Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 985 - Johnny and Heather Hook Up with Guys Together

Episode Date: December 10, 2024

This one is pretty funny but you'll have to listen to see why!...Johnny and Heather hook up with guys together and they called in to talk all about it. Tune in to hear all the details including how they met, how she found out he was into guys and how she felt about it at first, when he realized he was into hooking up with guys, the first guy he hooked up with, and what went down, how and when they decided to do a threesome together and exactly what went down, how they both felt about seeing each other with a guy the first time, the first time she had sex with another guy in front of him and how she felt about it, the bi guy they met on vacation and what exactly went down with him, the foursome she had with three guys and what went down, how Johnny felt seeing her with other guys, the sugar daddy they currently have and how and why Johnny can't remember a thing about him and why he m right be the worst storyteller plus a whole lot more. **To see anonymous pics of HEATHER plus my other female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at [e-mail] or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confess while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://beducate.me/anonymous40 Get BEDucated! For 40% off PLUS a FREE 24-hour trial, click the link and use code: anonymous https://bluechew.com Get your first month FREE! https://butterwellness.com/ Try the Butter Wellness perineum massager and use code STRICTLY for 20% off your entire order Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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And, you know, Heather comes on and she's like great. At one time I had to banish him from the call because he was doing so bad at telling his stories. And he was like forgetting things that I was like, is he like full of shit? But then Heather comes on and she's able to tell all the stories. And you could obviously know that this is like a true story. And then I decided to give Johnny another chance at the end. then he fucks up again so bad that it was, it was like horrifying and I'm going to leave that part in. You have to listen all the way to the end to just see like the corner he got backed into

and how it was just like radio side. You're going to die. It's kind of interesting. He's a good sport. I mean, we talked about the fact that I'm leaving it unedited the way mostly unedited. I'm going to edit some of my yelling at him and trying to redirect him out of it. But I'm going to leave the ending where I call him back in because I think you'll find it entertaining. I do have hot picks of them over on my Patreon. They do have a fanzy and a fat life that they give out towards the end. Their story is super interesting. They're a couple.

They're into MMF threesome. She's very into guy and guy action. She caught her guy hugging up with guys and, you know, after it was a problem, it became something that they decided to enjoy together. And that's what they do. He hooks up with guys. Just blows guys. She joins in.

They have a lot of, you know, like I said, threesome with by guys. And they talk all about it. So I'm going to get right to it and be right. back on with Johnny and Heather. Hi, Johnny and Heather. Welcome to the strictly anonymous podcast. How are you guys today? we're very good doing great we're very excited I just want to give Heather's voice a shout out because you're not going to hear her real voice because I have to change it and her real voice is like the perfect female voice it's a very girly baby like just like every guy loves but I'm going to have to make it a little deeper

so you're not hearing Heather's voice but Heather's got a great voice this is Heather and Johnny you guys are like a hot wife a stagg hot wife a couple I don't really know but and Johnny you do hook up with guys right you're into that too. So it's like, do you consider yourself a stag or a cuck? What do you consider yourself if you have to? I mean, it's, I guess we're an amalgam of like kind of a hot wife, but also like a buy. Our big thing is like by MMS. He's definitely not a cuck. Farthest thing from that. No, not that. Right. You want to join in. You're the because you're there for the action. A hundred percent. Okay. Cool. So listen, are you guys married? We are engaged. You're engaged. Okay. How long you've been together?

we've been together for five years okay five years okay so let's uh i mean were you guys freaky from the get go were you guys vanilla like when did you decide to a cop johnny you cop to the fact that like you were into guys and then have you guys like like and when did you guys start playing with guys right well i mean that that could go one of two ways you know when when your woman finds out so i i wasn't really covering it or masking it too much but um i i you know i i you know i i you know know what? She loved it. She was completely into it and it was the best possible. Yeah, but you didn't even tell me how you brought it up and you didn't tell me when it started. You guys meet five years ago. First of all, how did you guys meet?

Oh. So we actually met on Tinder. Okay. We're the rare case where we had the best Tinder date ever. Yeah. Do you guys fuck the first night? Does that what you mean by the best Tinder date? Or no, you didn't. We absolutely. We absolutely did. But it was like. The next morning. Yeah. The next morning, it was when she left me, I was like, I felt, I was like, oh, my. God. I was love. We had a love at first sight moment.

Yeah, I love that. That's why some people say, like, oh, you can't fuck the person on the first date. They'll never, like, the guy would never like you. But that's not true. I know plenty of people that fuck their husbands in the first night and they're married 20 years later. You know what I mean? It's really, it doesn't matter. Like, you knew she was the one that first night. It didn't matter that she fucked you, right? They probably only helped it.

It was, it was important because it was, it added so much to it because it was like that animalistic like attraction that was just like it was present yeah what he said to me was yeah can can i can i take you can i take you back home and just take your clothes off and look at you you mean while you're having dinner on your date well it was it was at one point where we were like yeah moving from dinner to the drinking we were having drinks and stuff that night we went to dunkin donuts i think yeah we just had like a wild epic night we had an epic night oh my god how old are you guys now by the way I'm 40.

And I'm 35. Okay, so you met five years ago. So you fuck the first night. You're totally into each other. You start dating now. Is the sex? I get that the sex is great. You said it's very animalistic,

but is it very vanilla in the beginning? Like, and just normal? Like, who starts copping to, like, being into freaky things first? Okay. All right. Let me put this out there.

The first night that we were together, I made you squirt. And you, like, she was uncomfortable. I hopped off. She hopped off. She was like, was because she had like had a bad pretense or a bad experience in the in the past or something and I was like I was let down I was like oh because it was really hot we were like 69ing and like you started to squirt it and then it was really hot and I loved it and then she jumped off because she thought I wasn't cool with it. So Heather, why had you had guys that didn't like it in the past? Were you self-conscious?

Yeah, I had like one guy in particular that was like totally grossed out by his sheets getting ruined. And, yeah, it gave me like a complex about it. Of course. Yeah, yeah. If you have one guy like that, that's like, it grows. That's so rude. Most guys love it, by the way, just so you know. Yeah, I found that out since.

Yeah, all right. So you squirted it. But, okay, so let's just get to the point because, like, Johnny, you're just like, yeah, I told her and she loved it. I was by. When did that come into play? Like, how does that conversation come up? You tell me, Heather. So this is probably only like a year, a little over a year ago, maybe like a year and a half that I actually found out.

and like put the pieces together. I actually saw a text message and it was a good dude. It was a dude texting him. And then that's when I brought it up. I was like, what is this? What's going on here? And like I was, I mean, I was kind of turned on. I was like, show me more.

I was like, I want to see more. And then he kind of copped to it. And then he started like sending me like videos here and there. Of what? Him with guys or Guy on Guy? I'm, like, sucking guys off, and it was super hot. But wait a second. Was he cheating on you with guys while you were together?

Yes. Actually, yes. So it was, like, really rocky for a while because of that. Yeah. I mean, you guys don't know how to tell a story because he jumps things. You're telling me, yeah, he sent it and I'm fucking hot and he sent him fucking guys' dicks off. But, I mean, now you're telling me, yeah, it was rocky.

Talk about the rocky road. We got a fucking hour here. Okay. I'm sorry. But, like, you catch your boyfriend of a year. talking to another guy, most women would be like, what the fuck is this? I was. I mean, no, I was.

And I literally had like a panic attack, like was my entire world. I was like, so what am I? Like a beard for you? Like, what is going on here? And he was like, no, it's not that. It's not that. Well, what was it? He was hooking up with dudes, right?

Did he say like, oh, it was like a guy that he was talking to? Did he cop to the fact that he was like hooking up with this guy? or did he try and say that he was just like talking to him? No, he copped to the fact. And I'm sorry, but like most guys get texts from guys. Like, what was in the text that made you think like what the fuck is? Oh, it was like, where do you want to meet me? What are you horny for?

Oh, okay. Because guys meet up bars all the time. It was, there was no mistake. Oh. I mean, didn't you guys have a fight about this? We had multiple, multiple fights. But so, Johnny, come back to the fun. Okay, this is like, I might, I should have probably talked to you guys separately to get this story separate from you guys.

I'm back, I'm back. I'm here. Yeah. I don't know. So you get busted. You're cheating on her this whole time? Well, I have like a little side of me that does, like, I'm, I definitely consider myself by, but like I have like a little, I, there's, there's certain rules are like a paradigm around that, how I, I've been single for a lot of. of my life and I've always like messed around

with like guys for a little while. Well, okay, let's get your backstory of helping up with guys. When did you first hook up with a guy? Oh, geez, it was probably back in like when I was like 18 or 19. Did you always know even before that that you were into dudes as well as women?

No. I mean, I, no, like I knew I loved women. It was an inborn attraction to women that you just can't. I absolutely love, love, love, love women. But like dicks are fun too. Well, but Did you know that before your first hookup at 18? Were you always like secretly jerking off to guys and girls?

No, no, not at all. I was just curious. Okay, so how was that curiosity? Like, you never knew you were into guys at all. And then at 18, what happened? Some guy starts blowing you and you're like, this is hot? I mean, what happened at 18? Oh, that's a, that's a whole other, that's a whole other episode, Kathy.

It's not an episode. It's your fucking story. You guys blow through stories fast anyway. I feel like your couple stories probably two. 20 minutes long. Okay, give me your bisexual story because this is interesting to me.

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I feel like your couple stories probably 20 minutes long. Okay, give me your bisexual story because this is interesting to me. When do you hook up with a guy at 18? You said you never even thought of dick before that. No, women always were like very attractive. It was always fun with women. But I was always curious about like, you know, what is it, what's a dick like? So anyway, oh, I met somebody on online.

So you went online and you decided you want to go hook up with a guy. How many guys hit you up? Oh, my God. I'm so on the spot now. Listen, if you're making up a story, you're going to have a problem because I'm like Judge Judy. I'm going to question every fucking thing. Okay, so tell your story. How could you not remember?

You're like 30 years old. What do you have dementia? You're like a young guy. You should be able to remember your first. I don't care. I'm way older than you and I remember everything. This is your first hook up with a cock. Okay?

Like there's no way you don't remember it. Yeah, but I got my fiance across from me right now and she's never heard this story. I don't give a fuck. So let's send her out of the room and let's do you 30 minutes. She was just saying that I should go with what I was saying. She knows she does kind of know the story. My parents were away and I invited a guy over off of AOL. It wasn't Craigslist.

It was a Craigslist wasn't even around yet. AOL. And I asked this guy he was like 40 years old and he lived with his mother and he was like corny, divorced or something like that. And I was like, oh, okay. He came to my house while my parents were away. And they were on vacation and I gave him a blowjob in their bedroom. How was? Oh my God.

Why not in your room? Was it more naughty? My room was mad small. I was fucking, I was fucking 17, 18 years old at the time. No, I'm just wondering if it was like hotter for you to be doing it in your parents' bedroom. So you take the guy in your parents' bed and you blow this older man. How was it for you having a dick in your mouth first time? It was fun.

It was awesome. I had a lot of fun. I enjoyed every bit of it. Okay. Just no doubt about it. Because I was like, oh, I had a really good experience. The guy was really, really nice. He was just like, it was, it was very good.

I've always had good sexual experiences. Right. And was there any confusion in you, though, at that time because you really love women right now, now you kind of like guys, were you like wondering about your sexuality or did you know that you like to date women? Did you wonder if you were bisexual? It was never a problem. It was, I can't stand a fucking guy.

But dicks are fun. Right. I get it. Right. So you know it. Yeah. Uh-huh. If you can make that distinction in your head, it becomes very easy at that point.

But a woman, the way that a woman loves. and the way that a woman, it's, it's something integral to my being. I need fucking Heather. Right. That's what I need. I need Heather. Mm-hmm. Okay.

So you needed chicks. You knew at that moment, but you loved, you liked sucking that guy's cock. Did you ever go further with guys? I mean, I'm assuming you do eventually. Yeah, I did. I did, but to no avail, that's exactly where, like, that's pretty much where it stopped. I was like, anything trying to be put into me. You're not a bomb.

You're not a mom. No, definitely not. But, like, I like, I like touching a dick and talking a dick, and especially Like, it's just so much fun. Interesting. Okay. Do you swallow? No, no, no.

I, like, come on me. Oh, okay. Where do you like the guy to come on you? Like your face? Oh, face. Yeah. Chast, whatever. Yeah, interesting.

Okay. So did you ever top a guy? No. Nope. Never. No. There's a lot of guys like you out there. Like, I always tell my guy, straight guy friends.

Like, if you want blow jobs, like there's so many guys in straight guys in parking lots that would meet you and just, like, blow you and then leave and not want anything in return. Like there's just a lot of guys that want to suck a dick and do nothing else, just like you. That's absolutely hilarious because we're at, we have a tough spot finding them. I mean, really? No, that's because you want to suck the dick. There's all the dick suckers. That's why I tell my guy friends, the straight friends.

Like there's, there's a shortage of guys that just want to get their dick suck. But there's a lot of guys that want to suck a dick. Do you understand? That's why it's hard to find. Yeah, there's tons of guys like you. That's why I'm saying my, the straight guy. should get online and just start you know close their eyes and take it for the team there'd be a ton of guys they're there wanting to blow but the guys I want to blow the guys they can't find the guys because the guys all want to suck a dick they don't care about their dick getting sucked you don't care about your dick getting sucked right you want to suck a dick right I mean I have I have I have the best dick sucker ever right okay so you meet Heather and you're like still hooking up with guys and you didn't tell her that you were into guys at all yeah yeah regrettably now did you feel like you were cheating on this girl yes right okay

I certainly did okay and you have one guy that you were like cheating on her with the guy that she caught the text messages like two maybe they were from they were from a free like they were from a while ago but they were getting in touch with me uh-huh it's kind of blowing up my phone a little bit uh-huh but yeah probably two or three so you were really like living a double life a little bit Now, and so... For a time, yeah. Okay. Did you feel guilty when you were doing it?

Or did you feel like, oh, this is different. It's not a girl? I felt like shit, but the alternative was like, you know, relationship suicide. Meaning you telling her? Right. You never know how this is going to go. Of course. No, I think it's very scary.

That's why there's so many guys doing this stuff on the DL, you know, but... And as I was. Yeah, of course, right. And that's what I always say. It's so sad that there's such a stigma around guy and guy action. because there's really not when it comes to women, right? Not if you ask my girl. What do you mean?

She loved it. Of course. Oh, guy, guy action. That's great. You're lucky. Right. I happened to get really, really, really lucky. And I did cop completely because I'm, you know.

You had to. Don't pat yourself on the back for copping to it. I mean, you had to. You had no choice. I had to. Of course, I'm not patting myself in the back at all. Yeah. I mean, you had to tell her at that point.

But what I love about Heather's reaction and that, like she loves is that I, because I've heard from a lot of women who didn't even know that they would be into it, but found out their guy was into it or decided to start doing it or met a guy that was by. And they realized that they were into it too. So I think that just as many guys that are into girl on girl action, there's women that are into guy on guy action. And some women, there's a lot of women out there that have no idea, you know, how they feel about it because they've never even thought about it, but maybe given the chance they'd be into it. Because I've heard that story many times. So when she came to and you had to copy. clean. I mean, she didn't dump you because you were cheating on her? Like, what was that conversation like? No. Well, it was very, very uncomfortable. I, like, basically been, you know, exposed. And I was, I didn't want to, I was like, this is who I am. I'm too old at this point. So it'd be like making up excuses or saying that it's something that it's not. And I said, yeah, this is what it is. And I got a very, well, it was tumultuous, but it, you know, we, we, we, deep down, She knew that she really was into this stuff. So I ran with that and I was like, oh my God, I actually struck the mother load. I've, like, I already loved, I loved her to death. And then I found out that she was into the same sexual stuff that I was into, which just doubled down on it.

Right. So you guys never took a break or broke. She never dumped you because of that. Like she decided to stay with you through that whole thing. And then is that when you guys started talking about maybe going and having a threesome with a guy with her watching? Oh yeah, yeah, very quickly after that. Really? If I know about it, she's like, I'm in.

She was all in. Really? And but she wanted to be there? Yeah, of course. She was genuinely, she's generally into it. Like I said, before I happened to get lucky and she's completely into everything that I was into. Yeah, I'm going to talk to her. 13 minutes more I got with you, okay?

And then we're going to get her on and she's just going to talk. It's easier this way. Okay. So, all right. All right. So you decide quickly, like she's totally into. this. I'm going to ask her about that. But so you decide also though that she's going to get to fuck the guy? Is that a part going to be a part of it? Well, that was one of our first, I had to try her out

and see if she was built for it. What do you mean? Well, I had some contacts online and we had a, we met up at a hotel with somebody and we did like a little threesome, I guess. We could be going. Wasn't it a three? It was like a, we had it. We had it. We had another time. time at the hotel. Actually, that was our first, that was our first threesome, threesome. We met a guy off a Tinder or a grinder. I don't know. You know, you're very confusing to me. I asked you how you, like, did you start discussing the fact that you wanted her to fuck the guy too? Is that going to be a part of it? Because right now it's just you like to suck cock. When does it come into the conversation that she's going to fuck a guy too and you're going to fuck the, you know, be with the guy all together?

Oh, yeah, that's actually true. Yeah. when did that happen? Oh, you're sitting here together like... No, I can't edit. You're making my job. Like, your episode is going to be so difficult to edit because I can't have this asking her questions. This is your life.

There's no issues remembering this shit. Well, I mean, yeah, we're going back like, you know, a year and a half. Yeah, I'm trying to think what happened first. Yeah, we're just trying to put the time frame in place. You don't need a time frame. I mean, it's now a year and a half ago. she catches you she finds out

she finds out you're fucking cheating with guys she's like I'm into it no shit we said that 10 times but then what happens you say let's go get a threesome

and when are you discussing whether she's gonna get to fuck the guy excuse me yeah I've never done this before we've never done this before but it's just the truth it's your life it's so easy if you're telling the truth

it's your life how could you forget a year and a half ago did you have a conversation about her fucking guys No. Okay. So you just said let's set up a threesome? Well, she's going to go down at the threesome.

She is also, she's also been like repressed, sexually repressed for several years. She was a little wild girl in college, and then she'll tell you all about this. And when she had, you know, we have two stepchildren. So she was freaky and wild, but she hadn't done anything since like college. So basically this is a big, like, shock. to her. Like, oh my God, like, he's freaky. And, but she's, she has this inside of her as well. No, I know. You already told me that 10 times. We got it. I need to move on to like now, when do you decide you're going to start having threesomes? And what's the conversation like about the threesome?

No, no, no. What's the conversation about the threesome? You're telling me she's repressed. You have kids. Like, do you say to her like, hey, let's start. Like she said, you let you, I, you could hook up with guys. I want to be there. Did you say, hey, Do you want to fuck the guy? Yeah. Yeah. She said yes. Well, it was basically like, if you want to do this, we should do this together.

Okay. I'm into this. Okay. And then what happened? Oh, well, then we got a hotel one time. No, the first time. Now, what happens the first time? First time was off of Grindr, actually.

We just met a dude off of grinder. But what were you going out looking for a guy that's going to fuck her and a guy that you're going to get to hook up with too? Well, no, she wanted to see me do the, the buy stuff. Okay, so there's no conversation about her being with a guy yet at all. She's just going to be there with you with a guy, correct? Right, yeah. I felt like that was the easiest way to like get. Okay, I'm not sure why it took so long for you to say that,

but that's like a, that's very easy to say. Okay, so the first thing isn't a threesome. It's just you hooking up with a guy and she's going to be there watching. No, no, no, she's joining. Okay. Okay. Okay. So you get a guy on the, but she's supposedly watching.

that's what you just said, but she's joining too. The whole point was to do it together. Okay. Am I the worst interview ever? No, I have people. It's like 10% of people do this, and I'm just going to tell you because I have like 60 episodes taped. I tape two episodes a day. I'm always overtaped.

I like your episode and your episode's definitely going to air because you're a couple and you have a girl. So it's definitely good, but some don't get air that are this bad. But it waits, it gets so long before because when I think, oh, let me air Johnny and Heather, I'm like, I don't feel like fucking editing that. It's going to take me three hours. It's a nightmare edit. Do you understand? Because you have made my life so difficult.

Air, Johnny, and Heather, I'm like, I don't feel like fucking editing that. It's going to take me three hours. It's a nightmare. This is a nightmare edit. Do you understand? Because you have made my life so difficult. Heather would have been better. I feel like Heather could have told this whole story better.

I think you're the one with the problem. She, I'm. I think you're the one The shit storyteller I mean I'm wrapping up with you quickly I listen I appreciate and I respect your opinion too And I was kind of wondering how I was going to do on here I don't mean to be fucking this up

Because you stop fucking it up and get on with it We're 23 minutes into a call That's like probably 10 minutes of actual content So you need to move it along and tell your story You just you can't get it straight And like I wonder about that Okay You decide to hook up with a guy

together she's going to be involved i asked you 10 times is she gonna fuck this guy and you said no she just wants to watch but no she's gonna join she wanted to see me play with a guy and she wanted to and be involved and that's what happened we made it happen in a hotel room okay how did you meet the guy you go on to tinder and you say hey we're a grinder for a grinder okay you're looking for a guy what guy what kind of guy do you meet the first time what's the guy all about oh my god he was he was a he was a very suspicious man he came into the hotel room. We had a really nice penthouse and he looked like, like he was looking for, you asked us if we had

hammers in the walls. He finally relaxed and we both, yeah, I started it. I began blowing him and then she joined in. And then he came and then he left. That was it. Oh my God. You're the worst storyteller. Get off the phone and put Heather on, okay? You're the worst. He came. I blew him.

He fucked Heather and he left. Oh my God. He didn't fuck me. Oh my God. He's the worst. storyteller Johnny and he listens to my show doesn't he know what people want to hear Heather he has ADD oh my god he really does I listen I love my listeners so I love Johnny but he sucked at telling his story Heather can you take it from there okay maybe we'll bring Johnny back on again like so that day tell me what happens with the suspicious looking guy I mean do you have any say in the guy that he's picking I mean it was kind of

just mister right now so we were in a nice hotel Well, this guy, I guess, happened to be, like, staying in the same hotel or, like, a hotel next door. So I didn't really know what to expect. Like, I wanted to see this, like, in person. I'd seen videos. But I was like, no, like, you're done cheating on me. Like, whatever you're going to do, we're going to do it together. Or I'm going to be there one way or then.

I didn't know what was going to happen. Gus, like, whether you're going to fuck him or not. Like, was he cool with that? That was really never part of the plan. That came later on. Okay. Yeah. No.

So, um, this time. it was this guy came in the room he you know took his dick out Johnny started blowing him and then I grabbed the dick away I joined him we kind of like shared it together which is actually like one of our favorite things to do now like double blow jobs share dick

yeah and the guy came like all over both of us which was awesome and then I don't even remember him leaving because we were like making out after that just like rolling around and coming your face yeah see how good you are at telling this story guys are like have hard arms right now And he's the talker in this relationship.

Yeah, I know. That's funny. He might be nervous. Wait, so, okay, but let me ask you this, Heather, because he did say that when you found the pictures and when he told you, you know, you were, like, very into guy and guy action. Did you always know that? Or was it when you saw the videos of him that you were like got turned on? I used to have, like, some fantasies of that. Like, always him.

And then I, like, watched, like, a little bit of porn, like, guy on guy stuff. And I always thought that was hot. So I was surprised though. Like I didn't see that coming. It was honestly was like a huge shock to me to find out that he was like into like blowing guys. So but it was and then I was like, all right, you know what? Either we're going to stay together because I loved him and I know he loved me and we had so much other like good wholesome parts of our relationship. Like we we had built a foundation before any of this came out.

So it was like I couldn't just let go with him. And I was into it. So then like when I got over my anger phase. and like wanting to kill him. Then I was like, all right, you're done cheating on me. Like, this is done. Anything we do now. Like, we're going to do it together.

And I saw it as like, we have something in common. Like, we both love to suck sick. We both love cocks. We both love calm. I was like, all right. Like, let's go. So that first experience, you enjoyed it. Like, it was super hot.

It was just kind of like a, yeah, it was just kind of like a wild thing. Like, it wasn't, it wasn't, it was an awkward, like, it was an awkward. an awkward customer, I would say, but it was seeing him, seeing him, like, suck the dick, like, that got me excited, and I loved that. Right. Okay. So then, then we did actually, like, talk about

having, like, a threesome with, like, another guy. Actually, I will say our first, the first couple threesomes that we had, it was, like, the guys didn't touch. They all just, like, wanted to fuck me and play with me. It was kind of, like, they're just high-five in each other type thing. Right, but is that what you decided to do?

I mean, because it sounds like here you guys are like going out looking for guys for him to hook up within you to join in. Like, were you just getting straight guys answering your ad and you decided to go with it and you were just going to fuck them? Yeah, kind of. And I didn't really like do the searching at that point. Like he's kind of always been like the one on communications. Uh-huh. You know. So it just turned out to be that way that they were mostly straight guys.

and after like the second time that we did that, I was like, no more. I was like the next time we're doing this, it's going to be a bi guy or a guy that's like, okay with the buy stuff or into it because I was like, this is boring for me without like it was, you know,

it's fun. Like you have two dicks or whatever, but I want to like rub them together. I want to be able to like, like that's what's turning me on in this whole scenario. It's not just like, you know, the other guy.

But how was it fucking another guy in front of your guy? Is that what happened? during these times when you're with that guy. That's the first time you're doing that in your relationship, correct? Yeah. I mean, I was nervous, but he was, like, very supportive about it. And he didn't make me feel, he didn't make me feel bad about it. And then, like, afterwards, I sat with it.

And I was like, you know what? Like, I don't feel bad. So then I was like, let's do it more, you know? So you were into it? I was into it. But then I was like, I want you to be able to touch the guy. Yeah, listen, I don't understand Johnny the way he talks. I also don't understand the way he picks guys because here he is a guy that loves to suck dick.

The whole reason why you're looking for guys is for some guy on guy action and he's picking straight guys. Right, yeah. What's the wrong with his picker? So then what I put, like, I kind of was like, no more, no more of that. I was like, they have to be. We were kind of finding our way. I feel like he was like testing the waters to see if like I was going to freak out or like what was going to happen. And we were kind of just like finding our way.

And I feel like we finally like have like hit our stride now. Like we know what we're into. We know what we want to do. And it took a little while to get to that point. Well, it sounds like you fucked two guys. And then you got back into the action of like finding guys straight guys to hook up with. I mean, buy guys to hug up with. Yeah.

Exactly. And then where did you go? Did you ever take over and start looking for the guys? Or did he you always leave it up to him? So we had a profile, like a FetLife profile, and we would get a ton of messages on there. And sometimes I would say, oh, this one looks interesting. Like this one looks good. Like, but I would most, he did most of the talking.

Like sometimes I would message somebody back on there. But then, like, when it came to the point of, like, getting a number, it would be his number. Right. Okay. So what happens with the next guy, the next bye guy? The next bye guy was that, let me think. when we went away we were we were on vacation

in another city yeah and the guy came over and it was yeah we were so then we went out for the night and then we were like looking for a guy I think that was actually a grinder one as well and he came to the lobby of our hotel he came down and this is like our first like real bike

like threesome that we had okay like this one like he fucked me we like both we both sucked his dick like I think he might have actually sucked Johnny's dick too briefly like they were like touching each other it was super super hot it was like and we were there for hours so you're on vacation right and you just found this guy in Tinder was he hot and like hotter than that other guy he was really really cool like he had he was really laid back and he was like you guys are so hot you guys are so slutty like this is so great like he he had a he had a great time with us.

Was he a local or was he on vacation too? He was a local. Okay. And was he younger than you guys, older than you guys? No, I think he was actually like around Johnny's age or maybe a couple years older, but he didn't look at it. Okay, cool. So now this is the first threesome where you're fucking him, Johnny's sucking his dick and the whole thing and you spent hours during this week. And that what you said?

Yeah, it was literally hours like until the sun came up. We had a great view of the city too. And like out of our, we had like a big window and like we like still had the sun come up. And it was like, so it was a beautiful night. It was so much fun. And that was like what really sold me. Right. Like I was like unsure kind of up until that point.

I was like, I don't like what are we doing here? But then after that I was like, yeah, this is hot. So having everything, you getting to be pleasure by the guy, him getting to be pleasure by the guy, that's what you guys both could love the most. Especially. Yeah. And. And us just, yeah, us getting a guy off together.

Like, exactly. So you're blowing him and him coming all over your guys' faces. Yeah. Yes. That's like the ultimate. Okay. So once you figured out that's like top of the mountain for you, is that what you start looking for like when you come home like on fat life and, you know, I don't know.

Like what happens after that? Yeah. Exactly. And then we actually made like a Google form like trying to weed people out because Because our profile on fat, like, we were just, like, posting, like, different content. What do you mean content? What content? A lot of picks.

And, like, we had some videos up at the time. Do you guys have only fans and stuff now? Are you those kind of people? Do you have content? Are you content creators now? So we're trying. We're, like, dipping our toe in that water. We, like, just started a fans.

We, like, our main thing was just fat life. But it blew up. Right. So you started posting your picks of, like, your threesome over there? Is that what you were posting? A little bit, yes. We posted a lot of pics. In the beginning, we weren't really posting, like, a lot of our buy stuff.

It was mostly just, like, us together or, like, picks and me. And then, like, fairly recently, we started posting that, and the response has been crazy. So. What's that? You said recently we've been posting that, meaning buy stuff? More buy stuff. Yeah, see, it just goes to show that so many people are into it, right? Because, look, it's...

So many are into it. Right. And I think, like, for a lot of guys, like, having a girl there, it makes, like, something that they wanted to do anyway. It kind of makes it, like, okay to, like, dip their toe in that water. So we have had a lot of interest. So you start posting that stuff on Fat Life. Now, does that increase, like, the people, you know, emailing you to hook up and did you meet more guys that way? Absolutely.

And we have met a couple of people off of there that were, that turned out to be. be good hookups. How many hookups have you had? I mean, after that, after that vacation, tell me another hookup. I'll eventually let Johnny come back and see if he could actually talk again. But like, how many, what happened after that vacation hookup? Now you're like back on Fed Life. You know exactly what you want.

Like, where do you find your next guy? And do you have like any regulars? We, yeah, we have some regulars. Actually, a couple of them were like people that he did know previously because he kind to try to like weed some of those people out and see of like they were only just into it being like him or if they were cool with like a woman being there or like being involved and some of them actually did like be like no I'm bye and so we had we did have like a couple reoccurring ones from like his holdovers from the past and those were actually really hot and then we met

some guys that were like more into fucking me but we're like okay with him sucking their dick as well. But you could tell there's a difference with those guys and that's probably not as hot, right? Yeah. Yeah, I think that that happens a lot in female, female, male, three sons, too, right? Like the girl's kind of like

acts, but she's not really into it and the other girl knows it's not that hot really. Exactly. Right. And it's not as hot for me that way. Now, do you guys play solo at all besides like your threesome or are you guys always playing together with

these guys. No, it's always together now. And now what about girl on girl action? Are you into girls? Have you ever done a threesome with a girl? No, that's like not really on our radar. Okay, so, but you like the guy and guy action. That's your thing. And that's the only thing you guys did. Have you ever been to swing or parties or anything like that or are you just like into these threesomes with the bye guys? So no, we want to. We were actually going to do like a Halloween party at this big sex club, but it didn't end up working out. But we still have that on our radar and like we've been actually early on in our relationship we went to gunnison beach which is a nude beach and that was a lot of fun so that was like the beginning of like being like yeah we we knew each other was a little bit freaky yeah we didn't i mean nothing like we didn't play with anybody

there but it was just like kind of realizing that we were both into like freakier things right so tell me another hot experience you had with a guy like off of uh you know whether it's that life or one of the guys that he was with. Okay. So one night, we had this guy that we met off bat. This was over the summer, came over. We were playing with him. And then we ended up calling another guy that we knew this older guy that Johnny had actually known like previously.

Yeah. And we had played with him like solo a couple of times, like just like sucking his dick. And then he came over and it was like, so we had, I mean, I had three dicks in the room. Yeah. that's kind of hot. So you all, and all three guys were by into each other,

correct? Yeah, like, and nobody minded. And so that was super, super hot. Was there ever any topping or bottoming or anything like that

or is it just strictly blow jobs with the guys? Yeah, strictly blow jobs. Nothing more ever, even with those two guys there, the extra guys? No.

And, like, I feel like people have asked, people have brought it up, and it's just kind of like, no, we're not, We're not into that. You're not into that.

I don't know that I would mind. I haven't experienced to that, but that's not like what we're looking for. Right. But when you were watching guy on guy porn, didn't you come across like guys fucking each other in the ass? Oh yeah, of course. And were you into that? It's kind of, I mean, it can be kind of hot, but no, that's not like the main. Like, we love the calm and like the, yeah, just I love like the dick sucking.

Right. honest. And what about the banging all the guys at once? Now that time when you have three guys and three cocks at your disposal, like do you, I'm assuming you blow them all, but do you fuck them all too? I fucked Johnny and the one guy who was there. Not the older guy. I never fucked him. Why? Because he wasn't into women and he was just there for the guys or because you didn't want to. You weren't attracted to him. Yeah. No, I like I wasn't into him like that. And it was, he was really just there to get his dick sucked. Right.

That's what he was into. And he loved my boobs. He loved to grab my boobs. Like, that's everybody. That's everybody. Why do you have really big boobs? Is that the thing? Yeah, I do.

Your thing. Right. Okay. So Johnny, come back now. Let's see if you can tell a good end of the story. You got 20 minutes. Let me see if I can.

All right, Kathy. Johnny, you're back. Do you see how your girl did it? I think she killed it. She killed it. All right. So let me ask you this. can now that we got like the story from her.

I mean, for you as a guy, like, I know how you feel about guys and stuff, but like, how did you feel seeing your girl fuck other guys? Was that like super hot to you? It was, it was, it was, I didn't know how it would be until up in that, until that very moment and it was liberating and it was awesome because the way that she responded was so what she told me. She told, she was like, I'm, like, trust me, I'm into that. I'm like, all right, well, we'll find out.

And we did. And I was like, oh, my God. I was like, this is, this is the woman I'm going to marry. right right right it's it's it was it was extremely it was it made up for a lot of i i had a like you know it was a tough it was a tough stain to overcome you know but it brought us closer in the end you mean opening up your marriage your relationship totally oh my god i've never there's nobody in the world that knows as much about me there's nobody right i mean a weird way being caught was probably like the best thing that ever happened don't you think for me it was liberating

Like I said, it was liberating. Right. Because do you think, like, if given the chance, because you were so close with this girl and you really loved her, that you were ever going to get up the balls to tell her? Or were you two? No. No, right? Yeah. I don't, I don't, I honestly don't think so.

That's kind of why I feel like I might have left a little, like, you know, a crumb trail of like, you know. But it's, no, I was caught and I was, I'm not going to die at run or anything like that. Absolutely. This is who I am. And I just happen to have the perfect woman to. understand that. Yeah, and I think that there's a lot of guys out there that don't understand that they might have that kind of woman too. But I just think that they probably do.

Yeah, a lot of women are into it. I think I told Heather, I don't know if you were on when I was talking about it. But there's a lot, I've heard the story a lot of times from women. Even like, listen, your girl was like watching stuff in the past and she kind of dabbled and kind of knew she was into it and saw the videos. But other women who never did, I've heard the story. They never did. They never thought they would even be into it. The minute they saw it, they were. So you just don't know, you know. You really don't. So, but I get why it's super scary because of the stigma. Does anybody know what you guys do, like any friends or anything? Or this is like your secret life? This is our secret life. This is, this is our most closely guarded

secret. And like, yeah, we have a lot of, you know, familiar relations going on and everything. There's a lot of stuff going on in our lives. But this is just, this is just for us. Right. But when you decide to start posting stuff on fat life and stuff and then eventually you open up a fansly. Is it all anonymous or do you show your faces? It's anonymous, you know, on fans. Yeah, we have like the, you know, bandana on or something blocking our faces and stuff. But, well, like, we still, we have this urge to, like, show off. We're exhibitionists.

As well. So that turns you on, like when you, because I know that you started on FetLife, right? You started posting. And did you start posting picks there because you wanted people to see you guys, like, getting it on and stuff? well yeah we we thought we looked fucking hot well you're gonna send me in pecks for my patreon right sure how is that so tell me some experiences with guys that you that stand out to you I mean she told me about the vacation time that was like really super hot for her or is there one that stands and then you know with the two guys is there one that stands

out to you because it sounds like you've had a lot of experiences you and her with guys oh well yeah we actually we ran into a friend that we go and visit now who very, we didn't realize it at first, but he's like a really nice, like, it's an older gentleman. We're like giving daddy vibes. And we go and hang out with him. And we didn't realize it, but he's very, very wealthy. And he's talking about taking us on trips and stuff like that. We're kind of like a toy couple.

Oh, I like this. You got like a sugar daddy for a couple. Yeah, kind of like, we have like a, well, yeah, exactly. Yeah, I guess there's no other way to put it. Yeah. Yeah, I like it. We had no idea when we ran. into this gentleman, but he is cool as hell.

Like, he hangs up, he's interested in our lives and what's what we're doing as people. And he's got a huge dick. Okay, wait, I love this story. Tell me how you met him. Like, was it on Fat Life or randomly? Like, how did you meet this older guy? No, it was actually, it was actually me. I picked up on, I kind of had a, I don't know, I have a, I have a, I have a five about people.

I can sometimes, I don't know, something was drawing me to this person. and I talked to him and then actually... Where in a bar in real life? No, no. It was a friend's house, but it was a... A friend of a friend, I guess. Yeah. So you met him in real life, not through an app or anything, but somehow you could have

the feeling that he was freaky? Completely in real life. Okay. I completely got the vibe that he had the freakiness. And then we, I think we were sharing a cigarette or something like that. And so he said something off the cuff and I was like, oh, I was like, I don't know. it's weird how people reveal themselves sometimes. Right.

So then, so you exchange numbers or something? Like what happened? How did you cross the line with him? You know, you and your girl should come out and hang out at my place and stuff like that. And when we got there, we were like, holy shit. He's got a fat house? Yeah. It's a fucking mansion.

Uh-huh. And is he married or no? No, has been. But just he's a young, he's a young guy. He's got a lot of money. Well, before you said he was an older guy. Now he's young? He's not that old.

He's not that old. He's all that old. Anyway. But anyway, sorry, I get off the cuff sometimes. So, yeah, anyway, we have fun over there. No, no, no. You're going back to your bad storytelling. Yeah, we go there.

You're like, you're setting it up so great. You get to this guy's fat house. He's this older guy's got a big dick. You're like, we go over there and we hook up. Like, end a story? No, tell me what happens. You go to his house the first time. What happens?

We go back where we're friends with him. We go back. He's a regular life. No, no, no, no, tell me the first time that it switched from, this is a guy that you met, having a cigarette to now you're at his house hooking up with him with your girl. Like, what happened that first time? Oh, my God. I just don't know what to say. What do you mean you don't know what to say?

What happened at that guy's house the first time you went over there? Either you're fucking lying or you smoke too much pot and you don't remember. I don't know. What's your problem? How could you not remember this guy who's like really wealthy? go to his house. He's a guy that you met in real life and all of a sudden you found out. Wow, I guess I just wasn't expected to be hit with that

question. You listen to my show. You're calling in to tell your life story and what question are you not expecting to be hit with? What happened with the guy? Oh my gosh. You're not like me. What? Hello? Hello? I'm here. What happened with the guy?

Tell me the story. People are going to start a kid. This might go out as a factor. Like, what happened with the guy at the house? Okay, so listen, Heather, come back, Heather. I'm going to end this call. Can you guys say me? Yeah, this is the end of this call. I don't know what people are going to think because that's a really weird scene that

just happened. I don't know why Johnny can't remember what happened with that guy, but it's like, you know, I don't get it, but I can't, like, what am I going to do? Put him on the spot for 20 seconds and listen to Dead Air for three minutes. I mean, I remember. I don't care. Honestly, I don't really care. I have to go because it's actually time.

so because it's 12 o'clock. So do me a favor and send me pictures for my Patreon and why don't you give a shout out to your Fansley account. Okay. Our Fansley is... If you want your Fat Life too for people to check you out,

it's fine with me. You could promote both of them. Our Fansley is two sluts in love. You can see all of our content on there and we're going to be uploading more. You should definitely upload more once your episode goes out because like, you know,

you want to sort of cash in on your people listening to your episode, don't you think? Absolutely. Yeah, it's brand new, so, but we have a ton of stuff. We filmed, like, everything that we've done, so. Okay, so what do they get on, on that Fansley site? They get, like, videos of you guys, like, fucking other guys or together or all of the above?

There's a lot of free picks, and then we're going to be uploading all of our MMS videos. Okay, so you have, you have, like, consent for those guys, like, you've been creating content with guys that are okay with you putting them up there? Well, we ask if people mind if we film and mostly they say as long as my face isn't in it or you cover my face. Right, okay. So they could get it there.

It's called Two Sluts in Love is what your fan. Can you send me a link to your family? Do you want to give out your fat life or no? Johnny, you want to give our felt life? So our fat is Crave Couple N.Y. Crave couple and Y. Okay, cool. So, send me picks.

I'm airing it with that ending with Johnny not knowing what the fuck to say. So I don't know what people are going to say, but, you know, I can't wait to hear what people have to say about his storytelling about your experience. I don't know, but I'm not taking it out. I'm leaving it in because it's kind of like leaves people wondering. I don't know what people are going to think when someone. All right. Listen, I respect that completely. I want to hear what it sounds like.

Maybe I am a little, maybe I didn't realize how much you were going to prod. And I respect that. I should have known better. but I'm 100% proud of everything. I'm like Judge Judy. I'm like Judge Judy. I know you are. You listen to listen to you're on it and I totally respect that.

Yeah. You try to draw some, you were trying to draw answers at it. I mean, man, man, I, listen,

I would like, you finally got to a good story with the fucking sugar daddy and and you couldn't take it home. You're like, I mean, I didn't expect, I didn't expect us to go down that road. I'm telling you off,

like this is off the air, off the top. No, it's not off the air. This is on the air. Listen, I appreciate you rolling with it. You know, I'm going to air it the way it is and you could listen back. Maybe it'll come into your head when you get there, but I don't see how hard it is to remember what happened the first time you experienced this guy.

It's tough. It's tough. Just I didn't realize how tough it would be on the spot. To remember like hot at nights out with this like wealthy sugar. I know. I guess I remember all the good sex I've had. Okay. So anyway, Johnny, listen. I'm going to let you, I'm going to get you off the hook, okay?

I just got you off the hook before. You were in a real bad corner, okay? Thank you. But I am going to leave it there and see what people say. It's interesting. But, you know, you'll see what happens. Yeah, you'll definitely get people signing up for your fans. Do me a favor and send me like hot picks of yourself anonymous picks for my Patreon, right?

Can you send me those? We can certainly do that. Okay, send them sooner than later so I have them email them to me, like anonymous pecks, right? R-rated pecks. And then I'll give you free access to my. My Discord. Okay.

What were you going to say? No, I'm saying just with our faces blocked out, right? Yeah, yeah. I mean, people sometimes have many faces. I just cut them off, but I put anonymous pics there. And then I'll give you guys free access to my Discord. Make sure you sign in there as Johnny and Heather, and I'll give you guest rule access. And when your episode errors, you could post your stuff there and get people to sign up to

your fans and promote whatever you want on there. And I'll give you free access to that, okay? Awesome. All right. Awesome. Thanks, you guys. Thanks for calling in. Heather, you did a great job, Johnny.

you sucked but you know there you go. Bye. Oh my god I'm so terrible. I'll do better. I can do better. Okay.

Bye, bye, Joe. Bye you guys. Bye. Bye. Okay, I just want to tell you

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