Stuff You Should Know - How Polar Bears Work
Episode Date: September 29, 2016Polar bears are more than just lovable creatures that roam the ice in search of food. They're one of the most fascinating animals on planet Earth. Sadly, as ice shrinks, so does their habitat. Learn a...ll about these huggable beasts in today's episode. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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I'm Josh Clark.
There's Charles W. Schuck, Schuck Bryant, scratching out a significant amount of this
article, like literally as we started recording.
That's important stuff.
There's like numbers and dates and weights and temperatures and that.
That's important stuff you just scratched out.
I feel like it's all covered in the body of the text of the article though.
Well, I mean, that's one way to do an intro as anybody in journalism can tell you.
You can write the article and then go back and summarize it as an intro.
I've never been partial to that.
The intro to me is just like this stream of consciousness that tells you where the rest
of the article is going to go because you don't know, man, because it's all jazz, baby.
Yeah, polar bears.
Polar bears.
Another polar bear club.
Although they may have clubs, they're one of the least studied mammal populations on
the planet.
It's because it's cold.
No one wants to go hang out and watch them.
Yeah, pretty much.
And because it's also extremely dangerous to study polar bears up close and personal.
Yeah, they look cuddly, but they will.
Especially newt.
Yeah.
Remember newt?
Yeah, I got a little bit about newt.
Oh, okay.
Very sad.
But you're going to say they look cute and cuddly, but don't leave us hanging.
Well, you go up to hug one like you want to and you get your face eaten.
Oh, yeah.
If you're lucky, that's all that happens to you.
I saw pictures of a guy who survived a polar bear attack.
Oh, my goodness.
He was messed up.
I guess it was still attached, but three quarters of his scalp was now flip-backable.
There's a hole clear through his Achilles tendon and his ankle.
Wow.
His Achilles tendon was intact and the top of his, the front of his ankle was intact
but in between the two is gone.
That could have been a claw poke or a fang.
Yeah, it could have been like flicking it with its thumb and middle finger.
Very strong.
It's one of nature's cruelest things to make an animal so huggable.
So deadly.
Yeah.
You know, if you hug a polar bear, it's bad news.
Yeah.
It's like one of those black widows that marry and kill.
Right.
Well, that's just my interpretation of polar bears.
You mean the ursus maritimus?
Yeah, and maritimus is a legitimate thing to call it because technically a polar bear
is a sea animal, a sea mammal.
Yeah.
Because they spend most of their time actually on the sea.
That's right.
And in the sea sometimes, as we'll find out.
Right.
Well, I guess we're knee deep in this thing, huh?
Yeah, because you skipped the intro.
So the polar bear, what they think, and I enjoy our animal casts a lot.
Me too.
There's some of my favorite ones.
I just wanted to say that.
Although the polar bear doesn't, despite its huggability, doesn't compete with the
jellyfish or the octopus.
Sure.
But it's up there.
Sure it is.
Because you can hug a jellyfish.
You know, I think-
And an octopus.
That's a great hug.
Yeah.
Because they won't let go.
Or I guess four times is good.
Yeah.
All right, so the polar bear-
Two times is good.
Because the polar bear has four.
No, I mean it has a human hug.
Oh, okay.
So, Jerry even liked that one.
So the polar bear evolved as best as we know a couple of hundred thousand years ago from
the brown bear.
Actually, I saw the scientific consensus is between five million and six hundred thousand
years.
Really?
Yeah, but it might be one of those, you know, how the internet is.
Like I think science magazine used the term scientific consensus.
Oh, wow.
So I was like-
They threw it down.
I think that might be right.
They threw it down the gauntlet.
Yeah.
Well, let's just say, let's go with the scientific consensus.
Okay.
And not our own article on our own website.
Right.
But they did evolve from the brown bear, they think, and one of the ways that they back
this up is by saying polar bear can go have sex with a brown bear and they can make a
baby bear and that bear can actually have babies.
Yeah.
Which means everything jibes.
Do you remember, I think it was our evolution and isolation episode?
Ah, that was a good one.
Where we talked about speciation events.
And we talked about this, how the brown bear just kept ranging further and further north
and as their kind of habitat changed, they actually evolved into a different species,
the polar bear, right?
Yeah, I remember that now.
But I remember a species or a speciation event taking place when the two groups could no
longer reproduce.
That was my memory of it.
But I guess not, because I went back and double checked and I was like, oh, polar bears
are different species, but it can reproduce with brown bears.
And it does make sense because humans in Neanderthals, or Neanderthals, if you're a
pet ant, could reproduce and have fertile offspring and they're definitely two different
species of humans.
Yeah, that's true.
Right?
Yeah, they were.
Well, occasionally people get together and have a few drinks and science is created.
You know?
So there are way more brown bears.
Everyone knows, and we're going to talk a lot about this, that the polar bear, I'm not
sure of the official designation.
I don't think it's officially listed, well, it depends on where you are as the official
listings is threatened or the like.
It depends on the country it's in.
Yeah, but they're not doing great.
There's only about 25,000 polar bears and their habitat is shrinking, literally, physically
shrinking.
Yeah, that's the big problem is that the melting of Arctic sea ice, as we'll see, the Arctic
sea ice is where they live.
They live on ice floating out in the Arctic Ocean and they don't like to be on land.
When they are on land, it's a problem for them.
So the decrease in Arctic sea ice that's going on because of climate change is affecting
them tremendously.
Yeah, and affecting the rest of the ecosystem.
But yeah, definitely, because say like if they get stranded on land, they start hunting
on like for land mammals, which affects the ecosystem and now their competition that's
not normally there for prey, you know, there's all sorts of ripple effects that are coming
out of it.
But one thing I did see is that the polar bears that are really, really far north are
actually benefiting from the melting ice because it's easier for them to hunt now.
Because there is just less area to cover?
It's the ice is thinner so they can hunt more easily on it.
Interesting.
Yeah.
Well, it's a good thing you said north because you're not going to find polar bears at the
south pole where Santa lives.
And penguins.
No wait, Santa lives at the north pole.
North pole with the polar bears.
That's right.
We've all seen the Coca-Cola commercials.
Yeah, but that has penguins in it.
Yeah.
And penguins and polar bears would never meet.
Yeah, that's true.
Except maybe at a zoo.
Yeah, that is true.
They had polar bears at the San Diego Zoo.
There's a polar bear in China, in a mall in China that has a zoo and it is one of the
saddest things I've ever heard of.
I signed a petition last night to free it.
Oh really?
It's named Pizza and it is the Pizza the Polar Bear.
Wow.
It's the saddest.
I think it's billed as the saddest polar bear on the planet.
Oh man.
It's so sad.
Look into it, Chuck.
I'll sign the petition.
Yeah, I guarantee you will.
And you know what?
I bet we could get a lot of people to sign that petition.
We'll see if it matters.
Okay.
Do petitions matter?
Do they make a difference?
I think if they're accompanied with the right media pressure, or like a mafia thug to deliver
the papers.
I got a petition for you.
I highly recommend you read it.
So polar bears do live only in the Northern Hemisphere.
Just 25,000 are in 19 distinct populations in just five countries, including the United
States.
Yeah, that's funny because their habitat is at the top of the world where five countries
basically come together.
Yeah.
Well, Alaska.
Yeah, that's the U.S. part.
Canada, obviously.
I think two-thirds of all polar bears actually live in Canada, even though if you asked them
that they wouldn't be able to tell you.
Russia is another big one.
Norway.
Yeah.
In Greenland?
That is correct.
And it is tough living up there for humans, but not for polar bears.
They love it.
They're well adapted over the years.
Just supposedly if they run for any bit of time, they have to stop and lay down.
Because they'll overheat and they will exhaust themselves.
Yeah, I identified a lot when I was reading this with polar bear.
I kind of like these guys.
They are incredibly well adapted, which is another reason why I think they don't think
it's any less than 600,000 years that they evolved from brown bears.
Right.
It takes a while.
It would take so long for these, they're really different from brown bears.
Brown bears are basically herbivores.
Polar bears are carnivores.
They eat seal blubber.
Brown bears eat berries in the occasional human on accident, maybe.
Like polar bears are like, give me some seals, I want them.
I bet they would eat some berries if someone offered them up for dessert, maybe, but there
are no berries.
Right.
But it would take a lot because they get kind of big and they need a lot of fat to ward
off the cold.
Well, yeah, and they have a lot of it.
They have two layers of fur and then a full blubber layer that's about 4.5 inches thick
of just blubber.
I suppose like 50% of their weight at any given time or when they're fully developed
or nourished is a blubber, well, their own fat.
Since you mentioned the weight, we'll go ahead and throw some stats out.
Adult males, eight or nine feet?
Nine feet.
Yeah.
Apparently, that's the biggest bear.
The polar bear is the biggest of the bears from what I understand.
Not the baronstein bears.
Baronstein.
Adult females, six to eight feet and the males weigh up to 1,300 pounds.
Nine feet tall and 1,300 pounds.
Yes.
That's intimidating.
It is.
You've seen lost?
I haven't.
This article mentioned it though, of course, because it was probably written when these
stats were accurate.
The females can get up to about 700 pounds.
This clause I mentioned about two inches and they live about 20 years.
Yeah.
I was surprised by that.
It's really short.
20 years?
Sure.
I didn't think that was too bad for a bear.
Oh, I thought it was very short.
What did you think?
It's a good bear span for you, lifespan.
Like 40 or 50 years?
Yeah.
That's what I want to see for a bear.
Yeah.
Well, we all do.
Let's be honest.
In 20 years, this is like live, fast, die, young type age.
So their paws, which we mentioned the clause, they have these big, beautiful, fat, round
paws that act like snowshoes and they walk and they spread out when they walk on the
ice and distribute their weight.
In fact, when they're on thin ice, they even spread their arms out wider.
It's very cute.
They have these little papillae on their bottom paws, these little nubs, because ice is slippery,
and the front paws are actually slightly webbed for swimming.
It's amazing.
Yeah.
So like you said, it's a seabare.
It is.
The Maritimus, Ursa Maritimus.
So let's talk about some of its actual habits and the things it does after a break.
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Learning stuff with Joshua and Charles, stuff you should know.
Chuck, you mentioned their fur, right?
Yeah.
So, you know their fur is translucent.
That's right.
It's not actually white.
We talked about that on another episode at some point.
Probably the Evolving Isolation one.
Yeah.
Or maybe Translucent's, or by, or, uh...
Oh, maybe.
Or, uh...
That Butterflies Wings one?
Yeah.
What is...
I can't remember what it's called.
Iridescence.
Iridescence.
That was a really interesting episode, too.
It was.
Um, but yeah, their fur is actually, it's translucent because it's hollow, and it's hollow because
it traps air, and then their body heat can warm the air.
Yeah.
It's kind of like, have you ever camped when it was cold?
Yes.
All you need is one of those little thin blow-up mats because your body heat warms the air
underneath it.
A therm arrest.
Right.
That's a brand name, but sure.
Yeah.
Right.
Okay.
So it's the same thing, but this is their fur that's doing that.
Yeah.
Um, and since it's hollow and translucent, it, uh, actually scatters all colors of light
and creates this white appearance, like a quartz wood or something like that.
Yeah.
It's amazing.
So they're not actually white coated in white fur.
It's all an illusion.
Yeah.
So if you saw a polar bear in New York City, it would be the color of street garbage.
Right.
Like a chameleon.
It's not true.
Street garbage color.
Uh, what color is that?
Well, you know, grayish mustard.
Yeah.
It's like a pizza box and there'll be some recycling and then just some, just New York
apartment detritus.
It's like the colors of the rainbow.
All right.
So the fur is not all over their body.
The parts of their body that don't have this thick insulation and this blubber, the tail
and the muzzle and the ears are, have adapted to be small because it's not as insulated
with that blubber.
So it, um, it requires less energy to heat and it, it has less surface to, to lose heat
from, right?
That's right.
So yeah, these guys are like incredibly well adapted for their environment, which is really
saying something because their environment is about as inhospitable that a mammal is,
you can imagine.
Yes.
Um, they are routinely comfortable and apparently have no heat loss whatsoever at temperatures
of like negative, um, what is it like?
Negative 50 Fahrenheit.
Negative 50.
Yeah.
That's the, like, that's the temperature they're, they're comfortable in.
Um, and they actually, yeah, they experienced no change in body temperature at a temperature
of negative 34 degrees Fahrenheit, which is negative 37 Celsius.
Amazing.
Yeah.
They're just like, it's, they're unaffected by it.
Yeah.
They're that well suited to the environment.
Uh, so we mentioned them walking.
They can walk a great distances up to 30, I'm sorry, 20 miles, 30 kilometers a day, uh,
for days and days in a row and, uh, they've been tracked swimming up to 60 miles, which
is amazing.
Okay.
One other thing.
Yeah.
I saw, um, a Canadian geographic article, which is a thing.
Okay.
Yeah, and they, I guess, this was a 2012 article and they mentioned a recent study.
So probably 2010, 2011, maybe 2012 study found polar bears swimming as a result of climate
change, um, up to 687 kilometers.
Wow.
That's 426 miles.
That's to get from ice to ice.
Yes.
Man, that's sad.
426 miles.
These things are just swimming like, mm-hmm.
Well, I don't think they're supposed to swim that far.
No, definitely not.
You know?
Yeah.
Man, they'll do it.
That's amazing.
And they're doing that to eat that sweet, sweet, seal blubber.
Yeah.
And plus, I mean, the sea ice is their habitat.
This is where they live.
It's where they sleep.
It's, and it's where they hunt most, most importantly.
Yeah.
So, um, they don't, another big difference with the brown bears, they don't hibernate
like, uh, the, your average bear, uh, you like that.
Uh, females sort of semi hibernate when they're kind of pre and post pregnancy, but it's
not true hibernation in like the biological sense.
You want to talk about mating?
Oh.
Sure.
But specifically polar bear mating?
Oh, oh, yeah.
I guess we should.
So, again, they, they are, um, a fairly not closely studied, um, mammal population, right?
So scientists actually aren't entirely sure how female signal to males that they're, um,
ready to reproduce.
Right.
And the reason why is, um, the females don't appear to actually go into any kind of heat.
They have something called induced ovulation, right?
Yes.
Which is once they're mating, they start to ovulate.
Yeah.
Actually the intercourse is what causes the ovulation.
Right.
And not always.
Sometimes it takes several times.
Yeah.
You got to be good.
You got to know what you're doing, right?
Um, and once the, once they actually do, um, make, I guess, sure.
Yeah.
Once the, once the egg is fertilized, the embryo doesn't actually start developing right
away either.
Yeah.
That's super interesting.
It's an eight month gestation, but the first four months, it's just sitting there.
Yeah.
Just the fetus is just like waiting, uh, while the mom eats and eats and eats and prepares
for that long, uh, that long period, as we'll see where, where, you know, she has a little
cub and, uh, yeah, a couple, couple at a time.
Usually twins.
Isn't that cute?
Well, you've seen polar bear cubs, right?
Yeah.
It's pretty adorable.
Twins, Chuck.
They're born blind, without teeth.
They probably make cute little noises.
They're not insulated.
So they need mom.
If polar bear mom dies right away, polar bear cubs will not survive.
Oh yeah.
They're toast.
Zero chance.
Yeah.
Like you said, they're born blind and without teeth.
They have really thin fur, no insulation.
They weigh about a pound in her foot long, which is really tiny for a bear that's going
to grow into 1300 pounds.
Oh yeah.
Um, and yeah, the mom makes a den when she's, um, carrying her, uh, her embryos and starts
to fatten up.
She goes and makes a little winter den, sometimes a snow den, which by the way, you should see
that movie Snowden.
It's good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The documentary or the movie?
Well, both.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Um, and so she'll make a little snow cave, snow den, that kind of thing, um, or use an
actual cave, but for the most part, she's usually just digging out a little space for
herself.
Sure.
Um, she'll give birth and then nurse the cubs for at least their first 20 months.
Yeah.
They have to hang out with mama for a while and drink that milk.
Yeah.
I think maybe, um, a couple of years, maybe up to four years they spend with mom, like
learning to hunt and all that kind of stuff.
Um, but, uh, yeah, she doesn't leave the snow den for like the first, um, several months.
Yeah.
Dad splits after a week.
Right.
He's like, my work here is done.
Um, I might even go get someone else pregnant.
Right.
Uh, they're not, uh, monogamous.
Uh, the women, uh, the women, the females, um, they're lady, lady bears.
Right.
They, uh, they made successfully usually between the age of six and eight years old.
And they only, for a mammal, don't reproduce a lot, which is one of the reasons there's
only 25,000 of them.
They only have about five litters over their lifespan, whereas some mammals, you know,
I mean, they just have litter upon litter every year.
Right.
Of multiple, multiple little cubs.
Yeah.
Which is another reason why, you know, a loss of the, to the polar bear population is, it's
a big deal.
Yeah.
They don't replace, their replacement rate is kind of low.
That's right.
Uh, and there could be, you know, a battle over mating with a female because, um, it's,
you know, it's sparse out there.
It's not the most happened in scene for picking up, uh, it's not a firm bar.
No, it's not a firm bar.
So if that happens, they, they will fight.
They won't kill each other.
Um, yeah.
I thought that was kind of me.
Yeah.
Of course the human and me is like, they know that they're dwindling, so they won't kill
each other.
Right.
Of course it's not true at all.
That's funny because the human and me was like, they, they're like, it's really tough
out here.
So we all got to stick together.
Yeah.
You'd like to think that.
Um, but what they do is they will, uh, they will lower their head, but pin their ears back
and roar.
It's kind of a lot of posturing, um, but there could be like an injury that occurs fighting
over, uh, who to mate with.
Right.
But not to the death.
Yeah.
I'm sure it happens occasionally.
There's probably a jerk bear every now and then, you know, this feels threatened.
Todd.
Yeah.
He's all on steroids.
Uh, but when a death will happen is if anyone messes with those cubs cause mama bear will
take you down like without thinking twice.
Right.
Right.
So the little bears have been brought up by their mom, the twins, chuck and buck.
They are, they have been brought up by their mom and raised to hunt, hunt, hunt.
And, uh, now they know what they're doing.
So if you could drop in on either one of those guys and actually they're, I was really surprised
to hear this, the males will like hang out with one another.
Yeah.
They're not necessarily territorial.
Yeah.
They'll even share a meal occasionally.
Yeah.
They have enough.
Again, that's because they're like, it's tough out here, man.
Yeah.
Come on.
Yeah.
They're like, brother, can you spare a dime?
I've had my hundred pounds of blubber today, right?
Which is literally how much they can eat.
Right.
So, um, when they hunt, they prefer ice, uh, like a, a bit of ice sea ice that they can
sit on.
And actually what they'll do is they look for holes in the ice.
But main prey of the polar bear is the ringed seal.
Yeah.
It's their favorite.
They'll, they'll eat other stuff.
They'll eat just about anything, a whale carcass, a live beluga whale that they can catch,
um, walruses, whatever, but they really go nuts for ringed seals.
Yeah.
Okay.
So, um, ringed seals have a thing where whenever it's, um, the ice is thin enough for them
to dig through and by thin enough, we're talking like six feet.
Yeah.
So, the seal has these, um, basically appendages on its flippers that are sharp.
Yeah.
And they use it to carve holes through the sea ice.
And these are the seals' breathing holes.
And they make about 10 to 15 of them every season, and then they'll keep them like open
throughout the season.
They maintain them.
Yeah.
So they're hunting down there, they're eating their own stuff.
They need to come up for air sometimes.
Well, polar bears stake these things out because they know that a seal has to come up for air
every like five to 10 minutes.
Yeah.
It's like whack-a-mole almost.
Exactly.
Yeah.
And they, it's, well, it's sad in a way, but it's also, uh, it's sad for the seal.
It is.
But it's necessary.
And it's pretty sharp, too.
But it's, it's an amazing waiting game that requires tons of patience.
Yeah.
Like you can watch videos on YouTube of a bear, and this is like a thousand pound bear,
like very gingerly, because, you know, the seal can see what's going on or feel it.
Right.
And they can very quietly walk up to these holes and just wait like a cat almost.
Hours.
Yeah.
Days.
Just waiting and smelling.
They can smell like 20 miles.
Right.
So you can bet they can smell down into that hole.
Sure.
And then there's one slow-mo video of this bear, like leaping up in the air, and the
hole, basically everything but his butt and his hind legs goes down into that water.
Right.
Grab that seal with those claws.
And the seal goes, yeah.
Yeah.
Curse these breathing holes that I need.
Why couldn't I have had gills?
Yeah.
And the bear eats well, like I said, about a hundred pounds in a meal.
And it's also horrific because they're white and the blood from the seal really stands
out against them.
Yeah.
And on the ice and snow, it's like it does.
It looks like a horror movie.
But bears have actually evolved to clean up very, like immediately after eating.
So they'll eat and eat and eat.
Like you said, they'll eat like a hundred pounds of blubber at a time.
And when the hunting's good, they'll just eat the seal's blubber.
Sure.
Right?
And actually, what's interesting is that Omega-3s in that seal blubber actually cut
down on the type of cholesterol that would allow plaque to build up in their arteries.
Oh, wow.
So they can subsist basically on a diet of seal blubber.
Yeah.
You know?
It's amazing.
And after they finish this meal, they're covered in blood, and it's really, again, horrific.
They'll take a bath.
Depending on the time of year, they'll take a bath in the sea itself.
Or they'll take a snow bath, and then they'll take a little nap.
Well, because they need that, like you said, they need that fur to remain translucent and
clean in order to stay warm and dry.
So yeah, they clean up to keep themselves warm, not just because they look like something
out of a West Graven movie.
But also because they have to remain camouflaged, too.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Well, before we take a break, I do want to mention the very funny thing.
If a polar bear does not get that seal in the hole, they can throw a little hissy fit.
And they've been known to pound the ice in frustration.
And I don't think people are putting their stuff on the bear.
They literally, like when they miss the seal, start throwing things around and beating on
the ice because they're angry.
Like imagine waiting at an air hole for two days.
The seal finally comes up and you miss.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, I don't think it's anthropomorphizing either.
Yeah, it's pretty funny.
All right, well, let's take a break, and we'll talk a little bit about their dwindling ice
and numbers after this.
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One thing we did not mention that I think is obvious, but we might as well say it, is
the polar bear, nothing hunts the polar bear.
Right.
They are the king daddies and mamas of their land.
The apex predator.
Yeah, which is a pretty good place to be.
The bad place to be, if you're a polar bear, is where you live and hunt, because like we
said, it's shrinking and it creates a lot of problems.
We mentioned a little bit about the ecosystem, they'll go in there and they'll eat birds
and eggs and things like that when they have to, caribou maybe.
On the shore?
Shoreline?
Yeah, but they're not supposed to be eating that stuff, and they're not supposed to be
encountering humans as often as they are either, which is a problem in some parts of
the world.
Yeah, well there's actually a town in Manitoba called Churchill that's developed a, basically
it's made itself a tourist destination for polar bear tourism, but it's like one of
the few places in the world that's like an established settlement where Westerners can
come and view them.
But even in Churchill, they occasionally have to like shoot the polar bears if they just
won't leave.
Yeah.
And apparently, little PSA here, if you ever encounter a polar bear, do not lay down and
play dead.
That's not what you want to do.
Yeah, is it like regular bears?
You try to make yourself look big?
Look big, make a lot of noise, chase them off.
Actually they'll break out, there's another town in I think Norway that they'll rev their
snowmobiles, they'll get the town helicopter out and try to scare them off like that.
Yeah, that's the one Svalbard which has 2,300 people and 3,000 polar bears.
So they've probably gotten pretty used to vending for themselves.
They have.
For the most part, the bears will leave because from everything I saw, the polar bear in particular
isn't interested in encountering humans.
It's not their thing.
No, it's like almost any wildlife.
They're forced into that situation.
Yeah, if you look at bear attacks though, like a grizzly bear will attack you while
you're just sleeping quietly in a sleeping bag and you're anywhere near it and it comes
into your camp, it'll maul you, you're dead.
If the polar bear, list of polar bear attacks, do not include stuff like that.
It's a polar bear that you've startled or you're very hungry or it's very hungry and
you happen to have meat in your pockets.
Yeah, that was, yeah, in Churchill, Manitoba, their stats, they have had 2 people killed
in 300 years by polar bears.
Yeah, that's a pretty good track record for one of two towns where...
Not bad.
Yeah.
Yeah, because these kids saw a bear and started throwing rocks at it.
Not a good idea.
So the bear was like, all right, jerks, here I come.
And then the second one, a dude had meat in his pocket.
You know?
Yeah.
He was eating at a diner.
He wanted to go box.
Got his meatloaf.
They're like, just put that meatloaf in your pocket and he's like, I guess I will this
one time and the one time, but actually if you do look at the polar bear stats, right?
For attacks.
Fatal attacks by polar bears in the United States and Canada.
And remember, 60% of all polar bears live in Canada.
Yeah.
So this is a substantial amount of polar bears.
There have been eight fatal attacks in the United States and Canada by polar bears since
1972.
Four of those took place in zoos where humans climbed into the enclosure with the polar bear.
I saw this one lady that wanted to swim with them and she jumped in and got bitten on
like the arm and back and was like screaming and they fished her out.
Oh, she survived?
She survived.
Bad idea.
Yeah.
Apparently that's a thing.
There's a dude in Toledo before I was born who was found in the polar bear enclosure
at the Toledo Zoo and they think he was probably on drugs.
And I'm sure he was like, this is going to be great.
I'm going to go hang out with that polar bear.
But think of it, eight people died in the US and Canada since 1972.
Half of them at the zoo.
Only four in the wild.
Yeah.
So that's the real stat.
It does say a lot.
It does.
And you know, we said make yourself look big.
If you don't know what that means, that means the big trick is to, you probably got on
a winter coat if you're living in one of these places.
So just grab the bottom of your winter coat and pull it up over your head with your arms.
And basically, yeah, you just appear like large.
And that's one of the big survival tips for any bear really.
This makes you look bigger and scarier.
Right.
Because bears are, you know, actually polar bears are pretty smart supposedly.
Is that right?
Yeah.
I was about to say they were dumb, but they, they're one of the smarter mammals.
I mean, how so?
Where did you see that?
I was just on a polar bear site.
You know, they were just literally ticking off all the like cognitive abilities.
But I think there's, they're supposed to be much smarter than like your average brown
bear.
Yeah.
Yogi bear.
Yeah.
Yogi is pretty smart.
You can talk.
Where's the tie?
Yeah.
I think he's driven a car before.
You can get inside a picnic basket.
Mm-hmm.
I love that one.
I was a kid.
Did you watch that?
Oh yeah.
Yogi bear.
I liked Yogi bear from like the original series all the way through the weird stuff in like
the 70s.
I don't remember the weird stuff.
Like the Laugh Olympics.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Sure.
All that.
Spinoffs and whatnot.
Yeah.
So Chuck, we've talked about it indirectly a couple of times, but the polar bears habitat
is shrinking tremendously, right?
Yes.
The ice is literally melting.
And like I was saying in that one Canadian geographic article, they were saying that the
bears, the bears in the south are really having trouble.
And there are far more human bear encounters than there normally are.
Because if a bear makes his way to shore and summer strikes and the ice recedes.
They're stuck.
He's stuck.
Yeah.
They have to wait around until winter comes again or late fall and the ice starts to
come back toward shore so they can swim toward it.
Yeah.
Or swim 400 miles.
Right.
Exactly.
So that's creating a problem, especially for the ones that are in the southern range.
But the ones that are in the northern range are enjoying like easier hunting than ever.
Because the ice is thinning out for them.
So the seals can get through it more easily.
So there's more seals.
So there's more hunting up north.
The thing is that's not necessarily sustainable.
Like they may be enjoying like a heyday right now.
But eventually that ice will melt too and well, they'll be goners.
Because a bear can overheat from running, right?
So as the temperatures increase, the bears' actual physical health is in danger, let
alone their habitat shrinking.
So they're not entirely certain what to do.
I looked up hunting polar bears.
And I think that only the Inuit people are allowed to.
No.
Well, you can get, there are certain places in Canada where you can get an exemption.
But it's apparently very rare and controlled.
And very expensive.
Well, inexpensive and supposedly they say is well within the bounds of not harming the
overall population number.
Well again, I'm sorry to keep going back to this well, but that Canadian Geographic
article, I should probably say the name, I think it's called the truth about polar bears.
Totally worth reading.
But it talks a lot about managed hunting programs.
Being a good thing or bad?
They were saying as long as it's done right, basically everybody involved, I think they
even cited the World Wildlife Fund as saying like, yeah, we should probably manage these
populations through hunting with very strict quotas.
But yeah, the Inuits traditionally or the Inuit, and I think the Kree are two groups
that have like virtually unrestricted hunting.
Yeah, like native rights.
But they're apparently trusted to stay within these limits.
Yeah.
And the people that can pay to do it, I think have to be taken in by Inuit guides.
And they actually, the Inuit families are who keeps the bear meat after the rich American.
Yeah, I saw that too.
Kills the bear.
Which is, that's great.
Who cares about the meat?
I just want to kill the bear.
Yeah, I just want the head on my wall.
I founded Jimmy John's.
Isn't that the guy?
Yeah, he's a big game hunter.
Who else?
Who's the other guy?
The dentist?
That killed Leo the lion?
Yeah.
I wonder whatever happened to him.
I bet his dentist practice suffered.
Yeah.
That'd be my guess.
Oh, it definitely did, but I wonder if it rebounded since the initial, since the internet
got bored and moved on to something else?
Yeah, probably so.
I mean, I'm not into any hunting for myself, but I certainly hate big game hunting for
anyone.
You know, I would like to put a call out.
Anytime I've had discussions about hunting or whatever, and I've said, I don't see the
point in our modern world of hunting.
It's always been countered with, well, you know, hunting's a lot more humane than the
factory farming that you're eating the meat from.
And I've never, that's always struck me as a straw argument, strawman argument, but I've
never been able to exactly identify why, or maybe it's not, and that's why I've never
been able to identify why, but it's always confounded me.
Yeah, I don't, I mean, I know that people talk about the populations and control hunting
and all that, being good for the population, which I'm sure that's very valid.
I'm just talking about me personally, like when push came to shove, I like hanging out
in the woods, I like camping, I like shooting guns every now and then at targets, sure.
Shoot up some tin cans, it's fun.
But when push came to shove, I could never like pull the trigger and kill an animal.
I shot a squirrel when I was a kid, and it was just like the worst day of my life.
I think I've told that story, it was awful.
I've got one or two of those under my belt.
Yeah, and you either get into it or you don't, I guess.
And all of my friends hunted growing up, you know, in Georgia, at my church, like every
single one of them, but my dad didn't hunt, so I didn't hunt.
Yeah.
And he didn't take a stand.
He was just, he was into camping and hiking and not shooting animals.
Leaving nothing but footprints.
Yeah, taking nothing but photographs.
Yeah.
It's not take only pictures and polar bear heads, leave only footprints.
Leave only blood in the snow, and leave the polar bear meat behind for the Inuit.
So, Newt.
Oh yeah, Newt.
You got anything else?
No.
Let's finish up with Newt.
Everyone remembers Newt, cutest polar bear ever, in Germany.
And Newt died very sadly, had a seizure and fell into a pool, and they think that he
probably drowned once he fell in.
Right.
I think he had meningitis.
Well, no.
They finally found out what it is.
They couldn't find any kind of pathogen.
And so this doctor, Harold Pruse, for the German Center of Neurodegenerative Disease,
got together with Professor Alex Greenwood at the Leibniz Institute for Zoo and Wildlife
Research, and they said that he had an autoimmune disease they found out, because nothing made
sense about the seizure.
So they really wanted to investigate, not only for Newt's sake, but to see if they could
help other animals.
Right.
And it turns out that Newt is the very first animal domesticated, wild, ever diagnosed
with an anti-NMDA receptor encephalitis.
Oh, that's what it was, encephalitis, not meningitis.
Yeah, which is a non-infectious form of encephalitis, which basically is when your body's own immune
system attacks your brain.
Wow.
Is the very first animal ever recorded to have this, so.
Poor Newt.
Poor Newt, but a big breakthrough to learn this.
That it can happen.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because now they can study it, and Newt was the reason that they can make this progress.
So maybe something good can come from that.
Yeah.
Very sad though.
Sure.
Have a seizure and fall into water and drown.
Yeah.
Ooh.
Got anything else?
Got nothing else.
I do have one other thing that Inuit, speaking of the Inuit, they have obviously a number
of legends about polar bears.
Sure.
One of them is that they're actually shape shifters, human shape shifters.
Once again, they're igloos.
They shed their polar bear skin and turn back into humans.
I like that.
The other is that when Inuit kills a polar bear, they will put out like an offering of
tools, again, with the idea that the polar bears have some sort of, they share an afterlife
with humans, possibly as humans, and that they need these tools in the afterlife.
And the better the spread of tools you give the polar bear, the more likely this polar
bear is to tell other living polar bears, hey, you should let this guy kill you because
he's going to hook you up with some amazing tools afterward.
Nice.
So go ahead and let him take your life.
Very spiritual.
It's pretty cool.
Do they call them Nenook?
Yes.
N-A-N-U-K.
Yeah.
Not O-Okay.
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Hey guys, I'm a 14-year-old fan, actually my 15th birthday is tomorrow, which is now
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I wanted to get it out before then.
I've been listening since last July and I've recently been listening to the older podcast
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I don't think so, Jerry, would they?
No, she takes it right now.
These are directional mics?
These are omnipresental mics.
Well, that means they should pick up Jerry.
Right, but they're not that good.
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Right, that's what they're made for.
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And then to PPS, which is correct, recently came across how squatters work.
You gave an example of renters who moved out, but it invited a house guest who refused to
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I was wondering if you could rent for a month, stop paying and refuse to move out and invoke
squatters rights, would that work?
I'm not planning on trying it, but it invoked my curiosity.
Elias, I don't think that would work because it takes many, many years to, uh, to finally
gain, you know, I mean, you might be able to stay there for a little while, but I don't
think you would be able to stay there for the years it would take to gain, uh, I guess,
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Oh, is that, that's what he's asking.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You, you'd be able to stay there throughout the legal process, but like, I think it's
like 13 years that you have to stay somewhere before you can, okay, but it's years, right?
Yeah.
It takes a long time.
Sure.
And I would imagine at some point a landlord would eventually bring in, uh, Vinny and,
uh, Vinny and Jimmy.
Vinny and Toots.
Yeah.
Vinny and Toots to make sure you leave.
Yeah.
That would be my guess.
The key here, Elias, is to go find yourself an abandoned house that clearly no one wants.
Move in there, spruce the place up and start paying taxes on it.
Don't do that.
But I'm just saying, sure, advice to 15 year old listeners.
Thank you, Elias.
Yeah.
Thanks a lot, Elias.
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