Stuff You Should Know - How Profiling Works
Episode Date: July 28, 2015At its base, criminal profiling is a legitimate investigatory tool. The Supreme Court has drawn a clear line that bans profiling when it includes race. So why do we still do it? Learn more about your... ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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                                        Hey
                                         
                                        And welcome to the podcast I'm Josh Clark. There's Charles W. Chuck Bryant and Jerry which means it's time for listener mail. Oh
                                         
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                                        It's a build your own episode. Yeah, it's a mad libs. Just fill it in. I'm profiling. Yeah styling and profiling
                                         
                                        I'm pretty excited. Are you styling a profile? Well, this is a grab. That's a different thing. This is yeah, okay
                                         
    
                                        I think that has to do with them like
                                         
                                        Photography
                                         
                                        No, I think styling a profile and just means you're live in large. Yeah, you're fashionable and hip. Oh
                                         
                                        Oh, gotcha. Yeah, no, this is different. Yes
                                         
                                        Yeah, and this is a grabster article, which is the mark of quality as we all know it is it's refreshing to see and it is
                                         
                                        We should just say right off the bat
                                         
                                        Profiling is a super divisive topic. Oh, yeah
                                         
                                        There are many ways to look at it and they make sense sometimes on both sides. It's a tough one. Yeah
                                         
    
                                        So that's my caveat. It's divisive. So
                                         
                                        What one thing that grabs her immediately points out is like it not all profiling is
                                         
                                        Profiling like you think of sure there. We're gonna talk about all the different ways. You're right
                                         
                                        There's plenty of accepted forms of profiling. Yeah, and the first one
                                         
                                        Is the standard all points bulletin or be on the lookout? Yeah, that's the kind that no one has a problem with no one
                                         
                                        Does yeah, cuz that you you know what that is
                                         
                                        That's the silver Toyota Tacoma was spotted today and white male in his mid 40s with
                                         
                                        spiky hair and
                                         
    
                                        Sort of chubby with a big gross gray black beard has committed a crime, right?
                                         
                                        He's wearing cargo shorts and flip-flops. Oh, I see you're describing yourself
                                         
                                        profiler
                                         
                                        But you put in there white male. Yeah, and the reason that's what I am the reason why people don't have a problem with this is
                                         
                                        Twofold one a crime has already been committed. Yeah, okay
                                         
                                        I committed a crime. So the police work is finding a perpetrator that has already committed a crime and secondly that profile is
                                         
                                        Based on eyewitness
                                         
                                        Accounts descriptions of the person. That's right. So that profile is being used to
                                         
    
                                        To track down a specific person. It has nothing to do with anybody else. Who's white, right?
                                         
                                        It has nothing to do with anybody else who drives a silver Tacoma. Yeah, it has nothing to do with any of that jazz
                                         
                                        It's just this guy is
                                         
                                        Suspected of having committed this crime. Yeah, and he looks like this. Yeah, you hear you see it on the news every night
                                         
                                        Yes, you know, that's not just cops that use this the news will say the suspect is
                                         
                                        You know wearing a handsome checkered Oxford button down
                                         
                                        Wispy hair, right?
                                         
                                        And white straight teeth exactly so they're describing you. Oh, you think my teeth are nice
                                         
    
                                        I didn't say that I said they were white and straight. That's nice. That's what you're into
                                         
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                                        Yeah, he's the only one who'd be jerky enough to laugh
                                         
                                        At that's that kind of misfortune, you know, I know I'm sorry to bring that up
                                         
                                        I'm just still reeling from that discovery. It stinks. You think you get an implant and it's for life
                                         
                                        Yeah, especially when they tell you a lifetime implant. Yeah, exactly. All right, so
                                         
    
                                        Like you said including descriptions and skin color is not controversial in this case
                                         
                                        No, it's in everybody from the feds to the local police are okay with that
                                         
                                        Yeah, they're all in on it and and not just the police like everybody's like, yeah, this is fine. This makes sense. Sure. Not a thing
                                         
                                        That's right. The next one is psychological profiling
                                         
                                        Yeah, and this is when you don't have a lot of physical evidence or you don't have an eyewitness
                                         
                                        And you're trying to fill in the blanks and make some good guesses Billy blanks based on
                                         
                                        Remember that guy
                                         
                                        Some good guesses based on like the crime scene or just the circumstances of the crime
                                         
    
                                        Yes, again a crime has already taken place and you're trying to figure out who solved it and
                                         
                                        You're taking all that committed it
                                         
                                        You're trying to figure out who's gonna solve it. All right. All right pre cogs
                                         
                                        Which you figure out the same moment when as you do when you figure out who committed it
                                         
                                        It's interesting a mind-bending twice. You've jumped to the end of something. It's so weird. I don't know what that means
                                         
                                        I think you know
                                         
                                        Sometimes they are vague. Oh wait, I hadn't finished my thought. Okay. I didn't mess it up that bad. Let me go back and finish
                                         
                                        all right
                                         
    
                                        Oh, the point is it's drawn from available evidence. Yeah clues clues
                                         
                                        Yeah, that you're bringing together to try to draw them up an idea of who did this. Yeah, right exactly
                                         
                                        Okay, so sometimes it can be vague, but if you watch TV and movies
                                         
                                        It is probably not how it really goes down, but it's super specific when you see it in fiction
                                         
                                        Right, you know, like I think this is a man who was beaten as a child and he probably lives alone
                                         
                                        Or Sherlock Holmes was really good at that kind of thing. It's a good point. Love Sherlock Holmes. Yeah, that's good stuff
                                         
                                        Did you know he was a morphine and cocaine addict? Oh really? Yeah, well, I guess you need both in like the original stories really
                                         
                                        Yeah, oh like it in the books. Mm-hmm. Wow
                                         
    
                                        Not the real guy
                                         
                                        All right, well, I think yeah, you sure you're not just thinking of Robert Downey Jr. Oh, I'm a hundred percent sure
                                         
                                        Okay, I mean I've read the originals. No, it's just any like you know does he shoots morphine in it?
                                         
                                        Yeah, and Watson's not very happy with the whole thing. Oh, is he clean? Yeah, he's straight edge
                                         
                                        No, he's not straight edge, but he doesn't he's not a junkie, you know, right?
                                         
                                        But he didn't care. He was like Watson washed my toes
                                         
                                        It's like in
                                         
                                        Between
                                         
    
                                        All right, moving on to predictive profiling. Well, yeah, this is where it starts to get a little messy
                                         
                                        Yeah, I can get a little controversial even psychological profiling is a little controversial
                                         
                                        I have to say Chuck like it's not a proven tried-and-true thing. It's as much a guessing game as anything else. That's true
                                         
                                        But it's not nearly still as controversial as predictive profiling because now
                                         
                                        you're trying to say
                                         
                                        These people will probably commit a crime right not not not civil rights are at issue big time big time
                                         
                                        Police officers do great work. Ideally. They're not just
                                         
                                        reacting to committed crimes, but they are
                                         
    
                                        Driving around the neighborhood looking for a suspicious person that might be about to commit a crime to prevent crime
                                         
                                        To prevent a crime which is tough to do, you know, right place right time in most cases
                                         
                                        Yeah, and you use the word ideally, right? Ideally, okay. Yes
                                         
                                        So even when this happens is the Supreme Court is roundly sided with police officers
                                         
                                        And they're profiling right for justification. So it's legally speaking. Okay. It's on the books. It's on the books
                                         
                                        So so give an example of the kind of profiling that's okay to be used
                                         
                                        The one in the article is great
                                         
                                        Let's say you're in
                                         
    
                                        South Florida and you're
                                         
                                        You're traveling up I-95 and you're in a it's 4 a.m. And you're in a rented
                                         
                                        Black SUV with tinted windows and you have the spare tire in the backseat removed
                                         
                                        I'm sorry. It's removed from the trunk area. It's in the back seat. It's just sitting in the back seat
                                         
                                        might be
                                         
                                        Might be a drug trafficker, right and the the cop is basing this on something like a profile
                                         
                                        Yeah, but a profile based on previous experiences with other drug dealers in the same area
                                         
                                        Yeah, because that's a really big one right there like one of the things for using profiles successfully is
                                         
    
                                        It has it's it has
                                         
                                        It has to be over a certain period of time and associated with a certain place. So you use Miami
                                         
                                        Yeah, and say Miami in 1985. Okay, right?
                                         
                                        If you saw that person and you would say well
                                         
                                        This is probably a cocaine trafficker based on all the other dealings with cocaine traffickers who who use the same
                                         
                                        Transportation MO yeah, and we should point out the tires removed because you can then hide the drugs where the spare tire went
                                         
                                        Right and then that's why the tires in the backseat. Yes. So these are red flags. Yeah, but if you're like in
                                         
                                        Wyoming in
                                         
    
                                        2015 yeah, and you read an article about how that held true in Miami in 1985
                                         
                                        That is not necessarily a justifiable transference of profiling because it exists in a different time in a different place
                                         
                                        That's right. So like you said this can be a
                                         
                                        This can be high-level policy
                                         
                                        It can be unofficial policy
                                         
                                        It can be just merely experience as a police officer that something you've encountered from time to time and
                                         
                                        basically to determine if this profile
                                         
                                        Justifies a search warrant less search that is in other words
                                         
    
                                        You haven't gone to the judge and as applied for a warrant and had them review it and all that stuff or rubber stamp it
                                         
                                        Which we'll get to
                                         
                                        It's got to stand up in court
                                         
                                        In the end so you got to be careful as a cop you do you have to have what's called an articulable suspicion
                                         
                                        Yes, which was established by a 1968 case
                                         
                                        or Supreme Court ruling Terry versus Ohio and
                                         
                                        The Supreme Court said and this is actually from a Matty Abbey
                                         
                                        Article, it's really really worth reading. Yeah, it's called why Baltimore blew up
                                         
    
                                        It was in Rolling Stone like a month or two ago. Oh, it's a very good article
                                         
                                        But he talks about this Terry case led to what are called Terry stops
                                         
                                        Whereas if a cop has a suspicion that they can put into words meaning it's not just a hunch, right?
                                         
                                        That somebody is is
                                         
                                        Either just committed a crime or going to commit a crime. Yeah that that is
                                         
                                        Probable cause and it's grounds for a search. Yeah, and here's a Ed had a great
                                         
                                        Example here like let's say the cop in court would say this
                                         
                                        The suspect appeared nervous made several contradictory statements and the backseat I saw a shoebox full of
                                         
    
                                        Old film canisters which drug couriers commonly use
                                         
                                        The car smelled like air freshener spray which is used to cover up the smell of drugs
                                         
                                        And I spotted them driving slowly up and down a block that I know is frequented by drug dealers, right?
                                         
                                        That's called good police work in court, right? That's called like a prosecutor's dream cop. Yeah
                                         
                                        And if you if you go back and you notice all of that stuff
                                         
                                        All of these things are based on so a block that he knows to be frequented by drug dealers. Yeah, 35 millimeter canisters
                                         
                                        Maybe he read a police benevolent association newsletter article about that, right? All of this stuff together
                                         
                                        Becomes what's called cumulative similarities and supposedly a Florida highway patrolman named Bob Vogel is the first guy
                                         
    
                                        To put this down on paper
                                         
                                        He was very controversial which is you take all of these different things and put them together
                                         
                                        And you can form a profile. Yeah, and you can use that to pull somebody over, right?
                                         
                                        And then you know eventually search their car if you're a Florida highway patrolman, right? Yes, so
                                         
                                        You've got you've got all of these you have the Terry stops
                                         
                                        Which are used for broken windows policing and just for pulling people over. Yeah
                                         
                                        But they require an articulable suspicion, right?
                                         
                                        But they can be based on what are called cumulative similarities, which is a profile either
                                         
    
                                        Like that your police department is saying be on the lookout for right people driving with
                                         
                                        Their spare tire in the backseat, right?
                                         
                                        At this time of night. Yeah on I-95 right so far
                                         
                                        This has all been upheld by the Supreme Court. That's right, but there is a very very fine line
                                         
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                                        All right, Josh before we took a break you mentioned something called the Constitution
                                         
                                        Mm-hmm
                                         
                                        and there are a couple of amendments that come into play when you're talking about
                                         
                                        search and seizure
                                         
                                        Probable cause profiling sure and there are the fourth and 14th amendments
                                         
                                        The fourth reads in whole the right of the people to be secure in their persons
                                         
                                        Is that JFK? I went into him Winston Churchill. Sure. It's both
                                         
                                        houses papers and effects against unreasonable searches and seizures
                                         
    
                                        Shall not be violated and no warrant shall issue but upon probable cause supported by oath or affirmation and particularly
                                         
                                        Describing the place to be searched and the persons of things to be seized, right?
                                         
                                        So there's some big words in there. That's right big big like money words like
                                         
                                        It's a protection against unreasonable searches and seizures. Yeah, which means as far as the Supreme Court's concerned
                                         
                                        Some cop just can't say
                                         
                                        I'm gonna push you up against the wall and pet you down for no reason whatsoever
                                         
                                        Yeah, or I'm gonna pull you over for no reason and I'm gonna search your car on
                                         
                                        On the side of the road exactly for no reason
                                         
    
                                        Does not happen, right?
                                         
                                        Sure, so that's the fourth amendment, right? Yes, and there's another big term in there
                                         
                                        It's called probable cause like you have to have and if for a lot of people say that that
                                         
                                        1968 Terry versus Ohio ruling is just too broad. Yeah an articulable suspicion like what is that? You know, yeah
                                         
                                        But even still there's there's there has to be some sort of probable cause and a lot of the times as
                                         
                                        We'll see it's just from
                                         
                                        Some something out in plain sight or something like that
                                         
                                        There's a big struggle over what constitutes probable cause
                                         
    
                                        But the point is the fourth amendment says you have to have probable cause or else. It's an unreasonable search. That's right and
                                         
                                        The police officer in most cases has to go get a warrant for like the search of a home or something
                                         
                                        And there's a whole issue of rubber stamping warrants these days, of course that like the judge may not really review
                                         
                                        That is just a formality, right or for anybody who's watched enough law and order episodes
                                         
                                        All you have to do is go I smell pot
                                         
                                        Do you smell pot wink wink and then kick the door in yeah?
                                         
                                        Exactly because that's you can't prove that the cop didn't think he smelled pot exactly now
                                         
                                        There's the threat of perjury of perjuring himself on the stand
                                         
    
                                        But I imagine at least as far as like briscoe and green are concerned
                                         
                                        They're hoping that they're gonna find such gangbusters overwhelming evidence
                                         
                                        Yeah, that everybody's gonna forget about the fake smell of pot, right?
                                         
                                        So there was actually a case which relates to probable cause called the US V
                                         
                                        Soculo that made it all the way to the SCOTUS and
                                         
                                        And did you read about that case? I did it's it was a 1989 well that was when the ruling was right
                                         
                                        Yeah, so what happened was the DEA arrested a guy at the Honolulu Airport
                                         
                                        Found over a thousand grams of cocaine in his carry-on. It was a key. He had a kilo and he paid
                                         
    
                                        They the agents knew all this going into it. This is why they arrested him
                                         
                                        He paid twenty one hundred bucks for round trip tickets with a roll of twenty dollar bills
                                         
                                        He traveled under a name that did not match the name under which his telephone was listed. Okay
                                         
                                        He was originally going to Miami
                                         
                                        In and this is 1980. Yeah, there's a flag at the time
                                         
                                        He only stayed Miami for two days even though a round-trip flight from Honolulu takes 20 hours
                                         
                                        So very quick trip and in other words, he was almost flying as long as he was there right in Miami
                                         
                                        He met up with a man named Tony Montana
                                         
    
                                        apparently he appeared nervous and he did not check his baggage and
                                         
                                        The district court denied
                                         
                                        Motion to suppress the evidence said it was justifiable
                                         
                                        The court of appeals disagreed and overturned that and then eventually it went to the Supreme Court and they said no
                                         
                                        It's okay because they had what was quote a totality of evidence
                                         
                                        So here's the thing though the thing that makes that so groundbreaking and nowadays
                                         
                                        I mean we were raised under so-called right. It seems like this is just the norm
                                         
                                        Yeah, but it was a groundbreaking case of the time because
                                         
    
                                        Nothing none of that it's not against the law to pay your plane ticket with cash
                                         
                                        It's not against the law to not check your bags
                                         
                                        No at the time it wasn't against the law to travel under an assumed name
                                         
                                        Yeah, and I don't think at the time it was against a law to go to Miami just for two days, right exactly
                                         
                                        None of this is against the law. Yeah, and so if you if you just follow the strict interpretation of law up to that point
                                         
                                        Yeah, there was they couldn't bust this guy even though when they busted him
                                         
                                        They found a kilo of coke like they knew they would in his bag. Yeah
                                         
                                        There wasn't enough there and the Supreme Court said, you know what we we think that when you put all that stuff together
                                         
    
                                        There is enough there. Yeah. Now what constitutes that totality?
                                         
                                        Is it two pieces of evidence is right one thing? Sure, you know, how much does it take to profile?
                                         
                                        but what they were saying in so-called was yes the the
                                         
                                        Stuff that you've seen from other proven criminals
                                         
                                        Applied to somebody else who you don't yet fully know as a criminal. Yeah is enough for you to bust them
                                         
                                        Right and see if you're right
                                         
                                        Yeah, again, it's not like kind of groundbreaking. He didn't go straight to jail
                                         
                                        They looked in his bag. Yes, but it's do you have the right to look in the bag is what it comes down?
                                         
    
                                        Yeah, and they were saying that there the Supreme Court's interpretation is this stands up to the fourth amendment
                                         
                                        Yeah, and I imagine the guy went to Miami for two days, right?
                                         
                                        Kiss your civil rights. Goodbye
                                         
                                        So with the 14th amendment it states in part that no state shall make or enforce any law
                                         
                                        Which will abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the US. Oh, I think everybody wants the Kennedy voice again, Chuck
                                         
                                        Oh, okay. I think anytime you read amendments from the Bill of Rights
                                         
                                        You have to do it like that nor shall any state deprive any person of life liberty or property
                                         
                                        Without due process of law nor denied any person within its jurisdiction equal protection of the laws. Yeah
                                         
    
                                        So this one implies you might say well, we've got the fourth. We don't need the 14th 14th says
                                         
                                        Look, man, you can't just bust somebody
                                         
                                        Without this again due process of law and we have a due process of law and what the Supreme Court did with
                                         
                                        Cases like Sokolow and with cases like Terry versus Ohio
                                         
                                        is they said
                                         
                                        Profiling is part of the due process of law. That's right. So
                                         
                                        One thing that had they have gone back to again and again and again and again is that if
                                         
                                        If race is factored in an almost any circumstances
                                         
    
                                        There are circumstances that is where racial profiling is allowed in police work
                                         
                                        But for the most part if you're basing your suspicions of criminal wrongdoing on race
                                         
                                        Largely or in part. Yeah, then
                                         
                                        That is not that runs afoul of the fourth and the 14th amendments and you're not allowed to do that
                                         
                                        Yeah, the Gravster points out that cops unless you are have an APB out on a Hispanic male or a black male
                                         
                                        Right, then you're supposed to be colorblind as a cop
                                         
                                        Exactly
                                         
                                        All right, you're supposed to be supposed to be so, you know
                                         
    
                                        The Eric Garner case the Michael Brown case
                                         
                                        All of these cases where you know black males were basically stopped from either doing a petty offense or
                                         
                                        Or just stopped based on suspicion because they were black in their neighborhood. Yeah
                                         
                                        It prompted the executive branch to release a new set of guidance like an updated set of guidelines. Yeah for
                                         
                                        Racial profiling and they were they basically spelled out examples
                                         
                                        I posted to it on the podcast page for this episode, but they spelled out examples for when that
                                         
                                        When it's appropriate and they said if it's an all-points bulletin for any police. Yeah, yes
                                         
                                        If you're
                                         
    
                                        Traffic area if you're patrolling and looking for
                                         
                                        Criminals and you're basing it on race. Absolutely not allowed, but they said they gave an example where like
                                         
                                        If for example, you are looking for somebody who carried out a hit on a gang leader
                                         
                                        Yeah, and you know, there's this rival gang and this rival gang is probably the ones who carried out this hit
                                         
                                        Mm-hmm, and every member of this rival gang is
                                         
                                        Hispanic yeah that you could use that as part of the profile and searching for your suspect
                                         
                                        It just makes sense in that case right now
                                         
                                        You're not because don't look for the little white lady, right exactly. Yeah, because it's that specific, right?
                                         
    
                                        But you wouldn't cast a dragnet over all Hispanics. It would be Hispanic men related to this gang
                                         
                                        You see what I'm saying? I think the lesson here is get the little all-white lady to do the hit
                                         
                                        It's been done before and you're golden it has been done before
                                         
                                        Which is one of it one of the problems with racial profiling is it's distracting? Yeah, yeah, we'll get to that
                                         
                                        But that's definitely true
                                         
                                        And you know when you watch cops, it's not always like
                                         
                                        Sometimes that I will see on the TV show they will pull over. They'll stop a white kid
                                         
                                        Like suburban white kid that's in a bad neighborhood because they'll be like well, he's he doesn't belong here
                                         
    
                                        Yeah, he's probably buying drugs right because this is a street where people buy drugs
                                         
                                        There's a crack house down there and this guy is from the county
                                         
                                        You know the the white suburban county out in suburbs. Yeah, that's pull him over. It's racial profile
                                         
                                        That's the same same thing but different right well, it's the same thing
                                         
                                        Well, it's the same thing. Yeah, but you know what I mean. Yeah
                                         
                                        Um, all right, so let's talk about probable cause analysis. This is good. There's um
                                         
                                        During a traffic stop. There's there's several things a cop can do and each one requires
                                         
                                        Different kinds of cause in order for it to be legal
                                         
    
                                        Yeah, again
                                         
                                        They aren't supposed to just pull you over for no reason
                                         
                                        They're not supposed to you're supposed to fit some sort of you're either you broke a chain
                                         
                                        You're either you broke a traffic law or you fit a profile that that has been agreed upon is okay
                                         
                                        Yeah, but a cop to pull over for and again, we're not knocking police officers hard work and mostly they do great work
                                         
                                        But a cop can pull someone over for anything and say like when you made that turn
                                         
                                        You swung a little too wide or you hit that yellow line and so I'm suspicious that you're drunk
                                         
                                        Like, you know, right like that you can almost invent a reason to pull someone over in under any circumstances
                                         
    
                                        Right
                                         
                                        So let's just start with that when you pull over a car
                                         
                                        Supposedly to pull someone over legally you need to have witnessed a violation
                                         
                                        Or you can run the plates and see if their car stolen or if there's a warrant out for the owner
                                         
                                        That's a big thing you see on cops all the time
                                         
                                        Yeah and the cop can make a stop as long as they can describe specific factors that fit the profile
                                         
                                        Right car car full of black kids not okay to just pull that car over
                                         
                                        Not for that reason
                                         
    
                                        Right
                                         
                                        But if they say like I saw smoke coming out the windows they were driving erratically and it smelled like pot smoke from the road
                                         
                                        Then that is a reason
                                         
                                        Right
                                         
                                        Number two when you go to question the suspect that's moving things up a notch
                                         
                                        You don't have to get a ticket when you get pulled over you might just get questioned if you seem suspicious
                                         
                                        And they can you know they'll shine that light in the car and they'll look at everything that they can see without actually searching the car
                                         
                                        Yeah
                                         
    
                                        And that's well within their right
                                         
                                        What's called plain view
                                         
                                        Exactly
                                         
                                        So if you have like a bag of pot sitting out on the front seat with you and the cop sees it
                                         
                                        That just opened your entire car and your person up to a search
                                         
                                        Yes and you that means you are super high
                                         
                                        Because now there's probable cause
                                         
                                        But if you have long hair and you have an open half gallon of ice cream next to you
                                         
    
                                        Still not enough might raise suspicions but that still should not be enough to give them probable cause to search your car
                                         
                                        Well I got profiled in Texas
                                         
                                        Me and my best friend Brett many years ago after college did a big out west trip for two months
                                         
                                        And the cop said he didn't he said he pulled us over because I didn't have my seat belt on
                                         
                                        Why he really pulled us over is cause we were two scruffy looking guys with tattoos and beards in a Volkswagen van
                                         
                                        And he searched the van
                                         
                                        He asked if he could and we said he could
                                         
                                        And he searched the van for like an hour on the side of the road
                                         
    
                                        Long story short Chuck did five years
                                         
                                        Five hard ones
                                         
                                        No we didn't get caught with anything and we got away and he basically was mad at us that he wasted his time
                                         
                                        And the last thing he said was get out of Texas
                                         
                                        So
                                         
                                        And I said I'm trying to sir
                                         
                                        But the point is that that cop asked you if he could search your car right
                                         
                                        He did and that if you give consent then you are waiving your fourth amendment rights
                                         
    
                                        But you don't have to give consent
                                         
                                        No
                                         
                                        Not many people know this
                                         
                                        And there's some states that make the cop tell you you are allowed to refuse a search of your car
                                         
                                        But not all states do I've never heard it either
                                         
                                        Instead the cop just says can I search your car in the most intimidating voice possible
                                         
                                        And most people will just fold like a house of cards
                                         
                                        Because they're scared of the cop or whatever even if they do have something in there
                                         
    
                                        They're not going to be like nope you're not allowed to search the car
                                         
                                        So the point where the cop asks if he can search the car is usually in the absence of something that nothing in plain sight
                                         
                                        But also that cop suspicious, suspicions are raised
                                         
                                        He just can't quite prove it so he'll ask you if he can search your car
                                         
                                        If you say no the cop can say well I'm going to detain you temporarily
                                         
                                        Basically I can go, I will wait it out, I can get a warrant, I'm going to search that car
                                         
                                        Right okay if he wants to get a warrant that's different
                                         
                                        Like what he's doing now is trying to do everything he can to search your car without having to go to the trouble of getting a warrant
                                         
    
                                        Without probable cause like seeing a bag of pot in the front seat
                                         
                                        Right
                                         
                                        Time was that they could detain you for up to like 90 minutes while they called the canine unit out
                                         
                                        And the canine unit has been shown to if the canine unit sniffs around your car
                                         
                                        That's not an unreasonable search and if the canine smells something or indicates that there are drugs present
                                         
                                        Then that does provide probable cause for a full search under the fourth amendment right?
                                         
                                        Yeah
                                         
                                        They changed that
                                         
    
                                        Oh really?
                                         
                                        Yeah in April this past April the Supreme Court had a decision that said
                                         
                                        No you really can't make people wait around while the drug dog comes out
                                         
                                        They're like we're not opposed to that but the point of a traffic stop is to promote and encourage traffic safety
                                         
                                        Right
                                         
                                        Not to cast a drug, a drag net for drug couriers
                                         
                                        Yeah
                                         
                                        And you cannot detain people without a reasonable suspicion to wait for the drug dog to come out
                                         
    
                                        If they tell you you can't, you're not allowed to search their car
                                         
                                        That's good I wonder if it had anything to do with
                                         
                                        If you look up online there are ways that cops can make a drug dog signal basically by how they're handling the dog
                                         
                                        Oh I would guess so
                                         
                                        And there's a lot of suspicion and they'll play them side by side like you see this cop's doing it right
                                         
                                        And if you see this cop watch this little thing he does then the dog barks
                                         
                                        And basically there was a lot of speculation that bad cops would use that
                                         
                                        Excuse the dog's tail
                                         
    
                                        Well not that but yeah essentially making the dog signal a false alert just to give them reason
                                         
                                        Well the dog barked so now I can search your car
                                         
                                        Yeah
                                         
                                        Or and maybe it all started because I meant to bring this up a second ago
                                         
                                        Suspicion can be they seem nervous
                                         
                                        Right
                                         
                                        Like everyone's nervous when a cop pulls them over
                                         
                                        Sure
                                         
    
                                        Even if you haven't done anything it's just nerve wracking
                                         
                                        It's like white coat blood pressure
                                         
                                        Like a lot of people's blood pressure is high at the doctor because they're nervous about being at the doctor
                                         
                                        There's someone standing at my window with a gun
                                         
                                        Right
                                         
                                        It's nerve wracking
                                         
                                        Yeah
                                         
                                        So the Supreme Court said no you guys you have to have a reasonable suspicion to detain somebody on the side of the road
                                         
    
                                        That they've committed another crime
                                         
                                        It can't just be I'm pulling you over you have to wait for 90 minutes while the drug dog comes out so I can bust you or try to bust you or whatever
                                         
                                        That was a big deal that they came up with that
                                         
                                        Yeah we didn't in Texas we didn't have the drug dog come out but we were
                                         
                                        I felt like we were on the side of the road for an hour while he dug through that entire van
                                         
                                        Just you could tell he was he really wanted to find something
                                         
                                        Yeah
                                         
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                                        Alright let's open the can of worms my friend
                                         
                                        Racial profiling, it's a big deal in this country
                                         
                                        It's a problem and let's talk about it
                                         
                                        So that is basically a form of predictive profiling where one of if not the only factor is skin color
                                         
                                        Right, let's say that Mexican people are way more prone to sell meth
                                         
    
                                        So let's go hang out at that Hispanic neighborhood
                                         
                                        There's a couple of things wrong with that
                                         
                                        Right
                                         
                                        And that is racial profiling
                                         
                                        Some people actually defend it saying well if you look at prison statistics
                                         
                                        Hispanics are far more likely to be imprisoned for drug crimes than say white people
                                         
                                        So that makes sense right?
                                         
                                        Right
                                         
    
                                        Okay the other side
                                         
                                        I'm not saying right I'm playing along here
                                         
                                        The other side of the coin is that you can use those same statistics to point to the idea that Hispanics and blacks
                                         
                                        Are disproportionately targeted for drug busts than other people
                                         
                                        Right
                                         
                                        And so these same this is an ed points out this is one of the problems with this debate
                                         
                                        Is both sides use the same statistics differently to prove their point
                                         
                                        Yeah another thing he points out is that people that say some people say that it is institutionalized racism in its harassment
                                         
    
                                        Of a minority
                                         
                                        Yeah
                                         
                                        Straight up people who defend against it say cops harass criminals and if those criminals happen to be minorities
                                         
                                        TS that's not our fault
                                         
                                        And I think
                                         
                                        That's just the reality of the world we live in
                                         
                                        Even further there's people who say yes racial profiling is a thing and it's an effective tool of law enforcement
                                         
                                        Sorry welcome to reality
                                         
    
                                        Exactly
                                         
                                        Those people usually have their arguments demolished pretty quickly including by professionals
                                         
                                        I read this interview or well an article about the former chief of police of Palo Alto around San Francisco area
                                         
                                        Yeah
                                         
                                        And he also grew up as an Oakland cop and he was talking about that kind of racial profiling that you were
                                         
                                        They would just sit out in like high crime neighborhoods and pull over anybody white
                                         
                                        Right
                                         
                                        They were doing like that for the same reasons and he was saying it almost never worked
                                         
    
                                        He said that they also would have like long drag nets on stretches of highway
                                         
                                        And they would target Hispanic people and like low riders and he said almost never worked
                                         
                                        And he said that it's ineffective right
                                         
                                        It's also lazy policing because he said the better alternative is to forget who was what color
                                         
                                        But just watch for somebody leaning in a car that's just pulled over under the curb
                                         
                                        Yeah
                                         
                                        Or somebody making furtive movement
                                         
                                        Look for actual crime
                                         
    
                                        Right look for behavior that is actually linked to crime not there's a white person in a black high crime neighborhood
                                         
                                        So therefore they're buying drugs or even worse than that there's a black person who lives in a high crime neighborhood
                                         
                                        Yeah
                                         
                                        They must be a drug dealer
                                         
                                        Right
                                         
                                        Let me go stop and frisk them
                                         
                                        Yeah
                                         
                                        That is just lazy policing it's shorthand policing whereas if you look for actual criminal behaviors
                                         
    
                                        You're going to be far more successful in busting the bad guys
                                         
                                        But even worse than it being like lazy policing and ineffective in a lot of ways
                                         
                                        This guy pointed out like I've seen this in many different places
                                         
                                        If you want to encourage mistrust and animosity toward the police
                                         
                                        Yeah
                                         
                                        Scoop up every member in the community and take them to jail just on the off chance that you might find something that sticks
                                         
                                        Yeah
                                         
                                        If you want to set a town off or any population off do that for a few years and see what happens
                                         
    
                                        Yeah
                                         
                                        That's what we've been seeing time and time again
                                         
                                        Systematic
                                         
                                        Yeah
                                         
                                        Systematic targeting and then a systematic reaction to it
                                         
                                        Absolutely
                                         
                                        And I've mentioned cops a lot if you're out there saying well yeah but on cops every time they pull over that shady black guy in the neighborhood
                                         
                                        He has something on him gets arrested or that white kid in the bad neighborhood
                                         
    
                                        He's there to buy drugs
                                         
                                        It's a TV show that's edited
                                         
                                        Right
                                         
                                        They don't show you the 25 stops where there is no crime because it would not be a fun TV show
                                         
                                        Exactly
                                         
                                        Alright so I think people use that as like dummies use that as proof sometimes
                                         
                                        Like watch cops man
                                         
                                        Every single time
                                         
    
                                        Right
                                         
                                        Like yeah exactly
                                         
                                        Alright like all all meth users are scrawny and white
                                         
                                        So if you see a scrawny white guy
                                         
                                        Meth user
                                         
                                        That's right or marathon runner
                                         
                                        Right
                                         
                                        You know
                                         
    
                                        So obviously there can be rogue cops racist cops that are doing their thing on a singular level or with their partner
                                         
                                        But it becomes a real real problem
                                         
                                        That's a problem
                                         
                                        It becomes a super real problem when it is part of the system
                                         
                                        In which was the case with the New Jersey state troopers in the late 90s
                                         
                                        They did a 10 year study and found out that 80% of all traffic stops were minorities over a 10 year period
                                         
                                        80% and they found that there was a quote macho elitist culture within the state trooper ranks
                                         
                                        In quote
                                         
    
                                        And basically even though they officially said racial profiling isn't right
                                         
                                        There was a system in place where veterans would really coach and teach the younger cops like this is how we're doing it
                                         
                                        Yeah
                                         
                                        And they were basically outed the authorities assigned federal monitors to those troopers
                                         
                                        And evidently by 2006 they had a report suggested they had eliminated that profiling completely
                                         
                                        Yeah
                                         
                                        Which is good if that's the case
                                         
                                        Yeah
                                         
    
                                        You know
                                         
                                        And I'm sure it is
                                         
                                        New Jersey state troopers are intimidating you ever seen those guys?
                                         
                                        No
                                         
                                        They're the ones that look like the military uniforms
                                         
                                        Which is a whole other issue all together
                                         
                                        Well I mean not like M16s but they just had on
                                         
                                        I know what you're talking about
                                         
    
                                        Sure
                                         
                                        Like the dress blues and the boots and all that
                                         
                                        Yep
                                         
                                        It turns out Chuck 22 states have launched that ban racial profiling of motorists
                                         
                                        Which is great until you think that that also means that 28 states don't
                                         
                                        Yeah
                                         
                                        It's kind of weird if you ask me
                                         
                                        Um and I found a study also from Illinois
                                         
    
                                        That found that in Illinois black and Hispanic drivers were two times likelier to be stopped and searched
                                         
                                        Yeah
                                         
                                        But white drivers were two times likelier to have contraband on them
                                         
                                        That weird
                                         
                                        Not only weird it's startling how like it's not effective
                                         
                                        Like it's not leading to stopping crime
                                         
                                        Yeah
                                         
                                        For the point
                                         
    
                                        Well and then another very controversial bout of racial profiling that this country went through
                                         
                                        Came after September 11th
                                         
                                        Of course
                                         
                                        And in the aftermath of that you would remember every month or two
                                         
                                        You'd hear about someone who sometimes seeks who aren't even Arab
                                         
                                        Yeah
                                         
                                        Would get kicked off of like a plane or something like that
                                         
                                        Because they made the pilot nervous just being there
                                         
    
                                        By being crown
                                         
                                        And the USA would like pat down disproportionately more Arab people
                                         
                                        Yeah
                                         
                                        Than white people
                                         
                                        And now supposedly they base it on your behavior rather than your race
                                         
                                        So they're not racial profiling any longer
                                         
                                        Right
                                         
                                        Supposedly
                                         
    
                                        I have to say I haven't heard of one of those cases in a while but it seemed like for a while
                                         
                                        We were hearing about it all the time
                                         
                                        Yeah I think there was a heightened sense of everything back then of course right after 9-11
                                         
                                        But so this guy who used to manage the Bangurian airport in Israel
                                         
                                        Rafael Ron
                                         
                                        He pointed out that that was the exact opposite of what you want to do
                                         
                                        Yeah he said the worst attack in the history of this airport was carried out by Japanese
                                         
                                        Yeah
                                         
    
                                        In the early 70s
                                         
                                        And he said if we're focusing on an ethnic group then we're potentially missing someone that's about to do something bad
                                         
                                        Right which is exactly what happened in 1972 at that airport
                                         
                                        Three members of the Japanese Red Army walked in with machine guns and vialing cases
                                         
                                        And just opened them up and started opening fire on the crowd and killed I think 26 people
                                         
                                        And they were hired by the PLO
                                         
                                        PLO knew that they could never walk into the Israeli airport
                                         
                                        But Japanese people would unnoticed
                                         
    
                                        And so this guy is saying the same thing like if you're really on the lookout for your enemy
                                         
                                        Like again watch for behavior
                                         
                                        Like do actual police work
                                         
                                        Don't just use this lazy shorthand stuff because it's going to tick off this entire population
                                         
                                        And it's going to cause in you to miss the real crime
                                         
                                        Well yeah you've got like it sounds like a movie
                                         
                                        The cops are at the airport and they detain this Arab guy who's late for a business meeting
                                         
                                        And then in the same shot the white dude who was a Timothy McVeigh just walks right behind him with the bomb on his body
                                         
    
                                        You realize you just described the subplot to airplane too
                                         
                                        Did I?
                                         
                                        Yeah
                                         
                                        Remember Sunny Bono had the bomb?
                                         
                                        He's a little mild mannered weasley dude
                                         
                                        Yeah that's right
                                         
                                        And I think he walks through while they're jacking up some like I think PLO dudes
                                         
                                        Maybe that was subconscious
                                         
    
                                        Wow
                                         
                                        So that's a profiling
                                         
                                        Tip of the iceberg I would call that
                                         
                                        Oh sure there's we could do a series of shows on this I'm sure
                                         
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                                        The way I thought of it was whatever love I have from you is extra for me
                                         
                                        Like, I already love myself enough. Do I need you to validate me as a partner?
                                         
                                        Yes, is it required for me to feel good about myself? No
                                         
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