Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 996 - Let's Talk About Dick: Does Size Really Matter & Other Dick Questions

Episode Date: December 25, 2024

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Or go to the description and click on the link. Now that I got that all off, I'm just going to tell you about the episode I'm giving you guys. I wanted to do a repeat because it's Christmas and most people aren't going to be listening because everyone's super busy, but I'm airing oldie but goody, okay? This one is all about dicks and dick size.

I had a guy who had emailed me and said he wanted to talk about dick size and all that kind of shit with me. And it's funny because, you know, typically you've probably heard me and Layla talk about dick size and me and other chicks talk about dick size. But rarely do you hear a guy and girl talking about dick size. And that's what we did. Now, you hear a lot of my stories on this, right? I give up a lot of information on me. So I think it's interesting on that standpoint. But something really funny happened after the episode.

So after I taped it and edited, I added a little tidbit at the end. So make sure you listen all the way to the end. And if you tap out in the middle, fast forward all the way to the end. So you could hear my little addition to this conversation and to this episode. Something happened after we hung up and we stopped taping. And I talk about it at the end. and it's kind of funny. So make sure you wait for that at the end.

But the guy's name is Mike, and we're just going to talk about Dix and Dick's Eyes. So I'm going to get right to and be right back on with Mike. Hey, Mike, welcome to the strictly anonymous podcast. How are you today? I'm good. How are you? I'm good.

So, Mike, you emailed me. The first thing you said in your email was like, you know, first of all, I'm a noob. And I'm like, what the fuck is a noob? Okay. but you wanted, you said that you wanted to talk about dick size. Like you wanted to dispel the myths and the truth about dick size. So I was thinking like, is a noob a guy with a small penis?

I mean, a noob to me, listen, if I would have to, like, if I would have to say what I think a noob sounds like, it sounds like like an annoying person. I don't know, what the fuck is a noob? And, you know, what does this have to do with this episode? Well, Kathy, well, basically what it is, it's a 48-year-old man trying to sound like a, like, youthful. So a noob is like somebody that's new. You know, I'm new to your show. Oh, I'm new. Like, N-E-W, like, new that way, but you spelled it N-O-O-O-K, see, that's how I'm like a nob, okay, see, that's how I'm like a nob because I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about.

I'm like, is that mean like he, like a guy with a small dick? Because like sometimes, you know, one meeting has a meeting someplace. But then when you're talking about sex, you know, there's a whole different, you know, term. So I was like, oh, it's a new. But, you know, anyway, okay, so you're just a newbie to my show. I know that word in that aspect. I don't know why I didn't put that together. Okay, so you're new to my show.

You want to call it and you want it? Like, you just want to talk about dick size. So I was like, I'll have that on my show. Why not? Like, let's talk about dick size. because I have had on, you know, girls on here, women, you know, that have like, that talk about being a size queen. I've had on, you know, a couple guys here and there that had really small dicks, but they were into it. You know, it was like their thing.

They were like cucks and that kind of scene. So I don't know where you fall or why you want to talk about dick size, but let's get into it. Well, I'm an Asian-American man. And as we know, there's a lot of. myths and a lot of truths and things flying around about, you know, that particular culture. Yeah. But the thing that I found interesting, and like I'm 48 years old. So, you know, I've been on the block, you know, many times and had a lot of experience in life.

But from a young age, I didn't realize it. Let me give you an example. I grew up probably in the 80s, right? So there was no internet. There was no way to talk to millions of people and, you know, learn. things about other cultures and so forth. So you know, you're making out, you're getting together with, with different girls, and we didn't talk about that kind of thing.

So the first experience that I had, where I realized that this, the Asian penis thing was a real thing. Well, I was with a college girl, and she saw what I had, and she was like, wow. And she was like kind of flabbergasted, basically like, I expect you to have something a hell of a lot smaller. And then she kind of told me what her. experiences were and what she had heard through myths and things like that. And from that moment forward, I realized I could use this to my advantage.

Oh, okay. So you're bigger than people would expect because there is that weird thing out there, right? I've heard it. The stereotypical thing is like, oh, the BBC, right? We know that stereotype. And then I don't know what white people the stereotype is. They all come in all different varieties. I don't know.

But then you definitely do hear, oh, Asian men are all. all, you know, tiny kind of thing, right? That's what you're talking about. And so when you were with this girl, she expected you to have a little, what I would have called a noob, but you didn't have a little dick. You had a normal size dick, or I don't know, are you well hung? No, I am seven inches. And it was funny, I was listening to your other podcast about, you know, the whole thing

about gaining an inch. I was dying laughing because it's true, you know, if you chub up over winter, you know, it really does kind of decrease. So when I say seven, it's a moving number, but it's right around there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's so funny. And I'm sorry, but I think seven is actually above average.

I know that there's people that would say or, you know, you could Google and it'll be like, oh, five to eight or six to eight is average. But, you know, I'm around your age, if not older. And I've been around the block. And I would say, no fucking way. Like average is more four to sex. Okay. I see a lot more, you know, dicks on the smaller.

size side than I do on the bigger. I see a lot more, you know, fives than I do sevens. So here you are an quote unquote Asian guy, right, showing up with this girl and she's heard these, this myth. And you show up and you're like seven inches probably bigger than most guys she's, but she was with. Well, it's really funny. You say that because, you know, she put her hands on it. And she was like, like, really just like examining it. And I was just like, okay, go for it. Yeah. And she mentioned her last boyfriend. was an African-American man. She did mention.

And she kind of think, I think you're bigger than he is. Right. There you go. Don't you love when, like, something that everyone believes is, like, blown out of the water? Like, I love that.

Right, right. You know, so the way that I use that to my event, because, you know, you can take information different ways. So in one way, I could have been, oh, man, I could have a complex because, you know, these women are thinking, this and the thing and that.

I looked at a different way. Uh-huh. the kind of lowered expectations route. You get what I'm saying? Kind of. Tell me. Let's say you have a guy who's 6, 5, he wears a size 16 shoe. You know, if he has 7, 8 inches, that's average for that guy.

You get what I'm saying? Yeah. So if you're in my packaging, the way I look, it's almost like you're guaranteed. Okay, okay. I like what I'm working with here. Yeah, yeah. You show up and you're always going to overplay. please. Like, you're going to overperform because people are, the expectation going in is less than

what you know you have for sure. I totally get that, you know, analogy. It's like, it's somebody that, like, I don't know, it's like with pictures. You know, I don't know why some people really use a lot of filters and make themselves look 10,000 better in pictures because you're just going to, like, show up in real life and people are going to be super disappointed. I mean, I think it's a lot better to, like, play it down a little bit and then show up and be better. You know, that's what you're doing. You. You know, You know, society has you play down, but you show up and you're like better than what someone would expect. And you use that as like for confidence.

Yes, yes. And Kathy, I think you agree with you. And the thing, you know, I was, okay, so I was an Asian American man. I grew up in the Midwest in the 80s. And, you know, when you stick out and then, you know, you emboldened yourself with the community and people love you and like people who you are, you develop some confidence, right? And the thing you realize is no matter what you're packing for any guy out then, this is one of the reasons I wanted to call. Because I wanted to kind of be a positive, send a positive message to other guys. No matter what you're packing, you take care of yourself, you stay groomed, get a decent sense of humor.

You're going to get late, right? For sure. And don't worry about all those other things. Just, you know, focus on the other qualities you can focus on, you know? Okay, but let me just say something. Mike. Like, you know, this is what the guy that tuned into the show that has like a small dick is thinking. Like, yeah, easy for you to say because you know before that girl pulls down your pants that

you're seven inches. Like, you know what you have. I mean, how could you be the spokesperson for a guy that's smaller? Because that's what I'm thinking that you're trying to give like guys that are smaller confidence, but you don't have that problem. Well, but here's the thing. Yeah. Okay.

Oh, wait, wait. I know what you're saying is that these, because of the myth that's out there, you still met women and they, thinking that you were small, they still dated you. But they didn't know that you had this. Is that what you're trying to say? Yes, in a sense. In a sense, what I'm saying is, you know, there's always, you know, going to be, you know, some kind of negative barrier. But, you know, I understand what you're saying about the guy who was really small. And that's why I say, you know, a lot of these conversations about dick's, dick sizes and so forth, whenever I listen to them, they come out kind of clinical, you know what I mean?

Like you're talking to Dr. Ruth. And, you know, just I'm enjoying this because we're having a real dialogue about it. You know what I mean? We're talking like we're having a glass of wine and we're just kind of shooting a shit about it. Totally. But to the guy with a small one, right? Just be confident, man. I'll tell you,

there are videos on like, you porn and ex-hamsterings other places where it's the small penis humiliation thing, right? And those, whenever I watch him, I'm just captivated by it. But you know, the one thing I'm left thinking is,

you know, that woman really loves that guy. You know? They do all this stuff. And, you know, she's sitting there talking, fantasizing about all the guys, she's had with big giant dicks and so forth. And, you know, they found a way to kind of explore, take his shortcoming, you know, and make

something fun of it. So there's somebody for everybody. You know what I mean? Yeah, for sure. But let me ask you this. I mean, you know, you're talking about like porn with guys with little dicks and stuff. Like, I mean, do you, have you ever hooked up with guys? Like, are you really into dicks on the side?

Like, is that like a thing that you're into? Do you swing both ways? Have you ever done anything with the dude? No. What I've, the experiences I've had with other men, other naked men have been, I've been in some foursums,

some threesomes, um, like I've had a, you know, a blow job from one woman and myself and a friend, that kind of thing. Uh-huh. I don't,

I don't swing any other direction. Um, it's just, it's the funniest thing. It's just, like you said, it's, if there's one issue, And I think you had said someone on another podcast where you were basically saying if, you know, you're around certain guys where you mentioned small in any way.

Yeah, little. Yeah. I once said to a friend, I swear to God, he got so mad at me. This is a little long time ago. But I was like, oh, you know, I just like make a play with words sometimes because I just like the way a sentence sounds. You know, and I think I just something like, and how was your little vacation? I just said little and like with something. And he was so fucking hard.

I'm like, that is so weird. But like, you know, that it really. I really thought it went back to like the, I think, really like the little dick thing. I don't know. Because like, why does a guy have, is so paranoid about that word? This holiday season, instead of making a great first impression, why not make a great lasting impression? And that's where Blue Chew comes in.

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I don't know. Because like, why does a guy have, is so paranoid about that word? And it seems like a lot of guys are, you right? For sure. Even guys that you would look at and say, I'd be a decent looking guy, you know, he's successful. But it seems like it's always burning on their mind.

And like that's kind of what I want to talk about And just give another perspective And just kind of say, look, you know, you know, it doesn't have to be in the street And this is coming from 48 year old me, you know I was I went through periods of time when I was less secure and so forth But you know, I think like you you know, like said, the more you experienced and the more you like I said Focus on the other things in life because the reality is this look your podcast is about sex, but you know Sex is one component of life. You know what I mean? It's not going to make a

break your relationship necessarily, you know, it's not going to affect the quality of person who you end up being with, you know, and the fact that they'll love you no matter what you have and have in the hands. Yeah, but that's very idealistic. But like, don't you think that in the beginning a lot of times, like relationships, it is a big part. Like, you know, sort of chemistry in the beginning is something that really attracts people together and is like the, you know, the make or break like from the get-go. I mean, how many times you meet somebody, you might like the way look,

and then you like start floating around them and they're like the worst kisser, I mean, like that, typically that relationship doesn't go on. I don't know, you know. I mean, I think the love and all that stuff that you're talking about comes later. I think the what's very obvious right from the get-go is like a sexual attraction.

That stuff is put on the table early on. So I totally understand why guys, it's no different than the woman who feels like she's overweight and she's going to take her clothes off and some guy's going to be like, oh, I'm not attracted to you. I think attraction is something that you really needs to be in place in the beginning or things don't move forward. So I get why people are super concerned, but like I totally agree with you that people, that, you know, there's somebody for everyone for sure. I mean, I had a girl friend of mine who would always be, Like she met a guy and he was like really small and she's like that's perfect because I have a small vagina.

You know what I mean? Like there you go. Like there's women that dig a guy that's smaller. So I don't like a guy that's really long at all. Like I'm not interested. You know, I prefer shorter and thicker. Like I feel like every woman's body is different. So everyone is into different things.

And I think though that and that's what guys need to know, you know for sure. They need to know. I just think it's hard for you to be the supposed. person when you're like like you just said the first thing you led this conversation with was like oh you know everyone thinks asian men are so small and i got like the fucking biggest dick and people are always shocked so you're like but let me let me explain the handicap the handicap is okay let's let's say you have a guy decent looking guy yeah he's not going to get shot down right away or he's not necessarily going to get overlooked because they don't know what he's packing that he's packing you know three inches in

his pants you get what i mean yeah but what i'm saying for me is somebody's going to look at me and whether they think I'm attracted and that may have been a detractor like you said for that initial attraction I do have a question for you now you've mentioned you've been with all different guys

yeah sizes yeah so for the smaller guys were they aggressive or were they passive like in the beginning do they come on confident and strong or would they kind of like oh whatever you want to do no I don't see any difference in no not really and

from the guys that were no my I had a boyfriend I call him big dick Nick he had like the biggest dick I've ever seen kind of like a Tommy Lee dick he was like my longest boyfriend I loved it I was kind of like a size queen when I was younger and I really like I mean he was like he was humongous I mean couldn't even stay a part of it just like fall over it wasn't too big it was just but it was fucking huge I don't know it was good but he was like one of those insecure total not aggressive guys ever and I've had like and then there was another guy, dirty prank, Frank, he's on my show. He was a guy that I used to. And I mean, he was, I think he would have

maybe been a micro penis guy. I mean, like, hard. It was like the size of my thumb. Like, that's about as long as it was. And he was one of the most dirtiest perverted, like go after women fucking dudes on the planet. So no, I don't think that, I don't think, you know, there's, I haven't found a difference between, the guys with really big dicks having different kind of energy. I know that they say, oh, there's big dick energy. You know, and I'm sure that that exists, and I'm sure there's little dick energy. I'm sure that that exists too.

But I don't know. I always, you know, attracted like a similar type of guy. I don't know. Maybe it was just my own thing. But, you know, whoever I attracted, I liked. And if I had chemistry with them, you know, whether they had the small dick or the big, or they were big dick Nick,

If I was into them, I was into them. And I think that's what, you know, guys need to know. That chemistry is something that sometimes, you know, happens before you take off clothes. You know, at least for me it does. I mean, I would be like out and I could be like, oh, my God, who's that fucking guy? You know what I mean? It wasn't about his dick. It was just about something there.

You know what I mean? And if that chemistry was there, it was there. Didn't matter. Right. So we're definitely on the same page. That's kind of what I was getting at. I was wondering, like me said, the attraction thing. So, okay, so you have a guy that's like that.

He's, he's, he's, he's, uh, you know, not I'm necessarily a manly man kind of guy. You know, he's confident, you know, he's masculine, right? Uh-huh. So you go to the bedroom after you're interested, are you saying that like, even though all the vibe is there, right? That when the pain comes off, there is, are you still 100% there? Or are you saying at that moment, ooh, uh, uh, I don't know if I can work with that.

You know, I'm trying to think of like all the guy, like that guy, that one with a really, really small one, I was so like into him, like, like a, like I was like psychotically attracted to him. So no, I didn't care. But we like fooled around a lot in the car. And I remember it being like, I'm giving you a lot of stuff about me on this podcast. But like I remember it was around the time when like AIDS became like this thing. And I was like a hypochondriac petrified.

So I was like like safe sex to me was like. look at my tits while I jerk you off. I mean like that was the move. So I would do that with him a lot. And it was really weird to see him jerking off like this tiny little, you know, was like really small. But like I was still super attracted to him and like really liked him. And I don't know.

I don't even remember if we fucked it any times. But like I didn't ever think. I mean, but these are in my like drinking days and stuff and just, you know, things happen. But I never thought to myself if I had that thing where I was like after a guy and, you know, it didn't matter what came after. Like my attention still stayed there. I think we're on the same page, actually,

because that's kind of my point is basically, listen, be, you know, be the best guy you can be, right? But I'm not, let me suggest that. I'm saying, hey, in the sack, you know, be the best of going down. You know, be the best of four-play. Be the best with other things.

And, you know, if a woman's into you, they're going to be into it, and they're going to find a way to make, whatever you're packing work, right? Yeah, I've heard that. I think it was on Howard recently. He was talking about micro penises. Or somebody was,

or maybe it was on Andy Cohen. I don't know, some podcast, though, or some serious show I was listening to. They were talking about micro penises. And then somebody called in and said she was with a guy that had it,

but he was like great at going down. You know, and I had another friend who I never fooled around with, but he would always talk about how he'd always like point to his pinky finger, be like, yeah, that's all I got. You know, and supposedly he was like,

great at going down on girls. Like that was like the word on the street. So, you know, I'm sure that those guys naturally compensate, you know, and or some of them do turn into these cucks that I've had on my show where they like sort of ease into it and like it turned on by being humiliated or whatever. They turn that sort of insecurity into like some sexual turn on for them. I don't know. You know, it's interesting though.

What's interesting though to me, what I want to get to the bottom of is why do you or like let me get a little backstory on you because like I'm interested in why you would want to like discuss Dick Sides. You said that you did have like some you know threesomes and stuff I mean like have you like is that when you were like married

in relationships? Is this when you were younger and in college? I mean when did stuff like that go down? I would say in my 20s Uh huh Um yeah a lot of like you know I was in the military after

after college um very fraternal kind of thing, you know, who are basically college kids still, right? And we would go out drinking and then you'd end up back at somebody's apartment and before you know it, everybody's kind of making out and doing their thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And, you know, you're getting sucked off and, you know. And your friend is too, right, that kind of stuff. It's never, never planned. Yeah. Those were interesting experiences too because, like I said, you know, it's one of those things. If you think about it going into it, you'd probably be kind of like self-conscious about it.

But once you just start doing it, it just happens. There's another thing. There was one situation I was in. There was this fella, and I would say he, he was probably comparable to what you would expect, like an NBA basketball player to be.

Uh-huh. I swear to that, like, six, nine, just a giant, oh, guy. Yeah. And I was like, oh, God, he's going to, this guy's going to be involved in all this stuff. Well, sure is shit, he's with his girlfriend,

and he takes his pants off. I swear to God, the thing looked like a mini-bick lighter. This is no lie. But you know the greatest thing about him, and I'll never forget this, is he was a confident dude. This girlfriend loved him and, you know, and that's, see, that's the imagery that sticks with me in my head, right?

And like I said, the reason I wanted to call talk about this is, I think it's important for other guys to hear it from another guy, right? not the clinical doctor, oh, you know, average is six and, you know, all this other stuff. I just think sometimes, you know, there's not enough male voices to kind of just say, look, you know, it's part of life. It's awkward for everybody at times, but it's not the end of the world. Yeah, but I think they need to know more from like, it'd be better if we had like five other women on here talking about how that, because I think it's mostly like how their reaction. Like, why do they care what you think about it? Like I said, I'm sorry, but people are like, fuck off.

You have your seven inches as easy for you to say, I'm sorry. I think the guy needs to hear from women that it doesn't like matter so much. But, you know, I mean, at the end of the day, I think it is something that guys are very insecure about for sure, right? I don't think it's talked about a lot. Yeah. Right. You brought up Howard Stern earlier, and he's one of my favorites, right? Yeah.

He's a perfect example of what I taught, when I said about myself, the lowered expectation kind of theory. Howard Stern's a giant of a guy. He's like 6'9 or something like that. He always talks about a six inch penis, which is not tiny. But in perspective to his size, that's why he's so insecure about it. Yeah. Mm-hmm. And also I think, listen, I don't think that porn helps because I think, you know, if you look at porn a lot of times, it gives you.

I mean, not just for men, also for women, right? I mean, you're not going to see a guy with a micropinus unless it's like that sort of fetish video. But, you know, you're going to see most of the guys are going to be above average size on porn. And it's the same thing like for women. You know, they're going to be like, oh my God, I don't look like those girls, you know, and then they're going to feel, you know, insecure. And I think that that happens for both sexes for different, you know, reasons. You know, in the same sense that I don't think that I've seen a lot of guys, like I said,

with the smaller dicks that not have confidence. I've seen the bigger dick guys not have big dick energy too, like my big dick Nick guy, you know. But I do, I mean, I like talking about dick size. That's what I was like, yeah, let's talk about it. Because I do think it is important because when I have had on women that talk about being a size queen, I'll get some people and say things like blah, blah, blah, you know, and it's probably a guy that is maybe on the smaller size and things like, how could you say

that men need to be blah, blah, blah. But I don't say that. You know what I mean? I don't. Like as much of a size queen I would have said I was, I was with plenty of guys and had some of the most intense chemistry with guys that were average, if not below. You know, I had a guy, boyfriend that literally couldn't even get it up.

But I was so horny for him, I'd be like put it in soft. Swear to God, and I would come. I didn't care. Like, that's chemistry. Chemistry to me trumps everything. I was with a girl. before and I think she mentioned her fiance years he was probably 12 inches and not like you know I think it's 12 like where it was like he was really 12 you can hang a wet towel on the damn thing

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Not necessarily. You know, it may be amusing for a couple times and kind of fun to look at, but generally you find, you know, women are not into that either, you know. Yeah, listen, you're going to find all kinds of different people or into different things. So like you said, there's somebody for everyone, for every, you know, guy, for every guy with a small dick, there's like my friend who's got the small vagina that's like, well, that's my guy. Perfect. But then you got some girl that's a major size queen who would love the guy with the 12.

There really is. I do believe what you say, something for everybody and somebody, you know, and so I think that guy can find something. I remember my girlfriend setting me up with another guy who, because she knew I was like into big dicks when I was younger and she was like, oh yeah. She's like, oh, I'm going to say you with my ex.

He's like really big. I'm like, really? And she's like, yeah. And she like grabbed her arm and she's like like like that. I was like, okay.

So I go to hook up with him. And I mean, this thing wasn't even totally hard yet. And I was like it looked like a baby arm. But it was actually way bigger than a baby arm. It looked like a real person's arm. It was like the biggest thing. And it was the funny thing is that.

Because that man, I know I'm not going to mention who he was married to, but he was married to a very famous actress slash like supermodel. And I just never looked at her the same. I'm like, I don't even know how she's walking straight. She was married to that fucking guy because it was like, and I was like your girlfriend, like analyzing it. Like she was like, wow, you're bigger.

I mean, I was like, what the fuck do you do with this thing? Like what? And he's like, it's not even hard yet. I'm like, really? Like it just started having this conversation because it was more clinical to me because I was just, I think, maybe a little intimidated. I just wasn't really that into it. But the thing with him was that he was so dumb and everything that came out of his mouth was so

irritating that I just, you know, that really healed. You realized why? Because he didn't have enough blood flowed. It was brain at the time because he was all going. It was caught. Yeah. I mean, it was like the size of a leg maybe. I don't know why I said a baby's arm.

Like a baby's leg. Oh, so huge. But yeah, no. But I mean, what is your story? Do you have a wife? Do you have lots of girlfriends? I have a girlfriend of, I want to say, six years now. She was a wild child.

She's had, she's done and seen everything, right? So there's that comfort. And I think that just comes with maturity, you know? Like, I know there are some guys that would hear some of the stories and things and they would, they would be, you know, go running home, scared, right? But, you know, I like the fact she had a lot of experience. But, you know, something you were talking about that supermodel, right? Just another thing. And I don't want to go off on a tangent here, but women, right?

I've been with some women that were tiny. And I swear to God, downstairs was not fine. Oh, really? Oh, yeah, let's talk about sized women. Yeah. And I've been with some bigger women, and I feel like I was trying to fuck a fumble. Really? Well, do you think it has to do with, like, whether they had kids or didn't or if they, like,

fucked a lot of guys. I don't know because you know, what do you think is the difference? Well? I think people are just built different. I knew this girl and, you know, it was funny, you know, we would talk, you know, when I was around a group people that we could talk about, just like we're talking

right now. And she, you know, we always joked about Kegels, right? Doing Kegels and tighten it all up. Some people are just bigger there. Some are just smaller. But that's a fascinating thing right there because you could you could stereotype, you know, a little supermodel type type girl, rail thin, you know, tiny.

And you would never expect, you know, to find like, you know, the Grand Canyon down there. Right. Yeah. No, it's interesting. I think it in the thing that really fascinated me, I was going to like, because I was like, what's the difference between? Because I feel like they all look so different, you know, and I had this friend talking about beef curtains once and I'm like, do I have beef curtains?

Like I didn't even know. them. Like how does my how does mine rate to other people's? You know, and I remember they're like me Googling because I've always been like this curious person that talks about this. So I was like talking to all my friends. I'm like, I think I'm going to put myself up on rate my pussy.com. There was a website called rate my pussy.com. And like I said, I was the type that just would talk to people about it. And I was like obsessed with like how do I rate? Like do I look good down there? Do I have beef curtains? Like is this normal? Like how to, you know, because sometimes I would see in porn things. Everyone's, you know, look so different. You know, and I'm like, I need to.

to get rated. I want to get rated. So I remember taking my pictures. I was about to go on to rate my pussy.com. I had told all my friends I was going to do it. I wanted to see because like if you go on that website, you put a picture up of yourself. No one knows who you are. And then guys like rate you and say all kinds of things. And I was like very curious of like how I stacked up, you know, and whatever. And then it was funny because very soon after that I wound up hooking up with a guy who happened to be like a major player. Fuck the world. I mean, he didn't just fuck everyone in New York. He was like, you know, a well-traveled person who had fuck tons of girls and he was able to, you know, give me my rating and let me know the scoop and everything was all good, you know.

So I was like, okay, like that's, I could take it from that guy, you know, I don't need to go and rape my pussy. But it really, you know, these are definitely things, though, that women, men, your privates, your body, you know, that everyone's going to be sort of insecure about if you don't think that you stack up to like the fucking airbrush stuff that's out there you know or like what about that girl that's really loose like you know and she's got to have you know someone like you may be like oh what the fuck but like would that turn you off for that yeah that girl that is so big like you know how did you how do you feel when you meet that girl that's not as tight as somebody else like

at the end of the day is it a deal breaker no absolutely not because you know for ursula like like you'd mention being with a bigger guy just Just because a guy has a bigger dick doesn't mean that he can please you. You know what I mean? Or it's going to feel good. You know, like some of the ones that didn't feel as tight felt good too. They were warm. Yeah, yeah, right.

There's different positions where it feels better than with somebody that's smaller because sometimes it feels like you're going to bend. You know, it all depends. But no, no, you make do. I was just kind of like thinking to myself, you know, the reality. is everybody has a complex of this to some degree. You know what I mean? Yeah, totally. Yeah, of course.

Because it is something, like I said, it is something that the minute you meet someone, you like them, I mean, there's nothing more sort of scary than falling for somebody. I mean, they call it falling for a reason. Like, I mean, it's scary, right? You're like falling in with someone and, you know, you're exposing yourself and you're, and being intimate with someone is something that, like I said, happens in the beginning. It's definitely a test of whether this is going to happen or not, right? Like, am I going to be good to bed?

Like, I mean, how many times does somebody go out on a first day? Then they like, fuck the guy, whether by accident or they wanted to, they were drunk, whatever. And then they don't hear from someone. They're like, oh, my God, was I not good in bed? Like, you know, did I not look good? Was I too fat? You know, they're always going to people, of course, have insecurity about that stuff. Because it is, you know, it's people don't talk about it.

it a lot like you said you know but it's just something that people do not judge people by but it's it's a factor in a relationship in the beginning sorry I know that you started off saying like in the beginning like it doesn't mean anything there's so much other stuff that's true but in the beginning it does like that chemistry and that stuff is there but I think what people need to know and what you're trying to say and I agree is that you know that is someone might love your small dick or your big dick or your big vagina or your small vagina or your 12 inch, you know, whatever. And, you know, if there's that chemistry there. I feel like, you know, I'm 48, but I kind of feel like I would made a really good hippie

way back in the days if I was, you know, from another generation because it really is. You got to, you know, if you look in the mirror and you got a tiny little dick or whatever, it doesn't matter. You just, you know, you got to love yourself. And, you know, just have fun with it. Like you said, the role play stuff. the cuckolding, you know, that's great because what that is is, you know, you're being instant on a level that a lot of people who, I guess, would be classified as just normal

couples never go that far. You know, they never explore life. Do you know other guy friends of yours that were like, did you ever discuss this with any of your other Asian friends just because that is, you know, something that is talked about? Like when you sort of found out that, oh, this is a. thing that everyone thinks that Asian men are small and you certainly weren't. Like, I mean, do you have other Asian guy friends that you ever talked to about this? Or am I the first person you have a dick-sized combo with? Yes, I've had other, you know, Asian friends.

And they didn't take it so well. They kind of went more. Yeah, they find it as amusing as I did. But they kind of took it more personally, you know. But that's what I'm just, yes, no offense, but that's what I'm trying. maybe because maybe they weren't seven inches no different than the guy that's going to be listening that's white or black or whatever that's not seven inches that's four inches that's like easy for you to say yeah but no i never told them and they never knew you know i mean we probably

shared lock rooms but you know you know guys aren't trying to look at each other's you know dicks they're they're trying to wash their hair and get the hell out of it right yeah but you know with the asian friends that i had they they took it more like like racist, like, like with these rumors and then, you know, they would kind of joke and say, well, you know, is there like an Asian penis census taking somewhere? Yeah, it is. Well, yeah, why does, why is that out there? I don't know.

I don't know. But, you know, it's, I think there's a component of, of, what's that term I'm looking for? Punching down in a sense. You know, and I'm not going to get started on this, but this might be another topic for another show for you, but, you know, if you really stop to think about the world with men, right? You know, we're going through conflicts with war and different things like that. What do people usually say? It comes down to, you know, you know, whether a guy's a little Napoleon kind of guy or if he's

confident, right? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Mm-hmm. And I think, you know, a lot of these stereotypes, it's competition. It's a way to kind of punch down on other people when you're not confident about yourself, of deal that this is kind of how i see it as a guy and all guys all guys joke and i say you know i got this big fucking dick and you know if your girlfriend ever saw it you know she never you know

you know guys that's what guys do to each other that they they make jokes about that they make fun of these types of things to seem more confident you know so yeah those asian guys there were i think they took it more personally like like like don't judgment and i and my point of you to them. Look, just be a better guy. You know, I mean, you know, like I said, if you're a good person and you're fun to be around, you take care of yourself, you're going to not having trouble. You know what I mean? Yeah. But I just still think it's interesting that you as a seven-inch guy want to help the, you know, three-inch guy. I like it. I mean, it's interesting, you know, that it, but you're probably maybe you're just wired like me. You're super curious.

you like to discuss things you know like that's just a topic you know like I said it would make more sense to me if you were super small and were able to have that confidence and you wanted other guys to know like look you know like that's the guy that should be doing this like the guy that's like three or three and a half inches

that has you know is a fucking playboy that's been banging girls left and right since he's young and you know and he's here to say don't worry guys you know but I just find an interesting that you are the opposite of the stereotype, which is great because you're here to say that one thing, which is don't believe the stereotype, right, which is they're always so wrong. But you're also trying to help the guy that's smaller, but I think it's hard for you to understand where they're coming from.

I actually do because, you know, because if you're really stop to think about it, these guys, like friends of mine, they've probably been various sizes, right? But I'm the one that's going to see their insecurity on that level more, right? Like, I think back to my days, you know, when I was young and bar hopping, you know, and you're going out to singles clubs and things like that, you knew of your friends who's insecure. You know what I mean? You didn't sit there and, you know, pull your dicks out and say, you know, what do you think? But, you know, you could tell which ones were more insecure and that kind of thing. So I don't think it necessarily mattered, but like I was kind of had a sense for

I was at a sense for like you said, the guy that you knew was trying too hard, right? And then, you know, you could talk on some level and just be like, look, you know, whatever's going on. And, you know, you're fine. You'll be good. You know, so I've always kind of had that kind of mentality. But I don't necessarily think you have to be small to be a small person advocate. You know what I mean? I think it's just a human kind of thing. thing. So the reason I said it, and my, my curiosity was just kind of like, you know, you hear the kinks.

Like, when you listen to shows, like, about, like, the cucks and the husbands with the small dicks and, you know, those kind of role-playing situations, that's kind of like on the deep end of fantasy play, right? Yeah. There's got to be more, you know, you know, somewhere in the middle or in the center that are kind of not wanting to go that freaking, right? Oh yeah, for sure that aren't wired that way at all, yeah. But yet they need to kind of open the door with their lights and just, you know, don't just turn off all the lights and slam bam and we're done and we don't talk about it kind of thing. You know what I mean? Yeah, no, totally.

Listen, I'm not saying that I think that it's a bad thing that you want to discuss it. It's kind of fun. I don't mind talking about dick size. You know, I was always like, you know, even though I wound up doing a show about sex, like kind of by accident. I was always someone that liked to just talk about anything. You know, I could talk about anything. I could talk about lint on the floor or I could talk about dick size for we're at 40 minutes. You know, it's fun for me.

I think it's an interesting topic. I do, you know, I think it is true that, you know, I personally think I, like I said, I've come across more guys that are below that average than above. And it never deterred me, you know. The one thing I will say, and this is going to go against everything I said, for, you know, and the one thing I will say, for the guys that were thicker, because that's what I always, when I say I was a size queen, it was always girth that really was something that I liked and that felt comfortable for me and that really did it that, you, the guy that has that really

big, thick kind of dick, like, you know, I could like use that like a toy. Like, I don't even need that person to fucking be there. You know what I'm saying? Because it's like physically, It's just, it's enough. Whereas maybe if it's something smaller, all that, you know, chemistry and everything has to be there. But it, you know, and it was, and that's why I was with those other guys. But, like, that's the only thing about the bigger dick

is that you can just kind of use it. And it's like, even if the chemistry isn't there, it would be enough. Do you know what I'm saying? When I was younger, it's different now. Right, right. The thing I knew before I called today, I kind of knew it would go like this.

I really think that those, that there's going to be men out there, they're going to listen, and they're going to appreciate this conversation. And like I said, it's not clinical. We're shooting the shit, and they're hearing sincerity, right? Yeah. Not just a woman saying, oh, well, I like six inches. Yeah.

You know, the standard blah, blah kind of answer. And here, if there are any women listening, I have a tip for you. Yeah. If you have a boyfriend that's insecure about that, you say that, no, I prefer a six inch penis. Do not have a nine-inch black dildo in your drawer. Okay. Oh my God, right?

I actually had a friend that was, they almost got divorced over this damn thing. You are kidding. No. Like I said, so this is clearly an issue that affects people in your ecosystem. Totally. How confident, how good looking they are, you know, this shit happens. Yeah, like I said, I couldn't even use the word little with my guy friends. they would get horrified.

Like it's not a good word. That with the guys, right? But you're here to say, I'm here to say as a woman, what you're saying as a guy, which is, and just a guy that likes to talk about it. Is that like,

size doesn't really matter in the long run. You know, I think it's a chemistry, right? It's, you know, and it's not the end-all-be-all, uh,

SCX and you could make it work, you know? I mean, but I think that the right, and if it doesn't work, it doesn't work. But I mean, I think that, you know, guys that have that insecurity, I do think it's hard. It's like a woman that doesn't feel good, like I said, about her body or something. And I totally understand that, but you got to work through it. I mean, we're all, you know, sort of dealt a hand of cards and whatever that hand is, you know, you got to. You got to deal with that.

Right. And if there's a guy out there that is, you know, sensitive, like, you know, we're talking about, listen, stop watching the porn, right? You know, cut back on all that stuff because that's not going to make you feel any better if you have a complex. You know, there's things you can do and just get more in touch with just life and people, right? You know? Yeah. Like I said, I think you and I, like, you know, we're healthy enough to where we can watch something and be amused, be turned on. but then it's not real life.

You get what I mean? Uh-huh. So, and those guys and those, and those videos, they're not to be, you know, compared to any, because they're like freaks of nature, most of them, so. Right. And a lot of women, and I've talked about this a lot on my show, and a lot of women have talked about it, that they're not looking for the 12-inch guy, you know?

And I think that when I have had on a woman who's a size queen, I've tried to make the point so that guys are listening, understand that, you know, even a size queen at the end of the day is not, it's not ever going to be a total deal breaker. And I just say that from my own experience. So I think, you know, guys that are smaller should just be proud.

Everyone comes in all different shapes and sizes. I think that that's great. I didn't mind talking about dicks for the past 45 minutes. Thank you for calling in. I don't know what I'm going to name this episode or when I'm going to air it. But I'll eventually air it. I don't know. It's interesting, you know.

There was one last nuance that I would like to share with you and just kind of get you back on. Don't you think with women, the penis-sized thing, it's this little nuance that I think, like you said, you know, when you're falling or you're afraid to fall, the penis-sized thing, the callousness in which women will talk about it sometimes, that is a defense mechanism, don't you think? What do you mean? Like you and I are having this sincere conversation. Yeah, but you think that they talk about women, talk about it. about it with the guy that they're with in the beginning? No, I think that they're more like, oh yeah, I want to go to big old dick. And it's more of, I kind of feel it's a nuance to keep men at bay, right, so that they have the power in that situation.

You get what I'm saying? Yeah, but I don't believe it. I mean, you think that women talk privately about dick size to keep guys sort of. Because most of the time, they're not talking about it with men. No, no. what I'm from saying is like, for example, like if you're dating somebody new, right? And like it comes up or like you're out with a girl and a girlfriend's.

And then like you said, they're talking and that they're kind of joking about that kind of thing and talking about big dicks and laughing and all this sort of stuff. Don't you think it's kind of a little nuance to kind of keep the guy off kilter a little bit so that he's not in control of that situation? not that I know not that I think and not that I think no I don't think that no I mean I've like just talk we you know girls talk about things like that but I don't think it's about any kind of power or control you mean like just so that she knows in her mind that he's not in control I don't really understand

but I don't think so I was just kind of looking at from her perspective of like she's trying to say like listen, you're, you know, you're, you're, you didn't reinvent the moles here, pal, you know, I've had, I've had my experience. You know what I mean? It's kind of a way to kind of, I don't think downplay the guy, but to kind of like, just let him know, listen, you know, we're not going to blow your ego up kind of deal. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I think that, you know, as a woman, I always felt like men had it easier in that, you know,

all they're being judged on dick size, I think a woman's whole body. I mean, she's got tits, she's got an ass, she's got a, you know, a waist,

she's got thighs, she's got to, you know, she's, it's so much more that she's being judged on. I always felt like, oh,

so yeah, maybe you have a small dick and you get to feel insecure about it. Welcome to our fucking world, you kind of thing, you know, so in that sense, maybe,

you know, that's the kind of attitude you're talking about that I always felt like, like when I would see a guy going bald, I'd be like, yeah, so whatever. You know what? Like women have so many things they have to worry about, you know,

guys don't have a lot. So yeah, you want to worry about your dick size and your hair and how much money's in your pocket. Women have to deal with more. I think, you know, I came from that kind of woman mentality and maybe that's what you're talking about. I don't know, but, you know. I think you just nailed it. Yeah. Women, though, walk around, you know, I think that it's a lot more insecure for a woman. Women, like a guy could hide whether he has a small dick or not. Like a woman can't hide her body. You know, she walks down the street. If she's got big tits, small tits, no ass, you know, it's like she's on display.

And that's hard for women, even more so because, like I said, you can't hide the goods. And, you know, those goods are the same thing that a guy is judging like a girl is judging dick size, you know. And so, you know, dick size doesn't come into play until, you know, the pants are down. I would always do it the try, you know, you do as a girl, you try to feel, you know, through the pants when you're making out with the guy in the beginning. I try to feel for something, you know, just to see if it's there. But it's not,

it's, I, you know, I think it's harder for women because what they have and what they're offering is like right there. And listen, if it's a good thing that you're offering, that's great for the girl has more confidence. But if it's, and if it's not and the girl feels like, oh, my tits are too small and I'm walking down the street or I have no ass, you know, and every guy's not looking at me. Like, that's tough for women too.

so I think we all have insecurities here and there and it sucks, but it's just a part of life. Absolutely. I think this has been a very, very good conversation. You think? I really think, yes. I think it should be something simple like male-female conversation about dicks or just whatever. They're going to appreciate just your side of this and just. Yeah, I think, well, listen, I think what's interesting here is I did give out a lot of, like,

people are really always asking me like, oh, what about you? Like, what about this or that? Like, I felt like I gave a lot of like personal stories in this episode, which I don't typically do, right? Because where I'm really focusing and really trying to be, you know, get the personal information about the other person. But because I felt like in this situation, since we were talking bigger picture and we were talking about Dix-Size, I felt like we really needed a female voice here, right? And so I gave you that and gave you my stories there. It was less about you, more about me. I gave more stories than you did.

I don't know how the fuck that happened. Well, I think it's fantastic. Yeah. It's going to make your viewers just, you know, know that much more about you. I appreciate it. So I think it's awesome. Yeah, I'll have to put that in there and sell it like that. Let's, let's do it that way.

Like Mike and, you know, on Dick's size. Let's talk about Dicks with Mike. Mike. Dick Talk with Mike. They write. Yeah, I have to figure out how to make it sound like my show and do it and have people tune in because I think that they, if people do tune in, it is interesting. It's just a common every day sort of convo, like you said, about dick size, but nothing really clinical, like two real people just like talking about it the way people would talk about it.

But, you know, maybe a lot of times you don't hear women talking about it with women and you hear men talking about it with men, right? But you don't typically hear a woman and a man discussing it. So I think that that's interesting what we did here. That's kind of how we broke the mold today. So I liked it. Yeah, me too. Why not? I like it. Thanks. I just got to figure out how to package it and sell it to my audience. But I think if they tune in, they'll find it interesting. So thanks. You got to think about how to package it, no pun intended. Exactly. Quote unquote. Yeah. But anyway, thanks, Mike. Thanks so much for calling in. Look out. Stay tuned. It'll be airing soon. I will. You have a good rest of your day. You too. Thanks. Bye.

Okay. Okay. Now, what do you think happened next? Now listen, I don't know if you picked up on the fact that there were a couple times where I was like, hmm, you know, why are you trying to be the person calling in to help guys about dick size, right? This wasn't like a guy who would be empathetic because he didn't have a small dick. He had a big dick. And he did talk a lot about like watching porn with guys that are really small. And I don't know. There was something there. Right. And I kept trying to kind of go there and sniff around. But I think. thought that the conversation about dick's size in general was interesting. So I just stuck to the script. But I was a little curious because something didn't add up, right? I don't know if he picked up on it, but like there was something going on there that this guy wrote in, you know, and wanted to do that. And then when he got my thank you for calling in email, what did I get back? A dick pick. That's right. His fucking dick in a pick. And I was like, duh. Why do you? Why do you?

didn't I get it? Why didn't I get that this guy is one of those guys? I know this kind of guy. It's that guy that is obsessed with dick picks. He's always sending you his dick pick. It's like the dog that brings home the dead bird. Like there was the dead bird on my fucking doorstep. Like here you go. Here's my dick. I don't know. There's something about it. I am not into the psychology behind the guy that's obsessed with his dick and how big it is and what it looks like and wants other people to see it. I don't know about that. It is kind of interesting to me. So if someone understands the psychology behind that, write in, if you're on YouTube, like put it in the comments section. Because this guy was definitely that. And like I said, I've known that guy. It's a breed of man.

He is very obsessed with his dick. This guy was very obsessed with his dick. It is big. I'm putting a pixelated picture of it up on my Patreon. If you want to see it, okay, pixelated. Patreon.com slash strictly anonymous. podcast. You will see his pixelated dick. You'll also see most of like my other female guests. They always send in like really hot picks of themselves. But I take away everyone's faces. The

pigs on my Patreon are anonymous just like my show. So if you want to see his pixelated dick plus pictures of my other guests, go to strictly anonymous podcast. No, go to patreon.com slash strictly anonymous podcast. The link to that is in the thing. But there you go. I was like, I don't know why I was so dumb and I didn't get that, but that's what's going on here. Maybe other people got that. You know, I had to be, I had to get the dick pick to figure it out. But there you go, Mike. Okay, I get it. I get what's going on here. You weren't trying to help people. You just wanted to talk about your dick, okay, for the whole time. That's what was really going on. You knew what was coming next. And I got a high five of you because you got one over on.

me, okay? But I like this episode. I think even, I like it even more after I got the dick pick because here's my little, you know, typically my episodes are about just topics in general. Typically, they're about somebody and what's going on with them and here you go. This is the part that I was missing in this episode, the personal part. This is the personal stuff about bike. He's not here to talk about it. He didn't want to cop to it on the show. I tried. to figure out like why are you calling in about dicks like why do you want to talk are you into dicks or you bisexual you know i did go there a little bit um but he just has that thing he's obsessed with his dick and that's why he wanted to talk about it and so anyway that's just a little side note to this

episode i hope you enjoyed it like i said it's something different um but i thought it was interesting and even more so interesting when i got the dick so here i am airing it thanks so much for tuning in Okay, I just want to tell you before you go that my book, it's called Strictly Anonymous Confession, Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers, is now available not only in paperback and e-book, but you can pre-order the audiobook. It's still not going to be out until August 25th, but you can pre-order it. The book is basically 17 different stories taken from my show. I kind of picked one story from each category that I talk about on my show. like there's a hot wife story. There's a cuck queen story. There's a cuck story. There's a gang being

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