Stuff You Should Know - All the Gold In Fort Knox: Meh

Episode Date: November 5, 2020

When Fort Knox was built in the 1930s to house America’s gold supply, it was billed as an impenetrable, impregnable, don’t-even-think-of-trying vault. But as the world has moved further away from ...gold, the stockpile’s lost a bit of its luster. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 On the podcast, Hey Dude, the 90s called, David Lasher and Christine Taylor, stars of the cult classic show, Hey Dude, bring you back to the days of slip dresses and choker necklaces. We're gonna use Hey Dude as our jumping off point, but we are going to unpack and dive back into the decade of the 90s.
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Starting point is 00:00:57 Listen to Frosted Tips with Lance Bass on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Welcome to Stuff You Should Know, a production of iHeart radios, How Stuff Works. Hey, and welcome to the podcast. I'm Josh Clark, and there's Charles W. Chuck Bryant and Jerry's out there somewhere,
Starting point is 00:01:21 and this is Stuff You Should Know. A little carrot-plated gold edition. Gold-plated. Isn't that what happens, like if you put a bunch of gold together, it means more carrots? I think so. I'm afraid to doubt you, though, because I had a movie crusher say that all I do lately
Starting point is 00:01:41 is say, you're wrong to you. What do they mean, lately? I know, I don't know. They must be a newcomer to the podcast. The slightly distressing is Josh is all the time lately, Josh makes really good points, and all Chuck does is poo-poo it by just saying, no, you're wrong.
Starting point is 00:01:59 It's like, has that even happened once? If it makes you, I'm sure it's happened more than once, but if it makes you feel any better, I haven't noticed, and that's what really counts, don't you think? Yeah, I guess. Although there are like a million plus people listening, so I guess their opinions count as well. You're wrong.
Starting point is 00:02:17 Oh man. You know what's funny is I didn't even see that coming, Chuck. Oh, see there? Yeah, that was good stuff, and I almost just said the S-word, that was good stuff. You're wrong, it was mediocre. Let's just do this for 45 minutes. Yeah, no, let's do a real podcast episode.
Starting point is 00:02:37 This was interesting. All I could think about was heist movies. Oh really, I don't know what I thought about. I think I was kind of stuck in the 30s. I just thought of everything as kind of old timey and quaint, you know? Sure, all right. Because it's kind of in a way
Starting point is 00:02:53 where the story really kicks off the story of Fort Knox in case anybody's listening and didn't check the title. Oh, I thought we were doing an episode on the United States Boolean depository. Buddy, that is the same exact thing in a lot of ways, but actually they're different too. Let's talk about this, right? So for anybody who is outside of the United States,
Starting point is 00:03:15 and I would wager that a lot of you, I'd wager all the golden Fort Knox that a lot of you are very familiar with Fort Knox because it does seem to be kind of like this world famous place where the United States hoards its gold and it's just totally impenetrable. So don't even try. But there's also like a lot of conspiracy theories too
Starting point is 00:03:36 that there's no gold in there. And we'll talk about all this and why there's gold in there too, but I feel like we should at least give like a background on Fort Knox and the ins and outs of it, don't you? Yeah, in 1903, this is where it all started, the U.S. Army said, you know what? I think we need some training ground out here in Kentucky,
Starting point is 00:03:55 in West Point, Kentucky. And everybody said, why? Yeah, I don't know. Goodest place is any, I guess. Okay. And they use that area. They got a few counties to kindly hand them over some land and they use that area for training and stuff,
Starting point is 00:04:13 made it a permanent training camp in 1918 and then named it after Henry Knox, a revolutionary war officer as Camp Knox. And someone very quickly said, that doesn't sound at all tough. It sounds like children belong here and people are roasting s'mores. So they said, how about Fort Knox?
Starting point is 00:04:34 It seems like all the best Fort started out as camps. Yeah, so they said, sure. In 1932, it became officially Fort Knox. All right, nice one. So, yeah, so it started out as a legit army base, but then eventually in the 30s, which is why I've been stuck in the 30s because so much of the story takes place there,
Starting point is 00:04:54 the United States Mint said, hey, we could use a new spot to store some gold because we got a lot of gold. And this isn't even all of it, but we need a new spot to store some gold. And they actually took possession of part of Fort Knox and built what's known as, like you said, the United States Bullion Depository there in Kentucky.
Starting point is 00:05:19 And it is legitimately, Fort Knox is now, not just the army camp, even more famously, it is really what you officially would call the United States Bullion Depository. Yeah, and the camp is still there. And some say it is there as sort of a means of maybe intimidation, maybe back up like, hey, there's an army camp right next door.
Starting point is 00:05:41 But they also asked to borrow that name because it sounded tougher than the Bullion Depository. And they said, sure, you can go ahead and just call that building Fort Knox as well. And that's where we moved, well, not all of it, but we had a lot of gold at the time, as you were saying. And it was a little unnerving, I think, to have most of the gold and the country stored
Starting point is 00:06:07 in Philadelphia at the mint there and in New York, because it was so close to the coast. And if some warring nation wanted to invade us and grab our gold, then they wouldn't have far to go to get it onto a boat. Yeah, no, truly, which is pretty sensible, really. And I never really thought about that, but New York's not very far from water and neither is Philly.
Starting point is 00:06:29 So why not? So they decided to move as much as they could. And there was silver moved, too. There was a lot of stockpiles of silver that we're not even gonna bother with in this story because silver, we're talking gold here. And they moved a lot of it to Denver. And they very quickly said,
Starting point is 00:06:46 well, the Denver Mint's a great place because it's protected from the Pacific Ocean by the Rocky Mountains, which makes it much more difficult for an invading army to come in from the Pacific and steal it, but we've run out of space and we need some more space for all the spillover gold. And that's when they decided to build in Fort Knox, which in Kentucky is protected from the Atlantic Ocean
Starting point is 00:07:10 by the Appalachian Mountains. So it's pretty clever why they chose Fort Knox. Yeah, so the Treasury, like you said, took control of that land in 36. And then in 37, I mean, they started building, they couldn't just keep it intense even though those intimidating Appalachian Mountains were right there.
Starting point is 00:07:30 They're like, we need a building here. So they built a building over just a few months, cost about a half a million, yeah, cost about a half a million bucks. And in 1937, they said, we're open for business, bring that gold from New York City. They did, and they did it the way, exactly the way that you would think they would do it.
Starting point is 00:07:50 They had a lot of, they had a secret location where they were loading it. They sent a bunch of trains out that were decoys, and it didn't all happen at once. It wasn't one shipment that made its way from New York and Philadelphia over to Kentucky. It would have been in the movie, I think. Exactly, yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:12 But it happened like actually in many shipments over several years, but supposedly they did it like, sometimes darkness of night, there was decoys, and they were always protected by a number of groups from the post office inspectors that are licensed to carry guns, which I hate to say it everybody, but that's the one that you would try to hijack
Starting point is 00:08:36 if you were gonna hijack. Yeah, I mean, let's be honest. All the way, yeah, right, yes, Chuck, all the way to the army, you know, which I would probably not try to hijack that one. If I were going to hijack one, which I wouldn't do, it would probably be the postal inspector one. Yeah, and you know, I'm sure that they've,
Starting point is 00:08:58 someone has written a movie treatment at some point for a 1937 train on the way to Fort Knox heist type of thing, and they surely would have cast those poor post office gunslingers as the likely train. That's right, that's poor guys. So we've got the gold showing up at Fort Knox, and the thing is, people knew about this. It wasn't done in secret, like this was known about,
Starting point is 00:09:29 and I think, I get the impression that the reason that it was talked about and discussed, and there were like little tidbits here or there in the popular media to give this idea like, okay, yes, we're moving this gold, but don't even try it. Here's just enough that you need to know to not even come anywhere near this place.
Starting point is 00:09:49 And over the years, little tidbits have kind of been released here there. Give a pretty complete picture of what you would be dealing with if you did in fact try to impregnate Fort Knox. Ooh, pretty sexy. So first of all, you can't just take a tour. I mean, you can tour almost anything in this country,
Starting point is 00:10:12 except for Fort Knox. Even if you're a sitting Congress person, the chances are you're probably not going to get a tour. Yeah, I mean, if Ed is correct here, who helped us put this together, there've only been three official tours, is that right? Yeah, that's what I saw. So there was one from FDR himself,
Starting point is 00:10:32 which is pretty understandable. Sure. There was one in the 70s, which we'll talk about, which made sense, but it was a congressional delegation. And then I think in 2017, Stephen Mnuchin and a delegation toured it. So there's at least three, but those are the three that we know about.
Starting point is 00:10:52 There may have been more, but I would think they would kind of publicize that, because the whole point of being a delegate to tour Fort Knox is to basically reassure the public, there's a lot of gold in there, don't even worry about it, yes, the gold's there. That's pretty much the reason why anybody gets a tour of Fort Knox.
Starting point is 00:11:08 I wonder if they let FDR in just to say, hey, you might as well just urinate on this golden person, because that's what you're about to do with policy. That's probably what happened. We'll get to that later with the gold standard. And of course you didn't urinate on it, even with policy. You don't know, you can't ever tell what that FDR. So here's a bunch of things.
Starting point is 00:11:32 And this next bit is gonna be just sort of a lot of the facts and figures that we know. And we've gleaned over the years, some comes from official releases, some comes from an old 1930s issue of popular mechanics, which is kinda cool, but should we take a break first? Oh, sure, man, yeah, I think that's a great cliffhanger. Great, we'll be right back.
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Starting point is 00:14:29 Alrighty, so we promised you stats and figures about Fort Knox. In 1930s issues of popular mechanics. I know. How's this for you? The vault requires, of course, multiple people to open it up. And each person, nobody knows the entire combination.
Starting point is 00:14:46 Each person, it knows only a part of it. And even if you got it open, there's a 100 hour time delay lock. So you gotta wait, if you have them at gunpoint and you force them all to open it, you gotta sit around and wait for four days, no matter what. That's my favorite one.
Starting point is 00:15:03 It's pretty great. That and the fact that it's really just artificial intelligence from the future is the only one that has the entire combination in its possession. What else? Well, let's see, the vault itself is actually inside a building.
Starting point is 00:15:20 So you remember in our Alcatraz episode where the cell blocks were buildings inside of the larger prison building? That's exactly the same thing. And not coincidentally, they were built around the same time. So I think there was that impenetrable building within an impenetrable building
Starting point is 00:15:38 in the zeitgeist kind of thing going on. And the only place the vault and that building are connected is on the floor. But don't even think of coming up from under the floor because the flooring is two feet thick of granite, which you are not going to get through even if you successfully dug under. And I'll just go ahead and tell you why
Starting point is 00:15:59 you would not be able to successfully dig under the building from the outside. It's because you have barrier after barrier after fence after razor wire, separating you from the building. There's a huge blank field around the building. So it's not very easy to kind of walk up to it. And they apparently have said
Starting point is 00:16:19 that the field around the building is a minefield, which means that they apparently studied cartoons to design Fort Knox, which I love. You're like, what would Wale E. Coyote do? Exactly. Yeah, it is, I mean, it's definitely worth Googling like an aerial image of this building. It's pretty interesting.
Starting point is 00:16:42 I mean, it does, it sits out in the middle of nothing in this big flat area. And there's like a circular driveway around it. And it's made of what you think it's made of, which is granite and concrete and steel. They said that the walls are also two feet in thickness. And inside those walls are fabricated steel coils that are so closely smushed together
Starting point is 00:17:09 that they say a human hand can't even get between them. Right. So you need a baby or a child. Yeah, you need a baby hand. So you gotta bring a baby. You have to bring diapers and food to last the baby four days until the time lock opens. Oh yeah, of course.
Starting point is 00:17:25 Don't forget a gun to hold people off with. And probably some people you don't like to send through the minefield the clear path for you. Yeah, and you gotta get one of those diaper genies to put the diaper in, otherwise it's just gonna smell in there. Oh man, it would smell so bad in that little building. Here's another cool thing.
Starting point is 00:17:41 Well, the whole building isn't huge. I mean, it's not small, it's 10,000 square feet, but it's not, I don't know, you think of Fort Knox and you think of something the size of like a maximum security prison or something like that. It's not huge, but the building inside the building, so the vault inside has an 18-inch space clear on every side and they have all these mirrors everywhere.
Starting point is 00:18:08 And of course, now they have real cameras. I guess this was from the popular mechanics. Pre-camera, you just use mirrors to make sure that you could see every square inch of this thing. Yeah, so if you did somehow manage to get inside the vault, the people whose job it is is to watch the vault would see you immediately and they would just- Postal service workers?
Starting point is 00:18:30 Yeah, they would just start, you know, lobbing dead letter office packages at you until you got annoyed and left. And of course, there's heavy artillery. There are four corner machine gun turrets, essentially, on the outer building. Just looking down- So I'm sorry, I was confused.
Starting point is 00:18:50 Is that on the outer building or is that part of the vault? I think that's outside. No? Okay. I don't know, I couldn't quite tell. I mean, I didn't see it outside. Did you see them outside? Well, I mean, I saw, I mean, I didn't see any really close-ups.
Starting point is 00:19:05 Everything was kind of an aerial. And I did see what looked like corner turrets, but maybe they are inside. Okay. I don't know if I'd be shooting up machine guns inside a granite room. Yeah, that's actually probably a pretty bad idea. I mean, I've seen Wiley Coyote too.
Starting point is 00:19:21 Those bullets bounce all over the place. That's right. So you've also got a door to contend with. So, so far, you've got two feet thick, everything to get through, which means that your best bet is to go through the door, because rather than 24 inches, it's only 21 inches thick. But you should probably be dissuaded by the fact
Starting point is 00:19:40 that it's blast, drill, and torch-proof, said the US Mint director from back in 2016, Philip Deal. Yeah. And again, this is all under the banner of don't even think about it, buddy. Right. Between the, there's a corridor that encircles the vault, and then the outer wall of the building. They do have some offices.
Starting point is 00:20:01 I guess that's where Dottie, the secretary, has been since 1950, something answering phones. Or Danny. Or Danny. That's true. Sure. I don't think they gave jobs like that to Danny in the 1950s. Okay, maybe not in the 50s, that's fine. But I got called out for letting that Stooges comment pass,
Starting point is 00:20:17 and I'm not gonna, I'm not going on the grill again for you, pal. What, the ladies don't like the three Stooges? We got not one, not two, but thrice emails about that. And most of them were not happy. Well, actually two of the three were very fun about it and said that they love the three Stooges, but. Yes, but they weren't happy.
Starting point is 00:20:37 One I couldn't tell, and I even wrote her back, and I was like, I can't tell if you're really mad? Well, and I said, I said, I was just, if you Google women don't like three Stooges, it's a, it's a trope. I mean, it's a familiar trope. I wasn't like inventing some sexist thing. I was just kind of funding around with it.
Starting point is 00:20:56 Yeah, it's like everybody not liking Detroit or Kentucky. Like Google that. Right, or Google women don't like Rush, the band. Hey, hey, hey, let's just, let's bail out of this while we still have our limbs. No, people can like what they like, but trust me, I've been to a Rush concert, and there was, there was a lot of masculinity in that room.
Starting point is 00:21:16 What year was that? Cause I'll bet I was at the same concert, depending. I went to, it must have been 88 or 89. No, no, I wasn't at that one. Okay, yeah, you were. This would have been maybe like 92, 93. We just missed each other. Yeah, just by a few years had I just hung out at the Omni
Starting point is 00:21:37 for three or four more years or had you, we would have passed each other. But you're right, women like all sorts of things and men like all sorts of things. That's right. And Danny and Doddy can both be secretaries. That's right. And we don't even call them secretaries anymore.
Starting point is 00:21:49 Chuck, we should just stop podcasting all together. We have aged out of it. So to me, the only way in would be the escape tunnel. Yes, which they thought of that. They realized that they actually put a tunnel underground that you could use to get into the, the depository, the actual vault, which they installed in case somebody got locked in there,
Starting point is 00:22:17 which I'm really surprised they even installed that or designed that in there. I would think like if you have people guarding it as closely as it's being guarded all the time, that if you got locked in there, they could let you out or just give you food or something through those slots that- For the four days?
Starting point is 00:22:35 Yeah. Or just have food in there. I mean, just have food in there. That's an even better idea actually now that you mentioned it. But no, they didn't do that. They actually put an escape tunnel in so that you can crawl out. It's not like a pleasant walk or anything.
Starting point is 00:22:48 You crawl like through this tunnel and then out into the minefield basically. But the door that you reach that lets you outside only opens from the inside. It's impossible to open from the outside, which I take to mean it doesn't have a doorknob on the outside. Right.
Starting point is 00:23:05 And then it's guarded 24 seven by people who are ready to just shoot you up if you try to approach this door with your own doorknob that you brought to open it from the outside. Right, because you're not gonna come in here with a presumably a freight train to steal all this gold. Where are you gonna put the tracks? You can't do it.
Starting point is 00:23:26 How are you gonna get that gold out of there? I just love the fact that we're doing a podcast in 2020 explaining and dissuading people from trying to get into Fort Knox. I mean, it's just so like seventies to me or thirties or fifties, you know, I love it. The other cool thing is, is that it can go off grid it has its own water and power.
Starting point is 00:23:48 So if you, you know, in the movie version, of course, once again, I would think you would try and knock it off the line somehow, get those cameras down, but they say, no, no, no, we have those generators, we can live off grid. There's a gun range in the basement. So if you wanna brush up on your machine gunning down there, you can do that.
Starting point is 00:24:08 No, that's kind of like a little, little lawn yop to the whole thing. Like, by the way, these guys are training with guns downstairs in the basement for fun because they've got nothing else to do. They're just waiting for you to come. Now, who is guarding it though? From what I understand, they're treasury agents, right?
Starting point is 00:24:25 In the army can be called in if needed, because again, it's like right there. Yeah, the US Mint police force. Yeah. Which I imagine is, it's probably a pretty cool gig to have. I don't know where they would have come up, but I swear we've mentioned that they exist before. It seems familiar to me.
Starting point is 00:24:45 Have we done this all before? No, we haven't done this one, but we have talked about money and currency before. Yeah. And I feel like that's where we're at. Don't you like that maybe we should talk about the gold itself? Because I mean, yes, it's cool that there's a 21 inch
Starting point is 00:25:01 blast door and there's a door that only opens from the inside in the escape tunnel. But I think what everybody's really fascinated with as much as anything is the fact that there is a lot of gold inside of Fort Knox. Yeah, and this will kind of hit home too if you've ever seen movies where you're bringing gold out of a place in a duffel bag.
Starting point is 00:25:22 Those gold bars weigh almost 28 pounds a piece. Just one. Yeah, just one of those things. So if you see people throwing them around in a movie or putting 10 of them, 15 of them in a duffel bag and slinging it over their shoulder, that is not realistic at all. They're seven inches long, three and five eighths
Starting point is 00:25:41 inches wide, one and three quarters inches thick and weigh 27.5 pounds each. Yeah, or 400 Troy ounces, if you know what that means. I have no idea. And I think it's what about 10, 12 kilos a piece for those of you who aren't listening in the US. And the weird thing, I didn't realize this, but as far as the treasury is concerned,
Starting point is 00:26:04 and to me, this really kind of goes to demonstrate like how little the actual value of maintaining this gold hoard is that just for bookkeeping, they assign it like an arbitrary value, the statutory value of gold, it's what it's called at $42.44 an ounce so that they can keep track using that dollar amount of how much gold is in Fort Knox rather than tracking it as it relates
Starting point is 00:26:33 to like the international gold market. Yeah, and so I did the math this time. I did too, let's see if we came up with the same figures. So supposedly there are 4,600 metric tons of gold, which by the way is about 2.5% of all the gold ever mined in the world in human history. That's pretty impressive. And if we're just going,
Starting point is 00:26:54 I don't want to make sure we use the same numbers here, 4,600 metric tons, then use that 42.44 cents per ounce. Okay, I did it differently, but let's see if we came up with the same figure. Well, what value did you use? Oh, no, you go first, Mr. You're Wrong Guy. So using the statutory value of gold that the US has set, I came up with $6.8 billion worth of gold.
Starting point is 00:27:22 Close for mine, close for mine, I used a different method and this is one of the great joys of math. Is there a different approaches to the same problem? What did you do? I took that 4,600 metric tons of gold and divided it by pounds, 27.5 pounds. So I came up with the number of individual bars
Starting point is 00:27:44 then I multiplied that number of individual bars, which is 368,773 bars by that $16,888 per bar. I came up with in the neighborhood of $6.256 billion worth of gold. Well, first of all, there's a psychologist that's listening to this that is really looking at what that means for both of our personalities. For sure, gotta say a lot, you know?
Starting point is 00:28:13 Did you use, are you sure you used metric tons and not just tons? Yeah, I did a pound to metric ton conversion. You know how you can go on the internet and just say pound metric ton and like it brings up a little conversion thing for you? Yeah, I was just making sure because at first I didn't do metric ton
Starting point is 00:28:31 and that was different. You did a short ton? That is a short ton and that came to about closer to your number. Oh, okay, yeah. No, and I actually rounded a little bit because I was like, E, what the heck is that when the total came up?
Starting point is 00:28:46 So I went back and redid it and I didn't feel like plugging in all the same numbers so I rounded it a little bit. What I did was I just took how many ounces are in metric ton, multiplied that by 4,600 and then multiplied that by 4,244. Well, I propose that move along because I just suddenly read,
Starting point is 00:29:07 there's probably people whose like their fingertips are dug under their eyeballs. They're so, they're in such agony hearing us discuss math like this. Well, what's important is that the Fed in New York actually has more gold in their Manhattan vault which was in a movie, 6,000 tons of gold. That would have been Die Harder?
Starting point is 00:29:29 Die Hard 3, I believe. Die Another Day? I don't know, but it was a good one. That was the one with Sam Jackson. Yeah, that was pretty good. And by the way, I need to say something. I realized that I said Event Horizon is a good movie and holds up.
Starting point is 00:29:45 I went back and saw it again and again and I was like, this is way jokier than I remember from last time. Oh, really? Yeah, and sadly there's a sheen or a coating of hoakiness that I guess maybe they brought in somebody to punch up the script or something and that was their contribution, but it's not.
Starting point is 00:30:04 So it doesn't hold up anymore? No, and it's a great galactic Lovecraftian horror movie in concept and in some parts, but no, it's unfortunately rather hokey. I'm a little gutted to say that as our British friends would say. Maybe you should watch it again in like three years and it might be back on track for you.
Starting point is 00:30:24 I will, maybe it's me, that's the problem. Well, taste waxes and wanes. Yeah, that's true, that's true. There's some other stuff in Fort Knox and there has been other stuff through history in Fort Knox because it's just a great place to keep stuff if you don't wanna lose it or have it stolen. They have some rare coins in there.
Starting point is 00:30:45 These are coins that were not released to the public. They may have been promotional coins or test pressings. And so there's some of that stuff, including the Sacagaway dollar coins that flew in the space shuttle. Is that funny? Yeah, that's Sacajawea. Yeah, that's like the American bastardization.
Starting point is 00:31:06 It's Sacagaway. Oh, well, maybe we should keep this in. Okay. Because I've never heard anybody say that. I really thought you just meant to pronounce it. Other people say it like that? Yeah, I think it's one of those things where the native pronunciation is Sacagaway
Starting point is 00:31:22 and Americans were like Sacajawea. No, oh my God, I've got so much egg on my face. Maybe we won't keep this part in. You have to say it, you said it wrong though. You have to be like, that's wrong. That's wrong. Okay, thank you. So it is Sacagaway, huh?
Starting point is 00:31:39 Is it Sacagawaya? I think it's just Sacagaway and I only learned that from Ken Burns. God bless Ken Burns, American's teacher. And you, man. Thank you for setting me straight in front of a million people. Let me see here, a 1933 gold double eagle $20 coin.
Starting point is 00:31:57 That's kind of cool. Yeah, sure. There's an aluminum dime, no penny, an aluminum penny from 1974, which- I'd love to see that thing. I would too, but it just strikes me as a little sad. Sure. There've also been, because Fort Knox is just so well known
Starting point is 00:32:14 as this impregnable place, and it really is, you know, legitimately, you cannot get into it no matter how hard you try. It's actually served as the site, the storehouse, for some like truly valuable stuff, like the Declaration of Independence, the Bill of Rights, the Gettysburg Address, the Gutenberg Bible, the Magna Carte actually
Starting point is 00:32:35 during World War II, England's like, hey, can you hang on to this for us? Cause the Germans are really like up our butts right now. That's kind of cool. Yeah, so they, so we held that at Fort Knox during World War II, which is, I mean, that's just fascinating to the idea that apparently some secret service agent
Starting point is 00:32:54 traveled secretly with a bunch of these documents from Washington, D.C., and put them on a train out to Kentucky to go to be held in Fort Knox during World War II. I love it, that's really cool. And that was a temporary, I think, didn't they return them right afterward? Oh yeah, for sure.
Starting point is 00:33:09 Apparently they dedicated the Jefferson Memorial in 1943, and they're like, we need to get the Declaration of Independence out there. And they found out that the guards were using it as a placemat to eat their dehydrated foods. No, they'd swapped it with something that they only used crayon to forge, kept the original themselves.
Starting point is 00:33:30 So should we break now before conspiracies or wait and break before gold standard? We'll break now, and I'm not 100% sure I'm gonna be able to come back from that Chicago way thing. So it might just be you and we come back from break? No, never. 🎵 Ba da da da da da da da da da da 🎵 🎵 Stop you should of known 🎵
Starting point is 00:34:01 On the podcast, Hey Dude, the 90s, called David Lashor and Christine Taylor, stars of the cult classic show Hey Dude, bring you back to the days of slip dresses and choker necklaces. We're gonna use Hey Dude as our jumping off point, but we are going to unpack and dive back into the decade of the 90s.
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Starting point is 00:37:26 is to suggest, quite seriously in a lot of cases, that there is no such thing as gold in Fort Knox and that there hasn't been gold in there for a very long time. And if you went there and you saw gold, well, you're a fool. Because the best thing, the best possible scenario is that you saw something like tungsten that was spray-painted or plated in gold and that the gold in Fort Knox is not there
Starting point is 00:37:50 and hasn't been there for a very long time. And not only that, it was sold for the most nefarious, outrageous purposes we can possibly come up with. Yeah, so they audit Fort Knox and they count the gold. Allegedly. Supposedly. Dottie and Danny get in there with their adding machine. And they type everything out.
Starting point is 00:38:14 And I love how Ed put this. He said that all the conspiracy theories rely on, quote, some fundamental misunderstanding of how currency works, how the gold standard worked, or just outright nonsense. But it's kind of true. Yeah, no, it totally is. Because there's this call for, which we'll talk about, the gold to be used again
Starting point is 00:38:33 the way it originally was, which is to back our currency. If that's really the basis of your problem with the idea that the gold was secretly sold off in Fort Knox, then yeah, you misunderstand how currency works or how economies work. And you probably don't fully understand how the gold standard was not really great and that America actually blew up and the whole world
Starting point is 00:38:56 blew up after we switched off of the gold standard. That's how the global economy really started to take off, was when we decoupled our currency from being pinned to gold. So that seems to be another factor in kind of banding about conspiracy theories about Fort Knox gold, too. Yeah, and a lot of these conspiracy theories are anti-Semitic.
Starting point is 00:39:18 Yeah. Believe it or not, there are some really smart people who think, who may or may not believe in some of these theories and some that believe we should go back to the gold standard, including Alan Greenspan, a woman named Judy Shelton, who Trump tried to push for appointment to the Fed, to the Federal Reserve. And I'm not sure if she believes in the conspiracy theories
Starting point is 00:39:42 or she just wants to go back to the gold standard. Yeah, I mean, it's not hand in hand. If you do think we should go back to the gold standard, it's basically impossible for your attention not to fall on Fort Knox. And then you may be like, well, is there even gold there? Yeah, true. But there are some truly wacky-do-things out there.
Starting point is 00:40:02 This Peter Better guy. Oh, is that how you're saying his name? What is it? Better, better? If his name's not Peter Beeter, then I'm sad. I am too. Peter Beeter. B-E-T-E-R, that's what I'm going to call him at least.
Starting point is 00:40:17 Yeah, it's like Peter with a B. Yeah. But his first name's Peter. It's magnificent. It's perfect. So he has thrown a lot of conspiracies out there since the 70s, including a popular one that we sold off all the gold to these global elites
Starting point is 00:40:35 for next to nothing. So they could hoard that gold and then one day just destabilize the economy of the world and ascend to power basically. Yeah, because they would have all the money and they sunk the value of the money so they could buy everything else at rock bottom prices like they bought the gold.
Starting point is 00:40:55 Apparently, this involves the Rothschilds, which automatically makes the whole thing anti-Semitic because the Rothschilds started out and are still around as far as I know as a Jewish banking family many, many centuries ago and rose to power and wealth pretty quickly and actually had a huge role in a lot of world affairs like we're able to bail out entire nations like France
Starting point is 00:41:21 after they went into debt over war. Like this family could do that and it started a lot of conspiracy theories. So they're kind of like one of the OG conspiracy theories and usually it was based on a combination or it was based on suspiciousness of a combination of them being Jewish and them being extraordinarily wealthy. Yeah, there's this other guy is,
Starting point is 00:41:44 his name is Jan Nevenhuys. I'm sure that's wrong. He had an alias named Kuze Jansen, K-O-O-S. And I listened to and read some interviews with this guy and he, did you check into him? He seems like a pretty level headed economist that just seems to think that these audits aren't correct and there is something hinky going on.
Starting point is 00:42:10 He didn't seem really out there though. No, it seems like a case of paying too much attention to details and starting to see things that aren't necessarily there or if you do turn up a discrepancy, assuming that it does reveal some larger plot rather than just being a mistake or an accounting error or somebody forgot to carry the one, that's my impression.
Starting point is 00:42:33 I could be wrong, I don't know much about Kuze Jansen. Yeah, but the interview just seemed very level headed. He wasn't talking about robot oids, which is what Peter Beter talks about. Right. Literally talks about stuff like that. Well, that's what makes it believable is the oids on the end.
Starting point is 00:42:52 If it were just robots, it would just seem rather far-fetched. What about Ron Paul? His is a little out there, he thinks it's all fake, right? So Ron Paul, I can't tell if Ron Paul is the source of a lot of this or was an amplifier for a lot of it. He's tapped into or as part of one of the larger kind of followings of conspiracy theories
Starting point is 00:43:16 as far as Fort Knox is concerned, which is that either, like I was saying earlier, there's either no gold there really or the gold that is there is fake and the real gold has been sold and that the US has been doing this for a very long time for all sorts of uncertain reasons like that and that usually these days
Starting point is 00:43:37 that China's been the big recipient of cheap gold and maybe we've been doing that because if we sell China a bunch of cheap gold, it will actually keep the dollar low and will strengthen our exports. I'm not quite sure how that works. There also seems to be a certain amount of like national pride associated with it.
Starting point is 00:43:56 We're like, no, that's our goal. That's the people's goal that can't be sold off secretly by the government. And here's to me where it's like, even if there isn't any gold in Fort Knox, at some point in the not too distant past, but the past for sure, we've gone so far beyond that having any importance
Starting point is 00:44:17 whatsoever based on the dollar value of the gold and Fort Knox that it legitimately doesn't matter. But that's why I think some people are like, no, it doesn't matter. That is our goal. That's America's goal. I've seen it referred to,
Starting point is 00:44:30 I think Ed said somebody referred to it as the equity of our national wealth. And there seems to be like a certain amount of like American pride or patriotism in being really mad about the idea that Fort Knox doesn't have any gold anymore, that the American people were duped by whatever elites are running the show
Starting point is 00:44:49 at the behest of whatever Jewish people are running the elites. Right, cause here's the deal. And this is where we kind of get in more to the of the gold standard. And we talked about this in currency and how both of us are kind of consistently blown away that money, all money is,
Starting point is 00:45:06 it's just something that everyone has agreed on has value. Yeah. And that's the power of it. Which we've been doing forever. Yeah, since there has been little ingots and trinkets. Yes. As long as you agree. I mean, it could be a, well, it could be a stick.
Starting point is 00:45:20 It has to be something that you can't just go out and forage, although you can with gold, which is a problem. You can, I mean, like think about Wampum. That was extensively used in, I believe the Pacific Northwest, by more than one tribe and nation, Wampum was, they were like little seashells
Starting point is 00:45:37 that you could go and collect if you wanted to. And they were considered valuable currency and more for a very long time too. So it could conceivably be a stick as far as humanity's concerned. Right, but in our case, and in the case of paper money these days, it is, we've had to make it incredibly hard
Starting point is 00:45:54 to recreate and counterfeit. You can also listen to our counterfeiting episode. But what really struck me kind of with that thought experiment this time is that gold really doesn't have much value either as a commodity. It's nice for making pretty trinkets, but, and they use it in some electronics
Starting point is 00:46:13 and stuff like that. But we've also just sort of agreed that gold is valuable. And the only thing that really has true value is food, air, and water. If you think about it, in love. And the irony is, is that we're doing our best to kill all that stuff away, you know? Oh, Chuck.
Starting point is 00:46:33 The stuff that really matters, man. Bravo, bravo. I wanna give you a hand to help you down from your soap box and I'm gonna put a king robe around you, okay? Okay, is it gold-flect? It's gold-flect and it's got like the little white leopard like collar. Yeah, whatever that is.
Starting point is 00:46:51 You look great in it, that was wonderful. No, it's just so funny. These things that we've agreed to have value really don't. And the things that really, truly have value are really just the things that keep people alive. Right, right. But even like taking that hippy stuff out of the equation,
Starting point is 00:47:06 there was a time where people said, no, gold actually is valuable. People have valued gold for eons now. Like it's one of the first things humans agreed had inherent value, even though it doesn't really have inherent value. Because it was shiny. Yeah, and so it made sense that we would say,
Starting point is 00:47:25 okay, gold's really hard to lug around and you don't wanna actually trade gold. How about we make paper that represents a certain amount of gold? And so that's kind of where we got paper currency in the world and that's what we've been using for a very long time. But over time, the problems, the issues that can arise
Starting point is 00:47:47 from pinning your currency to gold, they became apparent. For one, you're limited to the amount of gold that exists in the world, which is substantial. I mean, all the gold before it knocks is only 2.5% of all the gold that was ever mined. So there's a lot of gold in the world, but that's a finite amount,
Starting point is 00:48:07 which is why some people are like, yeah, that's why we should pin our currency to gold. It prevents it from getting out of hand and you can't just print however much you want. The problem is, it's like you were saying, like with a stick, you can go in the forest and go get a bunch of sticks. Conceivably, you, a private company,
Starting point is 00:48:24 could go mine a bunch of gold that you found, you found a hoard and you can mine it and that will affect the value of not just gold, but of entire national economies and the global economy as a whole if everybody's pinning their currency to gold. Yeah, and the thing is, it also, like if your economy is backed only by gold,
Starting point is 00:48:47 it's really tough to make adjustments to the economy as a government, which is something as things have become more complicated over the years with finance throughout the world, we've relied upon. And I don't even think we've even mentioned that the reason we did this to begin with is because when we first had the idea of paper currency,
Starting point is 00:49:07 people were like, nah, I don't trust that at all. Like coins that people were kind of used to because they'd been using trinkets and ingots and coins for many, many years. But when they brought out paper dollars and part of this was understandable because private banks, and I think we talked about this in currency,
Starting point is 00:49:24 and especially in the South, pre-Civil War South, there were all kinds of values for their paper currency. So none of it really meant anything. Yeah, a bank, a company, a town could print their own money. There was no federal monopoly on printing money in the United States until sometime after the Civil War, I think. So people just said, yeah, we don't like
Starting point is 00:49:45 this paper currency thing. So we came along and said, all right, well, what if we back it by gold? And in theory, all the money has a real gold value attached to it. And you can even come trade it in for gold if you want to. Right, so that's how we went forward for a very long time. And then kind of slowly, but surely,
Starting point is 00:50:03 we started to move away from it, particularly starting in 1913, where the Federal Reserve was established, which a lot of people, especially ones who think we should go to the gold standard and people who think that we shouldn't have, or that there's no gold in Fort Knox, believe kind of ruined the world
Starting point is 00:50:23 when we established the Federal Reserve. And one of the first steps that said was like, okay, we need to maintain 40% of the value of all of our currency in circulation in gold as a country, which was a lot different from 100%. That's a huge amount of money that can now be printed. And more money that's out there, more things can be bought because that money
Starting point is 00:50:48 can be traded for services and goods, and you can employ people with it. And all of a sudden, your economy can start getting bigger and bigger and bigger, and that's exactly what happened. And as that became more and more evident, we started moving further and further away from the gold standard.
Starting point is 00:51:04 Yeah, and like I said earlier, kind of joke that Roosevelt, they allowed him to urinate in person on the gold. He really led the charge in the 30s because of World War I and the Great Depression and said, you know what? We really kind of need to get away from this gold standard officially.
Starting point is 00:51:20 And I'm gonna take a series of actions, weakening that link between gold, dollars being backed by gold, and you can't exchange it anymore, everyone. So don't even think about that. And not only that, you can't hoard gold. Like we basically want all the gold. And we wanna hang on to it.
Starting point is 00:51:41 Yeah, and so for a very long time, the only reason people maintain gold or countries maintain gold or the United States maintain gold was to pay off foreign debts, if need be. And then Nixon said, nuts to that in 1971. And from that moment on, the United States currency and economy was decoupled from gold and has been ever since.
Starting point is 00:52:05 And again, you can, look, I'm not a Rothschild robot oid. I just believe in progress, basically. And if you go back and look at the world economy and the United States economy since 1971, it's made some pretty impressive gains since then. And that's largely due to decoupling from gold and being able to print money.
Starting point is 00:52:26 Now, that said, and this is an entirely different podcast that I think we need to do sometime, there are massive problems with paper money, paper currency, what's called fiat currency or a fiat system of currency where by fiat, by proclamation, we say our currency is worth this amount. And that's what we do now, which is totally made up and totally in the air.
Starting point is 00:52:48 But as long as people have faith in the government and the economy and the workforce, we can survive those ups and downs through that sense of faith, not just among our citizens, but also people around the world. Understand? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:07 I mean, let's just all keep agreeing. Let's keep that pinky swear going. Exactly. Paper money has value. Why do we still have Fort Knox then if we don't need the gold? Well, I mean, they're not just gonna give it away. You still gotta keep it in a couple of places, right?
Starting point is 00:53:26 That's, I mean, that's one thing. I think there is a certain amount of that national pride too, even among the government. We got a bunch of gold and it's in Fort Knox and it's almost like symbolic of America's wealth and strength. One thing I did see is there are, like lots of other countries have lots of other gold hordes themselves.
Starting point is 00:53:43 And although the gold market is basically separate, it's like its own thing that's, it responds and reacts to the stock exchanges and other markets, but it's not entangled with, it's its own thing. So really, if you released a bunch of gold, you're really gonna mess with the gold market, but it's gonna have a ripple effect through the,
Starting point is 00:54:05 through the world in the other markets in the global economy. So it would be really foolish to release a bunch of gold onto the market for the US to sell or any country to sell its gold hordes off. It would be a real big problem that you don't need to have. It's easier to just keep the gold in Fort Knox instead. Agreed.
Starting point is 00:54:27 That's why it's still around. You're not wrong. This turned out to be pretty good. Aside from Sacajawea, and now I'm wondering if I even pronounce Wampum correctly. Well, how humiliating Chuck. Wampum was the real thing, you know. If you want to know more about Fort Knox
Starting point is 00:54:43 and start looking at pictures of it, you'll still see what we're talking about. And since I said you'll see what we're talking about, it's time for Listener Mail. I'm gonna call this Wetlands followup from Donna. Hey guys, been listening for many years and always enjoyed the shows in the banter. But today, out of my morning walk,
Starting point is 00:55:02 I was listening to Wetlands, Wetlands, Wetlands, and Sharon Dippitously came upon Cat Tales just as you brought them up. Wow. We love this stuff, these little coincidences. Yeah, she's like, now I'm listening to the Fort Knox episode, so lay it on me. I'm tunneling in as we speak.
Starting point is 00:55:21 It was one of those weird coincidence moments that I just had to record. I walked off the path into the grasses and took a quick Cat Tales selfie, which I included in this email, lovely picture. Growing up in New Jersey in the 80s, Cat Tales were called punks. And my dad would take the dried out plants
Starting point is 00:55:38 and light them to keep away mosquitoes. That's where the punk is. Yeah, I've never heard of that. Have you heard of that? Uh-huh. Never heard of that. Back then it seemed like a normal thing to do, but having grown up and moved away from New Jersey, boo.
Starting point is 00:55:52 I have never come across anyone that ever partakes in this practice anymore. It was such a huge part of my childhood summers and forgotten about it until now, until listening to the episode. And then I happened to walk upon some in the adjacent marshes in that moment, truly delighted me. Mosquito season is over where I live now in DC,
Starting point is 00:56:10 but on next summer's to-do list is to cut some Cat Tales from the parkland and introduce my two teen sons to that distinctive punk smell. That made me against federal law now, though. Oh, really? Taking punks from the parkland, it seems like against the law.
Starting point is 00:56:28 Well, I'll tell you what, Donna H, look into that. We don't want you to get in trouble. That's right. Or to do anything you shouldn't do, but I get the urge to want to introduce things to your children that you did back then that weren't necessarily proper. But the nanny state will say no and throw you in jail.
Starting point is 00:56:45 So don't try it, Donna. Yeah, maybe. I mean, where I saw the wetlands recently where I was hiking here in Arabia Mountain, you can't, beautiful granite outcroppings, part of Stone Mountain, actually, and you can't, my daughter wanted to take those rocks if you can't take the rocks, honey.
Starting point is 00:56:59 Maybe go get thrown in jail by the nanny state. Can't do it. Gotta leave those rocks. What else did Donna say, anything else? No, that's it. That's from Donna H. That was great, Donna. Thank you very much.
Starting point is 00:57:10 Be careful with the cattails. We won't tell if you do, but we just don't want you to get in trouble. We're no snitches. If you want to get in touch with us like Donna did, we want to hear from you. You can send us an email to stuffpodcastatmyheartradio.com.
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Starting point is 00:57:43 stars of the cult classic show Hey Dude bring you back to the days of slip dresses and choker necklaces. We're gonna use Hey Dude as our jumping off point, but we are going to unpack and dive back into the decade of the 90's we lived it and now we're calling on all of our friends to come back and relive it listen to hey dude the 90's called on the I heart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Everybody everybody about my new podcast and make sure to listen so we'll never ever have to say bye bye bye listen to frosted tips with Lance Bass on the I heart radio app apple podcast or wherever you listen to podcasts.

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