Stuff Island - Stuff Island #34 - jiggin w/ Shawn Gardini

Episode Date: June 29, 2022

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Five, six, seven, eight. Test, test, test. This is just tech guy stuff. It is tech guy stuff. All right! This is good, though. You know what I mean? This is tech guy stuff.

Burke needs to learn a lot from Gardein. That's salvageable. Yeah, you should be taking fucking notes. We just missed off. We just recorded 45 minutes that are all gone to the wayside. And it was good stuff. It was great stuff. We're going to have to use a little bit of camera audio.

We coordinated dancing. We were talking about Latin wives. Yeah, we were. Well, we'll go back to fishing. You guys want to talk about fishing? Yeah, we still do have to talk about fishing. Yeah, let's talk about fishing. You boys came hot with these shirts and I fucking...

What's your motion when you're hunting for bass? When I'm hunting? Well, it depends what I'm throwing, right? So if we're throwing a swim bait yeah dude hold on real quick i'm sorry johnny i thought all your tweets about fishing i texted him like two months ago and i was like dude is this a bit yeah because these tweets are wild they're like very simplistic he's like i ate a sandwich today yeah he gets like a hundred thousand likes. And he always, he peppers in the fishing thing.

I'm like, this is brilliant. Cause you wouldn't, I mean, look at him. The man is passionate. But this also could be part of the picture. You got a fanny pack and a fishing shirt on. Dude, you might just be fucking, do you have tackle in there? No, I might have leftover tackle in there actually.

If I pulled out a grub right now, I might have one in there? No, I might have leftover tackle in there, actually. If I pulled out a grub right now, I might have one in there. Little pieces of turkey from your Sammy? True. All right, so go back to your, depends on what you're throwing. I'd like to talk about the fuel that I had before this podcast. Yeah, what is it? Turkey sandwich, Arizona iced tea, American spirit. Dude. You're ready to go.

You're going to be fired up. Check the levels again, Burke. He's probably popping. What is this called again? What do you call this, Burke? Guinness. No, but what's the silly word

you're saying? Gribblets? What do you call it? Oh, gribblets. Gribblets. Yeah. He makes up fake words. Yeah.

I know. That's one of my favorite things about you. Thanks, buddy. No problem. So we went fishing. I know. We took our 3 000 patron

fishing trip that got canceled months ago multiple times and on sunday we went to rhode island at three in the morning we took a three-hour trek and what i experienced was otherworldly it was emotionally daunting dude it was a fucking dream, dude. It looked like it. Dude, we like, we got there, we get to the dock at fucking 2.30 in the morning, load up the boat. It's foggy as fuck. It's like thick fog in the harbor. If I'm there, I'm already scared of that.

Dude. Yeah, me too. I would shit myself. Dude. It scares the shit out of me. Yes. Yes. I was skiing in Vermontont like a couple like during

the skiing season this year and one day it was like 60 but it had rained earlier so it was just like i couldn't see my hand if it was out here and i was like trembling going i pretended like i was injured so my friends wouldn't make me i was like my knees killing me i'm just gonna hang in the lodge i pulled it in the ham earlier. Skinning in fog is fucking crazy. Dude, I was close hitting so many people going down hills that I didn't know what level of difficulty they were because I couldn't see the sign. Yeah. It was awful. Oh, my God.

No, but it was like, but you could see straight up. You could see God. Yeah. So it was like, you just saw it the milky way and all the stars and then just like thick fog all around and they were like i forgot about the stars dude the stars because everything else was so it was dude i'm telling visually it was it was a fucking i'm telling you i was telling burke when he does the edits we have to show clay our camera guy launching the drone because our we have shots of whales.

I know. I saw it. If we don't show- You're jumping ahead in this story. Oh, dude, I'm excited, man. You got to lay it out chronologically. All right. Tease him.

Tease him. Tease him. So what are you throwing on your- I don't know how to do this. You guys are used to casually baiting the hook of the conversation, if you will. What are you... Yeah, you're fishing topwater. What do you got going on?

If I'm fishing topwater, I like to throw a whopper plopper. Take it easy. It's pretty high level stuff. You can throw a buzzbait too. What's the action on that? The action on the buzzbait is uh it makes a sound when it spins and uh it just skims across the water makes a wake and it pisses the bass off

do you have like a are you no i don't fly action you just no no no but you have to live a little wrist oh yeah i got my bait caster rod uh medium fast action and uh so like on the top water i'm just real you're just you know at an even speed yeah to make an even wake and they could time it better to attack it that's what i think at least are you close to your dad yeah is that how this worked no he doesn't even like fishing that much it was my grandpa oh. Oh, okay. Yeah, he liked fishing a lot. That's even better. Now he's dead. From fishing?

No, he died in a fire. What? But how was your guy? How did he die in a fire? I was just talking about this. I just remembered it because I did Lev's podcast and he posted a clip of just me talking about how my grandpa died in the fire fire pack this is gonna get views i guess but uh there's just an electrical fire and he's 80 something so he just smoke inhalation and stuff well that's good they smoke killed him not the fire i know we were worried that like one of his SIGs fucked him up. Because he was lighting them backwards at that time.

He was so old. He's really losing it. And he almost died in a fire at 42. So he almost got him when he was like 40 and then it eventually came for him at the end. Damn. I can see you dying in a fire. Thank you.

From what? What? Electrical issues? I don't know. Just something. Dude, if What? Electrical issues? Yeah, I don't know. Just something. Dude, if anybody's got electrical issues. Candles. I think it'd be a candle problem.

Before we continue with the fishing, I'm parking Chris's car out front and I pull up to where we can pack our bags before the fishing trip. Oh, yeah, yeah. So I found this little section where I could dock in so cars could get by. And I hear this rattle and crash behind me. No, no, no, no. We left it like in the afternoon. We got up there like 8 p.m. to sleep there.

Oh, nice. And I hear this rattle. So I'm looking at all the mirrors. I turn out chris is hanging out the window the ac unit is crashed and the cord is ripped out of the fucking thing like sparking of your bedroom yeah like i was hoping there'd be no one on the street i just look up and tom is looking back it felt like happy hill more with like lee trevino or whatever is always there being like

yeah just every time he fucks up such a perfect fucking moment damn so that's the start of the trip yeah that was just a busted az angry ch a trashy AZ. Just an angry Chris. Yeah. Dude, yeah. So go ahead. Go back to your weights and measures. No, I mean, I don't know. What do you want to know about them?

Well, maybe it'll be better to talk about it later. Okay. I want to hear. This is way more interesting. Before we get to the bass. It's dark. It's gloomy. You come through.

This is my autistic gardener. Yo. What the fuck? He's got to work on the tomato plants. Watch the cables. He's got to work on the tomato plants. Yeah, he's got to fucking put a pole and stabilize in there. We got tomatoes.

We got some basil. You're not hiring a tomato plant guy? It's my boy, Steve. What's up, Steve? Anyway, yeah. Steve used to live in the house. Yeah, Steve used to live here now if anyone would drop in a car unit on a lawn, I would think it's somebody like you. No joke, because he was carrying those two sticks. I thought they were fishing rods when he walked in,

and he's got that fucking... Yeah, I thought you were going to make a joke on me. I was like, is this a fucking bitch? That's what I thought. What the fuck? That's exactly what I thought. So we got playing. I was about to be so mad.

I get a little charter around the Long Island Sound. That'd be nice. All right, so we're like... do they're they have like this huge spotlight on top of the boat like spotting booze and shit to get out of this channel like just like yeah it was romantic and and scary at the same time then we get around like this seawall and the guy just starts gunning it and like it was this crazy thing where it's like it's so foggy that you and like you can't see in front of you yeah so like terrifying and we're like we have no we we knew it was supposed to be calm but like we had no idea what that meant yeah i don't either dude i went on one deep sea fishing

trip like 10 12 years ago and i threw up for six hours yeah i was so scared and not looking forward to this trip because i was like it it's going to be the same thing. I ate so much Dramamine the night before I couldn't sleep because it was like I had the non-drowsy and then I had the drowsy. So I was just like in a state of euphoria in a way. And then they were like, just stare at either a star or the moon. I fell in love with this fucking moon.

It was red. It was just over the horizon. Gorgeous. Like DreamWorks moon, like perfect crescent moon. Oh, no. It's just footage. Footage is ridiculous. Crazy.

And it was also that like planetary parade thing was happening where every- What? Yeah. Like Mars, Venus, Jupiter, Saturn were all like lined up. Did you see them? Yes. Yeah. Dude.

It was crazy. You could see the Milky Way. Dude, yeah. It looked like a painting. Because I've only... The only time I've seen the sky outside of like... The stars are so beautiful, man. They are. You don't understand. I'm with you. I'm with you.

Yeah. The fucking artificial light, it ruins the sky. You don't get to see the Milky Way. You get to see like three stars. The Milky Way is so insane. You got to go up the mountains. I almost don't believe believe like i've never seen anything other than the moon and like stars like i didn't think this was possible it's pitch black there's not a cloud in the sky that the waves are fine you look up and you're in a planetarium yeah it was so gorgeous you

realize that it's like the, it's thick with stars. Like there's nowhere there isn't a star. Yeah, like we're like ducks. Yes. I mean, that's literally what the Milky Way is. It's just a thick band of stars. Yeah. Like across.

And then we would just be like this and I'd look over to Chris and he'd be like, Chris would just look at me and, I know, man. But also like, like every once in a while we hit like a big roller and it feels like, okay, we're like getting out in the deep ocean and this might be fucking nuts. So we're still just like, I'm sorry. At that point I was still like, I'm, I might puke. Yeah. Like if this gets, if this gets heavier and heavier and heavier, I might fucking puke.

Yeah. But then we're like 45 minutes of just straight gunning it. The sun's starting to come up. No, it was an hour and a half. Easy. Oh, okay. Yeah. It had to be. I was checking the two hours.

They said around two to three hours we'd get to the destination for two minutes. Right, right, right. It was about an hour and a half, close to two hours. His brother's sleeping against the back of the boat. What do you call it? Starboard? Yeah.

The aft. The bow? Rear. The rear. Why can't I remember it? The aft of the boat. He's sleeping. This dude, he's going like 45, 50 miles an hour.

Bow and stern. On a fucking. Yeah. On a dime. Stops on a dime. Wakes him up. he hits his fucking head and then we just see dolphins or porpoises dude an army of porpoises coming over like rollers in the distance just coming right at us dude boner city it's it is and we were like oh my god oh my

god like thinking that they would just like cruise away and the captain was just like no they're coming right for us they'll hang out with us for a while and then they immediately like they swing out these like outriggers like there's these huge arms that go out on the side of the boat and they get like five or six rods going just trolling for tuna because it's like the whole the whole thing is just like find dolphins find find whales, and then- Tuna are close? Yes. Oh, okay.

So he just cuts it. They start just swinging these arms out, rigging everything up. And dude, and then it was just, we were slowly trolling and just dolphins fucking all around us at sunrise. The sun hadn't even gotten up yet. It was just pink sky sky damn it was that's a little mermaid it was it was it was fucking playing other shit that's why i said we gotta show him releasing the drone because like yeah it'll look like b-roll we stole from

fucking no it really does look like nad geo the footage is so good you guys you saw the whale shit right yeah i saw the whales and the dolphins dude just wait on it just fucking wait it's coming i mean spoiler we didn't get a fucking dolphin but we did get i was worried that was a dumb question like you're you're not ever gonna try to get a dolphin on the boat right no like you don't fuck with dolphins no i think it'd be like illegal yeah but why like they're smarter than that they're not going to grab the bait they rape and stuff yeah they do that right dolphins i don't know if porpoises do oh i don't even know they're different yeah porpoises are a little bit smaller different teeth they're little yeah but left-leaning are the porpoises so yeah that's like cool dolphins

rapey dolphins we're trolling for a while. Rapey dolphins. We're trailing for a while. Smoking cigs. The dolphins kind of like move on. We were like jigging for a bit. We like hung out and jigged, which is like- That's what I was going to get into. I was going to get into jigging.

Yeah, let's get into jigging. Yeah. Let's go back to you. You jig for bass too. It's probably a completely different lure. I mean, it's definitely a completely different lure. Yeah, I learned how to jig. You rig, pop it three times, and then rig, and then pop then pop that's what i do for bass so i bounce it off the bottom

oh no that's like yeah we i guess we were kind of jigging like when we were off block island yeah but this is like this is just like pulling like pulling real pulling half turn like you're just you drop this thing like 200 feet and then just like pull up yeah yeah and it's fucking exhausting it sounds the the lure is like i feel like it's probably as big as like 25 pounds yeah damn anyway but then we're like we're trolling around forever then we start four hours tommy cracked a beer at i think 5 45 yeah i hit like six five o'clock somewhere i mean yeah yeah we stayed up the whole day so you know i said to myself once we get to the destination you the sun comes up that's a good six hours yeah so you know you get up at like uh 11 12 you have a

drink at 6 p.m it's the same thing it's just a little shift you're on the nocturnal schedule yeah dude i'm still fucked up from this schedule yeah that's a this is what i can't do sunrise was fucking unbelievable too by the way like it's coming up and i just realized this is not as entertaining as as it was emotionally entertaining to us until you see the footage, but there's not much to say other than when we finally reeled in some striped bass, dude, they're like 50 pound fish.

Yeah, dude. 49, we caught a 49 incher and a 47 incher. Like beasts. I've never caught a fish, I've never fished in the ocean before. I only fish fresh water. Oh, dude. So that's bigger than any fish I've ever caught.

Where do you go? What do you fish? Just ponds before. I only fish fresh water. Oh, dude. So that's bigger than any fish I've ever caught. Where do you go? What do you fish? Just ponds and lakes by my house in Jersey. Are they, what do you call it when you throw a bunch of fish in? You stock. Stock? Are they stocked? Some are, some aren't.

Depends. And I don't really know which ones are and aren't because I just go to retention ponds and just try to catch fish there. And sometimes there won't be anything. And sometimes they'll't be anything and sometimes they'll just be huge fish because no one fishes in them yeah yeah you do cricks and creeks are you a creek guy or creek guy i'm a creek guy i'm a creek guy you're good i think that's pa right yeah crick is pa do uh do like freshwater bass have like a pattern that you like are like what

time are they feeding they feed early in the morning and right before sundown mostly you catch them all day but uh and then you work around the spawn which is where when they lay eggs and stuff so in jersey right now they're kind of like mid spawn i think so it's kind of sucked really yeah why because they're just fucking because they're not feeding as much since they're like on beds well, I don't know. I don't know too much about it still. Yeah. That part of it. Sounds like you know a lot. As the seasons go, they tend to go to different parts of the pond.

In a certain part of the season, they'll be up on the bank more. So you just cast along the shore in real shallow water. Yeah. And then I think as the seasons go, they get deeper. And there's going to be some retard that's watching this and he's going to be like sean doesn't know anything of course that's gonna this is what i've gathered from the thousands of hours of youtube videos that i've watched on bass fishing yeah well i also gained like a whole new appreciation for like how important just the right fucking action is. Yeah. Cause dude,

like the right motion, dude, like, yeah, the fish are like, what's this fucking thing? This guy, I've never seen this. Pulls us up to where he's like,

dude, there's fucking tons of bass down there. You can see it on like the depth finder, which is cheating. I felt like that was kind of fucked up. People use them in lakes too. I fish off the bank, so I don't,

but literally like he would cast over and just like, like, like two poles tag and just like two pulls, tag, bring a guy in. And then we'd be out there doing it for like 20 minutes just trying to get anything. And then again, he would grab it, throw one out and just be like, yeah, it's on. Here you go. He would hook it and then hand the pull over and then I'd reel it in.

It felt like it was taking a fucking you know fat kid to camp it's like you get one there you go honey you did it yeah the hardest part about fishing is like sitting in your own thoughts that's my favorite part of it i know it does suck sometimes it is it's a it's definitely it's like it's like fucking yoga it's like mental yoga well that was to me the most fun part about this type of fishing because i like that too i like i like being on a boat like you find a spot you just fucking order like on a dock or something and you're just like you're casting

and just thinking this was like a straight up hunt where like he would just be ripping and like because we eventually lost like those dolphins just took off and then you just started like ripping to another part of the ocean and everyone's just scanning their horizon for something and you see like a splash and you're like dude head that way and then you find a fucking whale oh my god like a pod of whales just like like tails fucking and they were they're like and then it's like oh my god they're feeding like they were like they're like setting up this whole strategy to like hunt and and catch bait and then every that all it's like this island of life where like yeah they're fucking shit up birds are just like swarming in and like and we're like fucking 60 miles offshore birds everywhere dolphins all around them and then they were like they were like we can see tuna down there like on

the depth chart you see these little like they're like little like check marks they look like on the depth finder and they're like we can see tuna down there they're down there but it's weren't eating yeah and he's a dude he got to a point where he's like i've never seen this much action in my entire life like just like yeah whales and dolphins together he's like i've never seen anything like this i can't believe we're not getting like and when we when like when i was jigging like i i was jigging on the wrong side of the boat at one point and then he was like he was like dude get the fuck to the other side of the boat he was like if we catch something it's gonna be fucking huge it's like you'll get sucked under the boat yeah yeah oh he's like you need to be fucking huge. It's like, it'll get sucked under the boat. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, oh. He's like, you need to be on that side because the colonel will be pushing the bait like away from you. Dude, I was so scared of that. Dude.

Even when I'm in like lakes, I'll be like, damn, I hope I don't hook like something that's going to pull me in. Dude, also like, after hooking a sea bass or a striped bass, I was like,

there's no shot. I would have no shot with a tuna yeah imagine how i would be like bees was telling me that he's like dude it's gonna take you like an hour to get that it takes hours i don't even think i'll be able to do it yeah no apparently you gotta use every guy on the boat i give up yeah yeah yeah you have to like rotate through people yeah because it's just too much the whole whale fight for fucking ever the whale thing fucked me up dude because we would just sit and nothing would happen and then we would just see a whale go that would scare the sheep 40 yards away and then we would line the boat around them two of them would come

up with their bubbles and shit you could see the the uh the bait fish jump out of the water they would come up eat the bait fish going opposite directions. The birds would come down, pluck, and I'm just staring. I got no rod in my hand. Other than my dick at the same time. I was like, this is the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life. I missed a lot of the whale stuff because I was in the back jigging.

You were just jigging back there? Yeah, I was jigging my ass all the way back. That's a story of your life. I was jigging my fucking ass off. What a perfect analogy for your existence. I missed all this good stuff. Just watch Tommy go, Jesus, Clay, did you get that? Did you get that? You know, I doubted him so hard.

Did he get it though? Dude, he launches a fucking drone from the front of the boat. I'm like, he's over here. I'm like, I'm pointing as if he doesn't know. He's like, just controlling this little screen and then i saw the footage this motherfucker's a mile in the sky and he's got three whales breaching picking off a pot of bait fish and then showing their bellies and then yeah going back underneath yeah it is un-fucking-believable dude it's crazy I can't wait

to watch it but absolutely good now I gotta buy a fish the whole point was I was gonna cook really yeah they have like a they have like a range like it's at 28 to 34 36 I think yeah whatever yeah and like ours were 49 fucking bag to say that's kind of a cool flex though yes well they're comers they're breeders these the big guys apparently just come on everything and they make more of the things kind of like clay had to catch a train otherwise these guys wanted to stay out for like another like three hours yeah i think your brother wanted a nap too your brother was like guys pull up the and was like, I want to get another one. And then I realized he took like six naps.

The motherfucker went to eat a sandwich, take a nap. He ate like three and a half, four sandwiches. He was like just searching for energy anywhere he could find it. Four sandwiches? That's a lot of podcast fuel. Well, that's what I told him. I was like, you're tired because you keep fucking eating. Your body hasn't broke down the last sandwich.

How you having? Hey, how you having? Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. How you having at all? And there's no shitter. We couldn't even use the bathroom. I'm like, you got a lot of nerve. Yeah.

You got piss off the side? Yeah, you got piss in the back. No, there's a shitter. You could have used the shitter if you need to. Nah, they were pretty adamant. They were cops. They're fucking sea cops. There's chum in the water.

Do you know what the name of their charter is? No. Blue Line Charter, because it's Blue Lines Matter. Blue Lives Matter. That's in Blue Line. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, they have flags on their fucking, on their fishing shirts. Long sleeve, mock turtlenecks.

I'll get the wrong impression. I'm just kidding. I'm a dad's cup. They're good guys. I love the same blue line. Let's just say we weren't fishing for blackfish. It said blue line fishing and it had a Blue Lives Matter flag on the back. I like that. Anyway, these sea cops, they wouldn't let us use the bathroom. So I'm bombing.

What? Tom's going to bite into a sandwich. He's going to be hooking it. This guy's going to take him down. The sea cops wouldn't let me use- Captain Kev's going to take you down. Yeah, they're fishing for guineas. Wouldn't let me use the pisser down in the cabin.

So I'm on the back, bobbing. But I'm already like, I'm like three beers deep. So I'm like, I got to empty this bladder. My bladder is rolling, dude. It's a lot of pressure in my belly and i'm i'm it was the movement the movement got me uh like fried snakes right and i got and they're and they're like they kept fixing like the lures and changing the stuff with the right here and like i couldn't piss with my brothers growing up if they were in like the same room or whatever yeah yeah and this guy's like changing hooks and stuff and so i pretend that i pissed like twice yeah you know i was like maybe if he fucks off and heads back to the

starboard bound or whatever i could leak and it never happened so why was the toilet off limits i don't uh well look i think there's like he need to turn on some switch to flush it or some shit. Yeah, and I think there's like a filter in it that you need to like switch out every once in a while. And if you like shit in the filter. I wasn't shit, I told him I just had to piss. No, I know, but every time someone pissed it kind of stunk too.

And I only learned this a couple months ago. No one pissed in the bathroom. No one used the bathroom, no. I think someone did, I think they did. Nobody did. I think did nobody did i saw them both get in the bottle something like that right the water bottle piss in the water bottle or something that's what i was gonna do i was gonna go downstairs piss in a bottle but we didn't have a water bottle like that deer park and i was afraid that if i piss in a can i had i had three of these in my body yeah You get re-circumcised. Yeah, and then I'm like spilling all by them because you got to pass the boat. And I'm like, what are you doing?

I also like it when I'm down there. A deer park that size, maybe I could do a regular bottle of water. My bladder is way bigger than that. Oh, dude. Dude, I'll crush a giant Gatorade. Yeah, I have a big Gatorade in my car just for that reason. It's the worst feeling when you start getting to the top. You peeing in a car?

All the time. Me too. My dad taught me how to piss in a bottle at my first yankee game yeah and i pissed in a bottle and we threw it in the garbage can and then a homeless lady came by and took it out of the garbage can and put it in her purse no no you can't my dad was like don't drink that she was like shut the fuck up nice you don't know the life i'm living almost every because i drive fucking to philly here all the time yeah so i'm always pissing in my car big fan i have a i have like a sweatshirt in the back so if i'm in traffic i'll

just there's a bus next to you yeah i'll do fdr and just do it under the blanket and throw it out or the sweatshirt and throw the sweatshirt you toss it out the window nah i'll keep it and then i when i park i'll dump it dude one of my buddies but i have tossed it out you jerk off while driving no that's i have a friend who has it it's crazy to me i did it once how like are you moving or are you yeah yeah you Yeah, yeah. I'm driving. Damn. Put it in cruise control. Yeah, dude. Yeah. I think there was like,

there was a piece of me that just wanted to see if I could do it. Yeah. You know? Like I was super horny and I didn't feel like waiting and I was just like. Wanted to see if I could do it.

Yeah, it's like, what am I doing? It's not a backflip, dickhead. You're just beating off in your front seat. I know, but you got to drive, too. I mean, look.

No, yeah, it was on the turnpike. I'd be kidding you to say I didn't do it. Yeah, you did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've thought about it. It's hard. It's hard. It's not.

It's very easy. You need a little nudge here. Total control here. This is my real hand. No, I'm not saying the driving is hard. I'm saying you focus the focus here. You're kicking a big one. You're kicking. I'm kicking. hand. No, I'm not saying to drive it as hard. I'm saying to focus the focus. I'm jigging. I'm jigging and controlling

the wheel here. Total jigging. Dude, my boy, my one buddy was on a long road trip and he was pissing in a car. It was a family trip. His mom was in the back seat, passed out. He pisses in a car and hauls it out the window it flies back

how do you my best thinking like baby's piss my brother's best friend growing up got all blacked out in like high school and his mom was like a nurse and she was she was taking a tubby in the morning at like 6 a.m he fucking blacked out drunk walks into the bathroom and pissed

on his mom taking a tubby oh my god she didn't move out of the way she was screaming she opened her mouth Kevin! She didn't move out of the way. She struggled with the- Oh, shoot, shoot, screw you. She opened her mouth. Kevin. Oh my God, Kevin.

Yeah, Kevin Shorten. Shout out. Kevin Shorten, Clifton Heights, baby. Pissed on his mom. Pissed all over his mom. Pissed on your mommy. Good Lord. Yeah.

Anyway, I want to get into fishing. You're into fishing. Do you do the early hours? Do you do where- Never. I'm always asleep. I'm a piece of shit. Yeah, you do like 5 p.m

6 p.m i work i do all my editing and then i leave at like 6 and go especially now it's sweet because sun don't go down to like 8 45 especially right now because sun don't know too some motherfuckers gonna be hungry all the way through the night and they hungry as hell you want a little bit of turkey same with their fish so yeah i go after the worm and a bobber yeah when i was a kid but not anymore just because i don't feel like buying live bait yeah that's some dog ass pussy shit did you so i grew up on that's what i grew up on too i won i took second place in the fishing derby twice by my house in the youth bracket i won a tackle box one year and a fishing net the other year nice i caught a 22 inch catfish the one year how sick are you second place yeah because then the other year i won i took second the way the guy beat me and just like catching a shit ton of little ones

so each one of those is like a couple total weight i think it's like inches but bluegill or whatever like four inches you know so you get a shit ton of them yeah adds up how sick is a fucking tackle box when you're a kid oh dude i got my own and i know huge dude and i just want i would put like it because you're just like i want to fill this with different type of I can't wait Because I want to fill this tackle box with dipping dots You do I mean well I didn't come from like a gun household So that's as close to a box of weapons as you're gonna get me. Okay statement is that oh, yeah from a gun household Well, like we have guns and we always had guns

Yeah, my grandpa that's a shotgun when he died and my parents fucking sold it. It's a shame you can't shoot fire, huh? You're telling me. Sorry. It's okay. He passed away. Dude, I was, oh. I took me a second to piece that together.

I know, me too. Are you making fun of his hair? That's the weirdest thing. And then I remembered, oh no, my grandfather passed away. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's just funny. You think of an old man just shooting flames.

That would be a sick way to go out. Just shoot into the void. Give me the shotgun. It's growing. He used to sleep with it. The shotgun? Yeah, he was crazy. Holy fuck, dude.

He was the best, but he was crazy. His name was Bobby and my grandma's name was Bobby Jean. Really? Yeah, Robert and Roberta. Went out in a rodeo. Of course they did. Really? Where?

In central PA? No, I forget actually actually i never even asked but they both used to ride horses for like shows so they they met each other that way chris is a horse guy now i know big you know horses you're full mother your brother nature i like you just reminded me i watched that that bull riding documentary a while back. I wonder if I've seen that. I've seen one. It's fucking incredible. Is it with the black dude?

It's mostly Brazilian guys. Brazilians are apparently dirty at bull riding. Dude, if you get a chance, go to chaotic.com and look up bulls killing you. There's a compilation of just heads opening like cantaloupes. I'm always surprised after every bull video that's not how it ends. It's so violent and scary. I saw one on Twitter the other day where the guy dodges one, he goes to turn around and another bull smokes him.

It's so fun. I mean, how do you not root for the bull? All the time. You have to. Well, especially in the one where they kill the bull. Yeah, where they put the fucking meat spears in the back of his spine. But imagine being that guy and then watching Johnny Knoxville not get killed by a bull like 10 times.

Yeah, oh my God. You're just pissed at him. Dude, those country hillbillies that just sit in the middle of a hula hoop without moving and the last one standing like wins a fucking lottery prize or whatever. You ever see that? What? No. They just release like two bulls or maybe one and there's a bunch of fucking rednecks

standing inside of hula hoops and you can't leave the perimeter of the hula hoop and whoever's last standing gets, I guess they get a problem like uh like they jump like cars going fast i don't think yeah i don't know because i think they buck yeah so they probably just toss you like even higher in the air and you get fucked yeah just pinwheeling oh nothing like it this animal's fucking up humans yeah thing yeah the best thing. Yeah, it's nice. We killed a bird. Oh, I know.

Yeah. We did because the birds go for the lures and they- They do. Yeah. Because some of the lures- Oh, because they look like fish. Yeah, and you're trolling. No, they use real fish.

They use- Oh, that was my question. Not all of them. Shires? No. No, they're all fake. No, they weren't. Long and skinny.

I would know the name if you said it. Yeah, well- I'm not a salt bunker or something like that right yeah but it was no it was a full fish no it is each and he puts the ones that drug a little lower so they would go after those and then they'd be attracted to the lure at first but the ones that actually had that the fresh fish they would peck at and then it would scatter and then the more birds would come and that's they would get hooked on sucked up in the loop on the fake squid oh yeah and they scream that the birds scream it sounds like a help like seagulls no no they're i think they were they

called them like uh tuna chicks there was tuna chicks out there. Tuna chicks? Yeah. They did not say that. Yeah, they did. Really? Yeah, they call them tuna chicks. And then there was another one that there was like, I think they call them like Christ birds or something like that because they like walk on water. We have some footage of it. They like walk on water for a while and then like take off. Yeah. That's sweet.

That's how every seabird is, isn't it? They run for a while. Maybe. These guys do it for longer, I guess, or something. I don't know. Maybe they do it when they're landing, too. Flamingos got a good run. Flamingos run?

They run for a while in the water. I've only seen them walk and like a... No, I mean they run before they fly. Oh, really? You know flamingos fly, right? I had no idea. Well, we'll look into it. We'll take a trip to Miami when we get to 5,000.

True. Yeah, what a silly bird. Dude, let's go fishing. I'd love to. Where are we going? I don't know. We can go out on the Sound. I'd love to.

I've never fished. I want to fish in Saltwater, especially now. Yeah, dude. His brother's got a boat. Yeah, we can go out there anytime. Yeah, but we got to get up at like five now. Yeah, yeah. He said after this trip, he's like, we got to get out earlier.

Yeah, yeah. We got to get up early. And it fucks up so many of your hours. It's, you're shot for two days. Yeah. I usually. I'm not used to having a job. It's like, you got to get up at four or five o'clock.

I know, but you're also done by like 11. Yeah, but you're drinking all day. Oh, that? Yeah. That was, that's rough. Yeah. I'm not going to go fishing and not drink. Get rid of it. No. It's like a little football game going to go fishing and not drink. Get rid of it.

No. It's like a little football game. Drinking was fun, yeah. Grow up. Wait, did you end up pissing or not? Did you end up pissing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got footage of that too.

I finally pissed. Yeah. Yeah. Good thing you got that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, at that point I was worried about just like my bladder imploding. Yeah. I finally got confident. I was like, look, dude, boys are going to see the peck. I wasn I was worried about just like my bladder imploding. Yeah. Yeah, I finally got confident.

I was like, look, dude, boys are going to see the peck. I wasn't even worried about that. It was the motion. The motion was weird. The motion of the ocean. I've been worried my foot wouldn't get over the boat, you know? Yeah, and then you offend one of the sea cops. Yeah.

I didn't want to do that. Well, sea cops, it's a great charter. Shout out Blue Line Charter. Blue Line Charter. Blue Line Charter. Sea cops actually is a cool. well sea cops is great it's a great charter uh shout out uh blue line charters sea cops actually is a cool sea cops cool name yeah it's a pretty cool name better than uh oh never mind say it i was trying to think of uh what do they call like uh isn't there like a sea cow is what I was thinking. Oh, yeah. That's a manatee.

A manatee, yeah. Those are great, too. I love manatees. That's why I didn't say it. They're disgusting. Have you seen one? I've seen a manatee. I went to the zoo.

I don't know. Sometimes when your eyebrows do that, I feel like you're lying. Oh, in the zoo. They're filthy. They're like hippos. They just swim in their shit. What? They're disgusting. Dude, they smell like ass. They're in the zoo. They're filthy. They're like hippos. They just swim in their shit. What? They're disgusting. They smell like ass.

They're in a cage. They're on a cage? Swimming in their fucking monkey? Yeah, but an aquarium is a sea cage. Yeah, technically. Not technically. That's what it is. Well, it stinks. Guess what else stinks? The fucking reptiles.

They stink. Do you imagine when you watch Planet Earth, you imagine how bad that fucking, the smell of like the fucking elephant seals land. They just shit and sleep all day long. In their own filth. And you can almost see the steam coming up. Like that fucking, that poor photographer.

They sit there for like five months. They don't have opposable thumbs. They can't build toilets. Just filming these slow, fat idiots. It's too far to get in't have opposable thumbs. They can't build toilets. Just filming these slow fat idiots shit all over the- It's too far to get in the water. You got a good spot on the beach. Yeah. No wonder they kill themselves.

They probably can't take the stink anymore. They get up to the high mountain and fucking tumble. They're like, I can't, my nose can't take any more of this stink. I'm gonna fucking kill myself. I'm done with this mortal coil. Yeah. I can't feed my fat kid anymore. It's a hellish existence.

They could die. The blubber of them falling down, cascading and slowing down. It's kind of nuts that the photographer was like, we need to get this in 30 frames per second. We need to slow this dude down. Yeah. And they just keep showing it. It's like big fatty.

And then they show you like the carcasses at the end like you didn't know what happened yeah yeah they like take you across the beach and that's another layer another layer stick so there's like there's like an open cemetery part of the fucking island which is just all fat bloated carcasses gas explosion Gas explosion. Gas explosion. Don't you think about stuff like this? I want Tommy just to just drive around like the North Atlantic with cologne. Spray. Spray.

Just fucking a car in a war. Just fucking walruses with your car in a war. Just a fucking... Just me and the sea cops out there cologning down these fat walruses. Dude. Honestly, I think about this. out there cologning down these fat walruses. Dude. Honestly, I think about this.

I have an issue with like scents and smells and stuff, which by the way, manscaped.com. You could still use our promo code for Stuff Island and get 20% off because they give us like ball cologne and shit that I'm pretty big into. But I get bugged out about scents and shit. It's called ball toner. Yeah. No, it's called ball toner yeah no there's a ball toner there's not cologne i've heard it's just like different sense for your

yeah i'll go fucking get it so i've been using balls need to get toned up i could use some tonage down there i'll give you some toner you can have my toner i keep the cologne we'll go i'll take it thank you uh yeah the promo code stuff um but yeah like when you see like these these videos of like some fucking some hairy armpit lady in the middle of a desert like sleeping with a cheetah and all i can think of is how bad it stinks you know i just immediately go how how terrible that tent smells that's a stinky tent you can't just be cruising might be the stinkiest tent matt was just talking about medieval times and how bad it used to smell back then yeah because they used to like butcher animals in their house leave the shit they

didn't want outside their house shit in buckets and just dump it outside yeah dude i mean that's that's like you know that's why the indians got or native americans got fucked up so bad because they smelled yeah well i mean both kinds of because because white people have been living in absolute fucking filth for a thousand years and then we just show up to like a pristine clean place just Just like with immune systems that are insane. And they're like not ready for that. They're not ready for like downtown London fucking diseases. We're just throwing fucking shit snowballs at them.

The whole village gets sick. What the fuck? Yeah, they got all the disease. I forgot about that. Yeah. Yeah. You ever like, I stopped going to friends' houses like when their dog stinks. Oh, yeah.

You ever pet a nice little dog? Yeah. He's a good boy. I want to pet him. Oh, my God. I want to fucking scratch him behind the ears and pat his ass. And then you go, you smell your hand. I'm like, you're going to wash this fucking dog or you're just going to let it stink up

the whole house? Dude. Because now your couch stinks. Yeah. Now your rug stinks. And it's seeping into the fucking driveway. And we're not friends anymore. Yeah.

I can't go over your house anymore, Carl. Sorry. You got a fat, smelly dog. Put it down or we're not friends anymore. Dude. I can't go over your house anymore, Carl. Sorry. You got a fat, smelly dog. Put it down or we're not friends anymore. Dude, my friend's dog just died and it smelled like it was dying for like three years. And it was the cutest thing ever. That's a shame. There's a teacup Yorkie.

His name was Dixie. Shout out to Dixie. I'm sorry, Dave, for telling that to your dog. But you know that thing smelled. Dude, it was like it was like a swamp it was like this big it was the cutest thing in the world

it was so cute that I would put up with the smell it's cause I love that thing it probably had anal leakage I hope so that's probably what it was put a fucking diaper on it what are you talking about? You don't just let this thing shit all over your ottomans. Dude.

You're gross. That's the number one reason. You're fucking gross. That's the number one reason why we can never get a dog. It's because Tommy was never clean. Because Tommy was never clean dressing up. No, because Tommy would try to treat it like a person. Tommy thinks dogs need to shower every day.

They do, you gotta bathe the dogs. You gotta bathe the dog. Your skin isn't meant for it, you psycho. Put a ball toner on the dog. A little necklace won't fucking hurt. A little delicate chain on a Rottweiler. A fucking air freshener hanging around. You put a chain on a Rottweiler,

it would have been a hookah bar on fucking 30 in 20 minutes. Pulling some of these fat ass Latinas. Yes, that's what I'm talking about. Speaking of fishing. 20 minutes. Pulling some of these fat ass Latinas. Yes. That's what I'm talking about. Speaking of fishing. We should go there one day. We should go there. I want to go there. You always say it's too dangerous.

No, I didn't. Yeah, you did. I talked about. The only thing that's dangerous is the price of the beers. Every time you bring it up. The beers are like $13. Every time you bring it up,

I'm like, let's go in there. No, it's like, dude, I'm not buying a Heineken for fucking 15 bucks. I'll get blacked out with dudes that have weird mustaches down the street. Yeah, why would you want to do so much? How you doing, baby boy? Is my mustache looking bad? You look great. No.

It's been crazy lately. You're wildly handsome. Tommy. You are. You're a beautiful man. You have a thing about you. I appreciate it. You're stylistically handsome. Tommy, you are. You are. You're a beautiful man. You got like this, you know, you have a thing about you. You got a- I appreciate it. You're stylistically handsome.

Thank you, man. Yeah, you got like- Eclectic. You kind of have like a Leonardo DiCaprio. Take it easy. Yeah. Take it easy. No, because he's got the-

If Leonardo DiCaprio had the blonde hair and the dark eyebrows- If DiCaprio had text on his smelly dog. That's a great combination. With anal leakage. It'd be you. Dude, so deep in chaos. If you had blue eyes, you would not be a comedian.

Women would have to wear helmets. In case they fell over after staring at my face. They'd all have to have bike helmets on. Are you fucking kidding me? They'd need armor. That'd be so odd. They'd need armor. You'd have to fit these ladies with helmets before I entered the room.

I would have a bag of helmets like a dad has like six soccer balls in a sack. I'd be like handing these out to the girls. But that's like a Little Mermaid situation. What do you mean? Well, like, because if you had the blue eyes, you'd have no personality. You wouldn't need it. It's like taking the girl's voice. My brother's got green eyes.

My other brother's got sky blue eyes, like fucking the universe. My mother's got green eyes. Only me and my father have shit blue eyes. They all have dark hair? Yeah. Wow. Yeah. I got fucked.

Me too. Thanks. I got poopy browns. You got poopy browns. They work work for you though it'd be weird to see you know i mean you know somebody that has a blue eye type of true image i remember we used to see you know i mean you see a girl with like crystal blue eyes and you're like it's kind of off-putting we should get you contacts we should get you blue contacts get some green ones get some what happens all right i mean yeah yeah And then we go to the hookah bar.

Yeah. Yeah. And you just jig through the bar. Do you have a... I know I'm going to give you this. That is. We give you blue eyes. That's like a custom lure.

That's so funny, dude. Dumb slut bait. Dumb slut bait. And I carry around like a mini tackle box to take them out. For different hookah bars. Different bars. Different races you try to attract.

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True. There's a little clitoris pocket for your babies. You ever seen a larger clitoris? It's really baffling. Honestly, no. I've been pretty blessed with regular pussies so far. Actually, I've had some really, i've had some that smell like bad dogs i had this one that i was like having sex from behind and it worked its way all the way up to

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anyway try the underwear it's fucking great try the underwear I would tell great i enjoy underwear i would tell you the truth if i didn't like it i would have him read it and then i would like the whole time but this is genuine they are good they're nice they're like compression shorts they're like they're like they're like a they're like a light hug from a compression short i'll tell you what it feels like you know the old school underwear where your pecker would so there's like there's an overlap like this where you'd find that little hole yes like what dad's i still think i have them has anyone ever peed out of the hole no i just ripped down yeah no no my dad would pull up the leg of his whole short yeah he'd piss out at the bottom that's

wild like he's bass fishing. Anyway. Why? Because the underwear would apply too much pressure and cut off the hose? Yeah, I think so. Like pinch the hose? Yeah. Dad's got a...

Dad would wrap his whole hammer in a grundle. Really? Yeah. Whole hook he goes down there. Just pee through his butt? Yeah. Fill her up.

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the old school opening of the underwear when the tip of your pecker would fall out if you're doing laps when you're not making weight for peewee football or some shit the uh the old school opening of the underwear when the tip of your pecker would fall out if you're doing laps when you're not making weight for peewee football or some shit and the tip of your your hammer touches your meshes it's a weird feeling because you feel like you're being exposed these underwear feel similar way but you have a protection oh dude jerking off into mesh shorts do you remember what do you remember getting like i'm trying to play over the over the pants hand job and mesh shorts dude oh yeah no you're just dangling what are you talking about

where were you library yeah dude anywhere i kind of i just got one of those the other day it's like it's the next best thing to lube because you had that you have two pieces of fabric that are both very smooth against one another so the dude the fabric touching your dick would stay still and then their hand job would go I fucking upper fabric I damaged my bird dry dry humping oh basement so bad like I literally couldn't play baseball the next day yeah just it was just a zipper fire i just fucking oh my god i rubbed under ease for like three hours just yeah i could have started a fire yeah you could have thank god my grandpa wasn't there that's how he died He was humping the mattress.

No, he's just getting rid by a hot bitch. Yeah, he's just humping a hot lady's leg. But if she's beating you all through meshes, it's like, take it out. Let him breathe. It happens eventually. Let him come out a little bit. No, the parents are in the next room. Parents are in the next room.

Parents are in the next room. You need, you know, you want to stay hidden. Yeah. Yeah. It's a real undercover kind of job. So just a small stroke? No, you can get, dude, there's a lot of latitude with mesh shorts. Because it's two completely independent layers.

You can go, you can get a lot of movement. Damn, dude. Seems like you're still into it. Dude, I like... Would you be into like nostalgic bangs like that? Or it's like you set the tone for like... What do you mean? Was that like an escape room kind of idea?

No. Nostalgic bangs? Yeah, nostalgic bangs. It's like you go back to like all the corny shit you did in high school. Oh, yeah, dude. And like you recreated it a little bit. You know what I mean? It's like dressing up like a fucking dolphin or something of course of course of course dude it's high school sex

fucking ruled because it was so clandestine it was so clandestine i still can't get enough sorry sorry no anytime i don't know what clandestine what's clandestine it's like secret Sorry, Chris. No, anytime. I don't know what's clandestine. What's clandestine? It's like secret. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's the best part. I mean, me and this girl used to sneak out of both our houses and like meet in the middle

of town and shit. It was fucking amazing. And she'd be like, take your balls out of your grundle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to pop them around. Hold on, baby. Let me put on my champion shorts just getting hand jobs at 3 a.m my fucking hell in the middle of the in the middle my

assistant baseball coach mr mooney had fucking nuts that mahoney mr mahoney had nuts that would fall out he had like seven inches and his nuts his nuts were down here dude yeah just a fucking long stretchy bean bag yeah dude my buddy had a had a ball bag that i swear he could sail with yeah like one of those gliders dude there was this one dude talking to his knees this one dude chris hopkins in high school shout out chris he had one giant test, was the shape of a fucking racquetball. It was like this big. And he would have one normal nut, and then he had one giant nut,

and we'd be like, give us the nut, dude, give us the nut. And that was like, that was the good luck charm before every basketball game. You know, we called him Hoppy for Hopkins. Like Hoppy, show the nut. And he would pull out this circle like. Just doing a cool. Oh.

All right. We going to the page? Yeah, go to the page. All right. Oh, you can still talk. Chris, what do you want to talk about? Hoppy's nuts. Hoppy's nuts.

Oh, Hoppy's nuts. Oh, here's the thing that was pissing me off. We were in the car on the way to the fishing trip and I couldn't connect to the Bluetooth. Oh. And because you're not allowed to connect to Bluetooth while moving. Oh. And it's just like, I don't know whoever came up with that that is causing more accidents true then it's protecting i'm certain of it just because it's like do you

know anything about human psychology you think if i'm driving like and it's happened to me in a rental car and i try to connect to the wi-fi that that and it goes no you can't you're moving that i'm just gonna stop trying no no i'm stopping in the middle i'm gonna go as slow as i can on the highway to try to get it anytime like if traffic builds up i'm gonna be looking down trying am i going you gotta put it in park right who knows but it's like it's causing trouble yeah and they don't fucking get that they don't understand what the fuck are you doing? Stop trying to protect me from myself. You do the seatbelt, the seatbelts, that's it. Yeah.

That's it. And even that's annoying. But still, it's like, that makes sense. But it's like, there's not like I can't do anything. It's like, you're already letting, it's like I can move from one radio station to another. Yeah. I can go from radio to CD to Bluetooth to fucking whatever, but I can't just connect my fucking phone.

I'm with you, Chris. It takes two seconds. That would drive me insane. I would pull over. I would get really mad when I found out I couldn't do it and then I would immediately pull over as soon as I can. Well, you're better than me. What'd you do? I'm not pulling over. I'm like, I'm not pull over as soon as I can. Well, you're better than me. What'd you do?

I'm not pulling over. I'm like, I'm not going to stop. Yeah, yeah. I'm not going to stop. I'm not going to make a stop on my drive. You know, because especially when you're traveling in those hours, like between like four and seven, it's like you can't pull over.

You might get caught in traffic. Like if you're not really in traffic, it's like you might just skirt this thing. Yeah. You're talking about the Bluetooth. Dude, not being able to connect. It's fucking ridiculous. What he gets hot about is so strange.

And like even his brother was like, okay. And he's like, it's fucking, it's going to cause us an accident. It does. And he's screaming in his brother's face. It does.

And his brother's like, all right, Chris, we'll talk to the manufacturer about the design. Well, someone screaming in his brother's face. It does. And his brother's like, all right, Chris, we'll talk to the manufacturer about the design. Well, someone's gotta talk to him. It's a problem. Dude, same with the beeping with the seat belts. It's like that is causing more accidents than it's saving,

I'm sure of it. It's costing more lives than it's saving, I'm sure of it. He's so laissez-faire with things he shouldn't be and then the things that arise that drive this man insane and he goes from zero to a thousand

is also it's frightening it's like it's scary that you care so much about something so little because it it's

like if I'm driving I also love this thing you do now my dad used to do this just let it leak out my dad would smoke he'd take a pull from a dart of a Winston soft pack and he would have a conversation for 20 minutes and still go.

You'd see smoke coming out of his nostril halfway through the story. Yeah. Because it's nice. You get a little taste of the flavor on the way out. So it's like you get to talk and eat like a nice watermelon candy. It's pretty great. It's true. No, but I like, I'll be driving and I'll have my backpack in the passenger seat and the

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