Stuff Island - The Scaries - Stuff Island #171
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Dude.
I had three seltzers last night.
That was like the start of the Dust Bowl.
Bro, I was doing my hours.
First of all, the greatest weekend.
Of all time.
Of all time.
Yeah.
All the shit we've ever done.
That was the greatest weekend I've ever had in my life.
That was the greatest weekend.
That was the greatest weekend that we've ever had in my life. That was the greatest weekend. That was the greatest weekend
that we've ever had.
It's just me.
It's a smash cut to me on a porch
talking to the mailman.
Let me tell you about the greatest weekend
I've ever had.
My voice just got back to small.
It was 2025.
You're probably small.
Do you remember SportsCenter?
Oh my god dude
You're gonna be on a
Fucking Ken Burns doc
Just with one of the lenses
Blurred out and your glasses
Your eyes all fucked up
Like Gervin
Duct tape in one lens
So he can read a book
Dude it was so fucking fun
I mean just like
Every hour Was spoken for in the hours that
we should have been sleeping i was out at some like fucking meth den till 6 a.m i can't believe
yeah every night i did that every night i was yeah i was home i was like home in bed by like
probably 1 30 every night yeah i went to bed at 1 30 the
first night and then i turned it the fuck on oh man how do you feel do you feel like aj brown
where you're like over it already no i feel like say that what it's not what i i thought it was
gonna be really yeah he's like already ready back on the grinds he's like i'm i'm over the fucking
the thrill of it all i want another one i'm like dude yeah yeah why don't you why don't you fucking settle down
right now let me let the city enjoy this for a month or two and then say some shit like that
yeah yeah yeah this is all they have no no but i mean i like it i like it they're the ones who
have to do the work 100 so it's like if you're getting back to business yeah yeah by all means yeah yeah yeah i'll be there with more beers yeah at the end of the road and acted like
i did it oh my god yeah just i don't even know how to concisely because people are going to ask
concisely uh you know summarize those three days four days just as soon as the plane touches down.
It's sort of like a non-stop train of
embarrassing yourself
in front of athletes.
Yeah.
Oh, you're talking about the after parties.
Yeah. I mean, I landed,
tried to hug Julian Edelman. He went,
why? Oh my God.
Bro, hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on. I saw Julian Edelman. why oh my god bro hold on hold on hold on i was hammered and i saw julie was the funniest thing and i went oh my god can i get a hug ever dude he goes why and i i had nothing i had no good reason
no i just went because oh come on because you're the best. Yeah. The beginning of this was so much more embarrassing.
So Chris is next to me.
We're in the hallway of Bert's show.
Bert's on stage at the stadium.
Shane's on next.
So we all funneled out to a little open area.
And Julian Edelman walks in.
And I just did like a fucking, was like what's up jules and
then we dabbed each other and like i said it like i've known this guy for years i did exactly what
i wanted to do i was in and out clean you know i mean no no embarrassment whatsoever chris goes
like this jules and he didn't answer and then chris just kept he moved on to talk to somebody else and Chris just kept slowly leaning dude he kept leaning he got down to like it was so bad like in his peripheral still didn't answer
and then he has to throw a hug yeah and this was this was fresh on the heels of like Tyreek Hill
walked by and I I just reached like through his security and tapped him on the shoulder
and he spun around like what are security and tapped him on the shoulder.
And he spun around like, what are you doing?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why are you touching me? And I was like, ah, man, I had nothing.
I had nothing for any of the things that I was doing.
Well, it's just.
Non-stop, terrible.
It's blind excitement for the game day.
Yeah.
That is miss.
Shane had to, when I tapped Tiger Kill, Shane had to jump in and go, he's with me.
Yeah.
He's with me.
It was like that.
One of those.
Yeah.
Don't touch the shirtless black guy.
Like the worst case scenario.
That's pretty much how the whole weekend went.
It was like, you know, private party with musicians where you're just like, I'm going
to fuck this up.
I'm going to talk to,
you know,
my favorite was Will Levis,
dude.
Will Levis is the fucking man.
Will Levis is amazing.
We did,
Shane did a show after Bert's show where it was him and Zach Bryan.
And I,
I introduced Shane and it was just like,
their kids are there to watch Zach.
It's a music pop-up.
And they're so excited to see Shane.
And Shane's like, can you go introduce me?
I was like, come on.
What are you doing?
Why?
I knew why.
You need the buffer.
You need someone to go, all right, everybody, quiet, quiet.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shane Gillis.
Yeah, yeah.
Essentially.
I insulted the whole town
yeah
yeah
I made fun of
fucking the Saints
it was bad
I was like
who that
who that
who not gonna be
in the playoffs
yeah
it was bad
I did what I had to
and then we went
to this like
mud pit
out back
in this shitty bar
in the middle
of fucking
New Orleans
that was also
yeah
so fun god damn dude yeah, so fun.
God damn, dude.
It was so fun.
And then,
I kept trying to,
I kept trying to
get Zach Bryant
and like this band
that was like
hanging out there too
to sing Six Feet Under
by Creed.
That was another,
that was another
tragic misstep
of my evening.
He was like an,
I don't know if he was
an opener for Zach
or like, he was a very talented dude
that started doing acoustic in the dark
in this backyard mud pit,
and everyone's like locked in.
He was incredible.
And Chris was like,
Creed!
Play Creed!
It was so bad.
It was like, holy shit, dude, shut the fuck up.
No one thought it was funny.
Oh, I was dying.
I was dying.
Six feet from the edge of the...
We started all singing it until he did, and he didn't.
They tried to get out.
He was like, I don't know the chords.
And I looked up the tabs, and I was like, come on, man.
I got you.
Come on.
I got you.
The game itself, man.
Have you ever seen such dominance at that level of constant up your ass?
Fuck Mahomes.
Fuck Kelsey.
Fuck the whole team.
Kelsey ate ass.
He did fucking nothing.
Mahomes was running around like a scared little rabbit.
They had no time.
They had no time.
They had no time.
You got to give it up to the defense.
Oh, my God.
The best defensive play I've ever seen in my life.
Yeah, yeah.
It reminded me.
It was very much.
It was like when Notre Dame played Georgia.
And they were like flying around.
And you're like, I've never seen Notre Dame do this.
Yeah, it was a fucking bee's nest.
Yeah.
But you didn't believe it.
It was like, I remember.
I called.
Mara called me after like.
Yeah.
It was at halftime.
At some point.
And before she could say hello i just had a speech
ready i was like stay grounded stay locked in don't change any defensive schemes play your
fucking game no pre-vent just keep playing the fucking game yeah foot on the gas it'll keep
increasing and it did yeah it fucking did i could i just, still to this day, I can't figure out
how it all worked out so perfectly.
Yeah, you never believe it.
I feel like the last time they won the Super Bowl,
when the clock hit zero, I was still waiting for ref
to come out and go, like, three minutes are added.
Like, somehow there's a soccer rule.
There's a raping somehow.
We didn't know about it.
Yeah, yeah.
Sexual assault. They can add extra time. Like, there's no soccer rule. There's a raping somehow. We didn't know about it. Yeah, yeah. Sexual assault.
They can add extra time.
Like, there's no way it's over.
There's always going to be some other thing that prevents it from happening.
In the after party, I blew my fucking eardrum out trying to get a video of X the Plug.
What's his name?
Big X the Plug.
I'm sitting next to the fucking... This is bad. I'm sitting next to the fucking...
This is bad.
I'm sitting next to the...
Dude, the bass.
I'm trying to get a video for my daughter, X the plug.
I gotta lose her fucking eardrum.
I mean, yes.
My girl's my daughter at this point.
So I'm like, she loves this guy.
I'm sitting next to the...
The bass is so heavy, it's shaking
the drinks Off the tables
Oh yeah
That was so funny
Yeah Miles Teller
Started yelling
Like a waitress
Everyone was waiting
In line for a drink
And come back
And put it down
On the table
It's gone
Pull out their phone
To film something
And they would
Pull his nipples
And go
God damn it
Yeah
Finally I was like
I get the fuck out of here
My ears rang
Until yesterday morning
And everyone was so Hammered that it was like
it was a difficult puzzle to solve.
Yeah, like who pushed it off?
Who stole it?
Yeah.
It took me a while to look under the table.
There's just like, it's a graveyard
of fucking base drinks.
Ice everywhere people are falling.
Oh man, that was, yeah.
Big X. That was, yeah. Big X.
That was fucking amazing.
Drank way too much.
Absolutely terrifying day yesterday.
Oh, my God, dude.
The guys behind us.
Just reliving all my stupid interactions.
This fucking girl behind us.
It's like, oh, my God.
I went to get a drink.
I come back.
Chris is talking to them.
I'm like, fuck.
This is going to be a problem all game now, right?
It's not his fault, but they were yapping.
And I look at this big white guy, and I'm looking up his nostrils, and he's got fucking, he'm like, fuck. This is going to be a problem all game now, right? It's not his fault, but they were yapping. And I look
at this big white guy, and I'm looking up his nostrils,
and he's got coke caught
in all his nose hair, and I'm like,
this kid's going to be an issue the whole goddamn game.
He's not going to shut the fuck up.
He's next to this loopy Asian that's like
out of his fucking gourd already.
Clearly not interested in sports.
He's an absolute terminator for finding coke.
Yeah, yeah. First of all, he didn't let me finish. I was like, Clearly not interested in sports. He's an absolute terminator for finding coke. Yeah.
First of all,
he didn't let me finish. I was like, these are my guys.
He's got one eye that's just like coke powder.
It zooms in.
I had no idea
anyone was doing anything.
Yeah, they glow.
You can tell.
The guy just kept leaning in trying to talk to us about anything. Yeah, they glow. I mean, you can tell. The guy just kept, like, he kept leaning in
trying to talk to us about anything.
And they don't... Do you remember when I got back
from the fucking bathroom and the girl put her makeup bag
on my jacket and I lost my fucking mind?
And you're like, what's your problem? I'm like, there's a fucking makeup bag
on my jacket. Why shouldn't I be upset about that?
And you went, dude, calm down.
I'm like, fuck this bitch.
She put her feet on my back at some point.
Really? Yeah.
Because she's all ripped out of her skull skull And then the Asian guy finally was like
You want a bump?
And I was like no
And then he said
She's got her legs on your shoulder now
She's on top
But he was like you want a toot toot
Or you want ketamine?
And I was like toot toot
And then I got one toot
And then the second time around He handed me this bag And it was like purple powder And I was like two two and then i got i got one one two and then the second time around he
handed me this bag and it was like purple powder and i was like what am i doing what am i doing
taking a bag of purple powder from an asian guy who has no colors nor affiliation i don't know
who how the fuck he got there yeah he wasn't wearing any team stuff no no and he was fucking
he was space cadet in the whole goddamn game.
It might have been
that dude's dealer
who was just like,
come on,
I got an extra ticket.
Get in here
and bring all your bags.
Holy Christ.
Our buddy got his fucking
vape stolen
as we're going through security
and Chris was like,
Chris hit me on like this,
like vape, vape, vape.
And I was like,
I started lining them up
around my fucking,
my fucking underwear. Yeah, that's, that's straight up like old old onward stuff yeah
just hiding out this rambo around my fucking belt seven flavors just go up to the
getting fucking quarters out. Like... Oh, man.
New Orleans.
Forgot how great
of a town New Orleans is.
Incredible city.
Incredible city.
Everybody was really great, too.
I think the security did well.
I mean, it was like...
There was a parade.
I went to the parade.
I woke up early.
I was three hours sleep
every night.
That, yeah.
People were tossing beads.
They had the Big Eagles parade coming down the street.
Don't miss that.
I got beignets at Cafe Du Mal.
Yeah, nice.
Dipped in my coffee and then just got blanked out.
Dude, how about the fucking Irish coffees at that one place?
In the morning of our flight.
Yeah.
Monday morning.
Monday morning.
Monday morning Irish coffees.
Yeah. Monday morning. Monday morning. Monday morning Irish coffees. Yeah.
And a sausage,
egg,
and cheese with hash browns
on white bread.
Game saver.
Unbelievable move.
The breakfast sandwich
on white bread
is so underrated.
It's,
yeah.
It's the Big Mac
bum type shit
because you know
it's white trash bread
but it has this flavor profile
that brings you back
to like,
that's what all my parents.
It's old deli.
It's old, like Sunday morning.
Do you ever, not like diner?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's the cheapest shit you can get.
Yeah.
When you go, when you, when like the reward for getting through church without making
a, like a, like unleashing hell was you get to go to the diner and you get like a little
captain crunch box and you're like, this is.
Yeah.
How do my parents do it yeah that was definitely the first sign of autism just like a little
rice krispies but i couldn't believe the existence of the little box of cereal yeah
you know it's like all the graphics had been drunk down. It was like unbelievable.
But yeah, the dry out is real.
Yeah.
I mean, I'm tired of laughing like fucking Muttley.
This is a very embarrassing look and feel.
You know what I mean?
Dude.
I went from a week of having a black eye to just a week of not having a voice.
Do you think you'll go to the parade?
No, I can't.
I can't do it.
Dude, that was,
no shade,
but like that,
I went to the parade last time.
Going to the parade after watching the game in a bar
makes sense
because you feel like you're part of it.
Yeah.
Going to a parade after
actually being in the game,
slamming each other all day,
you know what I mean?
Just fucking.
I know know but then
you got the feeling
of like
we did it
it was in New Orleans
yeah
so then you think
what a nice treat
yeah
to go home
and celebrate
we went home
yes
yeah
you know what I mean
but then you're talking
another two days
of fucking
I mean
it can't be done
yeah
a ski ball
your voice comes back
it's fucking lost again.
I think I got some serious internal problems after this weekend.
Yeah, did you bleed a lot?
No, not on my...
Me neither.
But I had like...
I think I...
Hawaiian punch, I'll say.
I think I've only really experienced this one time before, but I think I burned
my esophagus with booze.
Yeah.
Like I was like, you know where it's like not heartburn.
Yeah.
It's just like you can feel food like scraping down it.
It's not good.
That's so bad.
My first meal back here.
She she made me steak.
She went to Central Market, got steak.
We had steak salad.
I had one bite.
It couldn't get down.
So the gullet was all swollen.
And I just threw it up like a seagull trying to swallow a bottle of water.
Oh, my God.
Immediately just started throwing up foam and shit.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. I know. So, yeah, dust bowl. Oh my god Oh my god
So yeah Dust Bowl
Sounds like a good idea
Oh my god
Dude it was nuts
Oh my god
It was nuts
Cause the whole voice thing
Is coming from screaming
The entire game
Yelling at strangers.
Run the play action!
Why won't they do it?
Chris just kept fucking screaming about this
play action play.
It's like, well, you have to run the ball ten times in a row to get a play
action to fucking work. And he's like, just run
the play! I don't just run
the fucking play! It's there already!
Well, our seats were great. And then they did run it, and it
was dagger of the heart. We didn't have, our seats were great. And then they did run it, and it was dagger of the heart.
We didn't have, like, traditional great seats,
like fucking, like, rich guy seats.
You know what I mean?
Like, I'm blessed in Philly where, like,
I'm down in, like, the 100s,
like the middle, first 20 rows, middle of the field.
But you still have a hard time getting over the helmets of the bench.
Yeah.
And you can't see the play develop.
We were up in like the fives or something like that.
We were in 600 level,
but dude,
it's like,
I don't know.
I love that stadium.
I gotta be honest.
I love that stadium.
I love those seats.
We were in the corner and it was like,
you had the perfect,
sometimes you go to,
if you're like sitting in like an end zone and like,
it's like hard to tell where,
like it was at a first down.
Did they get it?
How many yards did they gain?
Even like, yeah, there's just places where you're like,
I can't really see what's happening.
That was like.
Just seeing the spread of the offense going like,
AJ's going to be open in the flat.
You just see how plays can develop and you just know exactly where the ball
should be placed.
Yeah.
God damn.
It was great.
It was great. It was great.
And then our flight got delayed.
The guy went to a wrong airport or something.
So we just spent five hours watching fucking AMC movies
and smoking White Claws.
Yeah, that was great.
That's where all the lactic acid came from.
I had heartburn.
I couldn't swallow.
Nothing could stay down.
Literally, it would
bubble. It would foam.
So I would drink something
and it would go...
And I would just spit out
foam from my gullet, dude.
And then we were hanging out.
Yeah, it's a problem.
That's the
craziest thing I've ever heard.
It's a problem.
That's the craziest thing. Yeah, heard. It's a problem. That's the craziest thing.
Yeah, it was like Alka-Seltzer with a little bit of water.
You know?
How it fizzes in a big cup.
Imagine if you only put this much water in.
Put an Alka-Seltzer in there.
It feels like a nice little thing you drizzle on
like a quail egg at a high-end restaurant.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's gastro...
Gastronomy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's gastro, yeah. Gastronomy?
Yeah, gastronomy.
That would.
That would sell.
Yeah.
That would sell at a high-end restaurant in Philly.
This is...
They just bring me out?
This is an Eagles fan's foamy vomit.
Yes.
This is fresh from the game.
Yeah.
It's just me and a jacket going...
Baby bird in fucking foam all over their sea scallops.
This is Gordon Ramsay in the back.
Feed him another piece of steak.
We need more foam.
Yeah, enjoy it.
Happy holidays.
God.
Yeah, I feel like when I once all this...
Well, all the pain and the fog subsides,
I'll go back and I'll watch everything and go.
It was really great.
Oh, I watched it.
As soon as I got home,
I watched the whole game without the commercials
and they cut all the bullshit.
Watched it an hour.
Then I went on fucking Twitter,
watched all the highlights,
watched all the fucking analysts
either apologizing or standing their ground, still
talking shit as the Chiefs
are the greatest team of all time.
Mahomes is better than Brady.
All the fucking bullshit they've been saying.
It's like no one has been pounded
directly in the ass
by another
team. When you
consider yourself one of the best of all time
going in for a three-peat,
walking into the stadium and seeing all these Chiefs players
take pictures like this.
They got merch on that says three-peat.
They had no idea what type of ass-raping they were walking into.
And they had to sit there, slumped over fucking railings
with puppy-dog eyes, watching the next one
go right down their
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Defensive control, interception, touchdown, field goal, field goal,
field goal, touchdown, interception.
Sack, sack, sack, sack, sack, sack.
Six sacks.
Do you know how many times we blitzed?
Zero.
Yeah, it was a bloodbath.
There's no question.
How powerful that is?
I did think people were coming down on the Chiefs a little too hard.
They didn't make it to the Super Bowl.
Shut the fuck up.
You know?
I saw people going like...
Do you know why they're hard on them?
Because they made it to the Super Bowl based on soft-ass calls
and fucking by the skin of their teeth wins
to teams they should have never beat.
And teams that the... I don't wins. The teams they should have never beat. The teams that the, I don't know,
the fucking journalists and NFL society
considered and deemed them to be the best
going into every game,
and they squeezed out like eight fucking wins
to lesser teams.
And then, dude, I remember reading one tweet.
This one guy said,
what if
the Eagles blow him out
and then I heard one other analyst going
it was fucking
Coward
Colin Coward
he's like it's not even going to be close
we're not even talking about two points
here this is crazy they're going to win by
20 the Eagles are yeah
they're going to win by 20 and they were like
his analyst was like
what
he's like
it won't even be close
and I'm sticking on this
and I believe
this is
the most beautiful thing
Chris said
the whole entire time
was
it was 40 to 6
this is like
two hours
he goes
it was 40 to 6
those two touchdowns
were dog shit
backups
it doesn't fucking matter
it was 40 to 6
the official score was 40-6.
We let the boys come off and start celebrating.
Do handshakes and dances.
Yeah.
It's true.
Let the kids fucking dance.
It's true.
Yeah, what an absolute just drubbing.
It's never happened.
I've never seen it.
I've never seen such a fucking beating.
Worst case scenario for the health of the fans
Was it just once again turned into an absolute party
In the second half
Yeah
You're just like
How?
How?
Give me another drink
How?
Yeah
How is it happening?
Yeah
But we've been training for this our whole lives
I know
Usually in the depressing side
But I think
How?
How? How is this still happening? How are we are we still getting why is it always this hard yeah yeah yeah and then the
coin flips and you're like well let's fucking go yeah why shouldn't i be at a fucking meth bar at
6 a.m in fucking new orleans in the most dangerous fucking district that i don't know why i don't
know how this girl was the bartender had a fucking mohawk.
I don't know why you made this decision.
The face tattoos.
Yeah. It wasn't just like a creative art piece.
It was like one of her friends just went like this
and did a crosshatch scribble on her face
with a fucking marquee.
And she just got it done.
And then she has this weird shit all over her neck,
and she's wearing lingerie with a corset.
That's kind of sick.
And she was, like, in a way, very hot.
Do you know what I mean?
You know when, like, the scales tip so far into crazy,
you're like, I know for a fact,
if there's not a razor blade in that pussy,
it will be the best
fuck of my life you know what i'm saying like that is the type of girl that will spin like a top
and exercise exorcism your penis do you know what i'm saying yeah if they're getting squiggly lines
just tattooed on their face yeah yeah just ruining your natural good looks so this would
with a fucking yeah a sharpie.
Is that
yeah is that
do you think that's like
Probably what happened.
Do you think
it was like
you're late
it's late
you're getting fucked up
and your friend
is a tattoo artist
and you're like
trying to get better
at tattooing
and you're like
yeah just give me something
just work on it.
Let me tell you something.
Or do you think
it's like their version
of like
drawing a penis
on your head?
Like they're just surrounded with
tattoo guns and they're out of drugs.
And they're like, wouldn't it be funny?
Yeah. I don't think they were out of drugs.
I think they just re-upped.
You should have seen
the saloon door
of these maniacs walking in.
There was only five people to start.
They got the grill on
because they make something to serve.
I don't know what the fuck it was,
but the oil smoke.
They're making po' boys back there.
The oil smoking beyond belief.
It's a shithole bar.
There's a couple crackheads down at the end.
And look, I'm very well versed in drugs.
This guy,
I know the difference between coke and meth.
And if you're racking your jaw,
your eyes don't usually go like bananas
unless you just did half an eight ball
in one fucking sitting.
Were there any Eagles fans in there or no?
No.
If any of them had a football,
they would burn it to dust and then snort it.
They're not fucking interested in sports, dude.
I didn't know if any of the railroad people
got down there, you know? I'm talking two street fucking thugs would walk in. One dude. I didn't know if any of the railroad people got down there.
I'm talking two street fucking thugs would walk in.
One dude didn't have a shirt on.
They go right to the bathroom.
A guy comes out of the kitchen, meets him in the bathroom,
and then they come back and separate.
So this is like a den.
Like they're dealing there.
They're just wheeling and dealing.
The lady next to me just keeps like like she keeps switching like closer to the stool
and trying to tell me stories about like her her pop-pop fishing and shit and i was like yo
the fucking eagle
i'm watching sports center highlights dude i'm the only white dude in there.
Acting like it's McFadden's.
It was a place where I put my wallet in my boot.
You know?
I went to the bathroom.
I was like, oh, okay.
I need to... Why not just leave?
It's only a five-minute walk.
Why not just leave?
Get out of there.
I don't want to stare at the fucking ceiling.
No, there's tons of other bars.
You don't have to go to the...
No, there wasn't.
24-hour bar.
Late Sunday.
No way.
Everything closed.
Damn.
Everything's closed.
We didn't get home till midnight.
And this is like the French Quarter.
Yeah.
There's only like two or three bars open.
24 hours?
There was only one 24-hour bar within like five miles.
Jesus.
And I'm like, I'm going.
I will risk my life for this.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
Worth it.
I just went back.
I went back to the home.
It was nice
waking up.
Oh dude,
you should have fucking,
we stayed with two guys
that,
I knew one of the guys.
The other guy,
I didn't know.
Best dudes ever. They're fucking amazing guys South Jersey dudes he tells me when we set up the Airbnb with Chris and I
because there's two queen beds and I'm like are you guys cool staying in the bed together like
yeah we've been best friends for 25 years we We've done this a million times. I was like, yeah, Chris and I have been sleeping in the same bed for a long time.
Bart and Ernie.
And I get in there.
I drop my bag.
I'm in the king bedroom.
I wake up the next morning, hadn't seen them because I was out.
They're getting ready, and it's a queen.
And one dude's like 6'6".
And the other one's like 6'2".
And they're like sharing his queen bed.
And it's just me and Chris on this giant king,
but he never even got in the bed.
I went on the couch.
Yeah, I'm just masturbating every two hours.
Yeah, that's why I didn't want to walk in there.
He could have texted me.
I'm not walking into that room.
There's no fucking way.
Yeah, yeah.
Just play the room. Just have a fucking way. Yeah. Yeah. I was just having no voice going. Come on.
Like I lay down on the couch. It was perfect. Yeah. You did. You did use the couch. I mean,
couch is elite. That's a dog. That's a dog move. It's going, you know what? I'm fine.
I'm going to sleep on the couch. Yeah. I'm not'm not gonna worry all the lights still on yeah dude
it's nuts it's nuts how you can sleep yeah it was great it was great oh it's so funny because
the other guys were complaining about you coming home and like banging and dropping phones and
shit i didn't hear a peep yeah and i was in the hallway basically yeah i was not in good shape
i was not in good shape and then we got up like the the morning of the game they were like let's
go to the caa party it was like saquon's agent that that my buddy eric got us into it was just
like a it was like a brunch with rich people and uh sports center analysts. Sounds amazing. Yeah, you'd think.
What do they got for breakfast there?
We didn't get breakfast.
We just drank.
We sat by the bar and got ripped.
Huge mistake.
Get a couple waters in.
I just talked to old men that go to every Super Bowl.
This one guy went to 28 Super Bowls.
Some dude from like Washington area, Virginia or something.
That's got gotta be crazy.
He said he went to,
when Doug Williams won with Washington,
they went to that game.
And they were like,
we're gonna go to every Super Bowl
from here on out
because Washington's gonna be good for a while
and we'll just run the fucking gamut.
That was the last time.
They've seen their team yet.
But he said it's the best
thing
28 Super Bowls
that's my first
Super Bowl
I never went to
a Super Bowl
same
yeah
why would you
go unless
your team
was in it
100%
I mean it's
great
if you have
like all
access to
everything
it's fun
yeah but
even still
but you don't
care during the
game
what
imagine watching
the Eagles
Chiefs game
but I hold on this is not true because I think there was there's enough of But you don't care during the game. What? Imagine watching the Eagles-Chiefs game.
But hold on.
This is not true.
Because I think there's enough of the public that cared one way or the other.
People are tired of the Chiefs winning.
People want to see the Eagles win.
Yeah. Some of the public that aren't true diehard fans of either team.
But if you just go to see a blowout,
a complete domination,
that would be so fucking boring.
Yeah, you go to see the most incredible moments. Like our first win.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, the Patriots game would be an incredible game
if you're just a regular football fan.
Yeah.
That game,
you'd leave it half.
So go get a hooker.
What am I here for?
Beignets and hookers.
Good Lord.
What else, Chris?
Do you have anything else to add?
Or has this been your entire personality
for the last four days like me?
No, it's been everything for the past four days.
But I'm still
i just i i came home so scared i was like the tuesday was maybe one of the scariest
scaries i've ever had back that up i will back that up it was horrific yeah i didn't i didn't
leave the couch after the bed yeah i didn't get out of the bed till one went to the couch didn't
leave till six
or seven my girl would be like do you want a coffee she would ask me like the most basic
questions and i'd be like i can't yeah i can't answer that yeah i i've got no answers for you
right now i can't hold a conversation yeah i'm just gonna look we also got my phone yeah yeah yeah it's like can you just talk to
me we're gone for three days and i'm like i don't know how to form a sentence yeah you're gonna have
to give me give me a day yeah and then i woke up this morning i'm still yeah fog yeah not ready i
finally got to the gym and that finally kicked some of the fog oh really it was a weak performance
but i just like i shook up the system.
Yeah.
Got a little sweat.
I kept all the,
you know,
hoodie and sweatpants on
and just did a weird,
hangry,
aggressive old man
workout in the corner
by myself,
adorning the Eagles shit,
you know,
staring at every
fucking Cowboys fan.
Yeah.
God.
Should have bought
some Super Bowl gear.
We should have got
a Super Bowl bowl hat but now
we can get official one say i was there i would never wear super bowl gear before this no but
that's like there's a charm in that you went you went to it yeah you got it if you got it there
you went to it it's cruel yeah but yeah i've just been gaming i've been playing a lot of video games i'm back into i'm back into the game back into gaming you're gaming playing hell let loose figuring it out
that's how i spent a lot of today is this the game with with uh shane yeah you guys online together
yeah i love how you're like i need to like really start working i need to you, you know, my days have to be scheduled.
I know, I know.
That's coming.
That's tomorrow.
You're like, you know, I'm going to get an Xbox.
That's tomorrow.
I'm going to waste eight hours a day.
That's tomorrow.
It was just for the playoffs.
There's only one way to get through the hangovers
and the not having anything functioning to say.
Just game out for a little bit. Man like i like the camaraderie in there in the gaming system yeah i do i like i like i like the teamwork
it's a very team-oriented game it's very specialized you were in a headset too oh yeah
did shane get you into this uh obviously well's always been, I've always watched him play video games,
but this was the first one that I was like,
I kind of need to be in that.
I need to see what's going on.
It's very, it's like, yeah, it's great.
There's no, it's like Onward
where there's no like-
Purpose.
You don't buy a gun.
You don't like buy like a special gun
and have a weird costume.
You're just on a side.
You got to choose like a special thing to be and rock and roll yeah yeah and the other kids in there are like super hardcore
but you know they don't have like special stuff they're just like you know talking you through
yeah how to take a hill do all these autistics go nuts when they know it's Shane?
I don't think that...
Is he talking to them?
Nobody knows.
Yeah, yeah.
Nobody really knows.
It's just in there.
It's Shane Gillis 269.
Well, we always form a little battalion of our own.
Just you and Shane?
No, it's Shane, me, Billy, Spud.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Oh, you got a crew.
Well, say that.
Yeah, yeah.
The fuck?
That's why I said that. No, you never told me you had Billy and Spud in the crew. I just said it. I just said it. Yeah, Billy, Spud. Oh, okay. Yeah. Oh, you got a crew. Well, say that. Yeah, yeah. The fuck? That's why I said that.
No, you never told me you had Billy and Spud in the crew.
I just said it.
I just said it.
Yeah, Billy and Spud are in there.
Oh, it was on my phone.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's great.
Well, I'm happy for you, man.
Yeah.
Am I supposed to say that?
I'm a 40-year-old man.
I'm glad you found that Xbox game that you really love.
It's good.
It gets me through the scary days.
Yeah.
I don't know.
It might make it worse.
No, it's good.
It's good.
I think it'd just be like the overstimulation of like the audio
and the gunning and having a stranger talk to me.
The whole purpose of Scary Days
is to lock and load,
throw in Bourdain,
and just watch seven hours of cooking.
No, because a little bit of social contact helps.
You know what I mean?
You have a conversation that doesn't matter
and will never come back to you.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
It's like in the 90s,
you went, I'm going to go get a paper.
I'm going to go.
I want to go to Wawa.
I'm going to talk to somebody in line.
They'll smack me right out of it.
Right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because in the moment, you think everyone wants you to die.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
And then you want to talk to fucking John Collins from around the corner.
He goes, hey, Tommy.
And then you go, oh, how you feeling, man?
Yeah.
I'm in a fucking hole.
And then you feel comfortable because you're in a hole.
Yeah.
I'm not the only one.
Exactly.
Or, you know, you just get to go there and they go, oh, how you doing?
And you go, oh, okay.
And not everyone wants to kill me.
I'm okay.
Right.
You know what I mean?
Good to see you.
I've missed you.
I've been meaning to speak to you about what happened this weekend.
You're running into a debt collector.
Your old coke dealer.
It's like the worst trip of all time.
Your principal from high school still thinks you're fat and retarded.
Oh, you can afford two bacon, egg, and cheeses, and where's my money?
Look who finally got a job, huh?
No more painting in a shed you guys got room for one more
can I buy an Xbox
yeah get an Xbox get in there
no I want to do the Oculus again
I'm gonna
yeah Oculus is good
but this game's pretty fun
it's
it's yeah
you just get
you get non-stop murdered yeah is it like is it
very hard that as soon as you get realived you get fucking killed no no no you can like you can
it's so like open you can kind of go anywhere like you if but if the combat's so fucking hard
damn all our artistic fans who kicked off when we were talking about sports are going to be pissed.
They didn't get this insider information to this game.
Dude, it is so hard to shoot somebody.
It's crazy.
Then why do you like this?
Because your friends play it?
No, because when you do work with a squad, it's fun.
Okay, have you ever tried playing this game?
Only one guy in your party
has like a specific weapon to destroy tanks.
There's only one guy who can like set up
like fucking respawn points.
There's only one guy who's like a medic.
There's only one guy.
Damn.
Who's like an officer.
That gay that you're the medic?
I've been the medic.
I've been the medic.
I've been the medic.
The whole time?
I've been the medic. I've been the medic I've been the medic I've been the medic the whole time I've been the medic
I've been the medic
not the whole time
but it was like
one guy was already
one guy was already
the respawn guy
and I'm getting
non-stop murdered
I was like
I gotta do something
to help
I gotta bring guys
back to life
that's hilarious
I'm just running around
doing some revives
yeah
it's like playing
street football and you're like, you know what you're going to do? You're going to get
water for the whole squad.
And when you're the little brother,
then you got to do it. And it feels good.
The four-year-old little brother.
Something that is.
Dude, I have no idea what's
going on. It's actually a great
movie. The 40-year-old little brother
just never got out of it
he's still getting fucked
still getting crushed
from his brothers
you know you're the fastest
boy in the family can you go get my shoes
I'll tie you
you go upstairs get my shoes
you're like oh my face
that wasn't good at being the medic either
oh my god dude medic sucks medic you're getting You're like, oh, my face. That wasn't good at being the medic either. Oh, my God, dude.
Medic sucks.
Medic, you're getting ripped to pieces.
Who's the best player in the squad?
Shane, definitely, but we're all kind of bad.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's a lot of luck.
Why is he better?
Did he put more hours in, or has he got a better shot?
Yeah, he's more patient. He he put more hours in or has he got a better shot? Yeah, he's more patient.
He's put more hours in.
He'll set up somewhere
and just wait
to just fucking kill people.
Yeah, yeah.
Whereas Billy Spud and I
have been kind of just like...
Bro.
Yeah, yeah.
The first time I played with Shane,
he'd be behind a bunch of sandbags
waiting and I'd be waiting and then I'd be like, hey, we got her. He's bored. Yeah, yeah, there's like the first time I played with Shane he'd be like behind a bunch of sandbags Waiting and I'd be waiting and then I'd be like, hey, we got his boy. Yeah
Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna go to that next little grassy knoll dig in like jump over the fence
Yeah, all right redeploy
Yeah medic yeah fuck dude yeah
yeah I guess I do
I do miss that
I mean I do miss camaraderie
it's fun
what's nice about this
is that it's like
it's super low stakes
every time you get killed
you just hop back in
yeah
and there's no like
yeah
there's nobody like
jumping around
in a crazy way
it's all just grown men yeah acting like
working together yeah it's grown men acting like children playing yeah fighting as the nazis
are you guys nazis sometimes you guys sometimes you're either american
nazi or soviet oh it's world war i. Oh, it's World War II or I?
It's World War II, yeah.
All right.
Yeah, yeah.
Again, you're always leading with the wrong thing.
Now we're talking.
And you're defending fronts or trying to...
There's a couple different styles.
There's one style where you're trying to run to the edge of a board
and you're trying to just clear a board.
Sometimes it's meet in the middle, conflict yeah sometimes you're just defending match play hold it down or get the flag yeah yeah
it's just yeah you're just holding certain like areas and it'll like change as the other team
like overruns you or you man i can't believe i've asked so many questions dude it's it's i'm telling
you you played a little play a little bit of it yeah you're going to love it. I bet it's fun.
I bet it's fun.
Everybody's got a headset?
Yeah.
I don't know if I could do that.
It's so fun.
I can't even wear cans on a podcast.
You could wear a headset.
You would enjoy a headset.
Yeah.
Once you get in there.
Why can't they figure out technology where you just put a little...
Like earbuds in?
Yeah.
I'm sure you can.
I still call them air buds.
What's the AirPod thing called?
AirPods.
They're AirPods.
Yeah.
It was basically an AirBud.
Yeah, why can't you just use those?
You might be able to.
Is it a hard wire or Wi-Fi?
No, no, no.
Yeah, it's Wi-Fi.
It's goddamn, it's good. It's Wi-Fi. It's god damn. It's good.
It's a good time.
We'll cut all that. I'm sorry, dude.
I want to know about the game, but
Jesus.
Oh my god.
You just dig in with your boys?
Yeah.
You just in a group chat going going you guys ready to hit the terrain
yeah yeah anyone want to get loose yeah anyone want to be let loose yeah how many times you're
probably with your girl and you're like yeah i could probably uh give me like 20 minutes
yeah dinner's almost over it It's new, yeah.
I thought we were going to watch this show.
Yeah.
We can, a little bit.
That's a new, yeah.
I got to jump on this call.
Once you start gaming, there's a lot of new battlefronts that open up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She's playing Capture the Fang.
Let's go. Let's go.
Let's go.
Come on.
Top comment.
Come on.
No, but it is the best way to hang out with the boys and not get fucking drunk.
You think I'm doing this sober, dude?
You're out of your fucking mind.
You got it.
That's bullshit. That's bullshit.
That's crazy.
Imagine if we played oxy with sober.
True.
I have.
It's not the same experience.
No.
But this, you got to stay focused.
You got to be, you know.
Nah, when you're Lucy dropping, you get a lot sharper.
Yeah, there's a zone you stop hesitating
there's a zone
you trust your instincts
they might be off
but if you're in that perfect
three to four beer range
headshots galore
everybody's getting headshots
I'm telling you dude
headshots are hard to come by
yeah
is it bolt action
yeah it depends some are bolt action some are yeah some it bolt action? Yeah, it depends.
Some are bolt action.
Some is like a machine gun,
but it fucking sprays all over the place.
Dude, it's hard.
It's very challenging.
Are you in the back of a tank?
Yeah.
Sometimes you can get a team together
and hop in a tank.
A turret?
One guy's driving.
One guy's in the turret.
The other guy's spotting.
Yeah.
You'd be a good spotter.
Dude, I want to be
a spotter medic. Every time I get
in, because there's one group that's just
recon, where you can just kind of go
wherever, and you set up little respawn
things, and it's just a sniper and a guy with
fucking... I want to be the binoculars
so bad. The binoculars.
Yeah, the binoculars so bad. The binoculars. Yeah, the binoculars.
Do you think old actual snipers and military vets
jump into this game to see how realistic it is?
They go, what if I do that recon with me and my boy?
I mean, it would be...
Like if me and this guy shared sand time
and he was my recon boy,
he was the fucking, you know, three clicks left.
Well, it is.
Southwest.
It is the most,
the most annoying thing about the game is that like fucking onward.
Like you just look places.
Yeah.
It's awesome.
You know, this is like,
you have to adjust the speed at which you like move the gun.
You know what I mean?
It's like you're dug in here i can't i
have to like all the way turn around to see what's over there instead of just being like
wait what why though you could do this in real life the only with the oculus in the video game
you there's no way to separate like oh oh you're ahead i know what you're saying like yeah everything
moves i think you're basically in a tank.
I think we're saying in World War II,
you couldn't do this.
No, you can't.
But for a real guy in this game,
he'd be like, well, this is crazy.
If I'm the spotter,
I'm just going to go like...
Yeah.
Instead of like,
oh, hold on,
the joystick's got to move my head.
Yeah.
Well, that's why I hit got to move my head. Yeah. Okay, now I hit X.
100 hours makes you a good player.
You start learning how to, I don't know, manipulate.
I think so, yeah.
Yeah.
I got to make some adjustments setting-wise, but.
Man, if you told me this first hour of the podcast would be mostly about video gaming,
after the greatest weekend Super Bowl win of our life, I would.
Well, this is how you recover from a weekend of celebrating.
The botchery.
Yeah.
You sit at home.
Yeah.
You talk into a headset.
Wow.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know either, man.
There's not much else there is to say, you know?
Yeah.
I got absolutely shit faced this weekend
wire to wire
watched the greatest
game ever
yeah
now it's just about
getting back to normal
now it's being sober
and playing video games
yeah
man you're gonna be a blast
hopefully
hopefully I gotta figure out
how to set some charges
in this game
you gotta figure out how to blow some charges in this game you gotta figure out
how to blow things up
that's been a huge problem
was that a play on words
because it said blast
where we at
I'm gonna piss
47
alright
I can do that
you can hold on
yeah I can hold on.
Where'd you guys go before this?
Did you go out to a nice dinner?
Went to dinner, yeah.
Nice.
Where'd you go?
Yeah, because yesterday we were fucking dead.
We found a seafood place not too far from here that's really nice.
It's called Salt.
Salt.
Salt Lick?
Salt Lick.
I think it is called Salt Lick.
Is it like a big... Does it have fire pits and stuff? Salt lick. I think it is called salt lick.
Is it like a big fire pit? It's called salt traders. Salt traders. It's got great seafood, got mussels, nice fish and chips. I got some tartare, tuna tartare.
That's what I need. I had so much meat this whole boys weekend I'm all meat it out yeah it was that I
needed a cleanse and that's the cleanse fried cod it is it was I full stuff
french fries ketchup give me the grease me the basic yeah yeah oh man
tartar would be wonderful yeah I mean my ass was also
Throwing up foam
For fucking four days
So
Oh my god
Just fucking
Rose blood bubbles
Flying out of my
Dude
Flying out of my shit
Oh my god
That was a bad
It was a bad weekend
Wish it never went
That was the best
God it was the best
Gotta change it Gotta change it up it was one of those
weekends like you just don't it starts hitting you like i just started looking at videos and
photos and stuff yeah i didn't take too many photos but the ones i got i'm like that was so
yeah i didn't yeah so we didn't do we took two one photo together. It was at the end. Yeah, I got a picture of us in the seats.
Was I there?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Where me and Tommy sit.
Dude.
I was doing blow with the dude behind us.
Oh, man.
Yeah, I just.
Yeah, I didn't take, I didn't really take any videos of like the after party, the post
game thing.
I have little, I have little reels in my head of going up to Ian Book
and going, go Irish!
And him going...
I remember a lot of snippets.
Yeah.
I hung on to a lot of good stuff.
Yeah?
Yeah, which might be gone by...
Yeah, I have nothing but scary, scary memories.
Dancing was fun.
Dancing was fun? You were going fucking ham.
Seeing Max.
You were ripping it up.
Little sass there was fun.
Yeah.
But then.
I left right before that.
Everything outside of that is, yeah.
Yeah.
Disastrous.
Yeah.
Hey.
Yeah.
Yeah, dude.
Just nothing to say.
I mean, I went to a, yeah.
A few things I'm not going to talk about, but.
Yeah, just your ears ringing screaming
in a girl's face
going I can't
literally hear you
I can't hear you
just wearing
Eagles gear
so embarrassing
thinking back
it's like one of those
experiences you go
oh fuck
Shane's buddy got
one of those
one of the goggles Yeah, the goggles.
I know he told me.
It's got a Super Bowl logo on it.
He scooped them at the after party.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Brilliant.
When my daughter, Big X the Plug's favorite.
They were in the little waiting area.
Which, by the way, that place was great.
I ran into a couple old friends from Delco.
My buddy Jeff Moore from iHeart was there. I ran into a couple old friends from Delco my buddy Jeff Moore from iHeart
was there
I ran into
Caddy
my boy
Cooch's
younger brother's
best friend
I haven't seen in years
probably just got slapped
on the back
just be like
yeah where you been
you fucking greaseball
and I'm like
I don't know
I'm sorry
I've been living life
outside of your
fucking hell hole
been down in Texas but yeah that little that little area that we had roped off was great sorry I've been living life outside of your fucking hell hole.
Down in Texas.
But yeah, that little area that we had roped off was great.
And then two hours later,
everybody just,
it was just salmon going upstream.
All the salmon were
models. The days were too long.
Just hot women breaking
in front of us and lying.
There weren't that many. There was like three girls that were clearly models.
Yeah, yeah.
All the things.
They kind of looked like fish.
Yeah.
They were like aliens up close.
Almost aliens.
But from afar, you're like, oh my God, that's the most beautiful angel I've ever seen in my life.
Six two.
I'm in line with a bunch of fucking hammers
and they just keep breaking ahead.
I'm going, come on.
And I'm trying to yell at somebody,
you know, ahead going, tell her no.
Yeah.
And then finally some fucking meatbag behind me
decided he was going to do the same thing
and I put my hand on his thing,
on his shoulder,
and I was like, yo, there's a fucking line.
They can fucking do it.
It's Cooper DeGene.
Yeah, I wouldn't know.
Hey, bud. Yeah, yeah.
A little respect. I got purple coke falling out of my nostrils. He's got a big bottle of champagne.
You know there's a fucking line here, pal.
He's still got the goggles on.
Nah, man.
Take a piss.