Stuff Island - Jelly Pools - Stuff Island #176

Episode Date: March 19, 2025

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Because she won't hold on we can start on this. My buddy sent me this. Do you know how we have a hard time saying wig? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, because it's associates with negative connotation of black people. It's white guys assimilating to the black culture. But Lisa Ling does a study on this whole entire population in China with the Uyghurs. The Uyghurs are getting exterminated. I said we had to protect them in a previous episode. There needs to be a Uyghur reservation. We got to fence them off and let them breed and keep them alive. Tell it to President G. It's a small community of migrants in a neighborhood not too far. Listen to Lisa Lang. We just can't come from a center. It's called Weger's Stand.

Because I don't know about the rest of the world. I don't know about the rest of the world. No. Yes, dude. Oh, but did they put this over footage and just wipe it out? Yeah. They're Turks. Oh, when I talk about the life, did you mean like, you want to tell them?

No, it's truly in, they call it Weger's Stand. No, no, no Yes, yes, I believe it's true No, no, no, no She's talking about Wegerstan Which is also funny It caught me there for a second A little population

Lisa Ling's recovery Just a fence and border of wigs and Turkey The white dude crippled while he got me Oh just a fenced in border of wigs and Not even doing it right Red hair with gel bangs and a high fucking fade. Oh man That fucking got me. I gotta be honest. I wouldn't have even known that was bad word unless you guys told me about it Oh, yeah, I mean I still have friends that say like hard R and it's like yo, I mean. With the W though, I mean, it undoes the R.

It's still a blade Chris. It's the counter bounces. Yeah, maybe you're not sharpening this much but it's got a final finish that fucking kills. I don't know if you scramble the letters a little bit it'd be a little easier. Just put a different letter on it, you know? I don't know if you, if you like, if you somehow made the W word worse than the N word, like more offensive. Yeah. No, but if you take a little, that's a compliment to them. That's what they want. I know. It's like the wig's dream. I know. Is to get knight nighted dude. There's some similarities There's some similarities just study with a giant Newport 100

Yeah, I reached my final form door I mean they probably don't like it all the time. It probably depends on the star jacket over shoulders He's the prince of the wigs. The Weegers. Weegers, Stan. I mean, they are the greatest people to hang around with, if you do know one from home still. Yeah.

I mean, Connecticut probably doesn't have too many. You've got to go to Stanford to find the Weegs, right? Yeah, yeah. They find their way. Yeah, they're like, I mean, they are rats. Yeah, I was going to say. There's holes in every grape. It's like Black Plague, except they ride ferrets and stuff.

Yeah, yeah. It's bubonic plague. They just float in Newport boxes across the state lines, too. I can't do two Newport jokes in a row but I've been sweating. I went for a run in my neighborhood today. No, and I can't stop sweat Just you internal temp is flying. Yeah. Yeah, cuz I've ever ran in a while. Have you been just walking around fast? Yeah, I walk fast in my pot She's got fucking wheels She's the fastest dog I've ever and you know her weird body shape

Yeah, it's almost like an Italian Greyhound that like slight arch. Yeah in the back We bought her a onesie to protect her self from biting on the stitches How are the pajamas and it fits her like it's like fucking? It's like a what's-his-face-from-a-simpson's like fucking, what's his face from The Simpsons? Like, yeah, spit it out. It's like she, her body is just like manly and weird. Yeah, she wants to get out of it. Well, she doesn't know, it doesn't fit.

She has to go to a dog tailor to get like a, an actual onesie, dude. I gotta think of an Italian dog tailor. Because her paws come out of the holes and it's like cuz she shifts around it's all Discombobulated because her fucking body is weird. It is weird that they don't just settle into the jacket You know she settled in. Yeah, she is. It's just it's the lack of is it too big or too small It's both somehow. I'm telling you dude She's got a hunchback like Notre Dame and like a fucking she like so it's all stretched out up here and then bagging around The ass and her at her ass. She's like the Grim Reaper

It's all over the place and she's not eating cuz you know the antibiotics suppresses your hunger and So yeah, I'm sorry. She just sleeps for 18 hours a day good. Yeah Yeah. Get some rest. Get some rest. Yeah. My girl's going to New Orleans in a couple days, so I got to watch her do shows and bop back, make sure she didn't fucking chew her pussy out. Bleed out all of my fucking, that poodle story

from last week, man. That fucked me up. Yeah, that was crazy. I didn't even tell my girl that story because I was afraid that was, you can't put that in her head. She wouldn't let me do this podcast. She was like, we're just going to watch her all day. She would freak out.

We went out to dinner once or twice and she bought this app to watch your animal live because her cone is safe. But her cone can't get in the cage that she used to nap in as a puppy. So we just have to let her out for the first time. And we just close the bedroom door and she sleeps with the cone on. But when she's with us, we put on the onesie and she can relieve herself from the cone. But now she's so used to everything,

she just like gladly gets in the mall. She's very good about it. That's nice. But she's too frightened to let her go, you know, for us to go get dinner. Yeah. So she props up a fucking laptop, stares directly into the, and we're just eating dinner for an hour and a half and she's going, oh, look at her. I don't like that. Put the fucking phone down. Dude. That's like check in every like 40 minutes. You know what I mean? As much as I like the idea of being able to check in on your pet,

I do not like in-home surveillance. No, it's very strange. It's full, yeah, yeah. Because I don't trust her to, you know what I mean, abide by the rules of... Abide by the law. The law is, they're fucking dogs. Yeah, and you can only look at it if you're looking at dog material. You can't just watch what I'm doing. Yeah You bought the app

Yeah, yeah, you cannot cannot be doing that she's just logging all my masturbation sessions in the bathroom Yeah, dude, I'm pretending. I'm like hurt from Chinese food That's every I feel like every girl. Yeah, every girl wants the cameras in the house. It's Patriot Act stuff. Yeah. Yeah. It is, it's full Patriot Act. Nice try, Diddy. Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, it's adorable to check in on her, but like, I would love, yeah. It's like bringing your parent in from like surgery, or like when your old parent finally has to live there, it's like your whole, our whole world is fucked for 10 to 14 days because our dog is Yeah, you got her new uterus removed. Oh, you can't do anything. You can't go to the gym is a problem Yeah, so then it's a conversation. Well, you left last time and I got to do this and I got to do that and they get a

It's like well, I can't say that I gotta do that and they get a like So it's like shows and gym that's all I gotta get the fuck out of the house for everything else you gotta be bad everything else Yeah, you're just locked landlocked and she's drugged up. So she only walks like a block Yeah shit, and I might as well pull it out of her asshole cuz she's not eating. Oh She's just little worms coming out and some work No, but it's she's she's no if it's out. Some worms. No, but it's strange. She's no, it's a final, finally a nugget, but you know, this girl was shit and fucking horse dumps.

So it's weird to go. She hasn't gone in a day, you know, and I'm feeding her. She loves green beans. So I'm just tossing green beans directly. That's how she wakes up. I just fucking launch a green bean. Well, that's the weirdest thing of dogs and vegetables. Yeah, can they even digest that?

Yeah, I looked it up. I don't think they can. No, they can. Yeah, they can. Really? And it makes sense because she likes eating grass and shit because she's still only 10 months. Yeah.

Eat a raw green bean without any flavor on it. It's just grass. I thought it was like a bad sign if they're eating grass. It's like it is They're hungry. Yeah, and she just got done surgery. So she's like you go out for one walk She's just launching on every piece of grass But we got to get her shoot out a little fucking turd that's been sitting there and you know Two months the grass turds you got to start. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah., yeah Yeah, you do like that. What if that insemination is with horses? Yeah Don't they do something? No, you put a bag. Like a birthing glove or something. I think it's just a fucking rubber glove

I think dude just grabs a pile of sperm shoves it right in her pussy I've only beat off to it twice. I don't know exactly About yeah, yeah how it works. Yeah, yeah, he moved on too quick. Yeah much of them. I'm having a lady horse being so unattractive or unlikable that a regular male horse won't fuck it So you just gotta get the vet just go in there plumber full of fucking juice, dude. I think it's like You don't pay the money what first? No, I think they just have a hard time like I think like horses want to be free and when they're in the pen They're like, I'm not fucking wow, man. That's a fucking

For everything we've been trying to skirt around we're just horses that want to be free dude. Yeah, I think they get mad I just want to run around Yeah, I think they get mad. I think they get mad. I just want to run around with my friends. It's not that I don't love you. I just got to run wild on a beach. Yeah, I think it affects their ability to fuck. Yeah, true. It's so funny to think horses have our same issues. Yeah, it doesn't matter how hot the horse in the pen is.

Yeah. Somebody's tired of fucking it. It's an uncle horse thing to say. Yeah, she's beautiful now, but you're going to be tired of fucking it later. I know that. I feel like a lot of animals have like trouble fucking in captivity. Mm hmm. Yeah. I feel like humans are the only ones who don't have a hard time fucking in prison. Yeah, 100 percent.

That's male on male. Yeah, they'll do whatever. Yeah. I mean, how long did it take for us to get the panda bear? I think the panda boy's back. Yeah, I think I like I've always I like the way the panda looks, but I think. Aesthetics, ten out of ten. Yeah, but I think I think it's almost time to let the panda go the panda doesn't want to exist anymore Yeah, they're like they're bad parent apparently like they're they're not even they can't even digest bamboo, but it's all they eat

That so they have to eat like six million pounds. Yeah, boo. Yeah, it's like it's dogs and grass koalas. Yeah Koalas and sloths they just eat stuff that doesn't provide enough energy for them to do anything So they sleep all day reminds me of a lot of our culture certain groups Sloth eats like a fermented thing or it like takes so long to digest it ferments and they get drunk on whatever they're eating That's why they're like slow moving. Yeah, what's the animal? It's got to eat like rocks and shit So it chews up the grass because they don't have a digestive

Enzyme that breaks down there is an animal that eats something like that. Yeah So when they move it chews up the grass grinds it up. Yeah Like they don't have molars or something, but they do eat grass. Yeah Fuck i've seen this documentary too. Yeah God damn it. It might be the sloth. Dude, that video of the sloth getting picked off on a tree. See, that's the animal that's trying to survive. If the panda was eating rocks to grind up the bamboo, I'd say we gotta help this guy out. Give another hundred years.

But I think they eat their own babies. I think they're just like, they don't fucking... They don't care. Yeah, they're fat and unemployed. They're terrible parents and there's just been humans that have been like, this animal looks so good, let's keep it alive. Yeah. Well, the Asian culture specifically is obsessed with like things that look cute, like cute animals, you know what I mean? Yeah.

That's why all the purses are like panda bear faces. Yeah, yeah, Kuro-opi. Yeah. So they save things that should have gone a long time going to stick a long time ago She says like it's adorable. You know what I mean, and then they sexualize it and then that's when I tune in Stage of development just wait. Yeah, I wait till they sexualize something. Yeah, let's get these pandas fucking and yeah I'm a man. What's the animal met? There's a lot It's it's ostriches chickens turkeys turkeys, penguins, crows, crocodiles, and alligators.

Wow! All eat rocks? Yeah, to help with their digestion. Wait, say that line up again, I'll say the one I'm thinking of. Ostriches, chickens, turkeys, penguins, crows. It was either ostrich or turkey. I think it was a bird that I was thinking of. Yeah, it's crazy.

But the ostriches, they fucking move those guys run fucking fast so they just gulp a whole lawn of fucking crabgrass and Just turn the blender on dude, do you remember the first time when you were kid we could hear water splashing in your oh my god Just doing the belly roll. Belly roll Hawaiian punch at the pool. And eventually you'd have to like on one leg. Nowadays it's just fucking whiskey and IPAs flopping around in there. Yeah, yeah, don't shake me. Yeah, don't, yeah. Do not. This ain't no Hawaiian punch. I will piss out my ass right now. Don't shake me. Do not shake me.

Just nudging me at that point, I'm like, Jesus. Jesus. I'm so full of gas right now, dude. I will pop. Oh. Beers. Yeah, my whole tummy's like a fermenting keg. I just get up and rip one giant fart.

Yeah, just all the slushing and it just goes, yeah, do. And then my girl was like, stop. And I'm like, I'm in the bathroom. Brushing my teeth. I'm not just dropping fucking logs. It's also it's a funny noise.

It's hilarious. Why it shouldn't bother you Yeah, when I hear accidentally dude on the toilet I'd crack up and I got her dad and then she's all ashamed. Yeah. Yeah, it's funny She's like don't be by there and I'm like, it's normal. It's fine Yeah, if you were the guy that never farted wouldn't you be like, it's weird. Yeah, you yeah, there's something he's hiding something, right? He's a chick. Yeah, or he's getting plowed by You think that pumps it out I think that's packs it in it does back it in this brother Yeah, no, I'm just saying he's probably so ashamed

To release that to his straight partner that like he has to write end You know overcompensate overcompensating. It's somebody that's like any overcompensator is hiding something It's like a guy that's like the best friend of all the girls. He just wants to eat your loins, dude. He's waiting for you to get a little sleepy, beepy, and he wants to fuck you. Ruin the 10 years you set up because you guys had a book club. He's a fucking scumbag pig waiting for you to drop your guard. It is a very slimy thing to do and he's probably queefing.

Yeah, he's queefing. Yeah, he's probably queefing. His pecker probably burps. Yeah. He gets fucked in the ass so hard, the air goes up down his penis. He's using one of those rods sounding or whatever. Oh my God. They get off putting a rod in their dick?

Yeah. The nerve endings are, I think orgasmic, I guess you, cause you can't reach, you can't reach your prostate from there. No, you cannot. But you, yeah, I think it's like, I don't know. Painting. It's probably just the pain. It's probably how weird it is. You know, you know, when people like, I feel like they get into a zone where it's just like, it's really just about how weird what you're doing is. I need to spice it up because I need something to be really fucking weird.

Yes. Yeah. There's variations to that. And then there's the pain stuff. I mean, that's like a, you, you, I'm sure you've stumbled across some of those videos in your, Yeah. In your wild world of sports. Yeah.

Feed, yeah. Peruse. Yeah, there've been, every once in a while, there's the guy who's like flaying his own sports. Yeah. Feed. Yeah. Yeah. Every once in a while there's the guy who's like flaying his own dick and electrocuting it and stuff. And he was like, you know, you can't come back from this. It's really not that many Greek food spots around here. I was thinking about kebabs. Like a perfect filleted stick of beef. Yeah, there's no good Greek restaurant I don't mean I don't think so. Take you off course. I'm sure you're It's really not that far afield from weird sex stuff is Greek food a

Lot of feta cheese, uh, yeah, there's I don't think this is that many Greeks down here. No. And if there are, they're probably just trying to fit in. I don't think Greeks can fit in. I can't fit in their pants. It's a fat joke. I know. Did you like it? I loved it. I thought it was fine. I loved it. Do you think low hanging fruit know hanging fucking koala bear couldn't get to it's funny to think of Plato and saw back Socrates is just fire

Josh yeah, I'm sorry about Well, it's funny to think of them as fat Greeks yeah you know for some reason you like you I In my head, I'll be be honest they are they're like British who are the Greeks yeah like Plato and Socrates they've got like they've been very British like in art yeah I mean they look like yeah Italian intelligentsia yeah like well you're just a fat guy steps they have to like exercise to go to do the other speeches I know but I think some of them just sit on the island and fucking.

That's King Arthur. That's all the fat Kings. That's a, that's, that's an English thing. No, they were moving around. Those guys just eat. I'm talking about the Greek, the Turkey legs, the Lotus eaters. Oh, you know? Yeah.

Yeah. I feel like that's those Greeks. Those are fat Greeks. Yeah. Just getting high. Yeah. Disassociating. But that's those are Greeks. Those are fat Greeks. Yeah. Just getting high. Yeah. Disassociating. But that's one percent.

They're not going up the hill. Extreme wealth. That's dude's taking advantage of, you know, third generation wealth. You know what I mean? I don't know if you got to kids, Kim Jong-un. You know what I mean? Just fat and lazy and. Yeah.

Eating too much, not getting enough exercise, taking control of your population and, and yeah eating too much not getting enough exercise taking control of your population and young women yeah I mean I'd be lying can you say a lot I don't forget I don't think you can okay sorry to give you work but you know bleep that take caping or something okay caping he's gaping he's also gaping young women yeah he's also gaping young women. Yeah, he's gaping. For sure. It would be interesting to spend a week with that guy. Oh, 100%. I'd be sick if he was really good at one thing like skateboarding.

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I think I saw him jump and do a split once Yeah, I don't know how just visually and physically doesn't make any sense It's one of those things where I don't do feel like it's like it's between the ears like he believes he can do it Yeah, yeah, and believes he can do it. Yeah. And so he can. He believes so much in his athleticism despite... I think he just runs out of steam because all he eats is bamboo all day. He would be a very funny panda bear in a sketch. Yeah. He's mulling on a fucking piece of bamboo.

Trying to convince him to fuck. Come on man, we gotta keep this train going, man. We need more pandas. He would be the one panda that is fucking. He actually would have a hard time keeping the race going unlike all the rest of these pandas, dude. They need to calm the fuck down. They need to start eating some condoms instead of fucking...

Alright, Tom. Shout out La Mer. Shout out La Mer. Solid, dude. I love that boy. He's the best hugger in the game. Yeah? Yeah.

Like a panda hug? Smells good. His hair's always tight back. Yeah. Like a panda hug. Smells good. His hair's always tight back. Yeah. You know? I'd like to see him just throw it out. Yeah. That fucking, that'd be a tough hug. No, that would be-

Just my giant fucking nose memory foam to the side of his afro. I think he would look fucking sick. He would look sick. With a big look big. Yeah Yeah, you look like quest love or that what's that guy? Who's that? Who's that guys love getting skinny sucks? You know everyone getting skinny. So yeah, let's see. He's got that, you know dead elephant skin. Yeah Even his bone structure in his face is like dragon

You know you said about ozempic? That's why all these people look weird and all these Hollywood starlets that are doing ozempic when they don't need to lose that much weight. They just need to actively go to the gym. What does it do? It eats your muscle, not just your stored fat. So if you're 400 pounds and need to do it,

because you don't want to do a band surgery and you want to live for another 10 years. It's just chemically starving yourself, right? It's like they say it changes the mechanism in your fucking chemistry of your brain and tells you you're full. I think that's part of it. I thought I thought it was because you like are and your body doesn't digest fast enough. Like it's like slow cooking, slow cooking, that's the band

instead of just like digesting. No, the band is physical. This is psychological and chemical, I believe. I don't know this. I'm going to get fucking crushed. I thought it was that it literally like slows this system down. Like it like grinds your system to a halt.

No, Josh is going to look it up, but I'm, I'm, I'm certain it's like, cause people that do a Zempik stop smoking cause it shuts off your desire. Yeah. Whatever that desire thing is. The need. Yeah. It, uh, it increases your insulin reduces your, uh, and it

suppresses your appetite through the insulin reduction. Isn't there a part of the brain chemistry that's altered? No fuck Maybe that's how they started selling it the people that Maybe that was their big push for advertising at first and I fucking succumb to it the people that like eating a lot Do they get high off the like natural? Yes insulin? insulin injection that you get from your body when you start eating? Yeah, they're addicted to the release. So eating, they eat through the pain of having a full stomach because it's like an endorphin release of like getting drugs.

It's like putting a gel metal rod down your dick. Yeah. It's for type two diabetes and people are just taking it to lose weight. Yeah, it's for people that can't stop fucking eating. That's what type 2 diabetes is. It's a food addiction. But that's about your like insulin levels, your body's ability to regulate sugar, right? It's a full addiction that makes you feel good when you eat. And you can eat past your stomach line to the point where it just expands

and you just keep gaining all these calories because you're not moving. Good Lord. So you're just a fucking Mack truck and the people go, oh shit, they finally go to the doctor. Doctors think your heart's going to explode. Your knees are shot and they go, well, you're clearly too fucked up to see a therapist to change your addiction need. Oh, let me get a sip of whiskey. It, dude. It is crazy to be like, man.

Better help. How could you love something that's hurting you so much? Just every weekend. It's so true. No, I didn't say I don't get it. I get it. I understand it. But like, we have friends, dude. I'm not going to say names, but like, it's not working. And yeah, you gotta get like band surgery or something has to there needs to be a third party step in because you're gonna die. You're gonna fucking die. And it's all about like the desire of, you know, I

drink too much, but like, I know it's too much and I work out to help a little bit of my organs. but like I know it's too much and I work out to help a little bit of my organs. Yeah. I think should develop just a workout machine, you know, that you get into and it does all the work, but you feel exhausted. Have you ever seen the Pixar movie of just the fat people and fucking, I mean, that's where America's going. We don't want to do anything. I'm just saying, dude, if you, if like, instead of the AB, you know, the AB thing, they're used to like shocking.

Remember in the 70s and 80s, they were just getting shook by that band and they thought this was working out because they didn't want to actually pick up a weight or go for a walk? Yeah, I'm saying. People are designing and developing these technologies and drugs. I'm saying it would just be a thing. To cater to the sick mind of most of Americans being so fucking fat and lazy. I know, but it's hard when you're really out of shape to to start doing it.

You know what I mean? So it's like you'd like rent a thing. You do it every day for like two, three weeks. You get jacked or you get on your way and then you can start working out on your own, but like a suit that would take care This is adorable, but it's not possible because people don't get to that point of no return Because they have that mechanism to turn it on once they get to a certain point. They just can't it's like you getting to 200 pounds and going I got a I

Gotta get my shit in order and then getting a 300 going. I going, I gotta, I gotta get my shit in order. And then getting the 300 going, ah, I gotta get my shit in order. And then getting the 400 going, I gotta get my shit in order. And then you go, oh, if I get back to 200, I'll be fucking jacked for summer. It's like, your brain's fucked up.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's like, you know, it'd be like, I'm telling you, the suit could work. (*laughter*) (*laughter*) Because you gotta, you start getting on the way, you get to break a sweat, but you don't have to like... Why do you keep saying suit? What's a suit? Tell me about the design of the suit!

Well, it's... It's a series of pulleys and wires! (*laughter*) Fucking Michael Angel over here with his flying device! and wires. Fucking Michelangelo over here with his flying device. Yeah, I don't know what it is. Some type of locomotion. Some fat Greek designer is fucking the 1300s. Some thing that would just get you going. The point is, if Ozempic doesn't work for you, it's not working for you. You need to try something else because it starts.

Let's get back to the Hollywood starlets eating this shit, get jabbing themselves with this. It's like. Well, they're off the deep end. They'll never look good enough. Exactly. So that's also a disease. You know, seeing yourself as like, I need to be hotter or like my fucking cheekbones need to.

You start to become an alien like fucking Madonna. But these younger guys are like, they're putting this in there and they have this drag and they get dark circles because it eats away the muscle along your bone structure. That keeps your face lifted naturally. Yeah, yeah, you're starving. Yeah, it's killing yourself. Yeah, yeah.

That's why I like when people stay fat, they always have like a nice face. Yeah. And then when they lose all the weight They're like gaunt. Yeah, you know what I mean? Yes, you need it. You need it pushing out. Yeah So I that's what I said just stay fat Suit stay like health like healthy fat healthy fats like, you know 50 to 100 pounds overweight is like that's a lot. Yeah, 25 to 50. All right, we're cooking You know

You're 5'8 and fucking 350 I know even if your face looks jolly like Santa I Do it if there was a suit I could get into afterwards. We stopped talking about this fucking If there was a if there was an exercise Can we stop talking about this fucking suit? If there was an exercise suit. Maybe if it was just like... This is truly what... Hold on, hold on. This is truly what millionaires do.

Like if you and I were already super fucking rich, how can we create something that all these fucking morons will buy? And you go, oh shit, a suit. And we'll play it during the unemployment hours in between Mari and fucking whatever it is, Jerry Springer. This is what happened in the 80s and 90s. There's all these fixes, there's no quick fix. Go on a fucking walk if you're that fat.

That's the start. Go to the gym with a friend and you'll see progress and that progress should release the endorphins and change the insulin and go, I feel good about myself, here's my glow up. And you keep doing it. Yeah, but what if there was like. And then you feel bad about, you ever eat a bag of chip,

run on the treadmill and see how long it takes to burn 100 calories. Oh, I know, I know. And then eat a bag of 100 calorie chips, takes fucking three minutes. And you're like, hold it. If you think. Dude. Well, you're bionic.

I feel like your outy belly button is sucking all the calories out of your body. You're so male jacked. The speed at which I go, that treadmill doesn't know what it's talking about. Yeah. Dude, I did the same thing. I looked up my health app.

I was running around the neighborhood. I'm like, that had to be like 3 and 1 half miles. That's a 5k. I just did I looked it was like 1.2 I was like, there's no way and I do it there Well, there's slopes there's ups and downs. Yeah, they're not really measuring. Yeah, they're going as the crow flies. I'm going I'm going But I'm saying let's drunk runner. No one's better than excuses. But I'm saying, let's say, instead of the suit, same idea though, just a giant vat of

viscous fluid that you can lay in and still move and get like a... Oh my god. In like a thick kind of jelly. So like every direction is like kind of hard to move in and you're getting a workout, but

you still get to lay down. I mean, tell me that's not a good idea. The dense petroleum pool to throw a fat person in so they have to survive to get him to move to keep their head above water is a good idea Let's get rid of the suit. We're talking dense petroleum pools. You gotta get fully under so you have like a breathing apparatus. Yeah. And you just start. Well this is low impact.

You ever see a fucking, you ever go, what do they call them, silver sneakers? Silver sneakers is like a gym workout when you go on a trip and they put all the fucking, the blue hairs in the pool. Yeah, and they'll wear paddles for resistance and they just keep their joints. Yeah, for fat young people. Where you can lay down three dimensions.

Yeah. You can move in any direction and it's kinda hard. You know what I mean? So you think that- Instead of getting like, instead of having to go to the gym and do like this, you're just in the, you're just in the fluid.

But here's the thing- And it's hard the other way too. It's total workout. This is so embarrassing, but I do this in the ocean to like, to bump up a little bit. Like when we're playing a fucking ball in the ocean, I'll bump up a little bit like when we're playing fucking ball in the ocean Yeah, I'll go a little deep and I I put my legs up and I do cups both ways

Yeah, yeah, so you get the back pump in the front pump so I can come out my tiny dick and I'm like, you know If I can look up top, baby, yeah, just misdirection Imagine yeah, you don't have to go from machine to machine to machine If you're talking about in Just jump in the jelly. If you're talking about... If you're talking about shame of getting to the gym when you feel bad about yourself, I get this. If you can throw them in a jelly pool so that they can get to the point to get to the gym,

but you still got to get them to move in the jelly pool. You got to get one of those laptops my girl has for my dog and be like, I see it, you're not moving enough. You know what I mean? Because they're going to feel very comfortable. Yeah. And the machine's going to be shaped like You're not moving enough. You know what I mean? Cause they're going to feel very comfortable. Yeah. And the machine's going to be shaped like a fucking burger king burger.

You know what I mean? There's going to, they're in a fat pod. Exactly. They're not going to be working hard. One way out. We'll give you one burger for one hour. That's what I'm saying. Give the kids what they need. Just, yeah.

Hold them down there until they do 30 minutes Yeah, it's like there's a what's that? Deprivation tank what's that called? Yeah, and you could measure how much you crazy in cuz there's no sound there's no yes sensory Deprivation yeah But it's just thick jelly you have to yeah, yeah, you could be yeah be kind of meditative as well All right, you know at least we got off the suit yeah Yeah. Yeah. You could be. Yeah. Be kind of meditative as well. All right. You know, at least we got off the suit. Yeah. You could you could put like little things on your feet,

like flippers almost and push the squat duck boat. Everything you're saying has been done so many times. So many simple inventions to get people just to exercise. Now I'm talking about, we said this before, think about all the floor space of like a New York sports club. It's all that you get into. Yeah. Yeah. And then you just have lifeguards. And it's private. But the lifeguard would need like a fucking backhoe to get these people out of there He can't dive in the Joe and then he's slow to get to him if they're fucking They gotta be like Union fucking backhoe operators hold one of these fucking whales out of there

This is a great cartoon This is the future some way yeah, they'd be so you'd have to get there'd be some way to get like emergency oxygen to Yeah, I forget what I was gonna say You have to have them on kind of like a little rain You know what I mean like it's like there's like a ring holding your waist and you're just oh you can Yeah, you can push them up. Yeah. Or draw them up. Like those hard cables on like a fucking fishing rig.

Exactly. Yeah, to bring the nets up. Yes. Pull that fatty out of the jelly. I tell you, I think a lot of people... There's also studies done, the jelly has to be cold. We got to get these guys fucking moving. Jelly has to be like 40 degrees 50 degrees

It's gotta be something that you're not comfortable in well. It's not a hot tub couple generations of this you could just set the temperature That's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, it's a sauna for fatty. Yeah, the fat jelly song get him worked out I think a lot of kids are gonna move a bit gets a body heat up Yes, you got to put some some other force has to be there to motivate them to actually do the movements. You know, maybe somebody shooting a BB gun at you or a paintball gun. You know, you just tickle them. They'd have to reach to it.

Just feather and shaving cream. Just amusing fat people in a jelly pool. Just tickling their toes. Jelly pool trainers. I'm telling you, it's not bad. It's not bad. Yeah, I don't disagree. Someone's gonna come up with it. It would have to be an underground market like a fight club because you know society would never you know

I mean look at the way people are praised look at my peloton all you need is another pandemic and Just have the jelly ready to go. Yeah, that's what they did the peloton for Exactly. Yeah in the fucking so instead of getting the peloton you just get your jelly. You get your jelly vat to make my analogy perfect it's like When the treadmill first came out that was accessible to the public every dad was like, you know Fucking Jeannie needs a treadmill because all the husbands were like come on. Yeah, I Worked three extra shifts for this and then it's hanging fucking laundry. She's not using that because she's not fucking wired for it. Do you know what I mean?

Like me talking to, I hate the guy. I can't go that far, but like I was raised differently than my girl. I played sports my whole life and my dad was like, get up and fucking go. Yeah, I played sports my whole life and my dad was like, get up and fucking go. Yeah, she doesn't have that. So me just going, yeah, you get to do something or work out or like, you know, it's, it helps you literally saves my life. It does. And then you look good and then you have confidence. So all the things you say you're lacking right now is cause you're not doing step

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You're like, oh That's all I had to do. Yeah work out for 45 minutes. Yep. Now. I feel like I can do anything Yep, keep doing that clears my pipes. Yeah. Yes It does clear out the pipe suicide cobwebs gone. Yeah all this shit. It is a power wash It's a blood power wash of the brain. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah It's yeah, it's three Mexicans Blowing that whole time you're not working out. You're probably you're always going like I'm probably dying. Yeah Yeah, you let this work out once and you're like, I'm fine

Sorry big dick coming through leaving crunch fitness Work out once and you're like, I'm fine. I'm the funniest guy in the world. Sorry big dick coming through. Leaving crunch fitness. That's a problem with leaving the fucking area I left. The gyms are like, they're like boutiques. They're not nice, they're old school, which is that's cool. Like it reminds me of the gym I went to in high school where it's like oh I mean this guy designed some of these machines that they have to bring him back in to fix it like they're all Welded nonsense. This is the guy I need to talk to you. Yeah

Yeah, so like I was telling my girls like you sure you want to go here because You know if you're not motivated to go to the fucking Thing that's already set up where I'm paying for your free red treatment Red light treatment and massage chairs and fucking all the sauna Like you got everything there for 35 hours now. I'm spending fucking a hundred and you're going back in time This is the fucking seven this 70s and 80s

Yeah, you gotta think it's like Arnold trying to bring in. Yeah sorts of wager Weager and switch to we do that sick throw that through AI Arnold sorts of where Just lifting with gel bangs Just lifting with gel bangs, dude. Let's go. Imagine if like the clothes the Terminator stole were like... Kangol? Yeah, yeah. He just flying in a kangol hat.

Yeah. The whole movie is just him in one of those outfits. Hilarious. It's kind of what he did. He got like a biker outfit. It was, he was, they were just, they were like 10 or 15 years short of just having him dress. It's insane. That's so funny.

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Please don't. He's like, why do you think I brought up a cross, dude? That's the fucking secret word, dude. It was so funny, we had a save word for the podcast. If I say lacrosse, that means stop fucking talking. Did I ever tell talking about Drexel 2006 boy man

I've never been the laundry that day. I got no desire It's I'm not being disrespectful, but I guess I am It's fine. Yeah. Yeah, I think it's it's the tough part I feel about going to cities there in general, like even like Dublin's cool, but it's kind of like it feels a little like America. Yeah. Yeah. It feels like just a weird America. It's like kind of like going to like New Orleans or something. Yeah. It's commercialized.

It's almost Americanized for I mean, in comparison. Yeah. I was the last time we were in Dublin, we went we went to you know the weird towns like Kilkenny and yeah yeah yeah the other side that's where you really get out into the countryside yeah we're there two days though right Ireland last year well yeah we're also drinking a lot so we didn't have a lot of daytime yeah we couldn't just rent a car at 10 a.m. What do you have out of your fucking skull? Just be fat Americans dude. Drive somewhere nice. Yeah no it's uh. So what do you do in Manchester and Dublin? Manchester Dublin London. Oh man

that's awesome. Yeah it'll be fun. It'll be fun. Any funnel docket outside of shows? That's awesome. Yeah, it'll be fun. It'll be fun. It's any funnel docket outside of shows. I Think there's a day in there that we have off but I think it's just kind of like traveling and then doing it traveling doing it Traveling. Yeah, it's more recovery day. Yeah. Yeah, it's not I don't think it's like I Don't think we're doing a ton of sightseeing. Yeah Then the cities yeah, they're just like I know. I always wind up getting a little angry. Yeah. Because there's them, you know, it's like there's a McDonald's, but it's not McDonald's. And you're like, yeah, just we got this.

Yeah, we got this. It's perfect. Yeah. I don't want malt vinegar on my fish sandwich. Yeah, you don't need to do it. Is that what they do? Imagine like fish and chips. Yeah, they have got a lot of it is also that what they do, I imagine? Like fish and chips. Yeah, they have got,

a lot of it is also just moving things. Like a number two is not a number two. It's not two cheeseburgers and a french fry. Exactly. And you're like, why? Yeah. You know? Yeah, man.

You go like, I get some ketchup and they're like, that's an extra Yeah. Pence or whatever they have. Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. It's gonna be a six pence or whatever they have. It's going to be a six pence. Yeah. Well, no, it isn't. It's free. I know how McDonald's works.

Yeah. Give me the ketchup. I'm from the land of McDonald's. Yeah. I know how to show me respect. OK, so if I get a number two and you give me a fish sandwich. Yeah. It's on you. Now I have to fight a manager You got a fix Your ability to get angry over the dumbest shit, I will say that their ketchup packets over there are better than our ketchup packets

And I I don't know why it's one of those things you know Why you don't open with your teeth and two legs? Yeah. And it's not it's a tube and not the pillowcase. Yeah. So you just like the top off and then you can just get it. Yeah, it's great. Crazy.

It takes no extra effort. It's the same amount of materials, the same amount of ketchup. It's money. Now. Now the pillowcase ketchup is a choice. The pillowcase mustard is a choice. Yeah. It's, it was cheaper and the first generation of that.

I don't know. You're gonna twist all you take your ketchup to go. I think it's cultural. I think that we're stuck with the pillowcase. Yeah. That's why I don't want to go over there. Why? They're cultural changes.

It's like, it's, it's just, everything's. Just bring it back. That's another thing that drives me nuts over. It's like, it's just everything's... Just bring it back. That's another thing that drives me nuts over there. Is they like, you'll go like, can I just get a regular coffee? And they're like, we have an Americano. And you go like, dude, we have all your coffees. Yeah. Yeah. Why not? Yeah. Yeah. I don't need you to make me espresso and then put water in it.

Just make a batch of coffee. Yeah. It's also like, we have an Americano right back home. Yeah, we got it all macchiato's all the fucking watch Yes, we have espresso. We don't go like oh, we don't even know how to I mean I can yeah You can put your own cream on I guess something up I give you a tiny amount of coffee in a tiny cup. There's cream in the corner. You could steam you fat idiot Just do it. The only reason we have Americanos is for people that did a semester abroad in Europe and came back and thought that they were drinking something cool. Yeah, hot white women that are spending their parents' time. Exactly. Yeah, they don't know how to say coffee. They say Americano because it comes off their fake fucking lips hot So I'm not looking forward to that I'll be fine. Also remember no cold water. Yeah

No cold water it's just like You guys have ice and they're like There's zero ice yeah, yeah That was in Dublin too. Yeah. It was like their most popular tourist. Can I get some ice in this water?

And they're like, I... Again, that's... Ice? But that's a cost thing. From where? Yeah. That's a cost thing. Ice?

I guess it is. I guess it is, but it's just like... Is that geographic? Is that like a locational thing where like they... It's not really good for your system to drink cold fluids. Cause it... That's what people say. Isn't that true?

I don't know. That's what people say, but I don't believe it. It's gotta get hot, it's gotta get hot so fast. It's going down a flesh heat tube. Like when you do the sauna, like when I do my sauna, like all the instructions are you're not supposed to drink water at all until you're done and you're not supposed to drink cold water. It's got to be room temperature because your organs are supposed to be

heated. Your organs, everything is firing off on all cylinders. Then you're not supposed to chill it like an ice bath until you do the exterior thing. But it's got to equalize so fast. Yeah, I mean, it sounds cute that, yeah, you just take a sip and power up. You know what I mean? No, it's just they just cool off a little bit more and then you keep heating them up. Yeah.

Not freezing my intestines because I have a glass of cold water. I'm just like. I just feel weird drinking water without ice You're taking a shower in land where it's just like you have to shower with cold water Well, yeah, I would say three to five times in my life. Oh really hell I got into like I got real fanatical about it at one point now makes sense. Yeah But if you shower with cold water first thing in the morning, I would do it like after a workout.

I do it after the sauna, but it's not like true cold water is warm. Like if you have it hit the top of your head, it's warm by the time it gets to your body. Yeah. So it's like if you're throwing it down your gullet, yeah, it's not freezing everything in there. Yeah. Right. Warm. Yeah. By here, it's warm. It's leveling itself out. Yes. Yeah. So what is your, what's your theory on why these people don't have ice in their waters? Oh, I don't, I don't, that I don't know. That you're leading into something. Oh, I, yeah, I don't know. Yeah. I think it's because it doesn't really get that hot there. Exactly. That's why I said it's geographic. Yeah, Yeah. I think it's cause it doesn't really get that hot there. Exactly. So I said it's geographic.

Yeah, yeah. I think it is something that like, cause they didn't really have AC either. Remember when we went over there? The summers aren't, it's just always cold. Yeah, it's or it's like- It's fall. Weird, yeah.

It's just fall all the time and it's dark and gray. Yeah. The women are hideous. Yeah. The men are better looking in Dublin than the women. Irish men in Dublin are the only good looking Irish people on earth. Yeah, maybe you're right. There's kind of, I like, I feel like we saw some pretty hot girls over there.

Yeah, but again, this is like the, that's the epicenter of hot. So like late night. Oh, I don't know. Right, right. You talk about the drop off. Yeah. Yeah, it's like fishing in a lake. Yeah There are good fish. Yes. Yeah, but you really got to be at the right time in the right spot I'm gonna be son. Yeah, you got to go with your dad who knew where the good spot Years ago, you know, I used to catch a lot of sunnies and leeches. Yeah wide-mouth bass over here I used to catch a lot of sunnies and leeches. Yeah, wide mouth bass over here Heels floating underneath the fucking perchwood

Did me and Ryan Donahue fishing and fucking That was a nice image. Oh man, that was some some of the best fishing I've ever ever been. Yeah Because he knows what he's doing. Yeah, And he was teaching me to sling that thing just underneath the overreach of the trees. Where like bass hide. Right, they like that. Like structure. And I was getting to the perfect... And then you do the little... What you and your brother do. I was walking it.

Man! I was killing it. It's a good feeling. Before that I was used to yeah man I was killing it it's a good feeling before that I was used to just dropping the fucking lure yeah and that way Bobber yeah yeah you let it hit the ground you like bring it up a little bit yeah yeah and it sucks because no one's talking yeah and it's like it's not the same but it is close to throwing a football yeah get it down mm-hmm and you're trying to hit a spot, it then gets...

Yeah, when you're locked in, dude. It gets nice. There's nothing like it. Yeah. God. And then you cast it to exactly where you want to cast it. Do we have to do a second hour? Can we just throw a football until the sun comes down?

And then you don't get it. You don't get a fish and you go, God damn it. It's right where I wanted it. Are you going on your brother's boat this year? I hope so. Yeah. Yeah. I still think we should get a shore house again

with the RU garbage. Yeah, we gotta. That was so fucking fun, man. I would like, once again, a boys trip. Yeah, regardless of where it is just the boys Pack the house. Yeah Get wild that was so fun. Yeah Yeah, we were sleeping by fucking 10 at 10 p.m. Oh, yeah, all asleep to good fellows. Yeah, it was great

Just getting hammered what a fucking dream just that was, that was, that's great. I'm gonna break up my girl tonight. When you're hanging out, when you get to the boys house going and like every morning you wake up. Why don't you post me? You're fired. Every morning you wake up and you're just like, I don't remember what we were talking about, but I was laughing my fucking ass off.

No, truly the back, like when I have so much fun with my friends and I don't, it's not that often where it's so consistent. I get this pain in the back did like when I have so much fun with my friends and I don't It's not that often where it's so consistent. I get this pain in the back of my skull. Yeah It's here from the muscles of smile. Yeah, I'm exhausted smiley fatigue The sunglasses start to hurt you ever hang with a normal person and they're like I had so much fun last night and in Your head you're like that was the worst Literally I'll never talk to you again. My girl set that up. That sucks. But then you're with your boy. She's like, yo, what happened?

My head hurts. Oh, man. I don't know. I was hanging out. I was hanging out with my girls' friends this past weekend and they were crushing it. Yeah? Yeah, they were very fun. They're dogs though. They're true dogs. Yeah, yeah.

They were great. And they had kids. He's at one of the doors. I don't know which one. Yeah, so that's different though. That's, you know, best friends are different. Like when my girl's best friend came, she fucking rules. She came from LA.

Yeah, I just mean like friends are friends. Or just like a, you know, let's go to dinner just to do something besides comedy. And you think you're going to get a release and you're like, holy shit. I don't know how spoiled I am. Just being around the funniest fucking guys and even when you're not having fun, you kinda are. And you don't know it until you go do something normal. That's why golf's the best.

Yes. Because golf, I'd rather have fun and just be alone in my thoughts. Yeah, golf and fishing, there's a golf fishing overlap here that's pretty good. There is an overlap, but there's just more excitement and constant challenge. With golf?

Did you watch? Is he not outside? Oh, nice. Did you watch the tour this weekend? Did you watch the players? I did. Very, very fucking fun. Yeah, McElroy.

McElroy, I've been, did you watch the swing documentary on Netflix? full swing now buddy I'm fucking jealous. It's on season 3 It is so good. Does it go through McElroy's loss? Oh, yeah It goes through all of his history like so it's McElroy. It's all it all the top it goes all the way to like They'll pick like a 7,500 rank. I'm not gonna name all the names right now, but the in-depth level of documentary style.

Yeah, it's a fucking drive to survive, but for golf. One million percent. It's sick. And same thing with the, what's the football one on HBO? The receivers or something? No, no No, no the other one hard knocks hard knocks Oh where it's like my girl loves it all of these things because it humanizes these people these athletes and you get to like I hate it Rory McElroy because of the fucking Ryder Cup and I didn't like the way he fucking

Same thing with the other British dickhead. It was fucking spiky hair I hated him and then I watched his show and I was like, man, these guys are great. Yeah. You get to see their family, you get to see how they interact with their children, their wife. Yep.

Like they're fucking real people. You get to see how much it hurts them. Yeah. And then I was rooting for Rory so hard. Yeah. So hard. Same. It's fucking powerful.

It is also that thing where it's like, you know. I don't know. There's like there's there's some of those like old stars. I hate to say that about Rory McElroy, but you like. No, yeah, he's on his way. He keeps going. You know what I mean? You only get so like when Tiger came back. Yeah. Oh, Rory, just.

Yeah. Go on a tear. Yeah. Go on a tear. But the beauty of the sport is like if you keep keep in good shape, like, Tiger winning the Masters again was like, that is storybook shit. Yeah, that like you can't imagine. Yeah, you know, that was after his giant fucking don dick pic. His wife divorcing him. He getting he rolled off a hill drunk, broke his fucking leg and then comes back and wins. Yeah. Like I should have never seen a professional course again. No. That's how good he is. I think

he got in that accident. On purpose? Afterwards. Dude, I don't know. He's a wild man. No, his last major win was after his accident. Right? I don't think so. I think he won and then it was like Tigers back and then it was like... RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR