Stuff You Should Know - How Miranda Rights Work
Episode Date: July 4, 2013Back in 1966, the Supreme Court decided that suspects in criminal cases had the right to be reminded that they didn't have to talk to the fuzz if they didn't want to, as stated in the 5th amendment. S...ince that ruling, scores of other cases have shaped and defined the ruling that created a staple of police procedural dramas. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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And this is Stuff You Should Know, Gary just told us.
Right before she pressed record, don't forget to be clever.
Yeah.
What is that about?
I don't know.
Man, I'm a little thrown off right now.
Well I think maybe because you said Miranda Wright sort of named after the Sex and the
City character.
Is that what you're talking about?
That was like 45 minutes ago.
It's a callback.
So I guess that was clever in Jerry's book.
That's the thing, like I didn't even consider that clever, you know, juvenile maybe.
So Miranda from Sex and the City.
So what was your response to that one?
I don't remember what I said.
I thought it was fairly clever.
Well we'll just skip over that.
You said you have the right to remain fabulous.
Oh yeah, that's right.
So that's the recap of a conversation we had a little while ago everybody.
Well people always say they want to know what happens behind the scenes.
It's just tomfoolery.
There you go.
Yep.
Chuck.
Yes.
I know that you and I have both been arrested many times and we've done some time in the
stir and all that so we know what Miranda writes are.
Yeah, not true.
But the average person also knows what Miranda writes are because they're so ubiquitous on
every cop show, every lawyer show, every show.
I think they show up on like E.R.
Is it still on?
It's on, right?
I have no idea.
You know like season 27?
I have no idea.
I don't think it is.
Is it not?
I had a pretty good long run.
Sure.
But Miranda writes are just this thing that has become totally ingrained in our culture.
We can all say it.
Let's say it together.
Do you have the right to remain silent?
Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
But hey buddy, don't fret.
You have the right to an attorney and if you cannot afford one, one will be appointed to
you.
Right.
And then over time, apparently some agencies have added and if you waive these rights
you can invoke them at any time.
Yeah, I hadn't heard that one.
They hadn't made it to TV yet really.
Right, yeah.
You know, they just.
Briskos like.
Short and sweet.
Yeah.
Castle.
He's all business.
Yeah.
Is he a cop though?
And I think he's a private investigator.
Oh, gotcha.
Although I'm not sure.
So he wouldn't have to Miranda's anybody.
No, but he's.
Castle.
So he does.
I've never seen it.
I love Nathan Pillon though.
Oh, he doesn't.
Yeah.
He's a nice guy.
But this, this idea that Miranda writes are, you know, they're everywhere and everybody
knows them and knows what they, you know, that they exist.
Sure.
And first of all, the case behind him, I think is probably unknown.
And then secondly, like what they're designed to do really.
Yeah.
The real nuts and bolts of it.
I hadn't, it hadn't really occurred to me, even though it's pretty self-evident once
you think about it.
Yeah.
And it seems really straightforward, but it can give a little tricky, which we'll discuss
how that happens.
Well, so the idea of the Miranda rights is fairly recent goes back to 1966.
Yeah.
And there's a case called the Miranda versus Arizona.
The Arizona.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Which is like the legal provision came and be bothered to include the S when they abbreviate
versus, you know, and we should also point out that it wasn't just this one case.
It was Miranda via Arizona gets all the press because the name Miranda, but it was actually
four cases that they consolidated.
But we want to give Vignara v. New York, Westover v. United States and California v. Stuart,
their due.
Sure.
As being part of this thing.
And they basically, all the cases were similar in that the, um, there were confessions after
interrogations, um, and those confessions were used against these various people.
Right.
But we're going to stick with Miranda though.
The lawyers of these, um, well, not just us.
I mean, everybody does.
Well, yeah, it's called, it's the Miranda case, Miranda laws, their Miranda rights,
your Miranda eyes, you know, um, but the, the, uh, the whole point behind these and
all of the cases that the complainants had was that they're the people who committed
these crimes and made these confessions and were later convicted for them were not aware
that they didn't have to talk to the police.
Right.
And actually the Miranda case goes back to 1966, but the American right guaranteed by
the bill of rights in the constitution, yeah, fifth amendment to, to, um, refrain from self
incrimination.
That goes back to 1791.
Like I said, the fifth amendment basically says that you don't have to tell on yourself.
The cops can't make you talk.
Right.
Is what that is.
Yeah.
But until 1966, they, I guess you just needed to be, you know, uh, up on your constitutional
knowledge.
And then in 1966, they eventually will get to the case.
They said, you know, maybe we should start telling people this when we arrest them.
Right.
Um, so let's go back in time to 1963, uh, in Phoenix, Arizona, um, the cops picked up
Ernesto Miranda, uh, for questioning in a kidnapping and rape case.
His car was spotted, uh, near the scene of the crime.
He was called in, uh, when he got there, he was like, I didn't do this man.
Like, he was completely cooperative.
He was like, I didn't do any of this.
Two hours later in interrogation, they had, he was not identified in a lineup, but the
cop said the girl identified you in the lineup and he went, Oh, well, I guess I think his
direct quote was, well, I guess I ought to tell you about it then.
And so the cops lied to him and this is a clear case of, you know, like not doing things
the right way.
But this, no, the Supreme Court has upheld the use of deception by police in interrogation.
They can lie their, their tails off to you.
Right.
But not if you're not.
Miranda is right.
That was the point is he didn't know that he could just be quiet and not say anything.
So he just volunteered the information, signed a written confession.
And that's the whole point.
And that's what the, um, the justices in the Supreme Court who heard the Miranda case
and all the other cases that combined to make it, um, we're getting at was that you,
when you are being interrogated by the place you're in their custody, they are allowed to
use deception.
They are allowed to, um, use all sorts of tactics to coerge, coerge you to talk.
But if you're not aware that you don't have to talk, then what you're saying amounts to
an involuntary confession and hence shouldn't be able to be used against you because you
have a constitutional right against self-incrimination.
If you're informed that you have that right, then you are making the decision to go ahead
and confess against yourself and you're waiving that right.
Yes.
And that can be used in court.
Exactly.
So they give you the option, essentially.
So this is what the whole case was about, um, in, uh, 1966, like we said, the Supreme
Court heard this case and ruled.
Yeah.
He was convicted, we should say.
Right.
Based on that confession.
And sentenced to 30 years, I believe.
20 to 30, yeah.
And that the Supreme Court case was part of an appeal.
That's right.
From that conviction.
Three years later.
They heard this case.
Yeah.
And apparently like the other three people probably represent even more than just those
four cases total.
Sure.
Usually when the Supreme Court hears something, there's a lot of it going on in the courts.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Um, and they said in a five to four decision, you know what?
The, the suspect has to be read his rights, which will now call us Miranda rights.
Yeah.
And specifically said, um, prosecution may not use statements stemming from custodial
interrogation of the defendant, unless it didn't, uh, demonstrates the use of procedural
safeguards effective to secure the privilege against self-incrimination.
But the key there is custodial interrogation and established a couple of things as one,
you can't self incriminate, uh, from the moment you are in custody.
Um, so like, it's not like you're on trial or something.
And that, uh, any confession is, uh, involuntary basically.
And again, the reason that they're differentiating between in custody and not in custody is because
once you're in custody, the cops can do things like lie to you or something like that.
That's right.
Um, and in custody is those, the three keywords taken into custody is, is where all the gray
area has been since then and still is today.
Yeah.
And they were pretty clear in their ruling, like, yeah, this person has to be read their
rights and how, let's even print some cards for the police officers to carry around with
them so they can read off of the card if they have to.
Yeah.
And we should point out that Miranda actually, they retried him without his confession and
his girlfriend, um, said he, he confessed to me.
Yeah.
So that was used in court.
So he was found guilty again since the 20 to 30 years again, right, paroled after five
years and then sold those little Miranda cards with his autograph on them for a while for
like a buck 50.
And then he was stabbed to death in a bar fight in 1976.
Yes.
And the suspect who stabbed him was read his Miranda rights and so he never talked and
he walked.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh my God.
The irony.
It's definitely irony.
Wow.
Yeah.
In like the, the truest form of the word.
That's right.
Man.
So, colonial interrogation is, is one of the keys here, um, in custody is where it gets
a little hinky.
Like if you're in the back of a police car and you got your handcuffs on, then you're
in custody.
Right.
That's pretty straightforward.
Or even if you don't have handcuffs on, if you're, um, if the cops lock you in the car
and you, you are, it's understood by you that you're not allowed to get out, you're in police
custody.
Right.
So the definition of custody in the Miranda decision is quote unquote, uh, denial of complete
freedom of action.
Right.
But that's open to interpretation, you know.
It is because, um, you know, if you're being, if you're handcuffed and you're put in the
back of a locked police car, you're obviously denied freedom of action.
You obviously have to be Miranda's, right?
You can bang your head on the little clear glass in front of you.
Right.
What were you saying in police chases?
Like the, the, you can defecate or urinate or whatever.
Do whatever you want back there.
Masticate.
Right.
That is not freedom of action.
Right.
You know.
Um, it's been brought up though that it, because of the, um, the, the legal authority that
cops represent with their uniforms and their outwardly worn guns and, you know, tasers,
all that stuff.
They're mirrored sunglasses that they have some sort of, um, they, they project to sort
of, uh, just talking to a cop, a, a person might feel detained.
Yeah.
It's an implied, um, yeah.
I think it's like an implied detention.
Like the cop came to my front door and said he had some questions for me regarding a crime.
Right.
I don't think I would feel, even though it's within my right, I don't think I would feel
like I was able to say, no, actually I'm going to go to the grocery store right now.
Right.
Exactly.
And just walk past him and get in my car.
Or even I'm going to have to ask you guys to leave.
Yeah.
Which again, you said it is your right to do.
They, they haven't placed you into custody, but you, you don't have to be Miranda's in
the situation because you can tell the cops to leave.
If you are in an interrogation room and you tell the cops to leave, they're not going
to listen to you.
If they're on your front doorstep and you tell them to leave, they are supposed to listen
to you.
And because of that, you're not being, you, you have freedom of movement.
You can go back in your house, you can go to the grocery store, you can tell the cops
to leave.
So even though the perception might be that you are being detained by the cops just by
their very presence and you don't feel like you can tell them to leave.
The law isn't, this, this law isn't designed to let you be slippery.
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Like a traffic stop, for instance, is a kind of a, not weird, but if you get stopped by
a cop and you say, you know, I've got five pounds of weed in my trunk, by the way, Mr.
Officer.
You caught me.
That can be used in court because that is a non-custodial situation.
Right.
Which is weird though.
I didn't realize that a traffic stop is considered non-custodial.
Does that mean you can just drive off?
Then if you can't drive off, then that's a custodial situation.
So does that mean that you can drive off legally?
Or does that mean that the court just, that is a gray area that the courts have never
really checked?
No.
That means you're evading.
Evading what?
Arrest.
A traffic stop.
Okay.
Well, then that means you can't leave.
You don't have freedom of movement.
Therefore, that's a custodial situation and you should have to be mirandized when you're
pulled over.
Well, hey, talk to the Supreme Court, my friend.
I've been trying.
But I do have a question.
If there are any constitutional lawyers or any kind of lawyer, really, who knows what
they're talking about, defense attorney, I'm very curious about that.
Are you allowed legally to just drive off once the cop pulls you over since it's a non-custodial
situation?
My answer is no.
I would imagine no, too.
But why?
Because every time you do, they... Well, because you have committed a crime and the cop
has pulled you over, maybe... I mean, that's where the language gets tricky.
You're not in custody, but maybe you're temporarily detained.
I bet you there's some specific language that allows for this.
And I would never argue this with a cop who pulled me over.
That's not what I'm getting at.
Good luck.
I'm just genuinely curious.
If you can't drive off, then how is it a non-custodial situation?
That's my question.
Yeah.
That's a good question.
But that shows the slippery slope in the gray area.
Right.
You know?
Right.
And like you said, I mean, if you say, hey, I've got five pounds of weed in my trunk,
and the cop never morandized you, and then after that he says, well, you're under arrest,
and then he morandizes you.
And you shut up from that point on.
They can still use that initial confession.
Because it was non-custodial.
Yeah.
And here's the other thing.
A lot of people... Well, not a lot of people.
Some folks may be confused by, if you're not read your Miranda rights, then you get released
or whatever.
Not true at all.
That just means that they can't use what you have said in court and any ancillary incriminating
evidence that came from that confession can't be used either.
Right.
Like if they arrest you and you say, they tell you, you're placed under arrest, and then
they're like, so we're going to get some tacos rather than, here's what we have to tell you
about your Miranda rights.
And then you say, I've got a bunch of weed on me, like they can't use that confession
about the weed against you because you hadn't been Mirandaized.
You've been told that the cops wanted tacos.
Yeah.
I wonder what keeps someone from voluntarily talking about evidence so it won't be able
to be used.
Yeah.
Man, we are criminal minds right here.
I'm sure there's workarounds for all this.
We're like Mandy Patinkin and like the rest of the cast right here at this table.
In Yintl?
No.
Isn't he in criminal minds?
No.
He's in Homeland.
I watch that.
He's also in the Princess Brite.
He's in Nigo Montoya.
Monday, Patinkin.
He was also the alien cop in Alien Nation.
A lot of people don't know that, but Jimmy Khan, you never saw Alien Nation?
No.
Was that good?
That was a great movie.
It always looked silly to me.
I'll tell you what.
When you're 13, it is a great movie.
I haven't seen it in a long time.
So was Krull.
Did you see that one?
Yeah.
It was nothing like Krull.
I had like a good plot.
I was in NLA with aliens.
Or enemy mine on Earth.
Yeah.
I never saw that one.
Yeah.
It was kind of the same deal.
It's like, it's Luke Gossett Jr. in an alien suit.
And Dennis Quaid, right?
Randy Quaid.
Dennis Quaid.
It definitely wasn't Randy.
It was Dennis Quaid.
It was Dennis Quaid.
I'm pretty sure.
All right.
So Miranda Wright.
Here is the requisite meandering tangent.
So there's an important thing we haven't covered yet in regards to Miranda Wrights.
And it was recently got a lot of press with the bombings in Boston.
Right.
And that is the public safety exception in the case of the Boston bombing.
What was his name?
Jokar Sarnaev.
Okay.
Jokar.
Jokar.
Did Jokar.
There's a lot of ways to say it that are wrong.
And then there's one right one, which I may have had in there.
So he is in the hospital.
They, everyone knows what happened, you know, the bombings went off.
The one brother was killed.
They caught the other one and he was wounded.
And so he was in a hospital and they had what they called an urgent public safety interview
in the hospital without reading him his rights.
He's asking for an attorney.
They're like, you're not getting an attorney.
Yeah.
Why don't you tell us what's going on?
And he did.
Yeah.
He did.
He confessed to the bombing.
He told them about possible other bombs.
I think that's how they found out that the apartment was possibly rigged with explosives
or at the very least there were explosives in his apartment or his brother's apartment.
And they found all this out by denying him his right to keep quiet.
And a lot of people were saying, well, you guys just blew the case.
You guys, why didn't you mirandize him?
And it was because of this public safety exemption that came about that the Supreme
Court ruled on in 1984.
Yeah.
New York v. Quarles.
Benjamin Quarles was in custody at a grocery store in 1980 and a rape victim had identified
him and the cop frisked him and said, hey, you've got an empty gun holster here.
Is there a gun nearby?
And he was like, yeah, it's right over there.
Cop went and got the gun, unloaded it, obviously secured the scene.
And that became a court case because the gun evidence was thrown out and appellate court
agreed.
And later on, the Supreme Court said, no, you know what, that's called securing the
scene.
That's a public safety exception.
Right.
You can't have a loaded gun in there.
You can't have bombs waiting to go off potentially somewhere else.
So forget the mirandizing.
You need to secure everything.
Right.
And once that threat to public safety is secured, then you have to mirandize them.
Yeah.
In which the Boston case he just shut up after that.
Right.
Too late.
Yeah, exactly.
The feds had gotten all they wanted out of them, and we're like, sure, whatever.
And apparently a judge ordered the feds to mirandize the guy after like two days of this
questioning.
I bet that was a pretty satisfying reading of the rights at that point.
I'm sure.
You know, because they knew they were covered.
But I mean, this is such a gestapo tactic too.
Like, well, this question you about everything we want for two days until a judge ordered
us to mirandize, that means that some attorneys are going to have to go through all two days
of that confession.
Yeah.
I mean, at what point the public safety exemption was basically exhausted.
Right.
And I mean, you can argue that any question that has to do with even possible future terrorist
attacks is, you know, preventing or protecting public safety.
Yeah.
But it's just like, I mean, I don't know, it definitely skirts the spirit of the law,
I would think.
Yeah.
And I found an article written by the guy who originally, I think, wrote the quarrels
verdict, and he was like, you know what, in the case with the Boston bomber, they shouldn't
even done that anyway, because there was so much evidence.
They didn't even need these confessions.
And it was in the true spirit of trying to secure public safety to find out if there
was other explosives.
Right.
But from that point on, they're like, it was completely unnecessary because the guy was
convicted just from, you know, the evidence was so strong that they didn't even need that
confession.
Exactly.
And like after they found out about the bombs or whatever, whether there were, weren't bombs,
then it seems to me like the public safety exemption would have been exhausted.
Yeah.
And they would have had to have mirandized him.
It's a slippery slope.
But I mean, it's not like the CIA has to have, you know, admissible evidence in court to
go after all the people that Joe Carr named if he named anybody, right, or whatever he
gave up.
Sure.
You know?
So it's just, I don't know.
Yeah.
It's just coming to trust like Obama's security policies like less and less.
Really?
Yeah.
That's my opinion.
No.
I get it.
It's a very fine line between like, hey, this guy's a terrorist and get that information
or people still have their human rights.
Right.
Exactly.
And it's such a difficult thing to swallow to the concept that some little punk who him
and his brother blew people up in Boston and took people's lives and legs and that they
did this, that the concept that they have any rights whatsoever is pretty unpalatable.
But we as a society have decided that, yeah, you do have rights.
Right.
You're an American citizen.
You have certain rights that are guaranteed by the Constitution and the Bill of Rights
and court interpretation of those rights, and that's the law of the land.
And I guess to just routinely skirt around those whenever it's determined to be called
for by whoever's in charge in power, that's equally unpalatable to me.
Because also, you know, the courts judged a criminal suspect when you invoke the public
safety exemption.
It's not that that person doesn't have any rights.
Right.
But safety of the public trumps that person's constitutional rights right then.
Right.
But just for that narrow window of time.
Right.
And then after that, it's exhausted.
That's right.
And this is not the first time it was just three years ago that the feds did the same
thing.
They invoked the public safety exemption for the Times Square bomber.
Yeah.
And he sang like a canary.
Which is if they just did it to Joe Carson I have, I don't think I would have a problem.
But just the fact that it popped up three years ago too.
Yeah.
That's already an indicator pattern to me.
Yeah.
Terrorism I think is the key.
Yeah.
Key agent there.
Sure.
You know.
Got anything else?
I'm done.
And we're going to get so much mail for that one.
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Thank you.
That's my takeaway.
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It's like that kid who stole that haiku from a t-shirt.
Depression, Richie Tannenbaum, again very obvious, sees when he tries to commit suicide.
Great scene.
And acceptance is Ethylene Tannenbaum.
Her role is more subtle.
Her acceptance is seen when she accepts Mr. Sherman's marriage proposal.
It's a little thin there.
It's also seen when she finally moves on from her old marriage and accepts her new life
with her new husband.
So that's sort of, that's the most tenuous.
Yeah.
But he asks what we think.
And I think that's pretty good.
I love fan theories like you.
Yeah.
Five stages of grief.
I doubt if that's the case.
Well, that's what makes fan theories so great.
If, like, if you just unlocked the director's secret, then it's done.
It's fine.
You figured it out.
One of the great things about fan theories is that it rivals what the director was trying
to do or the writer was trying to do.
Yeah.
It was like English class.
Remember back in English class?
Mm-hmm.
It was always, and I had a problem with it back then, but now I love it.
I would always be like, well, this teacher's just interpreting this like who knows what
the author meant.
Oh, yeah.
But that's kind of the point now in my old age.
I realize.
Yeah.
I remember feeling my brain unfurl and start to get like, yeah, there are specific interpretations
of things that kind of fit within a framework, but still are, it's pretty wide.
Yeah.
Agreed.
It's nice.
Pretty cool.
Fan theories.
I'm writing a blog post on them right now.
I'm collecting them.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
So that is from Joshua Bryant.
That's some weird stuff you should know in reading.
Oh, yeah.
He's an experiment.
That's right.
Yeah.
Foreign poetry dish.
Let us know where you are right now.
He escaped.
Yeah.
If you escaped from our lab, we want to hear about it, especially if you have some cool
fan theory.
Man, send us fan theories, like good ones.
Yeah.
I mean, like good ones, not like stupid ones.
Yeah.
I've been on Feral Children lately.
What?
Just, that's been my obsession lately, reading about Feral Children.
I might try and write a thing for a show.
Fan theory?
Feral Children.
What does that have to do with fan theories?
Nothing.
That's just, that's my obsession.
Yours has been fan theories.
Oh, I got you.
I got you.
I've just been obsessed with Feral Children.
Yeah.
Because there have been like actual ones in the, like the Emerald Forest, the many cases.
So okay, if you have a good fan theory and or a good Feral Children story, we want to
hear about it.
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