Stuff Island - Kurt Metzger - Stuff Island #178

Episode Date: April 2, 2025

Kurt Metzger joins Stuff Island this week. Kurt is an Austin based stand up comedian. Kurt has been seen on Comedy Central, Joe Rogan Experience and Kill Tony Comedians Chris O'Connor and Tommy Pope are making all kinds of Stuff on the paytch. Each week they talk about anything & everything under the sun. Tommy also chefs up some delicious meals. It's a blast, folks. - SUB TO PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/StuffIsland - SUB ON ITUNES: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/stuff-island/id1448662475 - SUB ON SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/3QvnmWtMlJ0ZC9uUu1Vvdk - Follow Chris on IG: https://www.instagram.com/achrisoconnor/?hl=en - Follow Tommy on IG: https://www.instagram.com/tommyjpope/?hl=en Get your first month FREE for Bluechew - use promocode "stuffisland" on bluechew.com to get your first month for FREE Book a doctor who is right for you at Zocdoc.com - stop putting off your doctors appointments and go to zocdoc.com/stuffisland Sponsor Stuff Island: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/stuff-island Sponsor Look at Dish: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/lookatdish Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Are we recording this or no? No. We should probably. We can start whenever we want. We are recording it. Because magic is gay. It does show you. Because you want to know like, okay, wait, what did they think they were doing? So my ex who used to work at a Getty, she got into. The gas station. That's correct. Okay. I didn't know the museum. The fancy I wish I Wish I thought to say Do the greatest thing on Elaine told me that his uncle said His old Italian races uncles, you know, yeah, and who's watching Buffy the vampire? He walked in he's watching this like Uncle Tony or whatever. He goes. Hey, what are you watching?

You guys a good guys about this ju-bro to fight Dracula Yeah, but you brought five track To what time that's that's the definition of an agent Yeah, TV guy was a thing. Yeah Money and just to be powering through episode. Yeah, what's your manager doing? He's a fucking Jew brother. But anyway. Get it? All right, we're starting. No more names. No more fucking names. But what happened to the manager?

Wait, wait, I forgot. So Nick, what's his name? Mullen? No, no, no. Old Nick, who's a Republican guy, Italian guy. I'm blanking on it. Oh, yes. God, he's so fucking good.

Yeah. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to the bathroom. I'm going to the bathroom. I'm going to the bathroom. I'm going to the bathroom. I'm going to the bathroom. I'm going to the bathroom. I'm going to the bathroom. I'm going to the bathroom. What's his name? Mullen? No, no old Nick who's who's Republican guy? Italian guy. I'm playing. Oh, yes God, he's so fucking TV. I mean Nick

Why am I blanking? I was a Louie's Louie's friend Boston guy. Yeah It's like we're breathing into each other's mouth. You're stupid. Wait, wait, he goes, yeah, he's talking to me. I did his podcast, or I don't know where we were talking. He said we never liked Star Wars. Because he goes, I thought he was like garbage can talking about bowling trophy. He broke it down real good. Some garbage can talking about bowling trophy.

Dude, the first time I ever saw him, it was at Helium and Philly and he was like, he goes, yeah, I hate going home for celebrations, you know, holidays and all that. Everybody thinks I'm famous. My niece is like, this is all you got me? And he's like,

I'm smoking a cigarette on a fucking milk crate. Ashen in the world. Green pepper. Damn, he's funny as fuck. He went hard right, dude. He went fucking bananas. Dude, we used to watch it. It was so good.

Jay and I used to watch him every night on the couch. God, he's so fucking funny. Just to check in with him. He's so funny, dude. Wait, who? Nick. Yeah, you brought it up. Oh is you too. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I just every night I can't I fucking you guys still can't figure this last name out. I gotta have another call for my friends. It's good That's when I start to remember people who've wronged me

It's the second claw that holds all the secrets. And I'll tell you another person I resent. Wait, but what happened? Your girlfriend worked at the Getty. Did you get a gas station? No one says gas station magic somehow. So she used to be in that goofy sigil magic, but what that is, is uh, no I've no, I fundamentally don't understand this because I've only done every single thing I've ever had an urge to do You know lucky for me, you know, it's like choking a hooker to death or anything right right right too bad But I don't have to align my will with where I my speed whatever the fuck right like I want to be a barber But I don't know I'm just throwing in my dad wants me to be a but I don't know, I'm just throwing in things. But I can't keep it. My dad wants me to be a fucking, I don't know, janitor.

I don't know. How do I align my will? But I fucking hate mops. My dad says, like, a thing where you wanna do it, but you never do it kind of thing. Okay. People program their subconscious with the sigil shit. That's what the whole thing's for, is to program your subconscious. Because your subconscious is steering most of the time, you know?

Okay. So they think they can, what, they go to sleep or something and someone talks to them? Or how do you program your subconscious? I don't know because as she was telling me, I started to want to suck a dick, so I got scared. I got scared. The more information, I was like,

dick sounds tasty as hell. And I was like, wait wait these aren't my thoughts I did draw a sigil of a pussy look at it that I threw up cuz it was gross The polo Yes, right. Yeah, the polo. Yeah, what the hell? So good man, what's that guy? Who's that guy making out with Jesus? That's Judas, I believe. Looks like he's like forcing himself on Jesus. He's kissing the other... Manager, agent... I think the Romans are taking him away. Assistant to the manager. And then there's the mafia.

No, he owns the whole agency. It's the Kennedys. There's the Romans. This poor guy's the white talent that got overlooked. Yeah. Javis. You know Jesus' correct name is Josh. It's Josh Christ. That's correct.

Josh Christ. Josh, Josh, who's saying Christ. It's a very common Middle Eastern name. Josh, who's saying Christ. H, Jesus, oh, Jesus H Christ. Josh, Josh Hussein Christ. It's a very common Middle Eastern name. Josh Hussein Christ. H, Jesus, oh, Jesus H Christ. That's Hussein. Josh Hussein the whole time, and it's actually Josh, it's not Jesus.

It is. It's a tr, cause that's a trim. It does take the edge off all the sermons if it's just Josh. Well that's how you know he was white. Yeah, he dulls the blade. Yeah. Of how important it is. You know how he crucified Josh the other day, he was the chosen one. way I'm not into that's not true magic

now let's go save yeah oh yeah like a no sock look I do I mean it's getting hot that's where my cords with no socks new sock And the new thing is low socks wearing a nice pair of cord pres Fucking rolled up and I'm sitting down. All right. I'm fatting out all my shit. Yeah I'm bulking up for a Summer what am I getting? Yeah, I decided to get fatter for the summer. Yeah. Yeah

My arm too big Did I ever worked out and like since I moved here because my and i'm still I don't I gotta get like stem cells or something My shoulders fuck dude. What are you left handed? Dude, either trying to get back into the slippery tube down this river Or holding this. I don't know what are you fucking pulled by a boat. I had gone to the gym like just before that. You don't get a pump for the river. Yes. Do we talk about muscles already fucked. Yeah, I did something and it's like, it's kind of it's like where the tricep meets it. So it sucks so

bad. Yeah, it's gotta be a nerve. And as a result, I can't exercise my legs or bad. Yeah, it's gotta be a nerve thing as a result. I can't exercise my legs or belly. Yeah Can't wash my hair Standing up I feel it I can't pick up nothing around the house Where you going tubing? I'm interested It was fun other than the life-changing injury I'm interested It was fun other than the life-changing injury Is it like I'll come out and admit it was from tubing too

I'm not one of these guys that tells you it was something better than tubing Yeah, is it lazy river where you throw a 30-bird on like a tube and just float? Yeah, are you actually going down? Yeah, we all got you get real smashed up in a also, you know, it's kind of long you realize like you're drunk in the water Yeah, no way. Yeah. Wow. I didn't you realize like you're drunk in the water. Yeah Yeah, wow, I didn't think this through but I also got this yeah Well, that's fun overall good time fucking happiness Do you get out of the tubes? I just piss in the tube What did I do I

Just went in river but then you're with a bunch of other drunks in the river And then you realize you're just in a river. Yes. Yeah Taring you're fucking so I get past that pretty quick. Yeah, I'd never I never cared about that The temperature was nice all your boys just smoking beers in a fucking hot tub or even a small pool Do you ever know you're you know, you're pissing but why would you give a shit? We're gonna secret you ever go to Secrets? You ever go to Secrets? You ever go to Secrets? Secrets in fucking Ocean City? Maryland?

Yeah, of course I have. The Hot Tub Story should have been a secret. Yes, dude. Smell that. Have I ever been to fucking Secrets? Have I ever taken a whiff of this? You finger first and float second. How long ago did you go there?

You haven't washed it? No. College? Yeah, no, I was just thinking so hard, there? You haven't washed it? No. College. Yeah, no, just thinking so hard, dude. It got to the nail bed. I mean, if I can still smell it after that trip to the secrets. Have you been to the secrets? Ocean City, Maryland?

No, I know I have not. It's an outside bar that just has floats. It's a deck for fat pigs that get fingered. It's a... Is that like what it says in nice writing? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Live life, love, but pigs to get fingered. Is that like what it says in nice writing? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Live life love, but fat pigs getting fingered. A deck for fat pigs to get fingered.

There's people that walk them around like those kids with that stick. Yeah. It's heaven, dude. You guys get to do a little bit of hog fingering. 100%. God, I miss it. Hog diddling? I miss it so much.

Back in 09. Just like checking them. checking a little chunky noodling You're fucking a fat Irish broad and just like looking for like an awkward mole or a freckle Why? To keep them coming so hard? Yeah To last a little bit Yeah There's always something you just lock into like just a weird dark fucking Pennsylvania potato person

They'll get no Dago hog when it comes right? Yeah, dude, I'm fucking Mexican out there You're vicki, you know my big yeah He's making me cry laughing dude. He did mothership, but he's talking about Chapo. You know why they took Chapo down? Because he was a short king like me. And he goes, we're tunnelers. Big burro.

What's going on with Chapeau? Is he back? Is he out again? Remember Sean Penn got him caught? Hilarious. Has anybody put together that Sean Penn is a total... Now I don't think... An insane person. Sean Penn's not in on it.

This is the thing. Sean Penn's an asset of probably. Probably a number of Intel outfits. But he's the man who knew too little, 100%. And his Rolling Stone article of him going to interview Chapo, because you can tell he thinks he's on Rez Thompson, how he writes. Yeah. We're stopping you take a piss on the waiter.

I'm holding my dick in my hands. Sue, now, like it's really like, dude, you're hitting all the great notes on this fucking getting Choppo busted story here right about yourself and then uh he did an interview with him okay the interview is so fucking funny how retarded the question he asked Choppo just retard question what is your hope for the world? Like dude, kind of a good Lex Friedman on his lowest. It's not a big question. Not a big question is to chop up because it's the opposite of what you would want to

ask. You sit down and interview and just ask Choppo Kermit the Frog. Like a mom to a five year old. He has to mopey questions. Dude, he did. He did. Oh my God, you're right. Mom Yeah, what do you want to be when you go up chopper How does your mom get down fucking Democrats lost the worst You watch them on the news talking like you're like you'd say to me free. Yeah Well, you create a smaller country By Russia, Ukraine is a smaller country that was invaded by Russia, which is a larger country.

So that's wrong. Breakfast Club. Oh boy, we missed out on presents. We could have just- Auditor comes out of the can. We should bomb the shit out of them. Fuck the Jews. You're such a hawk.

What are you gonna to do about it? Oscar, the Krabs is coming out of the cage. I was debanked. Why was I debanked, you bitch? Oscar was deplatformed. I don't remember what you're talking about we I feel like Choppo's answer to the question. Okay, so I use the world because I remember watch. So the reason Trump is there is some Mexican actress wrote an open letter to El Chapo on the Mexican news and chopper wanted to fuck her. She's like, please come

Okay, so that's why she and and there's a Netflix thing about it actually about where's catfish of all time First you're gonna answer idiot questions from Sean Penn and you're going straight to super max motherfucker. You ain't gonna tunnel your way out of there. So he chop out his ear because he wants to fuck this chick okay he could have just hit out but his dumb fucking dick and then uh and then Sean Penn heard about it and just and the chick talks about on that Netflix really how he just inserted himself Into now what he really happened was probably a CIA or whoever inserted himself in yeah Shawn's not bright Yeah, they insert him in places. I've seen him in a book. He pops up like I Only came aware of it like recently how much he pops up and like Forrest Gump in these places You creating shit fucking hilarious dude.

It's true. He gave Zelensky his Oscar to melt down into bullets. Yeah, let's do some blow. Then they do some blow. Dude, when Zelensky goes down. What is the point of him being all those places? Because he's a fucking tool. I mean they got job. Oh Fucking yeah So you get cock-bought and it's like are you gonna meet shawn penny like all right I mean like i'm not against meeting shawn penn but if you think you're about to get laid with some other stuff like You're gonna meet shawn penn. You're like, okay cool, but

We're gonna talk later, right? Yeah. Yeah, go ahead shawn. Yeah, shawn. Give me the good. Let's just get this over with Like you invited a chick on a like a you barely knew on a trip and she brought a dude We're not fucking him even why? What's the cops us yeah, wait, what was the original like reasoning for him meeting? he just Inserted himself into a thing. He heard about her going to do And he was like, I'm gonna do the interview. Why would he even know about some Mexican actress? He just inserted himself into a thing he heard about her go, what I do. And he was like, I'm going to do the interview. Why would he even know about some Mexican actress? 100 percent. He didn't.

I don't like looking back at the Netflix thing. I don't believe I don't believe any of the stories anymore. Yeah, no, I agree. Yeah, I agree with this. There's got to be someone at the CIA who's sick of the Sean Penn. Well, first of all, all chop out all these people. Just use the end. The main boss is the CIA. The drug war was not a failure. sick of the Sean Penn well frizzle all chop all these people they're just using the main boss is the CIA the drug war was not a failure they always say the failed drug war it was a resounding success the war was to take over the

drug trafficking which the CIA did yeah back during Iran Contra they had already taken it over yeah so remember all the black guys you know they put crack in the hood yeah that's exactly what they did yeah, that's a real thing that's not a thing somebody made up a reporter found it in Gary Webb and he Shooting himself twice in the head. Yeah There's always a second shot in the head and once through the heart Yeah, it happens sometimes people shoot himself a second administration. Is that the war on drug? Oh, yeah Well, Nixon I think started in the war on drugs. I thought it was Nixon, but when,

they see I ain't taking it over. That's Poppy Bush. He was the head of the CIA. So that's their pet project was taking over the entire drug trade, which they did. So all the fentanyl and shit, like, you know, yeah, it's not just China. There's, it was coming through Canada.

So I mean, Justin Trudeau was in on it and people in this government are in on it. I don't know who. Yeah. And I really can't trust none of them because the drums already going back on. All of them doge cuts that are fucking hilarious and good. I don't want there to be D.I. D.I. in Guatemala or whatever the fuck. But the amounts are like piddly amounts. They're like, yeah, yeah. Like if it's like six billion dollars yeah um okay that is hilarious but like dude the Pentagon can't account for two trillion dollars happened twice yeah in

your lifetime they're like we don't know we're two trillion fucking dollars is yeah no it's not lost we just can't account for it who could you say that to that you owe that much money to yeah Yeah, I wonder what they're doing I can't account for it 500 billion to sean panday I You know, they probably blank him out and reset him. Yeah, yeah. A bunch of these people, you could tell they got switches on them.

It's so insane, like the level of Hollywood, like, I don't know, it's just like. This is what you would do if you wanted total control. It's so fun to be like where we are and see how insane everything is in this industry. Well, you gotta feel the rush of cock blocking El Chapo. Yeah, God. That must have been.

Maybe that's what it is, though. Chasing the Chapo Dragon. I wanna chase the Chapo Dragon. I'm forever trying to find something that felt as empowering as cock blocking El Chapo. Yeah. Do you know what I mean do you want to be tough? The most the biggest cock block I think I've ever heard of in yeah, I'm maybe not in here No, but are you kidding there might be one hey write in if you know of a bigger

We do have a live callin you know, yeah, we're streaming live What no would be sick. We should do that We need to figure that calls a hundred percent. Let's go the call. Oh Yeah, anyway all them cuts are They passed the CR the continuing resolution So what that means is all the cuts you heard about don't mean shit. They added 6 billion to the military. Actually. Yeah, that's what really happened. All the other shit. People are bickering over nothing. Yeah,

like it's discretionary spending. So it just means that di whatever the money will just all go to Israel. Yeah, let's face it. They need it. We'll just all go to Israel. Yeah, let's face it. They need it Get pen on the ground you find yourself like if you this type of knowledge that you have Right five minutes of research while shitting. Okay, that's what that's You got no you're it's a second left like I don't even want that. I don't want one toilet amount of time to research enough information because it'll fuck me.

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He just knows the sources to talk to and get that I would never have found on my own. Yeah. Yeah. And so then and then you know, I'll meet like reporters and shit. So it's like you got you kind of get to know and just because somebody sucks in one area they might be like really good in some other areas. So it's not like you can't really blanket but here's what you can blanket judge the entire regular news. Whoever watches that is like, it's all people get hypnotized. Of course. Yeah. Yeah. That's I can't imagine anyone actually watching those shows. Well, someone does know people watch. So they suck. Clearly the

ecosystem works this way. They suck at what they do. And they're just repeating all the same catchphrases over and over again. Yeah, like, which is insane. That's just not normal. And if you just sat and watched, you'd be like, what the fuck, did only two things happen today? And you're saying them over and over. You got five different people on a panel saying the same thing over and over to me.

And you could see montages of different networks in different cities saying the exact same news story. That's been going on forever. That's not national. That's been going on forever. And that's that's by the way, talk about gay ass magic. What do you think it is? That's what it is. Yeah, it's mass crowd control. Yeah. So like, you know, parents or whatever they're like, you know, it's that fucking dipshit that Dave Smith will mop the floor with him. That fucking old man Prager you, you know, that guy Prager you. Yeah, Dennis Prager. Yeah.

He's an old hack. He's like an old hack that hasn't changed his act in like a long time. Yeah. So Dave Smith and I don't know who he's with. Chunky, we Chunky, you know, that guy, his name, we're not allowed to say. I was just allowed to say That's me guys do we're not Know it was him and Dave Smith. I felt bad about saying Wiggers Stan last week. Yo, Wiggers they're called. Wiggers. His name is, he goes Uger but it's Wigger. Yeah.

Chink Wiggers is his name. Chink Wigger. Yeah, no, I'm being mature about it. I'm the one being mature about it. Why don't we just call him South Philly dude. It's insane. Oh my god. He really is a anyway. So it's Dave and him debating Dennis Prager and I can't remember her name, but she's on like the Hill. So Dave, Dave knows he shit like, and he knows like nerd footnotes. Like I just give you my emotional impressions that upset me Yeah, but Dave really knows the footnotes that nerds need You know to battle you just like told oh my god is great

and that's where you see like that and because Dave's a comic too, so When you apply that to this that world. Yeah, you're like all these people it's like Trump debating nerd politicians Yeah, yeah, they can't they don't know how to operate Talking yeah, yeah, they have never been a person. It's really bizarre because they got a bunch of people tell like why do people think President Wendy Williams would have been good Kamala Harris. Yeah was good Yeah, I'm just like aside from you hate Trump fine. Yeah, you think she's good. Are you saying that to you think I'll believe it? Yeah, why are you is that for yourself? Yeah And you know why a bunch of who thinks she thought she's good because she wouldn't ever answer a question

And a bunch of the it's become so bloated that fucking you know, the fuckbag state of people who get paid off being Dodgy pieces of shit. Yeah, they admire that. They admire like that's good. You didn't say anything. Yes. Like that. So if that doesn't hit you as like so warped beyond, I know.

Yeah. Then how are you going to notice anything? I have, you know, that's the craziest thing I've ever done. What you like Bill Maher and, uh,her and talking to the guy, Ezra Klein. I hate that motherfucker anyway. He's a fucking worm, but they're talking all this sober analysis of how Democrats fucked up because Ezra Klein has a book. Jake Tapper has everyone's written a book. They covered up Biden's senility. Jake Tapper of fucking CNN wrote a book that just came out about how they covered up

Biden's senility. Yeah. He's like, they're doing it the only a newsman could have reported it at the time. Are you assholes fucking joking? Yeah. Oh, now you notice that they

sucked. They I swear to God, all these people have just like a writer on retainer for every time like a political event happens, someone writes them a book. Where could you find the time? I know a bunch of writers at Bill Maher. And Bill Maher is like a richie. Dude, once these guys get to a certain point, they're retards.

Yeah. Yeah. They I mean, like, I don't really buy the bill is detarding. Because retarded in reverse. Yeah. Let's make America. I wanted to make cold harbor. And seven matter had to make America detarded again. Yeah, because I don't even know the right word. That's how retarded we are. I want to be detarded. I think that's a good message. You know, you have to start at a place of retarded though to be tarred from it. I don't know. I think I think Tommy's got the right approach is just. I don't know. Super tard yourself. Yeah, just like they the fuck away. Why even if you don't know super tard yourself yeah it's like they the fuck away why even if you don't pay if you if you divide nonchalant yeah

it's like because you can't that's what's annoying is that every article you look at sends you down a rabbit hole of infinite research of learning yeah and let me tell you the worst thing learning learning it is tough no I'd rather know everything I know every goddamn thing and not and not not know like what am I Dottie Sandusky that's what America yo our national bird should be Dottie Sandusky I feel like Jerry was helping those boys. The hardest part is that's the democracy room. With every other aspect of life, you can like control your knowledge and how much you want to dive into it when it gets to like politics and shit that like you know, it's controlled by the people who are in the room.

And you know, it's like, you know, it it gets to like politics and shit that like, you know It's controlled for you. Why do I why do I want to know so much? Well, why do I want to tell you? Look, this is partially the The main thing of a man like the soul of America is why should I give a fucking shit until it happened to me? 100% and guess what it's gonna happen to you Yeah, so for example that guy the guy and I don't know if you want to be bad presidents have already made it bad for me Which never mind the pre-dude if we even get to the press you do levels you fucked you can't believe But let's take that Luigi Mangione kid, the hottest mass shooter.

Nice. I'm actually shot one. Yeah. Yeah. No, he is like he is. That's what it says on my tick tock. So I'm taking a shit. He's the hottest. He's the hottest shooter of all time. But I don't know that he did nothing.

They haven't proved he did it yet. It's clearly he's being stitched up for it But there's some a lot of questions with it, but let's say he did do it. Yeah, which everybody's doing Some people like that's great. By the way, I think there's something fake about Him being the guy because um, I'm a cynic and and sure I want to believe something that beautiful happened Then a fucking guy from an insurance company who invented an AI that turns down 90% of claims. So we're not talking about the poor spit on them, fuck them.

Tell me people had insurance and paid into it. Yes. And then got fucked in the ass. You ever just do a Postmates AI when they don't fucking food. It was your deal that now. Well, dude, if I had to talk to a robot on the phone, it's like ugly when I do come. I'm like, yeah!

And they're like, do you know what I mean? Oh yes. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, the homicidal rage that boils up in me. That's why they made that robot, because they don't want the Indians in India don't wanna go through it no more. Yes. They don't want to the deal Indians in India don't want to go through it

No more. Yes, they don't want to be like where you from They want to make it impossible to talk to the person. Why are you talking to me like that, bro? Yeah, no, you know, oh my god an American black on the line. Where are you from a rich area? Yeah. Yeah Where do you get extra special service? Yeah, Filipino or an Indian not even anymore robot they lost those outsource jobs so so now you have some injury that you can't get you fill out just the shit for I mean I wouldn't even have insurance unless a girl filled out the shit for me yeah because so but if I didn't get if I

didn't get five paid money nothing through from writers guild, which is good insurance But I'm sure you get fucked at a Cadillac plan. They can fuck you so this guy so the reason I don't believe this guy maybe shot him is because That's not his insurance company. Hey, like he wasn't insured through them. Yeah Yeah, but that guy was a piece of everyone involved that Oh Tim Walz By the way, it was a big part owner in that company. Oh, yeah What was the company United the biggest one American something? Yeah, so the one that most people are on That's the one that was just saying no to 90% Yeah using an AI

You know the AI is on chat. GPT a lie and they call it hallucinating yeah do you think that the it's not hallucinating it's also not alive I don't believe you that you got it working like that but what they are doing is is little stupid things to trick you into thinking it's alive and and it's little test it's running about when the time comes people just ask trick people yeah Jimmy'll ask fucking the thing on his phone about I'm like Why are you doing like I know about it shit cuz of him usually you know I mean like it's just a natural thing to do Yeah, so pretty soon the chat GPT will be a fucking thing that you'll accept lies from a hoodie that comes We're already in yeah, everybody lives in a different fucking dimension

Right. We're already in that., everybody lives in a different fucking dimension. Right? We're already in that. Yeah. You are there. Are there non-human intelligences? We can't see in another dimension. Yes, they're called the homeless. That's right.

You sometimes you sense them. People have encounters and they describe the smell. No, that is a great point. them and people have encounters and they describe the smell. No, that is a great point. So just think of Bill Maher. Bill Maher is in another fucking dimension. He's in a dimension where he fires his agents from not getting him into that fucking party. Yeah. But that other fucking agency, like that's the dimension he lives in. So it's crazy.

I've been a joke butler for fucking 20 years. So I see up close how it is. Yeah. You know, like the people live in like a narcissist retard world, even the concept of being a star is very occultic, that's, you know, Lucifer, there's the mornings, they're literally your own little Lucifer, that's not Satan, by the way, Lucifer's not Satan.

Lucifer's an angel that fell or something? Well, I don't know, it's just the name for Venus people had the Morningstar Okay, it could be compared to shit or whatever But that scripture is be administer that scripture was about the king of Babylon being toppled Oh, you're a big star, but he was like David Spade Hollywood middlening a Babylonian king. Okay Oh falling star was like that. It was like a joke. I got And also the name, I'll tell you something interesting. I wish I could make Kurt like a stuffed animal where you pull

the cord and just fucking go ham. I am that kind of. Yeah, it's wonderful. I'm just enjoying this. Just that name because I always hear people say like that's a name that used to be Fine cuz just meant that star and I don't know when they made it like the devil but it's Latin surprising Catholic thing but there's a guy named st. Lucifer of Cagliari from like The third century so his name st. Lucifer because I was a name people had. Okay.

I understand. And I'm like, he, no, yeah. St. Hitler. Not the same from the 30s. So the guy, whenever they had a fight about what Yeah Like you're like a foot windmill So the guy whenever they had a fight about what Jesus is You know, they had like a big fight of like what the fuck is Jesus? Is he a god? Is he got son? Right God is he all three and yet none which is the one they went with

It's like the the weird compromise to me The most confusing option is always the best. So St. Lucifer hated the Aryans, which is not with a Y, it was an I, it was a guy, Aryan. And he was like, Jesus is God's son, he's not God. And so after they decided that, no, it's this thing, he was still doing that. So the church like, you're bad Aryan, right? And then I guess Aryan repented of it or something. So they're like, okay, you're good. But St.

Lucifer was like, No, I don't forgive you for that. He was like, really like a dog with a bone with it. And so he got excommunicated. But in Cagliari, I guess that's Italy. I don't know where that is. They thought he was a saint because he stuck to his Mel Gibson guns about not going back and uh I think the reason they say Lucifer now like that is it's like a Because this guy was off the ranch with his yeah, and he'm failing to forgive someone they were like

Oh, you're like the devil and they and now his name people think means Satan Yeah, cuz only like four people could write at the time So the one guy is just like I'm putting Lucifer is a bad guy and then he's fucked Yeah, that's why they're threatened by podcast You know what that also Satan's not a name that's a title to like prosecutor so Really? Yeah, probably different different dudes had the name Satan. Yeah. Hell, El Ben Shahar is Lucifer.

Okay. The one when people say that the actual name is hell H E L E L hell El Ben Shahar, the howling one, not the late. I can't remember what's the Oh, Mastema is the one in the book of Job. The Satan in the book of Job is probably named Mostima. Wait, so every book has a different Satan in it? No, but you gotta see these books are not chapters in one big series by Stephen King.

No, no, no. It's not the Dark Tower series. Also, every book is not real. You could write one right now. I think it's like this. You can name it whatever you want. You got to look at them as all, these are all programming methods because that's what human

nature is programmed. 100%. So how do you program? A lot of times, like that picture, right, behind you of Jesus. My ancient saman. Come here. No, I just want to kiss you. No reason.

What's the guy doing there? Who's the other? Guys, No, Jesus isn't gay. I don't know. He's grabbing him. He doesn't want it. This fraud. Yeah. Who's that girl? I don't know. So dudes, I think screaming. She's screaming to Jesus being to drink minimum. That's probably Matthew, Mark, Luke or John or one of those guys. There's only a few. There's only a few. Pat, Tim. I forget what I was even talking about. No, in all honesty, the AI thing is scary because you can manipulate the minds of, think the next generation.

Yeah. People that are just like the masses that are watching the news. It already happened. At least you know, it already happened. So you don't gotta fear the future because whatever you think they're gonna do, they done did it. It's done. I'm saying how it's absorbed. You don't got over fear of the future because whatever you think they're gonna do they done did it

I'm saying how it's absorbed you don't see our parents absorb the news today Is how the next generation is gonna absorb AI through their phone? Well, it's all telling them all gonna be blue light It's all gonna be carrier waves Blue light especially with none of the other kind of light because that ravages the dopamine centers. That's a Vegas trick That's where they learned it Meyer Lansky and all them really that's so they learned dopamine, you know, you seen old people slot machines Yeah, that's dude the same principle. Yeah. Why does blue light suck your dopamine out? I have no fucking idea I guess you people do like red light therapy now because of it Yeah, but all of it got taken out of the bulbs when Obama signed the energy saver bulbs

So you only get that blue light dude. Okay. All my all my lights are on a dimmer and They they're not incandescent bulbs Apparently energy saver bulbs, yeah, so when you put it down to a dim, they go, they have like a rattle. A Satan calling for you. Yeah. So you got to go back and Trump, I believe,

reversed the law for incandescent bulbs to be legal again. So you can now get legal bulbs. You can get regular. You can get regular get regular Incandescent bulbs that that can hang on a dimmer. Yeah Wow, don't look your screens all of them. They're all designed that way on purpose and there's a shit They knew about like quite a long time. Yeah. Yeah, the chip in the head shit is not Whatever you on chip head shit is that's like old-ass tech that's from the 1970s

Chip in the head. You have putting a chip in your head dude, uh Leonard Kyle Kai Kai k I Les le Kyle. Okay. He was a dude that went in for therapy or something cuz he had a rage problem because those girls cheating on Something but uh his doctor unfortunately for him was some CIA guy I don't know this is always a check cheating on you okay but think of the tip off of that your therapist maybe isn't good if they will why you break up? Hey, I got a new treatment might help. So they didn't tell him what they're doing, but they put this chip in his head.

You can find the videos of it. Um, there is Carlos Delgado. Some guy wrote a book all about how the baseball Irish guy, no, no dirty Irish. No, some CIA no dirty. I know CIA Cuban doctor, I'm sure if they if they have a Spanish name back then they're usually Cubans a lot of like Nazi esque fucking Cuban And he they put it in a bowl where they he had a little thing where he could stimulate the part of the bulls brain With a lecture, you know lecture right and uh, and the bull would stop charging immediately with a lecture you know like right and uh and the bull would stop charging immediately yeah this is old and so they're like hey let's put in a guy and

this guy's anger probably put it on it really fucked him up bad but he stopped charging did he stop charging he stopped running at red red couches didn't bother I think he's I don't really know the extent but I imagine he's probably went almost schizophrenic But he ended up in a home. He's a guy who won patents on Polaroid shit all kinds of Polaroid camera stuff Okay, he's like a real smart guy Totally generated and then um the guy who was fighting with his girlfriend with him. He ended up in a ride Yeah, yeah, he had, his patents were later stolen. I wonder by who.

And he fucking would put a metal trash can on his head because he was smart enough to know electromagnetic waves were doing something to him. He was that smart. Okay. But trash can on his head. And you know what they would do then? They started letting him use aluminum foil to wrap his head

to block the pain. And that's how we got the term tin foil hat for that after the piece of shit CIA Did Nazi experiments on a guy not a poor person like we would all turn our blind eye to yeah, I know I would I hate these people are poor. No, I'd rather be the Don't glor in that guy's head. Don't glorify that guy. Luigi Mangione making his own gun from scratch. So thinking of it, it was pretty. I'm just not comfortable with the eyebrow profiling that went on. There's some software that profiles eyebrows.

That could be me you. Yeah, 100%. I got a lot of motive. If he wasn't all horned up. There's some software the profiles eyebrows that could be me you Say he was gay you see like the amount of weird shit about it. Yeah, he's actually gay I'm like is he really gay so I don't we're past that point That was like a that was a purposeful thing to say years ago If you said it now better the same media that printed that if you said that would come after you Yeah, a hundred percent that he was gay. Yeah, like so as soon as you seem like well this is against everything Yeah, they stood for now. He's in a fucking hard for you know, I mean

Yeah, and that's where you see I like that shit cuz that's where you see a split between You know bullshit bullshit right red blue Everybody's a retard if you really believe in a party so you didn't get a back injury and wasn't able to fuck What's his fucking? Yeah Achilles heel what's his Achilles heel? He can't fuck. Yeah, I can't name a single fucking Story that from my lifetime where when I saw the news story that it turned out it was real. It was true No, I can't name one where they told you the thing right and didn't Like and I just pull any random

fuck dude here's a big one remember Matthew Shepard the gay guy in Wyoming yeah Laramie there was the Laramie project about him which was the death or something right yeah from a gay bashing attack because these guys are homophobic they invite him in their truck and then he was like found on a fence and then the sheriff that found her yeah she touched his blood and he was HIV positive so she thought she was gonna get a disease mate and and it was all in this great drama with Jean Garofalo. You know Jean Garofalo? Yeah of course. I like her but she's in the Laramie project with the rest of these actors and I'm not really sure why they made this like it's you could just do a

documentary like but you want the actors to play the townsfolk. It's like, we wanna be part of this gay thing. Yeah. Anyway, guy likes a book. No, it came out, and this came out quite a long time ago. So the guy that killed him, what that was over was a meth deal. This is before Breaking Bad made meth cool again,

but this is Wyoming, and Wyoming didn't want their fucking the Cheney the Dick Cheney state. Yeah, they didn't want it known as like a meth problem state at the time is when they're trying to like they do with fentanyl and all the other shit. The guy who killed him had fucked him before. You know, their methods they fuck anything. And they're violent. So the other dude, Matthew Shep Shepherd was like, I think he, I think

I could be wrong. Somebody stolen from this dude or something, or they thought he had money or some shit. They're all grimy meth heads. And that's what it was. I don't think anybody deserves to be beaten to death and hung on a fence by the way. Yeah. But it wasn't because he was gay. The guy who's in prison was gay with him. That guy was like, I'm gay. I'm fucking gay. That's the thing that will go down in history as I, and this is what happened. And no, it isn't. And if you tell people who are emotionally invested in that story, they will get very

upset at you. Yeah. Yeah. But I don't give a shit. I'll tell you right to your dumb. Fuck your fucking safe reality. fuck you yeah not not you yeah it looked right at chris when i said it it was really weird they didn't leave any anti-gay stuff on them they just beat him and left them on a fence

no it was a dispute about meth and there was not a gay bashing but george floyd we already know that story is fucking not how they said right? Yeah, I don't know why they are keeping that cop in because I think a one story cuz that's a great point Oh somebody hey write in if you know a story that 9-eleven I was there in New York when it happened, you know, I saw I remember I was supposed to go work selling a spa treatment tickets In the street at Columbia or some shit. Yeah, it's like 20 years ago, right? It was a longer I don't know

I remember I was supposed to go that job and I was not excited about it and My room is like dude. Look at this and I see like one building collapse on the TV. So we went on the roof And I took a pic and I have a picture of me standing there with the fucking damn one damn you took a selfie like no asshole there were no selfies yeah my friend both my arms are in here so no how am I taking it yeah Look at here now. Put your eyes up here. Follow the ball. Ball! Tower one, coming down. I had to have a one man band set up. I like that. Dude, so, you know, it wasn't a hologram of planes. Remember, there were people who were saying real dumb shit.

Yeah. I heard it was holograms, not even real planes. That's one I definitely heard. Yeah. They were like solid holograms. Like, real planes. That's one I definitely heard. Yeah, they were like solid holograms Why it probably wasn't that right? Yeah But now years later Well, here's what there was though after that terrible tragedy that happened that none of them saw coming

That none of our fine police state saw coming. Yeah, okay Luckily, we have these really firm police state rules since then called the Patriot Act The spy on you you even fucking Russian. Yeah, yeah act which nobody's talking about taking away. They're not getting rid of that are they? And we had that and nobody everybody took it like a fucking moron including me. They gotta watch his terrorists Yeah We know the terrorists who they were because their passports every one of these assholes for some reason left their passports Yeah behind and they survived Threw it out of the plane before they I think they just left that I don't know they left their passports

Also, they the planes all have a remote control in them now That you can if somebody hijacks a plane and they want to steer into a building they can't because they can take an emergency remote control and take control of the plane really yeah that was that was news at the time after all the safety you know it's the craziest way we went which is like oh what I've got that good this tragedy can't happen again now here's a fun little fact about that remote control system. It had already been patented, or the patent or something just got done then, but it was already in existence for a while

before it had gotten the patent. I think it's an Israeli company. I mean, that's not a big deal, but. Yeah, those guys were not capable of even making the turns you would need to make to crash in. Also, remember people go building seven and I would go, shut the fuck up. I don't know if you remember when I do that, but I would, um, I didn't, I,

I didn't know there was like a third building that went down. Like, yeah, there's a bunch of them. Yeah. I didn't know this whole time that buildings I, I'm not, I'm trying to think why I was like, shut up. I don't hear this. I it's gotta be it. Um, building seven, that's where a bunch of CIA documents and shit were yeah, it's very important That one was 100% demolished on purpose Yeah, the day before 9-eleven was in Donald Rumsfeld said we don't even know where two point three trillion dollars is Yeah, and then this is the worst stroke of luck. That's the building where we kept that information

Yeah dude fair play fair play of luck that's the building where we kept that information. Yeah, dude. Fair play. Fair play. And then if you call, but it worked out okay, because we said we're going to go put a stop to this stuff and we're going to go to Iraq. I'm really like, well, that's weird. But you know what? They know what they're talking about.

People are, you know, keep in mind, this is not an amazing point to make. Why are you going to Iraq? No, a lot of people said that. A lot of people said it. We started a war for 10 years, that doesn't matter. And I remember being like, oh yeah, whatever, as long as somebody with a fucking toilet paper hat gets killed.

That's what I thought. But a very, really very simple, obvious question, why are you going to Iraq? But you know what the craziest thing is? So they lost the planes. Is the craziest thing that now when Al Qaeda is in charge of Syria, and we did that? Is that the craziest?

Because to me that's fucking back shit. This is gonna sound a little less crazy than that. But a crazy thing to me is that they lost the planes because on the plane you can turn off your transponder. And they haven't changed that. That's like the least craziest thing. But why not just make that- Dick Cheney did it with Pakistan, Israel, somebody else.

Let's go. It's so obvious who gains, the story, and Bin Laden's probably another fucking Sean Penn type motherfucker Yeah, I mean like some manchurian candidate dipshit Man, this is why I love sports So and I hate the refs bin Laden dies. They're like, well who's gonna go? That's a major fucking put your head down Find a team that you love. Yeah, but every time every time there's a there's a fucking referee

I'm like, why is he not being held accountable? I do. Yeah, I get I get a bad call that guy should be fired Yeah, lop is fucking head off if it if it causes me the game my team the game fire. He's done Oh, I like politicians everybody knows everybody knows it's sports terms like how often does it come up how fixed fucking games are oh yeah yeah so that's that's where when you're watching sports you realize how unfixable the rest of the problems of the world that's my point is everyone's filming every moment yeah and we still can't agree on yes and we're not gonna all agree that that guy fucked up and nobody's gonna slap him on the wrist.

Some people like it, some people like it's a human element. This is why trauma-based mind control is the most effective form of mind control, which when 9-11 is a mass trauma followed by mind control, it's just your daily life is this shit. Yeah. By the way, baseball is a sigil magic thing, do you know that? Baseball, the diamond? Yeah.

That's a fucking Freemason compass, right? It's a Freemason ring. Is it? Yeah, so when they invented baseball, this is like a wacky, I just don't want Shane to sound his thing. Spalding or whoever didn't invent baseball, no, Spalding invented the balls,

he would make the balls. They went like a tour of the world to popularize baseball. And they went to like Pakistan and England and all the places don't like baseball. Yeah, they like cricket. They probably also went to Egypt and they played a game of baseball with like some pyramids as baseballs as bases. Because on this event in Egypt, there's literally a hieroglyphics you can look up with the clearly the same bat.

Yeah. And like the same ball, dude. And the Pharaoh play on the first day of the spring equinox, you know, yeah, first day of spring. Color Cross was created by the Americans. Yeah. Yeah. So right. And so what they did was draw a sigil that shape.

And you sit in a stadium and watch it, right? And these guys run the sigil. OK? So this is like an industrial 1800s-y steampunk, mass-produced sigil spell. OK? Then while you do that, while you look at that, while you're getting programmed to go, yeah, no, this is life.

The diamond, uh, those fly jets over your fucking head. Right. Pretty cool. Shocking off. They call it. Yeah. When I was in my shitty house, I really, my girls are whole house shook one day and we're like, though we're being bombed or something. It was crazy. And she goes, oh, that's from the game from the college game Yeah, and our leader mother ship Tony Hinchcliffe was there and he was like, I'm at the game. I'm on the 15 yard line Picture this

Okay, he's a little buzzed, you know, he's trying to share a good time. Yeah with me. Yeah, and he goes and Fucking jets fly over that's the jet that we thought, we were like having the Iraqi perspective of it. Meanwhile, he's there for the like, yeah. Like, and he goes, and I was like, we're gonna be all right, like meeting America. And I go to Jenna, cause I blather about this stuff a lot, you see.

Jenna, that's what I'm talking about, mind control. You see it? You see it. I do. Tony goes, oh, you. But that's mind control. That's so funny. Number one, that's cool. I'm a relentless motherfucker with this shit. So people that I like that are smart, I'll keep going until they can't take it and they go. I just want to keep my head down and do my job because I want to hear you say it out loud because that's what the fuck America is by the

way whatever you think it is what it really is is I just wanna keep my wow I'm inspired to go sign up for America I just want to keep my head down and do my fucking job well I don't I don't want to do my job I have a bad boss so my head will be down kind of. Same. You fuck that shit, dude. Like who the fuck, either say you're a gangster and let me in on it or, but you can't be Captain America and tell me that stupid shit because I don't believe you when it doesn't work.

I'm not that well informed. That's how I want to make it clear. I don't really know shit to that degree. They have dumbed everybody down to retardation Yes, this is my point earlier where it's like find that gray area where like I don't want to know too much But I want to know that I'm not enough to affect it. Well, if I had known more I wouldn't have got that fucking jab I'll give you an example. That's why one million percent. Yeah, so that's why it's a Million times I knew enough but I knew enough, but I had to work I had to work in New York. I was like that was my own

Get source of income. Huh? What jobs you get? I don't Yeah, I don't remember either twice or something. Yeah, you want to Pfizer and that's why I got to fire. Yeah It's not good Johnson Johnson I I mean It's not good. John's in Johnson Well, my one shot. I got the blood clot one the blood Either way, I'm drinking through it. We're fine. We're gonna be fine Maybe but there's a thing called turbo cancer now. I don't know if you know YouTube Your fucking mind is a prison. Yeah, dude turbo. You are Just 2027 get ready. So the shit that's in the preserves mRNA. It's called each one some each one be visa

Each something simian virus and they needed a way to get the like a carrier thing to get into the point is this they've known for quite some time that that's a carcinogen And susan from youtube who died of turbo cancer kind of like turbo tax Get your cancer done in a flash Yeah, which skips you right to the end of the line so for you know stage four from go She must have got the real job. So yeah, that's the shit that you're gonna see come out. And because people didn't go out

and they couldn't go to the hospital. The reason you wanna know stuff is because the things, I've never, and look, you can do what you want, but the bottom line is, the only reason me or anybody even notices any of this shit was because that fuck up of lockdowns When you lock people down there ain't nothing to do but look into shit So you meet like experts that know more about current events than I do

Yeah But I guess I have many times is that it's like you you start looking into something and then like if you're if you're starting it Getting into like deep biology like microbiology That you that might possibly I know but it's like at some point it's like I also you got to look into like some weird financial instruments that people are there's too much to try to know I will get everything yeah fucking look at everything and that's different than like knowing it you know what I mean I just approach it like writing jokes so yeah I just need

like a lot of data yeah data and then what happens is you'll notice something reminds you of another thing. It's just that so And I and I remember stuff a lot and I you know, I tried to do my duty to not I try to do my best But um, I remember shit. So what happens is I don't believe anything. I I don't even think about believing shit I'm just don't want to be bored. Yeah, so I want to hear a new thing. I heard this is that is interesting Yeah, that's all I want is a new thing. I haven't heard before okay believing it's like a different that comes later But I just want to hear it because if it's interesting, I'll remember it Okay, and then just filed away so then later when something pops up that relates to that, I'm gonna remember that. Yes

Oh, so that's what happens is if I got the data to look at everybody The whole key of gay ass fucking magic is to keep it where you don't get to know every it's really just like withholding data That's why I like Intel's the dark arts, you know, like intelligence work like John D wizard fucking gay as cook dude from Queen Elizabeth times He's double-oh-seven. He used to sign his note letters double-oh-seven to her. Okay, and he invented he came up with that inoculum angel language magic Again, it's and now keeping safe by making it really gay. Yeah. Yeah that's why these people do horrible shit to kids because

You can you can use somebody's shame as a safe to store all your fucking right, right? It's better than a computer dude. You could program a person better than they have done that. Yeah many times That's why choppa went down cuz Sean Penn wind up toy Yeah, when choppa was one guy's hands dude the people now are worse. Oh, yeah, they've got trained him by the way New Hulisco, you know, he's calling the cartels terrorists That should be a first clue that the CIA train taught him everything. They know is they're called terrorists What do you think we did?

The only way to get funding for anything is to accuse him of being a terrorist. Well, it also lets you get around I don't know where we that remains to be seen what the motive is with it made me I hope it's good But here I'll just tell you a little disturbing thing You want to start now? They took so I'm all for grabbing MS 13. You know, I was worried what about somebody didn't do nothing like if there's like I don't think that's cool to take someone up who would and I don't believe in that. Oh, you got can't make an omelet without breaking some it. You

know, I can't shit. That's like a you could tell exactly a person's level of humanity how much they say that shit Because by the way, there's no um, but ever coming just you know Just breaking eggs there's more money in breaking eggs so they fucking they should video them taking them out, you know these fucking Tarada something Venezuelan gang so cool I'm worried about that. but you know MS 13 for example Does the courtesy of putting MS 13 on their fucking head? The gangs ever figure out not to do that we're gonna be fun

Draw the name of your gang on your face fucking So they ran them all put him in prison and people in El Salvador like that guy, Bukele, Bukele, that young president. Yeah. You know, it's like a Bitcoin country now. Because he cleared up MS-13 so fast, they love him. He cleared all the organized crime out, okay? And he said to Trump, hey, you can use us as a Guantanamo,

this prison for MS-13 for those Venezuelan gangsters, okay? Okay. So they ran it up them. Now the problem with the Venezuelan gangsters is not all of them are gangsters. They got a guy who's just a soccer player who was actually fleeing Venezuelan communists. Right. Now he's going right. We caused all the shit that's going on there. By the way, that's our fault. Yeah. I didn't do shit. I'm as America's fault. Our fault. Yeah. Or not. Fuck. I thought I didn't do shit. I'm as America's fault.

100% it is. And this guy's fleeing that. And he has a tattoo. He's a soccer player. It's a soccer ball with a crown. But because his gang uses crowns and their tattoos, he's caught up to. In fact, he's in that ad where they have the people bent over. Nobody knows he's alive or dead.

Another little problem. These are people from fucking Venezuela. They don't live. They're not. You're deporting them to a place they're not from. You see Venezuela will take them. Yeah. But you're like, no, we're going to put them in Guant.

Our other Guantanamo that we still have is full. Yeah. So you tell me we got new Guantanamo. Dude, we got two Guant Moe's you must sleep so deep Great. Well, you know, I just a reason I started drinking again like I've been very happy Yeah, I'm like pretty happy. Yeah balance it out Anyway, but don't get sweat. The reason I know it's not get swept up

Don't like don't like don't be Tony. I really like Tony that I don't want him the reason I know it's not get swept up Like don't like don't be Tony I don't want him to be mind-controlled. Yeah, like I'm not against him. Yeah, people are like volunteering for it, but they're gonna do it That's why you don't go away about devil shit. I mean you do that's real but What what yeah, but I can't stress enough all the real bad shit they did it right in front of your dumb face Yeah, you said like on C-SPAN. They did Mass satanic blood sacrifice for 20 years in front of your fucking face. Yeah, cuz I don't know that's on C-SPAN Yeah, what do you think all the war by the way if we get another war with Iran, which I hope that it's not that bad That he's doing that um we're

not gonna win do people think we're gonna win why yeah we have a war for 80 years you sports guys what's our scores anybody know it's not good like any good sports guy it's like hope springs eternal man I'm like, why do you watch this game? I'm like, why do you watch this game? I'm like, why do you watch this game? I'm like, why do you watch this game? I'm like, why do you watch this game? I'm like, why do you watch this game? I'm like, why do you watch this game? I'm like, why do you watch this game?

I'm like, why do you watch this game? I'm like, why do you watch this game? I'm like, why do you watch this game? I'm like, why do you watch this game? I'm like, why do you watch this game? I'm like, why do you watch this game? A little kid, my dad being upset, screaming a Bernie Co. Sorry shit. Yeah, he was shit. Yeah. And I just remember that I'm like, why do you watch this game? I just as a kid, I didn't understand the game.

Yeah. And then I realized the game should take an hour. Four quarters, right? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Why is it? Oh, it's like an award show.

They pack fucking mind programming advertising. You're such a dipshit. You sit there for how many hours to get this much game? They pack fucking mind programming advertising. You're such a dipshit. You sit there for how many hours to get this much game and the rest is ads. Now you're being very offensive, Jim. Now you're being very offensive. Dude, how do people, after ads,

I'm trying to get free. Now you fucked me up, dude. If I get premium football. The Eagles just won the Super Bowl, not today, Kurt. Yeah, like premium football, where I don't have to watch none of this shit. No, you can you can yes There's a there's a YouTube that does that but you gotta know nobody could spoil it for ya

Yeah, that's and people are gonna do that. Yeah, if you really give a fuck you wouldn't possibly no I know you put if you give a fuck but I couldn't give a fuck unless I was betting on it Do you write don't does red zone have red zone? No, you can't watch one game on red zone without All the all the stuff all the fluff Because they're gonna put they're sure sure sure red zone will hop around and you don't really get the yeah What's that movie dove? David off was in it about Vincent Paley? oh with

Fucking Markie Mark and yeah, David off as the friend of you have a little invincible Yes, oh when he's a fucking walk on Vince papali no, he was one of his Bollies friends. Oh, really? Yeah, that was dove David off. Where's the way seem a lot? Yeah, right? Remember his dad was like told me how he worked some shitty factory, but it was okay if like the Eagles win or something Yeah, that's how they get you No, it isn't. It's not okay Dude it is so funny if dude you guys I like Max mom from always sunny of cigarettes I

Would oh I always love they like insert that stuff into movies. It would be great But that's the pro right at the juncture where someone's like as long as the Eagles win. It's okay. Then someone goes no, no, it's not I Mean all the build-up Just make this one joke. No, it's not that's not okay, dude. Yeah, that's it. That's that's a magic spell That's what it is. That's what the shit is. It's so about your mental Because they say consciousness or what is it all is mind So the universe is mind right? They always talk about that. It's one. We're all one big one consciousness, right? Yes, so if I could control your mind then I would be controlling the universe and I would be God wouldn't I?

That's the principle. Yeah, that's that's the idea Yeah, they do it to you non-stop And then if that don't work you'll get a nudge to get your shots right I need to work I had to dude I got to two fighters. Yeah, I wish I had the presence of mind of black people to fake my vaccines Yeah, it was easy to fake. I mean, it couldn't have been easier to fake. Yeah. You literally could have just signed. It was like faking a, when I used to forge my report cards,

like pretty early on. Yeah, the fake ID. That was hard to do. Like a fake card saying I got this. Dude, I had a paper card that I kept in my wallet the whole time. It was like an arcade ticket. Yeah, it looked like an arcade ticket.

It really was. It was. It never occurred to me to lie. That I kept in my wallet the whole it was like an arcade ticket What an ass I am. Yeah all these years of fucking lying. Yeah, I had one chance. Yeah the one time you should lie Kurt you got something to plug baby. Yeah, when's this come out? I don't we have no idea Wednesday. I'll be in Fort Worth this weekend, but Yeah, go see it in Fort Worth this weekend um Hyenas the hyenas man fuck yeah, let's go. Let's fucking go yeah to hyenas and see me If you go to care basket comedy I'll come Fucking funny, dude. Yeah, I keep telling you we're not thank you

you see his new shows or I hadn't seen any of his shit but for a long time but yeah it's pretty good like I was in tears so fuck you I feel kind of like not that good about my set like my dick set dick isn't as big anymore. We'll go see Mike. Nine 11 year old said, I have to go around. He says his job now is talking to low income whites about being vaccinated. And he still looks the same. Like he does. He says, hero like the portrait of a hero cop who was shot by a black Yeah paint on the back of a bodega

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