Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 915 - Dino is Cheating on his Wife with a Much Older, Very Wealthy Sugar Mama

Episode Date: September 10, 2024

Dino (he's HILARIOUS) is cheating on his wife with a much older, very wealthy sugar mama and he called in to talk all about it. Tune in to hear all the details including how and why he got a free pass that came with some boundaries from his wife, why he decided to not abide by her rules, how and why he would still cheat on her all the time, how old he was when he met his wealthy sugar mamma and how old she was at the time, how he found out she was extremely wealthy and what went down when they first hooked up, what she offered him right from the get to continue to hook up with her and then all the things she started gifting him after, how there hook up turned into a regular thing that lasted over 15 years and how close they got over time, how much money she gave him over the years, why he thinks she was so obsessed with him, how and why he eventually broke up with her, how he feels about going back to her plus a whole lot more. To see anonymous pics of my female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at [e-mail] or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confess while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://bluechew.com Get your first month FREE! https://butterwellness.com/ Try the Butter Wellness perineum massager and use code STRICTLY for 20% off your entire order Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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going to love this episode it is so entertaining the story is exactly what the title says dino is cheating on his wife with a very wealthy, much older Sugar Mama. Okay. He tells the whole story about how he started cheating on his wife. The situation with his wife, it's very murky over there. They have, he wound up, and he tells the whole story. We first start off talking about whether he was always cheating before he met the baby mama. We talk about the relationship with his wife. They have a very, very interesting setup, an arrangement and agreement that he talks about. And then we talk about all the women he's cheated on her with. And then we get straight into how he met his sugar mama.

And when I say she's wealthy, she's Uber wealthy. And she paid for him for 16 years. He's been with her for 16 years. Okay. They've been fucking all this time. And the details. I'm not going to give them away now. because people like me to keep my intro short.

The details of all of this are fucking hilarious, interesting. It's such an entertaining episode. You're going to love the story. You're going to love Dino because he's very honest, okay? He's very honest. You're going to spit your coffee out sometimes with the things that he says or how he answers my questions. But I loved his honesty and I loved his story and I loved his sense of humor and you're going to love it too. So I'm going to get right to it and be right back on with Dino.

Hi, Dino. Welcome to the Strictly Anonymous Podcast. How are you today? I'm doing well. How about you? Good. So, Dino, when I got your email, I was like, oh, I kind of like know the title of this guy's episode. It's Dino is cheating on his wife with a much older sugar mama.

Now, I don't know anything really more than that. I'm going to get all the details. You know, typically we're talking when we're talking sugar stuff, right? We're talking about sugar babies, sugar daddies. everybody has a lot of, I feel like, opinions about women who hook up with guys for cash, right? The whole sugar baby thing. But you're a guy that's got a sugar mama. It's like the opposite situation.

That's what's interesting to me. Plus, you got the cheating thing. Plus, you also have the age gap thing, right? So, Dino, tell me a quick, let me get your backstory. So how old are you now? I'm 45. Okay, so you're 45 and how old's your mistress? She's 68.

Wow. And okay, so how long you've been seeing? I just love my job to get these super interesting stories. Okay, how long have you been seeing her, your sugar mama? For about 16 years. My son is 17, so about 16 years. Wow. So you were really young and she was still really old.

Oh, because she's way older than you. So there's always this huge age gap. Do you remember how old you were when you met her and how old she was exactly, since I can't do the math so quick? Yeah, I was around 26. And she was like, yeah? She was in her, it was like late 40s, early 50s. And I had already had experience with older women, but just not one that had any goddamn money. Wait, let me ask you.

I was fucking for free. I take your honesty. I know you're going to make me laugh. I can tell already through this whole conversation. Wait a second. Let me ask you something, Dino. So you're 26 at that time. Did you meet her when you were married?

Yes, yes, I did. Okay, and you're married to the same woman this whole time? One woman, your wife now, you're still married to her? Yeah. Okay, cool. And now your experience, were you always cheating on your wife, or was this the first woman you cheated on her with? No, I've always been a piece of garbage.

Oh my God. Like I said, I'd fucking high five you if you're sitting across from me just for the fact that you're kind of like self-aware. Yeah, of course, of course. Yeah. Has your wife ever caught you cheating on her? I mean, because like I feel like when it's so obvious

and it's somebody like you're such a piece of garbage, most of the time, you're not, you're just, those kinds of guys are like fucking sloppy about it. Has she ever caught you? Yeah, so at one point, we had, because she has intimacy, issues that I didn't that didn't fully manifest until after we were married. And stemming from previous trauma.

And so once we got married, it really started. She used to fight it. She said she used to fight the urges. And because of some of her trauma, one of the things I caught her doing is she used to count my strokes. So if we were in missionary position, I saw her mouth move one time and I could see that she was counting.

And I asked her about it. I said, what is that? She revealed that she used to count her stepfather's strokes because then she knew how long it would take before he was done. Oh, because that's her trauma that her stepdad used to rape her. Oh, my fucking God.

That's tragic. Her wife. She learned to deal with it by counting because she knew how long he would last. Yeah. So one of the things that we tried to do to cope with it is just that I would agree never to get into a relationship. And that I would always be safe. Oh, okay. So she gave you kind of a free pass to cheat.

A little bit. A little bit. What does that mean a little bit? Like don't make it blatant. Still try to keep it from me. Don't get in a relationship. don't put another woman before me, you know, be sick. Go to the strip club where they're safer.

Don't just be meeting people on the street or going to clubs or sex clubs. It was a very detailed and thought out thing, which then only made me want to look for the outside the lines of that. Why? Because you kind of get off on like the cheating aspect of it and that was taking away from it. I just resented the stipulations. Wow. Here you are.

Isn't that so fucking funny? You are a piece of garbage because here you are. This woman gives you a free pass. She's got a couple rules. But basically what you're getting is more than 99.9% of the men out there, right? You got this wife who's got some issues and she's fair enough to say, hey, listen, I have stuff going on and I don't want you to not be pleasure. You have needs. Go get them someplace else.

but here are a couple stipulations and you're like fucking stipulations like that's what you're focusing on you're not focusing on the fact that she gave you free pass there was no stipulation for her to say no she didn't want to have sex with me sometimes there was no stipulation on her part so yeah it's a weird way to look at it honestly but like you copped to the fact that you're a piece of garbage i mean because listen she she couldn't have a stipulation on what how she fuck because she didn't No, you know, being triggered and having trauma is a very different thing, you know? You going out and like fucking other woman, you can't put parameters on that if you were cool. But you're like, you're like, oh, tit for tat, she could just never fuck me when she wants.

Why do I have rules? Yeah, that's how I felt. That's how I felt. Yeah, interesting. Okay. So we're still, let's still stay back there. So she gives you the free pass, but you're just kind of like, oh, like you're never going to fuck me and I can't fuck whoever I want. You want like a real free pass.

So you start or continue to cheat. Is that what happens? Yes. I thought you were going to say something else. No, yeah. I mean, I'm 6'5. I try to stay under 235, 240. I work out.

I'm a very dark skin man, very dark skin tone. So it ain't for lack of trying. Women who shouldn't be talking to me, talk to me and tell me that they are available if I'm interested. So sometimes it's like the audacity of this woman even speak to me looking like that. But, you know. Women feel that way all the time about men, trust me.

Yeah. And I just, I guess I feel very similar as the, I am the catch. So I've done print media. I've modeled back when I was younger. And so a couple of backgrounds. extras and movies. So it's not like I haven't been around that type of stuff, but you know, it

would be difficult for any man. To, you mean resist women? Yeah. Yeah, but you had a free pass. But what were the boundaries that you pushed past? I like, I like the women that I knew she would get upset about. Maybe, maybe the male woman. Civilians. She wanted only professionals, civilians.

So, you know, the lady at the local gas station, then that's who I want them. Somebody in the neighborhood at the 8th or one of the parents at the school, that's who I wanted then. Okay, so you started hooking up with those kinds of people. Yeah, yeah. Okay, and now did your wife ever talk about it again? No. She never did. didn't want to she didn't want to talk about it anytime it would happen she was just we would have

the fight right then and there don't do that this hurts my feelings this is oh so she would find out that you cross the line well yes of course because you're frustrating because you're kind of like i gave this fucking dude a free pass to do whatever he wants i just said just keep it like this and he's still fucking up she must have gone mental with you so you're screwing people behind her back that you're not supposed to. She catches who she fight, you guys fight, but she stays with you. It never breaks you guys up, right? Yeah, a guy

called her one time, told him told her that I got his wife pregnant. Did you? Yeah. Oh, absolutely. Like both Mexicans and now they're brothers. Dark as me.

What did your wife do when she got that call? Six foot little horhead. What the fuck I'm going to do? Oh my God. Wait a second. What did your wife do when she got that call? Big-ass fucking baby. I mean, she just went to fuck off.

So she's going to kill me and some shit. Like, who gives a fuck? I mean, shit, you ain't going to do that to me? I ain't going to do nothing to you. And the baby, they're going to, that baby's going to be in the Mexican basketball. team. The motherfucker going to be strong as fuck.

Oh my God. With a long dick. You're going to have the longest dig in the village. You know? So, I was like, yep, that's my boy.

Fucking Arnold Schwarzenegger that big ass baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Remember? How obvious. Yeah, big chin on that boy. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. so fucking funny, Tino. You're having me

dying here. Okay, wait, so she found out that time. She flipped out. She doesn't leave you. Obviously, you know she's never going to leave you if she doesn't leave you for that. Who else going to put up with this bullshit? Yeah. And pay all your bills. Oh, my God. So you're like

screwing all these people. She's finding out. You even have kids with other people. Oh, my God. Yeah. Should we get to... I like to leave it in. Yeah, obviously. Wait, do. Should we get to the point where you meet this mistress? I don't know. Do you have any other funny stories? Yeah, okay. I mean, yeah, I got a shit time, but I mean, this is who we, we're focused on. Yeah, let's get to the point where how long,

wait, let me ask you real quick, though, by the time you're 26, you meet this woman, how long are you married for? Two years. No, no, a year, a year. A year, but you had your free pass already, correct? Yes, at the time that I met this woman. Okay, so how did you meet her? How old is a 26-year-old, do you meet a 50-something-year-old woman? So I'm an ad. I'm an ad. reader. As far as a mess than I am, I try to stay informed and educated. Okay. So I was going to the library to check out a book, a couple of books, as a matter of fact, on the topic that I was interested in.

And finance and stock trading. You remember, like, it was just really getting going, and I really wanted to get into it. So I wanted to do some research. And there was this, it's this black chick. And I looked at, she had a bat, like, sometimes when you really bought that library life, you get that basket. Yeah, yeah, I don't know that. Yeah, yeah, libraries. So she had a basket full of books.

If you could see on the front covers, they were all just fuck books, just a bunch of smut. Oh, interesting. Because people make fun of dudes because they look at the internet porn. Women have been getting off in the freedom of the public with books with Fabio in the front of it. What do you think that is? That's pornography. Yeah, yeah, you're right. So we both are walking out.

And I decided to just say something to her. Just not really giving the fuck. And I was just like, I read that one. They fucked real good in that book right there. And she laughed. She laughed. She said she was mortified. I said something to her. Yeah. And she said, oh, okay. And she just kept walking and I kept walking. I didn't think nothing about it. I just checked out my books. And so I come back, return the books on their due date. And guess who's there returning books? Same woman. She was the same woman. Same woman. She's there returning her books.

And she looked at me. I looked at her. I looked at her. I always started laughing. I introduced myself. And she said, are you married? And I was like, yes. As a matter of fact, I am. And she was like, oh. And I was like, you want my phone number?

You want to call me, huh? And she's like, I do. I was like, you can call me. So I gave her my phone number. And I just was flirting her up. I just laying it on thick. Tell her how pretty she is. Tell her how nice her smile is.

The whole time, I just, I just kept saying to myself, I just want to fuck it twice. I just want to fuck it twice. Because the first time, I ain't going to get it that first time. The second time, I'm going to fuck the shit out of her. I'm sucking my big-ass titty. Hey, my mind, that's all I was like, I'm going to fuck this bitch twice. I was going to ask you why you twice.

You were very specific about that, but you just told me. Yeah, because, yeah, the first time is, you know, I'm going to be a little nervous. We're going to be a little awkward with that second time. The lights are staying on. And I want to see all this goddamn. you got underneath this dress. So she was hot? Yes.

Okay. And so I told her, because I'm an emergency technician with a supermarket. Yeah. And what I do is if the, if the refrigeration ever goes down, I have a four-hour response window that I have to have because I got to get them back up and running. So you can call me, like if me and you, Kathy, we fucking around. You can call me and just pretend to be dispatch. And you've got four hours now. Yeah.

Yeah. That's enough time to thoroughly fuck the shit out of a woman and take my ass back home. Right? Kathy, that's enough time. Right? After four hours, you know what they do with me anymore anyway. No, it's time for me to leave. I get to do one hours, right?

Yeah, hey, tell them you got to fix quickly. Get on the fuck out of my house. Totally. But wait, how do you get to the point where you're giving her a four-hour time slot? I mean, she sees that you get the number and then what happens? You start texting her? Yeah. She asked for a picture of my dick, which is hilarious to me.

She asked for a picture of my dick. Like straight up right away? Not like right away, but eventually she was just like, do you have a big talk? And I was like, yes, yes, I do. and she was like, he was like, proven. Send me a picture. So I got this little joke that I do. And I'll send it to you one day, Kathy, if you ever ask,

I take my watch off and I scrap it onto my dick. No, I don't need that picture, but you know, I have a Discord that you'll be able to get into for free. And people see picks of guests and you could post X-rated stuff there. So please do me a favor and post your watch on your big. cock photo over on my Discord because that's hilarious. It's just like a little funny trick. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean, like, look at this watch up all. They don't even know. I don't even know. Oh, my God. You know how long you can stare at a watch and I know what's a dick around it. Oh, my God. I need to see this picture now.

You're going to put it on my Discord, right? Yeah, yeah. Okay. Wait, so you, do you center the watch pick? Yeah. I do it every time. You know what I said? I just say it.

And that's the picture I said. Did anybody want to know? Oh, my God. I love it. So how did she respond? She was like, we fucking in the night. Fucking tonight. So I went over there.

She did the thing. I was knocked out too. I was fucking sleep like a motherfucker. She dispatched me. I went over there. Dispatch. I mean, it's only word I can use. No, I like it.

It's perfect. You're good. You're such a great storyteller. You're very entertaining to your thing. Keep going. And she dispatched me and I went over there and surprisingly enough her daughter was there. And at this time her daughter was like 21. And her daughter was in the living room with her friend and they were like half dressed and shit. Music blasting. And what the fuck are you guys doing up? And I just, I walked through.

I just said hello and I went into the bedroom and she was super nervous and I was like we can't talk we can't chat you know what I'm saying that's not what this is about and she I felt like she was having cold feet and I just was like hey it's perfectly and fine I'm not mad at you don't have to

we don't have to do anything I could just leave and it's no problem I don't want any pussy that doesn't want me I don't even I'm not even going to convince Yeah, exactly. Totally. I'm not interested. And she eventually was like, well, just let me see it. Let me, let me touch it.

And I was like, okay, you know, whatever. And that then started to progress. And then she couldn't suck my dick at all at first. Like, I just showed her how, you know what I'm saying? After many times, I just explained how I liked it. Mm-hmm. And then we used a condom. I fucked the shit out that woman.

And then left. And she called me, I say about a week later. She said, can we do it again? I said, yeah, no problem. She came, we came back over there and explained that she was allergic to latex. Yeah. But she didn't want to say anything like that. But she said, it really messed me up.

It took me a long time to recover because of the latex infection. or aggravation. And she was like, would you, would you be willing to wear this lamb skin? And I was like, absolutely, I'll wear a lambskin. And then I said, even better, we could just both get tested. And she goes, you'd be willing to do that? I was like, yeah, if we both just get tested, you think you got to go on birth control. But if we just both get tested, we don't have to do neither one of these.

Okay. So we fucked that night with the lambscane. It was horrendous. It was my first time I was using one of those fucking things. And it just bunches and it chokes like the head of your dick. Oh, really? So it was like all my dick and just knocked the head. And it was because it just kept bunching and then I would try to pull it back down.

It was just a disaster. So we decided to both go down to the health place. I got that big ass fucking cutip in the head of my dick again for the fifth, six time. We just texted until we got our results. we exchanged their results through email. And then we stopped using protection. Now, at this point, I have two questions. The first, let me ask you the first one.

Sure. What was it like to be with such an older woman? I mean, because I'm assuming, I mean, you did have experience with the older woman, but did you ever have an experience with someone in their 50s at that point? Yeah, yeah. Oh, you have. Yeah, I had. And what's it like to be with an older woman?

You don't rush an older woman. You just don't rush them. You let them take their time. She'll just start cleaning this shit. I'm rocked fucking hard and she'll just start fucking cleaning her some bullshit like that. And I'd be like, let that fuck. But I know not to rush it.

She's just nervous or whatever. I don't know. And you just take your time. Older women like to communicate verbally. So I'll actually talk to her during sex. And be present with it. She likes that. Now, my second question is,

at that point after you did your, two times that you said it was going to be, but I know you go further with her. Did you know that she had a ton of cash? Yeah. You could clearly see when I went to the place. Now, my second question is, at that point after you did your two times that you said it was going to be, but I know you go further with her. Did you know that she had a ton of cash?

Yeah. You could clearly see when I went to the place. Right. Okay. So that's how, that's when you got that's what you got that idea. Oh, really? Yeah. The guards at the gate.

Yeah. the fucking parking paths, the goddamn, you know, all that shit. Mm-hmm. She had to find, figure out where I was going to park. I couldn't use my service vehicle because they don't allow service vehicles that only on certain times. So she had to lie and say it was an emergency. Like, it was the whole thing.

It was a lot. Now, did you, did you ever find out how she has this money? Is she a career woman? Did she get it from her family? Is she married? I'm assuming she's not. Because you're going to her house. No.

She's sick, right? Yeah. How does she have all that cash? She came for money. She came from money. Okay, cool. She came from wealthy landowners who do business with the state. Mm-hmm.

And they provide telephone poles for the trees. Interesting. And the dirt. So they sell dirt and trees. Yeah, amazing. Yeah. And then she then went on to have a successful career of her own. Mm-hmm.

as a tax lady. She ran her on tax business. And then she started getting hiring clients. She was featured in one of the Forbes lists. And now she was married at some point because I do know she has kids, right? No, I don't know if she married that dude or not. But she does have kids. She has a set of twins.

Yeah, yeah. We know they come into the story later. Okay, so you know she's got this cash. You've done her two times. you said you were only going to fuck her twice. Like, how does it continue on? Well, I broke it off. You did after the second time.

I just ghosted. I just ghosted it. Okay. And it was my birthday. And my wife had taken me on vacation. And then I just got this huge text message, this long as drawn out, ex message of I shouldn't have never fucking dealt with you. And I can't focus.

now I can't all the shit she can't now do and shit whatever the fuck ever and and I had already told her hey this is what my wife tells me to do I can't do much more than that like I told her that yeah and yeah I was on vacation so I didn't I didn't I wasn't I wasn't going to respond then but when I got back from vacation she called and said but we just talk and I was like okay I'm trying to I don't want a rock in my window and so that's when

that's when it started that's when it discussions of financials discussions of how or please can you stay and how much is it going to cost me for you to stay wow were you like holy shit

I hit the jackpot were you like immediately interested or were you confused at first? I was I was shocked yeah I can imagine I was just shocked yeah it was just like

she was like I'm and they put a deposit down. I can make this now. And my son's one, two years old. Yeah. Let me ask you this. What was the amount at the time that she was, like, throwing up? Throwing out.

$13,000. Per month? No, just she had an envelope with $13,000 in it. Oh, okay. And this is, I get to see you whenever I want, like you're my, I'm going to lock you down? No. She was just like to speak. please take this and and please come back when I call you.

Oh, interesting. So this is just like a promissory gift. So this isn't even what's going to happen in the future. This is just the first. Right. A bunch of cashie throes. Please, please is to take this envelope and just please don't cut me off. Wow.

And obviously you didn't cut her off because you've been seeing her for, 16 years. So did you feel like, so you take the money and then you continue to see her? Yeah. Okay. And then she would just ask certain things. All the time, she would just go, I'm like, this is his daycare. And I was like, well, $600 a week. She was like, where does he go to daycare? And then she just start paying for the daycare. Mm-hmm. and then she would go, what size work boot do you wear? Then she just got a closet from me and started putting my clothes and just buying me clothes and putting them in the closet. Oh my God, crazy.

Yeah, it was just, it wasn't, it wasn't like sanitary, you know what I'm saying? No, I don't know what that means. You mean like it wasn't like a set up plan? Black and white. Yeah, it was like, it was like she gave it to you for different things. It wasn't like, oh, I'm going to pay you this much per month or anything like that. It wasn't that way. Okay.

She was showering you. They would call it like showering you with gifts. Right. I don't know what the fuck. That's not what they would say if a man was doing it for a woman. She was just making sure that she could choke on this dick whenever she wanted to. Just trying and shit. She wanted to get it all the way down her throat.

I told her. I was like, I don't know if it's going to happen, but you can go ahead down there and just try. Did it ever happen? Yeah. She got it down the throat? She can do it now. Like easy. Now, like nothing.

She didn't got to warm up as much. Wow. Yeah, she can get it down there now. So wait. So now, does your wife ever get in the know of what's going on? Because I would assume, like, she wonders. How does she think you're paying for all this stuff? If she's like, oh, I'll pay for your nursery school or whatever was aftercare program, whatever.

She just thinks it's, coming out of your bank account, your wife or something? Like, how does she not know that all this cash is flying in? Well, you got to remember I'm being dispatched. No, I know that, but I mean... And I'm working. All right, so she thinks every time you get dispatched, you're getting paid, so you're making more money.

Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, that makes sense. Now, how many... Did this become a very regular thing with her? Yeah, absolutely. So in a month or a week, what was the amount of time you would see her? Shit. As long as I knew I could get my fucking dig hard.

It was just, after a while, it was just exhausting. You know what I'm saying? But she didn't even give a fuck if I got hard after a while. She just wanted me there. Wow. It just became like a like a situation. I would just go back to bed. I would just get over there, go right back to fucking bed.

Wow. And now this whole time, did you wind up getting very close with her as a friend or anything? Did it stay very transactional? Yeah, I tried my best. best not to. I try my best not to. But because I'm like a repair man and I fix shit and I do all this fucking bullshit,

then it's her, she still has her parents. They still alive. Yeah. And they rich as fuck. Oh my God. They rich is fuck. And they always need something fixed and they always need something done and they always need something changed and they always rich people

fucking do that shit, which is hilarious. Just fixing shit? Is that what they do? It changes shit. and moving shit for what the fucking Ted's doing you know how much money this is for fucking cost they're like hell

give a fuck so so I just started working for them and she would pay me it was just so I know the whole fucking family do you think that they knew who you were

of course they did I never took my ring off no listen so a guy walks into my place my daughter sent him over but he's got a wedding ring on. I don't automatically assume he's fucking my daughter. I assume he's married to somebody else. You think that they knew that you were like their daughter's guy?

Her sister told everybody. Oh, because she told the sister. Yeah, her sister's a fucking raging cracket. Ranging fucking cracket. She's the black sheep of her family. Yeah, I'm so glad I didn't meet her first. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

I would have fucked her, didn't ruin the relationship. I would have definitely fucked her sister. And her sister told the family what she was doing and it was a big fight. She beat the shit out of her sister right in the fucking living room. Police came and everything. But because they're so fucking rich, nothing happened. Isn't that so interesting? Yeah. So I was like, oh, this bitch definitely going to jail. And then after that, but that's like, oh, shit. You can do that? You can do that if you're rich. Just whip a, Whop a person after death and nothing happened, huh? And so then after that, I mean, it's because it's so long, I would assume after a while,

everyone just accepts it, right? I mean, the parents do. Yeah, they know who I am. Yeah, birthdays, anniversaries. I'm there. I'm fucking there. Yeah. Yeah.

Interesting. Okay. So, like, over all this time, like, I asked you if you developed any feelings. you said you try to keep that separate. Did she wind up falling for you? Was that ever an issue? Oh, yeah. She, she, she, she, she, she, she crazy about me. I told her all the time she going to kill me. If you try to leave her, she might. She's going to kill me. No, she's going to kill me. It's not even going to be because I'm trying to leave her. She just love me so much. She's going to kill my head. Oh, I got hilarious. I told her, I was like, I was like, bitch, just no. If I ever come up missing, my own boys know to tell the police you did it.

And that's how I talked to it. Wow. Because she's like crazy for you. She's crazy move. Yeah. She goes with that damn mind. Wow. You're still seeing her to this day?

I don't know why I thought it was over. You're still seeing her to this day? No, no, I was about to say. I was about to say we broke up. I left her recently. It was just, it became too much because she's also like a hoarder, like a filthy hoarder. Interesting. Like in her beautiful.

beautiful house. She's got just like tons of shit. It's just shit everywhere. Wow. But it's like expensive shit. Yeah. Uh-huh. No, I know people like that. Brand new, brand new stainless steel cookware. Just in the box on the floor. You know what I'm saying? Mm-hmm. Brand new fucking

QVC, a bunch of horse shit. Then it's all everywhere. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, totally. She's like a shopaholic maybe. Yeah. And so it's fucking crazy. And she sleeps she sleeps with the shit in the bed. So I don't have to wait.

It's just piles of clothes on the bed with food and water and medication and glasses. Two, three fucking pairs of glasses. It's just that's a fucking disaster. And then so I would be like,

get this shit to fuck up. Yeah. And she's got kids. Do you? Her kids ever fight out about you? Yeah, they know me. They know me. Okay, the twins. Because I know that. You did say you ended it because you were third. I don't know.

Yeah. So she took care of her fucking parents who are oldest shit. She no longer works. She now works harder than ever for no money. So she takes care of her parents. And then she still helicopters her children. And so then I'm third. And I just didn't want to be third no more.

But why did you care if you have no feelings there and you got a wife at home who's number one? What do you give a shit where, who you are with her? It's filthy. I don't want to lay on this shit like you got. Okay, that might be the real reason. Yeah, she's so exhausted. Like, where is, where are we going to fuck at? I'm over here too fuck you, right?

Yeah. But how did the, like, how does the feeling like your third play into your situation? Like, she's hitting you up all the time. She's crazy for you. You're basically going there to bang her. Like, how did you feel neglected by these other things? Like, how does, I don't understand. Because you just, I never said it makes sense.

Okay. You're going to make it make sense for me. I just demand better. If I'm going to come over here. Yeah. And spend time with you, even if you are paying me, I don't give a fuck. Yeah. I don't want to then be an afterthought.

Mm-hmm. Like you knew I was coming yesterday. Oh, and I, wait, wait, now I think I see what you're talking about. Like, all that mess and shit in her house is because she's so busy taking care of all these other people. So that's where you're putting it together that it's because I'm like, it sounds like it's just the mess. But no, the mess is coming because she's too busy taking care of all those people that she can't clean the fuck up for you. And that's what pisses you off. Yeah.

Okay. I'm not about to fuck you on the top of a bunch of clothes on hangers and shit and medication rocking with the bed and shit. Oh, my God. Why couldn't she just hire a cleaning woman or like a house assistant? Because she's fucking crazy. I think everybody want to kidnap her or robber. Yeah, yeah. If you, when you have money like that, one of the things overwhelming thoughts that I didn't, yeah, because I never had shit in my life.

Yeah. I didn't know that there was this overwhelming thought of someone trying to take the little bullshit that I do have. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, of course. Yeah, you saw things where she lives. She has thousand times what, you know, has ever needed to live on earth. Yeah. And now she's just consumed with people taking it from her, I guess.

Yeah, of course, right. I got it. Okay. She lives in a different world than most people. Right. Cameras every fucking wear. Guard, armed security. It's fucking crazy.

Yeah. So I guess all those guys do about you after a while, too. Now, your wife never, so did your wife, did you say that your wife found out about her eventually? No, no, not. Never. Never. It's 16 years. Never.

Because it was a breath of fresh air. One day I just looked over at her and just knew in my mind that I was being 100% faithful to her. How? Because I had already broke it off. Oh, this is when you broke it off. Yeah. I was like, holy shit.

This is what 100% faithfulness looks like. Wow, wait. Let's get to that place. First, I want to find out about. how you broke it off and how she took it. So what happens? Like one day you're like, I've had enough of this shit,

dirty house shit. What do you say to her? I went out of state, do some business. And I was working back to back to back. And then I finally was able to get back home. And she was like, hey, I want you to come over.

I haven't seen you. And I was like, okay. And when I got there, she had worked the shit out of herself and was exhausted and tired, which is right. rightfully so she must be exhausted. Health care

for her parents. She's taking care of both of her loser kids and I walk in and she's asleep and there's a gigantic pile of shit on her bed. I was like

you're going to get up and move this shit and she just tried to with her left arm just reek and try to pull the stuff off to she never actually got up. Yeah. I was just trying to reap. And I was just like, I'm not going to put up with this shit. And I just left. And I grabbed all six trash bags full of trash on the way out. And I just threw all those in the dumpster as they fucking hoarders. And I just left. And then the next time, I didn't talk to her for a while,

for a long while. And then the next time she begged me to come over. And the room was somewhat clean, but then she had all the sheets and everything off the bed, and she was about to put new sheets on the bed, but then there's a chair that I would normally sit in on my side of the room. It was like, it's my side of the room.

Yeah, I get it. And I took the stuff off of the chair, put it under the bed, so I can sit down. And she said, now you're part of the problem, you're fucking the bed up. And she was trying to, I guess, make a joke or something. I was just like, bitch, you know,

audacity of you to fucking say anything to me like that. I just walked back the fuck out and I've never been back since. Wow. But did she start texting you? Because she thought everything was fine. And did you respond or did you like flat out ghost her? Like how did that ending happen? Yeah, I just ghosted.

So no matter how many times she texted you, you never texted back? Oh my gosh. She must have went mental. And it was and it was her vote. And I just looked over at my wife and I said, wow, this is right this moment. I don't know what's going to happen tomorrow or the next day, but right at this moment, I am a fully committed married man, right this moment. And you wanted, and you liked how that felt.

Yeah, and I had never felt that before. Interesting. How long ago did you break it off with your sugar mama? April. Of this year? Yeah. Recently. Now, have you cheated on your wife since,

or are you still enjoying that feeling that you had of being a fully monogamous guy? that's the word I was looking for monogamous Yeah Yeah no I'm still just a 100% monogamous Sexless man

In a Do nothing fucking relationship Oh yeah I forgot because your wife Doesn't have sex with you What are? But I'm okay with it You are right now

Yeah I don't I don't bust so many Good fucking nuts on my own Yeah The best person That ever fuck me With me

So you're fine with it where you're at right now. Now, does that lady still hitting you up? She's still trying. Like, I'm waiting to see what bill doesn't get paid anymore. Oh, because she's still paying. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. She probably has it on auto pay and doesn't even fucking know. I could see all the shit that she's buying and shit. Yeah, exactly. And it's like chump change for her. So she's not counting her. 600 bucks. I mean, one day, one day I'm going to go swipe that

motherfucking best buy card and it's going to be declined. Oh, why? She gave you cards and stuff? Yeah, let's go through. Wait, we got 10 minutes. Let's go through this shit you gone from her while you were with her. What? One day, one day I was going to do something. Yeah.

Sir, you step out on it. But that's for your best buy card. But what else is she? What else has she given you? What, what ain't getting paid for? You tell me, and the fucking the lights, the gas. So she's paying all your bills. Like over time, she just kept accruing all your bills that you have to pay and she's, I'll take care of it. Yeah.

Okay. What else? Any other, so how did she, she gave you a credit card for Best Buy? My son's schooling. Uh-huh. Yeah, you still go to school. Mm-hmm. The Best Buy card.

my credit card. I got a credit card. I got a Best Buy card. I got a credit card. And how much would you spend on those cards a month that she would be fine with? Do you have any limit or did, you know? No, I don't have a limit, but I would never, I would never, I know how to, I know how to walk down and fuck them all. I got a rush.

I got it. I got it right. You're not going to fuck that up by over. No. I just, whatever goofy shit that I need. Yeah. I think the biggest thing I ever spent on was, a new set of tires.

Right. Mm-hmm. And that was about $1,300 for the tires that I used. But that's about, I don't really fuck around. I mean, I work. I don't need a lot of this bullshit. Yeah, he would have to go to a public school. But other than that.

All the other stuff, it's not like any big deal that if she didn't pay anymore, you would be losing out on anything. It would be tight. It would be tight. You know what I'm saying? But it wouldn't, it wouldn't get done. You know what I'm saying? I wouldn't, I wouldn't be able to go get the,

the new phone or whatever goofy shit I wanted like like my phone I just go trade it in when I want a new one yeah it's it's not a big deal mm-hmm just you know on a little streaming services I got everyone I just wanted the motherfuckers oh my god but she got every last I many different ways can you watch HBO yeah but wait did she ever threaten you to take all that away or was that not even ever a part the conversation when you went on. She's so classy. She's crazy and classy all at the same time. Like she's so classy.

Like she would never have to be cash. She'd just put it in my pocket, my work pants. Just be a thick-ass envelope, fucking cash. Let me ask you this. How much cash over the 16 years, if you had to put it all together, do you think she gave you? About $200,000.

Wow. About $200,000, because it'd be, you know $4,000 $1,700,700 $1,700. Like every time you saw her? Yeah, ridiculous.

And she would just grab whatever it was in her purse. Yeah, and be like, here you go. Or whatever she, however she did it. But, you know, I think the lowest, I snapped on her one day. She put $200 in my, my pants. And I just snapped on. because it was so little.

Because I'm a dispatch. I'm like, bitch, what you think? You think I would ever get out of my bed at 4 o'clock in the morning for $200,000, bitch? Did she give you more? Yeah, she just cried and said she was sorry and to come back later and she go to the bank. I dominate her. She likes it. She's a submissive, so a lot of people don't know the submissive dominant dynamic is to,

the whole thing is to make the submissive. to feel safe, safe to be as submissive as she is. So it's discipline and reward. It's a role play. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. No woman, like, I'm sure, Kathy, you might mess around with certain roleplay, but maybe, you know, man calling like that isn't your thing.

It doesn't, it doesn't lubricate it. Yeah, but for her again. Yeah, that's her, because nobody ever talks to her like that ever. It's like calling Katie Kirk a dumb bitch every time. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. it would probably light her on fire if the right man did it. You know what I'm saying?

Then I made her, I taught her how to squirt. I taught her how to de-throar my dick. I told her how to take it all. It's called map her out, mouth-ass and pussy. I just map her out, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. And so it was just, and I was just, and punishment, punishment is that I only fuck her like a little bit.

Like, I could fuck it two, three times, a couple hours each time. because of the way we fuck. So it's nothing. And then if I'm mad at her, she knows I'm mad at it through my energy. But then I thought, wow, you just get tired.

Because they thrive off of the discipline part, the punishment part. Yeah. But I'm like, it's exhausting. It's exhausting. It's a lot of work for you. Like I got,

I got real fucking life issues and I got to come over here. And you're training. And it's going the opposite way. And it's just fucking exhausting. Like, this ain't worth it no. like sugar babyes or sugar

they don't they don't you don't hear about how it's not whoa it's me type bullshit now let's just be clear but you don't you don't you don't hear how annoying that shit is no I know the dynamic because I've had it and sometimes I forget

that that's what's going on and I'm kind of like wow he's cheating you like shit or she's cheating and I'm like oh I forgetting that this is what this is a part of it this is this is what this person actually wants that's what they're in it for Mm-hmm. Do you miss her at all?

Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Absolutely. But I enjoy being with my wife. I enjoy, you know, being present. I enjoy sleeping through the night. I enjoy, you know, being helpful to her now that she's getting, you know, at the same time that this bitch was getting old, my wife's getting old. Yeah, you know what's coming because how old's your wife actually now?

She's your same age. She's six years older than me. So she's like 51? yeah so she now getting glasses old eyes can't fucking see no more fucking more I'll be like you can't see that shit

oh my god fucking letters that are full big as fuck oh my god you're gonna be there give yourself six years yeah yeah oh I should I should have been I should have been found me in my work

for years ago I'm gonna borrow time. But yeah, no, I just, I just had this weird-ass thing about my life. You know what I'm saying? There's some goofy shit that I went through. I'll tell you a quick one about her daughter. So her daughter's a grown woman. Like, the one thing that needs to be known is that this is a fully grown loser child. Yeah. One day I was in there and I came in and she, she always dressed with a fucking hole. And she wants this dick. I know, all she do is talk about how hard we fuck and tell her friends that her mama get more dick than she do and all this shit.

Oh my God. I walk in there and she got a white t-shirt on with no bra and I can see her nipples and it pierced and we're kind of like easy. Like they're naked in front of each other all the time. Yeah. And so I go, when did you get pierces? And she goes, I always had them. She goes, but I had to get them redone because they come out.

And I said, they come out. And she goes, I go, how did they come out? And she goes, oh, at night, if I play with them too hard, I'll fall asleep and then it'll untwist. And I was like, what? And I was like, let me see her. Yeah. I said, let me see them. And she goes, no, I ain't going to show you mine, but if you just have my mom, here's hers, we have the same exact tits.

And I was just like, oh, okay. And then I just went in the room and fucked shit out of her mom and thought about her the whole time. Oh, my God. And so I left, went to work. The next day she called the mama called me. Sugar Mama calls me. She goes, hey, did you have an inappropriate conversation with my daughter? And I was like, inappropriate.

I don't know if it was inappropriate, but I did have a conversation with your daughter. And she said, can you tell me what happened? I told her just that. And she goes, well, that's exactly what she said happened too. And I was like, yeah, because that is what happened. And keep in mind your daughter is not 12. It's not like I was talking to a child Right

I mean She got a great set of titty Her mom got a great set of tities Like she is right They're the same fucking woman Yeah The grandmama are the same Like they age immaculately

The grandmother The sugar mama and the daughter All got the same fucking body Really? Yeah It's fucking amazing Yeah that's interesting Is the other twin a girl or a guy

Is it a male? There's a guy He built just like them, so he looks horrendous. You know, big old booty. Fucking goofy looking ass boy. Man boobs? Yeah, the whole night. You know what I'm going to?

He wants to be macho. Yeah. He wants to be macho. Got gang tattoos and shit. I was like, you goofy-ass boy. Oh, my God, hilarious. So, okay, so listen, I'm going to wrap it up. But you do miss her, but you're very happy.

with your wife right now. Do you foresee a time in the future that you might go back to her, or do you feel like you're 100% done with that woman? No, I think there's an opportunity for me to go back.

If anything financially befalls me, it's too easy to just go over there. It's just too... I mean, look, I'm not going to lie to you. If I'm anonymous... You're not. I don't know who the fuck you are, quote-unquote, Dino. Yeah. Yeah. If something happens to me. I'll lie to somebody else. I ain't

going to lie to you. Yeah. No, that's why I do the way show this way. So people are fully honest. Yeah. If something was to happen or and it is, something's going to happen. Of course. The last life. Yeah. Some goofy shit. Need a lawyer. Yeah. I'm going to go right there. I'm going to go right then and lie to my wife and sell her. I found $50,000 on the ground. Yeah. I get it. Oh, my. God, like I said in the beginning, I appreciate your honesty. That's, you know, 100% real. And some people might judge you, but maybe if they were in the same exact position, they would, who knows what you would do. I mean, it's such an interesting topic, I think,

because I think people will be judgmental over this. Of course. And they can. Yeah. That's fine with me. They can judge me. Yeah. But I'm just saying, like, how do you really know how you would feel? I would think because you're still just 45, it's great that you are very happy being monogamous. But the sexless thing, I'm like, realistically, do you see yourself being monogamous and having zero sex for the next 10 years? Like, probably not. So you're probably obviously going to wind of cheating on her again because. No, that wouldn't be cheating, though. Right, you're right.

Because you could do it the way within your parameters, right? Yes, yeah. Yeah, yeah. You would do it within you the parameters. You still have that free pass. Yeah, yeah, I'm just not, I think this thing has drained me physically and mentally. And at this point, learning somebody else's birthday and fucking getting to know their family and all that shit, it just sounds exhausting. Yeah, you're having like two relationships.

Yeah, it's, it's exhausting. And then if the next bitch don't got no money, I just don't see how I could ever fucking. Oh, yeah, no, no, no. I don't think you would ever do it for nothing. After having this, you're kind of like, fucked. The amount of money this woman has is, if you, like, how does she drive past a poor person with the, like she has life changing money for multiple hundreds of people?

You know what I'm saying? Well, it does sound like she's very generous with it. You know what I mean? She, she, I mean, listen, I at least respect her that she doesn't hold it over your head. She's not kind of like. She doesn't hold it over my head, which is cool. There's no strings attached. The Netflix still works.

Yeah, and there's no strings attached. She never sort of threw it in your face. It doesn't sound like it, which is, means she's a generous person. She wasn't using it to control you. She just wanted me there. I don't think it, I don't think it was a control thing. No, but some people would, though.

Sometimes it is. I'm goal-oriented. And I was like, okay, if I go see this bitch this many times a week or this many times a year, I can make this much at least. And so I just was in there just fucking the shit out of her as much as I could. Yeah, of course. course. Yeah, why not? Listen to you. She can, she can fuck.

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