Stuff Island - Stuff Island #55 - yakkin w/ Rone

Episode Date: November 23, 2022

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I already have bandages on the edge of my heel. Yeah. Like total bandages. I'm fucking- You gotta tape them up sometimes. I'm raked. I am raked. But it looks so damn good is the problem.

Yeah. That's why I don't take them off. I'll bleed through it, dude. It's always fashion over function, bro. Yeah. What are the new ones that you picked up? I couldn't disagree more. I know.

You're a function guy? We can tell by your t-shirt. Yeah. No, dude. You dress well. This covers my body. No, you dress handsom by your t-shirt. Yeah. No, dude. You dress well. This covers my body.

No, you dress handsomely. Perfect function. Your body is sick, dude. You got a sick body. I always compliment your body. Both of you do. Publicly. Both of you do.

And I'll save it for the show if I have to. No, we're on. We're on. Rocking. Yes. Dude, both of you guys, I was going to audit you both. You're both too handsome. Yeah.

Your style is too good. Yeah. You believe in yourself too much. You believe in yourself too little. Hold on. Actually, we're not wrong. We're not wrong. That's fucked up. No, I do, though.

You know, you get to a certain age, bro. I turned 43 yesterday. Yeah. And I'm tired of living in the fucking shadows with my confidence. I know where you came from. I know where you came from. I know where you came from. I know that you were a thunderous force on the Philadelphia comedy scene fucking long before any of us had pubes on our dick.

I know that you were doing it. Because Smitty told me, dude. Smitty spoke the good word. Yeah. That's why you're here, probably. Smitty did stand up for a little bit and i started open mics at helium and the laugh house he said the first night he ever did was with you and he said that you shut it the fuck down goddamn right he like made you

emasculated everybody else in the room and made them feel less than for their comedy abilities that's why you gotta get books like this if you. If you ain't stomping on stage, you're stomping off. That's fucking right. That's not a story I like to hear. I like to hear Tommy being gracious. Humble, gracious. This is a comedy podcast. Thinking about his fellow man.

That wasn't it, though. That wasn't the story that I heard. That wasn't the story I heard at all. I have to tell you what I heard genuinely, and that wasn't it at all. No. In fact. He walked up on his first open mic and just told everyone.

In fact. The previous generation of comics in Philly were fucking cunts. Yeah. When McKeever and I came up. Yeah. They were like, the new boys in town that were funny,

they were like, mm-mm. They were fucking. Really? They were repressing us. Yeah. I won't say names, but there's a couple dudes i still

have vengeance why won't you say names why you want to protect it or because they're not doing so great right now or they're yeah one dude's not even in comedy because his his uh his wife told him he can't do it anymore oh yeah damn shout out yeah whoever who knows shout out who knows that sucks yeah well they fucking and i was i dude i'm like i'll give a locker room speech about my my love and adoration for strangers true i go in there and i go i'll fucking support you you know i'll be the guy that's gonna hug and shake hands yeah and then you you blend with personalities and certain energies and you go that's my guy that's my guy that's how mckeever and i met at the raven yeah he got off stage and i was like that dude fucking crushed yeah and then met him out front he's like yo we're going to a diner uh do you you want to come and i was like

absolutely we were in several diners what diner did you guys go to um what's the one on uh on midtown three no no um the broad street one no it's got two of them there's two of them midtown oh oh no continental no not continental but there are No, it's got two of them. There's two of them. Midtown too. Oh, no, Continental. No, not Continental. But there are two of them. There are two of them. That's high end. We're talking fucking greasy Greek shits.

A shithole. Yeah. Wait, where was it? Where was it located? Right down the street. The old one that was on Samson. It was on like 21st and Samson or 22nd and Samson. Where like the fucking Shake Shack is

or whatever on the corner? Yeah, around the corner from there. Who cares? Isn't that Midtown 2? No. I don't know. I'm an idiot. I think it's called Midtown 2 or 3 I think was the one on Samson. Maybe the geniuses in the chat can tell us

exactly how fucked up I am and how wrong I i am this detail definitely doesn't even matter no one gives a fuck what the hunter no no when you're a comedian you love your diners yeah you have to know your diners that's why i'm in a panic right now because i'm thinking i forgot a diner yeah what's your guy's diner order if you go into a diner uh menu unseen and you just had to sit down what time we talk uh normal diner time yeah i think brunchy diner oh brunchy yeah not not uh or i mean i guess the 3 a.m diner is different than the brunchy diner you're talking 3 a.m as opposed to 3 p.m yeah like 3 a.m diner i'm going two eggs over easy little hash corn

beef uh no corned beef fuck out of here I'm trying not to shit myself before I leave the booth pancakes? no I go dude I go french really?

french toast? and I ask for one slice I go pancakes and I put syrup and ketchup on everything oh not on the pancakes oh yeah

what? you put ketchup on the pancakes? and I mix it all together yeah yeah ketchup I get a bite of egg and pancake and hash dude Not on the pancake. Oh, yeah. What? You put ketchup on the pancakes? Yeah, yeah. Ketchup. I get a bite of egg and pancake and hash. Dude, why do you do that? Are you feeding a hyena underneath the table?

It's so good. That is disgusting. It's so good. It's good. You just have to compartmentalize it. When you're drunk with a little cup of diner coffee. Well, why don't you just fucking, you can order anywhere. You know what I mean?

What? You can literally eat at a fucking pet store. Why are you spending a lot of money in a nice diner you can't taste that growing up i have my brother used to separate he used to separate every single ingredient if they touched he's like i can't eat it same I can't eat it. Same. I can't eat it. But when I started getting syrup in my bacon, bro. Things change. Yeah, syrup in the bacon is nice. Let the ketchup bleed in there.

I'm telling you, I'm telling you. You're gonna be surprised. You're gonna be surprised by the ketchup syrup combo. That doesn't sound good, Chris. That just doesn't sound tasty. With the runny eggs over easy. You already got syrup. Syrup is the sugary cum that you need, right?

You can't put sugar paste. Ketchup's for people that want to hide flavors. A pancake, perfectly sweet. You don't think a ketchup hides flavors or anything? Ketchup accentuates a fry. You don't need it. Whoa. It's a palate that you have to acquire.

It's like putting cream and sugar in your coffee you don't need it if the coffee's done well and it's not in a fucking a tin it doesn't say folgers on it get yourself a pourer i don't know i think you can put coffee i think you put milk in any kind of coffee and it it'll enhance it no i put a little splash case i'm telling you right now stop putting ketchup on your fucking french toast. I got to tell you, you made me coffee the other day. It was not very good. It was bad? It was bad.

It was bad coffee. I'll do it right now live. You will? Please don't. I don't want bad coffee. Don't do this. This is exactly. It was not good.

This is a good response because it's like somebody who can't dress making fun of the way you dress. It's like, that's a compliment. Thank you so much. I don't want to be anything like that. someone if someone doesn't have a talent you know a palate rather uh you don't want to hear them going i don't like this but you're a food pro dude i know that i know that about you that you take your cooking very seriously you take your food very seriously i yeah do you do you take your food relatively seriously? He's never cooked in his life. No, no. No, I've cooked. I got blue aprons. I got blue aprons. Oh, you did a step-by-step?

Like you're putting the paper numbers. You look it up and you do it step-by-step. Now you got a skill set that enhances it. I'm not going to deny that. This is unbelievable.

What you're doing right now, you're puffing your chest. You do a blue apron? This is insane. This is insane. You go to the grocery store and buy the ingredients. That's all it is, huh?

That's what Blue Apron is. It's like you're putting a shelf up to hang things on. You read directions. You put a nail on the fucking wall. It's just Blue Apron's made for monkeys like you that don't know how to feed themselves. No, but I put my own little twist on it. Do you put ketchup on your pancakes?

Blue Apron is for you. It brings me to my first ad. My first ad. They're going to like that. They're going to love that. Blue my first ad they're gonna like that they're gonna love that blue aprons really gonna like that my dad my mom and dad got blue apron my brother got my brother's like him have you ever got my brother wishes there's a pill like george shetson pop in his mouth you get a whole meal you're full no eating he doesn't want to do that you just said right before the podcast you don't like eating i don't like eating three full square meals because i don't have three assholes i can't bother with all the dumping because you're just pouring as much food as possible into your gullet

just one big meal dude i'm kind of in i'll skip breakfast as well and i'll maybe do two meals but and i'm trying to come back in the snack and they'll all graze like a fucking, like cattle, dude. I don't, I graze too much during the daytime and that's, but I mean, you're, both of your bodies are so rocking. Dude, stop saying that. Let's get back to this. Dude, I'm about to grab a hoodie, dude. We lost it.

I know, I've been in here. Do not, do not. I've been in here where Tommy is over the stove, like shaving garlic with only a towel on and his fucking beautiful pecs out, dude. His fucking beautifully sculpted pecs, dude.

These are lovely pecs. And then fucking Chris comes out even lovelier pecs. Yes, dude. You guys have pecs. You guys have pecs. You've been on the bench press.

I know both of you guys have been declining. We're cutting all of this out. I know you're doing a long decline. I'm going to rerun it. I'm going to say new two-hour episode and I'm going to add all the positive double time.

You guys need to do an exclusive bathhouse. Shirtless content. Yes, bathhouse podcast. You guys in the towel catching a schvitz. Just catching a little sweat. I just talked about this. Well, there's a comic coming on the next episode. You stumbled upon the most divisive issue.

You're guys rocking hot bod issue. You're guys rocking hot bods. You're too handsome. Imagine if we didn't have integrity or character or respect for ourselves and we just went shirtless. Yes, if you really... Here and there. And you could, and honestly, you both could do it. And that's where the integrity comes in and I appreciate it because if I

was rocking what you guys had, I'd be shirtless all the time. Yeah. I don't get shirtless in the shower. Dude. You don't wear clothes at all times. I'm i'm disgusting you have a big white t-shirt at all times no matter how much i work out i'll have the exact same body there's nothing that i can do you're fucking lean and long though no man it looks like that but i'm layered out and fuck it i'm 34 all right layered out uh tittitties. Well, these are the years where you start to drop your testosterone. Yes. You got to keep up your energy.

I know. The gym for me saves my life. That's not just depression. You know, the body thing is not just dysmorphia. It's not just my own ego. It literally keeps me alive. What the gym does to Tommy's brain should be like studied in a lab. Yeah.

You see him beforehand. you see him after? Oh, dude, it's two different people. Yeah. It's two different people. What's he like beforehand? Beforehand, he's- Amazing. Beforehand, he's doing all right.

He's what you'd expect like a normal person's confidence to be at. After the gym, it doesn't matter- This is unbelievable. You've been so against me all show. He could have slept till 3 p.m. If he's at the gym by 3.30, by 4.30, he's Elon Musk. Let's go.

Let's go. First of all, it's a simple formula for success. He walks out of there just like, everyone's trying to fuck me. He's like, dude, he's like, shut up. He's like, I can't stand these gay guys in the gym. It's just like... Throw him a bone.

Like you've never winked at the guy running a halal cart like shut the fuck up it feels good it feels good if a gay dude checks you out there's a gay dude in our office today that uh he took he told me yesterday actually that he was like oh like ron you look sexy when i'm not wearing my glasses which was the biggest backhanded compliment i've ever gotten in my fucking life. Was he near you? Was he near you? He has to have been. Which everyone

recognizes how ugly I am fucking walking past him. It was Joey Camasa, this sassy ass gay dude. Yeah. And it sounds like a nice compliment, but when you really

cut down to the core of it, he was being mean to me. Well, he's just Italian. He's got grease on the brain. He didn't know how to, he didn't have a formula to plan. He doesn't know what to do. But it does mean that you got some swag. Yeah, he's just Italian. He's got grease on the brain. He didn't know how to... Exactly. He doesn't know. He didn't have a formula to plan. He doesn't know. But it does mean that you got some swagger.

Yeah, exactly. Until you look closely. You don't know about fucking Roan Swagger? Dude, I'm telling you, the way you're moving through the world is sexy. Exactly. Also, this is insane. I'm going to cut both of you off. The fucking swag on this dude is legit.

Yeah. This guy's a fucking... This is how... I knew you from videos coming up with your rap battles that's true that's true i did do rap battles dude your rap battle history is it literally it's i have more than 50 rap battles on camera that's crazy that's a lot that's a lot of rap that's like sex tapes for me like i get so anxious thinking i would have to do that you know what i mean like that is complete disrobing that's a guy guy going, I'm going to film a special. I haven't prepared anything.

Let's see what's up. And you have the dreams about it beforehand. I don't know if you guys have these dreams before, like a big comedy show that you have, like a big standup show, that you're unprepared for the show that you're about to do. Do you ever have these dreams of fear of not being ready for it

or anticipatory dreams going into something no well i'm not not a ton anymore i do i like i have had them but also it's like my biggest fear like starting stand-up was that it would turn into a rap battle with some audience you know what i mean that was like that was like like when you're writing your jokes you're like what if they heckled this thing? Then I'm fucked. What can I say to that? Just planning against all of it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Dude. And then obviously you get on stage and just totally seize up. Yeah. Because your brain is just. You're so worried about fighting. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're just trying to counter plan for everything that someone has. Dude, I said this before.

It's how I used to get dressed like growing up. Because my older brothers would fuck with me so hard. I'd be tying yellow converse and it's great. I'm like, Steve's going to hate these two. Immediately call me gay. I know what's coming out. So then I would just talk about, dude, you got braces. Your fucking tongue is fat.

I'd come down the steps like, let's go, dude. They'd say nothing. I'd just walk outside like an idiot. We have a fucking New York sports team. This internalized, like, fucking anger. Fucking short, quick trigger finger. Ready to fucking be like, we're gonna fucking fuck you. And then I'd just give it to some innocent kid at school.

This fat piece of shit. My whole rap battle career is, like, internalized self-loathing. And, like, my planned attacks of somebody in case they ever said something to me it's this like like defense mechanism that i've been building up the entire time yeah 100 so this probably makes you good at battling right yes that's that's the only reason i'm good at it is because i've like examined myself so much and like i'm a fucking pussy i got fucking weird knees my fucking weak ankles i have a big ass forehead like i got like eight miles exactly yeah i am white i am a fucking

bum it's i really is like i i have to get ahead of all this shit and that's kind of how i carve my niche is being like self-deprecating yeah no one have really did that in battle rap before i went in and i was like yeah i'm this like white pussy and like like what else are you gonna say about me yeah have you ever seen some dude get fucking not there's just there's there's one video i've know you've seen yeah obviously doing what you do one dude gets knocked out and his fucking hat spins like two three sixes it was like it was a cartoon it was was like Tom and Jerry went, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop. I know both of the dudes. He was like, yeah, you don't know shit. And he was like, what?

I know them. I know both the guys. Oh, you do? Yeah, yeah. Sick. Is the one guy dead? It was like a sliding doors moment for both of them. One of them has,

the dude who did the punching has a massive career and has big podcasts, has had so much success and the one who got punched like turned to like crack and like oh no skinny as fuck and like had like a tough time like oh no i think i've seen every dude that got punched in a battle rap and every white guy that said the n word in a battle rap and it's a surprising amount of white dudes who have said n word really there's like a lot of dudes who have said it and was like, in that community, you have to know that that's not gonna fly.

That's not gonna be okay. One dude said, he was like, he's like, you gotta run your material before you get out, right? Yeah, run it by somebody. Run it by your black friends. Yeah, hold on, hold on, hold on. I'm sorry, Carl. He said at this one moment,

I go to Wawa because you can't be doing it. Dude, this one guy, he said in a rap battle one time, he was like, I've got a half black son, so this won't be the first time that I sonned a N-word. And I was like, what? Oh my God. At a massive event, big ass stage, and everybody's like, what the fuck did this guy say? And I guess he thought

because he had, you know, sex with a black woman, made a child with her that that was enough to get the pass. But that's not, that doesn't give you the pass.

Yeah. I don't think you get the pass that way. I got HPV that way, but you don't fucking. They were pass. That's not the same pass. You don't get the N word pass. Was he in like a rhythm

before he hit that line? Did he just go into the tank? It was a decent rhythm. What he's asking is, did he come out of New York Sports Club with a big fucking pump on? What's he feeling? Everybody wants to fuck me. I got a one flex on. Here comes the inward.

No, I think that, I mean, there's also even gracious black dudes in the crowd that were like all right like cracker now i said it now we're all good to go or whatever but it's obviously not the same thing yeah it's not the same thing he probably shouldn't have did that but i think that that was kind of the end of the road i think it's always the end of the road when you when you say that yeah when you're in a rap battle and people rap are like helping you yeah it's just paying to the crowd it's just parents going i get it i mean i stubbed my toe on a toaster once dude a guy tried to help me out in a rap battle one time i uh i rap battled against this guy named daylight and in the last battle this dude daylight he had dressed up as a slave during the rap battle

he's a black dude he dressed up as a slave and it was like jesus christ this is heavy heavier than rap battle so the next rap battle, I was going against him. So I dressed up as Abraham Lincoln. And I'm like, I'm freeing the slaves. I was going to go up on stage. And so he jumped off stage as soon as I came out as Abraham Lincoln and left the venue. And so I'm standing there with my dick in my hand, the first battle I've ever done in Philadelphia. I brought everybody out to the show headliner of the show waiting to do

this battle for 400 of my closest friends and he left so i had nobody to go against and so this dude like jumped in he's like no just like battle against me like say whatever you're gonna say to me this guy who was like pretty revered in battle rap in philly at the time this guy named tech nine so i said my shit to him like just went through all my my verses got it all off my chest and i was like this dude tech nine's a legend until like three years later when it came out that he had like got caught with uh like 15 year old girl and fucking killed himself i was like this guy's the fucking man and then he got caught as a pedophile and fucking murdered himself. My one ally, my one friend in the battle rap community is the fucking suicidal pedophile.

We had plans, pedophile. Exactly, dude, it was me and you, dude. I thought that we were fucking building something together. We scheduled shit, man. Exactly, he was helping me out and it's like, damn, it could have been anyone else, dude. I'd like, I revered him and then he turned out to be a suicidal pedophile

that'd be great i mean nobody's all the kinds of pedophiles that's the best one he wasn't you kill yourself for the entertainment exactly yeah you don't want a guy who wants to live a million years as a pedophile he hopes to live to a fucking a pedophile in a blue zone who's like i'm gonna live to 120 i eat fish i fucking go for a walk every day he's gonna have you know the seeds of victims i need my pedophile suicidal you need to die you know the secret outside of fucking 15 year old girls two vitamin d's and a ginger shot some pour over coffee that's delicious some lemongrass you're gonna love my coffee i can't believe it was burnt but it's not burnt. He doesn't know what he's talking about. He's going to be extra careful this time,

but I think you made a quick one in the morning and it just wasn't what I expected. It's probably because you got up three days later out of your fucking den. Don't try to change the subject. I'm not changing the subject. This has got nothing to do with my sleeping habits. This is about your coffee.

The coffee was made fresh. You know what I have done? I'm not saying it wasn't made fresh this is true this is for the coffee lovers you're gonna get you're gonna get it this is for the coffee okay okay okay i'm finally learning i probably gave you the first pour of the batch and what i found out i got in the pour over i got in the temperature control i got into uh just bought a grinder where I grind. I used to go to the coffee shop and have them grind the whole bag. Wait, you had a pour over? Yeah.

So it's in like a little piece of foil and a craft. Yeah, and it drains itself. It's beautiful. You're going to fucking love it. It's a real enjoyable experience. People that don't know coffee, it's like having a fucking Bud Light and then having an IPA. Like a craft. So it's something so different, so pure.

It's sweeter. Yeah. It's more fulfilling and it's more full-bodied. And so how are you heating the coffee then? I have a fucking pour. Okay. And it has a temperature gauge. You're supposed to go right at 200 degrees

and it has a little locked-in zone that you wait for the temperature to come up. And now I have beans stored in this cropped thing cropped uh thing and i know the the amount of cuppage now okay so i've i've measured the weight i gotta fucking i gotta i got it for pasta originally but i have a little scale yeah because you want to you want to measure the grams you got a drug dealer scale Yeah, I'm sure fucking... Dude, if they watch the podcast, they know this scale's not for pasta. Some fucking red flags have been drawn. I'm going to kill myself.

Am I? I don't know. I had no idea. Dude. That would be my rap battle name. Fucking pasta scale? Dude, let's go. That's kind of tough.

So you measure the pasta to like a thousandth of a gram. But we still don't have a teaspoon i don't i gotta get a teaspoon i keep forgetting the order don't have no rush but you hit the button now i wake up hit the button it grinds the beans that are stored to a certain cuppage throw it in the top of the pour over i heat the water to a certain percentage now i figured out how there's a place around the corner um that's bougie as fuck and at first i was like wow this is sweet and light and the the aromas were so different and i'm used to like starbucks nick mullen taught me this he's like starbucks burns their their beans on purpose

yes because it's their branding and like the smell also gets out into the street with the percent it's all in your head right in your nose yeah nose. Yeah. Your olfactory, if you will. The olfactory. Yeah. Yes, dude. Now, if you really know how to... So I get medium roasts. The caffeine's higher

because the more you roast them, if it's dark roast, there's less caffeine. Lighter roast, higher caffeine, and you get more flavor. It's sweeter. It's caramelly. It depends on what...

I like it caramelly. What you get. You do like it caramelly. It's just nose. I'm just saying. I've heard rumors.ely what you get you do like a car You're fucking murdering yourself, everyone. What, first coffee? Jesus Christ. Anyway, I'll cook you a coffee. First cup. But you said you go first cup to him.

So here's what I've done wrong recently because I'm trying to figure out the measurement of the grammage. Shut up. Shut up, everybody. Shut up. Shut up. I didn't mean to. I know the amount of coffee for the craft I have.

Right? So if it's four to five cups now, I know how to adjust the beaner. The beanery. The beanery machine. Shh. Can you say beaner, dude? I feel like they said you can't say that anymore.

I got beat up in a Mexican wrap. He's a nice pedophile, though. He's a good guy. He just came out on a mule. You guys are going to love this. Dressed up as Abraham Lincoln on a mule. Oh, my God. That's what rap battles are like.

People don't know. People have this misconception that there's no mules. No one can slip off a coffee conversation into racism. Guess what, baby? I got talent. So I put too much coffee in. And if you're in a rush, as you shouldn't be, if you're doing pour over at all- It sounds like a two hour process.

It's not. It's about 15 to 20 minutes. Okay. And it's therapeutic, Joe Rogan says. And he's right so as you pour over you're not supposed to so you could take you could take the the filter off the top of the craft and enter into a cup if you're you're hard up you just want to fucking start your coffee as you do the next 15 to 20 minutes instead of the intensity of the of the being in the filtration is obviously going to be I thought you weren't supposed to flood it.

Like when you... Your initial pour is just to aerate the... The gases. Yeah. Yeah. So you give like a little tiny pour. You wait like 30 seconds. Yeah. And then after that, it doesn't matter.

How do you both know this? How do you... Where the fuck did you both hear this from? In the pandemic, I got big into pour over. I don't burn the shit out of me like this guy. This guy's never made one coffee. This is what he does on the podcast. You've never seen it seen you've never seen i got no one's ever seen i'm making i'm making three years yeah you've made me one burn egg oh please they were beautiful they were fried like to the point where like i couldn't get my fork through it see he loved it now i love

it because it's an act of service and that's my love language. That is your love language? 100%. If you got up and made me breakfast and it tastes like shit, I'd be like, this is great. I love him.

I love him so much. So you taking the 15 minutes on the coffee is you showing your love language to him. You're like, this is my act of service to you. Didn't respect it. What's your love language? I respect it the same way you respected my eggs. They were cooked

about the same, I think. I'm going to fight you over hard and knock down the table. This is a rap battle, dude. This is a rap battle for guys that don't rap. I'm going to fuck you up. You got to put on a hat so it can go I'm on crack in two months so it could go, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop. Yippee, yippee, yippee.

I'm on crack in two months. What happened to the Connie's? You just smoking my beans? Some pour over crack. Anyway, there's a simplistic process that's kind of comforting and soothing. And it's nice to settle my anxiety in the morning yeah that sounds nice or even just cooking i i want to get into it for the therapeutic measure so i can spend fucking 45

minutes out of my phone not fucking scrolling or whatever and i just don't have even the strength to get up and make a 45 minute meal that will take me 10 minutes to eat it's the same way of like uh like going to the gym takes an hour, but it's, it changes your whole disposition. Yeah. Cooking truly changes your happiness. Yeah.

Probably calms you the fuck down. And it takes years to figure out how to do it, how to like balance the flavors and all that stuff. Don't worry about that. Yeah. Just don't buy shit in a box. Like fucking, I get,

but that's me. I bought fresh beans. I ground them. I ground them i ground them fresh no no no i mean like i aerated i think i didn't drown them in water like apparently you do and i slowly use it in that's how you make the caramel flavor you guys need to do a blind taste test coffee coffee you need that coffee you need to off? You've spent that much time with the pour over. I feel like you've got to go head to head. Yeah.

Bean to bean. Dude, I'm going to bite your nose off. I'm going to have to take a week away if I win the coffee off. It'll be bad around here. It'll be bad. He's going to be going upside your head around the house. He'll be bumping me in the hallway. It'll be nuts. He's going to be going upside your head around the house. It's a domestic. He'll be bumping me in the hallway.

It'll be nuts. Yeah. You got to keep mine. You got to keep mine. You have to. Next episode of The Cooking Show. Dude, coffee.

Head to head. I like it. Head to head. Speaking of, we got an episode coming out. Look at this shit. Cheesecake. We're in the editing phase.

We took a month of straight party and travel and fun. Wait, you made a cheesecake? Yeah. It's in the editing phase. We took a month of straight party and travel and fun. Wait, you made a cheesecake? Yeah. It's in the fridge right now. I'm intimidated by any type of cake making because of the amount of precision. The butter

that goes into it. There's like 18 sticks of butter that goes into a cake. I imagine a cheesecake is just fucking bricks of Philadelphia cream cheese and fucking butter. Is that what goes into it? No. The only butter that goes into a cheesecake is just fucking bricks of Philadelphia cream cheese and fucking butter. Is that what goes into it? No. The only butter that goes into a cheesecake is for the crust.

It's graham cracker, butter. I didn't even add any sugar to that. How much butter though? How many sticks for the crust? No, it's only five tablespoons. Really? Yeah. It was like three quarters, half a stick, three quarters. It's like, yeah, it's like two thirds.

What about for like a proper cake, like a fucking layer cake? Yeah, I don't know. Because I'm not a divorced wife. You're not a British fucking angel. Indian dude from England. A closeted Indian dude who's just like taking out his gayness on a cake. If I get hit 100%, dude. I watch the Great British Bake Off, dude.

If I make a cake, I'm putting half the better aside to fuck it. That's a lot of work. And that's, you gotta be like precise. Cheesecake, I've nailed down. It took a lot of work to figure out exactly process and ingredients. The same way with the meatball. It took me

years to figure out the exact... So you made multiple cheesecakes in preparation for the one that you did in here well in the past the one I did here we filmed two days ago in like an hour but the cooling process is dramatic

straight up cheesecake or any cherries and shit on top of it I have a wild berry sauce I make dude it's fucking legit and I see how bad you want to talk shit on it. Despite my best efforts. I cannot. It actually tastes

good, unfortunately. I will not impugn the cheesecake, dude. The cheesecake is so fucking good. I'm going to film you drinking my coffee tomorrow morning. I'm going to say to the boys, public apology for how well these beans are hitting Trevor. Just like him smacking his

lips. Yeah. Two hands holding the mug. He's ass nude. He's ass nude like a bug-like dad stuck to his fucking face. A hoagie wrapper on his chest. He doesn't talk about wrapping your asshole. I really like this

coffee, Tom. I'm sorry what I said the other day. You ain't nothing but. Damn, that sounds delicious. Talk about wrapping your asshole. I really like this coffee, Tom. I'm sorry what I said the other day. Damn, that sounds delicious. That sounds fantastic. I wanted to get out earlier. I wanted to do a... My friend recommended doing a Stuffing Island podcast for Thanksgiving, but it just didn't work out.

I feel you. I do food content too, but I can't fucking cook for shit, so I just go to restaurants and eat their already good food. Yeah. And it's just a boondoggle really. It's just a chance for me to like turn my liking of good food into a job. You know what I mean?

Without having to do any work. Yeah. It's like that fucking, that wop that sits in his car and goes, cuisine. Two out of seven, I fucked your sister. Now the guy's making like $700 million.

Also a huge fan. If you ever want to do it. He would. No, he wouldn't. I see him everywhere. He definitely would. I do like the Dango. He's great. He's a wonderful thing.

It's like, I've been doing this my whole fucking life. No, but he is 100% something that you see the first time. You're like, what the fuck is this? I know. And then all of a sudden, you're just like, I kind of like this guy. I don't know what it is. He's me over it's infuriating it has to be especially infuriating for two stylish handsome funny guys like you guys seeing him like more rich more successful yeah it's like seeing a fucking a wobbly titted chick in our only fans and start making a shit

load of money you get in the mix on your show a little bit though don't you cook a little bit don't you fuck around a little bit not even a little bit not even not i think i saw you like i'll get in the kitchen with them but it's like they don't even want me like touching shit they know that i'm fucking an idiot yeah i have no like control of my body i have no sense of my body i'm like taylor swift trying to dance in my body dude it looks awkward it looks fucking uncomfortable it's not right she's got to be terrible in bed you have to I have no sense of my body. I'm like Taylor Swift trying to dance in my body. It looks awkward. It looks fucking uncomfortable. It's not right. She's got to be terrible in bed.

You have to. Oh yeah. She has to be. She's awkward. She's not a giver. Yeah, exactly. She gets upset when you're like, can you roll over? She's like, why?

For what? There's, that's gotta be the end of all of her relationships. Like guys, like the most successful men in the world have to get in there and be like, she writes her own music. She's super successful. She's really rich. rich she's pretty hot and then they're like yeah something's off something's definitely off and she definitely she cries after like the third or fourth pump immediately it's too emotionally driven with lyrics yeah a hundred percent give all of your emotion to to writing and she's just mining you you can tell i'm sure she's mining you she's lopsided she's watching your dick go in and out like writing lyrics in her head like she's definitely getting

to the bottom of it yeah yeah i think she just probably hasn't built up a skill set because every dude that's fucking her is bringing a game yes every time and they're all they got so she's just laying back they're all famous or like a kennedy at least like yeah yeah like that's the least famous one is like the youngest hottest Kennedy. Everybody has something going on. She was for a while. I think he was like young too. I think he was like

a 17 year old dude. She might be a fucking non-suicidal pedophile. The bullet isn't coming. Our least favorite guy. Taylor Swift goes down for being a pedo album after album

we need to get out in front of this we need to let the people know we're just all waiting for that one song she calls buckshot and then blows her

fucking skull off honestly one of her last songs she said like I feel like the entire world is like sexy babies on a hillside I think she's trying

to tell us something she's fucking a young Kennedy she's talking about she's yeah she's she's saying yes did she give location quiet stuff out loud dude she's it's me i'm the problem she's begging for help she's begging to be suicided please don't want to arrest me so i can leave these kids alone it'd be great if she wants to kill herself but she's such a coward she's like I guess I gotta fuck a kid. I guess I gotta

fuck another kid to write an album about it. She's just fucking admitting it on every album and we're too dumb to listen. The Swifties are just

paying $90,000 a ticket. I saw that. Was that a real post? I think the one was going for $95,000. Yeah $95,000. There was like three tickets like back to back to back

on fucking Grubhub. Unreal. Did you get a meet and greet with that or? I think it's just StubHub. I think it's just you just show up and get a pretty good seat to the concert.

I don't know. Dude, it was like section one. It wasn't even. Yeah, it's not front row even. Yeah, it wasn't a thing. It's not even guaranteed like pedophilia from her. I did look it up.

I went in the fucking seat view and I was like, this is. Really? This is 300 tops. I can't believe it. Honestly, I'm shocked at how many people still like her. Like you think that a lot of people like, like someone for a while and then age out

of it or like start liking someone else. But people are continuing to like her almost more. It seems like, well, you know what this is? Liking her has become a meme too. Yeah. I know. It's like, it's, it's a personality. Yeah. It's a personality trait. Liking her. It's like liking Trump. it's like it's it's a personality yeah it's a personality trait

liking her it's like liking trump it's like you get into it it's like wearing a mask i think i feel like i'm sorry no but it's like a binary it's like you're on this side of things like i'm a taylor swift lover yeah you're wearing a mask today in a coffee like you want attention you want you that became your personality you finally got recognized for a while now you just want to you want to ride the wave she's so she's violently white so she's going to be protected she is she's aggressively violently white yeah so the majority of the country is going to be like yeah i'm on that fucking squad right there and she's a beautiful girl but if you're if you live in a metropolitan area and you like you like different shades of peach,

there's a new Puerto Rican out. There's a new fucking Latina dropping every three months. I think she's loved in cities as well. Huh? I think she's loved in cities. I think she's universally loved. Shut up. Yeah.

I think it's everywhere all the time. Yeah, I like my coffee darker and burnt. Yeah, you do. Or at least pretending to be Latino like Ariana Grande. A white girl just like painting herself in bronzer. I could never marry a white girl. She's kind of faded away a little bit, right? Which is, I think, the natural progression. People build up and then fade away.

Yeah, yeah. It's just not happening for Taylor Swift. Imagine saying that sentence. This bitch makes like 300 million a weekend. I'm sorry. It's just not happening for her. It's not. It's not.

She'll figure it out, dude. She'll figure it out. Best of luck, dude. I'm rooting for her. I'm truly rooting for her. I have IP in my eyelashes. She'll fucking, she'll make it work she'll be all right keep trying keep plugging away taylor you'll be okay i haven't why is she

is she like good in interviews and stuff what is like what's the fascination with it's just a music beautiful lyricist she's a brilliant mind in terms of i think she writes all of her own shit too i think a lot of everybody else has like songwriting factories and even John Mayer, I think talked about this after, I think he was schnuppin' her. I think that John Mayer was in there and he was like, I dug into the camp

and I was like, someone else has to be, there has to be a man behind this writing all these. You gotta be some dude. You can't be John London with tits. And there's no man. It's like the Wizard of Oz,

like pull the curtain back. And it's Taylor Swift behind. It's like another Taylor Swift. Mr. Swift is just whipping up lyrics. Right. I think that that's why, I don't know, or that has to be part of it,

why she's doing so well. She's writing it. She has kind of the brilliant lyrics going on for herself. I don't know. I has kind of the brilliant lyrics going on for herself i don't know i guess tip of that the calf to her too but i don't know she never did it for me but i don't even i can't even go public with that information because i don't want to go to war with the swifties i don't want to go to war with the swifties either i mean why do they need to wage war you know what i mean yeah because they're 13 dude yeah imagine having internet when we were 13

years old the shit you'd be flying and popping off on i would have threw my mom i would have ghosted right at my mongoose in the fucking the side of the side of a wall i'd be like i gotta get on the internet some dude called my hat gay i'll fight anyone at 13 it is it is what an anxiety inducing life that must be yeah um this holiday season i'll be giving thanks to our friends over at Manscaped. Oh, hell yeah. Happy holidays. I need to get my

belly right. Let me see your belly, dude. I have some hair on my belly, dude. That's a nice fucking six-pack ass fucking belly like you Jim Ray's bro. Yeah, that's hair. That's hair, bro. You're fine. But that's as good as I can go, so I need to shave that. I'm That's hair, bro. Abs of steel, dude. You're fine, man.

But that's as good as I can go, so I need to shave that. I'm about to go on vacation. You get hairy in the boogie reach? It's pretty good. I'll shave down to like the pubeline, just give myself a little mustache over the dick. Whoa, whoa.

Crop preserver 4.0. Really? Crop preserver 4.0. That's crazy. So you do a little shapey. Yeah, shape down to the, you know what I mean? Your wife. Go up and go down and then just a little shapey. Yeah, shape down to the, you know what I mean? Go up and go down and then

just a little bit there to remind everyone. I always find it weird that men have the wherewithal to go, let's do a design. It's like when you see a dude with a beard and they trim along the jawline, you're like, stop doing that. You look ridiculous.

The chin strap? Oh, if it's too close to this? Or are you talking about just a thin line? No, like if you shave bare and you have a jawline, that's a guy that eats a steak at a strip joint. That's a piece of shit. You can almost smell him through the picture. 100% agree. Or he cuts the entire steak before he takes a bite of it.

Cuts the entire plate up. He gets rid of all the juices. He's getting rid of all the juice. Exactly. Insane. Not a great look. Anyway a great look anyway describe in detail i hate that guy well she just doesn't like the fucking she she doesn't want me to have chest hair and i'm like i because it's bad chest hair it doesn't look great obviously the stomach hair doesn't look great but i just don't want i'm not trying to bald up my dick dude i'm not trying to have be a shiny bald on my penis area it's weird on my pubic mound so i just leave some pubes there but i don't want hairy balls so yeah if

you're over 25 and you're in your bear shaving your nuts and your region it's that's strange as far are you done it yeah yeah of course how reached like i said uh i bald my nuts and bald my nuts a couple weeks ago to the but what about the the top top the top the top I used to I used to knock out the top but because I was like look I just want as long a period of time before I have to do this again right yeah but then i realized that it's a personality thing no like oh you're lazy as fuck it's not gonna work no but then i realized you're 45 and bald you're not doing the lawn you're not doing the laundry you're not doing your hair it does it

does a little bit of hair helps mitigate the smell, too. Dude, if you start shaving your fucking hair, that'd be so sick. My head? Bald. Dude, I look- No, you got your coiffes too nice. Dude, I look like a problem with a shaved head, dude. I look not good.

You might be. Actually, you might be handsome with this. No, it's spooky. Yeah? It's spooky. It's like, yeah. Bro, my shit is lumpy, dude. My shit looks like some melting ice for sure.

Remember, what's his face on Duke that had the cavernous lines? Oh, yes. I know who the fuck you're talking about. Who is it? Oh, Shane Battier. Shane Battier. Yes, dude.

That fucking weird scalp. What is that? A wrinkly ass scalp? I don't know. I don't know. I think it's the babes. People don't know this, but babies can be birthed out of assholes. don't know. I think it's the babes. People don't know this,

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We both got into smoking cigarettes Yeah We were chief in cigarettes He bit me in the neck Uh, well, we, we were, we both got in, we both got into smoking cigarettes. Yeah. Yeah. He got me. We were chief in cigarettes. He bit me in the neck during quarantine. Oh, he put the hook in you? Yeah.

I fucking, I dropped my head. I dropped my guard. He bit my neck. I was like, let's get heaters out back. Big tobacco plant right here. He's spreading the word. We spent a lot of time in quarantine getting wasted, playing VR, smoking cigarettes. Oh, I'm sorry, heaven.

It does sound fun. It was amazing. Not inside, though. Were you indoors while you were doing it? No. We'd step out back. Jesus Christ. We'd step out back.

I don't know how bad it got. We'd debrief. We'd debrief outside. We'd come here and make the couch smell organic. It would still probably had the still smell in here if you were smoking inside. Yeah, a little bit. Also, this is the last

episode with this couch that I fucked up and I bought during quarantine because I didn't have money ever. I looked at the price on this on All Modern and I was like, fucking $1,600 for a couch. That's a nice couch. It's got to be leather. The weather got to it

quick. It started chipping real quick. The weather? The weather. Yeah, the difference in weather. You've never been on these coves before? You're inside. You're inside. Moisture. The fucking door you can only pull every other week. It swells.

It swells. No, I know. I do know what you're talking about. That kind of shit. Yeah, in the summertime, you've got to fucking slam it shut. No, in the summertime, it's perfect. Yeah. In the wintertime, it's been very confusing for me.

Yeah, the door is very confusing. It is. We got a Taylor Swift door. It's all very confusing. It's not comfortable in its own body. It shouldn't happen. Everything's contracting. It should have more space. Let's go.

So you guys crack the fuck out of this couch. You're about to get a new one. Tomorrow. What are you gonna do With this one Just throw it on the On the street out here Yeah probably

We got a guest bedroom Now that It's not really utilized We gotta clean it up Put all our Production equipment in there You know We got a big space here

Yeah For a Queens apartment We got a private backyard It's beautiful Yeah I fuck with this area Thanks bro I like this apartment too.

Where do you live? Like Brooklyn, like Vinegar Hill, like Dumbo area. Oh, okay. With all the whites. Yeah, that's nice, dude. Exclusively whites. Damn. With the comfortable white women.

That's nice. You don't know how to pour over coffee. Dude, there's a coffee. You got that money. You ain't pouring over shit. You ain't doing nothing. No, every block, dude, there's a coffee shop that pops up every two days over there. It's my duty to stimulate the local economy by buying $7 cups.

The tiniest coffee ever for like- It's not that cheap here, dude. Really? No, it's not. It's crazy. It's $5 for a pour over here. Or not pour over just a drip drip yeah and all you get you get a full large yeah well we changed our location yeah but they've been

keeping up they went up they bumped up too they didn't think i noticed six they went up yeah is this area gonna stay like this or is it not it's gonna bop around is it really there's a fucking on this corner there's a huge construction hole for like five six yeah it's a huge apartment complex and all the white guys around here are carrying fucking the new yorker totes they're you know horned rimmed glasses yeah i feel like they're just not men you know what i mean i know they're coming in yeah i've been i've been peeping i've been peeping they're around they'reeping. They're around. They're infiltrating out here. But that's on us. Dude, but the problem where I live is like they're building new buildings, like knocking down like empty warehouse lots,

and people are like fucking spray painting like die gentrifiers on there. They did it. Like, dude, you're fucking all white people already. Like you guys moved here two years ago. You can't be on the die gentrifier train. You're the gentrifiers. You are them. Like, I am the gentrifier, and I've come to grips with it.

I'm not about to be like, you fucking imperialist scum. Like, you fucking colonizers. Like, get off our land. Like, I'm indigenous to fucking Dumbo. Indigenous Dumbo. This is our land. You've polluted our land. Well, you've got to have something to get pissed off about. I don't know. What are they have to you gotta have something

to get pissed off about I don't know what are they what are they doing they literally have nothing else it's like why not your neighborhood's getting better

what no they're not spray painting dye gentrified they don't know how to that's how they talk they can't talk they are at least

indigenous spray paint can that's how they express themselves exactly you know what they did to a Puerto Rican girl that's literally the birthday card They are at least indigenous. Spray paint, yeah. That's how they express themselves. Exactly. Remember the day of the Puerto Rican girl? That's literally the birthday card. She only gets out high because it takes her the whole car. And then they smash your face into the cake and they have a day.

That's how you get married. Who is still spray painting? Because I see spray paint still happening, but I feel like that's an 80s, 90s-ass thing. That's young kids getting all excited after Taylor Swift's got this. Getting all hopped up. 13-year-old. Yeah, let's ruin a a train trying to express their pedophilia in different ways yeah graffiti really got killed yeah i feel like it used to be massive yeah like the like the trains in philly like you go through like fucking 30 like the whole road up there's like or the train tracks are all

yeah covered with graffiti also like the legends of graffiti. You see their artwork. Like the Michelangelos of fucking graffiti. You're like, this is the best it is. This is a guy that can match the fucking Stussy logo. It's like, what are we doing? What are we doing? I'd rather finger paint on the side of a fucking McDonald's than fucking spray paint.

Yeah, no, I think some of this stuff is pretty cool. What? I think it's cool. You think graffiti's cool? I do think graffiti's cool. I like it. Are you a low-key graffiti artist or just an admirer? No, no, no.

I just like, I liked it. I liked it. One time this guy came and talked to our school. I can't tell if this is a thing. This is no joke. The one time a guy came and talked to our school. You're so consistently in the wrong. And I'm grateful for your mind.

I'm grateful for how fucked up you are. Otherwise, this wouldn't be a thing. Not shitty graffiti, but the good stuff with a lot of colors and shit. Here's what we're going to do. Our next merch. Yeah. We're already making a couple things. They're coming out.

You need to get a graffiti. We'll do a graffiti tee. Like an airbrush? funeral tea yes like a funeral tea we're gonna do a we're gonna do a graffiti day for you and it just says i like graffiti dash chris o'connor this guy this guy came to my school once and made it seem so cool he was like he gave this like long talk okay everybody yeah yeah there's no joke like our entire class was like an assembly it's like 700 people in an assembly about graffiti and this guy was like he was like hold on this is also in greenwich connect it's probably the first puerto rican you've ever seen no it was a white guy was it yes oh this is a white guy this is terrible and he was like he was gentrified, he's a white guy. Was he? Yes. Oh, this is terrible. He's a white guy. This is terrible.

He's a gentrified. Yeah, he's a gentrified. This is the problem. This is a white guy's handiwork. If you don't pick up a can of graffiti, it's a white dude. You're an institute. Fuck him up.

Hear him out. Hear him out. Fuck him up, dude. He was like, he gave an angry speech about it. He's like, you think graffiti is some kind of joke you think it's just about art let me tell you something a lot of my friends have died in the

graffiti game jumping on the wrong train no i know just like people warring over tags and stuff really they die over it no No. That's graffiti. That's gang graffiti, dude. He's like, you don't want to get involved in this. We're talking about artists. They're like 40 year old white dudes in fallout boy hats running from the cops and shit like that. They're too old to be fucking running from the cops.

This is the studio. Girl. Fucking doing some graffiti. That shit, dude. You're too old for it. Yeah, dude. That's a young man's game. You gotta be 18 doing graffiti yeah

riding the tops of trains there's a guy in Philly that does graffiti though that's named Roan and his tag is just Roan and people will be like dude is this you yeah

and I'll be like I don't know it's great dude I would steal his valor because he's not coming out saying it was him so I might as well get a little bit of valor

fucking Banksy dude I went to Greece one time and he had spray painted like a bench a random bench in Grease, dude. It just said Roan as I fucking rolled up in Grease. This guy's getting around. Dope, yeah.

That's pretty sick. A more successful, prolific, and humble Roan. Yeah. It's infuriating. Yeah, dude. It pisses me off. He's probably hairless. Doesn't have to worry about the man's K4.0.

Yeah, his pubes are probably perfect, dude. Just as perfectly fucking. And they grow nice. 100%. Grow naturally nice. It's a perfect mustache. The rectum naturally nice. It's a perfect mustache. The record is thick. It's a brajo.

Yeah, exactly. Dude, I got to ask, what's this Liv golf shirt about? Is it supporting the Saudis? Dude, they just beat Argentina. I know, I saw that. That's what I mean. They claimed it's a national holiday now.

Really? They named the day it had national holiday. Really? Yeah. Did you see any of the videos of them? I want to watch some of the game. Were there some suspect calls in the game?

I didn't get to watch it. I didn't see it. Or it was on before I was up. But did you see any of the videos of how they watch? They don't have furniture. I think Saudi bros don't have furniture except for maybe like a little tuffet. Right. On their Miss Muffet vibe.

I think it's because they treat their women like dogs so they can run around. There's less. It has to be. to bump into they have more room to abuse the women yeah what is that why don't they upgrade the chairs they don't have chairs chopsticks why do they treat the women what's that all about what's the domestic abuse about what's all these violations about? Your multiple wives sleep together in a pullout. We respect and we support the Saudi bros. And if they want to throw some money, you know what I mean?

I'll throw my values out the window for that live golf money. I mean, yeah. That's got to be some type of elaborate money laundering scheme. The live thing? You think it's going to happen? I think it's going to be some type of elaborate money laundering scheme the live thing do you think it's going to happen what do you think it's all I think it's going to phase out like I don't know

this is like the XFL for golf I guess but the money seems legit like the XFL wasn't like stealing NFL players like I think that

true they're like stealing legitimate golfers and they were giving like 20 million dollar deals 200 million dollars yeah a ton of fucking money

like just to get the head stars those guys no just even some of the regular guys were giving like $20 million deals, $200 million deals. Yeah, a ton of fucking money. Just to get the head stars. No, just even some of the regular guys were getting like $15 million just to play. And then it was another $50 million if your team won, like the tournament or whatever. I think that they were doing it so they would trick people into being like, the Saudis are cool as fuck. Like forgetting like all the whatever suspect shit that they're doing also if you're a billionaire that's like you know like i tipped the coffee guy five bucks today

that's a big fucking deal my income yeah that's me giving 200 million to fucking yeah to phil mickelson yeah exactly we used to call him bitch tits in high school i've seen his weird fucking he had asian nips too dude but you know what's crazy you wouldn't he does him bitch tits in high school. I've seen his weird fucking... He had Asian nips, too. Dude, but you know what's crazy? You wouldn't... He does have bitch tits, but you wouldn't expect... Not anymore. Yeah, but he also can kick really high. He has, like, surprisingly loose hamstrings.

Yeah. I think he could kick higher than our heads. Really? Like, I've seen him high kick before, and it doesn't make any sense. Who is that? Phil Mickelson. Oh, Phil Mickelson. Yeah.

That rules, dude. Yeah. Well, that's... Tiger Woods changed all these fatties. Everyone was... they were built like bowlers and porn stars in the 80s

they're just like smoking Tiger Woods comes in starts doing fucking flies Phil Mickelson still looks like a mess no he does not Phil Mickelson

has turned it around saw him at the live tournament did you go to one yeah yeah where are they so they're not at first I thought

they were in Saudi Arabia but obviously there was one like outside of Chicago yeah and we went to it it was fun nobody watches this shit

though right like they have like a thousand people watching the shit online I have no idea saw a bunch of Saudis on their ass because they got no

calculus I'm just all the Saudis in one open fucking well cross legged cross applesauce like a game of duck duck goose

the media the media is controlling the live golf tournament. They got to be. The access. Because I haven't heard anyone talk about it. That rules. The media is on their ass.

They should do this for bowling. They need to fucking pick up bowling. I know. No one gives a fuck about bowling anymore. Are you nice at bowling? What? You give me the vibe of someone who'd be nice at it. I get by in any sport, but bowling, no.

My boy, Cooch, got drafted by the Red Sox. And then after that, he needed something to latch on to athletically. And he just bought a pair of shoes, bought a ball, and learned how to bowl to the point where he was spinning. He was fucking nice. Really? Oh, there's clearly a thing here. You want to be proper about it.

The dude. I don't consider bowling like a sport. I think anyone can do it. It's a glorified hobby. But at the same time, though, it takes a lot to get good at it. The only time I'm ever bowling is with four friends, and we're going to drink a bunch of beers while we're doing it. I'm not putting the time in alone at the alley.

I'm always a little surprised that they aren't just getting like bowling games at 300 like all the time. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's only 10 tries. Yeah. You just have to do it 10 times.

Yeah. Yeah. And it's like, it's not like the course changes. There's no wind. Right. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's like, just throw it.

Just throw it. Yeah. Yeah. Throw it the same way every time. Bowling's easy as fuck. You know what I mean? These guys suck. It's only happened like 10 times in history. Bowling is easy. Bowling's easy as fuck. These guys suck. It's only happened like 10 times in history.

Bowling's not a sport. How? How though? It's like. Yeah, they should be doing it all the time. It doesn't make any fucking sense. It's just straight. There's not like weird courses.

You're right. You want to get fired up. Do you watch these fat Brits toss darts, dude? Yeah. Those guys. Owen went to darts, dude. Owen knows. Yeah, he was in the building for darts.

You went to what? Darts at MSG. You went to the world championship at MSG? Dude, yes. He went with like 50 dudes. They got rowdy. It was fucking dope. Dude, the crowds.

The crowds get nuts, right? I think it might be the sport of the future. What are the teams? People. Just like Halloween. It's full halloween costumes people go crazy for darts i had no idea either but it's like the same people that are i think the same guy eddie hearn the boxing guy is also like that he's like this massive promoter like canelo's main promoter also promotes all the the darts in the world And he's like trying to make it the next big thing. He's like trying to make,

and I think it works, dude. I think people fucking love darts. I don't know. I think darts suffers from the, there's no flair. You've been playing darts every other night. I know.

I love playing darts, but I'm saying it doesn't have the same type of like, yeah, but the fucking Brits do it right. The English or whatever, but everyone throws just in such a, you know what I mean? Like if you're watching football,

you're watching basketball or hockey or something like that. Yeah, it's not a sport. The way people are moving on the field is there's like a charisma to even that. You know what I mean?

I think there's the charisma for darts is being fat as fuck, having fat ass forearms and being able to hold a full pint still. Off hand pint. No spills or anything.

With the fattest forearm you've ever seen in your life. My boys introduced me to this game. My New York crew. I go to the fucking Jacob Reese Beach. And they played a game called OBJ, essentially. Okay. And you have to hold a full solo of beer and you get in a giant circle about,

I'd say like 25 yards and you can pick anyone and your your objective is to throw so that you catch a perfect beyond the reach you know grab and every time you miss that's spilling your beer it's called they called it odell so every time you miss like horse you get a letter and then once you you're out you're out you're on the beach game yeah it's a beach game that's just toss a ball hold a fucking full beer and you gotta be one arm odell it you can get if they underthrow it here or here but these dudes are supreme athletes all like collegiate players it's a canned beer too so you got a little wiggle room no it's not what it's a solo you were oh you're wearing it really yeah i feel like we played with cans the one time maybe we did yeah the one time we did it but yeah we and so i do

lose points if it spills or if you just point to drop the ball out the ball yeah got it but so you can spill a little bit but if you have an exceptional catch you can win outright game's over and it has to be like leaving your feet odell style you gotta fully you gotta fucking highlight real when you get out you get one toss and you can pick your buddy to throw it, right? So one dude has a perfect aim. He knows where to throw it. And they'll be like fucking, I want

fucking Andy to toss this ball because I'm out. I got my last letter. You get one redemption shot to get back in for one more letter. You're licking your lips. That is like the best you can feel is when you make a sweet catch like at the beach

or something like that. It's on my Instagram. Is it? I was so hard up. Yeah. I gotta fuck. I'll show you after. You got to. It's on my Instagram. It got me back in the game. And I was so, I'm like, this is the greatest game I've ever played in my life. It sounds amazing. And it takes like two beers. I remember good catches and just like a catch that i had in high school like just like just

playing a catch and i like caught a ball well and i was like that was fucking awesome you know i'm a bad athlete so you gotta have take a little victory i had a catch i was i played ultimate frisbee with clay the last year i was in philly before the pandemic and i had a catch clay bombed one and I sprinted. It was over my left shoulder, went over to my right. I like switched, dove, caught it right in the corner of the end zone. It was like the other team celebrated. Yeah.

Dude, it was one of the greatest moments of my life. And you'll think about it on your deathbed. 100%. Honestly, being here last year of life, being like, that was so sweet. 100% too. Being alive was so awesome. I used to be a stud. I was a fucking beast that one summer.

Last year in Philly. Dude. That's so sick. Anyway, I got to piss. Were you sticking around for the page? Fuck yeah. You got anything to plug? Listen to Son of a Boy Dad.

Definitely listen to our podcast, Son of a Boy Dad. We got to get a little sash on. Yeah, dude. It would be incredible. He would love to come through. Yeah. He's a big dumb idiot, but you'll love him. Sweet boy.

Yeah, he's very sweet. I got one of those too. Yeah, he's a little bambi, you know. How about me? Good shit. All right, nice.