Stuff Island - Bushwhacked - Stuff Island #133 w/ Chris & Tommy

Episode Date: May 15, 2024

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Dude, we're going all through the Midwest. If you're hearing this, we're going to be in Cincinnati tonight, Cleveland tomorrow. Then we got Detroit Friday, Saturday. The 17th and 18th. And then we got Chicago on the 21st. Yep, 21st. Milwaukee. Milwaukee on the 22nd.

Nothing wipes your brain like setting up cameras. Dude, I just sit there and watch you. Yeah, yeah, it's like... It's crazy. I don't know how you do it with all the cords. This is... If they could see this spaghetti hell of fucking mayhem down here, dude. Yeah, yeah.

Every room has a box of 7,000 cords. Yeah. Because you need them. There's always a cable you don't have i just show up like the big titted hot chick on a fucking movie set just like are you ready for me i don't know how any of this shit works i can't believe you don't fucking throw yourself off this balcony guy dude you forget one fucking thing It's all two hours done. And there's crazy shit like charging the Ronin or whatever. It's like if you plug the USB-C into an Apple like like block.

Yeah. It just won't charge. They somehow wrote into the software of the machine that you have to use their charger. Recognize Apple charging blocks and just don't fuck them. Yeah. Yeah. That's it. It'll make no progress for 12 hours

and then eventually it'll go fucking fine. This fucking loser's going to wait for us. Give it to him. It's crazy. Sir, he's still on the front lawn

waiting for his receipt. Just give it to him. Dude, I went into... Because we need to get a little... Like a new mount for the Ronin, because we left that in New York,

like the camera fucking mount or whatever. And I went into the camera store, and I was like, yeah, do you guys have any, they have everything. Yeah. They have everything. I was like, do you have those mounts for like GoPros? And they were like, no, you have to buy those

directly from GoPro. Or Ronin or whatever. You're like, what the? Who's doing this? Yeah. You were a real treat in Best Buy to get GoPros. Where were we? Virginia?

Somewhere between Richmond and D.C., I think. The guy was trying to get you to get some insurance because we spent like two grand. Oh, Richmond and Raleigh. Yeah. You're like, no. He's like, well, what if what if you lose it he's like we'll just come back and buy another one the kid had no more questions he's like yeah yeah and he's like oh what are you rich or something it's just like dude no but i like i will i'm not gonna pay you three hundred dollars right now in the event that I lose them. You know what I mean?

If we lose them, then I will suffer the consequences. I'm not buying protection. I'll fight with my girlfriend for three days straight. Give me the fucking package so me and my friend can talk about farts. It's just like I've never broke a GoPro.

Yeah. I've lost them and it doesn't cover them. So it's like, great. I've never broke a GoPro. Yeah. I've lost them, and it doesn't cover them. So it's like, great. I've never, like, we're not doing base jumping. You know what I mean? I mean, these things are fucking Red Bull approved. Some maniac with a mohawk jumps off a fucking helicopter. Yeah, we're filming a cooking show,

and we're doing a podcast in a car. Like, if the GoPro gets damaged, it's because we crashed the car and we're both dead yeah that's it's that's a lot yeah god willing god willing holy shit the sun's out i thought that was gonna make me fucking super happy today it's been it's been it's been like two months straight of just rain and clouds overcast doesn't mean i'm it's crazy they're just people our fans are waiting for us to turn the corner and shit on austin i still love don't get me wrong i know i had no idea how much the sun matters to my happiness dude i i was uh i was at uh sunset strip and there was like a real like redneck dude it was like drunk and tried to like heckle a

little bit to you no no someone else was on stage and it literally sounded like, you know, like in the old cars when you could actually like dial seek on the radio? Yeah. It literally sounded like that. Like right there. It literally just went on for 20 seconds and the whole thing just sounded like. Moonbeam queen. Our fucking plant's heads are falling off, Chris.

I don't know what to do. Update on everybody that loves the plant behind Chris. It's littered with fucking mites and cobwebs. Half of it just fell off. It's, of course, the one that I picked out. My girl went back to the plant store and was like, we got this plant, like, what should we be doing with it? Yeah.

And the guy was like, we don't sell a lot of those. That is the most difficult plant you could possibly buy it's also the clearest message he could give to a customer don't do this you're just gonna have to bury it here you bury this you throw this out it is nice but i just don't it looks great but i don't know yeah it's getting oh i'm getting a haircut today nice yeah for the first second time in your life in my life well since i started cutting my own hair in grade school yeah you're gonna love it i i know you're gonna love i'm gonna get shampooed yeah by some dude that looks like an extra in Deadwood. Fantastic. Dude, someone just touching your head. Yeah, God.

Is unbelievable. Just fingernails, male or female, on the back of the skull. If you can relax, if it's a guy. Yeah. Dude, I honestly think, like, I've never grown it out that long, but there is literally nothing better than having long hair like really grown out hair yeah and having someone take their time yeah cutting it down yeah you know what i mean yeah like i i go in there and i specifically ask yeah do not take it all that's because inside

like by the skull looks like this plant with little mites and cobwebs and they start getting their fingernails in there clearing out all the dead bugs. It's Vietnam. Just feeling the wind on your skull one more time. Oh. I know. I might ask them to go high and tight a little bit. Because I can't.

Not high and tight. I might just ask them to go tighter. So I can't. I don't drop below a two, a two clip, because then it gets real you could see the the fade and it takes a lot of attention without looking so it's not worth it's not worth it yeah but i do like the real short i haven't had this like the back back hair you just got to go in there and tell them this but slightly yes that's it yeah just do do what i do Forgive the miscuts Because the mishaps I don't use

Scissors other than the front Yeah I hope you get fucking bushwhacked Dude If I end up getting the haircut Which caused me to cut my own hair Dude The Tom Fiddy dude

Nothing happier Than you getting just buzzed oh yeah just gomer pile shane's haircut before the special dude oh can you imagine i don't think it's a level of energy I've seen before. What? What you'd be like with a bad haircut. Yeah. I'd be a cowboy hat for a month. Until this fucking book. Just go full Dave Attell. The beanie.

Yeah, I got a beanie. And the hat. A bandana under a beanie. He's got like a trifecta of materials. I don't know what's doing underneath that fucking hat I know Dying in what's under a tell's hat It's probably just an open skull

Where his brain is just Exposed It's like Joe Dirt There's probably just a little monkey writing up there Stitched into the skull It's a little alien writing on a notepad Oh my god I'm gonna take Zara with me dude

That boy is Okay I wore a black shirt I'm gonna look terrible Dude I know He's also so emotional right now Cause you guys are not here a lot We were gone Then she's gone

He's like Is it like a dog where he like Takes it out on you? Uh yeah He's just like Yeah Upset? Does he throw up and shit you uh yeah he's just like yeah upset does he throw up and shit dude like he's just lying in every suitcase oh my god he's like he's like yeah it's literally like dog style like sitting on top of the suitcase oh my god you can't leave oh my god it's it's heartbreaking

it's heartbreaking damn and she's gone so he just like during the day he just lays like in the kitchen by the door yeah it's just like yeah i could just see my dad like backhanding me off a suitcase when i was a kid like the fuck out of here i'm gonna go on carnival cruise you little i know i'm gonna go be gone for two days yeah we spend every day together yeah your mother wanted a daughter she got one get off my fucking suitcase did you ever do uh go to work with your dad day no i did the only thing i've ever done this is hilarious he used to work corporate for sears it was like his last job before he got into like uh the unions and shit

he supplied where uh unions i could see him be like almost like mad men dude yeah and this was like oh gee steve papa he was like his he had his giant fucking black mustache yeah winston after winston he was a fucking legend dude was he just selling like perfume and shit to ladies no no that would be insane. Dude. Just him sitting on a Macy's counter like, hey, baby. Dude, yeah. We got a new scent for you. But he makes him spray it. I can see you coming from a long line of perfume salesmen.

What a compliment. Like the best in the game. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, like I find out I'm actually French. Yeah. Like my great-grandfather made the oils himself in like a fucking wine cellar. No, not a craftsman.

Not a craftsman. Just a salesman. Sales. Just a sales guy. And the best in the business. Like so good that like one son along the line was like, I'm not doing that. Yeah.

I can never do what my father did. Exactly. Like, yeah. Like Carnegie, I'm not doing that. Yeah. I can never do what my father did. Exactly. Like, yeah. Like Carnegie's kids or something. Yeah. Someone who like built a huge empire that was just like, fuck dad.

Fuck perfume. I'm going to America. I'm going to be a journalist. I'm going to write hit pieces on comics. God damn. I am excited to get this haircut though because i do think it'll be the last time i ever cut my hair except for like if i want to tighten up before you know a random ass thing where i don't have to get a full haircut but yeah it's so nice what is it like a hundred

dollars uh i don't know it depends other places i were going were like $25. $25? Yeah. No, this is like a proper... Salon. Yeah, it's a salon. It's a barbershop and they sell clothes. They make clothes. Yeah. So the guy's a fan.

Yeah. And he reached out. He commented on one of the pictures I put up for like... Come get your hair did? No, he's like, we got to get you in our stuff. And their clothes are sick. So I picked out two items. I was like, these are what I want.

He's like, I'll hook you up. Also, do you want a haircut? And I was like, damn, dude, you're going to walk out of there like ready for prom. Ugh. Yeah. Damn. Somebody's getting fingered while the sun's still up. The most dangerous fingering of all time.

Dude, I saw this video. I showed Chris Lane. Your hands have swelled to the size of those number one. Just one Mickey Mouse hand. Who wants it? We got one taker. I'm only doing this once, ladies. Dude, there's a video I saw on Twitter.

A bunch of our friends posted it before I could send it out to the group chat. But it's this old dude. He's probably 70 years old and he's in between he's next to a pump a gas pump yeah and he takes the thing off and this thing it's like old school pump where it's got the long handle with a curve and his pants are already down his dicks out nice hog he's done he's nice hog he's got an ant he's got a he ear It's thick and it takes a tip It has like a Snake head

Like a diamond back snake head It's an uncircumcised It's definitely foreign land too Because the way he looks He's an ugly motherfucker He takes the tip of the gas pump Throws it in his ass And you can see the tip of his snake head

Because he's poking his prostate, maybe. And it's like making his dick dance. And then he starts jerking off. With this thing up his ass. And then he gets caught by this guy videotaping him. And his face goes. That's the most confusing part about the video.

Yeah, what? Is just the, he's occupying such a thin band of awareness. Yeah. Where it's like. He didn't look around first?

No, that you'd even be doing that. Right, of course. And then someone sees you and you go oh yeah i guess i won't do this right back on the pump yeah it's like you got a gas pump up your ass your pants are down you're jerking off someone sees you and that stops you there's so many levels to this where it's like the gas pump he's clearly turned on by jerking off in public because it's like fucking noon.

But then why would you stop? You finally got an audience. Right. You know what I mean? Yeah. But I guess it's the fear of getting caught. If you're on the street that long, someone shows up, you're not going to put it in the case. You're going to play the hits.

You're finally going to get some change. He should have had a change bucket. He takes his hat off and puts it down. Why the pump? Is it the shape? He's clearly not flowing 93 into his asshole. He's not. I don't know.

That's a danger. I mean, he's not slipping a card in, pulling a handle up, then going in. He's just grabbing a raw dog. Can you take the pump out these days without entering a card in, pulling a handle up, then going in. He's just grabbing a raw dog. Can you take the pump out these days without entering a card? Definitely, yeah. Why don't they figure out that security so the guys can't jam them up their asses in fucking Argentina? I don't know.

I can't imagine that's a problem they're running into too often. Wow. Dude. This guy might change the whole fucking industry. Yeah, like... It's going to be like a corporate meeting. They're going to be like, well, we got to do something about this. Maybe he just had like an itch. Yeah, like... It's going to be like a corporate meeting. They're going to be like, well, we got to do something about this.

Maybe he just had like an itch. Yeah, okay. And then he started scraping around. He was like, oh shit, this feels good. Pretty good. You know, like he lost himself in the moment. That to me might be the only explanation. It's like, he's got an itch on his ass.

He's got the perfect instrument to scratch it. Start scratching it. Whoa. He doesn't realize what's happening. Yeah, that's the fear, dude. All of a sudden, he wakes up and he's jerking his dick and someone's watching and he's like, yeah, oh my god. This all started with a taco last night.

Now I have a whole fetish I have to continue the rest of my life. Jamming fucking gas nozzles up my ass. Yeah, dude. I mean, think about the first time you used a tushy. Yeah. It's a little bit of a gas pump moment. Yeah, it is.

It's a gas pump moment. We've all had a gas pump moment. It may be not that far, but... Yeah, it's literally Pandora's box. You get your fucking prostate tickled by any instrument, you're going to be searching for that instrument the rest of your life. You know? Yeah, chasing the dragon.

Yeah, you're chasing the dragon. Chasing that gas pump dragon. It is. I don't know. It's like, it does have a curve to it. I'm sure there's women who, like, fucked a curved weird dick. Yeah. Like a weird curved dick

you know one of those ones is like dog leg left yeah and then they like yeah i lay up i gotta lay up dick i don't go left or right go right in the center of the fairway give the ladies what they don't need i cut the trees a hard boner we got to get the golfing going but i do i do think you're correct with the curvature because maybe he found that gay buddy of mine you know bobby yeah he gifted me this thing that i was afraid to use but it's a prostate prostate probe he's like it's got a claw it's voyager voyager one it's an s dildo it's a dildo it's a voyager

one dude you should see it too it does look like a spaceship because it's got the dildo with a curve to hit your prostate just got a gold record with all the music from that time the youtube the youtube album you couldn't you couldn't delete just constantly playing in my rectum I fucking hate U2 I love U2 Dude, where the streets have no names Nah, it is a good song

Injected into my veins Just Bono's such a corny bitch I know That's how I feel about all those guys Sting's a corny bitch but yeah i like dude that can get you old sting old school sting in the 80s yeah that boy can get it oh man he's got i bet you sting's got a fucking dog leg dick there's no way he's working with a normal pipe yeah yeah guys that talented has something going on in the pants that cannot be explained.

Yeah. It does feel like a confidence thing. To get that super startup? Yeah, I feel like, yeah. You think talent starts in the pants? On some level, I think it does. I think it's like, it's either tiny penis and you are warring against the world. You know what I mean?

You will not be denied. You know what I mean? This is like your pedophile. Everyone told me I'd be nothing. Because every time he takes his pants off, the girls laugh. So now he's like, I have to be the best at everything. Yes. It's a huge chip on the shoulder.

Or you giant cock and you're just like, nobody can hurt me. Yes. It's a huge chip on the shoulder or you giant cock and you're just like, nobody can hurt me. Yeah. You know, why not take a chance? Yeah. Give me that guitar. Watch this. It's that mid-range

penis. Yeah. So you just start a podcast. He's just y laugh about nothing You got something to lose Yeah Yeah Bomb on stage Yeah Last night was fun

Chris and I started a monthly show Oh yeah At the creek here in Austin Where it's new material It's not like a new idea But We dual mic And I think we figured out what we're going

to do where we do a mic and then run bits together yeah same time which is kind of fun and then our guests come on and do their own private yeah i thought it was a good show we had we had the whole squad lamar or lamar wasn't there he's in philly everybody but lamar gardini yeah gardini nate luke christoph dylan miles Dylan. Miles Johnson, Dylan Sullivan dropped in. Yeah, good boys. We're getting to know Captain Wright, too. Oh, Cap. The Cap was there.

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A special, a unique. You know how tough it is for the first thing in the morning to talk to somebody and start doing this for me? Yeah, yeah. It's not easy. It's not easy. You got to get your bearings. And it's not like I came in here and we were chatting. We were just setting stuff up, dumping cards.

Like, what the fuck? What a fun existence. Cincinnati will be there tonight. Cincinnati shows up. Cincinnati does show up. Cincinnati last year was maybe my favorite show. It really was. Those boys get fucking rowdy.

Well, it was also such a surprise, too. You know what I mean? It came out of nowhere. Like, yeah. We weren't expecting much. It was like a last minute thing and the boys turned out. Yeah, Cincinnati.

It was very fun. Cincinnati's a great city. And then Cleveland. Cleveland? Tomorrow night. Never been. Tomorrow night. Never been to Cleveland.

I don't think I have either. I mean, I flew into the airport once, but I never hung out in actual Cleveland. And then Detroit. I've never hung out in actual Cleveland. And then Detroit. I've never hung out in Detroit. I went to Detroit once, and it was super scary. Yeah.

Like outside the city? Dude, we, yeah, well, we like, I was touring with that metal band. Oh, right. So you had to go in the fucking. Yeah. Some warehouse. And it was like underground metal band. It wasn't like I was on like the fucking Warped Tour tour or whatever i don't even know which tour they go on but like

i know anything about this yes too is so funny well dude at the time it was i was like nine months into comedy and my buddy was i had a shitty philly metal band and they were going on the road and i was like please let me go dude my my dream was always to be able to travel and have a reason to be there it always sucked like going to like i don't know even if you came to austin like on vacation yeah just spend three days walking around going to bars and just going like i guess i could have just i mean it's nice to see a new place where i could stay home yeah yeah save three thousand dollars yeah yeah you know but they like actually meet people and have a thing going on and a reason to see a new place. I could have stayed home. Yeah, yeah. Save $3,000. Yeah, yeah. You know, but to like actually meet people and have a thing going on

and a reason to be a place. It's like, that's what I always wanted. So it was like, fucking yes. That's what we're doing now. Do you still feel that way? Yeah. All right, good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do.

So you went on this fucking metal band tour in Detroit. Underground metal band tour in Detroit. Yeah, dude. And we stayed. Name a sadder first sentence to a fucking novel yeah yeah we're in detroit we do a show awful and uh absolutely awful and then um

we were we were staying at this place called i think it was called the beehive or just a hive yeah and it was a place where all the bands just like would practice it was like a big practice facility and it was like it was on 9 mile road and I don't know I like I don't know anything about Detroit but I know 8 mile not great from what I saw from what M's told us yeah yeah from what Eminem told me

and so I was like 9 mile can't be good is there 7 mile I think there's like yeah 1 through 10 mile yeah I don't know how far is like nine mile can't be good and there's seven mile i think there's i think there's like yeah one through i think yeah i don't know how far up it goes but it's all something mile road yeah but we stayed at this place and there was uh it was we got there at like 2 a.m and we're exhausted and we're just trying to go to sleep and there was a guy who ran the facility, like the creepiest, weirdest guy. This is a gas pump.

Possibly. Gas pump jerk off guy. Yes. Like a super tall, super skinny guy, ponytail, kind of balding, stubbly. Yeah. Right. And like, we're just sleeping in a band practice room with like sleeping bags. Wait, that's where you guys stayed?

Yes. Yeah. a band practice room with like sleeping bags like wait that's where you guys stayed yes yeah like there was no like actual we just needed a place somewhere to crash why you didn't have money for a hotel no no they didn't mean no money there was no oh my god there was how did you get there uh fucking chicken coupon they rented a van they rent we drove through the entire midwest in like an old like a big van yeah which was again fun as fuck yeah because you're just like i can't believe this is rock and roll this is absolutely rock and roll you guys are it is you're both eating a burrito at the same time trying to save money oh and there was like you know no time to get to the next show it's like you do like wrap up one place and just have to drive yeah get in car yeah yeah yeah yeah just

and um yes we're sleeping we're like laid down and we're all just like fucking chatting joking like you know just like in our sleeping bags like ready to go to sleep and the guy walks in and like wants to just shoot the shit we're the only people like in this giant where like warehouse that's all broken up into these little practice rooms and he comes in and he just starts saying just the creepiest oh my god shit was he coked up i have no idea i was like trying not to even look at him he was like he was like one of those guys like sitting like this. Oh my God. Yeah. And I think I remember the first thing he said, like this stuff is burned in my brain.

The first thing he said was like, yeah, like he's like, you know, everything in the world is about sex. Jesus. Except for sex. That's about power. You're like. Holy fuck. Jesus. Except for sex, that's about power. You're like, holy fuck. Dude, shut up. Yeah. Yes. Did you get paid for this?

Oh, no. Wait, the band got paid? The band probably got paid, you know. A hundred bucks? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, like nothing. Again, they were just like in it for the fun of it too. What best part do they work at now? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, like nothing. Again, they were just like in it for the fun of it too. You know what I mean? What best part do they work at now?

Yeah, dude. It's like, no, I feel like they're all like pros at something. They're like, you know, firemen or something. Jesus Christ, Chris. How'd the set go? I'm guessing. Awful. Dude, every set was awful.

Because like I would go up between bands. And the way these shows work is a band would play. And then break down all their shit? Like, leave. Everyone in the crowd would leave and go smoke and grab a beer and stuff. And then they'd be breaking down. The other band would be setting up for the 20 minutes that I was on there. So there's nobody in the room.

And you're like, religion is crazy. Oh, dude. It was fucking mad. minutes that i was on there so there's nobody in your like religion yeah oh dude it was fucking that built a callous doing that early on though because then you're like this is this bomb you can't get worse than this yeah yeah yeah and i the sound guys were fucking with me they were like turning up like reverb and shit oh my god were you dressed like a fucking lacrosse kid from Connecticut? And these metalheads probably were like, fuck this guy.

This guy's a landlord. He's probably wearing the same jeans I do now. The ones with the hole right here in the crotch. Yeah. The wardrobe has not changed much at all. That's not true. Your girl listened to me. It's true. Shout out Madewell Men's.

Oh, yeah. By the way, they've been throwing me some nice shit. One day I'm not wearing their stuff. They do have good stuff. Their shit's wonderful. They do have good stuff. They got classics if you're not into the forward fashion, as they say. But they have stuff that teeters perfect for you.

Just give you a little push in the right direction, but it's still classic. Yeah, just don't give me anything crazy. Yeah, don't give me striped blue striped pants like I have on my way right now. They're sending me a nice pair of fucking carpenter... Just thick blue... No, no, they're like... Do you know those white ones

I got from Todd Snyder that have... Yeah, yeah, yeah. The thin, the pinstripe. Yeah, like the... What did Ari Shafir say? They wear the fucking... They're railroad. Conductor pants. Conductor pants, yeah. The thin, the pinstripe. Yeah, like the... What did Ari Shafir say they wear to fucking... The railroad. Railroad. The conductor pants. Conductor pants, yeah.

It's that, but blue. Light blue, and they're fucking sick. I think it'd be sick to get a conductor hat. My nose is too big, because I got the short brim. The conductor hat that only comes to here? Yeah, yeah. The fucking... Yeah.

Yeah, the big chef top. Yeah. Yeah. You know that hat Eminem wears? That corny fucking hat? Oh, yeah, yeah. The big chef top. Yeah. Yeah. You know that hat Eminem wears? That corny fucking hat? I hate those hats. I do hate those. Short brim hats.

I do hate those hats. Fire me the fuck up. I do hate those hats. That's all he wears for 30 years. I wish Eminem didn't dye the beard. He dyes his beard? He's got to. What, dark?

Yeah. Like, midnight black. What, dark? Yeah. Like midnight black. Because of gray? Yeah. Men that don't age gracefully, it's fucking disgusting. Dude, and he'd be the man if he had just like a gray beard. Yeah, if he was just like Everlast. Yeah.

That's probably why he's doing it. To not look like Everlast? Yeah, yeah. All right. Maybe it is a good idea. Some people can't rock it, dude. I'm like, season two of fucking tires. I'm going to start growing my beard out, and I'm hoping it's not directly in the heat of the summer.

Oh, yeah. Because I think I'm going to go longer than it was. I wouldn't be surprised if the beard is cool in the summer too No You need to keep this length This length is perfect I'm going to start shaving every day I don't know I got a deep thing

I got a deep thing in my brain Where as a child I always hated beards So the fact that I have one Kind of bothers me You were just scared of men with beards Yeah I just didn the fact that I have one kind of bothers me. Yeah. You were just scared of men with beards? Yeah. I just didn't trust it.

Why are you hiding your face? Why are you hiding your face? Yeah, yeah. Like with the beard. It's just like something. You're hiding something. It's a mask. Yeah.

You're wearing a mask. I've never seen my dad's top lip. And we tease him that he's got a cleft palate. He's just very insecure. He just grows his nose hair over a cleft palate he's just very insecure he just grows his nose hair over a cleft palate oh dude well i like i also think that like sometimes people grow that mustache to hide the cleft palate and it's like dude it's highlighting yeah you know what i mean because it doesn't grow in the scar yeah yeah it looks like a fucking alfalfa yeah you see that one tooth like coming up over here cleft palate can look sick on a dude you can pull off a cleft yeah

yeah you got a hard power move but it's if you can do it yeah it's a little bit like cauliflower year where it's like if you have the right attitude around it yeah you can look like a scary intimidating motherfucker some i was asking this kid at the gym i was like yo can i borrow one of those tents and he was talking to his buddy he's like oh yeah yeah and there's oh shit he came over like this and i thought he's gonna say he like he's a fan but he's like i work at the mothership and i was like yeah your ears told me that because every fucking dude that works at the mothership has cauliflower ears i know it makes me feel safe there was a big brawl there the other night really yeah on saturday friday night maybe there was a fucking pack of latinas going fucking bananas

wow there's footage of them they had to get choked out in the lobby what yeah the women and the dudes there was like two like warring latin factions it really is like bananas they were like taunting they were drunk they were fucking heckling and then finally they all started fighting god it was like a big scuffle and then they actually were throwing fist and shit and they got choked out the boys were so excited they got some action were they imagine looking all these door guys and like yeah yeah yeah yeah dude it's go time yeah oh that's their fucking christmas i did a little bit give me a reason i did a little bit of training with those boys yesterday oh let's talk about that and good golly yeah they're just like beasts yeah what's

their cardio like just non-stop yeah well i my cardio is so bad it's like i'm not even right i don't i'm not even what what did you do they're probably struggling to keep keep like you know a thousand rpms yeah yeah you know what i mean like yeah i don't jog this it's like pulling a little kid i'm not testing their car yeah but like fucking yeah man just everywhere strong you know what i mean yeah what did you do ground a pound or like just grapple no no it was all just like rolling and stuff like you i guess roll i don't know you're like what's what's step one in mma like what do you do uh they teach you techniques and arm bars and shit yeah it was a lot of like uh monster energy drinks and slim slim jims dude it was a lot of just like like what like trying to like get to places where you can control you're defending yourself at least for me it was like

where you want your knees where you want your legs like what do you what are you trying to like stop the other like places you're trying to stop the other person from getting to yes again i'm drinking through a fucking fire hose i got like it's basically rape prevention for a guy in case you do some shit on the road and you go to you go to prison you need to know where to put your your knees yeah when fucking literally comes in just like being in that like half guard quarter guard yeah stuff full guy like you just like start in positions and like this isn't good try to get this is not good for me why because we get that drunk wrestling going i can't believe i'm setting up a lesson with you my friend dude i don't even have like again it's like i don't have the core strength or the wrist strength to like yeah do any of the

moves yeah dude they're so just like everywhere strong. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. Where you're like, if you go to the gym a lot, you like, you can push things and pull, you can squeeze, but it's like the, just the little, like, like, like moving something like this is like, you don't have it. It's like the F1 drivers with their necks and shit they're in that fucking mechanism fucking psi on these fucking these little frail italians and he's like dude if they grab my wrist i'm like yeah yeah okay okay okay if i grab their wrist they're like it's just like just yeah it's like tap it's crazy you will tap it's crazy it is humbling right i

imagine yeah get now they're going fuck dude like that's that's a good lesson it's a good lesson i'm not i need to shut my fucking mouth at mcgillicuddy's i'm not as tough as i am. Oh, yeah. I think I am. Yeah. Yeah, because it's like, again, none of those guys look like crazy. Yeah, right. You know what I mean? Yeah. But, yeah, it's like one session and you're like, if someone grabs me, I can't, they won't let go. Yeah. 150-pound guy will not let me go.

Yeah, yeah. Just begging them. Dude, it's literally like. 150 pound guy will not let me go yeah just begging him dude it's literally like did you switch partners and stuff like that or was it just one dude yeah it was

most of the time I was with Zach oh hell yeah but I like I wrestled with another dude Gavin and again

it's like they're all like they're like they're like here you want to like isolate one limb and basically like fucking make it a problem and it's like they're all like, they're like, they're like, here, you want to like isolate one limb and basically like fucking make it a problem. And it's like, sure.

Are they doing that? Yeah, I get it. They can literally fight me with one of their limbs. Like it takes all of my limbs to just deal with one of their arms. This is a six year old against a dad. Dude, it is it is and you're strong you you you talk shit but you're strong yeah are you in the same weight class as the guy you're battling with uh yeah yeah what are you 175 16 yeah 170 165 i'm up to 186 now

yeah but it's it's just like again it's it's literally like the chess piece it's like i'm like the castle it's like i move straight and i can move yeah yeah and they're full just queen like moving they can do anything yeah look at me nodding like i know chess yeah are you rook yeah i can yeah it's like i can what's the the horse he goes down and right right yeah yeah does he go up and right yeah yeah go up left yeah back yeah yeah and the little guys up two over one we're the little guys why are you teaching chess the pawns i've never learned chess my dad tried to teach me chess once and i was like nah dude it's like yeah it's hard man i mean obviously the rules of the game are relatively simple but it's like

to get good you really have to know strategy and what this other guy's doing yeah yeah yeah i don't have time it's crazy yeah turn on fucking intervention yeah you can't i have zero pawn stars it's so hard it's my chess yeah thinking about if this guy's gonna get fucked by the Pawn Star guys. It fires me up, dude. Dude, my sister-in-law has a story. Her dad used to work for the New York Times. There was some famous thing where

Garry Kasparov came in and played the entire New York Times. Everyone at the New York Times in chess. Who's Gaspar? He's that famous chess player. He played literally everyone at the New York Times in chess at the same time.

Oh, my God. He would just get up from another table? He was just walking around the room just playing. And not even like he would just walk up and move and move and move and move. Yeah. And there was like a big thing up and move and move and move and move. Yeah. And there was like a big thing. Cause like her dad made a move and it was the only time Gary Kasparov stopped,

looked at him and then looked down and like kept moving. And they were like, to read. Yeah. Yeah. To read his mind. Or like what is like, it was like,

like he had made a move where it was the only time Gary Kasparov was like, is this guy actually good Oh And then he looked at him and was like no But everyone was like I can't believe you got him to Even stop and think about it My Garry Kasparov would be a beach And there's like

20 families playing football And every family I go up to they just toss me a ball And they just run around And I go to the next family and just run around just wear out the kids threw a football for four hours with seven families yeah i saw a guy one of the best to ever do it i am one of the best to ever do beach games yeah i'm one of the best i'm up there beach game beach game i am a beach game legend. No matter what it is, I'll play it with you for fucking six hours.

Dude, I was thinking about that when I was like, the little like training, the jujitsu thing I did with those guys. They were so good. They were so like delicate with me. They were like so good at just staying like enough just above your energy yes yes and which is hard to do because it's like total incompetence yeah you know what i mean so it's like a real like staying just ahead of someone at a super low level i know it's like very difficult and i was thinking about like the how impressive that is it was literally

like trying to teach someone to do the Odell thing. Yeah. And throwing perfect balls. Yeah. Every time. Yeah. That's what it, that is what it's like.

It's like, it is impressive. Yeah. To put it in the perfect spot. Yeah. So hard. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Damn. I want to throw a football right now. Yeah. Yeah. So since you come out, cause we're going to, we're going to hang out after the show too. I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to get fucked right now. Yeah. Yo, since you come out, because we're going to hang out after the show, too. I'm going to get fucked up tomorrow.

Yeah, dude. I remember the last time it was a mess. Bell and the Bear or whatever, that bar right next door. Oh, yeah, it was to that bar. Yeah. It's connected to it, isn't it? Yeah, pretty much. I don't know.

It's connected in my mind. Remember someone fell asleep on the kn the on the knoll on the grassy knoll yeah yeah in the dirt next to their car which is a good safety yeah yeah just catching a quick nap before i drive home my license plate to my truck just came in sick yeah it's nice you get black official no give white one. Nice. I don't think you can... Yeah, I don't know. Does it have a big star in the middle? What does it look like?

I forget. I just got it delivered today. I just opened it, threw it on the couch. Damn, a license plate. I'm not going to see that again for three fucking weeks. I know. Two and a half weeks on the road, I got to bring that giant fucking bag. That's the thing that's been kind of stressing me out, is just not being here.

Yeah. You can't settle in. We got here yeah yeah because we did this fucking tour before we knew we'd live here yeah so we have yeah it is so weird to never feel like you're here la was fun for a little bit i shot those all right shot those commercials yeah i got redemption on stand up on the spot. Yeah. It was fun. That's so funny that that lined up that way. Oh my God. Let's talk about that, dude.

That's so funny that that lined up that way. So do you guys know the story about the fucking Phillies losing? It was the Sixers game six. Yeah. They had just lost. I was watching that game. The game five. Game five. To send it to game six. and they had just lost i was watching that game the game five game five to send it to game six six was yeah insane yes and i couldn't believe you did you group texted me and jeremiah i didn't want jeremiah to know and jeremiah was like

dude his energy at the comedy store was legit nervous. Really? Yeah, he checked on me a couple times. I was like, I promise you it's cool, bro. And he's like, all right, well, let me know if you need anything. You need a water, a cold compress. Yeah, he's checking on me like a club owner who just sold out the show. You guys all right? You want Skittles or something? Yeah, it was fun as fuck.

Oh, man. That show's great. I mean, it's just like the barrel show with the mothership. Yeah. It's so fun. The barrel at the mothership, I'm doing two tonight, which I'm very excited about. Yeah. But the barrel, you're in control much more.

And I'll tell you why. Because you're taking a suggestion out of the barrel that you can just go shut up yes yeah shut up who's this fucking pervert and it's just you keep going you feel powerless when someone gives you a suggestion where like i can't bitch out because now this guy's actually requesting directly to me yes and you know what i mean pick them yeah you're like what do you shout something out yeah yeah it's yeah and there were some fans there that like were just they would just like look at this and i'm like i can't fucking oh my god give me something else yeah that happened when i did stand up on the spot

it was the same thing they would like it was also a thing where you're trying you're not supposed to be doing bits no and they kept trying to prompt me to do a bit that they know of you yeah yeah yeah and it was like i can't yeah no yeah i have to send my bomb dude you can't give me my fucking yeah and it's it's also the thing where you're like i'm we're not famous yeah so it's like there's three guys in the crowd that know who we are and it's like nobody else has any idea what the fuck they're talking about. Look at dish. And you have to be like. I have a cooking show. It's a neat little cooking show.

I do my French. Next. Yeah. How's the truck? And we just got a truck. Is that family? Is that guy's family? Yeah. Why are they yelling this out

your dad's cleft palate that was fun as fuck that's awesome which room did you guys do it in the belly fuck yeah yeah it's the best room for that yeah yeah environment yeah It's only seats like 75 to 100 or something. Yeah, but it's got like the perfect like shit show kind of vibe. Yeah. Which is nice. It's like supposed to be a street fight kind of room. Yeah, it's perfect.

Even if I bet he could sell out the main room, but it's like it's too deep and vast. Yeah. The way that. Although the original room could be fun. Yeah, that's the main room, right? No, there's like another room behind the main room that's like also sort of a perfect comedy room. Yeah, I went to the comedy store for the first time in a long time

just recently when we were back there. Man, it's so good. It is fucking awesome. It's a really fucking cool place. Yeah, it's so much more comforting than New York rooms. Like, even though it's not like, it doesn't make you feel like you shouldn't be there. Yeah. You know what I mean?

Like, New York has this grimy, like, fuck you. You don't deserve to even be in this waiting area. Well, there is like a funny thing where it's like, there's the nice, the nice part about a green room can be that you're not in it. Yeah. Dude, 100%. The nice part about a green room is that the cooler people than you can be just hanging out, not in your face.

One million percent. You know what I mean? Well, you still like, you don't. In New York, they're, they're actively excluding you from the conversation. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Which they should. Yeah. Yeah. No, I don't get New York there. They're actively excluding you from the. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Which they should.

Yeah. Yeah. No, I don't begrudge him for it. But there is a respect in the game. That's like, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah. If we talk to you out there, we can talk to you out there. Yeah.

You're not just hanging out. Who the fuck is this? Yeah. You can just be like, they're in that green room and I'm not going in. You know who does that better than anyone in the world? Who? Rogies. That man runs that fucking room and I'm not going in. You know who does that better than anyone in the world? Who? Rogies. That man runs that fucking room.

Yeah, yeah. In the perfect way. Yeah. I can't say names, but like somebody brought like another famous person in there. It wasn't a comic. Yeah. And it was like, who the fuck is this? Get out.

Yeah. And it was like, whoa, dude. Yes. I know. Like this is just for comfort of the comics working no other extras no girls no fucking friends of friends dude yeah it's awesome i fucking love that green room more than any green room i've ever been in it's so nice it's like a lounge a private bar a fucking community hang. Yeah.

It's the most comforting thing outside of like opening the door for the first time. Oh, yeah. When you're just seeing all the heads of state and you're like, I just want to get a real quick whiskey and I'm going to get the fuck out. Yeah, yeah. And even that, you know to fuck off. Oh, I... Even if you fucking work there, it's like, nope.

Yeah. Give those dudes some space. That room still, it's... No, it's still scary. I'm talking shit, but... It's so scary. It's awesome some space that room still it's no it's still scary i'm talking so scary it's awesome when you're so scary it's so scary i spend my time in the hallway most of the time in between the two showrooms yeah yeah if you can if you can dude yeah rogues rogues does does make me think of that. You ever hear that Louis C.K. joke where he's like, I got just like a jokey joke. He's like, there's like a lion and a giraffe talking.

And the lion's like, you ever see that guy who lives by the river? He's always like, ah! Ah! The giraffe's like, I know a guy who lives by the river, but he didn't look like that. It's just the lion doesn't know that he's making people react that way. Yeah. True. And it is every time I'm like around, like Rogan,

that's how I'm just like. Don't bite me. Don't bite me. I don't know if I said this's how I'm just like, don't bite me. Don't bite me. I don't know if I said this before, but we, we literally like there were, we, we,

uh, I was watching Joey Diaz in the main room, like on the balcony, just sitting there, just enjoying it. And Rogan came in and it was just standing next to me. And we both just like had a laugh and turned to each other. And like,

that's fucking crazy. And then Rogan left. And I was like, that went great i was like that went as good as it could go yeah what a dream it's truly your dream girl you have to impress your dream girl every fucking time instead of him going like what are you doing here yeah just a little nudge yeah just him coming up going you know what happened to lincoln dude that would be sick if he did that to just a couple people

just giving like little fucking but but not serious about it. Just put a little landmine in your head. Yeah. So you forever think he fucking hates me. Oh, dude. Yeah. If he literally just jokingly like came up behind me and went. Yeah.

Where's my football? I'm going home. This party sucks. I'm sorry. I got lost.. This party sucks. I'm sorry. I got lost. I don't know why I'm here. Yeah. I'm going to go lay down in Little Boy.

It is fun. That's like, I don't know, working the mothership and then everywhere else is like opening for a metal band in Detroit. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. It's like pressure when you go other places. You're like, let's have some fun, dude. Yeah, yeah. But the little room too

is, the little boy's fun as fuck. The little boy has that belly room. Yeah, yeah. I think it is modeled off the OR. Are you coming tonight? Do you want to go with me? Yeah, yeah. I'm going to go. I'm going to say what up. Bop around.

Yeah, let's get our, plug our dates. Oh, yeah. Dude, we're going all say what up. I'm going to bop around. Yeah, let's plug our dates. Oh, yeah. Dude, we're going all through the Midwest. If you're hearing this, we're going to be in Cincinnati tonight, Cleveland tomorrow. Then we got Detroit Friday, Saturday. The 17th and 18th. And then we got Chicago on the 21st.

Yep, 21st. Milwaukee. Milwaukee on the 22nd. Yep, 21st. Milwaukee. Milwaukee on the 22nd. Yeah. So come out. Milwaukee, that's going to be the night before fucking Tires premieres. That'll be... And the Tires premiere comes out.

It'll be an exciting one. Let's talk about that. We went to the Tires premiere. It was awesome. So fucking great. The crowd was insane. Yeah. The crowd was insane.

They were laughing hard. Chris is hot as hell. I texted him right away. I was like, damn, you're so fucking hot in this trailer. Such a good comedy review. It's like seeing a comic going, he's a nice guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Man, you look great up there. Great.

What about my singing, Mom? No, I thought you carried yourself well. Oh, God. My mother. Yeah, that's the worst. I can't wait for my mom not to see it. Starting in comedy, when people you know would come to a show and they'd be like, you're so confident. Yeah.

Dude. Good. My mother said, when I won Philly's Funniest, my mother was like, the second guy was great. I was like, thank you so much thanks mom this is the greatest thing i've ever done so far since i started oh that's so fun you win the competition your mom's like do you know that guy yeah yeah are you guys friends what's he doing oh man yeah the crowd was fucking eating the tires up yeah it was fun i think that's gonna that's gonna bang hard

yeah i guess it was like it was i thought it was like really good really thought it went really well it was like i don't know they cut a lot of stuff from that first episode from the first pilot i saw yeah they trimmed that thing very well i know keever is a fucking brilliant editor like that but that was like the pacing the story there's a lot going on in that first episode it was also nice that like there were some really big laughs and stuff or like there's a lot of big laughs so big that like there's other little things in there there's little definitely yes yeah yeah there's like other funny like little lines and stuff that's the only negative of

watching something like that live because there's so many subtle facial tics or little gems and Easter eggs that get laughed over, like you just said. But you watch it at home on Netflix, you get all the power in the world to watch it twice or pause it or something like that. So nerve-wracking going into it. I was talking to McKeever, because it's not stand-up.

So you can't be in the middle of a bit that's not working and just go, all right, fuck that, I'll move on. you know what i mean or go like what's your fucking bro yeah yeah this is yeah like you're still it's you're not oh this killed yesterday in milwaukee you just gotta like let it live yeah well i don't know all you guys were gay yeah yeah she just said that's you're just your your thing in your face the whole time acting you know that's me so if you don't like it i'm fine i made it a while ago i was pissing i didn't go on that stage with you guys yeah mckeever gave me the fucking straight arm i mean there was seven fucking chairs

yeah you know yeah kids outside of our influence were up there. I don't think for what it's worth. I don't think anyone enjoyed being up. I'm actually kidding. Am I? I think everyone wishes they were in the crowd watching. I'm excited, dude. I'm excited for McKeever and Gerby's.

Shame boy. Yeah. That's going to explode. Yeah. It's going to be. That's going to be season one of however many they want i hope so i think it's gonna be one of those guys i hope so people seemed very excited about it all down the line you obviously you never know but it went well i mean it like

again just watching it i feel like i'm i'd like to think i'm kind of even immune to like crowd reaction like even though they were enjoying it a ton if it was bad i think i still would be like this is not good yeah but it wasn't really good we did a live one for delco and it was the same it was just fucking great yeah yeah just bad timing and some fat white women with purple bangs were like, it's too aggressive. I'm not upset about it at all. I don't want to bring it up.

I'm cool with it. It reminded me of something. It's fine. Yeah, it's just tough timing on that one. What's this guy's fucking problem? Man, everything could have been different.

I wouldn't have to do this shit. I know that. Staring at this dead fucking tree. Just drive the podcast into the ground. Yeah. I was just over it. We were right there. Fuck!

You're on the one yard line with that one. You should have gave it to him What's his face? Marshawn Lynch Should have gave it to Marshawn Why not hand it off? It's truly a good analogy We had one yard to go

We had no black guys on the fucking squad It's the fucking Dude it's Seattle Oh my god We didn't have a fucking jacked black dude To take the last yard and fucking Delco proper. Instead, I threw a pick. God damn it.

All right, guys. Well, thanks. Yeah, thank you so much for listening. Come out to San Diego. Please come out to the shows. The shows are great. Shows are great. We had a couple of real hot ones the last time we were

out there yeah so uh come say hi we got our merch guys are they coming to cincinnati yeah hell yeah they'll be there they'll be there at one tomorrow fuck yes yeah so we're in a big airbnb we're gonna bully it up again hell yeah i'll cook something up for the boys i'm just gonna look at this yesterday that's gonna be delish ohish. Oh, dude. General Chow's. General Sow's. General Sow. General Sow's. General Sow's.

General Sow. Remember I called that Asian lady out last night? I was like, is it General Chow or General Sow? And she's like, I'm from Seattle. Yeah, yeah. She goes, I'm from California. Yeah, California. Doesn't matter.

She should know. That I love. It's not racially insensitive. I love that. But yeah, we did our first Asian cuisine and it was fucking good, dude. It was un-fucking-believable. Truly, I was very surprised myself.

I've never done it and it was very fucking good. It was so fucking good. I took half the sweetener out and I think that's why I liked it. It was more of an umami than... General Tso's from a restaurant is too much sugar it's too much of that cheap sugar glaze whereas this was just enough a little bit of natural honey and a little bit of hoisin sauce

yep and the flying by gin pepper flake or whatever that was crunch yeah chili oil crunch that was it was on fucking yeah it was so good like i said i thought oil crunch. That was it was un-fucking-believable. It was so good. Like I said, I thought it would be I thought it would be like, oh, yep, that's General Chow's chicken. Yeah. Or it would be like, I don't know what went wrong with that. Yeah, yeah. Thanks, Chris. I just like

No, right. The expectations for something that are so basic. Or it would be something where it's like, that's like, that tastes really good, but that's not what it is. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. It was exactly General Tso's, and it was fucking crazy. I got to be honest, as I was cooking it, I thought the same thing. I was like, I don't know.

Yeah. I tasted it. It was like, kind of tastes good. Who knows? Yeah. I didn't know if I put too much cornstarch or not enough cornstarch. The rice. That Asian sticky rice was fucking unreal.

Perfect. Yeah. God damn. We did it again. It really was. If you're not on Look at Dish, get on Look at Dish. We have, that's going to be episode 34. Yeah, yeah.

So if you've been waiting for a bunch in the can, now's your fucking time to go $5 more a month. It's. Support the boys. Well, it's $10 for Look at Dish. I know. It's five more than. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

True. It's an extra $5. You get 34 episodes of our cooking show. Like I said, I think that's the fucking... I think that meal, of all the ones we've made, is the most secret panty dropper meal. Really? Yes.

For women? Because they come over, and you go, I'm making General Tso's. And they're like, okay. Yeah, I haven't had diarrhea in a week. Yeah, okay. And then you make that. Yeah.

And it's fucking unbelievable. They're going to be like, I. Yeah. This guy's got tricks. You can do anything. Yeah, yeah. Anything to me now. Yes.

Yeah, it's like. I got to piss. Yeah, do it. All right. Goodbye. Good night. Good luck.