Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 952 - Kathleen is Into Threesomes, Women, Cum Facials and More

Episode Date: October 29, 2024

Kathleen is into threesomes, women, cum and more and she called in to talk all about it. Tune in to hear all the details including how she went from being vanilla to being the opposite after she got divorced, the apps she went on and what she went looking for, the first couple she met up with and what went down with them including the ass play she had with the wife, how and why she switched from being sub to being a dom, the guys she dommed and what she did to him including pegging, the play party she went to and exactly what went down, the threesome she had where she cuckqueaned the girl, her first solo experience with a girl and what went down, the new couple she met that she continues to hook up, the threesome she had with them and what went down, the threesome she had with two guys and what went down and what didn’t go down, how ad why she loves cum and cum facials, the guy she met that had a really weird fetish that she wasn’t down for plus a whole lot more. **To see anonymous pics of KATHLEEN + anonymous pics of most of my female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at [e-mail] or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confesss while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://bluechew.com Get your first month FREE! https://butterwellness.com/ Try the Butter Wellness perineum massager and use code STRICTLY for 20% off your entire order Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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like I said, just use my code 37712 or go to the description and click on the link and you'll be taken right there. Now, today I have on Kathleen. Kathleen's fucking fun. Okay, now I don't know if you heard mine and Layla's confession call we had recently where we talked to people who called into her confession line there was a girl who was obsessed with Com and I'm like, oh my God, I want her on my show

because you put a title where a girl loves Com and everybody wants to fucking listen to it. And not only does Kathleen love Com and we talk about that. I keep that to the end of the episode but it does not disappoint. She also does a lot of other things and she's into a lot of other things

and we talk about that. I mean, this was a girl who was vanilla her whole life and then got divorced and started checking things off her list. I don't even think she had a list, but she just fucking did it all. I mean, it's like crazy the way she talks about it. She did, you know, threesome. She fucked a lot of different guys.

She's had, you know, two guys. She's had threesomes with couples, a couple different couples. She's done cuck queen scenarios. She's busy sending videos of everybody that she fucks and everyone she hooks up with to each other and everyone's like doing Bukakis. And that's when we talk about all of the cum that she's into

and she's really fucking into. come and she talks about that and uh she just talks about all her kinds of crazy experiences she did go after her relationship like on a mission not to have a relationship and just to have fun and that's exactly what she's doing and uh like i said she's got killer story she's done so many different things she's super fun uh her stories are great even what she's not into and like the story at the end i was like what is like something that you're not into even the story of her of what she was not into is fucking great so stay tuned for that that ends at the end of the end of the the episode, but you're going to love her.

I have hot picks of her over on my Patreon if you want to put a body to the episode. Go to my Patreon, patreon.com slash strictly anonymous podcast to see those picks as well as picks of all of my other female guests. But anyway, I'm going to get right to it and be right back on. Hi, Kathleen. Welcome to the strictly anonymous podcast. How are you today? I got home.

You're what? Yeah, just on my cat, San Francisco. You're calling from San Francisco. Is that what you're saying? Don't out yourself. Yes, yes. I'll out myself. You don't know what I mean?

No, don't want to. I don't know. But listen, Kathleen, the where I got you from was from Lela, from Curious Girl Diaries. Me and her have been doing some Girl Talk episodes where we chat. And she's been coming on my show listening to confessions from my people. And I've been going on her show and talking about confessions that have left on her confessional line. And one of them was yours. And you were like, you're confess.

Listen, there's so much more to you, right? But your confession that we chatted about was like your obsession with come, C-U-M, okay? And I was like, oh, my God, I need this girl on my show. Because I have found through my downloads and data, right, that, you know, when you have a girl on that's talking about how much she loves come, it is highly downloaded it. But that's what your popular episodes. Yes, you don't understand the power you yield with any guy. You should like have it as your, you should have it as your dating profile, like, tagline. It should be like, I love come.

And trust me, you're in. I don't have any, I don't have a problem of men like coming or people like attracted to my profile. But yeah, like complete, yeah, sure. Oh, trust me, it would be tenfold. I don't care how hot you are. It just makes you that much hotter, okay? If you're a ten, you go to a 15. So listen, besides though loving come, you have a whole back, you know, you have a lot going on.

You're also a woman who, you know, you have this couple that you and the woman, Dom the guy. So maybe you're like a unicorn. You do some group sex stuff. Like, you've done a lot of different things. You know, I don't know where to start, you know. I mean, you sound young now. I mean, how old are you now? I'm 42.

You're 42. Oh, so just so you know you're hitting your prime to love everything 10,000 times more right before you hit the wall. Yeah, yeah. These are the years for me. I'm relishing in it. Oh, yeah, you're just going to get hornier and hornier every fucking day. It's crazy. So how long have you been divorced, Kathleen?

It will be like three years since we separate in January. Okay. So now did you start like having an open life or marriage with him and got into all that stuff? No, no. We weren't open at all. We were monogamous for 12. years. Okay, great. So all this crazy stuff and you living out all these fantasies and having a lot of common doming couples and all this shit started after your divorce? Yep. Okay, so let's start there.

Or let's just go all the way back though. Like when you were younger, did you do anything crazy? Or you were like vanilla all your life till recently? Uh, it's recent. It wasn't like anything crazy. My sex life was pretty vanilla. I mean, there's stuff you do as like teenagers, but it's like, oh, okay, you had sex in a dressing room, but it was like there's nowhere else to like fuck. Yeah, of course. Yeah, yeah. It was shit like that. Okay, cool.

So you're married to a guy. The whole time, it's just like vanilla, normal sex. You guys don't do anything. It's monogamous. You never cheated. You were all good. You were into his com. Everything was good, right?

I wasn't even into his cum, and I wasn't, like, even really into his dick or anything like that. I, like, yeah, I never had a cum shot until after we were separated. Oh, my gosh. But was your sex life bad? Like, were you, like, unhappy? It wasn't like bad. I mean, in hindsight, like, just overall, I was unhappy in that relationship.

But, like, it was more like I describe our sex life as like a race to the orgasm. Like a race to the orgasm. Like, you knew what buttons to do and it was just like a race to get there. Oh, my God. Like, okay. Like, I would need like a finger in the butt. Like, I would need this. I need a vibrator.

And I was like, okay. Yeah, I got it. Okay. But, I mean, like, what happened after you got divorced that, you know, led to you going down this other path? Yeah, I was about to turn 40. So in the beginning, like, leading up to when we were married, I was like really, you know, down on myself, I was like, oh, God, I'm going to be 40, blah, blah. And then I was like, oh, great, now I'm going to be divorced.

And it was, like, very, I mean, my perception has totally changed. But going into it, I had never had been on, like, the apps or anything like that before when I was last single. So it was kind of like asking some different friends, like, what do you do? how do you do this? I was working on myself a lot and I didn't really want to. I was serial monogamous most of my life, so I didn't really want to fall into like another relationship right away with somebody just because they're nice or whatever else.

And you realize you wasted like five years of your life with someone because they were like comfortable. And they were like fine enough to hang out with. So I have a friend who is the gay man. So he was kind of my shaman for the hookup apps and going into it. So you knew that you just wanted to go out and like fuck some guys. Yeah, I just wanted to fuck some guys. And it was also like I had people around me that was like supportive of just me fucking some guys and not having like a relationship and just like you having someone come over to have sex.

Yeah, cool. And that was going to be probably the first time you were going to roll like that, right? Because you were like married most of your life. It was the first time I was going to roll with it sober too. Because any other time that I had like one night stands, I was usually like fucked up. So I stopped drinking this time as well. Okay. How long have you been? I haven't drank since I'm 34, so I'm sober for a long time, too. And the numbers do change drastically a lot of times when you don't drink, right? Yeah. Well, it was also just like, well, one thing, it's like, I just want to fuck, right? So it's like, don't talk to me. Like, the more you're going to talk to me, the left likely I'm going to want to fuck you.

But how long have you been sober for not drinking? It's about like a few days after my husband left. So that's going to be about three years, too, in January. So like two in the three quarters or something now. Okay, so now you're clear-headed, you know exactly what you want to do. It's all intentional and you just want to get laid. So you go on to like apps. Now, were you going on to like vanilla apps or were you going on to like Swinger apps? I was, it was like pretty vanilla. I was just like, oh, I'll start with like Tinder.

Okay. And I did that and that because that was like, oh, like other people that I had that are like more vanilla. You know, they're like, oh, this is Bumble. This is blah, blah, blah. And I was like, I don't want that. So it was Tinder, but now I kind of, friend of Tinder is like the wild, wild last of like dating apps because you have like all sorts of

things. You have people that want to like hook up. You have like kinky people. You have like people that don't know what they want. You have people that want to find a life partner. Like it's just like all over the place. Wow. That's interesting. Because I think of Tinder as like a hookup app, but I guess it just got in and dated with all kinds of stuff now. Yeah. It's just like everything. And then I had a guy that I met on Tinder and he was just like, you should be on field. Yeah. And, and, and, And I said like, what's that? And then he like proceeded to bring up this profile that was like, I still have not seen a profile this like NETSO the whole time like I've been on there.

But it was like this girl that he had a date with, she asked him to like start talking her like linear about linear algebra. And she was like getting squeamish under the table. And then he was like, are you okay? But he was just really getting turned on during him talk about linear algebra. she sent him a video of her masturbating when he was, he sent her like one of his papers that he'd written. He's like, I felt like I need consent from my co-writer. Now, are you a girl that he met on field and he's telling you about another girl or is this one of your?

No, he met me on Tinder and we went on and then he told me about Field and then I signed up on Field. Now, are you a girl that he met him met on Field and he's telling you about another girl or is this was a friend of yours? No, he met me on Tinder and we went on and then he told me about Field and then I signed up on field. that's a place for crazy people and you decide to go on. None of you guys are deterred by the crazy girl. No, no, I'm not deterred by the crazy girl. Okay, go. So you go on to field now, right? Mm-hmm. And then it was, I liked it better as far as you were able to kind of get to the point. You were able to just say like, what are you into Kinkwise? And then you can go from there. So you can kind of see if you. But what were you looking for, though? So but what were you looking for, though? So, but what were you

looking for at that point now because you just kind of like went on to Tinder you're looking just to fuck but like what are your kinks and like specific things that are coming up for you that you're like putting out there with these guys at that time I was more into kind of um I related to being like a brat like submissive at when I started on field it since has changed a lot of that's kind of what I was going into when I first start on field. I was very much like, okay, I figured out what I am. I am this role. This is what I am. And this is what I want to do. And I want to find regular partners to explore this with. Right. So you were looking for a dumb. Yeah. And that's not what happened.

Right. Okay. Cool. So tell me what happened. What happened was I started, I would get men that said they were dominant. But I would end up doing. like a switch of power with them. It wasn't like I didn't feel confident in their abilities. So I wouldn't let them dominate me and kind of have like a switch, like a power switch. And I didn't do that on purpose. And I just kind of realized it in hindsight after that's what was happening.

Like people would kind of come in there with like not a lot of experience and just expect me to behave this way. And that's not what I'm like, you need to like earn it and you haven't earned it. I had a lot of one-offs that year, and then I had a couple people that ended up, like, sticking around. Like, it was either, like, I had sex with them, like, one time, or I just ended up, like, seeing them for, like, a year. I'm still in contact with some people that I met from there. Okay. So that's all normal.

Just hook up stuff. Like, one-night stand, just fucking any guy you want, having fun. And how was that for you considering you were always, like, married with the same guy? Were you digging the variety? It was fun. It was exciting. I mean, seeing a bunch of different dicks in my life. Like, that was exciting.

Or being with women for, like, group played. That was fun. That was like, okay, but you haven't brought that up yet. So see, this is where, like, I need to rail you in because we didn't even get to girls. At this point, you're just meeting guys. Like, when do the girls come into play? Um, it started being when, because it was like the novelty thing of like, I've never had a threesome.

I want to have a threesome. So it, like, I met one couple. And I was just like, okay, like, this will do. like check it off my list. It's not like perfect scenario, but like, who the fuck cares? Like, I want to try this out. And then I ended up being more into her than into him. But, and then we just like, you know, hooked up that one time. Okay. But why don't you walk me through that experience? Okay. So you go online. You're looking for these doms. You're having a lot of one night stands. It's great. You're seeing a lot of different dick. You're having a great time.

Now you're like, I want to like have a threesome and I want to hook up with a woman. Have you, had you ever been with a woman before or was this going to be your first time? I had done like soft, like, like makeout stuff. I hadn't been like had sex with a woman. Right. You never went down on a girl before. Mm-mm. But you wanted to? Yeah, I was like curious about it. Cool.

I was like, I'm doing this, these other things. Why not try it? Yeah, yeah, I love it. So you're curious. You're like, now let me try this. So you go on, you're like, I'm looking for a threesome and you get hit up by a couple. And they weren't like perfect, but they were, you're like, I'm going to like hook up with them. Like, what you said something like, oh, they weren't that idea.

That happened with like dates with men too. Or I was like, oh, that's what they'll do for tonight. I'm not like really into them, but they're fine for tonight. Like, I'm not doing anything else. I give you credit. You weren't that picky, that's what you're saying. Yeah. Okay. So you Yeah, I wasn't like, like some people, it was just like, okay, I'll see him for tonight. That's fine. Some are done. Yeah, yeah. No, listen, if you're looking to like, you know, live it up, I don't think you can be really picky, right? Because it takes a long time to meet the perfect person, right? So, you know, you probably wouldn't have had half the experiences you did if you didn't kind of just like lower your standards lightly. Also, I had like, I was lucky with some, like, good sexual chemistry with like a guy in. like when like I first took up with and then like in the very beginning and then I realized very quickly that it's like oh yeah that's not easy to find like good sexual chemistry with someone so

it was kind of going through people for find that yeah I got it I get it okay so you meet this couple now where do you guys all hook up were they a married couple were they like a just dating were they older younger they were married we got like um like a caught like a mocktail cocktail cocktail situation. And then we went back to like my place, which was where I, because I lived in the condo that my husband and I lived with for like a year after we separated while the divorce was going through. So we hooked up there.

Okay. Now were you nervous? Were you super attracted to them? Like what was going down that first time? Because this is like a big deal for you, I would assume. It was like, it was just kind of like, huh, okay, there's two people in the bed. So that's weird. Like that's interesting.

But it wasn't like, I tried to kind of be president not to get in my head too much during these new situations so I can enjoy the moment. Yeah, I get it. But what exactly happened during that experience? What happened? He was like, he was dumb. He was just like a stoner guy and he was like, okay, like let's get naked. Like there wasn't really any like fucking like excitement about it.

I was just like, all right. Like I guess we're all going to get naked. And then I ended up kind of like lean the show or directing people when I was like, You guys have like the fucking experience. Oh my God. Yeah. They're crazy. Saying like, all right.

Like which one of you wants to get your ass played with? Like, come on. Like let me know. And then it was like, and then like what? And then she was like, okay, I'll do it. And it was just like very like, they weren't talking very much. And I was doing most of the communicating, which was like weird for me. Because I was just like, you guys like fuck all the time or you have sex with like other people all the time.

I'm like, why am I leading the show here when this is my, like, first three-sum? Even though I didn't tell him that, but it was just. Yeah, no, I totally understand where you're coming from. You're like the odd one out. They're together with each other. They shouldn't be nervous. You should be, but you weren't. Now, did you go down on that girl?

Like, did you do everything with her? Was that, like, your first time? I didn't, I didn't go down with her. I stretched out her ass song because I'm really into ass play. Mm-hmm. So that I did with her. She didn't want, like, a vibrator or anything done. She ended up, like, not coming.

Like he there was like some hot modes like where I was like you know straddling him like making out with him and she was like giving him head and he was like pushing her head down and he ended up like coming from like fucking me from behind and I had like a vibrator and she was like making out with me while I was like kind of in doggy style. But like I didn't even know he came. He like made nose down any reaction when he came. He was just like done. But wait a second. When you said what did you do to her ass you like? said that really fast. I don't understand.

I was like stretching that with like some beads. Oh, okay. So using anal beads and stuff on her. Using anal beads, yeah. Okay, cool. And you love anal play, like doing it to other people and as well as on yourself? Yeah. I do like it. I don't really force it. Like I try to make people over there at. Like if I mean, you shouldn't force it. Yeah, it's not something should be forced for anything. But that one definitely is like you don't want any like fucking anal tears or shit like that. That's a delicate area.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But she was down for it. The girl was down for it. Yeah, she was down for it. And then they had done some, like, light and it'll play. Okay. All right, cool. All right.

So now you're into, like, having threesomes and hooking up with women. No? I wasn't like, oh, this is what I'm going to do now. It just happened, like, a few times. Okay. So after that threesome, you're like, this is okay. It's not like you go strictly looking for threesomes. You're still on the app open for different things.

And you're just, like, hooking up with guys and stuff. Yeah, and it's a lot easier. far as like the market. It's a lot easier to find single men than like couples. Yeah, of course. And also it's harder on for couples too. Like, oh, I need to be attracted to two people. Yeah, of course.

Yeah. Because you said that the other guy, those, that couple you were more attracted to the woman. Do you ever wind up going? I forgot to ask you. Like, do you ever in the middle of this? I know we're going to work ourselves up to that couple that you're doming right now. But like,

and talk about your comfetish. But like, do you ever wind up like going to a swing or event or a hotel takeover or getting into the lifestyle at all? I haven't done like too many like, group like I mean I've gone to parties as far as like I know it was kind of like there was some like like BSM and like exhibition like and then that I do

with like a partner that's been regular for like a year and a half or so now and like I went to like a play party with him I didn't I didn't play with like anybody else there but like you know I was fucked in front of people and like watch people and it was fun I have a nice time yeah well that's a thing you know I'm trying to get all your things and trying to go to carotical or I don't know so you eventually need some kind of a mess right now. No, it's not. I'm trying to keep you on track. You're

just going all over the place, but that's okay because I'm just trying to see like where the good stories are. So you're, you did, you were finding it hard. We could go back to like why you switch to being a dom because at first you're bratty sub and you were finding it hard to find doms that you decide to like do a switch and you become a little bit more dom yourself and you were like enjoying that. It was more encouraged by men that were looking for someone who is I know. That's why I tell Layla. I mean, you listen to Layla and you know her. You know, she's always on my show and she loves being like a dom. And I'm like, you don't know how, you know, powerful that is too, because so many guys want that and so many women just want to be submissive. Do you know what I'm saying? And so guys really want a dominant female in bed. And I feel like a lot of the times it's really performative or you put a man in a spot to be performative. There's a guy that I see right now and he's on his own slut journey. But, I'm the only one that he's submissive with, but like, I have sex. And I'm like, yeah, I don't know how you, you don't even have it in you to be dominant.

Like, I don't, I don't understand how this works with your other partners or what happens, but this must be like pretty performative. What? That he's being submissive or he's being dumb. I'm not following you. He's being dominant. He's trying to be dominant with you? Yeah.

No, he's not trying with me. He's doing it with other. That's what he says. Yeah. And you don't believe him because he's so sub with you? No, no, I believe him. But it's just, it's just funny to me or it's funny to me that that's all women want or they want to be submissive. Like, everybody has their own thing, but it's just so, that's so much the norm that they want a man to be dominant and they want to be submissive.

But when I'm dominant, I do, like, give a lot of care. And I do as far as, like, not do things that I want to do to, like, push someone to do. But one of the compliments I get from partners is I have them be, like, comfortable in the bedroom pretty quickly. I hooked up with a couple different men where it was there was one guy where he said he was a switch and he we met he was also an ass play but he was like really fucking annoying me during like the hookup. Why?

What did he do? He was just like really moaning and was like oh I was like really performative. It was just like really annoying. So I finally just like sat on his face with my ass and to give him to shut up. And I just said like, how does my ass taste? He's like, oh, it's so good.

And I was just like, oh, you're so annoying. Like, so it kind of got me being a little like needer to him. Right. And that's what he wanted. That's probably what he wanted. Exactly. Yeah. Or I had another guy that I was, he said he was a subling switch.

He was in an ass play. I thought I was mostly playing with his ass with like an inflatable and an inflatable plug where you like pump it up. and it hits their prostate. So it was kind of a nice way to have control without, say, having, like, a strap on on or something else, like, and being dominant. Do you like to do the strap on, too? You use that as well? I do.

I don't use it as often, like, because, like, a lot of times, like, men aren't, like, their asses is trained. Like, trained, so you need to kind of start from, like, the beginning up, like, and so I haven't had anyone that I get a, like, peg regularly at the, at this time, I was seeing like someone we were both very into Ask Play, so that was fun. I got to do it then, but I'm looking for someone to practice on right now. Right. So you just sound like, you know, whoever you wind up meeting, like they turn you onto something and you're just like open and down to explore and try anything if it comes your way. I love to be a student. Yeah, it sounds like that because it just seems like you've got in many different directions

just from meeting this person or meeting that, you know, you're not really fixed in what you like. You're open, which is great. You're like exploring. Yeah, I like to say I'm not one thing. Yeah, you're not. Or I'm flexible with different partners to have different dynamics. Like I don't expect to have sex with someone the same way as I do with somebody else. It's always quite different.

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safety information and I thank blue choo for sponsoring the podcast right and it's not but like okay so you go to what you wind up going to like a play party right with a guy I mean and you go there you don't play with anyone else but you do fuck in front of the people are you like when you go to the place like that are you like oh wow I want to go do this again or you're like oh that was fun and you know been there done that check it off the list like how was that experience It was, that experience was more, him and I have exceptionally good chemistry. And he made me feel like very seen at that party. He was very good at, because I was, I didn't really know what to expect going into it.

I had never been to one. Yeah. You kind of like picture like a huge bed, a bunch of people like watching you have sex or something. And what was it like? No, that's how I would picture it. It was like a, it was some sort of like house that was converted. There was like different rooms. There was one room that had like a long kind of bench like that was like kind of have like a light padded bed like kind of that you'd use for like lawn furniture almost I guess.

But it made it look like a long bed against the wall where you could probably fit like seven or eight different couples along that wall. Yeah. There was kind of like an they have like social areas and then they had like play areas. Now do you see like what was that experience like? because, you know, seeing other people having sex in front of you, probably, like, for the first time, right? I guess that would have been the first time. And what was that like? It was fun.

It was hot. It was also fun to go with him and have him, like, he was really good at, like, dirty talk. Like, oh, like, my friends are so jealous that I get to fuck you. Like, you have, like, you're, like, pussy so tight. Like, very good things that, like, made me feel, like, special while I was there, like, having sex with this man who's, like a babe. Right, right, right. In front of these other people. But what, but did you find out you were an exhibitionist and you enjoyed people watching you get fucked in front of people? Did you enjoy seeing other people? Were you a voyeur? Like, what was the hottest part of that experience?

I enjoy it, but it's, I'm not squeamish about it, but I want to say it's like one of my six. Right, right. I mean, it's either your thing and you know it. Like if you fucked in front of people and you're like, okay, that was fine. You know, you're not an exhibition. Yeah, but I've done some stuff to you where it was like, like my friend had like a cuck holding thing. fantasy where someone was like fucking someone that she regularly has sex with and she couldn't do anything about it and that was like more fun for me. Okay. So you did that with her? Were you the person that fucked her guy while she was tied up or something? How do you meet this girl and how does this whole scenario come down? We had met we had known each other like we had worked together

before. A few years went by a mutual friend of ours with like oh she was talked about being single and kind of wanted to try out like slut lifestyle like you know fucking a few different people. And he was like, you should talk to Kathleen. So like we met up, like we reconnected, talked. And then shortly she moved to Los Angeles. And then she was kind of like we would talk on the phone and talk about like our different stories or what was going on with her for dating, etc. And then she shared with me that she had this fantasy of being like a cut queen. Yeah. And she had like one partner that she was seen regularly. And I was like, sure, like I'll go down there and do that for you. and she was like oh really i was like yeah so we had kind of started uh like a text exchange it wasn't

like a lot with the three of us just to kind of be familiar of like what people liked like he was also and really intergiving ass play so that worked for him and like we would kind of send each other like videos like with our other partners like say like i want you to do this in this video and then like send it to me oh so she was getting videos of you fucking guys are doing shit with guys and you and you were getting stuff of them together. Yeah. Okay. That's hot.

So they had to kind of back to like build it up where I was like, I know you don't like facials, but send me a video like coming on your tit. And then like, you know, she would send me a video. But did you dig that? Yeah. It was super fun. Right. Oh, facials?

Yeah. I love facials. But actually seeing it also too of someone else. Oh yeah. That was a lot of fun. It was a lot of like someone making a video for you. Yeah. Way hot.

Which like that, that I'm into and that I'm into like partners doing and like sending me a a video. I had one guy, he would like, I would send him stuff and then he'd send me a video of him like dirty talking me and like coming in his load on like on a mirror or something. So you just like see all the cum there. For the cum girl, we're going to end with your love of cum. Don't worry about that. I'm saving enough for the end.

But we'll work towards there. But that's why I was like, oh, you must have love that Bukaki shot. Okay, so wait. So you're sending hot videos back and forth. We send a few videos. I set up a time that I could go to L.A. went down there and it was it was that was like a lot of fun it was a lot of fun to tease her it was fun to tie her up it was fun to like give her like looks while i was like making out with him and she was like

oh you're like such a bitch and i said and i asked them hey like can you grab my panties and stuff them in her mouth please like i'm sick up hearing her talk oh you're a good dom so it's kind of some stuff like that that we did and then she ended up like not being tied up and taking like a bunch of like pictures and videos which was fun too is this the couple that you're doming? Is this that experience? Oh, okay. This is a different one. Okay, because that's a little dom of you too. I mean, you're taking control of that whole scenario, taking advantage of him, telling her what the fuck to do, right? Yeah, a little bit. And it was kind of like that, kind of like where that stuff where you see in hindsight now, you're like, oh yeah, that was pretty

dumby of me. Like, okay, that makes sense where, why I'm here now. Yeah, I think so. Now, did you wind up hooking up with her or just her guy while she watched? Just her guy. Okay. Now, do you ever wind up hooking up with any women for real, like go down on them, like going all the way eventually. Yeah, like with this couple, like, we've done, like, dates together, her and I, and we've, like, hooked up, like, solo separately. So how did you meet this couple that you're currently are hanging out with? I met them on field.

Okay. The gift that keeps on getting for you. Field. Pardon? So Field is, like, the gift that keeps on giving. I mean, you get all your people there? Yeah, I get most of them on field. I might, like, venture onto, like, but I need, like, kind of update, like, get that

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what's their deal? Are they like super hot? Or what they were looking for a threesome? No, I had hooked up with her. Together we heard and I had a date, just her and I. She had listed kind of the stuff that she was interested in. I said I didn't know if I was, you know, interested in, like, group play or whatnot at this time.

Her and I had, like, very good chemistry, a very nice date, nice, like, makeout session. And, like, we had, like, really good chemistry. And then later, she kind of, like, talked about, like, and thought about, like, she's like, my, I want to, like, focus more on group play. Like, are you still interested? And in group play, she means, like, with another guy. He means with her, her guy. Okay. But when you went on your solo date with her, is that when you went down on her? Or you wind up doing that when you're with the guy? No, we had another solo date after that and then that's when I went down on her.

And so how was that experience? You're finally with a woman. It sounds like you actually like her because you're going on dates with her, right? I mean, you're into her. You know, how was that one-on-one experience? That's a very different thing than going, having a threesome with a couple. So what was that experience? Oh, yeah. It's way different. Yeah. Definitely way different. Of course. Her and I, I feel like, had really good chemistry, which I feel like with women, I definitely moved slower. Uh-huh. I think some of it's, like, not having that experience and just not, like, totally sure if I want to or not.

But it was fun. It was hot. She also leans dominant. So it was very interesting to, like, it was kind of looking in the mirror a little bit. Yeah, for sure. Because she was very similar to you is what you're saying. Was she hot?

Like, was she your type? I don't know if I have like a type, like, as far as like, women or like, I mean, men have definitely kind of leans towards like nerdy guys, but not all of them are. Right. Okay. You like nerdy guys. But when it comes to women, you just had a chemistry with her. Yeah.

It was just a chemistry. Right. So when you were doming with her, when she was very dominant and you're there together and you're finally like, you know, going all the way with a woman, did you enjoy, the experience? I did. I enjoyed the experience. It's also kind of nice that I don't have like that pressure to be like a partner because

it's more like a fun relationship, like a friendship like having sex or if and then the same with like it leads with her like we can just hang out or the same with like her partner. So that's kind of been nice about having a relationship with them. Right. So eventually she says, hey, like let's do some group things and you're like, okay, I'm down. Yeah, she, they just said like, let's do all a date where are you going to meet, you get to meet him. And then we all ended up like hooking up after that. And how was that threesome?

Was that a good one? Yeah, that was probably like up there. That one, it was a lot different. Like I had another one with two men where that was definitely a lot of fun for me and one of my favorite threesome. But like this one was like it was, we had like really good instant chemistry as far as her and I. co-doming him and it was like such a high like it was it was so much fun yeah i can imagine i mean especially for him too that must have been top of the mountain for him he's got two dom girls and you and that girl now that sort of thing that you have in common like works in that situation because you

could both dom the guy yeah and they already have that established like trust and relationship so i just get to like come in and have fun yeah amazing we just got to get it like gang up on somebody and have like you know so that that was a lot of fun for me i want to get the story about the two guys too, but real quick with these guys. I mean, do you see this couple? Like, do you see them often? I mean, how many, have you been with them for a while? I don't see them as often. Not as often as like, but, you know, we all have like busy lives. So, you know, every like few months or something, we'll see each other. Okay. But we'll kind of like keep in contact in between that. And so you sometimes hook up with her solo, sometimes together, right? I mean,

it's like anything's on everything's on the table, correct? Yeah. Right. Okay. So now how do you wind up with two guys. Do you want an end do you wind up doing like D.P or spit roasting or DVP or all of the I do P.P unfortunately. That I haven't done. But it's your dream. That was like I wanted to do. But like another guy was like so to backtrack. I had a partner. He's since moved away to Oregon. God Bob was his nickname. I was still keeping contact. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Very, very fit. very good looking. I usually date younger. So he's like, he's like 30 now. So he's like 12 years younger than me. Yeah. But one of his kids that he told me in the beginning when we started hooking up was that he was really into like like sloppy seconds or not quite like cockholing, but more like Stagg Vickson like sharing a woman with another man. Right. So he had told me that before, but it wasn't like something that we like I would kind of send him like pictures or videos of me with like other men. But we had a.

done it so he was once like hey do you want to like fuck me and like this guy like tonight and I was just like sure like I'll do that like okay but it was like he had like used before this was like six months in or whatever so we'd already like established like we had like good like a good rapport going on by them and so we went to the guy's place and it was it was it was just it was a lot of fun like it was pretty like fluid and I'm trying to thing but yeah it was like interesting because they were like both like very into like this dynamic like I describe it as like I got a lot of compliments the whole time and I like didn't like I was just like not really knowing what to expect I was just like yeah I just got like attention from two men and got a ton of compliments the whole time like great yeah like why not I mean who like yeah I was like someone like complimenting like my body and how like pretty my pussy is the whole time and how much like they're having fun with me or how hot I look doing this or that like cool sign me up yeah it's like double and getting that from one guy is good enough but that was like two times yeah but like two times at the same time yeah oh my god you know adored it's like okay yeah that was

pretty fun right but that time you didn't do a dvp but a dp but you would love to do a dp that's on your list yeah i like to do a dp but like i'm picky about it that's not going to be like oh like just anybody right okay so um you know should we get so you had that experience you had two guys now, have you ever done anything more than two people at a time? No. Okay, so you haven't gone there. Should we get to the, like, should we just end with all your come loving experience? I don't know.

Is there anything else crazy that you do? You're very, like, flipping about things. So maybe you don't even know all half the stuff that you did. I don't even know that it's like crazy anymore. I know. It's like, it's just, it seems so everyday to you, but I don't think you realize how it's not very every day. I know it's not now.

But like, yeah, it just kind of seems like also. don't put a lot of expectations on things. Like if it happens, it happens. Great. I'm excited about it. Yeah, no. I mean, you're really sewing your wild oats. It's like crazy.

Like I said, and you have this way about you, the way you dish out the information as if it's like, you know, you're talking about going to the store and buying clothes. But it's like these really crazy experiences. A little bit. I'm pretty casual about it. Yeah. I'm like, yeah, this is what happens. Yeah, that's why I'm like, I don't know if there's anything more.

Am I done? You know, you could have like 10 more things. things up your sleeve that you're just like, oh yeah, I didn't realize I had a gang bang and you wanted to hear about it. Yeah, I haven't had a gang bang. I haven't done that. So let's get into your comop session. Sure.

I mean, when did that start? Is that a new thing? Were you always into company? I mean, it started like, you know, pretty early into it. It was, I remember the first time some guy, like, came on me and I was like, what? He didn't, like, come inside me. Like, I'm so confused right now. because I had never done it before

and then it was it went into some guy that was like really into it and talking to me about it and then like you know asking me like where do you want my load blah blah blah kind of thing and you know that was like a kind of a one-off and then I started like asking for it on my face

because I like to see like the shock on their face when they would like you are so fucking funny why because you like one for it because I like to see them be like oh okay and let's get all excited because it'd be like yeah usually some girls are like on my stomach and I'm like do it on my face like that's where I want on my face like come on my face like if you're gonna do this come on my face yeah you're so right most girls would not that would never be it's so fucking funny like on my fucking face so no girl would say that right I'm like no like even I won't get ahead of so it's start with that and then I had a partner that we were like he took him long distance for a while and he was really into facials so and like really into like kind of like seeing a load or seeing come and he's the one who would send me like me him jerking off in the mirror

and having like a load all over there so that's when I and I was really into him so that's kind of when I started to get like really into like oh I'd love seeing like this like tribute like all this like fucking come all the mirror that he's like thinking about me like that's like so hot so and then it would be like I would be with like other partners and ask for like a facial and then I would send in the video of like me gaining a facial from the other guy. Now do these people all know that you're passing around videos or no or doesn't matter. I don't even know. Yeah, they know.

They know. Right. Okay. So, yeah. Right. So you're into like, I mean,

I know you love like the shock on their face, but like when they're actually jizzing all over your face, do you love that feeling to? Oh yeah. I like rub it. I like scoop it up. Oh, it's like rub it all over my body.

I put it in my mouth. I put it in their mouth. Oh my God. I like pull them in for like a. kiss afterwards. Like I had the same one who took me that play party. He was over here like two days ago and we were going and he's like he's like I want to like be inside you like or like you know I want to feel you come while I'm inside you. I'm like I want your cum all over me. And he's like, okay well let's like compromise like let's do this and then this like is that a deal.

And was like yes. So I came while he was inside of me and then he pulled off and like jerked off and like kind of like all over my face and I was like just scooping it up. And it was way hot. It's really hot here right now, too. So it was like, one of those, like, just like, the room's hot. It's hot. And then, like, a hot load on my face. Oh, yeah.

And listen, you know what I think when it comes to come? I think there's a lot of testosterone in cum. So swallowing it, rubbing it into your skin even more so is just putting in more testosterone in you and just making you more fucking horny. That's what I think. Yeah, like, I mean, like having like a pussy filled with calm, it's like, okay, when are we going again? Like.

Oh my God, guys must love when you, like you said, that shock that they see when you're like, do it on my fucking face. I mean, don't you notice like the way guys react when they realize how into come you are? Yeah, like I have another guy that I date. So we like more date and like hang out like every week and do stuff. And but we also do have like great sex and he's definitely lean more vanilla or, you know, he's kind of trying things as he goes. But like I had a suspicion that he hadn't done a facial.

before and I mentioned it like a few times like well I just like coming inside like you know girl that's what I like and I was just like I was like oh you've never done it dude like so it was like I was kind of goading him like being more you know he wanted to fuck me and I was like you know I'm like if you want to fuck me then you have to come on my face yeah like you can fuck me but you have to come on my face that's where I want it yeah and he's like okay okay so uh he did it and he's like do you want me to like in this position or this and I'm like do you know Okay. Oh, my God. Kneel over me and come on my face. Oh, my God. He was very good. Yeah. And he was like, oh, yeah.

Yeah, that was really hot. Yeah. Oh, my God. And then when you're scooping up, do you find that a lot of guys, like, in the heat of passion will, like, sort of take it from you? Because you said you like to shove it in their mouths and your mouth. Yeah, most like you.

Yeah, some guys are, like, anti that. Like, I have. I've had guys that are like anti that, but like, you know, we don't, I don't really see anyone now that's like that. Because also like if a guy goes down on you, like you have it all over your face afterwards, you know, so. No, I know. Stupid. It's not like fluids are in exchange. It's pretty silly.

Like if you're going to be like, I'm not saying for you to like put in a cup and drink it in an hour later. That's different. Exactly. But in the heat of passion for guys to be so like, oh, don't get near me. Like it means I'm getting. It's like so stupid, you know. Yeah. It's just like dumb.

Like, you know, you're going to taste yourself. It's like, boo-wood that's coming out of you. It's like, you know, it's very silly. So, no. Or, like, yeah, like, usually guys I'm with, too, they're kind of like some sort of, like, queer adjacent or whatnot. Like, they'll have, like, sex with, like, trans girls or see men and, like, or do group or something like that.

Right. Because you said you like younger, you know, I think the younger guys are more open nowadays anyway, you know, to begin with. Oh, yeah. For sure. Like, I mean, a lot of my partners, they'll be like, oh, yeah, well, I do this or, it's like a lot, it's a lot different than the older guys.

If you were fishing in the older pond, you get a lot more of the guy saying like, oh, keep my calm away from me, you know, kind of thing. But because you're, yeah, like I think the oldest side was with like 40, like this German guy.

But he's still like what fuck dudes. But I don't know how that works. Well, that's because these German, Germans are very open sexually. They're, they're like, they're weird.

Yeah, they're like, yeah, they're kind of weird. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. thing very dirty going on in Germany. They're like, it's a, yeah.

They, you know, they're not like, uh, close minded at all. Um, so that's so fucking funny. Any stories we missed? I mean, we could keep talking about your come. Like, I just want to make sure I covered everything. I don't, yeah, I don't know. I mean, I try to like get good stories in there. You have a time of stories.

Let me, okay, let me ask you this. Let's like, so, right, you've been three years divorced. You're kind of like, you know, living out all of your fantasies. you still have more to live out. You haven't done DVP, DP, you know, you like pegging guys. You still haven't found a guy to let you do that. You're open to everything. You're having fun.

I mean, do you see yourself doing this like five years down the line? Are you like not open to a relationship or do you ever see yourself getting in a relationship? And if you did, do you think you could be monogamous? Like, what does your future look like for you? Yeah, sure. That's a great question. It's formed as a lot different than where it was now. Like, you know, I don't go on a lot of first dates or not or now.

I have more of a stable than, say, when I first started. Right now, I have that couple that I see, like, pretty sporadically. I have another partner. It's mostly play, but we have, like, a great time, like, being together. Like, that was the one with the play party. And he, we see each other about once a month. And then I have the other guy that I date and I see him about once a week. Right.

So for that, for me, that feels like very full. I'm still kind of looking for, say, other people to explore more like, dominant submissive dynamics. Uh-huh. But I'm like, you know, starting to like search for that. That's kind of what I'm like going out looking for right now. I feel like I don't know if I'd want to like live with someone again. I don't know if I'd want to get married to someone again.

Uh, but for me, it took me a while to be ready. Like I had a relationship that was long distance where I was very like all consuming. It was still open. But, um, a long time to kind of get to the point of like, working on myself and being confident in myself and like self-regulating and finding things around me that nourishing me and not looking for that external validation from another partner. Yeah. To be ready to say like to date someone where I do care about them deeply and can see them on a

regular basis, but they're not my life. Yeah. And so you're waiting to get your feet on the ground so that you could have that, like that kind of relationship is what you ultimately want is what you're saying. I mean, I do. I feel like the guy that I do see once a week is kind of heading towards, you know, that like we do care about each other deeply or like I am more vulnerable with him and it kind of spreads out to me being more vulnerable and like say my other relationships. Right. But what do you ever

right? But do you ever think you know after sort of experiencing all this stuff and threesome's and seeing other couples invite you in and everything like do you ever think you'd consider having an open relationship or do you think if you like you also on the other hand would you do you see yourself being fully monogamous to another person in the future. I do not see myself being monogamous for the rest of my life. I don't see that happening. I don't like put that on the table. I'm not saying both.

I met the right person like blah, blah, blah, blah. Like we all, I have different friends and they serve different needs in my life and I feel like it's the same with partners for me. Yeah, that's what I hear a lot with, you know, I have over 900 episodes. I've talked to so many different people, including a lot of couples who opened and became poly or just, you know, and just regular poly people swing or people who opened up. And, you know, eventually what a lot of them say after they've been sort of in it for a long time and got to the place where they're fully open and with other people, you know, they come to

the place where they realize, you know, when you have somebody that you really care about, if you know that that's locked down and cool, you know, there is a certain time where you could sort of accept the fact that, like, maybe that person isn't going to be your everything. And maybe it's okay to go get those other things that that person doesn't give you for someone else, right? And when you can do that and also, keep that primary partner and, you know, also get some of the needs met that they are meeting for you and vice versa, you know, that's like, wow, you know, that's like pretty amazing because now you got everything. But you're not sort of putting that expectation on one person.

Yeah, and I think that's so much pressure to put on one person. It is. Yeah. There is also like a lot of, I feel going and able to like communicate and to like say these are needs or say this is what you need from someone in a relationship and being able to talk openly. It's so important rather than I feel like a lot of times you get in a relationship and a lot of things get put to the back burner. Even just talking to people that I'm not having sex with. I love hearing sex stories. I love hearing dating stories and stories about like kink. Like it's not necessarily that I'm going to be into that, but it's true interesting to hear about.

Yeah. I mean, it sounds, I don't know what you're not into. It sounds like you've tried a all. I will tell you what I'm not. Yeah, tell what's done with that. Yeah. We went on a coffee date. I was down in L.A. I was like, okay, I'll go on a few cute dates. That same visit where I had sex with that guy in front of that woman. Yeah. So I was like, I'm pretty sexed out, but if you want to go on like some cute dates, I'm open to that. And so I went on two. One, it was a very cute nerd, had a burlesh show, I had a little makeout session, a session, very cute. The next one was a coffee date in the morning at a very unsexy time, which was fine. But I meet, see this guy and, you know,

you see with someone and sometimes you're like, oh no, like this isn't, this isn't for me. But, you know, we'll have a good conversation. That's for a living. No problem. Yeah. So he starts to talk to me about him and his girlfriend are open, starts kind of telling me about their rules.

Then he said how he started getting permission to take the fake baby bump out on date. What? And I was like, what, what? Yeah. And I'm picturing like when I had a car. It was just like always full of junk and like what tossing around.

This like fake baby bum. Let me make room for you to sit here. Yeah. I don't know what he's talking about. Yeah. Well, he's talking about like it looks like a bump that you're pregnant. No, I know. But what is that for?

I don't understand. Why is it in his car? He has women wear it when he has sex with them. He's into women looking like they're pregnant. And I'm hearing him talk about this. And I guess I didn't show. my like what the fuck on my face or it hadn't set in yet so he keeps telling me more about it oh my gosh this is the best story ever that's great that's great you and your girlfriend found each other but you found

other women that are going to wear this bump also you can't have two you don't have one that you have with your girlfriend and one that you take out on the road for tour I'm so glad I asked you I have to tell you what you're not interested is equal as interesting as what you have done It's a great story. And I was like sitting there afterwards. And then afterwards he decided to start like kind of dirty texting me. Oh, yeah. If you wore that laundry with that bump, I would be on my knees for you.

And I'm like, what? Like, you know, we all got on the other end of a phase. And then I was told, proceeded to tell a bunch of people, including partners about those stories. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I want to see pictures of this. What does this look like? Like, what is this?

And then I had a Godbond was over and I do hallucigen sometimes and he hadn't done acid before. So I was like, okay, let's do this acid trip. So we drop acid and then like an hour into it. It's just trying to get a kick in. I get a text from this guy with the baby bump. And I turned to Godbond. I was like, dude, baby bump guy just texted me. And he's like, he's like the tragic part of this story wouldn't be.

It would be that you get ghosted by me. baby dump guy. I don't have the bandwidth to do this right now. I cannot respond to him. Oh my God. I am obsessed with you, Kathleen. I know why. Layla, when you,

when she brought on your thing, she's like, oh, this is Kathleen. She calls into my show all the time. I'm obsessed with her. I'm like, oh my God, get her on my show.

And now I see why. You're just full of fucking great stories. That last one killed it. Like I said, I'm so glad I asked for that one because it was not a bummer. It was a great story. That's the most hilarious thing I've ever heard. you know when you do your first D.P. or whatever and you have some more stories, you know,

I'll have you back on anytime you're fucking hilarious. I feel like we should do a three-way, me, me, you and Layla one day. We'll have you on with a girl talk when we do something, maybe. Sure, sure. Yeah. I mean, I have stories all over the place. Yeah, no, I know. That's what I love. I didn't really know where to go. It's okay. I got a good episode out of you. You'll see the way I added it all together. It's like, it's fucking killer. It's great. I love talking to you. You were so much fun. Do me a favor. I have a Patreon where we, like, I should.

show anonymous picks of guests. Do you want to send in an anonymous pick to go with your thing? Like women typically send like hot picks of themselves. Like nothing X rated. You can send like, you know, if you want to, you know, people send hot picks. But don't put your face in. Everything's anonymous and no like pussy shots or anything. But like girls in lingerie or bikini shit like that. Like people send, you know, do you put a body with the face. Email it to me. You have my email, right? I do. I do. All right, Kathleen. This was so much fun. Thank you so much for calling it. I loved your stories. Oh, thank you so much for having. me. It was great. Fun. Bye. Bye, Kathy. Bye. Okay. Okay. I just want to tell you before you go that my book,

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