Stuff You Should Know - Chopsticks > Forks
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Hey, and welcome to the podcast.
I'm Josh Clark, there's Charles W. Chuck Bryant,
there's Jerry over there.
And this is Stuff You Should Know,
all about the song Chopsticks.
I wonder if you're gonna make a joke about that.
Jerry beat me to it.
And when she was like, what are we recording today?
And I told her, she's like, the song?
Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.
It's a great song. No, it's dun, dun, dun, dun.
Oh, is that Chopsticks?
Aren't there two Chopsticks?
No, I'm just teasing, that's heart and soul.
Oh, okay, so what I said from big,
that was Chopsticks, right?
Totally, yeah.
Robert, Robert Lozia?
Yeah, man.
I should have continued trolling and said James Kahn.
Oh, wow, that is a very James Kahn-like role, though,
isn't it? Totally.
I think he played that role.
In Bottle Rocket?
In, well, he's a crime boss in Bottle Rocket.
Yeah, sort of, well, not sort of, truly.
We watched Misery the other day, still holds up.
Oh, man.
I remember seeing that for the first time
in Athens when I was in college.
So great.
Kathy Bates can do no wrong.
She did great, but if you watch James Kahn,
he did really well, too.
Like, his whole kind of trepidatious manner toward her
was really well done and not overdone at all.
And like, he did a great job as well.
And he had to lay there in a bed for weeks and weeks
and act.
Yeah, sounds like a dream.
Yeah, and if he balked at it,
they would attach a catheter to him
and make him pee in his own mouth as punishment.
Little known fact about that movie.
Oh, so chopsticks.
Right.
We should point out here that in researching this,
chopsticks and customs and etiquette,
if we covered all the countries and all that stuff
that use chopsticks, we'd be here all day.
So there's kind of a focus here on Japan
for the most part.
Well, Japan, they seem to be a little,
the most sensitive to transgressions with chopsticks
out of all of the Asian cultures, I think.
Perhaps.
They have the most rules against them at the very least.
Yeah, but when you read them,
they could all be summed up as,
just don't be a dumb American.
Yeah, or don't have any fun whatsoever
with your chopsticks is another way to put it.
You're like, what's wrong with making them antennas
in a restaurant and going, meep, mark, meep?
Right, I'm a walrus now.
Why can't I be a walrus?
Right.
But we are talking chopsticks, not the song.
Sorry to disappoint you, everybody,
but I saw that that song is actually called Chopsticks
because it was originally called
the Celebrated Chop Waltz, okay?
Written by a 16-year-old schoolgirl from England.
Seems about right.
Sure, but we're talking about the utensils,
and when you think chopsticks,
obviously you think Asia,
and you don't think that there was ever anything
but chopsticks in the history of Asia.
And while chopsticks are actually surprisingly old,
I think they go back about 7,000 years.
I also saw 5,000 years.
I'm going with seven.
I think they're actually about as ancient as that.
They weren't like the go-to utensil for Asia
until this millennium.
Yeah, the spoon was kind of the go-to.
Yeah, who knew?
The word chopstick, they think,
may be pigeon English, Chinese pigeon English,
meaning chop chop or quickly.
Right.
You know, this is one of these etymologies
that's sort of tough to pin down, it looks like.
But that's the English word for it,
and all of the chopstick-using cultures,
they have their own word, like in Japan, it's hashie.
It's kuayi zi in China.
Nice.
I'm not sure if I said that right at all.
Geo garak in Korean.
All right, not as nice.
And doi dua in Vietnamese.
I'm sorry, half of the world's population.
I love that you started strong in Japan though,
because you feel pretty confident
in your Japanese pronunciations, that's a good way to go.
Yes, I have a great tutor.
That's right.
So, five to 7,000 years ago,
they were used initially for cooking,
and we'll get more into the ins and outs of the history,
but they were made from twigs, probably,
and it was much, much later, like you said,
that they were table utensils.
Right.
And it was all very much like practicality-based.
Yeah, because initially,
they figured out pretty early on,
the Chinese from 5,000 to 7,000 years ago,
that's a really bad idea to stick your hand
into a pot of boiling water to get something out of it,
say like a bone or a piece of meat or something like that.
It's way better to use a twig,
and it's even better to use two twigs
as if they were kind of a pair of detached tweezers.
Sure.
And that's apparently where they initially
started to come into use,
was during cooking and food preparation,
not the actual eating process.
That's right.
There was a big population boom in China at one point.
Some might say they're continues to be.
Some might say.
And the resources became a little more scarce.
They started cutting their food up into little tiny pieces
for reasons of like, it helps it to cook faster.
Right.
I wonder, I didn't see anything about this,
but I wonder if that also just made it more shareable
among a larger family.
I could see that, that's a great point too.
And isn't it fascinating though,
the idea that a population boom
led to widespread use of the chopstick?
Yeah, it's interesting.
And then Confucius also was a vegetarian
and noted knife hater.
He has a quote about knives,
the honorable and upright man keeps well away
from both the slaughterhouse and the kitchen.
And he allows no knives on his table.
And I think that was a little more
because a knife was equated with eating meat.
Right.
Less than like, it's a garbage tool.
You don't need a knife to eat a plant, basically.
Yeah, some might argue you might want to cut
a piece of broccoli.
Maybe, but you don't have to.
I just summed up Confucius.
That's the level of arrogance that I'm operating in now.
And I think some of the early,
and it started in China,
and then pretty soon Korea, Vietnam, Japan,
we're all using them.
But I think that Chinese chopsticks were joined at,
what are they called now, if they're joined?
And you got to split them apart?
Where is it?
Oh, Warabashi, that's Japanese.
This is the term for disposable chopsticks.
Okay, but I thought the Chinese chopsticks
were originally joined like that, yes?
No, it was Japanese.
Okay.
There was a single piece of bamboo that was like split,
kind of like giant tweezers.
Okay, yeah, I'm reading this now.
I had a, sometimes I can't tell the truth.
Wait, you're just now reading this, Chuck?
Well, no, I get sometimes, and it's the dumbest thing,
but I get confused between former and latter.
Oh, yeah.
It's not that I get confused,
I just have to go back and sort of picture it in my brain.
It just takes an extra second, I think, for everybody.
That's right.
It's definitely not intuitive, so I don't feel bad.
I also thought this thing about food poisoning
was interesting, was that in
dynastic times in China, they would use,
and I guess people that are a little more well-healed
would use silver chopsticks,
because they thought that if it came into contact
with something that was poisonous,
then the chopsticks would turn black
and they would know not to eat it.
I mean, it just makes sense.
When you're rich and wealthy, more people want to kill you,
so it's better to have something
that shows if somebody's trying to poison you,
like your chopsticks turning a color
if you're being poisoned with cyanide
or something like that.
The problem is it doesn't actually work,
and I don't know why they didn't just think that through
from the get-go, like, oh, well, let's get ourselves
some cyanide and stick a silver chopstick in it
and see what happens and see that it doesn't work,
but apparently it does work in the presence of garlic
or rotten eggs because they put out hydrogen sulfide,
so it will turn silver a different color.
So I don't know how garlic ever made itself
into a staple of Chinese cooking, but there we have it.
Yeah, and the other thing I thought was interesting,
and we should mention too, this came from a variety of places.
Tegan Jones at Gizmodo, Lisa Bramon from Smithsonian Mag,
Q. Edward Wang from Cambridge Blog,
Huff Poe, believe it or not, got in the works.
Yeah.
And some other places,
but I thought that Q. Edward Wang's history
was really interesting because he mentions that
wheat is kind of the first reason before rice,
which really surprised me.
It was very surprising.
I think he knew all along that that was a big reveal,
you know?
Yeah.
But that's what gave chopsticks a shot in the arm.
So first we have cutting food into smaller pieces
to have it cook faster, so you use less firewood,
because there's a population boom.
And then as wheat becomes kind of fashionable
and widespread, you start to use chopsticks
because you're making things like noodles and dumplings.
And prior to this, millet was the go-to grain,
and millet's really small.
It's much smaller than rice,
and you certainly aren't gonna turn it
into like a noodle or a dumpling.
You make a gruel out of it.
And so for thousands of years,
the go-to utensil that people used to eat with in China
was a spoon, because they were eating gruel or porridge
or whatever and everybody hated life.
But when wheat came along and they started turning it
into noodles and dumplings, they said,
oh yeah, remember those things that we use,
those twigs to cook with?
What if we made a smaller version of those to eat with too?
And that's where the chopsticks, it's first like real boost
in usage around Asia.
Yeah, I mean, try to eat a big spoonful of noodles
and just watch as they flop off
and sling delicious sauce all over the place.
There is literally nothing more frustrating
than trying to eat noodles with a spoon
in the entire world.
Yeah, and I mean, sure, you could chop them up
into tiny little pieces so they rest in your spoon
with some broth.
Sure.
But who wants to do that?
Like the person that cuts up their buskete at the table
into tiny bits is a six-year-old.
Yeah, or just thoroughly un-American.
True.
One of the two.
Maybe both, depending on how sophisticated
the six-year-old is, you know?
The other thing I thought was interesting too
from Mr. Wang's article was he talked about stew,
which is gang in Chinese.
They ate a lot of stew back then
and chopsticks would be very useful
for picking up things like the more solid objects
in the stew, like the vegetables.
Right, so you've got wheat coming into vogue,
you've got smaller pieces, vegetables stew being eaten,
chopsticks are like, come on, we're gonna do it,
we gotta do this, we just need one more thing
to get us over the hump
and people are gonna know us everywhere around the world.
And that one thing was a particular kind
of Vietnamese rice that ripens early, apparently.
And it's a shorter grain or a medium grain,
which means that it's easier to, it clumps more easily.
It also has a lot of starches to it.
So it's just kind of clumpy, sticky rice.
And here in the West, we're not really used
to that kind of rice.
So we're like, how are you gonna use chopsticks
to eat this stuff?
Try eating some Uncle Ben's with chopsticks.
You can't do it.
It's like trying to eat noodles with a spoon.
Yeah, or you would just do that move.
And this is what I didn't understand
when I was growing up, because I was a little naive.
When I saw chopsticks, I would just think
about scooping up the rice on top of them very awkwardly.
And it wasn't until I was a little bit older
and had good, clumpy Chinese rice and Japanese rice.
So it's like, oh, it's very easy to eat with chopsticks.
Yeah, and you're just like, oh, okay, I've got it.
Because it sticks together.
It's like a nice little morsel of food.
And it sticks together just about the right size.
And it's totally different.
So when you eat Chinese rice or Japanese rice
or even Vietnamese rice, the stickier rice,
then you understand, okay, you can use chopsticks for this.
And the Chinese figured this out as well
when rice became much more of a staple of the Asian diet.
And all of a sudden now, you didn't need a spoon anymore
because everybody's like, to heck with millet,
who wants gruel, nobody.
So they threw their spoons out the window.
And then they started just eating chopsticks for everything.
You could use it for everything now.
It's all you needed for your meal.
Yeah, and that all in one solution, I think was,
that happened in China and Japan and Vietnam for sure.
And Korea, I think was the one standout
because I believe in Korea, the spoon and the chopstick
still go hand in hand.
Yeah, and this, I believe it was Q. Edward Wang
who maybe wrote this, but he basically said,
it seems to be a conscious decision.
Right, in Korea.
Almost as if they were being contrary
or something like that.
Maybe they just want to do their own thing.
Well, they eat a lot of very, very hot stews and soups.
Have you ever had budae jjigae?
I don't think so.
I'm not even sure I'm saying it correctly.
Have you ever been to eat at like a H Mart or like a Asian
food court or something like that?
Sure.
If you go to a Korean place, they usually have,
I think it's called budae jjigae.
It's like hot dog soup basically.
Oh my Lord.
And it's like this kind of, I'm not even sure.
I guess it's like a chili paste broth
with lots of great processed meat in it and like ramen
and like jalapenos, it's just so good.
But that thing comes to you boiling
and you're supposed to like eat the chunky parts out
with a chopstick, but I guess it always comes
with a spoon too, so I think you're supposed to actually
eat the broth with the spoon rather than sip.
Man, I tell you one thing I do love is the design of the,
and I'm calling it the Chinese spoon.
I don't know if it originated in China,
but you know the soup spoon I'm talking about.
Yeah, like the one you use for miso soup.
Oh man, they're just the best.
Yeah, they do, because you can get a really big
spoonful on there, you know?
It's ergonomic, it's the way to do it
unless you're just gonna pick up the bowl
and drink it, which is great too.
Yeah, up with the miso soup spoon.
All right, let's take a break,
because I'm so hungry after you said hot dog stew.
Why is stomach's growling?
And we'll come back and we'll talk more about chopsticks.
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I don't remember what episode it was, Chuck,
but do you remember when our stomachs growled
in sync with one another?
That was very recently.
It was.
Yeah.
You can still reminisce about recent stuff.
I say.
I'm nostalgic for that thing that happened last week.
Pretty much.
So apparently, and this, I'm not sure how accurate this is,
but the four main kinds of chopsticks, apparently,
in China, the chopsticks are a little bit longer
and a little more blunt on the ends.
Yeah, and they think that might be a nod to Confucius
basically saying like, don't have knives at your table.
Don't even have vaguely sharpened chopsticks even.
Like nothing stabby.
Nothing.
You don't want to be stabbed at your table.
I think in Japan, they're a little sharper and a little
shorter, but you're still not supposed to be stabbing stuff.
No.
Don't stab that piece of tuna.
No, you can just tell if you've ever done that
while you're doing it, that you're violating some unnatural
law or something like that.
It feels wrong, doesn't it?
Yeah.
Let me see here.
In Korea, apparently, they are shorter as well,
and they are also blunt, but they can be metallic.
Yeah, that's one thing that we'll see because we're going
to talk about, as with everything in existence,
there's some horrid environmental impact
with chopsticks as well.
But the Japanese are like, give us cheap disposable wooden
or bamboo chopsticks and basically nothing else.
They're just crazy for it, whereas some of the other Asian
cultures are like, no, we can use reusable ones.
But the Japanese are like, no, we want nothing but disposable
cheap chopsticks that Warabashi.
I assume that you and Yumi have your own chopsticks at home.
Oh, yeah.
And do you bring those to restaurants?
Oh, no.
No.
No, never do.
We should.
No, I know the feeling.
Everybody should, but it's-
I usually think when I'm there, I'm like, man,
I should have brought my chopsticks.
Well, you know, I mean, if you go to any Asian store,
they have cute little, it looks almost like a pencil case,
but it's chopsticks inside and it's
meant for you to carry them around with you.
But no one does that.
You just don't, even though hopefully in 10 years,
when we're all like, OK, this is out of control
and this is really bad, everyone will be doing that.
You just don't do it.
And yeah, we have some that I could just put in my jeans
pocket and walk around with if I wanted to,
but I don't do it, no one does.
I take my straw now and I use it because I now
keep it in my purse.
Your purse?
My purse, which goes everywhere with me.
So I need to throw some chopsticks in there.
Sure.
And it's a good feeling when you say, no straw, I've got my own.
And I would love to be able to say, no, no,
you keep those wooden chopsticks.
Yeah.
Take that straw and shove it where the sun don't shine.
Wow, I'm not that aggressive about this.
It's so funny, depending on where you are in the country,
though, if they bring you a straw and you say, no straw,
please, they look at you like you're just a straight up
democratic socialist hippie, like you're
trying to undermine the government or something
like that, it's kind of hilarious.
Yeah, sure.
But other places now are, there's
a couple of places in my neighborhood
who have postings on the wall when you walk in talking
about the impact of straws and that straws are upon request
only.
Right.
And if you got a problem with that,
you can take a straw and shove it where the sun don't shine.
Right.
Or you take that problem to the voting booth this fall.
Right.
Exactly.
So are you prepared, because I have a feeling
you do a better job than me at this, because you so often
have great convoluted ways of describing visual things.
I'm going to do a great job describing it to you,
because you can watch my hands.
But I think for everybody listening,
it's going to be very problematic.
All right.
How do you use chopsticks?
All right.
I'm going to get you back for this one, Chuck.
I did it intuitively, by the way, which is what I suggest.
Yeah.
I never read a thing.
Watch some people.
I think reading it and having it explained makes it way harder.
I agree.
I think it's just one of those things
you have to watch somebody do in practice.
I mean, it's just all practice.
But essentially, there's a couple things to remember,
is that both chopsticks are laying.
Do you want to go step-by-step through it?
No, I think I want the Josh method.
OK.
Well, it's the same method.
Or it's a Josh description.
OK.
So in the valley between your thumb and your forefinger?
Yeah.
OK.
The webbing right there?
Uh-huh.
That's where the chopsticks rest.
The thumbtaint.
The thumbtaint, the jode, that your hand showed.
Oh my god.
Hand showed, great band name.
It really is.
Wow.
So the two chopsticks lay right there.
OK?
OK.
One of them, the bottom one, is basically
meant to be immobile and stationary.
Yes.
It just basically stays there.
And it's the top one that you're moving,
you're kind of holding with your forefinger, your index
finger, and your middle finger.
That's what you're using to move this top one.
And so it's really the bottom one that stays basically
stationary.
And the top one is the one that's moving.
And you're just using it to kind of pick up and tweeze food
or rice or whatever with it.
If you get really good, you can pick your friend up with it.
Right.
Or catch a fly.
If you're a sensei level with chopsticks, for sure.
But that's essentially it.
And you don't want to hold it too tightly.
If you're gripping it too tightly,
or your muscles are too tense, you're not
going to be able to kind of make that tweezer motion very
easily, or you're certainly not going to have much control.
It's kind of paradoxical that the looser
you have your hand to a certain degree,
the more control you have over the chopsticks
and the tension that you're directing toward the end
of the chopstick.
So keep your hand loose, but in control.
And just make sure you remember that the bottom one that's
kind of resting all the way along your thumb,
the freeloader, is basically stationary.
And the top one is the one you're directing with your index
finger and middle finger.
Yeah, I recommend halfway through your meal,
switch those two out.
Because that bottom one is just along for the ride.
Yeah.
And it needs to do a little work, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
So just switch them out and make that one the topper.
And give it, make it, do a little sweating.
I think that's pretty good, Chuck.
Do a little sweat.
I think we deserve a Peabody Award
for describing how to use chopsticks with no visuals.
You did talk about the environmental impact a little
bit, but it is a real problem.
I mean, you see these tiny little things,
and you think, what's the big whoop?
Like a tree can probably make a gazillion chopsticks.
So they need like maybe 10 trees in China
to make all the chopsticks they need.
Do you remember that, just one thing,
do you remember that cartoon?
It might have been a Simpsons or something like that,
where they chop down a tree and they show them processing
one single tree into just an individual toothpick?
No.
That's pretty sure it had to be the Simpsons, you know?
But imagine if they're like, no, we make one chopstick
out of just a single tree.
I didn't think about toothpicks, man.
How many toothpicks can you get out of a tree?
I don't even know.
They're problem, they're on the horizon.
Right.
But when you think about the fact that China alone produces
80 billion disposable chopsticks every year,
then you get a little bit more of a sense of exactly
how many of these trees, and it says here, there was,
I'm trying to find out what year this is.
It was fairly recently, but they've had like
parliamentary meetings and stuff about this in China.
And they estimated that it takes about 20 million,
20 year old trees to cover their annual rate of production.
Yeah, a guy named Bai Wajin.
Pretty sure I said his last name correctly.
He's like a representative from the Zhilin Forestry Industry
Group, and he really like rocked everybody
at a parliamentary meeting where he basically said,
hey, do you remember that old figure that everybody has
been touting for years, that we actually use 57 billion
chopsticks a year, produce 57 billion chopsticks a year?
He said, that's way off.
It's actually 80 billion.
And like you just said, we need 20 million 20 year old trees
to meet that a year.
Yeah.
And people said, wow, that's kind of a problem.
And so around the world, like China, so of that 80 billion,
I think China, half of them stays in China.
Of the other half.
Yeah, I wondered about that.
77% goes to Japan.
Okay.
And Japan was actually the one that started all this.
They came up with disposable chopsticks,
Wari Bashi, all the way back in 1878.
And it's just been crazy for him ever since.
Like you can go to like a pretty high end restaurant
in Japan and they're going to have wooden chopsticks.
That you pull apart.
They do chopsticks.
Yeah, that you would pull apart.
There are also plenty of restaurants in Japan
that have reusable ones and they're much more elegant
or whatever, but it's not like,
you wouldn't just walk in and be like,
what is this disposable chopsticks?
Are you kidding?
Cause they're just such a part of Japanese culture.
So they use 77% of the other half.
Korea uses 21% and then 2% comes to the United States.
Is that all?
And I have to catch that that was 2011 figures,
which is the latest I could find.
Yeah, I'm kind of surprised that I would think China
and Japan, it would just seem like they would,
like everyone would have their own
and it would be a very like prideful thing
to take care of your chopsticks
and to have something cool looking.
It just kind of surprises me
that they're so down with the disposable.
It surprises a lot of people,
especially Japan is like really well known
for being meticulous with recycling
and reducing waste and stuff like that.
It just doesn't fit.
Yeah, it's just this one thing.
They really love their disposable chopsticks
and they just throw them away.
They're not being recycled or composted or anything like that.
They're just being thrown in the trash.
So some, what I read is that some restaurants
will offer tea for free if you bring your own chopsticks
or maybe like a discount or something like that.
But yeah, basically,
but there's not like a lot of,
there's not a huge amount of movement in Japan
where China, and this is,
I think I read this in like a New York Times green blog
or something like that.
China's made some moves like taxing disposable,
adding an extra tax to disposable chopsticks, I think.
More regulation basically overall, I think.
Which is really saying something, you know?
I mean, there's like apparently a whole sub-industry
to the disposable chopsticks industry
that is small enough that it escapes a lot of oversight
and they can be really problematic.
Like there can be a lot of chemicals in these chopsticks.
They're just like an all around basic nightmare
and it's just such low hanging fruit.
All that everybody has to do is just have their own chopsticks
but just people just won't do it.
And I'm guilty too, like I said.
I mean, we have reusable ones at home
but we don't take them out of the house ever.
Yeah, plus the paper used to encase the said chopsticks.
That's a lot of paper too.
Yeah, it is.
And what do you do with that stuff?
You just rip it open and burn it at the table.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's true.
Should we take another break?
Yeah, all right.
We'll take another break and talk a little bit
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That's Dr. and Mrs. Manners.
That's right, Ph.D. Esquire.
So this is mainly Japan that we're
concentrating on with the etiquette.
And like you said, I think they take it a little more
seriously than some other Asian countries.
Because it turns out that chopsticks can and have
had an important part in burial rites,
in funeral rites, Buddhist funeral rites.
Like a lot of the taboos, I guess you'd call them,
over chopsticks in Japan and in other Asian countries too,
are kind of based on like, whoa, that's kind of something
we do with funeral rites.
So that reminds us of that.
Japan is not crazy about being reminded of death,
or mortality, or pain, all that stuff is very unlucky.
Like the number four is unlucky.
Because the word for four, I think she also
sounds very much like the word for death.
Right, I think I remember that.
So they don't have four elevator floors?
Is that right?
I don't remember if they do or not.
But let's just go with that they don't.
Because it sounds pretty great.
So etiquette level one is how this is presented.
There's a couple of levels here as far as like,
you really shouldn't do these things.
But if you really want to ramp it up,
you shouldn't do these things as well.
I felt these were kind of willy nilly, didn't you?
Well, I mean, this is one person's opinion.
Right.
But the things that you really shouldn't do
are the following.
Do not, if you like, get up to go to the bathroom.
Don't stick your chopsticks sitting up
right in your bowl of rice.
No.
And that has to do with the household Buddhist altar,
because it is a bowl of rice is offered to a dead person's
spirit.
And this apparently is from a Buddhist funeral rights
as well, because there's a photograph of a bowl of rice.
And to stick chopsticks in the middle of that
would be verboten.
I think it's they'll have like a photograph of the deceased
and they give them a bowl of uncooked rice
and they stick the chopsticks up in there.
Oh, OK.
I read that completely wrong.
So it's reminiscent of that.
OK.
So it's got that death thing going on.
The death angle?
Yeah.
And then the other thing I saw about that too
is that it also is reminiscent of like a bowl of sand
with incense sticking out of it that you would also
put on a Buddhist shrine to the deceased.
So they're like way too reminiscent of death
for that to be OK.
OK.
That makes sense now.
There's another one that's very similar.
Don't leave your chopsticks crossed.
Right.
Like resting on your bowl or on your plate.
Just don't cross your chopsticks.
It's impolite basically for the exact same reason
is sticking them out of the bowl.
Right.
And I think that one is one you see like on food,
Instagram food posts a lot from Whitey saying,
like cross the chopsticks because it looks cool or whatever.
Look at how cool this looks.
Yeah, not cool apparently.
We talked about spearing.
The advice here is to treat them as if they are actually
connected even though they're not.
It's a good way to remember it.
Like pretend connected.
That's right.
Yeah.
And remember this is like that I think that goes back
to like Confucius where it's like don't have a knife
at your table.
Don't use your chopsticks to spear food.
That's right.
Apparently it's bad luck or not bad luck.
Well, maybe bad luck to use two different chopsticks.
Yeah.
They should have the same mommy and daddy.
This person said that it's just unsightly
and that it's also reminiscent of funeral rites.
That one I couldn't figure that one out.
Yeah.
There's another funeral one too.
A lot of funeral rites involve chopsticks.
Passing food from chopstick to chopstick.
Like if you're like, hey, you got to try a bite of this.
That's just hard to do.
You hold it up.
But it's a little bit showy if you can do it.
Look at us.
But when somebody grabs it with their chopstick,
that's how they pass bones from cremations
during funeral rites too.
And they're like, nope, that reminds us of that as well.
Yeah.
And there are some of these that are just like,
I can't believe people do this.
Do not wash your chopsticks off in your beverage.
Yeah, that's gross.
Does someone do that?
I don't know.
Apparently somebody has.
The other thing about this is so the fact
that they have restrictions on this,
social restrictions means that people have done it before.
But they also go so far as like, most of these things
all have like individual words.
That's how agro the Japanese are about this kind of etiquette.
They have words for that.
Like washing your chopsticks off in your drink
is not just called washing your chopsticks off in your drink.
Yeah, there's a name for it.
Let me see here.
Do not treat them as toys.
And we talked earlier about putting them in your mouth
like they're fangs or walrus tusks or antennas or drumsticks.
Just not a good look.
Here's another one that is, this is sort of one
that I think happens a lot, is you
might see American women maybe do their hair
and put chopsticks in them.
When you see that in Japan, those are not chopsticks.
It might look like chopsticks, but they're actually
called kanzashi.
Yeah, it'd be kind of like sticking a fork in your hair.
Right.
If you're walking around Japan looking like that,
they'd be like, why do you have that fork in your hair?
Yeah, it looks a little off.
But yeah, they look just like those things,
but there is a separate thing.
That's right.
What did you call them?
Kanzashi.
Yeah, nice.
It's a beautiful word.
I mean, I didn't make that up.
Right, I know.
Another one is you'll very frequently see people do this.
And I've done it too.
And it's apparently acceptable under certain circumstances.
But when you break your warabashi,
your disposable cheap chopsticks apart at the end,
if there's splinters or there's like a piece of wood sticking
out, you can rub them together, kind of soften the wood
or get the splinters off.
But you're not supposed to do that as just like a matter
of course, because you're basically
insulting the restaurant.
You're saying like, these are so cheap,
these chopsticks that you're providing your guests,
that I've got to rub them together.
And you definitely don't want to like make eye contact
with the owner while you're rubbing it together.
You're like, this is what I think of your establishment.
And people do that all the time.
I do it.
It's almost like habitual.
It's habitual for me.
And I started doing it when I first started using chopsticks,
because I saw the person I was with did it.
And I was like, I guess that's what you do.
You get those little splinters off.
And now it's a total habit.
And my whole thing there, I don't think that one's
a really big one.
Especially in America, it happens so much.
I don't think anyone, restaurant owners like,
super insulted by seeing this.
Sure, yeah, especially in America.
But they are super cheap and they do splinter.
Right.
Well, in that case, yes.
Like that proprietor has brought it on himself or herself
for providing everybody with such cheap chopsticks
that they're splintery.
I will always remember this now.
I'll tell you that.
Yeah, and this is, so I agree with you.
I think that this is probably not that big of an insult,
especially in America.
It's probably falls in line with how you're not supposed
to put your wasabi in the soy sauce or something like that.
Well, if you want to just do it, you know?
If you want to be remarkably polite,
then you wouldn't do any of these things.
Some are way worse than others.
And I think that one probably falls into the lesser category,
even though it's under this advancing.
This is why I was saying this seems willy-nilly.
Yeah, and we also covered some of this in our sushi episode.
Because if I'm not mistaken,
don't you eat sushi with your fingers?
Or am I wrong?
Don't you?
Don't you eat with your fingers or do you not?
No, I don't.
I love showing off how great I am at chopsticks.
I use them every turn.
You got some skills?
Every time I can.
Yeah, I eat millet gruel with chopsticks.
That's how good I am.
Yeah, or you, I've seen you just flip up a shrimp
and catch it in the other one.
What a show off.
It's pretty great.
Because you have chopsticks, you have four,
you have two in each hand.
Yes, basically.
And you do a little sideshow there.
It's really impressive.
Edward's scissor hands.
Josh, chopstick finger.
But no, you're supposed to eat sushi,
it's specifically nigiri with your hand.
That's how it was originally done.
If I remember correctly from our sushi episode.
I think so.
Yeah, but yeah, we use chopsticks these days.
Here's another no-no is do not use chopstick as a rake.
Like don't lift up a bowl of rice
and just sort of rake rice into your mouth.
So that's Japan.
I saw in China that's perfectly accepted.
Oh, really?
Really normal.
Okay, yeah.
Yeah, it gets dicey because it's not the same
everywhere, you know?
Yeah, here's the thing.
I don't know if we said this before.
So in Thailand, they don't use chopsticks almost as a rule.
In Vietnam, Korea, Japan, China,
they're totally ubiquitous,
almost the only thing you're gonna find that you eat with.
And so that means that like even a bowl of soup,
like miso soup,
you're supposed to use your chopsticks for that.
Like the little chunks of tofu.
Yeah.
Took me a second.
You use your chopsticks to eat those out of the bowl
and then you slurp the rest or sip the rest, depending.
But with rice, you would hold the bowl up
kind of close to your face, but not like up in your face,
just under your chin and out a little bit.
And then you eat the rice with your chopsticks from there,
lifting the rice up to your mouth,
not shoveling it into your mouth from the bowl.
Right.
And I saw with soups and things also,
is if you really want to ramp up the etiquette,
you should try and drip into the bowl.
Oh, right.
When you like, when you are picking up the tofu,
you want to kind of shake the tofu off
so it doesn't drip on you or on the table.
Yes.
If you really want to excel etiquette,
you would just not eat anything.
You just sit there quietly with your chopsticks
side by side, still in their wrapper,
just smiling politely at everyone.
It's like it didn't break any rules
and I'm really hungry.
That's right.
There's a couple of more here.
Don't point with your chopsticks.
That's tough not to do.
Do you point?
I don't point at people, you know,
or anything like that.
I'll be like, hey, can you pass me that thing right there?
Yeah, and you just sort of give a little nod,
like, hey, that pot sticker over there.
Yeah, because they're fun to hold and point with
and like do stuff with.
I just, I don't know, maybe I'm still,
it's still novel enough to me
that I have to remind myself not to point
or you me has to remind me not to point with the chopsticks.
Or when you're talking and you're expressing things
with your hands and you're using your chopsticks,
or if you want to just do a little maestro routine.
Right.
You know?
That's looked down upon.
Or if you're using your hands for something else,
you don't stick your chopsticks in your mouth
and just hold them in there while you're like moving plates
around or something like that, you set them down.
And here's the other thing too.
If you go to a very nice restaurant in Japan
or in the States and it just happens
to be a Japanese restaurant, how about that?
Really prolong this thought.
They're gonna give you a chopstick rest.
Oh, sure.
Set your chopsticks on so they're kind of lifted
off of the table, the end that you put in your mouth.
If you don't have that, you can take that paper wrapper
and roll it up and make your own chopstick rest.
That's right, because you're setting your chopsticks
down on a table that could be, you know, have germs.
Right.
And speaking of germs also, Chuck,
you never ever use the chopsticks that you're eating with
to serve yourself from a communal plate or bowl.
That's for sure.
They should give you like a spoon or something like that
to spoon it onto your plate.
And then you use your chopsticks
because that's just germy and disease.
And apparently there's like a supplement to that
where if they don't give you a serving spoon,
people flip their chopsticks over
and use the thicker end to shovel the food onto the plate,
which is not necessarily any more hygienic
because that's where your hands have been
rather than your mouth,
but that's the more socially acceptable thing to do
than just using the business end of your chopsticks.
I don't know why that's so funny to me, but the ends though,
I mean, if you're using them right,
you're choked up a little bit,
so they're not really being touched by your hands,
you know?
True.
Like you don't stick the ends in your palm.
That's right, it's true.
You choke up on it like a baseball bat.
Yeah, they say in Korea, apparently,
that the further down though you hold the chopsticks,
the longer it's going to be before you get married.
Well, yeah, I mean,
we could talk about some of these kind of fun facts.
Fine.
Let me see here.
One is if you are given an uneven pair,
you will miss a boat or a plane.
And this came from Malaysia.
I'm not sure if that's ubiquitous all over Asia.
I think it's Chinese.
Okay.
I think.
What else here?
This is kind of fun.
If you use chopsticks, it involves over 50 muscles
in the fingers and 30 joints in the,
well, overall in the fingers, arms, shoulders, and wrists.
Yeah.
Pretty cool.
It is.
I mean, how many you use for a fork?
Like two?
Maybe.
Give me a break.
I saw a couple of things.
One is that there was a study that found
that eating popcorn with chopsticks
makes eating popcorn much more enjoyable
than eating it without chopsticks
with your fingers instead.
And they even controlled for the amount of extra time
it takes to eat popcorn with chopsticks.
It's not just that you're eating slower
so you're relishing it more
because they had a control group using their fingers
eat at a very slow pace too.
And apparently they think it's just the fact
that you're doing something differently,
makes you appreciate the thing that you're doing
or that you're eating that much more.
Like if you pour water out of like a separate,
you know, water bottle, like at a restaurant,
how they have like the little chilled water bottles
they'll bring over.
Look at your fancy pants.
That water would taste better than water
that you just poured out of the tap,
even if it was the exact same water
because it's being conveyed differently.
Yeah.
And that's also how you would get popcorn to last
through the opening previews of a movie.
That's right.
Because you're not just shoveling it
in your mouth like I do.
It's so bizarre, man.
I do the same thing.
I've tried to do the like a couple of kernels at a time.
Mm-hmm.
And you know, I do that for the first few
and then before you know it,
I've just got handfuls that I'm pushing into my mouth.
Right, right.
That's how you have to do it.
You have to use the palm of your hand
to really shove the entire fistful in there.
You can't just use your little fingertips.
It doesn't work.
You'll choke on them.
And I don't know if it's
a sort of a subliminal desire
for me not to be distracted during the movie.
But the ideal, in the ideal world,
I would just sit there and munch a couple
of pieces at a time for two hours.
Like just chew them a million times?
No, no, no.
Just eat a couple of kernels at a time
and just really elongate the whole experience.
Put those chopsticks in your mercs
and take those to the theater.
People would be like, look at that guy.
Hey, though, you have to be careful, though.
Yes, they would.
You have to be careful, though,
who you brandish those chopsticks around because,
so you put this together, kudos for that.
One of the facts you came up with
is that there's something called
leophobia, I think I said,
which is literally a fear of chopsticks.
Yeah, there's a fear for everything.
But yes, but I was reading a blog post on it
on some maybe psychnet, I think.
And they were saying like,
there's basically two categories of phobias,
ones that are semi-rational.
They use the example of a fear of sharks.
Well, if you did run into a shark,
there's a chance you could be killed by that shark.
So it's not just totally bonkers to be afraid of sharks,
but the phobia of sharks is in a rational fear.
Like maybe if you live in Kansas,
you got no reason to have a fear of sharks.
This one, they said, this basically qualifies
in the bonkers category.
Like there's virtually nothing that chopsticks
can do to hurt you.
So to be irrationally afraid of chopsticks
to where you feel like heart pounding anxiety
is a genuine dive in the wolf phobia.
But some people do apparently experience this
although it's super rare.
Yeah, that's interesting.
But you'll like avoid entire types of restaurants
because you can't be around chopsticks.
And you'll get anxious just thinking about
being around chopsticks.
That's so sad because Asian food
makes up a large portion of my diet.
Well, luckily for you, you don't have
consecutive leophobia.
No, I mean, when I think about sushi,
I think about pha.
Right.
I think about ramen.
I think about good old fashioned Szechuan Chinese food.
Oh yeah.
Think about Korean.
And that's just the tip of the iceberg.
I could eat that all the time.
Dude, you've got to get some budae jiggae.
I'll take you to go get some.
You're gonna love it so good.
I can't wait.
You got anything else?
I got nothing else.
45 minutes on chopsticks, baby.
Not bad.
If you want to know more about chopsticks,
go get yourself some that you can reuse
and eat conscientiously with them.
And don't forget all the manners,
but just go eat some Asian food
because no matter where it's from or what it is,
it's probably pretty good.
Agreed.
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I'm gonna call this Two for Two.
Hey guys, I wrote a few years ago about Alan Alda
and thought I'd share a Sammy Davis Jr. story.
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And this is from Andrew Limburg in Pittsburgh.
And he got his Alan Alda one read.
And when I told him this was coming on,
he wrote back Two for Two, baby.
Nice.
There's people out there who are like 0 for 10.
I know.
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He says, so in the 80s, Sammy had been cleaned out
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He was in Pittsburgh to promote it.
And my friend Larry, who had a local TV show at the time,
got a chance to interview him.
When they arrived at the hotel,
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But when they talked to Sammy's manager,
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So instead of having time to set up a two-shot interview
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Okay.
They kept the camera on Sammy
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So he would, I guess, re-ask the questions
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At the end of the interview,
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of the two of them together
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And Sammy's manager said, nope.
And Larry looked at Sammy almost begging
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Sammy took a long drag of a cigarette
and said, get your two-shot, babe.
The manager then said, oh, well, I guess I'm the A-hole
to which Sammy said, as a matter of fact, babe,
you are an A-hole.
So this is how the story goes, apparently.
And then Andrew says he's been listening since 08
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Please come back.
Yeah.
And he says he has a podcast now
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Nice.
And he said we average about 1,500 listens an episode,
which is pretty darn good, Andrew.
Yeah, it is nice work, Andrew.
For a self-styled show, that's not bad at all.
Especially a local one too, Pittsburgh Oddcast.
Yeah, so Pittsburghians, if you're from the Berg,
check out the Pittsburgh Oddcast in Andrew.
Or even if you're interested in it.
Sure.
In Pittsburgh.
Philadelphia, and just be a Berg head.
Exactly.
Well, that was a pretty great one.
Thank you very much, two for two.
That's pretty impressive, Andrew.
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