Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 852 - Justin has a Hotwife and he’s Looking for More Bulls

Episode Date: June 18, 2024

Justin has a hotwife and he’s looking for more bulls and be called in to talk all about it. Tune in to hear all the details including how and when his wife brought up her previous bf with a big d and how he felt when he saw a pic of it, how he eventually started getting turned on by thoughts of her with other guys, how he brought it up to his wife and how she reacted, the first guy they met online and exactly what happened with him, how they both felt after their first mfm, how and why he does all the work finding bulls, the second bull they hooked up with and exactly what went down, how wife enjoys dvp and dp and why some guys aren’t into it, the bad bulls they met and why they didn’t work out, the how he’s looking for a good third and why it’s so hard to find plus a whole lot more.  **To see anonymous pics of JUSTIN'S WIFE plus see anonymous pics of my other female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at [e-mail] or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confesss while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://bluechew.com Get your first month FREE! https://butterwellness.com/ Try the Butter Wellness perineum massager and use code STRICTLY for 20% off your entire order Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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and you get a free trial so you could check it out first or just go to the description. There is a link that will give you the free trial on SDC.com. Okay, today I have on Justin. Oh my God, Justin's so funny. I don't know. I had to psychoanalyze Justin a little bit because he seemed a little negative, but Justin is a guy who's got a hot wife, okay? And she likes to fuck other guys and he loves to watch and they have fucked plenty of other guys. But he is finding it hard to find those other guys. He was somebody that I put on my Confessions Hotline recently, the guy that was really venting about finding a third.

And I was like, why don't you come on? But really what I wanted to talk about in this episode was like, he's a whole story about opening up. How did they go from being in a real. monogamous marriage to opening up. He does talk about all that. And then he talks about their first experience hooking up with a guy and what went down and what his wife did and what he did and how much they enjoyed it. And then how and why it took so long to meet the second. And they've fucked a bunch of people. But he's still sort of aggravated that the process is very difficult. So we do

harp on that. And then I do harp a little bit on the fact that I think he seems a little bit of a half cup empty person. Now, if you're listening to this and you're like me, a half full cup person and people that are half a cup empty people, you're going to be like, oh my God, I'm right there with you, Kathy. I think he is a half cup empty. If you're a half cup empty person, you'll find my little analysis of him may be interesting. But we talk about that towards the end. But basically what I get is his whole story as well as his aggravation for finding a

He does at the end give a shout out to where he lives, where they are, maybe someone who's a good third that's interested in being a bull for a couple that wants to fuck his wife. Somebody could email me and put a call out to that at the end. If he tells his area that he's in, talks about exactly what he's looking for. And if you're interested, you could email me. So all of that information will be at the end. The email for me is in the description. So anyway, I'm going to be right back on with Justin. Hi, Justin. Welcome to the Strictly Anonymous podcast. How are you today?

I'm good. How are you? I'm good. Listen, I know you're not that great. I know that I did sort of email you to be on the show because you left a confessions on my confession highlight or emailed me something about how you're just so effing sick of having to find a third. You're a couple. You open up your relationship. You've had experiences with thirds. And that's really mostly what we're going to talk about. Your whole sort of opening up your marriage story and all the thirds you have wound up being successful. with. And then we're going to end talking about the big problem or the problem that you're having, which is very common, by the way, which is that you guys are having a real hard time finding more thirds to play with. But before we get to that, we know that you're at that place right now, total frustration. I did include your call on my Confessions hotline recently in my Confessions episode. Did you hear it? Honestly, no, I haven't. Me and my wife, we listen here and there, but we don't get a chance to listen all the time.

Of course, no big deal. But yeah, I included it because it was just such a funny brand because you're so annoying. Okay, great. I have to go back and listen to it. It's the one I just aired yesterday, so go on you. Okay, yeah, my wife, she'll get a kick out of that. Yeah, you will. You'll hear the message you left me.

You curse a lot. I like a curse, it's all good. But let's get your backstory, Justin. How long have you and your wife been married for it? So we've been married since 2010. Okay. We've been together for, since, 2006, I guess you could say.

Okay, so together, for a very long time, married. Now, how and why did you decide to open up your relationship? And what was it like before? Before, our relationship's great. We have sex all the time. Literally, we can't keep our hands off of each other. That's great. In 16 years together, we still fuck like rabbits.

That's great. And even through kids and everything, you had kids? Yes, we got two kids. Okay. They're fairly young. They're not grown yet, but they're, they're still in school and all that. But yeah, we try to find some time between work and life and school and kids and all the other shit to explore a little bit.

It's not something we try to do every single weekend or it's something we talk about every day. But it's all right. We might get to have a five-minute conversation on Tuesday about maybe meeting somebody and then fooling around. Yeah, but you just jumped from how you met the fact that sometimes you have a conversation about meeting people. Let me just get you up to speed. So like here you are a couple, been together for a very long time, even through kids. Sex life has always been great. You're totally into each other.

Everything's good. Like I said, there was never a lull. How does the thought of you guys hooking up with other people ever even come into the conversation? Well, I really think it started almost from the beginning. When I was, when we were first started dating, getting together, we would have sex and all this other stuff. but she had told me about a boyfriend she had had before. And the boyfriend happened to be really big. And me on average size.

He happened to be huge. Let's go back. And she would mention it here and there, but never really as just trying to rub it in my face kind of thing. See, we had been friends for a little while before we really started dating. And she had mentioned about him, and he was just a friend would benefit and all that. and she had mentioned about him here and there. And then, of course, when we finally got together, the idea was still in the back of my head.

And I guess I had found some pictures of them. And all that stuff had gone through my head, the jealousy, all this other shit. And the rational part of my brain was like, hey, hey, they're not together anymore. So I don't know why you're being jealous or being fucked up about it, but that was all running through my head. Yeah. But at the end of the day, she was the kind of girl that, I thought was super hot.

She'd be the kind of chick that I search for in porn's or whatnot. So my wife is the hottest freaking thing I can think of. Why wouldn't I get fucking turned on by it? Well, you didn't say you got turned on. You said you were jealous. But now you're starting to realize you were turned on to is what you're saying. All those things went through my head in 45 seconds or some shit, jealousy, fear, all this other shit. And then you got hard.

Yeah, I was on. Look down my dick's hard. What the hell? My wife looks good. The guy had a good looking dick. She had a good looking pussy. It was literally porn at that point. It just happened to be somebody I knew.

And, of course, I didn't really put too much about it here and there. Did you tell her that you saw the pics? Eventually, yeah. Okay. Yeah, I eventually brought it up, and I guess she had deleted everything and all the other stuff. She got all embarrassed about me finding it. and all that, I guess you could say. And I was trying to at least explain to her, no, no, no, I like that.

It was okay. It's from the past. I'm not, I can't be upset about something that happened before. And the kind of we just left it at that. But I guess as we would go along having sex, throughout our years, we'd start watching porn and stuff. Uh-huh. And I noticed that she would get a lot hotter when we'd be watching porn with the threesome stuff. Oh, okay.

So, of course, I wasn't really, in the back of my mind, I'm thinking about her ex-boyfriend, maybe catching her, doing all this other stuff. Crazy thoughts, obviously. Some reason I seem to think, like, why would she be with me when she had this hung dude, fucked the shit out of her all the time? Why would she hang out with me all the time? Why does she love me? Why does she like me? I don't get it as a man, I guess. Yeah.

I'm too fucking stupid to understand that, hey, she actually likes me. right it's more than just your dick so you're thinking when she's getting horny for that threesome she's imagining the guy with the big dick with you guys yeah i kind of put it together the idea is okay if i was to catch her if she ever did cheat on me what was i gonna do okay and the idea of it was is that okay

she's never been that kind of a woman i've never been i guess a cheat on her either but i've been cheated on and i guess I entered the relationship with her kind of guarded. Yeah, because of that. I guess you could say because of it. Yeah.

And at the back of my mind, I'm thinking about it. And I guess it just turns into the idea of me wanting to share her. Okay. So do you start telling her that? Eventually, once I noticed that she's starting to get turned on by some of these videos. I guess I could, I guess you could say I was a little too scared to bring it up. and turned out that when I started asking her about it, she eventually started opening up that it was turning her on too.

I guess you could say she was a little too scared to admit that also. Of course. But so you said, oh, like, I noticed that you're getting turned on by watching a threesome. Would you be into being with another guy and she eventually copped to it? Yes. Okay. And you said that turned you on, too, the thought of it. yeah and i'm sure you're both surprised by that right well definitely definitely was a

a big revelation it took a while to finally come to that revelation of course but it when she finally admitted to it and broke it down yeah it was we had super hot sex for a couple days just talking about yeah it's it's like literally it's so interesting how a little communication and total honesty goes a long way. It kind of changed the game for you guys. Mm-hmm. And I'd actually like to give you a little bit of credit because

years before we ever started talking about this stuff, I was listening to some of your stuff. Yeah. Uh-huh. Back before you even started talking about talking to people in the lifestyle, back when you were talking to escorts and freaking sex workers and all kinds of people. I was always talking to all kinds of people.

Whatever, yeah, whoever would answer you're at, I guess. Yes, it was. whoever was answering on Craigslist, and it was way more, I barely had any sex workers on my show. I had a BDSM master, a guy who did a come, 24-hour cum challenge. I had all kinds of people, but it's interesting that you see it that way. But anyway, go on. Yeah, I guess I would pick and choose around certain stuff, and there's some things I wouldn't want to listen to versus others. Yeah, I said, go on.

All right, so you did learn from those podcasts that you listened to, too, as well. Yeah, well, of course, the communication was everything. It really truly is. And it's just hadn't we'd never get this far. Had we not talked about it. Hey guys, have you ever had a night where you just couldn't get it up? I can imagine that that's like every guy's biggest fear. Well, you don't have to worry about that because Bluetooth is here.

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information and I thank Blu for sponsoring the podcast. Well, of course, the communication was everything. It really, it really truly is and it's just hadn't, we'd never get this far hadn't we talked about it. And you've just pushed a little

bit and that you're both sort of brave enough to be completely honest because I think the scariest thing is putting out there that you're turned on or horny for a threesome. Because God forbid your partner's like, oh my God, you're such a fucking pervert or like that's so gross so she had expressed her concerns about some of the other stuff

about oh you just want to sleep with another girl or you just you're just doing this to whatever and i had to it took it took a while to explain her like this is something that i would want to do i want to watch you get fucked by a guy no interest in another girl for you no interest in another girl and we've been we wind up been contacted many couples but didn't contacted by many couples and just to have had to explain it. I was like, listen, this is not that I don't find your wife attractive. It's just that this is what I'm into and this is what we're into and my wife doesn't seem to be by or anything.

So I don't know what else other than what we're looking for is what we can offer. So we kind of been, not really. We have, we've talked to some couples here and there and we've met a few and it also turned out to be disastrous. kind of shit too. But we straight away from them just because of the fact that it's hard to get a four-way connection. Yeah, of course. Yeah,

it's even harder than finding a third because you're another whole person with all their fucking flakiness and problems and issues in play. It's hard enough getting one person to show up, let alone too. All right, so let's get back to so right after you guys both cop to the fact that you're into threesomes and you're down for it. When you guys

finally get to the place where you're like, okay, ready to do this, like, what goes down then? So we looked online. And it was back when Craigslist were still around. Oh, okay. It was actually, believe it or not,

just maybe a few months before they shut it all down. Oh, wow. And we just happened to look online, and we found an ad of some guy that was staying in a town near us for work. Uh-huh. And we discussed it. And we talked about it. And we had answered a couple other ads beforehand.

So this wasn't technically the first ad. But this was the first one that we actually had the balls to go ahead and message and have a conversation about it. Right. And so I guess the thing was, I can't remember what it was. It coincided to where I was getting off of work that day. I didn't have work that day. And he was going to be at the hotel. So we wound up driving out to the town.

We met up for some drinks. we had a couple drinks and then we went up to his hotel room and to be honest with you I thought it was going to go one way and it went completely different okay so what way did you think it was going to go and then tell us exactly what went out so my wife was super shy she normally is she was literally just I was trying to get her on the phone call but she still won't do it yeah it's okay but she was so nervous the whole time she's talk. I don't know if I'm going to do this. I mean, it was almost an hour drive. And she almost had me turn around a couple times. I was like, baby, just go. It's just going to be, we can just meet them. And I'm the one talking they're into it. Yeah. And then when we finally meet the guy, the guy looked all right. He looked like his pictures. She found him attractive, I guess. And we went

back to his room. And I'm thinking that, okay, she's going to be shy. She's going to be this. She's going to be that. She was on her knees than a minute sucking this guy's cop. Oh my God. That's so funny. Yeah. It was almost to the point that scared the shit out of me. I couldn't barely get hard. I'm like, what the hell is going on?

This chick turned into an animal. Wow. That surprised me too. I'm just a surprise considering what you said was going down in the car. I didn't know what it was going. I was like, I was figuring that she's going to have to get drunk. She had a couple drinks.

Yeah. She had a couple strong drinks. And she was definitely probably buzzed. Yeah. But she turned into a complete slut that night. She had his talking in the mouth. A minute later, she was blowing us both. And she fucked and sucked him all the way to the point to where she got a big old facial from him.

And then we grabbed her clothes and left. We didn't know what to do. They were freaking awkward. And we just left. Oh, my God. Hold it. Everyone's post-nut clarity. I guess get the fuck out of here. What is that?

Did she have sex with him? Yeah. No. She blew him. She fucked them. Okay. You just said she blew both of us. Then we got a facial and then we got the fuck out of there.

You didn't, I don't think he said. Oh, no. So, no. She blew. She fucked them. She wrote, she wrote them. She took them doggy, missionary, a couple different ways. It's super hot.

I got some video of it. And then it got super awkward. after he came and we kind of just grabbed our shit and left. But you joined in. It wasn't like you did film a little bit, but you were in there too, right? It was a true three-time. Yeah, no, I joined in. I thought there a little bit here and there, but I wasn't as hard as what

I thought I was going to be. Like, I was rock hard the entire way down there. I was rock hard all the way up, up to the point that the door closed. It was hilarious. I was like, but I'm got a million things growing through my mind. I didn't realize it at the time.

But I got a hundred thousand things going through my mind at the time. No wonder why I couldn't get completely hard. And what were those things? Just her safety, our safety, what could happen. Look, I didn't know what was going to happen. It was first time we ever tried something like this. No, I think that's important to talk about. A lot of people don't sort of remember that. I'm sure it happens to a lot of guys, but they don't put it into words, you know. I hear a lot from the women, But it's interesting that you say that you had that and that's what was going on and you're able to understand why you weren't totally hard. And so it's good to put it out there because I think it's real life, right?

And it helps other people. I agree. I think I had to do a lot of explaining it to myself as well as to my wife. Yeah. Because she was almost a thing to where she didn't like that. She was like, well, if I wanted to have two of you, I wanted you both to be. And it's like, well, I'm sorry. I wish it would have been a little better.

Oh, my God. But I don't really know what happened. And then adding to all the things, the problems we've been having, it's just taking forever to finally get back to it. Okay, but that's not the only guy you saw, is it? That was the first one. Okay, that was the first one, but you've tried other things. But let's just stay chronological before we start venting.

You've been listening to my show for a while. You've got to tell some fucking stories. Okay. You know how I roll. Okay. So in your head, though, what was going on was a lot of different things. Was there ever a moment, too, that, like, you were kind of jealous. Did that part of you come into play at all?

For a small little minute or two. I saw it. I'm like, what did I do? Yeah. Because exactly she went right to it. Yeah. She didn't skip a beat. Yeah.

I'm like, what did I just do? But I was like, yo, she's drunk. You know how she gets when she gets drunk. she's a freaking animal and you brought this on you were basically explaining it to her

and this you talked her into it the whole right there how can you be freaking upset about this? Yeah yeah yeah it's a weird position to be in and I get why it could be a slightly scary because you're like wow you could have just opened up Pandora's box right?

Of course, of course. You don't know what's going to happen from there but how was the sex after that first it was fucking hot we stopped like twice two or three times on the way home to fuck wow and how was it for your wife i'm assuming like it she was just oh she loved it yeah she absolutely fucking loved it we got back into the car she's oh my god i can't wait to do that again i loved it it was amazing oh my god she was like oh my god she's not on the phone with us i know but that's where i'm saying she's so freaking shy sometimes she won't she won't talk about it unless she's right in the

Yeah, that's great. That's what they say about the shy ones. They're always the ones like this girl, right? Like you said, she might be shy, but she ain't shy when it comes time to perform. Which is kind of why I got shocked, but also why I reminded myself like, hey, idiot, this is what she wanted because of how wild she gets. Yeah, yeah, exactly, exactly. Okay, so she loved it. You were Hartford after. And so did you guys just, do you guys just? just go back online someplace else looking for more people because Craigslist got shut down right? Right away. Almost right away. It was a couple weeks on Craigslist and then they started that whole thing. But then by that time that they were talking about it, we were looking for other alternatives

and starting to listen to more of the podcasts about it. And we were really starting to try and dive more into it. Me more than her. I love that. I mean, listen, you typically would think it's the woman doing the research and trying to figure out the layers and the stuff that's going on and stuff. But I love when it's the man. She's almost completely uninvolved in this.

She just wants to show up and get fucked. Does she have a preference? She kind of does have a preference. Okay. What is her preference? Preferences, I guess, tall, dark and handsome, I guess you could say. Not necessarily black men. Yeah.

Not necessarily white men, but I guess good looking guy. Yeah. there's a couple of others I don't know if you know any of these actors but there's one that that gets her panties in a bunch all the time what's his name jason mamawa no no she she would too but no she likes the more the scruffier kind of guy who's the guy from supernatural i'm googling out his name ankle something jensen ankle or something like that jacin's yes And the boys. Oh, Jackson and ankles.

Oh, okay. I see her type. Okay. Huh? Yeah. So she likes kind of like that. Yeah. Good lucking.

And I guess. So she likes him. And that's kind of one of her hall passes or whatnot. Yeah. But like when you go, when you say that she wants something to do with it, so you go back online after that first experience, you're looking for the guys. Do you show her and say, hey, what about this one? Oh, of course.

Okay. I got her and this guy. How about this guy? I'm getting the no. No. No. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. I don't know. And a lot of it's about 85% maybes. And then there's a bunch of absolutely knows. And then every once in a while she'd be like, yes. Like, that's the guy. Sure. But rare is it? Yeah. And I'll do most of the communicating. And then I'll try to pass it on to her and let her try to deal with it. But it's still, we've been having troubles. I know. We're going to get your troubles. But let's still stay on. You've had other experiences. We've had a couple other here and there, yes. I know. We're going to get to your troubles, but let's still stay on trouble because you've had other experiences.

We've had a couple other here and there, yes. But it's taken a while to get to our second. Okay, so tell me how and why. So she doesn't really want to be too involved with it. She doesn't also respond to these guys very much either. So I would try to get her in on a group chat or get her in on some kind of thing, than a video chat. And she's never in the mood to video chat.

Or I'll respond when I get a chance or this or that. And it's like she never wants to do it until it's time to do it. But she'll always be like, oh, well, when's the next time we're going to have a threesome? Well, when do you want to do this? This weekend? Maybe. And then when Friday comes around, I never said anything like that. So it's hard to get her on board, but she is on board, but never.

to commit to anything. Yeah, so it's not just trouble finding the third. It's also trouble getting your wife to be sort of clear and stuff and direct on so that you have, you know what you're looking for. Of course. She's not willing to do, but when she mentions it to me, while we're having sex, she's like, when's the next time I'm going to get another dick and we're like, well, when do you want to do this? You just say when and we'll get the freaking thing lined up. Yeah. Yeah, somebody, but this is the problem. If she's that way and she's kind of like leads it up to you, but you don't want to cross the line and not leave it up to her, but she doesn't want it left up. Someone has to change the game here.

Like you're going to have to just say, okay, I'm doing it on this day, end of story. You know what I mean? You're going to have to sort of jump. You're going to have to be someone that you're not and take more. And that's what we started doing. Yeah. Yeah. And that's kind of what I started doing, just being proactive about it. Yeah. And just making the decisions. Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah. But let's, okay, so it takes a while for your second one, but eventually you do have a second one? Like what happened at that time and how do you find that person? So it was just the guy that we wound up meeting online. Now, he wasn't the only one that we've met in between.

He was just the only one that fit the bill, showed up and was cool and chill. What happened to the other ones? The ones that weren't cool and chill. We've had guys that show up completely different than what their profile. is. Oh, my God. Are you kidding? Oh, yeah. Like 10, 15 years older than their pictures. Oh, my God. 50, 60 pounds over than their pictures, if anything. And she's not afraid of a bigger guy. I'm a bigger guy. But just be yourself. Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. No, that's not cool. They do that? We're talking to some guy that's, oh, absolutely. We're talking to some guy that she's

actually likes some older guy with a beard and some graying hair looks real good. And when we get into a video chat with him, the guy's 65, 70 years old. And the picture we saw of him is at like 48.50. Oh, my God. What the fuck is wrong with people? I would be so horrified to do that. Because some of these fucking guys are. They're crazy.

They're crazy. I think that's like mental illness. Because who is not a petrified? Like, they all know that the minute you turn it on and you see that there's 75 that you're going to be like, okay, see you later. What do they think? Yeah, well, they're just going to be like, oh, well, you know what, fuck it. No, this is where, no, no, any normal person knows, like, you just don't do that.

This is where I think these people are, like, out of their mind, you know, because it just doesn't even make sense that they would be. Yeah, well, when we hung up instantly, he sent us a message saying, what happened. And I didn't respond. Hopefully, he got the idea, but I don't know. He might not have been that smart. Oh, my God. How annoying. It's terrible.

But listen, it happens. This kind of shit happens in the regular dating world, too. And what happens is. What happens is, and nowadays it's easier to get around this, is that, and it sounds like you did this, you do see them on video before you go and meet them. So it's not like a total loss. We try to do some kind of verification, everything like that. We had a guy that we verified, and I gave him her information on that kick or whatnot. So he could message her on the side.

And I just said, well, no, we were going to be in a group chat. And I told him, just don't message her on the side. And we'll be fine. You know, we keep all the conversation in the group chat and everything will be great. And then we'll meet up in two weeks because we had agreed. And two weeks we'll be able to meet up. Yeah. Well, of course, this fucking asshole, the very next day, sends her a direct message trying to talk her into meeting him alone.

Wow. What an asshole. This is where guys are so dumb. Then this is the same fucking guy. because, of course, my wife, she messages them back a little bit, thinking that it was okay, not knowing that I told him not to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then this fucking guy said, oh, I'm so sorry.

But listen, if there's any way, can I spend a night with her? I'll give you a motorcycle. Oh, my God. This fucking guy is willing to give me a motorcycle to spend a night with my wife. Yeah, all he had to do is stay off a kick and follow the rules and he would have had your wife for free. You could have had a fucking chance. Yeah.

Yes, that's tough. And but no. Now it's like, dude, get the fuck out of here. Fuck off. You don't want to do these simple fucking things. And now you're trying to hit her up on the side like she's going to fucking leave me. Yeah. For you.

Some fucking weird guy an hour, an hour away. She wanted to leave me. It's not fucking hard. I don't fucking get some of these guys's fucking mentality. And we literally spent from the time that we would have a chance to actually go. meet somebody might be one weekend a month. Wow. And when we would go to meet somebody, most of them would be either a catfish or be completely

fucking douchebag from when we met them on the video chat or just not even fucking show up at all. Yeah, terrible. When you get a hotel and do all that stuff, awful. And it's not like I hear it all the time. That happens. That's why a lot of times when I do, like I had a bull on. I aired recently, Jerome.

And he had this white couple that he met at a swingers party. And he's been fucking that guy's wife for years. And trust me, I know why, because he's a cool guy. He's a really nice guy. He's super respectful. He happens to be really fucking funny. And so they got a good one. And they hold on to him when he's with them.

And it's like a long-term relationship because I think it is very hard to meet the one, especially if you're looking. And that's kind of what's happened with our second. He's kind of our go-to now. Not necessarily to one. We've only had maybe a handful of guys so far, but he's technically been her regular, I guess you could say, just because he's consistent or he's able to freaking show up. Yeah, it goes a long way.

So tell me about that experience. So we had after a year or two of freaking finding, looking, talking to people. And after some of these guys, after, after three days, they're gone. If you're not able to meet them within 72 hours, they don't want to talk to you ever again, it seems. And so I finally get a hold of this one guy.

And I'm like, okay, this Friday, we're going to meet. Yeah. And he's like, okay, great. Yeah, something was a little weird because he was just like, I don't really want to discuss too much. I don't want to hear too much. If you want to meet, we'll talk. Okay.

meet and that's what we did. And I was kind of the same way too. I'm not trying to freaking have all this fucking conversation with you, just to find out that she ain't going to fucking show up. So she'd like to stop and his pictures or whatnot, so we'll meet this Friday.

So we met that Friday. We sat down. I think my wife had a drink or two before he even showed up. The guy showed up. He looked like his fucking pitchers. He was cool. He was chill and respectful. and guess what?

He got his fucking dick sucked later. But it's weird because it's like, out of all those freaking things, all these other guys that we've met are missing like two or three of them. They're either not respectful. They won't even acknowledge that I'm around or nothing like they look like their profile or the guys actually chill and go with the flow. This guy showed up, shook my hand, shook my wife's hand, and sat down.

We actually had a conversation other than sex. and then an hour later I asked my wife and say hey you want to go back to the room she shook her head real quick and there we go and what did he look like did he have a big dick

like what was it he was so he's kind of scrawny kind of tall mixed he's got a decent size of big nine inches but it's not super thick my wife has actually mentioned that she would like a thicker guy

than it and you found some thicker guys in him however this guy keeps coming back and is available when we're looking. Yeah, of course, and it's hard to find. So what we've actually had, he's come by, he's been our, what you may call, I guess you could say, our reserve. Yeah, yeah, I get it. We would contact one, a new guy, say, hey, we're going to meet. And then when this fucking idiot doesn't show up, guess who we call?

Right. That guy. he's your backup plan he's basically the backup he's the reserve shoot yeah but he yeah he's the bench he's like sitting on the bench ready to play whenever you need him exactly i mean there's some times where the schedules hasn't completely aligned but we've made it work somewhat right and like just this last time we had four people you know back out on us flake out on us essentially four wow it wasn't all at once but by the time we were checking into the hotel room, I had nobody to meet my wife that night.

That's crazy. And because, you know, I did, when I do confessions on my episodes, I give, like, critiques after and I talk about them. And I was like, oh, my critique to you is, listen, if you want one person to show up, you've got to, like, double, triple, quadruple your invites. But you really did. You had four people in line ready to show up,

but not one made it. Mm-hmm. Not one. Now, like I said, it wasn't all at once. I had originally started with two guys. One guy was a maybe. The other guy is definitely, I'm going to show up. I'm going to show up.

And then, of course, he miraculously got sick Thursday night or Thursday morning. But, you know, I gave him the benefit of the doubt because he's texting me telling you this stuff. Okay, if you're going to be communicative and you're going to be honest about it, and I get it, shit happens. You get sick. You get a flat tire. You get pulled over.

I know how it fucking happens. All right. It happens for us sometimes. We'd have to cancel one or two times because we couldn't get a sitter or all of a sudden her period came earlier, or some shit. We don't know. Well,

it happens. And he's staying in communication with us up until the day. He's, oh, I may or may not be able to make it. I'm not feeling too good, but it tried, no,

it was a Saturday night. So it was like, Saturday night, by Saturday night, I should be good, but I'll keep you in, keep your pose, keep your pose.

So then come Saturday, The guy's nothing. I'm sending the messages. Hey, you there? Hey, what's going on? He's not even reading them. I know you're getting them. But whatever.

Screw you. Or go to the next guy. Next guy falls through. Okay. I'm going to scrabble. This is still Friday. I can still try and get two more guys. There's some that we've talked to before.

Let me hit them up. No, sorry, I can't make it. No, sorry, I can't make it. It's all right. I get it. Then we get two other ones saying, yeah, I'll be there. I can make it. I can make it.

And it's still Friday. One backs out last minute Saturday morning. The fourth one said, I can make it. I can make it. It doesn't even show. You know, so it's another problem we have, too. So we're on some of those swinger sites. And she's constantly getting messages.

If you let it be known that you're open to single men, you're getting two or three messages a week, if not more. And those are the ones that I'm actually responding to. She probably gets four or five every week that ain't even worth our time. Because they say something stupid or some other stupid shit. Like, I'm not going to freaking get into that yet. Let me ask you, though, because I just want to get back to that story with the guy and your faithful, like, just a little bit more of what went down. Do you get involved most of the time?

Because, listen, we only had one story with you getting involved and you couldn't really get it up. You had a little bit of an issue. Like, the next time. Yes, I've been getting involved. I've been getting involved ever since, basically. So I'll sit back and I'll watch and film here and there, but since on, I've been getting involved. And my wife enjoys DP, DVP, whatever, the mood is right, or whatever we're comfortable with, I guess. And the same thing with this regular guy, we've done that with her.

And he's comfortable with all that. So that's a great thing. My wife loves a DPP, but not all the guys are willing to do that. They all say they are. But when it comes down to it, they either don't show up or they're like, oh, no. I'm not into that. Interesting. That's weird.

You think it's because they don't DVP. Well, that's two dicks in or, right? Is it because they don't want to? DBP is two in her pussy and DP is one in each hole. Right. Ashen pussy. That's their favorite one to DP. She likes getting stuffed in both holes.

A lot of times I'll be the only one in her ass and while she'll be riding her bull. And I'll just come behind and fuck her in the ass a little bit. And then come in her ass and then go back to filming. Right. Mm-hmm. So listen, it sounds like, you know, you have a lot of good experiences. This guy that's into all this stuff that she hooks up with, that's kind of your good, all faithful.

You have him in the bag, right? It's just that you just want more people. He's not the perfect bull. Is that what it is? It's not the perfect one she's mentioning. You know, she's mentioned she's wanted others. and we've had and met others that she's enjoyed. Yeah.

However, they've either been out of town or just a one kind of thing. And still, we're trying to find more of a regular kind of thing. And I think eventually we shall want to go into a gang ban. We haven't got to it yet, but I think eventually she's been open to multiple, more than just another guy. She hasn't gone airtight yet, but that's probably going to be our next goal. Airtight. You haven't done that with the fucking her and her blowing you? No, well, you got to get another guy. So we need three guys to make her airtight.

Why? What's the, oh, airtight out, all holes and the mouth. So it's a D.P. And a blow job, basically. Yeah. Oh, my God. But you've seen your wife do DEP. Like, you've done DEP with her. How about DVP, all of that stuff? Yes, we've done BVP, I think, like twice. Okay. Do you dig that? She loved it. Yes, that's fun. It's definitely fun.

I really enjoy what she likes. And it's definitely fun. It's hot. It's freaking super tight, everything else. But my main concern is her. And that's the turn-on probably, too, is seeing her turn-on, right? She turns into an absolute freaking animal. At that point in time, she's doing some of the craziest things that I can't imagine that she's doing.

Had I known she was going to go that crazy, that first night, I would have been a little bit more prepared. And I knew that she went crazy, but I didn't know she went that crazy. But now you do, because how many guys, how many times has she fucked other guys in front of you? I want to say a good dozen or so now. Okay.

We've met the one regular guy handful of times. Uh-huh. And then there's been a couple other single guys that we've met at least once. I plan to make some of them again, but still, this is, we're still I guess you could call it new well how many years has been gone down you're talking about since Craigslist went down six it's been six years now you're not new I don't know most of the well I get I get that but most of all the experiences we've had has been in the past two years

so second time started two years ago oh okay I see what you're saying because the first time was when Craigslist was around and then it took you all the way till two years ago I got it And we've met other people. There was another time we met a guy that, and we met as like just a meeting Greek first, because evidently he couldn't play that night. So we were going to set up a date for a couple weeks later to all go meet in the hotel and whatnot. And it was great. She loved it.

We all talked about it for an hour, meet face to face. And then the very next week, one of my best friends was up and we were all out. in town and public and this guy comes up to her and gives her a hug and just like hey how you doing you can't wait to see you in a couple of nothing super sexual but literally came up to her and it freaking scared the hell out of her oh really yeah she didn't want especially in front of our friends and family she even wants some random fucking guy to come up and just even act like he knew her in public like You would think that that would just be a given.

You would think, but no, he came right up to her. And I wasn't there. I was actually going to get the car to pick her up and stuff. And he walked right up to her. And they're like, who's that? And she's, oh, this is somebody from work I used to know. She just had to play it off real quick. But I got an earful the second we got in privacy.

He was like, I don't ever want to do it again. Blah, blah, blah. This is never. This is done. cut off, delete the fucking apps, believe all this shit. And I'm like, oh my God. And it was like three, four months before we even started looking again.

And of course, I stopped. But then we're fucking one night. She goes, when am I going to get another day? I thought we were done. Listen, I could understand why she got fucking flipped out. Of course. It pissed me the fuck off. Yeah.

It pissed me off. You're going to come up to her without me around and public and with people around her. It'd be one thing if you saw her by herself in public. Yeah. but she's standing next to her family and kids you don't do that shit dude you know and it scared her for a while

and it took us another while to try and meet another guy and it's not like we're trying to talk to 15 16 at a time it's it would it almost feels like that sometimes but I would try to be talking to two or three at a time within when we first started

it was almost like I don't know It's just so many different freaking things. There was a guy I met literally. I tried meeting him to try and avoid all this shit. I met him personally by myself first before I even brought her involved. You know, we had had video chats and stuff, but I met this guy personally. Okay, this weekend we can, or this weekend when she's ready, we'll do this or whatnot. And when it came time to fucking meet her, he didn't fucking show.

Yeah, listen, these things happen, but. It's not like you don't have, it's not like you haven't been able to make anything happen, okay? No, no. We do have a guy in the back. Yeah. Yeah, you've had DVPs, GPs. You've done at least maybe like a dozen, you said, guys, you have a kind of regular there. He's not top of the mountain, but he is a guy you could call up and have to get him to fuck your wife anytime you have your, you might want to look at the cup half full a little bit more than half empty because it's not like you're getting tired of these fucking idiots.

wasting my motherfucking time. I know, but maybe... And then they want to talk about, oh, 45-minute drive is too far. Are you serious? I know, but, you know, just don't get stuck on the irritation aspect of it. I think you get too bothered by it. I think they say that, say, okay, bye. If you don't get...

It's more like the way you're taking it, that is becoming more of what it is. It could just be a sentence. You're too far away. Okay, thanks. But you make it into like, oh, my God, I'm so fucking irritated by it. So you build it up as if you sound like a guy that's... It's never got to make his dream come true. But in reality, you are a guy that has had a lot of experience.

I've had to drag the experiences out of you. And all you want to do on this podcast is talk about how you can't find a fucking third. So it kind of shows you that you're a little bit like a cop half empty person. Why are you fucking looking at what you, like the bad part of it? Why not focus on the positives? There's so much positives in your story. All you wanted to do is complain. I hear you.

I was just hoping to maybe some of these fucking guys would listen than what I had to say and might take some pointers from it. Hey, maybe what I'm doing. See, this is what you don't understand, okay? And I don't know how you don't understand this if you're like not 25. People suck. And if somebody is like a flaky person or someone's complaining about job, you're not going to change them.

On to the next. It's not easy to find anyone good in anything, whether it's good at their job or good at being a friend. or good at being a third. That's just life. And eventually at some point, you just realize it and you don't get fucking offended by it because you just know that that's how most people roll

and that's okay. You're not going to change that person. You're not out here sort of saying, changing anyone. What you should come on my show is to put a shout out for a fucking cool third to contact you. Do it right now. I have a huge audience. Like that's the seeing the cup half full.

Hey, could I use your platform, Kathy, to find a fucking cool guy? I'm going to give you the last 10 minutes. I want you to talk it out. Where are you from? You don't have to give out, like, give the area and give me everything you're looking for in a guy, and then they're going to email me, and I'll send it on to you. Okay.

Okay. Let's down. The problem is you're probably going to get imploded. What? You're going to get, your inbox is going to get imploded. No, no, no, no, we're not. Because, like I said, I don't believe most people are going to be able to be exactly what you want. Yes, some people are going to be. going to sort of bullshit their way, but you have to, from all the bad stuff that you've been in,

that has happened to you, you have to have things set in place to really weed out the trash quickly, right? You're going to get on video chat right away to make sure he's, if he says he's 45, he's not 75. You know, you're going to do all that in two seconds so you could just delete all the people that are bullshit. There's going to be people that are bullshit. And you're going to get right to the good guys. But let's tell people what you're looking for, what area you're in. Explain your wife and how hot she. is. Give your big pitch. Okay. So she's, she's half white, half Asian. I don't know if she wants me to give out all of her stats. No, no, no, just talk about how hot she is. What's her body type?

Five and a half foot. She's petite. Uh-huh. Got cute little perky titty, nipples like gum drops. Uh-huh. Nice ass, dounchy little butt. She's super tight, you know, got a super bubbly personality. Her can be in decent shape, mom of two, 40, something. years old. Likes to fuck. Okay. Now tell, let's... Likes to fuck. Yeah. Okay. What area are you guys in? We're in the southeast. I don't know if she wants me to narrow it down even more, but I guess you can call it the Swingers Capital. Okay. You're in the Swingers Capital, which is Florida. Florida is huge, so no one's going to know who the fuck you are. Everyone in Florida's into all kinds of things. So you're a Floridian. Okay. Now, how far are you guys willing to travel?

An hour or so. Okay. And that's the thing is we're an hour from everything. Okay, cool. So an hour or so of everything in Florida is where you guys are. So if anyone's, you're willing to go to them, they could come to you. Now, what are you looking for in a guy? Tell me your fucking deal breakers and tell me your must-haves. Okay. She's not a big fan of bald men. Okay. Interesting. Yeah. Short hair somewhat. But if you're a cue ball, she's not too fond of that. Now she's had bald men before. Yeah, that's interesting. But when she does say no, it's particularly more towards Baldwin. I just got to give a shout out to all my bald men out there that are getting insulted. I'm going to change the game.

Like, a lot, like, guys are very paranoid if they go bald and stuff. Like, I think bald guys are fucking hot. But I don't know. Maybe the bald guys I know are like the big jacked up guys from the gym. Like, they kind of look tough and hot. Occasionally you see a guy that's bald and he just doesn't look good. But most guys that are bald, like I think it's like a very hot, sexy look. So shout out to bald guys.

Like his wife doesn't like them, but you're hot to me. And I always think to myself, like, why do, why are guys like self-conscious about that? Because I think bald guys are like super hot, but maybe it's because like your wife doesn't. I don't know. And the funny thing is that most of my haircuts has always just been short, almost skinhead. Right. But you're not bald.

You're not like totally like that ball. But no, I'm not completely bald. No. I have a full head of hair now. All right. So listen, you can't be bald. short, short hair, kind of scruffy. Your average kind of, I don't know, dad bobs are all right.

He don't got to be super fit. Super freaking super fit guys. She's not into that. Yeah. So if the guy's got so many freaking muscles, she's not going to be into that. Oh, okay. Interesting. Yeah.

Like she said maybe to so many. And then the ones that she's met haven't fallen exactly into the middle of that then diagram. Obviously she wants big, doesn't have to be huge. Bigger to me. Bigger than average is better. She's not a huge man of black men. However, she's had a couple black men. But may, if anything more light-skinned, I guess. But mainly it's just all about the attitude. It really comes down to if he's mildly attractive and doesn't look like a freaking a serial killer or somebody on a list somewhere, he might have a chance. And if he just shows up and is cool and has a decent conversation,

he can get her to laugh, then there might be a chance later on to actually play. And the deal breakers are, if you're like the least flaky, if you're like even minorly flaky, it's not going to work. Be the type of person that's going to fucking show up, is ready to play, has done this before, knows the rules, is not going to try and contact your wife on the side, all that kind of stuff because you take the lead in these situations so anybody applying here you're going to be dealing with this guy right here on the phone okay so you're not dealing with the white yeah and she's not going to bother with you yeah and if you do get a chance to talk with her

don't be surprised she doesn't really bother with you either it's it's weird but um could i just ask you a question because you are a little negative when i'm talking to you and you get you seem a little rough the way you talk how are you when you're talking about you're talking about you're to these guys. Are you like down and out on the situation with them too? No, necessarily. I try to explain to them that hey, this is

if you show up and you're cool and this is what can happen and I tell them that we've had some failed experiences but we've had a lot more great experience and I tell them like, hey, this is the best stuff. Yeah. Quick question. Do you ever think that maybe

some guys think that maybe you're not valid because your wife is so uninvolved or do you not think that that's an issue? Oh, absolutely. I think we've mentioned that to her. Yeah. About how they want to flake

out real quickly if she doesn't seem like she wants to get involved. And I'll send messages like Snapchat or whatever validating that she's real, but the fact that she doesn't really

interact with them as much might have something to do with how they flake out. I'm not sure. But at the same time, I really think that they were going to flake to begin with. Because a lot of them seem to think that they're talking to a female anyway. They automatically, I got pictures on our profile

of us and all those other. And they'll say, oh, my God, baby, you're so fucking gorgeous. You're the hottest fucking thing in the world. Hey, there's another person here. Yeah, yeah. But you just have to be like, oh, this is the husband and I take the lead.

And I will say that. Yeah, I'll tell them that this is blah, blah, blah, and I'll explain that to them, and I won't completely shut every single person down unless they're completely fucking idiot. But, yeah, I guess you could call it. I'm somewhat of a gatekeeper. Yeah, you just got to explain that because I'm just going to tell you. I know, but listen, I'm just going to end this conversation. I just got to tell you this, okay, because on both sides of things, there are difficulties,

because I talk to the bulls and the thirds and the solo guys, and I talk to the couples. On their side, they get fucked over. too, right? So you always have to understand that they might be thinking their own things. They might have their own frustrations by this process because of the things that happened to them too. So I think it's important to just communicate, oh, this is why I'm talking. This is how my wife rolls, but this doesn't mean that we're not serious. You know what I mean? This is just the way she is. She might be shy in communicating, but let me tell you, if you could, if you're going to show up, you're going to find a whole different kind of woman. And then they can,

take it from there. But anyway, we gave your shout out. So listen, if somebody wants to take this on and hook up with you guys, you're looking for a third, a good third. Someone's looking for this kind of situation. They're in Florida, southeast, Florida, one hour away from everything. So if you're in that area where everything is in Florida and you're two hours away, you could be in the middle. You could be in the middle. Stop with the problems. You're so negative. Oh, my God. I don't understand people like it. It's annoying. I'm always trying to change. I'm very much a cop half full person. I could change.

I could turn to anything, the most horrifying thing and I could see the good in it. Yeah, you can't. You're just like see the negative. Like you're, it's not a good thing to be. Like, seriously, because you're like frustrated for no reason. Like at your age, you should know that people are flaky and all this things happen. You've been doing this for years. Like get to the point where you don't get so affected by it and keep working towards

getting what you want. So you could find that fucking ball. Because eventually you will and it'll be worth it. You just have to maybe do a little work. And that's anything good in life takes time. and takes work and how your face roadblocks and is difficult. But once you get what you want, you'll be fucking happy. But don't complain all the way.

You're kicking and screaming all the way. I agree, Kathy. I just kind of was real upset that night when I sent you that email. Oh, my God. But you're upset when you're talking about me. No, no, no. I think it's a little bit of just how you are. And it's just like kind of change your, like just reframe it is all I'm saying.

And I think that'll help you sort of get that push that you need to do the work that you need to do, unfortunately, this game. Listen, you're married. You've been married for a long time. This is what people deal with with dating. This is the way it starts for anything in life. So you're trying to start out doing this. It's going to take work. And that's just the way that it is. And I think if you come to terms with it and you see it a little different and it'll give you a little bit more steam that you need to get back in and do the work and find that right guy and be happier while you're doing it. Because you have had some good experiences. You will have more. I hope to get a lot of emails. I'm going to send them your way. Okay. Did you send me an email or did we

do everything over the phone? You got to send me your email. I sent you an email, but I'll let's, I can't know which one of it. Is it a, is it a fake email that we could give out so people could just email you directly? Kind of, but I don't know if I want that kind of. All right, don't worry about it. So, it's okay. So just have people email me. Put in the, put in the subject line, Justin, and I'll just forward it over. I'm not vetting anybody for you. I'm not doing any work. I'm just pressing forward okay for you okay so you got to read all the emails you got to not take them personally you got to weed out the trash but let me know if anything goes down and you meet a third but you know anyway listen it was fun talking you know you're a character thanks for calling it and sharing your

story sure okay just listen does your wife know you're calling in yes okay so if you want to send in anonymous picks for my patreon you can and then people can actually see her over there and i have a discord you could go on there. That's where, you know, you could really talk to people. It's like a Craigslist now, and there's a hookup channel there and stuff. So you could go on there and really meet people and just talk to them directly. She could probably do that. She's more the computer one.

Okay, well, it's super easy and I'll send you a free link to join. Okay, everyone else pays, but because you're a guest on my show, I'll give you the free link, and you could do that too. But send me some anonymous, anonymous picks for my Patreon. R-rated, like no X-rated shit, okay? Okay. All right. Awesome. Thanks, Justin. Thanks so much for calling in. Bye. Okay. I just want to tell you before you go that my book, it's called Strictly Anonymous Confession, Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers, is now available not only in paperback

and e-book, but you can pre-order the audiobook. It's still not going to be out until August 25th, but you can pre-order it. The book is basically 17 different stories taken from my show. I kind of picked one story from each category that I talk about on my show. Like there's a hot wife story. There's a cuck queen story. There's a cuck story. There's a gang being girl story. Like I said,

17 stories. And they're all told in the third person, and they're all true. I took the interview and rewrote it in the third person. And I wouldn't really call it like a total erotica book. Think like Penthouse letters. It's more direct. It's not so over the top like erotica.

don't really like that kind of vibe, right? But these are true stories. 17 of them. They're really short chapters, easy read. You could read, you know, one or two and then skip around. You could read the whole book. It's available in eback format, paperback format, and finally, the audiobook is available coming out August 25th. But you could pre-order it now. And if you buy my book in any format or pre-order it, I will throw in a complimentary link to my Discord. My Discord does not disappoint, okay? There's no way you get into my Discord any other way than getting the link from me. Okay, I give it to people who buy my book. There's tons of people in there. Everybody shares content with each other, and that's what you get to do there. You could post your own pictures and videos. There's tons of

channels. We have lots of contests where you can win a lot of money. It's a super fun place to be. It's a total strictly anonymous community and you will love it. I will be giving anyone who buys my book access to my Discord. It's private, like I said. All you got to do is email me a screenshot of your purchase, whether you did the audiobook, the ebook or the paperback. Send it to me at Strictly Anonymous Podcast at gmail.com. That's strictly anonymous podcast at gmail.com.

And I will send you the link to Discord. So anyway, thanks so much for tuning in. This is the Strictly Anonymous podcast. Hey everyone, thanks for tuning in to this week's episode. If you want to be on the Strictly Anonymous podcast because you have an interesting, naughty story to tell while we're meeting Anonymous, you could be on the show. Send me an email, strictly anonymous podcast.com.

We're going to my website, Strickly Anonymouspodcast.com, and click on Be on the Show. If you have a naughty confession, call my email. Confessions Hotline, 347, 4203579. That's 347, 4203579. You could call that number 247. If you want to follow the show, follow me at Strict Anonymous on either Instagram or Twitter. That's at Strict Anonymous. And if you want to sign up for my Patreon, you're not only supporting my show, but you're going to get all of these episodes early and ad-free. You're going to get anonymous picks of all of my guests. Most of the girls sent me in Anonymous. hot picks of themselves and some of the guys are sending me in anonymous picks as well.

You also get access to my private Discord where people are getting super naughty. If you sign up for my Discord, you could post whatever you want and talk to my other listeners. To sign up for my Patreon, just go to patreon.com slash strictly anonymous podcast. That's Patreon.com slash strictly anonymous podcast. The links and everything else I spoke about are all in the description. Thanks so much for listening.