Stuff You Should Know - Selects: Genghis Khan: Madman or Genius?

Episode Date: August 10, 2024

Depending on who you talk to, Genghis Khan was either a sadistic madman or one of the great leaders in world history. One thing is sure, he was one of the most advanced military minds of all time. Learn all about him in this classic episode.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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He's maybe one of the more misunderstood characters in all of history. He's certainly one of the most significant. I mean, how many individuals can you trace a portion of the global population to? Not many, I can assure you. Anyway, I hope you like this episode. Enjoy! Not many, I can assure you. Anyway, I hope you like this episode. Enjoy. Welcome to Stuff You Should Know, a production of iHeartRadio.

Hey and welcome to the podcast. I'm Josh Clark and sitting across from me is Charles W. Chuckus. Chinkus. Brian. And sitting to your right is ghost producer. Casper. Nobody.

It was Ramsay, guest producer Ramsay. We've got like all these new guest producers coming on, hot and heavy. I know. Jerry had to leave today and I think everyone's busy. And so someone came in. She had to leave today and I think everyone's busy. And so someone came in. There's also a distinct lack of interest I've picked up on. Boy, remember the days when people used to jump at a chance to sit in here? Oh yeah, now they're like, I've got to mail something.

I know. Used to be like, oh my gosh, Jerry's gone, let me do it, let me do it. And they grew up. Yeah, and then they grew up and now we have our little dunking bird to peck the key. Yeah. The R record button. Yeah. Just going back and forth thinking about where its life went wrong.

Just us. Just us, Chuck, and a guy named Genghis. Genghis Khan. Do you pronounce it Denghis or Genghis or Chingus? Are you being serious? I know it's not Dengus, but I've also seen it spelled in a way that would suggest you pronounce it Chingus. Oh really? I think I have heard that. But we're going to go with the general Genghis pronunciation, okay?

Right. Although his, what was his birth name? Timu Jin? Mm-hmm. Genghis Khan isn't even his real name, everybody, so calm down. It's Temujin, or Temujin. Man, did you see that statue? I've seen it before, yes. It's enormous. Have you seen it in person? No. I've not yet been to Mongolia.

That's something else, man. I will one day, though. Yeah, I know. It's the world's biggest equestrian statue. And with good reason. It's like 40 meters or 130 feet tall. Yeah. That's an enormous statue. It's pretty impressive. Whether you're on a horse or not, that's a big old statue, right?

Sure. I almost didn't say old. And I think it's made of like 250 tons of stainless steel, which means it rinses clean really well. Matthew Feeney And it looks like, I saw the wide shot, it doesn't look like one of those that's, you know, surrounded by Burger Kings. It looks like there's a lot of land around it. David Kuznicki Well, Mongolia has a lot of land, a lot of

undeveloped land from what I understand. Matthew Feeney Yeah, this was an interesting one because depending on what kind of historian you are, he is either a revered mastermind or a scorned butcher. I know. He's actually, I think, both. Well, of course he was both, but sure. But yeah, there are definite camps for sure. Like a lot of people, I've seen them called the pro-Genghis camp.

The pro-G. Yeah. Yeah. That they're all about like all the cultural transmission that happened under his rule. Yeah. Or all of the new innovative laws, or religious tolerance was another one. And yes, all that stuff happened.

It's not in dispute. There are a lot of things that we'll talk about that were really positive. But he's also directly responsible for the deaths of about 35 million people. The anti-G. Over a 25 year period. That's a ridiculous amount of death

of people who had Genghis Khan not been born and decided to lead a conquest, would probably otherwise not have died violently. That's a big mark in his favor or against him My morality just switched off there for a second. So you got the pro-g the anti-g. Yeah, and the alley G right? That's the third camp. Yeah, the bull you can't you I miss that. Oh It's good stuff. It is but they tried to to bring it back, remember, and it was like...

Oh, really? Was there a part two? No. Or a 2.0? That's the problem. They didn't do new stuff. It was just him introducing old stuff, and it was like, we want more new stuff. We've all seen this old stuff a bunch.

It was like for a month on FX. But they shot new hosting segments? Yes, that were like 15 seconds long. So basically, they said, hey, Sacha Bar Baron Cohen, how'd you like to make another X amount of dollars by showing up for a day? How would you like to do the Olly G version of SYSK Selects? Ooh. All right.

I'm not going to examine that one too closely. All right. So we're talking about Olly G. I mean Genghis Khan, right? Yeah. And just some large statistics right off the bat as far as his influence, well, not his influence, but his rule and sheer numbers. Yeah. This is the reason we're still talking about him, not just because he killed so many people.

Yeah. Agreed. not just because he killed so many people. Yeah, agreed. By the time, you know, of course everyone knows he was a great conqueror who just kept branching out further and further. And this is how far he reached. Eventually, in modern day terms, he would reach Austria. Austria, he banged on the door of Austria, his son did. Just get out a world map and look at where Mongolia is. So Austria, Finland, Croatia, Hungary, Poland, Vietnam, Burma, Japan, and Indonesia. Twelve million contiguous square miles.

Which is the size of? Africa. Again? Amazing? Yeah. And then to put that in context, you know, the great Roman Empire, that was about half the size of the United States. Yeah, the Roman Empire was half the size of the United States.

It took them 400 years to amass that. In 25 years, Genghis Khan had an empire the size of Africa. Yeah, and then at the time, the population of the world was about 7 billion people. The Mongolian Empire was about 3 billion of that. So it's just astounding. It is astounding. And to put it in like true cultural or true historic context, at the time, in say like the early, early 13th century, the Mongols were the Mongols, a bunch of nomadic tribes

on the steppes of Mongolia. China was a well-established and fairly advanced patchwork of dynasties. Yeah. You had like Europe growing in the, they were in the Middle Ages, but they were like, the Renaissance is coming not too long. Yeah. You had the Native Americans over in America doing their thing, Africa doing their thing.

So there's all these different things going on in the world. And then all of a sudden, out of nowhere, this tiny little bunch of people who aren't even into agriculture, take over Eurasia in 25 years. Out of nowhere and kill 35 million people. Out of nowhere. It'd be like if Polynesia suddenly rose up out of nowhere and kill 35 million people. Out of nowhere.

It'd be like if Polynesia suddenly rose up and took over the Americas in 25 years. They just assembled and said, we're taking over. And they were just so ferocious that America just didn't even know what to do and was overrun by them. Yeah. And their rule was not long lasting for a lot of the reasons that – there's a lot of ironies, you know, a lot of the reasons that they were able to spread so fast ended up being their undoing.

But this is all just set up fodder. Yeah. We haven't even gotten into it yet. So let's do start, okay? Back in – people think the best guess is probably, I think, 1185, I saw. There was a kid named Temujin, 1162, I'm sorry. And he was born in a place called, well, along the Onan River, near Ula-Batar, which is a great name, but that's the capital of Mongolia.

There's five A's in that. Mm-hmm. That's a lot of A's. That's a lot of A's. And this kid, this Temujin, who would grow up to be Genghis Khan, was not Genghis Khan material from the outset. No, he was, well, he was a middle brother, and apparently both younger and older brother outshone him. Yeah, he was very much brother and apparently both younger and older brother outshone him.

He was very much the jam Brady of his family. He was because apparently little brother was a much better athlete and a better, you know, arrow shooter or I guess you would call them archers. Kind of better at everything and then his older brother picked on him. He was not, he was illiterate. He wasn't like formally schooled or super smart. Right, right. But I mean, in his defense, neither were most of the people he knew or lived on the steps. Yeah, it's not like his two brothers like got their doctorates, their PhDs.

And kicking butt. Well, that's true. But he was, I mean, reading, I wish I knew more about this, this whole era, because it sounds like it was just a crazy time, especially over there, where people would be like, if I want something, I'm just going to go take it. If I want that tribe gone, I'm going to go kill them. If I want those ladies and their children, I'm going to kidnap them. And that was just sort of how the land was ruled. It was kind of, not chaos, but just brute force.

Lawless. Yeah, pretty lawless. And you were loyal to your tribe or your clan. And your tribe or clan was nomadic and you lived by the horse. And yeah, there was a lot of war between these tribes on the steppes. Yeah, tiny wars. Like you said, kidnapping. Like you would kidnap your wife.

That's how you got your wife, was you go kidnap her from another tribe and be like, you're my wife now. That's how his mother came about, right? Yes, that's how he came about, was his father kidnapped his mother. His father was the chief of his tribe. Oh, what's his father's name? Yesugi. Nice. And Yesugi kidnapped Hulun.

Yeah, there's a lot of Umlauts in there. I don't know how the Umlaut represents Mongolian dialect. Well, we're going to do it German style. So her name is Hulun. Is that pretty German? Mertli Kru. So she was kidnapped and this is the thing, like I have no context to put this in. If this was a common thing, was she like, I'm being kidnapped, okay, like I guess I'm 18 now or something. Like this is just a normal course of events for her so it didn't impact her?

I don't know. Or is that just a ridiculous thing to even think? And like, yes, if you were kidnapped and taken from your tribe and made to be some dude's wife unwillingly, it doesn't matter where it happened or when it happened, it was a horrific experience. I think it was, I mean, I think it was that and just sort of the way it was. Women were just, had no recourse or say in anything at the time. So was both.

But like, I think I know what you're saying though, like, you know, she had these children and they were a quote family, but what does, you know, what does that mean in that context? Yeah, is it a family if mom's like looking for an escape route for the whole life? Right. Yeah. Either way, it was not like people recording one another back then. Right. So Yasugi, right?

That's what we decided on? Yes. Yasugi was the chief, like I said, of the clan, of the tribe, a very powerful dude. And he was poisoned, actually. He died by poisoning when Temujin was nine. And that was bad news for Temujin, his mom, and his two brothers. Matthew Feeney Yeah, they were just sort of kicked out of this new tribe.

And I'm not sure why. I guess because he was the son of… Okay. Matthew Feeney Yeah. They didn't want anybody being like, oh, by the way, I'm the rightful heir. Matthew Feeney Right. Matthew Feeney I should really be the chief of this tribe. I'm very surprised that they didn't just kill all of them

Yeah, because that's kind of the way it usually went. Yeah. So yeah, they were kicked out See at a rough childhood. They were not they had to scavenge for food I reckon it toughened him up a little bit. But as our article points out that he It kind of gave him a will to, and probably ticked him off. So he had anger and will. Matthew Feeney Vengeance. Matthew Feeney And vengeance all rolled up into one, which says a lot about like the man that he would become, I think.

Matthew Feeney For sure. So, he and his family make it, not all of his family, there's a story called The Secret History of the Mongols and it was written in about 1240, so shortly after Genghis Khan's death. We don't know who the author was, but that's the primary source for most of the autobiography of Genghis Khan. They know a lot.

A lot because somebody sat down and wrote this and we'll see eventually why. They know a lot. Or at least purport to. A lot because somebody sat down and wrote this. Yeah. And we'll see eventually why. But that's where we're getting all of this information, which is also why if you listen to the history of Genghis Khan, a lot of it sounds like a string of fables and tales wrapped together. For sure. But historians tend to think that there's some kernel of truth or just outright truth

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became sort of a trait through his life. Right. And they give a couple of examples. One time he was going after a horse thief and he just ran upon a stranger and kind of convinced the guy to not only give him a horse but to help him out. Yeah, he really attracted people into his orbit from what I understand. Yeah, he was like... Like Gilbert Gottfried. It's funny because I knew I was trying to think of someone legitimately and I knew that you were headed down the opposite path. What else?

There was another time that he had a bride to be or maybe I think he was married. Yeah, I think that's the case. And she was kidnapped because that's how it went. And so he went to the leader of another tribe and said, hey, take this sable skin. It was one of my wedding gifts. And he goes, oh, nice. Yeah, he was pretty impressed apparently because he helped him rescue the wife and then pledged his allegiance to him as an ally for life.

Yeah. He said, not only am I going to help you get your wife, you're're gonna go on to do great things and I want to be there with you Love me So There's just tons of stories like that like early stories where like he was held Prisoner by he was kidnapped himself and escaped by beating the guy watching him with the wooden collar that he had fastened around his neck There's just tons of stories like that if you put it together You can kind of see this guy develop over time, right? the guy watching him with a wooden collar that he had fastened around his neck. There's just tons of stories like that. If you put it together, you can kind of see this guy develop over time, right?

But eventually, as he grows up and develops and more and more people kind of come into his orbit and want to help him out, he starts putting that charisma and that vengeance to, I guess, productive use. And he assembles like his own tribe and other tribes. He starts allying with other tribes. And the tribes that don't go along with it, he slaughters in war. And he was known for having like an eye for other talent, which would aid him tremendously throughout his years as a conqueror.

But for example, if you were a good enemy soldier, and he noted that in battle, there was a good chance that you were gonna end up a field commander on his side after the battle was over and he beat your guys. And there's actually a story where his horse was shot out from under him and after his group won the battle, the Mongols won the battle,

he wanted to know who shot that arrow. And the guy on the other side stood up and said, it was me, and he said, you, your name is Jebe now, which means arrow, and you're going to become a field commander for me." And he went on to be one of the best he ever had. And the guy was like, is he messing with me? Am I about to get my head chopped off?

But that was pretty par for the course with him. And so through these actions he started assembling like an army and became the leader of the steps. Yeah, and people, like you said, if they challenged him, they were squashed. He had a surrender or die policy, which apparently if you literally did not fight and you were just like, okay, we're all yours, apparently he was okay to you. He wasn't known for torturing people. I don't know if he, you know, I don't want to say he was kind to them, but I think he kind of wanted his subjects to be happy and productive.

So if they didn't fight him, he was like, all right, you're part of the big extended Khan family. Come here. Come here, you. Thank you for your kingdom. Although he isn't Khan at this point still. No, that didn't take place until I believe 1206. Yeah. That's when the Mongol tribes all got together. point still. Matthew Fiesne-S quite frankly, we're scared of you. Right, we're scared. We're so scared.

So he was like, hey, that's fun. Yeah, so Genghis Khan, they think, Khan means ruler indisputably. Genghis, they're not 100% sure what they meant by it because it can mean ocean or just. So they think they were saying like supreme, like the leader all the way to the ocean. Sure.

And then you run into Triton, you don't want to mess with him. Right. But up to Triton's area, this guy is the leader. So that's what they meant by it, like ocean leader. He was an Aquaman? No. So they're unified now and he said, I have to, like, I have to assemble a nation here. I've got all these tribes I

want a unified people. Yeah that was a big move. It was and it was a smart move and all these old clans got together people that were enemies joined forces I don't know if they became you know best buds or anything. Well one of the things they did is they renounced these old rivalries. They stopped warring with each other, they stopped robbing one another, and they started identifying not as these individual clans,

but as Mongols. Yeah, and like strengthened numbers. I think they realized this could benefit us all if we're one big powerful group. Right, but numbers is relative though, man. From what I saw at its peak the army of Genghis Khan had about a hundred thousand men. Yeah, which is peanuts. It is peanuts So why were they?

Should we get into why they were successful yet? Yeah, okay So why were they successful? Well? a few reasons that probably the one of the biggest is these dudes could ride horses and shoot arrows like nobody's business. They were incredible. They had an incredible cavalry. He was one of the first that whoever wrote that article you sent, that one historian, he was great. So he pointed out that he realized that the cavalry didn't need to be followed by an infantry, which was a huge advantage, I guess, in battle. Yeah.

You needed far fewer guys. Yeah. And just get everyone up on a horse. They were incredible archers. Their accuracy was unmatched. They could fire an arrow apparently like over 300 yards accurately. These horses were awesome. They were grass-fed.

They could live off the land. They had this armor that was really lightweight and flexible. So at the time, they were fighting people in much heavily armored apparel, so they could move around better. On their horses they were firing arrows and they had these little short swords and they had this thing called a hooked lance. They're like, a lance is all right. It's cool, I guess, to poke someone off a horse.

But what if you can poke them or grab them? So they added a hook to the lance, a very simple feature, and it really changed things. It was like a modern evolution in weaponry. So these are just a few of the reasons. One of the others is tactics and strategy. He would scout out before battles for weeks sometimes. He wouldn't just go as like as brutish as they were. They would spend a lot of time doing research and spying. Yeah.

And really kind of figuring out a game plan. Like if they were going to sack a city, like they knew where the supply lines were. Sure. Escape routes, you know, all that kind of stuff. All the stuff you need to know to sack a city. One of the other things, so part one, I saw it called the quantum leap in military strategy and technology. Okay?

That was the first thing. The other thing is something you touched on earlier, their surrender or die policy. Yeah. Right? So their military prowess, combined with their tactics, and their policy of if you don't just say, yes, that's fine, we don't want to fight, we're going to kill everybody, just about everybody.

They were actually pretty smart about it, too. They'd find the skilled craftsmen in some cities and be like, we're going to spare your life because you're now a Mongol. You got to move to Mongolia, by the way. But they would just kill so many people that a lot of historians have tried to figure out why were they so ferocious. And there have actually been a number of theories that have been put up. One is so apparently so Genghis Khan was a he was into shamanism. That was his religion

Yeah, but he was like fervently religious about shamanism and there was like a great god of the sky who I think is analogous to Vishnu maybe in Hinduism and to Vishnu, maybe, in Hinduism. And this God supposedly gave him a vision that he should become conqueror of the world. And so some people have said, well, if you opposed him, you were opposing his God, and so there was no room for that, and that's what made him so ferocious.

Probably the best explanation, though, is that if one of their 100,000 horsemen died, that was a big deal, right? So to save their numbers, they were better off not fighting. So by slaughtering an entire city, word about that gets around the area. So when those guys show up to your city, there's a pretty good chance that if they say,

surrender or die, you're going to surrender. And so the Mongols didn't have to sacrifice a single person. Yeah, and also get the idea, I mean, we're going to talk about his major seizures, but he also had a lot of smaller skirmishes with just kind of regional tribes, I think. And I got the idea that he wouldn't send all his dudes in there. He would send in a small amount of people as possible because they were so fierce and good at what they did, he didn't need to. And then that also reduced the chances of loss of life, I guess.

And then, so the smallest units, the 100,000-man army boiled down to units as small as 10 people. That was the individual unit, a 10 person cavalry group. You could just say send five groups in or a thousand groups in or whatever. There you go. Matthew Feeney He would also, as he went, he would pick up whatever weaponry and tactics that other armies used and used those because one thing that was pretty clear in reading this, Genghis Khan did not like walls in walled cities. Matthew Feeney I saw that too.

Matthew So it ticked him off, especially for some reason. Matthew Feeney Why would you do that? Matthew So no. So he got catapults and things like that and he would do some awful things like with ladders and catapults. He would fling diseased animals like that wasn't – I don't know he wasn't the only one to do that. But some of this seems like lore though, the thing with the cats and the birds.

Matthew Feeney Yeah. He told one city that he'd spare them if they gave them a thousand cats and 10,000 birds and they gathered up their 10,000 birds which I guess they had in the thousand cats and gave them to him and then he set the cats and the birds on fire and flung them over the walls to start fires in the city. Matthew Feeney Well, supposedly, cied cotton to them and set that on fire. Paul D'Alessandro Oh, well, that's much better. Matthew Feeney But I'm sure the fire spreads.

Paul D'Alessandro It does seem apocryphal. Matthew Feeney Yeah, I don't know if I believe that. Paul D'Alessandro Apocryphal, by the way, I just learned in like the last year or so means made up. Matthew Feeney That word? Matthew Feeney You didn't know that's, you never heard the word or? Paul D'Alessandro No, I've heard it plenty of times. I just learned in like the last year or so means made up. You didn't know that's, you never heard the word or? No, I've heard it plenty of times.

I just didn't realize. I always assumed it meant like biblical and end of times. Oh, interesting. Because it's resemblance to apocalypse. I've got one more for you. What's that? I just this week learned what coup de grace actually means. I thought it meant like the cream of the crop, the ultimate.

It's the death blow. Like there's nothing after it, not because it's the best, because you just had your head cut off. Yeah, the coup de gras, yeah, the final blow. Just learned that this week. Yeah, I think I knew that. You know a word I used to always get wrong was dubious. What'd you think about pot? I don't know, yeah. Can you score me some dubious. What did you think about Pot? I don't know.

Yeah. Can you score me some dubious? Did you ever listen to Funk Dubious? They were like this rap group from the 90s. Yeah, I remember Funk Dubious. They were great. All they wanted to do was have fun. In the midst of like the whole gangster rap thing.

Funk Dubious. I totally remember that. Boy, they just went away. I haven't heard that name in... I think they had like one album and that was it. What was their big hit? I don't remember, but I'll bet it had to do with Pot. Probably so.

Alright, so he's got Mongolia pretty well taken care of at this point. Wait, wait, wait. What did you think Dubious meant? I made a joke instead of letting you answer. No, I don't remember what I thought it meant, but I think I just used to get it wrong. We'll go back to funk dubious. So he's got Mongolia pretty well under control and he is insatiable though, Genghis Khan is. He starts looking around and he's like China is big.

You look pretty pretty. And I think even though they are wealthy and tough and have a lot of dudes to fight, I think I can take them. Mm hmm. Because I'm Genghis Khan. Which is a nutso thing to say at that time. Sure. Especially depending on which of the dynasties in China you were talking about because I think there were at least three major ones.

Well, he's like all of them. Let's just go one at a time. Yeah. So that's what he did. Yeah, that's exactly what he did. He started with the, and I'm sorry everybody, I'm having trouble keeping up with all of the names, but the Tanguts. Yeah, the kingdom of Zhezha is how I would probably pronounce it.

Is that right? Not Dixie-a-Chang. No. Yeah, I think it's Xi Jia. Matthew Feeney-Sproat Yeah, Xi Jia and the Tanguts. And I think this was sort of a test, his biggest test militarily at the time. Matthew Feeney-Sproat Yeah, it was, he'd been fighting other tribes on the steppes to consolidate them and killing off the resistors.

They didn't have cities. The Tanguts were the first ones that he encountered that had cities with walls that were fortified that he needed to figure out how to lay siege to. Matthew Feeney Yeah, and he did to the point where the king finally said, all right, you are my master, here are my troops, and here's the princess bride as well. Matthew Feeney Right. Matthew Feeney Because I've heard you get around. You are my master, here are my troops, and here's the princess bride as well. Because I've heard you get around.

Yeah. And Genghis Khan said, as you wish. That's right. Isn't that what he said? I think so. Okay. So then next he said, all right, how about this other region, the Qin Kingdom? And he faced a 70,000-man army, and it said, virtually wiped it out in this article.

So he's working his way up here now. Yeah. So he actually hit the chins twice from what I understand. And this How Stuff Works article says it happened in 2013. So I'll bet the chins were quite surprised to see Genghis Khan show up five years ago. Yeah. I wonder why, I mean it says that he came back and got a bunch of silk and gold and got a bunch of engineers.

I wonder if that was the purpose of that mission. David Erickson Maybe. Matthew Feeney It was like, hey, I don't think we properly rated them. David Erickson Yeah, because this was two years after the first one. I guess that's all it was, that he wanted some more silk and gold. Matthew Feeney And again, appropriating weapons like crossbows, catapults, and because it's China, early versions of explosives.

Right. And so he's using all this stuff. He's not married to just the hook pole and just the saber. He'll try out anything he sees works, right? So he's knocked out the first two dynasties. He's brought them under his control. He now controls a significant portion of China, all of the steps around Mongolia.

And he's got his sights set on the biggest one of the three, the Jin dynasty. And he actually got in contact with them or else they got in contact with him first. But the emperor of the Jin dynasty, This is an advanced civilization at this point. Very wealthy, maybe the most advanced and wealthy civilization on the planet at the time. Maybe. Genghis Khan is a backwards redneck horse rider who just happened to get lucky a couple of times,

caught the other two dynasties slipping. That's what the emperor of the Jin dynasty is thinking. Yeah, he's thinking, you're going to be my slave. Yeah, he's like, you've done pretty good, kid. I'll tell you what, I'll let you look over my land in the south. You'll be my vassal. And here, here's a princess bride. I hear you like him. Yeah, but it did not work out that way. people. And here's a princess bride. I hear you like them. Matthew Feeney Yeah.

But it did not work out that way. Matthew Feeney No, it didn't. He actually successfully defeated the most advanced wealthiest society on the planet at the time, the Jinns. Matthew Feeney Yep. Slaughtered thousands and thousands of people. Matthew Feeney Well, that's how you do it, I guess. And these three campaigns, these are huge, enormous campaigns. China was extremely populous at the time.

And the number of people who died, most of the people who died under Genghis Khan's rule through war and conquest, happened during these three China campaigns. Yeah. About 30 million people died. And this is over, I mean, 10 years, I think? Less than 10 years? Yeah, I think, less than 10 years.

Yeah, I think so. It's nuts, man. Yeah, so he wanted to continue going, I guess, west. In 1219, he made his way through modern day Central Asia like Turkmenistan, Afghanistan, Iran. Central Asia like Turkmenistan, Afghanistan, Iran, and the Shah Mohammed there said, he killed an ambassador that they had sent forward from a trading caravan and he had a big walled city and he's like, I'm going to be fine. I'm not sweating this guy. And he burned the city down, Genghis Khan did, including a thousand of the soldiers who were in a mosque hiding

out. Killed about a hundred thousand people, but of course, like you said earlier, he spared the skilled craftsmen and workers. Right. And this is the Kh Uzbekistan, but I've seen it called mostly like Afghanistan, Iran, for the most part. This is the area it covered. Iran is what I see it mostly compared to these days. Yeah. And things are starting to get a little out of hand at this point, and it's basically

sort of due to the fact that he went too far. There were too many people, too much land. When you control your, I think the guy who wrote that article you sent said that they weren't producers of anything. The Mongols. Yeah. Right. Or tradesmen. They were conquerors. That's it. Yeah. Right. Or tradesmen.

They were conquerors. That's it. Yeah. And that's not like you got to diversify. From what I understand, they didn't have a written language. They didn't do anything. They just conquered people and took over your land and then leeched off of you. Yeah.

Which is a good skill to get going. But if that's all you can do, I think he likened it to a shark needing to feed. Like, eventually you run out of lands to conquer and then on the interior, it's such a huge corporation at this point, it gets unwieldy. So, Genghis Khan recognized this at some point. He saw that he had basically a change of heart about agriculture, about walled cities, about a sedentary lifestyle. And I think he mostly saw like, oh, you can make way more wealth this way.

So he turned from conquering as much toward figuring out how to administer this area that he conquered. Again, Eurasia is conquered. It's under this guy's, this guy's, had never, had never been united before and hasn't been united since. Even under Soviet, Soviet rule, the Genghis Khan's empire was bigger than that, right?

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Listen to Unpacking the Toolbox on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. ["I'm Coming to You"] Okay, Chuck, so Genghis Khan has conquered Eurasia and said, what now? What now, Eurasia? What do you guys want to do now? I'm done with killing. Not really though.

Well, he died. Yeah? I guess that's right. Yeah, and this is, no one knows quite how he died still. Some people say he had a fall from a horse and was injured, eventually died. Other people said it might have been typhus. There are a few other theories floating around out there, but… Matthew Feeney Yeah, like shot in the knee with an arrow is my favorite.

Matthew Feeney Yeah, which I guess just infection. Matthew Feeney I would die from pain. Yeah. It's interesting though, in August of 1227, when he was on his deathbed, like one of the last things he did was say, you know, remember the Tanguts? Go kill all of them. Right, that's what he did. I think they were the first people he conquered, right? They were the Xizhe people.

Okay, the first people he conquered, right? They were the Xi-Zha people. Okay, the first people in China. And when he went to go attack the Khorazim empire, he demanded that they send some troops as reinforcement. And they said, no. He defeated the Khorazim and turned around and went right over to Xi-Zha. And was like, you guys are toast, you're in trouble. And that was his last act as a living person.

Yeah, he was succeeded by one of his son, Ogadai. Who took that stuff all the way to Europe. Oh yeah, he had a bunch of sons. And I guess we might as well talk about his lineage. It's very famously the Genghis Khan. I mean, what is it like one of every 200 men? Something like 0.5% of the total global population is directly descended from him.

That's amazing. It's amazing and gross. That's a lot of people. Yeah, he was about 65-ish when he died and no one knows where he's buried. No. Because they killed everyone on the way to the funeral. That's one. And then also they rode over his grave. With horses.

I looked up, do you ever go on Quora? Sure, every now and then. It's great, man. Yeah. Like, you can usually tell who knows what they're talking about of the answers and multiply. And frequently, it's most of the people. It's a good, serious, like, it's a good place to get info that you should then go double-check. Yeah, but I agree, though.

It's not like the old days of what was the terrible one years and years ago where you would ask a question. Matthew Feeney Yahoo questions? Matthew Feeney Yeah, probably. Matthew Feeney Or Yahoo, yeah, something like that. Yeah. And there are a lot of platforms like this. This is a pretty good – it's not corrupt yet.

How about that? Matthew Feeney Yeah, I think Quora is pretty good actually. Matthew Feeney So, I went on Quora. This one you can't really look up. But this one guy, two people, like the question was, why was Genghis Khan buried in secret, I think. And two people said they didn't want his grave robbed. They wanted to make sure that the transfer of power to his son was complete,

so they had to keep his death a secret. That makes sense. Yada yada. This one guy said, don't be idiots. He was a little arrogant, but he one guy said, don't be idiots. He was a little arrogant, but he said like, don't be idiots. Genghis Khan was a shamanistic person, religiously fervent. He would have gone one of two ways. They would have cremated him and just spread his ashes,

or they would have done a sky burial. Remember we talked about those before? Where they just left him on the mountainside for the vultures to pick over. It wouldn't have buried him with grave goods. He would have been embarrassed with that. So, he's the only person I saw say something like that. But it gave me pause.

It made me wonder if the hidden grave is just, you know, just a more lore about Genghis Khan and off the mark. Interesting. Yeah. Well, his legacy looms large still, not only in his lineage from his loins. His overactive loins just leeching out goop. But depending on who you're talking to, well, he definitely did some things. He opened up Trade.

The West got things like noodles and tea and playing cards. He perhaps founded the very first version of what would later be a post office, which is, what's it called, the Yam? Yeah, like Pony Express. Yeah, like just different stations. The Pony Express. Yeah, like straight up. But like 600 years like the Pony Express. Yeah, like just different stations. The Pony Express. Yeah, like straight up. But like 600 years before the Pony Express.

Yeah, exactly. But depending on who you're talking to, some people lay almost all of modern warfare at his feet, which is sort of interesting because you can sort of draw a line back to his tactics that eventually would become the Crusades or the slaughtering of the Aztecs and the Incas. Yeah, so they say they would learn from him and then do that. Right. Because it was more of that cultural conveyor belt thing. Yeah.

Right. So they say that he conquered the Khwarazm Empire, came in contact with Islam, and taught them ferocity, which the Europeans learned during the crusade. And they took that ferocity back to Europe and then eventually to the New World, which they used on the Native Americans they found there. And somebody said, no, the Europeans were already well-versed in ferocity and brutality and warfare. They didn't need to learn it from Genghis Khan.

That doesn't mean that's wrong. But it's the suggestion that the Europeans were naive to brutality and warfare is incorrect. Well, it's complete BS. And the author of that article also makes a good point in like you can't look and judge him by today's lens. He wasn't any more brutal than anyone else back then. Matthew Feeney It was just the number. Peter T. Leeson Yeah, he just did it better.

Matthew Feeney That to me though, so I guess then maybe my problem is just like celebrating people who've killed tons of people. Peter T. Leeson Yeah. Matthew Feeney Like that's what I have a problem at at base. Peter T. Leeson Sure. Matthew Feeney Because it's great man history, you know. Uh-huh. It bugs me. It bugs me too. Sorry, Genghis.

We didn't come across that way, did we? No, but just by carrying on the tradition of talking about this guy and, you know, you definitely keep his little flame burning. Well, and there's a, what, 150 foot statue of him. Yeah. Like, he's still very much revered over there. Well, let's's a what, 150 foot statue of him. Yeah. Like he's still very much revered. Well, let's talk about that. Like if you were in Mongolia right now, you're probably pretty mad at me and Chuck.

Apologies for that. We're really, it's the great man history thing we have a problem with. But in Mongolia, he is known as the founder of Mongolia. Yeah. The great, basically the greatest leader Mongolia's ever known, and possibly the world if you're a Mongolian. And during that, during the Soviet occupation of Mongolia, you were not allowed to talk about him. Yeah, they like took him out of history books. Yeah, because they were trying to stamp out

any kind of nationalism in Mongolia at the time. So the moment the Soviets left, the Soviet Union dissolved, they were like, Genghis Khan, Genghis Khan, Genghis Khan. They built the statue of him, they named him an airport after him, they put him on currency. So he's definitely revered over there. But I think that the author of the article, I think his name is Frank McLynn. I'm almost positive.

It's a really good article. Yeah, it's great, Frank McLynn. He wrote this wonderful article called The Brutal Brilliance of Genghis Khan. But he points out like, whatever you think of the guy, even if he was the same as his contemporaries, and it still seems alien to you, like think about your own leaders.

Your own leaders send people to die on the battlefield too. Yeah. And they're revered as well. Sure for causes that are not noble. Right. So the point is, is I guess don't hate on Genghis Khan. Hate the game. Not the player?

Right. I guess so. Wow. Matthew Feeney Boy, this guy took a deep left turn, didn't it? Matthew Feeney Well, it is interesting. Matthew Feeney Yeah, you could talk about this dude forever. Matthew Feeney Yeah, he also makes the point, too, that the Mongols were what he called culturally unbalanced.

So he's like, you know, at least the Europeans, while they were slaughtering and killing, were giving us the Divine Comedy and Carmina Burana and these great cathedrals and operas, whereas the Mongols were just barbarian raiders and butchers. All slaughter, no substance. That's a t-shirt. Yeah. Very famously, too, in the movies, Kingis Khan was played twice, once by John Wayne, believe it or not, in The Conqueror.

And then Omar Sharif said Egyptian, also not close to Mongolian. I don't know if that's better or worse than John Wayne. It's probably the same. I think it's worse. Or no, better. Better? Well, now it'll be Hugh Jackman. No, I think Hollywood's changed somewhat, but like five years ago they would have been like, what about Jason Momoa?

Or Matt Damon pulling on those Fu Manchu mustaches on him. Or they just picked Momoa because like he looks tough. Who's he? And he looks sort of ethnic. He's a guy that plays Aquaman. Ah, I gotcha. And is on... Very versatile, I think. He's in Game of Thrones. Probably but...

And I even looked up Mongolian-American actors to see if there was anyone out there who they could tap into. And I don't think there are a lot of them. Oh, okay. There's probably have to be some good unknown. So speaking of looking like a Mongolian, okay? Got one last thing. Are you done? I'm done.

The Mongolians were really, really good at propaganda. And one of the ways that they showed this was in Iran, in modern-day Iran, the Khorazm empire, when they subjugated it, one of the things they did, they said, we don't have an alphabet, we don't write things down, but you guys do, and we want to put that to good use. You have great artists. We want you to do a history of the Mongols. And the scribes said, sure, we'll do that.

And we want you to do a history of the world, all the great leaders in the world, all the great civilizations in the world. We want you to do those. So they did. They built this, they wrote this huge compendium, a universal history of the world. But the Mongols had them illustrate, like illuminate the text, and they had them, whenever they drew a leader or a conqueror or an army, they drew them as Mongols. Oh, interesting.

So they insinuated themselves into history as basically the progenitors of all greatness and thus justified the subjugation of this area. And they did it through propaganda. They had like all that like copied, you know, hand copied and distributed as widely as they could. Wow. Isn't that interesting? Yeah. There you go.

That's it. All right. If you want to know more about Mongolia or Genghis Khan or any of that stuff you can type those words into the search bar how stuff works. Pick up a book you dingus. And since Chuck said that it's time for listener mail. Hey guys recently listened to the show about burying Ferraris. I want to share another cool story about an almost buried car. In 2013 Brazilian billionaire Count Chinquinha Scarpa made headlines when he announced he wanted to bury his

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