Stuff Island - Lemaire Lee - Stuff Island #188

Episode Date: June 11, 2025

Lemaire Lee joins Chris O'Connor and Tommy Pope from Netflix's Tires Comedians Chris and Tommy Pope are making all kinds of Stuff on the paytch. Each week they talk about anything & everything under the sun. Tommy also chefs up some delicious meals. It's a blast, folks. Take the first step to get some help and get 10% off your first month at Https://www.Betterhelp.com/stuffisland This episode is also brought to you buy Cash App! Enter referral code stuffisland and get 10 dollars! Terms apply Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to https://www.RocketMoney.com/STUFFISLAND SUB TO PATREON: patreon.com/stuffisland SUB ON ITUNES: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast... SUB ON SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/3QvnmWt... Follow Chris on IG: https://www.instagram.com/achrisoconnor Follow Tommy on IG: https://www.instagram.com/tommyjpope Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Five pieces. Five chicken breasts, dude. All day. Five chicken breasts, you'll be good. Five chicken breasts. Think about that. Am I out of my mind? Do I think like a full chicken breast?

Like a chicken breast. Yeah. That's insane. Yeah. That's not that much. To get a one pound of protein, one gram of protein per pound body weight, you're on the toilet half today It's it's insanity also

Not even poor people regular people that's a lot of fucking money I do you're in the kitchen you're in the kitchen all day This is what and the only other things you see like meal preps like from you know gym rats Yeah, who the fuck is doing that except first I mean sad corporate people probably you have to make like five There I know there's some same chicken dishes every day. There's a lot of pro wrestlers They would just go to like subway like a full chicken breast is 56 grams of protein No, how big is it the chicken breasts? Like like what Tommy's talking about like you go to the grocery store

And you buy like a fuck if you bake a chicken Yeah, and then skin the the two breasts off the bone. Yeah, that would be a hundred That'd be a hundred and twelve grams probably all right. That's a whole chicken You have to have a whole chicken, and then I still have another meal eat. Yeah, dude either tis Another meal to eat. Yeah dude, eat a tis. You gotta eat a whole tis. That's incredible. And then your cholesterol's up because you're eating too many fucking pounds of chicken skin.

That's not that bad. Let me tell you something, the biggest win today is my testosterone's higher than normal. Hey, let's go. Yeah. High tea? High tea. High tea, triple tea. It's a big fucking deal.

I'm definitely low T. You think so? Yeah, I know. Why, why do you feel that way? Just went through a breakup. There it is, there it is. Right after the breakup, the T gets low. Just drops.

And then it's skyrocketing. When you start searching for more posy out there. Did I try to go to the gym? Am I? apartment building today we walk in there's a guy sitting there using the Using like the weights and he's like, oh, yeah, all the machines are broke and I was like what it's like all the machines don't work I was like, what are we supposed to do? What like freelance yeah He's like, I don't know. He just fucking kept going.

What, like freeways? Yeah. I don't. So you, are you scared of? Is this the gym in the building? Yeah, it's fucking broke. It sucks. I just realized I live in the hood.

I didn't even know. I drove past a. Is this the gym that tips y'all? Yeah. Yeah. Those people sleeping in there. Thought you were on the machines. In the full neighborhood.

And you're like, wait a minute. Hold on. All the machines are broke. I was driving around the corner and I saw a building it was another apartment building I saw boarded up windows and I was like what they've been here the whole time what's what's in the gym that's broken I'm guessing one treadmill it's a stair stepper it's three treadmills and they're all broken yeah Yeah, it's just a heavy bag there though There's just a heavy bag and broken machine heavy bag move Treadmills down a white lady's gonna bananas and there's no white ladies in that fucking building. Nobody's complained about it Hang your shit all over

Yeah, yeah when the one it was full of roaches. I was like, what the hell is this? Jesus? Where do you live? It's a long way away from Shane's pull Wait, you think you have low testosterone because you can't work with dumbbells? No, because it just I don't know. I feel like I can't be bothered being unbothered is a low T activity You know, you think so? Yeah, I don't know Chris is pretty unbothered. I bet you his testosterone is pretty high Yeah, wait, you don't get by I feel like you get bothered all the time. Oh when we hang out all we do is argue But that's fun That's high Oh, when we hang out all we do is argue but that's fun When you're fighting over podcasters

Yeah, dude blood work is a it's a it's a scary thing in a certain age, you know, yeah You start worrying about I'm drinking too much water my salt. Yeah, my salts too low. Well, you're drinking too much water Yeah, you can flush out your kidney and your kidneys like it's not performing The only thing that was weird was I'm high b12 and she doesn't know she's never seen that one There's isn't a certain deficiency in other areas of your blood panel Kick it a mezcal and be 12 My face either vapor There might be either vape or mezcal. I watched a video. Is there citrus or something?

Is there something like, what, how are you getting on this B12? I watched a video, not to scare you. It was a video, I watched it like a couple of years ago. They said B12 is good for like youth, but it's also like if you have a high B12, it's like a sign of cancer. Oh, cool.

Yeah. Thanks man. Really? Yeah. That's every article you read. Yeah, you're dying. Yeah. Thanks, man. Really? Yeah. That's every article you read. Yeah. Yeah. Well, every what she said, a lot of muscles is good, but your heart's gonna explode.

Everything is she said the high 12 and then because I have a full panel she can then check other things that would be elevated if it was a severe thing instead. I just put a three-month date down the future to see if I can whip was a severe thing. Instead, I just put a three month date down the future to see if I can whip up a little change. Yeah. Yeah. Get all my levels where they need to be.

It is funny, getting your blood work done, it's like, yeah, it's like trying to have guitar lessons. It's just like, every time you show up, you're like, I didn't practice. Let's still do it though. I think I left my guitar here last time. It's so true. And you can't cheat it.

You know what I mean? It's the fucking exam day and you're like wow you can't cheat off anybody's paper. It's just like take my blood. I'm sorry dude. You're going to be disappointed. can't cheat off anybody's paper. It's just like, take my blood. I'm sorry, dude. You're gonna be disappointed. Just do it. Just think healthy blood. Next one up is coming in a cup.

Yeah, healthy blood, healthy blood. You piss in a cup? No, coming. I'm gonna get my sperm checked. Oh, you're jizz in a cup. Yeah, I wanna get the boys checked. You trying to have a babe? Yeah, so.

Oh, hell yeah. It's about time. I think it can phase off of like three months, you know, like you want good three months with no drugs and booze and to get your dudes back in the gym. Yeah. Back in the cockroachless gym. Yeah, I think you got to like not jerk off too.

Yeah, three to five days. I think you got to go long, dude. I think you need to make it like prison. No, they say if it's too long, it's bad. I think you need to make your balls like, well, I mean say if it's too long, it's bad. I think you need to make your balls, well, I mean, it depends. How much? Well, how would you know? If you've been letting the prisoners loose to freedom.

Yeah, I got it. All the gates have been open for 20 straight years. Then I think you need to harden them up. You need to El Salvador that. Yeah, yeah. You gotta lock them up. You gotta lock the gates, bro. I do.

I gotta waterboard my fucking nuts. Yeah, let them battle it out. Because your body's probably thinking that it's like, we're making kids all over the place. They're like, you know, it's like Model T sperm at this point. They're just trying to get them off the assembly line. They're never not being like, we need to curate, we need artisan gist. Mine's not Tesla, mine's just way mothers, just a few of them going sideways. Taking the wrong turns.

Just meeting up in one corner. No, three days is enough to produce, if you're normally active. Until they test you the first time, they just say three days is enough to get the boys back in the gym. After five days is when they all start to overheat and fucking eat each other. They all start burning like a sauna. Who is day? Who is day?

Nuts. Sperm. Sperm. Yeah, you want them in there long enough to like harden them up, but not in there so long that they're like, we're never getting out You see the fucking radiation coming off cell phones charging I Mean that that's it. That's true. You see too. I do and I hope otherwise. I'm definitely dead Yeah, you have seen videos. I've been been sleeping on my cell phone dudes have the radiation

Tester why do you sleep on your phone? So I can listen to it Plugged in directly to your head. Yeah. Yeah, you are fucking yeah your b12 Your B12 is through the roof right now. You fucking tumors are nuts. Yeah, I'm getting brain cancer. Holy shit. Why wouldn't you just plug it in the side of the wall and put your headphones in like you normally do? Headphones fall out.

The headphones fall out. If you roll over you can't really sleep on them because they jam in your ear. Yeah. So you just stay in one motion for how many hours? Yeah, you're getting good sleep. Eight hours, nine hours. Yeah, I sleep great. You don't move. So you just stay in one motion for how many hours? Yeah, you get eight hours, nine hours. Yeah, it's great.

It's good sleep. You don't move. You don't roll over and then I move it and put it on the other ear. Oh, my God, Chris. Yeah. Can you pull up this radiation cell phone video? I flip and flop. I'm a flip flopper.

Me too. All day. Yeah. Every like three, three, five minutes. Sometimes I crawl Crawl across the bed cuz like it's not cold enough instead of rolling you'll crawl you switch locations Yeah, like you sleep upside down. Yeah, I tried to and if it sucks, I flip I do you bring the pillow with you. Yeah, you gotta bring the pillow. Yeah, dude. to and if it sucks, I flip. I do. Do you bring the pillow with you? Yeah, you got to bring the pillow. Yeah, dude. You're what your bed look

like. It's nice. It's about it. It's a queen. It has a mattress pad. As a it is quite a sheet. You like move around the bed like a dog. Yeah. You clean your sheets. Yeah, how often just like bed like a dog. Yeah. You clean your sheets? Yeah. How often?

Maybe twice a month. Definitely twice a month. That's not often. That's not too bad. Every two weeks? That's good. Do you see what he does with his life? He's in the fucking creek in the cave for seven hours a night. A single man washing his sheets every two weeks is

I mean Yeah, that's like queer The bar is so low dude, I switch the sheets I got a blue pair and a gray one, too I got two pairs. That's it. They were both white before you started I got two pairs. I bet you they were both white before you started sleeping. Yeah. Yeah. You're out of dirt that fucking. There's also no way it's two weeks.

What? If he's saying two weeks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's like once a month. I'm thinking every time I wash my clothes, yeah. And that's about every two weeks. You throw the sheets in too? Yeah.

With the clothes? Yeah. You ruinin' the clothes? No, they get their own washer dryer. Just get washed with the cockroaches. Nice and clean. What town is your town? Close? No, they get their own washer dryer. Just don't wash with the Cockroach. Nice and clean. What town is your town?

What's the name of it? Where exactly? What's your address? Target? Oh, my house. It's on Riverside. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't know. I didn't know it was the hood. I thought it was nice. How did you not know? How long have you been there?

It's like a couple of months. I was I was in dire straits I needed to get out of my last place really fast Yeah, what happened there drama? Yeah, let's go just a dumb bitch Were you hooking up with her no, I think that might have been the problem she didn't like your Sexual tension or sexual. No, I don't think no like your sexual tension or sexual. No, I don't think no, I'm fucking around. But it would have helped for a little while buys you a couple of months. Yeah, it buys you a couple of months.

Now, how many girls we stick around? Yeah, it's just yeah, it just didn't work. It wasn't working out. You have a story. You know how what a podcast is. Do you have anything interesting to tell to tell? No. Just didn't work. It wasn't working out. You have a story. You know how what a podcast is Do you have anything interesting to tell? You got kicked out of a part you can't say one fucking story

I think I did get kicked out there was no stories. Well, I was I might be sensitive. Yeah I'll tell you what he's trying He's trying. He's like, no, I had to leave. It was bad. What happened? Just kind of. That's please.

Story. Visibly dancing around. That's fine. She's just really one time I was making spaghetti. She like screamed at me because I didn't wash my hands or after touching the meat or something. Oh yeah. Yeah, some bullshit. Was it chicken?

No, it was just ground beef. Yeah, so she's just watching you cook? Yeah, she got spaghetti. So she wanted you out way before. Was she eating the chicken or you were just making it for yourself? I was making spaghetti, it was like three people there, it was a hoot. It was like three people there was a

It was a post night cooking I like to cook for people after Hang out. Yeah, I did drinking. Yeah, that is nice. Would you whip up a quick bolognese? Yeah, just you know some I Can't remember the brand but it's not ragu. It's a it's a slightly better. I can't remember. They have the Prega to my prego. They have the pasta, too. I can't remember. But yeah, it was nice to cook. Yeah, it is nice to cook at late night because it is low stakes.

It's low stakes. Yeah. Making anything or no. Can imagine, you know, just make know, cooking for three fucking comics. Just opening your fucking fridge. You could make pancakes and it would be like, this is the fucking best thing that's ever happened. And it's the best way to use the food you got. Especially if you're not really going to cook it all the time.

That can happen too when you're like all right this spaghetti will last me three weeks Or four drunk comics one One gram of protein per body weight Your fat friends are eating it You're trying to save money, and you're like all right. I went to the grocery store. I got this is gonna last me I got eggs. I got pasta. We're gonna move we're gonna be rolling then I smoked one joint While you're by yourself now at least now, oh you have roommates in this whole one roommate. Yeah, it's okay. It's fine I'm not moving back. I'm not I didn't believe in myself, you know, yeah Yeah, or like being able to like afford to live by myself I didn't think I could do it. Oh, yeah

It's scary. You didn't do it Harrisburg or Philly. No, I've never done it. Yeah So now you want to do it? Yeah, I think I could do it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I I just didn't believe in myself in terms of like if you're doing your your sheets every two weeks Yeah, you can manage to clean it You're like I didn't believe in myself and then you're like I'll take the leap Wow, I moved into a nice neighborhood. Four months later, you're like, oh, boy. The one in my application was accepted so fast. Zero Reynolds. The shittiest possible neighborhood. I fucked up.

Oh, fuck. Yeah. No, it's, yeah. I think I'll be fine. I just didn't believe in myself, and I thought I'd be sad if I lived by myself, but no, I think I'll be fine. I just didn't believe myself and I thought I'd like a I'd be sad if I live by myself But no, I think it's worse living with another person. Yes. Oh my god. Yeah Greatest thing living with yourself. Yeah, it's so good. That also could be the low T True

Actually, I've never lived I think if you're suicidal with a woman true that does that been a long time. Actually, I've never lived by myself. I think if you're suicidal, I was in with a woman. True. That does that. Been a long time. No, it counts. When they're not home, you fucking open that door and you're by yourself. The tea goes hot. If you hear Tommy in the background, you're like, yeah, true. It is an estrogen injection. Yeah, that's why you talk to you for a second. Yeah, just tits grow That's why you fucking Tasmanian devil your clothes off as soon as you get into a hotel room. Yeah, you know pound town Throw on sports center. Yeah, you know, you got you got beef jerky on a bare chest

Oh, yeah, you're drinking whatever the fuck you want. Yeah. Just listen to the hum of the air conditioner. Dude, I like to get a bottle of wine. It's the sweetest sound. Get a bottle of wine when you land in a city where you have like two, three days and just like put a couple bottles of wine in the fucking, you know, in the fridge and just get home early.

Everybody wants to fuck off and just watch television with a glass of wine in the bed. Yeah. You know, no distractions, no conversations. That is wild. It's like, Ah! Yeah. Damn.

What did I do? At home, just like a party animal out all nights, every night. Then I go to the hotel and I do what I should be doing at home. Yeah, you're just like, oh man, it'd be nice to just sit around and read. Just relax.

Start reading. Dude, we're on the road. You're not gonna eat? No, I'm just gonna have a nice quiet evening. Light a candle. Take a bath. I need a break. Who's knocking on my door right now?

That does drive me crazy. I do get a break next week. I'm going to Miami with my girl's family. Nice. So you know there's not gonna be too many crazy shit Happening. Yeah. Yeah, that's like a it's not like if we go on vacation with our significant others You're still gonna turn it up. Yeah, not sleep and beat the fuck out of you Miami is though. Well, there I went to Daniel Beach near fucking everybody was hot. There's crazy. Yeah, it's nuts It was crazy. It is crazy that like if you're anywhere near Miami and on a beach

Yeah, yeah, everyone's hot and you'll just be walking down the beach being like damn everyone's hot and then all of a sudden It'll turn into just dudes Yeah, but you're like why they drink Oh No I'm in a gay, I went too far. I'm on the gay beach. What happens at the gay beach? I've never been to the gay beach. I just went to the regular beach for like the first or second time. At Dania Beach? Yeah.

That was my first time at the ocean. Really? Yeah, it's Jersey Ocean. Yeah, what are you talking about? Alright, nevermind. You don't remember the first time you saw the ocean? I only went to, I've only ever been to the beach like three times. I don't really like the beach. Is this when you were in Harrisburg? I know and I went to Asbury Park. North Jersey Beach? Yeah Not ideal You stayed on the boardwalk?

Yeah You got that boardwalk frame I hate sand, man Just in the bikini t-shirt Still got the binoculars out Looking through the ones that you pay The quarter? He's trying to follow one hot chick but it stops early.

Can we scan like three people? It's only got 75 degrees of rotation. God damn it. South Jersey Beach is the best. I just hate the sand. I don't like sand. God, I love it. I can't wait. The worst part about this area is no beaches?

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That's money. That's cash app. This is also real cash. It's not It's not like these gambling sites. Yeah, you have to use it to gamble. It's not like credit. No, yes In your bank. Yeah, it's five bucks of free coffee. Yeah It's that Dang easy. I don't like that either. I lose the sand I don't have like a lot of like that, I don't

know whatever that is, but like if I'm walking on sand in sneakers, no, no, I feel it in my. Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's a condition. Yeah. It's sometimes it's like, I don't know, autism or something. Add that to the list if you want. It's one of those like weird. No it's the same thing I get when I can hear people like slap their lips or crunch popcorn or pretzels. It's like nails on a chalkboard. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's a version of that word but it's feeling instead of hearing. Yeah, it's the same fucked up mental issue but it's

more sensation. tactile. Yeah, it is tactile. I hate tactile. I hate it. I kind of love it. It makes me nuts. Now, I'll be honest. It's in between your toes. Pretty nice. But it goes everywhere else.

What's the problem? I hate it. It's in his bed. He can't do that cat crawl. Why is it going everywhere else? He showers every two weeks. You just didn't take a proper beach trip. What do you mean? I mean you need a chair Yeah, because I've never taken a proper beach trip. Yeah. Yeah, that's an adult thing to do though I for me I didn't start doing that till like 35

33 to 35 other than that you just put a towel over your thing Yes, get out get on a ferry or in someone's car. I used to dig my chair. I used to dig the back, dig a giant hole and make a reclining angle and then put all the sand, the wet sand into the back for like a, it would just be like a chair. Yeah, that's- And then I put the towel inside that.

Instead of just buying a fucking $10 chair on the sidewalk. You have to have the chair, cause I've been there too. Without a chair, the beach is insane. Yeah, it is insane. it because I've been there too without a chair. The beach is insane Yeah, it isn't it's crazy because the sand gets on the towel and you lay down on the towel and your backs covered in sand Yeah, just feels like bugs are biting to get it bring you bring it up fucking Umbrellas and like packed sandwiches with booze. That is the most adult thing. Yeah, the beach is the greatest time in the world, dude They've you got to treat it like a fucking cookout.

Yeah. Like you're gonna be there for six to eight hours anyway. You gotta treat it like you're housing a cookout. Bring a little grill. Yeah, and they've massively upgraded beach lounge technology. True, Tommy Bahamas making out. Yeah, and there's better tent,

they have like a tent thing that you can set up. Because that's the other thing, I swear to God when we went as kids, the umbrella was two and a half feet wide. It was like a rain umbrella. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it was just like, there's no, you could stand under it and get some sun protection.

But other than that, you're getting absolutely used. And then it was all just towels with sand on them. Yeah. Now they have like a thing you can pin down that's like a hole. There's like a 30 foot canopy. Yeah, yeah. It's like what they put over Texas cars to keep hail. And there's like only three, it's like three person family underneath this 40 yard fucking tent. It's amazing. And all the coolers now, I mean, again, cooler technology, 80s, 90s.

By the time you put the cooler down, everything was hot and the water was melted. And now it's like the coolers will keep things cold all day. Chris, I love this. It really has. I love this review of modern technology. And dude, it has. It revolutionized the beach. Beach technology.

It's just all genuine, there's no jokes. It's just. Just love. Let me give you an update, man. They had this thing called the Yeti, right? The Yeti. It has. Temperature control. I woke up the next day, the ice was still in it.

Dude. It's just like a friendly dad podcast about beachwear. Because it was a thing as a kid. I remember like we'd go to the... I remember the beach like sucking. Dude, 100%. I remember like the only thing I liked about the beach is that when we left, I'd get a Marino's Italian Ice. Shout out Marino's.

Yeah, and it was nice. Other than that, it was a sand-filled, sun-burnt, like, just disaster. You know what it is though? It's still very much, even though the technology has advanced and the price points have probably come down, they're still, it's a family to family thing. It's a, it's a cultural thing. It's a, it's an income thing where you see a pack of trash rolling through the same way we did as kids.

And they have like, the boom box is the most expensive thing because they're going to blow out the local families within the first fucking 50 yards playing mariachi music. Now you understand who they are. They only got towels and then they bring like a bottle of mad dog with solo cups like there's still very much a quarter of the populace that of course of course yeah of course but at least or 12 pack of Bud Light without a cooler and they just keep it in the in the fucking cardboard. Yeah, just try and drink it faster not knowing how blazing hot That approach is not bad

That's that's the dig a hole to make a see you can dig a hole to make it That guy in there there's genius I am so fucking excited But I'm telling you I never as a kid I feel like I never went to the beach and was like Okay, like I never saw another set up and was like, that's how you do it. It was always everyone was- Josh, can you put a note down

that we're gonna go to the beach? It's gonna be a stuff island beach trip. Can I come? We're gonna go somewhere. Yeah, you can come to the beach. Can I come to the beach? The beach? Yeah, his is closer.

The beach done right is- He wants a piece of the beach. It's a dream. It's a penis though. What? That's all right. He's closer We put your raw chicken hands all over My elevator p12 is most likely from vape juice. Oh, really? Yeah, stop with that. A lot of people don't know that they're putting vape. This is pure B12. They're putting B12 in there?

No, they do. It's like, they do. Are you fucking serious? Can you look this up and see if there's B12 in vape? They do. No, they do have vitamin vapes, though. They do have like the, where it's just like a certain course. Is that vitamin E oil or something?

I think they do that. I don't know. It's like there's no nicotine, but if you're addicted to just the puffing, which I am. Oh yeah. It's just all air, that's what they say, all air, but it's still the same Chinese mechanism that everybody's freaking out about.

Just the destabilizing chemical. Do you ever see the videos of the guys in the factory trying to vape? Damn. The what? Trying to vape? Surprise, surprise, no B12 in vapes. You guys are it. The what? Trying the vapes? Yeah. Surprise, surprise. Yeah. B12 and vapes.

You guys are wrong. There's B12 and vapes. I'll fight it on this. I'll fight it. I'll stand on business. There's B12, I swear. There is not. You just looked it up.

It's going to give you fatty liver disease. That's what it does. I don't think it's the B12. No. Amen. I think it's the B12 chickens you're having. I haven't even eaten today. I think the nicotine b12 chickens. You're

Just like melts your eyeballs Real I think the nicotine what is the how come I'm not getting updates on vapes you can also like oh no Wait, they've been around enough where people are like there should have been studies. Are there studies their study Josh get on the vape studies Let me know I'm trying to stop this none of the results are good You know, you don't want to hear anything. Yeah, you got it. You got to stay on the vape without knowing the results Yeah, no, that's good. Yeah I don't want to vape I quit them. I do well, this is the point of our trip We're doing a trip where we wean off of how long they everything team would go for like a week where still lightly lightly booze. Yeah Play sports on the beach every day. Yeah. Yeah a beach trip would be so nice. Yeah

Where we go slightly sober beach trip? No. No, we're going we're going East Coast going to gotta go to the coast yeah, we need to go to Florida or Carolina or go that'd be sick. We're all dogs South Jersey, but South Jersey is hard to get a house. Yeah. If you're not ahead of the game, if any of our fans here have a house, they can rent us. You go late summer, late summer Panama City again. That was the fucking best thing in the world. Yeah.

Panama City was sick. Florida. Yeah. Yeah. Golf though. That's golf. We got lucky with the fucking hurricane coming through because it didn't feel like golf's ocean The waves were incredible for two days straight. I do that. I couldn't go in the water for a day

Have you been to the Gulf? Yeah, I was with you. No, no, I know but I mean like yeah No, I'm telling you the Gulf could be nice. That was all oil in that water. No not that capacity That was just one spill. I'm sure it's higher elevations like my B12. Not enough to call a dock. No, that was just one spill. They got it. They got it fixed. No, I think the Hudson is the dirtiest waterway per.

I would think so. Or the Mississippi. Yeah, Mississippi's got filthy because they have like I think size-wise just the size I don't know what the stat was but they say Hudson. Well, yeah Cuz it's a small he's got to be because it's all the fertilizer and shit is just going into the yeah Missus and it's full of invasive fish species. Yeah what it's full of invasive fish species Like what? Yeah, what it's full of invasive fish species Fish that that can travel on land and he just eats everything in one pond Snakeheads and he runs like three miles

It's always they always come from Asia dang dude is to help do you think it's gonna learn a walk one day? Yeah, the fish. I mean like you think it's gonna get legs. That's where we came from. Yeah. Yeah, you're the lungfish Did they have legs? I think they I think they just kind of used their you know, they're like seals It's like they kind of have legs. Yeah, but they they're flippers There's another desert fish that just is caked in desert for like three to four years until the heavy rains come in and they're just like They just have the worst anxiety wake up like, Ah! What the fuck was that? Get back to their boring lake life.

It's just memento. What did I do? Did I kill somebody? Yeah, let's go to a beach. I would love to go to the beach. Let's go to a beach for a week. Let's go to Africa. You want to go to Africa? Yeah. What part? I actually I would like to go, yeah, no, no, no. I want to go to Madagascar. Madagascar? That's kind of cool. We got to get you into gear. Fight some pirates. We got to get you in here fight some pirates We gotta get you in some fucking gear. Yeah

So far you so far here top to bottom and in beige Buckethead You're gonna make a little white guy from Jurassic Park, yeah, it's two hours of calling zebras faggots We gotta go to one of those those drive-through zoos Yeah, I've never done that Yeah, I did it once I'm pretty sure no North Philly doesn't count the one in Jersey They seem really scary because the animals are like hey They call up your car shit. They jump on your fucking roof. I think they do fuck your car. Yeah, the monkey claws aren't they're not clipped Gibbons and fucking baboons all over the fucking Chrysler

You probably have to sign a waiver before you go in that. Yeah, you can't sue us. What are your summer activities if you don't go to the beach? video games Video games the AC I have it. I like that. I like the mullons, but I haven't mulled alone in a long time. Oh There for real Nothing like a nice John Deere, dude I was watching some reel of the guys like they had just lawn mowers and they were cutting the grass for like Oakmont I was like I was like that does look like a thing. I would love to sign up for yeah

It takes 30 years to get that position. I Don't know. They just had like I looked like a bunch of random dudes with lawn mowers just cut. That's what they want you to think I just had like I looked like a bunch of random dudes with lawn mowers just cut that's what they want you to think Four or five different mowers to get down to like, you know that cement level of grass That's completely green. I want to I want to get the checker pattern. I want to get the checkerboard pattern of my lawn Oh, you can get that down. Yeah. Do you have a lawn? No. You have no lawn? I told you I haven't built a lawn in a long time. Yeah. And how do you get...

It's been years. Do you have an elevator? No. Oh, God. Yeah, no. It's just a walk-in. It's a two-story? No. How many floors?

Three. Is it filled with like, like poor college kids or old poor people? I think it's a immigrants of all sorts. Oh my god. Yeah. What kind of thing? Hearing at night? Oh, our upstairs, the upstairs neighbors fight some time. They also'm gonna have sex sometimes pretty sick Damn, there's like Haitians around the corner. I just discovered that they're sitting on the steps eating food I want to hang out with them, but I don't know they're speaking Haitian

I I lived above when I was in the attic when I was haunting the attic The people below me would fuck like like porn fuck. Yeah, and I just remember being like this is crazy. They're that excited actually doing this What kind of like what would that students? Do you look no I think they were just like they're you know people that would like live together and like worked Just a happy couple they come out from work and just fuck yeah, yeah, and it would be like oh Oh my god. Oh And it'd be like it was crazy, and I was just like this is It didn't make it horny. I just couldn't believe it. Did you see did you get a chance to see them? Yeah, did you look through the floorboards? No no no I just heard the whole thing

That's why I was like it was one of those things where you're like It's kind of like looking at like an AI photo that you're not sure is like real. Yeah. You know, or like a video. It was that kind of, I would be listening, being like, are they just playing that? Actually making those noises. That'd be great. Because then there'd be like pounding coming through the wall too. And you're like, yeah, this is nuts.

It was probably just one fat virgin who slams furniture and then blast porn All his neighbors think it's getting pussy. It's like those videos is banging on the drywall It's like the video that guy doing sound design for like Throw us a chair and whack. This guy's a pussy of hell. Yeah, I would have sat up front in a lawn chair waiting for them to come out the next time, whatever it was. Just to get my eyes on them.

Yeah. Can I talk to you for a second? No, just her. What the hell's going on in there? Yeah, that's a wild love, I mean, that's a that's got to be month one months to I'm tell I lived there for like a year. Consistent for a year straight. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, it was wild. Same guy. Same girl every time. I have no idea. I never put eyes on him. Yeah. Just that's so you're at the top of the stairwell in the attic.

Just looking down. Why did you stare at the window of the attic that you looked out the street when you were drinking the Blender and the Idiots? Did that look out into the front? No. Out the back? Well, I guess it did look out into the front, but it was it was too steep I guess I could have watched Yeah, and then ran to my door cracked it see which apartment they go into Fucking dead, but the whole thing felt so sad, you know, you're a you're a an addict ghost Yeah, I haunted it. Yeah, I was just getting fucking wasted smoking cigarettes, looking out the window.

This is the funniest, creepiest story I've ever heard. Just thinking. Yeah. Just thinking. Yeah, just thinking. Are you still going to school? Or is this after school? No, no, this is way, this is not, this is like four or five years ago.

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So this is right before you moved into my apartment. That's why you were retarded in my place. That's why you were retarded in my place. Yeah, yeah. I floated out of, yeah. Who knows? I could have been like that fish. I might have forgotten. Just someone came up and just was like spraying water in there. And then all of a sudden I just woke up in the railroad room in New York. No idea what happened. You used to go right back into the back bedroom. I wouldn't see you for 24 hours Yeah, you come out shirtless to take a horse piss

What you know you've been holding that in for 20 of the 24 hours Yeah, and then you'd mosey back to the room again. Yeah, that's what that's a tough part when you have roommates And you're so depressed you hold on to a piss. Yeah, that's what that's a tough part when you have roommates and you're so depressed Do you hold on to a piss? Yeah, you're like they can't see me like this You do when you're really press you just piss in the multiple Gatorade bottle King yeah At one point I had a whole gallon of water. It's just like filling that up Everybody was in bed or something just clunk clunk It's like getting rid of the whole body

It started to coagulate It's all the B12 starts clumping up When I was in high school I had like the most I had was I had three Three little bottles of piss like Holy shit Dude my brother Did anyone see it? Now my little brother saw it.

Just my little brother. But he was he was piss bottling, too. So we didn't. Yeah. Yeah. He was like, you want me to take those out for you? Yeah. I got a whole load of them. There's one day my mom came in and she was like, you, you got to get rid of these bottles. Your mom saw them. Yeah.

Oh, my God. I just dumped them over the balcony in the backyard. Oh man. Jesus Christ. It's like, it's like. No wonder you're wearing the lift by yourself, dude. 1700s London. Yeah.

It's a hole in the cement. It was a big bottle. Yeah, dumping piss into the street. You're shitting through a sidewalk. Taking a shit, sir. Size yeah, nothing piss into the street Taking a shit, sir I Do I will say that even at my in my darkest hour? I never pissed outside of the bedroom What do you mean like I never put a piss bottle like in the kitchen? Yeah, you can't if you put a piss bottle in the kitchen. That's an assault. That's like an attack You try to start a war. It's a major

Transgression even if you're living alone, you're like, this is something that's gone horribly wrong. Why did I hurt myself? Yeah, man. Now do you ever know there's this guy on mine whose name is Mr Piss Air? It's just kid. It's a kid. He's like 18 or whatever 21 maybe, but he lives in this house. It's his house. His parents used parents used to own and he has the whole bottom floor and basement to himself But it's still grossest place ever. It's just full of piss bottles and like trash and like old food everywhere He does this thing where he making like millions of dollars streaming his piss

I don't know if he's making millions of dollars, but he's definitely making some money right now from being Mr. Piss Air. Yeah. Yeah. He was crilling. His TikTok's going crazy. His one video is he's like, when you want to worship the piss demons, and he has two bottles of two one liter,

one gallon jugs of piss. And he's like, he's like squatting now he's like Yo, this guy's crazy. That is crazy. Yeah, he loves the piss fumes the piss few ones. He loves piss fumes Oh my god, that's crazy. Yeah, mr. Piss air. Wait, did this is a buddy yours? I'm sorry Sorry. No. No, Mr. Piss Air, he's a TikTok personality. Yeah. He lives in a house covered in bottles of piss

and he like shows people it. And it's gross. It's like, it's more than that. It's like, it's like shit, muck, old food. It's like, there's this one, there's a refrigerator on the floor. It's just like a normal hoarder, right? Or is it specific to urine?

I don't know man. It's nasty in the house. I don't know if it's hoarding. It's crazy to think of him like at the Edit Bay. Putting a clip together. I have another friend. Just surrounded by piss and shit. Just going like, oh timing's off on this. I like this cutaway. I like this cutaway. I do have one friend who is- It's a little Dutch angle here.

One friend who's already about his piss videos, his name's Dylan Slaughter. He does, he went, he pissed himself in front of Facebook and Google when he was in California. He made a whole documentary about it. Yeah. Yeah. Just on purpose. Yeah. Just speaking truth speaking truth to power speaking truth to power. What was the point of him pissing himself in front of those places?

He hated those places. I Don't know. That's like crazy. It's like you're shit in front of fucking Wawa Oh no. Advertising our company. Yeah. To piss yourself protest. Just post it on Instagram. You see that video of that woman from Delco taking a watery salary shit on the car. I did. I saw her getting arrested but I don't think I ever saw her taking the shit on the car.

It's fantastic. It's easy to find. It was somebody being like... Delco lady shit on the car. Oh great fantastic. Yeah, easy to find it was somebody being Lady shit's on car It was like a road rage incident yeah, the bitch kept like blowing on the horn. She gets out of her car pulls up like a It's like oh, she's disgusting Typical Delco Irish trash bag. Yeah, she pulled like baggy Cotton shorts to the side and fucking to the side. Yeah, pull them down. No, she's rocking it

Yeah, just a fucking seed of diarrhea Splashed all over the front of this like foot forward focus That's I mean, they're pretty impressive, dude, and there wasn't any like impressive You couldn't see any drippage or any like she's like a superhero with her shit Yeah, dude, Choto. I mean it's got it's in Chris cuz it's it is incredible, brother Can't see it right away and then all Sure like Rockets poo You'll see it you just have to watch it a couple times.

It looks like that couch, the color is wild. Whoa! There it is, there it is. There it is. You'll see, you're just going to watch it a couple times. And then you turn the volume up, she's like, you fucking crazy! You're fucking crazy! That's fucking nuts, because it's, you know, either she's done it before,

which is nuts, or she just went... I gotta go anyway. Yeah. And I don't know, it feels like the time like Johnny Knoxville went off that like evil Knievel ramp with like no experience. You know what I mean? You think she's...

You just like, just go up, you're like, I have no idea what's gonna happen. Yeah. But I do have to shit. Yeah, this is the hood shit. Because you're like I have no idea what's gonna happen. Yeah Yeah, this is the hood shit I'm a white trash pig and this is the You risk it could just dribble down your leg. Oh, yeah, I could have been I could went anywhere Yes, why I think she was shooting shit targets in her backyard. There's like practice. Yeah, like spider-man webs Yeah, cuz if she's got

a hemorrhoid that like you know that's like putting your hand over a hose it could spray any direction like something a hose top she's got no hemorrhoids clean ass yeah give it up to her yeah clean whistle it's tough to have a clean whistle damn give it up what a move what a move a clean whistle. Damn, give it up there. What a move. What a move. You know what, it's kind of- She's like Delco famous, so like I think she like she prides herself in that. She got in trouble, she did go to court for a bit. I mean, someone calling the cops, calling the cops on that person is I think kind of fucked up. I would spend the rest of my life destroying her family. I would I'd spend the rest of my life destroying her family. No, I follow her kids at school I was shit all over you gotta take the L No, you don't yeah, you do you gotta make a story of yourself gets out of her car bend overs and shits on your hood

like a like a You gotta just go today's not my day You're so full of shit dude dude. You went to the doctor's career because she stabbed your cat wrong. People, the cat's life at stake. This is just shit on your hood. And also, it's like you don't want anyone to know that you don't want people to know that you're gonna go home and fucking hose off this pig's dysentery.

That's disgusting. Where you hosing off? In your yard? Then it's all over your yard? You're just gonna have to think about vengeance. You guys would 100% not have my back if I was like, I'm pressing charges! No. You'd be like, dude, shut up.

I'm not saying pressing charges. I'm not saying go legal. You just gotta go physical. You gotta do something go physical. Oh, yeah do something fucked up You got to hire an aunt. That's the toughest aunt, you know and have her beat the fuck. Yeah I always had a girl in Delco Bottles just dump them. You gotta do it over the course of a long time. It's what I'm gonna do that tree guy Already have a tree guy playing. The guy that left a fucking down tree in my neighbor's yard.

What? Yeah, it's a whole story I told on the pod before, but this guy took advantage of this Indian dude who was building a house and he had a crutch and he was trying to get more business out of the owner of the house that I'm renting. And I was like, he's not here, but if you wanna, the tree was in our yard a bit. I was like, if you wanna just stack it all on this side of the owner of the house that I'm renting. And I was like, he's not here. But if you wanna, the tree was like in our yard a bit.

I was like, if you wanna just stack it all on this side of the yard, they're not moving in till a couple days and you clean it up when you're done. And then he tried to not clean it up at all. So the Indian and me are calling this Mexican dude to come and say, come get your shit. And he's like, no, the guy said I can leave it there.

So I'm screaming over his shoulder, just being like, I said till you're done, you fucking idiot. Why would I say just leave it here? Yeah So apparently he never came back the guy had to buy a whole new tree service. Yeah But I got his number and I got all those information So I'm gonna every month or so claim I need this big tree. I'm gonna score Google image stuff He said he was American dude yell down well let's find out man last night the cops are going crazy

that we saw him in the alley there's the ice guys They're picking up They're driving motorcycles through the alley. He was playing some games at the creek Goddamn, yeah, it was nice. They got to be having the time of their lives those guys They really think they're fucking yeah doing something hop dog. Yeah Like the SS and it just yeah, just raiding every kitchen I really think they're fucking doing something. Hop dog, yeah. Like the SS. And it just, yeah, just raiding every kitchen.

Yeah. On Harley's. Dude, Sixth Street's about to be shut down. Everything's gonna suck. Yeah, well, all those restaurants are dog shit anyway. No way, dude, casino rules. Yeah, Casino El Camino. Yeah, that's gonna suck. Yeah, well, all those restaurants are dog shit anyway. No way, dude. Casino rules. Yeah, Casino El Camino. Yeah, that's pretty decent.

That doesn't require good illegal help though. Although all those guys are like white guys. Yeah, those are hard whites. Yeah, there's a lot of white trash that can run a deep fryer. I'm talking to line cooks that are working their 15-hour gage. You can't replace those dudes. Yeah, Eddie Beas is fucked Yeah, you go to places like that. You got a higher-end joints You know where I would go

Michelin star restaurant in Austin Yeah, I thought dude I would have I'd have a trap door in the kitchen as an owner I'd like funnel those dudes in I'ma get in there These guys like can I have a glass of milk Did you watch superstar Chris O'Connor in tires? Yes. Do you watch superstar Tommy? Did you like it? You guys fucking ruled, dude.

I like when you and I like when you and Schultz realized you were gay. They cut the ending. They cut the ending? Yeah, the ending we like hug and jump and stuff. This is the gayest part. Fucking have sex. Yeah, dude. Tires was good as hell. Yeah, it was good. The ending we like hug and jump and stuff Tires was good as hell. Yeah, I'm pleased everyone seems to be really liking it Yeah, I think are you and Kyla falling in love with the yeah, it seems that way didn't it fuck now It was a very love heavy story

Low tea You Kyla fucking tell me you fucking yeah fucking About sex no, but to his point was like I hope they fuck each other. There's a very romantic twist. I didn't I wasn't saying I hope you guys In the car yeah, there's this cute and then the ending car car scene you guys any car scene like you guys really appreciate writing off. Yeah Yeah, you're riding off into the sunset. Yeah, but it was the look you guys have was probably like are we do I is this a thing? Yeah, I think it's trying to avoid that

You guys gonna get shit just call her at have some stuff we need to address. You guys about the goose. You guys are going to get shipped. Should I just call her at 2 in the morning? I'm watching this scene. There's something we can't deny. I thought it was just me, but it's you two. I can see it now. Ew, Chris, shut the fuck up. What the fuck, you fucking goose? I thought it was just me but it's you too

Yeah, because I was rolled with I liked it so much I'm excited I hope we get to do it again Yeah, she's a tree fucking awesome. Yeah, there's no way you guys aren't I'd be shocked. Yeah, what are we gonna get the WAP motor show? Once you guys decide you're not gonna do it anymore We're gonna the WAPs Spinoff yeah, you could be like the WAP shack is my favorite What they did with that? They're just in a fucking It's a taco stick

It fucking rules Dude the costume design of that fucking the set design rather? Oh so good It was unbelievable They built that whole thing and then just designed it to be 70's It's fucking remarkable how talented that crew was I know And they just like whipped that up then they just broke it down. Yeah, I don't know if they keep it put it on like a trailer

Yeah, bring it to Sell that from me That that was down the shore. Just serving up sandwiches. Yeah. It's really printing money. Brilliant printing money. We talked about this in fucking in while with dude that would fly. Yeah. On the beach. I think I could vent Shane to buy me a food truck. I said it as a joke on the show a few times and I think he's like, yeah, what's that? And he set a price. I was like, it's close. And he's like, yeah,

we'll talk. Yeah. Do a food truck. Yeah. I'll have a fleet. What would you, what would you, what would you, the inaugural food truck, what would you, what would you be serving up? All East stuff, East coast stuff. Yeah. Breakfast, breakfast would you what would you be serving up all east stuff East Coast stuff? Yeah Breakfast breakfast would start at like 10 I'd go to 12. They'd be limited amount because this shit's gonna fly bacon and cheese bacon and cheese scrapple like and cheese Yeah, pork roll like and cheese. There's your three options. Yeah, and then cheese steaks and hoagies for lunch That would be nice a salt pretzel a, a little water ice, some water ice. Just all the classics.

The Wapshack. All the East Coast classics. The Wapshack. You're making me hungry as hell. Cause they're still not doing it right, man. They're still not doing it right. You know it. They're not doing it right. There's this one place I heard called Chili Philly that's pretty good with their cheese steak, but I gotta check it out. Yeah, bet it ain't. Bet it never is.

The potato cone man I think if you introduced the potato cone. Yeah I was I thought they were okay. You're out of your mind. The potato cone? Yeah it's a thing in Connecticut that Chris loves. It's a fried ball of mashed potatoes. Were you telling me about a potato sausage the other day? Potato sausage?

Yeah, no, it wasn't you. No, no, it wasn't me. It was a British guy. He was saying they put potato inside a sausage casing and it's pretty good. Potato-sized sausage kinks? No, potatoes inside sausage casings. Oh.

Interesting. That can be good. But if you like a sandwich that has hash browns in it or something like that, you throw a potato cone in there Oh, I think what I didn't like was the other sandwich that says one of their specialties It's like the famous way to get it done. It's got like The eggs the bag the the special yeah, what's the special? It's just a bag of chicken and cones or fries. Isn't there like a chili thing on it? Oh, that's a hot seat bacon egg cheese chili that with also that potato cones. Yeah. Yeah, that was bananas to me

I love that. I love well you need more protein. I've been trying to Yeah, four pounds of chicken with one of those Do you have anything to plug? That's the perfect sandwich for you. Yeah, four pounds of chicken with one of those sandwiches. Do you have anything to plug? Yes. Panies in the mouth. You sure? Panies in the mouth podcast. It's in July 1st, October Noctus.

And then June 20th, Feud. It's my game show. Sick. And then, yeah. What's the game show about? Comedians just debate bad opinions. Oh, I like that. Yeah, it's pretty fun. Nice.

Do you give them a bad opinion or do they come up with it? No, they have to come up with it themselves. Damn, Chris, you got a whole Bible of those. It's real. You read them out. I just don't know which ones they are. I'll help you out. Alright, thank you, David.

Yeah, thanks forever.