Stuff You Should Know - Selects: How Free Speech Works

Episode Date: September 18, 2021

Freedom of speech and the press are values vital to American democracy. But the First Amendment doesn't really define free speech, and plenty of expressions are restricted. Learn all about the ins and... outs of this cherished right in this classic episode. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:23 actually means something specific. It's not just you can say anything you want, anytime you want, and without any repercussions at all. That's not free speech. We're here to tell you what it really is in the episode from February 28th, 2017, How Free Speech Works. Welcome to Stuff You Should Know, a production of iHeart Radio. Hey, and welcome to the podcast. I'm Josh Clark. There's Charles W. Chuck Bryant. There's Jerry. The papers have been shuffled. They're plum and true. It's time for Stuff You Should Know, the podcast. You know, it's not plum and true. My gut. Anything in my house. Oh yeah. I went to all of my house had those gross, cheap, hollow, gore doors. Oh yeah. They're not doors.
Starting point is 00:02:21 I mean, the function is doors. If there's air in your door, then it's not a door. So one by one, I've been replacing them with wood solid doors, and I went and did that for our bedroom, and man, oh man, was it frustrating. Oh, hanging them because they didn't want to hang? It's the worst. Like nothing straight. Yeah. Like, oh, that looks good. And then it goes to shut and it's like whack. Well, I'm sure it was straight, you know, 100 years ago, you know, and then over time, the house settled in and now it's doing its own thing. So I had to shave the door in so many places it looks like a Dr. Seuss door.
Starting point is 00:02:54 Oh, cool. You should plant one of those weird Dr. Seuss palm trees in your yard to really complete it. It's called marijuana. So I'm glad you just said marijuana, Chuck, because you have every right to say the word marijuana in this country. It's a free country. You can say the name of a plant. You know, people do say and have long said, this is a free country. I can say whatever I want. And free speech is one of the basic hallmarks of what makes America a free country. Freedom of speech. But America is not the only country that enshrines a freedom of speech protection in its charter. Yeah, there are varying degrees of it in many, many countries.
Starting point is 00:03:42 Right. In some countries, there's not very much. In other countries, there's a lot. And the U.S. is arguably one of the leaders, although some people point to Europe, and we'll talk about those later, but some people point to Europe's free speech protections and say, those people know what they're doing. Right. In the U.S., if you look at free speech, you go to the Bill of Rights, typically. It's a great place to start. Bill, great guy. And you will find in the First Amendment of the Constitution, which is the first part of the Bill of Rights, it says in there specifically that Congress will make no law, right, abridging the freedom of speech. It's as simple as that. It doesn't say unless speech says this, unless somebody
Starting point is 00:04:37 says that, unless you really don't like the guy. There is no, it's absolute. It's an absolute protection of freedom of speech. Yeah. And that goes on, I think, it's pertinent to mention, abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press, or the right of the people to peaceably to assemble. Founding Father JFK. And to petition the government for a redress of grievances. Oh, I'm sorry. That was Ted Kennedy. Those were all very important, you know. Sure they are. Oh, yeah. You had them in the press right to assemble. It's a pretty important one. Well, yeah, and because we had just left the country, one independence from Britain, who at the time was like, no, no, no, we very much want to squash
Starting point is 00:05:26 any dissenting opinions about the ground. Exactly. And people were getting thrown in jail for that kind of stuff in the colonies. They were trying to quash a rebellion, and that's a pretty important part of it. If you're a monarchy, an absolute monarchy that wants to keep the rebels in check, you just say, you can't say certain things. And if you do, we're going to throw you in jail. It has a freezing effect. Yeah, or their weird punishments, like when they said, stick a sock in it. They went, yeah, okay. And they went, no, really, stick a sock in it. By law for eight months. Governor. And tape it shut. Sure. With my dirty sock in your mouth. Right. My dirty 18th century sock. Yeah, my wool sock from my wet boots.
Starting point is 00:06:12 Quickly, though, I think we should point out that as we were going through this, I realized you could have an entire podcast called the ins and outs of free speech. Yeah, like a series, a whole show. You could have a whole show about it. That's just an episode. So this is an overview, as we do, that is going to pick and talk about various court cases over the years, rulings and writings of judges that are pertinent. But man, it's deep and wide. Yeah, it is. Especially considering that, again, when you go to the Bill of Rights, it just says, Congress can't pass any laws that abridge the freedom of speech. They're like, why does he keep writing? And Chuck, not only though was this in retaliation
Starting point is 00:07:01 of reaction to the British monarchy, it was also a big part of enlightenment thinking as well. The protection of freedom of speech was a huge aspect of the enlightenment. And obviously, the United States was founded during the enlightenment as part of the enlightenment. It was an enlightenment experiment, right? Yeah, like we don't want to restrict thought or expression. And some might say that if the Britain hadn't been so intent on squashing dissenting opinion, then we might not have been so enlightenment aside. So heck bent on ensuring those rights. So maybe it all worked out for the best. Yeah, I think so. And Britain came around, right? You can still get a sock thrown in your mouth,
Starting point is 00:07:51 can you? I don't know, man. It's on the book still. I just don't know if they do it anymore. Is it? The socks are much nicer now. That's right. They're all happy socks. So since you have this very broad protection of freedom of speech, right? Yeah. Then there's nothing more to be said about it. Anybody can say anything they want. Not quite true. It isn't true. Because we have three branches of government here in the U.S. We do? Yeah, it turns out. I thought that was just one. You got the executive branch, which is the one I think you're thinking of. Then you have the legislative branch, Congress. Okay, which is actually separate. And then you have the third branch, the judicial branch.
Starting point is 00:08:34 Yes, they are equal and important branch. And with the congressional legislative branch, they pass laws. People go out and break laws. Sure. People get convicted. People appeal their convictions. And in some cases, those convictions and the laws are questionable enough or interesting enough that it will eventually make it to a high enough court that the court will rule on whether or not that law holds up to any constitutional standard. Over time, freedom of speech has been shaped and expanded and paired away by the courts here in the United States. Yeah, like maybe more so than any other kind of segment of law or maybe not. But I'm going to just, as a complete armchair attorney,
Starting point is 00:09:31 I'm going to say that perhaps free speech has been a challenge more and whittled down and defined more than maybe any other aspect of law. Yeah, because one of the big things that the courts did with freedom of speech was to really expand the definition of speech. Yeah, it's not just words that come out of your mouth. Or even write. No, like it can be a t-shirt that says F the police. Or I could say, um, uh, yeah. Hug the police. Sure. Somebody might find that offensive. Who knows? Thank you for coming to my rescue this time. Uh, it could be a billboard. It could be, um, it could be a pamphlet you hand out. It could be an act, a symbolic act, flag burning. That was a big one.
Starting point is 00:10:16 Remember that in the 80s? Yeah, absolutely. Or refusing to say the pledge of allegiance. That was in the, I think, World War II. Yeah, which is actually now protected as, because free speech can also mean the freedom to not speech. Yeah, because up until I think 1943 when the Supreme Court ruled on it, kids were being forced to say the pledge whether they wanted to or not. Yeah. And the Supreme Court said, no, we think freedom of speech is really freedom of expression. And if you don't feel like saying the pledge, you're free to express yourself in that way. Yeah. And as you'll find, um, throughout the show, we'll kind of probably say this over and over, freedom of speech doesn't have a lot to do with something you might find offensive or
Starting point is 00:11:03 repugnant. Um, generally the U.S. has cited on protecting that right regardless of whether or not you're offended or you think it's awful. And that's kind of what makes America great in a lot of ways is, you know what, who are we to decide what, you know, to legislate morality, essentially. And we'll get into all this with obscenity and all that stuff and pornography. But, um, even when it comes to like, you know, I don't want to say the pledge because of this reason. Right. The courts have said, you know what, that, that you're right. This is America. We may not like it, but that you're right. Yeah. And the whole reason behind this too, it's, it's easy to just take it for granted, especially if you were raised in the United States that
Starting point is 00:11:45 you have that right. Who cares what the basis of it is. You can say basically whatever you want, you know. Um, but when you really dig into why the founders sought to protect this and why it's been upheld and defended so much over the years is because the idea is that if you are free to speak your mind without fear of being put in jail or killed or beaten by a mob, um, that you are going to introduce new ideas to the marketplace of ideas. And through this, you're going to have an exchange with other people. And a lot of times it's going to be contentious and it's going to be ugly. But over time, things can evolve and get better and change for the better through this exchange of ideas. And to ensure that the engine of cultural evolution continues unabated, you have to have the
Starting point is 00:12:38 free exchange of ideas and to have the free exchange of ideas, you have to have protection of free speech. Yeah. Because if not, you have the government being the one saying, well, no, here are all the ideas. Right. Exactly. And don't worry about having any of your own. Yeah. These are the ones. Yeah. And in a lot of cases, those things can come across as really great ideas here in the US up until the, uh, I think the mid fifties or early sixties, there were laws on the books where it said you can't, you can't speak ill of groups. Like you can't say anything about, um, Jewish people or Muslim people or any group. You can't say these things. Yeah. Hate speech was not protected. Right. It was called group libel. And that actually
Starting point is 00:13:28 sounds pretty good in a lot of, in a lot of senses. Like, yeah, we shouldn't be talking trash about entire groups of people because it does, it can lead to problems. Yeah. But that same prohibition on speech came to be exploited by white Southerners who were in power in the fifties, who said Martin Luther King, he's trying to incite violent social change with his, his radical ideas. Somebody needs to, uh, put a duct tape over that guy's mouth. Right. Stick a sock in it. He doesn't have the freedom to say this. And actually our right to say hateful things about other people was a direct result in the United States of the civil rights movement, um, being protected by the courts against white Southerners who sought to, um, to, uh, squash their, their
Starting point is 00:14:20 speech. Yeah. So hate speech, yeah, is due in part, in part to Dr. Martin Luther King. Yeah. And, and trying to advance civil rights. Right. And a weird turn of events. Yeah, it really was. And in Europe, and we'll talk about this a little more, um, like you said, some people say they have nailed it. They, uh, don't protect hate speech and you can't be a, uh, you can't deny the Holocaust publicly. And you can't, um, say, you know, Jewish people, you know, XYZ or this group of people are like this. Right. Um, some people say that's, you know, that's kind of right on the money. Uh, we have taken a different tack here in the US. Right. And Europe does that because they have a pretty recent example of what can happen if you do have freedom of speech.
Starting point is 00:15:08 And that, uh, totalitarian government can hijack that freedom of speech and use it as propaganda to incite hatred amongst an entire population. Yeah. Um, or even as, uh, as, um, this, this one author put it to prepare them for extermination. Yeah. Just basically saying like, Hey, everybody, get those guys. They're the reasons you don't have jobs. They're the rapists. They're the people who are, who are going to kill you and steal your, your family's wealth and well-being. Yeah. So get rid of them, turn on them. And that's the whole point of, of saying nobody can inc, inc, incite hatred through speech in these European democracies. Yeah. Um, because the state has done it before. Yeah. And we all see what happened there. Right. Um,
Starting point is 00:15:58 should we take a break? I feel like that's a good intro. Sure. Broad, all encompassing, passionate, all encompassingly. All right. Well, we'll come back here in a minute and get down to the nitty gritty of some of these court cases. Okay. My favorite boy bands give me in this situation. If you do, you've come to the right place because I'm here to help this. I promise you. Oh God. Seriously. I swear. And you won't have to send an SOS because I'll be there for you. Oh man. And so my husband, Michael, um, hey, that's me. Yep. We know that Michael and a different hot, sexy teen crush boy band are each week to guide you through life step by step. Oh, not another one. Kids, relationships, life in general can get messy.
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Starting point is 00:18:57 in a lot of ways, but very specifically because everyone has sort of heard the old thing that you can't yell fire in a movie theater and say that's free speech. Because that will, in the case of, in the 1919 case, Schenck v. United States. Charles Schenck was arrested for distributing material basically that said, hey, the U.S. draft, military draft is BS. Don't do it. Fight against it. And they said, you know what, that's espionage, actually. And that went all the way to Supreme Court and they did not protect that right because in the words of Oliver Wendell Holmes, he said, did the words create a clear and present danger that they will bring about substantive evils Congress has a right to prevent.
Starting point is 00:19:48 And that's sort of in line and later on in that same ruling, he was talking about yelling fire in a theater as an example. Like, you know, you can't do that because out on site panic, people will get stomped. Right. And in this case, this kind of set the precedent for, or the tone for all free speech cases to follow. It's weighing the individual right versus the public good. Yes. Or in this case, the individual right versus creating some problem or evil, as he put it, that Congress has a right and an interest to prevent. Yeah, a danger to the country. Right. In this case, really what they were saying was they were suppressing criticism of a government program, the draft. And then, but Holmes was fine
Starting point is 00:20:37 with that. But within a year, I think, he saw his test, you know, does it present a clear and present danger being used in a way to squash dissent when a bunch of anarchists who are just generally advocating the overthrow of the government rather than need to do this on this date at this time, they were convicted under the test that Holmes created. So, he took what was called the great dissent and actually dissented against his own former test and said, no, it has to present a clear and present danger. Present meaning like, it's about to happen or you know the time that it's going to happen. And it's a clear danger, like this is what's going to happen because this person said that. Right. So, that ultimately became the format for what we'll talk about in a
Starting point is 00:21:31 little bit, which is inciting violence. Yeah. And that's not to say that, like the ruling there, like you said, was about a clear and present danger, not necessarily the fact that Charles Schinck was against the war because we have a long history in this country of being able to be a wartime dissenter and talk about it and be protected. During the Vietnam War, there was a man who had, he went through an LA courthouse and he had a jacket that said, you know, F, the draft, but it was really spelled out. It's so ironic that we're censoring ourselves in this one, but we're a family show. It's a family show. F, the draft and they, as you will always, almost always see here, these people are, like you said, usually arrested, convicted and then that's when they're,
Starting point is 00:22:16 well, maybe hippies, you never know. Yeah. And then that's when the courts take it up and potentially either protect or don't protect the speech. Right. In this case, the court said, no, you're within your right because someone could see your jacket and then not look at it. Right. And that's a good point. Like you, you can just look away from the guy's jacket, right? You can also not take the pamphlet that the guy's handing you. Never take pamphlets. You can also, you can also not rent the movie that you find offensive. You can also turn the TV station. You can also turn the radio down. You can also not go to the website. You can turn our podcast off. To me, well, you shouldn't, but you could. To me, the alternative of not,
Starting point is 00:22:57 not receiving some speech that you find offensive, like being able to get away from it, that to me is the ultimate test for, for whether speech should be restricted or not. And since you can, in virtually any situation, get away from speech, except maybe skyriding, we should probably really regulate skyriding pretty, pretty toughly. Now you can look down at the ground. But I guess you could. Yeah. So as long as you can get away from it or more to the point, shield your children from it. I don't think it should be, I don't see any reason for it to be entailed. For skyriding, you would have to argue in court that it is such a delight to children that they can't help but look. Like you would have to physically restrain them and put blinders on them. Exactly. And that's
Starting point is 00:23:47 unreasonable, your honor. Right. You could write a curse word and then do a drawing of Barney, and that would satisfy that. Is Barney still a thing? I think Barney will always be a thing. I don't know. So over the years have been, like we said, a lot of court cases that have kind of whittled away and defined, not whittled away, you know, because that... Molded, shaped. Molded and shaped. Yeah. Yeah. So Marvin Oldmar ran an adult book business. Yeah. And what he did was he sent out mailers. He likes to send out a mailer. Right. And these mailers would show up at houses where, you know, something like kid might read it. Sure. Or someone easily offended might read it.
Starting point is 00:24:28 Yeah. Or not so easily offended might read it. And there was a mom who, this was her adult son. Yeah. It was a mom and her grown son who was the manager of, I guess, the family restaurant. Was he childlike? Maybe. His eyes were burning. I don't know. Maybe his mom just treated him like a kid. Who knows? But they said, you know what, you know, this guy shouldn't be mailing these randomly to just whoever. We certainly don't want it. So we're going to call and complain. Yes. And Marvin Miller ended up getting arrested for obscenity. Sure. And this is a huge, this turned out to be a huge case. Yeah. It went all the way to the Supreme Court. And yeah, it was what you call a, what do you call that? Landmark. Well, landmarks. Watershed.
Starting point is 00:25:18 Watershed. Yeah. Couldn't think of it. I was like, we did a podcast on it recently. It's an indigo girl song. That's right. It was a watershed case. Miller v. California. And I'm going to say V instead of versus. I think we've talked about that before, right? Sure. It makes you sound more legal easy. Yeah. And everyone likes being legal easy. In 1973, like I said, the Supreme Court heard the case and they found that his speech did not qualify for protection. But here's the hitch. They didn't rule on the obscenity. They ruled that, hey, we're protecting kids and you can't just mail this stuff to a house. Right. Because kids live in houses. And so it was inappropriate content for children.
Starting point is 00:26:05 And what it did as well is it specified a test for defining obscenity, which boy, over the years, this has been a really tough thing. And it seems like over the years, the courts roundly don't want any part of that. No, if there's one thing to that, as far as restricting free speech goes, that drives me up the wall, it's obscenity. The court should not have anything to do with obscenity. And mostly they don't want to be ruling on it. Right. There's this great quote from Hugo Black, who, as of this podcast, has become my favorite Supreme Court justice of all time. He said, in Michigan versus state of New York, I wish once more to express my, this is my Hugo Black, by the way, I wish once more to express
Starting point is 00:26:49 my objections to saddling this court with the irksome and inevitably unpopular and unwholesome task of finally deciding by a case by case, site by site, personal judgment of the members of this court, what pornography, whatever that means, is too hardcore for people to see or read. Yeah, basically they were tired of sitting in court and looking at like pictures of obesityity. At the very least. And ruling on this stuff. Right. Like what about this one? What about this one? Well, the thing is they were looking at like pulp, pulp books. Like Michigan was a guy who had a publishing house of pulp books that showed like BDSM or lesbianism or masturbation or whatever on the cover. He's like, this is actually pretty nice.
Starting point is 00:27:34 They're like, I mean, it's a perk of the job, but we shouldn't have to do it anyway. Yeah. And so the idea that the court is ruling what is obscene and what is not is it's legislating morality. Just clearly it's legislating morality. Yeah. And I don't think the court has any right to that at all, but they have. They have a long tradition of it. And over time, they've actually come to protect pornography. Yeah. With the exception of child pornography, which you're not really going to, you're going to be hard pressed to find anybody who argues for freedom of speech as far as child pornography goes. Sure. And then obscenity, which came out of this, the three prong test to determine what's obscene came out of that Miller v. California case.
Starting point is 00:28:26 And it says this. It says that if the average person using contemporary community standards can look at something and says that this arouses the prurient interest. Yeah. Does it mean sexy time? Yeah. That's prong one. And you have to satisfy all three of them. Is this patently offensive sexual content? Yeah. Or patently, either one. I say patently. And I got that from Mr. Burns. Oh, well. I say patently like Mr. Burns does. Yeah. And then the final one is a big one. It's whether the work taken as a whole lacks serious literary artistic or potentially or political or scientific value. Right. That's subjective. Extremely subjective. It literally says, if it's artistic, right?
Starting point is 00:29:14 Who says what's art and what's not? Yeah. And very famously, Justice Potter Stewart, the very, very famous line when asking about obscenity or pornography said, I know it when I see it. Right. But they have long said, like we, one of them said, we may be trying to define the indefinable. Yeah. It is indefinable. Sure. You ask a hundred people what pornography is, and you'll get a hundred different answers. And so as a result, some courts have said, yeah, this community, these jurors decided that this is obscene. So people go to jail for depicting sexual acts or something like that, that some jurors in that town found distasteful. Yeah. Because America has long had a very puritanical hangup with sex and nudity.
Starting point is 00:30:05 Violence, bring it on. But new bodies, shame, shame. Cover that up. I think that's probably my issue with it too, is we're super like, we'll expose kids to violence, extreme violence at a very young age. But sexuality, hey, you wait until your parents are dead. Yeah. It's just unwonders for the therapy industry though. Sure. It's true. So hold on, Chuck. There's one other thing. The other part that the other problem I have with the defining obscenity is that there's no national standard. The courts even said it would be impossible to come up with a national standard. Yeah. So if Miller had been tried in a community of swingers who were like into that stuff, he probably would have gotten off. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:50 Yeah. Right? Yeah. But because he was tried in a community that decided that, no, this is obscene, it was deemed obscene. Whereas in another community, it may not have been deemed obscene. That's no test. Well, yeah. And that became a big deal at one point because they basically, the law said that community standards are like, you can't have a national standard because what the someone thinks in Skokie, Illinois is not what in Sin City, Las Vegas, they have an entirely different definition of obscenity and pornography. Right. Yeah. And they're right. Yeah. I guess they are right, which is why, to me, it's one or the other. Either get rid of anything that could possibly be considered obscene or you allow it all. So obscenity,
Starting point is 00:31:43 it's obscene. It is. Well, we'll get more into obscenity too, but there are a lot of other facets of free speech that you might not really think about. In 2013, there was a case, Bland v. Roberts, where there were these two dudes that worked for a sheriff's department, you know, sheriffs are elected, they were running for office, and they were fired for commenting and liking on an opponent's Facebook page, which, you know, this gets into, in the digital age, in the internet age, a whole different slew of questions to be answered. And they appealed that case and then won, actually. Yeah. Bland v. Roberts, as a result, Facebook likes are considered protective free speech under the First Amendment now. Yeah, but ironic, well, maybe not ironically,
Starting point is 00:32:32 but Facebook and social media in general, you can also, I mean, it's at their discretion whether or not they take something down. Yeah. And you can't say, well, it's free speech. And that's like, no, this is our private room, essentially, is our home. Right. And inside a private home, you can tell someone to shut up. Private home, private companies, social media platforms. Like if you show up to work in a F the police shirt, they can fire you or tell you to change it. And if you say, no, no, no, like, this is my free speech, they'll go, no, this is my business. This is not a free speech zone. Like, like the mall, remember? Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's right. Poor Victor Groen. And here's the thing too is, and this isn't really a section in our notes, but
Starting point is 00:33:16 Are you riffing? I get kind of riffing here. I get kind of bugged these days with, I think a lot of people have the notion that freedom of speech means also freedom from consequence. And those are two different things. Yeah. Like freedom of speech means that you were not going to be, well, you might even be arrested and convicted, but eventually it will be overturned. Right. You'll be vindicated. But if a business or a comedian or a TV show does something that people find offensive or a provocateur YouTube. Yeah. And someone wants to pick at them and shut them down or boycott them. And they cry free speech. It's like, you know, you know, you said that you got away with it, you're not in jail.
Starting point is 00:33:54 Doesn't mean there won't be consequences. Well, yeah, the right to protest is enshrined in the same amendment as free speech. Yeah. But I think, yeah, I hear a lot, it seems like more and more these days where people whine about the consequences of their own free speech. Right. And that's not enshrined in the constitution. They're very likely will be consequences. Right. People will hate you. Maybe. But it's like you said, though, you know, the, it's there to protect the unpopular opinion. There's this guy who's an expert on free speech at Penn State, I believe. He said, we have a first amendment to protect unpopular expression or the minority viewpoint because we don't need a constitution to protect the majority
Starting point is 00:34:40 thinks the majority takes care of itself. It's good point. It's the people who everybody else hates and what they have to say that is protected by the constitution. Yeah. And Harvard law professor Noah Feldman in a very unharvered law like way said, if your feelings are hurt, then that's your problem. Snowflake. You didn't say Harvard like JFK. Harvard. He didn't say snowflake. I was kidding. No, but he, what he was pointing out was basically the sentiment behind free speech in the United States that as long as you are not physically harming somebody, you like emotional harm is whatever when I even get it. It's not even going to register. Well, although that one article you sent that op ed, there was the guy that argued that emotional harm was worse than
Starting point is 00:35:30 physical harm and had a longer lasting impact. Yeah. So, you know, there are two sides to every argument there. Well, that's one of the reasons why Europe has said no hate speech. It's harmful. Yeah. Yeah. Like even if it isn't physically harmful, it's emotionally, it's an intellectually harmful. It's not good. All right. So we've dabbled in obscenity. One of the, and we'll talk a little bit more about it, but one of the other things that you can, you can have insulting speech, but there's something called fighting words that is not protected. And it can be difficult to determine. And again, over the years, the courts have tried to do so. But in 1969, there was kind of a landmark case, Brandenburg v. Ohio, where Clarence Brandenburg was at a
Starting point is 00:36:18 clan rally in Ohio and said, we are, we're not a revengeant organization. But if our president, our Congress, our Supreme Court continues to suppress the white Caucasian race, please, it's possible that there might have to be some revengeance taken. So they should have jailed him for grammar. Right. Revengeance is of course not a real word. And neither is revengeant. Although I think it's in a video game now, someone said. No. Yeah. Revengeance too. What? I don't think it's called that. Revengeance too, or parentheses, S-I-C. Right. What does that stand for again? Sick. I can't remember. Like, that's so sick they got it wrong. Right. I don't, I don't know. I can't remember now. I think we would know this. Yeah, somebody else sent it in.
Starting point is 00:37:10 People tend to write it after the stuff we write. We don't usually use it ourselves. Yeah, it's funny though. I have this thing, you know, just the weird quirky things that everyone sort of does in their head in life. Whenever I see S-I-C written in an article, I always try and think of what word either they got wrong or were replacing in the article, you know, to make more sense. Well, no, they use it to because... Well, if it's a misspelling or if it's not a word. Right. It's basically the writer or the editor saying, this guy got it wrong, not me. Yeah, yeah, but I remember thinking of it different. What is it when they... That's just when they put it in brackets and they put, like, there or something like that. Oh, okay. Because the person
Starting point is 00:37:54 left it out. Sick also goes in brackets, but it's basically saying, I'm aware that this is misspelled. Yeah, I preserved it to show what a dummy this guy is. I think I do it in both cases. Like, if it's a made-up word, I'll try and think of what they meant or, like, the other one where there's just a parentheses and they just basically add something to make it more sense. Right. I try and think of, like, what did they say to begin with? It's a weird thing. No, I know what you mean. In my head right now, I have it for your eyes only. Oh, I thought you were going to say, if you're trying to figure out what I'm thinking. The brain does some terrible stuff. I have that in my head now, too, because you came in singing it. For your eyes only. Why? It doesn't make any
Starting point is 00:38:35 sense. It doesn't. I haven't heard the song in decades. A week-long earworm from a song you haven't heard in decades. Was it in a dream? I don't think so. You dreaming about she and Easton again? That was a good movie, though. That was a Connery one on it. No, no, that was Roger Moore. Are you sure? Yeah. You're sure. I think it was Sean Connery's last one. All right. I may be right here. We go to the map for that one. All right. Getting back to Brandenburg, the Klan member who didn't know how to talk right. He didn't talk good. He was arrested for advocating violence and he won. Supreme Court decided in his favor and thus began the history, the long history of the United States saying, you know what, if the Klan wants to have
Starting point is 00:39:26 a rally out in the public town square and they apply for their permit, you got to let him do it. But again, that actually, that the Klan's hate speech being protected was lumped together and came out of the civil rights movement's freedom of speech being protected as well. Because they were like, well, hey man, Stokely Carmichael says that, you know, we've got to take control from the Whites, rise up and take control. Like that's hate speech. And the Supreme Court says, you know what, you're right and that's protected. Right. So it was what the Klan saying or Illinois Nazis and Skokie. Right. Second time Skokie's made an appearance in this episode. Yeah. Yeah. Why not a third? How about the usual suspects? I knew that was coming. So yeah, anyway,
Starting point is 00:40:16 I think what you're saying is as a result, hate speech is, has a decades long tradition of being protected at any and all costs, unless you are using it to incite violence. And that ties in to that original prohibition on free speech that Oliver Wendell Holmes came up with is that it presents a clear and present danger. So rather than using that specifically to incite violence, you basically have to be saying, it's not enough to say, like we black people need to rise up and take control of the United States. And if it has to be violent, it has to be violent, but we can't live like this anymore. Right. Yeah. If Stokely Carmichael saying something like that or Malcolm X is saying something like that, that is protected speech, even though it makes a lot of people or
Starting point is 00:41:12 it made a lot of people uneasy to hear that kind of thing. And they said, Hey, they're trying to start a race war. It's still protected speech. On the other hand, if you said, or Stokely Carmichael said, everybody needs to go get their shotguns and we're all going to meet here on Tuesday and we're going to take the streets Tuesday afternoon, that would not be protected because he would be directly inciting violence. Yeah. What were the two things that violence has to be likely and it has to the advocacy for violence has to be directed to inciting or producing imminent lawless action. Right. And then it has to be likely to incite or produce such action. So it has to be happening at some point that you can point to next Tuesday, something that's
Starting point is 00:42:00 not vaguer and definable. Like we should do this in the future if we're not granted greater rights. Right. So it has to be something specific and it has to be likely to produce that effect. Right. So if somebody is a great order and the people they're telling to get their shotguns all own shotguns at home, that would probably make it likely. And then a few years after that case, another one, Hess v. Indiana from 1973, defined imminent a little further and it said, an advocacy of illegal action at some indefinite future time that's protected. Right. So likely and imminent. Yes. Interesting. All right. Well, let's take a likely and imminent break and we'll talk more even more about obscenity after this.
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Starting point is 00:43:55 Tips with Lance Bass on the iHeart Radio app, Apple podcast or wherever you listen to podcasts. I'm Mangesh Atikular and to be honest, I don't believe in astrology, but from the moment I was born, it's been a part of my life. In India, it's like smoking. You might not smoke, but you're going to get secondhand astrology. And lately, I've been wondering if the universe has been trying to tell me to stop running and pay attention because maybe there is magic in the stars if you're willing to look for it. So I rounded up some friends and we dove in and let me tell you, it got weird fast. Tantric curses, major league baseball teams, canceled marriages, K-pop. But just when I thought I had to handle on
Starting point is 00:44:39 this sweet and curious show about astrology, my whole world came crashing down. Situation doesn't look good. There is risk to father. And my whole view on astrology, it changed. Whether you're a skeptic or a believer, I think your ideas are going to change too. Listen to Skyline Drive and the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. All right. So did you see the movie, Carnal Knowledge? I didn't. I thought, for some reason, I was like, body heat's not that old. That's what I thought the movie was. Wasn't that a sexy one? Body heat was quite sexy. I never saw that one. Very good movie.
Starting point is 00:45:33 Was it Kathleen Turner? Kathleen Turner. That is correct. Romancing the Stone? Kathleen Turner or Friends Kathleen Turner? Romancing the Stones, Kathleen Turner. It doesn't matter either way. She's a delight. Body heat, Kathleen Turner. Never saw it. It's good. Very steamy. That was Brian DePalma, right? Oh, I think so. Yeah, I think so too. She's also the star of one of my favorite all-time movies, which is The War of the Roses. Man, that is a great movie. I can watch that movie a thousand times and not get sick of it. That's a good one.
Starting point is 00:46:08 All right. So Carnal Knowledge was the Mike Nichols film with Jack Nicholson, Candice Bergen, and Art Garfunkel of all people. What is Art Garfunkel doing in there? He sings in a falsetto throughout. It's very nice. For your eyes only. All the lines are in sing song. No, he acted in it. It was good. Was he good? Yeah, yeah. It was great movie. Was he like Paul Simon good? Well, he's acted too. I know. Here and there. Really good movie though. I mean, like I said, it was Mike Nichols. It was not like porn, but it was just a very Frank movie about sex and relationships.
Starting point is 00:46:46 Like Nicholson plays sort of a, you know, what you would think, kind of a womanizer, and Art Garfunkel is a little more tender and not as big of a womanizer. Okay. Trying to decide how to put all this. Tender. And it kind of just follows him in three points of their life, from like college to middle age and their sexual exploits. Huh. It sounds kind of boring. Just really good movie. Is it? Yeah. And very famously in 1974, I think it might have started in 73, and right here in Albany, Georgia, there was a theater manager that was arrested for
Starting point is 00:47:24 showing that movie in his theater. Oh, is that where this case comes from? Yeah. And he was arrested and convicted of distributing obscene material. It's Jenkins v. Georgia, right? Jenkins v. Georgia was a court case. And of course, the Supreme Court ruled that carnal knowledge was not obscene. And I think in the ruling, they said, it's Mike Nichols for God's sake. Right. He's, what do you think? It's precious treasure. And well, they said that it basically your, your opposition to a state of Georgia, making us so proud is that there's nudity in it. And it's a lot of nudity.
Starting point is 00:47:57 They were like, that's not enough. That doesn't, it's not patently offensive, sexual, sexually explicit material that has no artistic value. Yes. It fails the Miller test is what it's called. Yeah. Or it passes. No, I guess it would fail the Miller test, because if you pass the Miller test, it would be obscene. Right. It's a weird way to look at it, I guess. Yeah. Here in the modern age, like I said, with the internet, they opened up a whole host of issues with free speech. And notably the Child Online Protection Act, COPPA.
Starting point is 00:48:33 Yeah, that was a big deal. Very big deal. COPPA was legislation that was introduced to, you know, protect kids from online smut. Right. But on the other hand, freedom of speech advocates said, no, they're going to, this is the start of regulating the internet. The internet is a free, open, wild west, and it should not be regulated. So don't try to regulate it. And again, everybody said, except for child pornography and the person talking said, well, yeah, except of course, child pornography, don't be stupid. Well, COPPA never actually went into effect. It went through three rounds of litigation over
Starting point is 00:49:06 the years. And, you know, basically one of the big things that the court would say back was, there are protections that parents can put in to restrict their kids from this stuff. And that's enough. Yeah, that's a huge thing. Like the court really tends to not like government overreach and tends to restrict it whenever it comes about, right? Yeah. And this was really tricky because what they were trying to do was apply a federal law to community standards for a global product. And that's just, I mean, talk about complicated law. That's tricky. It's very, very tricky. Yeah. So the court struck it down in part because they thought it was overly broad. They said that what the government was considering offensive
Starting point is 00:49:51 material would not pass the Miller test. So that was overly broad. And then they also said, yeah, there's alternatives like parental controls that are widely available can solve the problem that the government's looking to solve, which is restrict kids from pornography, but without restricting anyone else's individual liberty, right? So they said, see you around, COPPA. And Justice Stephen Breyer wrote in a concurring opinion, this is a good quote too, to read the statute as adopting the community standards of every locality in the United States would provide the most puritan of communities with a hecklers veto affecting the rest of the nation. Right. Basically saying what many have said was this is an impossible task.
Starting point is 00:50:42 So don't even try. I wish they'd take that idea with obscenity as well. Well, and here's the other thing when they struck down COPPA. And this is another really good quote and this one from US district judge Lowell Reed, Jr. Not Lou Reed, but Lowell Reed. Lou Reed said, take a walk in the wild side. Lowell said, maybe after a nap. Lowell said, and this kind of sums up for me, I think he said, perhaps we do the minors of this country harm if first amendment protections, which they will with age inherit fully are chipped away in the name of their protection. Right. So basically like in trying to protect these kids, we've restricted their free speech when they become adults. Very interesting. Yeah, it's true.
Starting point is 00:51:31 Yeah. The courts, do you go with obscenity? I'm great with it. The courts have also kind of shaped freedom of speech or protected freedom of speech by saying, yes, certain types of speech are not protected, obscenity, child pornography, fighting words, and then libel is another one. But one of the ways they further protect it, even when they're restricting it, is to say not everything that you say is libel is actually libel. I think libel is print though, right? It's very, I think it more has to do with slander's words. Oh, is that what it is? Yeah. Okay. So with libel laws, and I would guess slander falls under the same laws, right? No, no, no. So, but with libel laws, it's really difficult to prove libel, right? Because the
Starting point is 00:52:28 person printing the libelist information, which is basically you're defaming someone's character. Yeah. And that's a really old, longstanding prohibition. I think even back in ancient Greece, they had a certain amount of freedom of speech in Athens, classical Athens. But even that was restricted as far as talking trash about someone's character, right? So that's a really old idea that you shouldn't put fake stuff about someone's character reputation out there. And if you do, then they have recourse. But to prove that that person said something libelist, they have to have had malice of forethought. They had to have known that what they were printing was wrong or untrue. Yeah, that's the key. It has to be untrue. You can express an opinion about
Starting point is 00:53:21 somebody and say someone's a big poopy pants. But you can't say someone's a big poopy pants who did X, Y, and Z if that isn't true. Right, exactly. And so it's really tough to prevent or to prove libel, right? So it is unprotected speech, but it's also protected in that it's not very broad, it's very narrow. And then part and parcel with that is satire and parody are also very much protected in the United States. Thankfully. And we have Larry Flint, Hustler publisher to thank for that. Yeah, I mean, People vs. Larry Flint is a very good job of spelling out that case. But very famously, he went to war with the Reverend Jerry Falwell because he had a cartoon in his Hustler magazine that was an unflattering sexual depiction of Jerry Falwell.
Starting point is 00:54:11 It was no, it was a fake Campari ad. It was a spoof Campari ad. But it was a cartoon though. No, not the one I saw. Oh, really? I saw like a hand drawn. I'm sure he had that too. Yeah. But this, what the court case was, it was like a Campari ad. And there was like a Campari ad campaign where people talked about their first time they had Campari or whatever. And Jerry Falwell's was, he and his mother got drunk on Campari and had sex in the outhouse. And that was actually how he lost his virginity. Right. Jerry Falwell didn't like that very much. No, of course not. So he sued, he sued Larry Flint and Larry Flint won that case.
Starting point is 00:54:48 It went all the way up to the Supreme Court. Yeah. It was a 1988 case and they said, no, this is parody. There's a satire. It's protected. If any reasonable person sees it and would know that it's not true, it's protected. And Larry Flint said, you're under arrest. No reasonable person would see this. Right. Pervert's frack. That was yours is better than mine. That was good. Oh yeah. Was that a good one? Yeah. He sounded like Woody Harrelson doing Larry Flint, which is right on the money. In my head, I sound like a muppetty tenor doing Woody Harrelson doing Larry Flint. Great movie. The Muppets? People versus Larry Flint.
Starting point is 00:55:27 It was a great movie. You saw that? Yeah. Yeah. And anyway, thankfully satire is protected here in the U.S. because we have a long, rich history of political cartoons and rich satire that can really make a difference. Like you see what's going on with Saturday Night Live right now. It's like they've had a long, long tradition of political satire. And most times that opening bit they do is political in nature. Yeah. And then it's nothing new. They've been doing it forever. That's true. So I don't know. I just think it's... When you start poking at that and the onion and some of the great satirical publications, that goes down a bad road. Agreed. So Chuck, one of the things that's coming up now that we're connected globally is this idea that
Starting point is 00:56:25 what we talked about at the beginning, the U.S. has very broad free speech protections. Some other countries don't. There's like the UN Universal Declaration of Human Rights, right? Yeah. Some of that has some free speech protection in it. Not everybody signed on to it. And a lot of people think there will never be any way to protect freedom of speech worldwide. Normally, up to say the 90s, that wasn't that big of an issue unless like Salman Rushdie published a book or something like that. Because each country had its own standards and what's said in one country typically stayed in that country even if it was offensive to another country, right? Sure. The two didn't collide. Now that the internet's here, what's said in one country can be carried
Starting point is 00:57:19 immediately to another country and that offense can be taken. And this went out of hypotheticals and into the real world. Back in 2012, when a guy named Bacelli Nakula released a 14-minute video called The Innocence of Muslims. Do you remember that? I don't. It was extremely incendiary. If you were a Muslim, you were going to be offended by this because it basically said the Prophet Muhammad was a fraud. It had him as a Flander, a womanizer, I think a pedophile. And the people who were in it were scared to death because of the reaction. There were riots around the world once it was translated into Arabic and released. What did they think was going to happen? I don't know. I don't remember if the person was a provocateur on purpose
Starting point is 00:58:17 or if they were their real beliefs on Islam. Regardless, they were Egyptian-American, so the video was protected. Even though elsewhere in the world, they were literally rioting in the streets and people were dying because this video existed. They were so upset by it. But in the US, TS, and as far as I know, it's still up on YouTube, right? Because it's protected by free speech. Well, that's a great example of should the US have the freedom of speech that is going to cause harm in another country now that those two countries are connected via the internet? Right. There's no easy answer to that. Right. That was basically a rhetorical question at this point, but it's one that I think is going to have to be decided more and more.
Starting point is 00:59:06 And what goes to the heart of it is blasphemy in this case. Yeah, blasphemy specifically means insulting God or any religious or holy person or thing. It means different things in different religions. Sure. It's actually still illegal in some states in the US. Oh, I thought the last one was struck down in 2007. Oh, was it? Okay. Well. But 2007. Yeah, maybe up until 2007. And yeah, yeah, had laws until 2007. That's right. Again, 2007. Yeah. But the last conviction for blasphemy in the US was in 1928. So these were laws that were sort of on the books that no one did much about. Well, there's a dude, it was in Little Rock, Arkansas, and he was an anti-religious atheist. This was the 1928 one? Yeah, white supremacists who had an office. And
Starting point is 00:59:59 in the office, there was a sign out front. I guess it was a storefront office. And it said, evolution is true. The Bible is a lie. God is a ghost. And he got arrested and convicted for blasphemy. Yeah. So again, this is 1928. And there were blasphemy laws on the books until 2007. That's crazy. And yeah, it is. It's really surprising to think that the United States ever had blasphemy laws, but they were fairly recent. Yeah. And you know, when it comes to religion, like the United States protects Westboro Baptist Church, and they say you can go out and you can have offensive messages on signs at military funerals if you want. Because this is the United States and we allow that. Yeah. And so I think that kind of brings up that one op-ed
Starting point is 01:00:49 you're talking about from the Atlantic that... Free speech isn't free. What's the title of it? Yeah. What's the guy who wrote its name? Garrett Epps wrote it. Yeah. And he makes a really great... He didn't even make a case. He just kind of presented both sides. Well, and what he did was, here was the quote, and I think you're right on the money with that summation because he said, repressing speech has cost, but so does allowing it. And the only mature way to judge the system is to look at both sides of the ledger. Right. It really kind of says it all. Yeah. And he's basically saying like, it's not enough to be to say freedom of speech exists because we have free speech in the U.S., America is a free country. Yeah. You have to examine why and you have to defend it or
Starting point is 01:01:37 else it's just a privilege and privileges are always subject to attack. Yeah. But actual freedom is, should be defensible. And so he says, we need to defend it, especially based on another op-ed that he was actually talking about by a law professor from Fordham, Thane Rosenbaum said, no, there are actual harms to speech. It does cause physical or it does cause emotional harm that can in some cases exceed physical harm. It can be longer lasting. It can have a greater impact on more people at once. And so why do we allow hate speech in the United States? And Garrett Epps doesn't have the answer. He just examines the whole question, I think, really well. Yeah. I thought it was interesting. I mean, you know, he makes a point that the same laws that
Starting point is 01:02:29 allow for strides of civil rights and feminism and gay rights groups over the years are the same laws that protect the people that have done them such harm over the years. Right. And, you know, like you said, you got to look at both sides of the ledger. It might cause harm and there is a cost to it. Right. But ultimately, the freedom, well, in my opinion, at least outweighs those harms. So there's this guy named Jonathan Roush who, Garrett Epps quotes, but he wrote another op-ed that I read and his idea of why freedom of speech, including hate speech is important, is because he says that if you suppress speech, you're suppressing thoughts, right? So if you suppress hate speech, it's still going to be there. It's still going to be boiling under the surface.
Starting point is 01:03:17 People are still going to quietly, subtly trade in it, but you can't refute it. If you allow hate speech, it can be refuted loudly, publicly. And then from that, and he makes the case that this is why gays in America have made such strides over the last few years because of the vicious homophobia that was publicly hurled at them, that they stood up and said, you know what? This isn't true. You know what? We deserve this right. You know what? We're not pedophiles. You know what? We should be able to adopt everything and shot down all this stuff systematically. And America was watching this back and forth and gay people won public sentiment just through logic. He was saying, if you didn't allow that hate speech in the first place, there wouldn't
Starting point is 01:04:04 have been that position to address that hate speech and prove it wrong. Yeah, because you can't suppress hateful ideology. It's going to exist. So allow the speech so it can be publicly refuted. And just smack down. I think that's probably the best explanation for freedom of speech I've ever heard. Good way to close too, huh? Man, thanks a lot, Jonathan Roush. You got anything else? No, I don't. But a little tease before listener mail, we're going to have a couple of very intriguing follow-ups to recent questions. Oh, okay. All right. Well, if you want to know more about free speech, just start talking. And since I said that, it's time for whatever Chuck's got up his sleeve. Yeah, before I read the listener mail, two things. On a recent show, we asked about
Starting point is 01:04:57 our old buddy, Sarah, the amazing fan, and then our old buddy, Sam, the summer of Sam. Weirdly enough, we come into the office and Sam's parents dropped off a letter to us that Sam wants to be an intern here. So he's around. He's in college. Yeah. Doing great. Yep. And wants to intern, wrote us a letter, and we're going to try and get him in here. Oh, yeah. And he wouldn't be our intern specifically. He'd be for how stuff works. Right. But we're going to burn a lot of currency to make sure he gets his job. Yeah, I hope it happens. It'd be great. It was good to hear from him. And it sounds like college is going great. Yeah. His resume was stacked, buddy. Nice, Sam. And the other thing is, I don't know if you saw this because I did the Facebook, but
Starting point is 01:05:39 um, Katherine Mary Stewart of Night of the Comet played the older sister, Reggie, and was also in The Last Starfighter and Weekend at Bernie's. Weekend at Bernie's, yeah. And, you know, it was, you know, sort of the darling in the 1980s and 90s. And still an actor today, does theater work and stuff, and movies, and TV, and radio. She does it all. She got in touch with us. She listened to the malls podcast, posted on Facebook that we shouted her out, and also her hometown Edmonton Mall. And I was just knocked out and told her to email us. She emailed. I think she lives in New York. And I said, Hey, listen, next time we do a show at the Bell House. I want to act out Weekend at Bernie's with you. Yeah, I'll play,
Starting point is 01:06:25 I'll play the dead guy. And you and Josh can just puppet me around. Now I was like, you know, come and bring your family. We'd love to guest list you. Maybe you can hop up on stage and we can chit chat for a minute. Nice. I took the liberty of doing that. That was very nice. You're like, no, she can't get on the stage. Right. Anyway, edit that part out. I just thought that was very cool. Yes, very cool. Thanks for writing in Catherine Mary Stewart. Yes. And boy, she's found the fountain of youth. She looks exactly the same. Oh, yeah. Yes. And Sam too. I'll bet he looks exactly the same. He does like 20 look like he didn't even 17. Well, thanks, dudes. Oh, we haven't even done listener mail yet. No, it's a listener mail. I'm just going to read it. It's called
Starting point is 01:07:10 Would You Rather. I feel bad for Jerry. She's not going to know where to put the listener mail chime in. That's right. Hey guys, just finishing listening to Soylent and thought I had a surefire argument starter for you guys. Josh's rant about the pros and cons of cooking and sharing meals. I don't rank. Reinforce my position on the subject. I'd like to know what you think about it. Here's how you play Would You Rather and it's not the sexy one. Okay. You get to forego one thing that humans need to do in order to live, either eating, sleeping or breathing. You can do the thing that you choose to forego, of course. You just don't need to in order to live and you remain neutral in terms of pleasure or discomfort caused by the lack of the necessity.
Starting point is 01:07:52 So you don't feel hungry. You don't feel sleepy. You don't feel affixiated. It seems like it got out to me. So he wants to know, what would we rather do without? Mine is easy. I would easily rather not breathe. Yeah, breathing. It's like a bonehead question. Who would want, who would say like, I don't want to eat. I get a lot out of breathing. I'd have trouble giving that one out. Well, Andrew said he wouldn't eat. That's the answer to that question. He said, I would always forego eating because of the money it takes to feed myself. And the waking hours I would save. Yeah, I mean, people's that's the two things with food, time and money. Yeah. Yeah, but you get so much pleasure of it. Breathing, sure it's free, but who cares,
Starting point is 01:08:41 especially if you're not going to die from not breathing in this situation, in this weird fantasy world of his. I say anyone who chooses, and this is Andrew talking, I say anyone who chooses to forego sleep as a dummy. Sure. Because not only are you not saving on food, you have to entertain yourself for an additional five to eight hours a day. The argument there though is you could get more done. Sure. Sometimes I do wish that you didn't have to sleep. Sometimes I also enjoy sleep too. He says, plus I could eat socially every now and then under these terms if I wanted to. Right. But who would just take a nap if you don't feel refreshed afterward? Yeah. I would, because I love to sleep. And then the non-breather's are just like deep sea diving and exploring volcanoes
Starting point is 01:09:25 and stuff, I guess. Oh, why don't you think about that, Perk? Yeah. You can just go swimming all the way to the bottom forever. Yeah, so it's clearly breathing is the answer. It's not even a subjective question at this point. We've proven it. Yeah. All right. Keep up the good work. That's from Andrew. Thanks, Andrew. You keep up the good work too. Yeah. Nice. I just want to say you're a sucker for not eating though. Yeah. If you want to try to stump us but fail at it like Andrew did, you can tweet to us at SYSKpodcast. You can join us on facebook.com or slash stuff you should know. You can send us an email to stuffpodcastathousestuffworks.com and it's always joined us at our home on the web, stuffyoushouldknow.com. Stuff You Should Know is a production of I Heart Radio.
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