Stuff You Should Know - How Spies Work
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Hey and welcome to the podcast. I'm Josh Clark with me as always is Charles W. Chuck Bryant
in fast motion. Yeah and that makes us the super fast episode of Stuff You Should Know on Spice.
Super fast? It's going to be not short. Oh okay. We're just going to be talking really fast like
this pretty much the whole time. All right, let's hope we can get out of here. Yeah, pick up will
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Chevy Chase. Really? By whom? My dad. Really? Yeah. I don't think my mom liked him either,
but my dad definitely thought he was a jerk. His words. Well he was kind of a jerk.
Yeah, apparently I read this Saturday Night Live biography about like the show. Oh yeah.
It's pretty interesting and they talk about how he was the first one to be able to develop a cocaine
habit because he was the first one to start getting paid and apparently he didn't share. Really? So
that made him a jerk. I guess. I don't think that's why my dad thought he was a jerk. Yeah.
Anyway, all apologies to Mr. Chase if you listen to this. I have always been a big fan. Have you?
Yeah, and I was very saddened when his career kind of faltered and I miss Chevy Chase.
Well okay. He's on TV now though. He's on the TV community, right? Yeah, is that it? He was on
it. I don't know if it still is, but he was. I don't watch the show. Yeah, I don't either.
But no, I hated Fletch. I'm just going to come out and say I hate that movie Fletch. I hate Fletch
2. I hate Fletch 8. I hate all the Fletches. I think it's a stupid movie and I hate Fletch,
but I did like Funny Farm a lot. That's weird that you hated Fletch. I hated Fletch.
Interesting. I still hate Fletch. You can show me Fletch right now. I'd be like,
this is stupid. Turn it off. It's so funny. So Chuck, you know a little bit about Spies. I
believe you had a bit of a story to share with everyone? A little bit. I mean, I was obviously,
Spies' story is a real life Spies are kind of fun. And to me, the best all time story, Spies'
real true life Spies story was the story of Christopher Boyce and Dalton Lee, the Falcon
and the Snowman. Oh yeah. I've never seen that movie of you. Yeah. Is it good? Yeah, really good.
Timothy Hutton and Sean Penn, right? Yeah. Nice. And that is the story of these two guys who,
two youngsters living in Southern California. And Boyce was hired by his father, I think,
as a guard at an aerospace firm called TRW Incorporated. And they, that gave him access to
a lot of CIA documents that were working with the aerospace firm. They were drug dudes. He was
like, Hey, we can raise like make a lot of money selling these secrets to the Soviets down in Mexico
City at their embassy, make money for drugs to run a drug operation. And they did so for like a
year successfully. A year, huh? From 76 to 77 and were caught, of course, and jailed for espionage.
And I had a little trouble for some reason finding out the current status of Lee. I did find out
that Boyce actually escaped from prison in 1980 from Lompoc, was picked up again in 81, I think,
and then was released in 2003 and lives, I think in the San Francisco area. Wow. I've got this
awesome LA Times article that I'm going to read tonight for fun because it didn't have a chance
to read it. Oh, is it like a long read? Yeah, it's one of those like 15 page articles. Nice. His
big interview he did after he got released. But I can't find out what happened to Lee aside from
a rumor that he was eventually released and Sean Penn hired him as his personal assistant. And I
don't know if that's true. Weird. I can't verify that. I understand Sean Penn's like the real deal
when it comes to like, um, combating poverty and Haiti. He's like in there in the trenches every
day. He is. Isn't that crazy? Some people think he's a jerk. I happen to like the guy. Oh, I like
the guy a lot too. Yeah. Um, so Chuck, how did the Falcon and the snowman become spies?
They were working or or, uh, boys was working at an aerospace firm as a night guard and had
access to sensitive documents. So why did he start to make money? Okay. So that's actually
one of the main ways that a spy is recruited. Yeah. There's, um, there's several nice intro
by the way, dude. Thank you. That makes two. Yeah. Times they are changing. Give me your punch card.
Okay. Um, the, uh, there are a few ways for a person to become a spy. Probably the most, um,
straightforward way is to maybe join the army, army intelligence, join the CIA,
ride out of college and basically just join your country's intelligence agency, be trained and then
sent into the field. Sure. Maybe posing as a diplomat or being a diplomat. Yeah. Apparently
the line is very, um, fuzzy between a person who's actually a diplomat and a diplomat who's a spy.
Oh, really? Yeah. It's like one in the same. I mean, they're still performing the same functions.
Yeah. Yeah. They have a job as a diplomat. Yeah. But they're also just spying too. Sure. Um,
and what are they, I guess, what's the basis of spying? Well, they're what they're after,
obviously, and this is the no brainer stuff, but we always have to point it out. Um, they're after
their, any valuable information to give to the country that they're working for, right? Any kind
of it's, it's obviously usually military secrets, although we will talk a little bit later about
corporate spying, which is huge. Yeah. These days. Oh, yeah. Um, but, you know, typically people with
access to these, uh, either offices or high ranking officials. Um, they do have recruiters
that go out and like you said, they'll then go a little money in front of your face.
If they think that a person is someone they can turn. Right. Like, hey, you're not happy with
your own country. We know this. You want to sell them out or we know you really like money and
you're kind of unscrupulous. Do you want to sell them out? Right. Or we know your mother needs
surgery and your government insurance, although the gold standard of healthcare is American
healthcare. It's part of the American system. Therefore, it's not going to really cover the
surgery. So here's some money or mom, the surgery you want a movie made after you about you. Right.
After you're executed, you want to be famous. You want to feel important because you're nobody.
You want to be somebody once you dig up some secrets for us. Right. And that's actually
like a really good, um, recruiting tool or recruiting method is to identify somebody who
has a menial job, some sort of file clerk. Yeah. But has access to really sensitive information.
Exactly. Go in and like you said, pump them up. I mean, I don't think you would actually say
you're a nobody. You would maybe promise the, um, making them a somebody. You have to break
them down before you build them back up. You know, it depends. It depends on what you're
trying to do. Okay. Um, so those are the, oh, did you touch on ideological, um, disillusionment
with your home country? Yeah, a little bit. Just, you know, like communism obviously was a big thing.
Uh, yeah, we covered in McCarthyism. Yeah. Like the Rosenbergs. Sure. They were, uh,
at the very least communist sympathizers who supposedly allegedly spied for the, for the
communists. By the way, did you see that email we got about that? No, we got an email from a guy
in the Air Force that said, uh, there was a great interview with, I can't remember who it was that
basically said the Rosenbergs did have a lot more to do with it than like at first it was like,
oh, they're guilty guilty. Then later on, as we pointed out, they're like, you know, they did
exactly sell the deepest dark hits of secrets and maybe they were made an example of, but then
apparently more recent interview does implicate them a little bit more to the extent that their
family even was like, ooh, it's so weird for McCarthy to be vindicated. Yeah. Um, so you've
got blackmail too is a way of getting people to do what you want. Like we have these photos of you
that you don't want published, right? Like you clearly have a lampshade on your head and now you
have to be a spy for us. Um, and then once you, once you have the person agreeing to spy, oh,
there's also walk-ins too. And I think that might have been voice's deal was an opportunist who was
like, Hey, I want to be a spy. Yeah. Who do I call about that? Exactly. And usually if you're going
to be a spy, um, you identify a country who's probably got the most money or the most desire
for the information you have and then you go to their local embassy. I guess that'd be a good way
to do it. Yeah. You just walk right in. But if you are that country's diplomat slash spies
working at the embassy, you're going to be immediately suspicious of someone like that.
Very true. Apparently the U.S. had a Russian defector. I can't remember. It may have been
the military. Yeah. It may have been the guy who's mentioned. Um, no, Oleg, uh, Pankovsky, Pankovsky.
Yeah. Um, he was a Russian general, I believe, Soviet general, or he was with the KGB. Uh-huh.
And I think he, he was a walk-in. Wow. He made a secret trip to the U.S. And over years and years
and years, like he finally gained the trust of the Americans. He's like, look, this is legitimate
information. This is Cold War stuff? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Well, that was like the height of spydom.
Not quite so. Oh, okay. Yeah. We'll get to that later. I read a recent article that,
that can't wait. Yeah. There's like a lot more going on now than you might believe. All right. So
you have a paid blackmailed, um, or ideologically disenchanted spy. Sure. You trust and you assign
them a person named a controller. Yeah. Harvey Keitel, probably. Yeah. In most cases. Yeah.
Yeah. A controller is the person who, I think they're, they're just like your only contact,
basically, right? Who you're going to be given the information to. Yeah. Or getting information
or instructions from, there's going to be one person you meet. Yeah. You don't want a large,
you don't want your spy to know a lot of people because that's not, they'll be compromised. There's
not a Christmas party. No. You know, they should though. No, they shouldn't. They'd all just
sit around and like look at each other very weirdly. Right. Or they don't make eye contact.
Right. Um, they, the, uh, the reason why they do this is called compartmentalization. Um,
because if the spy is caught, there's only so much information they can give. They're like,
well, I was meeting a Mr. Orange that may or may not be his real name. Right. I never really saw
his face and actually I never met him. It was all handoff stuff, the park bench. Well, you're
talking about, uh, we might as well go ahead and cover that, the drop, the dead drop, the dead drop.
Yeah. You see it in movies. Apparently it's real. You'll, you'll drop something in a public place,
very, uh, nonchalantly and, uh, then send the signal that it's, you know, been dropped to your
controller. Then they will go to the little hidden loose brick and the public park wall
and fish out the microfilm. Yeah. The microfilm, the, uh, micro dot, maybe. Uh, what's, what has
always struck me about spy work or articles on spies and especially the gadgets and technology
they use. Yeah. I always just assumed it's like 20 years out of date. Yeah, me too. Yeah. I was
reading, um, this book called Vail by Robert Woodward, an excellent book about like Reagan's
Secret Wars, really good book. And they're talking about this, this light beam, I guess a laser.
Yeah. That you can point at a window and it measures the vibrations from a conversation,
um, and translates them into audio. So it's an eavesdropping device that they were using in the
early sixties. You're talking about the laser Emax 3500. I am. Well, they have these now. I'm sure
it wouldn't, that there are different ones, but yeah, it's an invisible infrared beam,
hits the window that and records the vibrations, filters out all the gobbledygook. Yeah. And then
amplifies it and records it. It's amazing. And it's been around since the sixties. What do you
think they're doing now? Well, this is the one that's available now. So it's probably just
that's a slicker version. Well, in the article I read too, on modern spy equipment, basically
said just that is it's a lot of the same stuff. It's just faster and smaller and, uh, you know,
digital. What's that one called? This is called the laser Emax 3500. And the cool thing is when
you go to their website, it said as used by David Letterman and Jay Leno and Fox five undercover.
Weird. Yeah. I guess they, I don't know. I guess they've done little bits where they spy on people.
Well, I don't know. Jay Leno spied on a NBC board meeting when they were trying to figure out
whether to go with Letterman or him to really Carson. Yeah, you got to see that movie. No,
I've seen it. I don't remember that though. Yeah. Well, he was just sitting in another room,
like taking notes, like in a closet. Yeah. Right now. Exactly. Okay. Let's get back to it, man.
You have a controller. Your spy is compartmentalized very much before you start doing dead drops
and everything. You don't want to get ahead of yourself because your spy is going to get greased.
You have to first create a cover and support it with the legend. Yeah. Right. So a cover is just
like your secret identity or your false identity. Sure. And then the legend is the backstory around
it. Yeah, it needs to be detailed and thorough. Right. So for example, you are a, if you're into
fishing, I think the article uses. It's good. Good example. Or your let your character is,
your cover is. Right. You're going to have fishing gear. And if you have a, that's part
of the legend, you're going to have fishing. The part, the legend is that you are into fishing,
you're a fly fisherman, big time. So then at your house, your apartment, whatever that's set up for
you, you're going to have fishing equipment. Yeah. And if you're good, it's going to be used
fishing equipment. And it's going to be of a certain quality, depending on whether your cover
is frugal. Sure. Or, you know, kind of spendy or likes, you know, the best of the best. That's
a good point about you. Is that even think about that? Oh, yeah. That'd be like a movie thing,
is the guy sees the fly fishing gear and it's got a tag on it or something and all of a sudden
doom. Right. Or boom. Or both. Yeah. Yeah. The, if you are, say, a Russian accountant posing as
a Russian accountant, you probably should know the ins and outs of Russian tax law. Sure. You
should also probably speak Russian with a Russian accent from the, from the region that you're
supposedly from, that your cover is from. Yeah. You saw no way out, right? Is that the one with
Kevin? What's his face? A customer? Yeah. No, I didn't. Oh, that's a good one. I've heard.
That was like a couple of years ahead of my, I think I was watching disorderly as well. My
family went and saw no way out. I'm not going to ruin that one, actually. I'm a spoiler guy,
usually for movies that are like 15 years old, but I'm going to leave that one to the people
to go see it or to rent it or whatever because it's got a nice little twist. Okay. What else,
Chuck? Oh, this is not a quick thing. No, no, no. If you establish a cover, it takes years to
establish a cover. You're not going to waltz into the Russian, the Russian embassy and say,
hey, I'm just a Russian accountant and where are your documents? This is not a small camera in my
tie. It takes a long time and people go, it's like being an undercover cop. You have to establish
his trust over a period of months and years even. Yeah. And you're going to, in the meantime, be
performing, accounting for as part of your business. You better be good at it. Yeah. Or toast.
Yeah. Or you could go to jail for tax fraud. Wouldn't that be surprising? That would definitely
help your cover though, wouldn't it? Oh, you had to go to prison for the state? Yeah, sure.
You are not going to be memorizing things, although in a pinch, I'm sure they're probably
trained to memorize a certain amount of information. But what you really want to do, and it is like
in the movies, is to make tiny little copies, photocopies or photographs of sensitive documents.
Yeah. And relay those to your controller. And then that ends up on the microfilm, the microdot,
or it could even just, you could make copies if you are like that file clerk who has regular
routine access to that information. Just make copies of it and take it out of there. Yeah.
And they have the little handheld copiers. Have you seen those? Those are cool. Yeah, those are pretty cool.
What you don't want to do is take anything. No, because then somebody might notice that.
Exactly. The documents are missing. Right. But you don't have to listen to us. Your
controller is going to tell you how he or she wants the information. Sure. And there are plenty
of female spies. So we definitely don't mean to say he a lot. But we're dudes. I said he or she.
Yeah. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. I mean Valerie Plain. She was a spy. Yeah. Yeah. Very true.
It's not just on the ground either. It's not just human spies. We've been using satellites for years.
Since 1960, I believe. And the fact of the show for me is that before the digital age,
the satellite would take photographs and I guess develop them and drop them in a bucket in the
ocean. I think it was undeveloped. Oh, was it just the negative? Yeah. It was like the film canister.
Of course it didn't develop it. Yeah. It's like a photo mat up there. Yeah. There's like some
stoner up there. Yeah. He lives inside developing pictures. Oh, you remember the photo mat? Yeah.
What a bygone era that is. Yeah. And those stoners, where are they working now?
They're not at video stores either. Coffee shops. Yeah. I think so. That's where I always see them.
They are the 99%. So they don't obviously have to drop them in the ocean any longer. They can
just relay them digitally and they've actually been doing that since 1970. Yeah. That's pretty cool.
So long before we were taking digital photos, the government and sending them wirelessly. Yeah.
Over radio, I think they did it. Well, that's what wireless is. Yeah. Radio. It's pretty amazing.
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So again, that kind of proves my point though, Chuck. I mean, like, what are we on to now?
I know it's faster, smaller, better. There's got to be some cool stuff that like wasn't around
before though. Well, spy planes back in the day were large like the U2 spy plane and it would
have to fly right over the enemy. These days, of course, we have drones flying them well not
flying themselves, but unmanned drones, right doing the dirty work. All sorts of very dirty,
dirty work. That's right. All of this Chuck is called technological intelligence or tech int.
I'll bet everybody at your work thinks you're a jackass if you call it tech int in the CIA.
Yeah, they're like, it's TI dude. Right, exactly. Or if you want to just really be in on this line,
just T. Just T. So you've got spy planes technically at one point where T satellites,
which now apparently can read a headline on a newspaper. That's crazy. Yeah. Well, you see
Google Earth. Yeah. I mean, my car and my driveway was on it and that was a little creepy. I know.
I had bird poop on the roof. There's like wire taps that whole laser listening listening device.
Letterman is in too. Do you want to talk about some more?
They have seismic equipment to detect nuclear testing. They have underwater sensors to find
things like submarines. Yeah, which is a big deal again in Vale, which by the way, I recommend.
They were talking about how back in the day to eavesdrop on Russian cables like the Soviets
didn't encrypt all of their stuff on certain cables that were transmitted underwater. Oh, yeah.
Especially ones that were close to the motherland, right? Right. So the US would send subs to go and
clamp on to these cables and listen for a few days. Wow. And they were like right off the coast of
the USSR. Holy cow. Really dangerous work. And then they finally made a recorder that they could go
clamp on, drop off, and then leave for like a month or six months or whatever and then come back
and get it. So there's only like two windows where it was really scary rather than several days,
just having to sit there quietly on the bottom of the ocean. Yeah. This isn't new stuff.
That evolution of spy tools article I read was like, have you ever read The Art of War?
What was it? Sun Sue?
Sun Sue, and there are more than a hundred references to spies
and espionage intelligence gathering in The Art of War. I didn't know that. This is very old.
And in the Revolutionary War, they would use invisible ink called J's sympathetic stain
was apparently the best one to use. And they still use or until recently they still used
invisible ink, the transmit messages. It's crazy. You heat up certain things and it'll appear or
hold it under a certain light like lemon juice. Yeah. That's the old little crafty trick.
How to be a spy. It turns like kind of this ugly burnt sienna color.
Does it? Yeah. But also if you look at it, you can be like, oh, it's written in lemon juice.
I can see without even just by moving the paper a little bit. I don't think it's real bona fide
spy stuff. Apparently the Spartans would spy and they had a device called the Skytail.
And it was a long, slender ride which was wrapped with a thin strip of papyrus.
And the message was written on the wrapping and it was passed on to a messenger and apparently
it could only be read if it was rewound around a rod of the same diameter.
So it was sort of like an enigma machine. Yeah. There you go. Let's talk about that.
Okay. Have you read enigma? No. There's a book about this whole thing about the people who
are cracking the code. The Nazis had this very, very clever system of coding or encrypting messages
where they would have what's called an enigma machine, which is kind of like a random typewriter
that would assign a code to a message and it could only be decoded by the same machine,
like a twin machine that would get this message and then turn it back into whatever it was originally
supposed to say. And the British apparently got in on breaking this a place called Benchly or
Blenchly, I think, Park where they had a few of these captured enigma machines and had secretly
cracked the code. I think the Polish even before that discovered it and then shared it with the
Brits who were probably a little further along. Well, maybe not. Well, I think Alan Turing,
who invented the computer essentially, was one of these enigma code breakers. Yeah.
Oh, interesting. Yeah. The information, it was code named Ultra and it was obviously
something they kept on the very down low because you don't want Hitler to know you've
got an enigma machine because then Hitler kills the guy who invented the enigma machine.
I think they got one from a sunken sub that the Germans were like, well,
well, it's on the bottom of the ocean. We'll just leave it there. It'll be okay. And somebody,
somebody in the Allies went and got it. Yeah, it's a pretty cool book, enigma.
Not to check that out. Yeah. What about the number stations? Did you see that?
Yeah. That's pretty cool. So remember we talked about the Yosemite Sam transmission?
Yes. A data burst and then, you know, the whole, I'm going to blow you to smithereens
farm it. Yeah. Yeah. I imagine that that has to be from some sort of numbers station. But
what is it? Well, it's a radio station that the government operates and it broadcasts
on short band frequencies just intermittently. Right. So they'll have a clue, like a song or
an announcement that will mark the beginning or the end of the secret broadcast. And obviously,
they won't say like, you know, and now we will play the secret broadcast. Right.
Some sort of hidden message. And then it'll be just a bunch of a series of numbers that is obviously
a coded message. Right. What's awesome is it's not secret, like any schmo with who's tuned into
the right frequency can hear this broadcast, but he won't be able to make heads or tails of it.
And apparently like this stuff happens all over the world. It's crazy. Yeah. So codes are huge,
though. Right. A secret code. The U.S. isn't like, well, yeah, we're doing this, but it's,
I mean, it's kind of like use your brain. Yes, that's exactly what. Well, the article I read on
the modern spy says basically the Americans and the Russians, while getting along, just have this
sort of implied understanding that we're both still spying. Like let's not get each other. Oh,
yeah, everybody's spying on everybody is those WikiLeaks cables revealed. True. I mean, it's
just, you just want to gather intelligence or information on whatever is the case, you know,
from trade policy to, you know, defense. Any information that you can get gives you an upper
hand and I think everybody does it. Well, since we're there on these days, you're going to find
a lot of spying going on. I think the Washington Post said last year that there are more than
1200 government organizations and close to 2000 private companies that work on programs related
to counterterrorism. That's a huge way that they're spying these days, obviously is terrorist cells.
Homeland security and intelligence in about 10,000 locations all across the US. So these days,
we're spying mainly on terrorist cells, Iran, North Korea and China, obviously. Right. And
it says that the US is the recipient of hundreds of thousands of cyber attacks every day from Beijing.
Basically, they're trying to penetrate our firewalls and seeing what they can get.
And does it work? Well, I hope not. We are also spying on Israel. Sometimes you spy on your buddies
because in 2008, there was an Israeli report that said that we have a long history of spying on Israel
in regards to their secret nuclear program. So even if you're friends with the country,
it doesn't mean you're not keeping tabs. Yeah. Well, that was one of the things about the WikiLeaks
cables is they were a lot of them were about our very close allies and friends. And that was just
very embarrassing. And now Bradley Manning is going to spend the rest of his life in prison
because the State Department was embarrassed. And then corporate spying is huge these days.
Private sector spy firms basically, they said that there is nary a large merger acquisition deal
that goes down these days without a lot of spying going on, a lot of corporate spying.
And the CIA even lets people spies moonlight for corporations to make a little extra scratch.
Is that right? That's what they said. Huh. And they said there's even an entire network of people
who do nothing but trap corporate jets in their flight patterns.
Wow. That crazy. But makes sense. It does make sense because, you know, you go to where the money
is, right? Yeah. Or, you know, I think was it Coke that had the girl that worked there, the lady
sell out. Oh, yeah. Or almost sell out to Pepsi. They're the secret formula. Yep. She approached,
she was a walk-in. That's right. They approached Pepsi with the secret formula for Coke. And Pepsi
told Coke about it. And that lady got in big trouble. Oh, Pepsi came out. Yeah. They said,
yeah, we got our own formula. Yeah. We don't mind being stuck in here. Yeah. They like it.
There's less pressure. So what are you going to do with all this stuff? When you got all this
information, who's going to be looking at it? It's obviously not the spy. Well, that's the thing.
Like if you, you know, you're not just, you don't have one controller with one spy. And that's what
all of your information is. You have all of this information coming in from all these different
sources, whether it's, you know, satellite photos or, you know, human intel. And you have people
called data analysts who are putting it all together. And they write daily briefs or papers
or profiles on say like the newest leader of North Korea, Kim Jong-un. Yeah. And they,
it's basically just like, here's this threat. Here's what you want to know about this person.
And there may be an attack from this group. And it's, it's basically this picture that's
cobbled together like a mosaic of, of creative of data and information. Yeah. Stalin apparently
received information that the Germans were going to turn on the Soviets in World War Two. And he
said, yeah, I don't believe. So he ignored the data and look at what happened. Like a million people
died in St. Petersburg or Stalingrad. So he did not analyze the data to his advantage. No,
apparently also we, you can, you can use this, these data analysts to say, we've got a gap here
that we need to fill in. So go do this. So there's kind of like a, it's a two way street,
as far as data collection and data analysis goes, right? Right. A pretty good example was the purple
code of Japan in World War Two, where, well, we, we had a pretty good idea that Midway Island was
going to be attacked. But we didn't know if we were reading the code for Midway Island correctly,
which is AF. We thought it was, but we weren't sure. Right. So the, I guess, army intelligence
or somebody said, Hey, get Midway to issue a plea for fresh water saying they're low on fresh water.
And they did. And then we intercepted a Japanese transmission saying that AF was low on fresh
water. So we knew the AF was Midway and we knew then that Midway was definitely going to be attacked.
And we won the battle of Midway as a result. USA. USA. Uh, misinformation is, is just as important
as the real information spies spend, you know, from the sounds of this article, just as much time
doling out misinformation as they do collecting the real stuff. Right. Very important part of it.
Yeah. And one good way to do that is to get caught spying double agent. Yeah.
What's a double agent? Well, a double agent is somebody who say is spying an American who's spying
for the Russians. And then the Americans say, wait a minute, this guy's spying for the Russians.
Let's make sure that all of this information that he's access to is altered and wrong and flawed.
And then he'll pass it along to the Russians and he'll be what's called an unwitting double agent.
Right. Or we can go to him directly and be like, we're going to fry you, pal, unless you start
giving fake information to the Russians. And then that person is a witting double agent in that case.
And he'll say, you're no pal of mine. No. Or, Josh, you can be a triple agent or even,
I guess, a quadruple or quintuple agent. It happens. Yeah. To where
the Russians, the Americans nab you and then they turn you into a double agents, but the Russians
know about that. And you're still secretly working for the Russians. And was this the
Grabster that wrote this? He points out that it's gotten so convoluted with the quadruple and up
that sometimes in the end, his history can't even tell what they were. Yeah. Like who the person
was actually, whose side they were on. Yeah. I would imagine that person is probably on their
own side after a while. Yeah. Just trying to not get thrown in the hiscale. Exactly. Or the gulag.
Yeah. I guess we can talk about Operation Fortitude because that's kind of cool. Yeah. This was a
really big misinformation campaign about the invasion of Normandy on D-Day. A very, like,
elaborate one. Well, yeah. It included creating fake troops, fake tanks and troop transports,
fake fuel depots. Like built out of wood. Yeah. And amassing them on the southern coast of England
to make the Nazis think that the invasion of France was going to come from, no, I'm sorry,
the northern coast of England. Right. To make them think it was going to come from the north.
Exactly. And instead of the south where Normandy was. And part of this was a big part of it was
feeding double agents, false information. And there was one guy named Garbo who was a big
player in this whole thing. Code name Garbo. I like that. Yeah. Right. This is like Blazing
Sattles. How so? Well, they built a fake rock ridge at the end with fake townspeople in a fake
rock ridge. And when they came riding into town, they found out it was not real. And then
Cleavon Little was able to prevail. Nice. Well, in this case, the allies prevailed.
Yeah. Sort of like Cleavon Little. Yeah. They even went further than painting a bunch of
fuel depots to look like the real thing. They created a completely fake battalion,
the first U.S. Army group. Yeah. It was led by General Patton, even though it was totally fake.
They had fake radio chatter about this group and the invasion. And on the day of the invasion,
they dropped all sorts of aluminum from planes to reflect radar to make it look like there's a big
movement of an air force across the English Channel. They did the same thing with submarines.
And it looked like there was an invasion coming from the north while there was really one coming
from the south. And it worked, right? Well, yeah. I mean, we took Normandy. That was the first,
like, 15 minutes of saving Private Ryan. Yeah. So I don't know if it worked. I mean, I guess it
worked. Well, not the first 15 minutes. I think you're forgetting about the bookends of that movie
with the old Matt Damon in the cemetery. Right. And then they went to the awesome part. Yeah.
Oh, yeah, you're right. It was like the first five minutes kind of sucked. And then they
was Matt Damon. Yeah, it was him grown up. I just thought it was it was uncanny. He hit the uncanny
valley. Yeah. If it was an actor playing him, or was it Matt Damon and makeup? No, no, no. It was
an actor who looked a lot like an old Matt Damon. Gotcha. Well, he was in the uncanny valley. I'm
not sure he exists. Yeah, you know, here's my advice to filmmakers, to people like the Steven
Spielbergs of the world. Don't don't book into your movie like that. It's always a bad idea.
You think so? Yeah, man, that movie would have kicked so much more. But if it was just started
with the D day invasion and ended how it ended. Okay, like everything from that to
what was the Clint Eastwood bridges of Madison County, terrible bookends on that one. Whenever
you show like the modern day bookends, just don't do it. Just stick to the story. Okay,
we're clever. We don't need Matt Damon, old Matt Damon in a cemetery breaking down.
No, that was a little, a little, that was a little off putting a little heavy handed.
Yeah, it was kind of like suck it up, pal. But who am I? I'm just a podcaster. Steven Spielbergs.
You're definitely not part of the greatest generation. I'll tell you that. No, I'm not.
Do you want to hear a pretty cool story about the D day invasion? Sure.
Um, the day before, no, I'm sorry, the month before the, the invasion of Normandy, the D
day invasion, the turning point of the war. One of the MI five guys was doing the daily telegraph
puzzle. And he started noticing that a lot of the answers were kind of curious. Like for example,
one of the answers was Utah. Another was Omaha. These were code names for the beaches at Normandy
where landing points were going to be for the invasion. Another answer was Mulberry,
which is the name of a floating harbor that was going to be towed across the channel to
accommodate the supply ships. Another was shrapnel. Another was Neptune,
which was the code name for the naval support for the operation. And then they also had the
answer overlord, which was the name for the whole operation for the D day invasion. So
MI five is like, what's going on? Like clearly somebody's feeding information. One of the,
one of the ways of disseminating, like you were saying, getting in touch with your controller
or letting them know that you've done a dead drop is through the newspaper. Yeah. Like a classified
ad or something. Right. And so they went and my five sent some, some guys to go rough up the person
who wrote this crossword and find out what the deal was. He's a 54 year old school teacher
and he had no idea the whole thing was total coincidence. What? The MI five finally, they
were convinced like this guy has no clue what's going on. He is not an agent. They looked into
his background and it was total coincidence. How many words total? There was like six, I think.
Interesting. Big ones. Wow. Isn't that weird? That is really weird. A month before the invasion.
I bet he was, I bet he was, uh, I'll bet that guy was nervous. Yeah. Until they believed him.
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