Stuff You Should Know - How Wills Work

Episode Date: April 22, 2011

Whether it's oral, scrawled in blood or signed on a deathbed everyone should have a will. But how do they actually work? Join Chuck and Josh as they explain that "of sound mind" thing in this episode ...on wills. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:45 like what we would call a jack move or being robbed. They call civil acid work. Be sure to listen to The War on Drugs on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. Brought to you by the reinvented 2012 Camry. It's ready, are you? Welcome to Stuff You Should Know from HowStuffWorks.com. Hey, and welcome to the podcast. I'm Josh Clark with me as always is Charles W. Chuck, Chucker, Chuck Tran, Bryant. Chuck Tran is so weird to me. I don't get it. Yeah, I have no recollection of where that came from.
Starting point is 00:01:33 Oh, no way. It was from a show, though. Yeah. You didn't just make that up. Not just now. No, it was in relation to something we were talking about at the time. Yeah, someone on my mind. It made sense once. Okay. I was on our Facebook page. I was looking for discussions. Like sometimes I like to go on and read like, what's your favorite line? Really? Have you ever read those? I didn't know there were discussions. It's like a trip down memory lane. Really? Yeah, there's like whole discussion threads. There's like 40 different threads that people have created. But there is one that was like, what's your favorite Stuff You Should Know line of all time? And I can't find that thread
Starting point is 00:02:05 any longer. It was a good one. Did you go through and count on how many you had and how many I had? I did not count. It kept a running tally, but I didn't count. Just mentally. I didn't write anything down as it as it were. Chuck. Yes. 1979 was a pretty good year for movies. Yeah, sure. Allow me. That year, the Muppet movie came out. Cramer versus Cramer was number one at the box office. One of my personal favorites, Amityville Horror. The first one. Oh yeah. The 1979 one. Woody Allen's Manhattan, The Jerk. That's my favorite all time movie. Manhattan is? Yeah. I've not seen it. What? I have not. Okay. The Jerk is awesome. Oh wait, The Jerk or Manhattan? I said Manhattan. You said uh-huh. Yeah, Manhattan. I was just,
Starting point is 00:02:50 I was changing the subject. Okay, all right. I like The Jerk. Yeah. Alien, Rocky II. Alien. Yeah. So far ahead of its time. Moonraker. So behind the times. But none of these held a candle to, in my opinion, overlooked movie by director Michael Schultz, a classic called Scavenger Hunt. Really? Have you ever seen it? No. You've not seen Scavenger Hunt? No. Was it kind of a riff on It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World? Yeah. I can see how some maybe some elitists might make that distinction or that comparison. Okay. I personally think that it's a great movie and it's about Vincent Price while it begins. Vincent Price is this aged video game magnet. Was he ever going? No. Okay. He was born like
Starting point is 00:03:44 it's wrinkled in gray. And Swab though. Yes. He was much more Swab than he led on. He is dying and he actually does die playing one of his video games and then you cut to his former home and his lawyer is executing as well, which his estate is worth $200 million. And it turns out we learn very quickly as all the characters assemble that the whole thing is up for grabs to single team who go on a scavenger hunt. Did you really see this or is this just? I grew up on this one. Oh, okay. Yeah. That's a great movie. All right. Have you really not seen it? No. I never heard of it. I strongly recommend it. And I found it just to get myself in the mood. I found it on YouTube in parts. I think 11 parts or like 10 minute segments. So if you're a very cheap person
Starting point is 00:04:32 or can't find it, it's up on YouTube. Sweet. I think if you search Scavenger Hunt and then in parentheses 1979, it'll bring it up. Awesome. So the whole point of that was that number one, Scavenger Hunt is a good movie. Okay. And number two, people do some wacky things with wills. That scenario wasn't that far off from things that people have done with their wills. We're talking about wills Chuck. Let's get ready to talk about contract law. I know this is one of the first articles I wrote and it was a little rigid, but there's not a lot you can do. I mean, I tried to make it a little fun at the end, but I was fully planning on complimenting you on this article. It's a good article. It's comprehensive. It's got everything you need. I mean, you don't get into
Starting point is 00:05:15 like any of the legal mama jumbo, but that's not the role of the site. And you know what, let's just go ahead and say, I'm glad you brought that up. We are not attorneys. You should not take this podcast and base your will and life on it. Please do not do that. No, but that being said, you can get all the documents you need to create your own will for $6.95 at Staples. Really? Yeah, they have everything. Well, that brings up one of the first points, which is a will isn't super complicated to draw up and it varies from state to state. So you can do it yourself, but you should get an attorney to look over things. But if you want to save a few bucks, you can always go to Staples. Well, we should probably say that again and again through this
Starting point is 00:05:57 podcast, as you did again and again through this article, like really you should have at the very least an attorney look at your will if you're going to do it yourself. Yeah. Right? Let's talk about some of the specifics, man. If you are, if you have 10 minutes to write this thing, a piece of paper and a pen, what are the high points that you want to hit to make your will as close to legal as possible? And by the way, state law governs wills, right? Yeah. And you always got to check with your state. And if you want to call it up and be like state, I got some questions for you. And if you have a will in one state and you move, it'll still be valid, but you still should check your state's laws and stuff like that. Right? Because is it the state
Starting point is 00:06:37 you die in that is the state that you execute your, your will is executed in? Oh, geez. Because it seems like if you were going to move, it would seem like that's the way it would go. I guess so. But what if you die on vacation in Hawaii is your will wouldn't be based on, I think it, I think it pertains to the state in which it was drafted and approved. Check with your lawyer. Check with your lawyer. Or at least call the state. I didn't think you'd stump me so early. Sorry. All right. So what you want to have at the very bare minimum is your name, your spouse's name, if you have one. And when you were married. Yeah, your children's names. So they can make sure they're not confusing you or your other spouse with your spouse in the will.
Starting point is 00:07:17 That's right. Your children's names. And I love this part, how you want any stepchildren or foster children to be treated. You could be like, well, yeah, please treat them well. A statement revoking any other wills if you have one. You got to name your executor and an alternate. You should name an alternate list of powers that you want that executor to have, special gifts, personal property, and instructions for distributing paying debts. Or actually, you know, you can't decide whether or not you want to pay your debts, but after debt has been paid, how you want your stuff to be doled out. So I'm officially founding a movement that if your debtors can't get the money they need out of you while you're alive, that's that. Yeah, didn't you look that up? What's the what's the law?
Starting point is 00:08:03 Well, for it varies by state again. But generally, if you have enough money to pay, say like a credit card debt, you have to pay that credit card debt. But there are there are there are onuses on credit card companies, like they have to notify your executor within like 60 days or something of this outstanding debt. Okay. And if it turns out that there's not enough money, then you can basically say like, sorry, that's that. And the credit card company has to write it off. And then we all pay for it with our outrageous financing fees in the end. Burial instructions, you can sometimes put it in a will, but you should what instructions? Burial. And you probably want those somewhere else though, because sometimes the will isn't like immediately accessible. If you've got it locked
Starting point is 00:08:56 in a safe and your family doesn't know the combination, they're gonna leave you laying around on the floor of the kitchen for days. You don't need to sweat your pension plan or life insurance or annuity stuff like that, because that's all taken care of. They the beneficiary are in those documents. So it doesn't need to be in your will. Right. And it can actually screw things up, right? Or not screw things up. It can slow things down because you can say, I want this, you know, my life insurance policy to go to my estate. Yes. And then divvy it up. Yes. But that just adds a lot more time to the process. Correct. Absolutely. You should probably in most states have to be at least 18 years old to have a legal will. Yeah. And you have to,
Starting point is 00:09:33 everyone knows you have to be of sound mind and body. Or I think it's just sound mind. Yeah. Because I mean, what does your body have to do with as long as you can like make an X or, you know, draw a whale like quick way, you're fine. So what does that mean? Legally speaking, mentally sound. Well, I'm glad that you brought that up. Or I'm glad that you put this in the article because I think it's a good idea. Basically, you have to know that you own property. You have to know about it. Right. If you don't know that you have like 100 acres in Montana, then you're not probably of sound mind. Or you did at one time know that you had it and just don't remember any longer. Yeah. That could be a problem as well. And the sad. If you're not,
Starting point is 00:10:15 it is. I don't know. It is kind of sad to not be of sound mind. If you're not suffering from a mental illness, which I remember I saw a remake of psycho, which wasn't psycho too. It was made for TV and it was kind of a spoof comedy. And the thing starts with the execution of Norman Bates will and it gets to the point where it says I, Norman Bates being of sound mind and everybody in the room's like, but it kind of brings up a point. Like what do you do if you are mentally ill and you have a bunch of assets and you've never created a will and you want to create one? Do you just, do you die in testing? I don't know. That's a good question. Into state? I do know that if you become mentally ill later on, then it doesn't matter as long as you're a sound
Starting point is 00:11:00 mind when you first wrote the will. Right. Okay. You also need to be aware of the people who are related to you. Again, like not like you fathered a kid back in 1962 that you didn't know about. That's not what they're talking about. They're talking about the kid that you had in 1962 and raised into adulthood is still recognizable to you. And also you generally probably shouldn't hold conversations with leprechauns that tell you to burn things. That's usually a big red flag that you might not be a sound mind. That's right. So Chuck, that's sound mind. And let's say you've got that. Check, check, check. You know about your Lena Montana. You know your kid's name. You don't suffer from mental illness. Yeah. And you are ready to create your will. All right. Boom.
Starting point is 00:11:49 The executor. Yes. That is the most important person in your will because that is the person that is going to make an inventory of all your junk. They're going to pay your debts. They're legitimate debts. That is not Vinnie who comes over and says, hey, you owe me $10,000. Although you may want to pay that too if you're smart. Distributes the assets under the terms of the will. So it can be anybody, but you want it to be someone you really, really trust, someone who's probably pretty smart, maybe has a little business experience and someone who is thoughtful because it can get ugly. You want someone. This is a tough time for a family, usually. And you want someone that's got some, a good bedside manner.
Starting point is 00:12:34 If they're going to execute your will. Right. Not some jerk. Right. You also want somebody who has a lot of time to go to your house and inventory stuff. Yeah. I remember when I found out my sister is my dad's executive tricks. And I was like, what about me? And I read about all the time with that dude. Yeah. You're just like, cut me the check. Yeah. I actually think my dad likes me more than I thought now that I know what an executive, an executive has to do. You let you off the hook. Yeah. So Chuck, let's talk about the different kinds of wills. Yeah. All right. There's obviously the standard like ironclad will. It's been drafted by an attorney or whatever, which we'll talk about in a second. But there's some kind of interesting wills because
Starting point is 00:13:12 depth doesn't necessarily happen when you're counting on it. Exactly. That should be the, that should be stuff you should know as new motto. Yeah. So new slogan. Death doesn't happen when you're counting on it. Yeah. That doesn't necessarily happen when you're counting on it just to add that extra. I like it. Yeah. Bit of suspense. So you're talking about probably a couple of things. One can be an oral will, which is a lot of times in the old days, and it might still happen because soldiers are still very young and might not think that they need a will because they're young and they're bulletproof. But a lot of times soldiers on the battlefield would execute an oral well to their buddy
Starting point is 00:13:49 there as they're dying in the trenches. You want to do two buddies? Oh, two witnesses? Yeah. That definitely helps the case that it's legal. Yeah. In the scenario I just mentioned, which is that the dying soldier on the battlefield is one of the more common ways that an oral will will be upheld. Right. Because I imagine they have a lot of compassion for something like that. Yeah. And if they can find your buddies and get them to sign an affidavit or they can actually come to probate court and say, yes, this is what he said. He said to leave it all to me. Yeah. No, he said to leave it all to me. Right. Then it turns ugly. But if they both agree that it is what you said, then it's probably going to stand up in court. Right.
Starting point is 00:14:30 So what's a deathbed will? A deathbed will is virtually the same thing. But say rather than dying young and being of sound mind, you might be on your deathbed and are suffering from Alzheimer's or something like that. Right. So the deathbed will, it also can be written to. It's more of like the time rather than the type. Right. Right. Good point. So it can be written. It can be oral. And you can have several witnesses. But it's also the most commonly challenged one. Yeah. Because mental capacity is frequently argued like this person didn't know what they were talking about. Sure. Or somebody had their feeding tube kinked. So they did it under duress. Right. You know, yeah. The war on drugs impacts everyone. Whether or not you take
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Starting point is 00:17:09 Radio app, Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. There is a holographic will, Josh, very informal, handwritten usually. This is the coolest looking will. That's right. It's not a hologram. Not all states recognize these as valid. So as always, check with your state. But a scenario where this might happen is you wreck your car on a snowy road in the middle of nowhere and you're like, I'm going to die and I'm going to scratch out my will or you pee it into the snow. That would be awesome. Or if you're James Franco or that real dude and you're stuck in a boulder, you could probably videotape it. Although, I think holographic is strictly hand written. Yeah. So that would be an oral death bed will sort of commonly written in blood.
Starting point is 00:17:57 But he lived in one's own blood. Right. Yeah, that's a pretty cool one. I said it was cool. Yes. Yeah. I think that's the coolest one. Did you think so? Yeah, the impending death by oneself. Yeah. And you just scratch it out on whatever paper you have and then succumb to the elements. I think that's neat. Because think about it. You're thinking about the people you love and in some way they're there with you right then. Yeah, but what if you're saying I don't want to leave any of those no good narrative wells anything? Well, then you deserve to freeze the death. Okay. There's the DIY will which you mentioned. You can get on the internet or I guess it staples. Yeah. You can get the forms. Yeah. Self probating wills can save you a little time.
Starting point is 00:18:38 Well, this is the ironclad will, right? I think so. So this is the one where you hire a lawyer to draft it at the very least review it. But probably you've hired a lawyer to draft your will a couple hundred bucks from what I understand. Oh, really? And the witnesses sign affidavits ahead of time that are part of the will saying like, yes, this guy did say this. So you don't have to these witnesses don't have to appear in probate court to testify that this is the correct will. Right. So it expedites the whole process. It makes it more difficult to challenge. And basically it's the butter boom, butter being of wills. Don't contest me, baby is what it says at the bottom. And since we're talking about contesting and changing that happens all the time.
Starting point is 00:19:23 Totally legal. The only person that can change a will is the testator. Why is that funny? That's like Hodgman says complainant and defendant and is judge John Hodgman. So the testator is the only person that can do this. It's very common. A lot of reasons you might have a new kid. You might get divorced. You might get married. You might start hating your kid. You might start hating your kid. The tax laws might change in your favor. She can tweak it a bit. You might all of a sudden you might win the lottery and think, oh, you know what, I might want to rethink how my will is read at this point. Or you might just feel like,
Starting point is 00:19:58 you know what, I'm kind of old and my kids are doing okay. So I'd rather just leave my money to some great charities. And that's a nice thing to do. Yeah. Bill Gates, he's leaving the line, share his dough to charity. Oh yeah. While he's alive even. That's right. And okay. So let's say that your, your elderly parent dies and you decide that he or she is obviously crazy because he or she left his or her money to charity. Right. Right. You can challenge this, right? That's right. And there are a number of ways to challenge it. But it's first of all, it's a very difficult, long and expensive process. Yeah. Unless you have like real solid evidence. Yeah. Yeah. Of one of maybe several
Starting point is 00:20:44 points that, that could possibly overturn a will. It's going to be, you're not going to win. Yeah. And not anyone can challenge like Joe Schmo off the street or like, let's say you, I couldn't challenge your will and say, but Josh was my podcast partner. Let's say, you know, it doesn't matter. I don't know. You could technically be a person of legal standing, which is what you have to be to challenge a will. You either have to be someone who is in the will and you're challenging it like, I got reamed. This is terrible. I want more money than this, but it's your problem. But you can't challenge unfairness. I mean, you can do it, but you won't win. Thank you for correcting me. Yeah. You could be like somebody was holding this guy's feeding
Starting point is 00:21:21 to, you know, this is, so that's when you could challenge. Sure. Or you could be someone who should have been in the will, e.g., a, a, a podcaster. I would think it's usually a family member though. You probably have to be a blood relative. Blood or maybe marriage, but I'm sure if you're a blood relative, it helps make you, it helps your position as a person of legal standing more. I'm going to challenge your will like when we're in our 80s. And this is going to be like some sort of proof that I, I agree you should be a person of legal standing at least. We'll be like the sunshine boys. Like we haven't spoken in 30 years and like our children are trying to get us together for more show. Yeah. Did you ever see that? No. That's a good one. But I laughed anyway.
Starting point is 00:21:56 All right. And by the way, I'm leaving all my stuff to you, me. So you can challenge it all. You want pal, but I just contradicted your challenge. And this is going to stand up and put, you know, because this is a very public thing. I would think that this would work. Yeah, I wouldn't challenge you. Me. She can have it all. Okay. She can have your junk. That's a good junk. If you do, you do, Josh, have good junk. If you do challenge it, which are going to, you can either rewrite it completely, revoke the original, or add something called a codicell to your existing will. It's just like an addendum basically. Oh, that's if you want to change your will. Yeah. But if you want to challenge it, well, well, there's hard to turn
Starting point is 00:22:32 out. So right. The will is forged is one. Yeah. Um, that it didn't meet the requirements of the state. Yeah. Like maybe the state requires two witnesses and there's only one. Right. Um, it didn't, uh, the person was coerced, the testeter, right, uh, was coerced with the kink in the feeding tube. Um, the testeter was a victim of fraud. What would that be? I don't know. Um, like maybe the person who drew up the, the will wasn't really a lawyer, but charged lawyers fee. Oh, okay. Yeah. That'll be fraud. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. And then lastly, the beneficiary doesn't improve the executor. And this could be like the executor is maybe the fraudulent attorney. Yeah. It can't just be like, she borrowed my pearl necklace once and never gave it back. There's no way
Starting point is 00:23:20 she can execute as a state. Right. And I didn't get stats, but the general feeling I get is that wills are pretty tough to overturn. And less like you said, there's some pretty blatant egregious errors or fraud going on. And if, and if it is rejected, then they just go to the state law, which is, you know, your wife gets this percentage, your firstborn gets this percentage and on down the line. Okay. And that's as if you had died without a will. That's how they treat it, which is called dying in testate. Yeah. I never heard that word. Okay. So let's say that you, let's say that you really, your kid just really turns out to be a jerk. You did everything you could, but you just don't like your kid. You nurtured, you nurtured, you nurtured, and then
Starting point is 00:24:03 nature won out. It's like Sean Penn in the game before he went through the game. Oh yeah. Like that kind of guy. Okay. All right. Okay. You can cut your kid out of the will, but there's, you have to follow a specific guideline. And that guideline is you officially have to disinherit your kid. Yeah. And I'm surprised it's, it's easier to write your child out of your will than your spouse. Yeah. And you, you, you brought the child into the world. You married the spouse. I was surprised by that too, Chuck. Yeah. You, like you said, you disinherit a child for, unless you have some sort of ironclad prenup, then your spouse, husband or wife is going to be, going to be getting some dough. A third or a half generally is the, is the way to go. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:50 So spouses are tough. Kids are easy, right? But most lawyers will be like, don't do that. Do not just disinherit and don't try to cut your spouse out. It's going to make you look like a jerk. It's going to make a judge overturn your will. Here's what you do. You give them each 50 cents. Okay. Right. Pretty horrible, right? That didn't make you look like a jerk. No, it doesn't. But you put in an interim clause that says that if they challenge the will, that they forfeit everything. Yeah. And you know what that means in Latin? It means in order to frighten. So basically it's saying, you know, it's trying to scare someone off. Right. So the 50 cents thing wouldn't work, right? You want to leave them enough so that they are, they, they're going to have what they need.
Starting point is 00:25:33 But they're still offended. Like, exactly. Right. Yeah. So like, they're like, well, I could buy $5,000 worth of crack with that $5,000. Maybe I should just stick with this, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Divorce can complicate things. Obviously, some states, renders the will invalid, but most times just the parts where the spouse is in there will be addressed. So the bequest is what the people get. The beneficiaries are the people who get bequests. I actually figured out like a pretty good sentence to explain all this. The beneficiary receives a bequest from the testeter's will in probate court at the behest of the executor. That's so clever. Thank you. Look at you. The war on drugs impacts everyone, whether or not you
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Starting point is 00:28:17 So the beneficiaries are all going to get slapped with what is called a death tax. Really it's called an estate tax. But opponents of the estate tax, the rich, basically created this other name for it called the death tax, which is like you're being taxed to die. You're not actually being taxed to die. Your estate's not even being taxed. Your beneficiaries bequests are what are taxed. The thing is, it's a lot. You know what I call it? What? One final little from the government. From Uncle Sam. Like you paid your whole life. You paid your whole life. You died on the battlefield. And then we're going to get some more tax. And it's hefty. Yeah. Well, I mean, part of the reason why the estate tax is around is to prevent
Starting point is 00:29:03 dynasties from taking place. But the problem is, with all the loopholes, tax shelters, that kind of stuff, the rich are the only ones who can afford to get around from paying estate taxes. So that kind of goes under the middle class and prevents middle class dynasties from being formed. But you know, it's really weird. What? I cannot describe to you how severe the level of deja vu I have right now is. Really? Have we had a conversation about estate taxes in that same vein? I don't think so. But we've done a podcast on deja vu. Well, then prepare for some really vitriolic listener mail from that one. Oh, really? Because in my deja vu memory, yeah, that tick people off. What? Because you said that only the rich people can know about these loopholes?
Starting point is 00:29:54 Well, they can afford accountants that can figure out these loopholes. Okay. Lawyers, that kind of thing. It's like you ain't going to get that at the 695 Staples package. No. No, it actually says good luck with the death taxes, pal. So, Chuck, if you are a person living in I think 2006 in the United States and you inherited over $10,050, what did you pay? $25.96, close to three grand. That's just for inheriting $10,051, right? Yeah. Well, that's the base thing. Then you have to pay an additional 35% over and above the $10,050. So, let me ask you that. Is that 35% on the whole thing, or 35% on the whole thing minus $10,050? It's a good question and I don't know.
Starting point is 00:30:44 And I'm sure some smart attorney will say, here's how it is, guys. But if you're inheriting a million dollars, who cares? Yeah. Well, that's a lot of change, though. It's like $350, right? On $10,000? Yes, Josh. You're indeed right. $1 million. Who cares? So, there's the death taxes. You can set up a trust. That is one good way to maybe pay fewer taxes if smart people often set up trust, rich people often set up trust. Well, it also keeps your... You don't have to be rich, though. I've looked into trust. It's about two grand to set up a trust. Yeah, yeah. And this number one, it's very speedy. It keeps it out of probate court. Like, when you die, you're dying wishes that are a part of your will, that are incorporated into
Starting point is 00:31:28 this trust. That's that. Right. So, all of your stuff gets divvied up right away. It stays out of court. Yeah, and if you have a minor in your family, a lot of times you'll set up a trust, because if you don't set up a trust, the court is going to assign... Or there will be a conservator who will oversee the assets of the minor in, I think, 18 to 21, generally in most states, as when a minor can all of a sudden handle their own finances. But if you set up a trust, it's managed by the trustor, and they'll handle it for your kid. Yeah, whoever that person is. I would imagine someone just as trustworthy as the executor. Maybe one in the same. You're right. And then Chuck, of course, there is the living will, right?
Starting point is 00:32:12 Yeah, and there's a whole article on living wills, so we won't get into it too specifically, but the living will has nothing to do with your monies and properties. It is, hey, if I'm ever in a serious accident and I'm on a ventilator, here's how I would like my... I would like you to pull the plug or not pull the plug. And it's more complicated than that. Yeah, because that's line one. And line two is if I'm ever attacked by a dog and I need a heart that's coming, that my family can afford, take, pull the plug, and then down the line, right? Yeah, and these need to be signed and witnessed, and power of attorney is usually included, because if you can't cover every scenario, obviously, and the power of attorney would be,
Starting point is 00:32:54 let's say, you know what, I want Emily to be in charge of making this decision, and not my mom, let's say, because my mom would be like, no, he'll pull through. And Emily would be like, eh, he doesn't look too good. She wouldn't do that. I'm just kidding. That's still funny. But yeah, a living will is very important, though, for anyone of any age. It can get real messy. We've seen it in the news, time and time again. So, yeah, get your living will taken care of. And I think you can also just do like a blanket, like don't take any heroic measures to save me, and I don't want to be on any kind of life support. Mine says, never ever unplug me.
Starting point is 00:33:35 Really? I want to be a burden on my family for the rest of my life, if as long as that machine can keep me alive. I want to be shaved once a week from top to bottom. All right, that segues nicely into odd things that can happen, stipulations with your will. Nice. Is that how we should finish up? Yeah, totally.
Starting point is 00:33:55 You can have requirements of your, uh, the quest stores? No, the beneficiaries? Beneficiaries. Yeah. Like, hey, you wrote this article. I know. It was a long time ago. Like, hey, I want to give my son the majority of my fortune, but he's got to finish college first. Or quit smoking, I saw. Yeah, that's a nice-
Starting point is 00:34:15 Were you thinking of me when you wrote that? I was not. You were smoking a ton back then, though. Yes, you were. Um, so let's talk about some funny and odd things in history with wills, Josh. Finish on a lighter note. Well, there's Portuguese aristocrat Luis Carlos de Norona Cabral da Camara. Camara.
Starting point is 00:34:36 Yeah, that's terrible. And that sounded like I took a bite of peanut butter toward the end. Do you want to do that one? Well, now that you said his name, um, I'll tell you what he did. He picked 70- So you don't want to try that one? No. Okay.
Starting point is 00:34:50 He picked 70 strangers, random strangers from a phone book in Lisbon. And 13 years before he died and said, these are the people, but don't tell him. Yeah. It's going to be just a big surprise. Yeah. And some people thought they were being conned. Yeah. If I did that and I died, everybody, there'd be, um, 70 strangers each getting a $1 bill.
Starting point is 00:35:09 But I put in my will that it had to be like crisp from the bank. Never circulated $1 bills to make them feel good. I thought you were going to say like a roll of quarters or something. That's another way to go. That's more than a dollar. Yeah, you're right. Um, McNair, uh, Ilgren Fritz was a, uh, unsuccessful but wealthy composer and he said, you know what, uh, Metropolitan Opera of New York,
Starting point is 00:35:30 I'll leave you 125 grand if after I die, you put on this opera I've written. And the Met said, God, we could use that money, but no, thanks. Which is like, ouch. Yeah. But they said the music, it was workable. This, not like they said, this is awful. I think I guess it just wasn't in their plan. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:48 Um, who else? Josh, who else do we have here? Uh, Oni Nermi. Yeah. Finnish businessman. This is, this is my favorite one. Yeah, it's nice. He apparently laid in life, made some friends at the, uh, the rest home
Starting point is 00:36:01 where he was dying and died, I imagine. And he said, you know what? I'm going to leave everybody here, uh, 780 shares of a rubber boot company that I imagine I had something to do with at some point. Maybe. Um, and, uh, that rubber boot company went on to become cell phone giant Nokia and all of those people became millionaires. I imagine all of those people's children or grandchildren became millionaires.
Starting point is 00:36:27 Yeah. Because I don't think Nokia went from a boot company to the cell phone biz like overnight. No. Um, but it was still very nice. This is a good story if you ask me. Uh, these are pretty cool, Josh. Um, Ed Hedrick, the inventor.
Starting point is 00:36:41 Um, well, I'm not the inventor of the frisbee, but he's credited with perfecting the modern frisbee. He wanted to be. He took it out of its original square shape. Exactly. He, uh, worked for whammo, obviously. And he said, you know what? I want my ashes to be molded into memorial versions of the frisbee and sell those and
Starting point is 00:37:00 use the money from those to open up a frisbee museum. Yeah. And then another guy, a Marvel comic writer, Mark, uh, Gruenwald said, I would like my ashes to be mixed with ink and be on a comic book. And, uh, when he died young at 42, there were 4,000 ink and ashes issues of squadron supreme printed. Yeah. Wouldn't you be disappointed if that was the one you got printed in? I would.
Starting point is 00:37:25 Well, that was probably his, I want to be in the punisher. It was probably his comic though. I still want to be in the punisher. Okay. I want to be in a better comic. Yeah. And, uh, who else? Dusty Springfield.
Starting point is 00:37:34 Should we mention her? Hers is kind of neat. I guess. It's kind of silly. She had a cat named Nicholas and Nicholas had a favorite meal, which was imported baby food. So she left the singer of Son of a Preacher Man. Um, she said, you know what, um, Nicholas is going to lay on my nightgown for the rest of Nicholas's life. And my music is going to be played and lifetime supply of that cat food for Nicholas.
Starting point is 00:38:01 Yeah. And then Leona Helmsley left 15 million to her dog for the care of her dog. You can't actually leave money to an animal. Yeah. You can like stipulate in your will that this money is for the care of this animal, right? She left a couple of grandkids, nothing. And then, yeah. And then there is the, um, there was the tree that owns itself in Athens.
Starting point is 00:38:23 Oh, yeah. The elderly couple that died or the elderly woman that died and left this piece of land, uh, apparently set up a trust for the tree so that it can never be cut down or removed. And actually, if you drive along the street, you have to go around the roundabout that's built around the tree that owns itself. Yeah. It's got a little placard and a little, uh, chain around it. Yeah. And that tree grows up to the center of city hall and that tree grew up to be Roy Cone.
Starting point is 00:38:51 I got nothing else. I don't either. If you want to read a fine article written by a young strapping Charles W. Bryant when he first came to howstuffworks.com, just type how wills work into the handy search bar at howstuffworks.com. That of course brings up listener mail. All right, Josh. I know you're going to bulk at this because we have another request from a boyfriend trying to get his girl. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:39:17 I feel so bad for Timmy, though. All right, go ahead. All right, Timmy, before we read this, dude, if you don't get back in touch with us and let us know what happened, we will find you. Yeah, you're dead to me. Even though we can't find the other guy, we will find you, Timmy. Since, yeah, and since we mentioned it, other guy who we proposed. We don't like you anymore.
Starting point is 00:39:34 Just what happened there, dude? People are clamoring to know. All right, to my beloved Josh and Chuck and Jerry. Since 2009, well, let me skip ahead to the interesting part. Okay. Jerry's cracking up today. Guys have been a big fan since 2009. One big thing that has changed since that time was I found an absolutely brilliant girlfriend.
Starting point is 00:39:57 She also loves you guys. We would spend our nights together, falling asleep listening, stuff you should know. She would fill me in on bits I missed. Sounds like a very sweet thing. Unfortunately, recently we were having a rough time of things, sort of lost perspective, and the spark faded. Let me go ahead and tell you, Timmy, dude, the spark, like that spark always fades. You got to have something else going on there.
Starting point is 00:40:21 Substantial. Model airplanes is a good one. So we both amicably agreed that it would be easier to split after 18 months together. And the best thing, we both do the same university. We have the same courses at times. Where is this guy from? He must be English or something. We still chat a lot, and I really miss her though, and I know she misses me too.
Starting point is 00:40:43 You don't know that, Timmy. You're about to find out. We were great together and just needed this time apart to sort out our heads and commit back to one another. What I would like to do, guys, is for you to say to Elaine, would you please get back with Timmy? Go back out with him. Be his boyfriend again. I'm sorry, girlfriend.
Starting point is 00:41:04 I know she'll be listening. It would be a great way of me showing her how much I still care, or you could just talk to her. That's another thing, or that he's watching her. I don't think we'll do any more of these. I love her. I want to spend my future with her. I would be really grateful for this. So that's the deal.
Starting point is 00:41:24 Timmy says much love. Elaine, take him back, or don't. Either way, Timmy, please let us know what happens so we can follow up and tell people what happened with Timmy and Elaine Saga. And that is it. That is as dead as haiku and disco. We are not doing that anymore. Never again. No.
Starting point is 00:41:43 All right, agreed. Okay. Thanks a lot, Timmy. Good luck to you forever. All right. Chuck, are you okay with that? No, I'm fine, because it just gets out of hand. And then, you know, we're asking people out on a first date all of a sudden, and hey, can you tell my friend Joe to pick up the tab every now and then?
Starting point is 00:42:02 You know, it's just, it's. I'm okay with that one. Okay. Yeah, that's fine. You know how I feel about freeloaders. All right, well then, let's call for that in the email. Um, no, we'll do that soon. They'll send them anyway.
Starting point is 00:42:14 Okay. All right, so if you know a story about a crazy will, a crazy stipulation in a will, I love that. I can't get enough of them. So let's hear them, right? Yeah, real ones. Yeah, well, yeah, don't make them up jerks. We want to hear it. You can put it on Facebook.
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