Stuff Island - Stuff Island- Episode 79 w/ Corinne Fisher

Episode Date: May 3, 2023

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there's like a little mini art exhibit in the corner yeah well this that wow that that's an easel i also never used because i wanted to get back into painting and drawing oh so uh my ex girlfriend bought me an easel yeah and then you left it up for your new girlfriend yes so she can see it and then put either throw it out. Classy move. It's not a fucking pair of underwear. You got to be a real jealous bitch to throw out my easel because some woman bought it for me. I know, but it just felt like you on purpose told me that.

You could have just have an easel and not just be like, I have an easel. Yeah, it's a story I want to tell, I guess. I don't need to know the origin story. True, but my origin story doesn't mean you can have your own opinions right because i was like oh that hurt my feelings dude i've dated women that why would you be ashamed if you went out and got that for yourself no like i can't like if yeah if maybe yeah it would hurt i just keep blaming everything yeah here's a book I never read because my ex-girlfriend

gave it to me just all my all my shambles are her fault she made me puke last night because I drank 30 beers damn wait so I have

are any of these you these are no no no no no I have one painting that my brother has at his house that's your

our career is one painting that's it it's a house. That's your, our career is one painting? That's it. It's a good painting. It's a great painting, yeah. You would stop while you're ahead, right? Yeah. Dude, I, yeah. One and done.

I stopped. It's a perfect, like, lightning bolt into a tree or something. No, no, it's the remnants of a fire. Well, it now represents me and my other brother, which is like. Jesus. Okay, wow. Yeah, who's dead in my life. So there's like. Oh, I thought really dead. No, which is like. Jesus. Okay. Wow. Yeah. Who's dead in my life.

So there's like. Oh, I thought really dead. No. Well. Dead to you. Working on it. Let me see if I can find it. Anyway, I told the boys why we had to push the podcast.

And for some reason I was like, she's taking her mom to the hospital so she has to leave early we're going to see Sweeney Todd it's not that serious yeah yeah yeah she'll be seeing a Broadway show anytime I think someone's taking their mom somewhere it's always the hospital

I ran into him on the street and he was like what time are we starting like 4.30 and I was like yeah yeah because I think she's got to go to a Broadway show and he was like, what time we start? Like 430. And I was like, yeah, yeah. Because I think she's got to go to a Broadway show. And he was like, I thought she's going to the hospital. And then we were both sitting on the corner like, did I hear Broadway show? And then I just thought hospital. What the fuck is wrong with you?

It's really dramatic. I mean, I'd rather go to the hospital than see Sweeney Todd on Broadway, to be honest with you. I heard Sweeney Todd's good. I talk shit. Sweeney Todd's good, yeah. I talk shit. I heard Sweeney Todd's good. I talk shit. Sweeney Todd's good, yeah. I talk shit. I saw one Broadway show. Which one?

Maybe Guess. Maybe. What did they do? With my personality. I know. I was like, what Italian movie? Jersey Boys.

Is that it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw the Jersey Boys. Well, they did make Rocky into a musical, too, so it could have been that. He's always like, I fucking hate musicals,

except Jersey Boys. No, Jersey Boys is actually really good. Yeah, another ex-girlfriend got me tickets. That's why I wanted to hate it. I was kicking and screaming, and then I fucking loved it. Yeah. I was blown away by the performance and the talent.

You were blown away by the performance. Okay, okay, wow, wow, wow. This is very embarrassing, I know, but... It's really not the fact, like you're literally an artist and you're embarrassed we've now come across two circumstances where you're embarrassed of art you're embarrassed where you got your easel seemingly and then that you liked a broadway show that is meant for i mean like Goombah This was in 2003 Before I knew I was an artist Before you knew

Yeah It was before I did Legs at the gym I was just like Beefcake That fucking You know Rolling out of college

Going like I don't want to go To that gay shit And then I got there I was like crying Yeah dude I went to Frozen With my niece

Yeah hell yeah He also went to An Ariana Grande Concert by himself Wow Yeah That's more than i would do i think yeah no i was well the thing is i saw i saw like beyonce's documentary it was like it was like about her it was like one of her performances oh i was i i didn't know if it was like the one on was it their hp is the one where she talks or mostly the one where she's just

singing i think it's just like a concert yeah she she like talked one time on camera and then they were like never again yeah it was so weird why is she bad no no she's not but i mean that's truly that's part of the reason why she is as famous as she is you can't do interviews you can't let people to know you that well because most of us are flawed most of us are not that smart. Yeah. And the mystery surrounding her is part of why she is like the most famous performer. Yeah. But she's also very entertaining. Yeah. Well, that too.

But it's like. Like she's on Fallon or something. I saw her on like Late Night. I'm like, well, she's super funny. Yeah. She's adorable. You saw her be funny? Beyonce?

I thought she. Oh, no, no, no. Ariana Grande. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no. Ariana Grande. No, Beyonce sucks, dude.

I fucking hate that girl. Dude, it was weird. The one where she talks a lot is weird it felt like it's like felt very curated you know what I mean yeah it is yeah it was like she was like she was like in bed supposedly like talking to her laptop you know what I mean like doing like a like like a it felt like yeah it felt like her like she was like recording a video was supposed to be like on her laptop but it was like this is like 8k footage right this is like the most beautiful image i've ever seen yeah this is not what it looks like i have a theory that right and she was talking about like a miscarriage she had and it was just like this is weird yeah to do this

yeah it's so weird to talk about yeah in like bed setting. Well, I know what you're saying. In a curated way. Yuck, dude. Well, I mean, I don't know. I didn't see that footage. I'm like, people should talk about miscarriages.

I don't want to be like, yeah, that was fucking gay for talking about our miscarriage. Yeah, you got to normalize miscarriages. Everything else was gay. Love the miscarriage part. I do have a tendency

to do that. If something's too real i'm like this shot so fucking stupid you get insecure about your fucking dumb that seems important oh your dad beat the shit out of you can you tone down the lighting a little bit yeah i think i think success and money bleeds the skull into like a crazy person is that what you've convinced yourself? She's a billionaire who, who doesn't live a normal life.

And then if they start to behave like fucking aliens. Wait, did Beyonce go to billionaire? Yeah. Yeah. Because of Jay-Z. Oh, wow. Yeah. They're married.

She's got to be up there, right? Yeah. She's definitely. I like how everything you say somehow comes off as sexist, but it doesn't bother me. Sure. I feel like that was, I should have been bothered byist, but it doesn't bother me. It's his shirt. I feel like I should have been bothered by that. You wear a bowling shirt, you get away with that.

I feel like that's going to be every woman's review of you. It's just like, this guy seems sexist, but I still kind of want to fuck him. Everywhere in your mouth is like, I'm getting hit, but it feels kind of good. You're like, oh, I like that. I must have had a knot in my face. It's like an old man in a lawn chair when he's saying racist shit somehow comes off charming

he doesn't know any better yeah yeah dad you can't say colored anymore you're like oh obviously beyonce's rich because of jay-z no that makes sense no i said a billionaire because the marriage and collectively the collective funds collective okay Collective. Okay. But anyway, I watched her. I watched her concert video and I was like, this looks like the most incredible show. Yeah. I've ever seen. She does more. And then I was like, when is she coming to Philly?

And she wasn't. So I was like, who's the next biggest thing? Columbia. I want to see a spectacle. And I went to Ariana Grande. I want to see a spectacle. I want to see a spectacle. I wanted to see like, I was like. I want to see a sea. And I went to Ariana Grande. I want to see a spectacle. I want to see a spectacle. I wanted to see like, I was like.

I want to see a sea of 13-year-old girls. Dude, dude, I was like, it was like, yeah, I was like, I was like a couple years into comedy, and I was getting really into just feeling what crowds feel like. So I started sitting super close at like sporting events. This is crazy. Because I wanted to hear like the wall of sound behind me when like people scored goals and shit and because i was just like i just want to feel it and then i was like oh i gotta feel what it's like at a beyonce concert couldn't go to beyonce

i was like i gotta feel it turns out it's just me and kids yeah just do you think this was gonna be like something that you had to prepare for like that amount of audience that you would some someday no no i just i was like it's not in like no comedian on earth will ever feel like what it's like to feel oh no no no no but i just wanted to feel the the energy oh yeah you should go to wembley stadium that's the most energy 90 000 people if you sit in like if you stand in the in the main section like in the ring around the stage and then you look up and it's 90,000 people around you, it's incredible.

That's nuts. Yeah, that's like the most energy I've ever felt. Is that where Freddie Mercury performed that one thing? All those people, yeah. I mean, I said Spice Girls. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, it's like the place if you're British. He's got vampire mouth. What? He's got a vampire mouth. What's a vampire mouth? We talked about it on the last pod. It's like people that like...

I was too busy on a broadway show it's not a real thing my mom's dying i also like that you thought like i sweet like hospital visits is usually like urgent not like schedule a hundred percent a hundred percent like that would be like a doctor okay and also like i, I thought about it. Again, it's the connection with, yeah, she's taking a dog to a vet. Anytime somebody goes, I got to take my mom somewhere, you just go, what needed she break? Right. Because they're fragile creatures. I forgot what I was going to say.

Oh, vampire mouth. Yeah. So it's something I just call vampire mouth where it's the construction. Tommy has like a phobia of bad breath. Okay. A real serious fear of it. Yeah. I'm obsessed with teeth.

A fear of yourself having it or being around others? Just anything. It existing. Yeah, yeah. So he's very on the lookout for mouths that might stink. Yeah. He's paying very close attention.

100%. I have a whole thing called bad breath face like i know you have bad breath just by staring at your face really yeah that's interesting because i'm like like breath is like something to be worried about i agree it's something you should be anxious give me a micro penis before before gut health okay yeah maybe i wouldn't go that far but yeah i would i'd rather have a tiny dick than- Really? Than a hellacious breath. I guess that's something that you would say if you don't have to worry about it either. That breath is curable.

No, sometimes it's not. Haltosis? It's curable. We looked this up. No, but- He thinks it's a permanent- It's an ongoing topic. Yeah, yeah.

It's a permanent condition. I constantly want to bring it up. Okay, so a vampire mouth- A vampire mouth is, it's a certain shape where it goes narrow and then up a little bit. Okay. Because it's either a reconstruction

of the roof of your mouth from like sucking your thumb or finger way too long during developmental years. Okay. Is this a real- It's a theory. A complete theory. Made by you or a doctor?

Made by me. I think it's not getting your wisdom teeth out. I think it shoves everything. No, no, no. No, because I didn't get my wisdom teeth out until fucking 28, 26 or something. I didn't know Stuff Island was just like where we spread misinformation about medical things.

We're not trying to. We're not trying to. I mean, say less without saying you've never heard our show before. Because all we do is spit. I love the song at the end. I even told Christina I said listen to that song they got a good one it's a good one yeah so it it like there's a guy on espn that has it and it's just like a little it's kind of like a monkey mouth where it goes up okay and high okay and who does it where it comes up from

yeah yes you know what i'm saying yeah i i Because I felt like I knew what vampire mouth was, and now you're explaining it, and I can't picture it anymore. Yeah. I'm sure you have an archive of this. It's an old world mouth. You know what I mean? Like an old Romanian creature?

Yes. Yeah, yeah. It feels like it's a centuries old mouth. Okay. Look, this kid has a vampire mouth. Oh, I mean, yes, clearly. But he looks like, is that a movie where he's playing a vampire? No, he's this little horny little Puerto Rican kid that starts doing air humping when he takes his shirt off.

Oh, okay. Okay. Make sure we get it totally out of focus. We'll never be in focus. I forget how it works. Don't you have a producer who could just insert the clip? Yeah, he will. Write your notes.

Insert Puerto Rican pirate mouth. Vampire mouth. Everybody knows what we're talking about. Everyone's seen the clip. Here's the painting. Oh, wow. Yeah, it's oil. That is beautiful.

It's dark. It reminds me of... You're complex. I think it's called the Tempest. There's a famous painting called the Tempest and it looks a lot like that. Really? Yeah. It's pretty wild.

So you're saying I ripped off the Tempest? No, I'm just saying. And you're a hack. I am a hack. No, I'm saying it looks good. Of course I'm a hack. Yeah. This is a new hat too.

That's nice. That goes with the whole apartment. off my lawn you fucking that's nice i never saw anyone making corduroy hats i like it yeah it's a nice change yeah something different how's your merch going you know what i haven't loved any of our merch runs so i have all this merch designed that i need to do for me personally but yeah it's a lot and then we had to physically carry it around in boxes and I go this is it I didn't sign up for this

that's why I transitioned from film to comedy so I didn't have to carry things anymore you were in film? I went to film school to be a filmmaker so I'm like I can't carry lights anymore I'm done lugging shit sucks yeah it's not fun i'm too little so demoralizing yeah you just you want to get uh you know wealthy

enough that you just hire a fucking that's the that's the goal so we have like a merch team that comes with us sometimes you have a merch team yeah we've got some strafford shout out strafford shout out strafford some bully boys you know see this is the feel like, I got to get, yeah, I don't know. You just can't find like people to take chances on women. Sure, women's tough. Yeah. Also like this genre, but Guys We Fucked was wildly successful. Yeah.

And it's, I mean, what's that, 85, 75% women? I don't know. Oh, listener? I was like, the show? I was like, it's 100% women. I'm't know. Oh, listener? I was like, the show? I was like, it's 100% women. I'm talking about behind the cameras. I don't know. I watched it.

It's mostly 75% women. I said, where is this discrepancy coming from? When you put your hair down, you look like a lady. Yeah, yeah. No, yeah. It's like I would say like probably like 70 percent yeah so that would be a good thing like you do a line of elegant clothing yeah no it's something when they wouldn't buy it i'm talking about like the way like all the guys i know they have just like some boys from philly

or chicago that just like come with them and they're just like you're gonna take a cut one day like i never found these people like we didn't We didn't know them. Yeah. That's even crazier, though. It's awesome. They just reached out. Their design team from Philadelphia and their fans. And they heard the first, within the first couple episodes, I started describing what I like. And I was like, comedy merch is dog shit. Right.

I agree. Nobody's making comedy merch that looks good and you can wear out that's like subtle. Yeah. And so this kid, Finn, shout out Finn Bagg. So he's a Gen Z guy, Finn. He's young. Yeah. What are they, 23? You swipe through Finns and Dylans when you change the bracket on a dating app real fast. True.

Yeah. And he just walked up to me with a bag after a show in Philly. And he's like, here, I made you something. And I was like, you fucking maniac. I was going to throw it right out. Yeah. Because a lot of those people do. You know, you get sent weird shit.

No, anytime I do, I open a bag. It's always a felt vagina every single time. The amount of vaginas that I have. Yeah. Wait. People love to think that I love vagina art because I'm very feminist. And I was like, I like my vagina. Wait.

I don't want art of other people's vaginas that's like a feminist thing but i'm not oh it is to just hand off pussy art yeah like if you go into any of those like pop-up pink shops or whatever where there's a lot of you know the sections and each each section belongs to a different artist there's gonna be like a poster of different types of pussies like pussy inclusivity there's gonna be a felt pussy there going to be like a stuffed animal pussy. Artie, bring the easel over here. We're going to start working. We're going to start painting today.

And I just not, I don't want that. Yeah. That's weird. You'd think there'd be a lot of dicks. Yeah. Dildos and stuff. I don't want that either, but yeah. No, I know.

But I'm saying like, cause that like, you know, it's like if you kill like a buck or something, you put it on the wall, you have a bunch of dicks. You know? Exactly like that. Like it's a huge, you put it on the wall. You have a bunch of dicks Yeah, exactly You own all these You could put it on a plaque or what do you call those things? Yeah, where you melt it somehow. But I love that idea because Stephen Jenkins from Third Eye Blind, like when he did his whatever, Cribs or some episode like that on MTV years ago, he did a casting of his ex-girlfriend's whole entire body and hung it on the wall. And I was like, that is such a fucking bad boy move.

I love it. It's so cool. Yeah, just like, that is such a fucking bad boy move. I love it. Yeah. It's so cool. Yeah, just get like a rubber cast of your girl's pussy. I mean, I liked that it was the whole body. I mean, there was no head actually, I think.

Or just breasts. And you just have a wall of all the tits you fucked. That's incredible, dude. It's kind of cool. Like a trophy room of tits. When a new girl comes over, it's like,

not good. I always keep it good in here. You keep that door locked. You keep it locked for the boys. That's even weirder. Yeah, you want to see my man cave? He's like, i was keeping it locked for the boys even weirder yeah you want to see my man case where's the bathroom go to the tent room it's on the left that's so weird i had an idea you're not allergic to silicone are you i had an idea we got to do some molding later smells like rubber all day long. Like a tire shop. Dude, I think I had an idea where you take the mold of a butthole and you can make like a circular pendant.

You're an ideas man, Tommy. I didn't know until today. Yeah, dude. We don't know each other that well, but I have an idea, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just never do anything about it. Okay. That's a good merch idea. Our buttholes.

Yeah. As pendants. Yeah. Because I love the idea. That's my butthole. Oh, that's cute. Like a friendship necklace. Oh, my God.

That's a great idea. It is. That's a really great idea. You slide it open. She's a great idea. It is. That's a really great idea. And you slide it open. She's a picture of her dicks touching. I like that. No, I'm a huge fan of the idea of like, I love, I haven't done it yet, but I want a second chain that's thicker and different. Okay.

Dream big. And I want, I want, I want a circular, I love the circular pendant idea. But the ones you search in Google search are so cheesy. It's like Caesar or some fucking gay Italian shit. Right. So you want it to be something masculine and straight like an asshole. That could be gay too. Right.

That goes for all. Women love buttholes. Everyone has a butthole. Everyone has a butthole. It's inclusive, yeah. And it's personal and you don't know what it is from afar. So it's classy too. You know what I is from afar. So it's classy, too. You know what I mean?

Unless you have a hemorrhoid. The whole idea is just to make someone feel real uncomfortable and be like, I love that necklace. What is it? It's actually an asshole. Gotcha. Yeah, it's Henry's asshole. Who's Henry? My husband.

Oh, my God. Yeah, personalize your asshole. Asshole pendants. Let's go, dude. This is something good. I think it's great. And guarantee somebody's stealing this right now Yeah I bet I just don't have a jeweler

To make it happen Cute Yeah this is going to be a tough sell Dude I always said I'm afraid to call those hotlines Where you want to get a patent Cash for gold Oh I thought you were talking about like therapy and i was like no i just well

this will be this will be a better help episode i'm always afraid we can cut to that right now are you having suicidal thoughts no but i am seriously considering getting a bottle because we could help yeah wow wow wow it does it does matter you say the second and third time people are like he's serious about the pendants yeah i know you seem serious you got jazzed up about it but you kind of get it no i fully get it yeah it's a pendant that looks like out of ten there's not a lot of layers you understand the the potential appeal right no yeah you're quite grasping it and i'm like no i fully understand it actually no i'm saying you understand the the potential appeal right no yeah i got it yeah and also like hacking i do not

understand the appeal hacky gifts like that really fucking fly off the shelves but the problem is but you have to key is no you actually make it like real gold real nice yes like it's high class that's the problem because if it was just silver i could easily get that going right that's the one hurdle it is i know this because i know it's because my girl's mother's a jeweler and she doesn't do a lot of gold work because it's so expensive to buy if you're an individual artist as opposed to a company right you have to purchase raw gold yeah you know melt it and then put it into and it's an extreme amount of money just to to build your own line and if you don't have a successful line have you talked to your mom about the butthole idea huh her mom not yet what i'm gonna visit her and when i do i'm gonna be like we have an idea for you she's gonna say we and i'm like yeah this is chris's idea but it was a good idea yeah i don't know and until she says yes it was

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Okay, well, then you probably wouldn't like the play. No. Because that's just it. No, but the play is like, the mood's different, you know? Because the actors are like there with you. Watching a musical on TV is... Yeah.

It's the only movie I ever walked out of was a musical. But it's not like you're just like... It's not like they just went into a theater and filmed it. Like it's actually adapted for film. You know, there's a Sasha Baron Cohen when it's the one you watch, yeah?

I know, but it's like... When you're in a theater and someone starts... Do you want me to get like a feelings chart out and point to how it made you feel? Point to the blue, Chris. It made me made me sad yeah why are you sad dude there's something about when you're in the theater and someone starts singing you're like 100 you buy it i'm like all right i'm not in fear that's the problem when i'm watching a movie and someone's going through a tough time and they start singing about it i go shut the fuck up what's that? The plot is that he's making human meat pies

and your problem was the singing? Yeah. He's a fucking cannibal. I'm not really that familiar. What's the singing? No, they had to make him a cannibal. I just saw the trailer and I was like, not for me. You know what I mean?

He's making human meat pies. Ooh, scary. It's supposed to be scary or is it comedy? I mean, I think it's just supposed to be interesting. I don't. It's supposed to be scary or is it comedy? I mean, I think it's just supposed to be interesting. I don't think it's supposed to be like a haunted house. What do you mean, interesting? He's making human meat pies. You don't find that interesting?

Well, if someone was really doing that, I'd find that interesting. Well, that's how they have to make the fucking singing interesting. What? You have to make them a serial killer to make it interesting to the masses. Because it mostly, do you know what I mean? I have no idea what's going on right now.

Like if there was a Dahmer and they had like a nice number and shit. I would love Dahmer the musical. Dahmer the musical. Another idea. Look at this.

Get an idea counter up on this episode. Yeah. But that's also kind of a real, that's a real story. What's the LA one? The demon, demon one the demon barber demon

barber i was like i couldn't give a fuck less about a guy but so it's the scariest barber you've ever seen so if it was a real if it was a sweeney todd was all the same stuff but it was a story about a barber who actually killed people and then made the meat meat pies you would be 100 on board i'd'd be, yeah. But I'd also still have to be in a theater. Right. Because I'm not watching that on a movie about that. Okay.

Oh, so it still has to be in a theater. Yeah. What's the L.A. love story movie that came out? I get the Oscar screeners for the SAG. With, what's it called? Cool. No, I'm saying that's the only reason I tried. No, I tried to watch it

his ex-girlfriend gave it to him that's not a flex you fucking pig heads just so you know I'm a screen actors guild guy yeah

I get every movie free that was the only way I would fucking potentially watch a thing oh so this is another anti-gay thing okay

yeah yeah I love the gays. No, the one with what's his name? Ryan Reynolds? Yeah, Ryan Gosling. Gosling? Yeah, that one was good. Men talking about movies. Dude, he knew

Ryan Gosling wasn't right, but he knew it would help. I'm telling you right now. It did. It would be incredible if we reviewed only musicals. Just you and I. Oh my God. We should have a musical movie night where

see how long we can get without physically punching the screen. When someone sings in a movie, it drives me insane. Okay, but even like if they're in the shower and they're singing something to themselves? No, that's fine. I do that a lot. Anything I do is fine. Anything you do is fine. Okay, but even like if they're in the shower and they're singing something to themselves? No, no, that's fine. I do that a lot. Anything I do is fine. Anything you do is fine. Okay, okay.

No, when it's like There's just a character that's like humming to themselves. What is this, a fucking musical? Turn this shit off. What am I, gay? Why do you throw a dick in my mouth? This guy's humming over here

oh god this popcorn should be a bowl of dicks no you're taking me to this gay parade it's like honey it's good fellas calm down oh my god there's something so fucking corny it's like the difference between theater kids

and actual actors you see theater kids and actual actors you know like you see theater kids morph into other things like coffee shops are all filled with theater kids and they're always like doing like weird gay shit i don't mean gay that way right corny shit yeah like bartenders you could tell they're a theater kid okay and they're struggling artists right just because they don't really care about you know know, the alcoholic at the end of the beer that really wants a refill. Right.

They're busy tap dancing somewhere else. Okay. Okay. I don't like the theatrics of corny pussies. That's what I'm saying. Okay. I like real raw acting. I don't like corny shit.

Real raw acting. Yeah. Okay. Well, you're an actor. Yeah. I see you do some acting. You guess? I mean, I'm trying. Okay. don't yeah i don't i don't get work i don't have i don't have an acting agent anymore oh anymore what happened i fired them i fired them thinking our show was gonna get picked up because

my my then manager told me to oh so i'm on the market okay yeah okay all these agents out here are probably watching stuff island i just don't have the balls to like post and be like hey i'm looking for an agent yeah well you yeah you just ask privately like someone who has an agent yeah no i have an agent but i don't know one that's going after acting stuff okay okay i'm in i'm in that got Okay. Okay. I'm going to, I'm going to, yeah. That got sad. Yeah. It is so sad. You guys want to go throw a football or something? I kind of zoned out for a second.

I was thinking about demon barbers. You know how much fucking wasted talent is out there all the time? When you meet somebody, you're like, what the fuck?

Why are you not doing something? You see this, there's like 20 actors. I know. It's the same shit every fucking time and no one's getting picked up. There's like two,

two seasons of something at most gone, gone. There's just so much fucking shit. I agree. We have a whole crew of guys that are guaranteed numbers.

You know, you know what you're going to get. It's all successful. What, Chris? Let me get it out. This is a show that you, you self-produced that you thought

was going to go somewhere? Yeah, we sold it to Comedy Central. Oh, okay. Well, Comedy Central comedy central's like going under that's the problem that was at the start of all of it oh no no this was five years ago six years ago right right when the woke bubble started oh it's all white women yeah no it's not we we got thrown away with broad city we're done true i gotta lick pussy or something like no one's interested in true yeah you just gotta get purple bangs and talk about fucking not even that's not even enough i tried there's remnants of blue in my hair right now i'm still sitting here in queens true what are you like queens are you are you pretentious

because you have money now not pretentious no queen i mean queens is amazing i fucking hate this i live in queens before i live in bro in Brooklyn. No. You can't live anywhere else than Queens. It would be a problem. Me? Yeah. Manhattan is dog shit. Brooklyn,

most of Brooklyn, dog shit. I live in East Village. I like it. I lived in East Village for four years. Yeah, I live right by the Lower East Side

so there's still fun stuff but then a little bit of original people who live there which I think is what you need. I do agree with this.

I lived on 1st and 10th and first and 14th yeah yeah yeah for like three years yeah three and a half years you gotta be more more east yeah i'm too close to nyu and exactly no no i agree that part all these dumb bitches from the midwest acting like they're in new york all of a sudden it's like no no your mom pays your fucking rent and stop with the attitude you don't have one oh you're not a real person oh here we go can we smoke in here do you want a cigar it's mine it's my house i'm like can we smoke i just want to just fire off a cigarette real quick damn dude i miss my father my dad would just pull out a squish pack of winston's just go perfectly rip then like three would come out at different lengths.

Bite it with his mouth. When he was furious? Is he dead or do you just not live with him anymore? Once he stopped smoking, he was dead to me. Did he start vaping? He vapes. Do you have a dad who vapes? I said it was like watching Superman's cape fall off.

I swear to God, he picked me up up from I was going to my My cousin's Graduation party In Philly But they live A certain part Whatever And I had to ask my father

To pick me up At the train station Because it was like A 25-30 minute walk And it was like Middle of summer I didn't want swamp ass Monkey butt

So he picks me up And I'm like Dad this car Is beautiful Swamp ass Monkey butt You know and I'm like, dad, this car is beautiful. Small pass monkey butt. You know what I'm talking about. The car is beautiful.

It's pristine. There's no ashes on the fucking, on the dashboard. It smells nice. You knew something was wrong. Yeah. I was like, dad, he goes, what are you talking about? It's always clean. I'm like, no, no, this is nice.

Did you get a new car? He goes, no, it's the same car I've had forever. Right. And he goes, he just like opens the thing, pulls it up, and hits a vape. And I go, what the fuck are you doing? He goes, what? I vape now. He said it like that.

Did he have a Juul? Yeah, he had a Juul. Yeah, because this was like five years, four years ago, five years ago. But he's 75, just turned 75, and years ago five years ago but he's 75 that just turned 75 and he's i cannot believe he's still healthy really he smoked like two packs a day for i'm gonna say 50 years oh crazy that's a lot of cigarettes yeah yeah so that was his whole he has two identities it's his push broom mustache and he's on my screen, look at him. Oh, wow.

Yeah. Oh, I have to show you a picture of my dad at one point, yeah, because my dad has a real look too. Yeah, he's known for his mustache and smoking cigs. Yeah. So the vape thing is like,

what the hell? Cigarette is part of the personality though because my dad smoked Newports, not two packs, but like one pack for a while and then I think he went down to half a pack. Damn.

You're from Wildwood, New Jersey? I'm from New Jersey, but not Wildwood. I'm from Union.'m from union oh union yeah and he's and then um yeah and he's he was six foot six and had long hair and used to wear like jean shorts with uh sweatpants underneath because because the jean shorts were just to get the pockets on the sweatpants because he also an ideas man dude and then this guy rocks and like big sneakers yeah do you have old school pics of them yeah definitely like send me send me some dude that rules two socks like old school basketball player nightmare no no no no i used to talk so much shit on the way my dad dressed like long socks short shorts'm like, this is me now.

Yeah, that's it. Yeah, I'm thinking about getting my... I'm going from five inch short on the beach. I'm going to go up now. I think you could do it. I'm going to go to four or three. Why are you doing this? Because I love it.

Why? I want to be a European man on the beach. I want to get my butthole pinned down. You're going towards a Speedo? No, I'll never do Speedo. That's weird. No, I promise you, I'll never do Speedo. That's weird. No, I promise you I'll never do speedo. Short shorts are totally

fine and masculine. Yes, dude. Yeah, normalized short shorts. The big shorts are coming back. We already had this conversation. Yeah, big shorts are coming back. There's no fucking way. Yes, big shorts will come back.

Well, Gen Z likes oversized, so that makes sense. Of course. That's why we made our T-shirts bigger. Wait, oh, really? Yeah, they're oversized fit. Yeah. Do you want a T? I have a road tea for you oh yeah a tea a t-shirt okay yeah there's just things are going so fast i didn't know if he was like he's like you're just manic

i'm gonna make a pot of tea and i was like whatever it takes don't hate me chris chris can't handle it i get i get i'm very manic in the morning Okay But my anxiety is through the Also in the afternoon Let me tell you something This is like fucking This is three out of ten Okay

Oh uh oh In the morning for the first Half hour before I get out the door I'm fucking I'm my mother on crack Okay It's crazy Where is it

Where are the bedroom This is the bedroom On the side on the way to the bathroom. There's a half, like a railroad room, which we use for production stuff. And there's a bedroom in the back that's very large. That's nice. Chris is in the back. Because he stayed in the railroad room for two years when Shane was in the way back. So he deserved to have the nice...

You got the upgrade. That's nice. But I'm right next to the bathroom and I pee like a fucking racehorse. Oh, okay. Not like long stream. Right. Often. Frequently.

Is that even a thing? Peeing like a racehorse means like hard shit. Pissing like a racehorse is hard. I gotta pee like a racehorse. I always interpreted it as like I just gotta pee really badly. Yes.

Is that incorrect? Yeah. Okay. A racehorse is piss hard. Yeah. Right. I would think all horses kind of have a strong stream because they're horses i don't know i think the ones that aren't racing like i think remember earlier when we're like we just spit facts yeah i was like let's go around the

room and see what we think and none of it's right isn't it great doesn't it feel good we just wait for the youtube comments like i'm a scientist you. Yeah, yeah. Is there a big scientist listening? And they think we're so invested in these takes, they'll be like, you fucking idiots. Yeah. Dude, they get so upset. Horses piss slow, you dumb fuck. I grew up in a farm. I do not care.

Yeah. They do. They take it so serious. It's like, we give a shit. And they have no idea that they're just helping you because they're just giving you more comments and making the algorithm more reactive. Get pissed about the horse piss. Yeah.

I can see a draft horse pissing slow. A draft horse? Yeah. I don't even know what a draft horse is. I don't really either, but I know it's not a race horse. A draft horse is one that's not fast. The only other type of horse that I can name. I was like, is a draft horse a horse that's about to serve in the military?

What is it? Or a horse that likes beer out of the spigot? I think it's a horse that used to lug around beer. Yeah. Oh. Like, would like, yeah. Like an anhyzer bush? It was like a muscly, slow, yeah, yeah.

Okay. Yeah. All right. You don't think they have fucking hogs? They got big dicks, but I think they piss slow. You ever seen a horse stick rail a woman? You ever see that porn? No, dude.

It's crazy. I'm sure there's multiple ones yeah one dude died bc alley is how jared from subway finally got taken down there's a did you watch that documentary it's not i thought he was a pedophile yeah he is but there was like so they go through this long docu-series and then basically this guy that he was working with girlfriend or something was getting railed by a horse and that's how they were able to then take all of the computers in the friend's house to the police headquarters, and then they attached him to Jack.

Yeah, it's like they knew he was fucking kids, but it was like the horse that led them there. Oh, my God. It could have been a dog, but it was an animal. It was bestiality. And I was like, wow, this is wild. That's fucking nuts. You can lead a horse wild yeah that's you can get nuts yeah you can lead a horse to water but you can't let you can't let the kid fuck the guy fuck damn it i fucking

had it it was gonna be good did you see that video we could take it again jane show you that video of that dog fucking a lady no but i is that the one that was online claiming she's like i i don't know but it's why did he not send that comfortable to watch? There's like there's there's exotic zoos all over and like animal brothels are a real thing. I just looked into this because of the Jared from Subway thing. And what? Yeah, it's like very it's very common and still happening a lot. And we're not aware. And this is what I talked about this with like human trafficking several years ago. And everyone called me crazy. But this is the next thing i'm calling that that there's gonna be

like an epstein island but for horses and dogs oh my god that's gonna be revealed i like i don't put a lot of money on this the dog dick's just like getting it's like sitting on your chapstick i don't think the problem is the size of the animal's dick tommy i think it's the problem that we're fucking no no that's no that, that's the craziest part. No, my point is, you've only seen a dog really half chubbed. Dude, a full dog. We're fucking on the wrong thing, guys. A full dog dick.

Dude, you should have seen how big this dog's dick was. And it was just like a regular lab, dude. Only two dudes could have made a conversation about whether or not a dick was big enough when the problem was that we're fucking animals. No, the dog was fucking the lady. If you're going to a... I don't think that's how it went. That is...

She bent over. Look, if you're going to a secret brothel to get fucked by a black lab, it doesn't have to be black. Right. But you would imagine it's to get pleasure right but maybe they get pleasure out of like the extremities of it like how crazy it is yeah no no no again if i want a horse the human word is yeah that's of course why the humans are going we're talking about like the animals like that's not is animal abuse yeah for sure I don't know oh alright yeah keep going clip it clip it you think

it's abusive to have what do they call a yellow lab a yellow lab fucking a lady they call stud horse that's not

they're not abusing that dog so you agree with this is a good thing I don't think it's a good thing but I don't think stuff island exotic zoo

I think it's I mean, if it was a dog, if it was a man fucking a dog, I would say this is wrong. Yeah.

Yes. 100%. Dog fucking a lady. Have fun. I'm like, I don't know, what you're doing is weird, but...

Give him a treat. But it doesn't seem like the dog's that mad about it. Do you guys have polls on this show have you ever what i wouldn't i wanted to get a poll going to see how many of your listeners agreed with you no that's like that's a musical for this um see it's that's more interesting than a demon barber a guy fucking a dog a dog fucking have you ever seen you know what do you know what

stud horse is uh i mean, I've heard of it. I don't exactly. So it's when a racehorse, a successful racehorse. Oh, okay, yes, yes, yes. For its genetics. Yes, actually, okay. Goes out to stud. They basically spend their retiree years just coming in other females.

So they put them in a pen. Other female horses. Yes. Yes. Bingo. Yeah. You'd hope. Yeah, yeah so you're essentially putting out a fucking labrador to retirement just to dump in you know your neighbor patrice yeah i want to

clarify my statement on this i'm just letting you go at this point if i see if i see a lady getting fucked by a dog on video, I'm not that worried about the dog. I'm worried about that woman. Who chose to fuck the animal. There's clearly some men putting pressure on her to get fucked by a dog. Oh, so now this is a feminist kind of... Why are men putting pressure on her?

This is like a sexual assault. I don't think ladies want to get fucked by dogs. Her wiring's off. This is part of the Me Too movement now. I don't know. Yeah, this is weird. This is woke bullshit. What do you mean woke bullshit?

Men put pressure on her to get on all fours to get fucking hammered by a Labrador? And then you say she's just crazy. She's nuts. Well, this is... This is not up for fucking debate.

This isn't a fucking... Logically, she's nuts. They're not mutually exclusive. She could be crazy and be getting taken advantage of. Okay, so she had some bad relationships that turned her

towards fucking a dog. Yeah, yeah. How many bad relationships have you been? You get a cat shoving its paw up your asshole? Dude, I don't know, man. You're thinking about it. Things get tight. Things get tight.

You're in debt to the wrong people. You might get fucked by a dog. Oh, my God. Are there any animals in this apartment? No. Thank God. Wait, what? I love animals. No apartment no thank god okay wait what i love no no no we point at the same time it's a spider-man meme

but for dog fuckers i'm just saying i think the dog's being treated okay i'm worried about what's happening to the woman the dog's being that's, that's, would you rather go to the dog park or, you know, knock around some warm human of ease? Okay. What are you talking about? Still fucking dogs, unfortunately. Well, I don't know.

Yeah. You can't feel bad for the dog. The dog's just coming. It's crazy. You have to acknowledge there's a difference between a dog fucking a lady and a dog getting fucked by a dude yes right of course there's a huge there's an ocean between those two yes events yeah in terms of the abuse listen hold on though what you think the dog's upset i mean the dog got hard and fucked the woman. Right.

This is turning into what was the dog wearing? No, no, no. No, but I mean, if you told me. Is he going to walk around on those heels and expect not to get fucked? This dog has got it right. Like, dogs get erections when you walk in. Does that mean I should fuck my dog when I get home? No, no, no.

Well, that's up to you. This is why we don't have a dog. Yeah, no, that's why I asked. I don't want to catch Chris raping my poor baby. I would never. I'm saying that that's wrong. Because you're a man. But if there was a woman living here, then yes, that would be fine.

Like, if you came home, like, if I came home and my dog was fucking my girlfriend. I just feel like my brain wise. I would not be like, what are you doing to my dog? I would be like, what is wrong with you? Get the fuck out of my life. Exactly. I wouldn't be like, my dog's never going to recover from this. I would just be like, this woman, something's wrong with this woman.

You know all this goes against your previous theory. No, I'm saying I'm concerned about the woman. You drove her to get fucked by your dog, apparently. No, I didn't do it. That's what you said. No, I'm saying I just walked into the apartment. Men have abused her to get on all fours and get fucked by your dog. Well, if I walked in and there were two men filming it, I would go, what the fuck are these?

Okay. I don't like these guys. But let's back up to the part where you said where you said if i walked in he's a celebrity dog he's got a whole production keep carrying the lights this is the fame i can't believe we can talk about this yeah i was like let's back up to the part where you said i walked in and my dog was fucking my girl yeah like your your dog was like get over here toots he's gone i know he's not coming she just crushes up a dust of like a dog treat and rubs it on her asshole okay damn i want to fuck a dog now yeah like would you're yeah you know yeah your first move wouldn't be to console the dog

your first move would be like but i also wouldn't the first move is shutting the door and burning the fucking house down what are you talking about you're fucking out of your mind Who logically thinks Through this scenario It's like It's like when a You're so traumatized

You burn a building down Well they're both Not good anymore You can't take the dog To the dog park The dog's fine Yeah but you gotta Get rid of the dog

You can't What do you mean You can't just be like Hucking a fucking Tennis ball on a beach It's not like when a Bear attacks a person It's not like the dog's fine yeah but you gotta get rid of the dog you can't what do you mean like hucking a fucking tennis ball on a beach it's not like when a bear attacks a person it's not like the dog's gonna be like a rapist i know but it's still every time you see the dog go you think i'm eating your girl's pussy you can't have the dog anymore what do you mean tommy's now he feels emasculated By the dog Yes Yeah What? Yeah

You can't have two things That fucked his girl In the same house In the same room 100% I get it Yeah Get a new dog

That's animal abuse To me This is the whole Serial I would be like Why can't you just Double team your girlfriend With your dog

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So I woke up early in the morning. I was like, I want to, cause I like the Pacific Northwest. So I was like, I'm going to go see, I want to go see Vancouver. I want to get down by the water. I got myself a coffee and a donut. And I was, I was. Dude, most of your stories start off like an NPR like bedtime story and then you say

something so crazy like NPR so like oh shit what the fuck quickly shut it all down pull the plug this is the biggest fucking pelican

I've ever not a pelican it was a seagull it was a seagull dude yes and it was fucking gigantic it hit me

like the dive bomb took the donut and hit me and then it-bombed, took the donut, and hit me. And then it just stood there with the donut in its mouth. Talking shit? Dude, it literally flexed at me. And then just ate my donut. Were other people around to see this? Yes.

Was it wearing a Raptors jersey? Dude, I literally thought I was getting attacked by a homeless person. Well, technically. Because it didn't make a sound. They're kind of the same. And then I just started laughing so hard. Because it was humiliating. I'm sorry.

Did you get another donut? I had a second donut. Oh, my God. In a bag of donuts. I had a second donut. Dude, that is disgusting as much as I eat candy which is also absurd

eating a donut or an ice cream cone solo as an adult in the daytime is fucking insane it wasn't the bird touching it, it was the fact that you had two donuts and he went back to get another donut. No, I'm embarrassed. I started with two.

He started with two donuts. Even more despicable. Well, I got a chocolate frosted and a glazed. I didn't know how the chocolate frost was going to be. Right, you didn't know. And then I never got to find out. You need a safety net. I never got to find out. Oh, chocolate's real bad for animals, too. So you and the seagull just eat the donut and stare at each other.

And you're like, how's the chocolate, fuckface too. So you and the seagull just eat the doughnut and stare at each other? And you're like, how's the chocolate, fuckface? Dude, I swear this seagull was this big. Yeah. Crazy, dude. Dude, wingspan was like, must have been. I didn't even know. The question is. Seagulls were big there.

Would your girlfriend fuck it? And it's coccyx or whatever? You think a dog dick is that big? Dude, it's huge. Dude, when you think a dog dick is that big dude it's huge dude when you see a fucking horse dick unleash from it's cupboard

it's crazy yeah it's your knees will buckle that makes sense so did you see like a but like

there's so many different sizes of dogs like it could be a great dane has like a big dick but this is just your average

yellow lab maybe it wasn't average is what you say maybe this yellow lab was just like a big dick, but Tucker Spaniel doesn't. This is just your average yellow lab. Maybe it wasn't average is what you say. Maybe this yellow lab was just like... A yellow lab could have a decent sized dick, I think. Yeah, but I mean, I grew up with one and like, I don't know if you ever saw it. Red Rocket. Yeah, I thought it was Chapstick. Yeah. Oh, okay.

I grew up with parts, so that thing was always a little... Yeah, very small. And I jerked her off. No, oh my God. You jerked her off? Yeah. I can see you actually jerking a dog off. You're a trans pug? What are we talking about?

In a weird moment, I can see... Well, you can say jerked off for a woman. Oh, like, okay. Yeah. Well, you can, yeah. Yeah. What do you call it? You rub one out?

We don't call it jerk I'll just let me just say no I know there's no women who are sitting around talking to each other saying I fucking jerked off

what do you say I masturbated masturbated ugh nah I beat off it's like when your mom says marijuana

you're like mom stop true it is so gay you don't say the whole word what is going on We're having a good time

What are you talking about I went into my room And I masturbated That's crazy Yeah Yeah it was a wild time I think what would be crazier If like an adult woman

Was like I fucking I beat off Yeah I just beat off Yeah Yeah No she was She was a good dog i should have got her stuffed stuffed pugs are funny that would have been i i think it's always good to get a family animal

taxidermied i want to get i want to get a stuffed dog i totally would 100 i looked into it that's you can get it done in brooklyn he wants to get his dad taxidermied i don't know if that's legal that's hilarious i want to be mummified. You do? Yeah. You can still pay for it. What? You can still pay if you just have money to burn.

Yeah, but you still got to go down six feet. You're not going to fucking. No, you don't have to. I wanted to be mummified and then placed in a mausoleum. Oh, God. Are you Jewish? Half. So I could go anywhere.

That's a half of you talking. That's crazy. Mausoleum? No, Jews are not big on mausoleums. I know, but it's Gaudi's Farkins. Yeah, that's the Italian in me. Yeah, I guess. Yeah, look. It's tough. Look around. I don't like

Gaudi. It's actually very tough. You don't know yet. We gotta do a DNA test. What the fuck are you talking about right now? You said you wanted to bring back short shorts, but we don't want the attention of a mausoleum. Because you're fucking dead. Shut up yeah that's why i like i think it's funny to still take up a lot of space there's a beautiful they just bury people on top of each other anyway when you go because yeah i just went to ireland there's like bodies on top of bodies i think growing up

without money would you get wrapped well that's part of the mummification yeah they can't just do it with like chemicals now well i mean it's chemicals but then you also have to be wrapped because like that's the mummy the mummy part because i mean there's chemicals in you if you're when you're being embalmed yeah this mummified mummified i thought was just preserving the body yeah but there's like a there's a yeah there's like a salve though and i mean like this is like the egyptian mummification process specifically. Yeah, but I know what you're asking. I would just want to get put in like a gel. That's cool. Like Rocky Horror Picture Show?

That's good. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's cool. That is cool. Yeah. So wait, yeah, they probably could do this. This is a great idea. But didn't, well, wasn't, well, maybe that's just cryogenic.

Wasn't like Walt Disney cryogenically frozen or is this an urban legend? I think he might have been yeah he was yeah yeah you said it so like factually but i think there's no idea that you actually know they took off ted williams fucking top too and they put it in a fucking freezer box i think so they did he cut his head off put it in the freezer does that well that can't work right well we don't know yet baby that's why he had it done because he was like just in case in the future we figure out how to bring these months. I want to be a part of that.

Yeah. Right. Yeah. Yeah. That kind of fuck you money. Yeah. He's a Nazi too. Ted Williams.

Walt didn't like Jews. Walt. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Wasn't he like a hard Nazi? I'm not sure. Yeah.

Just make a statement on it. Yeah. Everybody doesn't like everybody. You got to wear a certain uniform to be a different level. All those old school rich guys were Henry Ford. Yeah. The Nazi. Yeah.

Yeah. Mercedes, the guy who started Mercedes. Yeah, I'm sure he is. But again, I don't know if they were part of the Nazi regime, or they were just funding Nazi behavior, Nazi adjacents. They were like- They were like- Factents. They were like, they were like. Factual. They were back in the Nazis.

And now again, is this from a book or just your mind? No, they were just like pro-Nazis. And just say things, Corinne. I don't know what the fucking holdup is. No, I'm pretty sure that they like, yeah. When we were like, we should go to war with them. They were like, nah, they're actually good. I like this. This is like drunk history, but you're still drunk.

I know, I'm pretty sure Henry Ford was like, nah, they're fine. Okay. Yeah. And then it came out that he couldn't read. Drunk history is such a great fucking idea. That's one I didn't come up with. That wasn't yours.

Just getting fucking ripped and be like, nah, dude, fucking... Virginia was part of the North at one point, I think. Yeah, watching That wasn't yours. Just getting fucking ripped and be like, no, dude, fucking. Virginia was part of the North at one point, I think. Yeah, watching upstanding people on television wasted out of their mind is always fun. Yeah. Well, we do it a couple times a week here. Stuff finally. And then you guys, yeah.

Well, I hope your mother has a good hospital visit. I hope she don't get Sweeney Todd-ed. Have you seen Sweeney Todd before? Like the play? Yeah, I mean, I saw the movie that you guys hated because it's gay and obnoxious. What's the other one? Chicago.

I walked out of Chicago. It was the first movie I ever walked out of. Chicago's terrible, though. Chicago's... Dog shit. It was really good and won, I think,

a lot of awards, but... Yeah, but that was like... Not your award. Yeah, that... Not my asshole pendant award. I gave it zero asshole pendants out of five. Well, they said it wasn't good, so. No, Chicago's not good.

I love Catherine Zeta-Jones, so. I love her, too. Let's talk about that woman. Yeah. Most gorgeous woman. The tit cast I'd have of just her. Oh, wow. Yeah.

Oh, my goodness. Classic beauty. Her and Salma Hayek. Salma Hayek still to this day. Gorgeous. Salma Hayek. Unbelievable. Yeah. Oh, my goodness. Classic beauty. Her and Salma Hayek. Salma Hayek still to this day. Gorgeous. Salma Hayek. Unbelievable. Yeah.

I could run a surfboard down those curves. I'd die in. What? I don't know. That doesn't even make sense. I'm horny. It'd be so weird, too, holding a surfboard. No, I'd be surfing.

Let's take this time to be logical. He takes a rubber with a surfboard. You're just taking a surfboard and just rubbing it along your ass. And you just failed the autism test. That is crazy. That's where your head goes. Wow.

Well, you didn't say you'd ride it. Yeah, like take a little mini-me jumping off her tits to the other tits. You said you'd rub a surfboard down her... You're a fucking idiot. Anyway, Corinne, do you have anything to plug? Just follow me on social media, TikTok, Instagram.

You're still doing TikTok? Twitter. I like TikTok. I like TikTok. Sorry. Still doing it. It's like the newest thing. The newest app. You still fucking doing that? I'm doing it because you're older than 15. You got to get on TikTok.

Yeah. Philanthropy gal. And then I have two podcasts. Guys, we fucked the anti-slut shaming podcast with Christina Hutchinson and then without a country on Gas Digital Network by myself. What do you think the ratings would be if I go on Guys We Fucked? Through the roof, Tommy. They would be so upset.

Why would they be upset? We had Shane Gillis on. Yeah. Who? What's his stuff like? Yeah, yeah. I'll look him up. Producer, pull him up.

Or you can knock upstairs. Piece of shit. Well, thank you. Thank you. That was fun.