Stuff Island - Pool Dreams - Stuff Island #237

Episode Date: June 3, 2026

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Or were you only No, we're only going to get in the Patreon though, yeah? Yeah. You can continue your dog shit. Yeah, don't even start. You need to be on camera and you show your face for that. You're not going to be a fucking coward

behind the scenes and talk about that shit. Don't even bring it up. Don't even bring it up. I'm not starting. This kid was spitting on me in the car on the way here. You got so worked up as overbike. started. I can't believe, I mean, we

don't. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I said no, we'll do it on the Patreon. All right, fine. It's going to throw the whole, the fucking lights will flicker. My attitude is going to jump and I don't want to do it. Dude. Shane's exit out of fucking Austin is costing me years off my life. What do you mean? Oh, you just got what?

A couple nights of drinks. I mean, dude, come on. I know. Booze in the cup. I just want to blame it on somebody else. I know. That's how he's not here. God, she keeps making my drink.

No problem was that bartender last night. Serving me every time I asked. No, dude, it's just like, you know, you're tired all week and then you get that, he's got a ring. He's got a ring on my phone when you hear that. Oh, boy. Yeah, yeah.

Just throw a few back. Last night was light on. Last night wasn't too bad. No, it was fun. That ring toss game was... What? That ring toss game was something I've never seen before. Oh, yeah.

That was nuts. It was like darts and horseshoes, and they had numbered... A numbered circle board with these long hooks coming out of it. Yeah, just like a hook like this on the wall. But it was almost... It was like a dartboard almost. There was like hooks around the edges

and then a couple on the... interior and then one that was like on the bull's eye it was very weird but it's bull's eye was obviously the most points the rubber bands the rubber rings rather you couldn't go direct at that number and you had to float them almost flat against the board if not on a slight angle and have them drop straight down because if you went hard at it it bounce off the board yeah as a rubber it's very hard to describe you know everyone like literally you're like what the fuck is this would you say that's athletic It's more athletic than Some other things

Some other things That people have asked me to consider A billion percent Yeah A billion percent That's more athleticism A hundred percent Than that thing that we're going to talk about

Of course it is Of course it is Fucking insane My lady and I got into it about a pool today Like Q pool Now now now getting a pool You get a pool

No Well the dude the technology has come a long way it's not that price you to get a nice like four footer I know but it's just dude we like you're not going to clean it what you're not going to clean it I've seen your underwear laying around the fucking kitchen

you think you're clearing the leaves dude there's no way yeah that'll be a boiling hot tub of fucking algae and bacteria exactly but dude you also the water is going to be like like 90 degrees Yeah.

Well, you got to cover it. It's not going to do enough. Now it won't. This sun is going to heat the thing. Now you're fucked. Now you're fucked. That would be cool like three months ago. Yeah. But then, well, the thing is, is you start going like, whoa.

Well, get a song, get a hot tub. I was, I was looking at a cold plunge. I like that. But then you got to fill it with fucking ice. You don't even have ice in your freezer. Well, you get it delivered. Oh, shit. Yeah.

Big fucking Netflix. Netflix money. $2.99. What are you? talking about. I think I might be over a $4.4.00 coconut water. You get 100 pounds of ice for like $8. Dude, fuck coconut water, by the way.

What a, what a fucking racket that is. Yeah, it's jizz. Whatever pack of white women decided that was like a fucking health change. That dog shit. Doesn't do anything. Of course it doesn't. It just tastes like jizz. So people go, it's got to be good.

That's why the ladies get at it. Yeah, yeah. True. They usually come and they're molars. Would you have a coconut water today? No, yesterday. I got at the gym because they ran out of fucking waters. I finished all my amino acids.

Amino acids. Amino acids and creatine go right in my jug. Really? You're on the creatine kick. Five milligrams before, five milligrams after. And how much creatine are you supposed to... I thought creatine was... Did you take creatine in high school?

Yeah, that's an old school thing. But apparently now there's like there's... studies done that it's really good for your brain your brain health who's saying this people that want to sell creatine yeah doctor creatine i mean what the fuck is going on buddy i don't know man i don't care it's just like i don't know i feel i feel better but they could be you know i mean placebo i there were tons of dudes in high school taking creatine and none of us at at any point went like man they are getting smarter though another titches got fatter yeah Exactly.

There was no, there was no, like, it wasn't like, how'd you get an A on that test? I don't know. Well, it's always the dumbest people that were taking it. Like, what would you say? Like, power lifters? People that aren't athletes? The kind of people that would watch. Kind of people that would watch power lifting?

Yes. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, the kind of people that, exactly. Psychopath that would watch powerlifting. Sit down and put on a powerlifting competition that only the parents are there. Yeah. And they have crutches on because they broke their fucking, although strong as men.

Strongest man in the universe. That's fun. Yeah. And was athletic. Yeah. I liked when those dudes used to put those giant stones. Different stones. Yes.

Like that. They'd pick up weird stuff. It's more hand eye coordination. I want to see. Dude. Yeah. I hated that. Oh, the cross-pick eyes?

I hated that. I like that. The clean? The clean and press? That's cool, man. And they do that to step out? Oh, it's. Dude, there's some bulldike that does that at my gym and I can't stop watching her.

well she's powerlifting well now she's doing yeah essentially power lifting for crossfit you know that where you're pushing clean like this where your legs go out yeah and you have to balance it over your the back of your head

and your shoulders that is it's so impressive dude you ever try it try it with just a 45 bar I'm not doing it I'm not doing any of that I'm just saying it's pretty impressive it's not it's stupid it's more impressive than fucking picking up a heavy weight

if you're in a public gym oh it's but it's it's a section of the gym that's meant for these fucking monies I don't care you don't like there better be a logo of the team that you're on

yeah on the platform right if you're doing shit like that yeah if you're doing explosives you better have whatever coffee shop you work at the weekends whatever hot dog stayed you're representing yeah they're not fucking you better be in a property

of whatever team. I mean, I talked about this to... You should be an all-in-one color with shoes that you did not buy that the university or the team paid for. And there should be a logo and the plates should have the team. You need to be in a serious situation.

Yeah. At a university. Any gay stuff like that. I do it. I agree with this. And that's why they dress like that. They don't even, they don't understand. They're fucking the biggest dorks you've ever met in your life

that finally find camaraderie in a group. No, but that's the thing. There's no camaraderie in that. That's a solo move. They've just gotten obsessed with working out and they don't realize that it's like... No, it's a solo move at first, like a pipe bomb. Like a pipe bomber.

A guy that just goes, oh, I got to meet people that like doing what I do. And they start grouping up. And they're all weird brains go, well, I'm also a fucking degenerate loser when I get home. But power lifting is a solo... It's a solo activity.

Yeah. That's not a beat in your wife. None of those guys are fucking happy. Dude. Remember that girl we saw yesterday walking in an H-E-B? An absolute unit. Oh, yeah. That?

That house. Yeah. Now, if she was powerlifting, I'd say, okay. Yeah, let's watch this. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, she was just a... Scary. Yeah.

I bet you she was like a... Like, there used to be a woman at New York Sports Club that we went to. That was like a, clearly a runner. And she would wear, like, Oregon shit. and the way she sprinted, she would put it up Oh, yeah. 12 or 14, and the way her legs like float it back and the king,

she would cook. Full extension, full, like the range of motion. Yeah, it was nuts. And from her buns to her ankle, it looked like the lamb chops we smoked last night. It was like a perfect meat proportion. And the bend was crazy. I mean, nothing but pure muscle running at high speeds.

That's why these fucking Olympic sprinters are fucking, they're jacked. Because you're stretching your muscle as you're running full speed. Yeah. This is like a long distance. Damage. Damage. I don't know.

I don't know. I, yeah. That's what I've heard that too. The muscle tears and grows back. It goes like this and then it grows back with like, you know, lumps. Yeah. And it gets stronger and the bind gets tougher.

I wish you would just do that on its own. Yeah, what's their fucking problem on muscles, man? Why don't they just... Creatine does that for you. If you can make it just... it, just make it. Why do you need me to do anything? Right. Well, that's what's going on right now in the world.

We're making fucking robots because humans are fat, lazy retards. I don't think so. I think we're making robots because the people at the top hate humanity. Yeah, true. Yeah, you mark that? What I get to? 10. Yeah, 10.30. That's pretty fucking good, dude.

I've been vaping. I'm a little... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me get a pull. No, no. Just one. Now we're... Just one. Now, we're at zeros, dude.

I'm not going to spoke all the flavor. It's what one. On the edge of creation over here. That I hate that. This wipe? Yeah. It's out of respect. No, it's not.

If you're going to borrow the vape, then just hit... Eat my stomach. Yeah. Have some of the two... Can I borrow your vape? And then they wipe it? It's like, no, I'll wipe it on the return. But you don't wipe me when you ask.

That's fucking crazy. That's kind of true. Because it's almost disrespect. It's 100% disrespectful. But I think it is respect. In the moment, I'm thinking, oh, he doesn't want my grease. I don't want his grease.

I mean, if you were like, I borrow a piece of gum and someone was like, from your fingers. And then opened it later. What the fuck was that? Yeah. Well, I do clean your forks as soon as I pull them out of your fucking drawer. Why?

I'm kidding. Yeah, I've never seen you do that. I would be offended by it if you did. No, of course. You know, your cutlery is always clean as a whistle. That was a great meal last night. That was a great meal. We really did it up.

We did. I never eat enough. I get like two bites and you fucking savages go at it. And then we call the broads from the bullpen. You always go you bite first. And then I get, no, I know. I want to feed you on camera. Then the camera shuts off.

I guess I wouldn't wear a taco bell. Fuck is this. Dude. Why do you do this? What do you mean? Trying to get through an hour. You don't want to start a fight? What are we going to do, agree?

I'm like to be nice. True. For 60 fucking minutes. True. Good point. You know how this works. Yeah. No, but the pool thing, we, yeah.

Do you nix it already or you still? Cooler heads prevailed. Yeah. You're done. Yeah, I think it was like one of those things where we like, we were like, we have to get. It was too fucking hot. And then you look at it and you're like, that's going to be a nightmare or you could get a nice one and you're like,

you could just take a trip somewhere. Yeah, right. You know what I mean? Yeah. Could fucking. Or what if you get the cold plunge? The heat starts to get to your brain though. You're like, yeah.

What if you get to cold plunge and then, you know, the second day, you just use it as a regular pool? That's kind of what I was thinking. And then wait for the next cold plunge. Or just keep it at like a reasonable tap. Yeah, yeah. And you just get in it. Yeah. You know?

And then also the surface area is probably a quarter of what a pool would be. Yeah. And you don't have friends. It's not like you're going to have people over sitting in the fucking tub. Well, that was kind of the idea. We want to have people actually come over and hang out. You're sitting in your fucking hot tub full of piss? You think that's going to be the fucking...

Well, that's the thing. You start going, well, you want to make it cool. You want to make it nice. But that also, like, you want to stand in it. That's the thing with the cowboy pools. It's like, what are you going to come over and have you sit in? in a tub? Yeah.

Your friends? Yeah, it's weird. It's insane. Yeah. And we're all childless, so it'd be really weird. It'd be bizarre. That was honestly, I was, I was a little bit, I was, I would rather just get wet by the hose.

I got to be in my girls' defense. I was one who's pro cowboy pool and she was like, what are you? It's going to be ridiculous. It was just four men sitting. Yeah. And there's just, there's no games to be played. No. You're just,

comfortable in a hot tub in Texas. In a backyard. Yeah, you can't stand up too. It's like... Yeah, I guess that's a testament to like you're standing up in a kid. Your state of mind. Just how depressed are you? We should get a pool, turn this thing around.

Oh, yeah, yeah. We just wade in a hot tub for a while. Oh, my God. And even those things are fucking ludicrously expensive. Yeah, the only way to do it is like, you know, having a big enough place for an actual pool, actual hot tub area. it like our buddy.

But like, that's fun. Oh, yeah. Because you could change the temperature. You can add cold water to it. Pools. Someone said it.

Pools are like boats, dude. Yeah. You want your friend to have one. Yeah. Like 100%. Because it's like, you don't want to fucking.

The moment you get that thing, it's a nightmare. It's a night. The pump breaks. The fucking cooling heating system breaks. It, you know, it's like,

yeah. My brother's getting in it. The filter gets clogged. Frogs are dying everywhere. Yeah. It's a frog holocaust dude. Dude, it's a holocaust of frogs. Then there's goldfish in there somehow.

My brother bought a boat all fucked up. Thing was dead in like two months. He got it in like Delaware. He took crutch out on it. My brother Steve. Oh, the boat? Yeah. And the boat started it just like he went back to the dock that he was like paying for,

which is expensive as fuck. Oh my God. The thing was underwater. It had a leak and just say. He had it for like two months, dude. You got to put the plug in the back? Yeah. Dude, you got to be a magician to sell an old boat or retarded to buy one.

Do you know what I mean? Like the fucking follow the ball type shit. Like you're going to buy my old boat that looks like shit. And then not ask any questions. Go $1,200. That's not fucking reasonable for a boat. My kids are going to love this boat in the water. It's in the bottom of the fucking life.

Well, that's pretty great. Because the boat is the cheap part. Yeah, it's all the maintenance. The engine. Yeah. The engine. I remember that was like, I remember I was trying to, as a kid, I was trying to kid to my parents to buy a boat.

Yeah. And I remember I like went through it. And I was like, I was like building it on a website. And I got to like basically the end. And I was like, this is not bad. Yeah. It was like eight grand and the boat was like pimped out. And I was like,

I'm gonna like pull this off and I like click to the next page and it was like the engine was 50,000 yeah he's just like oh fuck yeah and that's like a two-seater like fishing boat

it's not even a good boat it was brutal that's what you get those little what are the ones with that just have like the cap on it yeah like a double big engine in the back what do you call this thing

a whaler what a whaler yeah Boston whaler are nice. You get a 15, 20 foot Boston whaler on a little lake like that. You can be like 100 grand. No, I think those might be like 25, 30. With the two big engines that go like 60 miles an hour? No, no.

That thing like, those things get yeah, once you get into like a real boat it's like expensive. If you're going out three hours somewhere, you need the coverage and you need the speed. Yeah, yeah. And the power. What are you looking at? $150 to $200,000 or something like that? Easy.

easy. If you buy it brand new and use it recreationally. Yeah. How long's that last? Three to five years? No, the boat's the last like forever. The engines are like good.

Those like Honda fucking I think two strokes. Gotta go Asian. The Honda's, the Honda engines, I think are, yeah, they'll last forever. Gotta go Asian. Asian everything.

I'm an Evan Rude, man. I don't even know if they make them anymore, but. What? Evan Rood? Evan Rude. That's a boat? It's an engine.

Oh, it's an engine. You know engines. What the fuck are we talking about? Dude, Evan Rude. Evan Rude engines. You've been looking into them? Yeah, yeah. What's in that fucking mug?

I think they're out of business. Sometimes. Let's just on the heels of the pool search? I'll do that, like, where it's like, it's like, it's obviously, it's like way out of my price range. I'll just, like, load up a fucking, yeah. Just a badass boat, like a dauntless. Put three, like, three-fifths on the back and just look at how much it costs. Oh, my God.

It's insane. No, you're insane. You're talking about building boats you'll never buy? Yeah, dude. It's better than watching powerlifting. This is your... 100%. We'll get to that in the Patriot.

Milk tits is going to come firing out. You're going to have to put a zip lock bag over that fucking mic. This kid spits when he's angry. He's like a cobra. He's like a pink cobra. He's hissing and insane. spitting everywhere. No, but yeah.

I agree with the cold punch. Are you talking to like a two person, three person? Just a one, I think a one person. You get the one person. You get kind of the long tub. Yeah.

It's like, just do it in the morning. Are you doing like the iron tub or the, or the ventilated? I don't know. I barely looked into it. I, like, you know, I want to get one that has like,

instead of having to put ice in it, it has like the cooling system. The air conditioner on it. Yeah, the water conditioner. Don't get the horse tub then, because the sun here is going to negate most of that air conditioning. What do you mean? It just gets too hot. Because there's ones that you can get, like, for East Coast and, like, certain parts of the country where it'll retain that temperature because it's aluminum or metal, some type of metal.

Well, the metal is going to bleed heat or cool. It's going to just bleed fast. It's going to go both ways. But you're in the fucking sun. It's going to hit fucking noon here. You need just like an insulate. You need, I don't want Yeti to make a cold plunge. Well, ask me.

I need a Yeti cold plunge. Yeah. I'm sure they're already into that. They better be, dude. They're perfectly designed for it. Yeah, they are. Just that rubber insulation. Yeah, that shit that, like.

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she wanted the she wanted to she wanted the above ground pool the one that you buy at home depot for like 500 bucks and then she looked into it and everyone in texas is like don't even fucking bother fucking the water's 95 degrees and it's you can't even get in it dude some of these are really sick cold punches one indoor outdoor

I know but then you look at the price tag what is it 12 grand no this one's crazy this one's 5500 but it's got crazy ratings 3200 it's got bamboo there's a slimmer one for 32 and then you get ones for

this one's 7,000 $39. Yeah, that's a bucket. Yeah, you can also play can jam with that. It might just be for your feet. That's literally just a plastic bucket. It's like an old cock. But that's the point.

It's like you've got to find something to spray painted. A fucking Home Depot, orange bucket. Yeah, dude. Yeah, this one's 10 grand. So, yeah, there are like real high-end shit. They're crazy. And then you just go like, I don't know. Take a cold bath.

My old manager used to take a fucking freezing cold shower every morning. That's why I got rid of her. It's one of those things where you're just like, well, you could just go somewhere, you know? Well, cold plunge is more about daily routines and changing. The cold plunge for sure, yeah. But I'm kind of like, I don't know, man. I like, I kind of spazs today a little bit.

I'm not going to lie. We believe you. Really convincing us, Chris. You're not going to believe this. I wigged out today. No, I was just, I was like, kind of like, uh, I've been in a really good headspace recently, to be honest. Yeah. Where was I?

I have been. I have been. No, you have been. And I, I, I, I really have been. I'll do that. I'll give you that. I have been. I have been like, we got everything we need.

We were fine. Yeah. We were fine. And then all of a sudden I'm looking at pools and I'm like, what the fuck? Why the fuck are we getting in the fucking... Dude, I like... I like... It's so funny.

My girl's like... So funny. Wow, dude. Yeah. You go six weeks without problem. You're like, we need a blender? Let me look it up. A fucking blender?

Just one look at blender prices. Chris, did you punch a hole in the dry wall? Well, did you see the blender? I looked up. God damn's got two speeds For that price That's crazy It's so funny

You're throwing a tennis ball On a wall by yourself I'm up back It's so funny after the initial spaz When he started looking into it And you're like Oh this one's only You come back down the earth

This one could work Yeah it comes with a strainer But yeah You say the end word And then you're like Oh actually It disperses the excess fruit to decide. This one's got two speeds.

Pretty nice. Very nice. Man, quezzynard's coming a long way. Your keys are stuck in the wall. You got to pull a ladder from the garage. I pulled the trigger on that blender. You want it, hon. Oh, man. I think you should take a shot at a mid-tier cold plunge.

That's got good ratings. Yeah, I think so. nice. Because that's a fun little thing. Yeah, yeah. And you can, you can probably, you know, I think you're right. Control the temperatures. You could go to a mid-cooled temp and just sitting there in the afternoon and have a little outside time. Yeah, you get done one of your fucking psycho workouts in the basement with no windows. Yeah, dude. Jump right in the tub. Dude, I'm digging the basement. Yeah. I'm digging I know. That says a lot about a human being. I know. That's where I belong. No. True. That's where I belong. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. In the basement. A man that can go downstairs where no light is let in.

Yeah, yeah. And you bought your own equipment. Yeah. I can still exert force Oh, yeah. Enough to stay in shape. I go nuts, dude. That's fucking prison mentality.

Sometimes I close the floor ceiling, you know, you know, like pull the floor down on top of me. Oh, my God. And I just, I hot box it. Oh, my. I hot box it. You're not afraid that latch is going to hit and she's got her headphones in painting. And you're just sweating the death.

Oh, no, dude. You're cooking like a lamb chop down there? I love it. She smells meat. She's like, oh, Chris must be cooking. It's like, you're down there. It's burning your skin. Just doing curls.

I was in it. It is in. They're fun. They remind me of high school. Packing a lip. My brother still dipped skull straight. He made me do it in sixth grade. It's wild.

Fifth or sixth grade, my parents were away. And he's like, put it in. I was like, I don't want to, he said, put it in. Yeah. And I obviously swallowed it and threw up for like three hours. I'm going to stop. It's the only time I've ever gotten the spins is from a late night getting bullied into dipping. Yeah.

You know? Yeah, well, this one's like you can swallow this shit. It's not like real skull. It's not like real tobacco. No, no, no. It's just a straight nicotine. Yeah. It's not all the other crap.

The stuff. Yeah. But that's kind of scary, right? No? Yeah. But it's like, I mean, imagine it. you like came home from drinking and you ate like a pile of dead leaves yeah you'd puke yeah that's what skull is right right yeah well tobacco leaves are different than tree leaves yeah yeah

yeah yeah i guess you're the same yeah yeah yeah it's just dried imagine if your thing in the fall was you just picked up a bunch of leaves and you ate them dude that guy rules yeah yeah that's a boat you want on your squad it's true that's an athlete that's true that dude can toss any woman into a creek. Yeah, definitely into a crick. Not a creek. It's a creek.

You go creek or crick, Josh? Creek. Yeah. Makes sense. Final answer? You had to think about it for a second. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. But I'm also from the Midwest, so I say bag. So, bag. You said the same word twice. Yeah. How do you say that?

Say what? Like a grocery bag? Yeah, bag. A bag. Yeah, you say a bag? bag bag bag bag what's he doing I don't know he doesn't know how he talks

What's I'm also from the Midwest so I say a bag instead a bag We're talking about tobacco and then cricks Yeah, correct I'll say I talk weird so I'm not a good baseline But I don't think you say any words weird Except for you know he said no he says one word really weird That I fucking bothers me

He says Ben Like I'd been there before Instead of bin I've been there before. Yeah, he says Ben. And he says, uh-uh. Uh-uh. Yeah, yeah.

Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Is crazy work, dude. For now? Uh-uh. Uh-uh. It's an all time. Uh-uh.

What? But Ben. That's a wires crossed you can't fix. You're fucking, you gotta burn that house down. You're saying, uh-huh. People get pissed to me because I say, I make backyard two words. Backyard. Backyard.

Backyard. We're in the backyard. I'm in the backyard. Back, oh, so you, you pronunciate the second word differently. Yeah, yeah. You're not really combining. They're not, or you're not separate. Say it again?

Well, it's the backyard instead of the front yard. Front yard, there is a pause. Yeah. Backyard. I'm in the backyard. I'm in the backyard. Not the front yard. Well, it's how you.

You never say front yard. It's your inflection on yard. Backyard. But why do I got to... Let's go to the backyard. Let's go to the front yard. you're right yeah

backyard backyard back yard the backyard but people try to breathe through it backyard backyard backyard backyard

backyard backyard speaking I got some fucking bad news for you speaking of backyards I saw the movie you loved which one kneecap oh you didn't like it

I thought it was enjoyable I thought it was enjoyable I thought it was the way they shot it was very cool cinematography was fucking awesome yeah it's it shot like a fucking you know like who's that yeah I know what you know what you mean

it's like it's teetering on what the fuck is Sean of the Dead yeah but it also has the feel of uh fuck snatch yes yeah it's very snatching with its pacing which is interesting

I thought it was going to be more like historical you know it had like the way it started I was like oh sick it's going to be like very IRA heavy instead of just young kids doing drugs wishing they were in the IRA but that is what yeah

that's what they are which is great it's part of the charm it is charming it is charming I just thought it was going to get like fucking I was going to get darker yeah maybe just the way it started I was like let's go yeah yeah I want to more. I know.

But it is a fun fucking story. It's a good movie. The whole thing is they're like, they're like we weren't really around for how fucked up it was. Right. But they're like the third generation of that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is cool because it did build their

personalities and their talents. And it's funny. It's fun of the guys that are really still holding on to it. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Yeah. The guys that are like, we're at a war. Yeah, they got a grenade in their top dresser. Just in a warehouse hitting a hurley ball to each other. Getting high.

Parts were fucking amazing. It's so good. Yeah, parts were really great. Sorry, my Exterminator text on me. Your exterminator. What's his name again? He's got a great name. Adam.

No, the guy from New York. He just texted me out of nowhere. I had to answer it. Oh, really? Oh, the guy from New York. Remember the guy used to come into Maggie's and do all the extermination? Yeah, yeah, I know that guy. Yeah, the big fat guy down here.

What's his name? His name's like Gunner Steel or something like that. He's got like some sick. He's got like a cool name. Oh my God. You just fucked me up. Rowdy. Rowdy.

His name's Rowdy. First name Rowdy. Yeah. Birth certificate. Rowdy. That dude's the fucking man. What's his last name? Country bumpkin.

Rowdy. Rowdy Yordie. Rowdy. You know, some guys are meant for the baseball field? That guy was meant. Routy Yordes. Meant to hunt rats in a fucking third floor apartment. Dude.

But he's like a fucking geologist. Guy smart as hell. Routty? He's like, he's employed by like the government. And he shows up in a. He backed his way into extermination. Who's that goofy dildo that got killed by Stingray? Oh, yeah.

Crocodile hunter He dressed like him Dude and he'd show up and I'm like whoa And then he's the fucking man Sweating through like three layers of canvas Getting up in the fucking trenches And the goddamn attic Setting traps

Falling shit trails See if they died in the walls You think he's got a cold plunge He should have a cold plunge Yeah yeah red Did you have a pool? I should buy rowdy a cold plunge Get him a nice gift

Put it up in the attic Yeah You probably just put bread in there To catch rats Shout out rowdy dude I gotta see him He's a Dallas Cowboys fan So that's the biggest issue

Routy you're It's the only thing I gotta get through Remember he came to a cowboy's Eagles game And he got all fucking blacked out Started showing his ass No I wasn't there for that Yeah I took him to an Eagles bar

He was wearing a fucking jersey Yapping his fucking trap And he started Yeah we call that I'll exterminate all you motherfuck Yeah But guess what? We caught that raccoon at the other day, didn't we?

That would be so funny. That's the one place, Rowdy-Yorty refuses to help. Yeah. He wasn't wearing his uniform. Yeah, yeah. God. Yeah, I say pull the trigger on it. Next time you get fucking ripped.

I don't know. Next time you get ripped, just start searching, make a decision. I don't know. That's how big decisions happen in my mind. I know, but it's just like... I get a little too much messy. Yeah. And I go, fuck it.

Send it. Yeah. I'm like, I spent $5,000 last night. I know, dude. And I'm afraid. But then it shows up and you're like, you know, you're a big tech guy. You like seeing a big box.

I know, I know, but it's like... Dude, I like... You can't be a Kindle, though. If you're going to spend money on something like this, you've got to use it to break through the crust. It's Joe Mayer used to say. Yeah. It's fucking an old lady.

You got to bust through the crust. It's like a piece of scrapple. Start eating her ass. You got to bust through the crust. We might have to delete that. That's crazy. Yeah, dude, those are the days. Those were the days.

Those are the days. Years three to five. Yeah, yeah. You do some dumb shit. Yeah. You're like, no, this is comedy, man. Yeah. Now I'm booking out hotel rooms for a wedding.

I like this sweet for us, huh? How much? You have any cold plunges I'm buying the last fucking week? Jesus Christmas. I can't even imagine. Well, that's not even including just the travel. Like, fucking sitting around for a fucking week. Dude, I just remember my brother

when he got married just being like, what are we doing? He probably did a full wedding, right? This is just a celebration. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Celebration. But, dude, you know, it's like, Like, it still piles up.

You just go. What is how? I mean, you just went through it. Yeah, but you did it right too. That was a perfect. Yeah, yeah. Perfect amount of celebration. It's still insane.

Yeah. I mean, it's still like 20K. Yeah. No matter what you do. Right. Yeah. Yeah. You ever see that stat about,

there's like a one million break point, something crazy like that where it's like the divorce rates within the first year of, like it follows the trend of how much money you spend and how short the relationship lasts? Because some girl just like, I want all the things. And I'd say, well, there's no love there.

They don't really care about you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then they pinpoint to divorce rates. You're saying smaller the wedding, the longer the marriage. Yeah, the more genuine. It's like, take that money if I can do something with it. Get a cold plunge. Yeah, yeah.

Let's take the plunge, baby. Yeah, take the plunge. Let's take the plunge. want to marry me? No, no, I want to get a little cold tub for the porch. No, I want to fight for the rest of my life with you in this tiny punch. Yeah, and then you start getting to that realm of like, I'm almost done. Let me get out first.

You know what I mean? That's the time when your brain's resetting. You don't want to stare at somebody's stare at all fucking day talking about nonsense. I actually like that. She's leaning over going, what's going on with these weeds? You said you were going to get them last week. I'm trying to decompress over here. Dude.

Lawn care. You're lucky. This place did it right with the fucking turf. Turf's nice. Turf is nice. Really nice. Turf is great. But that's another radiant heat.

That's going to affect your cold plunge. I know. You got to go on that little back and put it under a... You got to get a... You have that tarp thing, right? That tarp thing, I guess while we were away, some storm ripped it off. Oh, yeah.

So the tarp needs to get repaired. It's funny, the guys that live down here. full time they make those tarps for their cars they'll pull the car in their driveway and they have one of those arching like beach tarps over it yeah to protect it from the sun and elements I know I feel like I need to get one of those for your head yeah I do I have one of those from my head I need one for the car you cabana on the beach though you could have full full cabana it's nice though I know where to find you if you're going for a stroll

yeah I could see you from like a mile away I I treat the beach like a ski trip. I wear high viz so you can find me. I was talking shit on that. Make sure I'm protected from the sun. That fucking turtleneck loose shirt that you got me, the water shirt? Unbelievable. Dude, it's so good. Unbelievable. But I want to burn. I want to fucking tan up. I know. But once you do that, then you throw the fucking, throw the shirt on it. You're good to go. That's what I need in Fort Lauderdale. I need a fucking shirt and pants. I should have got a onesie. Also, on a day like that where you're going to be a shirt. I'm going to be a onesy. Also on a day like that, where you

got no umbrella and you're pounded beers and you don't want to leave the beach and you didn't get sunscreen. Yeah. You pop the shirt on. You pop the shirt off. You pop the shirt off. 20 on, 20 on. Yeah.

Yeah. You ease into it. Yeah. You can layer it on. Yeah. I hate when you're wise. It's like sneaking a couple of N.A. beers and do a long day of drinking. Yeah.

Wow. I have to have an open cup like this. My girl's got to be filling it. Otherwise, I see that can. That thing's getting launched into an ocean. No. That fucking athletic I'll crow hop that thing

Fucking 40 yards There's gotta be They suck I know but they gotta They've like fake cocktails and shit now Yeah That one you had last night was nice Yeah the fake Ngronis

Yeah but it's like fucking $10 They are fucking ludicrous So expensive There's no liquor in it What are we paying for? I you know To To rob the people that really want to cool it

Yeah to delude yourself Yeah They don't want you to the big the big three yeah the big boosers don't want you fucking they want you on the fucking coin do i know because that's what gets you back to the booze you go why am i paying 10 bucks a hundred percent for the calories yeah and the no booze yeah when i can just yeah it's like coconut water i'll come in my own mouth drink from the faucet why am i spending four hours on a coconut water the fuck happened that's crazy to only have co they didn't have gatorade or

anything no they ran out of like uh this one this one drink i was getting no i was getting these like these protein drinks because I'm not eating enough protein because I don't eat. So I've been supplementing. And if I didn't have one in the morning at my house that I make for myself, I'll get one at the gym, right after I work out on my walk. Yeah, you got to switch it up, dude. You got to start, you got to start putting three meals in. I know. I'm trying to just supplement with the, with the protein.

I make like a big batch. I'll take a whole gallon, a whole milk. You like this fat tits. You're drinking soylent. Huh? Soiling green. Soilent? Yeah.

What's that? That's like the drink that like coders drink because it's like a full meal and a drink. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then I'll take the heel. Yeah. I'll take the whole meal in one.

Yeah. And I big batch it. And I take little pecks at it. You got to. Like a little bird bath. I'll just go. Just a few sips here and there. Get my calorie intake.

Get my protein. Yeah. And I want to sit down and have a whole fucking lamb chop. Dude, I was impressed by you last night, fucking actually eating that. meal. There's a chink in your armor. Yeah. It's a Greek in his armor. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Well, you're eating

wild Greek meals and you like it. He got mad at me in Detroit because I ate a plain hot dog. That's fucking insane. In front of people. Oh, my God. You'd take that to go and eat in the hotel room? Dude. We were in public at an event. Just a nitrate

circle right to the gut. Yeah, yeah. You want ketchup, mustard, relish? No, no, no, no. Straight dick. Yeah. No cheese. Nope. We're talking bun, dog bun.

Yeah. Dude, could you see burgers like that? We go to McDonald's. He does that too. Bun burger bun. Insane. It's fucking crazy. Call the cops type shit, dude.

That's nuts. It's crazy. So you like to taste hot dogs. Y'all. Did you eat like an accordion? Yeah. It's crazy That's fucking nuts

And then to eat Tatsiki Yeah Zatziki Yeah that probably flipped your wig Dude That's nuts You're gonna start Expanding your palate

You're gonna You're not gonna go back to that You're gonna realize how insane Well that's what I'm saying He's got to change his energy Yeah Because he goes into every experiment Every food experiment

Going like Why make me do this You gotta be like Fuck this I'm not living like this anymore I'm not gonna get bullied by food Yeah

Yeah I'm not gonna get pushed around by sushi or fucking whatever there's mustard. I mean that's you got to get past the mustard. I know what you do with these fucking morons you send them to one of those island shows those reality shows making me fucking crickets for a while in like Thailand no no do come back with the chicken liver moose yesterday

you didn't like that he did you like the chicken liver moose he did it until he didn't that's a big that's a big get yeah isn't it wonderful? Yeah it was good you ever have chicken livers they ever go to like odd duck they put chicken livers on a little skewer I've had it growing up my parents my dad would cook it up sometimes

it's really good for you man that stuff's really good for you I like seeing little organs dude you said some shit yesterday about little girls you can't go back to back two days in a row

this shit too no when you see a tiny little liver you're like oh look at that Yeah, yeah, then you eat it. Yeah. Or a little heart. Yeah. It's so cute.

I saw a hawk disembow a squirrel outside of my history class in high school. We just watch this hawk like a surgeon take apart all the organs put him to this side and they eat the ones he want it. Really? It was crazy. Whoa. Yeah, nature's fucking nuts. I went out there and I inspected it. I do like little organs myself.

It's kind of crazy to see an animal. really like put the bib on. Yeah. Yeah. Ask for the steak knife instead of the butter knife. Dude, the incision. Yeah.

The precision with the incision was it was a spectacle. Cut this thing right open, opened up the cage, took out the organs, everything was on the side. The intestines were over here. Ate the heart, ate the liver.

That's nuts. Or ate the kidney. whatever and just left the other ones Yeah, I kind of assumed that every animal just snaked it. Yeah. Just like the whole thing goes in. Yeah. Especially birds. I thought they would, I thought they ate a whole thing

and then they threw up the bones. I think they do that too. Isn't that what a vulture does? A vulture eats like weak old carcasses. Yeah. Those fucking things are disgusting. Imagine a vulture burp it in your mouth. It's got to smell like a graveyard, dude. Yeah, 100%. Vultures are fucking, what a piece of shit.

That's what I'm going to start calling people with bad breath. Vulture. The kid's a vulture. He smells dice. He's got old bones in there. He's been on fucking root 35, just mulling out of deer. Just any time he leaves, where do you go? Throw up a skeleton.

He's got a bird skull on his tummy. Then he's got a fucking open mic in the creek. Dude God damn Dude Bad brass man That shit sends me I know

Nothing worse I have fear of it too You should Yeah Every day you should fear it Yeah Yeah Fear it

I mean that's like I'll remember the time Tony Baker said this one time And I was Never It's just stuck with me He's like I forget a lot of shit But

If I smell your breath I'll remember the temperature. The time of day, what you're wearing, it's just his fucking snapshot. Dude, this kid got hit

with a nasty one on the plane. Why? On the plane. Al-tosis. A guy, open-mouthed sleeping. Yeah, yeah. No.

Yeah. And it was bad. Yeah. What'd you do? I kept doing, I was in the middle seats. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Just try to dodge it. Yeah. But it's like one of those old Vicks vapor machines just releasing gas he was mouth breathing and he's a big boy mouth breathing so it's just old food stuck

in his fucking gum I can't even talk about that's so fucking gross yeah man that happens and it is it's fucking smelling salts it wakes you you you can't nap on the plane when that's hitting you no it's a terrorist attack it is yeah yeah it's VX gas

Yeah That's literally what was in the ball In those little green balls Big fatty's like that man It's not just gut You know Because it's not just gums It's got

It's both Because they were always Processing something It was just ate something True So it's coming up through the fucking gullet And you know They're not fucking

Taking care of their teeth Yeah So they got The gut stuff They got old fucking Rotting pork Caught their teeth Makes me want to have

a probiotic. Yeah, I do every morning. You do? Yeah, every single morning. What do you have? First thing. The brand?

Yeah. It comes with this cold plunge. Shut up. There should be a thing where you can brush your gut. You know, it should be, once again,

you should have like a thing you could drop like a scrubbing bubbles down. Yeah, like a tub bomb? Yeah. And just, and just clean you. And just clean you out, you know?

This one. It's got, this is where it gets crazy. It says it has 60 billion CFU, 10 strains and organic prebiotics, immune digestive, and gut health. It supports occasional constipation, diarrhea, gas bloating for women and men, 30 count. It's not, it's not cheap. It's only, it's 30 bucks for 30 pills. So it ain't cheap. But you take a pill.

Yeah. It's one of those guys. I brush my berks. 60 billion. I brush my burgh. Burks and then I pop one of those Some wah-wah Damn

You should look into it, I'll send it to you Yes, yeah I'll get down on that It's good for you And then I take a multi-vite And then two Liver pills Two liver pills?

Yeah Doing a lot of Doing a lot of pills No, not Do you take vitamins? No I wonder, yeah It's just

It's just milk thistle I take two pills of milk thistle And what is milk thistle? Is that like a It's for liver health Yeah Is it like honeysuckle? I'm getting robbed

I'm getting robbed by the whole industry Yeah Who knows Doctors, you know I got blood taken And everything's nice I get my nutrients Because I'm not eating as much

You got to You got to become a breakfast man that's it's a falsehood complete falsehood you know what I've been doing a smoothie for breakfast I like this yeah yeah because it's good for children what do you mean it's good for everybody

well depends on what you're doing well you don't want to have a big heavy greasy breakfast meal you know you want to get something that's easy to digest blend this stuff up it's pretty it's like predigested it's like it's just

yeah I guess it is for kids it's like a baby bird meal you know it's regurgitated fruit you know it makes like fruit

worse for you to like blend it it makes fruit worse for you who created breakfast it creates like the sugar it does something with the sugars like blending a banana and then drinking it in a smoothie's like

not great for you now see this is this is this is The most ridiculous thing I've ever heard in my life. It didn't agree with this, but this is, apparently it's the Rockefellers. The Rockefellers started the breakfast idea. That you need breakfast? To keep everybody sick and get money from the industry.

Breakfast is keeping everybody sick? Yeah, you're overeating. You don't need to. And they're filling you with chemicals. Right. But I don't drink a gigantic smoothie. I have a nice little smoothie. That's why I said smoothies a good option because it's natural.

Yeah. What do you put in there? Protein of berries. I got blackberries. I got blueberries. Blueberries are good. Our antioxidant. A couple raspberries.

I got a banana. Yeah. Some peanut butter. This is nice. And then... Throw some protein in there. Some milk. It's protein and butter.

Yeah. And peanut butter. Yeah. It's high fat. It's good. And sugars. You eat a lot for being your size. You're always snick snack and you're a little bird.

I, but I eat a lot of meals, but I don't eat a lot at each meal. Yeah. That's good. That's what you're supposed to do it. Yeah. Yeah. supposed to gorge like that. You take a little in all the time. Yeah, you can burn it off. Separate the liver, the heart. Yeah. Then you go in the basement, scream at your computer for fucking the prices of a cold plunge.

Burn off some of that cow. Yeah, dude, I watch, I watch TV down there. I got my iPad down there. I watch a little, uh, yeah. I was watching some show called Legend. That's a healthy relationship. Yeah. Dude, I watched the fucking Raffin to Dow, Doc. How was it? It's great. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. He's the fucking man. He does not look well. but yeah he's always been fucking wonky nuts what he's a hard to look at guy he's got to do something about that hair man just shave it go bald go aggacy he's going to agacy go agacy he's fighting agacy because he saw what happened to agacy no you got to just just nuke the hair when it when your hair gets that like thin yeah nuke it yeah you got nuke yeah you got nuke just take it off yeah or do something

wild with yeah yeah you got have a fun little you know yeah but he's Lost the tips. Go fucking ham. He's like one of those guys where when it gets sweaty, it gets like thin. Yeah, you can see right to his skull. Yeah, yeah. It's like crazy. A sick bird. Yeah.

And he had a legit flow back in the day, which is why he probably can't let go. Yeah. Just like, dude, fucking. Yeah. Cut it off, bro. I mean, that's every man's fucking nightmare. It's looking back at your photos going, damn. Yeah.

Just when I thought I didn't have it, I had it all. And then you just slowly age and morph. Into an underground. Oh, yeah. Totally unnecessary that one. That was for me. What do you find out about blending bananas? So what it does is it changes the way your body absorbs it.

It doesn't actually make it like worse for you. It just... The potassium? It just changes the reaction. So it's like it doesn't retain the fiber. And it breaks down cellular walls differently to absorb sugars faster. Yeah, it's like juicing. Yeah.

can like spike your blood pressure. Sugar. Yeah, like if you blend stuff. It's like how you eat a bag of carrots every day as opposed to me juicing a bag of carrots. You're not getting the fiber. The fibrous resource. Why would you not be getting the fiber?

It's not blending it that fine. Well, it's taken out the stuff that's actually the, like the solids. No, you're just drinking the solids. No, you're drinking the juice from the solids. And you're removing the solids. I got to, give you my juice my juicer is i'm not filtering it that's exactly what it's doing it's filtering the fiber

from that's the vitamins that sounds ridiculous and nutrients of the juice the blade the blade is not cutting cells in half it's just blending it there's no way that's true if you're telling me if i have you ever seen a juice you tell me if i blend a steak no if you blend and i drink it that you're still it's the cells are breaking down i'm talking about a juicer as opposed to a blender. When you juice, you're removing all the fibrous ingredients. Juice is bad. Yeah, yeah. No, juice is great. For ginger, for carrots, for celery, but you're removing a lot of the fiber elements. Yeah, you're removing fiber. I don't get rid of any of the fiber. I keep the fiber.

Yeah. I suck the fiber up. Yeah. It starts to get into like the weeds about how how intense the blending is because the more intense you blend it, the more it gets closer to like juicing, which then strips it of the fiber. Right. But I'm not removing anything. So where could it possibly have gone the fiber? I agree with this.

I think the physical breakdown is what they're talking about. Like there's something of how it's made up. Rockefeller did this to us. It's not blending at like a quantum level. It's fucking I'm gonna look up this rock-faxi-a-tham thing. It's just chopping up banana. It's not

this is ridiculous. I'm telling you. now I can see I would get into your bloodstream faster I can see that maybe but all right I'm not snorting the banana up my nose all right here it is this is fun okay not now not creating a fucking that kind of stuff

what did you know the three meals a day it was created to keep you fat lazy and relying on the Rockefeller food system our reference for breakfast is actually relatively recent before the late 19th century in the U.S., breakfast didn't have any particular importance as ascribed to it. But all that was changed by a small group of religious fanatics and lobbyists for central and bacon companies or cereal and bacon companies. Historically, breakfast didn't even come

with its own list of prescribed foods. This morning needs to hear this. Eating three meals a day was created by the Rockefeller Foundation. Our ancestors didn't eat three times a day. If they ate three times a week that was a lot your body is meant to be in a fasted state why do you heal when you sleep because you're fasted your body's able to take the energy that it normally would use

breaking down and digesting food and instead it's putting it towards healing and feeling sick don't go to the white coat who has no idea what he's talking about throw a 36 hour fast at it stem cells are activated They go to the area of injury.

They go to the areas that need healing. Your body thrives in a fasted state. Don't buy into the three meals a day. It was created to keep you fat, lazy, and reliant on the Rockefeller food system. 100%. Never should obesity be installed. Is the words even matching up with his mouth? What?

That's not AI. I've been reading that for fucking five years. That's... I hate... I don't think there's anything I hate... more than what our ancestors did. Yeah, back when everyone died at 20, eat three times a week.

No, it's the evolution of our natural bodies to fight off foreign, you know, elements. No, you take... Like cancers, diseases. No, no, no, no. But look, you take in a little bit during the day all the time. That's what you do.

Yeah, but that's what he's saying is that's not... You got to have fuel. That's not, we didn't need that. breakfast for like look if you're a farmer load up get some eggs and bacon you're going to be on the fucking farm for four hours okay well they act like the neanderthals if you're a stay at home comic with a podcast

you don't need fucking five meals a day yeah you do you're gonna fucking get it on the Patreon you're getting it because you're fucking getting out you're getting out in the world you're doing stuff they act like the Neanderthals had grocery stores and they just didn't go to them they act like the Neanderthals had grocery stores

and then it just didn't go to them. What's saying is your body didn't need it. It did. They still hunted. They were starving and dying. No, we wouldn't be here if they starved and died. Well, the ones that fought through guys there's always been retards. Dude, I'm telling you, man, life was nasty, brutish, and short back of the day.

Shipping D right now. I got cold brew in the cup. I'll live in large. No, I know. I get it. I get it. All right, heaven to the Patreon You think they were worried about

blending their smoothies? So nutrients are retained When you blend It's when you start juicing That it removes pulp and fiber Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah I said this right Yeah, yeah, I just wanted to clarify

Yeah, yeah But that I was right, yeah So I would chunk of metamusel in your fucking mouth What the what is metamusel? Dude, I've been starting to do it Because I'm getting my fucking roids removed It's a it's a straight shot man It's a fucking up

It's how cleans your bowl. It's fiber. You put into water and it coagulates. It comes like a gelatin. Yeah. Because I didn't drink it at first. I was so scared. But you let it sit there and it just thickens.

And do it like a Wurthers original? Yeah. Yeah. A gummy Wothers. It's a gummy which, holy shit, dude. Candy guys, get out there. A gummy Wothers, I would lose all my dives. dude.

I would have that guy's bad breath on a plane like, put a little metamusal in the middle of it. Oh, my teeth rot. Dude. Where there's original.

All right. Thanks, guys. Head over to patreon.com slash stuff island to see the destruction of Josh Francis. Yeah.

You fucking dickhead. Josh is in trouble. You are in a trip. Big trouble. Come and see me at the hyenas comedy club in Dallas 611, which is next week,

next Thursday. Oh, hell yeah. Come to Charleston, South Carolina. I'll be there. And then next week, I will be in Salt Lake City. Two great cities, man. Yeah, yeah.

That's a nice back to back. I've never been to Charleston. Well, I've been to Charleston, but I've not really actually been in Charleston. Yeah, it's great. Yeah. So I'm excited. I'm excited for that. Bill Murray's going to take your penis out of your pants and he's going to say,

no one's going to believe you. Is that what happened in Charleston? No, that's like one of his bits where he'll take like a fry off someone's table, eat it. Oh, yeah, yeah. Or he'll put his hands. behind somebody like this. Yeah. And then they turn around and,

no one's going to believe you. It's a good bit, dude. That is a good bit. It's a good bit. And he also tries to fuck every waitress in the whole city. Well, good for him. Yeah.

Yeah, he's entitled. Yeah. You don't work that hard to not fucking sexual assault. Yeah. Speaking of, can I grab one of those lacrosse sticks? Oh, no, dude.

Give me the new one. Not the Indian one. The native, shall I say? Shout out, Throne Lacks for hooking it up. Throne Lacks. Giving you a fucking custom-made Drexel Dragons Lacksstick. Aluminum, light.

I think it might be Scandium. Scandium? Whoa. What's that? Aluminat the fiber? That's when they add the fiber back in. Yeah, Scandium, titanium. All right, let's go.

Bye.