Stuff You Should Know - Knife Throwing: Super Cool
Episode Date: February 27, 2018Sure knives can cut through a steak or slash through jungle vines, but probably the coolest thing you can do with a knife is throw it. At a person mounted to a wooden wheel. Spinning around. While you...’re blindfolded. Learn all about the impalement arts in this episode. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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On the podcast, Hey Dude, the 90s called,
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Right.
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Welcome to Stuff You Should Know
from HowStuffWorks.com.
Here we go.
Hey, and welcome to the podcast.
I'm Josh Clark.
There's Charles W. Chuck Bryant, and there's Jerry.
This is Stuff You Should Know.
All right.
This bears some explanation.
So I was doing my Stevie from Malcolm
in the middle impression.
Which one was Stevie?
He was the kid in the wheelchair who was like,
breathed like that, who talked like that,
because he had serious asthma.
Yeah.
Did you remember him?
Was he just like a classmate?
Yeah, he was like his best friend, I believe.
Yeah, I don't remember.
I like that show, though.
Yeah.
Well, that's not what I was doing, really.
No, we're slightly out of breath
because we just had a fire alarm.
Yeah, we had to walk down four flights of stairs,
and not like this, the one, the kind of flight
where it's like down, landing down again.
They should call that two flights.
Yeah, so we walked down eight flights of stairs,
and then walked back eight more.
I know.
Right when we got down, stopped,
and immediately turned around to go back in.
Yeah.
It was ridiculous.
It was the kind of thing that makes you say,
maybe I won't leave next time there's a fire alarm.
I was prepared to hide in the studio and keep working.
Yeah, we thought about it,
but there's a fire marshal who works here,
so you can't run afoul of him.
Man, he got on that orange vest, quick like.
Changes everything.
Have you ever heard of those guys
that sneak into places with those vests?
Yes, I have.
I don't, is there a name for what they do?
I'm sure more than one person has done this,
but there's these two guys in particular
who kind of got, I don't know about how famous,
but made a name for themselves for putting on
the orange vest and saying basically like,
if you wear one of these,
you can get in anywhere you want almost.
If you have an orange vest on,
you look like you're supposed to be there.
Well, yeah, you gotta have that
steely sense of nerve.
And a walkie-talkie is probably a good thing to have too.
But they can go anywhere,
because the orange vest guy,
that means that something's wrong
and the orange vest guy has to take care of it.
Yeah, like they showed pictures in the,
in front of a, I can't remember what show it was,
but a big, big concert,
where they were in that buffer area
between the people and the stage.
Right, yeah, I saw that too.
And Fred Durst is like,
oh, there's an orange vest guy.
Something must be going on.
What year was that?
This would have been 2002, maybe.
The Fred Durst years.
Great years.
The Wonder Years.
You're right.
Wow.
Man, I'm hot now too.
I feel good.
I got like, that got the endorphins falling.
This is gonna be a cool episode, buddy.
Well, the irony is I,
so grossly out of shape,
I started getting on the Peloton.
Yeah.
So I've been, and this is not a plug for pellets,
I guess it is, but it's not an ad,
but I've been getting on that thing.
So my legs are ham, rubber band hams.
Nice.
Right now.
Yeah.
Anyway.
Yeah.
Hey, y'all prepare yourself for the rubber band ham.
That's the song, right?
Hey, will you indulge me for one moment?
Oh man.
I've been waiting for you to ask me that for a long time.
All right, so I've got the old side gig going
with Movie Crush, my podcast where every Friday
I sit down with someone awesome
and talk about their favorite movie.
And kill it.
Thank you.
But I have now added a second weekly episode
that publishes on Monday called Mini Crushes.
And that's where I just sit in here with producer Noel.
He's sort of the omniscient voice of God.
And he sort of chimes in and I source a lot of questions
from Facebook to the Movie Crush Facebook page.
Listener mails, I do recommendations.
It's just a really interactive fan based experience.
Yeah.
So I want to plug the Mini Crushes
and let everyone know that yesterday
I dropped a very special Mini Crush
which was the Chuck and it's Emily's podcast debut.
Oh, congratulations man.
That's right.
It's called the Chuck and Emily drink wine
and talk about the Oscar nominations.
Oh yes, nice.
Yeah, so we recorded this thing at home.
We put the kid to bed and broke out some nice wine
and did our pre-Oscar roundup.
So that dropped yesterday and then next Monday,
the day after the Oscars,
we're going to have our post Oscar roundup
where we talked about who won
and what the speeches were like and who wore it best.
That's awesome.
And Emily's gonna be a star Chuck.
Yeah, she was actually pretty great.
And if you want a little peek behind the marital curtain,
this is your chance.
So yeah, if you could check out Movie Crush
on Apple podcast or wherever you get your podcast.
Nice man.
Do you feel indulged?
I very much.
Good.
All right, let's talk about knife throwing.
So I'm a little psyched about this
because knife throwing taps into my ninja training
that I did under Tommy Roper
as I'm sure I've mentioned before.
Yeah.
Reading about this, researching it.
I never threw knives.
We never made it that far in my training.
Maybe now I'll be,
I'll be hang gliding throwing knives at the same time.
Right.
I'm gonna get into both at once.
But I did a little throwing star stuff.
Throwing star is like the dummies knife throwing.
Because that thing always sticks, right?
Yeah, I mean, depending on how many spikes
you got coming off of it.
And how many beers you've had.
Sure.
And whether the tree is actually like a metal pole or not,
you're probably gonna stick a throwing star.
Throwing a knife is an entirely different endeavor.
And it's something that anybody can do
that Nicholas Gerbys, or Gerbys, never met him yet.
He points out that this is actually kind of like
a low hanging hobby.
That you can get a set of knives for 10, 15 bucks a piece.
You probably want about five, as we'll explain why.
Maybe six, and then you just practice.
Get yourself a good block of wood and practice.
And anybody can do this.
It's not like you're born to throw knives.
You practice, and if you like it, you keep going,
you just get better and better at it.
And you can impress your friends and neighbors.
Yes, and here's the point in the show
where we issue our COA kids.
If you're out there, do not go get a steak knife
from your drawer and start throwing it
at your dog.
That is not a throwing knife.
And never throw anything at your dog, kids.
I will come find you.
Yeah, never throw anything at anybody that's sharp.
But throwing knives are built to throw.
They're weighted and balanced to throw.
They're not like regular old knives,
and we'll get into all that.
But just, if you really want to try throwing knives,
go ask mom and dad.
Sure.
Or Tommy Roper.
Get ready for a no, and then play them
this podcast where it is an actual circus art.
And please, for the love of God, tell me
this is the last one.
I don't think so.
Of the circus arts.
No, it's not.
What else is there?
There's a bunch.
We've done the Globe of Death.
Oh, yeah.
Flame swallowing.
Lion taming, sword swallowing.
Sword swallowing.
We did circus families, just straight up circus families.
Human cannonball.
This has got to be it.
I don't think so, man.
I think it's going to keep going in depth.
Clowns.
We did clowns.
Clowns, for sure, yeah.
They don't want a PT Barnum, though.
No.
You mean Hugh Jackman?
Mm-hmm.
What is it, Chuck Stradamus?
I don't know.
Something like that.
I make one lucky casting call, predict one sexual predator,
and one bad lifetime movie.
Or what was Sharknado?
Sci-Fi?
Sci-Fi movie.
Three little things.
That's all.
That doesn't make me no Stradamus.
Haven't won the lottery yet.
Think of all the things I've said that didn't come true.
Right.
Way more.
Yeah, I guess that's true.
You know?
Yeah.
And whatever writes in.
No, it's true.
Well, that didn't happen.
Right, you really got that.
Actually, they do write in to tell us we got stuff wrong a lot.
That's true.
So we're going to take this seriously,
because we want you 10-year-olds out there who want to get your parents
to let you do this, to see that you're taking this seriously
by listening to this podcast first, OK?
That's right.
So what we're talking about specifically is known as somewhat
ironically as an impalement act, which is a really weird thing
to call it.
It's, well, it's, yeah, it really is.
I think it's a little tongue-in-cheek.
You think?
Because the point is to not impale somebody
with this kind of thing, right?
That's right.
And impalement acts are an umbrella term
that cover not just knife throwing, but bullwhip cracking.
Oh.
Shoot sharp shooting, archery, William Tell kind of thing.
Yeah, yeah.
All of those fall under the umbrella term of impalement acts.
Jerry's in dressing over there to our left.
She got very hot in the fire drill.
All right, so this goes back if we can get back
on the way back machine.
Oh, yeah.
All the way back to the late 19th century.
Oh, we got to go back even further than that.
Are you going to go back to ancient times?
No, no, we'll still just go to the 19th century.
Because I'm sure Chinese people in ancient times
threw stuff that stuck in walls.
Well, I looked at, I looked up the oldest knife.
China started everything.
Apparently they did.
Apparently they found the oldest knife 500,000 years ago.
Oh, the oldest knife.
Knife.
So we've been using knives longer than there
have been modern humans.
Yeah, for sure.
And then at some point, probably about 499,000 years ago,
we started throwing knives.
That's right.
It's stabbing is OK, but throwing a knife
is when you really can come to appreciate what a knife does.
OK?
Man, there was nothing better in an 80s movie
than when James Bond threw a knife and it got a guy.
Or American Ninja, that's what I was trained on.
Yeah.
All right, so Wild West shows, Buffalo Bill and his Wild West
shows traveled throughout the United States,
throughout Europe.
Knife throwing became a big spectacle at things like this,
as well as, obviously, sharp shooting and probably archery.
They probably did all the impalement arts.
They definitely did.
And they really brought it to the world
to the point where you can just basically say
that's where it started, was Buffalo Bill's Wild West show.
Yeah, and this is one of those things
where, through a modern lens, it is incredibly misogynistic
to think about the fact that you say, hey, let
me take a scantily clad woman, a target girl.
Yeah, that's what they call him, a target girl.
And throw knives at her.
Yeah, just stay in there.
Stay still.
Yeah, throw knives near her.
That's your job.
It's always a lady.
She's always got on like a bikini or something.
She's just like almost like Wild West steampunk
renaissance fair thing.
You know, just to cover all of the geek boys' dreams
and desires.
Right, but when you look at it through the modern lens,
it's like, man, that is totally misogynistic.
That is the act.
It's got a burlesque thing going on.
Yeah, sure.
I mean, you can see what they're trying to do
is titillate the young boys in the audience.
They're trying to sell tickets.
And it probably wouldn't have sold as many tickets
that they just had Bill the farm hand with a balloon
in his mouth getting popped.
I mean, it's still pretty cool.
You're still seeing the same thing.
But yeah, it's just basically tradition
and custom to have a scantily clad woman as your target girl.
Again, that's what they call them, is the target girl.
And that is one of the two people involved
in this impalement act.
That's right.
We mentioned the balloon in the mouth.
That was one of the big tricks.
It was a German husband and wife named the Gibson's, who
introduced the very famous Wheel of Death in 1938
at the Ringling Brothers show at Madison Square Garden.
Have you seen this?
Oh, yeah.
OK, so I had seen stuff like with knife throwing before.
And I always thought a fleece circus was another one.
Do you remember our fleece circus episode where it turns out
that fleece circuses actually involved real fleas?
Yeah, that was the best of the circus arts.
And everybody thought it was like, no, it's magnets
or just your imagination power of suggestion.
And that's just not the case.
The same thing applies to knife throwing impalement acts.
Like I always thought, did you really?
Yeah, I thought I think there was like a happy days or something
like that where somebody gets volunteered.
There's definitely an I love Lucy with a knife act
where she's the target girl.
But there is some show where maybe Laverne and Shirley
and I think about it.
Anyway, the guy's throwing them and like the knives
are coming out of the backboard around them.
So it's all an illusion, right?
That is not true in knife acts.
If you're the target girl, a dude
is throwing 12 inch long, extremely sharp, pointy knives
right at your head and is trying to get as close as possible
to you without hitting you.
Correct.
And again, that's just the profile
where they're throwing knives around you and making like a chalk
outline of your body.
That's the profile.
But there's other ones like holding a cigarette in your mouth
and knocking the ash off with a knife.
Or you're holding a flower in your mouth
and they slowly like cut the stem off piece by piece.
There's some pretty interesting things
that people have done with knife acts.
Yeah, sometimes, and this is the riskiest of all moves,
riskier even more so than the wheel of death
is when they do the, when they cover the target over with paper.
Yeah, the veiled wheel of death.
So you can't even see that spinning who is behind there.
You just have to have it timed completely perfectly.
Right, but if you take a step back and think about this,
there is nothing about that act that should allow you to say,
oh, if I throw like this, I will, I will miss the person
because they're spinning.
So you have to know where their body is at every second.
But you've taken away how you know that, which is your vision
because they're behind a big sheet of paper
that you're throwing knives through.
And there's this guy who will talk about it a little further.
His name is The Great Throedini.
Love this guy.
He has done something.
It's probably the most dangerous, most impressive knife
throwing act anyone's ever done.
He did the veiled wheel of death with two target girls on it.
So he has two girls strapped to a board spinning
behind a big piece of paper that he can't see them through
and he's throwing knives at them fast.
Yes, very fast.
The guy threw them on an average of a knife every 0.59 seconds.
And he didn't hit either one of them.
Amazing.
It is amazing.
It's so amazing.
I think we should take a break and regroup.
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We're back.
We just watched one hour of great Thuridini videos.
And he apparently caught on, like, in his 50s, he was like,
hey, I'm pretty good at this.
Back in 1996, he just, I guess, somebody was like,
have you tried throwing knives?
And he said, no, I haven't.
And they were like, well, try throwing knives.
And he said, well, fine, I will.
A couple of weeks later, he tried throwing knives.
And he said, I really like this.
Yeah.
He said it felt natural and right.
So he started throwing knives and entered competitions
and started winning.
I think he became world champion within like two years.
He beat the other four people.
And then he said, you know what?
This is fun and all, like, these competitions.
But I think I want to try an act, like, an old throwback
and palement act.
So he started one.
When you buy a tuxedo.
Basically, bought his wife, Barbara, a target girl get up.
Oh, is that his target girl?
One of them, yeah.
I think she may have been the original one.
Taught her to smoke cigarettes so he could knock the ash off
of the end of them.
And there you go.
Impalement act achieved.
But not only that, Chuck, like the guy is, like, legitimately
the best knife thrower on the planet.
Well, he's one of them.
He holds a record for fastest.
But, boy, you go down a YouTube rabbit hole.
And to, like, people like Ralph Thorn and.
Better than Great Thordini, huh?
Well, Great Thordini does the impalement act
as in the circus art.
Ralph Thorn is like, if you're running through the woods,
chasing somebody.
I haven't seen this guy.
This is, well, that's the Thorn style.
We'll get into those styles later.
OK, gotcha.
But, yeah, he will, like, launch himself off of a tree stump
in the air and throw one behind his back.
See, now, that's basically the training I was indoctrinated.
Yeah, yeah, like martial arts.
Sure.
Real world suburban neighborhood dangers.
Right.
There's a raccoon.
Oh, no.
No, no, no.
You're not throwing at raccoons.
All right, so.
A raccoon comes at me?
Well, sure.
OK.
Here's what you need if you're going to throw a knife.
You need a throwing knife.
A throwing knife, like I said, is not a steak knife.
It is very much made to be thrown.
It is balanced so that you throw it.
And we'll talk about the different ways that they're balanced.
But one thing they are not is sharp on the sides.
Yeah, the edges.
Yeah, they're very pointy.
Right.
But they're dull on the edges because you're
going to, a lot of times, be throwing it by that blade.
So get a knife for throwing, like the old saying.
Sharp of point.
Sharp of point is the point.
Sharp of edge does you no good, that old saying.
Yeah, that's a great thing.
That should go on a T-shirt.
It should.
So yeah, you want a sharp point, but there's nothing
about a sharp edge that's going to help you in any way, shape,
or form, because the whole point, again,
is the point that's going to stick into whatever
that target is, which is usually a block of wood, right?
Yes.
So depending on how you're going to throw it,
you want to throw the heavy end first.
And there's a reason for this.
The reason is that if you want to get technical about it,
velocity equals distance divided by time, right?
And when you're throwing a knife, especially the heavy end
first, the heavy end has traveled a further distance
in the same amount of time than the lighter end.
This, friends, creates something very important
in knife throwing, although not fundamental, which is spin.
OK?
That's right.
And so if you throw the knife, you're
going to throw it either blade end or handle end.
And the end regards what you're holding when you throw it.
And if you're holding, say, a knife handle
and you're throwing it from the handle end,
you're the front of the knife.
The point is going to be weighted.
It's going to be heavier so that that starts the spin.
If you're throwing it blade first,
the handle itself will be heavier.
That's right.
So that will start the spin.
And there's a couple of different,
depending on which way you're throwing,
the spin is going to take place over the course of a very
short distance, actually.
So let me just back up a second here.
OK.
There's some factors involved.
OK?
They are distance to target, length of knife, weight
imbalance, and then knife type, right?
So the distance to target is going
to tell you what type of throw you want.
That's right.
The kind of knife, they say, for every good rule of thumb
here, just throw it out.
But they do mention a rule of thumb, regardless,
that says a blade that weighs about 1 ounce per inch.
And that's per inch of the whole knife.
Yeah.
So it shouldn't, well, you can throw whatever you want.
But 10 to 16 ounces is a good starter knife,
and about that long, or maybe 12 to 14 inches,
and about that many ounces is where
you want to start off as a beginner.
Right.
And all kinds of shapes, too.
Definitely.
Some of them are like little spears.
Some have multiple points, more like throwing stars.
They really run the gamut.
Right.
So depending on how you're going to throw,
whether it's a handle throw or a blade throw,
the weight of the knife is going to be either in the handle
or the blade.
It's going to be the opposite of where
you're holding the knife.
And if you throw holding the blade,
you're going to throw a half turn.
It's a half turn throw, right?
Yeah.
And the reason they call it that is because the knife only
makes one half turn.
The blade straightens out from your hand toward the target,
and then that's the only turn it makes.
Yeah, it's not like in the movies a lot of times
you'll see you go right in turn like nine times and stick
the guy in the forehead.
That's really not what you're doing with knife throwing.
No, it's basically if you're throwing it by the blade,
it's going to make one half turn and that's it.
So if you're blade throwing, you would stand closest
to the target, right?
So if some guy is coming at you dressed as a raccoon
and you know he's going to hurt you and you can throw a knife
and he's real close, you would throw by the blade.
That's right.
And in fact, I don't even know if it's possible
to throw a knife like they do in the movies that just
tumbles because every video I saw there,
like you try and prevent tumbling as much as you can.
Like that's the whole game as to because physics
says that a revolving object that suddenly breaks free
will continue to move in a straight line tangential
to the point at which it's released.
In other words, that release point is a little tricky.
You've got to dial that in, but we'll
get to that too on the actual throwing.
So the next furthest away from the target
is if you're holding the knife by the handle
and you're throwing it, it's going to make,
that's a full turn, full spin, to where the blade goes
from facing the target, facing away from the target,
and back to facing the target in time
to stick into that target.
And not embarrassingly bounce off because it hit the blade
or the handle first.
That's very humiliating, right?
So humiliating.
And then the last one is the furthest one away.
And it's about the most you would ever
want a blade to turn, which is two times.
That's about 30 feet or about 10 meters away from your target.
You could possibly get it to spin twice.
But usually, you just want to spin once or half.
And that's it.
Yeah, and did you say a half turn is about 7 or 8 feet?
I don't think I did.
I just said it was the closest.
Yeah, about 7 or 8 feet, it depends.
Full spin about 12 to 15, and like you said,
the great throwdini, double bondini, double twist
is up to 20, 30 feet.
Although, one of these other throws
that we're going to get into, this thorn throw,
one of the benefits is you can throw from anywhere, supposedly.
So we're going to take one more break,
and then we're going to come back and teach you
a little bit about throwing and then what
to look for in a good knife.
Music
On the podcast, HeyDude, the 90s called.
David Lasscher and Kristine Taylor,
stars of the cult classic show Hey Dude.
Bring you back to the days of slip dresses and choker
necklaces.
We're going to use Hey Dude as our jumping off point,
but we are going to unpack and dive
back into the decade of the 90s.
We lived it, and now we're calling
on all of our friends to come back and relive it.
It's a podcast packed with interviews, co-stars,
friends, and non-stop references
to the best decade ever.
Do you remember going to Blockbuster?
Do you remember Nintendo 64?
Do you remember getting Frosted Tips?
Was that a cereal?
No, it was hair.
Do you remember AOL Instant Messenger
and the dial-up sound like poltergeist?
So leave a code on your best friend's beeper
because you'll want to be there
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OK, so you've got, you know about how close you want to stand
at the target, depending on whether you're holding the knife
by the blade or the handle.
The good thing is, is there are a couple of different grips,
but they're very similar.
So if you're like, I want to get into blade throwing first,
because that looks pretty cool.
You're going to basically pinch the blade of the knife.
And remember, these are not sharp edges,
so you should be fine.
If you do, I saw, if you are using a sharp edge knife,
you want to hold the blunt end.
Yeah, but you don't want to do that.
You don't even want to do that.
So it doesn't really matter which way you're holding it,
but if it is sharp on one edge, hold the other edge.
And you're just basically pinching it between your thumb
and your first three fingers.
Just a little pinch.
Yeah, just a teeny pinch.
Maybe stick your pinky out for effect.
Sure.
All right, and that's the blade throw.
Yeah, and you've already got your target, by the way,
at this point.
I know you mentioned a block of wood,
but they recommend aim small.
What is it, start small, aim small?
Yeah.
Which is don't, you don't need a tree trunk sliced up
and put on a wall.
Like you just need like a whatever,
a little 12 inch by 12 inch block of wood,
or maybe if you want to screw a bunch of wood together
and then draw a target on there, that's fine too.
Yeah, you should probably glue though,
because the screws might,
your knife might bounce off of them.
Yeah.
You know?
If you're using metal screws?
Okay.
Sure.
As opposed to the traditional wooden dowel.
Right.
So.
Dovetail joint.
Right.
So the, that's the, what did I say?
That's the blade throw, right?
Yeah, you did blade throw.
There's a handle throw too.
And this one is called a hatchet throw or hammer throw,
or the handle throw, you could call it too,
and everybody will know what you're talking about.
Yeah, and you stand your,
a little further back for this one.
Right.
Because you've got your full turn going.
Yeah.
And then you just grip it like a baseball bat
and swing away, right?
Right.
Close your eyes and you hope for the best.
You say ninja strike.
Right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So the cool thing is what you were saying
about starting small, aiming small,
is that when you figure out that there's actually
just a few mechanics going on here,
you'll be able to tell what part of your throw
is actually off.
Yeah.
Whether it's distance, whether it's when you're releasing,
whether it's how you're gripping it,
the problems or the issues with your throw will show up
and you'll be able to read based on how the knife
is landing or sticking, what's wrong with your throw.
Yeah.
Like if you are throwing, I think blade first
and it sticks, but it's sticking at a really hard angle
where the handle is pointing down.
Right.
Then they say maybe just move back six inches
with your stance.
That's, is it?
Yeah, you're right, you're right.
And then try it again.
Yeah, because that means that your,
the knife didn't get its full rotation.
Right.
You wanted to basically be sticking straight out
perpendicular to the target.
Yeah.
That's a correct throw, as you're learning to do this.
Yeah, and did you say that it's generally
your opposite leg of your throwing hand forward?
Oh yeah, so, yeah, so the stance?
Yeah, I mean generally, but then again,
I also saw this Russian guy that threw with his throwing leg
or the same leg as his throwing hand forward.
Right, like a.
And he was like, you know, it all works basically,
was his thing, this guy was great.
I knew you had the Italian thing going on,
but a Russian, that was good.
Oh yeah, I can, I can do that.
So let's get into the throw then, okay?
So the stance, I should say.
So with the stance, you're standing with your,
your, your throwing arm, the leg opposite your throwing arm
is closest to the target.
Kind of like you're throwing a dart,
you know how you're throwing a dart?
Yes.
Okay.
Like that.
Well, actually, that's not quite true.
When I throw, when you throw a dart, your, your,
the leg that is, the foot that is on the line
is the same side as your throwing hand.
Is it?
Yeah.
Okay, well, this is the opposite of that.
Maybe I've been throwing darts wrong all this time.
So the, so the, the leg opposite your throwing arm
is the one you want closest to the target.
Traditionally.
Right, traditionally.
Your weight is on your back leg though, as you're throwing.
And what you're doing is you're gripping the, the knife,
however you want to blade or handle either way,
you line it up, right?
With your eye against the target, bring your arm back
behind your head and then keeping your wrist straight.
You don't want to flip your wrist or anything.
You bring it in an arc in front of you and you finish
like you are shaking somebody's hand.
Like you're going, Hey, how are you?
Right?
But I got a knife.
Right.
The thing is, here's the thing.
You're going to want to release at that handshake part
when your hand is straight out in front of you
and you're going to find nothing but heartache
trying to throw a knife like that.
Oh, if you release it.
Right at the end.
Oh no, it goes, it'll go straight down.
Right.
It'll go down in front of you because when you release
an object that's going in an arc,
it wants to go straight in a tangential line
from the, the, the top of the arc, right?
That's right.
So you want to release it at the top of the arc.
That's right.
So that is, I was practicing just in the air.
I know.
Trying to, to make my brain release it at the top.
And that is really difficult to do because you think
initially that the knife is going to go shooting up
into the air.
It's not, it's going to go straight.
That's right.
Pretty neat stuff.
That's right.
And this is just, I don't even know what the traditional
throw was called.
Do you?
I, I know.
I didn't see a name for it.
Well, there are some other throws which I might as well
go ahead and mention up teased.
One is the aforementioned thorn style from Ralph Thorn.
Okay, that's named after a dude.
It's named after a dude.
Either way, it sounds cool.
Yeah, this one, did you see this one at all online?
I didn't see that one.
I kind of had an idea of what they were talking about
based on the article.
Yeah, they say that it resembles spear throwing,
the action, I guess in that you're,
you're not taking the knife like behind your ear.
You're sort of just extending your whole arm
and doing a big,
almost like you're throwing a baseball pitch.
Sure, that's what I imagine.
Yeah, that's what it sort of looked like.
But like sidearm?
Sort of like a bunch of people were doing it different
and then this guy's jumping all over behind his back
like thorn style seems to be to just do whatever you want.
Okay.
That's not true.
Thorn's probably just like so angry right now.
He's like, yeah, come up to my woods.
I'll show you how I do whatever I want.
Then there was the Russian style
and this look, it's a very compact.
The elbow is in near the body.
You hold the knife behind the ear
and this I saw was a little bit more like,
you know, like that kind of thing.
So that seems to me like depending on how close
you're holding your elbow to your body,
like you're going to chop the top of your ear off.
Well, you want to avoid that.
Sure.
But it's more like you're pushing it out
rather than throwing it like a tomahawk.
Right.
So that's what I thought
Moon Yuan style was like,
where you're basically like shoving the knife forward.
Well, what I saw with that style,
and again, all these videos were different.
So I don't know if these people are just,
I mean, it is YouTube.
Making it up.
It's not like, they're like,
I'm an accredited thornist,
but the Moon Yuan style looks like they were having
the knife like in their hand,
like kind of in their palm and would throw it.
Gotcha.
But I don't know if that was because of the knife,
because the guy on there was like,
this is a Beau Shuriken spike,
which is thrown in the Moon Yuan style.
Right.
And that's what this article said too.
People really get into this online though.
Right.
That's what I did discover.
So the three things,
those three types, thorn style, Moon Yuan and Russian style,
those are all styles of knife throwing
that involve no spin.
That's the common thread that they all have.
Yeah, which is pretty cool.
It is cool.
And there's a couple of reasons you want to do this.
Most knife throwers say that's really tough
on the joints after a while.
Oh yeah.
That's what they say.
And the reason why is because it involves like doing crazy,
like snapping motions with your elbow and your wrist and stuff.
Whereas with knife throwing,
it's just a smooth arc you're making
and almost all of the motion is in your shoulder
and your elbow, your wrist stays straight
and you just are generally releasing your grasp
on the knife, right?
So Thordini can do this into his 80s.
All day long.
Right, yeah.
With the no spin styles, it's just tougher.
It's more of a snapping motion
that like you're gonna get tennis elbow after a while.
The reason, the advantage that these have
is like if you're trying to throw a knife through a hole,
you can have a 12 inch knife spinning,
making this 24 inch arc basically or circle.
You just want to send it straight
like a missile through that hole.
When he's throwing a knife through a hole.
Into some dude's leg.
Okay.
Into his calf.
And then you pounce on him, put your hand over his mouth
and nose until he falls asleep.
And then you can advance further toward the castle.
Well, the Russian guy I saw was talking about
the first thing you do is find the balance point.
So he held out his finger and put the knife on it
until like a little seesaw until he found the exact point.
And he's like, there's balance point.
So once you find out where that is,
that will teach you exactly how to hold it
in any scenario basically.
Got to know where that balance point is though.
So whatever you're doing though,
if this sounds like something you want to do,
whether it's spin throwing or no spin throwing techniques,
the key to knife throwing of any kind
is practice, practice, practice.
And this article actually gives
a really good piece of advice.
It says, get a little set of throwing knives.
The best you can afford because the more expensive
they are typically with them,
the better, the more well made they are.
Yeah.
And get some, like I said, of three or five or whatever
because you're going to have to practice repeatedly.
And if you have one knife and you're standing 15 feet away
and you throw it, you have to go get it.
You have to throw it again and go get it.
That's not nearly as fun as trying to throw like five
quickly in a row.
So number one, you're going to be more entertained.
But also if you do, no matter how many knives you have,
if you start to lose focus,
if you start to get bored or frustrated, stop.
Because if there's one thing about knife throwing,
it's meant to be fun.
And if you're practicing with your friends,
they don't stand to the side of the target.
They don't stand directly behind you.
I would recommend they stand well behind you
and well to one side of you.
I've got one even better.
Don't even press.
Don't even let your friends anywhere near you.
You have to be alone while you're practicing throwing knives,
but you have to be in text or phone contact
with your parents who are watching you
from a safe distance.
You're still live streaming it to your parents.
Maybe so.
You should go look at some of these Ralph Thorn videos
because the funniest part is the almost not angry,
but just his trudge toward the target afterward
is very like, I don't know, it's weird.
He'll jump up in the air and throw a few.
And then he's just like,
I do, I do, I do.
And then walks over and undoes it from the log.
Like, I don't know, all the pizzazz leaves
as soon as he's thrown.
Yeah, that's when you need the pizzazzes
during the throwing.
The rest is just wasted energy.
Yeah, but you don't see Thordini.
That's the difference between an impalement act
and a dude in his backyard on YouTube.
Well, Thordini has the smarts to hire an editor
to edit that part out.
Yeah, that's a good point.
I don't know if we said the great Thordini's name.
His name is David Adamovich and he's a neat guy.
Great name.
So if you want to know more about the great Thordini
or what's Thorn's first name?
Jesse Thorn.
The other Thorn.
Ralph Thorn.
Ralph Thorn.
Or any kind of knife throw and go check out some videos.
Again, do not do this unless your parents say it's okay
and do it safely.
Don't be stupid and never, ever throw
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