Stuff Island - Joe Derosa - Stuff Island #229

Episode Date: April 8, 2026

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Are we going? Hit the couch. Yeah, we're going. Don't fucking put that first thing on. No, that first thing's on there. No, fuck. You were picking out two nights in a row. That's what you do.

I was drinking. You were drinking. Drinking. I was drinking. Dude, catching you boys on the end of the weekend run? I swear to got it. I knew I couldn't turn it down. I got a, you get a W-Y-D or W-Y-A-A.

from Shea? Oh yeah, yeah. Whatever your plans are, scrap it. Oh, dude. A Sunday afternoon? Did you chicken shit bingo? No. Just posts up at Kelly's. You went straight. Yeah, yeah. Fucked off. They kept bringing a shot, dude.

The guy just kept bringing a shot. Yeah. The bartender at one point, I just met him. He goes, you want some smokes? I'll go buy his smokes. He went. He ran down the street and bought a cigarette. Dude, I got connected. It was crazy. I got connected to me.

That's too much. Yeah. Yeah. You can't be accommodated that much. You have to have a couple of things that you need to do on your own that trunk so you can get a gauge of where you're... I made this decision. I don't need any extra fucking help. Speaking of the Netflix driver that I got accustomed to in Austin,

who would drive me from my house to the airport, we just linked up. I love this fucking guy. And I had to go to... You met up with the driver? Hold on. No, no. We exchanged information.

That's insane. Because he goes, I'm not saying it's not. I'm not. I didn't even start. It's like going out with your dentist. I got, I got options.

I got options for my travel to Houston. I said, I got this guy that I'm sure would love to take me to Houston. Right. So I set the head contact up for the festival to, contact this guy and did it on the side. You drove, he drove you to Houston?

Yeah. And then came back from Austin to Houston that picked me up to bring you back to Austin on Easter Sunday. What did he charge for that? That's gonna be a grand. Huh? He must have charged like a grand to do all that.

Boy, it was fine. So that's what you were doing. That's what I was doing before I got to Kelly's to meet you guys. You were with a driver. I assume that's like as expensive as a private jet. That's not cheap. Yeah. That's not cheap.

Yeah, that's our private chat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 48 hours in Houston. That's insane. It just getting ripped. Him coming back to get you is nuts. All he wanted to do.

That's bad shit. I hope it was like a gray high pilot. That's what I hope it was. I'm saying it's great. Not even a black car. No, it was. He barred Le Mares. I looked up

I looked up Uber to Dallas and the Uber X to Dallas. And the Uber X to Dallas. Dallas from Austin was 300 bucks. That's great. That's not bad. But then, but then the next jump was like 980. For what? Like, it jumps hard.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The most basic, whatever was. No, this dude had the same giant escalade you get that, I'm not kidding. On Uber, that would have cost you $1,500 each way. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. That's, it's wild. I'm just letting you know how close we are. And this guy did it anyway.

I'm shocked. at the parallels here, seriously, because I was on E, we were on E from two nights in Chicago. But you were with Shane so he could talk you into this. No, no, he was the one being like, he didn't know if he wanted to do it. He told me, I swear to God.

He told me, I swear to God. He said, he didn't know. There's a number one Shane movie. He's probably, he's probably, he was probably joking, but he said to me, well, I saw him before we left, he goes, he goes, I almost didn't ask you to do these gigs. I said, why? Why would you say that?

And he goes Because of that fucking jet ride home on Sunday He goes I can't fuck my week Dude I will say I will say the professionalism That chain has going I'm saving it

Because he knows the Sunday night Jet ride home Is going to be mayhem So he's very good at that On the flight out I said to him I go I will follow your lead

Whatever you want to do on Sunday Kevin Isall is with us Kev goes I said that Kev looks at me, he goes, what the fuck, man? Be your own man. What the fuck are you talking about? You follow his lead. I go, no, I'm not going to drink alone on the flight. But Shane, if you want to drink, I will happily drink with you.

So we get on the play. So it's two nights in Chicago drinking. Yeah. Then we get on. And, you know, classic green room, there's 18 baseball players. Yeah, every night. But we're having a blast. We get on the plane. Flight attendant comes out. She's like, can I get you? guys anything before takeoff?

Yeah. Classic. I saw Shane go, I get one of those butt lights. And I was like, Buddy Mary. And you said double something, right?

No, not doubles. I got single Bloody Marys. Yeah, liar. No, I did. They were saying I was drinking doubles on, I don't know why they were saying. I wasn't. I would tell you in two seconds.

Yeah. But anyway, my point is, the parallels. You're in Houston on E from after two nights. Yeah. You're riding back in escalate three hour ride.

Yeah. We're on a two and a half hour flight. We're on EVE. We're drinking the entire flight. We get back. We all converge. We all converge. Converge.

And just start going after it. Dude. I was out of my... Dude, I have pictures of me and Tony at the end of the table. We are laughing so hard. It looks like we're about to throw up. I go, bro, what were we talking about? I don't even remember.

We are hammered. I just remember ISO putting like fucking Bailey's Irish cream into a medello And it had like this coagulation of like materials. That's disgusting. And I'm like, let me try it. So I took a sip. He's like, it's yours now.

And I'm like, I'll fucking, I'll finish this. No, it was horrendous. Yeah, he probably made a mistake. But it was a start to the night going, fuck it. There's no rules. They were giving out those like, those like Guinness cream shots, which weren't that strong. It's Bailey.

like Bailey's and Guinness. So they were given those, they started, they put out a round of those for us. And the bartender, we were inside, hands me one and I go, I go, oh, that's so nice, man. I'm allergic to the cream, I can't have it. He goes, no problem. And puts down a fucking jack.

Yeah. So then every time they brought those fucking pussy-ass shots out, they were handed me a jack. Yeah. And of course, like an idiot. I'm like, you have to. Dude. Yeah, out of respect.

Nick, to me, I would piss my pants. That's 100% piss pants Oh, he did restrict Nick told me The tap was $1,400. I was like, who paid it?

He's like, I think Kyle did. I don't know. Oh, shit. It was fun. I was confident. I wish you were back, dude. I wish you were back for that. He's back now.

Yeah. Let's start with that. Yeah, back, baby. In person, in his seat. Clean-shaven. I've arrived. fucking months.

I know. It is a big day. Thanks for being a big day. It's nice to be back. It's nice to see you. I'm surprised you guys wouldn't want this just to be the two of you today. I didn't get that. It's kind of like if your wife's been away

and she comes home, you don't go, let's have the neighbors over. Yeah. You go, let's have a night together. Well, I think that's what. You don't feel like your family? I think that's what he wants. I do, but you know,

I would think that you guys would want to just, you know, get back to basics. We will as soon as you're there are no basics. We're still just figuring this out. By the way, Tommy's called me on average. Tommy's called me on average once every three days. I did stuff violent when you weren't here.

He calls me two days later. He goes, can you do stuff? I just did it. Bro. You know how hard it is? It's very hard. It's very hard. The Zoom shit doesn't work.

You just want somebody that you're close to to, to be like, you have that feeling. We had a couple good Zooms. We had some good Zooms, but it's not the same. Sometimes the Zoom, The day I got shit faced with you and we did a Zoom, that was pretty good. Yes, because you were black out. And you both went, that was awesome.

Probably sucked. Yeah, it was good. That was another, that was another day. We drank in the day. Great. And then I didn't have work the next day. I wasn't shooting. I had off.

Yeah. And we were like, remember we went, you went and did the pod then I went back to the hotel. And we were like, we kept saying, this is the night Shane's going to want to drink. and then we didn't hear from him. Yeah. And it was like 9.30. And I was like, all right, I think we're clear. And then, like Tommy said, you got the fucking where you had text.

And he's like, I just got off. Let's go. Meet up at 10. Start the whole fucking machine. Jamie Lynn. You Siegler was there. Yeah. She drank with her.

She's awesome. And I overshot it so bad. You know what I mean? Where you're like, it's late. Like, there's not even going to be that much time to drink. And you just start throwing it. him back. I was blacked out by 1130.

Yeah. Do you remember your big, your big stance before you left? Oh, I heard about this. The song? No, he goes, he goes, name any fucking movie I'll defend it right now.

Just an outrageous claim. Dude. I will. Oh my God. So I go, young Einstein. He goes, that's not a fucking movie. Fuck you, dude.

Classic O'Connor. Furious at nothing. Yeah. Yeah. Just furious. Haven't seen it. Heels are already dug in. I probably said I haven't seen.

I wouldn't say it's not a movie. No, you said it wasn't. You go, you mean young Frankenstein? I go, no, young Einstein. And then I showed you the poster. And you were like, that ain't a fucking movie, dude. I was like, what am I making it up? No, it's just,

lizard debate brain. Whatever. Yeah. The reason I said it was you said, name any, because the argument of name any movie and I can. defend it, I was like, this movie was a legendary disaster. I was like, so defend this terrible movie. And then you backed off when Jamie Lynn was like, no, that's a movie.

I remember when that happened. Oh, she watched all this. Yeah, okay. She was sitting there. She saw me go right into the ditch, dude. Yeah, yeah. 10 minutes. You hear that tone and you see his blinking eyes.

Yeah. Dude, it's like a drunk dad going, you want to do ground balls? You can be ground balls right now In the dark You can do ground balls right now In the dark It's like No, no

No I know I want to just chill I don't want any part of this shit Dude I don't want to pick a movie I don't want to catch a ground ball To the shins Or the fucking chess

Or face I know I got no win in this game Dude That's hilarious I want none of it I'm gonna watch that tonight You never seen it Young Einstein

It's terrible I couldn't tell you It's gotta be It's terrible What is it? it. There was an Australian guy his name was Yahoo Sirius.

I'd tell you know it sucks. Yes. It was Yahoo! Serious. An Australian guy, Yahoo! Serious. You know what's funny?

I think that was his actual name because his parents were like hippie whatever in the fuck. Yeah. But he, it was weird. It was one of those weird things. It was kind of like a Yonkov-Schmernoff

where all of a sudden this like this sort of guy popped up from this other country here and immediately was like, I guess maybe a commercial. Something made him famous. I don't remember what it was. And they were like, you got a movie deal. He's like, I'm going to write, star in.

Yeah. Maybe even direct. Yeah. This movie about young, a comedy about young Einstein. Oh, so this is the plot to the movie. This is the, no, no. He was like one of those. It was one of those weird like, again, like, Yacca.

Well, but Yacca was a comic. And he was like, what do Americans like? They like Einstein. This apparently was like his dream project. He wanted to, he was like, and the whole thing is it's, it's Einstein, when he's young, uh, invents rock and roll. That's the plot of the movie. Man, the Jews steal everything, dude.

Of course, Einstein invented rock and roll. It's crazy. It wasn't the blacks in the 50s? No, dude. It's crazy. Yeah, it's crazy. You're telling me that he didn't put it in. He just put this on like a chart of things Americans like

And it was just I don't know what it was a weird He invents Rock and Roll Yeah he invents rock and roll And that's Black people don't exist Yeah

It's a perfect world He evaporates black people in the movie And then he invets Yeah No but it's fucking like There were these guys back that Like I'm trying to think of another good example Yako Spirit was not a good example because he was a comic

So there was something you could identify But like There was people like that in the 80s I guess it was like sort of that Back then like the version of like A Kardashian or something I don't know like he was just like a hit at parties And they were like this guy should give this guy a movie

I guess so you know You know who's serious It happened with that guy I mean Do you remember this? You're not going to not talk to that guy Yeah So you're at a party in someone's

Yeah, you know, Yahoo! Yeah, you know, Yaha? Did you see what this guy's about? Yahoo! And he had, like, Yahoo? Yeah. He had, like, crazy big, like, red, crazy hair.

Like, in real life, I mean. So, like, so, like, yeah, he was a... He peacocked. Yeah. He did peacocked. He stole it, Valor. Yeah. Yeah, you're old enough to remember, right?

Yeah. Yeah. I remember this movie. Yeah, he'd be, like, on the Tonight Show and shit. Yeah, I don't remember, uh, you might, you know. anything. Isn't that guy? I mean about specifics.

That's how I kind of feel about that. What's that German guy who's always on Conan? Who? There was like a German guy. His name was like Flom, Flom or Flam or something. Oh, that guy's a stand-up. Yeah. Yeah, he's a stand-up in an actor.

That's what I mean. Like, this guy, I can't pinpoint what the fuck he did. I know he acted in Australia, but it wasn't like he was on a show here and got famous. Yeah, yeah. I think he was in a commercial that was really big. Or something like that. Something.

It was weird. Was it? Yeah. Hawaiian punch. Yeah. Yeah. Just seven up for Jews. God damn.

For Jews. Oh my God. What's left? Do you, we should say this out loud. What? By the way. This is being recorded on the eve of Trump potentially. Wiping out the entire country.

Yeah. He's going to chicken out. He's got to just be talking, right? He's 100% get a chicken out. It's crazy. Nobody's going to do that. He's the, he's a fucking loser, dude. The tweet today where he's like,

tonight we wipe out a civil, civilization, I was like, this is nuts. Yeah. Even fucking Tucker Carlson's like, this guy sucks. It's like, I think he's,

you're hitting rock bottom. It's funny, I check in with this war like WMBA highlights. Yeah, right. Like, I'll just get like a major, I don't know, information dump. And I go, holy shit, that's where we're at. And then five days goes by.

I hear a presidential fucking comment like that. And I go, oh, what's going to happen? Then I fall asleep, get back up, three days later going, where are we at now? Yeah. That tweet is someone like confidently shooting a three and just missing my fucking. It's like a high school Pulled up in half corn Dude

Because he's Brick Because he's gonna watch his Steph Curley's Curly Him tweeting on Sunday I was literally crying laughing Open the fucking straight You crazy bastards

Oh my God Shinkas That sounds like something Chris Farley would say It's so good It's so good It's so good Yeah The uh

fucking A But I think that's how everybody is with news now. I think everybody's exhausted. Everybody's burnt. Yeah. It's just checking in for highlights. It's just such an overconsumption in every facet of entertainment, politics. I can't deal with, no matter how justified it is anymore, I can't deal with outrage anymore.

I just can't. I mean, I get angry at shit, but like, Jesus Christ, these people online bitching about Louis getting a fucking spirit. It's like, there's always something. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, my God. Yeah. Fucking beef and milk tits.

But posted a clip about, uh, Josh Wolf called me fat. Because I said it was weird having, yeah, it's very funny. Yeah. Dude, I get bombarded on a daily basis. About, like dudes with abs.

A bag of milk. Oh, really? Yeah. It's like, it's like, it's like gay, uh, influencers and bodybuilders, mostly L.A. dudes with even soft bodies. And it's like all you see

in that clip is just my fucking fat face hungover as fuck swollen as hell against this white wall. And everyone just thinks I'm a fat fucking idiot. You're getting fat You're getting fat chains. Dude I'm getting fat shamed. So hard. And that's all that I see. They're attacking you because you said

six packs are weird. Yeah. Okay. I said six packs on it older. Josh is like 54 years old. Yeah. It's kind of creepy when you see an old man that's like so in shape. that it's their identity. Yeah. And they only sold that 30, 45 seconds.

It's like, well, the whole episode is Josh and I, we love each other. It's like, we're busting each other's balls. Right. We're going back and forth. Yeah. And how the fucking social media world eats this up going. They get pissed. They get fucking pissed.

Because they're just, yeah. I mean, dude, old guys with abs. This guy's bad jealous. This guy's fucking hating. Old guys with abs. It looks like sick dolls. Right? Yeah, yeah.

Well, where the fuck were you? You should have been home last week. Don't clip. this. No, he was right. That's actually a genius. I'm going to take it back. Because it has like one of the most views we've ever had. It's like 500,000 right now. I wake up to 150, 200 comments. Everyone called me a fucking bag of milk fat, slob, retard. That's what happened to me with the clip about weed when I was on your mom's house. Yes. Same thing. They're still writing shit. Yeah. They're still right in shit. Yeah. Every day. They're just finding it. Jesus. And also not knowing this is. comedy it's so crazy and it's like guys you saw 30 seconds of a much bigger conversation what the fuck yeah and also why are you this then half of it to i'm like that nobody's actually this mad it's so the name of the game is engagement that's all it is you know what i mean

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Before. Really? Yeah. Just so they don't smell you in the gym just in case you run into it. I mean, especially this last week because I got called fat. So I've been running. Right, right, right. I've been running to the gym.

And I do some cardio and heavy weight lifting. Everyone knows you see a fat guy and then you smell him and you go, he can't be fat. He smells too good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, he's on the way up. not his weight you know what I mean yeah yeah I would smell him from here

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notifications I was getting with like new followers, new comments, new all this shit. And I was like, what's going? What the fuck is going on? We posted this three, four days ago. I'm going to peruse. I don't need some stuff. And it's consistent. And I drop into

some of these guys' profiles, if they're public and I go, this fucking guy, this guy's calling me. He's like, oh, this guy never actually wanted to be in shape. I'm like, I'm dude, I took a snapshot And now Josh Wolf and I are going back and forth Every fucking day going

Is this insane? Sometimes it also feels like you hit a vein of like bots Like you hit like a bot topic. Yeah. That happens true. You know what it's just like I feel like fitness is such a heavy bot topic That like if you step in it

Yeah There's probably you know Half of those accounts are real And the rest of them are just like fake people that have their comments find a real one. Yeah, yeah. I'm fucking perusing.

That's, and I saw a bunch of fucking fat doughy bitches acting like I'm not in shape. And I'm upset. I was just hung over. I got swollen, I got swollen alcohol in face.

That doesn't mean I'm not in shape and I'll fucking destroy them. Are you, I always assumed you are, but are you in great shape? It's such a funny question. What? Are you?

Yeah, I don't know. I've never seen your shirt off. There's no way to tell. I'm in, honestly. No, I'm asking. I run a 5K today. You have a lot.

I ran 5K and went to the gym. I ran a fucking sub 8, 5K. You ran 5 miles today. No, 5K is 3.2 miles. You ran 3.2 miles today. And sub 8.

What's sub a mean? Sub 8. Under 8 minute miles. Look how stiff. And I haven't run. Look how stiff the right arm is. Yeah, I'm fucking, I'm fine. I'm fine.

All right. Fucky. That's great news. I didn't fucking say anything. I didn't show you were bad shape. There's people acting like I'm not in shape. Yeah. Are you in shape?

No, I just... I've known you for 10 years. No, I'll take flack from a Boys and Hood t-shirt. You took that wrong. What I was saying was... Am I in shape? What I was saying was, is I always thought you were in shape. Why is everybody saying this to you?

Are you not in shape? I was saying it like I'm surprised. No, you know, angles, the lighting. My face was fat for being drunk. the night before. Yes. Yeah, I was confused. I was like,

I just thought you were in really good shape. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's weird that you're people calling you fat. The whole point of this was on the heels of your conversation going as crazy. These online fucking maniacs are just going to log in and say some shit. You don't know. You're not watching the fucking episode.

They're miserable. You don't know the show. You don't know me. Yeah, I know. So now I've got to read these comments every fucking day. Yeah, I know. You don't have to read them. No, I don't.

And I've been really good when not. But you just think, when you want to cancel out all the notifications, you can't avoid priority comments. Why don't you just turn your notifications off? Turn your notifications off. Yeah. Why do you need notifications from Instagram? Well, because we post a few different things all the time. But so what?

So you open your phone every few hours and see how it's doing and then close it. Yeah, you're not wrong. But I try and cancel out the notifications. And the first top one is, hey, milk bag. Wait, what do you mean you try to cancel out the notification? You just have to hit the fucking red so it cancels out and starts over. Otherwise, it just keeps tracking all the likes and comments and follows. Even if you turn off notifications every once in a while,

Instagram would be like, hey, you missed. Someone calling you fat. Yeah. A reminder. He'll sneak one in just being like, hey, you might want to look at this. Yeah. Everyone's, that doesn't the notification. Everybody's going to fat.

Hey. Yeah, Instagram goes. I wouldn't open the app right now. That's the notification. I'd let it go for a couple days. Why don't you go to a lake? Go to a lake house. Run that dog for a while.

Yeah. Now, just turn the notifications off completely, man. You can't have them on. You just can't have them on. It's crazy. It is. It's bad. It's crazy.

Oh, dude, this happened today. I got on the flight to get here. action Bronsonson's on the flight. Oh, nice. How's he look? He looked great. He lost a lot of weight. Yeah.

Oh, he's not fat like me. But dude, this is, this is the, he, uh, then he just got off the flight. Oh, like before it took off? He sat down and then we're on the plane for maybe like 15 minutes. He's like sitting in the seat and then he just got up, said something to the Stewart and just left. Maybe he was freaking. Maybe he gets like panic. Maybe.

He did the coolest thing, though. This guy, he had his bag above him. He handled this, like, so beautifully. And I think of some of it has to do with his voice, but it was the coolest. This guy starts trying to put his bag in, like above where Action Bronson's sitting. And he just goes, you can't stuff it in there. And the guy's just like...

And so he gets up and he goes, look, you think you can fit that in there? and the guy's like what he's like there's no space you can't stuff it in there and the guy just gave up and walked away and he sat back down it was like

the coolest most relaxed he never was mad he just was like he disarmed him yeah yeah you see that he talked to him like a little kid like see how there's no space yeah yeah it's not going to work the interactions uh regarding the overhead

that happened on planes. I've had one that got away from me. It haunts me. To this day, it haunts me. I didn't say something to this guy. Oh, I thought you flew off the handle. No, no, no, no. No, I let it go, and I regret letting it go.

Mm-hmm. Because I always put my bag across. I don't put it over my seat. I put it across, because it makes so much more sense that when you stand up, you're facing and you reach and pull it down. So, yeah. So, like, so recently I'm on the plane, and this isn't the one that got away, but I was doing that.

And some guys like, oh, are you sitting over there? You know, I was like, no, I'm sitting over there. He's like, but you put it over there? And I was like, yeah, it makes more sense. And he was like, oh, yeah. So that was whatever. Nailed. Got him.

But one guy, one time. The second one that got away. No, the one time this guy, I was already sitting down and I had my bag opposite. and he gets it's it's above his seat he takes it out and he goes he goes um whose bag is this your bag and I go yeah and he goes yeah I'm just gonna move it to over here this is my space up here and it to this day I'm like I should have gone

don't touch my fucking bag yeah don't touch my fucking bag yeah you put your bag above my seat yeah and I didn't do that I regret it did he go back wait so you had open did he take take your bag and go back a couple rows No. He had space over my seat, and I took the space over his seat. And it was a cross. Yeah. Yeah. So where do you take? He put your bag. He took my bag over my seat and goes, this is my space up here.

But he didn't say it like tough guy. He was like, he's like, yeah, I'm just going to move. Because this is my space up here. It was like very dad energy. I can't tell you how mad it makes me when I think about it. I know. I get it. It makes me so mad. I popped on a guy the other day on a plane because he shove past me. It's such an awful feeling. Yeah.

He shoved past me and I go yeah say excuse me man yeah. And he goes what? I go say excuse me. I like this. You just shove by me. He goes, I did.

I go no you didn't. And he goes Yeah. Okay. And then when I walk past him I go excuse me. People are such fucking idiots anymore.

They're so in their own world because of their fucking phone and this sick. society we live in with no real interaction. They think they said it. He really thought he said it in his head. Because this fucking lunatic only talks to himself in a

fucking screen all day. Dude, I got my girl putting a fucking knee in the walkway down the aisle. She'll throw a fucking knee out. Wait, what? She'll throw a knee out. When you land and you go bong, everybody unclicks and gets fucking nuts. Yeah. She throws the

knee out. Good. Yeah, you got to close out. Yeah. Oh, people skip in the line. Yeah. You got to close it out. That's the first conversation I have. It's like, what are you fucking new? Yeah. It's the last time I got in an argument.

It's probably a month ago. This pissed me off. What are you fucking new? Don't you realize you just go row by row? Yeah. Elderly and women first? This is Titanic type shit. Would they say?

What did the guy say? He just got scared. Good. And he's like, well, I'm like, you ever connecting flight? No, everybody was moving slow. I'm like, they're moving slow because there's no reason to force your way out of a door

that's fucking closed. Yeah. Where are you going? Yeah. Could you imagine this psycho coming at you on a near point? No. I was rich. My life is over.

This guy's going to kill me on foot. I was going to risk it all, dude. I was going to risk it all. You're just trashed? But now she, yeah, of course. And she's, you know, she's getting it. She understands. She's great.

She's fighting for the people. By the way, I meant to tell you this earlier, I saw Hinchcliff last night and we were talking about your girl. about how great she is. Oh, yeah, okay. Long pause. He laughed. No, because there's that much dead air behind that.

Me and Tony were talking about your girl. Yeah, me and Tony. Of all people, right? You and Tony. Yeah, yeah. Well, what did you say? We were just saying? We were just saying, because she came on Sunday

when we were all hanging. Yeah, yeah. And we were talking about what a great crew was, and I go, and then Pope shows up and he's got Morrow with him. And he was like, oh, my God. How great is she? She's so cool.

Like, where I was like, She's awesome. She's one of us. You know what he liked about her a lot? And I was like, I like that about her too. He was like, dude, I love that she just got such a kick out of all of us being idiots to each other. Yeah. Like you could see that she just enjoyed.

Yes. All of these guys. Well, it's like throwing on 90 days fiance for her. Dude, it's just a bunch of us. Is that Kelly's? Yeah. Yeah. What?

What? That's a risk, bro. What? Bringing any lady into that environment is. To Kelly's? Why? Yeah. Why?

Shit face? I mean, what am I telling tales out of school? No, no. What are you looking at me? What's going to happen? But I've been with him and his girl a million times from her shit-faced. But why's Kelly's different? I mean.

What do you mean? Well, you told me that you were taking non-stop shots to Kelly's. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Not for the whole thing. She didn't stay to the end. However a long time.

No, yeah, we stayed till the end. They got like they're kind of early. Oh, okay. I don't remember. She just, dude. She knows how to walk dogs. She knows how to walk dogs. No, I know.

She hangs out with a bunch of us and she just goes, let the fucking, let these animals run. I'm not putting it on her. I'm just saying. But I've seen you shit face with your girl. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's the risk thing, though? Well, it's always, it's a coin toss. I got to be honest.

I don't think I've ever seen either you not shitface with your girl. That's why I'm confused by the risk thing. Yeah, I don't understand. It seems like it's just regular behavior. It's the day to day. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, but... Now I want to go to the bar.

I knew this is going to fucking happen. It doesn't always go for me. Yeah, but I drove. But I drove. Oh, yeah. I drove, so I wouldn't drink. You handcuffed yourself. That's a good move.

But now I'm like, six minutes I can leave the fucking car and get you moving back tomorrow. You're so close. I'm going to be sitting there for four days. Huh? You could like walk here, couldn't you? It would be a hike. It's not a bad drive, but to walk it would be like... Shlep. Yeah, it's, it would be kind of crazy to walk it.

It'd be a bit of a Shlep. That's his gate. Yeah. Shlep. I can't believe you guys turned on me. With what? She's taking shots with your girlfriend as a risk. I don't understand.

I still don't get what you mean. Yeah, why is it a risk? She wasn't taking shots. She was just watching us hang out. Okay. Well, 12 hours of drinking with. No, no. No, no.

My lady. My lady can go south pretty fast. No, they were there. for two hours. And I'm not blaming her. 12 hours. 12 hours was not everybody. 12 hours was. Tommy, you? No, Tommy Bell. Tommy was there for two hours. Tony came for like three. It was on the heels of the Houston trip. Yeah.

Oh, I thought you guys just went. Shane put in like six. But then me, Toby, and Nick went to whole nine. Oh, okay. For full 12. All right. Yeah. Yeah. It's a problem. You know, but I don't, I just. I don't know. I wish it wasn't the most fun thing in the fucking world to do. Yeah.

It's the most fun thing in the fucking world. Yeah, it's. It truly is. You post up at a bar and you're just like, let's go, dude. It's so fun. And when you know you can just hop around too is fucking amazing, you know? Yeah. I like a good crawl.

I love the football in the truck. Mar and I went to Shane's before this, and I thought I was going to take the truck here. I got a new football. My boy Cooch bought me. Yeah. It's called the Dime Lab. Yeah. It's a new brand of a football.

And I just wanted to toss today with Chris. And I forgot it. Yeah. I'm just on the heels of hanging out. You toss a ball? Getting fucked up with your boys. No. I don't do anything athletic.

Yeah. You toss a load on a hooker. Tight spiral, dude. Tight spiral. tight rope tight rope tight rope the uh

no I fuck I hear you dude it's just we were when we were in Chicago we were in the car going to the venue Shane's

Shane's going DeRosa de Russell look at this bar look at this bar I'm like Shane look at this bar we were just

pointing them out I was like we get some real work done in that place that's got our fucking names written all over it there's so many

yeah good looking Irish pubs yeah Yeah. Yeah. Oh, dude, anytime I see a bar and I see red neon, I'm like, this is.

Oh, it's a bug light for fucking retard. That's perfect. You get zapped immediately, it's a bug light. That's perfect. It's a zapper, man. It's so true, dude.

Yeah, Jesus Christ. We were in a weird area, not a weird area, but the area we were staying in was like a little too, it was like it was nice there wasn't like a good dive out there yeah which is why it felt good when we got back here on sunday well you're close to the arena right yeah yeah kelly's pub such a true irish pub yeah and then chalmers is such a fucking awesome sports bar and then marfa is such an awesome

like 70 style kind of dive yeah and then wiggle room is like true dive like we hit all the notes the progression into the night yeah yeah yeah yeah it was great Yeah, I know. Makes you want to do a few things. If you flick your nose. I know. Perfect timing. Makes you want to do a couple things, huh?

It really itches. It really fucking inches. Yeah, it's burn out. Anyway, what's that bar around the corner? Oh, wait, do you not want to say? Because you don't want to give away where you're living near? Oh, no, it's a good spot.

Yeah, you can just clip it. I haven't been there in a minute. It's called Nunya. Yeah. Nunya? Like none your business? Yeah, yeah. That's a nice little, I wouldn't call it a dive, but it's a nice little.

It's a great bar. It's designed as a dive. It is kind of dive. I mean, not divey, but you know what I mean? Yeah. Dude, have you been to low down? Good lighting. No.

Where's that? East 6th Street. Dude, it's... Is it new? No. It's been there forever, apparently. Dude, you go up... So if you cross 35 on 6th, and then the E6 bars start, like with like Shangri-La and all that,

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It tastes great. You gotta get in on this. I had never gone in because it looked, it looked so perfect from the outside. I was like, there's no way it's, it's gonna be as cool as I think it is. Like I just was,

I kind of weirdly wrote it off for that reason. And then finally one day I went in with my manager, I was like, this could be the most perfect bar I've ever been in my life. Like it has been there for, it has lived in.

It is a fucking, it's old E6th. Yeah. They got a pool table with yellow felt. Damn. It's like, it feels like you're in the 70s. And I don't,

I don't mean because it's... Yellow felt is... Curated. I mean, like, it feels like it's just been sitting there since the fucking 70s. Untouch. It's awesome.

Yeah. Mustard felt. Yeah. It's like staring into the eyes of a beautiful woman. Yeah. You just get lost. Yeah.

If you're not playing, you just look at the felt. Yeah. And you just... Yeah. Time passes. Loud bartender, hot chick,

tattoos. Golly. Drop chilling? You guys want shots? Just three o'clock in the afternoon. Yeah. You know, just like getting, like, it's just, it was a scene. I kind of might, I'm right now, I think I'm more in more of a mood for like a nice view, the bar with a view.

Because I've been drinking in the cold winter in a dive. Yeah. You know where you would love? You know what I mean? Remind me to text. Remind me to text up. I've been in a hole. You truly have.

That's the asshole of America. Yeah. Westchester sucks, dude. No, it's, I love Westchester. It's nice. It's nice. I love Westchester. What?

What? You're fucking asking for it. Dog shit. What for this? You're going to go after Westchester now? You take the fucking six-pack people that went hard on you? You're going to trash Westchester? No, no, no.

Hold on. It's fun for a weekend. You can't just get locked in there, dude. It's fucking, good Christmas town. I could live in a holiday town. Great holiday town. Yeah. I could live in a holiday town.

in Westchester. The part that I would get tired of is the young, the college kids. Yes, college kids. Also, what do you got? Two restaurants? Um, I know this is a ton, but two worth of shit. Three? That's all you really need. True. But you're, you're a fucking asshole. Why? Because you're a liar. No, I'm not. You're being a liar. No, Phoenixville. When I lived in Phoenixville,

there was like three. Yeah, if you like Phoenixville, you're going to love Weston. But there were three great restaurants, but my point is, is like, to battle the fucking midgets. This is what I'm, getting at. You're a small town living. Yeah. So in a small town you go, we got a couple of spots. Not for us. You don't have fucking kids. You want big city options in a town.

You're not going to get it. What I'm saying for what we do. Okay? What? Be animals? I'm not saying it's yes. You fucking disgrace. What are you going to go from McGillow fuckers to make shenanaghs? Yeah, there's six bars. Tom's great. That's not enough. Tom, you get drunk

on airplanes and try to fight people. before the doors open. Well, they weren't I can right. And you're saying Westchester's not close to. Yeah, I do like... Dude, hold on. Hold on. West Chesson.

I like when you hop to bar to bar to bar and you know all the barters. That's cool. That's nice. But you're telling me you lived in a fucking hole for six months because there's no other option. No, no, there are other options. Just the closest option was...

By hole you mean house. The house you lived in. No, no. I mean like, you know, I was drinking at fucking square bar all the time. Square bar is awesome. Square bar is incredible. Unbelievable. I'm just saying.

No, no. locations. No, no. Square bars great. If you want to live like cheers, I get it. Square bars. Like cheaters? That's fuck cheers. Yeah. Oh, cheers. Yeah. I get it. There's a charm in it. What I'm saying is don't glorify a fucking town. I will. Acting like you're going to retire in fucking Westchester

in a small strip. Half of your content online is talking shit about sandwiches. Where are you going to eat in fucking Westchester? Carlinos. There's good sandwich spots. Carlinos is fucking awesome. This is great. Also, steaks is great. Stakes is great. The fuck are you talking about.

It's so much better than Austin. It's a great. All right, all right, all right. Cut that. But no, like, there's a lot of good places to eat. Yeah. I love, I love, I agree that Austin has way more options, but it's a big fucking city, you know?

So. I just mean to change a scenery, you know? I hear what you're saying. Look. Redisine your living room. Get new fucking drinks. The Westchester pizza has like an 8, 5 or something. There's a thing.

Yeah. There's a thing in. Pennsylvania. But again, this just comes with city life versus not city life. So this doesn't apply to Philly. But there's a thing in Pennsylvania in the towns we all hang out in and grew up in stuff and they're great fucking towns. But there is a repetition of vibe in establishments, you know?

Yeah, yeah. I remember when PJ Ryan's was still open. Right? Yeah. Well, Hans? No, PJ Ryan's. PJ Ryan's was still open in Phoenixville. and I met the owner because he owns

he either owns jitters or he owns Rines. No, Rines, duh, I'm an idiot. So I met the owner and I said to him, he's great guy. I go, dude, I go, I gotta ask you this man, I go, I'm not busting your balls. You obviously know what you're doing, you know? Yeah. I go, but why

PJ Rines is the only real dive on Bridge Street in Phoenixville? I go, why are you guys having a DJ in there, man? Like there's a DJ in there who's playing the same shit the DJs and all the other places are playing. I go, you guys should be playing fucking Black Sabbath in that bar. Like, it should be different. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But I get it. They got to all go for... What did he say to that? Get the fuck out of my bar. Yeah. Put your shirt on and get the fuck out of my bar. He did the casino. I don't remember. I made my point.

I moved on. He did. I set the message. Joe's Yelp review. Yeah. He did the De Niro. He goes, he goes, he goes. pick this fucking guy up

and open the... Use his head to open the fucking door. He wasn't offended. I wasn't being a dick. He just was like, yeah, well, you know, because you got to go for the... I forget what he said. You know what?

Actually, I think I do remember. It was after they sold it. So he was already getting out. So I was like, why did you guys never... He's like, I don't know, man. We're just, you know, we're trying, whatever. I think he just was like, care. Who cares?

Look, dude, I'm not... And it still hasn't reopened as anything else. In defense of Westchester. Yeah. In high school, we would go there to drink greatest time ever. Oh, yeah.

College time, you go to there drink, greatest time ever. If you're starting a family, it's a great area. Yeah. What I'm defending is your comment about, like, living there with what you do.

What do you mean with what I do? As a comedian? Yeah. Well, no, of course you couldn't live there There's a comedian. I didn't say that. Well, that's all I'm saying is like it's not the fucking

It's not the place to stay. But you never made that point. You just started bringing up how there's not enough restaurant. That's all you had to say. I would have agreed with you. Well, then how'd you get to Phoenixville? Because. To say fucking thing.

No, no, no. Phoenix. Here's the deal with. Oh, there's difference? This is what it was supposed to be with Phoenixville. I can tell you exactly what happened. I worked in Phoenixville. I bought the house in Phoenixville when I was still living in New York. My plan was.

was I want to buy it. Change the town. What? Change the town. Change the town? Yeah, make it fucking exceptional. What do you mean? Oh, I want to change Phoenixville.

Yeah. I thought I could be the Joe Rogan of Phoenix. I thought I could be there. So, no, so I, what I did was is I bought a house there because I thought, I love the town.

And I thought, let me invest in my future. I'll work and live primarily in New York. And then I'll go to this. house sometimes to get away from it all. After I bought the house, very shortly after, I, A, kind of got fed up with New York because my apartment got robbed, all these things. I just was like, you know what?

I think I'm done. I think I've just hit a wall here. And I also was spending more time in Austin and realizing, oh, I think I actually want to go back to Austin because I lived here in 2000 and I was like, I actually could live down there and make comedy money. And it's the same as New York. So then I started, I got rid of my place in New York and I started going between Austin and PA. And then that became harder and harder because the prices of the flights kept going up.

The availability of flights kept going down. And then I was down here all the time. And then one thing led to another. And that's why I got rid of the house. Yeah. But that's what happened. It was not like, I wasn't going to- You didn't give up on Phoenixville is what you're saying.

What's that? You didn't give up on Phoenixville. I didn't give up on it. It just didn't make any more. sense to me. Like it didn't, it didn't, not, not in that way. Now, if I, if my ship comes in and I've got money to burn, I, in two seconds would buy a house in the woods out there

as a place to, like, move when I'm 70. Go to Poconos. I love Phoenix. I'd rather be in Phoenix. Well, I have friends there, family, what's that? Close to a lake. Dude, it's right. The Schuylkill was right across, right.

It was awesome. It was awesome. It was a river with a bike trail and it was great, dude. It was fucking. Oh, you're a bike. You're a big biker. What's your problem today? Have you been on a bike?

You want to fucking... In 20 years. I want to bust my balls? Huh? Yeah? Just make you feel like a tough guy right now? No. No, I'm fat.

No, I think if I had a lot, I'd get like... I'm going to knock you to the ground. Yeah, tonight? It's going to be spilled. A little bit. Boy, oh boy. If you can get me to the ground once, out of a thousand times, I'll give you $10,000.

I'm going to just wait. A thousand. tries. I'm watching those margaritas go down easy. This is a first of all. I'll sit in the pocket. This is good. No, no, no, no. This makes me strong. Damon Jack? I don't feel much. It's your spinach. Yeah, it's going to be harder.

How are those canned margaritas? Not bad. You want to try one? Josh, he has two. No, no, no. I'm all right. I don't need one. Josh. No, no, I don't want a margarita right now. I won't like it right now. I won't drink it Can you get me two Cayman Jacks Give me two Cayman Jacks

What do you want me to do God damn I know Yeah Fuck no no It is the pollen Yeah it's the pollen Yeah it was a long night Long Monday night

The pollen Is that where her name was Ladies and gentlemen Stage number three The Beautiful pollen Let them try that Why don't you have it What

Why don't you have one I'm not going to have one. Yeah, he's clean-sighted too. Yeah, I really don't want one. I'm going to sip it and not drink it. I'm telling you, I'm going to waste it. I do want to look at the can, though. Just have a fucking sip.

Yeah, have a shot off. I don't want to waste it. It's ready to drink. Don't waste it. I'll finish it. Pig. You're wasting this conversation is what you're doing with your mouth. Wait, were you supposed to shake it like that? No, I didn't shake it.

I just turned. Oh, okay. You're checking the label. Yeah. Kaman Jack proudly crafted made with lime juice and agave nectar. It says it's ready to drink. You don't need to shake, right? 5.6 per 8% by alcohol.

All right. Is it fizzy? No, not too much. Less than a white claw. It's more towards a like a canned cocktail. Too much acidity. I don't,

nothing against the good people that came and Jack. I didn't buy this. I don't like canned. He fucked up. Canned margaritas for whatever reason. They'd never taste right to me. Cut water will change your world. I think I've had cut water

Isn't cut water vodka though? Well, in that term it was a tequila But they have all spirits You don't like a canned Gatorade Wait, cut water is all canned different spirits? Yeah Oh, I didn't know that I've only had the vodka ones

Yeah So you have the mule You know what's amazing? You ever try this espresso martini? No No Baby. Damn

It's so good Yeah And that's heavy It's like 135 Jesus Christ The margarita is 12-5. Cut water? Yeah.

It's all genuine, genuine cocktails. Have you had hoop tea? Huh? Hoop tea? No. Hoop tea. Hoop tea. Like, H-O-O-P-T.

Dude, it's an ice, it's iced tea with vodka in it. Yeah. And the can is awesome. It looks like the 70s. It's like all like stripes and shit. It's such a cool can. Dude, it tastes like fucking ice tea.

It tastes like fucking ice tea. Oh, no. It's delicious. It just, you can't taste the alcohol. It just, it's so refreshing. Is it a Texas thing or is that a worldwide? No, I have a PA. Hold, I'll show it to you.

I'll show it to you. Hold on. Never heard of hoop tea. Who the fuck is sending me? People are nuts, man. Well, who's sending you what? People just send you requests for money. Oh, yeah.

It's crazy. Yeah. It's pretty good. I always feel bad not sending it. I made a mistake, put my cash out on one of these pods. Oh, yeah. Yeah, can you pay my rent this month? Yeah.

You know, like. Anyway, from like $1,000 to $3,000. Yeah, yeah. $40. I got to take my fat wife out to Applebee's. Could you get me a burger? That's a tough one. I sent that one.

Yeah. I sent that one you got to do. Yeah, you have to do that. You got to feed the pigs. Yeah. One was like, I need to buy my daughter like a trumpet or something. Yeah. Can't do that.

I want to do it. Yeah. So bad. So badly. Yeah. So badly. It hits you right in the guilt button. It does.

Where it's just like, I don't even deserve to live. Yeah. Sometimes stories are good enough. That's it. Oh, yeah, I've had that. So good. Yeah. It's so good.

It's a Palmer. Um, well, it's not, though. There's no lemonade in it. It's just iced tea. Okay. But, uh... Oh, okay. It's fucking great.

It's fucking great. I haven't, I haven't seen it around. a lot, though. Like, it's kind of hard to find, I think. Yeah, it's limited distribution. Hoop-Tee. Fucking Hoop-Tee's hard to find. We'll get you some hoop-tie.

All right. All right. Who makes hoopty? I think they're their own company. Yeah, well, I don't. Let me open it back up. You got to go to Salesforce.

It says... Get some people. LinkedIn. Yeah, get some people selling hoopty. It just says... See, LinkedIn. The trademark is, just them.

And the address is them. It doesn't, I don't think a bigger company makes it. Damn. All right. Let's move on. We're not in a fucking library. It's a tank of your shit. Of the toilet? Yeah, it's, it's warming up.

I got to check out the house. I've got to do an inspection. See what's what. Is your girl here? No. Where's she at? Uh, visit her family. We'll rip up in here. Yeah. Place a ball.

Indoor. Indoor ball? Yeah. I just got a new lacrosse, dude. I'm ready to ride. We're going to play some football as soon as we're done here, Joe. I won't. Yes, you will.

No, I will not. Yes, you will. I refuse. Why not? Because I don't play that game. What's everyone doing? Where is everyone? You know what I mean?

That's what I just landed. So I'm just like, what's everyone doing? Like emotionally? Well, yeah, sure. You just watch. Let's check in all that. Yeah. How you guys doing emotionally?

Enjoying Texas? You're having a nice time. Yeah, things are good. You're drinking too much. You're tired. There's definitely a little too much booze, but it's fun. But the usual shit, man, you know, the usual Monday night hang. The, um, the, uh, I don't know, it's weird.

Shane just got back to it. Like, you guys are all just kind of getting back. Yeah, yeah. You know. Finding our footing again. Yeah. Um. Boose booz's picking up.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The summer, yeah. summer crowds in? I think he's been

going to the... I've been going to the clubs the different nights than him for the most part. Oh, okay. But, you know, but but I think, you know, Gardini, Le Maire, everybody,

they got their show at the creek and, you know, seeing those guys around is always fun. That is tonight, actually. Optimal. You want to go there? Hey. Oh.

I don't know, man. You got stuff to do. Huh? I got most of what I needed to get done done But I'm just no I drank Here's the thing I drank four fucking nights in a row Like an idiot

Wow Okay That's a good stretch It's a great stretch But now I got to go to Key West For the Key West Festival I got to I leave on Thursday Oh

I landed I landed four o'clock At 7 p.m. We take a booze cruise out That's awesome And then the thing The festival was Saturday and Friday and Saturday.

I have one show to do. One of my things I have to do is I'm in a beer pong contest against Brian Quinn. Like, it's all just going to be drinking again. That's awesome. And I'm just like, I'm getting freaked. I'm afraid I'm liquidating my insides at this point. Yeah, but the sun will take care of that. You know?

You're drinking with the greats down there. I'm worried about my liver, man. I, you know. You're fine. Putting a hurting on it. Well, here's the thing, dude. You know, I was talking to my buddy today and I go, you know, I was tired last night. I was going to stay in.

And then at the last minute, I'm like, fuck it. And I went and I was like, I'll go have a couple drinks with the guys. And I get over to the club at like 1130. And I said to my buddy today, I go, dude, I'm sitting there last night going, I didn't drink a lot tonight. I had 10 fucking drinks. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Like, dude.

But yes. I don't know. Like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, this can't be good for me. I was trying to explain to Jamie Lynn Siegler. Huh? That's what I was trying to explain to Jamie Lynn Seeger. I'm taking to these.

I got here at 11. I didn't drink that much. I'll do for any movie. Out the door, McDonald's Door Dash. Oh, you do. On the way, second night in a row. Yeah.

Second night in a row, McDonald's Door Dash. One hung on the door knob. I showed the picture of the DoorDash or take. How funny is that? It's amazing. Two bags of McDonald's hanging on the doorknob. It's amazing. Because you forgot he ordered once.

It's making me crave it. Yeah, I know. I saw a billboard for McDonald's today, and I was like, man, I wanted to get it so bad. So fucking. Anyway, so the point is, is, I got a scratchy throat. I got to be on my drinking game this week.

I don't care. I don't care. I was just, I was literally about to compliment you. You know? You don't got to take the outside. out of everything. All right? Sometimes it's just a nice conversation.

What are the odds of you about to compliment? You know what I was going to say? Yeah. I got to go to this thing where I know I'm going to drink all weekend. I drank a ton the last four days. I feel like I might be getting a little cold. And I said, but aside from all that, the idea of drinking with you is such a temptation because it's so fun,

that was the compliment. Let's make it five. Five p. You're not going to do it, though. Or are you? You're going to die. You're going to slide into a few? And fucking...

I haven't seen my baby. The fuck's that place called Ersa Miners? The bar Not yet. Not yet. Yeah, yeah. Ersa Miners. The fuck was that?

Joe. Third-eye blind. What the hell? I forget what that means. I think it's the name of like a bear or something. It's a little different. That's what it is. Yeah.

All right. You got some wings, maybe? You got something to plug? Yeah, my new podcast. it's premiering that it's supposed to drop this month on YMH, vile and horrendous. So it's finally coming. Let's go. I'm be teasing it for a while now, but it's finally coming.

We're about to start recording, and it's going to start coming out biweekly, biweekly, and it should drop, episode one should drop by the end of, before the end of April. And it'll be every other week on YMH. That's great. Yeah. Oh, well, let's hope. Yeah, yeah, we'll see. Fuck yeah, dude.

Violin horrendous? Violin horrendous. Yeah. Perfect. Yeah. I'm excited about it. Perfect title. Thank you.

Thank you. What's your name? I'm going to be in Birmingham, Alabama, 17th through the 19th. Then I'm going to be in Tempe, Arizona, the next weekend, whatever that is. And then I'm going to be in L.A., May 7th. And then I'm a tour. I'm going everywhere. Yeah.

I don't know. We'll see. I saw that. It's great. As many places as possible. That's good, dude. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

See what happens. Can I plug some dates? I forgot. Yeah. I only have two I want to play. No, no. We got to wrap up. It's a hour in.

April 25th. Thanks, Josh. April 25th. April 25th? Where are you going to be? Yeah. Houston, the secret group. Oh, shit.

And then Netflix is a joke. May 8th, the comedy store. Please come out. Joderosa.com for tickets. Fuck yeah, dude. All right. Thanks, Joe. I love you, babe.

I love you. Aren't you going to plug you something? No. All right. Yeah. Fuck it.