Stuff You Should Know - How Tabloids Work
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Welcome to Stuff You Should Know from HowStuffWorks.com.
Hey, and welcome to the podcast. I'm Josh Clark. There's Charles W. Chuck Bryant.
And this is Stuff You Should Know. It's podcast. It's audio only. But coming soon,
it will also include smell. Oh, yeah? Smell-o-vision? Not vision, smell-o sound.
Smell it. We'll just call it smell-o-rama. Grumpy people today.
I'm not grumpy. You're grumpy. I'm grumpy. Jerry's grumpy. I'm fine. Y'all were grumping
at each other when I came in here. No, Jerry was mad at me for being mad at her. It doesn't count.
It's just everyone's grumpy. Such a grumpy day. I'm not grumpy. I just had legitimate
grumps. Everyone's grumpy. So, Chuck, I want to tell you about a great American hero.
William Katt? No. Many years ago, in the wilds of, I wish I could remember where he was found,
Mississippi. A little guy known as Batboy was captured. He was caught on a rooftop during
a flood in Mississippi, and the authorities seized him and took him into their care. He became
a ward of the state. That makes sense because Batboys are known to go to higher ground during
flooding. Yeah, and he did. True to form. So, Batboy, at first, he didn't like this captivity,
but eventually he kind of became something of a patriot by volunteering to go search for Osama
Bin Laden and his al-Qaeda operatives in the caves of Afghanistan. The reason Batboy was so good at
it is because he was raised in caves. He's half Bat, half boy, hence his name. Sure. He wasn't able
to find Bin Laden, but he still returned to the U.S. a hero after a long, long flight because he
just flew himself. Of course. And we know of Batboy's exploits thanks to a little newspaper
known as the Weekly World News. Have you heard of this? Two things. I used to subscribe to the
Weekly World News. Did you really? Yeah, for like a year in high school, me and my buddy, Rad, did
because it was fun. Rad Cliff? Radford. And two, I didn't realize that Batboy, they continued his
exploits. I think Batboy sold a lot of papers for them. Well, I knew he did, but I didn't know.
I didn't know they kept it up. That's awesome. I'm glad to know that he was fighting the terrorists.
Yes. Well, he did. He tried to. I don't know if he was successful. At least he
won't equip more than with just a sword. Right. But yeah, so Batboy was a prominent character,
I guess, in the Weekly World News, which also builds itself as the world's only reliable newspaper.
But really? Yeah, that was a little tagline or whatever. Oh, that's great. Yeah. It's not around
anymore in print. Yeah, I think I remember it shutting down and being sort of sad. It's online,
I guess. Yeah. In 2008, it moved to and moved online. Yeah. So really, every aspect of that story
from this outrageous claim that Batboy was captured and sent to Afghanistan to calling itself tongue
and cheek the world's most reliable newspaper to it shutting down and going online because of
massive profit losses after being purchased by this huge conglomerate of tabloid papers,
the Weekly World News is a perfect analogy for the course of tabloids over the last like 20 years
as a whole. Yeah. And we're going to dig into that. I think it's funny. I never because I didn't
know the little tagline, but I guess they figured if we're just going to be making up stories because
the Weekly World News, for those of you who haven't read it, isn't just a tabloid. I mean, it's like
it's it's fan fiction. I mean, it's completely ridiculous. They don't pretend. But that's why
it's funny that they said that the only reliable thing. Yes, they said, well, we might as well
just say that in the thing. Get it? Yes. And one of their apparently one of their editors is quoted
as saying I could only find one source for this quote. So I don't know how true it is could be
made up, which would be kind of like this apropos meta parody of the whole thing. Yeah. But he said
if our if our readers are informed, it's usually by accident. Oh, really? So they're well aware.
That's great. And it isn't an extreme example, but there are there are some aspects of the
Weekly World News that do fit the bill of that of a standard. Oh, yeah, sure. So I mean, let's talk
about it. What is a tabloid? Well, should we start at the beginning or should we just talk about it
a little bit, then do the history? Do you want to do the history first, man? Yeah, let's do the
history first proof positive that we don't practice this. So I did see there was one slight error.
This is an Ed Grabinowski article, which are always great. Yeah. But did you see this other
etymology for the word tabloid with the pill company? No. In the late 1800s, apparently,
Burroughs Welcome and Company was a pharmaceutical company in England. They produced at the time,
like medicines were all like BC powder goodies powder powdered. And he I think was the first one
to make into a pill by compressing the powder. And he called it a tabloid of cocaine. It probably
was. And that that word became to mean anything figuratively that was a small dose of anything.
So the word tabloid actually became came before, I believe about 10 years before the shrunken
newspaper, the physical newspaper shrinking. Well, it still works. It's like the origin of life on
earth comes from another planet. But really, where did the origin of life begin? Right? It doesn't
answer the question. It's the same thing. Like, okay, so maybe that's the origin of the word tabloid.
Yeah. Then it was associated with newspapers. The tabloid paper is printed on a smaller,
more compact version of the normal newspaper newsprint called a broadsheet. Right. Yeah. So
the tabloid is a smaller, more compact version. The broadsheet is longer and wider. Yeah. And then
the tabloid were usually printed on the smaller paper. Hence the word. Yeah. So at first it was a
pill. Right. Then it became the size of the paper. And then later on it just became
the style of the paper. Right. And size, but really the style. But tabloids, as we're explaining them,
are basically like they are also commonly referred to as rags, as gutter publications. Gossip rags.
Yeah. They're gossip sheets, whatever. It's basically it's a slightly shifty, underhanded
newspaper. And tabloids, one of the ways that they exist and always have existed is in comparison to
a quote legitimate newspapers. Yeah. So like originally newspapers that say like the beginning,
the early 19th century, they were extremely stuffy. They were extremely expensive. They were like
six cents per. Yeah. Which is like half a day's pay for the average labor. Really dry, man. If you
ever read these old New York Times articles, it's like they just really just, you know,
they lay out the facts and then say the end. Exactly. Like the AP used to do until a few
years ago. Yeah. The AP always did that. Yeah. It was sort of straight up news. It was like who,
what, when, how, where, and why. The old journalistic pyramid. Exactly. And then like maybe a quote in
there and that was it. And so out of this, I guess, kind of boredom and a need for the working
class to be able to, you know, get their news too. Yeah. Because I couldn't afford it. Came the
predecessors of tabloids called the penny press. Yeah. So they were cheaper and they also did
something different. They, they took stories from just these boring facts, political stories,
business stories, that kind of thing and started working on human interest stories. Yeah. And
they changed the style of writing. Sentences were shorter. Paragraphs were shorter. Injected
a little emotion. Way more emotion. It was, it was designed for that. Like listen to the triumph
of this family over their evil landlord or whatever. Kind of what we see now in mainstream
newspapers. Exactly. Yes. A lot, a lot of our mainstream media owes quite a bit to the evolution
of tabloids. Agreed. And there's actually a point where it kind of spread. Finally, it made a jump.
But you can see throughout the history of tabloids and newspapers, this interplay where
tabloids almost kind of break ground. Yeah. Take a bunch of heat and flak for it. And then newspapers
like latch on to what they're doing after, after it becomes co-opted and normal. Yeah. Behind the,
the guys of, you know, we're the upstanding publication. Exactly. Yeah. It's just disgusting.
Disgusted by it all. Yellow journalism came about in the era of William Randolph Hearst
with his New York Journal, later called the New York Journal American. And he was the first person
in the United States at least, because I think in England, it even started out before us,
but not mistaken. In England? I think they were kind of like the birth of some of the,
the more tabloid style writing. Okay. But in America, William Randolph Hearst did with,
all of a sudden, he started doing some celebrity stuff and some murder and little sensational
gore here and there. And he found that it sold really well up until the depression,
when nothing sold really well. Right. Pick up after the depression, when a very
monumental figure in tabloid history named Genetta, Generoso Pope. Or Jean Pope.
Jean Pope. Junior. He bought a Hearst paper called the New York Enquirer for 75 grand.
Yeah. Changed it to tabloid size. Started printing, you know, you know, stuff that he figured people
like to stare at a car crash. So he was actually inspired literally by seeing people like jockeying
to see the blood in the gore and a car crash and thought, wow, people really are disgusting and
crazy. So I'm going to give them what they want. And he did. You remember the crime scene photography
episode? We talked about Weegee. He and he sold a lot of stuff to Jean Pope. Yeah, I bet.
He printed a lot of his like gory crime scene photos. What's his name? Weegee. That's right.
Lewis Fellig, I think, but he went by W-E-E-G-E-E. Weegee. Interesting. Yeah. So I said it again.
Yeah, I was QA'ing like the executive orders episode. How many times? Like a bunch. You know why?
Because it was super interesting. So he starts selling a lot of papers based on this new style.
And then a guy named Rupert Murdoch, who you may have heard of, saw or proved that you could
actually have pretty wide circulation and began selling news of the world in England,
millions of copies, sex scandals. And then the Pope said, you know what, if he can sell millions
of millions of copies, so can I. Let me change the name to the National Enquirer. Boom. Right.
The National Enquirer was born. But the Enquirer, as we know it, still wasn't born yet.
It was a thing. They were crazy headlines about like interracial sex and lesbianism and like
horrible acts of violence, posthumous violence. There is this one headline about a teen ripping
the head off of a corpse to get at its gold teeth and always with the gory crime scene photos.
It's like the pulp comics we're doing, too. Yeah, very much. It was just very tawdry. I mean,
if the stuff on the Enquirer today is tawdry, this was just like unfathomable. But the reason it's
not is, again, because of Gene Pope. So he had a lot of competition. Not just he, but the whole
industry was facing a big problem and that newsstands were starting to dry up. Yeah, sadly.
So Gene Pope came up with an idea. He's like supermarkets. Everybody goes to supermarkets.
They need to get in there. Now I stand in the line at the checkout stand. Right. But he knew
like there is no way that any respectable supermarket was going to sell his tabloid,
his rag, right? Murderous hair. So he cleaned the thing up. Right. He added way more. He took a
cue from Rupert Murdoch and his News of the World and added way more celebrity stuff, sex
scandals, but nothing tawdry like this stuff he was talking about before. It was just really,
it was more like the senator got caught with somebody or whatever. Right. And there is this
guy named James Walcott. He wrote for Vanity Fair and he wrote this article called U.S.
Confidentialism, the June 2002 issue of Vanity Fair. It was about this and about that transition
going from the crime scene photography to astrology overnight so he could get into supermarkets.
He said the inquirer staff was aghast. It was like asking an experienced team of grave robbers
to take up gardening. So that's pretty much how the inquirer staff took. We got to clean up our
access, start writing about astrology and celebrity sex scandals. And it wasn't even cleaning up
its act that much. It's not like you said we're going to become the New York Times. No. But
that's why they're there. Yeah. That's why when you stand in line at a supermarket checkout line,
it's because in the 1960s, Gene Pope was like, we got to get in the supermarkets.
I think people either read these or they don't. I don't think anyone dabbles in tabloids.
You know what I'm saying? It's kind of like soap operas. Like no one says like,
let me watch a little bit of Days of Our Lives. Like you're either hooked on this stuff or you're
not. I agree with that. But I think a lot of people are guilty of picking up the tabloid and
thumbing through it and then not buying it in the supermarket checkout line. Well, no,
you know what they do now. And of course, we were going to get to this. Might as well bring it up.
They look at People Magazine and Us Weekly because they have nicked from tabloids as well
and become a quote unquote respectable thing to pick up and read. Right. Even now. Come on.
You ever read a People Magazine? I have. It's sort of tabloid-y at times. It is. And actually,
you can thank the star for that. Star used to be a tabloid sheet tabloid. Yeah. And it went over
to the glossy format at some point. I think it was maybe the late 90s. And it married those two
things. Glossy People Magazine format with tabloid. And it was enough of a success that people was
like, well, we've already got the glossy magazine part. Let's just start doing the tabloid thing.
Yeah. I mean, well, people have, I mean, legitimate articles still, but, and they're not like making
stuff up, but they've definitely gone way into the, you know, look at the cellulite on the beach
in Malibu. Yeah. And look at this person and look at that person and who wore it better.
Plastic surgery disasters. Yeah, exactly. Stuff like that. Who wore it better? I know somebody
has been reading People. Yeah. When they have the two ladies with the same dress. It's so mean,
especially when it's like 82 to 18 percent. I know. I know. Especially when it's like, you know,
it's just mean sometimes. Yeah. I'm going to start wearing hockey jerseys and they'll be like,
who wore it better? Kevin Smith or Podcaster Chuck Bryant. People go, I guess Kevin Smith,
because I never heard of this other guy. This is the same guy. It's the same dude anyway.
All right. So that's pretty much the quick history of tabloids. Yeah. Here in the states,
at least England, we keep mentioning England because they're, they're lousy with it.
Well, they're kind of on the leading edge of the decline of tabloids right now.
Oh, the decline. Yeah. Get to that. All right. So before we go on to tabloid stories and how
they get these stories, we should point out that in 1999, the National Enquirer, the Star of the
Globe, the National Examiner and Weekly World News were all purchased by American Media Inc.
Like all, all of those just snapped them all up basically. This is about every big tabloid in
the United States was purchased by this one company. And yeah, they think that's never a good thing
or maybe that's just me being it. Well, that's the funny thing. The title of this sidebar is
they control everything you read. Unless you don't read any of those things. So the AMI actually,
they're the reason the Weekly World News shut down. They were like, okay, this thing's losing
money. AMI posted $160 million loss in 2006 and was facing like a billion dollars in debt.
Until Batboy had to go. Yeah. Batboy was the internet. Yeah. That makes sense. That's where
Batboy belongs. So okay, let's talk about this. What makes a tabloid? It's not just subjective.
I mean, you tabloids like pornography, you know, when you see it, right? It's tough to define.
True. That's not entirely the case. There are some actual discernible distinctions
among tabloids that make a tabloid a tabloid. Agreed. So what are they? Well, Ed points out
here's something really important. The key to a tabloid story is not that it be true,
just that someone has said that it's true. You're right. And they latch onto that person. And as
long as they say, you know, attribute these quotes to this person, then they can't be held accountable.
And that person is frequently cited as an expert. Sure. And close friend. Sure. I mean, if somebody,
it's all the way you present the story. If you're saying, if your whole story is all
about how this person said something, it's not really about the story. The story's still there,
but you're focusing on this person. It's like the rule of the tabloid industry.
It's kind of a trick though, because you're tricking people into thinking you're reading about
a story about Brangelina, when in fact you're reading a story about a former maid
that worked for Brangelina. Right. And what they think is true. Right. Or some crazy person who
has nothing to do with Brangelina who like just maybe saw one of them in a coffee shop. Right.
And like notice they didn't tip or something like that. Bam. There's your story. Also,
like we said, they like to add experts. But the experts are in no way, shape, or form qualified
in a lot of ways. Yeah. They have no credentials. They're not vetted. It's more say like the example
Grabbinaskis is like a Bigfoot enthusiast. Right. If somebody spends a lot of time
searching for Bigfoot, researching Bigfoot, there's no institute out there to qualify them to give
them credentials. But you could reasonably make a case of this person's a Bigfoot expert. Right.
Yeah. The thing is, is like the inquire or the star or the weekly world news is not going to
the trouble of explaining that. They just say Bigfoot expert so and so says that there's a
bunch of these things out and he's seen a bunch and he's an expert. Exactly. My favorite is the
leading quote like they will get the random person who saw Angelina Jolina coffee shop
and they will say, did she look they would say maybe something like, yeah, she looked like
she looked jittery and they would say, did she look strung out and that she had possibly been
up for days without eating? Yeah, she sort of looked like that. And then all of a sudden,
that's the quote. Witnesses say she looked strung out and like she had not eaten for days. Right.
And all they have to do is say, yes. Exactly. Yes. Or like, would you say this? And if the
person says yes, you just said that. Another hallmark of tabloids is making a huge deal
out of something I guess other newspapers would consider small, right? Backpage stuff. Yeah.
And like actually looking through other newspapers find some quasi interesting story and then blowing
it up into possibly a front page feature just by getting into this story and really interviewing
a lot of people involved and then maybe throwing an expert or something like that and just basically
making a lot a lot of hay out of something very kind of negligible. Yeah.
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think about that? It takes it from being about the story, right? Like a man saved a goat from a
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Celebrity news is obviously one of the biggest
parts of tabloids these days, at least. And they, the writers have informants,
all kinds of informants from security people who had worked for them or who work at venues
where they might have been, hairstylists, nail salon people, like anyone that can dish up dirt,
and they get in the rotation. And I remember we shot, you ever heard of Janet Charlton?
No. You might recognize her. She was a gossip columnist and think did stuff for TV,
like entertainment tonight. But that's how she made her living. And she was like one of the
more famous ones. And we shot a commercial at her house one time in LA. And she was there hanging
out. And I was like, you got to tell me some stories. And of course she just loved that kind
of thing. And she would just sit down and regale us with stories about Michael Douglas and his
secret sex addiction. And she always said like, well, you know, my sources tell me. And she had
a list, a Rolodex of people on the bankroll that she would pay, you know, a few bucks if it was
not a big deal to a lot of money, if it was a big celebrity with big news. Right. And it's,
that's pretty much standard, like you were saying. There's this guy named Paul McMullen,
who wrote for I think News of the World. And you know, Denyl Elliot, he was, he was Indian Jones's
sidekick. Yeah, I remember his name, but the older British guy. Yeah, yeah. Okay. He was this
huge star in Great Britain. And he had a very, very beloved to the end of daughter who's addicted
to heroin. And after he died, she took like a big turn for the worst. And this cop tipped off,
I think another person who in turn tipped off Paul McMullen, but the cop got a few hundred
pounds for it. That this girl was like, she's kind of a prostitute. She's so much of a heroin addict.
So whatever you want to do with that, Paul McMullen, Paul McMullen goes and like offers to pay this
this lady like drug money for sex or whatever. And she agrees. And like all of a sudden, he
starts reporting on it. Wow. It's got photos and everything. Well, she ended up killing herself.
Oh my God. And he now says like, you know, I take responsibility for that, which is meaningless.
Sure. But um, yeah, he, the, it all started with a cop knowing about this and then tipping off
the reporters. That's so sad. It is. But cops are not immune to this kind of thing too.
Believe it or not. Josh, another way they'll get their information is from the celebrities themselves.
Um, from what I've gathered, you're either, you fall into three categories. You either fight,
fight, fight the tabloids. You either are lucky enough and are smart enough to kind of be low
profile and you're not really a subject of tabloids. There's a lot of big stars. You've never seen
the tabloids. Harrison Ford. Yeah. Uh, or number three is you play ball a little bit. Right. Which
means, you know what? I'll give you a little information here and there. I'll leak out some
stuff here and there. If you play nice with me, I'll play ball with you. Maybe I'll let you know
like what restaurant I'll be coming out of one night. Yeah. You can photograph me,
give you your little time and um, sometimes the movie studios will leak stuff to get,
get up a little press. Yeah. They did that a lot, a lot back in the day, but it still goes on.
Yeah. It's like a symbiotic relationship between the person who needs their star to maintain
this, its position through things like just basically you're a star because the public
is aware of you. Yeah. No such thing as bad press. Like you might be in there for your
cellulite, but what if someone picks up the magazine and they're like, oh, I wonder whatever
happened to her. I thought she was dead and all of a sudden they're like, she's not dead. She just
has cellulite. How sad. But at the same time, I feel better about myself. Exactly. Um, so
I guess one of the ways that you stay in the tabloids is through having your picture made.
As we say here in the south, a group of people known collectively as paparazzi. Yeah. And they
actually, I found out, are named after a paparazzo photographer. You didn't know that? Named
paparazzo with a capital P. He was a character in Fellini. Fellini's La Dolce Vita. That's right.
Movie. And apparently they were already extant, but they got their name through this character.
But even then they weren't crazy. It wasn't until the 70s. Right. Again, thanks to Gene Pope,
um, that they really became the kind of reckless, relentless nuisances that we have today. And it
was all because Gene Pope was obsessed with Giacchio and Aristotle and he would pay so much money
for anything on them that people that the photographers were like just really, really
became aggressive and assertive because of it. And they're way worse in Europe because of Gene
Pope and because they initially started doing this stuff in Greece and in Europe. Right. And
that still is connected to this day to the death of Diana, Princess of Wales. They were supposedly,
well, the driver had been drinking, but they were supposedly being chased by paparazzi. On
motorcycles. Yeah. Very sad. But that's all Generoso Pope Jr. I'll bet that guy wore huge
glass, thick ones like Robert De Niro at the end of Cassino. That's great. Supposedly Fellini,
too, I dug this up, took the word from an Italian word that described the buzzing sound of a mosquito
that's unverified. But he said in an interview in Time Magazine in the 70s that he's like,
yeah, I always just associate it with something buzzing around you and in your way. Yeah. Well,
that's paparazzi. And there's that movie, too. Paparazzi. Is that what it was called from 2004?
Yeah, where the dude, what's his face goes back and beats up Cole Hauser. Yeah. Did you see it?
No, I ran across it on IMDB today. It's not bad at all. It's also, it could very easily be based
on the life of Alec Baldwin. Yeah, sure. Or Sean Penn. Yeah. Yeah. Because there's, I think
the categories you were describing, the people who are just so big that they can't keep a low
profile, but they also don't want or need that the tabloids on them. But I've also very much
gotten the impression it's like, there's a lot of people out there who feed it to them who want it,
who crave it. And I can't feel bad for those people at all. Yeah, it's a tough thing. Because
there are people, plenty of people out there who are big stars, but you never see anything about
them in the tabloids. It's because they just stay out of it. They stay away from it, you know?
Yeah, I'm trying to think of one. I mean, there's so many that's probably why I can't think of it.
But Harrison Ford is a good example, I guess. Yeah. Except when he started dating Calista
Flockhart, they were in the tabloids a lot. But I also suspect most of that stuff was all very
pleasant, like hand-holding things. Yeah, but she was in the tabloids a lot because of her weight.
So that fed into that. Yeah. You know, like maybe she'll be happy and eat again now that she has
Harrison Ford. Right. You know? Yeah, he's just like, eat this. Eat that, too. Here, eat this.
All right, let's talk about the law. Yeah. Because this was really interesting,
I thought. Because the first thing you think of is... Wait, the rest of it was not interesting at
all. No, I thought this was super interesting, though. Because the first thing I think of is,
why aren't these people suing every day, suing these tabloids? Some try. Some do. Some have
been successful. For a while, for the early tabloids, ones like Confidential, I think,
was one of the early tabloids. Yeah. Like the Tatler. Whatever stupid name about
not about airing dirty laundry. That was the name of some pulp tabloid in the 50s and 60s.
Dirty laundry was probably one of them. I'll bet. And they got away with that stuff because,
well, for two reasons. This guy wrote... Bill Sloan. Yeah, he wrote, I watched a
Wild Hog Eat My Baby, which is pretty much this definitive history of the tabloids. And he's got
his Bonafides because he was an editor for the National Enquirer. And he said, there's two
reasons in the 50s and 60s. One, if you were a legitimate star, these things were so in the gutter
that the stoop to suing them was problematic in one. It was the attention that lawsuit would
attract because the regular press was going to start talking about it. It would make you look
as bad as... Well, it would draw a lot more attention to the original story. And the second
thing is, even if you won, that publisher doesn't have the money to pay you. Yeah, good luck.
Then Gene Pope, once again, changes everything. Gene Pope and Rupert Murdoch. All of a sudden,
these things have enormous circulation. I think Gene Pope took the Enquirer from like
15,000 or 100,000 to 5 million at its peak in the 80s. So, suddenly, they did have deep pockets
and things changed. And Carol Burnett kind of still to this day stands as like a bellwether
for the celebrities versus the tabloids, as far as the law goes. Yeah, she sued and after a 1976
article said, and I have to read this quote. It's pretty good. At a Washington restaurant,
a boisterous Carol Burnett had a loud argument with another diner, Henry Kissinger. She traipsed
around the place offering everyone a bite of her dessert and they didn't put her dessert in quotes
I would have. Carol really raised eyebrows when she accidentally knocked a glass of wine over one
diner and started giggling instead of apologizing. So, they basically said she was blitzed at this
restaurant and she sued... And Kissinger was there as well. Yeah. He's a big fan, probably. Yeah.
And she sued and won $1.6 million, which was, and we'll find out here in a second, this is one
of the hallmarks of their litigation, settled out of court for much, much less, very quietly.
She got a big settlement because in 1981, $1.6 million is like $100 billion today, I think.
And then it was reduced by an appeals court, which is usually step two in these kind of suits.
Yeah, like $200 grand. Yeah. And then it was settled out of court, so I would imagine for even
less than that. Yeah. But it was still a big deal. It was the first time, really, that like a major
star was able to win a defamation lawsuit against a tabloid. But it was one of the... I don't want
to say it was one of the only times. It was one of the very few times, especially if you are going
on the premise of all the people who want to sue the tabloids and don't actually bring a suit.
All right. Because things have changed now. Yeah. Now the tabloids have these reputations
for being extremely fearsome litigators. Yeah. Where like if you want to sue them,
you thought that story that ticked you off was bad. Yeah. They're going to get
anything they can, and they're going to do it through the court. So like when Aretha Franklin,
or no. Oh, Elizabeth Taylor. Yes. When she tried to sue, I think the inquirer,
or when she did sue the inquirer, the inquirer's lawyers tried to subpoena all of her medical
records for the past 30 years. So they go after everything. They try to drag your life into the
spotlight to make it like really not worth your while to sue them. Yes. The celebrity attorney
that was interviewed for this awesome New York Times article, Vincent Cieffo. Yeah. Everyone's
Italian. Everybody is Italian. Said that it's basically, he calls it the scorpion defense,
which is you don't attack a scorpion because you will get stung. Aside from.
Not the most complex analogy. I like it. No. It's pretty straightforward, I guess.
Do they need to be complex? But you can call it, that's the snake analogy. That's the spider
analogy. That's the two-year-old analogy. Oh, like don't mess with the two-year-old. You'll get
thrown up on or bitten pooped on. Yeah. We'll get poop on. That's what they should use because
the scorpion can only do one thing. Two-year-old can humiliate you in a number of ways. Have you
ever heard, so there's this whole thing that like scorpions commit suicide if you set them on fire
by stinging themselves? Really? And apparently there's a lot of like YouTube videos out there,
people like doing this with scorpions like setting them on fire and then the scorpion will like jump
about and like sting itself and eventually die. Well, I'll be trying to put the fire out. They found
that this, they found that scorpions are almost entirely immune to their own venom and that really
all this is just a reaction of being burned alive. They're like trying to like they're flailing about
and one of the flails is like they're stingers moving and sometimes it stings itself. So it
appears to dumb kids who set scorpions on fire that scorpions committing suicide. Terrible.
Isn't that awful? That's a great tangent, though. Thanks, man. All right. Don't burn animals or
insects of any kind, kids. It's just mean. That's exactly what it means. You're setting yourself
up for being a sociopath later in life. Also legally speaking with tabloids, you have to prove
malice. Yeah, that's the big one. Not only that what they printed was false, but that they knowingly
printed information they knew was false. Yeah, because it's got to be libelous. It can't just
be maliciously libelous. They just printed a rumor about me that wasn't true. It's got to
have malice behind it. Libel is printed. Slander is stated with your mouth. Those are the two
differences. Or I guess you could blink it out with your eyes. That's true. So basically the
scorpion defense and then the delays. The first thing they're going to do is start filing motions
to delay, to delay, to delay. Make you spend a lot of money. A lot of money. And if you think
about it, there's nothing to really gain here necessarily. It's your reputation. So a star
who has a bunch of money says, I have a bunch of money and I'm really mad at these guys and I want
to teach them a lesson. So I'm going to sue them. And basically the first tactic is the
tabloids try to make it not worth your while. That you'll drop it because you don't really need this
money. You're looking for a judgment and hopefully you'll get bored. Well, and the tabloids don't
care. Even if they drag this thing out and print a retraction six months later, no one remembers,
no one reads retractions or cares about retractions. Well, six months later, that's a well put because
apparently part of the judgment of some of these in successful suits is that you can't write about
the star for a set amount of time. Yeah, they'll like cut a deal sometimes and say,
you know what? I'll drop the lawsuit. Just give me a break for the next year. Right. And then they
put on their calendar Tom Cruz one year from now set reminder to start effing with him again.
And another way that tabloids stay out of court is most of their articles are read screened by an
attorney or attorneys they have on retainer. So each article it's printed kind of comes with this
this implicit stamp of approval from a legal expert who is saying like sure you you really don't
have a case if you want to sue against this. Yeah, they want to they want to walk right up to the line
of libel and stop there. And they're pretty good at it. You're an eight on it. And then you're an
eight on it. And I imagine the writers are really good at it. And then as backup, they have their
own attorneys that are even better at it. And so they're like, Yep, this is not libelist. Prove it.
Right. And spend half a million dollars trying to prove this. And some people do. Like Aretha
Franklin, I think settled Tom Cruz, Schwarzenegger, Katie, Kate Cruz. Yeah, just in March and one.
Did she win? Because Katie Holmes just filed in March. She star 50 million. She settled for a
donation to her charity. Nice. Unless she has done it twice. She did it just this past March. She
filed suit against them for this one cover about the drugs like bags under her eyes. And they're
like Katie's drug problem. Why she won't leave Tom, all this. And also, the article kind of goes
after Scientology. And the mistake. Well, based on that list, Nicole Kidman, Tom Cruz, Katie Holmes,
it makes you wonder like, I wonder how how much Scientology encourages Travolta suing for defamation
in articles that also include, you know, stuff against Scientology. Yeah, because Travolta just
had the big row with his little supposed Todry affairs here in Georgia. Right. And then I guess
another homework that's not really in it's not really in the article, but I think you can make a
pretty strong case is that sometimes a lot of times the tabloid gets things right. Yeah. But the
way that they do it often is very much unethical and immoral as far as the standards of the press
is concerned. And that's what Rupert, what's been going on with Rupert Murdoch, like parliament,
like a parliamentary panel basically said, you're not fit to run news corps any longer,
because this scandal is so huge with the phone hacking scandal. Oh, yeah. Where I can't remember
what episode we talked about it in, but there was the girl who was kidnapped and like the news of
the world writers were hacking into her voicemail and then deleting them. The police thought she
was still alive and it was possibly affecting the course of the investigation. They identified
4,000 celebrities, athletes, politicians, people of note, whose emails were hacked,
4,000, and then another thousand that had likely been hacked. Some people have already sued in
one like Sienna Miller, Steve Kogan of 24-hour party people, and Tristan Shandy. Some people have
already won, but for the most part, these people aren't going to get any damages awarded. It's
basically just no news of the world shut down now. But it was out of hand. And now they're
showing that they were also hacking email, which Great Britain has this computer theft
law now, which makes email hacking way worse than phone hacking. So if that opens up to be a big
thing, there's people are actually going to start doing time for it. Good. Yeah. That's what I say.
But like I was saying, sometimes they get things right. They do. Over the years, we'll mention a
few. O.J. Simpson case, the National Inquirer, and it seems like it's generally the inquirer
that sort of scoops the legit ones. It's never like the star. Yes. You know. So the National
Inquirer scooped in the O.J. trial the story about his shoes, the Bruno Mollies. Yeah. They
scooped the story of the dealer that sold him a knife similar to the murder weapon. Yep. I guess
they're knife dealers. The way they scooped the shoe story. Remember, they're bloody footprints?
I thought this was awesome. They really went to town because there was a Bruno Mollie
bloody footprint at the scene. And O.J. Simpson said, I don't know. I've never owned a pair of
shoes like that. A picture? They went back and found footage of him from like 1993 wearing them
on the field like reporting. Yeah. Yeah. And proved that yes, indeed, he did have those shoes.
And he's like, Oh, those shoes. Right. Yeah. Bill Cosby's kid, Ennis, remember when he was killed?
Yeah. That's the inquirer offered $100,000 reward for information. And that actually led to somebody
coming forward and giving the information that led to the capturing of the killer. That's right.
Jesse Jackson's illegitimate child. Yeah. In 2001, he came out and was like, Yeah,
I guess he found out. It's true. Yes. Gary Hart, when he was running for president in 1988.
I remember this well. He was on the monkey business down in Miami with what was his name?
Donna Rice. Yeah. It's a funny photo when you look at it now. I haven't seen it, I don't think.
She's just like sitting on his lap and he's just got a big grin on his face and he's got a t-shirt
says Monkey Shines Grew. Yeah. It was all over the place at the time. But he dropped out of the
race. It was because of this picture in the inquirer. They scooped everybody on it. And
then Rush Limbaugh. Yeah. My favorite drug addict that was exposed, Rush Limbaugh. Yeah.
I remember he was buying oxycontin from his maid. Lots. It was on like how many pills a day?
He bought, I don't know how many a day, but he bought apparently 30,000 pills from her.
I think he was on like some ungodly amount, like 20 or 60 or 80 pills a day.
Hey, just so I remember hearing is like how is he alive or even not a standing up? Yeah. Yeah,
but that was the inquirer that did that. But again, so there could be a could have come from a tip.
Right? Yeah. It could have come from the maid. Yeah. They could have gotten this information
from wiretapping from whatever. It doesn't mean it's wrong, but just one of the hallmarks of
a tabloid is that they'll follow sometimes looser ethics than maybe again, a New York Times reporter.
So tabloids today, Josh, like you mentioned, at the peak, the National Inquirer was selling
about 5 million copies in circulation. Now all of the leading ones in the United States combined
sell about 5.4 million. So they've really gone down. And one of the reasons why is because
they were so successful that mainstream media became much more tabloid. Yeah. And tabloids became much
less, much less different. They will make the field of competition increased. Yeah. And basically,
everyone was kind of doing similar stuff now. And they had pointed out the article during the
Lewinsky trial sales went down because stuff you're seeing on CNN and was just as salacious
as anything you would read in the star. And again, it's like the mainstream media kind of
took a cue from tabloids as they have so many other times. I think they were so pissed off about
that. What? With the Clinton thing, they were probably just like, let's make up some stuff.
Let's like, what if he used a cigar and they were like, no. Well, that was the crazy stuff about.
Yeah, exactly. It was all true. Yeah. With Clinton. Man, that was nuts. Looking back. Yeah.
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