Stuff Island - Are You Garbage + Stuff Island live from the Shore House (PATREON REUPLOAD)

Episode Date: December 27, 2024

Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan from Are You Garbage Podcast join the Stuff Island boys Tommy Pope and Chris O'Connor from Netflix's Tires Comedians Chris O'Connor and Tommy Pope are making all kinds of Stuff on the paytch. Each week they talk about anything & everything under the sun. Tommy also chefs up some delicious meals. It's a blast, folks SUB TO PATREON: / stuffisland SUB ON ITUNES: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast... SUB ON SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/3QvnmWt... Follow Chris on IG: https://www.instagram.com/achrisoconn... Follow Tommy on IG: https://www.instagram.com/tommyjpope/... -Follow Steve on IG: https://www.instagram.com/stevegerben... Sponsor Stuff Island: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/... Sponsor Look at Dish: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's new favorite podcast. This is RU Garbage. It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that it's a good to be classy. Just a big old piece of trash. I'm your host Dave Schroeder coming at you on a beautiful day. We're down here in Wildwood, New Jersey at Tootie's Summer House. Last time I saw her she was at the keynote table with a bloody nose over there in Atlantic City. My co-host, Dickhead, is coming at the keynote table with a bloody nose over there in Atlantic City. My co-host, Dickhead, is coming at you right next to me.

Man, you can't not get a laugh. You start panicking and turn on your loved ones. My best pal in the whole wide world, pussy. Jesus Christ. Are you going to be vulnerable when the sun's out? This guy must have earplugs in. Give it up for KJ.

Give it up for KJ. Would you call me a loved one? Thanks for tuning in. Beautiful day down here on the water. Loving it. That's it. Also, I think you introduced yourself as Dave Schmoley. Gang, we're here for a little bonus episode right there on the Patreon,

and we have two of our best pals with us from the Stuff Island podcast. Sometimes he's here, sometimes he isn't. Give it up for Chris O'Connor, everybody. The fucking thousand-mile stare on this guy. That's why I was begging for my sunglasses to hide all the heat. No, that's the boat we have tomorrow. We have to Savannah Joe, Rio Grande, New Jersey. We can crab off the side. That's four feet up

I don't need that negative fucking vibes right now The crab's gonna see the surface of the water You can rip heaters off the back So that's the only important thing Or is it smoking section It's a shame they can't see what we're looking at We're looking at a picture as view I just got the shot

Empty beer boxes Chris O'Connor everybody We're looking at a picturesque view. I just got the shot. Empty beer boxes. Oh, you got it? Yeah. Chris O'Connor, everybody. Yeah, what's going on? Hey, pal. Good to see you. Are we on? Thanks for stopping by.

I got lost in the marsh there for a second. Like we haven't been drinking. That was a real I just got pulled over. Hey, what's going on? Hey, how you doing? My stare's bad during the regular weeks, but on vacation, I'm jumping time and space. You're wormhole. You leave me alone. He's in the 1800s right now.

He's up there light skipping. That guy from Dune who's like running the numbers, his eyes are all back in his head. I saw him looking at this girl on the beach and he's just like, maybe four of us talked to you at that one, like two minutes straight. He just did it. Before you sat down, Toby asked him a question, and we just looked at him, and he was fucking gone. It's crazy. You can have a full conversation, and he'll look up and go, what?

It's like, I just started over? I got to tell you the whole fucking thing? It's like Jason Fogarty doing the fucking intro over again. Dude, you weren't listening. He had his Oakley Creepers on yesterday at Beachman. He stopped at that surf shop to get them. They definitely knew what he was looking for. Dude, zero dark 30, dude.

Zero behind his eyes. You sell 30 beers dark. These are mirrored, right? These are mirrored? You sell only full-length two-way mirrors. And, of course, the other half of the stuff on the podcast, the master chef that he is, Tommy Pope, everybody. Take it easy.

How are you, buddy? Italian stallion. I'm good. He's the only guy I know who puts on cologne for a podcast. That's what I thought upstairs. Some of us care. He's got his grandma hitting slippers on, too. I'm trying to break a mint.

It's like a baseball mint. What kind of pasta do they need now? I'm going to put a belt around and put him in my mattress. He's going to have to shower three or four times and wash off last night, dude.

God. Oh my God. Boys, we're having a hell of a time down here. I am zigzagging. We got to introduce T-Bone. Of course. The fucking mastermind

set this whole thing up. T-Bone, McMuffin, Toby McMullen, everybody. What up, boys? thing up. T-Bone McMuffin, Toby McMullen, everybody. What up, boys? What up, T-Bone? Professional comedian, professional podcaster, amateur rock climber. Sure. He juggles, too. Amateur scuzzboard operator.

What's it called? Skimboard. Skimboard. Scuzzboard. When he's on it. He was out there at the beach first crack like the North Shore. Up at 555, man. I saw one of your.

Oh, wait. Did you go out? Oh, yeah. I saw one of your. Oh, yeah. Let's go. I saw one of your stories. What time did you get up?

You fucking killed it. 555. Oh, I just went to bed. Tommy just got done Goodfellas in Casino. We were both up, and I walked out, and he's like packing up to bed. Tommy just got done Goodfellas in Casino. We were both up and I walked out and he's like packing up to go

and I was like, are you watching the fucking Goodfellas right now? The saddest shit in the world. I literally had to close one eye

to walk from bar to bar. Most people would say it's time to go home. Yeah. Well, no. I went to bed. I fell asleep for three hours. Woke up like...

Do you remember I walked downstairs... Hold on. For the hom for three hours, woke up. Do you remember? I walked downstairs. Hold on. For the homies out there. So we got down here on. Which seems like four months ago. It's been less than 48 hours. We got down here on Saturday.

Literally. We're recording this one on Monday. We got down here on Saturday. Tommy whipped us up some burgers and dogs Saturday night that were fucking knock your compression socks off. They were fucking fantastic. Busting at the seams, those things. Made nice breakfast for us yesterday morning. We hit the beach all day.

And then last night we decided to head over to the bar scene down here in the Irish Riviera. Head over to the bar scene down here on Old New Jersey Avenue. And boy, were there some head turners down there. Some guy with a pot belly and one flip-flop. Rick Steves over here. I'll have to take your money back and shove it up your ass. Zaggots with an F. What the fuck is he mean?

What do you mean? You got to watch out for pickpockets down there. He turned into a field reporter real quick, dude. We went out, we had a nice meal and a couple of cocktails. We went over to the number one tavern. Had a Tully Nutter. How do we eat? Yeah.

Then Foley left. 64 appetizers. I forgot about the appetizers. Shut up, Fury. Fuck you and the appetizers. This is such a fucking setup. I didn't know that guy owned the fucking bar. I've known him for years.

Yeah, so we're walking into the bar. Let's get into that. Public House. That's what it was called. Yes. 18th and Arch. Public House. He used to manage that place. No shit. Yeah. You know're walking into the bar. Let's get into that. Public House. That's what it was called. Yes. 18th and Arch. Public House. He used to manage that place.

No shit. You know what? We walked up. I said that. I said the name. I said the Public House last night. You probably did. My brother might know him.

He knew a couple of guys in the Public House. I was calling you Carl all night. Give me a break. Do you remember coming in the bathroom at the number one tavern? Yeah, scaring the fuck out of you? Yeah, that was fun. Hold on. Back it up. Let's now start with the end dude. He serves me a fucking no knock search warning

I swear to God it was that's the best way Egregious I throw him up against the wall fucking Cuz he's like the door in and fucking and grab me from behind The most egregious. I threw him up against the wall. He did. He fucking wanted to fly. Why? Because he thought he was getting jumped. He kicked the door in and grabbed me from behind. I literally thought I was being murdered. You had your little tic-tac in your hand. Don't make me use this thing. It'll hurt.

I'll poke you in the eye. It's going to hurt you more than it's going to hurt me. Dude, he came in like no knocks. Full speed. No, honestly, full speed no knocks. Full speed. Full speed. Trucks the door. Trucks through the door and grabs me from behind. I proceed to jump and give you one of these.

You did well. Dude, I flail. I panic. Close quarters. Kippy's all right. You don't want to be stuck in the front seat with this kid. I didn't get you. And it went like this.

At that point, I still didn't know he. Dude, it was like three seconds until you figured out it was me. Oh, dude, I panicked. I panicked. I figured you'd be able to smell him as soon as he came into the van. Nobody's still wearing Jakar except for Tommy. It's that thing where you're around the same scent for a while. You don't smell it as much.

Oh, dude, I do exactly what room you were sleeping in. We all went to bed the first night at different times. I walked upstairs and I'm like, Tommy is on this floor. For sure. Dude, there's a... There's a... There's a Diego must.

You're in the meets room. Waving on the ceiling fan. Drives him out faster. There's two guys in there cutting hair. He's got a deli slicer in there I got two more than you You're going to be singing a different tune When I'm behind the grill again There was half a minute last night

Where I was seriously concerned That Tommy had crossed over Whenever your hair starts coming down It's an energy bar And that happened. I don't know if it was the 40 cutwaters you had on the beach. On the walk over, I was talking to Luke, and I saw it. When Tommy's shoulders go down.

Well, Luke almost got hit. Walking back to the first bar. By car? No, walking. It was the four of us. They had gone. It was just me, you, Tommy, and Luke after Tully Nuts.

And Luke made an aggressive move toward you. And we were like, O'Connor had to grab him. He's like a wild animal now. You can't make any sound. Whole clock you want. Hey, new guy, don't feed the squirrels.

Because you won't want to rip your face off. You grab, you're like, look, he's not in a state where you can make sudden movements like that, because you might get a fresh one. You can't jump. He's already in hit people mode. He just whacks you.

He just whacks you, and he goes, what did you say I was doing? By the way, dude. The way you were slapping. Dude, seriously, you got to stop hitting me like that. I'm getting over some rails. Dude, the way you were slapping the guy that owned the inlet last night, it was like he was a wrestler going out to the state tournament. Dude, and he had one of those like thin eyes odds on.

That shit had to hurt. You were like, hey, good to see you. All right. thanks for coming by holy shit you know you know the two wrestlers slap chop each other in the middle of the ring that's what it was yeah yeah dude you were in a bit of a well when the appetizers hit the table at the end like the whole night was a wreck The whole night was a wreck

We doubled every That's fucking his they brought up four waitresses wait, this is my fault it's like getting a champagne bottle They're not sparklers. Like when they deliver a bottle of vodka. They showed up like I ordered $100,000 in one. Well, the guy was excited that we were there. Hold on, there's sparklers in the appetizer. It's like they want to show everybody else who's at the table. They got a couple of big spenders down here. Back at table 18. You should have seen the guy that came. Two spicy tuna?

Yeah, the first guy to ever order two tuna tartare. And made the newspaper. They called another restaurant. You got one. You got one. We got one left. You got any wonton strips over there? I got a fat pig at table 19.

The carpenter that came to fix the ladder. He looked at this setup and he was like, all right, well, where's it at? No idea. He thought we were probably shooting a porn. He's starting to show up like this. It's right back a porn It's right back here It's right back here I swear It starts sweating Now you're fucked

I need to sign up for this buddy Most incredible part I swear to god my stepmom's stuck in a dishwasher It's right upstairs I swear Down there You gotta go down there So what about the appetizers It's right upstairs, I swear. Yeah, come on. It's a scene in Goodfellas. Down there. You got to go down there. So what about the appetizers? Because I was trying not to.

I don't know. You just blamed me for it. I was trying not to let my anxiety get to me, but I did get a feeling last night that not everybody was happy with the arrangement. Like, I was worried because you barely picked at anything. He didn't touch nothing. I ate a couple things. I ate a cheese.

He got a hummus plate. He was in the green room at the St. Louis. You got hummus last night? Yeah, I got hummus. It was good. I got a little bit of everything. Nobody touched the mussels, and you told me to order mussels red. Didn't even eat them.

Mussels and red sauce. I think you were powering down there for a minute. I look at the table, and someone's going to pick it. Someone's going to finish this. That was the craziest thing. We literally get there get there hand him a tully nut drops it oh yeah he dropped it i thought he chugged it no i first of all i put it on the table and then tipped it over totally blacked out they put a 48 inch straw goddamn 12 ounce cup dude it was like it was like a boat paddle hanging out of a coffee mug only Only you can blame a straw, dude.

That's straw on a real attitude. I've been against these straws since they went after the sea turtles. So let me ask you this. I've been anti-straw. We got to. The straw. It wasn't the 19 drinks you had. Hold on.

We got to tell the nutters. Still 10 under on golden tea. We got to tell the nutters. Why don't we talk about the good stuff. Everybody's talking about the negative. You can't put two words together. Steps up to Golden Tee. Smashes a 400-yard drive.

What the fuck is happening? Bill Mickelson over here. Does that matter? It's better when he's blacked out. That's why I saved my energy. Getting up and down on every hole. What happened after I left? I stayed for one Tully Nutter because I couldn't take the sugar.

And I had brutal sunburn. I had to go back and get that crab ragoon. And I got this blister on my foot. It's like the air thing with the cigarette. I cut the filter off. What happened after I left? Because I heard ruckus late at night. Yeah, I don't know.

Yeah, Tommy got more and more Italian. And I put his hands on everybody. You don't even remember going back to that other bar? So then we left there, and we went back to the other bar. The bar that we started. I do not. I actually just texted a period. I was like, thanks.

He was like, yeah, you were great, man. Everything was all right. There was also a... You make it sound like you're in there playing classical piano for everybody. This was going on in my head. Dude, so we get there, and at this point, we've been drinking all day. We're drinking on the beach, back at the house, dinner, Polly nods, back at the bar.

Luke's got to be hammered at this point. Luke's melted. Tommy's aggressive. He's out there. I'm the only one holding the crew to get this. This is a nice take. Dude, the guy telling the story has everything

in line. So there I am killing it. I came back. I cooked you a meal. Make sure we got home safe. Stop drinking at midnight. He's got the crossing guard thing on. Six salami sandwiches. Oh, dude.

He was making mile high. Salami sandwiches. How do you know there was that much salami in the house? There isn't any more. He had two pounds in his bag. Kids 1% body fat eats 10 times a day. It's crazy. How about O'Connor showing up with a full bag of laundry?

Fucking man right after my heart. didn't even say nothing about i thought you had a christmas presents in there holy if there's one example of his personality he's showing up for a trip with a bag of laundry i do respect the he brought all all of his dirty clothes. It wasn't even in a suitcase. Yeah. He held it like a sad sack. It was in a laundry bag. Like a Bugs Bunny cartoon. Like on a stick.

It's crazy. It's Kippy. You drove down separately. We were all so normal on the way down. And then as soon as we touched one foot on the Wildwood Island, he grabs his stuff and just disappears and just starts walking ahead. I'm not even really sure he knew where he was going. He cut through somebody's yard.

It's the strangest shit, and I tell you, I love him to death, but you'll never understand it because he'll shock you again tomorrow. As soon as we're done with this podcast, he's going to do something every single day. Chris, keep him guessing, O'Connor. Even if you're expecting it, you're going to go, Still, he did it again. He did it again.

He literally was around the corner. He just left everybody. Dude, I get that anxiety you're talking about. When we were going to the Rockaway and just the travel there, my anxiety is through the roof. I just need to get there. Getting off that van, I grabbed everything I could carry, and it's just like amazing. I'm with you on that.

He's like that getting on a plane. People standing around going, where is it? It's like a toddler putting wing things on, thinking they're going right to the beach. Sure. Get your bag. We're going to go home. We're going to unpack.

We're going to get something to eat. Calm down. No, let's get in. The beach isn't open yet. Is it open tomorrow, Papa? He's got his nose plugs on Ready to jump in I fell asleep I got a good three hours

Sure And then you woke back up I was starving I had his mindset Before he went to bed But then I took a little nappy I had to get something in me Taking a nap

Nobody takes You can't call it a nap From two to five I know Kev The story was a nap. Waking up. I woke up starving.

I'm like, I'm going to go to bed. I thought about a cinnamon raisin bagel with cream cheese. Sure. And I'm like, I got to get up. I do that. I'm like, I'm going to watch a little television. Just so happens. I put the TV on.

Tons of options. They're running a double feature casino in Goodfellas. Whatever you pay this week, it's worth it. Yeah, they're all right. The first fucking thing I see is Goodfellas. Whatever you pay this week, it's worth it. The first fucking thing I see is Goodfellas. And I'm like, fuck. You start that movie, you gotta finish. You're gonna have to do three hours. And then I did the worst thing I could have possibly done.

Crack the wine. That's wild. It's insane. What scene got you to crack the wine? The prison scene? The opening scene. The credits. You're back there making meatballs. I making so close that we missed it we missed it you missed it by 15 minutes dude well dude i woke up we walked in and saw you oh my god i would i would shamefully drown myself in the bay i got cream cheese running down my face sipping wine watching good fellas i woke up at 7am and came downstairs The place looked like a bomb hit it

And on the screen is a frozen screen Of Karen on top of Henry Hill With a gun to his face And I'm like What the fuck's going on in here It's like a purposely Purposeful scene when the cops show up And then you came out for like

Two seconds and then just disappeared back into the hole. I came out. At that point it was what, 8? 7.38? And I'm walking around and Philly goes Jesus Christ, man. Go back to bed. It's vacation. What a way to start the day. Alright, let's attack this thing. First guy you see

is Foley shirtless going, you need more. Why don't you hit the sack for a couple minutes. Fucking cigarette sticking out of his ear. Also, Tommy just asked upstairs if this place was all-inclusive. Genuinely. He's like, you got to pay the electric here or is this all-inclusive? You're such a dirtbag. He gets charged for the bagels when he leaves.

The only guy who thinks his shore house is all-inclusive. No, no, no. I'm just growing up. You leave the screen door open with the AC on, you're getting whacked. Sure, of course. Yeah. But now it's like when you got a little fucking cage. It's like driving with the AC on the windows down.

That would never happen growing up. We talked about it. He does that in Ubers and they get so mad. I think it's so mad. Fucking blasting 63 degrees with the screen door open? That's clean living. I slept with my window open the last two nights to get to see air.

You can't. It gives you headaches. No. The cigarettes give me headaches. Also, for the listener, Tell them about the bill last night. That was another thing. What? They comped us.

You were so happy that we were going to take care of the... Tommy goes, we're paying a bill. Hold on. First of all, we walk up to this place, and there's a guy who looks like a bouncer, a fucking jacked dude, just puts his hands out. He's like, whoa, whoa, whoa. No way. No way.

No way. He's like, you know me. You know me. And we're like, this guy's going to... I'm like, this guy's going to fucking tee off on Tommy right now. He's a big dude. He's a big guy. He's a big enough guy where I'd go, I don't know Tommy that well.

We need a table for five. Table for four, please. I was like, Tommy definitely slept with the zoo. Luke, can I get one of those gut waters? Apparently, you have allergic reactions to them also that's another thing last night he says dude these two

dude did you know this I know where it's at you're boofing it my throat's sore gotta put it up your ass oh my god so Tommy now hold on

do you know this last night he comes up to me and he goes oh man I didn't know they were red we're talking about the T goes, Oh, man, I didn't know they were red. We're talking about the Tully nuts. And he's like, I don't know they were red. I go, What do you mean?

He goes, If I have alcohol in my system, my body can't process red dye. I do remember this. I go, Yeah. Now you got to say that again. What type of university level testing would you have to go through to fucking narrow that down? He said his mom told him. This is the same shit you were busting my balls about after I busted his balls about cutting a filter off. With my drink, you're like, oh, yeah, is that what it was?

And I look over at one point, he goes, I can feel my skin burning already. I'm like, all right, dude. I go, maybe you should stop drinking. He goes, nah, fuck that. Imagine drinking so much of one drink color that you're like, I can't. I'm allergic. I'm allergic to red top. Sounds like you've been swallowing dye packs after a bank job.

My mom went to the NYU Hospital Library and did research for like a month. Six months. She was probably trying to get you off red gummy bears or some shit. No, we were down in New Orleans drinking hurricanes. Like every classy family. Whose funeral was it? Tell us more about this good mom. My skin, I turned like beet red.

And she's like, what the hell's going on? You're Irish in the sun. Yeah, I was like, I don't know. Sometimes it just happens. Yeah, because I don't know. Sometimes my skin turns red when I drink. Stop talking about it. Stop talking about it. Stop talking about it. It's going to make it worse. Tommy, last night, as sweet as he is, we want to take care of the check.

All right. The check comes. The lady says the owner took care of it. Very sweet. Very nice. So we're figuring out what to leave. So Kippy had gotten up and went to the ATM, you know, just whatever, just in case. I like to be prepared because now we go, okay, we got a tipper.

Nobody has cash. We both came up with the exact same amount. But Tommy insists. He said, we got it. So Tommy says, I'm going to go to the ATM. Tommy goes, I get up to go to the ATM. I go, I'm going to the ATM. He goes, all right, let me know if you find an ATM.

So I come back and go, yeah, I found one. It's right over there by the door. He goes, all right, I'll be right back. I just went to the bathroom and came back. I didn't go to the ATM. Because I didn't want to blow you up. But when a two-room waitress comes over and I assume Tommy had gone to the ATM and he was going to look at the bill and go, here you go.

This is for you. Yeah, this is when we learned Tommy didn't go to the ATM. And then I see Tommy pivot his shoulder. And box us out from seeing what's happening. And I see him reaching into his wallet. And I heard something like, just put something on it to open it up. Yeah, that's a good move. Instead of getting you guys to pay?

So she charged you for. Wait, am I wrong? No, no. You could have went to the ATM and gave her cash. Oh, yeah, but. Wait, this is a good thing to do. Yeah, yeah. My favorite part of it.

She charged you for a Coke. Yeah. Which I did not receive. I got it to go. Where's my Coke? Bag it. Bring that Coke anytime. My favorite part of the whole thing was Tommy was like,

we're going to pick up the tab. And I think you guys right away, you were like, okay. And then he launched into a whole thing about, you've got to take care of each other. One hand washes the other. Like, you give this whole speech. And he's like, he pulls the card out. He pulls the card out.

And the lady walks up and goes, yeah, it's all comps. And Tommy goes, Tommy goes, no! This is supposed to be a thing. It was supposed to feel something. He's telling the waitress, it can't be copped. Dude, he's been screaming at me going, let me fucking pay for something. I go, okay. I never, I go, yeah, totally.

I totally get it. And then he walked into the beer shipper and goes, let me pay. No, it was. It was a good person thing. No, it was. Of course. But then we walk into the beer shipper and he goes, let me pay. And then he just, he's walking through was a good person thing. No, it was. Of course. We walk into the beer distributor. He goes, let me pay. And then he's walking through the aisles, drunk, screaming, Apple Pay.

Apple Pay. And they go, no, we don't take Apple Pay. He's like, I don't fucking take Apple Pay here. I'm like, all right. And then you're yelling at the kid because of how much the iced teas cost or something. Yeah. The what? You were yelling at him about the iced tea.

You're like, you believe the balls on this guy charging us that much money for these iced teas? He's making the prices in the state of New Jersey. When did we get ice tea? No, the spiked ice teas. Spiked ice teas. I don't remember that. And then they were charging us for a bag, which you weren't happy with either.

He goes, we just spent $200. He's bragging about how much money I spent. I was not ready for this. Were they talking about this shit when I was showering? No, no. It's just going to bury me for fucking 45 minutes? I'll sit on that side. I'll look at the fucking bay. I don't have to do this.

Do you remember? My friend comes in here and spends his hard-earned money. It's crazy. I cooked for fucking 17 hours. You've only been here for 48. I told you you didn't have to do anything. I don't have to do this. You did spend four hours on

potatoes yesterday. They were so good. Cooking for six fucking mongrels. I've never done it. Three breakfast meats, 18 eggs. Everything's timed. 52. Suck my dick.

You know how fucking many kitchen hours that takes to perfect? He used 52 pans, by the way. And I cleaned them all. Actually, Luke. Shout out, Luke. Yeah. That's the only kid that's got fucking heart here. You could make a battleship.

You were ready to slap on two treeless. I came in on the burgers. That was yes, chef, no, chef. You came in when the cameras were rolling. You didn't do shit. You can't remember. That's all that matters, baby. Remember when you almost hit that kid last night?

Who, Luke? No. No, there was a toddler. We were walking down the street. You almost bumped into a kid. And you buzz hit that kid last night? Who, Luke? No, there was a toddler. We were walking down the street. I almost bumped into a kid. And you buzzed this kid. What's he doing at a bar at 2 o'clock in the morning? It's fucking that kid's fault.

It was just a little person. That's bad parenting. Dude, he literally was walking down the street, and he's one eye in it. He's wobbled. He's a little wobbledy wobbled. Let's continue the fuck me up. We're just recapping. He wobbled over

the top. Why is the recap all me? Because you were the MVP. How are we talking? You're the star quarterback, baby. Wrap it in that. Say some positives. Let's talk about how awesome Tommy is. Tommy, you don't want to get reviewed. Don't star on Broadway.

When he's not scaring the children. So who do I buzz? This little kid. You almost hit this little kid. Like their shirt went like. The woman goes, oh, I'm sorry. The woman was like, that guy was way too close to my child. And I go, whoa, Tom.

And you go, you don't think I don't know how to dodge a kid? That's what he said. I've been dodging kids for years. You think I don't know how to dodge a kid? I'm going to the beach by myself. He goes back and hits him with a spin move. Hits him with a stiff arm. By the way, the hardest I've laughed was last night after the check was getting sorted out.

O'Connor reaches into his pocket and pulls out a 20. That looks like it had been. It was the first 20 ever. It was in his laundry bag he'd been on a work farm for the last six months and they assume he's gonna leave an old five dollar and all he does is make the 9 11 thing out of it but you can see the towers burning i remember that oh i knew tommy needed a little pick me up i was like tom, Tom, how about 9-11 on the 20? Hey, Tommy, you just got your notes, huh? Tommy likes a little 9-11 on the 20.

Golden Tee and 9-11 jokes. Let's go. Good times. Good. It's really good. Luke goes, you flip it the other way, it's the Pentagon. Now what? You guys are all out of ball busting me. Now what?

Who's next? Who wants it? Who wants it? Yo? It's going to be you? Who's doing it, huh? Yo? At least you got the ladder.

It's the end of training day. We got the ladder straightened up. Yeah, so we've got to give the homies a recap of that. I don't think I have to. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yes, we do now. Yeah. I wasn't going to do that, but now I am.

Tommy's hair grease leaked on the nuts. It burned right through the metal. I'm just going to start putting my fingers in your belly button. I'm going to run it through my hair. I'm almost out of wax. We'll be able to smell you. That's where your 20 was, stuck in that thing. Hasn't seen air in

30 years. Oh, man. There's a whole other civilization that lives down there. Fuck you. We were walking

up to you like, how do you do that with your hair? You don't want to know. You got to meet my buddy.

You don't want to know. The bottom was belly button. You ever go crabbing? Straight to the source.

Hasn't been outside. It's all right, Tommy. Ten years. So we get here Saturday. We all jump in the bay. We're right on the bay. Beautiful.

We all really, you know, child wonderment. We jump in the bay. And we had a nice night, and then we went to bed. So there's a dock, and the dock is probably two feet up from the water, and there's a stainless steel ladder screwed in, and everybody gets out. It's very shoddy. Sure. Let's not bring into question the craftsmanship of the ladder.

It worked for everybody. Visually, everybody was like, maybe not. I do agree, because me and Foley were the last ones in the water, and I was like, I'm going to take a run at this ladder before the big man. I didn't even think this was a possibility. Oh. As soon as I— Dude, you're nuts.

Dude, it's like it's made in kindergarten. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's literally child's weight. It's aluminum. It's not steel. And the bolts, even us getting out of it, you could see it shaking. It was wonky. Yeah, I saw it pull

out when I got out and I immediately said to Luke, Foley's going to rip that thing. Why didn't you tell me? We did. I said, this is not a good idea. There was no other way to do it. You were standing with your fucking what you do. Yeah. Just looking at the water going, I want to get in there. I want to get in there.

And I was like, don't. I was all for it. I was going, live your life, Foley. Live your life. And then I eventually got the courage to roll in. No, you did a little dive. No, he sat on the edge. He did the suicide dive. Real Humpty Dumpty vibe.

So he puts, it would seem, you know know You got your feet up on And you went for the first big Oof Out of the water Which I didn't realize There was one more ladder Underneath it There was one more step

I should have put my feet on that That doesn't matter That's a bunny I would have been pushing down Instead of out You snapped that thing Like a wishbone Here's your wish

Never do it again I wish I had a couple more minutes In the bay You did You were floating for Fucking 20 minutes So now we're jammed up Here's your wish. Never do it again. I wish I had a couple more minutes in the bay. You did. You were floating for fucking 20 minutes. So now we're jammed up because it's easily. And it's full metal jacket getting Gomer Pyle over the wall. Yeah.

It's 24 inches from the wall. Like, it's a hump up there. And now we got no ladder. No. No crane. No winch. There's a couple cranes in the fucking bay no winch a couple of whooping cranes so we got to get the big man out the Coast Guard base is at least 30 minutes away by the bird flawed everybody had that thought like so we we all we were all being very supportive floats that way maybe get up on that we

were all like ramp around yourself that he floats to that one, maybe he can get up on that one. We were all like, all right. There's got to be a boat ramp around here somewhere. That's what my cousin Michael. Somebody's got to be handicapped. My cousin Michael goes, you've got to swim to Fish Street. Come up the boat ramp. Half of Wildwood's handicapped. There's got to be a walk-up ramp from the water. I've got a flounder in my mouth coming out like a swamp thing.

So two of us held the ladder in place, right? It took $400, dollars of Drexel Engineering yeah You guys are fucking with me I might as well fuck with myself Right Tom? Wappenheimer's alright That is the most angry dad posture You slipped into

Wiggling the toe Wait till the cameras are off Everyone's getting knocked out No I'm just gonna play ball with myself So yeah we ended up But it was Two people had your one arm

Who Me and Luke had the ladder Me and Luke had the ladder Toby Each had a rung of the ladder Toby wasn't here You and Luke had the ladder Then you and O'Connor

Me and O'Connor got a hand Had the hands Let me tell you how that felt As a man Not good You're lucky you had two friends What having your boys Support you like that

Getting drug out of the bay What do you mean two friends. What, having your boys support you like that? Getting drug out of the bay. What do you mean two friends? Like I wasn't there? That's true. Your work buddy and two best pals. Man, this happened in front of your boss, which is pretty embarrassing. Dude.

But dude, the second we got you out of the water We got up on the dock and then a boat full of like 15 dime pieces all the key Which would have been a Take the cops coming like a cops cops cops if they would if they would have drove by I would I would have just played Dead I just left my head down. Yeah. Yeah, we'd all have to be like, quick, take a lap. Take a quick lap. We'll come back. Let's all jump back in. That's the boys right there. What's up, girls? What's up? Run some interference.

You guys got a toe on you, baby? Brokebladder? Something? Man. Yeah, that was something so now it's uh you know i'm you know i'm not exactly uh an athlete uh by nature so it's tough for me to get out yeah so i i think i went in yesterday for the first time again since the ladder was broken it's a pull-up yeah it's a big it's a and i was like i was you know i't know, probably 10 beers deep when I went in.

We went in after the beach. Yeah. So I knew, it came to my head, I'm like, I'm not, I know what I'm capable of, and that's a hump to get off that thing. So I went for the first time and couldn't do it. And that panic started setting in. And I'm like, oh, I'm going to be the next Foley. They're going to be fucking.

I'd be able to yank you right out. What do you mean? You can't touch your toes. What are you, with body? I don't know what that has to do with anything. Because you can't bend down. Hey, you're right. These guys are rude.

Tommy, let's get the hell out of here. It's almost over. Hang in there, pal. You just put a hand over the dock and you do a roll. Yeah. We literally I mean I hand over the dock and do a roll I hate to say this

Yeah But if we weren't here I'd put you in a full Nelson You hand over the dock Even if He couldn't get out of the beach chair yesterday Toby and What are we talking about?

Yes, I did Toby and Luke couldn't get you out of there If it was just Toby and Luke Even if the ladder was I'd still be in there Yeah If you couldn't get up... Yeah. Yeah. Took some of that Delco muscle to get me out.

Yeah, let's go now, boy. But it was a very strange feeling. Get each other. Because I wasn't gripping anything, because you were holding me here, and you guys were just pulling me up, and I tried to let go. You're like, don't let go, don't let go. Oh, dude, so we get them all to like... It's...

Everybody... I don't want to say panic, but you're at that, like, this is a do or die moment. We need the momentum to keep coming up. Yeah. Or you're going back down quick. And you, like, kind of, he kind of gave up. He kept grabbing the fucking, we're like, get off the fucking. He kept grabbing the ladder, which is ripped from the plastic.

You guys go ahead without me, man. It was always purposeful suicide. Well, dude, we were, I was prepared to die in that bed. To be honest with you. I had already gone through the motions in my head. It just sank to the bottom. Tide goes out. It's like, oh, there's Foley.

Like a perfect storm. I push myself down. And Toby's vape. Look, Toby's vape. There's Foley. That's how he said it. You grabbed the vape. Let me go.

How about when you threw me the floaty floaty the float i was like that might as well be a cruise ship i can't get up on that thing i thought you could i thought you got a better chance of jumping out of the water than getting on that thing oh man which as much as i was giving you the day before it is a humbling experience having your buddies fucking yank yank my fat ass up on that dog like lute said next summer won't be a problem i'll be flapping right out of that won't be a problem next summer for you guys have fun because next summer i'll be so heavy that i'll lower the dog so much i'll walk out of that disperse all the water I have an all terrain scooter That goes from laying in the water

Jesus Christ I knew what my I know what Well the guy So we have a handyman coming to Scott Scott Shout out to Scott

Shout out to Scott Shout out to Scott Longer bolts Yeah Yeah now I'm not even Charging for these Longer bolts or thicker bolts Thicker

Bigger I don't know So my thing is I knew I already scoped out. That boat has a ladder on it. The what? A couple drywall nails.

Scotty, come on. I could get up on the boat. Yeah. You guys got any tape? Wait, say that again? No, I'm not giving you my secret, you fat ass. You're going to have to die in that water. You can get up on the boat.

I mean, you might rip that. I mean, that also might get ripped out. But my strategy is... It's fiberglass, to die in that water. You can get up on the boat. I mean, you might rip that. I mean, that also might get ripped out. But my strategy is... It's fiberglass, baby. Whatever that means. You look like he's eating it. Nah, that's screen door. You'll be all right.

You got some water. That's gaffer's tape. You ain't pulling that out. Oh, man. I could climb up on the boat, but that's not our boat. Oh, it doesn't matter. It's either that or death. What are you talking about?

Hey, buddy, I climbed up your boat. I wouldn't have died in there. Can we go to the water park on Thursday? Sure, Tommy. Yeah. Okay. Get you cotton candy, too. He's like, can we finish this recording first?

Oh, man. Sure, Tommy, the water park's closed today, man. Sure, Tommy, the water park's closed today, though. I have to go another day. It's 1.30. I'm staring at the fucking beautiful weather. I know. It's so hard to think of something that you look at on those reeds, and you're like, oh, God, it's so nice. It's beautiful.

And they've been getting drunk and going in the bay every night. That was dangerous, man. I'm an idiot, but that's like... Dude, we had a nice one. We walked way up a river and just floated back down. Me, Chris, and Tobe, we swam against a current to get to the marsh, walked in the mud upward, come back out, float. Float down.

It was... Staring at the moon. Full moon tomorrow. Big dipper was out. And we're going crabbing. We found out crabs come around at the new moon and the full moon. Best days to go crabbing. Yeah.

That and dollar beer night. We also did get to see one of the most. You bust my balls about dad jokes? This guy is chock full of dad jokes. He's the best. We also did get to see the cool moment as friends together was to watch that storm come in. That's the only thing you missed, T-Bone. You missed the storm, the whole thing.

Yeah, it was great. We went swimming in the heart of that. Tommy. Christmas. I had already broken a ladder at that point, which we could have blamed on the storm. No, it was like the notebook. Dude, watching lightning strike over the Wait when you jump

I went to I served That's boot camp what do you say I don't know he's over Tommy's over there stealing valor I'm just saying, you're like, man, I got to get off this mic. We also have to hit the boards one day, too. During the day. I'm not going out there at night with those hooligans. Let's do Thursday. We'll hit the boards and we'll go to the water park.

Those Bay and Irish kids. Be pickpocketing you and stuff. Stealing your snacks. You the fat ass that couldn't get out of the bay. Shut up, you. We heard about you. Why are you guys not excited about the water park? I'm excited about the water park.

I've never been, so I don't know. I'm excited, but now they've told me that I'm not going to be physically fit to be able to do it. That's why they made

the Lazy River for Boys Your Side. And the snack bar. I just got to float around the river. I'd like to do Shotgun Falls. You could watch us. What's that?

It's where you, it's like a, yeah, it has a big drop. It's like a 10-foot drop. It's just like a normal thing. It's a small slide with a big drop. It's a cliff dive. That a big drop like a 10-foot drop at the edges like a normal thing and that I think I do Big drop. It's a cliff time. That's nice

What's the big I want to get my ears pierced again, dude. What's where I got my ears pierced? I think we should do character. Get characters done. Oh, we could do that. We could get our picture taken on that big couch. Where it all looks like we're miniature. Or the old-timey photo would be fun.

Yeah. And a funnel cake. Funnel cake for sure. Yeah? Oh, 100%. Nice. Big fan of funnel cake. I already broke the ladder.

Big fan. Hey, when you're wet, you're wet. What are we holding on to now? Eventually those epics will start working and it won't matter. I'm just treading water at this point. Foley does the real. He did it this morning in the supermarket. Me and Foley get up.

Nice pal. We go restock up on supplies. And any time I noticed, noticed anytime we were getting something, we were getting a fatty food that we shouldn't be eating, you always use a different pronoun. They ran out of, because they need more mayo. I haven't touched those chips. I haven't touched the chips or a piece of bread.

You ate the pretzels. I had a cup of pretzels. Yeah. So sumels. Yeah. So sue me. Yeah. What? A cup of pretzels? You're going to make a federal case out of this?

You want to indict me on that? Just charge his own stick. I thought you were going to have fun with it and not get all serious. They need six boxes of Devil Dogs. Yeah, no, it was very I want to get You'll never get me on the oatmeal cream pies though Cute ball, I'll tell you that I need more kale at the house

I've been shacking up a little Debbie all week They need Doritos But they did eat their chips And Lukey likes his sun chips And his Doritos Shacking up a little Debbie I got my fruit cup I know, I'm judging He likes his sun chips and his Doritos. Shacking up little Dev. I got my fruit cup.

I know. I'm judging. It's been an ongoing thing. When ordering, it's very. Carb free wraps and turkey. I got heavy on that turkey, though. It's like a wand. You did get five gallons of mayo, too.

Because they left. Who left the mayo out, by the way? Somebody. Who left the mayo? You made me eat it. Who left the mayo out? Who left the mayo out? That would be me. It had to be me.

Yeah. Somewhere in that hurricane of salami. I misplaced the mayonnaise. In that gabagool blackout I was in. Salami hurricane. You'll get back in the day and start raining salami. Torrential salami. Dive in there.

It's not salami. It's super soda. Tommy ordered that, I believe. I did. This is a goddamn gentleman. I got prosciutto, super soda. I didn't see the prosciutto. I saw the little pinwheels that you got. It's super soda. Tommy ordered that, I believe. I did. Goddamn. I got prosciutto. Super sod. I didn't see the prosciutto.

I saw the little pinwheels. You didn't? I didn't either. They ate it. They need more prosciutto. They shoved it in my mouth. Is that what we're going to do today? We're going to hang here and play like ladder ball?

No, I'm going to the beach. You're beaching it. Okay, what do you want to do? Are you going going to hang here and play like ladder ball? No, I'm going to the beach. You're beaching it. Okay, what do you want to do? What are you going to do, go by yourself? I will if I have to. And we'll do the bay at the... I don't care, we can do whatever. At dusk. Chris, you're coming with me, we're throwing a football for two hours.

Waterball, man. I gotta loosen up my shoulder. How great is the Woboba? The Woboba is so good. The Woboba is great. I'd like to go swimming again, but the sunburn is really bad. Yeah. Well, keep the shirt on.

You got to get sunshade. You don't have fucking fat kids. No. We got two umbrellas. I did it. Also, stay here. Yeah, but you had like one of those nice. You had a rash on it.

You do it. It's different than me doing it. We'll get you a wetsuit. Really? Yeah. Just seal skin. Came in like a wrecking ball. Oh, man. That'd be a tough look You have to dodge one two kids

Just trying to watch you zip it up with that thing I got a hanger hooked up to it Stepping into that thing like a Bond girl Yeah cause tomorrow we're on the bay for crabbing. Sure. We're going to cook a crab boil Wednesday, which you've never done. I've never done. But you were getting excited about it as you were looking at the recipe.

I looked at a couple of recipes for just a crab boil. You know what I like? I like the potatoes in the corn and all that stuff, too. You're kind of making like a crawdad. I like that. Yeah, so what I want to do, I want to make a cold potato salad. I thought a macaroni salad. Pasta salad.

We could do either, but I think potatoes work. A cold pasta salad or a cold potato salad. And then I want to get lobster tails, shrimp, andouille sausage, and cook it with the crab, and do the whole. You could do that if you want, but you don't need it with the crab and do the whole. You can do that if you want, but you don't need to. We can just do the crabs. It's not about needing. It's wanting.

And it's fun. It's ambiance. You like that, Lobster Tails? How about you, Q-Ball? You like Lobster Tails? There's no nice restaurants around here. I think we should just make it nice Yeah

And I enjoy that I will enjoy that time Although the food last night was fantastic Yeah It was good Yeah But I'd like to see some lobster tails get grilled up at some point That's not a bad idea

We gotta get a new propane tank Yeah See if that thing kicks off, you know I don't think it's the water You know, the Wawa or whatever Wawa has them Okay Propane tank. Yeah. See if that thing kicks off, you know? I don't think it's the water. You can get a Wawa or whatever. Wawa has them. Okay.

We'll just get it refilled and take the same tank. Yeah, you just swap it out. Yeah, it's like five bucks. I can handle that mission. 20 bucks. I can do that. Yeah. I don't know.

Apple Pay! Apple Pay! I wish my wallet. Stella! You guys made me seem like I was cheap. No. No. No.

Just the third ball. For instead of going to the ATM and just taking out cash, you had to put something on your thing and put it on the card. It was easier. I got lost. It was a big place. Dude, when we got to that second. I was saying that to Foley. I was like, he's going to come back with an eight ball of cocaine.

What? He's going to come back to come back with an eight ball of cocaine. What? He's going to come back to the table with an eight ball of cocaine. And one more button undone. This is broke. There's no button on this one. Why are you guys doing this? What are we doing? We're not doing anything.

We're having a nice time. No, I was making fun of you. No, I know. I just wanted to record. I was cheating on you. All right, I'll be honest with you. Tommy, I was making fun of you. I just saw the record. I was cheating on you. All right, I'll be honest with you. Tommy, I was making fun of you a little bit. You were poking me so hard.

Dude, so last night he's like, we were at the bar and I'm like, I got to go. I got to get the fuck out of here. It's 11. It was like pushing 11, 30 or 12. No. Last night, yeah. It's me, him, Tommy, and Luke. Just to give you an idea of how fucked up we were during the day.

It's pushing 10, 10, 15. We need to get home. I hit the wall at 930. You think it was four. Yeah. Those muscles took it out of me. There was a Fleetwood Mac cover band. Tribute band.

That first band was rocking, though. That guy was killing it. Dude, South Jersey Beach bands are legit. He comes up to me, and he's like, I'm like, dude, I'm getting out of here. And he's like, the Fleetwood, they're on intermission right now. They're going back on. In 30 minutes, you have to catch them. Dude, I couldn't give a fucking actual Fleetwood Mac was playing.

I'm still going home, dude. It's mostly Fleetwood at this point. Mac passed years ago. Well, they fucking closed. The last thing I said. Wait, they were swapping bands? No, they were doing two sets. They did two.

That's how early in the night it was. I was like, is it? Chris knew the set. He got the call sheet. My buddy got a picture and a set list. They're coming back out Meanwhile we're at a bar That's how early it was

In the night I got to the second floor Remember we got to the second floor We're like whoa It's the size of a football field Yeah it's like It's like that fucking That

I think it was Use your words I think it was doing I'm fucking ripped Yeah the alien Conference They said there's a There's a ship

The senate hearing There's a ship that's like 40 feet You're talking about Congress But you go inside It's a football field We got to the second floor I was like This is

This is nuts This reminds me of the Capitol building It just keeps going January 6th Took a shit up Pelosi's desk Wait have you

So have you seen that band before Cause that's the story I got No No so he I thought you were like Buying like buying their merch they were selling merch though yeah yeah so he's like not not an active we gotta wait wildwood mick dude he goes you gotta wait i swear i saw what song did they play they played never break the chain never break the chain that's what i saw them close on and i was like wait till you see them. You're gonna plots. This is the best thing you ever. It's like, all right, so I'm waiting.

We're waiting around. And they fucking George shit. They come out. And within nine seconds, like none of them were in tune. The one guy's mic wasn't on. It was like a description of what his brain was going. Nothing was in tune. The mic wasn't on.

He loved it. Dude, hear no connor turns around and goes this fucking sucks i'm like thank you we're leaving i i literally like stepped in front of everyone to just it's like to just wait to see how good this is three thirty seconds where we were to go stand and get seats to see it you gotta pour wax in your one ear to appreciate it. I turn around, I go, this is fucking awful. And Kimmy just goes, yeah, can we leave? Dude, I was just so over it. No, awful. We waited 45 minutes.

Awful was the karaoke set up at the number one. Man, lady, I got two words for you. Mic check. Jesus Christ. Some old dude was singing like fucking Taylor Swift. It was bad. Pack it in, Pop. I will say, but after you guys left,

about 50 gay dudes rolled in. It must have been like some big... Murder. I thought it was a jukebox over a minute. Is Beyonce here? They probably peppy-le-pewed my cologne from like three doors down. There's a hot Italian guy around the corner.

There's some supersod at number one. I think he's good at golden tea. They just follow the leg hair. That would be in there. Yeah. All right. The golden tea was insane. It was fun, man. First half of the trip, fantastic so far. All right. The golden tea was insane. It was fun, man.

First half of the trip, fantastic so far. First half. Glad you boys. I mean, it's been 36 hours, I think. Wild. I don't know if I got a week in me. Nah, we'll be all right. Going home Tuesday morning.

We'll be all right. I'm going to make up an excuse. My dog's sick. It's so funny that 10 years ago, yeah yeah it would take until the end of the week to be like I'm hurting this morning it was like my heartburn I'll do my heartburn yeah I don't have another drink I woke up it seems like somebody poured a pound of sand in my truly the back of my skull hurts from laughing like you can touch it you know that pain you get me laughs so hard it's like

right back here. Yeah. Yeah, it's a muscle. It's permanent. Like, it hurts to touch. Yeah. Yes. It's like it turns into a physical pain.

Yeah. Oh, I mean, things are all right. Also, in a couple of days, we're going to have the big Charleston. Oh. Fuck. Let's give it just a- Charleston part two? A Charleston part two.

Do you want to talk about it? The final callbacks. Yeah. So- Yeah. The first night we- You made the cut, kid A Charleston part two. Do you want to talk about it? The final callbacks. So- Yeah. The first night we- You made the cut, kid. I'll say that. I'll let the audience decide.

Dude, it was- They're going to see the footage. Yes, of course. Whatever he says first- What? I want to say you fucking killed it. Thank you. I was-

How am I painted to be the bad guy? I got a little tape. You're not the bad guy. We all voted that he didn't complete it. Yeah. But he killed it. Dude, Luke- He just has to put it all guy. We all voted that he didn't complete it. Yeah. But he killed it. Dude, Luke. He just has to put it all together.

This is crazy. Yeah, yeah. I got tape that would prove that you did great the first time. I didn't release it because I don't want people to fucking. Dude. I didn't release it. I want people to draw their own conclusions. No, Luke.

It's eight millimeter up his ass. What did we bring out? Like six chairs? Like it was a preschool dance off? We did. We set the stage. We sat down. They put all the pressure on them.

They put the cafeteria lights from fucking from a college. It was crazy what they tried to do. The producers are going to be there in everything. I got Lorne Michaels flying down. They tried to fuck with your mind, dude. And you pulled through. Luke was talking shit yesterday morning. He had his cousin and his girl.

You had strangers in the crowd. Dude, they put it on you. And you fucking did it. I saw the footage. I like what I did. Yes. I like what I did. Luke, we got in a fight about cream cheese or something yesterday morning.

No, last night. Yesterday morning. You two got into it last night over the kind of tobacco that was going into a spliff. I was like, all right, I have to get in the middle of it. I forgot about that. And then he collapsed on himself. He doesn't even smoke weed. He's like, is that curly? What are the two? B't even smoke weed. He's like, is that curly?

What are the two? Ballyshag. He's like, is that ballyshag? I'm asking what kind of tobacco it is. No, it's Marlboro Light. Yeah, we're like, it's Marlboro Light. He goes, what kind, though? And I'm like, ah, dude.

And then afterwards, you went, man, I hate that about myself. Dude, then he got, remember he, remember he yelled at me. So do we. Dude. Dude. I love the realization. Dude, the other,

literally night one, we've had the best time and I get into it with Luke and Gibby about sandbars and I'm going, when is this going to stop? You would argue with a fucking astronaut. Do we have this?

Did you actually step outside of the shuttle, though? All right. Yeah, but it's not like that. Dude, he goes, and listen, I like- It's not called an orbiter. I love an argument. Space doesn't actually start until 100 hundred thousand loser so you were really just in a high airplane the red bull guy did that two weeks ago tell me again mr hot air balloon

so he goes we had he has like this introspective moment and like i'm like yeah man i get it too like i i trust me that i get in arguments that I don't really care about, but you're rooted in and whatever. I'm like, I totally get it. And then after this moment that we share, I'm sitting there drunk, like ossified drunk, and I'm making, I think, cheese. I'm making cheese. That's how drunk these meals are.

I think I'm making cheese That's how drunk these meals are I think I'm making cheese Dude, he stopped at that This is how little cooking you do You just opened a bag of cheese I made cheese I'm boiling the milk, I'm shaking it You literally opened the bag You guys want cheese? I made some

I'm in there proofing the dough. Getting the za ready. Guys, I made bread. You want bread? Don't fill up on the bread. I got cheese coming. Cheese better be hungry tomorrow night. You're doing the crab boil, dude

I gotta see this Let's have them do it The story's about me getting on his case I'm in the middle of cheese I'm gonna quietly order a pizza while you guys do the crab boil Cause I ain't eating your shit I'm making like a cheese sandwich I don't know if it was cheese

And I guess salami I think we were doing. Yes, chef. I put a little shrapnel on a sandwich. On a plain bagel. Oh, bagel? I then put pretzels on. Oh, my God. He goes, we have this.

We have this. Hold on. We have this moment where I'm like oh man we really like opened up and like you know we shared these flaws about our personalities that we don't like

and very introspective and then he goes is there fucking pretzels on that sandwich I go yeah man I'm like who the fuck does that what dude

I don't know man we're wasting you don't fucking and I'm like dude then we're literally back in it we were out of it for nine seconds dude he heard the crunch of a rolled gold I don't know man. I'm erased it. He don't fucking put bread. I'm like dude. Then we're back. We're literally back We were out of it for nine seconds. He heard the crunch of a rolled gold and lost

It's not got packing you a lunch I'll make you make you made an Italian bagel with pretzels dude That's like all the stereotypes from our upbringing Combine them he's got a crimp it stuff. Also. I'm fucking dying to try Dude, that's like all the stereotypes from our upbringing. Just combine them. He's got a crimpet stuffed in there. Also, I'm fucking dying to try it. Dude, dude, dude. It was all right. It was all right. Dude, in the middle of the fight, Kevin hits me and goes, all of a sudden, his head tilts

back. He's exhausted. He just goes, we're talking about pretzels here. We're talking about pretzels on a sandwich. I fucking lost my mind laughing i look i was i was literally like fucking benetieri's level scent just i couldn't the way he just went we're just we're talking about pretzels now yeah good for you chris you're fucking learning good for you no and i'm sleeping for a couple hours we're sitting you got. We're sitting in this beautiful house. Shame him. Shame him.

What kind of fucking loser? How disrespect is spitting in his face? Also, he's a Michelin star chef. He just made a mile-high fucking stack of salami. Luke, get my laundry out of the washing machine. I'm leaving. Is it dry yet? Let me get a coffee cup of detergent.

This place doesn't come with dryer sheets? No, Tommy, it's not all inclusive. This place is a dump. We've got to wrap it up. Close on that button. Gang, we love you to death. We love you, gang. And we'll see you next week. Peace.

Peace.