Stuff Island - Welcome Back Tom - Stuff Island #138

Episode Date: June 19, 2024

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that's what i'm gonna look like in fucking 10 years just straight white fluffy white bear you think this is sparkling yeah dude they took a picture of me on the on the lake when we were fishing at night we went out and like pitch dark yeah just to look at the stars just grandfather stuff yeah and then i just i broke off from and went to the the weeds what do you call them? The reeds? The reeds. Yeah. Yeah, just disappeared.

And they're screaming across the lake. And I'm just, just coming all over the canoe. Seeing how many stars were in the sky. Dude, it is, when you don't, when you haven't seen it in a while. Yeah. The amount of stars in the night sky. Yeah, without fucking dog shit artificial lighting from terrible fucking towns. You really go like,

what am I doing? But they took a picture of me on my way back on the canoe and the light refracted in my beard. And I look like a... Yeah, the flash guy? Yeah. You know when hunters set up a camera stuck to a tree

in a rainforest? And you catch some animal you thought was extinct for fucking 200 years? You know when hunters set up a camera stuck to a tree in a rainforest? And you catch some animal you thought was extinct for fucking 200 years? Dude, just straight white. My pupils are the only black things in it. Just a wop raccoon on the water, dude. Oh my God. What do you think about the beard now?

It's back? I think it's sick. You like it? Yeah. It's a weird choice for 100 degree weather. No, but it's sick. You like it? Yeah. It's a weird choice for 100-degree weather. No, but it's nice. You know what? I bet a beard kind of keeps you cool.

I've done the research. It keeps the moisture off your face. It does not. No, dude. It keeps you warm, but I almost think it could also keep you cool. It holds it. It holds it. I've been a fucking wet rag since I got back here off tour. Just sweating?

I'm just trying to get acclimated to this condensation. My forehead's just constantly... We had my... First of all, thank you for everybody. Thanks everyone for coming out to those shows. It was fucking super fun. The first real kind of full tour that we did. It's one million percent

the first tour. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we did it wrong, but we did it right in many ways. We did it ourselves, which is wrong. Yeah, yeah. There's no other way to put it we did it on our own and that was just open up a map of the states and tossing darts yeah essentially so yeah i had but i got space aids through the second leg yeah whatever the fuck was in my chest it took him i gave birth to a purple baby yeah well you didn't take much time off no that was the hardest i think i may have seen anyone go that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me dude consecutive days of just yeah yeah that three and a half week run was just bananas i don't even know what to talk about. We had so much fun and did so many things.

I try and think of like... I think that is the one thing that we did actually do right was that the weather for the entire time was fucking perfect. Perfect, yeah. We hit the Midwest at the right time. We hit like Chicago and Milwaukee and Detroit all at the right time.

Yeah, but the only difference is we chased the pollen and releasing of spring. Well, I don't get allergies, so that didn't affect me at all. What? I was just looking at the right time. Yeah, but the only difference is we chased the pollen and releasing of spring. Well, I don't get allergies, so that didn't affect me at all. I was just looking at the beautiful, beautiful weather. Oh, now I'm the sick cat? Yeah. It's also probably wasn't allergies. True.

My allergies are... Self-induced booze. It's 5 a.m., bloody man. Yeah. I'm blowing coke onto my sneakers, and I'm like, the pollen is crazy. It's just the perfume a.m. bloody man. I'm blowing coke onto my sneakers. And I'm like, Apollonia's crazy. It's just the perfume of a hooker. No, honestly, though, thank you guys for coming out.

There was only two duds in my eyes, and I'm not going to say the cities. But fuck, some of those towns I thought were going to suck. The fans were fucking great. It's all awesome. It is all awesome. Everywhere has its own little thing going on that's nice to suck. The fans were fucking great. It's all awesome. It is all awesome. Everywhere has its own little thing going on that's nice to see. Yeah. And again, when the weather's perfect, you're

just like, oh, I could live in any one of these places. Milwaukee was fucking... Milwaukee ruled. Milwaukee was unbelievable. You would never think. Yeah, yeah. Tacoma. As a town. Get the fuck out of here with this. Yeah, Tacoma, tacoma but beautiful yeah very beautiful no i like gorgeous just just just tacoma and portland wanting it to be quarantined still there's got to

be another side of tacoma that's nice i'm certain of it i think we're just always in an area that sucks you probably just have to go to the country or just like there's a whole nother part of that like fucking peninsula that we're just having to go. I don't know. Maybe it gets worse. So you're saying there's something outside of the hotel bar in Tacoma, dude? You're out of your fucking mind. I got to say, commerce free.

Not a lot of commerce going on. That place is a shithole. Well, they should be serving like, I don't know, selling cat ears for these fucking transsexual children. That is really shocking. Shocking. But like the dads are. You know the dads aren't sure of their sexuality. I didn't see many dads floating around.

Moms wearing like rainbow flag masks. And the kids are dressed like girls. I didn't. I couldn't understand what the fucking culture was. Outside of wanting attention. For dressing up like a muppet. Yeah I wonder how it got to be the way that it is well quarantine just gave everyone a reason to go fucking bananas

quarantine maybe but you'd think it would be like because i feel like those towns like portland and fucking i mean seattle got the tech thing going but like tacoma it's like i just feel like it's like truckers and shippers yeah but they're in the woods none of those people are there no it's like fucking it's like what happened in new york city or like williamsburg yeah you know there used to be a brooklyn and the people from brooklyn aren't in williamsburg but how did it over by white people. Their whole identity is BLM. Is there like a migration, like a 49ers level migration? Instead of looking for gold? Just the Pacific Northwest?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just looking for pride flags? Yeah, yeah. Just looking to queer out. Panning for queers? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to blend my identity. Where do I go? What was your funnest city um i don't know i think i don't know i liked i liked seattle and i liked tacoma

a lot no the fan dude the yeah the the shows, dude, the shows. Yeah, yeah. I'm not talking about that. Fucking incredible. Most fun. Boston. Boston was fucking awesome. Boston always turns out. Yeah. Philly, obviously, but that was at the very start. I wish we did it at the end. Yeah, Philly was sick.

Also, Portland show was fucking great. I wish we could have spent some more time in Philly. What? The Portland show. Portland, once again. Yeah, that's a great comedy town. Yeah. sick also portland show was spent some more time in philly what the portland show portland once again yeah yeah that's a great comedy town yeah it does feel like all those people are always like nobody comes here and it's like i i think they do yeah i think they do i think but the lineups are kind of all over the place they're just you know homegrown weirdos or it is nice going to the... I like going to the places where nobody goes. Yeah. It's more fun.

Oh, that's one I hated. Speaking of where no one should ever fucking go. I know we wanted to say thank you for coming, but I've been shitting on Albany. Oh, I wasn't... That funny bone? Oh, horrendous, dude. It was bad?

Horrendous. And fucking Ryan Donahue, shout out to that hero. Yeah. He checked out like 10 minutes late at 11, and the checkout was like 10, apparently? Yeah. It charges like 10 extra dollars. It was in the hood. No way.

Dude, fucking Airbnb. I want to say this. I'm over it. No more. Your time has come. I want to say this. I'm over it. No more. Your time has come. It's all dog shit. It's like realtors know how to take a great photograph, and then you get to the place. If you don't look at the place, it looks like perfect.

I was kind of liking the Airbnbs. Well, you have the house fucking eight 20-year-olds. I know. I like the house. Yeah, we took a college house with us on the road. That's why I got sick. Let's start there. You can't take a pack of 25 year old kids that design clothes that don't need to sleep.

And I'm 44. Yeah. And I just got on their level and I was like, I can do it. No, no, no, no, no, no. But you were also starting way before them. What? Boozing? Yeah.

Yeah. You were outpacing them and then staying up late night that was yeah you're burning the candle at both ends yeah it was impressive you can't adult it was it was impressive for and then college night drink it's it's too much yeah yeah yeah just a litter box my fucking insides must look like right now oh Oh, dude, I can't. I got one good sleep last night. I'm on crack. Dude, my eyes are adjusting. It's like nuts.

Outside of the sweating, which is probably good. Haven't hit my sauna in a while, so just sweating this sun. Yeah, outside's the sauna. Outside is unbelievable. I'm going for a run tomorrow. Yeah. That'll be nice.

That's just cleaning all your organs, right? I think so. I think you get the blood pumping, and it unclogs a lot of stuff. That's what cleaning all your organs, right? I think so. I think you get the blood pumping and it unclogs a lot of stuff. That's what I assume. That's how it feels. I feel like any time you go for a run, your brain just feels clean. Yeah. There's like blood that just needs to, yeah, it's power washing the insides.

Just old text messages to your girlfriends just falling out of your skull. I was holding that in that whole time. All you had to do was run in Austin. I lose all this pain. I'm calling my brother saying I'm sorry too, I guess. That was shit. That could do it. Yeah.

A nice little jog. I started getting worried he was going to show up to a show on the road. Really? Yeah. I thought the San Fran show, our last show. He would never. No. no no but that would have been a i wasn't well rested enough to fucking peter griffin chicken him all through the streets

just bashing each other in the face for fucking six hours straight that is also that like i feel like i don't know i feel like if i i, I can't understand what that situation is actually like, but I feel like it would suck if they caught you at the wrong time when you're super hungover and willing to let anything go. You know what I mean? You're like, I don't care. I just want to move on with my day, man. Yeah, man.

You know what? I overreacted. She's a great girl. She didn't mean anything maliciously. God, you look great. Jesus. Good luck in everything you do. Then you sleep a good six hours.

You're like, fuck. Yeah, God damn it. Where is he? I take it back. I hate you. He changes his number. I'm sorry. I got to call my mom like,

can you tell him I was hungover and I wasn't ready to fight? Yeah, yeah. Because today I am. Piece of shit. But goddamn, that was so fun. Two and a half fucking months. And we did it, Chris.

Dude, I want to spend some serious time in the Pacific Northwest in the spring. You get fucking 18 hours of sunlight. Yeah, I don't want that. That's too much. No, it's great. I mean, I'm up anyway, but I'd like to see the dark. Dude, waking up late and still knowing that you have a full day left yeah of sunlight yeah yeah yeah but what the fuck are

you doing during your days here oh you know you have to get up just the option yeah yeah yeah you're not fly fishing you get up at three and it's like i got seven hours of daylight yeah this is money it's perfect yeah i'm doing good instead of three dude there were some sketchy years there where i was getting up two three o'clock oh yeah and it's getting dark at five you get out of the gym it's the sun's down you're like what yeah what the hell happened yeah they become a night hawk yeah that's why my people's dialect the way they do i've just been living in darkness for 10 straight years playing fucking beer pong with 20 year olds they shave your beard in your head you're just gonna be like

one of those eyebrows one of those squirrels there's they fly out of this tree and flying squirrel no it's like oh it's like a oh yeah um sugar glider yeah. Sugar glider. Yeah, a sugar glider. Nice fucking shot, Chris A. Dude, I did some heavy research on sugar gliders in college. My boy Cooch had one. Yeah, I wanted to get one so bad. Well, his crazy girlfriend at the time, he lived on a beach, in a beach basement with this fucking maniac,

and she had a sugar glider in a cage. Yeah. It was like, the place was like this, and she'd take it out and it would like this is fucking do it it fly around jump around couldn't go yes you put it on like the top of this fucking yeah yeah this Asian dressing station you have and they would just fly like right there like that's like that's awesome yeah but it's not for him dude this is

an animal flying to you is unbelievable. If you can do it inside. Train a falcon. Buddy, I'll stop comedy in a heartbeat. I'll just be in Afghanistan training falcons to pick up small game. Oh, my God. And I'll cook them for all my villagers. Dude. They do that out there.

I know. They have the big glove. Yeah. And they got a cool hat. Cool, dude. They're dressed like fucking reapers. Yeah dude and they're dressed like fucking like reapers yeah and they're just like and the thing's like they can pick up like goats and shit they they train like hawks and yeah big eagles yeah i wonder how big they get you can't i don't think you can't

like train a bald eagle yes you fucking can't no no well i think they can train anything but you milk anything with them i there's pictures pictures of natives on horseback that would train these giant fucking birds. Yeah, but I think they got to... To kill game. Yeah, I think you got to have a special bird, though. I think bald eagles are fucking dumb as rocks. I could see that. I think some of those big birds are fucking morons, untrainable.

Yeah. They don't have the... Yeah, but you can reduce the size of the bird for the intellect and the claws. So they can just get behind the head and peck them. They don't have to pick them up and bring them back to fucking town. You know what I mean? They don't have to get on the highway, dude. Just fuck.

Eat the front of his skull. Pick him up, drop him off a cliff. Make a noise. Yeah. And your owner's like, cause he's a fucking, I have a podcast. Yeah. Mongolians.

Yeah. The Mongolians. Yeah. I think they're into it. You don't think Genghis Khan can fucking train a bald Eagle. I don't know. GK dude. You don't think GK can train a bald Eagle.

You think, I think that guy is fine. LikeK, dude, you don't think GK can train a bald eagle? That guy fucked like 7,000 women. Yeah. I think if he had to do it over again, he'd let people know where he was buried. There's always that story where he like... Yeah. 2,200 people were at his funeral service, and four other guys slaughtered them, and then they took their own lives.

Yeah. Something like that i'm not exactly the army i thought there was like a small army that buried them maybe it was 20 000 and then another army killed that army yeah and then there was just four dudes like ready yeah on the count three because that would be like i mean think about how much king tut has gotten yeah and king tut apparently was a fucking loser yeah why dude slept in dude they like they they looked at it they did like an mri of his body i think he died at like 14 he was like a cripple to start with fell his like head was crushed oh my god he was like a dunce but he just they found his thing and now king tut everyone goes king tut oh they found his tomb thinking it was a he was a bigger than he was i think it was just like a dunce, but they found his thing. And now King Tut, everyone goes, King Tut. Oh, they found his tomb thinking he was bigger than he was?

I think it was just like a preserved tomb. He had a cool-ass casket and everything. Everything else had gotten robbed. Yeah, but wasn't he in a special corridor in a fucking pyramid? I think so, but I think like... Was he booby-trapped and shit? I think that's because he kind of sucked. I think he was in like a...

Maybe they just thought he was going to fall again in the casket. All the booby traps for him to protect himself. You're going to know when you get up. He's mummified with a helmet and a mouth guard. There's a little bell here.

It's going to prick you with a spear. Can't have you going up for bathroom time. He still had his little jumper thing on. His parents walk him around with. We put some milk

and sour gummies next to you in there tut isn't that isn't there another theory like king tut not our gang is gone being like owning like a shit ton of the population of current world in terms of dna because you fuck so many people a ton of people like 23 and me says like one percent native american then yeah it's fucking gangas khan i think so i think gangas yeah i think he liked i don't know i know i wonder i wonder how much he fucked and made his own army you know what i mean yeah well he said he fucked he would fuck and then make one of his children marry into another like kingdom yeah royalty and they would they would yeah so he was like brilliant about that yeah i think i think it's like up there with like

neanderthals and how much how much of that's flowing i'm sure he was doing the same process of clubbing him in the back of the fucking head he wasn't like my name's gangas they weren't like no hard is it delayed get laid when your name is Genghis? Also, you also wonder what else he was doing with his time. You know what I mean? Yeah, besides fucking. Yeah. It's a stud horse.

He's probably so exhausted. Yeah. He's probably just a crippled, crippled from come old guy laying on his back just saying like, killer, let me fuck her. Yeah. Let's take this land. I'll show up after I rest. I'm not going to fuck somebody for 30 days

and want to come on horseback and kill everybody. Pick out three more women that I like, put them on my horse, and then keep doing it. Seems like a great life no matter how many years. Yeah. When did he die? 20? I don't know.

I think he lived a long time. What's a long time for back then? 45? Long enough that you've upset enough people that you need to hide where you're buried. Yeah. You know what I mean? That's the goal, though.

Like, if you're like, if anyone finds this, they're going to absolutely desecrate me. You know what I mean? He lived like the Unabomber, dude. He just, he went up to the woods. Yeah, maybe he was right. I wonder if the chinese would have dug up his body if they could find it and then just destroy it well these old maniacs believe it's you know it's a sacred ground if you open their casket or something i guess their soul's not free anymore you know yeah so your

enemies are just going to dig you up and then you're going to forever be in the gates of hell instead of resting, sleeping with fucking six-year-old girls. But he wasn't

thinking about museums and how many more people there would be on earth that would be talking about him. I guess people are talking about him. I guess he's in everyone.

Well, he made Stuffed Islands podcast, dude. That's freaking... That's big. That's pretty big. We need a gang. I think I talked to you about... That'd be a sick merch. Genghis?

Yeah. Genghis merch? Genghis Khan. Genghis? Genghis Khans? Make him gay? I heard that... Just carrying like a fucking rainbow flag on a horse.

Genghis Khan is actually a pretty sick merch. I wonder if you fuck dudes. Probably. Back then, yeah. You're on the road. You're in Albany. Yeah. No one's going to find out about this.

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It does feel like the future might suck. Oh, it's definitely good. I mean, you have to say that for self preservation. I know, but it does. I mean,

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if you want one, we'll send you out there. You and your boys can just go and fucking colonize it. Epstein Island. That's how it starts. Just having a few bucks go look. Dude. There's this fucking you out there you and your boys can just go and start fucking colonize it epstein island that's how it starts just having a few bucks go look dude there's this fucking star out there it's gonna take 13 hours to get there but i'm telling you the death star wrapping around

to blow up epstein's planet i mean perversion will never end in humanity, you know? Yeah. There's always going to be some space god that's going to be like, this is a perfect breeding ground for rape. Yeah. And pillaging little children. Yeah. You know?

There's always going to be some fucking Darth Vader. But once you can make, like, AI little kids. You'd think. Oh, maybe, yeah. I guess it would still be bad if they're like conscious. Conscious baby machines that are getting fucked. No, that's not as bad. Oh, it could be

equally bad. You never know. It's still a robot. They're not conscious of feelings. If they are, though. If they are. It's just run through a system. But I'm saying, if they do... You're just trying to trick the pedophile, not fucking an actual kid. Right, you'd have to give him like, yeah.

Even if this robot is pretending to be a child and the technology is advanced enough that it has the same emotive deductive reasoning to sound like a child, gets him off, the kid's not going to feel the pain and then start going to art school that's the idea is they don't know they don't know exactly make a conscious thing so it actually is feeling pain and it could be a machine no and be like this is really upsetting ex macchiato but boys yeah but little boys little boys yeah and they're like and there'll just be an uprising machine

little boys ex miata that's probably the movie they wanted to make but it's too edgy yeah you know what i mean yeah there was one director's cut like we gotta yeah here's where we gotta pivot yeah let's bring a hot girl they submitted this script to the studio and it was all little boys and they were like we like the concept yeah i don't think dude i don't think the audience is ready for it. It's a billionaire in the woods building his own sex robots. Just a round table of pedophile Jews being like, this is going to cause a problem for all of us.

Yeah, yeah. What if we make the little boy a girl? Because if you think about it, the very premise of the movie doesn't even make sense. It's like, why wouldn't he just be making, why wouldn't he just have actual hot chicks working for him? he's a billionaire he's a genius he can get that easy you know what i mean yeah but he probably really is the point of that movie i believe is humanoids aren't to be trusted regardless of how much money you have they can't break your heart and the fact

that she ended up breaking his heart he was not prepared for neither was anyone witnessing that and this is to your point no i think she was conscious that a child robot could be conscious yeah that's what i'm saying and get upset fear that's why they're making it like that yeah so the the fear of making robots to the point of consciousness is is the angle of regular people going all right look you can make your war machines yeah you know send your war machines these little fucking creepy crawlers and these guys that are just gonna fight our our fight without losing our children yeah but then there's the next generation of that you know it's like facebook to instagram to tiktok yeah what's after the fucking war

machines consciousness how do you do that the ai's right now you can just throw in and just you can watch a starlet or a celebrity or even creation of a script yeah just write this for me this is the messaging i want yeah fucking law papers it's all there yeah that's gonna be weird so i think they're they're already close to figuring out what does the conscious mind feel and think in a situation so there's a sensory of fear and sadness loneliness yeah altercation but wouldn't it yeah it'd be crazy it'd be upsetting though if like if like let's say you open netflix and like the movies that it's suggesting to you are literally just movies that ai is making yeah that's just like your favorite actors the types of movies you like to watch and it's just yeah making them like instantly yeah so you're literally

not watching movies that anyone else is seeing yeah you're just watching a movie that well fucking i feel like they're already doing it with with fucking the rock the the rock. Yeah. There's only three or four actors right now. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're just pumping that shit.

Like AI is going to do for regular people. Yeah. You're gonna like, I love Matthew McConaughey and you're going to watch 17 hours of him every day. Yeah. Dude. Fucking nightmare. Yeah.

Just Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson in every different type of movie. Yeah. It's all going to be CGI, dude. It's like, you know, a lot of these movies are just on a green screen set the whole time. Getting pulled by cords. Acting like they're jumping off this fucking 6,000 foot building in Taiwan. I know, it'd be so fun. Except for Tom Cruise, big TC.

That guy does all his shit. Yeah. I gain a lot of respect for him. He's the number one dude but he's an absolute robot that guy is yeah he's a robot with consciousness yeah him and tom brady yeah they're just not human beings there's there's no tom seems a little more human than tom cruise that's just because he's in the media a little more than he is yeah i bet you tom cruise is a little more than he is. Yeah.

I bet you Tom Cruise is a little better. But that Scientology shit and him, like, trapping that girl in the basement, that never fucking came back. Who? The actress that he married. She never worked again. She talked to get divorced with him.

Who was that? I forget her name. Dark hair girl. The one who's in Batman? I don't know. There's never a's our bad man i don't know it's never lady and batman i don't know we should not go down this hole but who did he yeah she just came kidman yeah no and uh what's the uh no the little brown hair girl brown eye i don't have my phone i left it the fucking apartment uh yeah who is he dated she came out and said how fucking katie holmes katie holmes she was in batman i wasn't she in the original batman and then they

switched her to maggie gyllenhaal they look the same and i think it was because tom cruise probably made a call was like yeah don't uh yeah she was like he's's crazy, he's abusive. All Scientology is abusive. They have a daughter, Suri Cruz. Yeah, they had a kid, and then she couldn't get out of divorce or something. He's just a very abusive fucking maniac. But the guy does all the stunts. Yeah, it's pretty sick.

So whack away. Why did she not do more of Batman? Who? Katie? Chris, you can't look that up right now we got to talk yeah she was yeah recast man yeah i don't know i think it's truly because whatever i forget how you think she he fucked her head it was she was involved in a divorce thing scientology people were yeah i think she was entrapped, and I think she felt, you know, imprisoned emotionally and psychologically and finally broke out of it. And in a panic, he was like,

she's fucking crazy, and she was like, Scientology's insane. The documentary comes out with him and that dude Savage or whatever the fuck his name is. Oh, yeah. Who's also an abusive fucking maniac. The whole thing is disgusting. It really is. It is weird weird that as long it feels like as long as you don't fuck kids you can be as big a monster yeah and get back into your job full time and even then if

you're really good you can have a couple like i said i always wanted to just do a regular movie stop doing action films yeah you know yeah of course we get it with the stunts well stunts are to trick the fucking morons yeah being entertained because people can't sit down and you were just saying how much you like what the action movies yeah yeah when i finally watch them yeah great yeah but it's not going to fulfill me if i see a 007 once every six years yeah i'll fuck with that. Dude, yeah. But if you need constant entertainment for fucking three hours straight.

Especially if it's Jack Reacher. Tom Cruise is Jack. He's always kicking people's asses. Yeah, just nonstop. Yeah. At least the 007s have like a, I don't know. The Europeans have a mix of like car racing and and sexy bitches there's always a bank heist there's always something getting stolen there's always hot

ladies and great legitimate cops everybody is legitimate american american fucking adventures are just they're all idiots doing dumb shit. Yeah. You know what I mean? You have to dumb down everything in this country because we're all fat fucking idiots. Yeah, I think there's fat fucking idiots over there, too. Of course there are, but they're not shown on the big screen because they want to lie. I don't know. I just don't think they have the budget. It's propaganda. They're trying to say they're brilliant and all hot.

Yeah, yeah. But they're not. They're morons. Yes, go to England. I've said this about the chinese too they got to be dumb there's got to be so many there's just so many of them brickheads in china you know what i mean yeah and they never talk about it well i think like the olden days you had to throw like a fucked up kid down the well nobody talks about the blockhead asians

it's gonna fuck up our agenda Yeah And that's why they should Again, propaganda You show a billion fucking soldiers Marching in unison The women look better than our men What?

The high stepping through the fucking center square Yeah, yeah, yeah They're machines I think that might be, yeah They're machines Again To go back to AI That's consciousness

Stepping like that has to cause injuries Well, they You know what I mean? They're already claw Again, to go back to AI with consciousness. Stepping like that has to cause injuries. You know what I mean? They're already clawing their feet off. I thought you were going to say that they were wearing, like, comfy shoes. Their boots are actually shape-ups. Yeah. No, you can't step like that and practice stepping like that for that long without doing something to your knee or your hip.

I wonder what military technology is for their boots. You know? I got a pair of New Balance that changed my life. Yeah. For running and stuff? Yeah. Do you think they put that into shoe technology for soldiers? They have to.

Yeah, I bet they have some comfy boots. Why don't they give those spring things? Oh, like strength shoes or something? No, the things that legless Olympians have. Oh, blades? They should put blades on the bottom of their comfy shoes. Whip through the fucking sand dunes. I don't know.

The ice. That would be sick. Do you think there's one military maniac that just sits in a room like this Coming up with advancements There's gotta be one really frustrated guy in the defense department Who wants to build bionic soldiers And they won't let him And he's built exactly like you think He's constantly pitching

He's got a t-shirt that shows his belly button There's old cheeto dust in there Big moles He's constantly calling delta force And being, let me cut some of your legs off and put blades on. Trust me. You're going to love it, dude. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. And they have to be like, no. Can't cross the street without like a donkey. He's just completely inept in socializing. And that's the brain power behind all of this technology that's being built for these world wars. It does seem like a really fun job. Yeah, no shit.

Determining someone's future? Or no, just having like building rockets and stuff. Yeah, that's what I mean. I don't know why we're so fucking scientific in this podcast right now. Building a ship that you can blow stuff up with and can't be seen on radar. It's been shown in Good Will Hunting, right?

Or there's a couple movies where the objective of the CIA and FBI, they go to MIT and they're like, this guy has a brilliant mind to make an app or a newfound technology. And they just go, help us with these fucking rockets, you idiot. I hope they're doing that. They are doing that. They have to be doing that. I hope so.

I hope they're really mean about it, too. I hope there's a ton of people that wanted to go work at Snapchat, and they were just like, no. Yeah. I'm sorry. Yeah. You got to build us some weapons.

Yeah. Like the drone footage right now, the videos of Ukraine and Russia. Those are just, I think, consumer drones they are dropping grenades but the next generation of those is going to be insane yeah now they're just taking the drone logging it with a a detonation and flying it directly into the fucking kamikaze drones yeah kamikaze drones there's a tiny miniature japanese guy on top of that drone dude a one inch dude yeah oh that's got to be so frustrating you taking that serious is so bad why we're gonna have to cut that why you know like my tiny japanese guy yeah no i'm saying

that's funny but it's also got to be like when you're playing a video game and you don't know how the game works yet and you get killed. Immediately every time? That's what it's got to feel like, just watching your buddies die. You're like, what the fuck was that? Yeah, restart. Yeah.

Drone flew into him? I'll start the fucking tank again. Oh, there's drones in this now? That's another great movie Tom Cruise was in. Yeah, yeah. Where he's got to beat the kill and he keeps waking up in the same spot. It was called Live, Die, Repeat. Live Forever?

Something. Never Die for Never? Yeah. Something gay like that? Yeah. Great movie. Yes. I saw that for the first time with you.

Yeah. It was over. I was like, holy shit. Yeah. It's so good. Live to Die Another Day? Die to Live Another Day? Yeah. with you yeah yeah it was over i was like holy shit yeah it's so good that live to die another day die to live another day yeah something like that i probably mix them up with all these james bonds i know that it was called live die repeat and it was about to come out and then the like the aurora like batman shooting happened and they had to like change the name.

Because they didn't want to live, die, repeat billboards. What about Dawn, Dusk and Death? Yeah. And they changed it to like live again. Yeah. Or something. I don't know. Stay home.

Live again. Whatever happened to that fucking guy did he kill himself who the dude the theater yeah he's probably in prison somewhere he's probably old now no he's not i think he was like 17 years old or 27 but you age so fast in prison and when you're crazy you age even faster you know i don't know there's two you think his hair's still like red you think he's doing like pretending he's a joker? I'm sure the red dye is not in the budget for fucking... I don't know.

For crafts. Aren't they giving people, like, you know, transition surgeries and stuff in prison? That would be his only shot. It's just putting Cheeto dust in his fucking hair, trying to recreate his legacy. But he's in, like, a six-by-six cell, I bet. I bet they just make him go fucking

bananas. That's gotta be fun. Honestly, God, I'm into that. Yeah. I am into that. It's not fair what they did to the Abu Ghraib boys. Because that was false. But someone that has truly

did what? Someone that has truly did the crime. I don't want you to take this the wrong way i'm still saying that the abu grave stuff was wrong but if they're fucking with the aurora guy in prison i'm all for it yeah baby yeah explosion just bother me if i'm the head guy the head prison guard in charge of somebody that that's done something really fucked up, every day I will wake up with a fucking smile. Brushing my teeth, smiling eyes. I get to go fuck up this dude's day one more time.

And every day just leaving a little Easter egg that he's not ready for. Just slowly driving him nuts. Getting home from work where it doesn't feel like work because you're getting off, torturing this fucking guy, writing down new ideas, what if yeah and then implementing it see if it works and then taking it to the next fucking level yeah just making him watch the batman movie over and over just have it constantly playing in his cell do what you love you'll never work a day in your life yeah torturing a dude who fucking set off a bomb or killed children it'd be a bummer if he turned out to be really charismatic oh he

talked me out of it he's just like yeah just it's just like a wonderful guy yeah yeah hello clarice you just had a brain tumor or something and he was like no man that wasn't even me sorry that wasn't brilliant Watching Clarice get taken by What's his face? Anthony Hopkins Hopkins, yeah With his charm Hello, Clarice

No, she needed his mind I know But then she actually was like Damn, this guy's fucking sick You know, she went home and diddled After she got the cum thrown at her face? Yeah Precisely That was crazy You know, she went home and diddled. After she got the cum thrown at her face? Yeah.

Precisely. That was crazy. What were you doing there? Clearing your nostrils? Yeah, yeah. I was washing the cum off my face. Did you guys talk about your cat in the last two episodes? We talked a little bit about the cat.

The cat is back. The cat's back. Yeah. I thought he was dead. He's not. He's risen about the cat. The cat is back. The cat's back. Yeah. I thought he was dead. He's not. He's risen from the ashes. A phoenix from the ashes. And now he's better than ever.

We switched his food and he's like, he's great. So you were slowly killing him with the wrong food and then you finally got food. I think that is kind of what happened. I think another vet prescribed deadly food. Really? Yeah, because he had a piss problem five years ago, and he had crystals in his piss, so he got special food to help with the crystals.

Never changed back over? Yeah, no. Well, yeah, you're supposed to just stay on that forever, but I think it was just pure sugar, basically. It was like carbs. And he's not supposed to be eating. Cats aren't supposed to just stay on that forever, but I think it was just pure sugar, basically. It was like carbs. And he's not supposed to be eating... Like, cats aren't supposed to be eating that shit, so I think he got all fucked up.

That almost killed him. Dude, it almost radicalized me, dude. In what way? I think there's lots of reasons for this, but I would like to hear the cat reasoning. For you. I think that, like... I don't't know you have one health scare and you're like dude nobody knows anything nobody's fucking watching out for us nobody like you start asking

like vets and stuff questions yeah like i i was asking him uh because we're he's eating this new food that's just like pure meat but it's not like fucking piss medicine food yeah so i was like is this gonna affect is he gonna get crystals or something and she was like well we can put this other stuff like that you can sprinkle on the food it'll change the ph of his piss and i was like well does it make it more acidic or more alkaline like what does it do and she was like i don't know yeah but you just put this on there and you're like, how do you not know? Of course. You know, and you like, I kind of saw this even when I was like fucking working for that

healthcare marketing thing where it's just like you'd watch research footage and like people are doing all their own research and they fucking interact with doctors and they don't know, you know? Yeah. They don't have the right answers to their questions people start to like fucking spaz they're like does this does anyone know what the fuck they're doing is anyone really paying it my kids dying yeah is anyone fucking paying attention or are you just being told by some fucking yeah cat food company what cat food to subscribe it's

it's no secret as to why every pharmaceutical rep is hot whether it's male or female yeah it's all charisma what can i do for you whether it's with my mouth or with my wallet to sell my drug this drug's better than what you have yeah yeah let me get your groceries my uncle made a fortune off of it really yeah he was way up in a company one of the top three made a fortune until the government finally had to regulate going hey you can't buy groceries for these people stop taking the steak houses and strip joints oh because they would go all right look whatever adderall's competitor is right they would just go here's the new one i need you to start scripting this to all your clients how can i help you Here's five grand

Here's fucking your gross like I said Let me entertain you when I come into town And they go I like this guy He can hit a sandwich for fucking 150 This guy's great I'm gonna hang out with that guy I'm gonna start writing his scripts cause the other one I didn't really fuck with Even though it's best for my client

Yes That happens in every fucking industry yeah and it does drive you crazy because you're like the all the like the most like newsworthy corruption cases i feel like about like college kids getting paid or like pro players gambling and you're like why don't we take all the agents off of that stuff yeah and put them on what the fuck these people are doing yeah yeah who gives a fuck if a college kid got a fridge for his mom yeah yeah you know what i mean it's like how about the people that are like buying their way into these doctors prescribing crazy shit that's where we need to go yes

what are these you got an an FBI guy walking around fucking. That's why you got to look for. I cannot say that. I can't. I just can't. Sometimes you're like, I don't know. It's like sometimes you hear about these cases where it's like the FBI is investigating like a Yu-Gi-Oh card scam. And you're like, take them off that case.

Yeah. If someone's getting scammed out of their Yu-Gi-Oh cards, who gives a fuck? That's why I started believing in all the conspiracies. Where it's all distractions. It's all distractions. Because they don't want the regular people to know what the fuck is actually going on. I truly believe that. And the more you look into little things.

I'm not talking about going nuts about Sandy Hook's face, but I'm saying just see how the world, we need vaccines. We need you guys to buy into this so that our pharmaceutical companies can start funding our war machines. It has to happen that way. There's no way it can't.

We have to thin the herd and steal your fucking money so we can better our military to take over lands. It's fucking, it's a board game. Stay in the fucking gray area. I can't get there. I won't allow myself. Get drunk with 23-year-olds on the road. Get in, get out.

I won't allow myself to, yeah. That rabbit hole? Yeah. Which one? Dude, I'm straight. With the US of A, I'm Luke believing there's, Vader's still got good in him.

You know what I mean? I won't turn to the dark side. You have to believe that. I won't turn to the dark side. The dark side's already that's where i was clear and evident right now in common news i felt and i'm not gonna get into that i felt i felt it when the cat was sick i felt myself turning yeah that's what i'm saying i could feel the power i could feel the power of the dark side i don't know if

i should say this because of the fucking actual terminology getting flagged and us getting 200 views. Yeah, yeah. But like, if you lost somebody during that time, a few years ago. Oh, yeah, yeah. That clearly didn't need it and had a pre-existing heart condition that you didn't know that no one fucking looked after. Yeah. And I lost someone really close to me, I'm fucking done. Yeah. You know what breeds terrorism? An innocent person getting fucking

bombed from across the world. And you go, oh, now I'm on that side. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now what am I going to do? I'm not going to work a nine to five. I'm going to fucking hunt. I'm going to hunt until I'm dead because I have nothing to live for anymore. You took my whole fucking family.

Yeah, it would be a real motivating thing. Anyway, check out these... No, you're not allowed to talk for anymore. You took my whole fucking family. Yeah, it'd be a real motivating thing. Yeah, anyway, check out these... No, you're not allowed to talk about that. Just a complete non-sequitur. Man. No one's getting paid. No one's getting paid by anyone.

Talk about being all over the board on my first time back. Not potting for three weeks. I got a lot of penult rage. Yeah? What's got you going? Just exhaustion. Yeah.

That was too much, man. I know I put a lot of it on myself, but just even the travel. Yeah. You're not just getting in a car and going one place to the next. You're fucking waiting in line to get a car. Oh, my God. Picking up seven fucking other people getting into an airbnb trying to sleep but you can't get into a show then you got another city

the next day there's no fucking time yeah and i'm not one to just go i'm gonna do i'm not mature enough nor will i ever be i don't want that life what i don't want to just do a show and go home yeah watch fucking seinfeld in my bed like a fucking idiot yeah and then fall asleep for eight straight hours yeah what are you out of your skull i'm gonna run this fucking training to the ground living every goddamn second yeah it's hard it's hard you can't yeah going to bed after a show is impossible yeah i'm sure strippers can't do it. We're male strippers right now. It also then, it really does make it feel like a job.

Well, yes. Which is the worst part. You want to be able to, yeah. When you do, yeah, what were we doing, 30 minutes apiece? Yeah, yeah. And then 20 after that? Yeah. Yeah, and it's fucking work.

Mm-hmm. But I feel like what I learned is like... But if you pack up your belongings afterward and go back to a hotel room and go to sleep or Airbnb, you feel like a fucking loser. That is also why I like the Airbnb, is because you go home... There's a sense of home.

Yeah, and there's a group there. Yeah. And you all hang out, you shoot the shit, you talk. Going back to the hotel room by yourself sad i don't know sad stuff you gotta there's got to be a perfect blend that i think we learned i learned a lot on this tour yeah you find a couple airbnbs throughout the trip there's got to be a lot of business hotels there's got to be a lot of business minded actions to get back to the hotel. I'm not saying go right to

bed. Go get a drink somewhere. Decompress. It can't just all be fucking... Dude, we had so much fun. It was so much fun to the point where, again, I started this going, I don't know what to talk about. The two days we had off,

I filled with the lake house when you came you had to come home yeah the lake house with the boys the merch boys god damn that was so fucking fun there's no rest yeah i thought it was just gonna be relaxing i'm just gonna skip stones across the lake of course i'm not yeah we get fucking blacked out and run to the reeds yeah yeah and drive home two and a half hours the next day dude we went to this pig slaughter in new hampshire oh my god dude look at this this next episode is gonna be crazy dude it's it's some of the best footage this guy's been asking us to come out there both both you and I, texting us. You set it up.

You set the date. It's so sick. Bro. Honestly, the thing I was looking forward to most was seeing that happen. He had a country breakfast going with the pork he previously killed. Yeah. So he's like obviously farm to table for his family, but he's also like a third party slaughterer so if you're a hunter and you catch an elk or a bear or a moose or a fucking whatever he'll slaughter for you cut it up package it so you have food for the next

year and a half for your family dude and that's how real farmers live. Yeah. Yeah. So there's footage here where it's educational and it's crazy for a city folk like myself to look at this and not be like, I don't want to see that Ryan Donahue and eyes juxtaposition. Cause I'm like, I have to see it. I don't like it. I don't, I'd rather shoot a human in the forehead and see it.

An innocent animal. The footage is so creepy it's riveting nothing against that guy but holy he fucking rules dude he does rule but are you talking about that one that one shot i'll post it tomorrow literally looks like i'll post it tomorrow wait wait to wait they have to watch it on the patreon no they're gonna wait they're gonna watch the whole thing but i have one clip that shows this farmer picking out. He already knew who he was going to kill. Kill, yeah.

Because this one pig was- I've been talking a lot of shit. Called his wife a pig. No, this one pig was eating all the food from the others, whatever that terminology is. Oh, really? The run of the litter, whatever the fuck. It was the opposite, right? The opposite. It's really? The run of the litter, whatever the fuck. It was the opposite, right? The opposite.

It's got to be the alpha. Yeah, in a way. Just a real cunt. Yeah. Just causing havoc for the whole farm. He's upsetting everybody? Yeah, upsetting everybody. And he had to get one.

So he's like, I got one. Oh, man. And the pig had a blonde, like, high top, like a 90s R&B singer. Really? Yeah, so you could pick up. I was like, how do you know? Like Bosworth. Brian Bosworth from the Seahawks, dude.

Yes. It was like a Bosworth mohawk. That would be nice. Cause and have. You could execute Bosworth and cut him up and feed your family for a year. It might have been a Bosworth of hogs, dude.

Just bumping in everybody, tackling the other piglets. Dude, there were 17 tiny little piglets. It was the most adorable footage of all time. And then you had to water down the big, what do you call it, the sir? What's the one that's a stud? I don't know.

He just fucks all the pigs. I don't know. Gets them pregnant every like two months. No idea what a king pig is called. Dude, we're feeding this pig. Not a sow. Sow. Sow or the other feeding this pig ciabatta. Not a sow. Sow. Sow or the other one.

It's feeding time. We want to feed these boys. The guy brings out a shitload of ciabattas. Ciabatta bread. Yeah. I'm not kidding you, dude. And they just eat. The amount of bread consumption.

All you can eat bread made the Olive Garden. Put it to shame We're just tossing full ciabattas And they wolf them down And he would There would be another ciabatta Like wading through this electric fence From one of us Whether it's Ian, me or Ryan

Because we want to give this boy some good grub So he can come to this other chick And feed the sperm machine And he would just like slowly wait because we want to give this boy some good grub so he can come to this other chicken. Feed the sperm machine. And he would just like slowly wait until he got all his ciabatta down, just eat another one. It was so impressive. And then just go lay in the sun

and you squirt them in the hose. Yeah. He told me pigs will draw their own bath by digging into the earth to get water. Yeah. Because they don't have sweat glands yeah so they have to cover themselves in mud to cool off to cool off and control their internal temperature yeah so you're learning all these things going and he's like this is actually like the best way to live for an animal and when you have to kill one he would cry he had like a

boar yeah that he had to kill and he put like on the but he like he's very sentimental and cares about his work his wife was lovely his children were just crazy it was a yeah a true like the quintessential farm family yeah that made you feel certain ways and then you actually had to go shoot a fucking pig in the head. Yeah. Put him on this crane, cut him open. Well, it seems horrific, but it also feels like maybe they're more in tune with something. Much more than... Like a circle of life kind of situation. Exactly.

You know what I mean? Exactly. It's like you treat the pigs well. You take care of them. You love them. Yes. But then it is time... Yeah.

...for them to be food. Yeah. Imagine having to take your dog them. You love them. Yes. But then it is time for them to be food. Yeah. Imagine having to take your dog to the vet after a wonderful day and said you shoot them and eat them. Yeah. That's kind of how you do it with a farm. God, that's heartbreaking. Which dog are you thinking of right now? Because I got one.

Just, yeah. Buffy. Bufferina. She was a pug, but she would only only fed me She would have fed me once Just one tiny soup She was a fat shit but Jesus Once you bleed all the organs they don't have much Yeah

But again you go through those cycles Enough You become comfortable With the impermanence Yeah I mean fucking he's an American sniper. You just start killing so many innocent children in the Middle East, the trigger finger gets easy. Yeah.

You miss me? Oh, my God. What, dude? The fuck? I'm trying to, I'm talking more about, like, those fucking, whatever those sand things that the monks do. Oh, yeah, with the rakes? The little rakes?

They make a big, really elaborate piece of sand art, and then they just blow it away. Because it's like, life is not permanent. Yeah. You've got to destroy these things that you labor and care about. Yeah. So you're not as materialistic. What an incredible gift to send a girl after you break up with her. It's a care about. Yeah. You know, so you're not as materialistic. What an incredible gift to send a girl after you break up with her.

It's a dead pig. No. It's a mom putting together an elaborate thing. Someday this will be you. Yeah. Oh, yeah. This is us right now. Everything I built for you.

Yeah. Just gone. And then the dead pig. Wiped away. Double down. The sand is in the body of the dead pig. Pans out. It's inside the carcass.

This is a monk. No, it was great. I do. Then the weather again looked amazing out there. Everything was perfect. We shot a shotgun, obviously. Damn. As you do.

There's bones all over his backyard, you know. One of the guys you need to know up in upstate New Hampshire. In case shit gets awry in a motel. Yeah. You got to get rid of a corpse. These wild hogs. I was telling Nate and Gardini that I want to join a gun club.

You'd be great in a gun club. Like the one Sullivan took us to. Obviously it won't be that nice, but something like fucking with a clubhouse, cigars, a couple beers.

And the way they dress. Their attire is so up your alley, dude. Yeah, that orange thick fucking... Yeah. You know, you already have the cop mentality and disposition. Putting on that garb of hunting where it's one leather... Yeah. It's like Banana Republic meets the Republican Party.

And I think competitive shooting would be fun. Banana Republican. That would be so sick. Should probably do golf or something. Yeah, let's do golf instead of shooting. Just go to a public course. He did set up two cans and Ryan

went second and I shot both cans with a buck shot. Really? Bird shot. Yeah, yeah. It was good. It was like 50 yards. Yeah. It was pretty sick.

Just not moving? Yeah. Just went boom. Yeah. Was it a nice gun? Oh, dude, it was a big boy. I don't know. He killed a pig with a.45.

When he skinned him. Were their brains on the ground? No. when he skinned him with his brains on the ground you gotta check out the page oh my god he saws he saws the carcass from the top of the skull directly through the jawbone

cause there's a break pig's teeth are almost impossible to get through he told us it's stronger than any bone obviously in most people's body but it'll like ruin the saw ball the saws all so you have to go through the snout and cut right through the weakest part of the jawline yeah and it's like a perfect split and then all the organs he throws right in a bucket underneath of it on top of a fucking backhoe or tractor, whatever you call them. That fucking rules.

And then as he solves through the top, the brain comes out. But the brain's not that big, dude. The pig brain. They're apparently very smart. They're not like dolphin smart. They're dumb dogs. He said they're dumb dogs. Yeah. But you want to say they're smart're they're dumb dog he said they're dogs he said they're dumb dogs yeah but they're they're you know you want to say they're smart because they're adorable man

they're little piglets did you see those app before or after you killed the pig uh before which was the worst thing ever yeah but you see 17 little more piggies yeah yeah it makes you feel a little bit better yeah and the one we killed had like six boys. Yeah. Six of his friends. He's leaving a legacy. I will say this. The toughest part. The guy throws down feed to distract the four mid-sized pigs. So he's taking one out. He's taking the Brian Bosworth out of these four.

Yeah. Or five or whatever. Yeah. And you saw the video of him like tracking them. Yeah. So he puts a feed line out of like cornmeal or whatever the whatever. And you saw the video of him tracking them. He puts a feed line out of cornmeal or whatever the fuck. And they're all... And then he's walking

slowly and the guy, Bosworth, just keeps whipping around. I don't know if he knew or what. I don't know if he's been reading his diary. Bosworth was on edge, dude. So he's chasing them from end to end. This is my 10th spring Yeah My dad didn't make this one Genghis Khan of pigs

This is my time So he walks over to him And he finally Gets to him The bang Yeah Is the most violent fucking At 45 within 10 feet holy christ dude your whole

in your head rattles yeah so this thing goes down and their muscles the um your the nervous system of the pig is more than you know a human gets shot in the head, it goes... Yeah, yeah, I guess, yeah. And then it just calms down. This thing is kicking everywhere. Completely dead, though. There's nothing. He showed me the skull hole from here all the way through the jaw. Yeah. He couldn't find the slug in the dirt.

But it's, like, completely out, but nonstop. He has to tie the hooves because they're so active. It's fucking nuts, yeah. Well, it's fucking... Yeah, just's fucking. Yeah, just going bananas. He just grabs one hoof and then fucking hog ties them. Holy shit.

Yeah. Yeah, that was tough. That was the toughest part. But once you get past that, it's just process. Yeah. I remember that once I went to like a pig roast and they were like. They shot it? No, no, no, no.

It already was dead. But they had it hanging from like, was in maryland it was like they were hanging for no it was hanging from like a jungle gym like some kids like backyard like jesus swing set oh my god they were filling it they were like fucking squirting juice all over it yeah apple juice yeah yeah herbs and it was really horrific and then once they cut it up and it started looking like shit that you find in the grocery store, you're like, well, pretty good. Yeah, yeah. Forgot all about it. Yeah. Again, his country breakfast, he had bacon.

He made us a pork chop. This something else. He made asparagus with onion, this potato dish. The guy was, he's a great cook. Yeah. He started cooking just from slaughter no and i gotta i gotta feed my kids and you meet his family you're like dude you're living the life best yeah you're living the life yeah and he's also taking care of these pig like the other pigs

yeah yeah the big boy he would just whistle jump over the electric fence and the pig would like he would just stand up and then just like slowly walk to him and he had this brush and just like brush him like a dog behind his ear and he would be like... He would just stand up and then just slowly walk to him. And he had this brush. And just brush him like a dog behind his ear. And he'd be like... And then we'd just toss him chabotis. And then he'd go fuck one of his two girlfriends every two weeks. And they're honking at each other through this fence. Just talking shit like, I'm going to fuck your brain to hell.

Really? Yeah, I mean, it had to be horny. They're both horned up. Yeah, they're pigs. They're pigs. Bowling alley pigs, dude. It's truly me. Fill up on your body and fuck a bowling alley pig.

There you go. Welcome back, Tom. Thanks, babe. Sorry about all the politics. No, it's all right. I don't think that was politics. That was my fault. I got radical about all the politics. No, it's all right. I don't think that was politics. That was my fault. I got radicalized by the vet.

I'm posting that video tomorrow.