Stuff Island - Tim Butterly - Stuff Island #249

Episode Date: September 2, 2026

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Did you get the tan one? Yeah. We have the same size bean. That one's a little snug on me, but... Meet me, too. Yeah. You have a bigger head than me now. Not by much.

Tim's got a fucking bucket, dude. I had to let this one out. You want? I had to loosen the... Yeah, I bet you did. From whoever died in this thing? That is an OG. We went to the...

surplus the navy army is there a chin strap on these or they just balance on your head not for you they'd probably take the strap off once uh once the deals made at the funeral yeah once they fold that flag they're just like let's take this fucking strap off and smoke it with my friend dude it's so hard to get the chin strap off the back off the back of the helmet yeah there's a little clipsky yeah yeah it's tough dude it's really Have you tried already? I think I did. You can see the hook right there.

You got to like loosen it and then the hook itself is like kind of tricky, I think. I know he'd fly right through this. Yeah. He's going to turn this into a fucking pair of shorts. That's the thing though. It's already loose enough to unclip it, you know?

But you still can't. There's like a ball joint in the end? They always show in the movies that it's unclipped. Do you think that's true or do you think they all rocked it pretty tight and scared? You know, private. We were definitely, you had to have a strap fully. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. But I'm sure dudes that they were like... It was in 1944 in the strap. Is that like a woman coming out of like a party? And she just goes, bink, takes her fucking tight brow off. Dude, taking the Kevlar off and black. Yeah. Like taking ski boots off after a fucking long day?

Yeah, yeah. It's got to feel so good. These things have to stink. Wait, you guys had to. flat jackets like like the with just the metal plates in them

yeah for everybody you all have bulletproof vests so you go out you have Kevlar lining and then you'll insert a sappy plate which is like a big

fucking brick yeah it's like a like a sheet plate for cooking and so you have two of them on the front and the back they have side ones

yeah yeah yeah why you try to bend over you pinch you wasn't there some fucking maniac that like

went on a shooting spree years ago and he just put like pots and pans in his shirt and he fought off the couch for like three hours dude I think that might have been the movie Hook Yeah Wasn't there a little army of ragtag boys

That'd be a great commercial For like a new potware You know what I mean Just hire some fucking Some kid that was abused in school True Just rip them up. Next hex clad.

Next hex clad. Yeah. Throw a few hex clads in his chest. Isis has a blot on their head. Go shoot up this bus station in Minnesota. Bing. Bing. Just walking to like robocop.

It's still not stick. Outside of this bullet wound. It's still nonstick. What are you looking up there, Tim? I had to take the Subaru in because the AC stopped working. It's going to be $2,000. Damn. That's,

tough. That's good podcasting. Yeah, no, that's nice, dude. Talk about shame. The Subaru's got to go in. What happened? The whole AC broke? Yeah, it's sort of clicking yesterday. Some fat dike just squirted all in the fucking vent. Yeah. Sorry for your super. It's all over.

It's all over. Yeah. This is the end of the line for me. I know. You just got a new whip. I know, but that's what happened. I'm not going to say what it is. The Subaru saw that car. A hundred percent. Oh, my. It was like, I'm fancy too. Yeah.

You wouldn't believe how much this radiator costs. The Subaru is total. It's like breaking up with your husband. Oh, my God. You see the husband with a new hot wife and you're just like, let's get this stuff to fuck over with it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll see. I got a leak.

It's ear to ear. That bitch is too hot for me. Is that a Lindsay Clancy reference? Hell know. What's that bitch up to? Who's Lindsay Clancy? Lindsay Clancy, it's all going around the internet. But there's a lady who like killed all of her kids and then jumped out of a window.

Oh. Oh, yeah. She strangled three of her children. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and there's a bunch of fucking psychopaths supporting her. Now I'm locked into this fake 49ers player. What is going on with that? Are we going right now? Yeah.

Okay, what's going on with the fake 49ers player? You haven't seen any of this? It's my whole Twitter. It's just some fake 40 NFL player, just some black dude that fleeced all these fucking women. Yeah, donating thousands of dollars. to what he considered to be like a good investment. And then he would just, him and his buddy,

he was an 18-year-old kid, the, you know, the financial guru. And he would go online and do like fucking dig-out routes on a beach wearing this San Francisco helmet. And he always rocked San Francisco gear, everywhere he goes, to pretend to be a nineer. Now, did he say he was a nineer or was it just implied?

No, it's... Hey, it's me again. I'm on the Niners, by the way. Here we go. Yeah, dude, there's a video. him going to a barbershop holding his helmet so this dude's just where...

Now that's different though from saying out loud that I play for the 49ers. They would say that and then take a fucking helmet to a barbershop. Well then that just seems like you don't need to do both. You could just say I mean...

That's a red flag, right? Although if you're holding the helmet, it's like I know you probably don't believe it. How would I get this? That's so insane. You think I live driving distance from the models? Yeah. If I'm not in the NFL, why am I asking you for money?

He would just show like fancy car keys of like high-end Lamborghinis and Porsches and all this shit. He would talk about the houses that he owned. At one point he said he was like, he came from a... This is the very convincing NFL player. Dude. Well, it just tells you how retarded women are because they, he was making, he'd scandal or schemed like $1.3 million dollars out of these people. What was the investment that he was pitching him on?

just gains he would go give me one to three thousand dollars as long as it's not going to kick you out of your apartment but if it does kick you out of your apartment mom and dad don't you want you to don't want you to live there anymore you can come stay with me in my fancy hotel in X city

and then he got traded to the fucking Rams in his fake world that's that's that is wow I'm really starting to come around I'm obsessed we can't hang out anymore just got trained the Rams the documentary on this dude is going to be

lights out because it just shows you how stupid people are. Yeah. And also like the dig routes he was doing on the beach. It's like how they look. Huh? How they look? So bad. Yeah. So bad. Right, but you're on the beach. You get a little, you get a little bit of flexibility. A little give and take. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Someone watching goes, they is on the beach. And he doesn't have a, he doesn't have a buddy that can actually throw a ball like on point. So his buddy's underthrown and overthrowing and he's just like, he's just a buck. Yeah. Dude, it's, it's, it's so comical that it almost can't be real, but it's was he jacked? Like,

I'm so entrapped in this fucking this lie that made him a meme forever. It was women he was mostly fleecing. Yeah. Smart. Yeah, Instagram pigs. That's great because they don't follow it closely enough. Yeah. And all these IG

pigs would be leaving like probably a great man, you know, a decent life. Just going, I level it up. There's my, I got five, finally got in a league. Is this why, wait, was the league combating this by having players go out and be like, when you make 50 million, it's like, that's not 50 million. It's like, first of all, I got by my mama house.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Are they doing that to get out in front of financial scammers? Like, these guys are actually broke. Don't trust any of them. If you see a football player claiming to have money, that's a liar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ask about his mom's house first. That's your first question.

Yeah. Then he claimed he didn't, he didn't make the 53-man roster because he had a pinky injury. and there's still these fucking fat-tid retards going out. I like this guy. So girls were like going on in line checking the roster and they were like, what's going on with this? Yeah, sign the practice squad. Binky issue.

I think it was friends of friends. People that actually knew what was going on going. I can't find this guy anywhere. Somebody finally dove into this. But this guy, he did some damage for how long. It was probably a year, year or two. Yeah, this guy was like in the public guy. Legendary rookie year.

Legendary rookie year. This guy needs no headstraps, dude. That's crazy. Yeah. I can't believe you haven't seen this. I saw just like, I saw it for some reason I saw like the video of him like, I didn't see him actually moving,

but I saw just him in the 49ers helmet like on the fucking beach. Yeah. And I just scrolled past. I don't really follow sports. I don't. I don't need to see whatever that guy is. He technically tricked you. He did.

Chris said him too great. What? I was scrolling past and him trick him. But what twists? Because you didn't question it. If you didn't question it, he tricked you.

It counts. No, I immediately dismissed it. Bro, he wore the same outfit. I know. You went, I don't care.

I was like, I don't care about. Whatever that is, is not. He would wear, he's like Bart Simpson. He would wear the same outfit every fucking day.

He would have like a fucking 49ers leotard on. and like a du rag and he would just dress like a nineer and then carry a helmet everywhere and these women and then he would just go

he would pull up in a rented car or I can't stand him yeah I can't stand my father Josh

you cut that Josh you got when I said Niners that's not wrong with that you're always scamming women yeah I was walking around with their helmets

that was in Dick's sporting goods yesterday and I spent a lot of time in the football helmet section. Yeah. Just looking at them. Just trying stuff on? Yeah. Oh, I didn't bring myself to put them on. I didn't bring myself to put them on, but I was holding them. Yeah. Looking them.

Yeah. I get that way. I smell a mitt. Oh, dude. I love smelling a mitt. If I get to a dix, yeah. Jesus. If I get to like a sporting goods place, I like smelling that. I like smelling that. I like smelling that. Taking a big hard with, dude. I want to smell that unadulcated fucking leather. Man, that'll bring you back.

It's like, it's like PTSD for worship. You know what I mean? You see it all. You see your dad hitting a dry ball right in your fucking, your knee for no reason, just getting angry at you.

But you smell that bit, you go, it's going to be all right. Dude, looking at new kinds of cleats. You know, I would have been so fast. Yeah, technological advancement of cleats.

I would have been so fast. Yeah, I get it. It's starting to put a little spike like kind of on the outs. Yeah. Like, oh my God. It's like the lateral movement. Unbelievable.

It's the do claw on a dog. Yeah, it is. It's the one that takes down, like takes down a wolf. You put a dew claw on a cleat. Bro, I'll get drafted top 10.

Yeah. And I can blow your knees out now. If you tried to adapt to that technology now, you didn't grow up in it. See you. ACL's gone. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I almost died at fucking joke world. What? I didn't hear anything about that. Yeah. Shut up. I don't know. talking about.

Did you go brusky tumble? Nope. I was talking about the Niners. There's a loose floorboard. I was wearing a football helmet. I couldn't balance myself. I had my goddamn Niners helmet on. Oh, man.

Well, Timmy, thanks for joining this, buddy. Thank you for having me. It's great to be here. You think the Subaru's gone? Subaru's fucked. $2,000. to replace the condenser? Come on. You gotta get a second opinion.

Yeah. What are condensers going for right now? It's apparently over $1,000. Damn. What's a condenser? The AC. Oh, you gotta get a whole new unit. Yeah, recondenses the fluid, I think.

Nice. You know? No, I like that. Yeah, yeah. You did this and your head went. What? It evaporates and then it condenses again. It's a condenser.

What do you guys think about just like paying it and not telling my wife how much it costs? Uh, would you guys? she'd be mad about that? I think she would be, well, I think women on the whole have a difficult time processing the cost of any sort of mechanical repair. So they could have told me it was $300

and she'd be like, that's insane. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. In fairness, women, I'm in a very similar boat. Someone's just like,

this is what this cost. I'm like, that's nuts. This does not seem right. So I'm not going to do it, obviously. But boy, oh boy,

I'm in a real fucking pickle, man. Yeah. I'd rather not. talk about something fun instead because I think this is fun it's interesting to people that are going through the same fucking thing. Yeah so I'm not a wealthy man. Also isn't that like

we got to talk about totaling costs right? Does he total the car? I think it does. What year is this car? 14. You blue bucket? I could right now. You could blue bucket. Josh should have been doing this the second he went live. He's watching his own skits. He's editing his own skits. Is that our only source for car information

these days? Is the blue book still? I think we just have to wait. Yeah. accept it. Yeah. It's a, it's a car fax. You're close to

total. It's a 2014 Forrester with a hundred and 96,000. Oh, that's something crazy. Oh, that's,

190,000. What could, that could be outside of the 2000? What could you trade that in for? It says 3,000.

It says 3,000 and 12,000. All right. Here's what you do. Try and trade it in without saying anything. Like no one else

has tested this. Right. Here's your second opinion. Okay. Try and trade car in. Okay. If it comes back with $3,000 to $5,000,

buy. Yeah. Get your baby a new fucking galant. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and then you go, I need to keep the condenser. What's it going cost now? Is that all right? Just that's how you find the true price of the condenser.

Let's see I take that condenser out. What's the way do you share the value is? The closest thing I have to that is. You go to like a used game store and you go and how much is it without the box? Yeah. It's a part of the shit. It's like that gift you got from we don't have to. That was what a sweet gift that was.

It wasn't a condenser for a 2014 Superforcer was it? No, but the exterior was a gorgeous fucking Lamborghini. The inside was a fucked up condenser. Nothing usable. Nothing was total when it got here. Yeah. Now they they sent me like $12

caviar that just got left out in the sun. For six weeks in all, there's actually fish grown in this thing. They spawned. They were moving, dude. They sent me breeding sturgeon. Send me a chemistry kid, dude.

But let me tell you something. The box is beautiful. The box is unbelievable. Whoever's doing the packaging is... Yeah. And you looked at the blue book on it. It was really $12. I thought Tommy did.

Yeah. I looked it up. Each ingredient. Yeah. I think the total was like eating it. Like 50 bucks. Well, it was 28 ounces. 28 ounces.

Yeah, yeah. Actual caviar is like $300. It's a lot of fucking money. Came out to $12. Why can't they just breed more? Why can they just make those eggs? You know what I mean? Well, there's Roe as opposed to caviar.

Roe is just regular eggs. But caviar is like a special level of eggs. It's expensive. is wild caught, wild caught eggs. Yeah, I don't trust anything about wild caught anymore. No? Nah. Why?

That's a broken fucking AC unit. Wild caught is? Yeah. Because they're not actually catching them in the wild. They just have them in like a big bag. They catch a few in the wild, and they put them in a fucking bin. Let them come all over each other.

Most of your wild caught fish is mislabeled or something like that. 100%. Yeah. I don't know the difference. Yeah. If it looks pink, it's salmon for sure. Or like that pink orange color or whatever. That's all dying.

Yeah. diet, right? Yeah, we're dying right now because of what we eat. I don't think so. I think we're going to be all right. Yeah, when you're drinking tea. I got the tea going. It's a good way out. Yeah. Get a nice little afternoon tea. I would love to become more of a tea team in. Of course. You know, I've said this on with you. It's like an afternoon. Literally, get a podcast. Don't I say this? Chris changes.

Yeah, yeah. He's got a new thing. Actually, I don't want to get into any high level tea. Okay. Well, then don't start at the bullshit. If you don't care, don't do it. Lipton's bags. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. And just kettle, kettle on the stove, Lipton. So it's more about process. It's not about

the quality. Yes, yes. All right, boil water and stare at it. No, no, no, no, no, because I want to drink it. Could you, are either you guys? I got a flavor that boiled water. Are you, are you, are either of you Yerba guys? No, what is the, what is you know, Yerba month? You get that. Yeah.

I felt right to that. You ever heard of Nunya? There's like a whole ceremony for Yerba Mata, where it's in like the bowl and you put the thing with the straw and it's mostly it looks like grass clippings and that's the whole thing and then you sip out of the bottom of it or something.

I don't really know enough about it. Oh, wait, this is the foundation clay pot where you put the strainer in the middle with raw teas. Yeah. Yeah. And sit from the bottom. Yeah, and looks like you're drinking a puddy.

I appreciate all these processes for both coffee and tea. I like to be a letty. I don't want to drink it, but I do watch a lot of video. I watch all of YouTube shorts of guys making it. Making tea or Yerba Lameh. Yerba mater. Is it an involved process?

Is it like a... Seems like a total pain in the fucking ass, dude. It seems like there's no possible way it's worth it unless you have literally nothing else going on. Yeah. And then you take one sip and guess what? All the water's gone. So you got to pour more in and you got to scoop

all your fucking chunks of bullshit off to the side. Bigger, gay-ass straw all the way to the bottom. And there's no way it tastes any good at all, but it looks really nice to do. It's just concentrate. They're just making a hard brick of uncut cocaine for tea.

For sure, I guess so. Someone that really gives a fuck. Yeah, and I just, I wish I had room in my life to, I mean, I know. I don't know if this is, these are people with zero problems, but I just can't imagine having room in my heart for all of that.

Yeah, they may have like a, a mountain of problems they're not addressing yeah yeah first of which is the Yerba tea mattee whatever

that they're cooking you know what I mean like that sounds like someone who's hiding from the world is a Yurba Mate I'm gonna bury myself in process

yeah yeah because I was hurt yes yeah I've been let down and I've been mistreated yeah why don't you paint some pewter figures and fucking just chill out

yeah do it the right way that's my favorite part of like just you in general just figuring out what the next thing is just you know he's in a tea now I know yeah no it's great

I'm not into tea now I just made a tea I've never seen to make a tea I like to watch you make a tea and I like the idea of a kettle getting heavily used you know what I mean yeah you don't all right this episode is brought to you by quince

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Go birds. Go draft kings. All right, cool. Now back to the episode. What do you call your wife? a kettle. I want a kettle that's really working. You know what I mean?

When you come over someone's house and the kettle has really been beat. Dented shit. Yeah, Dented. It's like a Kast iron. It doesn't even whistle anymore. Kest iron pan.

I like those ones where they slowly change colors when they get like to a certain temperature. You know what I mean? Like if you boiled enough shit in them. Yeah. They get like a rusty green. Yeah, that's not good. No, well, it's oxidizing.

It's bleeding to paint, but oxidizing. No, no, this is no paint. It's just a pure metal. You got to get a piece of iron, dude. You can't be fucking with that paint bullshit. Well, iron, I think that can be a problem too, no. I'll sit back to that.

It could be a problem too, huh? We're a natural tea guy. That was a quick iron jab. Let you sit in it while I sip. I don't fuck with iron. That's the beauty of tea, too, is you always got tea in your hand. You can buy some time. Yeah.

You know what I mean? If someone asks you a question, you go, what? You start thinking, how do we respond to this? Take a sip from my lead tainted furnace. Yeah. You mind getting out of my car? What was that? Excuse me, I've got a hot tea in my lap.

Yeah, I could use a new thing if you got any pointers. I'm a huge new things guy, and I'm just in a new things drought right now. Yeah. Getting into old things a lot, and it's just like I need a fresh. Going back to things. kites, but it's just impossible to figure out any information online. About, like, kites and, like, where to go with it? Like, where, what's the, what's the first step up?

So I got a kite from Costco and it's nice. What's the, I can't figure out the step between that and building your own kites from scratch. I think, there's got to be a hobbyist kite to buy, and I'm just not getting the information. Well, I think it starts with buying the, like, baseline Walmart kite. That's romantic. Right. And then, it's going great. Then you need to find a friend who also's kite.

This is a dead end for every new thing for me You have to find a friend in the thing The only real the way to like truly elevate Is to be start doing like a blue angels type kite work You know what I mean? Friends Yeah yeah yeah So you gotta guys

Tommy I don't even want to hear it You know that would be fun as fuck If the three of us had kites ripping in coordination Yeah three of us You were talking about finding strangers online No no no I'm not saying To fucking blue angel kites in a fucking yard I'm just saying you need to get other people involved in

the kites arey right what is it kiterre yeah arena what is he what do you call a bag of kites an enthusiast he called a bag of kites candy bars so then

once you start figuring out what your moves are right what you like to do how you guys want to shape it then you start building your own to execute but now you're risking one of you falling behind one of you's fall behind like Tommy, let's pick it up. The altitude, altitude.

The distance in it. And he doesn't give a fuck. He's just doing it to drink with us. You guys are drinking tea and his straws. I'm like, it's mine's not going up. Mine's not going up. Did you forget your turtleneck? We're going guiding.

God damn it's tangled again. Bring it down. Bring it down. He used to let. He said left. You can't. No, but you can't fucking... Have you guys not been practicing?

At 5, 6, 7, 8. Yeah, dude. That's where you... Yeah, to practice, you got to find like a good dead tree and be like whipping in and out of the branches. You know what I mean? Whoa. Like a karate guy.

Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. So I'm trying to get there, but it's just slow going. Hold on. Yeah, you need... Look. I'll kite with you. Thank you.

That's all I was looking for. That's why I left the house. Yeah, dude. Because I kite it, man. It must have been a couple years ago now. Even just getting it up. It was such a pleasure. Yeah.

Yeah, getting it up is good. When you feel the, yeah, when you feel the tug of the wind. No, you got to get to the kite, the kite guys that I see on the beaches and stuff. You got to have like a special forces like wing. You know what I mean? you gotta have like You gotta navigate the skies It can't just be a standard

Cross section kite It just sits up there And you pull it You need flaps You want to do dudes with two strings Yeah two handles These guys with the handles Yeah

And they navigate like a fucking Black Hawk Or whatever I like a long tail too With like some ribbons on it Mm-hmm Jesus Christ Well it helps you gauge the wind Oh the ribbons

The wind direction And it's also a little bit of pizzazz Yeah He's also a little bit of possess. True. It's a little bit of flair. A little whimsy. And if another person was flying,

you can whip them with it. You know what I mean? Now we're dog fighting? You can do a towel, man. A towel whip in the sky. A dog fighting guys. You're flying it right?

If you're flying it right? Jesus Christ. Let me taste this tape. You could really smack this. What the fucking? You're getting herbed out. I'll tell you that. You're going to have an herbal dose.

I'm what? whipping fucking strangers cuttail. Yeah. Well, they do have battle kites and everybody's up there and you've got like a sharp part of the string and you rip

everyone else's strings and it's like Oh, you cut it off. Yeah, I think it's mostly for children, but I was watching a video of an adult man just dominating them. Yeah, he was there for the children. He was almost too good at kiting to molester child, which seems impossible.

Yeah, he was locked the fuck in. No, because you sliced the cord and it goes, into the trees and then you're like you follow the kid into the woods yeah you gotta fuck him in that wild master pedophile technique yeah why don't you go get it

I'll help like a Israeli sniper you wound one that's half of the Epstein files written on kites Josh I might be stuck in the helmet

Josh I can't believe you put the strap on. It's so heavy. Oh, wait, there we go. Oh, my God, dude. And you're getting yelled at by Latinos in this? Unbelievable. Why did they make it so heavy?

Well, that's an old... Protect a bullet. Yeah, it's an old... They've got to lighten them up now, right? Teflare? They're still heavy? They're still this heavy. Fuck that.

How much you think that weighs, like two, three pounds? It's guarantee it's more than two or three pounds. I promise you it's near eight. That is not a 10 pound helmet. It's eight pounds. No, it doesn't feel that way in your head because it's well balanced.

It's eight pounds. You got a good balanced helmet. Well, with him, that nose and ass, that thing's fucking. That thing could be 50 pounds. You got a nice alignment. That fucking beacon buns. Are you making any progress on your pelvic tilt?

Yeah. Yeah? Doing stretches? That's three pounds? I guarantee it's not. I guarantee this is not three pounds. You look up, let me feel that.

This is the current one. I remember field. The older ones are 3.6. That's five at least. No. Dude, five pounds is. It's a nice helmet. You got to.

get a scale. You have a scale? We need one. You don't weigh your tea leaves? No. Maybe that's three pounds. Oh shit. Did you just fucking...

Is this two helmets? Hold on. Is this World War II? Yeah. I was wearing two helmets? Yeah. He had two pairs of helmets his whole time. In the middle of a war.

Yeah. What the fuck? That's when you're on deck for getting shot. You swing with a weighted helmet. Started watching Friday night lights. First time? Yeah, TV series. Because I love that actor.

I love the coach. Yeah. Whatever his name is. What's his name? He's phenomenal. I can't stay in that guy. No, that's ridiculous. I love Chandler?

Yeah. I don't like him. Do you see too much of yourself on him? You love me? I love Chandler. All right. I'll drop it then What don't you like about him

He's killing him He's killing it He's perfect I don't It's like watching a fucking Terrible movie series Where it's like Okay let's go to war

If I don't believe In that commander Are you saying like As a coach I see too much actor in him To be Not enough coach I don't like the way

He's talking to that quarterback And I don't believe it Well I yeah I think it is a kid show I'm not talented Yeah yeah I just don't fucking believe it. I haven't watched this show.

I'm just waiting into the waters. But everything else he's done is great. Yes. Yeah, yeah. Give me a good coach in fiction. Where are we at on Emilio in Mighty Ducks? I didn't watch that. I mean, I've seen it, but I don't,

I never watched hockey. I don't care for hockey. Okay. Yeah, probably not believable. But the guy who coached the Blackhawks or what was the name of the team? His coach? The bad team? The evil hockey.

team that was also just trying to play the sport and win. Yeah, the blackbirds or the nighthawks or something like that. Give me a fucking like a Brindamore face. Yeah. I want to be fucked up. You're not a has been. Can't be a handsome coach unless you're fucking, you're aggressive. If you're handsome and soft but still acting,

you're not changing the course of this kid's life. I don't know, man. All my coaches are models. You haven't seen the show, dude. The guys, you know. But do you like any football movies that? Or, okay, let's do Henry Winkler and the Waterboy. is that a good football coach?

I don't know football. No, like the longest yard is a good football movie for me. I've always thought about watching that. I like fucking real people. Do you know the longest yard? Yes. That's a fucking... Is that where they play in prison?

Yeah. Did they even have a coach? Was there a coach? Every coach I had was a monger coach. I think it was Burt Reynolds. Yeah. And he was like he was he was handsome. I don't know if that's helping you.

But also you believed it. What a football coach? Bert Reynolds in prison I believe him Yes More than this pussy Bert Reynolds would fold that pussy up Dude

Bert Reynolds would I have even watched the show And I know what you're saying You never seen the long as you are Slander Did you have a I almost watched Uh the didn't Adam Sandler remake it

And I almost watched that And then I That's then I I forgot that wasn't the real one. That's the one I'm thinking of. No. No, I never saw it. It's like a 70s movie.

Also, in my head, it was the water boy in prison. I forgot that it was a different movie altogether. Yeah, no. I'm two movies away from whatever you're talking about right now, Tommy. Hold on, hold on, hold on. And closer to the truth. It was 74. How much did the movie weigh?

It made 43 million. I'm taking eight pounds minimum. The longest yard? In 74. Yeah, well, that Bert Reynolds did it? That's a fucking... Yeah. And who else?

Did it have Mr. T? Oh, let me check out the cast. All I know is that the thumbnail for the movie, I... Doesn't look good to me. Also... Dude, this is insane. What you're saying is insane. Chris is the Gen Z girl.

Yeah. When it comes in... I watched a quarter of the movie in TikToks. Not for me. Well, okay. Look. When the movie... The movie is we made a football team in prison.

You're already behind the eight ball with me. You know what I mean? Why? Do you think it's compelling? I do not care about. The greatest prison football game ever played. I see, I disagree. I'm a sports fan.

Don't get me wrong. But look at these monsters. Maybe football's not your thing. What are they in a prison lacrosse game? Look at this cast. These are the faces you want to see in a fucking football cast. Tommy wants hot coaches No they're not

They're fucking animals They're old school Traditional Yeah Rugged men Yes Okay Yeah I want to

My defensive coordinator To hate his family Not have a relationship With his kids All he gives a fuck about Is exes and os He comes home Two months out of the year

Not me I want to look like It's like what is even Who are they Who is the competition Huh Who do they play The guards

The guards Here's your competition. They play the guards? Right here. It's within yourself, Chris. And for what? Glory. Yeah.

You'll never be able to beat the guards. Yeah. We'll show you. Yes, dude. Remember what we're playing for out there. Something to do besides getting raped. It's like, oh, good point, good point. Yeah.

It's actually, how many time else do we have left? Yeah, yeah. Half the team just wants to be outside. This is, I just want to get out of myself. It's going to be. your kite movie. Doubt it. I doubt it. You make a good kite movie.

Yeah. Nice kite movie. Yeah. I mean, the feels why open to make the kite movie. Yeah. There is a wonderful, beautiful kite movie. Isn't there a movie called kite runner? Yeah, kite runner. You ever read the book? No, but I heard it's beautiful. No, because I have to believe the guy

flying the kite. This one, there's no miscommunication. Yeah. I need a very lonely guy. Kite runners about like a Middle East. We couldn't even talk about kites. And as I said that word, I realized how close it was.

You're on a slack line right now, Chris. Take it easy. Can't even talk about kites right now. That's unbelievable. I had a bad coach experience when I was a kid, and I think that's why I ended up not really going all in on sports. What did the coach do? So I had, um, also that's a big part of sports is bad coaching experiences.

Yeah. Well, I would have taken like, I don't like it because of this guy was terrible. It's like, no, that is what it is. Right, right, right, but I think, I think there's bad coach that kind of shapes your personality. And this guy was just like letting down children, which is completely, this wasn't, this wasn't like, uh, I pushed you because I knew you had it in you. No, this was not that. No, yeah. Those are very rare.

The first sport I tried was foot hockey at Heightsman Playground in Kensington or Harrogate, I guess, technically. This is all on you a little bit. You mean, the coach for foot hockey? Yeah, sure. I mean, he had no leadership. Dude, it might have been court ordered from how this dude to act. First of all, an early practice, I was the fat. I was the fattest kid on the team.

Well, I mean, bro, not a lot of equipment costs in this neighborhood. you know what I mean? Were you kicking the cane? Puck. You kick a puck. Might have been a ball. Just a tiny ball. With hockey sticks.

You never played street hockey? Oh, but you said foot hockey. Well, street hockey could be on blades, though. This was foot hockey. You're running around on foot. I call street hockey on sneaks. No.

Yeah, I call it street hockey. All right, fine, street hockey. And I was a fattest kid on the team and I showed up for practice one day and they did shirts and skins. Play with the little orange plastic ball. Yeah, shirts and skins and I got skins as a big fat boy. And I went, I don't love this.

Yeah. And I did it, but I was like, I just want, you guys all know I hate this so much. Yeah. And so I really didn't learn anything that day. All I really, all I could really focus on that day was the sensation of my tits bouncing. Yeah. And to this day, I can still feel that sensation and exactly what my skin felt like. It's a good lesson.

Yeah. It's a good lesson. Yeah. It's a good coach. I take it back about this coach. We ended up getting some games canceled because he, got a DUI and didn't really like touch base with anyone so all the kids just showed up for nothing to happen for a couple of days and I was just like I never went back.

Oh my God. So that was it for sports for me. That was your first attempt. That was my first foray into organized sports. First of all, he was not a parent. I have no idea where that guy came from. And I, yeah, none of our parents had time. He was probably trying to start the foot hockey league.

He probably started it. He was more of a mouth hockey. I think this guy had other plans, besides the playoffs, dude. He wasn't trying to win the title. He's trying to get the hottest kid. Yeah, the fucking splurge all over his spine. That's why he was like, shirts for shoes. Remember why you're playing out there?

Because all of your parents are divorced, no one can really afford a real organized league. Thanks, coach. Got it. shirts versus skins there's only one kid and skins yeah and then we'll swap next game he wants to fuck

Frankie take a shirt off shirt skins just you outdoors too by the way period two no pains frankie beg them off mom

it's all going to the locker room and yeah undress it's all yoggle with their mouths together all right guys

guys, uh, let's get out there. Pants versus sex. Pants versus cheeks. Let's go. Damn. Butterly. Topps versus bottoms. 70s and 80s must have been wonderful

if you were a fucking maniac like that. You know? Serial killers. There's no fucking DNA yet. Yeah. You know, molesters, no one's listening to you. That's a fucking guy runs the Boy Scouts. He's a very nice man, Mr.

Charlie. You gotta trust them. Take my kids in the woods. You think we've clamped down on it? Technology. Yeah, yeah. You can text somebody going on. Mr. Charlie's got his tongue on my ass right.

Mr. Charlie. I'm wearing this hat. Mr. Charlie's got his tongue in my ass right now. A text. Yeah. Dictating. Dad, come pick me up. Before he does.

I know we talked about quitting, but I seriously need you come pick me up right now, please. Yeah. Let's come back to T-ball. Did you ever come close to get in touch, do you think? No, it's too much of an alpha.

You don't think there was any pedophiles around you that wanted a bit of a challenge? No, I think the whole DNA of pedophiles to look for people that they look for the wounded elk of children. Yeah, but I mean, you know, you just never know.

You know what I mean? It's like when you're, you know, you're throwing the ball at the beach in the water. You don't know if there's sharks swimming. You never know how close you came to a shark. Yeah, but they don't risk their whole existence on like, you know, somebody fighting back. I know,

but a young good, a good athlete, a young good athlete, that's got to be the holy grail. You know what I mean? You've got to be the temptation has to be you know what I mean? Yeah, it's got to be worth it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it can't all be just destroying innocence. I think you've got to take one for yourself every once in a while. Yeah.

You really enjoy one here and there. He's probably sitting there doing it like, you know, just convincing maybe he'll be into it. Yeah. You know. We got to track them too because they're, you know, you can catch a gay early.

That's the thing. You're on a sports schedule. They know where you're going to be. Yeah. Did I read that some of the Sandusky accusations were recanted? Did that happen? They're trying to do that. Recanted?

Yeah. Yeah. He's trying to get parole. Everyone got swept up. Everyone's trying to blame Joe and he's trying to say, I didn't do shit. Everyone got swept up in the, in the madness. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I think, I think, uh, well, it was pretty well documented. that he was like fucking... Yeah. There's enough. Yeah. There's enough. Yeah.

There's enough. Wasn't there another coach who was like, yeah, I saw him. Fuck a kid in the shower? Yeah. He was running youth organizations and, and beating the brakes off these fucking eight-year-olds. Yeah. That's pretty wild. That's almost as impressive.

Say it way you will, but going against that is pretty brave. He's so funny to realize if fucking Sandusky was walking around with a Penn football helmet everywhere. He's in Appleby's in Wisconsin. Doing outrout's on the beach. You know, there was no selfie. You couldn't put it on Instagram,

but doing some Sandusky look alike. Trying to pull that off somewhere else in a different state. I run a whole charity. Yeah. I run Penn State's defensive organization. We are, man. We are. We are.

We are Penn State. Oh, man. Well, Timothy, we brought you on to celebrate your, your rice. The special's doing great. Are you excited? It's going great. Kill him, brother. Yeah, I'm so thankful, man.

The coolest part's been all of our homies, like, shouting me out and all the feedback from our friends. Obviously, it's so cool that it's getting, anyone's watching it. My goal, my initial goal, when I put it out, I said, this is going to get 11,000 views. And we've gotten past that. Blue right by the. Oh my God, we eclips that so quickly. So, I mean, the rest is just bonus.

But, yeah, all of our friends have been so cool about it. And that's so, you know, you're, I don't know, it moved me, really, especially since my cat died the day that it came out. Right. The day that I uploaded it, my cat died. And so I didn't really get a chance to enjoy. Was your cat's name, Subaru? Our precious deer condenser dropped that, I promised.

And so, no, it was tough. I thought I was going to enjoy it with my family and that's what I was really looking for to you. I was going to watch stand up with my children. They were going to see me like for the first time because they've never come to a show and I don't have anything released. And so it was really tough.

You know, like, I think Shane joked about this maybe, but like it's been really tough to be like, hit $200,000. And they're just like, cool. Yeah, nice. Yeah, that's really hoping for some high five. It was around the house. The night of you're sitting around crying and just like.

There's a thousand in the live premiere right now. It's not, I mean, these are big, this big numbers for me. I don't know if it sounds big to you guys. No, that's fucking great, bro. This is what I'm saying to the kids, not you guys. No, no, I know.

I know. I know. I'm saying you have the right mentality. Yeah, I know you guys are watching Corey Kenshin stream for fucking 35,000 people every day. But it's like, Dad got a thousand in the lock, so fucking hard.

That's great. So I didn't really get to, I didn't even try to like celebrate around that. We went out to a nice dinner a couple nights after, and it was just the most morbid energy. ever, dude. I spent $350 on a family restaurant experience and we just ate quietly.

Yeah. I'm just refreshing YouTube studio the whole time. Give me an ice bump right here. It is funny how quickly the wave of individual success just passes. Do you know what I mean? Like if you're doing this... Oh, my best days are literally behind me.

Gone. Gone. It's all over. Gone next. Yeah. Gone next. Yeah. The future is bright. Yeah. Yeah. But like the key is and I this is like to truly sit in that and be proud of yourself because you should be that's a wonderful achievement and it's doing wonderful things for you dude i was thinking about spending some time tonight reflecting on it and how cool it's been and how happy i am and then my fucking Subaru

sucked my dick from the back it's like i can't catch a fucking break yeah yeah yeah so that's the point no cool the accolades though yeah wow you know really really touching but it's like Fuck you, $2,000. That's crazy. I'm fucked. That's fucking not. That can't be the right price. No, it can't be.

I'm going to tell them no. I'll do it myself. Can you do stuff like that yourself? With the right YouTube video, I can do anything. I can do all things through YouTube who gives me strength. True. Blowing up a condenser, though, feels like it could be a way. If a guy with no foreign accent has explained it on YouTube, I can do it.

That's a promise. Right, right, right. And some Indian. guys I can get through. Would be a very funny accidental death after things started taking off. I got sucked into this serpentine bell to my porch.

You're trying to say my feet come out of the hood. One shoe goes out the roof. Dude, one of my favorite violent videos I sent Shane is this Asian dude goes into like a factory. It's clearly cold. He's wearing a coffee coat and they're making like I don't know like wax carpenting

or some shit and it's all getting thinned out and rolled and the thing the thing is holy Christmas is this thing moving. Oh my God. Did I say this one? I know this one. Yeah this one's fucking great and the guy goes to like grab how it all starts is one big piece of rubber and they have to keep like moving it and they put coloring on it and they keep moving it moving it and he tried to grab

somebody's wearing like a fucking like a wigger coat from the 90s and it's like a fucking a fubu Nautica jacket. Notica jacket. And it gets sucked in and he just goes like the centrifugal force. Yeah.

I mean, this guy's nuts were on the wall before his fucking... Trying to identify the moment that all of his bones break and then his body just flails around. You see this a lot in like Chinese factories with like a giant lathe.

Yeah. I love that kind of stuff. Whenever I see Neil deGrasse Tyson speculating about what it's like to get sucked into a black hole. A black hole. Yeah. That's what I imagine.

Yeah, but he won't feel anything. He felt something at first. Yeah. But then he just painted the garage behind them. It was like fucking... It was like a pollock. It was like a Pollock. A parric.

All right. You like parric? You ever seen someone get like their arm crushed and then it comes out and it's like all accordioned in like factory machinery? I've seen every kind of factory accident you could have. Me too. And I like all of them. Yeah. I haven't seen one I don't like yet.

Same. I wonder what I wonder like I wonder what the threshold of like soupy arm is for a doctor to be like I'm not even going to try to fix it yeah cut it off I'm going to try blowing into your thumb and it was worth trying because there's nothing else we can do it only blows up to here well this is all I'm going to make a giraffe It's only going to have a head. It's only going to have a head. Oh my God. It's a rain.

I guess it's like the major arteries that get cut off. You're like, well, there's going to be no blood flow from your heart. So you just... Yeah, it's... Ternic, yeah. Cut it the fuck off. But they did do an arm transplant once. I saw it.

Yeah, I've seen a bunch of them. Yeah, yeah. Put it someone else's arm on you. Really? Yeah, yeah. So a kid get a double arm transplant. his plan. It was nuts. Probably looked awful.

It looked pretty good. He was moving shit. Yeah, yeah. I mean, he had two different. Can he fly a guy? That's the one thing he might be able to do. Tie it to his waist.

Dude, if I lose my arms, don't even give me hands. Just put spools on my wrists. Yeah. True. I'll use my foot to stop it. I'm doing with that with that balloon maniac did. You ever see that guy that put himself in like a fucking, a white trash

lawn chair? And then put like a thousand. helium balloons. He's like, I'm just going to take a ride. The dude went like 30,000 feet in the air. Oh, my God. And his whole idea was he just held a BB gun. He just sat on a chair with all these balloons. And he goes, bye.

And his whole idea was once he gets like too high, he's on that roller coaster with a, he's just rocketing to space. Two people are just sunk. The G force is so intense. You can't pick up the gun. Yeah. He's trying to.

Whacking out. He's looking for like one of like a Delta sky pink to come around for a drink. He's like no soda. Like I get any pretzels? I went to a hot air balloon festival and I met a bunch of people. We were making a video and I met like I was trying to like get an idea of like who all the balloon pilots were. And it turns out they're mostly like corporate sponsored like there was like a giant remax balloon. It's like those guys are the rock stars at the hot air.

balloon. It's just a big red and white and blue remax balloon. And then I met a guy, he was the only one not with like a traditional hot air balloon and he was sitting on like

a, like a lawn bench that you would buy at like Walmart. And it was strapped to like a patchwork balloon that he clearly made at home. And the whole thing got grounded. The winds picked up so no one flew. But they all still got to in Flatham. And this dude, he was a big, fat old guy. He looked like George R.R. Martin.

And he had one of those giant diabetic boots on. So one leg was shorter than the other. Oh, my God. And his whole crew was volunteer girls. And it was because he just liked having girls around. Oh, my. Yeah. And he had the kind of reputation of being like a lady's man. I'll take you up. Yeah. And he's just this big old fucking greasy pig of a guy. She looks like a girl reading a book in the park and a bench comes up. So it's in here That's a homeless guy How'd you like to work for me?

Did he go up? So we talked to him for a while. No one, I don't know if anyone, they might have gotten off the ground, but they didn't have the flight that they wanted because of the wins. But that, man, I had more time to, and this was the only guy.

I met like a third generation balloon pilot who was like stepping into like his dad's foot. It's like a shadow or whatever. And I mean, it was just so fascinating, but this weird guy. Yeah. Yeah. I sound not make you laugh. I mean, I took in so, I was so overstimulated talking to these people.

And the weird guy on the bench who, I mean, he just looked like a, like a white hair, beard. Like a guy that smells like piss on the bus. Yeah. But he does it. all himself out of a workshop that he has. He, like, invited us to, like, come visit and, like, see how he, how he does it. On his website, you can, you can go on his website, and he has everything that you need to get, like, FAA certified to become a balloonist.

Yeah. And, like, all of the designs for everything he's ever made. And, uh, balloonery. Yeah. A bunch of balloonery. So, remember, I followed up with him. And I said, I wanted to come make a video in his workshop. And I guess he checked me out.

and he wasn't into my whole vibe and he and he said, I'm not interested thanks. And I was kind of disappointing. So I just did some more digging on him because he had this like public website and his whole history with ballooning. And his big claim to fame was that he built the energy or he flew the energizer bunny balloon,

hot air balloon. And it was like how he met his wife and shit. Anyway, I looked into him. He was in like a pretty serious ballooning accident that killed all of his friends and they hit power lines and got electrocuted and fell out of the balloon. And that was why he had the diabetic food. Yeah.

Which only made me hungrier to talk to him more, but the door shut. I might steal his plans, though. Damn, yeah. So I'm saying if you want to be the sitting in the chair with balloons guy, we could make a hot air balloon. If you're ready to go big. I'm good. I'm good.

Yeah. Jesus Christ, man. Yeah. He's not in the kites. He's not in the balloons. What's this fucking guy get into, Chris? You want free tea? Yeah.

I'm trying to get him into tea. Dude, the actual, like, there's another video that I, uh, I would like to do it. I would like to get into ballooning. There we go. All we need is some scissors and I think like several thousand yards of material vinyl or something.

Kevlar. Some string. Yeah. You just get a bunch of sales. Just watching people like burn at like 20,000 and like take turns jumping because I know the fucking

the gas is eating up the balloon. You're going to drop in a basket. Sure. You seen this video? No, but I've watched the Hindenberg recently. No. Hindenberg was so.

cakewalk, dude. That's like fucking Hiroshima. A bunch of them survived. Yeah, but what I'm saying is this is a time. I also have a weird Hindenberg thing that you guys might not remember from school, but go ahead. The energizing balloon crashed into it. They go up.

There's like a party of like eight or 10 and it's like a celebration or whatever and there's other balloons so it's like a popular thing. Well, that's the big thing. They all go up at the same time so you get a picture for the fucking textbook cover. Yes. And the balloon started catching fire and the heat coming back down because there's no, the airflow was going this way, but also powering the fire.

So they're like hanging off this basket until the strong broke on the basket. And you could see like different parties going, I ain't doing this. Hey, fucking 9-11. They're like, I'm not going to burn. And they just jumped out of it. Yeah. Hopefully I make it. And then some dude just stuck in the fucking basket trying to get back like.

You got to go down with the ship. Damn, man. You got it. I mean... I see shit like that. I go, nah, I'm fucking... I'm good on that. It's too hard to calculate the odds accurately of jumping

when you're about to be lit on fire. Yeah, but to his point... I would definitely hang jump. This is definitely safer. To his point, it's like when you see a flight, like when a flight goes down, you're like, or at least these guys are... They're like Navy pilots, right?

They're fucking Air Force pilots. They're... The guys that... What do you want a flight? Like a... A commercial flight. Oh, yeah, yeah. The odds of a commercial flight going down.

The technology that we have. Right. And then you go, I'm going to go, I'm going to a remax fucking real estate sale in Colorado. And just some dude's like, yeah, I took three hours of this class. It's going, these are my ropes. I tied them to the balloon. Yeah. I rigged this.

Yeah. These sandbags should keep. These bags of sand To keep it being crazy from happening Just nobody touched those I'm responsible for those Oh another thing The weird old guy did was he

His reference for everything was again Girls so he was like Yeah you should come see my workshop I built an observatory I have a telescope it's about the size of that girl over there It was like oh cool cool I was like what's like like is you convert your whole house

in like a like a balloon workshop he's like no I just took uh I had this area in my garage I got a table about the size of that girl right there and everything was about this is anything else that girl right there can probably stand inside of it just like okay

anything else you can compare well there's that girl over there if she lost 15 pounds she could fit in my telescope it's just easier to use her but yeah the Hindenberg It was covered in swastikas I don't even remember that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Big, big tail fin. Real nice surprise when I went, man, I remember hearing about the Hindenberg all the time when I was a kid. And I looked it up and I was like, I wonder if you're, yeah, you can watch historic footage. I was like, is this AI? People were pumped about the Hindenberg

and it showed up with a giant swastika on it. What a waste of a pain job, huh? All right, Timmy, you got something to plug, babe? check out my special 30 minutes with Tim Butterley on my YouTube channel where you can also watch Tim Butterley's show every week I'm I'm having so much fun doing this stuff

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