Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 927 - NAUGHTY CONFESSIONS- He Slept with His Sister in Law, She Got Pregnant by her Married Boss, She Had a Threesome in a Gas Station and More

Episode Date: September 25, 2024

Tune in to hear a bunch of naughty confessions and then hear me and Layla discuss them. First, you'll hear from a guy who screwed his future sister-in-law, then you'll hear from a girl who was got pre...gnant by her married boss, then from a guy who is totally cheating on his wife and has no regrets and lastly, you'll hear from a woman who had a mff threesome at a gas station. Then you'll hear Kathy and Layla discuss Layla's secret affair she had with her father's much older ex-business associate and what they use to do together, how and why she got wired to dig wealthy older guys after that, how most people get wired by their first sexual experiences, how and why men and women cheat for a lot of the same reasons, how Layla feels about a woman who withholds sex from her marriage, Kathy's bathroom sex and how and why to can be hot, how and why Layla is a self professed pillow princes and Kathy is a cuckquean plus a whole lot more. For more Layla content, click here: https://www.thecuriousgirldiaries.com/ **To see anonymous pics of my female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at strictlyanonymouspodcast@gmail.com or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confesss while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://bluechew.com Get your first month FREE! https://butterwellness.com/ Try the Butter Wellness perineum massager and use code STRICTLY for 20% off your entire order Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 If you want to be on the show, it's called strictly anonymous because I change everyone's voices. I also change people's names. You could call me from an anonymous number. I don't really care to know who you are. I just want to hear your true story. So if you have a naughty, true story that you want to talk about while remaining anonymous or not anonymous, you could be on the show. Send me an email, Strictly Anonymous Podcast at gbell.com, or go to my website,
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Starting point is 00:03:19 Okay. All you got to do is go to sDC.com and use my code 37712. or just go to the description and click on the link for your free trial. Okay, listen. So today I have on a confessions episode and I got my girl Layla on talking to me with me about all the confessions. A lot of them are cheating confessions, very naughty and salacious. First we talked here from a guy who fucked his sister-in-law, then a girl who was
Starting point is 00:03:45 banging her boss and got pregnant. And we hear from a guy who considers himself a scumbag cheater. And he explains why. And then we end it with a hot one that has nothing to do with cheating. And it's just a hot threesome that goes down between a girl and her boyfriend and another girl in a gas station. Okay. She explains the dirty details on that one. That's the one we end on.
Starting point is 00:04:08 A lot of times for these confessions episode, not only do you get confessions of that people talking. You get mine and Layla's confessions. You hear a lot about Layla's hook up with her inappropriate person. She was banging when she was younger. We talk about all kinds of things, including cheating. And we get heavy into that as well as cuck-queaning. And I don't know what else. We talked about a lot of stuff on this podcast episode.
Starting point is 00:04:33 You're going to love it. It's always fun when I'm on with Layla. People always love those episodes. You're going to love this one. The confessions are great. Our confessions are great. So I'm going to get right to it and be right back on with the first confession. Hey, Kathy.
Starting point is 00:04:46 I just want to call me to make a confession about who I shouldn't have sex with. And that person would have been my future sister. while she dated my brother for years, but there was always like a sexual attraction between us. We were always flirting. Sometimes she would show me like the color of her panties or her bra and stuff like that. There was definitely some sexual attraction between me and her. And after a few years, she ended up getting pregnant by my brother and she was going to get married. She was like two months pregnant, I guess. She came to my apartment and told me that she just wanted to fuck and get it out of her system. And we did. We screwed for like over an hour. It was, like,
Starting point is 00:05:22 some of the most passionate hot sex I ever had. They ended up getting married. We didn't do anything while they were married or anything like that. We remained close. After several years, she ended up divorcing my brother, and she came back by my house after that, and we ended up fucking again. Just that one time, it was very hot and sexual,
Starting point is 00:05:43 but looking back, it's probably somebody I shouldn't have had sex with, but if I had to do it all over again, I'm sure I would. Thanks for listening, I love your show. I give him credit. At least he's honest. I give him credit at the end where he's like, you know, it's probably someone I shouldn't have fucked. But if I had to do it over again, honestly, I do it. But I do it again. Now, listen, unfortunately, cheating sex, the naughtier it is, unfortunately, sometimes the hotter it is. That's why this was so supercharged. I mean, come on. It just adds to the whole thing. I mean, this girl is so super naughty, the fact that she would,
Starting point is 00:06:22 like flirting with him even before they had sex of things that she was doing. She was like seducing him. Oh, well, and especially the pregnancy sex. You know her hormones are going crazy and she just wanted to just get fucked like a bitch and heat. I love that feeling when you just, that animalistic carnal just drive takes over you and you're just like, I just need to get fucked. And that's what she wanted and she got it. And I guess he was obviously happy to deliver. There is something very naughty about these kind of incestuous family affair type scenarios. I love watching that on porn. Oh, really?
Starting point is 00:07:02 Who do you want to be in this scenario? The sister-in-law? Yeah. Yeah. Because she's the one with all the control. Yeah. And she's got these two hot guys. And obviously, they're probably both attractive, right?
Starting point is 00:07:15 They're related. Makes sense to me. Like, why wouldn't you want to keep it in the family? She should have thrown the dad in there, too. I had a guy once who fucked his dad's girlfriend because his dad used to fuck his girlfriends. It was like a family affair like that too. But this is, yeah, this is like super naughty because I don't know how long his brother was
Starting point is 00:07:36 married to that girl, but like, I don't know. To me when you were cheating so close to home, it's the most fucked of kind of cheating to me only because that's sister-in-law. Think about how many sort of family occasions and times they were. all in the same room and no one ever knew that she like, fuck this guy, the brother, his brother. I know. So bad. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:07:58 But it was thrilling. I mean, that's added to it. It was thrilling to them. I had a guy that I dated for a while. Turns out his brother was fucking his stepmom. And that caused the divorce between the dad and the stepmom. The brother and the stepmom had been fucking for years. Yeah, that's crazy.
Starting point is 00:08:17 I've heard those stories. I mean, these are like. Isn't that crazy? Yes, totally. Didn't you have some. Somebody, weren't you fucking somebody that was like really naughty? Who was the person that I'm trying to think, I'm trying to think of one for me that I could confess to. But didn't you have some?
Starting point is 00:08:29 Was it your father's boss or your father's friend? Who did you fuck that was naughty? Oh, yes, yes. Oh my God. That was naughty. See, kind of the same thing, but not quite. My dad's ex-business partner. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:43 And it was, I don't know why. There was something really naughty and wrong about it. And I remember him telling me, oh, do you remember that day when you showed up? to this one project and you had these little overalls on and da da da da da da da and you just look so cute and i was like no but it stuck out in his head and obviously there was i don't know we just kind of something about him he was sexy i wanted him he would pick me up from school he would write me notes to get me out of school pick me up in his mercedes convertible and take me shopping like at all these really high end super fancy stores and in my catholic schoolgirl uniform
Starting point is 00:09:19 him. This is after you fucked him? Oh yeah. We were like, we had an affair for a while. We were doing this for a while. It wasn't just one time. Oh, then you're going to love the next confession. It's kind of like similar a little bit. But wait, well, because I know her whole story. She's super young and she's like banging you like older inappropriate guys. How old were you and how old was he again? Yeah. So I would have been about 17 and he would have been, oh my gosh. I mean, probably in his 40s, I would assume. Oh, my God. Yeah, my parents got married young and had me when they were like 21. So he's about the same age as my dad who was, yeah, so probably like a 23, he's probably 23 years older than me. Yeah, but that scenario of him bringing that up, like he had been eyeing you. You're this young, very inappropriate.
Starting point is 00:10:11 You don't cross that boundary chick in his life, okay? And he threw that out there, that overall scenario because he wanted to bang you. Like that was his way in. Oh, yeah. He tied me up. I mean, he did some kinky shit with me. He tied me up to the bed. I mean, just all kinds of crazy stuff.
Starting point is 00:10:29 He was, but he was really good. He just, I love those, I don't know, about those older men. They really fuck you good. Well,
Starting point is 00:10:38 listen, you were probably very inexperienced at that point in your life. I was 17. Here comes a guy who's, you know, been there, done that. Was he married?
Starting point is 00:10:46 Was he cheating on his wife? No, No, he wasn't married. He was. So I was his babysitter. So previously when I was growing up, and then that was my dad's business partner. I also babysat their children. And yes, at one point, he was married.
Starting point is 00:11:03 His wife was good friends with my mom and her friend group. I mean, it was a scandal. Yeah. And then at one point, down the road, my mom found out and was just like, I think, threatened him within an inch of his life. She found out that you were banging him? Yes Oh my God They could have taken him to jail
Starting point is 00:11:24 No? I know I know they could have I know How many times Did you fuck him like tons Oh gosh I mean more than I can count
Starting point is 00:11:35 This went on for I probably about six months Oh my God And was the whole like Were you thinking like Oh my God I'm fucking the guy I used to babysit for
Starting point is 00:11:45 Oh my God I know his ex-wife Oh my God This is my father you are right oh yeah I thought he was so sexy I mean he was mature he was rich he would spoil me just like it was like this pretty woman fantasy
Starting point is 00:11:58 I mean oh my god he was yeah back then I mean he was hot and he was a lot of women wanted him I mean so I kind of felt like oh oh my god but you were so fertile at that age did you use condoms with him yes absolutely so you did he was smart about it
Starting point is 00:12:17 well yeah Yeah. Well, I'm going to lead into my next. I feel like you're going to have a lot to say about my next confession. This leads into the next one perfectly. So hold on and I'm going to get to the next confession. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I'm going to lead into my next confession. I feel like you're going to have a lot to say about my next confession. This leads into the next one perfectly. So hold on and I'm going to get to the next confession. Hey, Kathy, just following up on the email that I sent pretty much to summarize my fucked up love life story. I've been with a man, a 40-year-old man, I'm 25. A 40, he's 42 now. But I've been with him for about a year or so. Dated him pretty much halfway through my marriage. So I had an affair with him.
Starting point is 00:13:02 I got divorced because we pretty much got emotionally involved with each other. Shortly after moving to a new state, I got pregnant. I am now seven months pregnant. When I confessed that I was pregnant, he not confessed, but when I told him that I was pregnant, He pretty much confessed that he was still married. So, yeah, this is the guy that was basically my boss for a very long time, and he would tease me at work, and I would be his good girl inside of work and outside of work. At work, he would pretty much put his hands under my shirt, and I would let him and just whispered good girl
Starting point is 00:13:38 and kind of degraded me. I always thought that was hot too. He would calm me his blood and his core whispering in my ear while at work. No one ever found out anything. But yeah, I've always been into older men. Ever since I was 16 or 15, I've always slept around with 30-year-olds and 40-year-olds ever since I was 16. I always found that sexy. And just to have a boyfriend or a baby daddy now, that's, like, way older than me.
Starting point is 00:14:05 I still find it hot. And even though he's married, I actually say, I still am with him and a school dating him. I like the idea of me being a secret from his current wife. but I also have a baby on the way, so I have no idea how to navigate the situation. Okay, can you believe that story? And I put, just so you know, and I'm not going to give any of it away. I have already talked to her, and I have a whole episode tape with her, okay, with a lot more details, but we have enough details in this confession to go the fuck off.
Starting point is 00:14:38 So why don't you start because you're kind of like her. You like the older men. You've been in this scenario where you're cheating with a guy kind of thing, having an affair, kind of, I don't know, similar to your story to me for some reason. Yeah, it wasn't an affair, but absolutely we had a dirty secret that we didn't want any people to find out about and that made it very hot. And the older guys are sexy. Like I said, he's just all that attention on you from somebody that's older and powerful and has, you know, is good in bed. Oh, it's intoxicating. So I can totally get where she's coming from.
Starting point is 00:15:13 that was sort of a twist and turn there where she reveals that he was still married and she didn't know this. I don't know how she missed that when she worked with him. Well, yeah, well, because listen, you know how many women are like banging guys who say they're separated and they're completely still married and they're fucking lying? I mean, I feel like that happens all the time. And she's- I do too, but not when you work with them, though. You have to know, like, how could you not know? Oh, well, I'm going to tell you.
Starting point is 00:15:42 No, because he would come into work from an offsite. He was like a little far away. He came into work like he didn't work full time in that office. So that's how it makes sense. But anyway. Okay, okay. All right. But you know, listen, a lot of guys will tell a woman, oh, my God, I'm totally separated.
Starting point is 00:16:00 And then the woman finds out that the guy is not only not separated, but he's still married and not just married, sometimes very happily married. No guy that's cheating on his wife. Is ever going to tell a girl, oh, by the way, I love my wife and things at home are great. But split screen, he's telling you how he, his wife's a fucking nag. He's, they hate each other. They never talk split screen. He's there kissing her ass when he's at home.
Starting point is 00:16:26 They're just staying together for the kids. Blah, blah, blah. Yeah. But he's just cheating. You know what I mean? It's not, it's a lie. That's what was going down. That's what happened.
Starting point is 00:16:35 But, you know, how are they not using condoms? This is why I asked you like you're using condoms with that guy, right? Because, you know, he's fucking a. 17-year-old girl. He better put a condom on. If not, if something happens, whose fault is that at this point? This is a guy whose, her guy is actually married, not divorce, lying about it. And he's fucking her. How are they not using condoms? She winds up pregnant. Well, maybe she, I'm sure she told him, guys are stupid when it comes to putting a condom on. Let's just get that out. Like, it's so easy to talk a guy out of a condom if you really want to. No, it's the other way around. You don't have to ever talk a guy out of
Starting point is 00:17:12 a condom. He's always going to try to talk you out of it. No, I know. That's what I'm saying. Totally. So he, I think, I think his, his whatever testosterone brain took over and maybe, maybe she told him she was on birth control. I don't know. I'm sure did she say I'm not on. I can, I am not going to, I got the real story to this. I don't think, listen, we're just going to riff on what we know, okay, but what I know on top of this story, as well as her backstory of all the other married guys and older men that she fucked when she was younger. You will not believe.
Starting point is 00:17:48 It's like one of my most favorite episodes. I kind of like Jerry Springer type episodes where I'm getting the most salacious, crazy, insane story that you're like, you just can't make this shit up. I've had a couple of them on recently, and this is another one, and I'm airing her next Tuesday so everyone can stay tuned. But, you know, let's just stick to the facts that we note here.
Starting point is 00:18:07 The fact that this guy is fucking her and he's lying and without a condom. I don't care how it came up to be. Whatever happened, it's stupid because he was obviously has this whole other life going on. Now these worlds are going to collide. There's no way he's going to keep this a secret forever.
Starting point is 00:18:26 I don't know. I mean, I have all the details in there. But her whole thing, though, she said on this, and this is what reminded me of you, she does like older guys, married guys. It is a little similar to that young Layla
Starting point is 00:18:38 who was like fucking that guy and was like really into it because of the salaciousness of it all. Unfortunately, I have a lot of cheating stories on this episode. And unfortunately, sorry to say, but sometimes cheating sex. And I look at your sex with your father's boss is kind of like cheating in that, you know, it's a secret kind of a thing that's really naughty. The naughtiness of it adds to it. It makes it so fucking hot, hotter than if you met that guy in a bar and you were allowed
Starting point is 00:19:07 to fuck. It's just a. Yeah. Yes, because I dated, I fucked a lot of older guys when I was, you know, younger. That was my thing. I just loved older men. I thought they were great, didn't want to mess around with anybody my age. I thought guys my age were stupid.
Starting point is 00:19:22 And I just, yes, loved hot older guys. Probably maybe, you know, I'm sure I've come across one that was lying and married. It happened to me in the very beginning of this podcast, the very first guy that I hooked up with. and we were totally, the sex was fucking amazing. Now, I didn't even know he was married until I figured it out. And then, of course, I shit, Candace asked, taught me a good lesson. But there was something, even though I didn't know, there was just something so hot about him. And I think it's, I don't know, they fuck better.
Starting point is 00:19:58 They just, they're into it more. I don't know what it is. But him and I had amazing chemistry. It was, I was bummed when I knew I had to let that go. I was like, damn it. But let me ask you this. Was it, did the older guys come after that first guy that was your dad's business partner? Or was the older guy thing always there in place?
Starting point is 00:20:17 Because sometimes we do get wired into certain things because of our first experience. This girl who actually called in, by the way, I get her whole backstory. And when you hear her whole backstory, she was wired into a very naughty situation with an older man from the get-go. And that is on the actual episode. So I'm wondering in your scenario, this whole infatuation with older guys and everything. Did it happen after that first older guy that you had? Because sometimes you get wired into things,
Starting point is 00:20:45 especially your first experiences. Do that to you? Yeah. Oh, absolutely. This was the second guy, only the second guy I ever sucked with. Oh, so there you go. It was just like mind blowing, right?
Starting point is 00:20:57 And he was so good. And I was having orgasms. And I was just like, whoa. And yeah, from there, that became my flavor. I just got hooked on it. Older guy, I dated. probably all through my 20s older guys. Older, rich, powerful guys.
Starting point is 00:21:11 That just was my thing. Because that's what he was. Because that's what he was. Yeah, he imprinted on me for sure. Yeah, that's what happens. You're very early on scenarios. Definitely wire. I'm definitely wired to be a cuck queen because my first boyfriend was cheating on me like a
Starting point is 00:21:27 fucking maniac. He was like one of those bad cheaters that cheats on everybody like my friends. He was probably banging every single person we worked with. He was having sex with. I mean, he was just a total scum back, right? We were young. I was like 16. He was 21.
Starting point is 00:21:40 He was in a band. He was a bartender. I was the hostess in a restaurant. And he was just banging everybody. And everybody knew except me. And I think a lot of times, because I hear this with the cucks that call in the guys. And this is how I put it together for me. A lot of times people who have cheating scenarios happen to them very early on, like first time memories that you get.
Starting point is 00:22:01 You get wired into being really kind of jealous. But actually, you could flip that. and that same jealousy could turn into a turn on. And I didn't realize that until I started hearing these cocks on my show. And so I do think whatever those first experiences are, whether they're cheating experiences, like in my case or yours, you know, a much older man that's a specific type of guy that's so supercharged, right? It's like the best sex ever.
Starting point is 00:22:27 How does it not wire you to be into that eventually for sure? Oh, you get all that positive, yeah, that chemical positive reinforcement. I mean, yes, fuck yeah. I was about it for a long, long time. I wouldn't even consider a younger guy. No, just, or a guy my age, no. That was, I wasn't even attracted to them.
Starting point is 00:22:47 That's the strange thing. Like, I physically, even though their bodies were better, I did not like them at all. I was not turned on by them. Yeah, I just, I find an older, mature guy that had that certain look, that GQ look. And I was like, mm, all about it. Where were you guys banging by the? way. Because like in his car, I love cheating sex. No, his house.
Starting point is 00:23:09 Oh, he had a house because he was divorced. Yeah, he was divorced. So it wasn't, we didn't have that. That's the missing component there. He wasn't still married. He was divorced. But yeah, we fucked in his house. But that's the house I babysat his kids at. I'd been to that house from a tiny girl on up. It was very salacious that way. Yeah, unfortunately it is. That's what it is. And that's how you got wired into it. And yeah, there's just, a lot of like cheating sex that's going on in these scenarios. I have one more cheating story next and then we'll end with a hot one. So let's get to the next confession.
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Starting point is 00:25:41 I guess I'm just a scumbag or whatever, but I've been married to my wife for 26 years. The sex with her is just not there, and we've talked about it and done it and said, shit, I haven't had a blowdub in 25 years. I haven't been able to give her oral in that whole time. She became very religious and whatnot. Anyways, I had ran across a few girls here and there and had my sexual ex-posés, I guess. But I have one girl in particular that she's just really, really fun to be around sexually. And I'm never planning on leaving my wife. She knows that.
Starting point is 00:26:22 And in fact, she was married when we first met, and she got divorced. I think she was hoping that I would leave my wife, but I told her that was never going to happen. And then she met another guy. And she said, well, she had met this other guy. And I said, well, then you need to concentrate on him. And we'll just let things settle. So she ends up marrying that other guy and a couple of years into their marriage. He ended up getting killed at work or whatever.
Starting point is 00:26:46 We hadn't seen each other in a long time. And then I got back in touch with her here about a year ago, I guess now. We've been screwing around again. And the first time that we were with each other, she was really afraid of doing anal and stuff. She would do anything else. I mean, it was great. I got to eat pussy again. I got to lick her ass.
Starting point is 00:27:06 She'd suck my cock, everything. And all that was great. And she was willing. And we had these weird little sex phone calls all the times. And I would describe little fantasies about her and other people that she knows and this and that, us having these crazy sex jam things. But this time around, she allowed me to do anal on her, and now she just goes crazy. She's just always wanting anal.
Starting point is 00:27:30 She loves anal. She said she never knew she could like anal this well. But, you know, the thing is, I know I'm cheating on my wife, and I know it's not good and whatnot. I love my wife in so many other ways, and I support her, and she doesn't work or nothing, and I take care of her financially and everything else. And so anyways, as I was saying, sex is not enough for me to leave my wife. If people really stop and think about it, how much time during the day do you spend fucking? Seriously.
Starting point is 00:28:00 There's so much time that you're not fucking. And it's those parts of time. That's why I stick with my wife and whatnot. But yeah, I have some crazy-ass shit go on in my life since I was very young and stuff when I was very young and whatnot. Maybe I'll call in one day and tell you about that. I mean, I'm talking when I was nine years old, I was fucking two of the neighbor girls and whatnot. And yeah, I've had some pretty wild things go on sexually. And like I say, my wife just got very nothing.
Starting point is 00:28:34 And, you know, I can jack off and get as much pleasure as I can as fucking a woman that really doesn't let me touch or play or lick or any of that stuff. So we have sex, but it's not what I need type sex. So, yeah, I know I'm a sorry son of a bit, but, you know, I don't want to leave her out in the cold. And I don't want to lose everything I've worked for at the same time. And I do love. Okay, I couldn't wait to bring this one up to you because I know once a long time ago, and I bring you up all the time on my show whenever I do have a cheater story on my show, you were like, oh, I would never have a cheater on.
Starting point is 00:29:10 And here is a guy who I think there's a lot of things going down in this. confession that will get to all the anal they're having and all that kind of good stuff. I think we're both three input girls. Great. But, you know, the fact of his honesty about why he's cheating, as well as why he loves his wife and how, you know, to me, what's interesting is how he lays out that these both things can exist at the same time. And then when he gets very specific and explains, like, why would I ever leave my wife? Because like this sex part of the thing that I'm not really getting from her anymore. I'm getting it over there, but it's so tiny compared to everything else I have with my wife. So that's what he does. So I'm like, is he the biggest scumbag on earth? What is he supposed
Starting point is 00:29:55 to do in his scenario with his wife considering what went down? Could we just discuss that first? Yes. So after years of doing this show, I've heard this story so many times. I mean, it's rampant. and I actually, people aren't going to like this, but, you know, I blame the wife. I don't, I'm not saying that one justifies the other, but she's starving him sexually. And if you're with a man, you have to know how important sex is to them. It's how they're connecting with you. And so if she's not going to give him sex or she hasn't had a blowjob in 25 years or something like that, I mean, my God. I don't know what comes over these women and why.
Starting point is 00:30:42 they would do that to their partner. To me, it's kind of cruel. I feel sorry for this guy. Like I said, I'm not saying he's justified, but I think women should know that, hey, if you turn the sex spig it off, he's not going to be celibate for the rest of his life. And whatever he goes and does behind your back,
Starting point is 00:31:01 and as long as he's still taking care of you and a good guy, you should just shut up. And that's what, you know, you get what you get and you don't throw a fit. There we go. Well, hopefully you never find out. But I think, listen, I think these are really hard situations. I think the younger generation aren't going to be having these kinds of situations happen between them because they're much more open and honest.
Starting point is 00:31:21 And I think women and men are much more aligned and are on a very different page. But I think a lot of older people wind up in this position. First of all, when women go through menopause, if they are not on hormones and they lose their hormones and they don't stay on them. And if they're not fucking all the time, you don't necessarily need hormones. If you're banging the shit out of your husband and you're so horny for him, You'll keep horny. But most of the time what happens, a woman's in menopause, she's barely banging her guy anyway
Starting point is 00:31:46 because she's been with him for 40 years. You know what I mean? They had kids. They're older. She's not interested. Maybe once a month she's fucking him. And after a while, she has no hormone. She's not into it anymore.
Starting point is 00:31:54 So sex goes out the window. He's still pushing her. She thinks he's fucking gross and annoying and a pervert because all he thinks about is sex. But like you said, sex for a man is much more than just sex. You know, a woman was on the other day. Molly wrote in winter. She wrote a great book about being in an open marriage.
Starting point is 00:32:10 and her and her husband both went on Ashley Madison to look for lovers because they were both having lovers and they were with each other. But they wanted to be with partners that were with the other people too so that there wouldn't be any problems. Right. And she was like, oh, my husband's sort of experience on Ashley Madison was so much better. Like these women, like they hadn't been touched in a long time. They hadn't had compliments. They were just starved for this. But the men that I experienced were just like perverts. They just need to get laid. But I was like, you know what? I have to say something. Like a guy, that's cheating on his wife, a lot of times comes across in that way. And there is that philanderer
Starting point is 00:32:46 and that guy that's just doing it because he loves pussy and everything. But the majority of men that are cheating on their wife, if you really talk to them and you really get into the story, you'll find that they're cheating for the same fucking reason that women are. Because when the sex goes out the window, they don't feel wanted. They don't feel any of those things. They're doing it for the same reason they're not going to put that out there because men aren't vulnerable like women. They don't do that. But I get so many men that call into my show that are like, oh, I'm a scumbag cheater. And then I talk to them for an hour and I realize, no, you're not just cheating because you like variety and you could care less. You're cheating because you're not getting your needs mess. And it's the same reason why those women are cheating. Both people, whether it's men or women, want to feel wanted. Now, women feel wanted and loved in a very different way than men do. And that's where I think the problem lies, right? Women just think men are perverts when it comes to. to sex because they're just hitting you up and grabbing your ass all the time. But that's their way of connecting. That's their way of releasing stress. That's their way of feeling wanted. So if you take that off away from them, it's no different than the woman, the way she feels is she gets her stuff by
Starting point is 00:33:54 the man complimenting her, the man asking her how her day was, the man wanting to talk to her. That's how women feel wanted and taken care of. And so when that goes out the window, that's why she goes looking for another guy. It's the same shit. But I think men get the worst rap because they think it's just about sex, but I'm telling you underneath it all, it's the same reason, right? Am I saying that too wrong? You understand what I'm saying? You agree. No, I agree a thousand percent. Oh, a thousand percent. Men want physical intimacy the same way that women do. And that's just not acknowledged. But they need that. The only place they can get that intimacy is from their partner and it's through sex. Yeah. And if a woman shuts that off, it's the same thing as if your child comes up and says, I need a hug. You don't go,
Starting point is 00:34:39 Get out of here. You're so needy. Why do you need a hug? If that's your husband telling you, his penis needs a hug. This is what he needs. And they feel, same thing. I've talked to so many men and they're not just trying to be dirtbags. Some of them are.
Starting point is 00:34:55 But very few, most of them are just like they're missing that connection with their partner. And that's something that they need. And they feel rejected and they don't feel cared for. And all the kind of similar things. that women go through, they are experiencing that too. And so they are going to go out and get it somewhere else. And that's what women need to know. Eventually, you can only starve a dog for so long.
Starting point is 00:35:19 He's going to go eat somewhere else. And this guy, if he's still providing for her and doing all this great stuff, then quite frankly, like what I'm saying, then that's her tradeoff. And she has to know what the price of poker is. That's it. But hopefully she'll never know. And I think in this situation it's difficult, right? Because here he is married to a woman who gave up sex because she got really religious.
Starting point is 00:35:39 So you can't go to that woman and say, hey, can I have a free pass? Like, because somebody might say in this scenario, well, he needs to be honest. And if he wants to fuck around, then he should either tell her or leave. But like, how do you tell this woman who's like super religious? She's never going to go for it. But does she want to lose everything and give up everything that they have together? Like he said, that 95% of what they have going on just because he's going. I said she knows.
Starting point is 00:36:06 I don't think she doesn't know. I really don't. I don't think you live with somebody for that long. And you knew what their sexual patterns were before, that all of a sudden she may not want to think about it. It's not her favorite subject. But I don't think she's completely stupid and doesn't realize that he's probably getting it somewhere else. And it's just, you know, she doesn't know about it.
Starting point is 00:36:27 He doesn't bring it around her. And so she's fine with it. On some subconscious level, she has to know. Yeah. And to me, the worst kind of cheaters, the bottom of the barrel cheaters, like my first boyfriend like that girl that was married to the brother she's fucking his brother like those are the
Starting point is 00:36:43 worst kind because those are like nothing's wrong in their relationships they're just like naughty yeah they're just naughty and they're getting horny for bad shit for wrong stuff and they're just doing it and those are the guys that are like fucking their wives friends those are the cheaters that are terrible because
Starting point is 00:36:59 listen if you're going to do it because your wife hasn't given you sex and you fucking love her and stuff you better make sure she never finds because to me when guys are cheating in that real sloppy way and they're doing it with everybody and people that they know, that to me is sloppy. You're risking your wife finding out. And that's totally disrespectful to me worse than the guy who might be doing it because of this situation.
Starting point is 00:37:24 But he's like keeping it underwrapped. That's just my point. Which I'm not really saying that well. You know what I mean? No, I agree. No. And he's also stating that he has no intention. He doesn't want to leave his wife.
Starting point is 00:37:35 He's not going to leave his wife. and you know, he's just, this is just something he does to stay in marriage and have everything bump along. Yeah, he's very level-headed. He said what I loved about this one
Starting point is 00:37:47 and why I aired it, because I get a lot of confessions of people cheating, but I chose this one because I felt like he just sort of explained a couple points that were so key in the scenario, right?
Starting point is 00:37:58 Before you judge him, maybe when he says this, you might feel a little bit different. He was very honest. He feels like he's a scumbag. He doesn't feel like what he's, doing is right. He knows that it's wrong, but at the same time, he's giving the facts and they're
Starting point is 00:38:12 very difficult. Like, what is he supposed to do? And he does love his wife. It's just there's this one problem and he's very clearheaded enough to know that it's not the end all be all. And he's not getting lost in it, okay, which is cool, right? His ego isn't involved. I think some guys get lost in it. They need every girl to like them. That's another cheating type. That's a defect in that guy that needs to get women to like them because there's something wrong with him. Like this guy, it's not about that. It's just about him getting so a little physical action that he's never going to get at home ever again. So it's her.
Starting point is 00:38:47 It's like a dear Abby. I don't think he should have to go the rest of his life without getting a blowjob or going down on a woman. I mean, that's, she unilaterally made that determination for them. But it's a marriage. It's two yeses and one, no. And she just won't, she's not going to. just unilaterally say, okay, this is off the table. It's a very difficult problem and it's a very common one.
Starting point is 00:39:11 And unfortunately, what winds up happening is sometimes those guys do stray and what are you supposed to do? And I think at the end of the day, I hope that the women don't find out. I think, like I said, the younger people are more open about it and they're just live in a different way where... See, you're different. You're different. You're nicer than me on this one, Kathy. I feel, you know what? I mean, I don't hope anybody's marriage breaks down. If they are so inconsiderate and they just cannot see their way to giving their husband what he needs when he's this great provider, then I say, maybe you should have a little dose of it. I kind of think that they should know because.
Starting point is 00:39:49 Oh my God. Yeah, I fucking do. They deserve it these dishes. Oh, my God. Are you a girl hater? I see. I'm not a girl hater. I don't think it's fair.
Starting point is 00:40:01 I like common sense. And I just literally do not understand how you could be married to a man this long. And if he's been a good husband and like he said, 95% excellent, but you're just going to hold him ransom over this 5% and be a total bitch to him. You're going to get what you deserve. And you should know about it because it's hurtful to him. Yeah. Well, I think that it's better for them not to know because I think that these are women that grew up in a time.
Starting point is 00:40:31 where I don't know like they I don't know I just don't I don't agree with that thing I don't want the women to know I think it's way better just do your thing get your needs met at the end of the day when everyone drops dead like this guy's not in love with this other woman he loves his wife it's not changing
Starting point is 00:40:49 anything that's going to happen it's really not that big of a deal and it's so much better if she never finds out like I read the best cheating article ever it was a long time ago I still have the link I should put it in my Patreon. It was all about this guy who talked about cheating. He loved his wife. He just, he was a guy who just needed variety and always wanted and was always going to have it. And it was
Starting point is 00:41:10 like, he really talked about like how to do it the right way. Like you don't do it in your town. You don't do it with someone that you fucking know. Like you just do it when you're traveling. I would never have my wife find out. I totally love it. It just had its place. And there was never the wife to find out. And I feel like if you're going to do it, I say, keep your fucking wife. out of it. I don't want her to ever know. Let her live in her denial. Women of that generation live in denial very well. It's like our whole, it's our parents like way of being when they can. And I think that that's great. And look the other way or don't know. And I think that that's better because at the end of the day, what does it matter? She doesn't need to be punished.
Starting point is 00:41:52 I know. I just, no, well, I think she's getting a pass for being inconsiderate and stupid. But that's just my opinion. I don't, I'm not saying I want her. her to find out. I love your opinion. If he's sloppy and it does, it does happen, then she brought it on herself. Part of what happened is part of her responsibility. So, right, but why does she need to know? I'm not condoning him doing it. I don't say two wrongs make a right, but you can't, when you're married to somebody is a covenant, you cannot sentence your partner. I don't, whether it's a man doing it to the woman or the woman doing it to a man, to a life of celibus. unilaterally just because you bring down the gavel and say, I'm closed for business.
Starting point is 00:42:37 Right, right. No, I get that. I think you're saying two different things. I agree. I don't think that it's fair at all. And I'm very into fairness. But I do understand that women do this. And I do think at the end of the day, because there is no real solution to this.
Starting point is 00:42:53 Like I said, I don't believe if you went to these women of that generation and said to them, hey, I want to go fuck someone. I think the majority of them would be like, no, screw you. I'll divorce you. That's cheating. Whatever. Even though it's not realistic, I just think that's the way that conversation would go. So isn't it just better to do it? Let her never know. Stay with her. You love her. Everything's fine. And she never finds out. That's what I think. That's how it has to be. I personally think it's much better when this stuff is on the table and there's complete honesty. And that woman is very fair. And she says, okay, you know what? I don't want to fuck you. But go do it. But do it in a way that it, like I will feel comfortable.
Starting point is 00:43:32 with whatever that is for that woman, right? Go fucking escort at the brothels or do it in a way. Yeah. Yeah, maybe. And I think some women might actually make that deal. I think European women tend to look the other way. They know stuff. They're much more open-minded.
Starting point is 00:43:45 They know men a little bit more than here. But in America, we tend to be a little bit more puritanical and sort of black and white, which should be in the middle. There should be honesty. There should be open communication. But a lot of times that there isn't, especially with the older generation that are involved in these kinds of situations. I don't think it's going to be that way.
Starting point is 00:44:02 20 years from now because people just, they're all going to have open relationships, I think. But let's end with the one that has nothing to with cheating and is a very hot scenario. So like on to the next confession. I just wanted to share a really hot story from this past weekend. I threw my husband a birthday party on Sunday night. And we have a girlfriend that no one knows about. And she came to the party and she kind of just blended in. And everything went great.
Starting point is 00:44:31 No one had any suspicion of her or anything, of course. So after the party, we all left and went our separate ways and we were driving in different cars. My tire ran out of air. I got like a flat tire notice. So I pulled over at this gas station. And, of course, I called my husband, and he met me there, and he was helping, like, put air in the tire. And then all of a sudden we get a text message from our girlfriend in our group chat. And she's like, hey, I see you guys.
Starting point is 00:44:58 Can I come over and steal a kiss? Well, the problem is my mom and my daughter were actually following us in another car and that they were on the other side of the gas station. So I was like, ah, we can't really do this out here. So I text her and I said, meet us inside. Actually go to the bathroom. So she gets out of her car while we're still at the air pump, putting air on my tires. She walks in the gas station. And then my husband, he walks in after her, right, a few minutes after.
Starting point is 00:45:30 after her. So they go in there together and then by the time I go to the gas station, there's only two people in there. And meanwhile, our families are outside in the car is like waiting for us. So I go to the back where the bathrooms are and my husband comes out of the men's bathroom. And he's like, well, I really had to pee. So he had peed. And then she heard us talking. And so she opens the door to the women's bathroom. And we both kind of like push her into the women's bathroom. and the three of us go in there together, and we started making out, and it was the hottest thing ever, and it was like, oh my God, we don't have a lot of time. So I sent my mom a message and was like, hey, the computers are down.
Starting point is 00:46:06 So it's taken a long time. Did the register to get rebooted or what have you, right? And so we started making out, and I pulled up her dress and realized that she didn't have any panties on. And it just turned me on. And I was like, oh, my gosh. So I felt her. And she was so wet. So then I went down, like, I got down on my knees.
Starting point is 00:46:23 and I started obviously like licking between her legs and like eating her out. And her and my husband were like making out. I could look up and see them making out. And I was eating her out. And it was just, it was like the hottest thing ever. So then, of course, we're running out of time. So we got to go. So I got to go.
Starting point is 00:46:39 I got to go. I got to go. I could go. So I left and I was like, you guys can just go ahead and finish or whatever. And so I went and I shopped around a little bit. And it was the hottest thing. It turned beyond so much because I didn't know exactly what they were. doing, of course, I assumed. So then he comes out of the bathroom, leaves her in the women's
Starting point is 00:46:58 bathroom, and I get so turned on, and I literally push him to go back into the men's bathroom. I was like, I'm so wet right now. You've got to hear, you've got to feel how wet I am. And so then we go in the men's bathroom while she's still in the women's bathroom. All of this happens within a matter of minutes. It wasn't like a long time that we were in there, of course. So he felt how wet I was and I almost like instantly came because I was so turned on it. I was like, did you fuck her? And he was like, yes, I did. And I took a video of it. I was going to show you later. And it was literally like the hottest thing because it was so spontaneous. And we just did not expect for that to happen. I mean, like I said, we had like our kids with us and other family members and people waiting in the car.
Starting point is 00:47:40 But I just thought I would care. Okay. So I don't know if you want to start with this one. I mean, I'm like a little cuck queen. So this whole scenario to me is very Uber hot. And I totally get what's going down here. I don't know. Do you have any cuck queen tendencies? Do you know what a cuck queen is? Fuck yes, I do. Yes and yes. Oh my God. That is hot. Now, I love it. The only I got to be honest, my brain is split in two right now, two camps. One is that's fucking hot as hell because yes, I could totally be into that the same way she was. The only thing that's throwing me off is a dirty public bathroom. I hope she put one of those little potty pads down when she got on her knees and eight or out. That's all I can say about that. I know. I don't think men understand
Starting point is 00:48:25 how gross women's bathrooms are. I think they're probably worse than men's. It's fucking gross. Somehow somebody like some girl got a memo. I don't know about you, but I would sit down on a fucking clean toilet seat. I'm sorry. I don't know why women refuse. Like someone passed around a memo one day and said all women don't ever sit down on a public bathroom stall. So all they do is sit up and they piss all over the fucking place. It's on the floor. It's on the handles. It's all over the see. And we can't aim. We can't aim. Of course you can't aim and it's all over. Just sit down on the fucking toilet.
Starting point is 00:48:56 I'd rather get like my legs touch someone else's legs than piss all over every stall. It's so gross. So please let's not get caught up on that. Let's not ruin this hot story. Yeah. I know. I'm sorry. I know.
Starting point is 00:49:08 I was debating on whether or not I should even bring that up. Okay. And I'm sorry. When you're drunk, this is what it is, Leila. You forget. Like when you're horny, it's like you're drunk. Okay. Think about all the bar bathrooms you have.
Starting point is 00:49:20 I fucked in bar bathrooms many times in my life when I was like drunk and horny. Like you don't even think about that stuff. So no one's thinking about dirty bathrooms. You are because you're not like horny right now. But they're not because they're horny and they're getting it on. And you're like honestly to me like when you're horny, you're drunk. You're not thinking about the piss on the toilet seat. You're just not.
Starting point is 00:49:39 Thank God. No, I know. Thank God. Okay. But actually a side note, I've never fucked in a public restroom. No? Were you not a drinker? Did you ever go to bars and clubs?
Starting point is 00:49:50 I mean, that's kind of thing happens. No, I did. I was always, no, I was always the responsible friend. I made sure that everybody else didn't get falling down drunk in a bathroom left behind. So I would have a couple drinks, but I was always the one that had the responsibility. Oh, I fucked guys in bathrooms many times. But I was like a hardcore party girl. I lived in New York City.
Starting point is 00:50:12 I was out almost every night. It's kind of like in New York, you're like work hard, play hard. You're out every single night. And like weekends you stay home. I don't know. There was like a lot of sex going down in bathrooms all the time. Maybe I'm the only one. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:50:24 I don't think so. I don't think you're the only one. No, I think you're, it's, you're more rare. And that's why you started your podcast, right? Because you didn't kind of do a lot of stuff when you were younger. And then you decided to kind of live it up, right? So that's probably like the stuff that you got on. So I think you need to fucking a bathroom, Leela.
Starting point is 00:50:38 You need to check that off your list. Okay. I'm putting it on the list. Thank you. It's going right to the top. No, I mean, now I would. I mean, well, shit. I've gone to sex parties and fucked in a room and let people watch.
Starting point is 00:50:49 I mean, there's, I'm not super shy, except for they give you clean stuff to lay down in these rooms. I know, but it's, this is not about fucking in front of people. This is the naughtiness of fucking in a place where you're not supposed to fuck. Like, you're in the bathroom. And that's what bathroom sex, I think, is all about. It's kind of like you're not supposed to be doing it. Anyone could walk in, start knocking. It's no, it's like airplane sex.
Starting point is 00:51:13 Same thing. Listen, swing or sex is hot. It's a totally different scene. But this, I think, it's the nodding. of it is, I mean, the two things that I think are very hot about this scenario is the naughtiness of it. And also the cuck queen aspect. She obviously is a cut queen. She gets off on her guy being with her because she got off on the girl first and then she got off when she wasn't there and she didn't know what was going down. Now, I could get into that. I totally get why that's hot.
Starting point is 00:51:41 Do you? Totally. No, I love, what I love about this is that she just like, she was so turned on and so, just like greedy for this woman's pussy that she had to go for it first. If you don't know what the guy was going to do, she could have been the one standing up making out while he's going down on her. But no, she had to dive into that girl's pussy. So she
Starting point is 00:52:03 was all about it. And that's the part that I think is the hottest is how much she wanted it and how turned on she was by it. Yeah. I also like though for me the part where she finds out that he fucked her and the other thing and then she's like corning for that because she gets that. But you never, you still haven't gone down on a girl.
Starting point is 00:52:19 No. Interesting. You got to get that. Have you? Yes. Of course. Many times. Does it turn you on?
Starting point is 00:52:29 Do you like it? I haven't done it in a long time. On my 500th episode, I talked about all the threesomes that I had. The first thing I had was like sort of set up for me by accident. I didn't even know. Like I was in it. It was like one of those drunken moments where I was like there was a guy was
Starting point is 00:52:43 banging and he's like, this girl needs a place to stay tonight. Could she stay at your apartment? I'm like, yeah. And then she comes back. And she was like so, I had my beer goggles on. It was not someone I would ever have slept with if I wanted to. And she was like a straight up lesbian and these two double teamed me. And it was like a guy and her.
Starting point is 00:53:00 And she was like not into him because she was a lesbian and she was only into me. And he was only allowed to fuck me. So I had these two on me. And that was nice. And it was first time I went down a girl and she went down on me. I like that. Yeah, but it wasn't hot because I smelled her in my hair the next day. And it was like really gross.
Starting point is 00:53:14 But I was kind of like. And then like after I popped my chest. Sherry, I would always, whenever I would break up with a guy and I was upset about him, I would go and I would fuck a girl. Like, I'd pick up a girl in a bar and it was always like, I picked up a couple couples or random girls and they were always virgins. Then I always say, like at this point in my life, I wish I could, like, what I never experienced was like a real dykey lesbian, like a woman who's like a really handsome man, but is a woman. I think I would like that vibe because the thing for me that was always missing, I fucked hot girls. Like the girls I wound up with were like super hot. They were always lipstick lesbians.
Starting point is 00:53:57 These girls had never been with a girl. Like I said, I always wound up with virgins. And but there was always like something a little bit missing. There was this male energy thing that was like not there. It was kind of like the same thing. I can't explain it. But I really think though that. like maybe with a dykeyer woman who has a real alpha vibe and is like a manly woman,
Starting point is 00:54:23 like that might be a little different. I don't know because I always had kind of the same type and it was the same kind of scene. And it was always a virgin. So it was like I never got taken control of or dominated by a woman, which would have been more my scene. How do you pick up a woman? How do you know she's? Oh, I would just start blabbing. How do I do anything?
Starting point is 00:54:41 I'm just like a talker. You know what I mean? I don't remember. But I remember one girl. I think there might have been drugs and alcohol involved. And I kind of brought up like, have you ever been with a woman? She's no, but like I'm like, I do. And somehow it got to the point.
Starting point is 00:54:53 I remember, I don't know how of us talking and we were going to hook up. And she's, let's go now. I mean, this was like her opportunity. She was so excited. And I remember going back to her house and she was 10 dogs. I don't know. It was a really weird scene. But just waking up in the morning and being like, I got to get the fuck out of here.
Starting point is 00:55:07 But once she knew it was on the table, this was a girl that was like really into it. And then another one was a couple. And she got freaked out. when the guy started getting involved with me and I sensed that and I felt bad. So I bailed out of that one. But there was like a lot of just, just, verges, it just come up and drunk talk.
Starting point is 00:55:23 It's like drunk talk. It was never anything intentional. It would be a very different story for you right now or even for me to go out and do what I did during those times because that's like drunken stuff. Drunken stuff happened. Like you wind up in orgies. Like I've had orgies with people I worked with, but they're not even like real orgies that people have at swinger parties.
Starting point is 00:55:43 They're like drunk orgies that you have with your work friends after the bar and everyone's fucking in a room. Because stuff like that just happens when you're drinking. But it's not intentional. So who knows how it happens. It just happens. That's the drunk world that you missed out on. It sounds like. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:00 No, I've missed out on all this. But do you find that women are better at going down on you than men? No. No. But listen, I told you, I never had a real lesbian or a real woman who was, professional. No, I've had some guys go down on me that are like, oh my fucking God, what are you doing? Especially
Starting point is 00:56:20 one guy with a tongue ring. Have you ever had a guy go down on you with a tongue ring? No. Oh my God. Unbelievable. I had a girl on recently who had her tongue sliced in half, okay? There's like this weird thing. Oh, I've seen that. I've seen that. Yeah, it's like a lizard.
Starting point is 00:56:38 Yeah, do you know that each side moves? Like they each, your tongue when you slice it It has a mind of its own. So it moves. Imagine that girl going down on you the things she could do. I don't know. But a tongue ring is really good when they go down on you. So no, I, no girl.
Starting point is 00:56:56 Yeah. If she got your clit in between each side of her split tongue and sort of like was working each side of your clit like that, I would think that would feel good to be wedged right in there. Yeah, for sure. But I'm not the right person to ask whether women are better at going down. I would assume that women, lesbians are probably great at going down on girls because that's what they do, just like guys are great at it who do it professionally. The girls that I were always with were newbies. They were always virgins, like I said, that, oh, I don't think I had, except the first girl.
Starting point is 00:57:28 And I don't really remember it that much. I was really drunk and I wasn't really into her. And so that was that. That was a whole of really funny story, actually. It's on my 500th episode. But yeah, no. But I've done it and I would do it. Like, I'm like a truck. anything once kind of person kind of thing. Yeah. Oh yeah. Me too. I just don't know about the going down on a woman. I just don't have the drive, but I want her to do it to me. I know that's a little unfair, but some women are all about that. Oh, no. There's a lot of women that say that. And it's, listen, some women that, yeah, want to do that. You would have to meet a woman that was, like, totally into giving you oral and doesn't care that
Starting point is 00:58:05 you're just like a pillow print. And I'm sure there's plenty of women that would be down with that. Well, like your collar on this one. I would totally be down for being the girl that was in the bathroom that they were all over. And I was their little toy and kind of the star of the show. Oh my gosh. Yes. I'm all about that. Yeah, you are.
Starting point is 00:58:25 In this threesome, I'm the girl that's with the guy. I'm the cuck queen. And you're the girl that they're both tag teaming. That's what it is, right? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:36 I get it. And I think that that's good. I think maybe we could wrap that one up, right? That's enough, you think? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so that's our last confession. Listen, Leila, thanks so much for always coming on and doing the confessions with me. What I love about doing them with you is I feel like we both kind of wind up confessing a lot of stuff on a round, too. It becomes like, you know, all the confessions plus your confessions and my confessions. It's a total confessions episode. So thanks for coming on and being open and honest about all your stuff as well as. critiquing all my confessions. If people want to call my confessions line, they could call
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