Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 895 - GIRL TALK: Cate on Orgasming and Squirting Hundreds of Times a Day

Episode Date: August 14, 2024

This is a crazy story!! Cate can have hundreds of orgasms a day, she just learned how to squirt and she has recently bought sex furniture for her an her husband and she called in to talk all about it, Tune in to hear all the details including how and why she went on pellets a couple years ago and how it effected her sex drive, how her husband went on them too, how she was always a one and done orgasm girl and how now she cannot stop orgasming, how she can literally have hundreds of orgasms a day being touched or not touched and what set it all off, how having all those orgasms feels for her, how her husband recently got her to squirt for the first time, how her squirting orgasms differ from her multi orgasms, the vibrator she used to track her orgasm and the crazy info she got back, how and why her orgasms have almost broken her husbands dick, the couples massage her and her husband had and exactly what went down, their first visit to a sex club and ow they felt about it, the sex swing and yoga tantra chair they bought and how they use them and where they bought them, how and why she now loves anal, the sex toys she buys for her husband and how he’s down for anal action now too plus a whole lot more. To see anonymous pics of CATE AND HER SEX CHAIR and see pics of my previous guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at [e-mail] or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confess while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://bluechew.com Get your first month FREE! https://butterwellness.com/ Try the Butter Wellness perineum massager and use code STRICTLY for 20% off your entire order Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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of her as I am because Kate has cracked the code. Okay. She, something happened to her body after she went on pellets and took some gummies and she talks all about this where she has just been able to have orgasm after orgasm after orgasm. And when I say orgasm after orgasm, I don't mean like she's multi-orgasming. She could have two or three in a row or five or ten. hundreds. She has hundreds of orgasms all the time. She actually got a specific vibrator and she talks all about this on the episode, which counted her orgasms and the strength of her orgasms. And you will not believe how many orgasms she had in a short period of time. She, like I said, crack some code. She talks about the story of how and why this happened. She doesn't really know why, but like how and

why this happened, how many orgasms she's having, how her husband felt about it. it they both like I said she did go on pellets her husband also went on testosterone to keep up with her and he has been keeping up with her they have tried all kinds of things since she's been able to orgasm she squirts now too they bought all kinds of things from at their for their home like massage chairs and yoni chairs and sex swings they went to a sex club they've tried toys or husbands has tried toys and she's now a big she's big into being a three input girl okay like you will not believe her story. This is a woman who like sometimes couldn't orgasm and always took her a long time. She was like a one and done person and now she's having hundreds and doing all kinds of crazy things and can't

stop and having the best time of her life with her husband and she's postmenopausal. But she's only 45. You're going to love her episode. I got hot picks of her over on my Patreon. So anyway, I'm going to be right back on with Kate. Hi, Kate. Welcome to the strictly anonymous podcast. How are you today? Hey, I'm great. How are you? Kate, you are what I would call a unicorn. okay, but you're not a unicorn who like fucks couples. You're a unicorn who, like, as in you're a woman who could have 300 orgasms in a day or an hour or in a lot of sitting. It is the craziest thing I've ever heard.

I'm going to tell the very, very short story. Then you're going to explain in details. But basically, you're a woman. You're 45, but you're already post menopausal. So you went through menopause early. We'll get your whole story. You went on hormones and you got like corne as fuck. And then somehow you did some things and you wound up being able to orgasm again.

a zillion times, like we said, you're going to explain that. And you and your husband, he's really horny now, too, because I think he went on hormones and he's like right there with you. And you guys are doing all kinds of crazy things now, too, which we'll get to after we discuss your orgasms in that you guys have gone to Swingers Club. You bought a sex swing. You mirrors all over your room, like all that kind of fun stuff because you're just like hornyer than ever. Plus, if I could have 300 orgasms in one sitting, I don't think I'd never leave my house. I'd be doing the same thing. I mean, I'm slightly jealous or more, I'm like a lot jealous of you. So let's get your story, Kate. So what age did you go through menopause? Because it's kind of early at 45 to a ready

be postmenopause. Did you have like your, did you have your stuff removed? Is that why you went in early? Or did you just go early? No, I just, I have every, all my bits and pieces. I think it had a lot to do with stress. I had a 16 year old at the time. I was 37 when I started menopause. And she was kind of going off the rails on the crazy train. No, I don't think stress changes it. I think the only thing that I've heard that it can actually change it, and I think that happened to me because I was like a year or two earlier than my sister, is hardcore working out like with weights and stuff.

But besides that, it's very genetic. It just is what it is. That's what I've heard. Not everyone goes at the same time. Some people go late. I know people that go late. They're the lucky ones. They don't go through menopauseally like 57.

That average is 51. And then there's people like you who go early. It's just, it is what it is. But everybody I know that has a 15-year-old daughter goes through stress, okay? And none of them go through menopause at the same time. That's true. Girls are a fucking nightmare at that age. Yes, they are.

Every girlfriend I have that had girls are like, oh, my God, I saw them crying for the first time in their lives. Their daughters put them through torture. I was like, I'm so glad I had a son. Yes. There's a difficult time. So I don't think that had anything to do with it. But who cares? Because look at where you're at now.

You're like living a 45-year-old life. because typically like right before you hit menopause you get super horny right and you're like right you're just as horny as any other 45 year old girl right so tell me that story so what happened did you go through menopause and like you had no sex drive and that's why you went on hormones like what happens i've always had a very high sex drive my husband not so much so i had marina in got that out but i didn't have a whole lot of hormones during that two or three year period and i think that that's kind of when I was going through menopause as well. And then I got on the hormones after like five years of menopause.

I had no idea that I was going through menopause. Nobody talks about all the symptoms and everything. Oh my God, I know. And peri menopause. There's like perimenopause and menopause, right? Like menopause to me is like after you've not had a period after a year. But peri menopause, and I call it peri fucking menopause, is a whole long time where women go effing nuts and they go to like a.

million doctors because they have a million things going wrong with them and they don't know what the fuck it is. And once you realize it's all the same thing, it's all perimenopause. Like I started to just Google every symptom with perimenopause next to it. Right. Like every crazy thing that I was experienced, I put peri menopause. And sure enough, a forum of 800 women having the same fucking shit happen to them because of pari menopause.

So it can be actually a very scary time for a woman because a lot of things start to go like wonky and you don't know what it is and it seems like a million. things are going wrong when it's all having to do with peri menopause. Yes, yes. Nausea was one of my biggest symptoms. Yeah, that's hormonal. Think about why you get nauseous when you're pregnant because your hormones are out of whack. It's all hormonal.

So if it could make you nauseous in pregnancy, it can make you nauseous in Perry or whenever. So true. Yeah. So go on. So I think I was 40 when I started getting the VHRT pellets put in, which is a Amazing. I went from having all the symptoms to no symptoms. It was amazing.

So then my sex drive kind of came back with a vengeance. And then my husband, about a month later, started getting testosterone pellets. And I think he's needed them since he was like 18. We've been married since we were 17 and 18. Yeah. It was like his sex drive fell off the cliff. As soon as we got married, I'm like, you're an 18-year-old kid. Like, you should be wanting to fuck me all the time.

Totally. Yeah. So we didn't know. And of course, you know what, 18-year-old kid. kid or 20-something-year-old kid is going to go to the doctor and be like, I don't have any hormones. No guy does that. And no doctor's going to check either. I don't think that they're going to check that.

But that very well could be an issue with anyone at any age. It should always be like the first stop. You know what I mean? Like for sure. I mean, it's very typical when guys are older. I just did a whole poll on my Patreon about ED erectile dysfunction. And I asked like a lot of people, like if you had it, what was your cure? And I can't tell you how many guys said it was getting their testosterone.

levels checked and realizing that they were like flatlined or they were really low and once they started supplementing game changer and I do know because I know people that this has happened to even before they're older there could be an issue with low testosterone and all you have to do is put a little testosterone in and boom you're back to being horny again yes for sure so your husband never really was you were always like more into sex than him for sure yes the whole marriage it was very frustrating for me. I could imagine, especially because right before you went into full menopause, didn't you get like hornyer beforehand? Do you remember that? It's hard for me to say because I've always had a high sex drive. Right, right. But then did you flatline right before you

went on the pellets? Did you feel like you were losing your libido? Is that why you went on the pellets or just for the other symptoms? Well, for everything, really. But yes. And the marina kind of took away my sex drive as well. And so, and that's kind of When I told him, I was like, look, I'm probably not going to be asking for it. But it doesn't mean I don't want it. I've never said no. I've not been that wife. If he's going to offer, I'm like, I'm on board.

Yeah, that's great. For sure. So, yeah, I got on the pellets, got him on the testosterone. And that was almost three years ago. And we've been fucking like rabbits ever since. Now, talk to people about, explain a little bit about the Pellas. Because I've been meaning to do a whole hormone episode. Because people are very interested in this kind of information if they haven't got down that path.

I've done everything. I've done creams, I've done patches, I've done pellets, I do injections now. I've kind of been there, done that. What was your experience like with the pellets? Now, I have had women on my show that were like I was a vanilla woman and now I'm having gangbings because of pellets. That's when I ran out and got pellets, okay, when I had Linda on who was like 56 and was gangbanging for the first time.

Yes, I listened to that episode. Yeah, and I've had so many others. So did you find that the minute you went on pellets, like boom, you were horny again or hornyer like crazy? Yeah, pretty much. Within, yeah, within like maybe two weeks, I was like, I was feeling it for sure. She said it would take about four to six weeks, but after about two weeks, I was like, I need you. Where are you?

Oh, my God. Is that when your husband's like, I got to keep up with you, so I'm going to go on testosterone? Pretty much, yes. Which was been awesome. So the last two and a half years or so, we've been having sex like four to seven days a week. And then this last five months, which I'll get into. it's been every day, sometimes multiple times a day. And this is what been,

this is because you're having all those orgasms. So having multiple orgasms like 300, not two, like 300, at least, which is insanity. Like that never happened to you before, correct? No, no. I was always a one. And it would take him sometimes 20 minutes to have one, to get me to have one. Or more. And sometimes it just never happened.

I don't know if those in my head. I don't know. I don't know why. I just couldn't. So in December, a friend of mine gave me a gummy. And I've taken gummies, edibles, for probably four years now. It's not new to me. I do promote via Hemptha high love gummies.

You should try those because I have people emailing about those that they're like, oh, my best things ever. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think that they're all made alike. But your friend gave you one that was like game changer, correct? I don't think that they're all made alike. But your friend gave you one that was like game changer, correct?

She gave me one. It was a Delta 8 was in December of last year. And I've been drinking. I had some moonshine and some other things. And I was so high, so drunk. I got home. It was late. I went to bed. And I'm laying there. And all of a sudden, my body started shaking. I was like, I was so horny, like beyond horning. And my husband was tired. He's in. And I'm not into it tonight, whatever. I'm laying there. I'm like, oh, God, please, fuck me. Please, fuck me. Please, please, please, please. please. I'm like, my body is starting to shake. And he was, yes, he was knuggled up next to me and he jumped back for you. And he's like,

are you okay? And I, all I could, it was barely got out of my mouth. I think I'm having an orgasm. My whole body was just vibrating. Wasn't touching myself. Nothing.

That is so wild. Yes. So, of course, he had to get up on that train. He started messing with me, eating me, fingering me,

fucking me, And for two hours straight, it was like midnight. I'm like, I'm so tired. I think I fell asleep still orgasming because it was just so much. I was exhausted. But was that the night that you orgasm more than once? Yes. So for two hours, more than two hours straight, I was orgasming.

It was like boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, one right after the other. Oh, my God. And you couldn't even think your way out of it because I feel like I would get in my head, like, I can't believe this is happening and like fuck it all up. But like, you couldn't stop it no matter what? Like it was just kept happening. Yes, we were laughing. I got it twice to pee.

Like they would not stop. And we're like, do I need to go to the emergency room? Like, it's my body malfunctioning? What is happening? Yeah, what is happening? It was wild. I don't, I can't even explain it. It was so crazy.

And we were enjoying it, but I was also exhausted from it and a little bit worried. Like, this has never happened before. It's just okay. Is this whatever? Now, let me ask you this. Was this the first month that you went on gummies or on pellets or was this way later and it was the first time you tried the gummies? This was like two years after I'd been on the pellets. And four years, yeah, four years I'd been on that pellet or taking the gummies.

Yeah, interesting. So that gummy was the only thing that was different. So fast forward to February and it hadn't, it didn't happen again between February and December. There was nothing. I didn't take that gummy again. continue with my normal dummies. That same neighbor gave me another one. She was like, I can't believe that.

Again, gave you that orgasm, yada, yada yada. So she's like, here, have another one. Same thing happened. I hadn't had that much to drink. I only had maybe one drink that night. Two and a half, maybe three hours long. I was orgasming again. I can't believe you didn't buy them after you took it the first time.

Well, I did after the second time. Okay. You waited until your friend offered them up to you again? I guess because you're not thinking it can't be just this specific gummy, right? Like maybe you thought, oh, you could, it could happen again. But it was literally not until you did the same exact gummy again, correct? Yes, yes. But since that day in February 11th, I can have orgasms nonstop being touched, not being touched.

High, not high. It does not matter. My husband can walk into the room and I will orgasm. like real orgasm without touching yourself the ones that i that i have the way i'm not being touched don't feel that good it feels more like a core orgasm what's a coregasm like a slight whisper of an orgasm or something kind of yeah like i can feel the contracting and like the involuntary muscle movement but it feels like more like it's in my core and it doesn't feel like i'm like if there's little bit in my naughty bits, but mostly, like, I can feel the action of an orgasm.

Sometimes it does feel good, but most of the time I don't. Like, I can be in the car by myself just thinking about sex and have an orgasm. Oh, my God. So you're just like 24-7 horny? Yes, there's been definitely days where I, if I was a boy, I probably wouldn't be able to leave the house because I'd have a boner 24-7. Yeah, you're right. Thank God you're not a guy because you can't hide it.

At least now you could like kind of hide it. And when I'm out and about, it's not like when Harry Met Sally or anything. I'm not sitting at the table. Yes. Not like that. So I can hide it a little bit. But I've had them in restaurants. I had one in a really inappropriate place.

You know, it was my daughter's graduation or something. I was like, I just found her like. Oh, my God. So you're just like sitting there like in the middle of the place and then you get like this thoughts of sex come into your brain? Or is it just purely physical or is it always attached to you get horned? you start to think about sex, you can't help it, and then you orgasm. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah.

Yeah. My husband is naked. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. He sends me straight through. Or if he just, he loves to just reach over in the car and tweak my nipple a little bit and send me instantly into orgasm. Or if he spanks my ass instant. Like, I peddle myself sometimes.

That's the other new thing. Like, I'm squirting now, too. Oh, my God. You just keep making me more jealous. You're like a little bitch. Wait, what do you mean? Like, when did that happen? So the squirting started in October, just last October, so a little less near ago.

And that happened with a yoni massage. What's a yoni massage explain? Okay, so that's when, so there's a lingam per guy and yonnie fur girl. And it's basically a very sensual massage of your whole vulva, vagina, pelvic region, inside, outside. It's slow. It's just very sexual, sensual. My husband did that for me. And for an hour, he just massage slowly, gently, inside, kind of fingered me bit,

massage the lips, the whole area. How did he learn how to do that? Did you, like, find a website or something? Like, how the fuck do you learn how to give a yody massage? I think Susan Bratton probably teaches you how to do that. Yes, he did look it up online because when we were in Vegas last year, in October, I jokingly said. He's like, I don't know.

I have naked massages. And he's like, so he Googled it. And I was like, no, I'm just kidding. I don't want to go. Well, you have, wait, wait, but I got to, sorry to cut you off, but you have been to a rub and tub, okay? And I know that for a fact. So we'll get to that.

Yes, that was afterwards. Yeah, you have since. But before you actually went and did in real life, you had your husband do it. So he Googled it and figured out how to do it and got you to squirt that first time. Yes. It was amazing. Yes. They could be a turn on spa music, candles, lighting, whatever.

Got it to have after an hour massage, then he fingered me as fast as he could and got me to squirt. And he just kept, it happened like 10 times in a row. Just kept down happening. I was like, oh, my God. And the look on his face was so amazing. It was so precious. He's so excited. He got it to happen.

I can imagine. He's been trying for a long time. So. There's nothing more that guys love than to be like the one that could make you do something you can never do. I used to joke with friends and be like, oh, if you want a guy to go down on you like a really long time, just pretend that you never had an orgasm that way and he'll never fucking leave you. Like he'll just so he just won't stop, you know what I mean?

Because he wants to be that guy. You can get a guy to do anything. It'd be like, no guy has ever bought me an expensive handbag. You know what I mean? Anything. Every guy wants to be the first. So wait. So this is your, this is during the time where you're multi-orgasmic already.

Is this at the same time? No, this was right before all that happened. Oh, my God. you were just like every you were having first of everything oh yes it's been yeah the year of amazingness but i think that that might have had something to do with it like it kind of i felt almost an awakening at that time and this was the end of october last year and then it was december i took that gummy something has switched in my body like sex just feels different now in a in the most amazing way yeah i love that listen what i love about your story is it's like super

hopeful for everybody else because it's not here you were a woman you always had a high sex drive but sometimes you found it hard to orgasm you said sometimes it took you like a really long time sometimes you wouldn't orgasm at all now you're having this whole other life where you're the complete opposite so it gives people hope that if they get because that's the way i see it like to me if it could happen to one person it could happen to anyone you never know look it's happened to you and it's i would say people start with a yoni massage get your husband to look at him Look it up and then take some high love. I recommend the high love gummies.

You have to try them and let me know. But wait, so you started squirting. Now, let me ask you this, because this is what they typically say about squirting. Once you know how to and you figure it out, it's very easy afterwards. You still squirt to this day? Yes, and I can't stop it. Once you turn on that fountain, we had to get a waterproof blanket because I've been making a mess everywhere. Oh, my God.

And now, could I ask you, does it feel, does this? squirting orgasm feel better than a regular orgasm or no different because some people, I've heard different things. For me, it's, it feels good, but I'd way rather have a normal orgasm. Yeah, that's what I've heard. That was disappointing to me because I've always been like obsessed with figuring out to squirt. For some reason, thinking it's going to be like a better orgasm, but I've heard that it's not

sometimes. No, no, it's mild, but you can definitely feel like when it happens and it feels good. Yeah. Like a, I don't know. I don't know how to explain. explain it. It feels good. It's just not up there with an orgasm. With the regular. Now, when you're having these multiple orgasms, like the hundreds and the many at the same time, are they all equal intensity? What does it feel like to you all of these

orgasms in one day? Well, it depends. If my husband's eating me, that, like, I am, like, an orgasm mode for almost the whole time he's down there. Like, it's one long, straight one. like it can be five minutes, 10 minutes, you know, where I feel like I'm up there. And if it's not complete, it's almost an orgasm feeling like it's so intense. The whole time. It's not like you orgasm and then you stop and you have to stop. It's like you could keep it at that level, that high orgasm level the whole time. I can, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Or if he's even just playing with my nipple or something, it's different than when he's eating me, but it's still just as good. It's more of an up and down, up and down. Like every five to ten seconds, I'll have an orgasm. Oh, my gosh.

They're back to back to back. And sometimes I'm like, I just need a minute. I need to just, who. I just got a new vibrator called Lioness. And it counts your orgasms. It tells you the strength and how long they are. Yes. So I've, on one setting or one session we had,

197 orgasms in an hour and 24 minutes. Oh my, I'm surprised that vibrator counts up that high. There's, I really, I'm surprised they let it count up to hundreds because there's no way anyone would ever think anyone could have that many orgasms in a day. At least I could,

I never thought that that was possible. Me either. So it literally counts how many you have. And then what is the, okay, so how many did you have 190? 197. And then what,

was the strength? Does it give you the strength of all of them or the overall strength? It gives the G forces. So we sent the information to a guy or I don't know if it's a man or woman and they said that they've never seen anybody go over 100 G forces and I've done it a few times. Wow. Well, did they also look at your numbers? Yes. They also did a bunch of different kinds of charts to show like how I was holding the vibrator or what I was doing with it because the chart, the charge. The chart when you're in the app or like when you're using the vibrator you're supposed to use the app and turn it on when you're about to start a session turn it off when you're done and then it has a graph on it the whole time so you can go through and you pinpoint where you had orgasms and and then it counts

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And it's a strength and everything. But who gives you the information when you're like, I had someone look at it and they told me like, who's this person, the people that work at Lioness? Well, we did send the information to Lioness as well. We're still waiting to hear back. There's only four people that work there. Still fairly small company, I guess.

So they're going to get to the information that we haven't heard anything back from them. This person we found on Reddit, they said, hey, some of your information and the charts or whatever. and I'll look through it for you. We thought that was pretty interesting. They've never seen, obviously, but even having this many orgasms and this strong of orgasms as well.

Because they're not little wimpy ones. They're like so intense. Yes, because that's another thing that I always, I think I've heard it, is that a lot of women who are multi-orgasmic. It's not every single one is like that strong. It's like they're like little ones, all sort of a touch.

But you're here to say, what's happening to you, that's not it. they're like all really effing powerful. For the most part, yeah. There's very few that are not very powerful. Sometimes I'm just, yeah, it's overwhelming. And people are like, can you walk afterwards? I'm like, yeah, I get on with my day.

I have to. Just lay around having orgasm. You might be orgasming while you're getting on with your day. It doesn't sound like it stops. How did you find out about this lioness thing? That's actually a super interesting idea for a vibrator. So besides getting you off, it's like a viper. It looks like it's got like a little clit stimulator on it while it's inside you, right?

It gives you all that data, which I think is like super helpful. It is. Yeah, and probably most women have one or two. And I don't even know what you would do with that. You have an orgasm, right? We basically got this because of how many I was having. We wanted to have an accurate count because it's hard when I'm in the middle of it. I've started and I get to 50.

I'm like on my mind somewhere else now. So it was hard to get track, keep track of them. but I can have, I've counted up to 46 in a 10-minute session. Wow, 10 minutes 46. And you've counted those in your head or with the lioness? With the lioness. Unbelievable. How interesting.

What did you like Google? How do you even know that there was a vibrator that counted your orgasms? I would never even know that existed. My husband? My husband? He's very computer savvy. He's into Googling. Very into Googling for sure.

I'm sure this isn't. We need to know from your husband, like, who taught him how to give a yoni massage? I think people are going to be asking me because, I mean, he obviously knew where to look. Yes, he said there was a few different websites. He kind of got a few different information up. And if people don't want to look at corn online, there is some websites where they can, where it's just words and it will just tell you how to do it. But, you know, we kind of use the both.

And he's just, he's always been a very generous lover. He's just very into. how he can make me feel better, feel good. Well, imagine how he feels now that you're having all these orgasms and stuff. At first, it was good, but then he was like, I don't know, I kind of have a love dislike for this because they are so strong. I've almost broken his dick at least two or three times having an orgasm. What do you mean? Because you're clamping down so hard because you won't let him stop because why?

Yes. Because I'm clamping down. hard or if like I'm in reverse cowgirl and I'm up like when it's kind of half out before I come back down on it and my orgasm it like squeezes him and bends them in half it's so painful for him and I feel so bad oh my god that is what is going on there let me ask you this and you ever go to your gynecologist and be like hey by the way like this is happening to me have you ever heard of this or did you ever go Googling online looking because I know I'm going to be Googling about this tonight just to see. I did.

Three weeks in, I had an appointment just my normal checkup with my OBGYN. She's like a 65 year old woman and she knows I do gummies and I told her about it. And she just laughed. She thought it was funny. And she said, well, I would just keep taking those gummies. Do you have any? Like, is this okay? Is this normal?

What is happening to my body? Why is this happening? We've tried researching. I would love to be researched. Like, why is this happening to my body? Is it a combination of all these things? Is it just that gummy? Like, my neighbor takes these gummies.

It doesn't happen to her. I listen, I've talked to a lot of people. Nobody has told me this kind of story before. That's how I'm so excited to talk to you. But let me ask you this, because you're doing the pellets. Are you monitoring your hormone levels, like via blood work, like at least like three months, every three months or six months? Do you see any kind of changes there?

or is it typically the same across the board? Like maybe your hormones change or something? I don't know. No, it hasn't changed. My hormones have been kind of the same. And actually, let's see my last pellet insert was beginning of May. And she did my blood work. And she said I was on the lower side.

So she's going to keep your pellets at the same. Because other people were like, well, maybe your pellets are too strong. I was like, I don't think they're the same. Nothing has changed there. So I'm not quite sure. Yeah, no, there was a time, and it was this really weird period. And it was when I was in perimenopause, where I felt like you did. I felt like I was constantly stimulated, but this happened to me for a week or two.

You know what I mean? It wasn't like anything long term. I sometimes fantasized about that time. Like, how would I get that back? And how did I get into that? And why did I lose it? For you, it stayed. And I believed at that point, it was some sort of hormonal thing that was going on.

But I was, like, buzzing down there, 20. four, seven, non-fucking stop. I thought something was wrong with me because it was literally all the time like you, but it was a very small period of time like for me. Like I said, it was like a week or two weeks. And then I lost it. So I always wondered, is this like a change of hormones or my body? I don't know what it was, but I experienced that, but it was for a very short time.

But I know the feeling and it was like constant. And like at inappropriate times like you too. I mean, it was almost like distracted. acting because it was always. Like I, for some reason I'm like flashing in my head of like at this exact like place in New York City on a corner where I am and I see the street and I'm feeling horny at that time like, for no reason. Like nothing's going on. You know what I mean? Doesn't make sense.

Right. I've definitely had those days. It's not every single day that I feel like that. But it's every single day that I can work at them. I haven't seen a stopping point. Like the only reason they've stopped is we've stopped having. Otherwise, they could go on and on and on. I don't know.

But yes, there's definitely days where I'm like, I'm vibrating with how much. How horny. Just how horny I am. Yeah. And it's a physical sensation that you feel. I know that feeling. And it's like pulsating and it's right between your legs and it's constant. Yes.

Yeah. Yes. Those are the days where I would not be able to leave the house if I was a man. Exactly. But what's amazing is that it started out with the gummies, but now it happens all the time. And it hasn't stopped, like you said, unless you guys stopped. Now, I know that since you are super horny and you're, like, dying for all kinds of sex. Like, now you're open for anal.

You've gone to sex clubs, a sex club or sex clubs. I don't know. You've had bought a swing, like all that kind of good stuff. Like, why don't you explain some of the things that you guys have done? You did go to a real massage place and get erotic massage? Walk me through those stories. It was, yes, it was a legit massage place in our, near our town. And we had a, it was more like a, a, a.

rub, but then a massage. And there were just two hot girls and we were in a couple's room and it was kind of a rub. And then at the end, they're like, so we do offer extras and this is what we did. There was like three or four different stages of extras. We opted for the topless and rub it in the happy ending. And the girl switched, the girl that was working on my husband decided to work on me because she was more experienced with women. And so then the girl that was working on me, worked on my husband. And she finished him off.

And the other girl finished me off. I had 10 orgasms. I even squirted it. How did she fit? Was she fingering you? What the fuck was she doing? No, she was just flicking the bean, basically. So she's rubbing your clit.

Yes, yes. So that was pretty hot. That was definitely not something we would do very often because it was like 580 bucks for this, you know, hour and 20 massage. Now, had you ever been turned on by women before, or are you just so horny now that you'll take it anywhere you could get it? Or was that a fantasy of yours? A little bit, yeah. I mean, I'm not opposed to it, I guess. That was the first time a woman has ever touched me, and I thought it was kind of hot. So, yeah, I don't know. I don't know.

The sex club was interesting as well. So how did that come about? I was talking to a friend that lives out of state, and she was kind of a new friend, and she was talking about how they were going. Her and her husband were going to a sex club where they live. And I was like, hmm, got me kind of my wheels thinking. I was like, it can be kind of fun. So I talked to my husband about me. He was super unsure.

No, no, I'm not trying to have sex in front of people and all that. He's a little shy. So I finally convinced him to go. and it was like 9.30 when I got there, so there was like nobody there, maybe 10 other couples. And I was like, well, let's go get a room while nobody else is here before it gets too busy. So we went in the room, took off my dress, he had laundry under, and he started eating me out. And the room we had shows, had a window with blinds, and the blinds were closed, but there was like a half inch gap at the very top of the blinds. And didn't think anything of it at the time until my husband looked back because he kept here

a thudding on the wall. And there was a man staring at us through that little half inch crack. And so my husband would turn around, looked, saw him, and then went back to what he was doing. But it threw him off big time. He, like, could not get it back. He was like, he did not want to have another man looking at me like that. And I guess the guy must have been jacking off, and that's what the thudding was. Oh, my God.

Did you guys leave immediately after? or did you stick around? Well, we tried to finish what we could. He was trying. He was not working out. So we just got dressed and went back up to the dance floor. And he's not a big dancer. So we just kind of slow dance for a little bit.

And then left about 11. Didn't really talk to anybody else or anything. It was a different kind of crowd. It wasn't really our scene. I was thankful he went. Kind of appeased me. What was wrong with the scene? What was wrong with the vibe for you?

What didn't you dig? I don't know. It just wasn't. super high class if that makes sense if it was a classy place I probably would have been different and he doesn't dance so it was like if I was the guy who would dance I probably would have stayed a lot longer and danced but were there like people around like having sex that you could see did you see stuff like that and was that a turn on or no no nothing was going on that's why I was like want want you know maybe it didn't stay late enough I hear that typically

that happens way later. Yes, for sure. And there was like downstairs in the other rooms. Of course, there was things going on down there. And some of the doors were open. But there was kind of crowds around the doors. So we couldn't really see in anyways. But it was just, it was a fun experience.

I was glad we did it. I don't know. Maybe we'll go back. Maybe not. But I suggest trying other ones because a lot of those, like the vibe is specific to the club. And it could be totally different at another place, whether it's a party. or a hotel takeover, you might find another place in the lifestyle that you would totally be down for

with as horny as you are. That place specifically just might have not been the right place, but it doesn't mean that all of them are like that. Very true. I think they all have a different vibe. Go on SDC, the place that I always promote now, people get a free try, or I don't know how long it is. What's great about SDC is it's not just like you could meet people online. You could, you don't even have to meet people, you could also just use it to look for meet and greets and hotel takeovers and springers parties and stuff like that in your area or within an hour away from you. It's always good to search a little bit farther out too. Sometimes you're going to find a different kind of vibe. What about, so that's the only time you've gone. So you might,

you do plan on maybe trying it out again at some point in the future? I hope so, yeah. I think we will. At least one other time. Yeah, it's kind of a fun. of the box, exciting little tidbit to add to the bedroom. Yeah, especially for you. I mean, you're just so horny 24-7. You're like, what can I try next? I know you guys got a swing. How's the swing?

I think that looks like fun, the whole swing. So we got a regular swing. We have one also that goes over the door. That feels weird. Like you just bumping into the door. And then they got a regular one. They said regular ones. What's the difference?

What's the regular? When you say, oh, we got it. I know the ones that hang. So what is the regular one? It's like one that goes on the floor? A regular sex swing that the, you know, the black ones that you didn't get in any sex shop. There's no like back or neck support for me. I'm older.

So I was like, I don't know. I'm not holding my head up that long. Forget about it. So we got a yoga swing, which is similar. But, you know, it's more like a hammock, like a chair hammock. But then there's also all the hand and feet straps and everything. you can put your feet in and hands on whatever. So that is more, yeah, there's more back support, neck support.

But it's still a sex swing. You turned your yoga swing into a sex swing. That's more when you can lay back. That's right. Be comfortable for us over 40 people. Was your husband the one that found that out too? No, I think I found the sex swing. No, but that was smart that you went to the yoga swing because the sex swing didn't have, you know, that sort of back support.

I think that that's a really. great problem solving abilities you guys have. For sure. And then the same with the tantra chair. Like we, for whatever reason, I saw one pop up on marketplace and I was like, you know why?

I mean, for whatever reason. Like you just got sex on your brain, okay? And Facebook is listening to you, okay? It's so true. You're texting me that you're having all these orgasms.

You send me email Facebook. Just heard that, okay? And they're sending you sex stuff. Okay. I know. That's why that shit is popping up on your feed. Yes. I'm like, when the world is a tantrician.

Yeah, explain. So I saw that and then I was like, okay, Google, what is this? Yeah. And so it's, it's when you buy them on Amazon, it's called a yoga chair. But it's, it's like a kind of a chasing. Well, they range in price. I think mine was like 279, but you can get them as cheap as like 150 and they go up to 1,500. Okay. And you can get them in leather, cloth, whatever. We got a. cloth one, but we cover it with a blanket when we use it so that it doesn't have to be washed. Okay, but you knew that this yoga chair was another sex thing? Oh, yeah, definitely. Oh, and the comments are gold on Amazon because it is a tantra chair,

but I don't know if Amazon, they just rename it. I don't know. But what do you Google on Amazon yoga chair or tantra chair? I put in tantra chair in all these yoga chairs popped up. Oh, my God, hilarious. Oh, okay. I see it. It's like that curved thing. Yes, yes. And it really makes, like, woman on top easier, like on your knees.

You can bend over. The woman can lay in her tummy on the over the back and the man can take her from behind. There's a whole video online. It's like a, I don't know, 10-minute video or so. And it's just one couple. And it's very informational. It's made for information on how to different. positions to do on a tantra chair.

There's so many positions, so many things you can do. We've only tried a few different things that work. Even when he's going down on you, you could be on the bottom, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, there's a lot I could imagine. And who would think that a simple chair that's curved like that? Because it's not like a whole contraption. It's really just the curves that make it so versatile, right?

Yep. Yeah. And it just sits in our room, and it was even in our real estate pictures when we sold our Oh my God. So people that are in the know are in the know, right? Yeah. Yeah. I was just thinking, if I put it in my room, when my son would have no idea. Yeah. My kids don't. Yeah, it doesn't. You would never think. I've never even heard of a tantra chair. How did you hear about it? Like, how did you even know that there was a tantra chair? Well, just coming across it on Marketplace, it just kind of came up. And I was like, huh, what is that? because I knew of tantra, but I was like, what is a tantra chair?

Yeah. So I think I bought one that same day that I thought. And then anal, like my husband's been trying to get in the back door for as long as I can remember. And I've forever. I'm like, nope, that is an exit only. No way. I'm not doing it. A few times you even barely tried.

I'm like, that is so painful. There is no way in hunk and hug you're going to get that. I'm like, no, he's a big boy. Yeah. He's girthy. I'm like, maybe some toys. So we tried with some toys. I'm like, okay, this isn't so bad.

And it was maybe like a month ago. He was like, okay, I'm going to try. I'm like, okay. And the first time, he was able to get it in. And that was it. I'm like, don't move. Don't, don't move. Don't move.

The next time, he was able to move a little bit by the third time. He was, I was begging for him to pound me. Yeah, that's how it. Once you loosen up and you're open for it and you're really turned on to it. It's amazing, right? Yes. Yes. Oh my God. I'm like, why did I say no all these years? I always say it's, I think it's most women are very anti it because they just had a guy just shove it in or they just don't understand how it has to work. I was always into it, but I took control in the bedroom. I would take the guy's cock in my hand and not let it do anything I didn't want it to do. I'd put it in very slow. I would control the whole thing and go very slow until you want to be pounded out. And that's how it works. Right. But yeah. Yeah, to just shove it in there. God, I can imagine the pain. Don't shoot me through the roof, I think.

No, and I tell guys, why don't you just fuck yourself in the ass with something first and see how it works first before you go do it to a woman, okay? Because nobody wants something just shoved in there, okay? God, no. So I think it's just a lot of people don't understand because they haven't explored that area. So now you're totally into anal? For sure, yeah, yeah. And my husband, so we've gotten toys for my husband before we even, never got toys or anything for me. What? There's this really cool thing we have. It's like a long proby thing and part of it goes on his balls and then there's like a

taint massager and then the proby thing goes in the guy's ass. And so we got that. So he can wear that while we're having sex and have the vibrator in his ass. And he loves it? He does, yeah. And then we got another one. It's a little bit bigger for him as well. It also has a taint massager.

Yeah. Yeah, and then he really liked that. And I've in control of that. I put it in and out or whatever. So we just been, every new thing imaginable. Like, I didn't think we had that vanilla of sex before, but God, we must have. Because now we're just like trying everything. Yeah, it's crazy.

Even your husband is down and open to stuff. Like, because was he doing anal stuff with himself before all of this? No, not before. That's fairly new for us. maybe in the last year and a half or so that we've been exploring with him. I think next I would love to peg him. I think that would be cool. Is he down for it?

Have you brought that up? Yeah, yeah, I think he is, for sure. And does he do pellets or how does he get his testosterone? He does pellets. He does pellets too, right? Because just so you know, like guys could do pellets, they could also do injections. But if they're doing pellets, they're just getting testosterone and instead, like, you're getting probably estradiol and testosterone right at the same time he's getting just testosterone and so he gets

the pellis how long does it last for guys because i know for girls it's every three months you get them right how how for guys how long is it it's like six to eight months for guys i think he goes about seven months i'm you know for women it's three to five months i am right there at three months like i start falling off a cliff yeah the hot fash has come back the nausea comes back yeah see that's what i hated about pellets. I didn't like the up. I felt like it was a very slow roller coaster. I built up to being horny and then I would go down and because I work out a lot, I would be, I was like done in two months. Like I metabolized stuff fast. I've always been that way. So even with Botox, like it's gone and me like really way quicker than other people. So I knew the pellets wouldn't last. And that's why

I switched to injections just because it was easier for me than to do that. Because every two months, is just too short of a time. But for you, it lasts every three months and then because you have a haflash or something that you need to go back or do you just always schedule it? Mine's always scheduled, but they know right at three months, like to the day. That's when I have my appointment. Right. And you take progesterone with them, right?

Yes. I have a friend recently who told me she's getting pellets with esterile and testosterone. She's not on progesterone. And she doesn't have an hystructrine. I'm like, you can't have that shit without progesterone. Yeah, you have to. Yeah. No, it's very, I was like, you need to check your doctor.

I think there's a cancer risk. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, a big thing. But your guy is just getting the testosterone. And does he go to the same place you go to? Are you getting it like through a health and wellness place? Yeah, yeah. All they do is hormones and weight loss. So, yeah.

And it's really inexpensive. I think he's like $3.99 every, you know, seven, eight months. That's nothing. You're probably $3.99 for every two, three months, right? No, I'm $2.50 for every three months. Yeah. Oh, you must live in someplace cheap. It was very expensive for me.

I find injections to be really cheap. You get like a vi-I-I-I-L-a-Testrand and Estrada. Each vial is like $60 to $80 and they last me for three months. And then I do blood work. It's like really, really cheap. But everything, like I think is different, but it all works. Like I said, I still have to do my hormone episode so I could talk about all of it because different things are better or great for different people.

But I love when I talk to the people on the pellets, because the pellets, I just, it's, I always hear these crazy stories on the pellets. Not on anything else. It's the fucking pellets that are doing it to people. I have a lot of friends on the pellets and they have the same, you know, they're just horny all the time. If guys only knew, yeah, I feel like a lot of divorces happen when women are going through menopause.

Totally. Because people don't, the woman doesn't understand what's going on with her. The man doesn't know what his wife's done gone crazy. And you do go crazy and it's hormonal. It's no different than our periods. But guys, like, will be like, oh yeah, you're moody because of your period. Yeah, you're fucking moody because of your period.

It's all hormones. And guys don't experience until they're really old. But hormones rule your life. They rule everything about your life. They rule your libido, your moods, all that kind of stuff. And that's why a woman does get weepy and crazy once a month from her period. It's not in our fucking heads, okay? It's in our bodies.

You can't help it. That's right. And when you go through menopause, it definitely makes you crazy. I went on hormones because I, like, had a kid at 46. I was like, I don't want to. to turn into a Karen while I have a child. Like I was like on the verge of being like a crazy lady. I was like, I can't do this because I have a baby. I have to have like patience and all these things. And I went on hormones and it changed my life. I'm like totally fine and normally. But I think that unfortunately

when sometimes what happens is the longer a woman goes without it is just in menopause and she gets so far away from remembering how she used to be that she's just sort of okay where she's at, but she doesn't realize how bad she is at. You right? And. And her husband, though, gets it because he's like still okay. And he's like, what the fuck's going out on my wife? And it's a big problem, but really is. And listen, I know that there's people because of cancer and stuff because I have a lot of cancer in my family. And there's certain women that would never touch it because of that.

And I get that. But I've done my own research and I really believe in it. But I respect anybody if they're, like, afraid of it because of that. But what I always say, I'm sorry. But what do you think the pill is? Right. So many people will take the pill. Like, what do you think you're doing when you're on the pill?

Like you are fucking with your hormone so bad. You are literally telling your body you're pregnant when you're not. Like that's a major hormonal shift that why would you be afraid of putting some hormones in later life? I don't understand how it got such a bad rap, but it did. Yeah. Early on, I think early on, they just really told us back in the 80s, 90s. It was a hormone replacement was scary and bad and don't do it.

Yeah. And that's I think it's stuck in women's heads now. And some women are like, I'm just going to do this naturally. Blah, blah, why? There's help for you. And not only that, I'm sorry because I'm a very natural person and I've always been into very hardcore health and wellness and everything has been natural for me. But there's nothing natural that will take away hot flashes and mood swings and get your

libido back and stop vaginal atrophy. Nothing natural will help that. I promise you. I do believe that having a lot of sex can keep that area good. Unfortunately, what's happening a lot of times at that time when a woman goes super, she's not fucking her husband all the time anymore. been with him forever. So that's the other thing that plays into it. But a lot of times women that are in menopause that aren't on hormones still have libidos because, and they're still

okay because they're like fucking all the time their husbands. Like that's something that could help. But hot flashes, waking up in the middle of the night, crabbiness, moodiness, all that stuff, nothing's going to help. But hormones, sorry. Yes. It's so true. I swear by him, I will yell it from the rooftops, take the pellets, save your marriage, save your life, save your sanity. Oh my God, but I think like you're here to say, take the fucking edibles, too. Yes, take the edibles. Oh, my God. High sex is the most amazing sex ever. You feel just everything is just so much more intense. Oh, my God. I almost prefer to be high during sex. And I'm not like gone. Like I'm there. I'm present. I'm feeling everything. I feel

like I'm more in tuned with my body. You are. It's just, oh, man, everything feels so. Good. Man. Yeah. I remember when I quit weed and, but I would always date weed heads because I'm kind of like a stone person naturally. So I always got along with guys that were stoned because I could think like a stone person. So I, every now and then I'd only smoke with them to have sex because when you do, I'm sorry, but every little tiny thing feels intensified because it's a high, right?

And whatever you're feeling at that moment is heightened, right? So if you're having sex, that's going to be heightened because you're fucking high. And the highness you feel. Every little thing is like so much more intensive. 100% make sex better. Oh, yeah. For sure. I can just sit on top of my husband and like barely move, not even a half an inch.

And I will have orgasm after orgasm after orgasm. Yeah. Because it just feels so amazing. And you're so in tune with it. Yeah. Well, I recommend my high love gummies because people told me I got emails from people saying like this is best sex I've ever had in like over 20 years. Yeah.

I know. I'm sure that that happens. but like literally, I feel like people are going to be emailing me. What's the yoni massage? Where do I find the tantra chair? You're just like a wealth of information. Oh, and then you're a vibrator. You really talked about a lot of super interesting things that I think people might want to try.

Well, then also along with the yoni massage is the Linga massage is giving a man the same kind of massage and just massaging his whole pelvic region, the balls, the taint, the shaft, just massaging it, rubbing it. My husband had one of the best orgasms he's ever had the first time I gave him a lingam massage. We even got a massage table for our house just so it would be easier to do it. Oh my God, you guys are hilarious. I love how committed you are to everything. You just get the things.

You get the things. Yes, yes. Well, it's really. And it was like, I don't know, $100 or less maybe for the massage table. It wasn't much. It folds up and goes away. But the lingam massages are amazing as well. And it's just a connecting thing.

Like I just feel connected with him when we're like just touching each other's bodies and being that that closeness. Like when he's down there massaging me and just exploring everything there is to explore down there. And same when I'm doing that with him. It's just so sensual and amazing. I just love it. Yeah. And that's unfortunately like the problem for when sex goes out the window. It's not just sex that's going out the window.

It's that connectedness. It's that intimacy that you have with your partner. And so to me it's more than just the sex. And you're getting that with all these things. It's called a linga massage, the yoni massage. Like I said, I'm going to be getting emails from people. I'm like, what the fuck is she to? It's the tantra.

The tantra chair on Amazon. The sex swing. Don't get the sex swing. Get the yoga swing. Yes. You're over 40, maybe even 35. Get the yoga swing. Yeah, the lioness.

Get that. Do you count your orgasm? Anyway, listen. Thanks so much for sharing your story. I'm super jealous of you. I'm sure all your girlfriends have a million questions. Do your girlfriends know what's going on with you? Oh, yeah.

I'm a fairly open person. Are they all like, what the fuck? 24-7. Yes. And they also don't, when I told them, I tried email because it's always been an exit only. They're like, don't tell our husbands. Oh, my God, I can imagine. It's so funny.

Yes. Yes. Yeah, listen, I'm jealous. I'm sure their husbands would be jealous if they heard. But thank you so much for calling it and sharing your story. Now, since you do listen to my show, if you want to send in pictures for my Patreon, would you want to, like anonymous pictures?

Even if you, you know, about of yourself, but even if you took a pick of your like massage chair or send me a link to that stuff, that would be like super interesting too to post on my Patreon. Yes. But, you know, nothing X rated, just R rated. And I will also give you access to my private discord if you want when afterwards,

when your episode airs, you could go in there as well. But you'll, and you'll get in to that for free. I'll send you a link to that. Sounds great. Thank you. Awesome, Kate. Thank you so much for calling in.

What a unique story. I love it. It's great. Thank you. People are going to be signing up for Pellas right at where they hang up. Anyway, thanks. Thanks for calling in, Kate.

Bye. All right. Thanks for having me. Bye. Bye. Okay. I just want to tell you before you go that my book, it's called Strictly Anonymous Confession,

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