Strictly Anonymous Confessions - BONUS: Strictly Anonymous Confessions Audiobook is FINALLY OUT!

Episode Date: August 25, 2026

The Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers audiobook is FINALLY out! Tune in to hear all about the 17 anonymous, sexy, totally true stories included in the book, why I think the audiobook is the best way to experience them, how you can listen now plus how purchasing the book in any format gets you complimentary access to my private Discord. ⁠LISTEN TO THE AUDIOBOOK HERE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Okay, I just want to tell everyone that finally my audiobook is out today. August 25th, it's finally out. And it took a long time because I was going to do the audiobook, but then when I started reading it and they wanted me to do a sample and send it into them, I listened to my sample and I fell asleep. Plus, I also got bored. plus I was also horrified. I was like the worst narrator of my book. It kind of takes acting to narrate a book and I'm not a good actor. Okay. So I wound up picking a narrator. Her voice is hot. I

promise you. And when she reads you the sex stories, Adam told me he was getting hard. She really turns it on and not in a cheesy way. Like my direction to her was like, don't go over the top. Don't sound cheesy. Don't make up fake voices. None of that shit, right? So none of that shit. Right. So none of that shit. is in there, but trust me, it's hot. She did it so good. She took my notes. She's telling you 17 different stories taken from my show, okay? Literally, you're going to hear from Candy, who's a total milth. And then Ashley, who fucked her high school besties, mom and stepdad, then Betty, who was like a hot wife turned gangbank queen, turned cheater, turned swinger, and then Mr. Maverick, who became a bull and a very successful,

bull in the lifestyle. And the way he became a bull, you'll be surprised by. Then we hear from Amber Ray, who actually hoax up with Mr. Maverick, okay, but Ever Ray is a total hot wife. She was like one of my original OG hotwives who called into my show. Her guy is a total cuck who sits at home and listens to her stories and watches her, actually. Then you get Robert's chapter. Robert was like one of my favorite Fetish Friday episodes. He was a guy that was not into guys or anything and he met a guy on FetLife and then he did whatever the fucking guy told him to do. And the shit that the guy told him to was so insane. But every step of the way, his internal dialogue was like, no way, I'm not going to do it. Like no way I'm not going to do it.

But as he was driving there and saying that to himself, he never turned back and he did everything and it's so fucking funny. And it's such a good story. Trust me, even if you're not into the fetishes, that whole story is great. Then you're from Neil and Renee, who were like swinging with two other couples in their neighborhood. That was an interesting one. Then Kyle was a solo guy, divorcee in his 60s. He started him the lifestyle. His chapter is like one fucking sex story after he is living his best life after he was like married for his whole life. You're going to be jealous of Kyle. Then there's Casey who's literally been in over 50 gangbangs need I say more. Our episode is just full of gang bang stories and facts. I find gang bang facts really interesting.

Then you hear from Mara, who really has a very interesting good story. It could be like an erotica book for sure. I mean, she's a girl who got a free pass from her hobby to hook up with a chick because she was always into women and really wanted to like go down on a girl. And so she met another lesbian and they hooked up and that lesbian was married. But then they fell in love and then they were having a threep ball. And you got to hear the whole story. It was like so super great.

Then you hear from Mike who was kind of like Kyle. He's got one crazy story after another. Mike is a guy that was always married, then became by, and then started to go to gay bathhouses and glory holes and, you know, hooking up with, you can't even believe, okay, that's Mike's story. Then you hear from Damien Rachel, who were like a very religious couple who started having threesomes with both men and women. And they both hooked up with men and women. And they were both extremely religious.

So you got to hear that one. Then we hear from Eve, who's a total cock queen and just, like brought tons of girls home for herself and her guy, okay? She was one of the first OG cut queens on my show. Then you hear from Crimson, who never is going to disappoint because she's a gilf, a porn star, okay? She was a nurse her whole life. And then in her 60s, started doing porn and going to splash mocha.

And this bitch gets horny in the most craziest times. You wouldn't believe the shit that Crimson does. And when she does it, is kind of out of control because at a certain point in Crimson's life. She had a lot of operations and she didn't slow down. Then you hear from Craig, who was a true cuckold. I mean, his wife and her friend went out and did all kinds of stuff with all kinds of guys while he sat back in angst and listened to the stories, heard them over the phone, looked at the pictures, you name it. He was into it. That's an interesting story because of the way that it ends. And then the last story is Abby. Abby is a young girl who's hooking up with her

trans friends. They start off as friends and they wind up all having like threesomes with her boyfriend. And that's an interesting story too. Now listen, this is the best way to consume my book if you ask me. Okay. A lot of people bought it. There's a paperback version if you want it in your hands. There's also an e-book version. If you want to hide it on your, you know, a tablet while you're commuting to work and you want to read it on a plane or something in private, or now you can get it in the audiobook format. So you could just literally relax and hear the narrator tell you these stories. And like I said, when she gets into the sex parts, you're going to be turned the fuck on.

Okay, you're going to dig it. I swear. Do me a favor if you get my audiobook. You know, email me and tell me what you think. But also, if you get my book in any format, audiobook, ebook, paperback, I will give you access to my private Discord, which does not disappoint. You want to get into my Discord? It's free, but it's private.

And the only people that get in are people that I send a link to. If you want a link to my private Discord, get my book and audio book format or ebook or paperback. It's all available now finally. The audiobook to me is the best version, and it's finally available. The link to the audiobook will be in the description, and the link will have, like, links to every place you could listen to the audio book

will be in the description. All you got to do if you get it and want the link to Discord is send me a screenshot of your purchase to Strictly Anonymous Podcasts at gmail.com. So anyway, go check out my book. You'll love it. Let me know what you think. I'm dying to know if people love it.

I've already heard from a couple of people who do love it. So I feel confident that you will love it. But anyway, thanks so much for tuning in. Two and five Canadians will hear the words, you have cancer. That's why every step and dollar raised matters. On September 19th, join thousands in Toronto for the Princess Margaret Cancer Foundation Walk. Challenge yourself, friends, and family to walk 21 kilometers in support of life-saving research. Together, we can carry the fire and help create a world free from the fear of cancer. Register today at pmcfwalk.ca.ca.

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