Stuff Island - Going For a Drive - Stuff Island #200

Episode Date: September 3, 2025

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it's like when you see a dude who was an absolute pillhead drunk in high school and then you go to a wedding and you haven't seen him in years and he's got this one fucking move and you're like dude it's like what you did for uh the yg summer they did the charleston yeah that took and you slept on that for because it doesn't take that long but it's like it doesn't but you have to do it 30 or 40 minutes yeah you get a little quiet time little privacy you can you can learn a lot yeah dude yeah you handled the charleston the way i handled the SATs i just ignored it a hundred for eight of the 12 months yeah and then i would just pepper in a couple things and still not give a

shit that's yeah the SATs was just like doing analogies and being like i got this yeah going over to the math for five minutes and being like yeah there's this one to analogies this one dude my algorithm was fucked for months this is probably a year and a half ago two years ago where i just like i clicked on this one girl who does dances she walks into her living room and she does like a modern dance or like an old school like club dance yeah and then this is the most captivating thing in the world because she's cute but it makes her hot when she nails it of course of course the level of like if you're a good dancer you're fucking you go from a five to a 12 a 100% it is and she's like modest about her looks and her

dance and she's doing it in her living room it kind of looks like this with like plants in the corner and she just bolts in like Tom Cruise sliding in with the fuck and then just rips it out just ripping every culture's dance 100% and the whole time I can't stop clicking so my algorithm was just all people doing

dances dude it's got to be what those like birds see when they like the one starts dancing yeah yeah yeah like the birds of paradise once they start doing the moves they got to be like holy mackerel yeah have my birds of five take my bird meat dude

that was what was the what was the big show on National Geographic or Planet Earth where the dude would dig out like a he would dig out a hole yeah

he would get little clear a dance floor he would clear a dance floor in between a few trees he would sweep up he'd clean the fucking kitchen essentially he would make his bed somewhere else

because he knows he's gonna fuck whatever broad gets to see this dance and then nail it. Well, what's wild is the other one that did like

the James Brown thing where it had like the three other birds that were going like and it would be like sliding around and jumping over them and we call those

black up singers black up singers is funny yes it is Tom all right it is I thought it was good I like a play on words sometimes

this is one of those crazy things where this this Mike never moves but it can come off yeah i'm in this whole set up i can screw it i can screw it all the way on yeah and then three days later it'll fall off having not moved yeah it's a screw how is it possible yeah well it's possible because we're yanking on it hung over but it and anxious every goddamn morning if it never does a full revolution you ever watch a regular podcast that isn't two fucking

maniacs they don't touch the mic no and the whole time i'm just it's ringing through your fucking earbuds it's a stand-up it's a stand-up uh thing you know you gotta it helps you find yourself a little shake of our drinks the rattle the bag of cocaine in my jeans too much movement you just have to you've got cocaine that's been hardened into a key jingling then you got dudes that have been doing stand-up for 30 years and you record them and their mic is right here yeah this one it's like And they stare at you through, like, a gap in the polls. And don't move.

They don't move the whole fucking time. I might change to this. You've been to stand up for 30 years. This is how you think this is okay. Actually, this setup I kind of like. I like it too, actually. But I, this is the camera over here. This feels good, yeah.

Yeah. Top camera. NPR it. You got an NPR it like there's no, there's no, because they're shifting through papers. They're reading, they're reading stuff that no one cares about. I do. I always wish I could be one of those.

You got to go down here and talk about things that no one cares. about yeah this is the angle this is the goal right here it's got to be great to be one of those people who's like the greatest interviewer of all time but you you know you're just asking someone else questions yeah you never have to say an idea all right you just research name a few Terry gross Terry gross incredible great voice I wonder if she's she's still doing it I don't know she has to have retired right now dude Who's the other guy that got in trouble in the big black room in the table? You know what I'm talking about.

Who's the fucking... Well, this is what Mark Barron did, where, like, he just asked interesting questions to people that had no... It's like Howard Stern was the first of my generation, where he would ask questions to, like, celebrities where they never got asked that. because they're always on tour and promotional tours. Tell me about this role you have. What's that movie about? Wow. And then someone goes, what was your mom like?

And people were like, what? Yeah, yeah. This guy's incredible. He's asking the hard stuff. But he was also so good at finding a thing because he would only ask that. And then they'd be like, oh, well, she, like, touched me a lot in a weird way. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How? Yeah. Get on the Sibian.

Show me. Why do you shake and squirt on my nut rider? Let me see what that's like. Yeah. Well, there was a balance. To your point, and I agree, it's just like just being a normal person, which is hard. Because, like, in comedy, a lot of these maniacs and sociopaths we hang out with, it's like they're not willing to be vulnerable and open up about anything. Yeah, I also feel like Howard Stern had kind of the sweet spot.

And maybe this is looking back on that with rose-colored glasses. but it's like... It's when he wore. You could literally... True. You could... It was like, it was such an early time,

I feel like, where you could go like, do you have a penis? And people would be like, whoa, dude, he's really outside the box. And he's like, do you use that penis

to have sex with women? Yeah. And they'd be like, yeah. And then all, he'd be like breaking new ground. Dude, if you made me do four hours

of morning radio, I would be asking the wildest shit. Yeah. that's also kind of a fun thing I feel like everyone had sort of the dream of being just like late night radio guy yeah just saying fucking whatever yeah and going nuts I did a uh I did a radio interview yesterday on the on the phone for a big sky comedy festival in Montana really yeah so the are you going back yeah I'm gonna go back at some point I don't know if it's going to be this yeah summer but they asked me just to close the show out last summer we were doing tires yeah But I would love to. It's fun as fuck. I bet. And the creators of the festival were just, they're promoting.

They're trying to get people to understand that like you're getting a hodgepodge of like really good comedians. The industry that shows up is fucking unbelievable. Yeah. Outside of Montreal Comedy Festival, like they had legitimate agencies. Yeah. Management. I got management through there. I got, I got, that's how we got ducco proper, essentially.

Yeah. You know, where, where would you want to go? Montreal or fucking Montana. Yeah. Montana, shoot guns, ride horses, and fucking other comic. Nobody ever knows. Didn't your roommate try to fuck you? Yeah, well.

In his sleep. Yeah, Tony Baker. Yeah, that's actually what won me in the competition. I told you that story, right? Yeah, yeah. It was the finals. Tony fucking ripped. He went like third.

There was only eight in the theater. And I went like sixth or something like that. and I had a really great set but it was like neck and neck and then I had like three minutes or four minutes left and I had one joke in mind and I told the story of Tony Baker having night terrors and scaring

the fuck out of me and that sold it because everybody knew that it came just happened just happened yeah yeah and he still texts me every year or so going you still owe me you owe me half of that purse because it was like four grand

he's like you know Tommy where's my cut dude it is fucked up to win a comedy competition be like you should have seen what this guy did yeah yeah this guy was so funny last night the guy's in second place the second place guy I won because of his actual behaviors oh my god but anyway I did this fucking radio show and it was like exactly it doesn't change dude it's always some you know were they good about it they're like make you try to do a bit no he was great but it's just the you know hey we're here was a legendary Tommy, Tommy, you got a lot of stuff going on. It's like that voice you, I haven't listened to radio in a long time.

Yeah. And it seems like a bit. That's the bit. When you hear somebody talking like that and it disarms you and you're just like, yeah, stop, thanks. And it's all Tommy, just keep in mind, don't curse. We're here. It's 10 o'clock here mountain time.

A bunch of uncomfortable comments coming out of like a t-shirt cannon. Yeah. But they're going real slow. They're not flowing it. And it is. Every compliment does feel like the t-shirt you get at the game. Where you open it doesn't even have the team's logo on it. It's just like an insurance company.

What the fuck was this? Yeah, dude, it was a struggle. And it was the first person. It was like 10 o'clock in the morning. Oh, my underwear. Pacing like a lion talking to some fucking Montana radio station. Just looking around your apartment at chores you have to do? Yeah.

And my dog's like, yeah. hitting this rubber ball against the wall. Dude, I need, like, for phone calls, I need, like, horse blinders. Yeah. Because if I see one thing, I'll get distracted. Someone will be telling me, like, important information on the phone,

and I'll see just, like, just toothpaste in the sink and start cleaning it. Yeah. You see dishes and you start doing them. It's funny, because I feel the opposite, but you're exactly right, because I'm... Filling up a Britta. I need to move.

Yeah. What I should do is throw an eye mask on and just lay down like a fucking psychopath and focus in on their questions. Just imagine being in studio. Yeah. I'm here with you. It's very Indian reservation of Montana.

Oh, man. And as soon as I say something, I start thinking about, I start immediately replaying what I just said. Yeah, you're ruminating the entire time. And they're talking, and then I'm... Yeah. What? Yeah.

So what else is up? And you're just like, nothing, man. Yeah. Just trying to figure things out. You know what I mean? Because look, you can't curse, you can't be interesting. All they're doing is promoting their, their festival. I don't care.

They don't care. When I drop my fucking Instagram handle, things are going to pop off? Just people crashing on the highway listening to the, they got to put your information in. Who gives this shit? Yeah. You should, you should give your Instagram handle and then your full phone number. See if anyone calls. Just to test the waters.

No. I'm too close to suicide as it is, dude. That would fucking... Just get done with it and look at... Yeah. Just wait. Nobody. Nobody.

It's just the one guy you already have in your phone who's the guy who set it up and goes, that was good. Thanks for doing it. That was good. Oh, man. Damn, I wish I had the balls to do something like that. do radio and give out as much deeply personal information as possible and see if anyone even

hears it that's a good move yeah how we're so security number oh fuck i wish we did this pod before the call is there i said what are you up to tom don't be afraid to name drop we've heard you've been doing tires with shane gillis was who it i'm like my mom just got her knee replaced yeah my dad's kidney's gone i haven't seen my brother in seven years you just started listening eight seven three 91 2524 just keep putting your pepper in your phone off if you want to talk me about this before i kill myself two one two four answer every question with the detail yeah on my instagram live i usually just jerk jerk myself off to a candlelight yeah 32 low meadow lane that is a great fucking move when you're at your wits end give me your ad you get fucking

Docs in yourself so much because you need someone to reach out to show they care. Insulting the program. It's showing moles and stuff. Oh, the next morning you go to get the paper and someone's like, fag it!

Oh, man. How you doing, bud? I'm there good. You know what I did today? You know what I did today? I drove around. That's nice. I just went for a drive.

By yourself? Yeah. Has to be by yourself. Yeah, you drive around by yourself and you go, what a great town. A drive around with your lady, stay in the living room. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. What's the point of wasting gas? Right, right.

It's going to be the same fucking hassle. It's true. Why are we moving? It's the same thing. We're wasting gas. I'm squinting into the fucking sun. And I'm in a neighborhood I don't know. and I still have to hear your fucking mouth.

Yeah. Let me just go for a drive. I got to get something. Dude. What are you getting? Audio equipment from the podcast. Make something up. Oh, dude.

I got to go to Best Buy in fucking Buda. Yeah, yeah. They have this one specific ingredient. Drive through hours. Take Tim Butterley, pick up another bike. Make it up going, Tim's got a second bike in fucking Dallas. He needs to pick up. Dude, it took me a while to build the courage to really start

driving around to yeah i drove by that my the house a couple times i like this i like this oh that's slowly yeah yeah yeah yeah the leash got a little longer it's like when you're afraid to unhunk your dog dude i never do it enough even in a dog park with fences you yeah yeah is she gonna come back i really was i was like what if i go too far yeah and i can't come back and it's a really long drive back and then i eventually was just like fuck it yeah your girl calls you're like what do you want for dinner i'm thinking about making something you're like like, I don't think I'm coming back. Oh, no, dude, she saw, she saw, she saw me drive by.

And I had to be like, I'm just, I'm just going to keep driving. Right. She was like, taking out trash. It was just like, dude. She went like this. And I had to stop and hold down the window. What a perfect scene in a movie. You've been having trouble with you, girl.

And you just look at, you got the blinds while you're making fucking asparagus. Dude, you just see your husband keep rolling. And then he's going, going, are you okay? I just have to go somewhere. I don't want to ask questions. I was driving a car. It looked like I was like a little kid trying to learn how to ride a bike.

It's so funny. And just moms outside. Can I do another. One more round. One more round. Getting the hang of this thing. Then you're on a highway home. Oh!

Oh! confidence gets the best yeah dude as I got older I like that those were like the memes that really got me because in your 20s and early 30s it's just you're you're a pussy hound

or a party hound you know it doesn't have to be about the women but it ends up being that yeah you just want to go out and have a fucking blast then you get older and only you want his peace I just want

you know and the memes are like what she thinks we're doing you know the memes are like you know Saturday night me and the boys and they think you know it's a hacky shit they think you're at a strip joint 100% throwing bills on some fat-titted fucking you know I almost said it uh and then it's just you and your buddies in the backyard catching fireflies yeah you just got an unopened or you got a fully opened just like 18 pack on your head yeah it's empty and someone's just trying to like make a basket

and it's a great game that's a great game that's a great game it fully is just retarded just crap into a Burger King

hat and then you go home like how was it tonight and you're like it was fine I had the best time in my life but yeah

it was amazing and you're completely shit-faced yeah you look every bit the part of someone who's been up to just absolutely know mayhem yeah you're exhausted from having a good time that's what happened your hair's all fussed up because of the fucking the 18 bag that's been on there's a handprint on your face from your boy missing a high five they think it's sex that's what happened with bardley dude the windows were down i was so exhausted from just the the ride itself then we had a blast

so the first three hours were in the same car in my truck and the back way down all my windows are down my hair's all fucked up yeah and i walk in there like i've been tailgating at a fucking eagle's game you know i'm wet for some reason just windows just sweat my dick off yeah then i'm like i got in a shower can't really talk that's exactly what happens after you fuck a stripper shower and you don't want to talk to your girl. Maybe give me a minute. I got to shower. I'm very dirty. You got to do a bird bath because, you know, you got some other pig stink

on you? Of course. Yeah. And you were literally like in a motorcycle shop like trying trying on like fresh leather jackets. So you smell nice. Yes. We were in the leather shop. Why do you smell like fresh leather? I was in a

motorcycle shop. Was it her purse? Yeah, yeah. She wealthy? I was in a motorcycle shop and fucking Buddha. You almost have to wear a GoPro in your fucking forehead. They shut them the fuck up. It's true. Body cam footage. Yeah.

Here's a montage of what I went through. If you can make it all the way through here, you can't say a fucking word. The rest of the time, I go for a drive. They'll never make it. Dude, body cam. I was watching some funny body cam footage with Shane the other day where there was like, just more cops getting called places and they got called to this

this lady's house and this lady was like he hit me he threw me down and he choked me and she's totally fine she's just in a big t-shirt obviously just like day drinking some trailer park yeah the guy comes out he's fucked up

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but like he obviously didn't do anything to her she was just attacking yeah dude and then they go out she's still leaning on the car because like at one point they both came outside and she immediately tried to attack him again like in front of the cops so they were like they were like a dog in a mailman yeah dude they forget for a second like yeah dude she literally so she's standing on the car like she's standing on the car like this and they're like uh i mean he you don't have any like yeah injuries no marks on you at all and he's like completely fucked up and she's like well i just i'm just gonna say well you know when i've had enough it's enough like well we're gonna take you to jail because like we call the

mom and none of she didn't corroborate your story at all and yeah we gotta take you jail and she's just like fine she turns around it she turns around to get a hair and cuffed and the back of her t-shirt says bad day to be a twisted thee on it twisted what a twisted tea and it's just like a crushed twisted tea it was and this was like a nine-minute video it was the ultimate reveal at the end just in big yellow letters bad day to be a Twisted T. I'll tell you what, man.

It was the funniest thing. If I had any ownership of Twisted T, I would say, look, you're living in a trailer park. How much would it cost to buy the rights to all of this Cops clip? 100%.

That is the best advertisement ever. I've ever seen. Dude, it's literally like those old Toyota commercials where it gets like, picked up in a hurricane and like slam to the ground and rolls over and drives off

and they're like it's fine oh my god it's in Tacoma yeah it's that but for Twisted Tee damn just a ratchet trailer park trash just fucking avoiding the rest

wearing beer merch it's so funny dude yeah just trying to get out of going to jail with a bad day to be a twisted t-shirt it's so funny it's so funny and it was also like up into that point I didn't even know that t-shirt existed

yeah they probably had to discontinue it dude imagine buying that shirt yeah imagine you think she bought it type of one of the pizza fucking of her husband you think she's she shelling out on a boardwalk true true just forgot to shower for a couple days It just appeared

Just grew out of her skin Yeah, that's not the type of girl that goes They don't have mine in X-L What's the size on the mannequin? What's the mannequin side? Can I check it? I want that one. Oh.

How great is that feeling, though? When you find something you really want to buy You're out of your size? You start mannequin shopping. Oh, just rip it off the mannequin. Oh, yeah, and then you reach up, you flip it off that fucking the back and it's your size.

And you're going to go find that fucking 22 year old moron and go that's my size I don't think this has ever happened to me Oh my God Maybe with shoes I've asked so many times They don't have shoes on mannequins

Yeah they do We're wearing a fucking a story Yeah like a foot locker They'll have like an upside down foot or something Or yeah they'll just have like a It'll be just the foot You know they'll have shoes And it'll be like just

It'll be just from here down It'll be like a leg with a foot You've gotten sneakers off a mannequin? And you're busting my fucking tits? I'm not busting your tits. I'm just saying it never happened to me. All right, well, fucking

do you take the mannequin apart and do you take the arms off to get the shirt off? No, I peel off the back of the, you know, where the tag is and if it's my size. But aren't their arms like? Yeah, it's already locked in. And you got to, when you stretch the neck, you got to like take the arms

off and the head off and then. I tell, I tell them. No, they twist the fucking torso off or they slide the whole thing. Yes, get it off in it. This is my point. It's very rare when it happens, but it's such a fucking get. It's such a get. Dude, oh, just

on the boardwalk. Just spinning a mannequin's top off. This is 150% Italian shirt. And with my brain, I'd have to micromanage it. Yeah, you're watching.

Watch, watch. You're ripping the side. You're ripping the side. stretching it out. Now it's not an X-O. Christ. No, take the arms off first. I can't turn it without the arms on it.

I don't have leverage. Just talking to some method. How do you take a shirt off? Leave one arm on. Imagine that's your body. How would you take the shirt off? The one arm's knocking over other mannequins. She's got dipping dots and cocaine flowing down her hairy fucking Greek beard.

I got to give it up to dipping dots for sticking around as long as they have. Yeah? Yeah. because they should have been done well there's dipping dots there's other companies that i that i've seen doing dots doing dots they're dipping they're dipping in dot no i've only seen you see what i don't know what the name of the company was i don't think so i think i came across the notion there's a whole fucking second company josh google it who else is making ice cream dots dude we're talking about a Coca-Cola Pepsi situation no way yeah unless there's a patent the on that process i know the

balls of duplicating ice cream balls uh yeah yeah when you saw what happened to dipping dots because dip and dots dip and dots got hit with a buzz saw dude it was in every arena for like three years and then just disappeared yeah and now it's exclusively minor league ballparks yeah that's because it takes 10 minutes to get to your seat in an arena and by the time you got you got soup you have fucking rainbow soup. Yeah. Dipitats ain't less than long.

It was also like it was a thing that to me only made sense at the turn of the century. It's called itty bitties. Itty bitties. That's it. Itty bitties? Yeah.

Idiotis is popping off. I don't see better name. Ocean City in New Jersey. Or mini melts? No, itty bitties is right. Itty bitties is also, my lady says that when I get mad at her. She condescends me.

She goes, oh, did I hurt your itty bitties? And I go, oh, I'm going to fuck. Whoa. Oh, mama. She'd make it fun of your lady parts? Yeah, I got small balls. I got small balls. Yeah, I got Irish balls.

Yeah, my balls are high and tight. Itty bit. Did I hurt your itty bitties? Yeah. That would drive me nuts. A woman talking to me. I would tell her it's a bad day to be a twisted teeth. I'd turn around.

She'd see that twisted teeth? Do it. that's such a power move you beat the fuck out of your spouse wearing that shirt and then when you have something important the next day or whenever they know

don't fuck with them you see a twisted t t-shirt I'm not going to be on his ass I'll let that guy drive around for a little 100% yeah you got to yeah let things cool off how far do you drive many many miles

is that the fridge is open or something playing with the washing machine game. Did you see that the Vikings got a male cheerleader? No, dude, Philly's had a male cheerleader for two years. Are you sure?

Yep. Buddy. My seats are good. The Eagles have had a male cheerleader for at least two years. They may have been the first team. It does seem like something. And he's fucking rules.

He really goes after him. and he's not dressed like a lady he's just uh you know feminine shout out kyle tangay tan gay yeah you joined in 2019 no he's white no it's not the guy there's a white gay cheerleader that i know and love he's wonderful that's him what's his name could be james legate

forget did they're both tan gay and rule legett Tatega and forget? They're so close. I know. They're both so close. I feel like they're so good at what they do. They're fucking with everybody else.

I feel like they group together. Go, let's, let's have some fun here, guys. It's so funny to run into him. Is that a stage name? Tangay and Legate? There's no way. Get the fuck out of my store. Yeah, male cheerleader

Yeah, you fucking rules You've seen them, right? You know what, I don't I didn't recall But yeah I believe you It's I never seen them do any like moves

Big tosses Well they don't do Because that's why you need the man On the team for the big toss They should be doing this stuff Like the actual Like college And high school cheerleaders

Or they do tumbles and flips This is These are just all like You know Failed model roles that are athletic to go out with their hot bodies and they do coordinated dances. They're still athletes.

They are. Watch that series on Netflix. It's fucking incredible. They're very fucking good. It's, uh, it is like fake gay friend adjacent. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. Maybe not even adjacent. But it's like,

what are you doing? Yeah. You know, you're taking it like, you're basically telling like all men that you don't want to be friends of them. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like into...

I'm just thinking if one of them named their names, La Jason. La Jason Tanger. La Jason Tango is. I'm sorry. Le Jason Tangay. If I ever became a male cheerleader, that's... La Jason Tange is such a good one.

It's the best gay cheerleader name of all time. Le Jason. The same game. Whatever it is, you got the role. Damn. Shout out to female cheerleers, too. Pretty cool. Well, yeah, they've been doing what they're doing for years.

Just watching some old dude ahead of you, like two rows up, like fucking, you know, peeping them. Yeah. They know what they're doing. It's insane. I like when those dudes get out at, like, on Twitter or Instagram. He's a spy guy hitting like the multiple Zoom He's close enough to the field

True But he's he's filming It's like dude You have the internet Like the live porn aspect of people Is so crazy to me It's bizarre That's like pedophile

That's crazy levels of sexualizing A being Yeah That's like dangerous If you need to videotape someone in public Yeah And I know people that have caught other people people at like coffee shops my buddy i'm gonna say his name was a right is a writer i was writing in like

an la coffee shop and videotape this other old man holding his his phone videotaping like hot young girls waiting in line at a coffee shop just their butts and fucking good in tights lord and like that's his thing that's his fucking thing we've said this many times i've said this many times on here yeah i'm glad i don't have that thing that like that's what gets me off. Yeah. Well, you leave the house.

You know what I mean? Yeah. It helps mitigate a lot of that. Yeah. That's why you have to take long drives to nowhere. Yeah. So you're not videotaping girls and fucking spanks. Exactly.

In a Starbucks. Yeah. You can't be looking at women like that. It's literally the first time you've ever seen like a lion in person. Yeah. You just got out of prison for 50 year burglary charge. Yeah. That, I get.

Yeah. Maybe. Yeah. He's got to be. He's not getting. he's not getting Wi-Fi. They really didn't explore that idea in Shawshank Redemption. It was way before it's time.

The world's gotten and gotten itself in a great big hurry. It's just girls in Spanx. Yeah, Shawshank just had photos of, you know, we said this on the last step. No, I'm saying when they left, though. Yeah. It should have been, when Red killed himself, it should have been because he got filmed.

Videotape. Yeah, some just zooming in on a camcorder. Just girls at a coffee show. He's doing one of those with a blanket over him. They'll be a favor now. Pick up the quarter. Pick up the quarter.

Yeah. Just getting caught by other kids. I'm spending six. Going home and just carving. 60. Yeah. My cum was here. If I make it to a beach

after 60 fucking years, before I see a woman, I'm making a fake woman out of sand and I'm fucking that hole. Yeah. You know, the grit. That's a wild move. The grit.

Make a big fat ass. Yeah. You know, you can put some hair in the back that you can put your hand around. Pump that fucking sand full of... That is the really dangerous thing about learning how to draw.

Yeah. No, what you're doing. Because you can explore some ideas that probably shouldn't be explored. You're right to. Yeah, dark areas. You can really start. Dark areas.

way to investigate your mind yeah what do you think these japs are doing with anime that's what i'm saying it's all sexualization it's ruined a whole island yeah nation good recovery it's very dangerous it's not to be trifled with and get some tropical punch it is the imagination is is the greatest you know that's the greatest that's the greatest that's the greatest beast we have. I know. In terms of the peak of sexualization.

Your imagination is there. But to your point, if you can actually try and recreate what the fuck is going on your mind. I'm fenced in. Yeah, I'm fenced in by reality. Yeah. You know?

Yeah. If you could learn to draw, you really like, it's like drinking and driving. There's a pack of geniuses out there that are making these sex robots. And these are the people we need to make. That's another very difficult.

You spoke recently about the dudes who came up with these torture chambers. Yeah. How do we kill these people? You go to the best of the best. True. How do we come up with this sex robot that makes a little, fucking, there's a little twitch here when you say something they don't like or do like? Dude, imagine being HR for those companies. You think there's HR.

You know? HR is a sex robot. Yeah. Someone's got to, some of these guys be managing the mail and the accounting and stuff. Yeah. It's got a whole big business. you know someone's got to be you know place in orders

for parts and stuff and there's really yeah yeah yeah and someone's got to be you know there's an ice cream taster a dipping dot somebody's got to be nipping dot

sampling the goods you might have to cut that one. Oh my goodness. Not about itty-bitties. Yeah. Nip and dot is too much. Somebody's got to be given

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Boom. Now back to the episode. Yeah. Yeah. What the fuck did I just watch where they were like, they interviewed pedophiles in prison because they're trying to get like the information as a what we can avoid as a society

that doesn't really turn them on. For products. Oh, right. I'm not just, yeah, they're going to always be a fucking animal. yeah they're going to be the first ones to be put like in VR like Lifetime VR it's a great that's also a great fucking test you know it's just like dude we're sending you into the Matrix minds yeah and you're just going to disappear in there damn a sexual VR yeah outside of just straight porn yeah it's an open world situation

like if you yeah because I remember there was a there was a show there was a like a TV thing that I guess it was like just on Netflix or something I don't know there's a DVD called the animatrix and one of the things they did was they would take a machine and because machines couldn't tell the difference between VR and regular life they would like put them through an experience where like other machines attack the machine and the machine became like friends with humans I wonder if you could do that with pedophiles you know yeah if you put them in the headset and then I feel like they're really bad experience with a kid Bring them back. Yeah. And then when they come back to reality, they're kind of off it. You know what I mean? Like, ironically, that's kind of like what's already going on.

Pedophiles are best friends with machines. True. They spend all their day on a machine. True. They're not hanging out with regular people. True. They're trying to find regular people to assault through a machine. It's really, you know, it's her best buddy.

You think they put little dresses on their fucking computer? I bet some do. Do you think they humanized their computer? I bet some do. There's probably some people who are good at drawing that are doing the wrong thing. Really good at drawing. First red flag.

Are you good at drawing? Yeah. How did you learn to draw so good? It's like serial killers when they're just killing vermin. Yeah, yeah. You're killing cats and fucking squirrels. And you're picking up fucking dead raccoons on the side of a road.

Red flags. 100%. Yeah, maybe that is the first thing you do in pedophile prison. Everyone learned to draw. Yeah. Yeah. We're giving everyone a full pack of pencils. Yeah.

And a safe. Yeah. Damn. And you're going to draw your weird things and you're going to... Well, this is what regular... I mean, I've seen enough prison shows. They truly just draw beautiful women. Yeah.

They'll draw their... sense of what a big tit it, you know, perfect woman is, and they'll beat off to it. That's wild. So you don't think these petos are just shrinking the size of that woman to a certain size? Going to pound down on their bunk. Oh, my God. I think we need to change subject. Are you horny?

I got to pee. I think we've explored this to a degree I'm not comfortable with. I don't like spending this amount of time imagining someone else's brain you know it's like looking at the sun yeah you can't

you don't you're not with everyone you can't go I wonder what their life is like you know you can't go I wonder what their experience is yeah you can't drive by houses and go there's a family that lives in here

You don't want to know the details. Yeah, yeah, I don't, yeah, I don't need to know any more about what's going on inside their head. Yeah, I have like existentialism sometimes when I'm going home and I just like look to the right. I'll just see like a row of houses. I'm like there's like hundreds of lives that I'll never interact with. Yes. That's a big thing about being in New York. You look at all the buildings and a lot and, you know, most of them are a good chunk of them.

or residential. You look at them and you're just like, there's that many fucking people in there? You don't realize it until it's a trash day. Yeah. Trash day is really what hit me. How many fucking humans are in these buildings? Yeah.

And how do they get rid of all that trash? They don't. Yeah, they just throw it in the Big Blue Sea. Yeah. In India, too, yeah. They'll cook something up with it. Don't make gas out of that plastic. Man, it'd be sad.

if someday recycling actually worked they can't they don't want it to they can figure it out I'm conspiracy theorists around that they could figure out how to recycle otherwise they wouldn't be making all this shit I don't know maybe maybe once we start going to Mars they'll figure out recycling we've never been to the moon

Mars buddy regular trips to the moon would be cool too yeah it's built a moon base they just have to they have to prove it they have to do it yeah just do it again yeah go shut the fuck up and all those maniacs have to go on something else it's true it's kind of like what jalen hertz is facing the super bowl you know yeah it's like get back

there i like this this is a good switch let's talk yeah yeah yeah because people still doubting them isn't it fucking crazy people are still doubt him look at his stats dude i know look at his stats since 2021 i just saw joe barrow's dead back to back domination station yeah it's crazy dude this is why i'm not racist. Because sometimes it works out. It gets in the way of rooting for your team. Mall for black

quarterbacks. Is that what you're saying? Yeah. The age of black quarterbacks are back. Yeah. You need one. You do?

I mean, I love Jim. You were watching Hard Knocks with the bills? There was only one episode, and then I went to go watch the second episode. It wasn't out yet. Yeah, it was out last night. Yeah, yeah.

This was two nights ago. And I couldn't believe it. I thought I always came out on, like, Fridays. No, I think it's Sundays. Yeah, or Monday. Monday now? I don't know. I think it's Sunday if you have the actual app,

if you stream it through something else. It comes later? Yeah, a day later. I don't fucking know. But either way to check out, it's great. I love the first episode. The first episode was great. Big fan of the whole organization.

I know. I love the whole team. Every one of them. Yeah. This is like when I talk to another football fan. and of course you're going to hate eagles dominating but people are the first thing they say it's a great team yep i love all the personalities

yeah there's only one or two cunts i love that they go to a couple villains and the villains aren't even real villains no even the villains are good yeah good boys they're all good boys i know and you go to like uh you go to they're going to that little college for camp and they're great i fucking love that they're sleeping in bunks i know you see the inside of their rooms and you're like all you can think about is like sex with some fucking odd shaped lady you don't get that I'm sure yeah I'm sure that's what they're thinking

too yes for a hundred percent yeah they just got out of college yes yeah the fucking carpet smells like bleach the cum not cleaning it's gotta feel good I've always wanted to do that I've always wanted to go to like a training camp

like an MLB training camp or you've never been to a training camp no I told you my Yuki Washington story I don't know if you did. Yeah. Yuki Washington was my hero growing up. He was just a newscaster.

Yeah. So I loved him. And my dad took us up to the training camp in like Bethlehem or whatever. Right. And I was like six or seven, maybe eight. And I saw Yuki walk into his car. And I just ran up to him. And I was like, Yuki, he saw my ball.

And he was like, yeah, man. Come follow me. And then you just signed my ball. And I was like, what? I just met Uki Washington Dude it floored me It was like the most beautiful thing I've ever felt At that time

Yuki Washington Uki Washington Pro players and sports Like newscasters Yeah They're neck and neck You're sitting down every day Before Cheers comes on

Or The Simpsons And you're watching Three or four The same people every night They're stars There's stars to you Yeah I don't think I ever met

Like a hero of mine you're talking on I don't think I ever got a chance to meet someone that I was like damn I can't believe not once no not as certainly not as a kid yeah I never once met well that's the juxtaposition because as children

everybody's a hero because you're just on a screen and you think they're from fucking space that's what I'm saying but even that I never got like yeah I never I never met once a person that I was like I can't believe I'm seeing this person person in real life right now. We've talked about this where like,

it's like seeing a teacher on the weekend. Yeah. At the grocery store. True. It just hits you different. You're like, wow. You're a regular person? You're fucking,

you have a bag of lemons? Yeah, you grocery shop? Yeah, you're my history teacher. Yeah. I thought you'd be like, yeah. I thought you'd be like Indiana Jones. Like you leave class and you go like, Archaeology.

Yeah, you're like wrestling back. Yeah. Our next itiner, yeah what's my curriculum for for next week i remember finding out like a teacher was going through like a divorce and i was like yeah that's hot that's a porn category yeah just in class

teacher's crying don't judge me for when i jerk off just chris teacher's crying in class everyone's of age Yeah, I don't know. Dude, we had a, we had like a 75-year-old Spanish teacher who fucked his, fucked a student that was like 15. Whoa.

And everybody's like, you fucked Signor? Oh, my God. What did she look like, though? That's hot. She was ugly. But I mean, like, she's crazy to fuck senior. Ugly in every aspect. Which is like a bag of rice with a fucking horrible egg.

She was a teacher's mom. Or a teacher, a mom was her teacher. And it, like, showed if that makes sense. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like she would wear like, she looked like she was dressing in the 70s. Yes.

She had like the big, I don't know. Like a beehive haircut? Yes. Beehive haircut, like sweaters to school. Yeah. So you don't know what's underneath. You don't know the sweater meat happening. She could be.

Did Signior get in trouble? Yeah. Oh, Signor got, went to prison. It was no point. Oh, all right. So it was a big scandal for Senior. Yeah. I love how you said you wanted to shift gears.

I was trying. He brought up his fucking high school spatterse teacher fucking a 15 year old I think he was going to take a turn I didn't forget how we even got on that subject Why could you just wait three years You know? Oh we were talking about teachers crying

We were talking about meeting celebrities And then we were talking about How you liked the teacher getting divorce And then we were back Yeah It's a big circle dude Then we were back to the dynamic Yeah

It's a sorry guys it's all I was like man I never really I never really met someone that I truly admired as a kid then just jerking off the teacher's crying yeah

I think it's a sexual and it's a humane conundrum for for us as people I don't think I also I never really had any teachers where I was just like damn

and if if if if i saw pictures of when i thought damn yeah like today i'd be like damn yeah what the like horrendous oh yeah but you're going through a lot of emotions where you just go you know this girl's poor girl probably had like daddy issues or like and this fucking scumbach pervert sounds like she was just hanging around school a lot her mom was a teacher yeah the predators are the worst this is why like women get away with it a lot when they're you know predating on fucking 15 year old kids yeah and there's go well she's a hot 25 year old it's like well it's still sadistic and fucking crazy it's definitely weird yeah and we give them a little leeway because as a society it's chauvinistic yeah men are in control men are the

sexual control and then women just happen to be around true but when you get an older woman like a 35 let's say 35 to 16 14 yeah and they're fucking this girl this kid and he's look at the picture of the woman, you're like, damn, he's, he's hot. And you imagine, yeah, if you imagine the kids, like, probably not getting good grades. And he's like, this has got to get me something. Yeah. Yeah. You know?

And he's, he's in the growth period where, like, he's feeling things he shouldn't. She's taking advantage just like this fucking piece of shit. Signor. Signor. She's probably going through. She's 15. So that's, like, 17, 18 as a male. They're way advanced in emotional capacity.

Yeah. so she's locked in going this guy cares for me yeah no one's talking to me all my friends at school all the boys i can't relate to them they're speaking a different language emotionally and then here comes signor and a cape some of those women they get in there they just see a buying her fucking dairy cream with extra butterfinger in the blizzard she's like i couldn't possibly afford this seeing you are coming in for the d-kine Cue cleanup, dude.

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Three steps from the top of the next level. I just walk off a bit and go, that's right. Yeah, yeah. Leave us here for next time. Put it by the front door. Yeah. Then you just start kicking it. What the fuck?

Just kick it back into the house. Yeah. You just forget. You let it all out again. Fuck, put that there. Yeah. You blacked out on this night. All right, boys.

All right. I think we did it. We always do it. No, I got to go act. You're going to be great. On the great, on the great big stage. Man, the lights are going to hit you, and you're going to fucking cower. No, no, 100%.

No, you're not. Yeah. Just call somebody gay. I'm not going to give you. like a big performance do you know podcasting is a million times harder than what you're about to do tonight dude I think

podcasting without script just talking why do you think we're talking about his fucking signior harping a 15 year old I'm not it's not a matter of difficulty it's a matter of like embarrassment you know what I mean

yeah that I get I'd rather someone read my texts yeah show me rage yeah no yeah It's so true

Also it's like what for Like what's the price Yeah I feel like how gross you feel doing a self tape And that's like to get on a movie or a show Oh my God Doing this for 25 30 202 year olds Oh my God

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