Stuff You Should Know - How Bartering Works
Episode Date: February 9, 2011Bartering is an ancient practice. With the emergence of money-based transactions, it's no wonder that people might think bartering is a thing of the past. Tune in to learn more about the bartering pro...cess -- and where it's still used today. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Hey, and welcome to the podcast. I'm Josh Clark with a barely awake Charles W. Chuck Bryant,
who's drowsy. I'm not drowsy. You look drowsy. Really? Yeah, I look old. That's totally different.
When you get to be 40, you just eat a little drowsy all the time. Are you rested? Yeah. I just woke up.
Crud. Yeah. I got something to look forward to. It's all downhill, buddy. I'll tell you something
that the prisoners in Florida's state penal system have something to look forward to.
Spring softball? In addition to that. Okay.
Buying honey buns at the commissary. Is that the new guy on Sublux C?
You know what? I wrote about this and somebody had a funny comment like that.
The honey buns joke. Yeah. No, which is really terrible joking to think about it.
But no, actual honey bun, like the pastry dessert. It's the best. Love it. It depends on
which brand you're talking about, in my opinion. Krispy Kreme honey buns are pretty rocking.
I've never tried one of those. Are they frosted? Oh, I've got to try one of those. I had no idea.
Wow. Okay. Well, the ones I'm talking about come in cellophane. They're sold for about a buck or so
in prison. So, you know, it's not the greatest brand on the planet probably. Probably not.
And apparently in Florida, I think around the country, but in Florida in particular,
they're like the new prison currency. Honey buns are. Because it's a new product that people just
crave? No, it's just been kind of quietly building up over time and everybody's been making the
cigarette joke for decades and then noticed that actually tobacco is outsold in the Florida
state penal system by honey buns. Wow. Everybody loves a honey bun. Yeah. So are envelopes.
They're like the number one seller. Really? In state prisons. In the county, in the county lock
up, free dried coffee and ramen noodles still outsell honey buns. But if you're up the river
in the state, pokey, honey buns are number one. Wow. And then envelopes, because people are
clearly like to write their letters, right? Yes. Or they use envelopes as napkins for honey buns.
It seems like they would give them envelopes. Come on, if these guys are going to take the
time to write somebody. Right. Give them an envelope. No. You got to buy it. Yeah. With your 35
cents an hour making license plates. Anyway, Chuck. Prison's so unfair. So these honey buns are,
they're used as bribes for protection. They're used in exchange for other food items. Sure.
Maybe some envelopes if you're running low. They're used for bets as wagers. Really? Seriously.
There's a really cool article in St. Petersburg Times that was really well written about it,
right? But what these people are doing, let's say in the case of a bribe, let's say Todd,
the white collar criminal who somehow ended up in a state prison, is paying tiny, the ironically
named huge guy for protection in honey buns. What's going on there is bartering. Todd is bartering
a honey bun in exchange for a tiny's service, protection. Right. Beating the tar out of guys
who want to take Todd's honey buns. Or he himself not doing that with his own cronies.
No, that's a racket. That's not necessarily the same thing. Oh, yeah. Still trading without money.
I guess so. Okay. So we've finally reached the end of that God awful intro. And we're now talking
about bartering, Chuck. Yep. Bartering. New or old? Old, baby. Old is the hills. The earliest
civilizations, Josh, bartered for stuff because there was no currency back in the day. So, I mean,
you know, caveman, tuk-tuk that we always talk about, tuk-tuk trades, you know, animal pelt
for spear. Okay. Made from rhino horn. Yeah. Because he sees like, I've never seen one of
those, but I've got all these great pelts and you look a little cold. So let's work out a deal here.
Right. Bartering. It is. And you're absolutely right. It is pretty old. It really started to
take off after we left our hunter gather roots though. Yeah. Once we settled down in the communities.
Yeah. It made a lot more sense. Sure. You might be some sort of farmer and end up with a surplus.
Well, you've got all the grain you need. Yeah. But you need some meat too. Sure. And this guy over
here has some pigs that have been looking pretty delicious lately. So you trade them some of your
surplus grain for a pig and the guy who has pigs gets some of your grain and he has pigs. You have
pigs and grain too. Everybody's happy. Yeah. Jerry thinks this whole thing is funny for some reason.
Yeah. I mean, that's how it all started. I actually did a report in elementary school. We had to
social studies report where we had to devise a city of our own like a town and we had to construct,
you know, how it all looked at and what they did. And I was the only kid who had a barter system
instead of money. Oh, very smart. The teacher thought at the time that that was very,
you know, a very smart kid for doing that because I was, you know, like nine years old.
Every once in a while, you just kind of like drift off while you're taking a shower thinking
about the congratulations the teacher gave you that day. That was my last one. Congratulations,
Chuck. So it has stuck with me all these years, though, that it's funny that as a little kid,
I thought bartering was kind of a cool system. Yeah. And it was and it still is, we'll find out.
Yeah. There's a lot of cool, maybe cool is not the right word. I don't think cool is an economic
term, but there's a, it has a lot of benefits in that bartering generally doesn't lead to surplus,
right? Yeah. Leads to basically people just having what they need. Yeah. You're exchanging
with something you need or something you have that someone else needs for something that you need.
Right. And in most cases, most cases, you don't want a whole lot of leftovers. You just kind of,
you have something that you're willing to exchange for something else. Everybody's seeking an even
trade. So nobody's giving anybody a lot more than they need. Yeah. Or, you know,
conversely, screwing the other person over and taking as much as possible. Sure. Because both
parties have to be cool with it, right? Or there's no trade. So there's not a lot of surplus. Not
a lot of surplus to anyone who's read Jared Diamond's The Greatest Mistake in the History of the
Human Race means that you don't necessarily have anybody who's in charge or has control over other
people by controlling the surplus. Interesting. Very. Well, when bartering, Josh, it's everything's
relative obviously because if you need, if you live someplace where it's cold and you need more
shelter, blankets, let's say, or whatever, or let's modernize and say heater, then that's
going to be pretty valuable to you. Right. What you're talking about is the relative value of
an item, right? Exactly. So like in a money system, like there's a fixed value to the dollar and it
fluctuates. You know, there's inflation and deflation and stagflation. But ultimately,
when you're coming to somebody with a dollar, you both have an agreed upon awareness of what
that dollar's worth, which is a dollar. Yeah. Like you were saying with a heater, somebody who lives
in a hot climate is going to value that thing less than somebody who lives in a cold climate.
Absolutely. So the person in the cold climate would be willing to pay more or trade more
for that relative value. It's the distinction between bartering and money. Yeah. One of them.
But the main one. It's my favorite. Timing is another big deal when it comes to bartering,
because depending on when this is happening and what your situation is, things can have a different
value. The article used an example of Richard III, my kingdom for a horse. Yeah. When he was in a
battle, I was on a hike in Utah one time where I would have paid $1,000 for a bottle of Gatorade.
Right. Or lift down the hill. And I wanted the Gatorade. It was that hot and dehydrated.
Wow. Yeah, it was bad. Were you hospitalized? No. No, we hiked out and made it to the spot
and bought like five Gatorades and drank them all. Your urine was just chunky-style for a little bit.
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podcasts. So yeah, timing has a lot to do with the value of something as far as how much you
might need that item. Yeah, and Jane McGrath wrote this one. Oh Jane, she did a good job too. Remember
Jane? Yeah, let me ask you this. What about when it's not just a one-to-one deal, like you've got
corn and your friend Ralph next to your farm has cows, but Ralph doesn't want corn, he wants wheat,
but your buddy Pete has wheat, so you can arrange a little three-way trade there if you're
an innovative guy, and that's called a triangular barter, and NBA teams do this. Any sports team
can, but it happens more in the NBA than anywhere else. Well for like draft picks and stuff? Well
just trading players, like you know, I want your center, but you don't want my point guard,
you want their forward, but I'll take their forward and package it in such a way that
it accommodates everybody. Huh, so that's a triangular barter. Which, so you are pointing
something out in that it's not necessarily the most common thing in a barter economy where
you have something that I need and I have something that you need at that moment too.
Well that's what works because you talked about timing and relative value, right?
That's one of the downsides of the barter. And it gets even more complex than a triangular barter,
that's a lot of work, you know, that's a lot of walking, you know. If you find that third person
and so Ralph has that cow you want, Pete has wheat, you have corn, but Pete doesn't want your corn,
you're going to have to go find somebody who wants your corn, who has something that Pete would want.
So you can trade or more, which is called a multilateral trade. You can see it gets kind
of convoluted as well. Oh, totally. You know. Well, and when it gets convoluted, there's a
greater risk for making a bad deal just to get it over with, just because you really need that
cow and that's one of the, you know, we'll talk about the downsides to certainly one of them.
Yeah, well, I think we kind of are. Oh, are we already there? Okay. Well, that's one of the
downsides is that a lot of work goes into this. And in the end, you might settle for less than a
great deal because it's there's so much work involved. There's some other factors that might
force you to settle for poo poo deal. And that is time works against you. Yeah. You remember,
we kind of used the example of you with the Gatorade. Yeah. Right. Were you somebody who
had something to trade for that Gatorade at that moment and somebody came along with Gatorade and
gouged you say you had tomatoes to trade, right? Yeah. You kind of need to trade your tomatoes
because they're a perishable item. Yeah. So time is working against you. So you might take a bad
trade just to get rid of these tomatoes, right? Right. Or in the article, example is a great one.
Let's say you're a craftsman. You build these great banquet tables. Banquet tables are big
and heavy. You go to trade for tomatoes because you really need those tomatoes and the guy's like,
hey, you know, I mean, I'll give you 15 tomatoes because I know this is worth like 300 tomatoes,
but what are you going to do with 300 tomatoes? So it's when you don't have equal, you got a lot
of small things, you have one large thing. You're kind of in trouble. I don't know if you pick the
right business model. Yeah. As a craftsman. And even if you even if you did take 300 tomatoes,
you're going to run around, you know, trying to trade those surplus tomatoes for, you know,
you know, other stuff you may or may not need, which when you could be building tables,
you should be building tables. That's what you do. That's what you're good at. Yeah. Exactly. So
that's because, you know, bartering initially sounds like, oh, that's so great. You just trade
things and there's no money and money leads to badness, but it's not that simple. It's rare
that you just find that perfect match and perfect timing to work out in a one-to-one trade.
Right. And then establishing that, that value, considering that everything in a barter system
has a relative value. Yeah. You know, there's, as Jane put it, you know, comparing apples to oranges
is still comparing, you know, fruit of roughly the same shape and size. It's a bad saying.
She, yeah. She points out that it's a terrible saying. It's like the low man on the totem pole.
Yeah. I'm going to start saying that's like comparing cows to table legs. Exactly.
People will be like, what the heck are you talking about? You just be like, listen to the podcast.
Yeah, exactly. So Chuck, because our ancestors are four people,
ran into these problems where they couldn't figure out how many tomatoes equal the table
and when they did, it just was way too much. Sure. They got tired of lugging tables around.
They came up with something that we call money. Yeah, currency. And it's solved a lot of problems.
For all of its drawbacks and ills and evils, money solved a lot of problems.
What's easier to carry money around than a table for one? Yeah. Think about how much
a hundred dollar bill weighs. Not much. Not very much. It sits heavy in my pocket though, my friend.
It burns mine. It burns a whole. It can also be divided pretty easily. Sure. You know,
a hundred one dollar bills still isn't as heavy as a table, right? Yeah. Well, and it levels
the playing field, like you said. So then you don't have to compare tomatoes to tables.
It's pretty easy to set your price. If people want to buy it, great. Then you've got your dough
and you can just buy your two tomatoes for dinner that night. Yeah. But they cool. That's money.
I'm sensing something. Are you cool with this one or me? You like the barter system?
No, it's fine. Which would you prefer, money or barter?
Well, I mean, as a nine-year-old, I thought bartering was kind of neat. Right. And I still
like the concept of trading. Like the musical instrument section on Craigslist is lousy with
dudes like, I'll trade my Les Paul for your Martin acoustic. Right. So you've hit upon a
the modern revival of bartering. It's all over the place, actually. Yeah. I think Craigslist has
an entire section for each city dedicated to bartering specifically. Right.
Or is it subsections in the, I don't know this. You know, I think Craigslist does have a section,
but unlike the music instruments board, there's people trading just because that's where they
seek trades. Okay. But there's whole sites dedicated just to bartering. Yeah. And bartering
services, that's got to be included. Yeah. Emily actually does that. I didn't know that. Yeah.
She'll trade. She's been getting her hair done in exchange for soap. Yeah. And actually the craft
scene, the indie craft scene, this like, that's all they do is trade. Right. Like, I'll give you
this kid's jumper for a bottle of lotion. And this is, you know, bartering is pretty old,
but a resurgence in bartering isn't new. There was actually an explosion in the late 70s of barter
clubs. Not to be confused with racquetball clubs or swingers clubs, which are both also huge in
the late 70s. Yeah. These were barter clubs. Really? Yeah. They were around for a little while.
So people meet and swap things? I think it was mail order. Oh, yeah. Okay. But when you take a
look at these clubs then and today, what you described Emily doing is pure bartering. Right.
But, you know, one of the big limitations of bartering, well, two of the big limitations are
geographic boundaries. Yeah. Right. Sure. Which the internet overcomes because, you know, some guy
in Tacoma has something you need and is willing to ship it and then you have something he needs,
geographic boundaries gone. Right. Done. But the timing thing is still a problem.
So what barter clubs and barter websites have come up with is if the person doesn't have anything
to give you right then, they can trade you in credits. Yeah, I didn't know that was going on.
That's kind of cool. That's money. Yeah, in a way. No, that's currency. That's it. Think about a dollar
bill. It's a credit. It's a promissory note. It doesn't hold any inherent value. Yeah, but only
within that network is it currency. Like, it's not like you can take those credits out to McDonald's.
They'll say no, totally. You can't, but it's still currency. Yeah. Yeah. Sure. Right. So like,
within that barter network, it's still, they're still using currency. It's just so difficult to
get past, you know, the necessity for currency. Yeah. That's a good point. Yeah. It's a big sham,
then. Just kidding. You were talking about the craft scene being like huge and bartering, right?
They love it. Marketing is as well. Like, business barters way more than I ever realized. Yeah,
sure. I have a staff for you, if I may. Oh, yeah. Yeah. In 2008, North American companies,
not even internationally, but North American companies bartered $12 billion in goods and
services. Wow. Yeah. And apparently that was partially a result of the recession,
because in 2001, they did like $7.75 billion. But still, it's a substantial amount of stuff
that was traded either in the form of goods or services, right? Yeah. People striking a deal,
like Chico's bail bonds will sponsor your baseball team and they'll pay for your jerseys
if you put Chico's bail bonds on the back. Yes. Which they will eventually. In the case
of the Yankees, do you remember who their sponsor was? The bad news fairs?
Denny's. Was it really? Yeah, I just saw it the other day. And I went, huh, Denny's. They were a
high profile team. Oh, well, they got a high profile sponsor. We were talking about the recession
accounting for an increase among businesses. One of the great things about bartering is
it saves your cash to pay down debt or to keep workers on the payroll. Yeah, cash was always
good for business. Yeah. So that's why corporations do it. People do it in times of crisis, which
was the case. Well, it's part of the case right now. There's been a huge resurgence in consumer
bartering, right? Because of the economy? Yeah. But in Argentina, in I think 2008, 2009, their
economy was really in shambles and there were bartering clubs everywhere. Well, yeah. And in
places where there's natural disasters, a lot of times the first thing they will turn to is bartering,
at least in a temporary sense, till they can kind of get things restored. Yeah.
Yeah. Because I don't know, the end of the world, what's that dollar bill going to do for you?
You know, I read almost that same phrase on a post-collapse blog, a survival blog.
Really? And the guy was rambling off items that'll be good for bartering. That was me.
Dollar bill is not among them. No, of course not. No.
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The property is guilty, exactly. And it starts as guilty. It starts as guilty.
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IRS, Josh? Let's talk about that, because if you think, hey, this is a great way to skirt taxes,
I can trade my haircut for my homemade soap all day long. Yeah.
Am I outing myself now? Is IRS going to audit us now?
Yeah. Because, you know, you're supposed to report this stuff.
Yeah, those barter clubs from the late 70s actually ruined it for everybody.
Time was, you could barter everything and not pay a cent of taxes on it.
But the barter club that the artificial economy created by the barter clubs
reached about an estimated $200 million in size, and the IRS went, we want some of that.
Yeah, of course they did. So they reformed the tax code in 1980
and came up with the 1099B form, Proceeds from Broker and Barter Exchange Transactions.
And if you're bartering, you have to, both parties have to fill one of these out,
create like an estimated market value of the goods or service, and pay it.
I know. Pay. You know, when Emily first brought that form home, filled it out and went,
what is this? Yet another form. She said, yeah, you can't trade. You got to pay the piper.
Yeah. And the piper is the IRS.
Yeah, it certainly is, Josh. But that's not necessarily, well, that's a bad thing.
But the IRS, you can also write stuff off that you have traded.
Yeah.
So it goes the other way a little bit too, and we would be remiss to not mention that.
Yeah. You can write off as an expense something you trade because it's value and it's lost,
and you didn't get any money for it, which is how the tax system set up.
If you're not getting any money for it, it's different than stuff that you're getting money for.
Well, and they point out that if you get one of those trade credits,
you could donate that trade credit to a charity and write that off if that charity will accept
a trade credit. I've never heard of these trade credits. I've got to look into that.
It's money.
I mean, is it a point value they assign, I wonder?
Yeah. They actually say it's worth this many dollars.
Well, one that I came across, Dibspace, has something called Dibbitz in their trade credits.
That's cute.
Money, and one Dibbitz worth of dollar. So it's money based on money in a bartering network.
Well, money, did we ever say that money, inflation, that's one of the downsides of currency?
We didn't say it, but go ahead.
Well, yeah, I mean, that's the big deal. You buy a peck of bushel of peaches one year for 10 bucks,
and the next year, that might buy you 10 peaches. That's the downside to money.
Although, I suppose that could happen bartering, too. They could just say,
rough peach crop this year, now I'll only trade you this many for your cow.
Sure. Yeah. I would think relative value would be affected by supply and demand.
Yeah.
Yeah. I mean, that makes sense. I would think it wouldn't happen on such a widespread level,
though. I mean, think about how many people are affected by the dollar bill and its fluctuations,
right? Yeah.
Think about how many people are affected by a local peach crop.
True.
And that's actually one of the things that barter systems are so appealing to people these days.
There's such a movement toward local economies. A barter system can't be sustained by a country
of 300 million people now. So basically, everybody has to split up.
Yeah.
I read an essay about how secessionism could save the U.S. and that if we don't break up, we're in
big trouble.
Really?
Yeah. That any non-authoritarian system of government can't be sustained or adequately
administered in populations over, I think, either 3 million or 30 million.
Wow.
Yeah. It's pretty cool. I was in the Autney Reader last month.
Oh, I get that. I'll have to check that out.
It was the one with March Simpson as Rosie of the River.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah. It's pretty cool.
I'll check that out.
So are we done?
I'm done. You got anything else?
That's it for me.
If you want to hear mention of Kyle McDonald, the kid we mentioned in the House Swapping
podcast, a little prematurely, I guess, who tried to paperclip for a house.
Yeah, he had to pay taxes on that. He had to.
I'm sure. I hope so. Maybe Corbin Bernstein paid one.
If you want to see a picture of that kid, you can type in barter at the search bar at
howstuffworks.com. And that brings up, of course, listener.
Josh, I'm going to call this one of two eventual mafia letters that we got.
We got very many. Who knew?
By letters, Chuck means broken thumbs.
Yeah.
Sitting little boxes.
Yeah, who knew?
So many people are connected to the mafia.
A lot of people had stories to tell.
Yeah. I think it's also like saying, like, who has Native American?
Yeah, I do a little bit, I think.
So we're going to read two of those, one of them right now and one on the following
episode. And this is from Calvin. This is pretty interesting.
Calvin the Mafioso.
Yeah, Calvin the Mafioso.
I just listened to the episode about the mafia, and I have a couple of things to say.
Firstly, I am grossly disappointed in both Josh and Chuck for talking about
Joe Valici and not once mentioning the greatest Simpson episode ever, Homie the Clown.
I was disappointed about this one, too.
Yeah, in which Homer disguised as Krusty gets captured by Fat Tony
and the Springfield family and tried to convince them
that he is all different kinds of people, Joe Valici being one of them.
I didn't make that connection.
I remember, he's like, I'm not Homer, I'm Joe Valici.
He goes, Joe Valici the Rat, and he's like, no, something like that.
He said, if you did mention it, then shame on the editor, Jerry, for removing it.
So let's just go with that.
Yeah, let's go with that one.
Jerry, shame on you, Jerry Boo.
Boo, piss.
Also, I thought you guys would be interested to hear some hypotheses about why it is called the mafia.
One says that during the war of the Sicilian Vespers, a woman found her daughter at the Vespers
being raped by French soldiers and then ran through the streets shouting, mafia, mafia,
which is a dialectical translation of my daughter, my daughter, mafia.
Did the mafia come to her rescue or what?
I don't know.
That's just what he says.
Sicilian.
I mean, I don't think he's making this up.
It's a theory.
I'm sorry, hypothesis.
The second hypothesis is also a remnant of the occupation of Sicily by the French.
The word mafia might be an anagram for morta, a la, francia, italia, and ele,
a, which translates into something like Italy longs for the death of France.
Yeah.
M-A-F-I-A.
I don't know about that, but they both sound pretty plausible to me.
So I guess the word mafia doesn't mean anything.
It's not a family name or anything like that.
I don't know.
I never really thought about the origin of the name.
We didn't cover that.
No.
So these are two hypotheses from Calvin.
He says both of these came from a book called The Secret Society's Handbook by Michael Bradley.
It might be complete baloney because I'm not sure how reliable that book is,
but it sure is interesting.
I thought you might like it.
Very cool.
Thank you.
Who was that?
Calvin.
Calvin, the mafioso.
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