Stuff Island - Go Birds - Stuff Island #170

Episode Date: February 5, 2025

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check check check check check check check check check check you can't wash a jersey ever yeah you're the reason they fucking lost that's insane i don't know i had a i had a mcnab jersey with i'm talking blood, semen. Piss. Piss. Dirt. Yeah, yeah. 30 liquors.

It was like a Long Island iced tea all in one. Just leave it. Yeah. It is. You can't. Yeah, you can't. You just, you let it ride. I have jackets like that because I just don't want to look up the instructions. Of what?

Running the insides? Yeah, yeah. I feel like every time you wash a jacket it just goes to shit i washed a very expensive goose feather of an ex-girlfriend's yeah i think that's what broke us up because she never stopped bringing it up that you washed it that i washed this yeah canada goose whatever those basic white bitch jackets are yeah yeah well it's like 1500 everyone looks the same do you know what I mean? Canada Goose? Is that what it's called?

I went into a Canada Goose store last year at some point. I was just like, let me just see what they're... They have to have tried to fix whatever they're doing. As a company? Yeah. Let me check in on Canada Goose.

And they haven't changed a thing and it was one of those situations where the the the salesperson was just with you everywhere you went you want me to take it off you want to try that on yeah i don't yeah i just want to look at the stuff and judge it yeah out you being around yeah dude this Dude, this chick in fucking Bloomingdale, she was like an 85-year-old Russian, was following me around. She's like, you'd look good in this. And she's wearing like a,

she looked like a ghost wearing like a nightgown of a dead woman from like the 17th century. Yeah. It's like, what the fuck would you know about how I look? Also, don't you know anything about shopping? It's like, I am there looking at, it's not that I don't you know anything about shopping? It's like I am there looking at, it's not that I don't think I'll look

good in it, it's just I'm having a debate about whether spending this money or not. Yeah, of course. If you're standing next to me as an objective observer, I'm going to be embarrassed and not buy this. Yes. Alone, left to my own devices, I can bamboozle

myself into spending a ludicrous amount of money. Like a sex party. You got to lower the lights. You got to dim the fucking lights so everybody feels comfortable. Exactly. This is what people don't understand about fucking stand-up comedy.

It's like comedy clubs. I'm going all over the place. Comedy clubs are designed specifically for people to feel good and comfortable, right? So the walls are enclosed. They're, you know, they're very low ceiling. Dark as hell.

Because when you're with a table of eight people from your work party, you don't want your boss thinking this fucking rape joke is funny and you won't just burst out laughing

if you have cafeteria lighting all over you. You don't want anyone to know that you're laughing at it. Yeah. I still go to comedy clubs. I'm like,

what is going on? I think it's like pre-show lighting and they're just going to shut it off and everything's going to get to normal. Nope. Let it ride. And I can see some dude's face fucking seven rows back. How? I know.

Just looking at his mom. Yeah. It's horrific. Yeah. That is true, dude. It's, that's the shopping experience.

Leave me alone. Yeah. Leave me alone. Yeah. Leave me alone. I have enough shame tolerance to handle being at the register. Yeah. Yeah, right. I can't be walking around with you holding a $500 jacket going like, no, I do. I actually am going to get into skiing this year.

It's fucking ridiculous. Meanwhile, you just bought the pants for a football game. You'll never use those things again. $200, like those sticky gloves. We went to the last Eagles game and those gloves saved her life, man. Oh, yeah. It was cold at some point, but we bought the fake like $8.

So did I. Yeah. The palm is like, it literally looks like kids were cutting them just out of fabric. Well, they were. They're fucking Chinese kids. I mean, like American kids. Yeah, yeah. God forbid.

Inexperienced. Can you fucking imagine? Inexperienced. If there was a group. No, I'm not americans yeah yeah there's a group of chinese kids in the basement of the link i would be yeah they'd be great gloves yeah you can cut that you gotta cut that you gotta be over that all right but it is. I'd like to keep it, but you can't. Dude, are you fucking? I'm sweating.

Already? I'm ripped on Dayquil, dude. Oh, my God. Yeah, what's been going on? I just, you know, the seven city tour in fucking five days. It was the, you know, Austin. That will do it. I shot the Super Bowl commercial,

went to Pittsburgh, shot the ND commercial with Shane. Then we had a show in Pittsburgh. Then we had a show in Cincinnati the next day. Then I went back to Detroit

with my banged up fucking eye. Yep. Part two with the players. Who fucking ruled? I don't know if we talked about that. We did, but that's like an anxiety inducing experience too.

Oh my God. Blown-up eye. Shooting a Super Bowl commercial. With two of the biggest pro athletes. Two of the biggest guys in the league. Yeah. On day five of hangover? Yeah, that takes the energy out of you.

Yeah, it was one of those anxiety and hangovers where like you're just traveling. You're not rested. You're not like sleeping correctly. You're not taking care of yourself because you don't have time to take care of yourself. Which I'm not even good at when I have time. Then you go right into NFC Championship. Right into NFC Championship. I went to New York after that.

I know. Which was just a fun trip. Right. Just stupid as fuck. I could have done. Yeah. Let's take two days to get fucking after that. I know. Which was just a fun trip. Right. Just stupid as fucking thing I could have done. Let's take two days to get fucking ripped straight. I know. I got videos of me getting tackled in the trash. I do.

Fucking Colin from Maggie's. Family business. Dude. Okay. There was a family in there. You're entitled to family business. There was. There was a family. Dude, a smash cut. You held it down.

You held it down for months without me. You deserve a little family class. She's getting wrecked in the recycling. Dude, I left my feet. This dude. The fundamentals. I knew you guys. Dude, I know.

That's what's so funny about sometimes when you lie, it's just like, why would you? Yeah, just tell me. Why don't you just tell me? I'm going to New York. I've got family business. Yeah, family business. Smash cut, I'm just getting fucking wrecked in the trash.

Dude, the fundamentals of this dude's tackle too. My phone went flying. I didn't know that, so we went back all the way to Maggie's after dinner. I'm looking for my phone. Then I'm like, wait, so you got hit and then went to dinner. I got hit. No, I hit on the way home from dinner.

Okay. Walked back to Maggie's. And then I realized I didn't have my phone and I couldn't find it in the bar. And I was like, somebody said, well, didn't you just get tackled? And I was like, oh yeah, maybe it's on the street. And I walked all the way back to the bags, and I kicked one bag, and there it was, just sitting right there underneath the bag.

Oh, my God. Yeah. What precipitated the tackle? Funny. It was so fun, dude. My knee still hurts, but it was like... I mean, he's from Scranton and loves the stealers so like his fundamentals for tackling were pretty sick dude left my feet just drilled directly into this this was it was the

danger too of the of the eagles game is it was too good yeah it was too good the second half you're not even yeah you're not even trying to stay sober to like pay attention yeah you're just partying uh just celebrating you're celebrating for like three quarters god damn we should i mean i didn't know where you guys were i went back to the casino where we had i didn't know i didn't know i like yeah i was so hammered foley and kevin were like standing next to a giant eagles bus and they were like we're right next to the eagles bus i was like, it's not anywhere. Yeah. It's literally right behind me. The bus probably looked like a Miata behind those two.

Did they, you guys met up again? Yeah. And then we like tried to get an Uber. Not possible. Walked to the subway, took the subway into town. Couldn't get in anywhere. You just went home. Yeah.

I knew that casino was the best bet. Yeah. You don't have to go anywhere. I ran into Mike Turner. He just went home. Yeah, I knew that casino was the best bet. Yeah, yeah. You don't have to go anywhere. I ran into Mike Turner. Mm-hmm. He was just chilling in the back. That was my last text of the night was, Turner finally got back to like Center City. And he was like, I just got back.

What are you doing? I was like, I'm in bed, but I will rally and start drinking again if you want to he said no and then just end of communication yeah that's a good move he's actually really well like well versed in that tailgating stuff he's a great drunk yeah he doesn't go too hard he'll do like shots and light beers but he doesn't ever he doesn't ever like oh shit where's my phone is it under trash i'm sure i'm sure he's got plenty of stories of that on his own but yeah when i've been around him he's never going to pieces yeah that job entails just that is like getting fucked up with strangers

to feel comfortable to interview giant dudes in parking lots and offend them without them knowing you know what I mean? It's a very slick. Cause I went out drinking with him the night before too. And he was up doing that tailgate interview stuff. You had to be hurting. Yeah. Well,

his belly's always filled with that fucking, that sweet gravy over spaghetti. What's that dog shit? Skyline chili, man. I still can't get over how bad that shit is everybody talks about it's so bad dude it's so bad it's not good yeah it's there's no there's not even meat in the chili it's just like it's like it looks like diarrhea it's like a dark chocolatey

cinnamon beef juice sprayed like you would spray diarrhea inside a toilet over spaghetti and these fucking animals eat it and then they put cold cheese over the dogs i know they should have just come up with like a different type of pizza you know continue i'm just saying that it's like if you're i know that like a lot of the other cities have chosen good things, so you got really nothing left. Yeah. That's probably why they went with chili. Exactly. That's why they wound up with chili.

They'll go, we'll do chili the best. Yeah. But they couldn't do it, and they should have just chosen pizza. Yeah. You know what I mean? It was probably done as a joke, and a VFW was like, well, we're the worst at everything. Yeah. Why don what I mean? It was probably done as a joke and like a VFW was like, well, we're the worst at everything. Yeah.

Why don't we continue that with food? Why don't we make the worst thing you can possibly imagine? Right. I mean, outside of putting Skittles on top of that fucking thing, they nailed it. Yeah. Would have been a,

yeah, probably a better move. Just go normal chili with Skittles. Skittles. And that would have been good. They call it rainbow chili. Yeah, so you get sick for obvious reasons. You earn it.

You fucking, you know, you run the gauntlet of fun. And work at the same time. It's just like you don't sleep. You're 12-hour shoot days. You're on your feet. There's no sitting down. You're learning dog shit scripts you're hanging out with strangers you're embarrassing yourself in front of 50 crew uh you

know boom mic operators and camera guys by the third fucking take no one's smiling was it the same crew before and after the injury no thank god no no there was like half and half that's good it was half and half i think that's a lifesaver i don't know maybe i got hit so hard i was like half and half that's good it was half and half i think that's a lifesaver i don't know maybe i got hit so hard i was like i never met you we hung out we hung out for three hours two days ago dude you fucking moron because to be like oh i'm gonna jump out i'm gonna do some shows i'll be back yeah just come back with a shiner on a crutch all right dude again i told you i was like just write it in the script it's very funny it's like it would be funny as the character i was and they're like everything has to get

approved by the nfl for like you know script right they can't say anything or be can't do anything yeah they didn't have the time so they just painted me and i got one fucking quasimodo wonk eye. It's all going to be angles, dude. I don't know what he's going to do. It'll be interesting. Yeah, you're just totally in shadow. Yeah, just one side.

Fan of the WAP room. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on. Come on, guys. Hit the fucking thing. Didn't the Beatles do something like that where there was like a video and it's just like the silhouette?

I don't know. Probably. Is this weird to say but fuck the Beatles? That is weird to say. Yeah? Yeah, the Beatles are good. I'm not saying it

with like anger but like, eh, whatever. I think they're coming back around. Yeah, the Beatles are coming back. I think so.

Long shorts and the Beatles are headed our way. I think so. I think, yeah coming back around. Yeah, the Beatles are coming back. I think so. Long shorts and the Beatles are headed our way. I think so. I think, yeah. I mean, when they were at the height of their powers and afterwards, you go, fuck these guys. But now it's been long enough. You can look back and you go, they were really good. I'm not saying it because they're the Yankees

because they were great at everything all the time. I'm not saying that. I'm saying it because they're the Yankees because they were great at everything all the time. I'm not saying that. I'm saying it because most of their music to me is annoying. I like three to five songs, and two of them I could say I actually like. Yeah. Even though they have a catalog that's crazy, a discography, if you will.

Yeah. Did your parents really like the beatles i don't think so no my dad liked zz top ccr because i was gonna chalk it up to that my parents i mean they liked the beatles but nobody was ever like you have to yeah listen to these guys yeah i feel like if you had someone in your life that was constantly going you got there the best band that's ever lived yeah you gotta listen to it you go they suck yeah but the fact that no one ever tried to push them on me yeah i started listening to him and going like this shit's pretty good yeah you know what i fired up two days ago don henley's greatest hits amazing

i got going dude that's what gets me going it's like mid-80s yacht rock yeah i threw on brian adams but you're not really a seager guy are you i love bob seger all right there we go oh yeah night moves baby that whole album is fucking bananas i can do five of those songs will get me going just give me the greatest hits yeah just give me silver yeah that's the kind of shit like if i'm in a car those three right there in a car, they'll send me to fucking Wisconsin. Yeah. Nonstop. Dude, I'm telling you, like a rock.

Yeah. Like a rock used to not be, like it had a bit of a Beatles situation going on. It was everywhere. It was in all those commercials. Chevy. Wasn't it Chevy? It was a Ford.

Chevy. And you hated it. And then enough time has passed where it's like, it's not really in there in the same way, at least for me anymore. And then you listen to it and you go this song yeah is almost as good as it gets yeah this is like this it's just a guy talking about how ripped he was in high school how great he was yeah he's like i could have done anything I was so strong I was so hot and so strong

That's like Bill Burr's bit About Good Will Hunting Oh no it was CK CK's bit about Good Will Hunting He fucking wrote it He's like I want to be a tough guy From a fucking hard working tough guy From a bullshit town in Boston

But I'm also a genius. But I'm also a genius. I get the ladies. I didn't waste money on an education, but I'm somehow brilliant. Oh, man, that movie's so good. I feel like that's, like, all music. It's like, just take some time away. I feel like that way with personal relationships

and lovers. You know what i mean and lovers yeah like what the fuck i said i'm on dayquil dude personal relationships and lovers i got two categories you know what i mean? Like, let your girl go. Go. Oh, my God. Like, what a weird poet. Go away.

Go away. Take a lover. That is so fucking creepy. It's like a weird Hemingway. My dog. Just watching. Just staring at you. Just watching.

About to attack, dude. She's done bleeding, which is great. Now, did you get the... Did you get everything cut out or whatever they did? No, you got to wait till it fully comes down. It's like two weeks after she stops. The menstruation stops. And then the swelling goes down.

The Homer Simpson mouth starts to shrink up. Get back to her little bean again. Once she gets back to her little dog bean, you can call up a doc to get it sliced off. Oh, my God. Yeah. What do they run you for a surgery like that? I don't think it's that much.

I think it's like a grand. Yeah. That's not too bad. No, it's not too bad, considering the poor thing's going to be ripped open. I know. You got to put a cone on your face. It's adorable for us.

Yeah, and I guess there's really no way to tell if they did a good job or not, right? No, I'll get in there. I'll find out. You don't think I'm checking the fucking P's and Q's? I want to find out if my baby got sutured. Are you sure? Are you sure?

Yeah. Well, you hope. There's got to be some botched where they just didn't get it. I'm sure most of them are botched. Yeah. Like the only way, either they die or they get pregnant. That's the only way you can find out whether they did a bad job. Yeah.

Yeah. It's like a wife saying her husband got his tubes tied. His balls snipped. And then she gets pregnant. And the kid comes out black. And it's like, well, I... No, it only works 90 she'll cheat on you the other 10 how is that possible what because isn't that true isn't it true that that like that surgery is not 100 effective i don't know i thought they just attached the the tubes from the prostate

i thought they just there's yeah the balls come in after yeah after the piping yeah you get you get like a big load of semen which is like the is the millennium falcon yeah yeah and you put the sperm in there. Yeah. And then it gets shot out. They shoot out like Starfighters. Exactly. Yeah. But they need a protective shell. Yeah. So I think you just shoot,

you still shoot the protective shell. There's just no boys in there. I always think about that fat guy in Star Wars. The guy that gets shot down. Oh yeah. It looks like his helmet's wearing him. Yeah. Cause it's so tiny.

Is it Wade or something? He looks like John Candy. He's got like a goatee. And he's like, I'm going down, I'm hit. Dude, there's his name? Because it's so tiny. Is it Wade or something? He looks like John Candy. He's got like a goatee. And he's like, I'm going down. I'm hit. Dude, there's no fat guys in like 70s movies. And this guy was a fighter pilot. What do you mean?

There's tons of fat guys in 70s movies. 80s movies. Yeah, that's when. He's a fighter pilot. Post Schwarzenegger. They got rid of all the fat fighters. It's like Tiger Woods. How they made all the golfers fucking jack.

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but the story's good. They just don't put any of it in a clever way. He'll have a friend as a kid and the friend dies and as the friend's dying, they're like, I always wanted to fight on behalf of my father in the major coming up tournament

just a play center yeah that was never written you know no one would ever say that but at least I know the stakes message received you could have done a little better

but I got it there's no clever shots or anything like that the reason why this hurts is because I wanted to win for my father

it sounds like an Asian dubbing an American fighting movie it's all about honor yeah it is it's for the honor

of my father dude I hope I hope we're doing some honor killing This weekend I'm very nervous Let's talk about the birds we're going to the bowl We're going to the Super Bowl Me with Shane It's nuts It's very exciting

Drop the bag but not too big of a bag I think it's a reasonable bag we dropped Yeah yeah We got the cheapest tickets we could possibly get. Face value from the Philadelphia organization of the Eagles. Yeah, called in a big favor. You called in a big favor. I did call in a huge favor.

The red phone came out because I knew there was only three days left. I was like, there's no fucking way it's going to happen. Yeah, I'm interested to see what the super bowl is like. Me too. I wonder if it sucks. I bet, you know,

most of the time they do. Cause they're all filled with people that have no affiliation with the team. However, that's kind of what I'm. Yeah. We are not that team. That's why if you, did you see that top 10 most expensive ticket?

Super bowls, top 10, super bowls 10 most expensive ticket Super Bowls? Top 10 Super Bowls most expensive ticket? No. The Giants, not Giants, it was the Patriots. Maybe Patriots-Giants was like number one. Eagles-Patriots was like two or three. Okay. And it started at like, the average was like 11 or 12,000 a ticket average. And then it goes like 10, you know, all the way to like five or six.

Yeah. But this one's already up to like 10 or 11 from what I've gathered. So insane. Yeah. So you, you know, I looked as soon as we won, I looked and the average was like six per ticket, six grand. And I was like, the fuck out of here. I can't. Yeah. that's when I, yeah. I can't do that.

And this is like, I guess this is season ticket holders just selling their ticket. Right? That is nice that season ticket holders, do they get tickets to the Super Bowl? I don't know. I don't know how it works, dude. I don't know how it works. I hope they do. They really ought to.

Well, they get all the home field playoff games. Yeah, it's a mutual site. Once you get to the Super Bowl, I don't know who operates and owns the rights to the tickets. So who can control these tickets? Is it just some random dude going, all right, $15,000 a ticket? I think so.

I mean, you always hear like the fucking players. Like I remember when Kelsey, Jason Kelsey, went to the Super Bowl and they were talking about like, what do you would have to pay? Oh yeah. For the family. Wasn't it for a box? It was like 80,000 for the tickets.

He'd still have to shell out, you know, fucking five grand, a family member. So it's, you know, you wind up just going like, I guess my wife and kids can go,

you know? And then you've then you're still facing all of the normal questions where you're like, should I bring my kids to this game? Yeah, what's the point? Why am I going to pay 20 grand to have two little girls sit here

and not even really pay attention? Well, the photos afterwards is kind of cute. Right, but then you just, you know. So you can have them somewhere in the building. Have them in the hotel next door watching the game and then come over and be like, ah. Yeah., you know, so you'd have him somewhere in the building. Have him in like the hotel next door watching the game and then come over and be like, ah. Yeah, but getting some, whatever.

Dude, imagine bringing a kid to the fucking Super Bowl. My dad wouldn't bring me on the golf course when I was like 15. He's like, I can't handle this. That is true, but 15 is a dangerous age. Yeah. I'd rather bring a seven-year-old. No.

Because the 15 is like, let me drive. I want to drive. Yeah. You know, and then it's always trying to like Let me get a sip of your beer'd rather bring a seven-year-old no because the 15 is like let me drive i want to drive yeah you know and then it's always trying to get a sip your beer sneak a jump yeah he's driving a little too fast they're not allowed to have their license yet so they're like yeah you get in the cart and you're an asshole yeah he was just always afraid i would slow him down then i started going out with him and started whooping him and all his friends asses and i think that's what it was. It wasn't about slowing down. Just hitting the long ball.

Yeah. Yeah. You should see him now, man. He hits the ball as far as he can. And he just like, just pissed. Yeah. He's got no pop. You know, he's fucking, he's built like a question mark now with this poor posture.

His spine just goes like this. And he just gets over the ball and goes. And then he only hits it like 175, 200 yards. That's a good ball. For 77, it's a fucking pop. Yeah, it's a great ball. Yeah, but he's still thinking. That'll play.

Like we all do. That's what he says. That'll play. And he picks up his dart and he's like, that'll play. And then get in the cart and still say son of a bitch I'm over here

I'm over there I'm like dad what do you want is his short game nice yes does he make up for it inside of 100 his wedge is dirty dude

he still spins there you go he puts a spin on the ball I have no idea how to do that I gotta give a shout out I just got sent clubs you got sent clubs yeah You got sent clubs?

Yeah, I got sent a putter. Sencal Golf. C-E-N-C-A-L-G-O-L-F. Sencal Golf. Check those boys out. Yeah, he sent me... Does that stand for something? Sencal? I don't know.

What does that mean? Also check out Drunk Grunk. Also check out Drunk Golf. Grunk Dolfer. I don't know. They do like... Drunk Golfer? Yeah, but I don't know. I should have not said anything.

But yeah, I got a nice... I got a fairway wood, putter bottle of wine a book a towel all from the same group yeah you're just saying hey i appreciate uh i appreciate everything you've done all the golf you're playing yeah i hope you start here's your kit man get out there and do something don't be angry like your father all day i gotta i just gotta why don't you start golf i just got an xbox i do want to start golfing you got an xbox i got an xbox wow and i started playing xbox what do you play i'm playing some game that shane got from yeah hell let loose or something. Are you guys like, we haven't played,

we haven't played yet. I just got it, but I was playing a little bit today and it is so goddamn fun. What's it called? Hell let loose. It's just, there's no, it's one of the,

it's almost like open board or whatever it is. Open world. Well, no, it's, it's just big battle Royales, but, uh,

there's no like information. but there's no information. There's no health bar. It doesn't tell you how much ammo you have. It's like Onward in that way. You're just playing. Yeah. And there's so many fucking people playing, and it's just an absolute free-for-all. And it's so goddamn fun.

So it's just an open-world battle. Yeah. Where does this take place in the world it's world war ii oh sick so it's just it's allies yes and it's so great so your accuracy is all over the fucking place the accuracy is crazy it's so hard to shoot people yeah i tried that uh what was the world war ii game that was big oh call of duty call of Yeah, I tried that once and I was like, I hit him. Yeah. And I was like, it's so hard.

This is maybe 50 times more difficult than that. There's just... And it's one of those things where it's like, if you have an automatic gun and you're 50 yards away from someone, it's all over the place. Yeah. You got to be... Yeah.

You either need a sniper rifle or you need to be like on top of people shooting them but the worlds are like huge they're like it's like five mile wide by five do you go to different countries or is it all yeah it's all over the all over europe so how do you find each other i don't know i tried to link i like joined like a recon group where i was going to be like supporting a sniper just just two-man team you look like a fucking this look is a the captain of a recon group i was so excited to be in a recon group just two man yeah and my headset didn't work i couldn't talk to the guy you gotta if you're if you're not chasing him around strangers at the Delta lounge,

that you're an ex Navy seal that teaches a recon group, you're fucking missing out in this sweet recon pussy, dude. Cause you got that look down boy. The curls coming out of a fucking hat. That's kind of off. Yeah, I do.

I get a lot of, I get a lot of concerned looks about me in the Delta lounge. Yeah. And just kind of like anywhere I've been. Like how'd you get in here? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And just kind of like anywhere I've been recently. Like how'd you get in here? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

And just like, what's going on with that guy? Is it safe? Yeah. Yeah. He's eating more eggs. Yeah. Not a lot. I used to like, I used to get a lot of people going like, ah, how's it going? You know?

Yeah. You know, just like the normal, like you're traveling with people so they say hello kind of stuff. Yeah. Not anymore. I like Yeah. Not anymore. I like that. Not anymore. That's good.

No one says hello. I just ran into Graham K at the Delta Lounge on my way back from New York. That's a nice run. Yeah. We, we, we found each other right outside of security. He said something smart from like two things over going, Tommy, I'm a big fan. I turn around. It's just Graham.

Dude, he turned around. Yeah. Just turn around like fuck and then we just uh we pout around all the way till we got to the top of the escalator i had the opposite one of those in philly when i was like walking to go see you guys yeah i'm just walking down sansom street and someone goes yo con, Connor. And instead of, you know, like, like just like turn, I literally, it was like, I immediately changed directions and started walking. I thought it was you guys. Like we're in the woods. So I immediately just started

like marching at him. He was like, big fan. And then I had to like, fan dude yeah with your bow legged walk people warned me not to say hi to Chris and I fucking did what's that what's that movie we're like yeah you have sex with someone and they get the whatever ghost and then someone just walks at you for a while? I don't know. Do you? Yeah, there's a movie There's a movie where someone just

walks at you. They will just keep walking at you until they catch you unless you fuck someone else and pass it along. You got to have sex with somebody before this guy catches you? Yeah. Who writes this? And then the person starts walking at them. It's fucking, it's a scary movie.

Yeah. How do you get... It's genuinely scary. First of all, two questions. How do you get hard knowing this guy's going to fucking kill you and you just got to rape some girl? No, I think, you know, you got to... Take her out to dinner and then keep moving the table? Yeah, yeah, yeah. How are you going to court somebody? fucking kill you and you just gotta rape some girl no i think you know you gotta all take her

out to dinner and then keep moving the table yeah yeah you're gonna court somebody you gotta take a flight so he's got a long way to walk oh oh you've been in line getting a ticket everybody dies dude anyway my point was we get up to the top of the escalator and and we part ways you know because that's like the mature thing to do is like i know you you got things to do in your head and then i just went back and checked in on them every now and then have a drink stand up go hey don't grant like you know bust his balls a little bit and then go back and sit down and we're with an eye shot he's got seats open i got seats open but's like, don't put pressure on yourself that you have to hang out just because you ran into each other. Say hello.

Do your own work. Was it awkward when you separated? No. I said, I'm going to pony up here if you want to chill here. And he's like, I got some stuff to do. And I was like, yeah. There you go. Yeah.

Nice. Yeah. That's a seasoned veteran who knows. What a dream. Give anyone their space. Yeah. And then I'll say hi here and there. I got some stuff I got to do.

You know? Yeah. That's how you keep a lover, Chris. Yeah. You sit on that couch. I'll sit on this couch. I got some stuff to do. And then just...

And then purge hard knocks for fucking three hours blacked out. I got some research I got to do for the podcast. Yeah, yeah. I got to watch this. I got some family stuff stuff i gotta do family business that is so funny i really did man

dude i know that feel i know that feeling too of like waking up so hungover and you have like a flight that day and you're like there's no way i'm getting on this flight yeah i will travel to drink keep drinking but i'm not getting on this plane yeah i will get on a train that i can drink on immediately and go to new york where i can drink immediately but i'm not getting on a plane I'm not flying I've been on planes where like now's probably not the time to talk about it with all these fucking plane crashes but like

I truly felt so bad that I if this goes down I won't care like I won't care I'll finally get an eternal dirt nap and maybe the rest I can I deserve yeah just start following some figure skaters yeah poor kids you'll be all right yeah they spent their youth making football gloves and then they

get fucking forced in the gymnastics and then a fiery wreck what what's your theory on that the black hawk helicopter i you know i'm i'm sure it's normal but boy that video looks so weird yeah the video looks so weird the helicopter just flies right directly into it and there's like there's no way you wouldn't see it yeah out of the window also like the aircraft air traffic control tower was like i think like three or four minutes before they hit that plane was like yo bud yeah yo were they talking to the pilot or they were trying to they were like yo yeah and then like i think 10 seconds before it hit it they were like yo dude yeah and then they they never responded and they just went right into it yeah she was probably listening to some gay music i know it was a lady flying lady lesbian i think

yeah i think so that's what they're pulling up now like well she was lgbt you know the hard rights now they're in there they're in their sexual orientation the gayest pilot that was ever gay she was busy fucking a dildo or something i what's that i don't know why that to imagine her just like yeah spilling a latte and it's all in the you know next to her brain there's just trash there's trash all over the place she's a sloppy les classic girl car yeah

just a messy I don't know man I don't know how many messy girls you've been with but that's not looking in the back for the registration just

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bad yeah you don't feel like i'm holding somebody up or like no one's judging me right for being in bed for 12 to 13 hours i'm just doing this yeah i'm just gonna wake up sloppy in these wet sheets dude when my fucking fever broke you forget man every time i'm sick i forget how bad it is being sick it's the worst it's the worst thing in the world i'm the biggest bitch about it it's like everything sucks i can't look at the sunlight yeah i can't go outside can't hold my head up i don't give a fuck about anything on television i got nothing in the pantry nope because we were gone for a, so we dumped all the shit that I could have ate. I had nothing to eat. What did you get?

You go McDonald's, Taco Bell? I went to In-N-Out. In-N-Out? Yeah. Burgered it up. Dynamite. Yeah. It's good.

It's up there. It's up there as the go-to. And then I had McDonald's at one point, and it's not what it's cracked up to be. You got to be blacked out for McDonald's. The Big Mac. I had it. That's what I got. Comparative? It's true. It's true up to be. You got to be blacked out for McDonald's. The Big Mac. I had it. That's what I got. Comparative?

It's true. Like, it's true. Yeah. It's true. At the end of the day, it is true. The patties are not big enough. No. Well, it's also not designed for sickness.

The rolls are great. I think that's what they tricky is. Like, there's the flavoring in the roll. Yeah. The roll is where it's at. The bread tastes amazing. The bread tastes amazing. Yeah.

Looking back in childhood, you're realizing, oh, it's the the bread the bread tastes amazing yeah looking back as in childhood you're realizing oh it's the bread and the ketchup and like the combo of the sauces yes on the bread yes meat comes in here and there it's not even it's a hint of meat yeah a little speckle the way they make that dog shit chili with a little cinnamon a little meat yeah it's just a good it's a flavored sponge for when you drank too much. Yeah. Quality-wise, In-N-Out's probably top three. Yeah, it's pretty good. It's close to like a real burger.

It's very close. It feels clean. It never gave me any problems. Yeah. There's not any boomsie problems. I did piss out my ass for four days straight, but it had nothing to do with In-N-Out. That happened, yeah, that happened to me. It's part of my sickness. On the way to Vancouver, I of my sickness on the way on the way to vancouver

i had a yogurt on the flight that's insane yeah that's like i'd rather bite the head off a fish i know and eat yogurt on a plane something about the the pressure change and yogurt yeah it's dude i was shooting all right this sounds like one of my fucking lies it definitely wasn't the yogurt what were you guys doing in Vancouver the night before no no this was on the way I had been

so you didn't have a show yet yeah this is open for change there was no booze yeah there was no booze on the way I had a sausage egg and cheese and I had a yogurt

alright the sausage dude let me say the sausage egg and cheese is doing the heavy lifting I don't know I don't know how many people

have experienced this type of shit. This is crazy. But it's the one that, like, it's like you can feel it expanding on the way out. Yeah. Like, it's like, you know that insulation they spray that, like, foams up? Yeah, the foam. Yeah, yeah. It was like that.

Yeah. Where it was just, like, as it was coming out of my ass i could hear it like just like popping oh my god on the jet you blew up shane's jet i i took a shit on the i took a shit on the plane let me tell you something nobody in secret nobody surprised nobody was in any of the wiser yeah it was an emergency dump. That's also the nice part about a foam insulation dump. It seals off exits. There's no leaks. Yeah.

It came right out. Plus, the toilet on the jet is like the drop. It was like a drop hole. Yeah. So you could just hold it open, and it goes right into just... Wait, what, a fork? No, no. You just hold down the flush thing. Oh, oh, oh.

And it never... It's out of your ass and out of the plane in 10 seconds. Smashing some dude in the face. Some dude in Vancouver fishing with his kids. Just gets fucking smoked in the forehead with a 10 pound dump. Yeah. But yeah, it was the forehead with a 10 pound dump. Yeah. But yeah, it was the sausage, egg and cheese, you idiot. No, there's something about the yogurt in there

was also a problem. The probiotics mixed with your sausage, egg and cheese? Yeah, I just think it, yeah, something happened there. Yeah. They didn't mix well. You know, it's the opposite for like when we put something unhealthy into a healthy diet and your body's like, get this fucking thing out of here. I feel like when you, we put something unhealthy into a healthy diet and your body's like,

get this fucking thing out of here. I feel like when you've been eating really unhealthily and then you have something nice, like a yogurt, your body's like, Whoa, what the fuck is this? Whoa,

whoa, whoa. I do feel like my body has gotten to that place where it's like, nothing can settle my stomach. Like a, like a bacon, egg and cheese or sausage, egg and cheese.

Yeah. It's so crazy. It's like sausage, egg and cheese or sausage egg and cheese yeah it's so crazy like sausage egg and cheese and a whiskey and i'll be like oh my god perfect that's doc the doctors doctors will cure constipation with that meal like if you haven't shit in three weeks or like here here's what you eat it's your lunch dude That's a whiskey and a sausage, egg, and cheese. That's my chemotherapy. My butt just burped hearing that. No, you ever have you like, you know, when you're on one of those, one of the runs we've been on where it's just like drinking so much. Yeah.

Traveling so much. And it's just like, and you got the bubble guts and you're not feeling great. Bacon, egg, and cheese or sausage, egg, whiskey yeah right as rain damn what were you drinking on the plane i'm a bloody mary yeah bloody mary's on that fucking way back on the way back we had some bloodies she makes it up for you yeah like we had it was great it was great it's one of the best i've ever had, to be honest with you. I know. They do it right. ATX Bloody Mary.

They got the mix in there. Yeah, they got a nice fucking mix. Yeah. I'm so excited for this game, dude. Delta Lounge. Delta Lounge and ATX. I know everyone. Great bloodies.

I know everyone. There? Yep. I know all three of them now. You are the reason they don't allow you to go in there on a return flight. What do you mean?

Like when you land. Yeah. You're not allowed to go in there. Graham said he's got a fucking, he knows how to get in. He'll just walk past. If they don't check your flight,

he'll take a screenshot of his exit to show him real quick and he'll loop around the, uh, Delta lounge as if he's, instead of going towards baggage claim, he's going this way.

So he makes sure they see the direction he's walking and then he'll jump in and then use his thing and then show an old ticket, which I'm like, dude, to steal a sandwich, you're going through this fucking, this is insane. Well, it's to get in there on landing right yeah which is go home no i just imagine christian's hiding in the urinal who the fuck wants to just go back to a delta lounge after a flight

not all the time but there there's some times where you know it's like you land and there's who the fuck wants to just go back to a Delta lounge after a flight? Not all the time, but there, there's sometimes where, you know, it's like you land and there's a game on, it's a foot, very football season thing. Yeah.

And a lot of times you do, I will say you land late. Those like small little bars and restaurants are closed. Yeah. TVs aren't fired up. Yeah. That's a good point. All right. I'll take that. i'll take that it's fall only

where we at i gotta pee 45 all right sick i got 43 let's go yeah so it's chris's birthday coming up on saturday birthday big old b day birthday in on Saturday. Birthday. Big old B-Day. Birthday in New Orleans on Super Bowl weekend. You don't think you're gonna get one of these? You're out of your fucking mind. No way. My plan is to take it easy.

Let's all laugh in unison, guys. What a crap of shit. Sunday, I'll get after it.. Sunday, I'll get after it. Game day, I'll get after it. You're going to miss the Post Malone concert on Friday. That's okay.

I'm sad about that, but that's okay. That's going to be great Saturday. What time are you getting in Saturday? Because there's a lot of day stuff going on. I don't know.

There's a lot of Barstool stuff going on Friday, too. I know. I know. All the boys are down there. Gruden. You're going to miss Gruden. Gruden's in town.

Why? He's not going to be there Sunday? Barstool posted up Monday to Sunday. I'm sorry, Saturday to Friday. What, they're leaving Friday? Yeah, most of them aren't sticking around for the game. They just did like a pop-up for all their shows on site, like ESPN would do, I guess.

Wow. Well, I guess. Wow. Well, that would be sad. Yeah, Francis is leaving. Feidelberg's leaving. Big Cat's leaving Saturday. Damn. Will's leaving Saturday. Damn.

You're going to miss a lot of the boys. I'm just putting the fucking... That's a damn shame. Putting a little heat on you right now. Yeah, I mean, it's a lot of heat.

I am starting to sweat. Yeah. You can go to dinner Saturday, Thursday night with your girl. Say, baby, when I get home, we're not doing anything. You're going to nurse my hangover, my black eye. Yeah, dude, it's going to be fucking great. God, I get that. I know.

Come on. I know. I know.. I know. Come on. I know. What are you... Come on. I mean... I'll call her. Let's call her right now. That's just a phone call. I got family down there.

Family down there. Family business, dude. Family business. My dad wants to grab lunch. I got a family thing in New Orleans Friday night. It's crazy they're down there, but I got to get there. No, they're passing through visiting Aunt Sarah. Yeah.

We don't have Aunt Sarah. It doesn't matter. Just found out about her. 23 and me. Got to catch up. Yeah. We got to catch up. Me and Aunt Sarah.

I want to be the first one to about her. 23andMe. Gotta catch up. Yeah. Gotta catch up. Me and then Sarah. I want to be the first one to meet her. I've been to New Orleans, but I've never done the whole thing. So I imagine this is going to be much like a Mardi Gras. I love New Orleans, but I don't really go down to the shit. Yeah, I don't think, you know, I don't think we're going to be in the shit. I think it's like, I think if you were to go to Burr, I don't know. I just remember when I went to Mardi Gras once with my brother, he was like, don't go to Bourbon.

It's not worth going. Yeah. You go to Bourbon Street on an off night. Yeah, of course. And it's as good as it could ever be. Yeah. It's like a mobbed Bourbon Street is just like. I just am at, this is like such a moneymaker.

This is why they were saying Jeffrey Lurie for the Eagles Like a mobbed Bourbon Street is just like. I just, this is like such a moneymaker. This is why they were saying Jeffrey Lurie for the Eagles is considering putting a roof over the link so we can host Super Bowls. Why don't they do Super Bowls in the cold? I would love that, but there's just too much. They did one at MetLife, didn't they? There's too much. I mean, look what happened with the NCAA playoff game

with the shooting. Yeah, but that's not because there was a dome. Or the car. No, no, hold on. I'm saying there's a lot. You got an open-air stadium. Bullets can come in from anywhere i'm saying there's so many moving parts sniper up in the good year blimp like planning and stuff

like that like pushing that a day or two is like so expensive people are buying tickets they're renting houses they're airbnbs the whole city is just you know predicated on that two-day three-day experience so you were the worry would be but it's like there's no out or rain out no no not in philly climate change baby yeah you don't know what are you talking about february 9th you don't think you could snow 30 fucking inches no it certainly can it certainly cannot and 12 inches would be a problem no you get the you get the heaters out there you melt it down all right well i'm just saying tarp down so you're saying outdoor stadiums you could find that aren't vulnerable to dumpings

in february yeah all right seattle okay yeah you could find i agree seattle but i'm saying there's like a there's there is a push because of how much money the city garners for this this whole weekend right events the the fucking foreigners the tourists yeah do you know what i mean like the work i want to push it how much work they're putting into this how like that's why they give them two three years notice it's like get your city in order come up with like things people can do and make money for the city clean up your shit get rid of the fucking you know yeah i don't know do you think they do i wonder how much prep they actually do besides putting just like different colored i mean look at the fucking like the world Cup. Like, they had like the World Cup.

Qatar built like a billion dollar stadium. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know how many people died doing that fucking thing? So people, so Americans can drink a 32 ounce Bud Light, dude. We couldn't even do that.

They outlawed that. I know. I know. That's why people stopped buying tickets. They're like, you can't drink. Yeah, of course you can't drink.

You can't dance. Women can't drive. They can't show their face i'm glad they're doing it in the u.s what the world cup oh yeah yeah philly's got one yeah he's got a big game i think they've got a couple is that where the uh their soccer team plays no no they're good it's gonna be at the link wow really mm-hmm yeah all these games are gonna be in nfl stadiums. That was like, I think, what the NFL was pumped about

is because they're all going to be moving to grass because you can't. Soccer players will not play on turf. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah. So. Well, what's the year, 2026? Something like that, yeah.

All right. I'll get tickets if you want. I'll get fucking blacked out on soccer. Yeah, it'd be fun. Hopefully the U.S. goes deep. I want the U.S. to win so bad. Just so that the women's team has to shut the fuck up. Are they still yapping about something yeah yeah yeah

like why they've been just complaining about how much money they're making the whole time it's a very simple yeah it's not complicated but they don't have other pro teams to play on so like their teams have to take care of like all their health care and stuff you know what I mean? They're not also playing for like man United. Yeah. So they need, they like,

they want like salaries and shit. Yeah. And you know, because the men's team sucks, the women's team gets publicity. The moment the men's team wins the world cup, everyone's going to go, who the women play this.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Get on your airline uniform you're now a sky pig yeah yeah it's gonna be over yeah i mean even the wmba like it's like dude no one's buying tickets no one's buying your jerseys i'm not nobody but it's not enough to warrant the priceNBA, like, it's like, dude, no one's buying tickets. No one's buying your jerseys. I'm not nobody, but it's not enough to warrant the price gauge, you know, gouge. It's like... I also do think, like, they got to start putting, like, they really got to start making a push for soccer for America to be the best. I think it's as important as the space race.

Wow. Just to bring back some positive American vibes. Well, why don't we just fake it like the moon landing? That would be sick. Just fake a good team? That would be sick. If anyone could do it, Trump could fake it. How great the team's doing.

No, we won. Yeah. Yeah. We got blown up by 30. Yeah, but it's just like they cheated. Yeah, doesn't matter. They cheated. We actually won that game.

We won. Yeah. We're going on to the next round. Yeah, it doesn't matter. They cheated. We actually won that game. We won. We're going on to the next round. Yeah. Make the gold medal. Executive order. Executive order. U.S. wins World Cup.

The girls can piss off now. I wonder if they might get hit in the DEI, the DEI purge. There's no more women's national soccer team That's what they said Elon Musk The DEI effect is what they're saying With the Blackhawk Dyke Yeah yeah they were I really liked how close that was to Blackhawk

That's my point Blackhawk Dyke instead of Black Hawk Down. It's a porn, you know, it's a lesbian porn. They make a movie about it like Zero Dark Thirty. Yeah. Mohawk Dyke.

Mohawk Dyke. Come on. That's fun. Last of the Dykes. All right, man. But shout out, you know, more apologies and sympathies go out to the people on the planet. alright man well but shout out you know

more apologies and sympathies go out to the people on the planet yeah of course alright it sucks I feel even worse

for the the kid who died in the Philly crash he got like life-saving surgery and then they just went right down I don't know if you saw this story but they

they flew up from mexico are you kidding yeah did you see that i have photos i'm i like i don't know dude i i'm sorry but it made me laugh thinking of just the kid is like in a gurney on the plane and the whole family's like we did they're still flying private out of torresdale just yeah oh god yeah it was like two doctors two nurses did you see did you see did you see the speed it's so bad did you see the speed this thing goes down yeah it's the fireball starts very high and goes yeah yeah like it's a rocket dude there's i got photos of like this i got photos from sent from detectives i have like behind the scenes of just like feet like in the street.

There's like a rib cage that got thrown through this dude's window. It's just like sitting up like a plate of lasagna. Just gets thrown through the window of fucking. That's a bummer. That's a bummer. Did you sit down and eat? Saying a rib cage gets

thrown. This might be one of the worst sentences I've ever heard that is so funny dude I thought the same thing that kid and the whole family just grabbing each other's hand like I can't believe it, it all worked out

I told you I told you it would work out I told you it would work out, huh? Yeah. I told you it'd work out. We found the heart. Yeah. Yeah.

God, how many moving pieces had to happen? Yeah. And then some DEI pilot. And it's like, you know, they're up from wherever and just going like, America really is the greatest country in the world. And they crashed in the worst place on Earth. It really is. It's such a dump. Landing in what, Mayfair? Yeah, Mayfair.

I mean, it's just fucking hell. People are like, yeah, what the fuck, dude? Oh, my God. All right, well, RIP. Yeah. Once again, our stories go out to the families Affected by those disasters

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