Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 879 - NAUGHTY CONFESSIONS: They Hooked up with a Young Unicorn, He Wants to Get Caught Jerking Off?! and More w/Guest-Host Billy from Manwhore podcast

Episode Date: July 24, 2024

Tune in to hear a bunch of naughty confessions followed by Kathy and Billy’s (Manwhore podcast) critique of them. First, you’ll hear from a guy whose wife just banged his hot friend from the gym then from a couple who just had a threesome with a young unicorn, then from a guy who wants to get caught jerking off?! and more and then you’ll hear from a young guy who is looking for sex tips to use on older women. Then you’ll hear me and Billy discuss how to set up an exhibitionist fantasy without making it illegal, Billy’s random stranger sex he had in public and how he played it safe, what to do and what not to do once you score a unicorn, the pros and cons of a threesome, oral sex tips that work for any woman and specific ones to use with older women and a whole lot more. To listen to the Manwhore podcast click here: http://manwhorepod.com/spotify **To see anonymous pics of my female guests plus see anonymous pics of my other female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at [e-mail] or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confesss while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://bluechew.com Get your first month FREE! https://butterwellness.com/ Try the Butter Wellness perineum massager and use code STRICTLY for 20% off your entire order Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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So what I'm doing moving forward from today on is I am going to have a gift. guest chat with me about the confessions after. It's so much better, okay? Now, I know that people were loving the other confessions where I just talked, but this is so much better. Today, I have on Billy from the Manhorror podcast. He listened to all the confessions with me, and then we chatted about them in the future. I'll be doing them with Leila and Wiole and some of my favorite guests that I've had on. So moving forward, all of my confessions episode, I will be critiquing them with a special guest. Today it is Billy from the Man Hort podcast. Besides running the Man Hort podcast, which is available anywhere where you get podcasts, he runs a monthly

naked comedy show in NYC. Yes, it's exactly what it sounds like. Naked. All the comedians that get up, including him, are effing naked. That happens in New York City. There will be a link to all Billy's stuff in the description. But anyway, on this episode, we listened to a bunch of confessions and then me and him chat about it. Okay? First we talk. We hear from a guy who got his wife to bang his hot friend from the gym.

Then we hear from a couple who finally scored themselves a young, hot unicorn. Then we hear from a guy that wants to get caught jerking off. That has a question mark after it. You got to listen to that one. then we listen to another crazy one. There's a guy who fucked his stepmom, and he's like really into fucking all kinds of people. He talks about that.

As well as we end with a guy who wants to be a better lover, especially when it comes to older women. So we give him some oral sex tips. So you got to wait for that. That's how we end it. I always like to end it with an advice one. But it's super fun. You'll hear a lot of different things that me and Billy talk about

after all of these confessions. So I'm going to get right to it and be right back on with the first confession. It's happened a few years ago. My wife and I introduced her to a workout buddy in mind. He was about 6'4. I used to see him in the shower and he was packing a huge, huge cost. It was nine and a half long and about seven and a half in circumference, maybe even more than that. It was about, I would say not quite a beer can, but he was close to it.

My wife has always liked the coffee, and she had a few before I met her, and she told me she was always interested in reliving her fantasies of having men, somewhere I found out. Anyway, I introduced her to my workshop buddy to get along really good. used to come home and she'd say, would your buddy say anything about me? Do you like me? Blah, blah, blah.

And I would tell her. And he was very open about his sexuality. And he would tell me how sexy. He's erled right. He was a bull. He could zero right in on the fact I was a cut in having him. Anyway, one day in the gym,

he just looked at me and said, look at him, I really wanted to ask your wife and told my wife pretty upset. Anyway, she just laughed and giggled. pretended not to be interested. And then a few weeks later, I came home from the gym. She said, call your buddy up. And I said, well, when you're going to watch, she said call him up so I did.

He came over. We had a few drinks. I was excited as hell. He was in the middle of summer, so it was warm up that night. He had on these short, loose shorts with the loose lace. and you could see it is caught quite easily. And the shorts she was wearing about 20 minutes, and she came back downstairs afterwards.

She had this sexy nighting on, and she looked at him and looked at me and said, well, great, we know why you're here. She pulled out one breast, and she has a really nice tip. Nice, big pink. It didn't take him long, like he just stood up, pulled his pants down.

And she, her mouth, up to the floor and she saw how he was. And he looked at her and looked at me and said, well, look at her first, said, I'm kind of an alpha male, just so you know. And he said to me, he said, we're a bug and all that. But when it comes to the sex, I'm in charge. And he asked, are you okay with that? She said, yes. And then you look at me and he says, are you okay with him before it could answer?

She looked at me and said, you screw this up to me. He didn't waste any time. He told her to stand up and distract totally what she did. And she kept so wet, she was tipping down the lake. That's no exaggeration. That's how fun she was. I have to tell you, whenever I hear these kinds of stories, I always think, is this like a fucking fantasy or is this reality?

Does this actually really go down, Billy? Oh, of course this stuff goes down. Yeah. What it stood up to me was like this man was like he was, like, He was able to eyeball the length. Like, it's not just like, yeah, I look like he's like maybe like eight inches, maybe nine inch. No, nine and the half. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

According to my past research, it looks like about approximately nine and a half inches. And I'm like, bro, I feel like I, yeah, the half inch stuck out to me. No, look, it's hard to rag on this guy because, look, I also want a workout buddy. In fact, I just want a buddy. No friendship is hard to find. So if it involves lifting weights or fucking your wife, like wherever you have to get it, good for you, dude. I'm envious. Not a, oh, I got a hot wife.

No, I'm envious. You have male friends. Yeah, but the biggest thing that people call in to my show and lie about is the hot wife scenario. This happens to be like a lot of guys' fantasy. And the unfortunate thing is that I'm a girl, so I get it and understand it. A lot of girls aren't down for it, right? because girls are wired different. Like we don't just see tons of guys every day

walking around on the street that we want to like, oh my God, I can't wait to fuck him, look at his ass. Like we just don't not wired like that. So I think a lot of women aren't going to be like, oh, yeah, I want to fuck your friend. But this guy sounds like he was just like really super hot and it's the same guy and she got to know him. And in that kind of scenario, I could see it happen.

I totally believe him he had plenty of details. It is, though, kind of like a hot porn, don't you think? I could see it happen. I totally believe him he had plenty of details. It is, though, kind of like a hot porn, don't you think? Clearly, we hang out with different kinds of women because most of the women I know are wired that way. They are? I think that's been like just like many things.

Some aren't. Some are something else. Just as if being a man or a woman is not only one type of thing. But we won't go down the rabbit hole because I do know that is usually the source of our... Listen, I just think the majority of women, I never say all. I have tons of hardcore girls that don't roll those that way. And those are the girls I'm interested in talking to. I think you, because you're so open sexually and do so many crazy things,

people have got to listen to your podcast because you talk to all the girls you fuck. That's the pond you fish out of. So you're not living in the majority. I can say from my personal experience of having sex with a lot of women is that there are a lot of women who are down for that fantasy. There are plenty who are also not down for that fantasy. The hot wife thing does exist. I find the person who's into that thing. Was there a question at the end of this one?

I know we got cut off. I have a question for you, though, because I love that you've been with women who are and women who haven't. I think the number one question I get and the people who are drooling over this story want to know is how do you get your girl into it as a guy who has put that on the table with other women and I'm assuming gone there with them. This Memorial Day, shop one of Avocados. biggest mattress sales of the year and fall in love with sleep again. At avocado, better sleep starts with better materials.

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My forearm is tired from last night. Yeah. That's the best to me. Look, I think there's a lot of people who want to try. The question itself is kind of problematic. And not like in some sort of this is wrong. It's just more like it's not going to be effective. I think the more selfish we are in bed, the least effective we are in getting people,

persuading people to do what we want to do. And so just to say, how does the guy convince? And I'm not putting this on you, Kathy, like, because I know plenty of men will use the same language. You don't try to convince her. Or the beginning step is, could you handle hearing no? Because if you're going to be like, how do I convince her and no is not an option, then this is not. One, it's not, I have issues with how you maybe approach sexuality and interpersonal relationships. But it's not going to work because it's going to, I think a lot of guys don't.

realize how much they tell on themselves through their like really subtle behaviors and language and the way they react to stuff. So if you're trying to convince someone and no is not an option, they will feel that pressure and most likely be very resistant. You know how to do anal? Yeah, you know how to do anal? It's not shoving your dick in. Yeah, so it tightens up. It gets real tight and says, no, no. But if you relax a bit, you slow down, you do the prep work. You do the prep work. You do the fingering, you do the foreplay anally, and then she relaxes enough to fuck. Then you get to have anal. And you know what?

Part of that includes when she says, I don't think anal is happening tonight. You say, no problem, babe. But like, if you're trying to go like, how do I convince her? You don't. Now, how do you talk to her about it? That's a different question. But yeah, that's, I think, the big point is like, don't try to convince, but talk to her about it and see if she has an interest.

And she doesn't have an interest. you just kind of got to accept that. And your options are you can stay with this person who may never indulge you in this fantasy. Or you could leave and go find someone who is. There are plenty of women in the Swinger lifestyle who are single and are interested in that. And you can go find them if it's so important to you.

Or you can mock it up. I have so many couples that mock up that scenario. This guy bought a fucking machine in one of my episodes and they were down to start hot wiping. He got his girl into it. He bought her a fucking machine because he just wanted to mock up the scenario. And they were so successful at using that fucking machine and just talking to couples online

that they've never crossed the line and never had to and never actually started hot wiping, even though that was his goal because they're so hot for their role playing and what they're doing. So sometimes this is like a little role playing goes really far if you have a good enough imagination. Yeah, yeah, totally. All right, let's listen to the next confession. What's up, Kathy? Just calling back again. I think I called a couple weeks ago or maybe a month ago.

the young couple that I was telling you about that we just having a little bit of trouble finding a unicorn our age but I got great news just the other day or at least a week ago or two weeks ago now we found a girl in our age in our same town as us for once actually and she is pretty cool me and my girlfriend we are 24 I'm 24 and my girlfriend is 25 and this girl's actually 20 but yeah We met her on the dating app maybe two weeks ago now and just a couple days ago. We ended up having her over at our house and having a threesome with her and it actually went really well. We're still talking to her so it'll probably happen again sometime soon.

I think it definitely went pretty well. Typical guy in me, I talked up a lot of game about, oh, you know, I can handle it. I'll take the lead. I'll make sure everybody's good. I might have flopped that part of just a little bit, getting a little bit too overconfident, but I think it went really well. I think especially for the first time, I think we did really good. We were both had a really, we all.

But yeah, I think all three of us had a really good time. It was really fun. She was a really playful in bed type of girl, which I think me and my girlfriend really enjoyed. She was just super relaxed. She wanted to try new things. Yeah, it was awesome, I think. It'll probably continue to happen every now and again. but until then I'll leave this confession here for you and maybe we'll talk soon.

So there you go. Listen, I would high-five this guy. He did call in before and they were, his big problem was trying to find people within his own age range and I gave advice on that. It looks like a founder. The only thing I'd say is next time leave some more details. I'm like, did she go down on the girl? Did you fuck the girl? What the hell go down? He did say, which is kind of funny that he felt like things are sacred, Kathy. Not when you're calling into my show. My listeners want to hear details. That's it. I'm just saying for my show. okay my show this confessions episode they people wanted to hear a little bit more details right especially that guy that jerks off that listens but no i think that he did say what i would want

to know because he did say he fumbled he felt like he fumbled a little bit and he was going to sort of take the lead and he didn't really sort of go there or something but it sounded like it went great i don't know what he's talking about there because he didn't explain yeah it sounds like you're a great positive experience and i feel like when you got three people in their early 20s messing around with group sex. Like the fact that you all did that and without so much drama, fucking mazel top, good job. Way to go. Yeah. Uniforms can be, it's a tough thing to find because you got to find something where all the different chemistries work. It's like the chemistry between you and the third and the chemistry between the other partner and the third and the chemistry between you two now that there's a third present. And it's so often that threesome's can go wrong. And it's kind of just a risk of getting group sex involved. But like, I'm just happy when I can get one woman to tolerate me at a time. And getting two at the same time, it's happened.

It's just it's, I'm always like, I'm going to pit somebody off. I'm going to say, you're going to make the wrong jokes. So good for you. They're fun. But also, I think guys get so into three sons with two women. And it's like division of labor. Let's be smart about this. Let's get another guy.

It's like, how long am I? This is so. much work. Yeah, not for the unicorn, though. I've been a unicorn in a situation. I've been like I've been with two women and a man when typically I had one where the girl was a total lesbian and she was like to the guy, don't fucking touch me. And so they were both on me.

So I was like center of attention and that was like crazy. Well, I, yeah, I meant the three sums where, not for the unicorn, I just meant like when the guy in a relationship who wants to be with two women, it's like you can I think the guys who are most obsessed with having a three-some of the same guys who can't please one woman. I don't know why they think adding another woman is going to make them better in bed. So maybe that's what he's talking about when he's, I feel like I dropped the ball a little I didn't take control.

I don't know. Maybe he got so flustered because it was so hot that he just couldn't even, didn't know what to do. And I could totally see that because I feel like that is top of the mountain for a lot of guys. For whatever reason, women are fucking beautiful and hot and to get two of them together. and you see them like going down on each other and stuff. It's a lot of guys' biggest fantasy and he finally lived it out in his 20s. Like he said.

Yeah, right. High five. I remember my first beer. Yeah, totally. Your first, what did you call it? Oh, you never heard that phrase I said, I remember my first beer. Is that mean, is that beer, a.k.a. Oh, no.

It's like a pseudo-condescending thing you say to be like when someone's talking about their first time with something big and exciting. but you've already done it plenty a while ago. So then like, I was like, oh, that's cute. I remember my first beer. It's from the movie Beer Fest. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but good, no, good for this couple. And if they can do this like with good communication,

they stay together and they're having a good time. Good for you, you know, me. You know, I heard this call and I didn't really have any notes. I was like, sounds like everything went well. I would say, and because I was surprised to hear this the first time I did because I've never been a full-on unicorn. But, you know, but I heard it once. and then I heard it many times since.

You'd want to make sure you treat the unicorn well because you have to look at things from her perspective and sometimes they do feel left out and there are things to do and not to do to unicorns because sometimes like I have heard of unicorns talking about the negatives. They're kind of like on the outs of that relationship and they feel it and they don't take them into consideration and they just throw them out when they're done. And I could see why you would never even think that's a big deal. but when I have heard the unicorn specifically talk about how that made them feel, you think, oh, duh, like, I could see why they wouldn't even be thinking of it, but I could also see why

she's feeling that way. So take her feelings into consideration and make sure you treat her well because she's called a unicorn for a reason, not easy to find, okay? See, treat her so good that she never fucking leaves you because it's not like there's millions of her out there, especially all the is a line, she was good, you liked her, she's your age. Like, it's not going to happen all the time. So make sure you really respect her and treat her well and listen to my other unicorn episodes to learn what to do and what not to do with a unicorn. Ultimately, I think you can even boil it down to a bigger, broader commandment of just

in group sex, treat all people with a fairly equal level of dignity and respect. Whether that's a unicorn, a single woman, if that's a single guy, just because he's a guy doesn't mean we're going to treat them like them so you still got to be nice to them. If it's a group sex thing, just end your partner in that situation. You don't want to focus too much on the third woman or the extra woman who's there. You don't want to focus too much there. And then you disregard your partner. So just treat everybody on the mattress really awesome because we're all fucking and it should

be a good time. Totally. All right. Let's listen to the another confession. Hey, first time. It might be an addiction in the car. waiting also get the attention i get doing it and it is part of kink that i don't know maybe i should get rid of maybe fine okay i don't know who wants to start with this one can i just start off with a little

tidbit a little back what is that called when you talk like breaking the fourth wall okay this guy i i listened to his confession i'm like oh there's like a little static to it right so i sent him a text hey can you call back and redo your confession it sounds like shit so he's yeah sure and so he called right back and he left me another confession and in this one he was totally jerking off like for real I was like I'm not using that confession but I was like duh he just explained in the first confession just regular like what his thing is and then when he knew he had my attention and I was like right there he like was doing his thing it's like jerking off I'm like I'm not going to air that confession personally from me I feel like this is something that you want to squash because I like isn't it like illegal public indecency to be doing what he's doing.

I don't know why he's surprised by the reaction. And I can't see how he would get a positive reaction. I'm sorry. I don't care what kind of women, Billy, but no woman is walking down the street going to Starbucks and she sees a guy jerking off in a car and she's like, holy shit, I'm so wet. Nobody.

No girl ever on the planet Earth would be hot. I think he thinks he's having nonstop positive reactions. He's definitely getting reaction. Yeah. He could be having some positive. positive reactions. But let me put this way. But he's definitely getting shocked reactions that he's probably not even seeing as.

A lot of people giggle or act when they're uncomfortable. People act in a way that isn't simply angry when they see something that angers them. But especially women when it's with men because you don't know what the man's going to do. There's a lot of threats out there. It's illegal to be doing any sort of public sex. But any of us who have public sex are engaging in that risk and that's really risky assessment to make. But, you know, you can do it. This is a thing where I think it's fucked up and abused.

It's not consensual. It's not consensual. Yeah, yeah. It's not consensual. I didn't know if I would call. Yeah, but it's not consensual. And there's a, but the thing is there's ways to indulge in this. I during COVID tried to indulge in similar thing because we were just looking for something

we can do sexual that seemed safe at the time. I did several things during COVID that were like considered COVID conscious. I got out of low job from a random woman out. that in my car that we arranged, but it was out in the day, it was outside. So we were like, oh, this, and she said, you need to keep wearing your mask, right? There's ways and those things I wanted to do was find a woman who wanted to get to a secluded parking lot, like park our cars, like kind of parallel to each other, and then open our windows and masturbating from each other as a, just as a weird thing to do that wouldn't be a COVID risk.

I almost found a couple people for it and then things dropped off. But that's, the way to do it is put a post up on Reddit and say, does someone want to see me jack off in my car? Yeah. And then when you do that, like, you pick a secluded place. You be mindful for the other people who hopefully aren't, if someone else is walking by, you don't expose yourself when they're walking by. You wait for the person wearing the blue hat because you prearranged, hey, I'll be wearing a blue hat, especially if you want to keep an anonymous, which is fun, where you're like, I don't know exactly what it is. Okay, but she's got the blue hat. I can now take the dick out.

Yeah, yeah. You just want to keep this thing consensual and not for nothing, dude, you get arrested for this. You're so fucked. I know. You're so fucked. Incredibly fun. Your life is fucked.

Like, when you're on a sexual predator. When you're on the sex offender list, like, you don't get to, I don't think you're like allowed to have like a smartphone or something. Like, there's technology you lose access to. This is a bad one, dude. Like, you don't want to be the. you don't want to be the flasher. You don't want to be the car flasher.

Do this as a prearranged thing. Put up a post. Find who wants to, quote, unquote, stumble upon a guy jerking off in a secluded, but technically public area. Don't do this where you're parked in the parking lot of the grocery store. Bad move, dude.

And don't you think, I was thinking when you were giving your rant about the reactions, I forgot, duh, probably the reactions that he's getting that he digs are people horrified i think that's a part of it isn't that a part of his kink it's not like he wants people to be like oh yeah this is consensual i think a part of it is kind of shocking people and that's why he's seeing it as a positive and we're saying oh there's no way someone's walking by and giving him a high five i don't think that's what he wants i think people that are into some of that's into is they want horror that's probably a turn on you're not completely wrong there are some

people where the kink is to horrify others. There are also other people where the kink is to do it in a public place simply just as simple as that. And a lot also have the do have the fantasy of, I would have a fantasy of jerking off in my car in a public place and a woman's walking by and being into what she saw. Right. This is porn scenarios. It's a porn scenario for sure. These are But these are these kinks and fetish and kings come from somewhere. So you're not totally wrong. It's possible that's his kink. It's also possible he does actually want someone to stumble upon it and feel desire.

We just don't have that particular information from this guy. What we both can definitely agree on is, yo, grow, do not be doing this. Pre-arrange it. Be safer. Even when you pre-arrange it, you got to be careful. Because if you both get caught, you're still in trouble. Just because she's into it doesn't mean you get to say the officer, it's okay, she was into it.

No, but you're still in public with your dick out. Yeah, it's still public and decency outside in public. It's just, it's so risky. And unfortunately, the more this guy does it to me, like the more you scratch that naughty it's, that is illegal, the more it powerful it becomes, and the more you can't stop, and the more you do it, and the more you need. And then you need more people to see you, and you need to risk it more to make it hot. That's what's what typically has.

happens in these scenarios. And then before you know it, you got a cop out your window because you've pushed yourself too far just to get fucking off. And at the end of the day, it is just not worth it. So I suggest watching some porn, doing it in your house, trying to mock it up, but rewiring yourself to enjoy your fantasy if this is your thing, but don't give into doing it in public. You got to stop that shit. Because seriously, the only thing that's going to stop it if you don't is you getting busted and you're going to think back to every time you did it and be like, I wish I would have taken the opportunity to fucking quit. It's like an alcoholic.

Like you don't want to hit your bottom, okay, because your bottom is not going to be good. It's going to be fucking jail time. And a rap sheet and something that's going to ruin your life. And it's not worth it for a jerk off session, which you could do all the things that you just said you could do. There's to porn mocks at it all the time because it's obviously something that a lot of people think of. It could be a naughty fantasy big deal. You know what I mean? I'm not against those naughty thoughts and stuff.

It's just when he's doing it in a place where regular people are walking. It's not consensual and that's just sorry. That's like a deal breaker, not cool. So at the end, he did say, I don't know if I should give it up. Yes, you should, okay? Yes, give it up and do everything you can to give it up right away. I'm serious about it. Anyway, and let me just tell you, those stories that Billy just talked about him, meaning a girl,

there's 10 more of them, including all of his. glory holes he set up during COVID. I have an episode with you giving all those stories. People loved that episode. I'm going to put the number of that your last episode with me in the description. So if people want to listen to all the naughty hookups that you did during COVID with random women that you found online, it's such a super interesting episode. I'm going to put that in the description for people to listen to it. So they'll be able to hear those stories you talked about and more. You had a lot more stories than what you were talking about that you set up during COVID. So people got to listen to that episode.

let's listen to the next one. Hey, first of all, love your show. Love you, obviously. Personality, I appreciate everything you do. My confession is that I have a bunch of confessions that I know would give me on the show. But the one that I would love to talk about is the fact that I was having sex with my stepmom for approximately three or four years. I'm 28 now. I started having sex with her when I was 24, 23, 24.

It really started over a trauma bond from the, abuse that my dad was my dad was abusive verbally physically he was a liar manipulator and we ended up just forming a sort of trauma bond from that and got really close started drinking smoking and one thing led to another and yeah but not only that but just a lot of other confessions i'm a pen sexual guy lots of crazy stories i have done porn i have been in the top one percentile of only fans at one point. I like guys, I like girls, I like trans women. I pretty much do it all, but I do have a lot of crazy stories. I hate to say, but I kind of get off on fucking people's wives or moms or sisters. So I fuck my dad's wife, obviously, and I fuck one of my dad's friends that he was fucking.

I fucked girlfriend's sisters. Even now, I'm trying to fuck my girlfriend's sister. I would love to fuck her, but yeah, pretty much my biggest point to talk about. But, yeah, I'm just, you know, Honestly, I'm just, I'm not shit. I ain't shit. You know, never have been, never, you know. I just get off on fucking people's wives, sisters, moms, boyfriends, you know, really doesn't matter. I just got out of a relationship with my Dome.

She was pretty much awesome. The only reason we ended it was because she was also my stepmother. Yeah, we weren't just fucking, we, like, were in a relationship, fell in love, got caught a few times, not actually having sense, but, like, really close to having sex. people seeing us out saying that we were very intimate person which is my brother he's almost pretty much has caught us we were in a while fucking in the front yard fucking in parking garages we were going out of town having just an adventure just just crazy shit oh my god i just gonna say my first question to this

guy would be like did his massive desire to fuck people's wives sisters brothers boyfriends girlfriend. Did that come before or after his illicit affair with his stepmother? Oh my gosh. What are you out to say about this one's crazy? I don't know. This one, this dude clearly slings it. There's a part of me that kind of wants to salute him and say, carry forth to such a guy. Good work. Hi-five. High-five. I don't know. It's like, I was like, I don't know. Yeah, he's also, I didn't hear anything like unethical. I just heard, wow, this dude like really takes a lot of chances. And I also have taken, I've had sex in some pretty questionable places. I fucked in an NYPD parking lot once. We do what we got to do sometimes. I was impressed by the top one percent

only fan thing. And it's too bad. Obviously he wants to keep this as an anonymous confession, but gosh, really missing out on a sales opportunity, not dropping that handle. Yeah, totally. I didn't even take it out, really. Yeah. I don't know what he does on there, but did you get the part when he said he's trying to. I think he fucks people's wives. I think he fucks people's people's boyfriend. I think he fucks people he's not supposed to on that thing. But isn't he trying to fuck his girlfriend's sister now?

Is that something that you would do? It's something I would do behind someone's back. She doesn't know that I am going to have sex with her sister. If she doesn't agree to it, then it's not hot. No. And I had an ex-once who had a really cute sister. I love cute. Like, wouldn't that be cool?

That would never happen. But yeah, I don't know. I don't have too much of reaction other than, all right, dude, go forth. Just be careful. Don't get stabbed. Don't get shot when you fuck other people's girlfriends and wives. The risk of violence does sometimes follow that. I don't know what the consequence is of fucking somebody's boyfriend,

but, you know, I'd be curious to know if you like get into a cat fight afterwards. No, you got a punch in the face. And then they'll stay friends with you. Basically, like, everyone's suspect with this guy. So, you know, I don't know. never wanted to say, had your kids, had your wife, hide your brothers. You should say it here. It's appropriate. I don't know. You remember the song that I'd your kids, had your wife? You never, you don't remember that? Oh, that was, that's a best classic YouTube. No, I know exactly what you're

talking about. I got to tell you this. I did have, and it's interesting, but he explained why he didn't feel bad about fucking his father's wife. I had a guy on many years ago, like when I first started podcasting. It was such a great story. He just told it. I didn't have to talk the whole fucking time and it was called the title was mark fucked his stepmom and he was horny for her for a long time he wound up banging her and towards the end of the conversation like after he wound it wound up ending and so many years later she sort of reached out when her and the father got divorced and she reached out to him to probably revenge fuck him again and he was like no and he did do this whole he did talk about so many years later feeling really bad because he fucked his father's wife right like

it was like that's his dad and this is what he did to his dad but in that scenario he had a good relationship i feel like with this guy he was definitely like revenge fucking because his dad had issues like he talked about it was like a trauma bond he basically sort of copped to the fact that his dad was an asshole both of them were like fuck him so there was probably some revenge fucking going on i feel like between them and that's why i wonder because that kind of sex would be so fully charged to bond in that way did that That give him that kink that he has now, which is now I want to go fuck everybody's wife, mother, brother, sister because that was like the most hottest thing he could do.

That's like top of the mountain naughty. Don't you think? I think he needs the email back to the show. I would plug the email address right now if I knew it. You got to tell us, dude. You got to tell us like, what came first? What was the chicken? Which was the egg?

Did you fuck the chicken? What happened here? Yeah. Yeah. Call back again and tell us. which came first. And who did? Oh, he also said he fucked his dad's friend that his dad was fucking.

So he's been screwing his dad back. This is why you got to treat your kids well. What does he's done to his father to get him back? He fucked his girl, too. That's what he said. Besides his wife, another girl, he said. And there was a lot of confessions in that. But yeah, he's got a call back.

He could call the Confessions Hotline [phone] and tell us, which came first. And also give out, give a shout out to your only fans. and I'll put it in the description so people could go check you out. Billy's interested in seeing your context. Right? Yeah, sure. Why not? All right, all right.

Let's go to the next confession. Hey, Kathy. I just wanted to, I guess really isn't a confession, but rather advice rather. So I guess the main question I had was how to improve in the bedroom. Obviously, growing up, I didn't have the. biggest penis, but I've come to find out that it's slightly bigger than average, but because I thought I kind of had a small penis, what I did was just kind of improve my oral skills. And gotten pretty good at that, and I was just wondering if there are ways to improve. I know foreplay is a big part of it,

not rushing into it and all that, and kissing and touching and like around the vagina and not just going straight for the clitoris but i was wondering on like what do you prefer as an old woman because i do prefer old women what do they prefer every woman's different you know what i found out that the young girls that are closer than my age in the early 30s or late 20s are not like massive like finger blasting which is fine with me but for i guess older women is there something the specific that you like better, more sensual. But I guess, yeah, I think that's it. Okay, so listen, I'm going to answer his question because he asked me first, like,

the older woman thing. First of all, don't ever say old. Yeah, yeah. He gets older. He gets older. I'm like, bro, stop it. Yeah, yeah, that's what I some people are. There's a big difference between old man or older man or old woman or older woman.

You say older, not old. First off, but I love that you love older women. That's cool. and I'm going to tell you a couple little tricks for older women because I've been having guys go down on me since the dawn of time. When I found that as I got older, I find that my orgasms are stronger now that I'm older. But the other thing I find is that sometimes direct stimulation right on my clit is almost too much, that a little bit beneath it when you're a little bit older, sometimes for a woman, for me especially, works even better. And then when I'm getting closer to my orgasm, I like it right on the clip.

But there's a spot right underneath when an older gets, when it's, woman gets older that works and then something that I just love and this isn't like an older woman thing but I just love to be tongue fucked and not the whole time do you know what I mean I think that that's a hot move I always have to tell the guy to do it because a lot of guys don't sort of incorporate that into the whole shebang but I do like a guy that changes it up does a lot of thing and tongue fucking really putting it in there and doing that should be a big part of it that's I just wanted to rush through my thing because I have you on the call and I'm assuming you've gone down a lot of women and could give this guy some advice on what women like and give him

some good tips. Look, you can certainly answer some of this better than I can. I am not an old woman. No, I'm not an older woman. I was sitting there being like, he's going, Kathy, old, bro, shut up. I was like, no, it's still sat so poorly with me. Yeah, look, there's, I think for decades, maybe millennia, the joke has been men can't find the clit. But now in today's age, I think men have found the clit, but now they think

they have to, I think they all think, oh, I have to murder the pussy. No, no, no, this is a rap song. You should be nicer to it. So like you were kind of getting at is direct stimulation is good and all, or can be good. It's just, I don't think you always need to go directly there, hard and fast all the time. Some people like that, but not all. And you should, and, And it's just going real slow. You're making out with her vulva, all right? Not just the clit, not just their vaginal opening, like the whole situation. You're getting your face in there, your mouth, you're sucking on folds and stuff.

You're sucking on parts of the vulva you actually don't even know the name of because you weren't paying attention in health class. Yeah, oh, no, that's the labia menorah. Oh, yeah. Okay. So you're making out. It's a central experience. I find that. Again, sometimes we're doing like a down and dirty pussy eating,

and I'm probably getting to the clip a little faster than usual. But if we're taking our time, if we're having kind of a central experience, I'm going to tease this. The longer I can go licking you down there without actually licking the clip, builds up that tension. And then because then when you find, think about when someone teases your dick, but they're not actually teasing your dick. They're teasing around your dick.

She hasn't actually touched your dick yet. Your dick is out and she keeps sliding up and down your thighs or in that little crease. I think it's called the inguinal crease. I might be long. Going around, going really close to it, and then not running her hand down your body and then spreading her fingers, right? When it gets to just anything she can do to touch you and not actually touch the dick, do that with the clit. Think of the clit like a tiny penis. I don't want to ruin sex for any straight guys, but grow up.

treat it like it's once you finally hit the clit it's going to be this bigger explosion because you build up the tension but you know obviously you can do you can lick circles around the clit also i think a lot of guys realize that there's like a clit and there's a clitoral hood right so there's some there's like some skin that like like a flap that's like over the clit and you can do things with this like you can lick kind of like side to side like a windshield wiper on there so that way's you're not actually touching the clip but you're touching an aspect of it there's a lot of friction you can do i like to sometimes take two fingers like i'm doing a piece sign and place it over on the sides of the clit and then i'm kind of just kind of drag the skin back

so it keeps pulling the hood back and forth so i'm not stroking the clit the clitoral hood is stroking the clit and i'm just stroking some side skin that's making all that happen there's a lot things like that but just like some delicacy going slow the tongue fucking is interesting because I recently was, I was staying with somebody who wanted me to tongue fucker a lot. I love it. I do as much as I can, but that little flap under my tongue gets sore and tired. Oh, yeah, yeah. Listen, I don't need to be tongue fucked like I'm regularly fucked.

Like, it's not a really long time, but I just think it's a good move to incorporate for a couple of seconds. You know what I mean? For sure. But yeah, no way do I want someone to tongue fuck me to orgasm? And I don't think I could orgasm that way anyway. Yeah, but there's a little. So you can look at YouTube videos or go to a platform like Veducated.com.

I was smart if they're a sponsor or not sponsor. There's a lot of platforms that will teach you like actual skills either with your hands or with your mouth or how to stimulate her pussy without simply. I'm glad you're looking at clip. I'm glad you're down there at all, buddy. Now the next level is for you to pull back a little bit and learn some nuance and some extra technique just so that you can draw it out because you could just go and look or clip or you're going to be doing that for, I don't know,

minutes and she's too sensitive but if you were going to eat her out for 20 30 minutes there's a lot to do to slow this down and still provide pleasure and oh other thing on tongue fucking on the in the rare case where her G spot distends a little bit I've had this happen with a few people at this point where the G spot kind of distends and you can see it you were like looking at her pussy you can see the G spot peeking down in the middle of play I sometimes go in I'm licking the G spot that's right at the vaguely opening and I made someone squirt just because her G-spot was so out there I could lick it and then and then just all anyways just yeah just think of it as a lot more you can do yeah I agree

those are some tips and tricks oh you can also oh and here's one I liked a lot I saw a video and the first time I did it her eyes went wide open is you can before you even touch the clip like you're going to be playing around on that vulva with your hands you can massage the big lips the labio majora You can massage and need the sides, each one. Then you can do that with the inner lips, a little massage, and give the hood like a little windshield wiper with your thumb. You can go pinch kind of down at the box. Again, the whole pussy is so much stronger than any of us think.

You can really kind of, depending, you can like kind of pinch the clip from the outside of just a little bit. And you can just, hey, I don't know, just go have fun, experiment. Like, whatever she reacts to is the thing you should be doing. with her. And I think the good, the last thing I'll say about older women is, that's different. I think sometimes the younger women. I didn't know that the younger women were into total finger bangs banging. I didn't know that was like the new thing. But I will say that by the time they are older, I think more likely, like they're more likely to speak up and tell you exactly what they want. The same woman that at 20 wouldn't say, hey, go down lower, do this, do they? At 40, 40, 45, she's most likely going to speak up for herself. So most, likely the older women's going to tell you exactly what they want and all you need to do is fucking listen and follow her lead. A little of that goes a long way. Okay, so if anyone wants to call the hotline, call 3474-203-579. That's 34719. Thanks, Billy. Thanks for coming on. Okay, I just want to tell you before you go that my book, it's called Strictly anonymous

Confession, Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers, is now available not only in paperback an e-book, but you can pre-order the audiobook. It's still not going to be out until August 25th, but you can pre-order it. The book is basically 17 different stories taken from my show. I kind of picked one story from each category that I talk about on my show. Like, there's a hot wife story. There's a cuck queen story. There's a cuck story. There's a gang-bang girl story. Like I said, 17 stories. And they're all told in the third person. And they're all true. I took the interview and rewrote it in the third person and I wouldn't really call it like a total erotica book. Think like penthouse letters. It's more direct. It's not so over the top like

erotica. I don't really like that kind of vibe, right? But these are true stories. 17 of them. They're really short chapters, easy read. You could read, you know, one or two and then skip around. You could read the whole book. It's available in eback format, paperback format, And finally, the audio book is available coming out August 25th, but you could pre-order it now. And if you buy my book in any format or pre-order it, I will throw in a complimentary link to my Discord. My Discord does not disappoint, okay? There's no way you get into my Discord any other way than getting the link from me, okay? I give it to people who buy my book.

There's tons of people in there. Everybody shares content with each other. And that's what you get to do there. You could post your own pictures and videos. There's tons of channels. We have lots of contests where you can win a lot of money. It's a super fun place to be. It's a total strictly anonymous community and you will love it.

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