Stuff Island - Spraying - Stuff Island #246

Episode Date: August 5, 2026

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Something's off about that guy. Yeah, definitely. He's got an ex-wife in that backyard. You're buried in there? He's got shovel vibes, dude. Nah. Yeah. He's sweet.

You should meet his dad. Yeah. He's sweet. He's a sweet boy. You think so? Yeah. That's why you're a piece of shit. Yeah.

True. All right, welcome to... It's generational trauma. Stuff on. Do we ever do a welcome? Why'd I do that? Because we're doing something new. We're going to do, we're going to do, we're going to do some phone calls. What do you say? Yeah. We do a, we do a, we have a phone call line on Patreon now. Where are you calling for, I can't even say advice. Usually it's just people complaining.

People get, people ask us questions. Ask us questions. And we answer them. Call us gay. Yeah. Some like questions. That's pretty much it. Yeah. A lot of guys just being hammered.

Yeah, calling late night. Just being hammered. Hold on, hold on. I'm driving. Yeah, no, he's like, hold on, hold on. Can I get two course lights? Yeah, yeah, yeah. A Mai Tai.

How much you're going to Mike Ty? New Orleans. New Orleans has the drive-through. The drive-through booze. You want to play one? Yeah, dude. Ripp one up, Josh. What's up?

I called about the dog. I guess it was when I first did this. The dog that got to start calling. hook and then it's like wiggles it out. Jesus. And um anyways

Tommy said it was a bird he said that I catch a bird and a heron is a fish it's like a bait fish that you um you know you get out of the lake and Chris like

you're a beast honestly like even though you're kind of fagged at the same time you could cut it down here and up the south down Augusta down near the lake and um yeah anyways the dog is a golden receiver it wasn't a cotton dog or a country dog it was like it's very beautiful dog yeah i never told the person about the whole book for watching but yeah i just i think

i was questions about so um you this boom hour dude so this guy's the guy called in he like put a hook through a dog's eye by accident right he was casting he was fishing on like a lake i think he was just practicing castes He wasn't even trying to fish. Yeah, something. And then the dog ran into it. Yeah. And then I don't know what that was.

He hooked a Labrador's eyes with a fish hook. A golden retriever. A golden retriever. Worse. Labrador retriever? Even a sweeter dog. Yeah, but that's a hunting dog. Is it not?

Yeah. By definition, it's a retriever. Yeah. Right. It was like it wasn't like a hunting dog. It was like a retriever. 90% of them are farting on a deck. They're not like fucking, they're not

retrievers? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's not that many hunt retrievers. but I don't know what the fuck was he talked Did you do you hear anything? He was talking about the type of fish

I think he called you gay And you could live in North Carolina Does that what he said? It did sound like at one point It did sound like he called he gay But the rest of it Sound like he was He was talking about you asked if he was catching a bird

And he was like now is a heron Yeah Oh he did catch a heron Yeah he was truly fishing He just threw a hook to a dog's fucking up eyeball. Here's the exact translation. This is what the transcript says. What's up? I called about the dog. I guess it was the first time I did this dog that got caught on the hook and it wiggled out. And anyways, Tommy said it was a bird. He said that I catch a bird and a heron is a fish. It's like a baked fish that you know you get out of the lake. And Chris's, I like you. I'll be honest, even though you're kind of a f*** at the same time. If you could cut it down here enough the south in Augusta down near the lake. And yet anyways, the dog was a gold. golden retriever. It was a hunting dog. It wasn't a hunting dog or country dog. It was like a very beautiful dog and I never told the person about the whole situation. But yeah. Right. So this was,

his conflict was he hooked his neighbor's dog in the eyeball. Yeah. The dog wiggled away from the, so now he's blinded. Right. He was conflicted with telling the neighbor, hey, I put a fish hook through your, your poor dog's eye. And it was me. And he decided not to say anything. Right. The advice we were given to him was like you should say something. No, I told him that it's already too late. You gotta just live a lot. No, you know what I mean? You gotta tell that neighbor

I hooked your fucking Labrador. I don't know. That's crazy. Yeah. Because if it comes out later down the road, they see him fly fishing. Who else is gonna be? I don't know.

It sounds like he lives in the woods in Georgia. Like, I don't know if they'll ever even run into one another. Yeah, it's like. Okay. And who knows how well they'll even be able to communicate. Yeah. You know, there'll be two guys speaking two different languages. Just pounding their chest.

Probably, he may have told him already. You know what I mean? Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's a mess. We couldn't even hear him. Yeah. It's gibberish.

Good for him, though, dude. Yeah. You keep the lie going. Yeah, just live it. What's like the, what's like a, have you ever lied and had to keep it going for like a super long time? Every relationship I've ever been in. I strung a web of lies in every relationship I've been in.

In college, I had two girls living on the same campus that I was dating at the same time. That's wild. So every single moment is a connected lie, which kept me sharp for engineering. I just wanted life to be exciting. Where were you last night? You got to think about that. And then you go, eventually. slip up going like you know it's like that scene

in Godfather. Yeah. And he's like, I know, Billy F. Billy Ola from Miami. Yeah, you might up going. And he's like, Michael's like, yeah. Yeah. Noted. You're the fucking rat. You wind up going, no, you've seen that movie. We watched it

like three nights ago. Yeah, yeah. You were over my house. I thought you slept in Coaches. It'll all come out in the wash. You can't web it that long, dude. The spider web will fall. Yeah, I've never had a lie that deep About anything You've never lied about one thing

No, I've lied about, yeah, I've lied about tons of stuff Yeah But not a not a deep long one You know what I mean? Yeah, it's only been for women Yeah It's only been when I was a piece of shit Right

Trying to evade You know Responsibility Responsibility and the truth Yeah Of my mishaps That's what lies aren't good for This guy's evading a responsibility

with a lie that he's decided to keep. Yeah, one time I used my ex-girlfriend's pharmaceutical car to visit another girl I was sleeping with and I hit a deer on 76 on the way back. Damn. Like broke a tail light. Whoa, dude. There was blood and hair in the headlight.

Oh my God. And I said I was coming back from Butterleys in fucking Northeast Philly and I hit a deer. If you know anything about Northeast. belly deer aren't running through there, dude. Unless I'm wearing a backwards hat. And that gel bangs.

Yeah, it's a metaphor. Yeah, it's a metaphor. Yeah, so many deer's in my neighbor. We can't live here no more. God, we saw, dude, we saw a skid mark. I don't know what you want to call on the highway. Like, dude, whatever hit this animal,

it must have exploded. Confetti. It must have been a full, like 18. wheeler, no brakes. Like it, dude, I've never seen a, like, a spread of blood and guts like this in my entire life. So you saw the aftermath? Yeah. Yeah. It was

crazy. It's probably just a big buck getting run through the undercarriage. I, jeez, Louise. They've got to build some tunnels for these things or something. Or one of those nice little ramps they do. They can't even build bridges for regular people. I know. It's true. They don't even know a freaking highway. There are places. I swear to God, in like, Sweden or something. There's underground tunnels. Yeah, exactly that.

Or over top. Over top bridge for... It's nice. It is nice. It's a fairy tale. Yeah. It's truly a fairy tale. Like you're reading a book and like you know, a wonderland. Yeah. And they just have like a and it's got grass

and growth over it. So they feel like they're still on the on the footing of the forest and they just travel like like over a fucking highway. just to get to another place. Public transportation for fucking bucks. It's good.

We don't have that money. Saves people. Nobody gives you shit. We got plenty of them. We got all the money. We got kids fucking throwing rocks over those bridges. Reeking through a fucking windshield. True.

Killing innocent women. I've seen so many stories of that, dude. Really? Some teenager taking a boulder going over one of those overpasses, and it rips through. There's one famous one that I saw. It took his wife's head off. No, that's not funny.

But he was driving a fucking boulder coming through the window at 100, 200 miles an hour. Dude. And he looks over and his head's, his wife's head's gone. You just pray that they were in one of those fights. You know what I mean? Yeah. One of those. Will you shut the fuck?

It was one of those moments. He was like, what am I doing with this person? Yeah, she's talking about the Odyssey too long. he probably prayed on it God I hope her head comes off it's yeah but they did it as like a prank you know remember it's like throwing eggs at a train or something

these kids would throw rocks over a fucking overpass I know I know you gotta be some kind of dumb to be like it's a prank yeah I didn't want to take her head off it's just a prank dude Boulder hits your car God just guaranteed

cause murder and mayhem this is like fucking dropping an atomic bomb as a prank probably just

got fucking you know 10 days of probation this guy's got two caskets for his wife I hope they didn't find him

his wife's heads in an urn the rest of is there a new murder doc yeah the uh there's four kids

from Iowa Iowa Iowa State uh oh that's you territory a stabber a kid that just got locked up

that was that was in Iowa that was uh Idaho Idaho yeah yeah yeah water

water bro who gives his shit yeah yeah some dude was like a it's really good some kid was like a obviously a maniac

but he studied criminal justice and like got his masters and like studied how like you know cops work how the system works and it was all they're saying it's all he hasn't spoken about it he just pled guilty so he could

avoid the death penalty and didn't take the stand so nobody really knows why but due to his past educational history it was evident that he was training to become a serial killer really and he picked these four kids randomly broke into their house killed three young girls and one young kid they were all best friends stabbed him the death whoa cleaned up the scene it took a while for the them to get them. They only had footage of his car leaving like the neighborhood at certain hours. And they found out like he knew about tracking. So he would shut. They had his, his phone records that he would enter campus area frequently, a couple times a week. Yeah, just go multiple times a week. Or just he would go there frequently anyway. And then towards the murder, he would shut off at a certain

point prior to and then turn it back on. So you couldn't prove that he was there. But you can also prove once the towers picked him up, he was halfway home coming from that direction. So that was like the first major peg in his story. So this guy was studying how to kill people? Yeah, apparently. Like he was, what was he going to like crime class? Yeah. He had his masters.

And apparently all the students were like, he would ask questions like annoyingly, like that kid in class. It's like, shut the fuck up. He was like, he was. He was invest. He was invested. Yeah, he was invested. Yeah, it panned out. He got his first four down

Yeah, you can't really study murder and get away with it Not anymore Yeah Not anymore Wait, when did this happen? I think it was like six months ago or What? A year ago?

No, it was longer than that. He just went to trial for it Maybe you went to trial six months ago You see his face, you're like, You can't have the dock already Of course. 2022. Yeah, 2022, okay

So the trial was probably six months ago Yeah, yeah It's still fast for a time Doc. Totally. You know? Getting out in four years. It's pretty good.

Do the French and stuff? Do they do murder docs? They do. There's a really good one out. It's like one of the best. And I have yet to, because I fired up at like 12, 1 o'clock.

And I'm like, I'm not reading all that bullshit. Yeah. There's reading times for docs. There's other times where they just want to throw on some fucking... Do they have serial killers over there? Yeah, they're everywhere. Yeah, but they never talk about it.

Jack the Ripper. It was a European serial killer. True. Good point. He's the original. Yeah, he's the OG, dude. That's a good point. That's a great point.

But, yeah. Jack ripped. I don't consider the British to be European. I agree with this. I got to tell him. Yeah. I agree with this. Yeah.

They're inbred Europeans. Yeah, it's just kind of like, yeah. They got too much American in them. They just feel like, yeah, they're like an uncle. Yeah, it's like Connecticut. Yeah. They don't be real, they don't know what they want to be. Exactly.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, they know what they want to be. They have identity. They're not that anymore. Yeah. They know what they used to be. Some of these names of these serial killers from the Europe are crazy.

The vampire Dusseldorf, the beast of the Ukraine. That guy rules. Have you heard of him? Yeah. 52 people. He was convicted of killing. There's one dude in Romania that has like 90. There's like, you got to go deep, you have to deep dive into documentaries to find the serial killers.

You got to go east. Yeah. Yeah, but I feel like killing people in Romania is like... I mean, you should have been walking there. Yeah, yeah. Do you even have police? What is Garda coming to get you? Let me look this up, dude.

Yeah, I'm looking for it right now. There's... These names are crazy. The Black Widow. The butcher from Lassie. They get like cool names. I have a joke about that. Really?

Because it's always cool names. Yeah. We don't give the Argyz cool names. Yeah, the Nightstalker? True. Zodiac. Oh, this one was good. I saw this one.

That was cool. That's right. A three-part Danish docu-series. A friend, a murderer. That came out in 2026. Whoa. Idaho murders. Lucy Leppie was all right.

What's Lucy Leppie about? It's a near, she's a neonatal nurse convicted of murdering and harming infants. Dude. That one's tough. That one, you got to torture and kill that person. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, that one's tough. You got to gut them. Yeah, that's like Kvorkean. Yeah. Kovorkin, they were at least asking for it. Yeah. He did it illegally going, and I'm just going to inject you. Yeah, didn't it turn out that Kvorkian was like good?

Well, no, he was killing people when they really didn't want to. Really? Yeah, he went from being... I thought he was assisted suicide. No, he went from, like, Robin Hood, yeah, to true evil, where he was killing them. Like, he didn't have enough clients. Yeah. Yeah.

And he started just, he just started murdering. He got the fucking, he got the taste for it. Good Lord. But for a while, you know, Dr. Kay. I thought he was good for some reason. I thought he turned to being good. But it wasn't legal at that time. So it's like...

No, I know, but that was bad. But then society maybe was wrong. Yeah, it was like getting a BBL in Brazil 10 years ago. It's like, be careful. You know what I mean? You might die trying to get a big fat ass. Dude. Now they have like little shuttle.

They have like alien spaceships they put in the middle of the woods. And they just emit gas. ass and you just fall asleep forever. Oh, you got a little box. Like Norway or some shit. You get a box. I don't know. It's like some European country where it's legal.

Couldn't you just stay in a sauna for too long? That's brutal, dude. It's like lighten yourself on fire. Is it? I mean, when you just get sleepy? Jump off a fucking bridge. That's brutal. Dude, the heat and exhaustion.

Get intercepted by Iraq. That's like saying. It's like saying. No, what? Just some young. kid goes, just playing around. Yeah, dude, jumping in a sauna for, for what, 12 hours, dude?

Sweating out your toxins, not be able to breathe or drink? Just imagine. What a sick way to die. That's like that Indian kid on stage who was like, I would just walk into a lake. And it stuck with me forever. I was like, what?

I was walking to a lake. Yeah, I was just walking, never come back. And his wife was like, wife like grabbed his hand I love you I love you I talk seriously like that so funny that they're the whole

the whole reason they went to a comedy show that night was like you gotta just yeah relax we'll go to a comedy show you have some fun yeah and then I'm up front going how would you kill yourself all right

what's the next thing what's up boys long time listener first time call Nice. Hey, I'm calling from Fresno, California, or in the Central Valley.

Nice. Not like the... The Bulldogs. Gay-Liberal Bay or L.A. area. A lot of farmers out here. A lot of ranchers. We're called the Breadbasket of the World. Anyways, what I want to say is,

would you guys ever entertain coming to more of, like, the smaller cities of California? I think you guys would kill. Yeah. Comedy, I think, does pretty good here. I mean, there's, whenever there's shows here, everybody I know is going, and they get pretty packed. Also, I think Looka Dish could get a cool episode down here in Fresno.

Like I said, Brett Basker of the World, a lot of food out here, a lot of good restaurants. I've traveled around. I almost got a Philly accent. I'm going to say this. And I'm willing to say that Fresno's got some contenders. if you're into tempaniaki I think we might be the Tempaniaki capital of the world

We have like 20 Tempaniaki restaurants I don't know why to keep popping up But hey Little Chinese men With knives and hats Keep popping up cooking and fries I'll take it Have a good one

Tempaniaki What the fuck is that? I don't know But apparently it's got a lot of Chinese men With little hats Is that a botch? It's probably something close. Tempaniaki.

Have you heard of Tempaniaki? Tempaniaki. Wow, I wasn't far off. Two peas. Yeah, it's the same thing. It's like kabachi. It's a Japanese cooking style where chefs cook food on large, flat iron griddle,

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Yeah, well, you have your steam out your house. It smells like tepaniaki for a week. Your wallpaper stinks. You got to throw your rugs out. You've got to spray down your chairs. I love the idea of just having a big griddle. You know what I mean? Yeah, but you put it out flat iron.

No, no, no, no, no. Inside just... Dude, those internal places have 30-foot ceilings and the ventilation system is insane. Yeah. Dude, I panseer or a fucking rib eye in my place. it sucks up 10% and the rest my dog's howling at the fucking ceiling

and she's all horned up for meat can't feed her she'll shit everywhere she'll shit if she has meat she's got a very sensitive stomach it's very high and fat anything that's very high and fat she just sprays the wall I'd rather I'd rather her spray the wall

than my wall smell like tempaniaki for a week dude I'm cooking a roast chicken in the oven it's it's gonna smell if you left the house came back 24 hours later, it's going to smell like Nona's house. Dude, there's a dude I was talking to in San Antonio, and he was,

he, look, I guess inadvertently said, like, he's like someone who can spray the wall with shit. Jesus. He's like, I got a shotgun butthole. How do you know that? I was, I was, I guess I was doing crowd work. What's he shit in the backyard? How do you know your spray?

Dude, he said he's like, you ever walk into like a, like a, like a toilet? Wait, are you to say you, do you understand what he's talking about? No, I couldn't believe what he said because it's one of those sometimes you'll walk into like a public bathroom and there'll be shit on the wall and you're like how? How did you do that? Well, as soon as they start pulling down. No, I know, I know.

It's like it's like him eating fucking meatballs, parm, noodles, mashed potatoes and a slice of cheesecake. No, but that's Giles. You put meatballs and chicken parms and cheesecake. You think so? Yeah, it's all collagulating. Yeah, you know those four ingredients. It's thickening agent. Yeah.

Real gelatin going in that belly. No, that's, you know, tempiniocchi's when you spray. Tempaniocchi's when you fucking spray. All the ting tangy, cling clangy stuff. That's your shit hitting the wall. The porcelain toilet, the plastic seat.

Ping pan, tang, I'm gonna tempaniaki tonight, this roast chicken isn't cooked properly. I'm tempaniaki. But yes, dude, I get it. When you walk into a table. toilet and you're like it's

like when I watch these murder docs and people are like I'm like you see a cop going is the worst thing I've ever seen there was blood on the ceiling from the hammer throws like splashing

I go into like a Starbucks bathroom and there's splashes three feet above the back of the toilet you Tempaniaki three feet high dude your butts on a fucking

roller coaster dude Imagine the waddle. I would like to see the footage of that guy hustling to the bathroom before that release. Because it's, dude, it's on a pull shoot. That guy's got seconds to sit down. And he couldn't even wait. You got a tempaniaki or shower.

You can't be trying to sit down. Spraying the wall is unacceptable, dude. It's just not possible. Apparently, I've seen a bunch of sprayed wall. I know. Dude, even getting shit. I see, like, when I see, I seen shit on the back of a toilet seat. Dude, they're really, like, you get up and you just leave it there.

My fear, if I ever had to dump out in public, if I go boomsy in public, my fear is the next person in line. Even if there's no one in line, I go, I got time. I got time. My fear is that the next person's going to be like, oh, my God, look at this. Look at this pig. I'll have wanted posters up on every fucking block. This pig shit in a public bathroom. If I left a piece of dung on the back of a fucking toilet,

and then walked away. Yeah, I mean, I don't know, man. Yeah, I bet you don't. Oh, you said you've been there? Some of these situations I've seen, I go, I get not even trying. You know what I mean? You need equipment to solve this.

You know what I mean? You're not going to be able to wipe this down with toilet paper. You don't have the tools, you know? Dude, I see shit like that. much of it was saying. I close the door. I don't take a piss. And I go right back in.

I start scanning. I'm looking for like a homeless dude pretending he's on a mouse, but it's a muffin. You know what I mean? Like trying to do business. That guy Tappaniaki. Yeah.

No, dude. He's looking at a piece of cardboard thinking he's working. It's from the dude you least expect it. Yeah. The business guy. I don't think the homeless guys are spraying. I still have an image in my head

about this business guy that took a dump out on Delta. and he brought his briefcase inside with him. I guess very informal. Yeah. And he had docs, dude. He had some docs that he needed to protect it. And he walks out and I swear to God, dude, the lady next to me, like, she got woozy.

And I was second in line and she looked back to me. I was like, God, that's insane. And I tried to, like, I tried to throw my voice like towards him because he started like buckling and trying to go fast. Yeah. And I was like, dude, that's disgusting. you got to shame him because as soon as he gets past like the third row beyond the shit dude nobody knows he dumped out and he ruined it for the whole line so now this girl if she didn't know so you you split bathrooms right so i might go to this one and now the next person's going to

think this chick came out and dumped out and he's going to like ew and then while they're waiting at the carriage to pick up their bags he's going to tell his wife that's the girl that shit i disagree dude i disagree with shaming people that's because you're a dump out in the fucking I do dump out and you can't control the smell. You can't, you're not responsible. You can control your bowels. No, no, no, no. I will fight to the end of my fucking life.

No, no, no, no. You control your bowels. You're not a child. No, no, no, no, no. You dump, you got to dump. Then, no, no, no, no, you got to dump. You got a dump, you dump, you dump. You dump out in the morning before you go do your things.

You dump when your body tells you to dump. You're eating too much. No, no, no. If you get caught with a sudden dump, you're eating too much. No. Yeah, you should be timed out. No. Yeah, one in the morning.

maybe one late night no because there's some dumps there's some dumps like you can get a double dump like you'll get it your body sometimes can go I don't know what that was but I ain't done

I didn't hear no bell no it's like it's two shipments you know what I mean one the first one they're like we couldn't do it we couldn't make that poop then Amazon comes through we couldn't turn that into poop So we just got to clear this

So we can get the next actual shit Yeah Out of here Yeah Yeah yeah Truly a ship's in a city They're all waiting

To get through the straight Yeah Yeah And then this one was unmanageable A little dingy Went through And then all of a sudden It's fucking

Yeah yeah Yeah It's a cruise line Yeah So sometimes you'll get a gassy Kind of spray A yama kasi Yeah

And then Then you get the true dump Oh God A couple minutes later Yeah, Chris, Chris took a dump in a bar in Queens. Yeah, that was a real funny. I threw up in the other bathroom. There was two bathrooms.

I walked in his. Those are the IPA days. My glands started watering. I went to the one next door. Thankfully, it was open. Yacked. Yeah. The IPA era is not good.

Yeah, it's the IPAs. The IPA era, you know. It's going to maximize stink and everything that you eat. Yeah. Yeah. It, like, brings it out. You know I found about when we spent that week in Santa Rosa, my dumps smell like seawater. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Because you're in the water so much. You're drinking. Yeah. You're sniffing or you're drinking. Yeah. You're hucking down a lot of that seawater. My dumpout's good. I like to see.

It was nice. Supposed it's good for your lungs, too. It gets on your lungs. About the seawater. Yeah, you get a little salt in your lungs, and it makes your lungs, like, clean themselves. Yeah. Like garbage and se water. lungs. What? Gargling seawater.

Yeah. Yeah. That's good. It's good for you. It was so salty, though. I swear my tongue was like swelling. Yeah. All right. What's the next? Teppaniaki. We're not even getting questions. Come to Fresno. Yeah, we're going to come to Fresno.

I'll go to Fresno. Bread basket of the world, I heard. What's it mean by that? It's like a... It's farmland. An array of races and culinary? No, they're just growing wheat. Making bread. Oh. You know?

I thought he meant like a variety of cuisines and people. Or I guess it's a bread. Yeah, yeah. No, no, it's just a bread. They're farming. What do you think? It's farm country. What do you think, bread, boy?

Yeah, of course. Of course you're right. Yeah, yeah. No, I think he meant there's different cuisines and cultures. It's just the Asians keep popping up with their knives. Oh. Yeah. Maybe they're growing.

Maybe they're growing. The way he said that, yeah. That's an anomaly. Yeah. They don't want many of them. They're coming in. He's stealing valor. it's

the breadbasket of America is referring to the Midwest Kansas, Iowa, Nebraska and the Dakotas. That's what I'm familiar with. So I think he's using that as a term for variety. Well, maybe they feel like

they're the new breadbasket. You can't, you can't. You can't. You can't surpass the Midwest. Grape's wrath is about moving from the Midwest to California to the new breadbasket. You know, the Oakees.

Isn't Fresno like a meth capital in California? I don't doubt. I think there's a lot of, there's quite a few meth capitals. Oh, here you go. Farm country and meth. Fresno, California, and the surrounding Central Valley are widely called the breadbasket of the world because they produce astonishing volume of food for the United States and international markets. Top production.

Number one, agricultural county in the United States, generating over nine billion in agricultural production annually. Massive variety. Farmers in the region grow more than 300 distinct commodities ranging from almonds, grapes, to peaches, tomatoes, dairy, and poultry, global export to over 90 countries, ideal climate and innovation, advanced irrigation systems that naturally drive valley into hyperproductive growing zones. So I think we're both correct. I met a guy at the Iron Pigs game who was, uh, Yeah, went to the Indians versus the Iron Pigs in Indianapolis And this guy was specializing in helping

Save people getting stuck in grain silos A technology that would help you from there Yeah, it's like a, yeah, it's like a whole like kit It's like a like a truck and they like it's like a big sucker to help you Get out. Yeah, because you like put kind of like some walls in place And then you suck out the grains to the person can get out. Yeah, through that giant hose.

Yeah, yeah. And oftentimes guys will fall into the same. You fall in, you get stuck, dude. Yeah. And it's like quicksand. You just go deeper and deeper and deeper, and then the pressure of it will like fucking crush you. Yeah.

Like Shane laying on you in a fight? For real. Yeah. Shane the grain, they call him. He's a red basket. What do we got? Hey, Chris and Tommy. This is Jeremy.

I just wanted to call to sound a big fan. I find myself relating to Chris a lot, and it really makes me worry about my mind. So thank you guys for giving me that chance to reflect on myself seeing an outside perspective of what an insane person I am. You all are doing good.

That's nice. He said, I'm just as insane as Chris, and it makes me power through the day. Yeah, dude. I'm, yeah. Yeah. I am. I am. I think you're an anchor for many maniacs out there. Yeah. Yeah, or a wake-up call

Yeah I'm a wake-up call Oh no Yeah people are going This guy's out of his fucking mind Hold on Hold on I have agreed with everything he said

Yeah yeah Making a lot of sense right now And it's upsetting me I also shit wherever I want to In the public Chris would No you got to dump You can't hold that stuff in

Dude it's bad for you It's bad for you You got to let it out A therapy. What would Chris O'Connor do? We've got to make some t-shirts. I dump too. When you dump, you got to dump.

That has been like a pretty consistent comment on a lot of stuff going on. Hate to say it. I agree with Chris on this. People are scared. People try to fight it. It will try to fight it. It's inevitable, dude. I'm coming for all you.

Coming for all you. Eventually you'll see. What's next, Joshua? We've got two more. What's up, boys? Tommy. Hi. Sponge.

Fat kids. I'm just too. Love you, Josh. Those skis, you can put it on your you keep shorts. Keep those shit up. Those are fucking awesome. But Tommy.

I know that you said that you opened up for Gilbert Gopry I was just wondering if you had any more like cool stories because that joke that you did with he y'all so shit my day I show that to all my friends and I showed them all of that and they fucking love it

it's it's so fucking funny so I just wondering if you had any more stories about that but going back to Lugadish please, please do that white chocolate brownie that Spund was talking about sounds fucking delicious and I'm pretty sure you guys were really talking about this

but if you guys did please do a cookbook from Look at Dish we would all pay for that. That sounds so awesome but anyways keep it up love you guys I'll see you next going fuck yeah

let's go boy dude white chocolate brownie sunday dude that's so funny uh chris you said that today on the patreon because i thought about I thought about doing a dessert because I'm getting a lot of requests for desserts

I'm not a dessert guy but I'd love to learn more yeah you know making like pie crusts even cakes and breads like I want to learn how to do that the science of all of all of it but all right I'll do a white chocolate I'll do that tomorrow.

I got some white chocolate Reesies when they're down the beach. I'll get my own stuff. It's probably got fucking topping yay all over. I don't want your shit straight white chocolate chip. Dude, Reese's been getting me, dude, at the supermarket recently.

Every time I see one, I go, damn, dude. You got to get nice to your delity. The peanut butter cup is working its way back into my life. I saw that. Did you buy that? Yeah.

I saw that on the counter. Yeah. A king-sized white Recy. So I was like, and I only ate one. Yeah. Because I wanted other people to fall into the same trap. Dude, you see that orange wrapper ripped open.

You can't help it. Yeah, I could. Yeah, it's like a chicken parm in front of you. It's the whole thing's going down. Fat tits when I ran through that. You would have buzz saw through that, dude. Yeah. He said he loved your shorts, Josh.

He gave me a nice compliment after he disrespected you. Yeah. Yeah. You called me fat tits and said, I liked your shoe. You too. Chores. Yeah. You're killing it.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to do a dessert. I like it. Well, let's just do it. I feel like that's serendipitous. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? People want it, dude.

Yeah. It's so good. I just feel like it's pretty basic, right? Well, that's where you got to elevate. You got to figure out how to elevate it. What do you add? You know what I mean? Do you crush up some nuts and put it on there?

Do you add like some banana flavor? Do you add a peanut butter flavor? Do you add a peanut butter flavor? Do you, what do you add to, yeah? Yeah. What do you add to a Sunday to take it to the next level? Yeah. You know?

Do you do something with the chocolate drizzle? You know? I got this for me on that. Do you do like a milk chocolatey thing? No, I might do. I might make... What if I make my own caramel sauce? I'll show you how to make caramel sauce for anything.

Caramel. Yeah. I'll make that sauce and then we can, you know, we can spray it on top of the brownie. Just diarrhea of brownie? Diary of Brownie. Yeah. Put on the side of the wall, both, he's hold the plate up.

I bend over. A tap and yaha, that motherfucker. If we had a cookbook, it would call it the Diary of Sunday. Sunday Diary of Sunday. That's not bad. And it would. But it says diary in it, diary. And it would be amazing.

No, I do have an idea for a cookbook where each dish comes along with, like, I want to write it like a book where you have, stories about like what is your memory on this dish what is your didn't you say you always hated that when fucking ladies would put a recipe online well they don't do it right I first yeah encounter do you think that's how I'm gonna

talk yeah yeah no it's gonna be a comedy it's gonna be me talking about my mom's balloon not it's not gonna be fucking there I was and Rhode Island wind across my face and I thought I wanted a blueberry but did I I wanted strawberry rhubarb

pie. Yeah, dude. That's what you're gonna do. I was in a drug den in North Philly. Yes. Yeah, I was getting sucked off by a dude, but I didn't know it was a fucking dude. But at that point, I wanted to make my own cheese steak. There's no good cheese steak places were open.

I knew I was going to have a diarrhea Sunday. You know, it boggues my mind. People had shit in public. Anyway, who's ready for a brownie? Yeah, you want to make it fucking real. Interesting. Yeah. Just like, look at this.

It's a podcast and a cook. show. The book will be a funny book and a cooking book. There's something that doesn't exist. Yeah. You know what I mean? I think there's got to be a way to rethink the apple pie. Yeah. The most classic thing of all time. Yeah, I think it can be, yeah, reconsidered. Like deconstruct it as they do? I don't know. Maybe make it more of like a lasagna.

You know what I mean? actually I'm actually This is the part I hate I hate when he makes a little sense that's fucking pretty I'm telling you Oh my God

Dude I can roll out I can roll out I can roll a I can roll a really thin crust and then put layers of spiced apples in between Yes Fuck me. Fuck me.

Let's see if that's possible, dude. I bet it's out there. I don't know. I can't believe I'm typing this. Apple pie lasagna. FBI just got warned. What does this mean? Gemini.

That means how many kids is you ordering? Gemini's going nuts. Google AI is like, there's a Dana Center going through a lake's worth of water. I'm going to, dude, I'm going to, answer that question. I'm going to try that on my own. That might be a test kitchen.

Yeah. You know what I mean? I can't butcher that for two hours. But even so, like, as long as the pot, I wonder if I had to par cook the crust. So that it's pre-cris. There's different consistencies of pie crusts. And like crust you could put over top,

it doesn't all have to be thick. I can put a little more gluten in it and make it more. Closer to like the feel of a pasta. Yeah. But it's still a pie crust. I think you need to insulate the interior crust a little bit too to like get it to cook. That's butter.

What do you mean? The butter will do that. Oh, it will keep it from getting like sogged by the apple. That's what makes a flaky crust. That's what makes a flaky biscuit. Yeah, yeah. You take cold refrigerated butter chunks and you mix it in the flour. Yes.

So that when you roll it to flour, the butter is still entranced. and encased rather in its cold little pocket. Okay, nice. So when the heat hits it, it boils and blows out the top layer of the crust. That's what we're talking about. Makes it flaky and doughy. Perfect. That's also why it tastes amazing because they put three sticks of fucking butter.

Whatever needs to be done. It's also why you can't see your wife's eyes after it's talking about. Her cheeks are invading her part. No more apple pie lasagna tonight, Carol. please. Yeah, dude. Apple and lasagna. It's a beautiful idea.

I swear to God, I'm going to be watching a fucking... Dude. I'm telling you. All right, cut real quick. I got a piss. I swear to God, it's a great idea. What can I say? It's thinking outside the box.

You know? Someone has to have done it. Someone has to have attempted an apple pie lasagna. Yeah, there's definitely. They use oatmeal in it. Oatmeal? Oatmeal apple pie lasagna. It's no bake oatmeal apple pie lasagna.

Yeah, that's not what we're going to do. That's what's popping up. I think they're just doing layers of oatmeal in between the apples. Yeah. Instead of layers of dough in between the apples. Which is what we need. That's what we're looking for. Yeah.

I got to hit the fucking. Dude, this is what it's all about. I got to hit the kitchen. This is what it's all about. Yeah. Well, when you don't see me for five fucking days. Dude, I'll help you. I'll get in the test kitchen with you.

I don't need that. What are you talking about? You can help me on? Okay, you want to in the test kitchen? Yeah, yeah. All right. We should film the test kitchen. Yeah, we should.

Just, yeah. We should. I like this as direction for a look at this. just taking like a fucking, you're getting experimental. Yeah. You know? This is what we should give to patrons.

It's like, we have ideas. The stuff that's off, off camera, where I have to go, I never made that, but usually I just, I make it for the first time on camera.

Yeah. Like 99% outside of something I've made, which I have only made like five things in my life. But that's what's so impressive is you do have, you have the skills. Yeah. To achieve the,

I have. You know what I mean? Right. Yeah. Yeah. I've always said we should work for a candy company. We should start our own candy company. What's your fucked up mine?

You're like, what it? And I'm like, that's never. Whoa. Get me the Bunsen burner, Chris. Yeah. We can start getting out there taking chances. All right. We've got one left?

There's one left. Also, it's going to be a lot of lasagna. It's ideas. Yo, Tom, you sponge. Man to man, I need some advice. Let's go. Tommy,

I want to know what helped you with quitting cocaine back when you quit in air quotes. And Sponge, to add on to that, I would like to know

what helped you get out of bed, get out of your funk with your depression and what really like got you going and feeling better and getting out of the bed every day, you know? Let me know. Love you boys. Stuff out for life. Let's go.

It's a great question. I'll start because I think they're connected and tied because the loss of endorphins from doing cocaine will create a hole in depression. that makes you feel like it's insurmountable and you'll lay in bed and your next three to five days are fucked. Yeah. And you think another bump or another big fucking load, drinking 12 beers is going to ignore it,

which it does for a bit. But the pressure comes back harder. The cocaine thing for me was just like I was tired. I think I aged out of it. And I also, I have a woman that was like, if I ever see you do that, We're done. And I wanted to grow up for her.

Okay. Whereas, like, if I think I was single, I'd still be doing it every weekend. So getting a good, a good foundation around you where not everyone is fucking ripping Coke. Yeah, that's, that's tough. If everyone's doing Coke every time you go out, that's, that's a, that's a pickle. Yeah. Because even drinking's hard. Like, if you say you don't want to drink and you're like, you know, you're in a green room, it's like, just do a shot.

and then one shot turns into four and you're like even though that's not a lot yeah for you me that's that's way more than what you wanted to do so for cocaine cocaine cocaine's a more serious drug especially considering um i always said that uh fentanyl did the heavy lifting for me where it became too dangerous to take a bag from a fan or or even just like try it with a trusted source where you just go, it's not worth it. It's not worth it. It fucks up my next day. And if you do it long enough,

like I took three nights off of booze. And I realized how much energy I had and how much happiness I regained. Now a couple ciders throughout the day is just like quelling the urge, but you don't get fucked up. And you realize how much of a waste of time it is, it's the same thing for cocaine.

If you can balance your life to not do that for a week or two, you realize that once you go back, if you do for a dip, you don't beat yourself up, but you're going to realize that hangover is so detrimental to everything you want to do. Most importantly, your depression. And like your desire to do anything because it depletes all of the happiness.

Yeah. And I would say, dude, I would say if it's your circle, I would take a break from it, if it's just your need and urge, I would find some other activity to do to ignore that time frame when you want to do it. Because I think the only gateway to that type of drug is alcohol. So some people can't control their alcohol because they get into drugs.

So if alcohol is not their issue, drugs are their issue, you can't drink wine. You can't have a six-pack. Yeah. Because then you get a little loopy and you go, maybe I'll just call my guy and get a little small bag. Yeah. So if that's the case, there's so many factors here.

but if if you could just have a couple beers and chill and not get caught in that fucking cocaine windfall of a hang with your boys, I would avoid that at all costs. Go on a trip somewhere and just have a couple glasses of wine where you don't have access to the shit that you typically do and see how you feel. You're not going to fucking, you know,

you're not going to need, if you're like a heavy boozer, you need like you have to wean off. Yeah. You know, if you're drinking a half bottle of whiskey and six beers every night, you're going to have to have to have to, few beers. Let's go five beers, four beers, three beers, one beer, take a few days off, see how you feel. And then every down and then, hopefully you can be a casual drinker.

Yeah. With drugs, it depends on how heavy it is. I would say change your environment, do something different, fill it with some activity that you can ignore that urge. Because the next day when you wake up happy, you'll realize that depression is causing, or the cocaine is causing the depression. Yeah, I would say you got to cut out, like I would go at least try to get two weeks, no booze. Or you can do, you can go like fucking in-season schedule. You go only can drink one night a week.

Yeah. You know. Yeah, you go back to college where it's like Thursday through Saturday or work, I mean. I'm saying, I'm saying you got to go, you got to go one night a week or nothing. Yeah. Try to get two, three weeks in. And then just, I think getting out of the funk, you got to start moving. around.

Activity. Yeah, walk. Start walking. Go to the gym, bro. The gym. Well, it was a gym.

Gym can be a heavy lift if you're not doing that. Yeah, but just going to the gym and like doing like lighter stuff. You don't have to... I'm saying just go for a walk. You have to pull your back out

doing fucking leg press. No, I'm saying, just go for a walk. I agree with this. You start walking. Walk like four miles. Just do walk that every day. Walk four miles every day.

And then you'll start going it's fucking boring walking I should move put on some clothes you feel comfortable sweating in yeah you forget how nice sweating like a motherfucker I love it

sweating like an absolute animal and not having to give a shit yeah because most of the time if you don't like exercise at all sweating sucks yeah it always sucks you're always sweating into something you're like fuck yeah

but if you just put on clothes you can make disgusting and you just walk a ton you'll start going like this nice and then if you start like running or you start like going to the gym exercising then you like first of all you do you do like genuine it's like in this I hate how gay this is but it does work it makes your brain so much better huh it's which is annoying no it is chemically true I know but it just feels like it's corny but yeah once you start moving around then all the sudden you'll want to like drink less because you be like oh

the thing or the workout I'm going to do is going to suck dick tomorrow. Dude, I remember doing that in, like, college when I read the back of a, like, a Dorito bag. And I was like, I just ate 200 calories of Doritos. And then I went on a treadmill and ran and, like, give your calorie count.

Oh, yeah. And you have to run for like an hour straight. Yeah, to burn off. For a tiny bag of fucking Doritos. You start looking at the food differently. Now, granted, yeah, I still, I'm not fucking. But you don't even have to be. Nobody's perfect. You don't have any. All you need to do is be better.

than you are now and just take baby steps. Take some time to yourself. Chris is right. Go for walks. Try not to hang around with the Coke guy. Because once you start to see the Coke guy, once the Coke thing wears off a bit, it's like, yeah, like the air quote thing you said to me,

birthdays, special occasions, sure. You know, it should, drinking should be, this is what I talk to my girl about. She's very good about. It's like it should be exciting and a celebration. Yeah. It should be exciting. Whereas if you do it every day, it's monotonous and it becomes like work where you're

like, they usually start to drink at this hour. And then when you're drinking, you don't feel exciting. Yeah. You don't feel like that 23-year-old girl getting her first mimosa like... You also, this is a big thing too. I think get off your phone. True. Do shit that slows your brain down, like fucking read something.

That's why you never respond to my fucking text. Read something. You're always walking around. Yeah. Yeah. Build something. Build like Legos or some shit. Do something that's like fucking intentionally.

slows your fucking brain down. You been Lego? I did Lego for a while. You bought me a fucking Xbox. We don't play Xbox. You never go on. I bought you. Also, my internet's been out. We haven't been able to. Oh, that's it. Also, we've been gone. I've been gone for like a month. We bought the VRs. We don't VR. I can VR with you. Once with the internet's bag. You keep saying that. It's like a fucking bad dad. Dude. Son, I was going to go to your baseball. I'll VR with you. I'm My internet was out. I'll VR with you. Give me a text tonight.

I'll VR with you. Oh, I ask this guy what his fucking VR handle is or his Xbox handle. Oh, yeah, we can play. We'll play Xbox with you. Keep it from boozing at night. What was his name?

He didn't say. He didn't say, but. All right, Cokehead. Let us know. Drop another line. Send a message to the Patreon page. Well, this was two weeks ago because our line mess down. But yeah, send a message to Patreon

who you were and how. your last couple weeks have been and we'll respond next week on the Patreon episode. But that's a great question. That is a good question. Because it is tough. Looking at your phone is stressful and sad. It's like one of those things you don't even realize it.

Like you're saying about like the fucking, you realize like the booze or the Coke is causing the depression. You know what I mean? You think they're real thoughts. Yeah. But it's just that you feel like fucking shit and you have to work so hard to push past it. Yeah.

It's fucking. And then you, you open up Instagram, you see all these people live in their best life, but they're not. Yeah. They're not. You ever watch somebody take a selfie in real life and they just go, ugh.

Yeah. It's not, none of it's real. Everything's fucking fake. Yeah, people, people are trying, but it also comes at you. Find a fucking hobby you love to do.

It comes at you so fast. Yeah. We lost you for a second there, but, uh, I was talking about like, like breathing in smoke. Yeah.

But now, now I don't, I don't crave it. and I'm getting used to the Zins. Yeah. That was the part that you missed. But we want to say goodbye. Yeah, thanks for your questions.

Formal goodbye. Thank you for your questions. If you guys want to ask questions, sign up to Patreon.com slash Stuff Island. Yeah. We got a phone number out there as soon as you log in to send us some questions.

Yeah, whatever you want to do. It's a joy to hear your fucking voice. Yeah, go for a walk. You wouldn't believe how stupid. stupidly helpful a walk is. Yeah. I agree. It's crazy.

I agree. I'm walking home. Get some mileage in. Outside of that, go to the Patreon right now to see the second episode where Chris is going to talk about the Odyssey. Yeah. In his very succinct... I don't really. I don't really...

Chris... I avoided all the spoilers. So it's... But it's got overhyped. Yeah. Yeah. I'm waiting. I'm waiting for that museum.

Pop in there, dude. I don't know. The museum sold out. to go to the museum last night. There's individual seats. No. Here and there. I checked the calendar.

Maybe you got to go. Maybe you got to go. Maybe there's like a, you know. I probably have to be like a member. I got to sign up for a year. I don't know. Whatever it is. But.

All right. Thanks guys. See you next week. You want to say dates real quick? Just go to A. Chris O'Connor.com. I'm going to be in Atlantic City, August 13th, 15th. Going to fucking Saratoga Springs in September.

I'm doing a bunch of. A bunch of crap. All right. The only two coming up right now. Tampa, Florida side splitters, August 29th. Atlanta, Georgia, Helium, August 30th. So go to their site right now because Josh is working on mine. Or you can go to, what's that stand-up?

Stand-up live? Stand-up live. Tommy Pope. You'll see all my dates for the rest of the cities. Nice.