Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 947 - GG and Luna Started Working at a Brothel Together

Episode Date: October 22, 2024

GG and Luna started working at a Brothel together and they called in to talk all about it. Tune in to hear all the details including how and why they decided to start working at “the ranch” together, what went down the first week they worked together, Luna's first client and what exactly went down with him, GG’s one regret she still remembers from her first week, their first hook up with a client together, their first strap-on experience with each other and what went down, how they both had sex with virgins at the same time,why they both enjoy hooking up with virgins, the threesome they had with guy with a huge d and what went down, the type of sex they enjoy now outside of work and how and why it differs, how sex work has ruined their dating life in the best way, how Luna is planning to do a gangbang with GG soon plus a whole lot more, LUNA'S WEBSITE: https://www.lunarobbie.com GG's Links: https://linktr.ee/ggsauvage **To see pics of GG and LUNA plus see anonymous pics of my other female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at [e-mail] or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confesss while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://bluechew.com Get your first month FREE! https://butterwellness.com/ Try the Butter Wellness perineum massager and use code STRICTLY for 20% off your entire order Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Now listen today, remember I had Gigi on recently. Today I have Gigi and her friend Luna from the ranch. They called in to talk some hot stories, some hot ranch stories. They started working at Cherry's Ranch together. They talk about how and why they got started doing that together. They road trip together. And then they started, you know, hooking up with guys there. And they then eventually they got booked together and they played together.

They eventually started playing with each other outside of the ranch. And they tell all those hot stories, some ranch stories of them solo, as well as them playing together, as well as some of their hot stories where they played with each other outside of the ranch. And then they talk about dating and how they feel about it as well as monogamy versus what they're doing and why. They're like totally on board for what they're doing. They're very out and proud about what they're into. They couldn't be happier working at the ranch and they talk about why. They're super hot girls.

I have hot picks of them over on my Patreon. I also have links in the description to find them. It's Luna and Gigi. You could find all their stuff by going to the description and clicking on the links. But I'm going to get right to it and be right back on with Gigi and Luna. Welcome to the Strictly Anonymous podcast. How are the two of you girls, Bunny Ranch girls, or not Bunny Ranch, ranch, ranch girls doing something.

Why does everyone say the Bunny Ranch? That's incorrect, right? It's not the Bunny Ranch. You guys are. Gigi, listen. Let me just intro you guys. Gigi was on my show before. And by the way, Gigi, everyone fucking loved your episode.

But what we're going to do today is you brought your girl, Luna, your bestie, your BFF, from the ranch. You guys both work at the ranch together. And you guys are going to tell some hot stories from the ranch, right? Let's introduce Luna. Luna's on the call to it. And I have to say, I was like, oh, my God, this is a little confusing because Luna kind of sounds just like you. But Luna, say hi. Okay, Luna, say hello.

Hi. I'm so excited to be here. Okay. And I'm Gigi. and I'm so excited to be here again. Yeah, Gigi was on before. Everyone effing loved your episode. They were like, oh, even one person was like, I didn't know I was going to like it that much.

I don't know why, you know, but he was like, oh, and I just, it was just like, Phil. It was just, like, so fascinating because there's a lot of hot stories. And then it was a lot of information about the ranch and how it all works out and stuff. So if people want to know that kind of information, they should go listen to your first episode, right? Here we're going to discuss, like just some hot stories at the ranch, how you guys met. I'm assuming you guys have stories together, separate. I don't know. Oh, yeah. Okay. All right. You're going to have to tell me. So it all started together. Luna and I are besties in real life and I was house sitting her apartment one day, once upon a time.

And we got on a phone call to catch up and realized we both have this money kink and we both have this sex work kink. And Luna, being the Savanti genius that she is, had already been doing all this research on her. fantasy of what's the best brothel to work at. How does it work? How do you get in? So she had kind of already figured everything out. And then it was just my spiritual duty to pull the trigger. And I was like, okay, applying right now. And she was like, wait, I'm coming too. Yeah, but we know because Gigi was on before. And this is something I know about you because you told me your whole story that you were like obsessed with cortisans and that whole sort of thing since a very young girl. Luna, let me ask you, like, did you always have a sex and money kink too growing up?

Like, you know, how did you come to think of joining the ranch? Yeah. So from the time that I was pretty young, when I realized that there was a way where you have not just sex, but sex and money, like, that always appealed to the artist parts of me. Like I always loved the idea of having patrons. And I was like, wait, back in the olden days, they would also get to have sex with people because I have always been kind of obsessed with the idea of being able to get paid and laid at the same time. Like, I always really liked sex things. You know, and I was curious about it. From a young age, like my early attempts at sex, I got a lot of rejection because I was coming on too strong, you know, social signals are not.

my forte, but I was always really, really curious. And, you know, I'm an artist. So I've always been open to getting money for all of my art projects. And for me, just having that kind of like patron news relationship with people. Like, I don't know, it always makes sense to me. And I really love clarity. Like what I love about the idea is that someone could come in, tell me exactly what they want, give me money. And then I get to fulfill their fantasy. And they make me happy. And I make them happen and for happy and for me mutual appreciation is just the hottest thing like mutual pleasure mutual joy and that's what gji and i do so well together i think both like in sessions but also just in life it's like we're like we're such good appreciators of all aspects of life and like it's

cool to have a friend who's finally like as horny as i was but i was too nervous to go on my own and so when she was like oh you did the research i'm going to apply then i was like oh i go to apply do you know, like, you know, and we ended up getting accepted to come the same week. And so we started off our adventure together and just, it's really flung us into this whole new era of our lives. And it's been kind of incredible. Yeah, yeah. We road trip that original time together and then several times since then. Since then, and we're both still working there and we're going back together this November and we're just so excited.

But wait, let me ask you a quick question, though, because I know that you both hook up with girls too, right? or Luna do you too? Like had you guys ever hooked up with each other before or like did you start working together at the ranch? Our first hookups were at the ranch together like for work. But then since then we've we've also enjoyed sharing lovers in our personal lives. Okay. Well, let's get to all those good effing stories.

All right. So you wind up like, listen, if I were a woman who wanted to do something like that or a girl, you know, like I would want to do it the same way. like I would feel so much better if a girlfriend was coming with me. Like that sounds like fun, right? So you guys like trip it there. You're going to do this crazy thing first time that you're both totally down for. And like, you know, did you guys stay there the same amount of time?

Like how long were you there the first time? Yeah, we one week. And it's so funny because, you know, you never know what's going to happen in the brothel. And we had, I'm not sure if we had any together that first week, but I think we had only separate that first week. We each had our own adventures playing out. And then, you know, it's random. It's like, this guy for this much, this couple for this much.

And it plays out. Then get this. We're leaving at the end of the week. And we had totaled the exact same amount. We earned the exact same amount our first week separately. But get this. Get this. Gigi booked on our second day, like our first day on the floor.

Like in that evening, she booked. Like, and it was a good party. And I was like, okay, I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. And like my biggest fear was like, what if I go to a brothel and nobody wants me? And so by day five, I had zero booking. But on the fifth day, it was Halloween and I was wearing a very slutty flight attendant costume.

And it was like, boom, boom, boom. And so our parties looked totally different that first week. But the takeaway was about eased. And we were just on such a happy cloud nine when we were driving home. We were like, I remember getting home and we were just like blithed out for like days after. Yeah. But wait, let me ask you because I'd be horrified if I'm there every day for five days

sitting down there, guys are coming and picking people and you weren't picked. I know, I've seen pictures of the both of you, okay? So I know that you're both equally like tens. Like, why was no one picking you, Luna? What the fuck? Well, I mean, what were you wearing before your outfit? No, no. It wasn't my looks.

It was my talking to people. I just wasn't blending. You know, there's a whole. to calming down another person's nervous system enough to get them through the negotiation process. You know, and I was pretty nervous early on because it takes me a minute to figure out how to function in the new realm. So I do remember the first guy I talked to. I wasn't strategic at all. I wasn't charming. We just got into a long, stupid conversation about plumbing. And he was a plumber. And then I like didn't know what to do, so I just left. So I wasn't closing. I didn't

know how to invite people. I didn't know how to share the joy that I actually have inside, you know, because I was nervous and I wasn't quite sure about the protocols. So, yeah, I learned some social skills. And then by day five or six, I kind of figured it out and I've only gotten better. And obviously at the end, you kind of made up for lost time because you still wound up both of you having equal amount. Yeah. And that's the cool thing about the brothel. And also just like, yeah, Luna has gotten so good at the art form now. It's amazing to watch her work. And I it's amazing to have seen the arc of her journey. But yeah,

we kind of say at the brothel, like it only takes one because you could have no bookings at all. And then you could have a five plus figure booking your last day and do fine. Right. You wake up all the money that you needed. You have to be so mentally and emotionally strong to know it's not personal, like when you're not getting picked. Because a lot of times it's just besides what Luna shared about

the social stuff and the art form, it is also like everyone has a sexual preference and you just might not be it. And that's why the brothel staffs like lots of different looks and sizes and races and, you know, types of people. Yeah, well, listen, that took me a long time to learn that about myself. So I give you guys credit being so young and being okay with that because I remember when I was talking to you, Gigi, and you were saying how it was all set up and sometimes you do line up and someone picks. I was like, oh my God, I'd be sitting there horrified in my head like, oh my God, I'm not going to be picked.

I'm going to be picked. And you were like, I don't give a shit. Like you just have this sort of confidence about yourself that you sort of understand what it took me 50 years to get, which is some, you're not going to be any, no one is anyone's cup of, like everyone's cup of tea, right? It's just a fact. Yeah. Yeah. But to your point, but to your point, like learning to be a good ho, you learn so many life skills. Like I negotiate my fucking phone contract. now. I negotiate at stores. Yeah.

You get a lot of skills in this job that you just learn on the job. Yeah. And I feel like we were, oh, sorry. I feel like we were so lucky to go together because, especially in that first week, those early weeks, like, Gigi did keep my spirits up in these moments where I would start to be like, oh shit. Like if I would fall off my square, get a little bit wiggly feeling, she would be like, no, no, no, you know, what's for you is always coming. And we really have been such strong supporters of each other through all of it. And now we've just like, we keep up-leveling our fun.

And just really fun. But wait, Luna, because I heard Gigi's one of Gigi's first experiences that week when she was on my show. Like, do you remember one of your first experiences that first week that you want to and would you want to tell us that story? Oh, yeah. I remember my, I keep a private erotic journal. where I in great detail journal about all of these things.

Oh, okay, so just read it to us. No, it's too long, but my very first party was, well, so I had like three back to back in the first day. So it was five days went by. There was nothing, nothing, nothing. Finally, there was this big, cutie, sweetie, beryl-chested guy, and he picked me. You know, and that's the thing. Once someone, once there's a match, it's so easy. But if someone's not for you, it's just crunchy.

doesn't work. And so he picked me. He really wanted me. He wanted to do a session of light wrestling. I was like, I don't know what that means. Like I've never, I don't, I'm not into wrestling fetishes at all. And he was like, I'll teach you, I'll teach you. I was like, okay, but just so you know, I have no experiences. That's okay. That's okay. You know, we had, and he was so sweet. He had such a good voice. And then, you know, in the session, I like oiled him up. I have this, you know, we both love this one lube that you can use for lube, but also massage oil. And so I was like, squiggling around on him kind of pinning him down and we never even got to fucking because he came in his pants before uh before we had them all the way off so we had a room at this time so amazing so amazing

yeah so that was that was my very first party i still remember him and then i went back out and i was like i did it you know i was so proud of myself and all the ladies there were kind of like okay she really likes sex like look at her go um you know but but then there was a group of friends that came in and the one that i thought was cute then picked me you know and he like he and i had negotiated and so I finally got to have B and V sex like you know regular fucking and he was such a cutie pie but you know at the brothel fluid exchange is not on the table right so everything is legal safe consensual you know for some of the higher tier parties like GFEs and stuff I've heard that some people bend rules but you know strictly speaking we use barriers for everything and we don't

do fluid exchange but I forgot I completely had no experience doing that so I forgot and just like like a regular boyfriend. I was just like kissing him while fucking. And then I was like, oh, oh, I'm not supposed to do this. I'm not supposed to kiss you. And he was like, oh, okay. And then I was like, don't tell anyone. You know, so, you know, so that's a thing that now, because of risk, it's not a thing that I would ever do my very first one. You got an extra bonus. And then I was so fuck high after that one that I came out and there was another little group of friends and one was like, I want, you know, they were like, pick one of us. Which one do you want? And I was like, what? That's horrible. You can't make me pick. I was like, you have to pick. So the smaller of the two picked me. And then, we had such a good time. That was my third. And this was all back to back. It was like, you know, like 10 or 15 minutes to reset in between. And then when I finished that party, you know, it was getting later in the evening. And, you know, we came out and cleaned up and everything. And then I got a request that his friend also wanted me because he came back and like, no, I'm too tired. So that was the very, finally I broke the seal and those were kind of my first three back to back. Wow. And Gigi, how many have you had? How many? Did you have a lot like

in one day? When you were there? Mine were, see, mine were like all spread out. But one thing, but then later, remember that one thing?

Later, like other times. Oh, yeah. Other times there was ones where it was like so many in one day. And we had this amazing day on the winter solstice one year. It was our last day on the tour.

And it was like, I think my highest earning days ever still. I was in like, it was a couple digit five figures. And it was multiple in one day, maybe three. different bookings and one was a couple. I think it finished with a couple. So it was like a person, a person and then a couple. And then we, instead of like staying the night and packing up the next day,

we decided to pack up and drive through the night on the winter solstice, having just made like our best winnings yet. And it was like the most glorious return home. So fun. But I was thinking when you were telling those stories, Luna, I just, I have one regret from my first week that like, I'll probably always remember this guy. Like, I have my notes on him, too. I still remember his name, though. But he was like this gorgeous Indian guy, gorgeous. And I went in with such a high standard that my negotiations were pretty stiff.

Like, I was not being that creative and I was unwilling to bend my numbers too much. And nowadays, this guy's number was actually reasonable and I would have gotten creative and I would have found a way to work with him. But I turned him down. And then when you do that, it's called walking someone and you walk them to this room and then a different girl can take them. And this other girl took him and had like the fucking time of her life and like fell in love with him. And because he was hot. Like he was fucking hot. And I just, I'm like, damn it.

Like I'll always think of him. Well, we got a lot of mixed signals that first week. Yeah. Wait, let's talk about your first hookup together. Like did you guys go in knowing like, hey, we'd be down to do it? together as well waiting to be picked. We could do everything together there. We could imagine. If we had it our way, we'd be like

a total duo. Right. It's so fun working with your friend. It's so fun. It's like being at us, okay, we've had so many, but do you want to talk about cowboy for our first one, Luna? I loved him. Yeah. I was our technical first. I can't remember.

That sounds, if I had to guess, I would say that one. I think he was and it was hilarious. Here we go. Well, here's what I remember. He was one of those guys that took a while. You know, there's different ways you can meet people. If you want to be a good boy or girl and do your homework, you can look at our profiles and come in and make an appointment. But he was one of the guys that just showed up in the bar and was like chatting with people

for a long time. And it was sort of like, is he serious? Is he here just killing time? You know, I remember he kept talking to us about his dogs or something. But finally we charmed it. Whatever. We made it work because he was really fun and silly. And I don't think we, what do you remember about?

I just remember, I just remember that we, he was, he was, he was, he was tipsy, so he was talking a lot and just sharing all this stuff about his life that to this day were like, was any of that true? He was telling all these fantastical stories about how he owns this, this horse ranch. I don't think we should give too many of his personal details, but I remember him being fine. Okay, well, he, yeah, yeah, I mean, but just, but just in case, the part that I, I think is really, really, like, fun and funny. Like, he didn't have a big enough budget for, like, a classic two-girl, like, let's do everything or do session. And so we settled on, you know, erotic massage, but I was like, well, that includes feet.

And I just remember, like, this is where I got to discover, like, I'd never done or given a foot job before. And his body fit just perfectly, like, if he sat in my lap, I wrapped my legs around him, I have kind of long legs. And then you were holding my feet, right? and controlling it. Yeah. From the front, I think.

Yeah. And that was so hot. I was like, oh, my God. And it was just silly and fun. And we were just like, so playful with him. But wait, so no hooking up, though, because he couldn't pay for it. So, like, you guys negotiated everything up front. So you knew going in, you're going to get a foot job and this is what's going to go down.

But you guys aren't going to hook up during that first experience. Well, it depends on what you call a hookup. We knew there would be no penises in vaginas. No, I mean you two together Because here you are friends You've never hooked up together But you're going to That's what I'm asking

That would be a two girls show I mean I don't know We always like touch each other And we're around each other And we might like hug And kiss on each other's bodies and stuff I don't I don't remember We're pretty pretty cuddly

We're pretty cuddly But yeah You're right Kathy I think it was not He just His budget wasn't big enough For the full shebang there Right

So that time wasn't the full shabang But sometimes, but, you know, I'm just trying to get to the point, like, when is the first time that you guys hook up as besties? You've never been with each other, you know, when is your first girl-on-girl experience where you, like, go down on each other? Let's see. When was the first time that we actually? I know, I'm trying to think after that. I remember the first time that your fingers were in me, but that was in the, I was outside in a fancy hotel. Yeah. I know that we've had three things. And then I remember the first time you had the first time you had, the strap on in me. Oh my God, that was so hot. That was my first strap on experience.

Okay, so can you tell that story? Yeah, we can tell that story. So that was a, let's see, the guy was like an older submissive gentleman. He was leaning more submissive. And he kind of was like small and not so, able with his cock. So it was kind of a natural fit that we would just be the ones with the cocks.

And we would do that. And we wanted to, honestly. It was just like, it was fun for us. Because Luna had, like, I had the strap on present, but she hadn't tried mine out ever. So she wore my strap on and fucked me in it. It was so hot. And I remember just like, like, when I put it on, it fits so well. I remember I was wearing like a tight white t-shirt and my nipples were just like

through it. And I remember like being so excited and a little nervous because I was like, oh, I haven't like fucked you like this yet, you know, like, but I remember like we found the position like he was there kind of like caressing you and I remember just saying to you and being so proud of my working out because I remember saying like I can fuck you as long as you need baby and I really could. And we found the rhythm and we went slow and like I think you brought in your toy. And that was really hot too because in that session, we each ended up getting to take a turn where each one of us was the focus. And so, like, you were the focus. But I also felt just so hot and masculine. Because that was also my first time, not just in your strap-on, but, like, not using a strap-on on a person. Like, I got one, I wore one, but, like, that was my first time actually using it. And so it was so cool that it was with you.

You were so good at it. You were so good at it. I definitely came. Yeah. But it's so comfortable for us. We're really good communicators. And I've gotten really felt it being like, how is that? Do you need it faster? Do you need it slower up? And you did. You gave me instructions because I do remember repositioning. And I scooted myself to help with the position.

And I think because we're so comfortable as besties and like working lovers that maybe it was a better first experience for Luna as a first time strap because like there isn't the pressure of is this person falling in love with me or am I impressing them or like it's just like we both want to feel good and make money and have fun so we communicate and Gigi is so good at asking for what she needs like at the skill I've been building for my own self and gotten really better and a part of it it's because I see her example and she'll just tell me do this do that like over here you know less more to rest you know because that's one of my things that I feel is kind of special that I bring to my clientele is

I promise them. Like, I will say what feels good and especially what does not. You can trust I'm always being genuine. I don't fake it. Like, yeah. I'm here to feel good. This is about me too. There's so much yes.

I don't need to bother with what to know. Like, I have a wide net of yes. So it's like, if we can't play within that, then we're not a fit, you know? I don't think it. Like, yeah. I'm here to feel good. This is about me too. There's so much yes.

I don't need to bother with what's a no. Like, I have a wide net of yes. So it's like, if we can't play within the fit, that been more enough shit, you know? Yeah. So I'm assuming Gigi, because of what you're saying, that you're always having an or like you're having orgasms with these guys. Like you're genuinely turned out. I'm not. And then that's okay, but they didn't, they didn't see a fake one. Like, there's been a couple appointments where I, where I think I haven't come. And it was fine. It was still fun. I still enjoyed myself.

But yeah, when I come, I mean, it's pretty unmistakable. I don't think someone can fake it the way I. It's so, gutterol, it's so animal, it's so, like, screaming in a pillow. So, Luna, did you, I'm assuming you made her come the time you fucked her with the strap on. Did you see that orgasm of hers? Oh, yeah. Yeah. And I will say, like,

she, she helped too, right? Like, just for anyone who's a penis owner, like, it's not all up to the fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking. I think you used, was it your toy or your hands? You were helping me. Yeah, probably. Yeah. And so, I like it.

I like penetration and stimulation on the outside. So like, I love that. It's a team effort. Yeah. Yeah. So good. So, okay, so that time you like fucked her with a strap on, you know, I, you know, we don't have to only stick to stories with you guys.

You know, you could just tell me anything you want. Like, if you want to get into other stories of stuff with the guys there, I know you did say in the beginning, though, that sometimes you guys have played with other lovers, right? So, you know, besides sort of going to the brothel and doing stuff together there, you have played afterwards with boyfriends of yours or guys you were like with and you brought called the other one in lover lover yeah lover lover friends um it's so funny because it's very often that luna and i will either one of us will have a new lover and then we'll be like we'll be on our own hanging out like at her hot tub catching up and then i'll just be like oh you should borrow so and so he has a

great cock or like do you need this like we'll just pass people and and and i'm just reminded of this other story where this is like one of my favorite memories these two really young guys came to the brothel. They were both virgins and they were best friends and they picked us two best friends and

we got to fuck them and take their virginities in each of our bedrooms that were back to back sharing a wall. Yes, I had the birthday boy. I had the friend. Yes. And we'd be virginize them simultaneously.

we had a brothel, can you get these great stories? I mean, this is like a great story. First of all, do they know that you guys are besties, like for some, or did they just happen to make that choice and it turned out that two friends, pick two friends? Do you remember? I feel like they

didn't know. I don't, yeah, I think it happened independently, because I don't think we knew until afterwards that we were doing the same type of party, and they were like, oh my God, because we also had different styles of divergenizing, because I was like the tour, I was like, one, two, three, four, let's get all these conditions and I don't remember what yours you know you're like sexual and

following the flow but yeah it was so funny what was it like fucking a virgin I want to hear both your stories oh my gosh I get so many virgins and I honestly love it because they listen to me they pay attention they usually come to me to learn like they want to learn right on the first try and I feel so honored as this like sex goddess that I get to set them up of how to treat women how to help us feel safe, comfortable, good, pleasured, and, like, I get to help them feel good and safe and comfortable and pleasured. It's just really, it's really beautiful. And I don't know what it is about either of us, but, like, we do attract a lot of virgins. I think we're very friendly, you know, so they feel comfortable. Yeah, I think, I mean, with virgins, it's a whole new era.

So it's like, everyone is different. And they read our bios. They're usually the ones that are, like, thoughtfully picking someone else ahead of time, thoughtfully picking out someone ahead of time. And then we often will email with them in advance to kind of say, what's up. Hey, I also get a lot of what I think of as like virgins 2.0, which are, you know, recently divorced people. So, you know, or ladies who are wanting to explore with another lady for the first time. And so it's like, you know, whatever the scenario is, one of the things that I think is the coolest about the ranch that I really love is that, you know, kind of like Esther Perel talks about

like, oh, why do people have these multiple relationships? Why isn't one person enough? And it's because we experience different sides of ourselves in different contexts with different people. One of the reasons that I love having so many different lovers is my energy is completely different with every single person. And I think that my like, natural, you know, our natural high desire and our appreciation of people as they are, right? People don't have to pretend to be anything they're not around us. So we get the best intimacy, the best secret keeping. And then they're giving us all of these feelings. And then they get to be this part of themselves that maybe they don't get to show anywhere else in their lives or they, or like a virgin, they just haven't gotten a safe

space or a chance to try this part of themselves out. You know, so whether we're kind of like training someone, retraining someone, or just holding space for someone to experience something, Like, it's pretty cool. And I will say, back to what Gigi was saying, like, I don't fake stuff, but I've gotten really good at telling people, like, well, if my pleasure is your priority, I will show you how I work. If it's not, then I'm going to focus on you, especially if we're doing it quickie, you know, like, I can totally come if that's the point of the session. but I also don't like like I kind of get crinkly sometimes because I know there are all these it's a complicated topic right but like people are like oh you know women need pleasure and sex well for me I'm like okay do you mean actual pleasure or do you mean orgasms because orgasms are pleasurable but someone pressuring me to have an orgasm is way less pleasurable than just seeing what happens and for me I just love to be present with the people and that's why I love working with Gigi my goddess because like You know, well, can I share a little bit about our friendship dynamic? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because, like, I naturally tend to be kind of submissive-ish, but when I'm working at the ranch, I'm always in top space, right?

Like, I'm the tour guide, I'm the leader. But, like, when it's the two of us together, I get to be a little bit more of the follower and, you know, kind of worship the goddess and we worship her together. And I get my pleasure, too. But it's, like, just such a fun, playful dynamic because I'm always like, Gigi, can I come? Like, am I allowed? You know, and you usually, and I'm, yes, sir.

And I'm always like directing and directing my good girl. And I get off on that because I'm naturally a little more dominant. Why? Oh my God. I just thought of a story. We have to tell. Oh my God. Yes.

And I thought of a connection. Okay. Okay. Can you remember that? Because I have such a good connection to what you just said. So what you were saying about how you get to be a little more submissive at work when I'm around. I have recently realized this is so interesting, you guys.

Doing so much sex work where I am, like Luna said, always in top space, always in control, even if I'm topping from the bottom as if someone has like more of a baby girl fantasy, I'm still topping. And lately in my personal life, I have taken being submissive to a bigger extreme than I ever have before. And I have been so into this sleepy sex fetish. And I realized it's because it makes me feel not at work, like completely not at work. Like I can just lay there and you do everything like ultimate pillow princess, ultimate you know, pleasure submissive. And I just think it's fascinating. I like observing myself because I enjoy both. I enjoy my work. But there's something about separating work and personal. And I'm sure a lot of

sex workers can relate to this where like I need my personal sex to feel, I guess, really easy and different because I'm not getting paid. Well, even it brings it back to like what Luna said before, which I never thought of but made total sense because I just like started rifling through my memories of like all the people I fucked and she because you said Luton before like the interesting thing about being with these different people is that you don't realize it brings out different parts of yourself um and so that's what you're experiencing right it's like and and you never know what other part you're going to is there right unless you sort of are open and you're and you're having these different experiences all of a sudden you like sleepy sex because it's bringing out this submissive

part of you that maybe you didn't know was there before yeah yeah yeah totally Wait, so what was this story, Luna? So, one of the hottest times that Chi-G and I have ever experienced together for me. I was just telling my girlfriend, my other girlfriend, this story last night. I have, like, an insertion thing. I love insertion things. What do you mean insurgents? Just regulars or, like, large insertions?

What do you mean insertion? Anything. I just love, I love watching things go into holes. and so does Gigi. I love receiving things in my holes. That is mouth, that is pussy, that is ass. Like, I love receiving. But how did this idea come about?

Because we had the idea ahead of time, right? Like, oh, I know. Okay, okay. So, we had a situation where I, we were like lightly role-playing. I was like the handmaiden. Yeah, I told him. Okay. Okay.

Because, like, you were the goddess and I was the handmaid. maiden and it was a situation where I was going to receive on behalf of the goddess but like the goddess had to oversee everything and so like this guy who Gigi had been seeing they brought me into play with them but it was like I was getting to be like the special guest star and so and he had a very thick cock like surprisingly thick it was a nice coat hair like very thick it was very and so obviously we needed special extra special supervales vision when it came time to insert it. So Gigi, so I was just like laying there and Gigi was in charge of inserting him when it was time for all fuck.

And that was like so, and then you guys took a picture of people. What happened? There was also something, oh, I had another partner at the time outside of that connection that knew it was happening and was like, I want a picture of his come all over your tits. And so at the end, when he was ready to come, he came all over my

tits. You took a gorgeous fucking picture and I just had my brain. That was like a hot, that was in our personal life, like hot luxury weekend. We just had like a getaway at an Airbnb. And it was like so fucking fantastic. So it also involved a really fun road trip. We love like road tripping to sex. But that moment, like I'll, oh God, just even as you're telling it, I'm like getting turned

on because I got to like fully. And like I'm gender fluid. You know, I wear a strap on. I do drag king performances. says like I'm daddy as well as goddess. So I think that was my first time getting to like hold this guy's cock and almost feel like it was mine I was putting in her. He didn't do anything. Like I fully manipulated his body into her.

And like, and since he was so big, it took some doing. You know, like I had to get her warm, get her open, like get him in. I love the teasing. Damn. Oh my God. So hot. Damn. I want to do it. And he was really a sweet, like, I mean, whatever, he had his things, but he really

nurtured us with food that weekend. And so, you know, to go back to what you're saying about personal life sex versus work sex, like, I don't feel a strong distinction in the type of sex. However, because I'm used to getting valued and worshiped so nicely at work now, like my standards for my personal life have really, you know, been allowed to go up because I'm now getting regularly fucked, fucked by worshippers, by sweetie pies who are so excited to be there with me. So it's like, you know, I like, it's a high-bal. are now. It's a high, yeah, and he fixed us amazing food. Like he, you know, he took us to dinner. It was so, and I'm like, for me, that kind of nurturing, like, makes me want to mutually nurture. So it's like, it really is that,

like, why would I have a boyfriend or girlfriend that doesn't want to invest in me? Like, in my person, why? Why? I want people who care about my energy. In the personal life, like, I, I'm, like, sex work has ruined dating for me in the best way. In the best way. Because I, like, Luna's said being so highly valued appreciated respected like feeling so safe within sex work that has upleveled my dating life to like even though those people in the personal life aren't paying me they better be providing value like they're providing like when it's said nourishing food cooking for me like cherishing me making time helping me with things like literally i have i have one lover who's a project man and it's like if i need a shelf hung you come and you hang that shelf and then we have good sex like

Yeah. Well, and right. But wait, can I just play devil advocate here only because I'm way older? Yeah. But it's not like I've been in a relationship for 20 years. But I think anybody that's been married long term is like listening to you guys like, oh my God, not only has it ruined dating for you, you're never going to wind up with someone because you in the like if you're really with somebody long term, right? Like it, you know, you can never. I don't think you're ever going to find a guy that's going to be as perfect of as those experiences that you're having there, right? It's kind of like apples and oranges. for me. Yeah, I'm not looking for that. I like chapters. How married women live, like their life expectancies are shorter. And I think a lot of the social norms aren't super. No, you know, I don't know what I heard recently, which was the best video I ever heard on TikTok. And I'm like, I send it to all my married friends.

I'm like, sorry, this is true. They're like, the happiest people or the most miserable. Well, no, let's start with the happiest people are single women and married men. And the most miserable people are married women. And think about it. Why? Wow. Yeah.

I believe it. Well, I mean, this bring, yeah, go ahead, Luna. I mean, well, when I frame it for people who come in and they're like, you know, so nobody can get numbers ahead of time. And oftentimes we'll get, unless someone's done deep, proper research and not just looked at the numbers, you know, for confirmation bias. But they are typically shocked at the rates that we can invite. We're not allowed to talk about what those are here. But I can say we offer three, four, five, six or more figure experiences. You know, and so what I say to people is like, okay, think about the energy.

money is energy, right, that you're investing into a quote unquote normal relationship. How many dates, how much time, and now you want to skip all those initial human steps, well, there's got to be some sort of energetic exchange. You know, and similarly in a connection that's marriage-wise, if you want to rent me and you want to skip date one, two, three, four, five, and six, would we actually get to the fucking? That's valuable. That's time, that's money, that's all energy.

And you want me to hold space for your own flaws and not reflect them back to you, or just to like boost you up and make it so that you can definitely learn and have a good time. You know, and I hear from a lot of people because outside the ranch I interview people about their sex lives and I do a lot of writing. I write sci-fi fiction stuff, but I've done some like counseling and people basically most married people seem to be stuck in resentment loops towards each other because they're not feeling appreciated. And I can't help but wonder how many wives would feel more appreciated if their husbands had like, I don't know, concrete dollars set aside for them. I mean, it is, it is like Luna and I both agree. Marriage is the original and the ultimate sex work. I mean, like, dowries, with less freedom.

With less freedom, exactly. We were just talking about this, how sex work gives us freedom, and we get the benefits of the concrete part of marriage, which usually to this day still is a financial benefit, in exchange for a sexual benefit. Yeah. But we keep our freedom. And so we also keep our options open for those numbers to get higher and higher or for there to be more and more people fulfilling them.

Whereas typically when you're married, a lot of times traditionally it's monogamous. So you're not only giving up like you're limiting yourself in some way, in my opinion. But you're also in, in my opinion, sort of an unconscious kink. I think monogamy is the biggest kink there is. I think it works for some people. I think it doesn't work for home. I definitely know people. It's an ownership kink to be monogamous and say, I own your body.

You can't have anyone else in your body. You only get me. I think that's kinky as fuck. I'm into kink. Kink is hot. Sometimes I'm like, I want to own someone. Yeah, yeah. But I just think it's very unconscious.

And I think a lot of people think, oh, I'm normal because I'm monogamous. I'm not kinky. I'm vanilla. To me, I'm saying, you're. so kinky. You're going to tell me you're going to stand in front of both of our families and make out with me and like an expensive dress and an expensive costume. Like that's cosplay. That's kink. Like you're in an ownership kink. Yeah. But you're not owning it. Like I just, I just think, you know. Well, it's normalized. It's normalized. It's normalized. It's normalized. It's like,

that's the normal kink everyone's allowed to have. Right. But yeah. So when you put it that way, I just thought it was like super interesting when, you know, I just remember when you said it, you know, of a sudden, like I had a shift in my brain and I looked at it in a different way because of like what Luna said, well, it's just normalized, right? So you never think about it more, you never even think about it even for a second, right? But when you said, oh, I think fucking being monogamous is like kinky as fuck. Like that's the fucking kink. I was like, wait a second. I need to think about that. Like there's something in there. Like you could break that down. Nobody ever really discusses monogamy because who cares, right? We're always discussing everything else. They think it's a base.

They think like this is the base normal. Yeah. This is the foundation. Like everything else is what's different and weird. But really from my research and a lot of scientists like have shown we are naturally non-monogamous beings. Oh, also how many monogamous people actually just lie to their partners and step out on them. Most of a lot of them.

Very few people are lifelong monotonous. Listen, I've never been married because I never believed that or felt like I could ever like sustain a physical attraction with the same person for like 20 years. Like I just never felt like that would be a possibility, you know, so I just never bothered. So I mean, you know, two years or whatever. You know, and I could stay and fuck the same guy for a long time. But for some reason, you know, that sort of worry of having to be monogamous, that being locked down to it and that being the expectation.

Oh, he's just freak me the fuck out. Yeah. And again, to me, that says like why it's a kink. because it's something you have to, like, commit to and, and be intentional about. And, like, I think of kink as these, like, sort of skills and fetishes that you, you are dedicated to and you, like, kind of study and get into them and you have to, like, put in work to them a little bit. Like, they have facets. And I think monogamy is just no different, but it's been normalized. And I got an even deeper one that's going to go further into your thing. And then don't you

think that some people, like, are monogamous strictly so that they can cheat? and have that kinky, cheating kink sex, like the cheating kink sex, right? Because a lot of times, like, I've had guys sit across with me and be like, oh, my God, I just wish I could just like, fuck whoever I want and do whatever I want all the time and just like, fuck a ton of girls. I'm like, you kind of can do that. It's called being single, you know, but you've never done that in your whole fucking life. You know, and so many guys are like it, but I think that there's something, you know,

some people get off on fucking cheating, right? But it wouldn't be as hot if it wasn't taboo because they would. weren't locked down by somebody else. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm sure. I don't like it.

No, I definitely have not into it. I've had clients too who like before we even make an negotiation, before we even get to negotiation or when we're talking in the bar, they're like, oh, my partner doesn't know that I'm here. And I'm like, I don't need to know about that. Like if it's like that's not my business. Like that is part of, that's your business. Yeah.

Yeah. And I mean, I will say for me too, like I think the saddest part. about monogamy is I've seen and I've felt many instances where it's like it's it creates a situation that's right for resentment because it's like oh now that person is supposed to fulfill my every need and now I'm likely to get disappointed or it's like all these things that as a solo poly person in my life if some if something about one of my partners bothers me it's not that big of a fucking deal because I have I'm not around them all the time but like when you're like oh that's all I have, ew, he burps in front of me, he farts in front of me, like all the complaints that I get

from people, whatever it is, whatever it is that drives him crazy, suddenly it becomes a bigger deal because you're like, I'm supposed to be attracted to that, you know? And so I think just adding partners creates space where it's like, oh, it's fine. Like, I am more available to accept everyone who comes my way exactly as they are. They may not be a sexual fit for me. Not everyone is, I identify as a kind sexual. If someone is kind and respectful, and we have a good reason to overlap. Like, I've started using that as a term. Yeah.

Because I really like, if we want to connect as people, great. Like, I'm not demisexual. I don't need to know you forever and date you, but I do need to feel like we're connecting as humans. And all too often, sadly, I think that starts to dissipate in long-term connections because it takes work to continue to know who that person is every single day, because we're all constantly, hopefully,

evolving. Question for the both of you because we were talking, you know, Gigi started off this conversation talking about how doing sex work ruined her dating life. Like what has it been like for the both of you going out and dating outside of the ranch and having to put that part of your life on the table? Well, again, ruined it for me in the best way because where I'm at in life is I am unwilling to repress who I am for anyone, even my religious family anymore. Like now I just, it's out there, baby. Like, I'm writing about it. I'm owning it.

So if I've had lovers who can't handle it, they don't really stay in rotation very long. They excuse themselves. Yeah. They kind of get the fuck out. But I've luckily dealt with a lot of partners who can even be turned on by myself. sex work and can be like compersiony. And yeah, but the, the picture of my dating life before sex work and then after, like, I prefer it after because like we touched on earlier, I think I'm, I am owning my own value

and that is palpable energetically. So I'm just attracting in people who respect me more. I'm attracting in people who like treat me better even in my personal life. Yeah. What about you, Lou? where you're at with yourself. Yeah. Well, so I've never, it's been like a decade since I've attempted normie dating and it never

really worked for me. Like the part, the way that I'm wired, I'm, I require a lot of alone time and I'm pretty obsessed with my creative work, you know, which now sex is deeply integrated to. And I like the idea of having, you know, you know, anchor partner, rock partner, whatever you want to call it. But I have such specific desires that that person, you know, I'm open to. crashing into them, but normally I just have lovers. And I would say since my work at the ranch began, the quality of my lovers has improved because anyone who comes into my sphere knows that they

must present me with an utterly irresistible invitation in order for it to make energetic sense for me. And so I've now had the delicious benefit of being invited into other people's connections in really respectful and thoughtful ways. Like recently, I had one of my best girlfriends who was like, hey, I'm seeing this guy. Could I gift you to him? And I would do XYZ for you and nurture you this way.

And then like, but then it turned into actually, can we both play with you together? And we're just going to like give you a forehand massage and the two of them both massaged me. They're both like, like, bomb ass massage therapist. And it was like one of the hottest levels of

receiving in my whole life, you know? And everyone in my life who is my lover, if they're my lover, they're my muse, and they are comfortable with my sex work, like one of my partners last year who is a little more, you know, one of the only topy people in my life right now. Just he was wildly enthusiastic and supportive and really appreciated the fact that I am attracted to him and want to see him even though he's not work. And so he would go out of his way to invite me on cool adventures to create cool scenarios for us to have fun in and to make sure that I feel like valued and nurtured and respected.

You know, and the parts where I've fallen off the wagon and stumbled into something that felt more like normie dating. You know, I had a guy over the summer who like was like, no, I'm cool, I'm cool, I'm cool. I think I'm cool. I'm cool. And then he exploded when I shared a gangbang fantasy with him, just a fantasy, just out of my mouth. You know, and then he disappeared. So, like a ghost. And so I'm okay with that because that's filtration. But I would say on the whole, my lovers are just super grateful that I'm sharing. my personal intimate energy with me and they're very, very supportive of my work because why wouldn't they be? Like, it's my passion. It's my job. It's my love. But it's like,

also, it's like other people are doing casual sex. They're just not communicating with each other and they're not getting like a lot of money for it. So I'm like, why are people okay with that version? And they're like, weirded out. I'm a, a partisan. I have a joke in my standup that's like, you know, talking to the audience about how I'm a whore and like, wait, you guys aren't horrors like wait you have sex for free who like have some respect for yourself I was not like you're like you should like get paid for your work dinner like do they yeah oh and then they go to oh and they give you STI's because they stealthed you and took I mean that was that was a thing I got stealthed before going to the ranch that was one of my other final straws and so it's like I love

being in a place where I can be valued for how horny I am and feel safe yeah and but wait you just mentioned that you had a gang bang fantasy. I just want to remind everybody if they're listening. I mean, Gigi did end her episode last time she called with an impromptu gangbang she had. That took place last time she was in New York City. It was the first time you ever had one, right? Yeah. First and only so far. I mean, so it was only like a month and a half ago. Yeah. So like Luna, is that on your bucket list? Is that something that you want to do? Is it just a fantasy? Is it something that you want to set up for your? yourself. Absolutely. I mean, I have so many different fantasies and versions. I really want fantasies

to unfold. Like, if it takes a certain amount of producing, I don't want to have to be in the producer chair to do it. Like, I want to find the right, you know, the right spark of a person. But also, I mean, Gigi and I are going to New York soon and she sort of dangled the what if possibly. What if we get the gang together. I don't know. So I don't know. The gang is down, by the way, Luna. I haven't uploaded you. A gang is down. I'm like, yeah. I mean, what could be hotter than, like, sharing a gang bang with my bestie who's also tested it out for me?

Like, in the same way that I did all the brothel research, you've done the gangbang research. And now I can't. It would be so hot to hold your hand and share. Oh, yeah. I mean, that would be hot, too, but I'm also like, I don't know, getting your leftovers or, like, you know. Oof, that's hot too. Or holding hands while they, like, take turns. Like, yes.

I'm open. There could be many different possibilities. I'm sure there would be. But also like then maybe it would just turn into an orgy. I don't know. I don't know. I'm open. True. What's the difference? Like how do we make it? How do we keep it? I think gang banged. Laying there and they're kind of up, you know? Or like you know, I see them in like lines between us. We've set a very beautiful tableau. I feel like an orgy we all have to be like all over each other. True. Good distinction. Good distinction a lot of time thinking about this. Quick question, our last question. Like when you got, you know, you guys started out going to the ranch together. You've branched off. You hook up together outside of it. Like now, you know, at this point, do you guys, you know, go to the ranch every time together? Or do you guys do solo stuff now? Like, you go without each other and or you always go road tripping together when you go?

No, we've been without each other. It just depends. We like to line up our schedules if we can. But I've been going, I've been going a lot this year without my teaching. which is definitely not as fun, but we also get each other excited if we're there without the other. Oh, interesting.

You know, and Quantum Luna and Quantum Gigi are always there with us. So even if our physical form is not there, like we always feel our presence. Yep, yep. And how long has it been for both of you guys? Because you started together, like a year? We are coming up on our three-year of our three-four years.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, wow. Yeah. And we love it. We love it. It is our sexier. adult summer camp.

Like, we have so much fun. We always, like, pee our pants or almost pee our pants laughing. We just get so silly together in our downtime. Yep. And sometimes in parties. Oh, my God, we had this one party where we could not, especially me, we both were dying laughing. We couldn't obviously let the guy see were laughing.

But I, it was just, I had the giggles that day. And I could not hold it in. And at one point, it did slip out. And, like, this guy is, this guy was also. so submissive so he was like face down and we were like doming him from behind and um we were you were saying role play words that were making you laugh and i was trying so hard we were trying to do like a medical role play and we were the nurses so he was like submissive face down and we're doing stuff to his ass back there and i couldn't hold it in and the laughter came out and then i don't know

what excuse i made but i have make up an excuse of why i was laughing yeah but it was you I also was like so in character and wasn't sure exactly what you were laughing at. So I was kind of like straight manning on accident. But then I started laughing because I finally figured out that you were really just laughing. Yeah, just the whole thing was so silly. I don't know. It felt like I was out of sleepover with Luna and we were like, you know when you're out of sleepover and you get the giggles?

Like I love it. With your friends and you're little like. Yeah. I thought it's so hard to stuff. Yeah. But also I'm always like I'm a grown up kid no matter what. Yeah. I mean, that's sex at the end of the day is just play, right?

Like, we come there to play, to feel good, to express ourselves with each other and just explore and have fun. It's so fun. We come to this place to play. Do you guys know the Nicole Kidman? Oh, no. Reference? Oh, it's like, yeah, we come to this place for magic.

It's like the opening at the movie theater. We come to this place to come. Yes. Yeah. Oh, my God. I love it. you know, listen, I'm sure, I didn't know that you guys have been going for so long. I felt like, I feel like you probably have like 10 times more stories, but I love that we covered

a lot of different things besides your stories, right? We got your little monogamy as a kink thing. We could have probably rift on that for like an hour, but I need you guys to send me hot picks of yourselves. Like now, Luna, are you out and proud? Are you going to send me anonymous picks? Can you send me picks for my Patreon? You could send anonymous picks.

I have real picks of Gigi because she's out and proud. I don't know about you, Luna. I love it when people come see my face in person at the ranch, but I have tons of pictures on my Twitter and stuff of me where you just, you know, I mean, you can kind of get, you can figure out that I look pretty. But I like to leave some mystery, you know, a little bit of mystery. I'm practicing being mysterious. I'm not really very good at it.

But, you know, yeah, I can do some stuff. Yeah, send me some stuff. I mean, most people send me anonymous stuff because that's what I deal with most of the time. But it doesn't matter. You know, it's up to you. So you could just like cut your face out. If you want, that's totally cool. I know what you look like.

I'm verifying. You guys are both tens. Gigi's going to send me some more hot picks for her next one. She sent me a ton of great ones last time. And why don't you guys give a shout out to anything you want to promote? And I will put links in the description of this episode. Yeah. So you can follow me on Twitter at Lunar Secrets, L-U-N-A-R-E-C-R-E-T-S.

My website is lunorabi.com. and you can find both our profiles on Sherry's Ranch website, Sherry's Ranch.com, and then G-G-G-W-S-O-E-G-R-E-R-S. Yeah, I'm on Twitter, G-G-G, just 2-G's, at Sherry's, A-T-S-H-E-R-I-S. If you find Luna, you can find me. We're pretty all over each other's stuff. Oh, Luna.

Okay, I'm on your website. I'm just cutting off, but you'll say something, G-G-E-N-I-E-R-E-E-E-E-E-A-E-E-A. But you have tons of great picks on here that are anonymous. Anyway, go on. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Gigi, where you said? She's so gorgeous. No, I was just going to say you can like always pick up a copy of Cosmo on the shelves. My, my erotica usually starts on page 42. I'm writing all the, I'm writing all the time. You can read like a million pieces on the website, but the magazine comes out every quarter. So you can usually find my work there.

Yeah. Oh, my God. I love it. Okay, so send me a link and whatever you both want. You know, Luna, if you want me to do your website and, um, Gigi if you want me to do your Instagram or if you have a link tree I forget. I got you. I'll send you the link tree.

All right. Awesome. These are great. And these pictures Luna on your website, they're all fucking anonymous. They're all perfect. Yeah. Thanks. All right. Thank you guys. Thank you so much for calling in and sharing your story. You guys do sound a lot of like. I hope people know who the fuck is talking when they're or they'll just have to come see us in person

to figure it out to really get to the bottom of it. Yeah, exactly. Hire the two besties. Hire the two besties. Thank you guys. for calling. This was great. Thank you. Bye, you guys. Okay, I just want to tell you before you go that my book, it's called Strictly Anonymous Confession, Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers, is now available not only in paperback and e-book, but you can pre-order the audiobook. It's still not going to be out until August 25th, but you can pre-order it. The book is basically 17 different stories taken from my show. I kind of I picked one story from each category that I talk about on my show. Like there's a hot wife story.

There's a cuck queen story. There's a cuck story. There's a gang being girl story. Like I said, 17 stories. And they're all told in the third person. And they're all true. I took the interview and rewrote it in the third person. And I wouldn't really call it like a total erotica book. Think like Penthouse letters. It's more direct. It's not so over the top like erotica. I don't really like that kind of vibe, right? But these are true stories, 17 of them. They're really short chapters, easy read. You could read, you know, one or two and then skip around. You could read the whole book. It's available in eback format, paperback format, and finally, the audiobook is available coming out August 25th, but you could pre-order it now. And if you buy my book in any format or pre-order it, I will throw in a

complimentary link to my Discord. My Discord does not. not disappoint, okay? There's no way you get into my Discord any other way than getting the link from me, okay? I give it to people who buy my book. There's tons of people in there. Everybody shares content with each other, and that's what you get to do there. You could post your own pictures and videos. There's tons of channels. We have lots of contests where you can win a lot of money. It's a super fun place to be. It's a total, strictly anonymous community, and you will love it. I will be giving anyone who buys my book access to my Discord. It's private, Like I said, all you got to do is email me a screenshot of your purchase, whether you did the

audiobook, the ebook, or the paperback. Send it to me at Strictly Anonymous Podcast at gmail.com. That's Strictly Anonymous Podcast at gmail.com. And I will send you the link to Discord. So anyway, thanks so much for tuning in. Right. Good news. Strictly anonymous podcast is looking for people to.

call into the show. So if you lead an interesting, naughty secret life that you want to talk about while remaining anonymous or not anonymous, if you're out and proud, that's cool too. Send me an email, Strictly Anonymous Podcast at gmail.com. That's strictly anonymous podcast at gmail.com. Or go to my website, strictly anonymous podcast.com and click on, be on the show. If you have a short confession that you want to get off your back, call my Confessions Hotline, 347, 420. 3579. That's 347, 4203579. You could call that number 247. I change all the voices on the confessions too. So you remain anonymous. The number, the website, and the email address will all be in the description. If you want to follow the show, follow me at Strict Anonymous on either Instagram or

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That's patreon.com slash strictly anonymous podcast. The links and everything else I spoke about are all in the description. Thanks so much for listening.