Stuff You Should Know - How Wine Fraud Works

Episode Date: October 15, 2015

Wine fraud may be a case of rich con artists tricking wealthy people into parting with money, but it's still a crime. Learn all about this weird, widespread practice in today's episode. Learn more ab...out your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 On the podcast, Hey Dude, the 90s called, David Lasher and Christine Taylor, stars of the cult classic show, Hey Dude, bring you back to the days of slip dresses and choker necklaces. We're gonna use Hey Dude as our jumping off point, but we are going to unpack and dive back into the decade of the 90s.
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Starting point is 00:00:57 Listen to Frosted Tips with Lance Bass on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Welcome to Stuff You Should Know, from HowStuffWorks.com. Hey, and welcome to the podcast. I'm Josh Clark, there's Charles W. Chuck Bryant, and all of the stuff you should know.
Starting point is 00:01:22 Man, that coffee smells good. You want some, you have a sip. No, I'm fine, but it just, I just love that smell. So nice, even though I don't drink much coffee. Oh, yeah, I'm with you. You know, it's just a delicious smell. Sometimes I'll go to a department store and just walk through the fragrance aisle,
Starting point is 00:01:39 and just smell the coffee samples they have there. Well, I thought you were gonna say you'd go through the lingerie and just brush up against things. After the coffee sniffing's done, and I can't smell anything anymore. Right. Uh, how are you? Thanks for outing me.
Starting point is 00:01:56 Man, that's creepy. Yeah, I'm sure there's weirdos out there who do that, too. Oh, are you kidding me? There's probably websites dedicated to it. Yeah, I'm fine. Good. Good. You like wine?
Starting point is 00:02:12 I love wine. How do you know, Chuck, that the wine you're drinking is actually the wine you think it is? Because nobody bothers to fraudulently rip off a $15 bottle of wine. Not true. Yeah? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:27 There is a famous issue in the world of wine, fraud, watch people from Tesco, which is, I think it's just a straight up supermarket in Britain. I saw that, actually. Yeah, you're right. And there is a Louis Jadot, which normally goes for about 15 pounds. It was selling on sale for five pounds.
Starting point is 00:02:46 That's a good deal. But one of the guys who purchased it contacted some people who were into wine and said, I think this is phony because the label looks like it's a photocopy. So somebody was doing knock off Louis Jadot, which normally goes for not that much, and sold it to Tesco, who was in turn selling it.
Starting point is 00:03:06 And this is a huge thing, man. There's a big, big debate, even still, on just how widespread wine fraud is. And it's really difficult to get to the bottom of, because there's so many people who have their fingers in this fraudulent pot, whether wittingly or unwittingly. And either way, are unwilling to admit
Starting point is 00:03:27 that it's as extensive as it is, or the people who are burned are making a bigger deal out of it than they are, than it really is, because they have the money and the context to get CBS to do a story on how they got burned by buying some fake wine. So it's not entirely clear how widespread it is. But there have been some really great, very famous, almost proven stories of outright wine fraud.
Starting point is 00:03:56 But it's a pretty new phenomenon. Well, if you think ancient Rome is pretty new. Let's hear it, man. Well, I mean, ever since there was wine, people were making fake wine, or trumping it up as something other than it was. So the newer practice, you can divide it into two things. It was an ancient Rome.
Starting point is 00:04:16 They were doing stuff like this, and adding lead to wine to sweeten it while they were killing people. But then there's the new practice of, hey, this is a Thomas Jefferson bottle of wine, and you can buy it at Christie's auction for $100,000. And it's really not that at all. Do you remember back in the 80s, I think Riyuneti was adding windshield wiper fluid or something?
Starting point is 00:04:42 It was at the very least an urban legend. More recently, there was something added to wine to make it sweeter that was really bad for you. But I don't know. I can't confirm if it was that case or not. This was specifically Riyuneti in the 80s. And again, it could have just been an urban legend, because it was the same time that there
Starting point is 00:04:57 were spiders, eggs, and bubblegum. Sure. Yeah, there was a lot of consumer panic, I think. Yeah, it was a golden age for urban legends. Yeah, agreed. And we need to do one on wine, period. Yes, this is so us. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:14 We'll do episodes on everything but the actual thing, and then we'll finally get to the thing. And we could also probably do a completely separate podcast on wine tasting, because, man, that's a really bitter pill, because there are some people who say there really is no difference in these wines. And there have been numerous occasions over the years where jerks have set up wine tasters to fail
Starting point is 00:05:43 by just switching out wines and saying, this is a really nice bottle, or what's really crappy. And they say, whoa, this is lovely. The Tannins are really coming in. It's jammy and full. And they're like, you're drinking two buck chuck. People love that stuff. It's a big bone of contention with wine drinkers
Starting point is 00:06:00 and also people who like to poo-poo that. Right. And say, it's all subjective, and you're all just snooty, and either really is no difference. But there really is a difference. Well, OK, so there is a, like you say, there's a big debate over that, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:15 But if you dive into the world of high-end vintage wine collecting, it's like an oreboros, right, that snake that eats its own tail, in that the people who are in charge of judging whether something's real or not are basing that on their previous experiences, which may or may not have been an experience with a fraudulent wine. So even if you can tell the difference,
Starting point is 00:06:46 if you've only been exposed to, say, fraudulent 18th century wine, then when you are asked to judge a bottle of 18th century wine, you're going to compare it to that. And if it's ultimately coming from the same counterfeiter, you will be like, yes, this is the real thing, because I've had that before, and it tastes like that. Well, yeah, and here's the other thing is there is vintage
Starting point is 00:07:13 appropriately aged wine that tastes great because it has aged in such a way. And then there are these super old bottles that apparently taste like canned asparagus is the note that it brings out. And these don't even taste that good. It's just the fact that you can own it and show people. You don't even drink it, in most cases.
Starting point is 00:07:36 Yes. You don't drink a Jefferson wine. No. You have it in your collection. So you say, ooh, look at my collection. Exactly. That's the whole point. A lot of people, for a lot of people, that's the whole point.
Starting point is 00:07:46 It's just own this bottle. It's like owning a piece of Thomas Jefferson. You get to show off and tell people how great you are, right? Yeah, exactly. So that's how a lot of wine counterfeiting has gotten away with, because the people are never going to open the wine. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:08:01 So whatever tampering you did with the seal is never going to be discovered. They're never going to taste the wine inside, so it could be two buck choc or whatever. Won't see the cork. Yeah, and they're just happy to have this thing and their status to be elevated to the point where they don't really want to know if it's a counterfeit.
Starting point is 00:08:23 So long as they can walk around and tell people, this is Thomas Jefferson. Right. Well, we should go ahead and start talking about Bill Koch. He is one of the other brothers. He is not Charles or David Koch of the famous Republican Koch brother fame. Billionaire supporters of the Republican Party.
Starting point is 00:08:45 Yeah. Yeah? Sure. Are you saying that's the nicest way to describe them? Yeah, it really is. Yeah, it is. He is one of the brothers who got out, along with another brother.
Starting point is 00:08:57 But not another brother from another mother. No, they're all the same mother, right? Right. Yeah, he got out of the family business and said, you know what, I'm a billionaire. What I'm going to do is I'm going to start collecting really rare and expensive things. One thing he has is a gun collection.
Starting point is 00:09:14 He owns Custer's Rifle. Billy the Kid's pistol. Does he? Yeah. He owns the gun that killed Jesse James. Oh, I'm sorry. It's Jesse James pistol and that gun. And that gun.
Starting point is 00:09:26 What was his name, Robert Ford? Yeah. And that was a good movie. Oh, boy, was it really good. Beautifully shot as well. Widerp's rifle, Doc Holliday's rifle. He owns a lot of vintage guns. He owns a lot of very famous works of art,
Starting point is 00:09:41 like original Picasso's and Monet's. Right. As far as he knows. Exactly. He sounds like a big sucker to me. And he also owns, as this article says, several hundred bottles of what he calls moose piss. Yeah, that's what he calls it.
Starting point is 00:09:59 Well, he's saying that for all he knows, that's what's inside. He got duped very famously. Many, many times. Yeah. And he has had many, many lawsuits over the years that have come out. This guy loves suing people. Oh, sure.
Starting point is 00:10:11 He does what he calls drop and subpoenas on people. Oh, yeah? Yeah. He sues people almost recreationally. He drops a subpoena on their head? Yeah. What a guy. So he, Bill Koch, again, very famously,
Starting point is 00:10:26 he's probably the most famous victim of wine fraud. Because he sues everybody he possibly can who may or may not have sold him a fake. Sure. He really takes it personally. And he really goes after people. And he did a lot of media about this, too. So he's very famous for this.
Starting point is 00:10:45 And he brought in some wine experts and said, here are 30,000, 40,000 bottles of wine that I have in my sellers. How many are fake? And they just took a random sample of 3,000 bottles. Oh, he kidding me? No, they said, what are you paying me again? Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:11:01 They're like, we'll bill you for this. Yeah. They took a random sample of 3,000 bottles and it yielded 130 fakes. So I mean, he has hundreds and hundreds and hundreds by extension of fake bottles of wine in his seller. And that was actually, that's about on par with what the average, not necessarily uninitiated
Starting point is 00:11:29 or uneducated wine buyer, but fervent vintage wine buyer would have, that about $4 million seller, about a million of it will be on fakes. Yeah, and he supposedly spent close to $5 million on fake wine over the past quarter century, including some of those Jefferson's that we'll talk about. And a lot of this wine came from a man named Rudy,
Starting point is 00:11:56 Curnia Juan. Oh, that's good stuff. Yeah? It's even better than I had in my head. What'd you have? Curnia Juan. Curnia Juan? I like that.
Starting point is 00:12:05 I think Curnia Juan is good. And this guy was one of the most famous, really, alongside another guy that we'll talk about, one of the most famous wine fraudists. Fraudsters? Fraudster. Counterfeiters? Counterfeiters of all time.
Starting point is 00:12:20 And he was sentenced to 10 years in prison and supposedly was to pay close to $50 million in damages. Which is easily what he made by selling fake wine. Sure. In two sales, in 2006, he made $36 million selling fake wine. What a jerk. And it's easy to sit back and the defense team even
Starting point is 00:12:44 used this in court to say, ah, these are rich guys. Like, no harm, no foul. Who cares if you're ripping off the rich? Yes, very easy. And I even found myself kind of thinking that. But at the end of the day, it's wrong. It's wrong. It's wrong.
Starting point is 00:13:00 Sure. I mean, I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't sell a counterfeit bottle of wine. Yeah. It's wrong. It's illegal. And it's gross. And just because you're ripping off the rich,
Starting point is 00:13:09 it's not like he's Robin Hood and giving that then to the poor. He was having rich himself. I didn't have the idea that he was doing that. Plus, Dave Rues, who wrote this, made this point. But I take issue with it that ultimately, vintage counterfeit wine fraud affects all wine drinkers because that stuff trickles down. I don't think that's true because from reading this,
Starting point is 00:13:35 there were two really great long form articles that this article was partially based on. One was in The New Yorker, and one was on Vanity Fair. And both of them were totally worth reading. Yeah, agreed. But just from reading those, you get the impression that those are two very different worlds, that the world of just regular wine appreciation and vintage
Starting point is 00:13:58 wine collection form a Venn diagram that just barely overlaps. And that one really does not affect the economics of the other. So if there's a bunch of counterfeit stuff going on in the vintage wine world, it probably wouldn't drive up prices for the wine that you're buying that's 10 years old tops.
Starting point is 00:14:22 So I don't think that that's necessarily true, his point that we all shoulder the burden that counterfeiters do because these two worlds are so divorced. But even still, people are losing money and reputations are being built up and lost. Yeah. I get that. All right, well, let's take a little break,
Starting point is 00:14:40 and we'll come back. We'll talk about the two ways that you can generally go about trying to fake a wine. On the podcast, Hey Dude, the 90s called David Lasher and Christine Taylor, stars of the cult classic show Hey Dude, bring you back to the days of slipdresses and choker necklaces. We're going to use Hey Dude as our jumping off point, but we are going to unpack and dive back into the decade of the 90s.
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Starting point is 00:16:59 you listen to podcasts. All right, we're back. We're drunk on wine. So drunk. I wish. What's your favorite wine? Uh, my favorite wines are big bodied California Cabernets, generally. Like not a specific, like, wine maker, if that's what you're asking.
Starting point is 00:17:29 I'm not going to like. Yeah, there's no wrong answer. Yeah, no. Well, I was at funny because it made me think of fat bottom girls, that queen song, big bodied California Cabernets. Yeah, it just popped in my head and I laughed like a goon. Yeah, I'm like really full bodied wines, Zimp and Dells and Cabernets. Yeah, I think California is just they're doing it right.
Starting point is 00:17:50 You know, they say petite sara is the Rodney Dangerfield, the wine world. I've heard that. So if you're going to go about faking a wine, um, you, uh, there are two things. You can do. You can either fake the wine inside a real bottle or you can fake the bottle with real wine real. Yeah. And it's all real wine.
Starting point is 00:18:10 You know, it's a different vintage maybe. Yeah. But like it could be like a really nice 1947 wine that you say, it's actually from 1914. Or even 1941. I mean, like it could be within a couple of years depends on, on whether it was a good year. Yeah. Good point.
Starting point is 00:18:29 You know, it's a good idea to have that kind of stuff and actually Bill Koch makes a pretty good point. His whole thing is he wants to have, I think 150 years of Lafitte or some, some house, like every single vintage that they released of every single varietal over the course of 150 years, which is extremely ambitious. And he said it's easy to get the, the really prized ones because those are the ones that like people saved and all that. Right, right.
Starting point is 00:18:57 The mediocre years that are old, that nobody bothered to save this, drank it through the bottle or just didn't keep it. Right. Those are the ones that he has the most trouble finding. Or they did the skeet shooting. They just had the servants throw it up in the air and they shot him with shotguns. Yeah. That's what they do.
Starting point is 00:19:13 Richie riches. Well, you make a good point too, because Kearney Allen, although he dealt in the super high echelon, he would also take a 200 bottle of wine and fake it to be like a $1,000 bottle of wine. Yeah. And he would take out, he would take an old bottle, a legitimate real bottle, put in his own mix of wine and cork it again and make it look like it had never been open. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:38 Or like you said, he would take just say a 47 Lafitte and mess with the label to make it look like a 41 Lafitte, which would be worth 10 times that, what the 47 Lafitte would be worth. Right. And clearly I also want to point out Lafitte is obviously the only fancy wine that I'm familiar with, because that's my go-to. So if you guys are out there and you're getting the impression that I know what I'm talking about as far as wine goes, you have been duped.
Starting point is 00:20:04 Well, you're not a big wine guy. No. You're on record as such. I like wine. I'm definitely not a wine guy. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:13 And I'm not wine guy either. I'm the very, I'm wine guy in the bare sense of the word. I like really good wines. I like going to wineries, but I'm certainly no, like I'm not saying I have some amazing palate. I can't pick out vanilla notes and things like that. I'm just like, man, this tastes really good. Well, let me pour a bottle of it.
Starting point is 00:20:34 And I tend to fall into that camp where I'm certain that there are people out there, literal taste makers who can tell the difference between wine. And I've had wine that I didn't like before. I've had wine that I do like. But I fall into the camp where I'm ultimately like it's, it's whatever you appreciate. There's no hierarchy. There doesn't need to be, you know, a $2,000 bottle is not necessarily going to taste as good as a $20 bottle that the whole thing is just about individual enjoyment.
Starting point is 00:21:08 And then kind of snobbery associated with it to me just misses the point. Yeah. Here's my deal is I can really tell a difference between what I would consider cheap wine and like a decent bottle or a good bottle. But that's where my taste level maxes out. I can't tell the difference between a $200 bottle and a $40 bottle. But if you gave me like a $6 bottle, you can taste the difference. It's between that and like a $20 bottle.
Starting point is 00:21:37 Yeah. But even then, if that's what you like, that's what you like. I'm not going to like poo poo. It's just not what I want. You know? Oh man. A lot of caveats there. So we were talking about Rudy K. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:50 And how to, how he faked wines and he was, he got real bottles, correct? In general. Yeah. And made his own wine concoctions. Here's what this dude did, right? To get to the point where he could even counterfeit. Yes. He got his hands on real stuff and he ran up some serious, serious bar tabs while he was
Starting point is 00:22:09 doing it. Oh yeah. That's a legendary story of him hooking up with this guy who was the head of wine sales at an auction house called Acker Merrill. They factor in big time into this guy's ascent and Rudy K's counterfeit ascent. Not weddingly necessarily, but they let him use their reputation to build his own. But he did it by duping him by throwing like these crazy parties at like restaurants and having like $250,000 tabs.
Starting point is 00:22:51 Picking up the tab himself, but then after everybody left, going to the staff at the restaurant being like mail me every single one of those bottles. And they go, okay, it's your wine, but that's weird. Not enough to make mention of it, but it was odd to them. His big thing was that he did it at the same place over and over again. So they did start to notice. But while he was doing this, he was also collecting wine too, really expensive vintage wine. And there was already a market for it, but it didn't look anything like the market that
Starting point is 00:23:22 he built almost himself. He drove the value of vintage wine up almost single-handedly by buying up as many bottles of old stuff as he could. And while he was doing that, he was building his reputation. He was making connections and he was getting his hands on legitimate wine that he could use to resell now that the market was up at a higher price after he'd already consumed it at, say, like a party. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:49 And one thing he was doing that tipped off some people early on was, like you were saying, he was buying off years of good vintages, great vintages to where there was one guy, the thing is Jeffrey Troy was his name. He's a wine merchant. And he said he was buying these good bottles of French Burgundy, but they weren't great. They were off years and it was just, if he was a collector, it was just weird to buy these and to be adamant about buying these because he could get them for cheaper and fake them easier.
Starting point is 00:24:18 Exactly. Like he could just kind of smudge the year and all of a sudden it's a much more expensive vintage. So he's driving the market up. He's buying legitimate wine. Apparently he's taking out loans that he defaulted on to build this reputation on his. And so when the market hits, he starts counterfeiting. And there was one story that actually was pretty prominent in the Vanity Fair article
Starting point is 00:24:45 where he was apparently confused. He thought, and there's no way that any of us would have ever thought this, but he thought that a Ponceau Clos Saint-Denis was the same thing as the Christine Ponceau Clos Saint-Denis. Ha ha ha. Right. He was way off. He thought that he figured that Ponceau made this wine in Burgundy in the 40s because Christine Ponceau Clos Saint-Denis made this wine in the 40s.
Starting point is 00:25:17 It turns out that the regular Ponceau, the very famous Ponceau family, made their Clos Saint-Denis starting in the 80s. So he actually got found out because of this one mistake. This led to his unraveling. And he was going to auction or sell about like 95 bottles of this stuff that was overtly counterfeit. It had never existed. Which also said a lot about the collectors at the time, too, because they were coveting
Starting point is 00:25:44 and paying for wine that they'd never even heard of. Yeah, it didn't exist. Strictly because these people were attached to it. Yeah. It's pretty amazing. It really is. And that's how he was able to get away with it for so long. Because that dinner, the guy Ponceau himself, the guy who was the proprietor of the vineyard
Starting point is 00:26:02 showed up at that dinner, flew from Paris to, I think, New York to be at the dinner to make sure that they didn't auction off those things because he knew they were counterfeit. And Rudy Kay still was left to just keep going for years after that because of reputations. Well and like you said, he had built up this reputation, which is a big part of it. You have to be a true con artist. You can't just go in there and say, hey, I've got all these Jefferson wines. I'm Chuck. Right.
Starting point is 00:26:32 You know, you have to be known in the community and it takes a long time to build that rep. Right. Yeah, they have to think you have money, real money. Which he did. No, he borrowed it all. Well, I thought he came for money. No, that was a backstory. Was that all, Aruse?
Starting point is 00:26:45 Yep. Well, he had money at one point. He borrowed it. Oh, no, but then he made a lot. Right. So think about this. He defaulted on a three or four million dollar loan and then another one or two million dollar loan.
Starting point is 00:26:57 And then he also borrowed privately from other wine collectors that he knew. Yeah. But even still, let's say he borrowed ten million dollars that he defaulted. He made tens and tens and tens more millions, thirty four million dollars in one year just from two sales. Yeah. And he currently is appealing his conviction on the grounds that when he was arrested, he was arrested on his front porch and they searched his house and they said, you can't
Starting point is 00:27:26 do that. They got the search warrant afterward and he said, well, you can't do that. There should have never been searched. Yeah, really? And it's looking like they're saying now, you know what, they had reasonable doubt to search your home. Phil Coke said. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:27:42 So I don't think that appeal is going to go anywhere. But this is as recently as like this year, I think he's still appealing. Yeah. But he got ten years, right? Yeah. Ten years. Yeah. So he got caught and he got caught red handed, it sounds like, and the people who were attached
Starting point is 00:28:00 to him that helped build up this market definitely suffered some dings to their reputation. Oh, yeah. But are saying like, we had no idea. We trusted this guy. We were duped too. And to their merit, Acker Merrill offered like money back guarantees on anything that was considered or found to be fake and paid up on it after one auction. Well, one of the guys Coke is suing is, I can't remember his name, but he supposedly
Starting point is 00:28:32 is like, I didn't know I was selling you fake wine. Like I got duped. Right. And he's saying, no, you knew. So they're trying to prove whether or not this guy actually knew. And so that's another part of that debate where how widespread is this? Who knows what? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:47 And who's like, how far do you go back before you find the person who did it? Right. So we'll talk about one other person who allegedly did it right after this break. On the podcast, Hey Dude, the 90s called David Lasher and Christine Taylor, stars of the cult classic show, Hey Dude, bring you back to the days of slip dresses and choker necklaces. We're going to use Hey Dude as our jumping off point, but we are going to unpack and dive back into the decade of the 90s. We lived it.
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Starting point is 00:31:18 So Chuck, there's another man, very famous man in the wine world. His name is hardy, hardy rodent stock, but I don't believe that's his real name. His real name is what? Mineheart Gurke. That's right. What a name. It's his given name, but he goes by hardy rodent stock and has since the 70s and he, to be a truly great wine counterfeiter, not only do you have to build up a reputation
Starting point is 00:31:49 as rich and, um, willing to crack bottles of ridiculously expensive, um, historically valuable wine at parties where there's wine critics and auctioneers and wine experts. Um, but you also have to have a certain love for wine. I think Rudy Kay definitely loved wine. Yes. They, but they all have, but yeah. And hardy rodent box definitely does too. And apparently there's, there's a big question about whether he is one of the better wine
Starting point is 00:32:24 mixers on the planet. Who rodent stock? Yeah. I think that's a real job where like, like, uh, someone will work at a winery and they'll take a little bit of this and a little bit of that. And then all of a sudden you've got their blend. Yeah. They're, they're, they're blend.
Starting point is 00:32:38 Some blends are better than others. Apparently rodent stock is a master blender if he is in fact a counterfeiter. This article on how stuff works makes it, makes it sound like Bill Cokes hired FBI gun, closed the book and like it's done, but it's never been proven in a court of law that rodent stock actually, um, was this counterfeiter and he's, he still denies the allegations. Oh, the, the circumstantial evidence is pretty, pretty substantial. Yeah. I mean, I think the only reason is cause he refuses to come to America to go to court.
Starting point is 00:33:09 Yeah. You know? Yeah. He's like I'm a German, but there's no criminal prosecution. It's all civil as far as I understand. Yeah. I think that's the case. So he was a former music manager and, um, he, I think they're making him, there's a
Starting point is 00:33:23 book called the billionaires vinegar about this, about the Jefferson wines. So interesting that they're making to a movie with McConaughey, of course. Oh yeah. Does he play Bill Cokes or Hardy rodent stock? I don't know who he's playing. Or does he just kind of like wander around days in the background? He's the wine maker, man. Uh, yeah, I'm not sure who he's playing actually, but, uh, it was a big book and it was about
Starting point is 00:33:48 the famous, uh, Jefferson wines and basically the deal is Thomas Jefferson as we all know was, uh, way into wine, way into France, um, big Franco file and he had either bottles in his collection or he had his own vintage as well. Um, Thomas Jefferson wines and, uh, very famously, uh, hard and stock was rooted out allegedly, I guess, do we have to say that as faking these Jefferson bottles? Yeah. Um, he would force, you know, you're supposed to spit out when you're drinking wine tasting. He would, he would, I don't know about force, but highly encourage his guests to swallow.
Starting point is 00:34:26 So they would be drunker, uh, by the time they got to the real good stuff at the end, which is, uh, and again, so it's unusual to force your guests to drink rather than spit out the wine at a tasting party. Yeah. And then it's also unusual to bring out your best stuff at the end because everybody knows your palate is saturated and you can't really tell the difference anyway. Well if you've ever been on a wine tour and go to like several wineries, you, you definitely at the last winery, you're like, give me a case.
Starting point is 00:34:54 Right. This is great. Yeah. So when he's throwing these parties in these tastings, again, he's invited and they're very smart to invite wine experts, wine critics, wine journalists. It's an event. It is an event. Again, all these people think that this dude is just this eccentric, extraordinarily rich
Starting point is 00:35:12 dude who is literally opening to drink and share with them. Yeah. He's wonderful. These, these people who are peons compared to this man, he's such a great man because he's opened a 1787 bottle of Thomas Jefferson's wine and he's given me a glass. I've got to go right about it. I got to talk about how great Hardy Rodenstock is. So he's very smart to have surrounded himself with the people he did.
Starting point is 00:35:36 Yeah. The story was that he said, um, he claimed that he found a batch of Jefferson bottles behind a brick wall in a Paris, uh, Parisian basement that he still hasn't revealed where this is. Right. A little suspicious. A little. Uh, and then.
Starting point is 00:35:52 Especially if you already got all the wine out of there. Yeah. Exactly. Uh, and then he and, uh, he went and sold a lot of these to people like Coke and, uh, Christopher Forbes and other billionaires for, um, hundreds of thousands of dollars per bottle. And I think they were like about 120 a bottle. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:09 It's a ton of money and, um, they were fakes and it was all, it all came down to a little matter of punctuation, which is hysterical to me. Yeah. Uh, the Thomas Jefferson bottles, um, well, first of all, he kept really meticulous records because he was so into wine. Jefferson did. TJ did. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:28 Yeah. And he said it was engraved T H period, capital J period, right? Supposedly Jefferson, when he wrote his initials, it would be T H colon capital J period. So that fatal flaw of the matter of punctuation is what gave him away basically. Yeah. Period and not a colon. There's a larger question too. So the idea that Thomas Jefferson would have his bottles engraved was based on a letter,
Starting point is 00:36:58 a verified letter, um, it was an order that Jefferson placed for French wine on behalf of himself and George Washington, which makes these bottles even more amazingly awesome because they think, well, these came from a, an order that Jefferson placed that were also in George Washington's shipment as well. And that they, the, they needed to be separated out by initials. But if you step back and you think they wouldn't go in and grave all the bottles, they just mark the crates that the bottles came in. This crate goes to George.
Starting point is 00:37:30 This crate goes to Jefferson because he was ordering it by the case, not by the bottle. So the idea that the bottles would be engraved is also dubious in and of itself. But Monticello historians are like, number one, he, this is wrong the way that this is engraved. That's not how he would have done it. And secondly, there's no records in all of, we have the records for this era and there's nothing in there about these vintages being in Monticello or being ordered by Jefferson. And then also, um, once Bill Koch put his FBI dude on the, on the case, it turns out
Starting point is 00:38:06 that it's likely that this engraving was done by modern instruments. Yeah. He hired a guy named, uh, an ex, uh, Fed named Jim McElroy or I'm sorry, Jim Elroy. And I know I kept wanting to say McElroy too, I guess, because of the McElroy brothers. So, uh, he hired this guy, paid him a lot of money, I imagine, to try and do some digging on this. And one of their first lines of defense was, uh, there's something called, uh, cesium dash 137.
Starting point is 00:38:34 And that is, uh, a radioactive isotope that exists because it's a product of nuclear fission of uranium. So it didn't exist until we started doing that before we started launching nuclear bomb explosion tests. Yeah. Exactly. And now it exists and you can actually test for this stuff. So if you find, uh, you know, it basically can date something back to 1945.
Starting point is 00:38:58 Right. However, uh, in the case of hardened stock, he was smart enough at least to use wine older than 1945. So that didn't really help him much. Yeah. And I wonder if he just, surely he just lucked out. I don't know. Cause I wonder if that cesium test was around when he did this, cause this, he supposedly
Starting point is 00:39:15 found him in 85 and started selling them immediately. Yeah. So maybe he got lucky or maybe he just was like, I need to use some really old nice wine to at least try and get away with it. So again, there's like, and then the, one other part of the, um, the case against him was that he had a tenant once at his family's house who had an apartment near his in the house. And in the basement, the tenant said that he saw like basically tons of empty bottles
Starting point is 00:39:42 and, um, stacks of labels and all this stuff, which to the tenant meant, well, this guy's forging wine, right? That's a little more. That's probably what I would think. I hope he doesn't go by my recycling every Wednesday, pure wine counterfeiter. It could be. Uh, so there are a lot of, uh, there's nothing you can do about these, these old, um, I mean, you can have people inspect them and try and verify them.
Starting point is 00:40:12 But there's really nothing you can do as a, like a foolproof method, uh, but really nice wineries now are doing, there are a lot of methods you can do now for future generations of wine fraud. Yeah. For the vintage stuff, your SOL basically, you just have to really trust where it's coming from, probably hire an expert and, um, maybe stay away from rodent stock if you're Bill Koch, right? That's right.
Starting point is 00:40:35 But there, yeah. Like you said, the, the modern guys are using things like, um, RFID tags, um, QR codes that you scan and it takes you to a website or something. Yeah. Microchips like you have in your dog. Yep. So you can track the actual bottle. There's also like tamper proof, um, capsules that the, the, that the wine is encased in
Starting point is 00:40:56 the, the bottle's neck that when that's open, it changes color if it's ever been opened. And some actually alert the internet or I guess back home at headquarters once it's been open. Uh-huh. And there's another one that's pretty cool. There's this company that inserts a, a specific DNA marker into like the ink on the label that can't be counterfeited and that they can go back in later and be like, no, this is real.
Starting point is 00:41:28 At the very least, we know the label's real. Yeah. In Rudy K's case, he had a bunch of credit card charges for glue and labels and ink and he, I mean, he had a pretty nice trail of evidence behind him. Yeah, I'm sure he was not very smart with it. Well, I mean, if his apartment was just a counterfeiting factory. And then lastly, check the, one of the, the pieces of evidence that a lot of people point to when they say that, um, wine fraud is a big deal, um, is eBay.
Starting point is 00:41:55 Yeah. Like you go on, yeah, you can go on eBay and spend a hundred bucks on a empty bottle that if it weren't empty would go for a thousand or 10,000 or whatever. And the idea behind it, of course, is that somebody's filling it up and putting it back on the market as a counterfeit. Why would someone sell that? That reason to make a hundred bucks on a $10,000 bottle of wine. Sure.
Starting point is 00:42:23 Some people love money. I know. It just seems like a lot of people who buy that kind of wine, I don't picture them going on eBay and running auctions over. Well, it makes you wonder also if like those are people who like they're just working at a restaurant. And well, that's what it sounds like to me and take that home and put it on eBay. The servant throws the, uh, you know, cleans up after the dinner party.
Starting point is 00:42:44 Yeah. That's what I figure is going on. And apparently a lot of restaurants now because of guys like Rudy Kay and, uh, Hardy Rhodes, the rodent stock now, um, smash vintage bottles once the wine's been ordered and drunk. With well with the shotgun and the, uh, skeet shooting, I got one last thing supposedly there were only five magnums of 1947, Le Fleur produced. Okay. Uh, between 2005 and 2007, 18 magnums of 1947, Le Fleur were sold at auction.
Starting point is 00:43:19 Wow. That's so easy to, how can that happen? That's so easy to check when there's only five of something. The argument is that either the guy who works at Le Fleur and did in 1947 and says, no, there was only five magnums, doesn't remember because the record keeping in like Burgundy is terrible back in the day. Sure. Um, or that the, there's just no will.
Starting point is 00:43:44 There's so much of a market for counterfeit wine and there's not enough pressure being put on the people who are actually selling it or allowing it to happen that it's just whatever. And supposedly now that America's gotten more and more savvy, this counterfeit market is moving over to China to where there's like a lot of wealth coming up and not a lot of wine education and people are just getting taken for rides. Good stuff. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:11 This is a good one, man. Good pick. If you want to know more about wine fraud, you can type those words in the search bar at howstoveworks.com. And I said search bar. Should I be Chuck? What is the time for? Facebook questions.
Starting point is 00:44:21 All right. Sometimes we pull questions from Facebook to answer them, so we're doing that. This is from Diane Martin, Diane F. Martin. Since your podcasts are essentially what would be called literature reviews and research lingo, how do you decide which references to include and exclude to use any kind of quality indicators to decide what you will include, especially when they're deeply debated? This is a good question. We've talked about our research process.
Starting point is 00:44:56 I think we try to use peer-reviewed journals and I mean, if we find something on the internet, we try and double and triple check that information. I know a big giveaway you always talk about is if it's the same exact thing, print it a bunch. That's usually a sign that it could be bogus. Like Rodney Dangerfield being in the scout? Yeah, in the movie, the scout. But it still bears mentioning.
Starting point is 00:45:19 Sure. You just have to mention it with a caveat. We don't find it credible, but it's out there because it exists in some form or fashion. Scientific journals, medical journals. Sure. I mean, peer-reviewed is just a great way to go if you can get your hands on it. I remember this great article called, Why is Science Behind a Paywall? About basically the science publishing cartel.
Starting point is 00:45:44 But if you can get your hands on peer-reviewed stuff, that's the best stuff to work with. Agreed. Go ahead. Another question? Yeah. Chuck. For me? This is from Shane Elliott.
Starting point is 00:45:58 I knew, I think you meant no, this question, we'll find a special place in Chuck's heart. What are your favorite types and kinds of beers and why? Do you brew your own beer? And somebody else said recently on Twitter that you said in the beer episode that you were going to get into home brewing. Did you ever? No. So that's a two-part question for you, Chuck, from Twitter and Facebook.
Starting point is 00:46:18 Well, you're a beer guy, too. Sure. I like beer. I do not brew my beer, but on the record is really liking IPAs and there's a backlash going on now. Why? Because there's so many of them and people are like, there's other kinds of beers in the world.
Starting point is 00:46:33 IPAs taste like soap. I love IP. I love anything that's super hoppy. Yeah, I do. I just, that's what I like. Our friend Dave dropped by. Yeah, from Sweetwater. From Sweetwater and brought us some hop hash.
Starting point is 00:46:45 I haven't tried it yet, have you? No, but his, all that stuff is good. Yeah. Sweetwater does a great job. Yeah. And we've always both kind of agreed that Sierra Nevada Pale Ale is one of the great all time pale ales. It is great for sure.
Starting point is 00:46:59 But there's so many great ones. Bell's too hard. I love it. Oh man. That might be the best ever. Yeah. And that Pliny the Elder we got since we met, that was delicious. It was great.
Starting point is 00:47:08 Oh, here in Athens, Georgia, Creature Comfort's Tropicalia. I've not had that one. Delicious. Orpheus Brewing is here in Atlanta. Yeah. And they make a sour that I tried that was really, really good. I'm not into the sour. Have you tried it?
Starting point is 00:47:24 Sours? Yeah. I like it. I loved it. No, I don't get it either. It was so weird that I was like, this is kind of good. Yeah. It was weird in a good way.
Starting point is 00:47:33 Because sometimes weird can just be novel and you're like, okay, I tried that. It's done. This is, I mean, I like it. Yeah. I don't like wheat beers. I don't either. Belgian Whites. No, not a fan.
Starting point is 00:47:45 All right. There's your answer, fishbowl. No, I'm thirsty. Jackson Bly, other than Atlanta, what are your top five favorite cities each? New York, San Francisco, Seattle. Do they have to be American cities? No, just cities. In that case, then I'll throw in Paris and London.
Starting point is 00:48:12 Look at me. Whoa, fancy pants. I know. I know. Let's see. I love Hiroshima, Japan. It's a really neat city. So is Kyoto.
Starting point is 00:48:23 I'm going to make those tied for one, though. Of course, New York. Sure. Let's see. I like D.C. a lot, too. Yeah. It's a great town. Rome, Italy is surprisingly neat.
Starting point is 00:48:37 Surprisingly. What are you getting? I mean, it's a major city. Yeah. And it's packed with people. So you would think like, oh, it's a city. Sure. But it also has, I mean, like you're just walking along the street and all of a sudden you're
Starting point is 00:48:50 walking next to like a 3,000-year-old wall. Yeah. That's not even part of a museum. Oh, yeah. This could be just built up around it. Yeah. Dude, there'd be like a fountain on a corner. That blew my mind.
Starting point is 00:49:01 Like somebody's peeing in that's 1,000 years old. Right. It's a very neat city in that regard. I like, where else? That's all I can come up with right now. You know what? I don't have to go all fancy pants. I like Charleston, South Carolina, one of my favorite places.
Starting point is 00:49:21 It's a great place for food. Savannah. Yeah. I like Charleston and Savannah. Yeah. Yeah. They're similar to me. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:30 Charleston is a little more refined, but also a little more modern. Yeah. Yeah. I don't, it's not fancy pants to like cities overseas. No, I know. But when someone says Paris, you're like, yeah. But Paris is awesome. It is.
Starting point is 00:49:45 It's a great time. In London. When's the last time you're in London? Like 20 years ago. Okay. You should go back. Because London is like a brand new city. Yeah, I bet.
Starting point is 00:49:54 There is something to do at all times now. They have cabs, which is apparently like the big thing that changed there. And it's just an awesome little town. Beautiful. Well, maybe we can go there on a tour. Yes. Let's. Well, that's your turn for the question.
Starting point is 00:50:11 This is from Gus M. Parker. Why did Josh grow his hair? Gus, there's a simple answer to that. Question. Because I can't. Because I realized that I have hair and I'm going to live it up while I got it. I'm going to go with Gary Rickleman. What is the best flavor of Pop-Tart?
Starting point is 00:50:30 There is only one correct answer. That's not true. Gary, I think what the answer you're looking for is brown sugar and cinnamon. It's a good one. There's nothing wrong with blueberry or strawberries. Strawberry is really good. Frosted strawberries. As long as it's frosted.
Starting point is 00:50:46 That's the key. Well, here's another key and here's a tip for you that don't mind clogging your arteries. Pop it out of the toaster. I know where you're going with this. Get a stick of butter and rub it on the back, the dry side, and then around the edges of the other side and just thank me later. I have not tried that and I actually heard that before from Jessica Simpson when she was pregnant.
Starting point is 00:51:08 Oh, really? Apparently just went berserk on the buttered Pop-Tarts. Never heard of that. You got time for one more? Yeah, we got time for a couple more. This is an unusual one from Michael Snivley or Snivley, one of the two. Probably Snivley. If the Bryant and Clark were units of measure, what would they measure?
Starting point is 00:51:28 Oh, man. Mine would probably, oh, I know what mine would be, is some sweat level. Oh, that's a good one. Like units of sweat per square inch or something. That's a good one. Yeah. Mine would measure the distance between any one place and awesome. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:51:47 Whoa. How's that? It's good. Thank you. All right, I got one more. Chelsea Hamilton, what's the most rewarding thing that stuff you should know has brought you or allowed you to do? We've done a lot of really neat things that we're very thankful for, but I'm going to
Starting point is 00:52:00 just say the live shows because they're so much fun. They're a lot of fun. And it's fun to go to cities. I've never been to and it's fun to meet people and get out of this little room. This is very rewarding and very fun. I'm going with Chuck's answer as well. All right. Well, thanks, everybody, for those Facebook questions.
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