Stuff Island - Stuff Island #45 - dinosaurs and salt w/ Lemaire Lee

Episode Date: September 14, 2022

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Oh man, I'm in for a flavor explosion. My bad. Pale ale. I love a pale ale. But what does India pale ale mean? What does India mean? What is it? Yeah, depth of flavor is more potent and the alcohol content is a little higher.

Yeah, is this going to make me shit? No. No, you're fucking... It tastes like curry. Yeah, what you ate today is going to make you shit. Don't blame it on the beer. IPA is just going to make me shit my pants no maybe mcdonald's three times dude it was a bodega sandwich yeah but new york city taps no good no dude i got sick last time i hurt my guts again it's not the fun this is the best water in the country that's what they say they say in the world they say i've been googling yeah really yeah it's all hearsay new york's really good

at media manipulation true sky's fake dude everything's fake out here nothing's real except for the rats the rats are the realest thing in new york city you think so yeah the rats own this city yeah you guys wouldn't have a city if it wasn't for rats. Dude, one of my favorite pastimes is going out on a trash night and just walking the streets, seeing how big the rats are. This is a big boy. Yeah, they're huge, bro. Quarantine? Quarantine?

They had fucking... They had hard heads on them. They were working harder than any of the dudes. Yeah, they were building the city. They were working behind bars, like fucking cleaning glasses. Rats and cockroaches were running the pubs. Those tiny little paws sliding the pint down. The roaches loved Quovedor in New York.

They were like, nobody's around. We could just hang out. We've talked about this nonstop about the bathroom getting remodeled. This floor is the only floor that hasn't been uh not having tenants yeah so they couldn't put any time but downstairs there used to be this irish broad from boston obviously redundant but she she was the best she had a thick irish accent she's the one that used to hold a google translator to our wop landlord

god bless his soul yeah yeah nobody can understand him he'd come in he decided 50 60 years ago i'm not gonna learn a lot which i love dude you double down and go i'm coming to your country i ain't learning shit you figure it out if i'm gonna own this property you figure out what the fuck i'm saying so she come up she like oh my god yeah what she'd come up and she'd be like, oh my God, I don't understand what you're saying. And then he'd be like, what the shit? Whatever the fuck.

And she's holding a phone next to his dementia mind while it's spitting. And she would look at it and she goes, so you want the trash removed from the hallway? And he's like, oh. Dude, that was the coolest shit ever. Billy, Billy from War Mode fame told me he picked up a girl with Google Translate. What?

That's badass. Yeah. There was a girl who spoke Spanish at the bar, and he just went up. Sick. Yeah. Badass. Hello. Would you like to get a coffee or drink something?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What size is your bathing suit? Me llamo El C Yeah, yeah. Yeah. What size is your bathing suit? Miyamoto El Cappuccino. Yeah. The point is, downstairs was fucking mayhem.

It was a basement. Yeah. Downstairs now, it's gorgeous. Yeah. Completely remodeled. She saw the remodel when she came to visit New York.

She was furious. She lived in hell. Yeah. For like 17 years. A windowless fucking den. Yeah. And then she saw this perfect fucking

marble floor. It is nice down there. It's very nice. Dude, how big are the rats that live there now? But, no, here's my point. So since it wasn't remodeled, these fucking city rats were eating through the cement and drywall, and they would, dude, they would scary up our pipes

to get behind the stove. Damn. So they had an entry point, and until they remodeled we had to deal with with mice yeah once you close the holes off baby they're dying slow deaths behind three inch uh drywall which is nice a lot of rats screaming like yeah yeah yeah we actually did yeah you could hear rats screaming jesus christ. Jesus Christ. That haunts your nightmares? Huh? Does that haunt your nightmares?

Is that why you walk the streets? I was beating off the whole time. What was that you think? You said this the other episode. Like, did you find a thing that like, all of a sudden your clock strikes 12

and you're like, oh shit, I'm in the fucking, rats dying slowly. Dude, did you imagine? Yeah. Have you heard of minking? What?

Minking? No, it's minking. Minking? You know those animals, minks, that you're not supposed to make you heard of minking what minking no it's making you know those animals minks that you're not supposed to make first out of me there's this guy on youtube he sends minks around farms to hunt rats oh and they fucking get them really get them dude yeah it's awesome minks fuck up rats yeah like crazy dude it's like it's like a kill counter It's like an hour longer just like minks hunting down Rats were like unstoppable Dude any animal that's like 80% pizza is dumb as shit. I know. They don't know how to get out of anything. I know. They can't look over their shoulder.

I thought they would just chew until whatever the thing was was dead. They fight. I've seen a good rat fight. I got down the well of groundhogs. Yeah. There's a certain animal that hunts groundhogs. It's like a small dog. Yeah.

Oh. There's a small dog that rat terriers, they use them to hunt rats in New York. Yeah. Maybe that's it. Yeah. They bring them on, maybe that's it. Yeah They bring them on ships and shit. Yeah Yes rats all over the ships you got a dog down there To build decks and buildings. Dude, that literally was like,

I think Richard Scarry, you know, Busy World of Richard Scarry, the cartoon book. He got in trouble because he had a ship full. It was like blatantly Irish people and it was just a ship full of rats. Back when children's books could be racist as fuck. It helped you figure out the world. Yeah. Being racist.

Yeah, dude. You guys ever watch that movie, My Friend Martin or no? No. No, it's like this legendary black school vhs they show you it says my friend martin part one and it's like uh martin luther king as a kid just becoming adult martin luther king and then they kill him at the end but like they make it seem like he's in the future like he's going to he like goes to a portal or something he goes to heaven but they're like make it seem like he's in the future like his message is still like yeah i mean dude if we're being honest his message is alive and well right now in this room you got damn right yeah right

that would be sick yeah yeah i'm so happy we're talking about rats did they ever make like a martin luther king like cartoon superhero like they did with the founding fathers yeah black panther i think like i kind of think the guy john stewart from the green the green lantern he's kind of mlke yeah i never saw the green lantern no they did that guy those are all characters i didn't even i didn't even know aquaman was a real character i thought aquaman was a fake character they made for entourage just some guy they made to be gay yeah yeah it's just a gay superman in a pool yeah i thought i thought they just said that in entourage to avoid any like

licensing issues i mean not to be offensive but you'd be a good aquaman dude you got damn right backstroke i'm not buoyant though i bet you're a sea otter on your back in the ocean imagine atlanta everyone in atl Atlantis talking like you Imagine if we finally found Atlantis And it's just a bunch of guys Fucking with Buttons open on their t-shirts Like oh Looks like someone needs our help on the south side

I'm fucking underwater here You're not gonna finish your swim? What a ham and cheese sandwich Ain't giving the calories you need Try New York water It's the best Dude, sea otters, man Yeah, dude, Atlantis

They're so fucking cute New York mermaids would be the best Whores Absolute piglets They're just wearing stripper gear Just glitter all over every dude's face it comes no see i just sorry i had to cut out real quick from that but they they they coast on their backs yeah and they put their babies on their tummy oh yeah yeah they're cuddlers man clams

too and they have like favorite rocks and shit they're so a rock. There's dogs at the river. They're mean too, dude. They're all dogs. Everybody's a dog. Seahawks are mean too. You can catch them attacking people. There's so many. We got to get them hunting the rats.

Get Seahawks on land. We got to breed a sewer Seahawks. I was thinking about this outside like about lanternflies because i'm high oh i think this that's the only way to explain it but there should be some way to like you guys crisper exists so there should be some way we can like genetically modify lanternflies from being an invasive species to like a bee-like species where they move pollen around yeah

yeah they should be doing that what is the status on bees right now are bees still in trouble they're still kind of extinct I feel like that was all of that's all of us yeah the whole African bee like being non-existent the flowers are fine I took a peek I did one of these

everybody's fine that's yeah that's like one of those it's like still got flowers bees are out there i see bumbles i know i see them all the time yeah and if they're here they gotta be everywhere killing the suburbs i like the zoom twitter paris and new york i think this got away from the midwest the bees are like this place sucks strip mall and apple piece what am i gonna do i'm gonna raise kids in the I think this got away from the Midwest. The bees are like, this place sucks. Strip mold and apple bees? What am I going to do?

How am I going to raise kids in this shit hole? Dude, you're going to be in a bubble gum shrimp. Dude, I hear that. Do you ever eat any fucked up animals? Like alligator or like cockroach? No. Salamanders? No.

Oh, I eat like... Salamanders? Yeah. You can eat salamanders. I don't think you can. Talk to a nation. They eat everything. Do they? They eat salamanders? They'd lop off a toenail. No, I Talk to a nation they eat salamander lop off a toenail right now Yeah, what are they doing Dude, they're doing it right. You got to eat everything. They made people out of like materials. Yeah.

They made a synthetic human. Yeah. Like a synthetic embryo that's like currently being created. They started with like fuck dolls. And they're like, wait, we should probably use this science. Yeah. Making a liver. Yeah. Let's figure out how to be a turtle.

Yeah. Dude. Imagine half turtle turtle half people I Mean teenage men Ninja Turtles imagine if the Chinese We've got to be kind of thinking about this the other day there's totally a splinter sized rat somewhere in new york standing up with a stick yeah you never met an old jew jesus christ i'm coming hot i'm sorry slam though i'm sorry i was thinking about that the other day they're like i think there's like

i think i'd be more impressed i'm like more impressed by like an iphone i think than if they were like yeah we figured out a way for you to live forever you're more impressed with an iphone why can't we live forever why isn't that they don't want us to look at we're already come on this would be the best conspiracy of all time. They don't want us in there forever. We can do it. Yeah, you can cure cancer. They don't want us to. You got to deplete the resources.

Knock them off. That's why they put the fucking COVID out there. Do you want to hear the scariest? Monkey pox. In a petri dish, they're just like spanning out there and kill half the populace. You guys want to hear the scariest thing I heard yesterday on NPR? Yeah. It was on a radio lab and they're talking about there was this uh these people

in florida they they create an ai that they usually use to make medicine right but they had code in it where they had it not like use any of the things that would poison humans so then they like flipped it off so they can find like every combination and they found like the most deadliest combination of poisons that are like easy to yeah manufacture in the hurt yeah and nobody will be able to detect it no like just completely new poisons yeah there's no fucking dude new poisons middle-aged dude walking outside going there's way too much helium in this. Everybody's going to get fucking kicked.

So this computer has got new poisons. Dude, that would suck so fucking bad. That would, man. It would be nice. Dude, poison killing everyone? You get the 50, 60 years old. Undetectable poisons? Smoking with whatever you want.

The worst part about the NPR thing was they were like, it's so easy to get these formulas. That's what they kept saying. No, it's not. I can't get Sudafed, dude formulas i can't get sued if i do i can't get sued if i'm in arkansas i can get a barrel of this fucking this chemical dude there is stuff like that like with the bees thing it's like it's always the people are always like it's right around the corner some massive disaster is gonna have that whole there's a volcano under like the whole pacific northwest right they can just blow the yellow stone I think that might be part of it there's a hole there's like a big lake of magma but it never happens

sometimes it makes Hawaiian Islands like we. It does. Yeah, it's true. We're in a time where Pakistan has literally been changed. We're in the geographical. There's been a long time where nature hasn't changed. Yeah, Pakistan was like 60%. Pakistan was like 60%. They got three new coffee shops. You're getting high on this, man. It only took 50 missiles to get two shots.

This is the first in a while where it's been green geological change. I don't know the words. I know. He's having a great time. I know. I know. He doesn't even know he's having a great time. The explanation of the poison things was like, then they switched it off, dude.

And then it found all the poison. It was like, what? This is how I talk to myself. There's no way that was the answer. This is how I talk to myself in the shower. When no one's around. I'll just run nonsense. And this dude's like, now's the time.

I'm going to smoke weed in the backyard. Now's the time to tell these motherfuckers about volcanoes pakistan and b they're gonna hear it wait things i'm most scared of let's take another crack at this pakistan geography what's going on was is flooded oh country is flooded with big fat asses we got a fat ass influx in Pakistan yeah how are Pakistani women dude all Muslim women yeah pretty bonkers some of them are men

you know they do that I bet you if Chris did that fucking 23 in May you'd come back 23 in Pakistan you got a fucking dunk a dunk you got a thumper dude what is the big ass a horse would buck you up A horse would understand another horse

Oh dude I'd love to kick a horse I saw a bull knock this Motherfucker out the other night I get real sent from like violent videos Cause I said I like them so I get Influx of violent videos They're trying to get this bull into like a Toyota Corolla

And the bull's like nah dude but he kicked outward usually kick straight back oh he did a side kick yeah his whiskers went up he saw this cat hanging like southwest hits him directly in the jaw night night oh my best friends with your dentist you get fucking hauled in the jaw oh my god fucking yeah yeah bull hoof it's gone i don't even think they tried to fix it. They just have one of those faces. You got three cleft palates. They just like stitch.

You got a mask on all the time. That's the best part about COVID. You can just be like, ah, COVID. COVID's not a mess. Dude, there's a subreddit. Are you on Reddit? I swear to God, the only time I've ever been on Reddit is when someone sends me a Reddit video.

Yeah. Click the video. I'm out. Okay. Yeah. I try not to go. That's a whole wormhole I'm not ready for. There is a subreddit called Robbers Getting Fucked where it's like people trying to steal

from other people with guns. Yes. And then the other people are like, I got guns too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then they just like own them. Yeah, I get that on Chaotic. It's like sweet justice. yeah i mean most of the people die which is like bad i think but like it's sweet justice yeah man i'd rather that than

the fucking chemicals are putting out there i'd rather you die by a firearm in spain dude yeah yeah it kind of rules like some i saw some guy just like walked up behind some dude and cracked him in the back of the head. He fell over, got up, picked up a gun and just shot him. Yeah. And then left.

It was just kind of like... I saw it too. That's pretty sick. Yeah. He almost walked out. I know. He grabbed his bag, unzipped it,

opened the door, turned around, was like, nah. You're not going to do this to anybody else. That's the old carried by six and judged by 12 adage, dude. Wait, what?

Carry by six and judge by rather than being judged by 12, dude. Rather than be on the ground to fucking judge, dude. That's powerful, man. That's just rap talk. Rather than carry by six than judge by 12. That's gotta be a

calf tattoo or something. That'll wrap around a whole that's not even a back tattoo that's a fucking that's a belly jay that's a big message you know big that fucking fridge magnet has to be you can get all those words in that yeah dude that's definitely text on an oversized t-shirt and like a ohio rest stop that would be sick actually like having you know this corny ass canvas like yeah eat pray love or whatever the fuck but it's all like hardcore right messages like dude yeah on canvas putting like a very pretty that that would be awesome like money over bitches yeah is there a

database of those like those kind of like he who dies with the most toys still dies or whatever like i would love to see dude there's probably like a subreddit with people who like are taking serious pictures too yeah they're like like the captions yeah oh definitely yeah shut up pussy you're a plumber in Indiana. Oh, man. So much has happened since the last time we did a podcast. Yeah. We went to the US Open, which was sick.

That was sick, dude. Changed my world. Yeah. Did you see Serena? Nah. No, we saw Tiafoe. Tiafoe. Okay, okay. Rublev.

Yeah. Yeah. And then there was that Russian lady you fell in love with are you guys there when that smoke were you guys there when that 16 year old girl got smacked on a butt no oh that's crazy if you guys were there you would have stopped it though i know you guys i know you boys was she playing or was it yeah she like won her first match and then like her coach was like he like hugged her and just like overly smacked her butt He's like, oh no. Yeah, dude you boys would have stopped it if I don't know that's kind of legit. That's fine

She's 16. So what when I was fucking the kid coaches When I was Fucking a kid. No when I was a kid, I mean, coaches touch your ass all the time. Yes. Dude, you smack to go like, good job. Yeah. Football, lacrosse. Yeah.

It was a lot. It was like a video where you start watching. You're like, ah, that's okay. And then you're like, oh, still? Yeah. You kept doing it? Yeah. Oh, he was.

It was like so long. But it seemed like he was whispering in her ear giving telling her a message or something which makes it even more creepy right now that i say it out loud the best meatballs are beef veal and pork mixture it's got nothing to do with tennis i gotta man i want to see that video me too i too. I want to judge whether it's too much. No, you don't. What? That's not what you want. You don't play tug of war. Wait, was she wearing a skirt?

Was he getting under the skirt? No. It was mostly above the board, you know? You would think. When you like... JK. It's picture rules, right? Yeah.

Regardless of age and attachment, picture rules are you don't go below the belt. So if you're moving in, you stay waist high. Yeah. You stay here. If you curl around, you don't curl towards a button. Yeah. You stay towards the hip. Yeah.

You can't linger. You can't stick around. It's like crossing the street when the lights fucking red and then hanging out in the middle of the fucking street you're gonna get caught and you're gonna get smoked

and you're dead so is he done now is he did he get fired no I think is she gonna fire him no she actually stood up for him

she was like that's my coach that's my coach really touching the ass like Chechnya I think she was like this is okay here actually that's like a kiss on the cheek at Chechnya I think she's like this is okay here that's like a kiss on the cheek

there's no way there's no Chechen tennis players are there? they're not woke in Chechnya they all have AR-15 shoved up their ass I don't think women are allowed to do anything in Chechnya certainly not play tennis

the water in Chechnya is better than New York though. I bet, dude. That's just right. Crystal clear. You talking shit about New York water. Dude, it's all poison. You guys are tricking me thinking it's really good. You get one job doing nothing for 12 hours.

You got a lot of water money? No. I'm pretty sure the tap water comes from the same place. It's a hose. Did you see the Dasani thing with Coca-Cola? Coca-Cola bought Dasani. Turns out it was hose water from Michigan. It used to be able to eat clams off the New York shit Hudson.

Why can't you eat the clams anymore? Because the water's garbage. You know why the water's garbage? And why can't you drink the clams anymore because the water is garbage filth and why can't you drink the garbage water it's the most active waterway in the world with boats gas oil waste

Puerto Ricans on the fucking sidelines throwing bottles cigarettes McDonald's bottles and it's okay to drink that? No, no. No. Because we get the other-

It's filtered. Yeah, it's- It's filtered. They put it through with the sign. Yeah, yeah. It's a water treatment plant. Yeah, whatever. You got to wonder.

There's got to be- Most of the world has to have no water. Right now. Our water's not great. Dude. Our water's great. I worked for a business company in 2012, and we did a campaign for GE.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We did a campaign for GE, and the campaign was like, by the year 2025, we're going to be out of 50% of the world's drinking water. And I was like, all right, that should be something we can figure out in five years. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's 2023, and they still haven't figured it out it's like oh i guess they didn't get enough people behind it you know dude how are they not taking ocean water and just

because you gotta like for some reason they don't want to build desalination plants which is like the which is like the it would be the easiest thing. I think, you know, South Park explained it. Yeah, I think I think there's so much salt. You don't know what to do with other salt. What do you do with the salt once you take it out? You season the food. What is salt, by the way?

And Jesus Christ, what is it? And why is there so much of it? It's the whole ocean is full of salt. What is it? And why is there so much of it? The whole ocean is full of salt. Yeah. Why? It's probably what the K is. I was so good with the periodic table. I was like crushing.

Potassium. Sodium. No, potassium is, I said was first. It's only a singular letter. Yeah, it's a. what are you trying to figure potassium it's the atomic number yeah yeah it's a comic symbol dude i had it down freshman year college i was rubik's cuban fucking periodic pay rubik's cuban that would be a sick yeah damn you hit your perfect eye thank you no but i mean isn't it ridiculous that there's a lot of salt so there's that much salt

what made it it must be like it has to be like the end result of all like the comp it's like because isn't the desert salt too isn't like sand like a form of salt well it's where we get i think most of our salt is from roundup rocks lakes and deserts yeah dried up like yeah yeah you know we're running out of salt too we take ocean salt water and put it in giant you know acreage flatlands and let it dry up by the sun's energy and then shovel it up. Yeah. When did salt become pink?

When did that happen? That's Himalayan. It's due to plate tectonics going up into the... That's right, I think. Yeah. I'm surprised. Is that really?

You should know this position. No, it's... The tectonics. Dude, the tectctonics they go like this and they shovel up like this sliding under one another and the land above it creates a mountain yeah of pink salt well you get it's old ocean i think it's old ocean salt it's like old ocean salt that's like up there in the closet but why is it pink what damn i can't wait because i think i bet there's like up there in the closet. But why is it pink? What? Damn, I can't wait to get crushed in the comments. Because I bet there's like little shrimpies and stuff. Yeah, shrimpies. Shrimpies definitely make us all pink. That makes sense, dude.

I can't. I think there's a bunch of little shrimpies. They got ground up into it. Yeah, once the government kills us all for this New York water, all the rats will go up to the pinky shrimp salt. Just do a little licky and survive forever. Just rats and salt, dude. Rat bars up to the pinky shrimp salt just do a little lucky and survive rats and salt dude rat bars up in the salt lakes come on yeah there's a like fallout shelter around the

corner from here and i was like thinking that place is probably owned by rats because it's like deep underground yeah it's like a star wars bar getting fucked up on cheap martinis Rats like look what I stole I stole a diamond today Just bell beers and cheap martinis Everybody's fucking in the bathroom How often do you think rats and mice Fight

Do you think they've got like a A hierarchy They feel like they kind of occupy Separate worlds It's all size and power. Mice are more like in your house. They figure out how to get upstairs. There's no wisdom of a small mouse overcoming a rat.

The rat was just backhanding that fucking mouse. I'm like, get back in line. You're not up for the peanut butter. Get out of here. I'll let you know when the peanut butter's ready for you. Four please. Dude, rats like drag their nuts on your head and they're like, shut up.

Shut up. Dude, a rat frat? Yeah. Dude, you gotta jump at three guys in the train before you can join. Yeah, you get beat in or fucked in in the rat club. I gotta piss. I'd like to see mice.

I can imagine mice being a very Proud group You know Mice would come up with weapons Like rats would just fight with their hands Yeah It's so hacky but like Animals Just like us

You put them in the same fucking den raise them as babies they're not gonna fucking kill each other you take a lion you raise them with a goat and you feed the lion you show them love yeah you see these i follow so many animal things but like there's there are enemies that are raised in a loving environment with cats and dogs and all that shit not alligators that's a different like reptiles and shit and all that shit, not alligators. That's a different, like reptiles and shit. They don't,

they don't have the capacity to love. But like you see a loving animal. You don't think an alligator can love? Yeah. No. Why not? Cause I saw your hands. One of our,

one of our first, our first meetings was when I did a fair one with Shane and he was talking about his hands being alligator hands do you think animals ever like they enjoy the way things taste no they eat like you it's just yeah

it's like one chew swallow yeah it's like it's kind of like taking a shit or pissing

like it's just like they don't like it their stomach hurts and they're like I need to put something in there yeah you know I stuck that fucking pill

in that cheese again but it's just an elk knee bone that's the pill yeah imagine the digestive tract of a fucking algae crocodile But it's just an elk knee bone. That's the pill. Imagine the digestive tract of a fucking alligator. Crocodile.

Do they cough shit up? Do they cough shit up like cats? I've never seen them regurgitate. Nor sneeze. Do they spit up bones? No. God. Their asshole has to be scaled, too. Oh, my God.

Imagine the level of stomach acid. The breakdown, all the things they... The gators. It's a whole... Adam. Make it big, dude. Make it big. A whole fucking skull of an antelope.

Going in your belly and your belly's like... And you just go... Just the two smolutes from an alligator. Alligators. How do you get the horns horns how do you pass the horns alligators are chompers they're not like they're not like fool eaters they're chompers they'll take a big chomp out of yeah and then leave you're just breaking down the skull to get through the track you're not i guess they do they twist and rip they're not chilling cheese they're not

breaking the whole fucking thing they're just trying to get it through the gallo gallo there was a nature's metal video today of a gator like biting the ladies, not a lady. A gator was biting a zebra's face and he did the twist and like pulled all of its like face skin. Oh, man. I love when like there's like a fucking animal trainer like India. Yeah, playing games. Yeah. Yeah. And he catches and does the fucking roll. snaps off like that. Like that. That bone in a wing. Snap the twist. So there has to be a lab mice that can like talk now, you know, he thinks there's been so many generations of lab mice that they have to have like, observed different things and learn different things and like i'm sure

there's a few monkeys in tesla's too you know what i mean yeah pop it around town yeah that's why i'd be sick like if that's really what we should do with the moon you know repopulated with animals made up animals oh you know what i mean it's like look you can't be introduced in half pig half cat things here oh i see but you go to the moon and you just experiment yeah damn dude you know just have fun all the fuck ups yeah or you might find something cool well if you yeah china just found a new you're trying to gold mine for fucked up animals on the moon yeah just start a lab start a lab up there what a children's book this would be so sick getting footage and pictures and stuff they just found a new fuel like a new potential fuel like my like it's like a new um material it's a

new material called like chang site well that's because that because they got the name. What's it called? Changsai. Yeah, Changsai. Is Changsai 9 or Changsai 3? Is that on the chart? What letter is that? It's just a guy. It's just one of those hats. It's a red star. There's the rice hat?

Jesus. Changsai's how they named it Changsai that seems that's because of the name of the place that discovered it but yeah they named it Changsai so what's the material it's supposed to be like a new propellant two nitrogen two hydrogen and one nitrogen i think

that's what it is yeah yeah i don't know i just read it today i don't do anything at work how is that a new element it's a new compound that we don't have here it's like a compound that they got off the moon yeah they found it on a space rock yeah that's how we find most of our new compounds right yeah well because we we about found out everything about here. Yeah. No, we didn't. It's the deep seas, kiddo. Yeah.

Also, that's where all the aliens that we pretend aren't around. You think the aliens are... I think if the aliens were underwater... I think most of the fish in the deep sea are fucking aliens. If the aliens were underwater... Come from space rock. If they were underwater, they would have came out for sure by now, dude. They would have been like, yo, you guys are fucking up dude dude yeah footage of deep sea creatures

they're aliens fucking are you talking about the kraken dude what are you talking about look at them fucking cthulhu goblin fish and the one with the angler fish yeah no that animal has a light on his head the alienish i'm talking about the ones That they're just orbs They're all translucent orbs They have like Yeah The fucking Sheet of paper guy Yeah that one

At least looks like a fish It looks like a demon Yeah yeah But it has an anchor Over the head with a bulb Which is So ridiculous What you're talking about

Look like I'm talking about They're just like Any form Yeah And they have like Intelligence It's like one yellow light

That's a fucking alien How are you gonna say It's not an alien Yeah That's a space rock cum A piece of cum Came on a space rock And they have like intelligence. It's like one yellow light. How are you going to say it? It's not an alien. Yeah. That's a space rock cum. A piece of cum came on a space rock. They made more. Come on, man.

That's the basics. Yeah. And we're losing bees. Are we? Yeah. Come on. Not today, Obama. What's happening with the deep sea fish right now?

What is happening with them? No, they're being over-consumed by fucking... I'm not going to say it. It would be crazy, though, because we've got footage of aliens, right? The spaceships, at least. Didn't we get footage of that? I agree with you, pal. I'm not willing to concede.

What? You don't think... I'm not willing to concede. Dude don't think I'm not willing to concede What now in our top pilots are saying they saw some zip zips. Yeah Dude's f1 in the sky But if that was if that was actually aliens and they didn't just go, ah, you got us, then they suck. They're weirdos. Well, that's the conspiracy.

It's like the government is now admitting it because there's a whole nother level about they explode. Otherwise, they would have kept it quiet the way they did since Area 51. Why wouldn't they? They got evidence, but now they're like, let's tell them a little bit. Let's tell all these fucking, these idiots that are chewing on their on their knuckles yeah because we're dumb as fuck compared to what they already know the aliens yeah and the government the government's way ahead of the curve you think they're drinking water that's not from new york you know i mean they know what they're doing

dude they're not giving us enough because they know what's about to come so they're like feed them a little bit yeah what if antarctica's a big ass it's like giraffe king's giving us enough because they know what's about to come. So they're like, feed him a little bit. Yeah. What if Antarctica's a big ass monster? It's like DraftKings giving us $200 free dollars for a $5 bet. Oh, shit. Just give them a little bit. They don't know they're going to lose their whole fucking wallet. Are we supposed to say that? Yeah, we are supposed to.

I love DraftKings. I actually don't even know if DraftKings is on this one. Dude, I go to DraftKings for WWE all the time to make the pool bets. You bet WWE? Yeah, dude, because it's easy for me to predict because I'm a big WWE head. Wait, but that... What? It's like predicting...

How do you bet a soap opera? Well, it's like... It's like betting on movies. Is Tyrell going to break up with Danny again? It's kind of like... It's fantasy football. It's like how many times will this guy hit his finishing move right but it's like where you're betting that on draft kings yeah there's got to be people with inside information i don't think they'll allow it but there's probably

a lot of people crushing it like throwing the inside information and shit like secretly yeah yeah they know what's gonna happen before they do it don't they have like the whole season set no no no no there's i think the general consensus is that it's not it's not necessarily rigged any more than fifa you know what fifa fifa's rigged well how professional football soccer football football americano football oh no football rigged. Professional football? Football. Football Americano? No, football Americano. You seriously think that wrestling... You gotta give it to him, man.

They need... The guy is... He's 12 years old. Fake stuff. This dude's jumping on bomb beds in his mind right now. It's not fake, it's choreographed. Yeah, yeah. Dude, you're talking to a 2-0 undefeated professional wrestler right now.

Damn. Did you win? Dude, I won twice. Did you win last weekend? Yeah, dude. I'm fucking, yeah. Where'd you win? Did you just decide to win?

Did you just decide to win or did they tell you you were going to win before the match? Dude, it was fated for me to win. Why? You paid him 100 bucks. It was a make a wish At an Applebee's How did you get into There's a wrestling There's a federation

In Philly called Awful Wrestling Oh Jesus Christ What's it a fucking End table with a cloth over it? Yeah it's about It's about a 4x4 ring Rubber bands around you?

It's a legit operation. We run it at the Filmoka. Are you part of the organization? I think so. Is this a plug? No. Are you plugging? No.

I don't even know when the next one is, October 18th. Did you or did you not know whether you were supposed to win the match before you participated in it? He's lying to you. I played the fifth, brother. Yeah, he's lying. Of course he's crazy. Come on, brother.

What do you mean? He's got his full-time jobs and they're doing comedy at night. It was choreography. They're just like, yo, Carl, you're going to lose to LeMare. Do you have like a catchphrase? I don't have a catchphrase. He's going to hit you with a ham and cheese sandwich. You got to go down.

As a signature move? Hit him with a sandwich and then finish it on top of him? Yeah. That's nice. My signature move is the finger poke of doom. Is that your finger poke of doom? Yeah. Oh, so when you hit him in the forehead?

Yep. Take him out. And they go, ugh. They die. They fall like a marionette. Well, they die for about Three to five seconds Depending on the strength Of the opponent

Yeah That's sick dude Nobody's ever Kicked out of it yet So it's Ironically That's what European Soccer players do

They get touched At all And they fall down And they're dead For like three to five minutes They take them out On a fucking stretcher They need to clean

That shit up They of course It's fucking unbelievable They would get so many more fans If they didn't act like such bitches Yeah That Yeah They They need to clean that shit up. They, of course, they do. It's fucking unbelievable. They would get so many more fans if they didn't act like such bitches. Yeah. That, yeah. They just need to penalize

like fine dudes a shit ton of money if they're obviously faking. It's like a basketball player kicking a ball into the stands or slamming it down like technical. Yeah.

You act like a bitch on the fucking turf. Yeah. You fall down like, and then you get up and you're like, i'm ready to come back and if you see yeah no no no teed up yeah for being a fucking pussy yes and if we see in the footage after the game that you like you know your ankle got touched you're fine grabbing your

head yeah and it's fucking yeah three months yeah yeah three months you can't sleep with your wife your kids have to go to this this kid camp yeah you gotta live with the rats i like this painting dude yes i love that painting dude jesus is like no you can't i'm not gay dude i'm not with that shit i fuck with that dude they're like jesus let me kiss you a little bit he's like He's into it. He's whispering where the private bathroom is in the back. He's like, yo. He's like, Jesus, you want to come get sucked? I'm in a Lower East Village.

I'm not into that kind of stuff. That guy in the corner, though, he's certain that Jesus is going to get sucked. He's actually videotaped it. This dude, this is Burke. This is Burke in the corner going should I edit this out speaking of Burke on his fucking three week European vacation he's not rich

living the life living the fucking life living the dream don't get it twisted I don't do this a lot Venice Lebanon Lebanon

Venice France no he went France Venice Lebanon back to France. He goes, I can't upload the look at this. There's not good Wi-Fi in Lebanon. I got to wait till I get back to France. Coming back to France.

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Yeah. I got to do it. I got to do it. Yeah. I got to do it. I got to do it too. I got depressed. I'm depressed. My friend Laurie told me, she keeps calling me out on my bullshit. She's like,

so what's going on with the therapy thing? You got insurance. You now have this better help. You got a free session. Why don't you do it? And I'm like, well, fucking there's,

look, baby. Yeah. I got nothing. I got plenty of time to sit down, Why don't you do it? And I'm like, well, fucking, there's, look. Yeah. I got nothing. I got plenty of time to sit down, talk to this chick or guy. Yeah. Whomever. Today, I did a show, did a podcast for Clinton Kelly, who's the godfather of the gays.

He did What Not to Wear and The Chew and all that shit. But it's a good idea. So his show idea is he has a panelist, me or somebody else, and then he has a registered, she's a therapist. A legitimate therapist. They bring in a couple that had broken up previously that they agree upon to come in say their piece say their experience what happened during the relationship why they broke up why they think they broke up individually and then they come in collectively we then take their information

battle off ask questions as if you guys were the couple okay after knowing the information and then judge who we think is in the wrong and guilty and then if it's two to one you have a percentage where you're out of a thousand dollars i think you're 70 guilty the winner who's not guilty will get $700. You'd get 300 bucks, right? This woman and this scenario was exactly a past relationship of mine in a way. Really? It started off with a small lie. So I went hard on this dude because I learned a lesson going like, just be honest. He was a physical therapist. Oh, wait, this happened actually?

Today. Oh, okay. Two hours ago. Okay. Okay. So get into it. You want to finish this? No. I'm sorry. Get into it. therapist. Oh, wait. This happened actually? Today. Oh, okay. Two hours ago. Okay. Okay. So get into it. You want to finish this? No.

I'm sorry. Get into it. No. Oh. So the idea or the scenario was he's a massage therapist, not physical therapist. Yeah. And he told her at the very beginning of the meeting, they met at like a Christmas party or anniversary party. So whatever the fuck it was,

he was with a girl at that time. Yes. Brought a girl, met her. They exchanged numbers. He said he was in construction. This is a soft hand kid from the Bronx saying he was in control. If you look at this guy,

it's hilarious. He was afraid to say that he massages hot chicks on a daily basis because it would turn her off. Make her jealous. Make her jealous. So he lied to her. And that simple lie turned into her going, why is he getting calls at like 10 p.m. from these girls? Then she broke into his phone, unlocked like, you know, this information doesn't seem like for being construction all that shit so how long were they were dating he was going to work every 18 months he was going

to work every day 18 months with a hard hat and a lunch bag no that's why i asked him yeah i was like you you think you could i was like you could have said anything physical trainer a fucking pool boy a florist you put you pick if you saw this guy if you're a male massage guy you go you go to work in a beater and blue jeans yeah nursing pants your boner can get some more fucking stress yeah i said this on the pod i was a massage therapist and personal trainers should be registered sex offenders they're like their whole goal is to seek out hot women they're about to get a job what it's 24 hours let me stretch not all of them not all of them not people like our guy business but most of them just throw like a trainer t-shirt on go

with the fucking planet fitness you don't need years and years of certifications and shit you're just a guy looking to get late and you're playing the numbers game walking up the hot chicks bypassing the meat wag it's gone would you like me to show you how to do a squat i yeah i want to do that for a panacea patreon so wait she breaks into his phone i can't say the whole thing because i i don't i don't want to ruin step on the other they also haven't released yet. But the point is the show idea. Oh, you did a whole damn pilot. They've pre-recorded like four or five episodes. You did a whole damn TV show.

Oh, dude. That's corporate. Come on, dude. Get out of here. No, it's good. It's a great idea. It is a good idea. It's a great idea.

And the couple was great. I don't like you. He was sweet. No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Pan was was she hot well she's the lady hot well well put together yeah yeah oh boy yeah buns galore did you get her number we hit it off i know what she works at he says you know what buns she works at bar all right well that means because and all of that thank you to clay the guy who got clay clay calvin oh calvin cooley kelly yeah kelly i'm

sorry dude yeah uh he's the man yeah click kelly i think kelly's the fucking man Yeah. Clint Kelly. I think Kelly's the fucking man. Mr. Clint Kelly. Thank Clinton. Mr. Clinton. Can we talk about it on the Patreon? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I'll tell you details because that's criminal.

You brought that whole thing up. I know. I know. I know. I know. But then I realized what I was saying and they hadn't released. Yeah. Yeah.

All right. I don't know what episode they're going to release first. This is all pre-records. How do you feel about yours though? What? How do you feel about your episode released? I thought it was good. I thought it was great. I did what I could.

It's not like this. I can't just interrupt people and fly off my fucking car. There's a structure to it. There was more structure, but I got a loosey-goosey. How's she getting your phone? I got an answer to that. Go to betterhelp.com slash Stuff Island today to get 10% off your first month.

That's BetterHelp.com slash Stuff Island. You get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com slash Stuff Island. Tommy, if you want to use your free session, can I use it? I'm going to use it. it? I'm going to use it I think I'm going to film it too We should do it live What? Don't film it?

Maybe I'll just film my own session I'm not like So the therapist The clinical therapist that was on site It was her very first podcast ever Really? Yeah So I was like

Oh you're going to You're going to harbor this like this fear yeah she was wonderful she didn't do any of that yeah i don't think recording me speaking to someone at better help would inhibit my natural emotions and vulnerability i think i would be be honest i just would like that as an ad to say like this is what i've spoken about and i'd have the option to show maybe personal growth maybe or maybe a start of personal growth i don't know dude i don't know either that's what i'm talking about they're like the seats that defeats the conceit of therapy yeah yeah you're like breaking the third wall yeah yeah fourth wall yeah yeah i don't know yeah there's definitely

stuff yeah a wall's being broken yeah a wall's being fucking rats in the wall screaming rats in the wall sujeet record the rats are going fucking they're coming he's talking to your therapist they're dragging up the pipes you say you dance naked with your brother at six? What? You fucking rat? It's so funny if you would think of like big things like that you think is the problem. Yeah. That's the source of all your problems.

I dance naked with my brother at six. And then they're just like, no, that's fine. That's fine. Yeah. Tell me about your roommate, Chris. This guy. What's going on? Who's this rat that's taking human form i would i would imagine just describing me to another therapist would be like

telling a doctor there's like there's a guy bleeding out in the no his holes is gaping wounds that's an emergency you gotta call 9 call 911. He's Samurai. All right. What are we at? I don't know. We don't have a fucking editor here. A producer. A produce.

I'll check. I'll check. Sit. I got to get TTs. Where we at? What? We're at 50. Yeah, dude.

Ooh, let's go. We're cooking. Cooking with gasoline now. Petro. Ooh, let's go. We're cooking. Cooking with Yasolino. Petru. I had something to say. Oh, so you've never done therapy? I went, well, okay. My brother tried to kill himself in sixth grade,

and then we went for family therapy for like a little bit. Yeah, but I, yeah, they tried to get me on there. I ain't crazy, no. Well, you're asking for it, so you know you need bit. Yeah, but I, yeah, they tried to get me on there. I ain't crazy. No. You're asking for it so you know you need it. Yeah. Also, how old was your brother?

He's like 30 now. How old was he then? Oh. He was in sixth grade. 11, right? No, he was in sixth grade. No, he was in sixth grade. Oh, he was,

your brother was in sixth grade when he tried to kill himself? I was in eighth grade. That's fucking crazy. We were in the same school. A ring of Cheerios? Yeah. Yeah, what? He tried to jump himself? That's fucking crazy. A ring of Cheerios? He tried to jump out of like a second story building.

The old trampoline leap. Oh my god. That's not enough to kill you. He's also in sixth grade. What a fucking dumbass. You need therapy for how dumb your brother is. That was so funny dude that's the same

thing i told him too i was like dude you would just have like a broken leg to see him outside the top of a ladder yeah yeah i'm gonna fucking do it yeah outside of a two-story building look it up at it just like it might have been bigger than that it might have been bigger than that but it was like enough where you're like all right this guy's crazy he's not crazy but we need to help him what was going on with him uh he just felt like everyone was like everyone was like talking just like shit yeah is he bipolar i don't think so he's fine now yeah he's pretty he's pretty free he's his best now he's at his best yeah no he lives in philly philly he happy. He's so fucking happy right now. Good.

Maybe we all need to jump on a second floor window. He did. Nice little reset. Wait, someone grabbed him? Like the teacher and the whole class grabbed him. Oh, it was during school? Yeah, it was like during school. Oh.

He made a break for it. Yeah. It was like in class, bro. Yeah. Yeah. What happened? He got a bad test score or something? No, dude. He was talking like in class, bro. Yeah. Yeah. What happened? He got a bad test score or something? No, dude.

He was talking shit in class. He thought everybody was just talking about him. Or everyone, it was just, you probably just, he just had enough, you know? Yeah, sometimes you just have enough. That's true. Yeah. That's true. Did it, so that woke him up a little bit?

What do you mean? Just the attempt? His ACL? Yeah. I think it made him just start being like, I'm going to just do what I want. That's pretty sweet. Yeah.

He's on borrowed time. He's the best. Yeah. Do you think there's like a... I thought about this before. There's a positive to getting so dark and deep as long as you can come out of it. Yeah.

It's almost like realizing what you had or what you have currently as opposed to experiences like you don't realize how good you have it. You don't realize how good you had it. You know what I mean? Yeah. So either it's a position of family

or work or environment and then it takes years of experience to go, Oh shit, I totally neglected how great that situation was. And then when you come back around, you give more, it's more fruitful and you're more fruitful. Like it's like this, that's why relationships evolve to the point where to the point where i said something about um i i don't i don't believe in that like all men aren't like romantic like that all that bullshit every man is capable of being romantic every man is capable of giving you what you deserve yeah they just have to experience certain things until they're ready that also might be a cop-out too but like i know now what i need i know now what i want to give yeah and if it doesn't line up that i'm not i'm not giving anything and i'm more centered with myself so happiness comes with you first and then you can give someone else happiness yeah yeah is he married no he's oh uh he's recently bi and he's crushing it. Sick. Really? So maybe that's a struggle.

The other day he came over to my house and was like, ugh, I just fucked this guy for two hours. Wait, that's fucking great. For two hours? For two hours. He's like, I made him cum on his own face. What? Wait, what?

What'd you say? My brother said he fucked this guy for two hours and he made him cum on his own face. That's he made him come on your brother's face no the other no he made the guy come on his own face your brother was doing the fucking yeah for two hours yeah yeah it's good coke yeah yeah i don't think he doesn't even he's just funny i'm telling you something he's doing something he's fucking stallion bro yeah good lord that's also a move i didn't even think about making someone come on their own face dude it's a power move on your own face yeah what am i missing he made the guy come out of his

own dick onto his face oh while fucking him yes so his dick was that good he came on his own face yeah what's your brother's number that's fucking wild was it was it like a plan thing or was you just was it was it just like his dicks just started getting hard and it was pointing i don't know dude i didn't get any details i yeah i couldn't get any more details i didn't want any more details that's enough enough detail. Yeah, that's enough detail. No, that's just the beginning. How does that happen? Yeah. Yeah.

Bop that fucking speed bag in your ass for a while. It builds up. But was he like, was he was he like this missionary? There's a there's a video online of a girl making a guy come on his own face. I've seen a couple of times where like he like is like curled up kind of like that she just like jerks someone to his own face jeez that rules man yeah having that canon potential yeah like revolutionary war cannons yeah firing off the drywall yeah i could i could rope them yeah through a yawn sorry for bothering you Chris big prostate

comes and makes you tired sleepy beepy Jesus Christ imagine yawning during that riveting conversation like a robot through a face do you guys jerk off onto your bellies do you jerk off on your belly where's it gonna fall where do you jerk on your knees yeah what wait hold on

you get on your knees like a like a pre-bedtime prayer yeah Yeah. Oh, my God, dude. Wait, where? Do you have a knee pad? Do you have like one of those old gardening pads? I just sit on my... You put down? Just get my knees on my bed and just like jerk off. On your bed? Yeah.

You get on your knees? Yeah. And I put like paper towel down so I can... Yeah. Wait. Why? Just like... Why the knees? I don't know. How long do you jerk off it feels very nice two hours

sometimes sometimes sometimes it can go so what are you holding your phone just like yeah like yeah yeah on your why would it's so uncomfortable yeah why wouldn't you lay down you could like late you could like i don't know I just like Sometimes I like You Yogi Berra You sit back like a catcher No You put your ass That would

What Yogi Berra cummies Jesus Christ So you jizz onto a paper towel Do you put it kind of far away And see if you can hit it? No, dude. I don't got distance.

Neither do I, man. Just jizzle it out. You're fine. Yeah. Also, stop doing that. What? On my knees? You got a whole launch pad.

Just bump your dick. Dude, I don't like it, though. Because sometimes it gets under and I got to go like... Oh, my God. You've never had a gut, dude. It's not like... Oh, my God. You've never had a gut dude it's not like you've never had come under your gut come on to your gut yeah dude it's a real problem it's like

uh you really do you just find it later or no you go to later just turns into a gummy bear a gummy bear shout out Haribo The best gummy bears in the biz Dude I gotta do one more read Oh What do we have to do?

The VPN Oh yeah Express VPN Express VPN Do you VPN You seem like you VPN I did it for the UFC fight Yeah

You were in Fight Eye I used the VPN Oh really To get the UFC fight Are you pulling it up? No I don't have it I don't think I did it for the UFC fight. You were in Fight Eye. I used the VPN. Oh, really? To get the UFC fight. Are you pulling it up? No, I don't have it. I don't think I have it.

Of course. I just have the BetterHelp one. Maybe it was in there. Hold on. This old bitch. Dude, ExpressVPN is sick. Yeah, you guys talk. I'll figure it out.

All my favorite YouTubers love ExpressVPN.n what yeah what do you talk about what it is you use they use express vpn so like you know how like you have netflix over here but there's some things that aren't on it yeah so you use the vpn to change your country from united states to like europe or the united kingdom yeah to the uk and then the options on netflix will be like more like they have different shows on netflix brazil netflix america they have different shows they do on different no shit that fucking rule does rule yeah it's pretty sick what's your favorite netflix country brazil brazil has all the cartoon network ones oh really yeah yeah they have some fat babes on there too no i don't know probably dude it's probably a lot like a lot of uh he got uh sabato gigante on netflix brazil dude yeah i watched uh i think

i've talked about this before but i i watched the like a real world. Yeah. Brazil. No, it was like real world Acapulco or something in Mexico. And there's like, there's no pretense. It's just fucking, just fuck me. And they're naked and they fuck. Oh,

it was like, they got Mexicans like, okay. Yeah. And it's not American kids. They're not like, they're not like going through like complicated things in their lives. And it's just fuck. Yeah

Crazy we fucker we die. Yeah Like every girl that goes there is like I'm looking to get fucked in the ass and suck some dick That's why that's like they're like the interview like they're like The guys are just like yeah me answer get my dick suck One guy's like I don't have a great body But I got them bringing this speedo I'm gonna like fucking clean up down there I'm the funniest guy there is

Do you have a favorite Mexican voice type? I didn't know What do you mean? There's like the sleepy Mexican There's the excited one There's the cholo My favorite Mexican is the rose lady at the bar.

She just comes around and goes, a flower for the lady. Flower. A flower for the lady. She's one of the mountain Mexicans. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Their fit is sick.

It's like the traditional long hat and they wear this draped... It's very colorful. Their fit is so unbelievable. Their music's like horns, but like animal horns. They look amazing. But she comes by and she tries to sell flowers to you

and anyone that you're with. Yeah. Did you find the VPN thing or no? I can't find it. I can't find it. I thought I sent it to you. I bet you guys it's promo code is Stuff Island. Yeah.

Also the VPN. So that's how I got the UFC fight. Yeah. I was hoping to see Shane. Yeah. Behind Rogan like he was last time. Yeah. I didn't see his dumb face.

I think he was there. Somebody posted it in the doghouse. They caught him on film? Yeah. So he was close. Yeah. He was close. I knew he was there somebody took a pic somebody posted in the dog house they caught him on film yeah so he was close yeah he was close i knew he was oh yeah close oh yeah no but last time he was like literally behind bro yeah yeah on the panel yeah the fight how would you think about the fights the fights i didn't watch him uh but i did think uh hazmat hazmat another chechnyan uh he uh it's kind of fucked right he's fucked well no i mean it's fucked that he did that he didn't okay you don't think it's

on purpose the story they have going around it's gotta be the story they have going around is that his doctors the doctors made him stop like um cutting weight the night before. They were like, he was sickly. He was like. Yeah, that's what he did. He's too sick. That's what he said. And the UFC was saying that too, like later the night of the weight cut.

But yeah, I don't think that. So it was to an unhealthy amount. Yeah. So they slowed it down. They were like, just. Well, he was like 10 pounds overweight so he wouldn't have been able to do the fight so they switched the main event with uh well they switched his fight with him and nate ds switch opponents yeah i know but yeah also like isn't this like

there's a there's a way to navigate all this shit like they should be under the microscope as they get like a month away yeah three weeks away two weeks away yeah i think they've got within three days they're like dude you have no shot at making this way yeah yeah you're way above weight you have too much muscle mass if you cut all of the fat storage yeah you'll you're gonna be sick yeah they already know that ahead of time yeah you'd think yeah and then you then in the fight that's why i think this is like a wwe type shit yeah yeah i think they knew it's a word yeah i think they fucking knew yeah they knew they're And then in the fight That's why I think this is like a WWE type shit Yeah I think they knew I think they fucking knew

They knew they were going to switch it up That's why they made the fight happen In the back too when they had to cancel the press conference Bingo See this is shit I don't like Also that Hasmik guy Was such a motherfucker Who?

Well that guy kind of went to like touch gloves. Oh, that was fucked up. And then he just tackled him. No honor, dude. No fucking honor. And nobody talked about that. No honor? No.

He literally put his hand up like this. Yeah. Because they were cool at the start. Yeah. They were nodding at each other like, oh shit, maybe all that shit was a joke. And he put his hand up like all the way up for like a high five. And he scurried over his shoulder

like a fucking New York City rat. Dude, he was, he smothered that dude. It was unbelievable. Hell. Also very impressive. Dude, so impressive. I was watching that being like, oh fuck. Imagine someone doing that, just climbing on you for like he was he was just

he was like non-stop climbing for fucking 10 minutes use express vpn it it's amazing yeah go to express vpn i don't know no i don't think they ever sent it to us well maybe this isn't the re the bastard because yeah they just sent us the link express vpn is dope though i mean it sounds fucking sick it's super sick dude anything you can do it on your phone too yeah that's what i got it yeah and then i screened it to the telly the fucking airplay god damn it dude expressvpn. calm promo code. Yeah It's gonna be still violence all one word

You gotta get a fit sponsor time I should yeah, I should Do we do some some clothing? Yeah next summer. Dude, you got to get a fit sponsor, Tommy. I should. Yeah. I should. That'd be sick. We're going to actually do some clothing. Yeah? Next summer, yeah. You're going to make some gear? Yeah, some gym gear. And we're doing some bathing suits and such.

Some active wear. We actually have some good gear coming out, hopefully by our October 5th show in Philly. Hey. Yeah. We're having long sleeve Bert and Ernie tees. Ooh. Very limited edition.

We're doing our first run of hoodies. And this week, we're going to release our Stuff Island Tees for the public. We're going to release a small batch of homemade, handmade rather, and they sold out in minutes. Yeah. Yeah. That's awesome. Yeah, that's a big thing. You can go to acrysoconner.com to get tickets.

But we're going to be at Helium October 5th tommy and i doing a stuff island show yeah then we'll do some stand-up nks yeah yeah yeah we don't even know what's gonna be yet yeah we're just gonna have fun now we should talk about yeah we should figure it out yeah yeah we'll figure it out we'll just fuck around hands enough what we don't shake hands enough i know we should hug more too we hug we hug a lot. Compared to what these guys are doing. You're in Sicily. Fuck me and make me cum on my face. Also, Indianapolis.

I think that's October 7th and 8th. Buy tickets to that. Helium Indy. And yeah. You got any plugs? You got any wrestling October? I don't remember today. Oh, yeah. Skank Fest. Oh, yeah.

Sorry, guys. We're dealing with the fact that we don't know anything. No, they don't. Don't start with that. We don't know. we don't know what ads were supposed to be doing sorry business yeah fucking better help just got a free app we need to talk about it anyway because I think I brought it up I think I I crossed wires because of having that

conversation about the relationship it was also yeah it was also the pod it's just organic that i want to say it and it came up better help i got confused what i meant to say was instead of helping yourself and your mind and your heart what i meant shaving your balls also crossing wires pretty important cleaning up your dick it's like cleaning up your mind you know i'm seeing a therapist it's the same ways keeping your balls and your yeah i got i got furry balls right now and i gotta be honest it's making me a little depressed i agree it's making me sad it's like yeah yeah i get that way when i just when i keep my face a little too long yeah dude my facial hair.

Yeah. I'm a mess. Dude, the bathroom's finally getting to me. The bathroom, the bathroom being out is really, it's fucking me up. Yeah.

Yeah. You can't manscape. Yeah. Yeah. I can't manscape. I can't like, it just, there's something about invading someone else's like room.

That's painful. Then everything's covered in dust. Yeah. You know, it's like room that's painful then everything's covered in dust yeah you know it's like man dust you wish you could weed whack 4.0 right out of your nose yeah exactly i need ball toner stat yeah i know how are you so familiar with the copy we can just read any manscape but it is true it's it this is we've never said this i truly mean what i'm about to say okay i so this morning i shaved with the manscape razor prior to the prior to my shower to go to the gym because it's a confidence boost. Like getting a haircut.

You walk different. If my hair length... You don't have silver hair yet. You ain't got no gray hair. I got gray in the beard. You can't see it. Trust me. I got tons of gray in the beard.

The length. Once you get... Dude, I'm fucking 80-20. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have no idea. I would like to see you get a big old beard gone. I'm going to. This winter. This winter.

This winter. Once it's flush. You want a full beard? I want you to go full beard. You guys got to set a Patreon goal. Yeah, yeah. Patreon goal. Full beard.

Regardless of how confident I am with flow? What do you mean? My confidence? Regardless of what happens to my confidence if I do? I do. I do. I have a fucking... I get insecure. I'm insecure about how it's flowing.

You had a meltdown, dude. Well, you know, my oldest brother, we have the same genetic... He's shorted out. I know. We have the same genetic makeup. He's got raccoon beard. And I got the same thing

where raccoon beard he comes in here black and then fades off down the side yeah oh that's sick so if it goes longer

I think it's sick too but you gotta fight through the insecurity dude get a big beard going for the winter I'll do it at 4500 what

4500 4500 big old beard from Tommy yeah okay I like it that's. I like it. That's fair. I like it.

Yeah. I want you to shape it up. How many weeks? What? How many weeks? It's got to be, to get to like here, it's got to be a month. I think it's a three month process. Yeah.

You got to let it be a beard and you got to live with the beard for a month. Because what if you like it? It is coming to the fall and winter, so it's possible. Yeah. And it's like, it takes a month to just get the beard. Yeah, and just to get the beard out. You got to start backhanding

strange women. Shut up, bitch. You got to really get into it. You go season big, be aggressive. I think, yeah, I think some strange things

are going to happen to you with that beard. Yeah, I think you're going to start to- Pipe. I think you're going to get into like- That means smoking. I think you're going to like it. I think you're going to cross a threshold and you're gonna get into like i mean smoking i think you're gonna like it i think i think you're gonna cross a threshold and you're gonna realize it's gonna start feeding your

confidence he's gonna start wearing flannel yeah i heard about that fucking thing i texted shane immediately i was like there's a lot of peaky blinder comments and when i get a lot of comments about something very specific i I was like, King, you chirping about something? He's like, yeah, but I meant it in a complimentary way. I was like,

nah. What is it? Peaky Blinders. What the fuck? That was complimentary. Oh, dude. I'm getting raked.

No, it was. I was there for most of what they were talking about. Oh, you were on the couch too? Yeah, I got pulled out. I was taking a shower. I needed to take a shower.

Okay, now I get it. Now we're being obvious. Well, we were saying, how much you would love to be in a Peaky Blinders outfit? Are you kidding? Yeah.

Yes. Yeah. With a pocket watch. Oh, my God. Like, and the chain, the gold chain, and the hair. Tommy? Yeah. I was saying, we should do this.

And the beard. He is everything, dude. The beard, dude. Smoke. Dude, he's like, he's just doing alligator rails bang this alright alright

alright he's nuts yeah that guy's perfect he's a perfect fucking actor who is it how many Tommy

Tommy Oliphant that should be another Patreon goal it's just like Tommy Shelby get you get you Peaky Blinders full costume i can't do that that's what fucking and then and then slow motion walking through like a like a steel mill

you know what i mean the alley at helium yeah yeah or do the opposite like a fucking pumpkin we gotta get you that would be that's good old pumpkin patch. Dressed like that? With the car, the old model T? You got to get your Peaky Blinders at a Comic-Con, dude. You would crush. I would fuck with that. Dude, you would crush. Those nerd girls wouldn't know what to do. Yeah, yeah.

The problem is holding up their guts with all the old commerce. All right, let me get this out. You get 20 Manscaped. So you know. Ladiescape. You got to get 20% off and free shipping with the code StuffIsland at Manscaped.com. 20% off and free shipping with code StuffIsland. One word, StuffIsland at Manscaped.com.

It's a smooth sack fall, boys. Guys, that was improv. It says summer. You see how quickly my mind was like, whoa, whoa, whoa. That's out quickly. My mom was like Peaky blinders moonsack fall moonsack fall. Yeah, I pulled the reins You're really coming in hot that's a good Peaky Blinders I don't know how to do it again. Well, you can get there. Yeah, actually, you can get on Peaky Blinders next season. By order of the Peaky Blinders. Shave your nuts.

Shave your fucking nuts. Shave your fucking nuts. You coming in here with hairy fucking balls. You've got balls coming in here with shaved balls. Oh, no. What the fuck are you doing? It's just a candle. That's wax.

That's hot wax on a dirty floor. Jesus Christ. We don't have enough to clean up around here. You're not going to do any of this. No, no, no. Clean it. Anyway, what's your name? Do you have anything to plug? No. I'm not going to do any of this. No, no. I'm cleaning. Anyway, what's your name? Do you have anything to plug?

No. I'm good. Is it recording? It's hot wax. Hurry up. Quaggling. You're going to say more for you. Yeah.

The AC's on, dude. My nut hair's getting fucking drenched. What a a devastation this is like $20 this is I'm not going to say the name you're not sponsoring us yet god damn it hmm sounds good eucalyptus and evergreen

yeah you're a piece of shit bring two more in I got to get the next layer up join us on the page no it's not. I gotta get the next layer up. Join us on the page. No, it's not. We have to get the fucking ad readout. Join us on the page. Alright, stop it while we start. We had to put the ad in.

This is unbelievable. It's alright, dude. Why'd you get so aggressive with the throw? Because my eyes are bad. Start wearing glasses. Stop worrying about what everyone thinks about you. You look great in glasses. Go get your

rec specs. Go get your rec specs for the page, dude. Show them what you got. Show them the iron ones. Get your readers, Chris. Bring another one out. There's a whole thing here. Let me, do you have anything to plug for real?

No. All right, cool. Yeah. Panties in her mouth. That's it. I like that.