Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 916 - NAUGHTY CONFESSIONS- She Loves Cum, Her BF Dick is Too Thick?!, Should he Shave his Asshole? and More w/Layla

Episode Date: September 11, 2024

Tune in to hear Kathy and Layla discuss a bunch of naughty confessions. First, you’ll hear from a guy who has questions about dick size and manscaping, then you’ll hear from a girl whose new boyfriend’s dick is really thick, he then from a guy who has advice on where eels you can put your dick to have fun, and then you’ll hear from a woman obsessed with cum and more. Then you’ll hear Kathy and Layla discuss manscaping and dick size, how to prepare for big dicks, huge toys and how to have fun with them, handjob moves, thigh jobs and who digs them, erogenous zones, armpit licking, a cucumber dp story gone wrong story plus a whole lot more. You can find Layla's podcast and everything else here: https://www.thecuriousgirldiaries.com/ To see anonymous pics of my female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at [e-mail] or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confess while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://bluechew.com Get your first month FREE! https://butterwellness.com/ Try the Butter Wellness perineum massager and use code STRICTLY for 20% off your entire order Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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go to the description and click on the link. Now, today I'm doing something fun, and I think me and Layla are going to do it like every other week. She's been on doing my confessions. People love our Girl Talk episodes. If you haven't listened to all of our Girl Tech episodes, go check them out. But she asked me to come on and listen to some of her confessions and Q&As that she gets into her hotline. She has a hotline, too. I was like, sure, I'm down. And she had some good ones on this. So I'm like, I'm going to air this on my episode. Next time she's going to answer my confessions. And I think we're going to do it like on a monthly basis, like a series. We got some good confessions on here. First, you're going to

hear from a guy who's talking about dick size and stuff. And then he gets into the whole manskeeping debate. And then we hear from a girl, a woman, who found a new guy. And not only did he make her squirt, he's got a big, thick dick. And she thinks he might be too big. Okay. So she's looking for some advice. We give it to her. Then you hear of a guy who wants to give tips on hand jobs. And then the kicker, the grand finale, is the girl who is obsessed with come. She gets detailed about her obsession with come. And one thing I know about girls who are obsessed with come, guys are fucking into them. So you're going to love this episode. Of course, whenever me and Lila get on, we wound up, we wind up talking about so much more. So not only do you hear these confessions, you hear

me and Layla talking about manskeeping and dick size and stretching your pussy and what to do with huge toys and handjob moves and erogenous zones and thigh jobs and armpit licking and a cucumber DP story gone wrong you're going to hear it all and you're going to dig it so i'm going to get right to it and be right back on with Layla okay Layla I'm super excited to be on with you listening to the confessions or Q&As that you got going on today. These are calls that came into you, right? And we're going to talk about them. And let's get to it.

Now, I don't know. Some of them are going to be spicy. And some of them probably aren't as spicy because it's not an official confession line. But we're talking about sex and everything that's in our wheelhouse. And I just can't wait to see what the advice you have for my listeners is. And I'll be giving them advice too. I'm sorry, but it's going to be spicy. because it's our answers.

You're going to take it there. I know you. Of course. So we're going to start. Actually, I picked this first one just for you. Let's get this going. This is from D. Okay.

Here's his voicemail. Hi, Leila. I was wondering, what is the average size of a man's dick in the United States? So one day, I actually was hard and I didn't have tape measures. I used my phone. And I put my throat to fix. to my dick and it was a little bit longer than my phone. And then when I was able to get a tape measure, I measured the phone.

It looks like just around seven inches. So that was nice to know. Anyways, I also keep it nice and tidy down there. I do shave it. I get everything nice and clean. I also shave the butthole as well. Because I listened to this comedian, he was talking about how men should clean up their bothole

because it's just getting peanut butter out of, of a carpet, that of shag rug or shag carpet. That's a good tip there for those men. Anyways, I learned about your podcast through Kathy Kay, and I jumped on your podcast or I subscribed to it, listening to your shows now, and I'm very pleased with what you do. You're very professional. You sound great, and I'm looking forward to listening to a lot more episodes.

Thanks again, and have a great day. Oh, Kathy, so one of your listeners is a good grower. And we now have a shared listener. But this, first of all, I practically spit my soda out when I heard him say peanut butter in a shag carpet. I never quite heard of it that way. Yeah, he ruined peanut butter for me. But I was like stuck on. Did he ever tell us how big his dick was?

I don't know. No. So let's start with that. He said he measured it with his phone. And when he said seven inches, I'm thinking, is this an iPhone like pro max? A long phone. Oh, he said. Oh, but maybe he doesn't know.

I don't know. Who's measuring their dick with his phone? He measured his dick against his phone. So I'm thinking it's one of the big phones. Anyway, because I think the other ones are about five inches, but, you know, who's counting? So I thought we could maybe just talked about what sort of grooming techniques do we really appreciate from guys? Because I certainly know there's some guys that freewheel it. And I'm just like, no.

I'll give this guy kudos for taking care of his ass hair because nobody wants a dangleberry. Absolutely, guys. If you don't know this, you need to clean that area up and trim that. It's not hygienic and it has bad smells. What do you recommend for guys or what do you appreciate when a guy is doing with his grooming? Listen, I am a firm believer and I'm obsessed with laser hair removal. And let me just tell you, I spent many years removing every piece of hair from my body before my son was born and it never grew back until recently because I was like jacked up. up on hormones. And I just don't have the time to go and get it done. And I wound up using a couple of the ones that they sell for at home use. And there is one called, You Like 10, U-L-I-K-E-10. Their fucking product works. So you know what I say to every guy out there? Go laser your fucking balls and your asshole. It takes like 10 minutes. It wouldn't even take that long for a guy to use this thing. It's super easy. You use it like three times a week and all your hair will be gone. I like

balls. I like to put them in my mouth. I don't like hair on them. I don't mind hair like on the top. Like I don't want that to all be shaved. And I've never been with like dirty dudes because I'll go downtown on guys assholes. I'm totally fine with that. In the heat of passion, I'm not worried about anything. And so I'll go to that area and I've never had a problem even with hair. So I don't know how people are fucking wiping. But like typically I feel like grown up know what the fuck they're doing or they're cleaning down there, especially if they know they're going to hook up. But I think if you do want to groom, I can't stand razor stubble, I have to say, and on any part of the body, especially like those areas, the chest.

Get a fucking laser hair removal. And now you don't have to go to a place and spread your ash cheeks and have some woman do it for you. Buy the at-home thing and laser that shit off. It works. I love it. And I think it's great. I like smooth balls and I would prefer smooth asshole. But if you have hair, I just think clean it up.

That guy, like I said, turned me off to peanut butter. And I just, I don't know. And I like to talk about, like, stuff like that. It's gross. He made me laugh. I love to talk about disgusting shit. So I will say, yes, guys, definitely you need to take care of your ass hairs and get that peanut butter out of that shade carpet. No one wants to come across.

I know. I am with you on the laser hair removal. I've been lasered. Everything on me has been lasered. It's fabulous. And then, like you, I did this. probably my 20s, and then you go along and you do get some stragglers and some regrowth. So I've done the same thing.

I purchased an at-home laser because now they have them. But a lot of them don't work. Does yours work? Yes, mine works. Yeah, it works because you can't buy a cheap one. You have to really read the reviews and use it quickly. And if you don't like it, send it back. But also, too, if you don't want to do that and you don't mind going into having it professionally done, get a Groupon.

I like the Groupon Queen. Go and get a Groupon. get yourself lasered, but definitely I don't want to suck balls that are covered with hair. And I'm not an ass licker. So I don't really have to worry about that. But still, I don't want. You'll just fist asses. I will.

Exactly. I will fist an ass. And I don't want to be parting a bunch of hair to get through your asshole. So let's just, let's save him. And as far as the measurements, I think five and a half or five and a quarter is the average size dick. That's what I Google. That's what I see.

So seven inches is doing well. But like you and I've discussed before, for me, it's about the blood flow and the girth. I would rather have a big, thick one than a long, skinny one. Yeah, I don't even want a long, thick one because I don't want a cervical thing, that orgasm. But I think that, yeah, they used to say the average is six to eight. I was like, some guy put that shit out there because that's not true. I fucked a lot of guys. And the average dick is a little bit smaller than that.

So I think 7-8 is on the bigger end of the spectrum, not within the norm for sure. But I got to say my favorite dick, if I could go to a dick shop and put in exactly what I wanted and I got something back, it would be like four and a half, five inches and thick. Not too thick, not like cocaine thick and thick. That would be like what I would place an order for. That would be the perfect thing. It would be like four and a half, five inches. and thick. Not too thick,

not like cocaine thick and thick. That would be like what I would place an order for. That would be the perfect thing. Absolutely. It's funny. I don't know if you get feedback on your episodes where you're talking about dick size,

but for me, I got guys, two camps. Guys like this guy loves to hear women quack about this and appreciates the clarification. And then I'll get guys that just freak out and get upset.

They'll say, hey, I'm making them feel bad, because maybe their dick's smaller. And this is why men are so cautious about their necks. Welcome to the woman's world. We have to be self-conscious about so much more. Thank you. Thank you. That's exactly where I was going.

I'm like, I just don't have much sympathy for this because we're bombarded with 10,000 things to their one thing. And I think on equal opportunity, I'll take a smaller than average dick as long as the blood flows there and it gets hard. It still feels great. And from time to time, I like variety. And yes, I do enjoy, you know, a big thick one. So there you go. Oh, I just got to say when you're like, oh, do you get feedback? Like the biggest feedback I get is on our dick size convos because and they're always mad at us because they're like, you guys are sitting there saying dick size doesn't matter.

Blah, blah, blah. And then 20 minutes later, all you're talking about is how you love thick, big cocks and everything. So we sound like hypocrites. I just think that both things can exactly. exist at the same time. A girl could be into bigger, thicker dicks, but also be fine with a guy that she really likes that doesn't have a gigantic cock because it's chemistry at the end of the day. And that's what I always say. And guys don't hear that because I do think, you know, when it comes to dick size, it is a big thing for guys. And we understand that because we have, like you said,

a million of those things that we have to worry about, or tits or ass or cellulite or flat abs or our hair or lips, like all that shit. And they just have one thing. But I feel for them because, you know, we have shit too and so it's not so great when you are on the smaller end but you know for every guy there's a girl that loves it if i like a i've dated plenty of guys with small decks and i was totally into it because i had chemistry with them and i was into them yeah me too and just to further that to the guys that get fired up about the fact when we say we like a little variety they like a little variety too i don't think there's a guy out there that would say if i like big tits I think a woman with smaller to

She's attracting chemistry with her, you know. So anyway, it's just really about variety and don't get down on us women because we like it too. I think guys like variety and so do we. Okay, let's go to the next voicemail. This will be a fun one. Okay, this is from T. Let's take a listen to what she has to say.

Layla. Oh, my gosh. For the first time in seven months, Scott Lay and thank God. It was so good. And so one of the guys that I originally looked up with way back when I first started all of this taught me to squirt and then the guy that I dated that I think I told you about that ended up very badly. But he got me to really squirt and this Cassidy. He got me to squirt like eight times. It was amazing. I don't squirt and come at the same time, which is something I aspire to. I cannot imagine how good that feels, but it's always separate for me.

But it was good. It was really good. And it was a lot of fun. And he's nice. And he is really good looking and very well spoken and that's a big thing for me. I really hope I see him again gave me a little bit of my confidence back that maybe I'm not just unwontable. And I was getting to that point of feeling very unwarrable. The only problem is he is fixed. He's very sick. not like ridiculously long or anything, but very thick. And it didn't fit. And I've never had that problem before. So now my question is,

how do I stretch things out just enough? I don't want loose pussy. I want it to still be tight, but too tight for him to fit is a problem. And if it was that good and he didn't fit, you can imagine what it might be like, I think, if I can get him to sit. But we had a really nice time. I met him at 1230 and it's now 7.15 and with the exception of an hour for me to go home and change and go back. Yes, I know first date and we did the deed.

but it was fun and it was worth it. I really hope I see him again. So anyway, I just had to say hi and let you know that I broke my dry spell. And I hope you're having a great weekend and I'll talk to you soon. Bye. Okay, I have a lot to say about this. First of all, right as we're coming off a dick size, when you come across a thick one, it can be quite exciting.

Also, when you're not having sex for a long time, and I was in the long dry spell, so I get it. It really does something to your confidence and this thing about feeling unwannable, like sometimes just getting dick down solves a lot of problems for the ladies. What do you think? Listen, she's got a new guy, he's got a big dick. She needs to know how to be stretched.

I just think it's funny. It is like a confession. I felt like this was like a serious confession. She figured out how to squirt. She did go through a dry spell. And I do think that, yeah, when you're in a dry spell, the best thing to do is just get back on the horse. And she is. Thank God. When she was talking about feeling wanted, I was like, okay, is there anything coming up? And I was so happy when she said she's now

got this guy. And her problem is he's too big, which is so hilarious. Considering what we just talked about. I know. I know. I know. I don't know. I've never had that problem. Oh, I did. I met a guy. And I think this woman when she was going on about her unwanted thinks that something about at least he could talk. My guy with a really big dick. That was the problem. He couldn't talk. He was like the hottest guy. I knew for a fact, he lived in the city that he had been married to a very famous model from like the 80s, 90s, like someone you would know. And he was married to her. So when I see that model around, I'm like, I don't know how she's walking because she was married to this guy with this cock. And he was had to be the most gorgeous man I've ever seen. He looked exactly like Tommy Lee. And I'm sorry,

but he is gorgeous. And his dick was a grower. Okay. And when it started to grow, when I was playing with it, it turned into, I used to say a baby's arm, but after having a baby, it was way bigger than a baby's arm. It was like a man's arm. Like, it started to grow into something that I had never seen before. Meanwhile, I'm listening to this guy was like a dumb as a doorknob. Okay. And there was some sort of political thing going on and he was spewing politics and he didn't

know what the fuck he was talking about. It was the biggest turnoff. And I'm sorry, but his dickens. was way too big. I was like, what do you expect me to do with that is what I said to him? And he was like, oh, it's not even fully hard. It was the thing I had ever seen. There's no way you could have got it in your mouth. I think you could eventually get it into your pussy because this woman's wondering how you can be stretched. You can be stretched. People have babies, obviously. That part of your body can be stretched. Okay. So she will get used to it after he bangs her out a bunch of times.

Ed, what's going to happen to her? What's going to happen to her is she's going to become like a size queen. Because me and you talk about loving big dicks because we had that guy or the two guys that had a big dick. And you do get used to it and that filled up feeling feels great. Yes. I try to use the big dick guys sparingly because I do not want to be in the side screen category. I feel like once you go that route, it's hard to come back from it. And I don't want to be stuck in that lane because the really big dick guys are few and far between.

And I still enjoy the average size dick, even maybe a little bit smaller. I have a wide range. I'm equal opportunity. You can get those big dicks in there. I'm here to tell you it just takes good loop and especially after an orgasm. Do you notice that? Do you have multiple orgasms? No, but I could go 20 minutes later.

But no, not one. and then I could just put something, it didn't go another. But no, if the more turned on I am, the more I stretch out, I once bought a huge toy. I once bought a huge toy by accident. And it wound up showing up and it was like big like that guy's cock. When I used it a couple times and it was like the best orgasm ever, but it wasn't like something I'd be able to take on the daily. But the more turned on you are, the more relaxed you are, the more welcoming you are. I do think some people have smaller vaginas.

I do feel like mine got tighter in menopause and that happens to women. This woman sounds a little bit older. She might be a little bit on the small side just anatomically. Is that the correct word? Or she might be after menopause and she got a little tighter. But I think the way she's going to get stretched out is just by continuing to fuck this guy and then she's going to love it. And yeah, you're going to become a size queen. But like we said before, if she met another guy and he's smaller, she'll eventually get used to.

It doesn't ruin you forever as the point. That's what I think. It didn't ruin me forever, though I did like it when I had it at the time. Yeah. So my advice to her is she was saying, how do I accommodate a big guy? Do you stretch yourself out? I say, hell no. Preserve that pretty pussy privilege girl.

Don't try to stretch it out. But I have a special occasion dildo that's big like the toy you mentioned. I call it my special occasion delto because when I'm feeling like I want that really just full stuffed to the brim, stretched out feeling, I use that. And because it's so big, it's the size of that thing that makes me squirt while I'm fucking it. While I'm in my fantasy land there, I squirt all over that thing because it's just so big. I'm with her. I can't squirt just normally on a guy's dick. His dick has to be above average and then I can, depending on if he's using it the right way. but that's harder to do.

But definitely if you put your fingers in there, you can make me squirt and it feels really good. But with my special occasion dildo, I use it sparingly. I am a little afraid. I share a little bit of her concern. I know your pussy goes back after you, after I use it. But I feel if I use it a lot during the week, I'm a little looser. And so I avoid using it at all. If I know I'm with regular partners and I'm going to be seeing them that week.

Yeah, that's like a vibrator. you don't use it. But what's your advice to her? Like maybe get a bigger dildo, not the huge one like you're talking about that's going to that you really have to prep for. Just get one that's around his size and maybe practice a little bit. Yeah. And then use that a couple times before you see him that week. And also good lube. So like the big dildo that I have, no matter how lubricated I get for insertion, I need some lube on there. I cannot get it in. It's hard. My favorite lube. is fuckwater. Have you ever used that? I know, but I like that. I like the name. That's a great. That's a great name. Fuckwater. Isn't that a great? Yeah, it's a good name. Yeah. I was in a sex store. And when I saw the name, I was like, that's brilliant. I swear by it. I think it's the best lube I've ever used. And I'm, I would consider myself a connoisseur. So try the fuck water. And I think that really hopes get the big ones in. And it lasts a long time. It doesn't just wear right off. So that would be my recommendation. She won't get stretched out. We all know Pussies go back. Oh my God, for sure. And maybe she'll be with him forever.

She sounded older. She's not going to be like dating 10 different guys. Like maybe this is the one and maybe this is the one and only. Maybe this is the guy. So maybe she doesn't have to worry about that. Yeah. No, I hope so. I just, you know how great it feels when you just have amazing sex. So she's definitely riding that high and I hope she gets to keep writing it. Yeah. Literally. Exactly. Okay, so here's, here is the next caller. This is Jay. Here's his voice.

Love your show. I wanted to call in and say you really should do another show on Dix. Your last episode focused pretty much only on size as related to PIV sex only. Don't feel bad. Everyone seems to do that. But there is a lot more to sexual activity than penis and vagina. Let's start with hand jobs. If you're working with a small dick, you're pretty much going to be using only your fingers.

Once you get into average territory, you can use your whole hand to stroke up and down. When you step up to a really long dick, you can use both hands simultaneously as there is so much to play with. Once you segue into oral with that same really big unit, you can continue to caress with both hands in a stroking and twisting mode while having enough length left over to completely swallow and lick the head. As a receiver, that feels fantastic. Finally, if a couple enjoys an occasional bout of penis between the breasts, every inch of length helps. That's all for now. Hey, guys, I can tell you exactly what girls are into, okay?

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There's a lot of different things. things you could do at hand jobs and people shouldn't knock them until you try them. I used to think, oh, who cares about hand jobs? And then I had a friend who got a lot of them in places where they do those kinds of things. And he was like, oh, there's no pussy out there that could do what two hands at the same time can do. So the two hand move that he talked about was great. I was obsessed with this guy. He was funny. Okay. When I listened to this, it got me thinking about the different ways other than penis to vagina, things I've done with dicks. I don't know if this turns you want, but Cowboy and I have this thing where he will put.

his dick between my legs. He won't put it inside me, but I'll make my legs really tight. And his dick is rubbing across my clit. And I'm just squeezing my thighs as tight as I can. And he's getting a lot of friction. And the head and shaft of his cock are going right up and down on my clit. It feels amazing. It's actually one of my favorite things. And then when he comes, it's all outside on my pussy lips and then my clit. It feels so good. Do you ever do anything like bad. No, but so I literally just take some girl yesterday who told me that her guy like to, she like to give her guy thigh jobs. And it sounds like exactly what you're talking about. But you're also talking about it like rubbing in between your pussy and then you also squeeze your

legs. So it's just like in there. Yeah, that's like a good if you're fucking two from behind, like to squeeze your legs and have that. Yes. Oh, it actually feels really good. It's underrated, but it's really good. That is actually the way I had my first orgasm. My guy was like spooning me doggy style and rubbing in between my legs and my pussy his cock and I had my first orgasm and I just remember being so happy that I had one. But yeah, it was like when I was super young. But so I don't do that move that much now, but it is a good move. There is so many different things you could do besides just like fucking putting it in.

That's hot. Like I said, I don't think a lot of people think that hand jobs are like the way to go. But I learned that they could be. super hot and there are so many different things you could do. Think about it. Why did that Hock to a girl become so popular? Spit on the dick, spit on your hand. Yeah. Not just when you're blowing, but you do it when you're going to do a great hand job. And you want to always use your hand when you're blowing at the same time for sure. Absolutely. Yeah, I say there should be no hand idle. Both your hands should be doing something and your mouth. The other thing, too, is when you have the dick

between your legs, depending on if it's from the back, I will put my hand down there and put extra pressure on the bottom of his dick right there on the head and just push up so that it is rubbing. I get the nice pressure on my clit from the head of his dick. And that feels so good. Yeah. Of anybody doing like armpit fucking. When I listened to this, it made me think about, I've had a couple callers that called in and said, would you talk about armpit sex?

and I'm just like, I've never done that. Oh, I was very into armpit licking. And listen, armpit anything does make sense. Okay. Anywhere you can be tickled, okay, you can be an erogenous zone. Sorry. I have gone down

fucking town on people's armpits and they were like, what the fuck? Yes. You are freaking. Yeah. They got to wipe off the deodorant because it's disgusting, okay, to get in your mouth. but I have also had guys go down on my armpits, you know, with me asking, I was always the one

that was like, fuck I could do it. And oh my God, just like other parts of your body, someone starts licking your armpit and there is a direct connection to your pussy. Like you feel it down there. They are 1,000% connected. And to me, it's no different than the numbers. They're going down on me. Like, I like them to hold my arms down and fucking go down to my armpits, like hardcore. I probably could come from that. And like I said, I've tried it on guys and they all enjoy it. It's the same thing. Think about it. It's why you're being tickled. Why do you get tickled under your armpits? Because there's obviously a thousand nerve endings there. So wherever there is those nerve endings, you could get off. I bet you could go down on like the inside of someone's elbows. All those places that are like have more nerve endings,

it's hot. So I've never had a dick be put in there. I don't think that would do it. But a tongue and the wetness and going to town, oh my God, it's super hot. You have to try it. But you got to take your deodorant off because it's disgusting. I've done it before like in the heat of the moment. And I won't stop just because the taste gross. But you can't have the deodorant. Wash it off and then go to town. And it's really hot, actually. Feels great. Yeah, I've never considered that. But you're selling me on the idea. Yeah. And I don't sell shit. I don't believe in. Okay, just so you know, I believe in every one of my sponsors on my podcast. And I believe in armpit licking. Link it. No, seriously. It's not far from your boob and somebody licking my nipples feels really amazing. So maybe the armpits. Also, I never thought I would enjoy how erotic having my toes licked would be and sucked. Yeah. It actually feels pretty fucking good. Totally. Yes. You know, like it turns me on. It's the same thing. If somebody's doing something, it might click gets a heartbeat. Then I'm like, oh yeah, there we go. Yeah.

We're in business. Your clit has, I believe, posts to all different areas of your body. There is a weird place on my back. I can't really pinpoint it. One time, like, one of my boyfriends just started to make out with this one area of my back. And holy fucking shit. It's like in the top of my one side, right or left, it's like the same area on each side. And if a guy makes out with it, gives it like kickies, like you go to,

town on it. It is also like directly connected to my pussy. So I do think that there are like branches of nerves that are stretched from different parts to different parts and toes one of them. I've all like it's something I forget, just like the armpits. Like somebody did go to town on my toes once and I was like that feels fucking good. And you're like, oh, who knew? For sure. But it's not something I've done a million times because it's just I haven't been a lot of guys that have, we'll try that or into that. That's like a foot fetish guy. But who wouldn't be down for it? Because it does feel good if you wind up doing it for sure. Sure. Yes. No, I agree. And then what about guys will fuck anything, right? I'm not giving guys a bad name here, but, you know, like they'll fuck pillows and cock sleeves and pocketpussies and all that stuff. What's the weirdest thing you've ever masturbated with? Oh, God. Let me just see. I feel like you're getting a confession out of me. Let me try to think. Like, when I was younger, listen, when I was like really young, I found my clip by accident, like with a pencil. And then I think I would rub my clit on anything and have a,

orgasms like stuffed animals, Atari. Remember the Atari thing that you moved with, what is that called the joystick? The Atari joystick. Yeah, I used to use that. No, no. Then I have a seriously like horrifying story, but it is really funny. Should I confess it to you?

Do we have the time? Yes. Okay. So I had a boyfriend once and I was like always into DP, but I'm like I would never be with two guys, but I always like to be filled up in each or a friend. So I had a boyfriend over one day. And I was like, oh, fuck me, but let's do a DP.

When I had no toys or anything, so he's, go get a cucumber. So I went down and I brought up two. They were like different sizes. For some reason, there was two. So he, like, fucked me and then we used a cucumber. And but like my parents came home or something happened that I couldn't like dispose of them. And so I put them in something in my room. I think it was like a handbag or something.

Like I never used them again. It wasn't that. I used it with this guy. And I must have forgotten about them. I don't know. But so many years later, I was hanging. hanging out with my sister and her friends. And one of her friends was talking to me.

And she was like, what was the weirdest thing you ever did sexually? And I brought up the cucumber story. And she's, oh, my God, are you kidding? And she was like, we always thought you were using them by yourself because your sister found them in your room. So everyone was like fucking talking about me behind my back. They found these rotted cucumbers and were like, what the fun is doing? They never asked me. So they never knew the real story.

And it wasn't until I told her the story that she was like, oh, my God, and then they made fun. Anytime I ate cucumbers to this day, they look at me funny. Because I love cucumbers, but I'm like, there's the thing with Kathy and cucumbers because of that whole story. Yeah. I've definitely used a cucumber. One time, I think I mentioned this at some point on the show, but it was years and years ago. I used a baby aspirin bottle. Oh my God. I'm just trying to even think how that works. I can see that. Okay, so you put the top in first? No, I didn't use the top. I used. the top to grip it and put it in me, but I used the flat side, the bottom side to insert in first. And I needed to have that handle to move it in and out quickly. So I wanted the girthier side. Oh, yeah. When you're in Pid, I masturbated one time when I was traveling. It was over the holidays.

I was super horny. I didn't pack me toys or anything. I met my aunt's house and her guest room. I used the corner of her bed. Yeah. Of course. It's been bad before I left, though, and threw those sheets in the watcher. I was courteous that way.

Oh, my God. I love it. That's hilarious. There we go. I'm going to do a whole confession's episode of, like, strangest places you masturbated. You're the one that inspired it because of your confession. People will have to go listen to it. You aired that episode, right, where you confess to the weirdest place you jerk off.

And I'm going to do a whole episode on all the weirdest places people jerked off and stuff because I got a lot of confessions back off of my Patreon when I got that. question anyway. Okay, so we have one more voicemail. I'll just preempt it a little bit. This is a listener who has been listening to my show forever. She is really kind of a mirror image of me in a sense that she's doing exactly the same stuff I am and really she should have a podcast. She's just out there on the dating apps and she's given all these guys nicknames and so she always updates me but she's sharing a fun little naughty story. So this is Kay and here is her voicemail. Really love, I was listening to a couple of your episodes.

It was the cum-filled pussy one. And yeah, when I'm into a partner, I love their come like so much. I want it like everywhere like all over. And it's just yeah, there's this obsession to it. And I went over to when I was out the Germans like last, I don't know whatever it was. I like, yeah, we had sex like the first time. I didn't go to the bathroom, clean up. I like to have it, like, drip out slowly.

I know that it's drifting out. It's so gross. And then we had sex again. And I did the same thing. I just went home. I was like, fuck it. Like I need something to come when I get home. So, yeah, I understand the craze and the slight grossness to it, too.

But, yeah, I'm into it. But I also about nipple play, too. So yeah, so I'm actually really into nipple play, but if I'm into the guy, then it's good. It's one of my favorite things. It's so good. I like a dress too. The second round, I was on top of him, which again, we discussed this. It's usually not my thing.

But it has a really good dick, and I don't know. I'm into him, obviously. I was on top, and then he was playing with my nipples, and I kept on just having to do it, and I came on top of him, which he said he kicked tower tools to come. I know you and a lot of people have multiple orgasms in a session or whatnot. It's just not how my body works, but that is probably cool. It's just telling me how it works for me. But yeah, it was also sometimes when I'm on top, it's just like a super small orgasm that

again, and it's just like so lame and ridiculous. And I'm like that after that, but this was like good orgasm. It wasn't just like a dinky one. So, yeah, I don't know about that situation. I'm obviously into him, but I don't know. going to carry there. But I did see Nestor 2. He is just like also just I don't know so hot like us going at it. We always go multiple rounds every time like he goes kiss me goodbye and then we go back and pull each other into bed again. And it's just like it's just absolute every time. The chemistry

is just like so fucking counting me holding me. He curled them next to him like doggy style where they like wrap you up and they push your ass down or they like bring you up close to them just feel that body, that beat to them. And sometimes they're going, like, really hard. And afterwards, he was just, like, off of that soup. I'm lightheaded right now. And it's just, like, hot to see. And he's so cute.

So cute. But yeah, I have a date coming up with someone new next week. So we'll see. I'm still trying to do that. And then I have a date with that couple again next week, too. And then I'm leaving for Spain for two weeks. So I don't know about hooking up with anyone there. I'm with my friend.

So we will see. what happens. All right. Love you. And thanks again for those. And she neat episodes as always. All right. Bye. Okay. So Kay is a total beast. She's got multiple guys and she was commenting on an episode where it's about the craving of the guys come. If I really like a guy, oh my God, I cannot get enough of their cum. And I want multiple loads inside me. Just like the drip, everything. Nothing disgust me about it.

You can spray it all over my body. I want to be filled up multiple times. I love leaving. And then my panties are soaking wet with it coming out of me. It turns me on. It's almost like an aphrodisi. I don't know if how you feel about cum or what your thing is. But for me, that's crack.

if I really like a guy. Listen, I've never not interrupted somebody more in my life than you just now because you know what I know, Layla. There is nothing more that guys love than a girl that loves come. Okay. You and this girl should get on a call or I need her on my podcast to talk about her. You do. Yeah, no, really, I really do. Her calm obsession, okay?

there is something about women that are so into it that is fascinating. Those are my highest downloaded episode, swear to God. And it's hard to find. I'm not like obsessed with cum. I swallow, remember? I'll take a cum oyster. I've talked about cum before. Like no big deal.

But am I obsessed with it the way you were just talking around this girl? No. That's why I shut the fuck up because let me tell you what that girl was saying about how much she loves it. Every guy that was listening was getting like a little Woody. And then when you were going on about your thing, I'm like, does Layla know what she's doing right now? I'm just going to let her fucking go.

Because I have nothing to add. I don't care about cum, you know, as much as you do. I don't love it, but guys love girls that love it. I have more to say about it then. I can hear myself like a, I'm a cum hunter. Like, seriously. Oh, my God. That's hot. It's this animalistic drive.

Mm-hmm. And some of it, I think, is rooted in just this cavewoman, like, having this man who is this prime specimen, you want that DNA. You want to make with that guy and you want as much of it inside of you as you can get. And then you want the rest of it smeared around. If I really like a guy and if he pulls it out and does it on my stomach or right in my pubic hair or on my clit, I will grab it and shove it inside me. It feels good.

When your pussy is full of cum, it feels good. And then it gets even better. If you have a guy that can go multiple rounds and fill you up multiple times, and you just have this, I don't know, it's like this dirty, build up pussy full of cum. It's so erotic. It triggers my girl lizard brain. It's primal. You really want it.

But not every guide can trigger that in you. So if you enjoy his come and you're turned on by him and his DNA, oh, God, you just want it. You're greedy for it. You're needy for it. But it feels amazing on you inside you. It's like liquid gold. Well, let me ask you a question because I once did a jizz quiz because I was like obsessed with analyzing and judging guys who like to calm on girls' faces and stuff. And so I used to do a jiz quiz.

If you're a guy, do you like to come on the face? And if your girl, do you like when it's done to you? I personally don't like it. But a lot of people do. Are you someone that loves com so much that like you love it in your face, like on your pussy? Like when you say you would love like Pukaki, they call it, like just tons of com. It sounds like this girl that I called in would love that.

But what about you? Are you like that hardcore that you get into being a little degraded with it? Because that's how I feel it is with a jizz on your face. But that could be hot to some people. Okay, so normally, no, but with the right person, yes. Usually if I get jizz on my face, it's a punishment. And that's because I've been naughty. So, of course, I like it.

I like it by been naughty and a guy's, oh, fuck, no. Now you're going to be punished. And it's like when a guy puts his come on you externally, he's claiming you. He's just like marking his turrets. Yeah. It's hot. It's hot to be claiming. Normally, I'm like, don't come on my face.

I don't like that. Don't come on my eyelashes. This was Cowan. He just ripped me out of the shower because I wasn't doing what I was supposed to. He ripped me out of the shower, got me on my knees right there and just came all over my face as a punishment. But it was hot. So it was a punishment, as I like to call. I like that.

Yeah, that's a little subpoena. I can see that. Listen, if a guy's fucking me and I'm with him and we're not using condo. It is a turn on to feel them come inside me. It's been a turn on to feel it like dripping out after. I could get into shit like that for sure. But I'm not as obsessed with it as you are and this girl is. But I know that just makes you hotter than me.

Because guys love that. They do. I don't know. Yeah. It has to be the right person. I don't want every guy to some Joe Schmoe off the street. No, I'm not just talking just about those on the face. I'm just saying in general, how.

much you just for the past 10 minutes talked about how much you love Jiz. That makes you hotter because let me just tell you there's there's so much you can tell about a guy by his load. Like I'm the load examiner. Number one, I just like to know how full he can get me with his cam, how built up it is that tells me how often he's having sex. If it's chunky, then I know what his diet is. He's dehydrated or not. I love to take pictures of it. These are my little prizes. Oh yeah. Oh, you're like Dexter. You're like the Dexter. You're like the Dexter. of come. This is totally.

Yes. I love that. I have a really funny story. I took this picture and there's just come all over, coming out of me all around, on my lips, on the top of my clit. It's just everywhere. And no joke, it looked like the Virgin Mary. To the God, the way my lips were folded and then had the top of my clit. the way the wood was pulled back. It looked like she had a veil over her. I swear to you.

You know how people, you know. That's like art. That's like art. Someone should do like the Virgin Mary. It'd be very controversial and they'd get a lot of press like the Virgin Mary covered in jizz. People are horrified right now. But it's very controversial. But you know how people send these pictures in where they think they see a shadow? Yes. You see the Virgin Mary. Listen, I'm Catholic. I'm sorry. I'm blasphemous right now. But it looked like the Virgin Mary. I dare anybody to deny. That looks like the fucking Virgin Mary. there. That is the D-Virgin, Mary. I'm D-Virgin, I think.

No fucking virgin with all that jizz on her face. Oh my God. No, totally. Totally. But it did. It looked like, yes, it did. I'm not joking. So it was quite funny.

Anyway, I still have that. Yeah, I love it. I love. Like I said, I just let you in that girl talk to end this episode because this was the the best one to leave for last because I don't know about your audience. And if you notice that I know that mine, love a girl that loves come. Yes. So listen, Kay, if you're listening, you're coming on my show.

Layla's going to give me your information. She's going to give me your information. And we're just going to talk about your love of come. I'm telling you, she's got so many stories. We've swapped step back. I love her. She is a woman after my own heart. And she would be great to be on your show.

I highly recommend her coming on. Yeah, I love her. These, these. They weren't so much just. questions. To me, they were like confessions, too. They were exactly like confessions. I love these confessions that you brought to the table. They were perfect. At first I was thinking, I'm just going to title this episode, Dix. Like, oh, we were talking about what's Dix, but it went into all these different directions. It was super fun listening to them all with you. Yes. I thank you

for coming on and listening to my listeners and what they voicemail me about because it was so much fun to comment on what your listeners leave you. And I think absolutely we need to know, this is a series. I say we do it. Yeah, we do because I do them every other week I'm going to do, we'll do our confessions and every other week we'll do yours. We could do that. And so we'll, and we both will air them on our casts. And so we'll get a little bit of both because my listeners like yours love when I talk to you and they love our episodes and our girl talk episodes and these are confessions episodes right but it does wind up to be a girl talk episode too because we wind up talking about a lot of things as well so it's always super fun to do this i can't wait to hear more of your listeners confessions because

they were fucking great and then next week you'll be on with me so thank you so much kathy i appreciate you commenting on my listeners the voicemails it was so great to have you on I'm going to air this on my podcast. I will put the link to your podcast as well, Curious Girl Diaries, as well as your, should give them your website? Tell people how they can find you. Yeah, absolutely. So you can find me.

The easiest thing is just if you want to get all my socials and you want to maybe leave me a voicemail, you go to my website, the curious girldiaries.com and you can get links to everything you need, all things Curious Girl on my website. Okay, love it. Thank you. All right. Bye. Bye. Okay, I just want to tell you before you go that my book, it's called Strictly Anonymous Confession, Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers, is now available not only in paperback and ebook, but you can pre-order the audiobook. It's still not going to be out until August

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