Stuff You Should Know - How the Panama Canal Works
Episode Date: April 2, 2013It's on more than one list of the Seven Wonders of the World and for good reason - the Panama Canal is one of the great feats of engineering ever undertaken. First conceived of in the 1580s and finall...y completed in 1914, the canal has a fascinating history (including a stint where it was considered U.S. soil). Learn all about it on this episode. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Hey and welcome to the podcast. I'm Josh Clark. With me is always is Charles W. Chuck Bryant
and that's Stuff You Should Know, the podcast. The two of us together with a couple of mics.
Our voices. You know what I've been singing all day of course.
Over and over. And I just whistled it and Jerry was like, you know I got that stuck in my head.
Yeah. When we were growing up my sister was singing it and I realized that she was singing
Turn and Run. Like what, what? She's like that song, that Van Halen song. Like don't be an idiot.
She thought that's what they were saying? Yeah. That's so interesting because there's so many
misinterpreted song lyrics famously over the years but I never have heard Panama as being one of them.
Yeah. Especially since the song is named Panama. Yeah. You know.
Parentheses Turn and Run. Maybe they were talking about the people who were working on the
early French effort to build a canal in Panama. Yeah. Boy that didn't go over so well. We'll get to
that. Oh okay. Spoiler. The French didn't build the Panama canal. I thought we were going to get
to it right now. No? All right. Do you want to talk about the Degama? The Balboa? Which one?
Which one is George Costanz's favorite explorer? Was it Degama or Balboa? Oh man. It was one of
the two. I think Degama. Was it? Yeah, I think so. Okay. That was a funny conversation though.
So yeah, Balboa back in the day was wandering around in a region called Darien and he summited
a peak there and was like, holy cow. If I look this away, I see the Pacific Ocean and if I look at
that away, I see the Atlantic Ocean or the Caribbean and the only thing between these two big bodies
of water is this little isthmus of land. Yeah. I'm going to have a lot of trouble with that word.
That's okay. Just say strip. Okay. So the strip of land here is the only thing in between and we
should figure out a way to use this as a thoroughfare. Yeah, because this is it. This connects the
world. It does. Exactly. At the time, the Spanish were trying to trade with the Chinese and we're
doing a pretty good job of it in the Philippines and the best way to get to that was to come across
the Atlantic and go into the Pacific. That's right. It worked very, very well. Yeah. And the idea of
just having a place where you could go straight through rather than go all the way down South
America and then back up, it was just mind boggling. Yeah. It's like you said, it opened up the world.
This guy got it immediately. The problem was it would take about 400 more years before anyone
finally got around to completing it successfully. Well, yeah. And forget the rest of the world that
United States just like, Hey, I want to ship this by boat from New York to San Francisco.
How can I do that? I can just like kind of sneak around Florida, right? Nope. Blocked. Right. Well,
then what do I got to do? You got to go 8000 miles, nautical miles around South America to get to
California. Right. Or you know, when you mean I were in Nicaragua, we were in a town in the 19th
century was a way station for minor 49ers going on to California. Oh, yeah. And they would sail
on to Nicaragua, take a train and then ship out from Nicaragua up to California. Except the handful
that was like, I think I might just kick it here. Exactly. Yeah. I bet you there were some dudes.
Oh, definitely. I'm sure. Yeah. But yeah, there was there was a continent in the way and the idea
that it was just this little narrow strip of land. And now that that made a lot of people say,
this is the place to be in the 16th, you know, the 18th century, the Scottish showed up. Yeah.
They tried to establish an outpost failed spectacularly. Yeah. That's there's a great
section in 1493 about it. Oh, really? Yeah. The Spanish were there. The French were there.
They established pretty good outposts there. It was very clear that this little area, which was then
part of Columbia is now present day Panama was going to be a hop and spot because there was no
thinner portion of the North or South American continents than this one. And everyone needed
to figure out a way to get through. Yeah. And it wasn't as easy as like, Hey, let's just dredge
all this sand and let the waters meet because that's not too hard. It's like dense jungle and
mountains and the continental divide. Yeah. So it's it's my first thought was like, how hard could
it have been? I didn't realize how treacherous that area was. Yeah. And I think that that Balboa
and a lot of people who succeeded him thought the same thing. Like how hard is it? Sure.
Sure. But it is like that's that continental divide. That's a tough thing to break through.
That's why they call it a divide. Yeah. Well, that's where two tectonic plates come together
and form a mountain range. And like that's you're cutting through not one, but two tectonic plates.
Everybody wrap your head around that. Seriously. Let's talk about it because obviously we were
successful eventually. But the first attempt was not. And the first attempt was by the French.
Yeah. Who in the 1820s, I believe, started to undertake a what is known as a sea level canal,
which is basically they were going to cut their way straight through the isthmus of Panama.
That's right. And canals were all the rage at the time because of steam technology. So all of a
sudden you didn't have to use the very cool and quaint towpath and have a mule walk alongside of
a river or a canal. Have you ever been a little boat? Well, yeah, a lot of them now are like jogging
trails and stuff. Right. You know, which, you know, that's great. Makes for good use. Sure,
exactly. I don't see any mules on them these days. But it's great that people can use these
towpaths now to, you know, right, like a nature trail. Yeah. Yeah. So the steam technology gave
the French the idea that, hey, man, we can we can build a sea level canal here because we can just
dig right through it. We have steam. We don't need the the mules for the towpaths any longer.
All we need is some good steam shovels. We're going to cut right through this continental divide
right through this jungle. And as a result of this ambition, 20,000 people died. Yeah. And
they were able to, you know, get a little little far thanks to the railroad there in Panama.
Believe it or not, it was the first railroad in the world to connect both sides of a continent.
Right. Wasn't very big, but it didn't need to be. No, right. It was kind of great. But that allowed
the French to get in there. They were deciding between Nicaragua and Panama at the time. And they
said, like you said, we can do sea level. We don't need these locks. Yeah. If you look at a map of
Nicaragua and look at Panama, like the idea of going through Nicaragua over Panama is just nuts.
Yeah. And we'll explain how the locks work, but it essentially just raises and lowers your ship.
Right. For sure. And a little like Bay Station of water that's flooded and then drained. Right.
Actually, that's how the lock works. So the French organized this thing called the Compagnie
Universale du Canal Inter-Oceanique. Very nice. Thank you. And led by a guy named Ferdinand de
Lesseps who had created a sea level canal through the Suez. Yeah. Connected the Mediterranean and
the Red Seas. It was a big deal. Sure. So they brought him in and he's like, sure, we'll do another
sea level canal. I'm feeling good about this. Yeah. He's like, I did the Suez Canal with my
eyes closed. Exactly. I can do this with one arm tie behind my back. What he didn't realize is that
digging through a bunch of sand is not like digging through two tectonic plates. No. And a bunch of
jungle and malaria. And like I said, 20,000 people died as a result of this. Like this guy was like,
no, we can do it. We can do it. We're going to do a sea level canal. We can do it. And finally,
he was like, I don't think we can do this. It was too late. Yeah. A lot of people were dead from
yellow fever and malaria, from accidents. It was privately financed. So a lot of people lost a lot
of money too. Exactly. And this company goes under. Well, he tried to salvage it though first.
He tried to hire Gustav Eiffel of the Eiffel Tower fame. Right. He said, hey, I think we need
those locks after all. And you're good at building big steel things. So can you help? And he was like,
of course I can. And then it was too late though that the business was done. Right. And they had
done a little bit. Well, they had done a lot. Yeah. Like they made 11 miles of canal up to that
point. Not bad. It's about a quarter of the way there. Right. But this was the, when did they
start, Chuck, the 1820s? 1820s, yeah. So Chuck, as we understand it, they started in the 1820s.
Yeah. And this thing went bust by 1902, I believe. Well, that's when Congress, I mean,
they were bust before that. But that's when the US stepped in and said, hey, we'll buy your junk.
Oh, I'm sorry, 1888. So in like 60s, about 60 years, they had managed to dig 11 miles of
canal, build a bunch of buildings. They had a lot of equipment and supplies there. Sure.
And yeah, the US said, we smell a really, really great opportunity. And Congress said,
let's spend some cash. We're feeling good about things these days. We annexed Hawaii recently,
Puerto Rico, Philippines, what else? Why not take over this very ambitious project?
Why it's the American century by now? And we can stick it to the French at the same time.
Exactly. So they did this in 1902 with the one stipulation that said, you know what,
you guys have to, Columbia controls Panama right now, and you guys have to work out a deal with
them. And we tried and that failed. So we said, you know what, we're just going to overthrow
Columbia then and give the control to the Panamanians. Yeah, we supported this Panamanian
independence movement. And yeah, threw off the shackles of Columbia. And Columbia is like,
what did you just do? Because we gained control of that. We followed that congressional mandate
and gained control of this Panama canal zone. Basically, the swath that went through Panama
was considered American soil. Thanks to a treaty from I believe 1902, the Hey Bunal Varia Treaty
where Panama signed over the canal zone. There was no Spanish translation of this treaty.
Yeah. So basically, the US went in over through Columbia in control of Panama,
supported Panamanian independence, and then robbed Panama of its canal in one fell swoop,
in like a year. Yeah. And Columbia is like, well, I guess we'll just start exporting cocaine and
hit massive amounts. Exactly. We'll get you back. One day. So in the end, they paid about 40 million
bucks in 1904 for the assets of this French company, which is a lot of money back then.
Sure. And about $10 million as this very cheeky article, by the way. Did you notice?
It's cheeky. A little. They offered, she referred to it as alimony of sorts to Panama,
$10 million to gain the rights to this canal zone. And basically, hey, we're going to run the show.
We're going to finish your canal from the 11 mile mark to the ocean where it belongs.
And like you said, I think there was a certain amount of snub to it, right?
Probably so. But they said, you know what? We got to do first, though, is we have to decide on
if we can go sea level. Was it just the French we're incompetent or is it really
impossible to do sea level? Yeah, like we need to do our own due diligence, basically.
And they did that and Theodore Roosevelt chose Chief Engineer, John Frank Stevens,
and he was like, it's all about the locks, dudes. If you want a canal here,
you're going to have to go over these mountains, not through them. Right. So here's the thing. And
this is just brilliant because there was another problem with this isthmus. And there's this thing
called the Chagras River. And it is very temperamental. It was prone to flooding, all sorts of crazy
stuff associated with this river. So not only did you have the continental divide and the jungle
and the malaria to deal with, once you completed it, what were you going to do with this river?
Sure. Stevens came up with this great idea that you go over the mountains and you go over the
mountains, you kill two birds with one stone by damming the river. And you create a lake
that will carry you over the mountains. Gatun Lake. Yeah. I'm sure that's not pronounced
correctly. Think about that. That is one of the most brilliant feats of engineering I've ever heard
of. The Panama Canal. Yeah, but that specific aspect of it. Oh, sure. Damming the river to
create a lake so you can go over the mountains. Yeah. That's just incredibly beautiful. The whole
thing too. And at the time, dude, in the early 1900s, it's just like, it's amazing that they could
pull us off. Yeah, because they're all wearing like knickers and stuff. Yeah, it's very, there's
some awesome documentaries out there, by the way, you should watch. In fact, there's one,
there's one cool, just go to the YouTubes and put in Time Lapse, Panama Canal. Oh, yeah. And it
takes you the full route in like a minute and a half. Nice. So they said eight to 10 hours. And
it's kind of neat, you know, the boat goes in and sinks and then not sinks, but lowers and then
raises. Yeah. And it pulls along in the lake for a little while and then sinks and lowers and raises
and yeah, because it's like an eight to 10 hour transit, right? From, from deep water to deep water
eight to 10 hours. Yeah. Depending on your boat, I guess. Once you finally get clearance to go through.
That's right. So he's dammed up the river, created Gatun Lake. Yeah. Ships going toward the Pacific,
kind of enter it. Limon Bay in the Caribbean, go through a couple of locks upward and just,
it's like walking up steps, basically. Yeah. Except it's a big boat and it's done with water.
Yeah. And then they navigate through that lake for a little while and then go toward Panama City
through another series of locks and down, down, down over the mountains and boom, you are connected
to the rest of the world. Right. So when they, when they agreed on the lock method, they had one
other thing to handle and that was... I wonder if that's why this got it. Maybe they were getting
confused with locks, meaning lakes. All right. Maybe that's why it's there. They're like,
where are all the locks? They're like, they're right there. They're like, no, but where are the locks?
So there was one other big problem that had leveled the French effort, which was yellow fever.
Yeah. Which you can be immune to if you're exposed to it in childhood, but if you're from
New York, you're not. So you go down to Panama and you are stung by a mosquito and you die.
The thing is, nobody knew that it was mosquitoes until a guy named Ronald Ross in 1897 studied
mosquitoes in India and found malaria present in their stomachs and that it was transmittable
through their saliva. Yeah. They didn't know what it was. There were all sorts of different theories.
Yeah. They thought it was maybe from like unclean living. Yeah. Whatever. When they found out that
it was the mosquitoes, that changed everything. So they instituted this really rigid anti-mosquito
program. They cleaned up the country basically. And basically eradicated, came close to eradicating
yellow fever in the area, which paved the way for this lock system to be built. Yeah. And you can
thank Colonel William Gorgas for heading up that sanitation squad. And yeah. I mean, it worked and
that was the key because you can't have your workers dropping dead of yellow fever every day.
Right. You have to, they have to drop dead of landslides. Yeah. Even though a lot of these
workers were, you know, poor black people, I think 85% of the people that died were black.
Yeah. And a lot of people still died, but it wasn't like the 22,000
dropping dead from yellow fever. Right. You know. Right. But it was still a very dangerous project.
Yeah. Mudslides, all sorts of drownings, things like that.
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settled on the lock system. Yeah. And John Frank Stevens is replaced by a guy named Lieutenant
Colonel George Washington Goethals. And he was a lock expert. And he licked at the plan and he
said, you know what? We're going to divide this up into three sections. That makes perfect sense.
It does. You've got the Pacific section that's going to be working from Limón Bay,
which by the way means lime in Spanish. Did you know that? I did not. So they're working from
Limón Bay to the newly created Lake Gatun. Yeah, that was the Atlantic Division. Yeah.
Oh, okay. You're right. So the Atlantic Division is synonymous with the Caribbean. Yes. And then,
so you've got the Atlantic Division working from Gatun to Limón to Gatun. You have the Central
Division. This is the hardest part. Yeah. They're working in Lake Gatun to basically create a channel
through this continental divide. Yeah. You don't have to cut sea level, but you do need to make
sure these ships aren't going to like run aground in the mountain. Sure. And then you have the
Pacific Division, which is working from the end of the continental divide pass, which is Pedro
Miguel walks down to the Pacific. Right? That's right. And like we said, the railway, the Panamanian
Railroad is there. And we had like awesome gear at the time. It was no longer, you know, men with
chisels and sledgehammers and stuff. It was steam shovels, rock drills, dynamite. And they moved
96 million cubic yards of earth and rock. Right. Which is 73 million cubic meters. That's right.
And it was really hot though. And it was a pretty bad scene. And they called that hell's gorge.
And it was dangerous. And that's where I think most of the lives were lost on this second pass.
Yeah. And that was definitely the hardest work. But they made it through. And by 1914, a crane
that was used in the construction of the Panama Canal was the first thing to ever make it through
all the way. Yeah. And then we're like, sweet. Yeah. And eight months later, it was open for
business as far as I understand. Yeah, big business. Should we should we walk people through or I guess
swim people through? Yeah, I think we should. Okay. You approach from the Atlantic. You go
through the Gatun locks. It's going to lift your vessel up 85 feet. Yes. Pretty awesome. Yeah. And
take you to Gatun Lake. Very nice there. You're going to wind through that channel for about 23
miles, then enter the Gallard Cut about eight miles through there. And you're going to reach the
Pedro Miguel locks. And then they're going to lower your ship about 30 feet to the Mira Flores
Lake. You're going to pass through this. It's about a mile long. And then the two steps Mira
Flores locks are going to return you finally back to sea level to seven mile passage from there to
the Pacific. And all told, you've gone 50 miles in about eight to 10 hours. Yeah. And mind bogglingly,
I saw that it takes 52 million gallons of fresh water to move a ship from one end to the other.
Wow. 52 million. And they're getting all that from Lake Gatun. Yeah. And it's just I imagine it's
just recycled back into the system, right? No. What is it? What happens to it? They lose it most
of it. It's either pumped back in, either flows back into Lake Gatun or else it flows out into
the oceans, which is not necessarily good. They're worried that Lake Gatun may become brackish. Oh,
yeah. And Lake Gatun is now the freshwater supply of Panama. And they're using a lot of it up.
Yeah. Well, it's always presented a bit of environmental quagmire, right? Especially with
their plans to expand, which we'll get to. But right now they have two way traffic.
They're looking to make that a three lane highway, which would actually adding that third lane will
double the amount of traffic. Yeah. Which is crazy. You would think it would increase it by a third.
Yeah. I don't know. Maybe it's wider. Oh, maybe it allows for two ships at a time. They just jam
like eight in there at once. I don't know. I do know that if you are a large enough ship,
they don't let you drive yourself because you got one drunk CCAP then and all of a sudden your
locks are out of commission. Right. So they use electric towing locomotives to tow those big bad
boys. Right. And we should say just briefly with the locks, if you want to move a ship upward,
you flow into a lock. The lock closes behind you and it fills up with water so that you can float
over the lip of the next higher lock that the gate closes behind you with that one and it fills
in with water and so on and so forth. Yeah. It's remarkably basic. Yeah. And then the opposite
takes place when you're stepping down. Yeah. It's just basically going into a little square pool,
raising or lowering the water level so you can go up or down. It's really neat. Yeah. And if
you've got a minute and a half to kill, you can take this voyage in high speed on the YouTube.
So like we said, the U.S. used gunboat diplomacy and I guess good old fashioned old timey 1902
Swindlin to gain control of the Panama Canal Zone and it had complete control until 1979
when Jimmy Carter, Malaise Forever. Right. Did you ever see that, Simpsons? They unveil a statue
of Jimmy Carter and it says Malaise Forever on the base and one of the townspeople goes,
he's history's greatest monster. Oh boy. Anyway, Carter negotiated with the leader of Panama at
the time, General Omar Terrios Herrera and said, hey, how would you like this thing back? It was 20
years. I think they said, hey, we'd like this back. I like to think of American Magnanimous.
Sure. So we said, you know what? We've had it for this long. Plus, we're talking Carter. It's
entirely possible. He just started contacting people and said, what does the U.S. have that we
can sell or give back? That's a good point. So yeah, he sold like one of the presidential yacht
was sold by him. Oh, really? Yeah. Why? Because he thought it was frivolous. Yeah. That's awesome.
And Panama Canal, he's like, how about this? Let's get rid of a significant portion of our
economy. Anyway, he gives it back after 20 years and on December 31, 1999, which is why I suspect
they made it a 20-year deal. Yeah. I mean, they had to transition. You can't just hand the keys
over and be like, all right, send your crew in. Right. But not only that, like why not a 15-year
deal or an 18-year deal or 10-year deal? They went with 20 because it was going to end on December
31, 1999. Oh, an emollient. Yeah. Actually, that didn't start till 2001 though, right? Yeah, but
you know, okay. It's symbolic. Right. Okay. So the Panamanians take over and immediately start
taking flak because the things aging, traffic's jammed up. Yeah. They've done a good job with it,
though. It's just by nature of how things are these days. They're victims of circumstances. Yeah.
5% of the world's trade goes through the Panama Canal. We sold them a lemon of a canal. Right.
The millionth ship went through in 2010. 144,000 ships go through a year,
and it's a very narrow little strip. Yeah. You know what that means?
Weighting in line. A lot of weighting in line. Plus also, there's an upper limit to the size
ship that can go through. It's called Panamax. Yeah. It's the ship size. I've never heard of them.
Yeah. What a great name for the biggest ship that, you know,
Panamax. What could be bigger than that? Well, these ships that are called post-Panamax.
Exactly. A lot of shippers are like, you know what? I'm tired of weighting. It's actually
going to be more economical for me to build a ship that can't go through the Panama Canal,
but can hold a lot more. And I'll just sail around the lower part of South America. Yeah. And
that's kind of increasingly happening. Plus, Nicaragua threatened to open their own canal.
So Panama says, okay, wait, wait, wait, let's let's hold a referendum and see if we can expand
this thing and modernize it and save the canal. And Panamanians said, yes, let's. So in 2006,
they approved this third lane. Yeah. It's expected to be opened by 2014.
Is Nicaragua still planning a canal? I don't know. I don't know if that shot it down or not.
Well, and there's also talk now of a Northwest Passage, thanks to
what some people might say is climate change and melting ice caps. There may be a way to get there
by land. Henry Hudson is clapping in his grave.
So we'll see if that happens. I don't know. I didn't get a chance to really look
into that research and like, how real is that? Right. Even still, the Panamanians will probably
make their 5.25 billion investment back eventually. Although it took the US a good 40 years to make
400 million back. Yeah. Yeah. I think the 1950s was when they finally broke even, huh?
Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah. And you break even by charging a toll. I don't think we even mentioned
that. You obviously like any way station or passage, you got to pay according to how much
stuff you got. And it's like, I think the record is, I looked it up as like 150,000 or something.
Yeah. They do it by tonnage. The thing is, is if you are carrying a lot of really expensive natural
gas, you're going to pay a lesser toll than if you're carrying a bunch of less expensive or even
equally expensive coal, which isn't fair. And if you're transporting a lot of raw steel, why should
you pay more? So they're trying to figure out a new toll system, especially for the newly expanded
version of the canal, that takes into account the value of what's on board rather than just the
weight. Right. So they should make a little more money that way. Yeah. I don't know if this is still
accurate, but the record that I have is $153,662. Yeah. And the cheapest was when a dude swam across
it. And he weighed like 150 pounds. And so they charged him what, like 36 cents? Yeah. Back in
1928, Richard Halliburton. And he swam the Panama Canal. And I guess it was some sort of publicity
stunt. I'm sure people love doing stuff like that back then. Yeah. But if you look at this,
this high speed route on YouTube, it's pretty neat. And there's a lot of times where you're like,
oh, look out for that boat. And then it turns like, oh, okay. Yeah. There's a lot of activity out
there. Yeah. You know, it's not a pleasure cruise. Well, no, and it's not one ship at a time. They
have, like you said, two way traffic. Right. That's right. And they try to keep them going through
as efficiently as possible. And I should say also, the new locks that they have can serve about 60%
of the water used. So they'll address a lot of environmental concerns, hopefully. I got a couple
of little facts here if you're interested. The entrance to the canal in the Atlantic side is 22
and a half miles west of the Pacific entrance, which is interesting. Okay. Because it has a unique S
shape. And then the locks themselves are seven feet thick each. So if you're wondering how to
keep out that much water, like to to basically dam up the oceans, right, you need to do it with
seven foot thick concrete. 92% of the workforce is Panamanian right now, which is pretty great.
And that's about all I got. 60 million pounds of dynamite was used to construct this thing.
There's some nice stats, Chuck. Yeah, it's not bad. Cool. You got anything else then? No,
the rest of these are kind of boring. Panama Canal forever. If you want to learn more about the
Panama Canal, you can read this very good article on howstuffworks.com. Type in Panama Canal or
turn and run canal. See what happens when you do the ladder. Chuck, hold on. Let's let's take
a message break. It is time for listener mail. Josh, I'm going to call this one listener mail
about listener mail. Hey, guys, I'm currently on the seven train heading to Queens for Manhattan
after a long day of working as an auditor at a CPA front. As usual, I'm listening to your podcast.
This time it was the deaf mask episode. And you were concluding with some listener mail.
And this instance, it was from Martha regarding peak oil. And I think Martha was talking about
the auditing of oil reserves. And he says this to Martha. She was correct for the most part regarding
the audit of oil reserves held by entities whose stocks may be publicly traded on the stock market.
Just one thing I was so aghast by that I felt I needed to type this from my phone as I'm on the
train still. The SEC does not perform any audits of its own on these companies. It is firms like
the one I work for that audit these companies, albeit under SEC guidelines, actually PCAOB
Public Company Audit Oversight Board guidelines. If you want to get technical.
The SEC may perform a type of audit, but when they do, they're usually auditing an audit firm
or an audit that has already been done by an audit firm as part of some kind of investigation.
What? So they'll audit and audit like the SEC doesn't audit. I got you.
I've actually been through one of these audits and it is no fun at all. For some reason it seems
everyone whom works at the SEC is what you stereotypically picture as an accountant with
no humor. Plus the word audit loses all meaning when you hear it. That's right. I digress though,
guys. If you pull up a 10K annual filing for any public company, you can see in the audit opinion
the audit firm which performed the audit for that particular year. I hope that clears things up,
Henry Gomez and Henry. I'm not sure if that cleared it up, but if I was an accountant,
I would probably say yes. Very nice. Thank you very much, Henry. That was very nice of you to
correct somebody who is correcting us. Yeah, and I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You got to take that
stinky seven train, man. Is that a terrible train? No, dude, that one's like, it's the old red train
that looks like it's about to fall off. It's like the midnight meat train? Yeah. Have you seen that?
No. What's midnight meat? That's a midnight meat train that's got Vinnie Jones and Bradley Cooper
in it. It's actually based on a Clive Barker short story. Oh, because that's an old joke between me
and my friend PJ who you've met, I believe. Yeah. He cookouts famously PJ's a great chef,
home chef, but he was so, he would typically take so long. We referred to his meals as midnight meat
and then I made a joke about cold cooking steak one time. Nice. It took like 24 hours. Yeah,
no, this is different. This is not a slam on PJ. No, we love the midnight meat. If you have anything
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