Stuff Island - Stuff Island #36 - stuff it in the nut bag w/ Nate Marshall

Episode Date: July 14, 2022

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You can move one of the pasta sauces if you want. I didn't mean to set you up with so many items. No, this is perfect. Yeah. Dude, they sent me... I'm going to say... What did we get? Nine?

The hot sauces? Truff? Yeah, I think it's more than that. I got mayo. I got fucking pasta sauce. They did mayo? Yeah. I don't know why I...

I'll take some truff mayo. Take anything for free. It's why... Tommy left them displayed in the kitchen. I was going to... Yeah, I'll take some It's why he left them displayed in the kitchen First off I got suspicions That's actually what this is. It's just a fucking lube. Just one right between his dick. You got anything? A pussy stick. Throw some truffle. Black truffle infused hot sauce.

White truffle infused hot sauce. And black truffle infused oil. The one you cook for. If you want to eat ass, just dump it. She's not trying to dump it. Trio of truffle oil. She's in trouble. Dump it. Trio in trouble. I suggest the mayo. That's just me.

Wait until she smells your breath. You ain't got a shot of getting laid. Also, this is our first fucking food sponsor. So I'm very proud and excited. Hell yeah. And the weight of the box, if you remember, Chris, thank God I've been deadlifting. I was like, what could possibly be in here?

Yeah. So then I just lined it up and I smiled at it for a while. I just thought it was a while. I left on Friday. I left last Friday. The fucking nerve of you to take joy out of my heart.

It was still displayed. And it was like lit nicely too. Like candlelight? Yeah, yeah. It was backlit. It it was lit nicely, too. Like candlelight? Yeah, it was backlit. It was blowing through the bottle. The joy was real, man. I was fucking so happy. I was like, dude, I had an idea for a cooking show years ago.

And I'm like, this is our first baby. I see all these other dildos in the cooking shows. They're like, I use this fucking Fat Pete's rub on all my barbecue. I'm like, shut up, Fat Pete's. But now I get it. Now you're going I use this fucking Fat Pete's rub on all my barbecue. I'm like, shut up Fat Pete's. But now I get it. Now you're going to be like, Fat Pete's. Yeah.

One bar. Fat Pete's. It's the best. This shit is actually good. I use it on chicken. I use the hot sauce on chicken and then I use the truffle oil on a mashed potato.

It's not too strong, but it's real. It's made of real truffles. Yeah. talking about the what is the no i didn't use the it's not it's not truffle truffle substitute no some people do that are you kidding yes it's very expensive look at this it comes in like a fucking jennifer lopez it has a little box it's like a comes like a cologne out of the 90s that That's how they make you look fancy on Instagram. You pay. I mean, it's also amazing, but you pay $15 for some hot sauce.

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It's uncut. It's cut with mayonnaise. What? It's precisely cut. No, that's mayo. That's cut. That pasta sauce is getting roofed there's no i'm never gonna use that why why i'm a purist i make my own sauce fucking eating that charred nonsense

new deptford so you haven't made your chento from deptford you have your tomatoes so i make the sauce and how many years a pomodoro one's aniana. It's all your own. How many years has it been? You're being a real fucking dickhead. This cocksucker went to New Hampshire for three days. He's being a real dickhead. You set me up for this. I sobered up. You did sober up.

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I'm back. I'm back. I'm spicy. He's got things in his back. He said this to me three months ago. I'm going to drag him over this trough. I'm seeing things clear. That's why you've been calling me Tony all day. If I drink for

too long, I start assuming I'm wrong about everything. I'm the opposite. It's the best. I get spicy. I get right about everything. I'm in the zone 15 beers in baby call me yeah i'm that way weed is what has me like i'm just bothering everybody i'm talking too much yeah i just soak getting there we were i was talking to somebody this weekend just we were having a good conversation and we were smoking and it just hit me and i just

stopped talking to him i'm just like i gotta i'm sorry bro i gotta go to a room by myself and just went and sat somewhere quiet and did it had an adderall and came back reinvigorated oh dude i that happens to me like it's like a heroin i'm sorry about that i had to take a nap real quick dude but that's what happens to me when i smoke weed i like i was hanging out with with mecky in la and i like got a little we were going to dodger game got a little high and then all of a sudden it's like my whole chain of reasoning breaks down like i have sentences that i want to say but i don't know why yeah you know what i mean and like if someone's second guessing them yeah it's not even that i don't know what to second guess it's like it's been decoupled from whatever motivated the sentence so i'll just like i have a thought and i don't know why i'm thinking

it and then it's like well i can't say that because what if someone goes what do you mean why then i will have nothing yeah my favorite thing is just going to the tank i love that though you're just like i don't know i just believe it in my heart right now i believe it you still smoking or just do edibles? Smoke, edibles. I started getting to the point where I'm phasing it towards the end of the day, though. And I think it's just me getting older. I used to, like, I would have came here high before. I did bring edibles.

I was just in case, maybe for the page, spice it up a little bit. But you put them in a drink. They're actually wonderful. I'll leave some of y'all if y'all want to try it. They're water-soluble edibles? Yeah. Is this a new thing? It's a little I ain't gonna I ain't gonna promote them

On your platform But they're pretty good Yeah yeah don't say it Yeah yeah I would I would But I'll give you some Put it in the water We'll have a great time

It's an energy booster too Does it grow into like a dinosaur What were those called I don't know It was Those are chia pets Those are chia pets Were the thing I wanted the most as a kid. Like when I was real young, I just couldn't get one.

Dude. Dude, it was the best. I'm all nuts. I'm growing to like a brontosaurus. You might not remember that. Oh, the stegosaurus? Yeah, stegosaurus too. Triceratops.

I'm a real big Land Before Time guy. Dude, Land Before Time was devastating. It's a sad movie, isn't it? Nah, I don't, I mean, some parents go, but like, that's just life. It was all about, but it was the thing about friendship. It was like they didn't trust Chopper.

Chopper was the baby T-Rex and all the herbivores was like, chill, he's a T-Rex and he was just a baby. And then they just had a T-Rex homie and that. It's about accepting people who are different. And then Chopper got older and ate the whole fucking family. They never get there. That's just why the series stopped.

It was just off the camera. Chopper killed everybody. It's like a Russian raising a Klondike or a fucking big brown bear or something. Eventually that motherfucker's going to eat your wife that is funny everyone that like I feel like in the 70s there was a big thing

where people would like raise a monkey and then it just gets big enough to rip your arms off and they're like well we can talk to it but we couldn't be

in the same room god I got bugged out on monkeys right now I just was watching you're in your monkey face just right now I saw I was watching a face just right now i saw i was

watching a real just going through reels matter of fact you said you said the bear thing in the same time it was like a video of some russian dude doing that thing with the bear the real cuts off but the bear has like his mouth on his forearm and just isn't letting go and you see the dude's face getting panicked yeah and that's the video and so i'm i know that's just some dark web video there you don't got the whole thing yeah but monkeys uh i was just watching when they were feeding him something he grabbed it i never realized how like much of a thumb they had oh yeah and see like i know they have hands and shit but they got a full thumb they got full hands but but their hands look just like people's hands like You're just getting this new? No, I knew he came from a middle-aged man.

I remember saying that when I was five. You're like 38, dude. I thought you were going to say you saw him writing a book or something. Something like cognitively terrifying. You know, you can drive cars just like us. This thing's got thumbs in it. I mean, I knew they had thumbs, but it wasn't like a gorilla thumb. It was just like my hand was just darker. You know what I mean? I don't know thumbs, but it wasn't like a gorilla thumb. Like, it was just like my hand was just darker.

Like, you know what I mean? I don't know. It bugged me out. I can't. I'm not saying anything on that. Oh, then I laughed. My laugh. I think he's trying to set us off.

Yeah, I came here just to get y'all. Like, they're doing so good. They got all this sauce. I got it. It is funny when people have, like, there's, like, people with, like, long, thin fingers have very, like, apish hands. Yeah. Like marsupial-ish kind of. Yeah.

Like an opossum? Yeah. Like, because they have, like, super long, strong fingers. So anytime I see someone with those kind of, I'm like, you're a monkey. You're a monkey. You're a monkey. monkey but a little bit more of a monkey yeah then i i know i know i know this is a tough one i'll tell you that right now drink some this drink some fucking power juice dude let's get you back in the game take a swig of trough and fucking act your age.

Sweat my dick off. I couldn't pick my laundry up. I got no short sleeve shirts. Mike, listen. Is my bar right? Are you listening? What? No, you're good.

Should I turn the AC off? No, it's on. He did during the day. Oh, so it's just kicking in. Yeah. I turn it off for 10 minutes. The fucking thing is that it's like a 96 volts wagon. Look at the size of that thing

it's only got like three hours left by the way i'm gonna be in st louis this is good get it in you've never once July 15th and 16th i think those are the days st louis this weekend i know it's 14th and 15th i think anyway this weekend friday saturday yeah short king ch O'Connor yeah I'm gonna bless your stage I'll be there come and then

God bless the short kings short kings yeah who are you bringing Sean Gardini oh nice fellow short king we already have a fishing trip

lined up down in St. Louis I don't know where lakes I think maybe the Mississippi oh yeah yeah I don't know we catching river trout what I don't know I Are we catching a river trout?

I don't know. I have no idea. I'm trying to. I have no idea. All I know is that we're going to do it. Hopefully we'll avoid any railroads. How is your foot, by the way? It's not 100%, but it's.

Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It might be a lifelong thing. I don't know. Oh, wow. It's like, but it's like, it's like it's it's like 95 so we told this story on the show right i think so yeah but the thing i i've heard because i was taught i was talking to somebody the other day and are you the one that successfully jumped by the way we all successful no one died you got off the train yeah yeah successfully mean you didn't fucking

roll into a ditch yeah yeah well i don, my... You're 95% still. That was three months later. You said that's success. Yeah. It was like... Now all it is is I get real fatigued. Like if I'm walking around all day, this foot will be fine.

My left foot will be fine, but my right foot will start bothering me. But that's not the word. You know, it could be... I could see you with a cane in like 20 years. Oh, it's gonna. It's gonna. Black dudes with canes is the coolest shit in the world you also because they never need it i'm gonna go to that i'm gonna be the same nigga that's like he's never gone away just wears a like a maroon leather suit and a kango i was i saw one the other

day and i was like i've been seeing this guy since i was a kid but you think like and since for 30 years they'd all die off. They're all just like you turn 60, it's just like getting a Kangol, I'm getting a leather matching suit. You know that thing smells like a petting zoo because he never takes it off. Those guys that walk around town thinking they're like, mm, shit. You keep his mind on it.

He only had two suits. Yeah, yeah. That's what I want to be, two suit Marshall. Yeah, you eventually just turn it. Like I'm going to be wearing whatever my dad's wearing, like that kind of loose fit, like wash jeans. No, your dad looked like an executive banker. Did he? Yeah, he's wearing a fucking starched polo, khaki shorts, stuck to his fucking hunk ass.

I was just staring at his dad's ass the whole time going now I know where's him and his brother get it it doesn't come from mom

his dad's got a fucking your mom's got a truck too where y'all going when you're old where y'all going when you're old

cause that's gonna go play into a lot of the outfits tell them about heaven dude where what is this do they have

monkeys look like people where do you go when you die? How are babies made? You're telling me that animal's hidden right now, boy. I didn't have it yet. This is me neutral. I'll have some.

No, you can do whatever you want. I might disappear into the mountains. Oh, you said disappear into the mountains? Yeah. I'll kind of fuck with that. I don't want too hot. People say Florida all the time, but- Nah, give me a cabin.

Man, that's all bullshit. Log cabin with some fire going all the time. Now, after one week, you'll start calling people. Of course, of course, of course. You're going to try and get something nice down at the corner store, and they're not going to have anything but sparklers and fucking shitty hot dogs. I know. Terrible pizza.

Yeah. Oh, dog shit pizza. Dog shit pizza. I was in a man so i forget something up something like upstate new york place like a month ago i got an airbnb for a day and it was like i guess it's called a roundhouse it's just made for like air but no acs and shit it was the best like chill do nothing day i had i just did one day just could see stars did a little edible yeah by myself with my girl but then went to get food the next morning and it was just dog shit pizza pretty good ice cream

dog shit sandwiches dog shit wings the ice cream was the highlight that was it but you got it there are some little mountain towns that have the right they got like a good pizza place there's just like you got to just find the right place where like a couple good people have decided to just make a little town yeah and then you got you got it you got it made i i fucked up i'm telling you it's like years would take to find that quaint town i know people know what they're doing with their hands i know one i know one you do where i'm not telling you. Trust me, I'm not going. I need places to... You think you're taking up a lot? I don't give a fuck.

I'd rather make a pipe bomb in the woods than fucking live in them. Where do you want to go out? Where do you want to go out at? Right here, baby. Right here in New York City? Instead, I'm going to walk around with an old lawn chair, and I'm going to be the biggest fucking curmudgeon, and I'm just going to pop up a lawn chair on the curb and just bust everybody's balls.

Going to go old creep? No, I won't go creep. I'll just call him darling and then hon. I'm going hard old creep. My favorite thing to do right now is to see hot chicks and give them hand binoculars. Like I'm clearly looking at you. Just whoo. Hand binoculars.

That's my new move. In the back of an Uber, just whoa, until they see me. But it's true. If you're in a suit and you're like 65 year old, they're like, oh, stop being so cute. Yeah, of course. Show me that clam, bitch. Let me see that clam, lady.

Look at all that ass. That's all I can't wait to be that dude. You gonna take all that ass home when you get there? Give me a little of that ass. Show me that ass. Put it on I can't wait to be that dude. You gonna take all that ass home when you do that? Give me a little of that ass. Some of that ass. Put it on the platter for me. Stop it. Stop it, Uncle Nate. I'll never reach an age where I can get away with that.

No. I'll never be a guy who's like, let me see that ass. I bet every time you ever did meat binoculars, you're gonna cost called a meat. Oh, my God. Me saying genuinely nice things to women is upsetting. I like your hair. Shut up, freak. You're like a really good painter.

Yeah. I talked about it on the other show, but I tried to go to Hudson, New York. It was cool. It was quaint. A couple days. Yeah. I need people yelling out, New York. It was cool. It was quaint. A couple days. Yeah. I need people yelling out the fucking window. I need action.

I need to walk outside and see normal people moving around. Yeah. But at a certain level. Like, Queens is different than Manhattan or anywhere else. I like a perfect level of neighborhood action. I'm having like a- I'm having like a hardcore fantasy about the three of us just in old age

getting the band back together. I'll be dead in ten. No fucking shot. You're going to be sitting in your lawn chair. I'm going to be coming out of the mountains. Yo. I'm here but not good. I'm just here but not good.

In an ill-fitting suit. Fucking alligator shoes on. He's like, let me see that ass. Let me see that ass. He turns around pissed off, but then sees you and is like. I'll be dead, but you guys stuffed me. Just sitting like this. Hold an IPA.

You just pull a string and it's's like get the fuck off the lawn you could clip like five or six fat asshole bitch damn dude stuffing a loved one would be the best yeah taking your dad to a taxidermy and just have him like sit in the corner of a living room just permanently smoking a fake cigarette like it's got a little fake light at the tail yeah like oh that could be an incense yeah you could light it just to talk you gather around your dead dad to talk about old stories come on how come nobody does that i don't think it's legal why wait you guys got any more questions online why isn isn't that legal? Yeah, I feel like it should be legal.

You can stuff your dog. I don't think you can stuff your nana, you know? Why not? Why is that worse than cremation? Yeah, it's mummifying. Mummifying? Mummifying. Mummifying.

I guess, well, you'd have to take a, you know, you'd inject it with all that formaldehyde. You got to drain the bitch so she doesn't stink up the place. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I'm not going to do it myself, but I'm saying like- Oh, you're going to have a guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got a guy. Well, I was going to cut the corners, save some money, drain her in the fucking plants.

Make my dad do like a lawn ornament, just holding the hose. She's not done. You got to hold her upside down. 25% comes out the nostrils. You know this about brain fluids If that's the thing that you're gonna have happen to you though You want to die at the perfect age like 60 no later than 60 no matter what you're gonna look like shit But you're gonna look way more like shit if you die at 90

They gotta take everything out all your bones your brain. Wait, why do they take your bones? Well, they got to get rid of all the fucking meats and things that are going to deteriorate. I thought they just preserve it. They preserve them and then put them in the ground where they eventually rot. No, no, no. I'm sorry, but when you make someone a mummy. You make them temporarily so your family can come by and cry over you. I thought they took the brains out for some other reason.

I thought they were like. No, they study them if you donate. They're not taking your brain out. No, I'm talking about in ancient Egypt. So like mummy, mummy. Well, let's talk about what They're not taking your brain out. No, I'm talking about in ancient Egypt. So like mommy, mommy. Well, let's talk about what we're talking about. Jesus Christ. Look, if your fucking uncle dies and you love Uncle Benny,

you want Uncle Benny to be hanging around, you have to cut him open and take everything the fuck out and then stuff him with like construction paper and stuff. So he'd be oblong and fucking, he would have a bulbous forehead. If somebody drops him, somebody's going to fix the dent. It's the only styrofoam filling him up. It wouldn't suck if she fell. He would have a bulbous forehead half if somebody drops them. He's gonna pick the day You put it in a glass case like Elvis's jackets and shit, yeah, dude

I think it would be I think more people should do that more people should Yeah, yeah, I guess it doesn't make it. Yeah. The problem is that it makes you look like you're stuck in the past, I think. Wait, who? The people that are alive? Yeah, I don't think there's anything really wrong with it other than it feels like this person's not future oriented. So, yeah, if you had a dinner party, as soon as you leave the house, you're like, I feel like you're stuck in the past. Yeah. You got to move on.

You got to move on, dude. Yeah. It's like, you know, I kinda liked him. I didn't, you know, I'm not obsessed with him. I just thought it was a cool idea. That's probably who you do it to.

You don't do it to your favorite. You let them go back to the earth. So you're like, I think this will be cool. This will be cool in my apartment. Dude, that's what, it would be all like hipster dudes buying somebody else's uncle just

buy it has nothing to do with you you know what i mean yeah just like the way he looked yeah it's like pick up an armoire and fucking hudson yeah he gave me a beer once found an old dead guy 30 bucks in a long yardage got a discount guess where i got this 40 bucks he was sleeping in the back of the goodwill it's a dead kid the more i think about this the more i like it for my my death my yeah yeah because think about it you get to live forever you get to live forever just being sold it like you'll still be on pictures yeah you'll be in someone else's there They'll be like, who's that guy? He had a podcast a while. A fan would bid on you?

That's how I would get Patreon money if you died. Bidding war. I need my rent paid next month. Who wants dead bow-legged crates? They don't have the legs quite right. Yeah, we'll fix them in Poland. Dude, you'll be six-one one day how fucking great is that all your dreams finally came true it's like that mutton that fucking dinosaur pilling water

put a basketball in your hand that would be sick if in my will it was like i want to be taxidermied i also want to be 5 11 are you guys too known for shrinky things do you remember shrinky things is that things that got small yeah it was the opposite of the pills that got larger you put like a piece of plastic in the oven for like 30 minutes and it would be a picture like this and it would zap down to like a one by one square but is that the only thing that it changed that's all changed yeah yeah it shrunk to the right dimensions okay okay oh so it was like garfield and shit and it would be like a tiny little Garfield. Wait, wait, wait, but it was just Garfield to Garfield. It wasn't like... No, it wasn't tits by the time we got to the bottom.

There's so much shit like that that you did in the past, and you're like, that had to take years off your life. What, smelling all this? Just heating plastic in your house? Yeah. Dude, we used to make Pinewood Derby cars for the fucking Boy Scouts. You ever race Pinewood Derby cars?

No. They're like little wooden cars. I know what they are. Yeah, yeah. You just take all your slow kids and you have them push them down the biggest hill in the town. No, no, no. It's a little track. It's like a little thing.

Okay. But you got to like, you choose where you put the weight. My dad was melting lead. Yeah. Jesus Christ. This probably surprises nobody. But my dad was like melting lead in the basement

to like put weight in the car dude our water pipe in this apartment when I first got here they didn't change it until

maybe four years ago right before you got here they changed out the water pipe because there was a leak or something and I remember this this black construction dude in a hard hat

I came out at like 10 a.m. or something and the pipe was just being extracted he was like god damn and i was like what he was like i've seen lead pipes before never one like that and i'm like wait what and he's like he's like it's that's the most lead i've ever seen in my life and this is our main source of water so for the first five years and i'm always like, New York tap water is the best. I'm smoking lead water. Yeah.

And he goes, well, it's, you know, the only problem with lead these days is like if there's deterioration. And then he holds it out. He's like, like, like you have here. I thought he was going to say you're fine. But then he showed me the deterioration with inside this lead pipe. Oh my God. And I've been showering and drinking for four years.

Have you ever heard of door... Sing it. Chernobyl and all through the fucking night. Just getting an active rash. I scratched my head, a whole ball comes out. It's not unusual to be in love, man. Have y'all ever heard of door flame for like fire? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We got it the first time we went camera doors during like 2020, we went out to the Poconos, got a shit ton of that. And then I just sat out there with my niece and nephew helping them make marshmallow, like burnt marshmallows over door flames and just ate like they ate like 20. It was just like chemical. Yeah, yeah. The key is you got to break it up. Get the heat to come out.

You got to break it. Yeah, the flame is legitimately blue it's all it's chemical I got so much guilt about that yeah I don't

I don't think I ever my dad was like you're gonna die of lung cancer in 20 years old school anything you ever call them have you been exposed

to anything can't stop thinking about stuffed fucking relative man that would be so fucking cool who would you do? Who would I do? Yeah. A thousand percent my father.

I think that for me too. A thousand percent. Yeah. Just because he has the face and the actions of like always talking shit so it would cheer you up. If I stuffed my mom,

I would be like, she's fucking judging what I'm wearing right now. Yeah. You know, she'd have that pair. Are you going to go out with those shoes? It's Friday.

It's like, shut up. Yeah. You you know i would just be doing that the whole time shut up but you just don't say shut up in here we don't say shut up that's the f word shut up that's when it becomes a problem and your neighbor's like what was going on last night now i live alone your dad too you could hypothothetically It was not the preference But you could possibly Fuck in that room still Right But if it's your mom Or something like that

That's a good point You cannot Yeah You just couldn't get hard And do it Yeah Well you'd have to put her In the kitchen

Because you don't fuck In the kitchen that often So you gotta put your mom In the kitchen by the stove Home And then if she acts up You throw her in there Just with her hand

On the counter A sponge Just still with a sponge her you could bend over a bit too and take less space that sounded weird yeah

what the yeah well I got to the ending a little late you understand the idea that your first thought is like if they're in the room you can't fuck

that's the biggest drawback I think if they're in the house you probably can't I think there's people that have like their dead grandmom's ashes in the living room they're going to get a blowjob and they're like no no no we can't fuck that's the biggest drawback i think if they're in the house people that have like their dead grandmom's ashes in the living room they're going to get a blow job they're like no no we can't do it here people are that intense about death and they think like spirits of my mom are fucking following around the town yeah yeah my mom thinks her parents are in the moon

what the fuck yeah my mom thinks her parents are in the moon in the moon there's a secret cavern in the back you can get in you know who lets her in we don't have like a physics examination you need a mental examination i know she also thinks her mom gives her mom her mom and her dad give her dimes and pennies oh my god she's a dime or a penny i hate these fucking stories so much why because my my any it's all irish catholics they're fucking they're they're idiots and my mother used to do this shit my one of my first jokes is about how she said your your uncle neil like turtles and then we were at like a picnic where the turtle she's like that's uncle neil's and i was like the joke was like no he'd like duis and the ghostbusters yeah and i was like

if a fucking a car came slamming into our party and a dude got out uncle neil's here but she would always say like she would always say like if a butterfly always say like, if a butterfly, she'd be like, you know who that is? Mom, I'm love butterflies. Shut up.

It's a fucking butterfly. We're nature. We're in their town. But you know what? My mom wasn't like that for my whole life. Yeah. She got that way. Like she's gotten that way a little bit recently.

And it is kind of interesting to think about. Like if I had, if she was like that my whole life, if she was like real into like life, if she was, like, real into, like, weird stuff like that. Yeah. I could see how you start to just, like, accept just that kind of shit. You know what I mean? If it happens in really odd locations, you know?

If a penny drops out of the sky and you're in the fucking Sahara, I'd be like, that's pretty fucked up. Dude. Yes. Yeah. But stuff like that, you know. If you're opening a fucking junk drawer in a room you haven't been in five years and there's a baby she was telling me a story that she like she i think someone was going to the hospital or something someone was pregnant i don't know and she like found a parking spot she was like in by columbia university in new york like, come on, that's not easy. Parking.

On the street. And that was her parents? She goes, that's not easy. Yeah, yeah. She goes, then I go around behind the car and there's a dime. And she looked at me like, what are we talking about? Are we going to sit here? Case closed. You're going to sit there and look at me like that's not pop pop? I was hungry and there was a

wah-wah a block away tell me she didn't do that she didn't put a wah-wah a block away guess what I saw outside of the wah-wah a petty I was going to ask I'm so sorry but tell us about the moon Petty

I'm so sorry, but tell us about the moon She just gets excited when there's both their parents died under a full moon at the same time or separately uh it was a murder suicide in a cabin that fucking he wants to go to i can never eat like this again i'm gonna fucking shoot you and me looks like wallace and gromit they tried to build himself a rocket pennies start flying out of her mouth yeah they're just soldering pennies and dimes until they're rocket no so now anytime there's like a full moon it's like they got her back

you know that's cute she doesn't think they're in the moon she associates a full moon with her dead parents Chris yeah it's best not to dig too deep you can't just drop that grenade and fucking walk away she's not she's not obsessed yeah i guess she's not she's not like like researching ways to dig into the moon yeah i think they're in there okay well that's how you said it she's

not like calling elon musk fuck mars that's why your dad's The moon The moon The center of the moon That's why your dad's Working Sundays He's trying to get Space travel budget There's a fortune In the moon

If we could just get there It's filled with Dimes and pennies There's an emotional fortune Yeah yeah yeah The moon is full of Dimes and pennies It would behoove her To walk around Can you imagine We blow it up The moon is full of darts and pennies.

It would behoove her to walk around. Can you imagine we blow it up and them just showering down? And my mom looking at me like... I told you. Seconds before the earth got taken too. That's the last thing you see? Is their look like I fucking told you they were in the moon? If the moon blows up how long does it take for us to die oh it's gotta be i i look a minute tops right a minute well i mean

like is it just gone or it explodes like the shrapnels coming at us too well i don't know where it's gonna explode just say the fucking moon jesus christ no but i mean is our parts of it blowing and hitting the earth it doesn't matter you're gonna die regardless you need to fuck up our rotation yeah uh yeah things i think the tides and stuff would seize up i don't think like i don't think the earth would end like we'd still have an atmosphere no we die i think we'd need a thousand percent i't think so. Like if the moon's just gone. I know you don't think so, but we would be

dead if the moon's gone. I think we would. I don't think so. I think it would fuck too much up. Even if the earth isn't gone. Damn, we're gonna get fucking crushed. I'm not gonna get crushed. The world would end if the fucking moon explodes. I don't know.

Well, if it explodes and hit and... Okay, let's say none of the shrapnel... It just vanishes. It vanishes. We're dead. I don't think so. Oh, I know so. I don't think so. I think we got some serious problems.

You think it's just tidal changes. Tides are gone. Big time gone. I think there's some weather problems. I say we save all the negative comments here and just move on to a different topic. Trying to stay on the same page. I see the space pictures. I believe in the power of human ingenuity.

I think you'd come up with a solution. They're freaking me out. First thing I thought was my dad's boner. Your dad's boner? My dad is, he's obsessed with space. So this guy got to see images like that before he dies. He's probably like, that's porn to him HD tits that's all that is to him

all the galaxies that picture is so beautiful they put out like two more after the other two look even crazier the one that looks like melted chocolate the dust yeah yeah it's like a dark layer and then a light

like a darker layer yeah it's like a dark layer and then a darker layer. Yeah, it's like a Twix commercial. Yeah. Did you see them? I did. I saw some of them. He's like, yeah, I just don't give a shit. No, no.

They didn't do anything for you? No. Why? I just, I like. I love you so much, dude. I don't, I don't know. If you conceptualize every single one of those as a Milky Way galaxy, it's baffling. No, no, no.

And that is one grain of sand in terms of space. No, no, no. I've been there. You've been down that? Mentally. You still don't give a shit? Mentally, I've been there already. You know what I mean?

Dead grandparents in different moons. There's a billion moons. Imagine the moon body. There's a billion moons. There's so many dead people in the moon moons. There's so many dead people moons. Now I got you, huh? Yeah, just baited that hook. He's like Lion King.

No, you know, there's like, I'm excited about it. I think it rules that we're taking those pictures. But every time I get an image like that like you you've seen like that whatever that one nebula is where it's like that that those all those fingers yeah yeah i don't know it's like where is that what is that it's like all the stuff you're looking at too is in like infrared it's just gorgeous dude no it is but i don't know really what i'm looking at but that's my problem that's why i think it looks so good to me though too because i'm like what is that yeah it's like i couldn't even fathom with getting out there and we never will but what do you mean we never will i mean us personally i don't to get out there no

we won't we won't get i think we could get to the i think it's i actually think it's feasible before we're all dead we could actually like get to mars but i don't think we'll get to that net like out of our galaxy dude we're supposed to have flying cars in don't think we'll get to that net out of our galaxy. Dude, we're supposed to have flying cars in the year 2000. We're supposed to have a space hotel by 2026 or something like that. I know. Dude, you can't get a hotel in Astoria

by 2026. This is so fucking absurd. You couldn't start building a hotel right now on this block in the next four to five years. Well, there's less environmental regulations out there can't build here spotted owl and uh in the kyber belt can you imagine taking like because that's you definitely take a date like that would be like the best like date thing i'm really we were

interviewed a hot lady yesterday and i've been horny ever since i don't know if she'll be for y'all but her name is and i don't know uh amy whatever amy that's actually her like her what she goes by is what is she uh she's stripper only fans yeah yeah where are you at gas uh nah just our own thing but you know know, just trying to make it work. You and her are trying to make it work? I would love to. Who are you doing your podcast with? LaMare and Andy.

Oh, nice. And you're interviewing OnlyFans. We interview different people, but we have interviewed a good chunk of bar stars now. We really tried to get Sarah J for like a bit, and then... There's a white bad breath face great body though first first big ass she's the first pog i think in porn ever

but we were really trying to get her she really was and then yeah and then and then we and then we got her she went og pog dude yeah og like the original she original fucking gangster she meant a lot to me about childhood. I finally got, well, I actually get to meet her and interview her while we were in Nashville.

They snuck, and I was the one who loved her. But the lady who got us that interview has asked us to do a couple more and we felt like we owed her one for like getting a Sarah. So now we've been doing everything. But the lady we met yesterday

was to me like the best older lady body you could have and how old are we talking she's 45 but she looked like a hot stepmom like the classic hot like your friend's mom like i would love this to be a thing we have did she have like a regular job before she started pigging for the environment she she i think still has it because she was like i don't want to talk about what i do for my regular job and it was like neither do we it's clearly not that important because someone would be like hey fucking mrs whatever amy yeah yeah mrs wilson is showing her clitoris but why not you know yeah good for her why not why would that you know if you could show your milky way to your neighbors for fucking a dollar a pop driving a lexus do it i was trying to tie in our space like our porn stars gonna stop making

like mainstream porn and just do only fans not if we fight no because then you gotta you gotta do all the porn stars aren't i don't think they're diligent enough the way we have to get all the cameras and we gotta hire an editor she would have to like all day look for you know a film guy and all you know no but like the big famous ones it's like they started only fans and they're making oh yeah millions yeah they do well i always thought they would do bad they do they they do good yeah okay i think like those are the ones i would never pay for like there's i can find a ton of this yeah it's the ones that I got Who had an Instagram and I was just like I really like her ass And then out of nowhere she did OnlyFans

I agree with you but that's what I'm saying The up and coming porn stars The ones that are getting a little buzz They have to eventually be like Well I gotta Look when you're looking for porn You do always kind of look for the new shit You want to see like after you've jerked off kind of don't i don't like i don't understand you find somebody like

you don't look for their newest no album i have no connection connection to any porn star whatsoever i couldn't even tell you a name right now not one you know sarah jane oh yeah that's she's old she's old that's back I cared. You mean like up and coming. I don't know any porn star outside of the old ones. Okay. You don't know any- Christy Canyons. I know porn stars back when they had Bush.

You understand? Okay. All right. Deep Throat. That's what I want. John Van Damme. I would do working dicks. That's a real one.

He had two working dicks? Two working dicks. It's back real one. Two working dicks. It's back when, who's that dirtbag that just went to jail? You don't ever see a porn and go, who's that? John Holmes. I'd like to see more of their work. Yeah. Never.

I'm telling you the truth. That's crazy to me. Trust me, I would easily do it. I do that before I finish a video. I actually don't even have a, you know. You don't have a what? I don't have have a, you know. You don't have a what? I don't have a connection to any category. I just like to, I peruse.

No, sometimes I don't even click. I'll go right through the thumbnails. I'm not like following them on Instagram and Twitter and stuff, but it's like you find a person who's doing it. They're all doing the same thing. No, they are not. Yes, they are. They don't have a connection to a category?

No. No? No. No, I i know all of them what's your category what is your category fat white women no no no not fat not fat maybe to you i don't know i don't know they'd be fat to you no no i'm not like that uh or like me um i'm just gonna say i've been trying to get it out here. Y'all got a big platform. Old ladies. No. Come walks. What? Come walks. Come walks. I've been preaching this. I actually, I'm trying to, I was my game plan to bring this up the whole time. You're finding parking, you're like, well, I got that

in the tank. Look at that. That's solid gold right there. Things go south. I'm pulling a bit. It is my goal to make this mainstream. It's just where ladies get nutted on it, and then they go walk places publicly.

Oh, my God. It's my favorite thing. It's art. Don't judge it. I see your face, and you're judging it. No, no, no. I'm not judging it. I started sweating.

Just bringing it up. Yeah. Well, I've been sweating this whole app. I don't judge anyone for what they like, but you're getting off on the humiliation, which is more sexual. Nope. It's the exhibitionism. All right.

So you like seeing people fucking public. Do you go to a hotel and open up the blinds? Yeah, why not the fucking in public? Yes. You do? Yes. Hold on, Chris. Wait, what?

So do you search for open blinds and people fucking, or do you do yes hold on chris wait what so do you do you search for open blinds and people fucking or do you do it yourself first because you like the exhibition is uh you mean like personally yeah i mean i'm for porn i you know i can't i can't you know do it myself but no i'm saying do you fuck people in public oh uh not in public not outside i mean i'm a committed man right now i can't talk about all your girlfriend in public, not outside. I'm a committed man right now. I can't talk about all of this. Yeah, but you don't fuck your girlfriend in public? Of course I would. Would.

Would. Would? She's not into it. I'm not. I can't. She doesn't do comedy, so it's hard to say her side of this. She's just a normal lady with a regular job. But she's cool.

But still, I mean, look, normal people with regular jobs still want to like fucking an alley. Yeah, she's cool. We have fun. We have a good time. Yeah. We have a good time. But you're in the exhibitionism. Yeah, I was super. Did you see that? It was actually like last week it was a shooting in Philly and they were like doing a helicopter. Yeah, they were

fucking in the hotel. They were fucking it. I was just like living my dream. That's like a double bubble. You did it in front of the window and on the news. Yeah, dude. That's where you be. It was about a shooting in Philadelphia. There's one room. They're scanning this giant hotel or a condo, whatever the fuck it is. the news yeah dude that's what you it was about a shooting philadelphia there's one room they're scanning this the the giant hotel or a condo whatever the fuck it is one blinds wide open bright as day the girls legs are pinned back and these dudes hammering just jackhammer the

spigot with the window open that's see that's that's a nightmare that's a nightmare you know what i mean because i like i do also i like the exhibitionist thing i i get i can get down with that yeah and but like i fucking in a hotel and like by the window i'd be like this is ridiculous and then i like i'd be like i'm not doing that but then i would be like chris nobody's gonna see oh absolutely they do it on purpose yeah so a lot of times they'll go against the glass yeah yeah just get railed on a balcony in like a resort. I mean, you'll be high up. You're not going to be like on the second floor doing that.

No, no, I know. But I guess what I'm saying is I can imagine being the guy who's like, whatever. No one's going to see it. We're going to fuck with the video. You're on the news. Zooming in on me. Yeah, yeah. You see her the next day going, I fucking told you.

Is that O'connor is that short king getting a putt off on the news but it's a that's the thing it's like a 10 second clip so it just looks like you don't know how long he was doing it yeah that could have been 40 seconds of that yes but yeah it's that just looks like he was hammering yeah it's just that's kind of legendary. You can't see his face, but fellas, that's me. Imagine checking your phone after all that going, Paul, dude,

did you see the news? It was like a hundred texts. A missed call from his mom. Yeah, that's great. It's great. By luck, I'd get caught in a role trying to change positions. You know, dressed up like a vape.

Ass up. I thought you meant role playing. I'm the vape, you smoke me. That's a great role play. She's just blowing a dude dressed as a vape imagine I'm peach ice

I'm peach ice dude there was a I got I got in the porn bloopers at one point it was just fucking hilarious McKeever told me about this one yeah I love porn bloopers there's this guy dressed he's dressed in like a robot suit i told this on a fair one you were

probably there nate uh in a in a box robot suit and he's just got a bird hole and this hot porn star who he clearly knew it's kind of what you guys would if you saw like a chick it's a celebrity to him she doesn't even touch his bird yet and that you can hear him talking to like the producer She gets on her knees and the guys like nah, I'm gonna pop I'm gonna pop And the producers like do not pop. There's no do not pop and he's like, I can't help I'm gonna pop he just sadly caught what the chick even thought his dick just throws off it's just a robot with a dick

it's just a robot with a sad cum dick and she's she's just laughing the whole time she goes I didn't touch him

was he still in character yeah was he doing robot voice he's just him and I'm like I didn't touch him I didn't touch him

it's like when a light falls on set oh he had the car yeah Yeah It's like when a light falls on set oh He had a car. Yeah, I didn't touch it how many years boys. He had to call like dude. How was it? You're not gonna see it. I killed though. Yes. They told me they're gonna air it. I'm gonna pop I'm gonna pop Just saying that way like a weary voice. I'm gonna pop. I'm gonna pop. He didn't even get into position yet.

God damn. Anyone else fit in the robot suit? No, it was custom made for him. It's just a giant black dude but it's like a box up here. The dick holds his belly button holy fucking shit no i like i like yeah porn blue any i like the when natural stuff happens i like

a lot of the behind the scenes stuff yeah someone's blowing someone behind the scenes yeah there was one there was one that i saw where it was like dudes they were doing kind of like a like a like a relay thing you know where they like were just like going they would like fuck the porn star come on and then another guy would go and fuck like and so the behind the scenes part was like these other two porn stars blowing and fucking the guys but they were like not doing normal they were like going above and beyond in the fluff and like they were having fun yeah you know so it's an orgy but they only had the camera on one guy the only there was there was like the the girl who's like the the scene was a star yeah and then these other people were just hanging out fucking and blowing wages i love that

i like i like good camaraderie on set yeah Yeah. You know? I like everyone working together. Yeah. You like to see how it's made? Yeah, yeah. Like that. I like that. Dude, imagine a fucking episode of How It's Made, but it's porn. With that guy's voiceover.

Like he's talking about billets. And now is when the producer comes in. And here's how she comes. Ooh. She cups the balls. Jesusesus christ that fucking show ruled i can watch seven hours of how it's made oh yeah straight easily easily is that like seeing how things are made i've been uh watching well it's only one episode up now i was watching it yesterday it's bugging me out uh fucking i like watching animals it was orcas versus sharks on hulu orcas orcas are they yeah they're the best fucking them up yo they're fucking them up like

they learned where their livers are they just bite out the liver and really they don't even want to it's like they're doing it for fun yeah they just give them a liver shot and just let them be just like you're done now damn oh my god just washing on shore. An orca bites me in the liver. That motherfucker's swimming home sideways. Watch your drunk orca. Oh, fuck, dude. P! P, wait up! Just throwing up on his blowhole.

Screaming into the deep. Where'd you guys go? He's just coming back to it. Blacked out in the bottom. He's blurry on his trunk. Get out of here! I just said blowhole. not fair because sharks can't talk to one another yeah they're not coordinating yeah they don't they're a lot of them there's more of them i think there's like in the area i said it was 5 000 of the sharks and

like 200 of the orcas but like you said the orc they're just the sharks are just doing their own thing and the orcas are like one's flipping them and the other one's biting the liver and shit the strength of the wolf is the pack you know what i'm saying that's how they get bears yeah they can yeah they just fuck them up it's like there's no chance sharks are morons yeah you know what i mean they're like snakes the crazy trick a snake no problem the crazy part about it doesn't seem like they're doing it for food it seems like they're just like we have a blast yeah body and sharks you ever seen tossed like sea lions and shit yeah if you could just fuck up a great white you're having a bad day yeah this is great hammerhead right why do we get off so you there's so much negative connotation like

when a human does that like goes like a like an old man goes to high school and starts beating the fuck out of 10th graders he's just trying to feel better he's like he's one at the time dude yeah no one would get in trouble like if a truly old man yeah went to a high school old nate in his suit and just started backhanding 10 years old just dropped the cane you mother starts going in on kids and they're all around him taking and he's I mean no one's getting no one's going to jail for that. That's a fair fight at that point.

He didn't eat that thing. His blood sugar was low. Just bodies everywhere he puts his Kangol back up. Meanwhile Dino Sarnucci has a broken fucking nose. Yeah that would be sick.

I gotta piss. Do they film all that? Or fuck that's got to be hard footage to get yeah they had a lot of like bodies washed up and uh like not great footage i think also it's only the first episode so you know how them documentaries that are like we'll give you the best shit i think they have the footage like better footage but yeah we'll get it later and since it's hulu and not netflix they're to trickle it out week by week instead of just one all at once. I can't deal with that. We've been watching that show, The Old Man.

Have you seen that? No. It's a show, The Old Man on Netflix. It's fucking awesome with Jeff Bridges, the guy who played the dude in Big Lebowski. Okay. And it's fucking incredible. But they're releasing one episode every week. And it's just like, I need to binge.

Yeah. I need to binge. That's how my life is scheduled around binging now. Yes. And it's like, I forget what happened. A week later, I'll turn it on and be like, oh, yeah. And they don't do a recap. No.

That was the thing. That's where they really fuck up. Because at least like HBO, like Game of Thrones, you had to wait a week but you got that recap yes shows don't do recaps anymore i don't know if that's hack or not or what but it's a real problem no i i mean i don't i don't mind if you're binging you don't need it yeah because i'm just i'll just like i'll i'll do maybe like a i like a recap of the season before if you switch seasons. It's like catch me up on what the plot is. You know what I love? The breakdown.

A breakdown video after you watch something. Like a movie or that's my shit. Watch something a little weird. Like what did I? Like the scene breakdowns that they do? Well, I'll do like I watch the movie or a show or like a season of a show and then you watch the season breakdown. And they'll do like I watch the movie or a show or like a season of a show, and then you watch the season breakdown. And they'll do like scene breakdowns,

but they'll also like little things you didn't pick up on. They'll like point out like, remember when this happened? And then that happened. Look how they connected and shit like that. Yeah. Like at the end of Ozark, that was a really good – I watched like two really good ones when I was done watching Ozark. They were – one of my favorite episodes of that was –

is it a spoiler, it's been out long enough. You watched it? I only watched the first season of Ozark. Maybe a little bit of the second season. The girl who got famous has an episode where she's going crazy. It's all about her. She's listening to Nas and they're

breaking down how the songs were relating to moments she says and she says a thing that it's like real little shit that if you're not really paying attention you get the details yeah yeah that's fucking fire season rules the last season the last season i was a little bummed out at the ending but it was still like you're always are yeah yeah especially last season of peaky blinders was the best season television i've ever seen in my life never watched that show my brother was literally just telling me about it.

Did it just end? I guess. The last season just ended. That's another one. I got to season two and then I was like... Oh my God, it's so good. You left a black pube in the fucking sink. That's probably my beard. Oh, okay. They're very unique. You assumed it was pube? Yeah.

Black hair looks like a pube. Technically it is pube yeah and they're they're unmistakable i think beards are pubes huh i guess it's not from the pubis yeah so no but it's like a butthole hair is a pube i guess it's also from the pubis i think a facial it's the same hair is what i'm saying it's no it's the same material no your hair goes like jazz down there up here it's just straight boring white guy you know no it's got no no no beard hair and pube hair is the same for me it for sure is i don't know definitely yeah yeah for you for sure it definitely well not

like my head hair but like my beard hair yeah you see a black a black hair on the sink in here it's like it's like seeing a cardinal in the tree you're like i know what that is oh nate yeah it's the cardinal of the bathroom have you ever grown your beard out not really so you don't know that it's pubes what do you mean it probably will look a lot similar if yeah if you if if you put i grew it out to like like here in my 20s like a like double that maybe yeah i grew it out it's pubes man it's fully pubes you mean as they grow they start to take on different technology than the top hair yeah well i say it like wicks away water it's pretty impressive yeah no it fucking rules what pubes yeah pubes are like fucking incredible dude you know what i've never

had a beard like in the way grow a beard grow a beard dude i i don't shine me i could take like three hours i grew a beard like uh like a lacrosse season once i like went into the season with a huge fucking beard yeah and we started playing in like january and shit so you'd be like sweating and freezing your dick off in the winter and my beard was like my face was so warm protected because the sweat just wicks away like you get like icicles at the end of it but it's just like there's no moisture on your face in the wind yeah the wind can't do fuck all yeah beard yeah well this is why we should have always you know fire fuck this up for us as humans this is where you're gonna learn a lot of

difference of monkeys and humans you said fire fuck yeah fire we started to develop better off without fire areas where we don't need skin to protect or hair to protect us it'd be nice to be completely sheathed you ever see ever see those wild... Those wild... You are completely sheathed. Pretty much. You have to fade your pubes into your... I don't have back hair. Wait, what is this? Fade your pubes?

You got a couple. I fade my pubes using sheath.com. No, that's Manscaped. We do have to talk about sheath though. You ever tried this sheath underwear do you want me to give you a couple pairs for sure it's got like a testicle pocket

and then a pecker pocket a pecker hole and a testicle pocket you can separate everything all the meat from potatoes and I'm getting used to it please talk to me when I know I'll shout to you does your girl like

seeing your dick in like in like underwear if she does she doesn't let me know about it really I don't know she's never once been like I love those boxes on you damn I like your bulge in those

boxers honestly I do I buy a pair of boxes and I keep them for way too long. Same, dude. That's why I'm liking this sheath stuff because it's new underwear. These are longer. All my underwear is like... This is perfect. They come in different sizes.

The long ones go beyond my... I wear five inch shorts. Look inside. I want to show you the pecker pocket. This is big for black guys. This is very big. No, turn the whole thing inside out so you can get a better look.

There's a pecker hole, and then there's a nutsack hole. Yeah, there's a nutsack path. So that it separates your nuggies from your hammer. I'm a tribal. Tommy says his nuts don't sit on his grundle no I got high nuts how could you have to exactly ask the questions

that need to be asked he's got long nuts you're sitting right now where are your balls on your taint on your grundle yeah I think so long nuts it's not long nuts

I've had long nuts since I was a kid like like i had old like this would be rough you're gonna have a suit with three panties you're gonna love these dude you are gonna love these maybe though like you know how you do things like hold things up and they kind of get some of their elasticity back like you're putting them yeah yeah maybe i'll maybe i'll get a little bit that's a good point that's a good point because people talk about bra no bra what affects tits you know what i mean more right because people say the bra makes tits sag because the muscles that hold the tits in place don't get a workout but i thought it was the other way too i've heard the other thing too yes that like if you just let them sag they're gonna sag yeah gravity's gonna take over nobody talks about that with balls yeah i had an x i mean if

you were holding my if i was holding my balls up from a young age did nothing for me they stay up they might stay up a little more yeah i have nice perky nuts ew dude what like like a teenage youthful perk perky nuts yeah stay up there where they should be you can't be fucking slapping around like an old fucking boxing bag it's weird it's temperature regulated yeah well I'm good I sweat out my forehead

I don't drag my nuts in the sand when it's hot your balls don't drop no that's impossible I mean more so than they are but it's still we're talking you got like a mechanic there's some lady out there like fucking liar i mean who's proud of tiny nuts i mean decent you're fucking a girl from behind you balls get to slap against her clit jesus

they really like staring at me like that and they really like it so what am I back to porn my favorite porn star was this lady Pinky I remember her saying swing them balls like a video

like that exact quote swing them balls oh my god damn what would you do if a lady said swing them balls I would say

get the fuck out here's a pair of underwear from sheath.com go to sheath.com put in uh code stuff island for 20 off your first order yeah did you read that in the bathroom you had that yeah for sure no i read it last time i remembered it dude if you don't like if you don't like it you get your money back that's the biggest part yeah that's the biggest part but you will't like it, you get your money back. That's the biggest part. Yeah. That's the biggest part. But you will like them. It's awkward getting the feel of your pecker being isolated.

That part seems like it would be weird. It also seems like it would be kind of a turnover. Like, ah. Yeah. Anytime you put them in a hole, it's usually something good. So the first second of it is confusing. You don't eat a good steak or corn, and then you get something lodging between two teeth. It never happens before.

That's what it feels like. It feels like there shouldn't be any separation of those two beings. I agree with this, yeah. And then after a while, the blood flow and circulation becomes... But you don't have to go through the front hole. Just use the ball bag. Just put it all in the ball bag. That's what I do.

I put it all in the ball bag. Stop saying that in the mic, dude. You're showing your ass He's a black guy He doesn't have enough fucking room In that nut bag He's gonna have to fucking Make a second dick hole

What you got a big soft dick? No I'm actually a grower Not a shower There you go Well show me that bird right now then They will disappoint I don't wanna do it So tuck it all into the bag

Damn they will disappoint I don't want to do it so tuck it all into the bag damn please call this episode tuck it all into the bag tuck it all into the bag alright we're gonna go to the page oh really yeah Nate you wanna talk about it just a

PITM podcast panties in the mouth podcast with me Lamar Lee Eddie Malafarina and that's it what's the name of the podcast again panties in the Mouth podcast with me LaMare Lee Andy Malifarena and that's it what's the name of the podcast again? Panties in the Mouth

Panties in the Mouth or P.I.T.M. it'll come up under either if you're looking for it YouTube and everywhere else I imagine all these like OnlyFans

and porn stars get like an email from like Nate or Andy rather and just says come to our show Panties in the Mouth we've done this before.

No, they reach out to us. Oh, nice. Yeah, the only one we really tried was Sarah J. Everyone else has been, we've been asked. Well, she had a very bad experience with Chrissy there. Yeah. Somebody dropped the M-bomb or something? Somebody dropped 40 M-bombs.

Who was it? Gino Biscotti. Yeah. Of course something Somebody dropped 40 N-bombs Who was it? Gino Bisconti He dropped 40 of them And 40? What just happened? It was like 10 The worst part though too But the rate per minute was at least 40

Yeah yeah yeah It was like a 10 second clip 25 second clip and he said it a million times It's like when you want a Johnny Carson set for laughs per minute, but he's just dropping in bars with no laughs. And we were gonna try to like get it. We were actually about to try to get a show there and we were talking about it. We were about to do a pitch.

A gas? No, not a gas. Oh, Compal. Compal. Which is already like, Black Blues is a little shaky and stuff. Well, you guys were on my show all the time. But that was different. And y'all's show was like different than everything else but anyway still like i fuck i don't dislike compound but just it's like already shaky enough to attach yourself to and then as like black dudes that we were gonna talk to him like the next day and so it's like

that looks bad on us more than anything like it's like and of course we want a job and get money regularly for doing the podcast yeah so like are you guys uh you're a gas now no we just said sometimes i see you guys hit gas for some reason you're just doing other people they let us uh yeah sometimes we do other people shows and sometimes they like they let us use the space the last time we used it we we rented it but a lot of times we can uh well the last the time before that they hooked us up got you engineer did us did us a favor i think you're better off doing your own thing do your own thing yeah i make per month what i used to make in a whole year doing compound okay you don't fucking you don't have to travel and do all that that dog shit yeah dealing with other people's bullshit

that makes you and you don't yeah you don't have to be where it's like you're attached to just your boys yeah yeah it's like that's a solid squad we don't have to be weird. It's like you're attached to just your boys. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, that's a solid squad. We weren't going to take our podcast. That was the one thing. We were going to do like something else there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, Nate, I love you. Glad to see you're doing well. Yeah. Thank y'all for having me. As soon as this camera shuts off, I'm throwing the sheath in your mouth. We're going to throw a sheath? Oh, no.