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Hey everybody, it's me, Josh, and for this week's selects, I've chosen our episode on
beekeeping from October 2019. After re-listening to this one, I daresay that it could be my
favorite episode. And not just because I've been hoping to use daresay in a sentence lately.
Sure, it doesn't have the sexy thrills of the DB Cooper Live episode or the lovability of the
Elephant episode, but it's got a mellow homeliness that makes me feel like I'm wearing a comfy sweater,
sipping tea at the kitchen table on a beautiful mourn. I hope it does the same for you. Enjoy.
Welcome to Stuff You Should Know, a production of iHeart radio.
Hey and welcome to the podcast. I'm Josh Clark. There's Charles W. Chuck Bryant. There's Jerry
over there. And this is Stuff You Should Know, the mellow gold edition.
Are we talking about Beck? Yeah, sure, but I think Beck was really talking about
AM soft rock from the 70s, which I've got to say is right up my alley these days.
I know. Love that. I mean, I've always loved it, but I'm really on a streak right now.
Yeah, you were championing the yacht rock thing. I discovered Kenny Loggins,
like I knew Kenny Loggins only from the Top Gun era. Oh, wow. And then that one Caddyshack song,
which I was not crazy about, but then even further back before the Caddyshack thing, it was
just beautiful stuff. Yeah, Loggins of Messina. Yeah, I don't know if I've heard any Messina
stuff, so I think I'm catching them right after the Messina part, right before the Caddyshack part.
Okay, that's a pretty narrow Kenny Loggins window. That's niche right there. But anyway,
I'm talking about mellow gold because I think you and I can both agree, Chuck, that even just
reading about beekeeping, let alone actually engaging in the act of beekeeping is about the
most mellow, just relaxing thing that you can possibly do on this planet. I think it's
just above birdwatching and birding because birds don't sting you.
Okay, so it's less mellow than birdwatching? No, no, no. Yeah, it's less mellow. I think
birdwatching is the most mellow thing on the planet. Okay. And I think because there's a
threat of stinging, then bees have to be just slightly more stressful. Yeah, we should probably
just go ahead and cut to that particular chase. Like if you are a beekeeper, you're going to get
stinging. Like the bees don't necessarily know you exist and they certainly don't learn to love
you or anything like that. There's just certain tricks and techniques you can do to vastly cut
down on the chance you're going to be stung. But you're going to be stung like from what I've seen
several dozen times a year, from working very closely with bees, handling them, interacting
with them. And so if you have a bee allergy, you probably don't want to take up beekeeping.
But don't turn this episode off because as we were just saying, even just reading or hearing
about beekeeping is relaxing. Yeah. And it's a great thing to do for the environment now,
because bees are super important to the environment. And they're dying off because
people spray for mosquitoes and use herbicides and things like that in their yard. And that's
not cool. No, but it's not just that. Remember, there's the colony claps disorder episode that we
did. No one ever got to the bottom of what has been the cause of this. There's like so many
different culprits from like round up to pesticides to cell phone towers was a culprit there for a
little while or suspected culprit. But as far as we know, as far as I know, we don't know exactly
what it is that's leading to colony claps disorder. So yeah, it is a good thing to say, you know what,
I'm going to oversee a colony of bees and make sure that they are just in hog heaven as far as
their little lifespans are concerned. That's right. And we did a full episode on bees in January
2013. What else did we do on bees? We did a TV show episode on bees and I sent you a
clip from that episode today and we both had a good laugh. I thought it was good. I was like,
this is actually pretty good compared to how I remember it. Yeah. Oh, wow. I thought it was so
bad. Really? That's funny. That's how I used to feel about it. Like I couldn't watch 10 seconds
strung together of that show. It was so cringy to me and I guess enough time has passed where now
I look back on it. I'm like, this is actually not nearly as bad as I remember it being.
Nostalgia has kicked in. It's the Shanana effect. I guess so. That's funny you say Shanana because
I was just listening to Shanana yesterday. See? Yeah. It's that Bader Meinhof effect. That's what's going
down. Which is even more astounding because I was listening to Bader Meinhof this morning.
So beekeeping in the United States is becoming more and more popular these days. Here's a stat
and this is an article from the Old House Stuff Works website. But it's from Dave Ruse.
From Dave Ruse from Arvaryon and that's how I found it because I'm looking for Ruse specific
material now. It's just bonafide good stuff. It is. But he had a stat here from 2017 where
there were about 2.67 million honey bee colonies in the US and of course a lot of these are from
Big Bee, Big Honey. Right. But there's a lot of backyard beekeepers doing their best work and
then going out there with their mellow gold, smoking up those hives and getting out that
sweet, sweet nectar. Yeah. And actually those are good people to buy it from if you believe in
immunotherapy like I do, which apparently is still considered unproven hoodoo. But it makes
so much sense that you could introduce small amounts of like local pollen that you may develop
an allergy to to prevent from getting allergies, which means that you want to buy honey that's
been produced within 10, 20 miles maybe of where you live. Yeah. So you would want to go find one
of those small beekeepers who sells their honey. Yeah. If you're on your Facebook neighborhood
page or your next door neighborhood page, chances are you will see someone pop up every now and then
it says, I've got honey or eggs or something like that or goat's milk. Just go get that stuff and
eat it up. Right. Who wants goat's milk? Who wants goat's milk? You know the traditional Facebook
post cream. That's right. You could also go to like say what like a street festival in your town
or something like that, like a little community festival. You're probably going to find local
honey there or a health food store, something like that or goat's milk, you know. Yeah. And while
beekeeping is for sure fun and this made me want to do it and I may do it one day. Me too, buddy.
You got to have some time. It is not the easiest thing in the world to do. It kind of came across
to me as one of those things that like a lot of stuff like this, your first batch may not be the
best but like you learn and you learn and you get better and better at it. Yeah. And I want to shout
out too also to some of the great resources in addition to this How Stuff Works article. I
actually called a guy from Honey Harvest Farms in Glendon, Maryland. His name is Jeff and Jeff
helped me out with some info that I just couldn't find online. But some of the sites I came across
include Carolina Honeybees, Iron Oak Farm, and Scientific Beekeeping. And all three of those
are great resources. But there's a lot of really good resources on the internet to help explain
how to do this and answer more like arcane questions. There's tons of forums like people
who are really into beekeeping I found are called Beaks. Beaks for short. And they are definitely
into this. So there's tons of resources out there to kind of get started and just kind of dive in.
But yeah, I got the impression that like there's always more to learn and each colony over the
years probably has its own personality, I guess is how you'd put it. Yeah. Should we go back in
time though and talk about the history? I think so. Because they found honey that is 5500 years old.
Where? In Georgia, not our Georgia. Oh, the other Georgia. Yeah. And honey is very famous for not
going bad. You know, they say if you find old honey like that, you can just heat it up and it will
go back to being just delicious honey, even if it's crystallized. Right. Because yeah,
the crystallization is just kind of an unavoidable consequence of aging, but it's easy to reverse,
right? Just with a little bit of heat. Yeah, you got honey again flowing. Right. So did they taste
that honey? I'm not sure if they tasted that honey, but they found other old honey that they've tasted
and it's supposed to be pretty good. You know, it's honey. It tasted like honey, I think.
Right. And it does. It stores, right. Tastes like chicken. And it stores forever like literally
from what we understand because it's sterile and it stays generally sterile. But the earliest
depiction of actually raiding a beehive or a beekeeping is not really beekeeping. It's basically
just a picture of a guy in a cave in Spain on the cave walls sticking his hand into a beehive.
And it's from something like, I believe, 11,000 years ago. Yeah, 9,000 BCE. And yeah,
sticking his hand in that honeypot. As far as real beekeeping goes and on a domesticated level,
we all know that they did it in Egypt in about 2,500 BCE. But of course, people think China
probably beat us, or not us on that question. Chuck Kess is a lot with Egypt, everybody.
They beat us to it here in Egypt. So in Egypt, though, eventually they have something like on
in hieroglyph they have like beehives, clearly depicted, honeypots. And then they've also found
hives that were human built, clearly human built, made of clay and straw from as late as 2900
years ago in Israel. So we've been into honey for a very long time. And at some point, we figured
out that you could probably suffer a lot fewer bee stings if you kind of, oh, what's the word?
Insinuated yourself into this bee colony. And that's ultimately what beekeeping is. We'll see.
It's human saying, okay, I kind of get this life cycle of the bees and the bee colony and what's
going on here. I'm going to kind of manipulate this or oversee it, supervise, I guess is how you
put it, this natural process in order to basically steal the honey from the bees at the end of the
summer. That's right. In a way that where they can keep making honey, because in the early days,
the very first beehives that people domesticated were hollowed out stumps and tree logs and things,
and they would destroy these. They would get that honey and then be like, all right, let's just
destroy it and kill everything that gave us this delicious honey. There was a better way forward
later, but it also took the SKEP, if you've ever seen what looks like a turned over basket with
a hole in the bottom as sort of the symbol of beekeeping, that's called a SKEP. And they still
use them today here and there. I think like the most hardcore old school naturalist beekeepers
might use a SKEP.
Read Hipster.
Yeah, Hipster's use SKEPs. Or they outside the developing world, we rarely use them these days,
but they're still around and you can find pictures of them. And if you look at images online and
they have pictures of them turned over and you can see the comb stuffed in there. It's kind of cool
looking. Right, yeah, yeah. And like you said, it's basically like the international kind of homespun
symbol of beekeeping and honey raising. That's right, but that was not any better for the bee
because you had to destroy the hive with those as well. Right, which is it's bad for the bees,
but it's also bad for the beekeeper because you have to re-establish a new colony every time you
harvest and you can keep a colony going for a lot longer than just one year, you know?
Yeah, and things really kind of took a leap forward in Switzerland in the 18th century with
a man named François Huber who had the first movable hive, the leaf hive, which was it was
sort of like a book. It turned like a book would. And this was a good design because you could get
these, you could get the honey and not the brood and you can remove these leaves without killing
the colony, which was a great step forward, but it still wasn't like the best design yet and that
one never really caught on. It didn't catch on, despite Huber's efforts to promote it, he would
go into town and say, oh, well, let's see what's on the next page. Bees, what's on the next page.
More bees, everyone, and town folk just never really caught on. No. But in the 19th century,
there's a guy named Thomas Wildman and he started working with what are called bar hives,
which I have also seen called Kenyan bar hives. So I suspect that Thomas Wildman got the idea from
Kenya, but it's like basically a long trough or like, you know, those standing planters that you
can keep a number of plants in, but it's just basically like a long rectangular raised box.
Sure. It's like one of those. But then if you lift the top of the box, there's just a bunch of bars
that stretch across the top inside. And that's it. They have like a notch hanging down. But if you
pull that bar up, you see that the bees have created combs dangling from those bars, which
is this bar hive is still very much in use today. It's just not nearly as widespread as the one
we're about to talk about. Yes. That would be a man from Pennsylvania, a minister named Lorenzo
Langstroth, who said, I will one day be the father of American beekeeping. And everyone was like,
what are you talking about? And he said, just pay attention because I have discovered what's
called the bee space. And everyone was like, what are you talking about? Is this a sermon?
He was widely questioned. Like everything he said, he'd be like, I have to go to the bathroom.
People would be like, what are you talking about? What's wrong with you, Langstroth?
So what he discovered is there's this magic space called the bee space where bees can really do
their thing successfully. And he found out that bees would not even build a comb in a space tighter
than one centimeter. Right. And so he said, this is the bee space where they can produce the comb
in the right amount and not enough bee glue is going to get in the way. Like this is the magic
area and I shall declare it bee space and it shall be fruitful. Yeah. And it was like, believe it or
not, realizing that bees don't build comb or glue in anything tighter than a centimeter,
revolutionized beekeeping. Because now with that bee space, you could build these beehives
so that on the edges of them, they were just a centimeter between the sides of, say,
where the combs were built. You could keep these frames or these bars separated by a centimeter.
So there's enough space like you were saying for the bees to work, but not enough for them to glue
together, which was an ongoing, apparently millennia old problem of having to harvest and
getting a bunch of combs stuck together at once. With this space, now all of a sudden you had
little bits of comb that you could manipulate a lot more easily. And that was like a huge
contribution to beekeeping strangely enough. That's right. And he got the first American patent
on a movable frame beehive in October of 1852, hooked up with a cabinet maker from Philadelphia,
named Henry Borkwin and started building these things, started selling them and did okay, but
he found out that his patent was way too hard to enforce. He tried to for a little while,
but it was basically a waste of his time. And the patent was just walked all over and he ended
up getting no royalties, but did revolutionize beekeeping. So a Langstroth hive then is a
proprietary eponym? Is that what you're saying? Well, I mean, he got the patent.
Right. And he couldn't enforce it. So it just became like Kleenex sort of or aspirin. Yeah. I mean,
if you buy a Langstroth hive today, then for sure he's not getting any dough because he's long
dead. Long dead in the ground. But so this hive, this is really cool and we'll talk more about it
later, but just put a pin in it that this is the most widespread hive. Like Langstroth figured out
how to make a beehive that is so close to ideal that since the 1850s that it's gone virtually
unimproved. It's just pretty, pretty significant accomplishment if you ask me. Yeah. And I looked
at these war or were hives, W-A-R-R-E, which is another kind. But I didn't, I mean, I'm sure
there are differences once you dig in there, but it didn't look that much different to me than the
Langstroth. Yeah, I couldn't really tell much of that. I mean, I saw, oh, well this, the Langstroth
doesn't have this quilted thing of like, you know, cardboard shavings or whatever. So there's like,
I think it's the very small differences that make a big difference in differentiating between
these hives. Yeah. So should we take a break? I think we should. And then Chuck, when we come back,
we're going to talk a little bit about bee society. Okay. Let's do it.
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All right. So I would direct everyone to our 10 of 10 TV show, Stuff You Should Know.
Or in particular, The Bee's episode, which by the way, I wrote, I have an executive producer
credit on that show from writing that episode. That's why I love it.
You have an executive producer credit on every episode.
That's true. And that really earned it on that one.
Writing it.
Well, listen, so that's funny because that's how it was explained to me at the time.
But Chuck, I just want to go on record here. I went to herculean links to keep you from getting
stung by a bee in that episode. And they said, absolutely not Chuck has to get stung.
Just to make the episode worth watching, he has to get stung.
And I thought it was a better idea if you didn't, if we kept building up to it and it never happened.
But they said, no, no, we're not going with that.
But I tried really hard to keep you from getting stung.
That's right. And we had little fake bees that they put on my eyeball.
But I would direct people to the January 26th podcast episode instead.
Why not both?
Sure. But if you really want to learn about bees, that's where we dive into it super deep.
So I guess we'll just consider this a bit of a recap.
Okay. So in the world, there's something like 20,000 species of wild bees.
But in honey bee or beekeeping, you're going to find usually one species of bee,
apis mellifera, which is either the European or the Western honey bee.
And there's different varieties. They call them races, you know, with like breeds of dogs,
we call them breeds, but they're all still the same species, Canis lupus.
But with bees, they're all the same species, apis mellifera, but the races are different.
So you have like the Italian honey bee or the Carnolian, I believe Carnolian honey bee
or the Russian honey bee, but they're all races of European or Western honey bee.
That's what you're going to find everywhere.
Yeah. And these things are amazing. I remember at the time we were just
sort of obsessed with bees after that episode, so much so that we wanted to do it for the TV show.
And one of the main reasons is because they're what's called a super organism,
which basically means you take a Western honey bee out on its own,
and that thing isn't going to do anything worthwhile with its life.
It couldn't order dinner at Roy Rogers' restaurant. It's so dumb.
No, but when you put all these things together, all these bees have very specific jobs that
we're going to go over here in a second. And all these coordinated actions, and that is the
super organism. They are one whole, like 60,000 honey bees acting as one in order to produce honey.
Hive mind. It's a hive mind, right?
I mean, we get so many hive mind, worker bees, all these things that are in our lexicon
are all taken from the way bees do their thing.
Right, exactly. And so when you put them together, this larger super organism,
an emergent property of the collective actions and the instincts that these bees are following,
if you put it all together, they interact and form this larger hole, and that's the colony.
And so on the individual level, you have three different types of bees.
You've got worker bees, which make up the vast majority of the population.
They're all female. They're all sexually undeveloped females.
Yes, right.
And they do almost all of the work as usual around the hive. That includes everything from
raising the eggs to creating wax. What else do they do? They make the honey,
they go collect the pollen, they defend the hive, they serve as guards at the entrance.
Like they do almost everything.
Yeah, they take care of that queen, which is the biggest one of all.
Literally.
So this all made me nervous when I was reading this again, because so much depends on the queen.
It all depends on this one bee.
Wait, it made you nervous?
Yeah, it's not because it's not like, oh, there's a bunch of queens.
So if one of them dies or something happens, then you're fine.
You got to have that queen and there's just one of them.
I can't remember where we heard it, but somebody said somewhere that the queen is their slave.
And that's actually kind of true, because the queen's whole job, Chuck, is to basically
keep the colony going and optimistic through this pheromone that she creates,
but also to like lay all of the eggs and fertilize them.
But that's a lot of eggs.
It's a ton.
Like apparently a queen can lay up to a million in her lifetime, right?
Yeah, and that's over a few years, but that's about 1500 eggs a day.
But my point is this, the queen is their slave because she does this for them,
she keeps the population going, but they decide when it's time for another queen to be born,
as far as I know.
Sure.
Is that correct?
I think so.
Okay, we'll find out in the listener mail.
Then you got your drones, of course.
Those are the male bees, and it is funny.
You have one queen, you have these males that all they do is mate with the queen,
and then these female worker bees do literally everything else.
Right, but on the other end, the female worker bees are the ones who get to decide
like who lives and who dies, and if you're a male drone, once you've mated with the queen,
which happens in midair outside of the hive, it is super sexy.
The queen mates with multiple males at once, gathers their sperm and stores it in a little sack,
which she then goes and lays eggs and fertilizes the eggs as she sees fit.
Because I believe unfertilized eggs are drones and fertilized eggs are workers.
So the queen is actually keeping an eye on how many of what are needed.
But the drones, once they mate, especially when it comes time for winter and all of a sudden
they're starting to hit up their food stores and things are getting scarce,
the drones get pushed out into the cold to go off and die by themselves.
That's right.
That's a pretty ignomious end.
Yeah, and you know, it's a good time to point out that at different times of the year,
bees are going to be more well fed naturally.
And as you'll see, when you're beekeeping, you have to keep track of what time of year it is,
because like you said in the winter, it's going to be super scarce.
But even in the fall and early spring, you're going to need to supplement their food intake.
Right, exactly.
Because here's the thing, so just with this life cycle of bees,
in the spring when the flowers start to bloom and the bees are going crazy,
it's what's called the nectar flow,
they are producing honey over time.
And so what you're doing is the beekeepers are saying, oh, okay, well here,
I want to make sure you have plenty of room to store as much honey as you possibly can,
because what the bees are doing is storing honey, literally storing energy away
to help get them through the winter.
And you're going in and saying, I'm going to take these honey stores that you plan to use
to make it through the winter, and I'll leave you some.
I'll leave you hopefully just enough so that you don't need any, but also as the beekeeper,
this human who's insinuating himself or herself, I'll hit you up with some food too,
to make sure you guys survive happy and comfortably through this winter,
in exchange for letting me take this honey.
Right, because I've got some toast inside that's just popped out of the toaster.
Man, I had some creamed honey for the first time today.
Oh yeah?
I mean, like I'm a big time honey guy, but I had not had creamed honey before, and it's great.
Is that like spun honey or is that different?
It is a combination of crystallized and liquid honey that's highly spreadable.
Okay.
And I got it, it's like just Trader Joe's stuff.
Who knows where it was made, but it's very tasty at least.
He's doing nothing for my immune system, but it's doing a lot for my limbic system.
Yeah. I mean, honey's sort of one of nature's miracles.
It is.
When you start talking about manuka honey and things that have like these
healing properties, and it's pretty great.
Stung by jellyfish?
Put some honey on it.
Oh yeah?
No.
Oh, I bet it couldn't hurt.
No, at the very least you can eat some while you're doing that, and it makes things a little better.
So, should we talk about equipment for a bit?
Yeah, I think so.
So, because this is about beekeeping, that was our brief bee overview.
But again, go back to January, 2013, if you want the full scoop on bees.
But this is about beekeeping.
And if you want to be a beekeeper, we also did a little short on beekeeping.
When?
One of our little shorts that we used to like for the car commercials, when we would go
around to different locations, we did a little beekeeping bit, because I remember
we had smokers, and we wore the hat and veil.
I remember that too.
And gloves.
I just had forgotten what the context was for, but yeah, it was for one of those shorts.
I can't remember what we call them.
Interstitials.
That's right.
The most dry scientific clinical name for those things.
Those were good to surely you like those, right?
Yeah, I think those hold up. Those are fun.
Okay, good.
So, here's what you're going to need is new equipment.
If you're new to beekeeping, Dave here recommends you get new equipment.
Oh yeah, no, you have to.
Because if you get inherited equipment, like once you're on the scene, somebody might be like,
hey, like I got an extra smoker, or here's some frames I can't use.
They open their trench coat, and they've got a bunch of bee boxes hanging inside.
What do you have?
What do you want?
But as you will find out later on in our section on disease and bacteria and stuff,
it's pretty prevalent.
So, you want to get your new equipment going if you're new to beekeeping,
just so you start out on the right foot.
Yeah, because once a specific kind of bacteria that causes fowl brood,
once it's in your boxes, like your colony is toast and your boxes are done forever,
there's like, you need to burn the boxes so they don't end up in somebody's hands,
because it'll just stay and linger and kill everybody.
So, that's not good.
So, as we kind of said earlier, far and away, the most popular hive among beekeepers is the
Langstroth hive, right?
So, we're going to just kind of focus on that one.
But it is a lot of fun to just go look at exploded diagrams of the different kinds of bee
hives out there that beekeepers use and see all the different parts or whatever.
But there's too many of them to really go into.
So, we're just going to focus on the Langstroth hive,
even though it's just the length of this introduction to how we're just going to pay
attention to the Langstroth hive.
I could have covered two or three other hives.
Probably so.
But we're going to stick to just the Langstroth hive, okay?
So, you could build one of these things if you were good at this kind of thing,
but what I recommend is that you go online or you go to if there happens to be a local
apiary store in your village.
Go buy one there.
If you live in a village, there's an apiary store for sure.
But, yes, they also sell mustache wax and beard oils.
Handmade axes.
So, yeah, but it is true.
Like, if you have like a quaint hardware store, that's probably a good place to look.
And then also, I guarantee there's a million places online to get them to,
and they're relatively cheap too.
Yeah, not too much.
You can get into bees for, you know, it seems like including the bees for less than 500 bucks,
you can kind of get going, right?
That's what I'm getting, and probably if you really, you know,
watch what you're doing, maybe half of that.
Yeah.
All right, so you get your Langstroth hive, and this thing has a big box on the lower half
called the hive body or the brood chamber, and this is where the bees are mainly.
Yeah, and even below that, you have a stand that the thing's sitting on.
Sure.
It raises it off of the ground, and usually it's kind of angled,
so it's like a landing pad for the bees.
And then it also improves circulation.
Then you have the bottom board, which is the floor of the hive,
which protects the hive from invaders from above,
and then you've got the brood chamber above that, the hive body.
That's right, and that's where they're going to be building that comb.
That's where the queen's going to be laying her eggs.
That's where they're going to raise that brood up,
and that's where they're going to store the honey,
that they think that they're going to be eating in abundance.
Right, and then you've got a really important piece of equipment
that would be very easy to overlook if you don't know what you're doing,
but you're going to have issues if you don't get it.
It's called a queen excluder.
So you remember Chuck that you said that the queen is about twice the size of the workers?
I don't know if I said that, but that is true.
You definitely did.
Okay.
I'm here to tell you.
When you add a queen excluder, all it is is basically like a mesh or slats or something like that
that are spaced far enough apart for the workers to easily make it through,
but it's too close together for the queen to make it through.
So the queen won't leave the brood chamber to lay eggs.
She'll just use the brood chamber for that,
which means though that the workers can go lay honey in the chamber above the brood chamber,
which is called the honey super, the box above that.
That's right, the honey super, not the supper.
No, just the super, and I didn't see why they call it that, did you?
No. The honey super position maybe?
I don't know.
It's a nod to quantum physics?
Maybe so, but this is where they're going to store that surplus honey
when the plants are blooming and that nectar is flowing,
and you're skimming some off the top as the beekeeper.
Yeah, and like if you did not have that queen excluder,
the honey super would be just another brood chamber,
because the queen wants to use as many places as she can to lay eggs and then they lay honey
around it. So the eggs, which also serves as the nursery for the brood, and the honey,
they're all like together in the same combs, but because you put that queen excluder,
she's not laying eggs in that honey super, which means it's just sweet, delicious honey
in all of the combs on the frames, which we haven't talked about yet.
Well, yeah, these are the frames.
These are the frames that you can take in and out.
They hang vertically, and these days, it's pretty amazing how far they've come.
They are actually pre-printed with beeswax or some sort of foundation made of plastic
that just sort of says, here you go bees, here's a little head start.
But you found some extra interesting stuff about the bees and their wax making abilities too.
Yeah, I did actually. So like it takes about a tablespoon of honey to make an ounce of wax,
and bees make wax through a gland, right? They eat the honey and secrete wax instead.
And so whenever they create a new brood chamber, they make it, they secrete it as wax and basically
a circle, and then they use their body heat to shape it into a hexagon.
And the reason they- Kind of a perfect little hexagon too.
Right, and the reason that they make hexagons is because they don't know this, but structurally,
it is the most structurally sound shape in nature that uses the least amount of material.
Right.
Which is just astounding that bees instinctually know to make a hexagon.
A hexagon, right? Not an octagon.
A hexagon.
Right.
Yeah, five sides.
But they use, but they start with the circle and then use their body heat to melt it into the shape.
Well anyway, would they have to do this for each egg that they put in a brood chamber?
They have to do this for each cell that they put honey into, and then they also make wax to
cap the honey off. So it requires a lot of honey to make that wax, which means logically,
if you can give them a leg up either with pre-printed honey or plastic, or leaving as much honey as you
can from the honey harvest, or leaving as much wax there as you can from after the honey harvest,
they don't have to make new wax. They can reuse the old stuff, which means that's less honey that
your bees are eating to produce wax, which means it's more honey that you're getting.
Yes. And by the way, if you're typing an email to me right now, because I said hexagons or five
sided, please stop. Okay.
It is six sides to a hexagon.
Do you think you can accept agons?
Yes. Everyone knows that a five-sided structure is a circle.
Wait, what is a five-sided one?
Huh?
What's a five-sided one?
Is that a pentagon?
Or is it a pentagon?
Yeah, you're right. Pentagon.
I played in Dungeons and Dragons as a youth that I should know this, but I don't remember.
I get my gons confused sometimes, everyone.
Well, Chuck, I'll teach you a little cheat here.
Okay.
Just refer to all of them as polygons and you're covered.
Oh, really?
Oh, yeah.
So like every hexagon, it's a polygon, that kind of thing.
Hexagon, triangle, anything with three sides or more, it's a polygon.
What about circle?
And ask someone, no, not a polygon. That's a circle.
But ask someone to debate you, they can't. You'll just shut them down every time.
Yeah, and also make new friends at parties.
Right.
Come at me, fight me.
Polygon.
So you're also going to have a feeder in this thing.
We talked a little bit earlier about the fact that you're skimming this honey
and taking some for yourself as it's made in excess.
And at other times of the year, when it's like especially late summer and winter,
their pollen resources are going to be lower, obviously.
Right.
Because things aren't in full bloom.
So you're going to have to help feed these little fellas and little ladies.
There are feeders. Dave here says something about a Ziploc bag with sugar water with a slit cut,
but I've seen that's the most rudimentary thing I can imagine.
One small step up is sort of an aluminum pan with sugar water that slides in and out of this box.
Yeah, and you know those pet feeders, those pet waterers that have the water up in it?
Yeah, some of them look like that.
Yeah, so that's specifically called a boardman feeder.
And it's just a mason jar filled with sugar water and screwed into the mason jar cap,
which is inverted in a little wooden thing with some slots for the bees to get in and out of.
And the cap is perforated, so the sugar water just slowly drips out.
And so it's a long, steady supply of water that you slide the wood part that the cap is inserted
upside down into into the front entrance of your beehive.
So all you have to do is unscrew the mason jar and put more sugar water in every once in a while,
and the bees need it. It's a really easy way to feed bees.
That's right.
But specifically, you mentioned pollen. I saw something that I didn't realize,
but when you reach about the fall, you don't want the bees to have any pollen.
If you're feeding them, it has to be like pure sugar water,
because if they eat pollen, that will produce solid waste.
And bees are really clean, and they won't go in their hive.
If they leave the hive to go evacuate their bowels,
which actually ties into that yellow rain short stuff we did, remember that?
That's right.
But they'll go fly away from the hive.
But if it's too cold, they can't leave the hive.
So they will actually die rather than poop in the colony.
Or some of them will be like, forget it, I'm living.
I'm just going to go ahead and poop.
But now the whole colony is spoiled.
And the reason why is because they've eaten too much pollen,
and they can't make it until the spring to go outside and poop.
So you don't want to feed them any pollen in the fall.
That's right.
And that is the opposite of our wives who would rather die than poop in a public place.
Exactly. Me too.
I basically would as well.
Oh, I'll poop anywhere.
I know, man.
It's an admirable quality.
I mean, I don't love it, but I certainly won't put myself at risk.
What's your technique?
Do you go to like a happy place and just pretend you're not there?
Like you just leave your body for a little while?
No, I just go kind of primal, you know?
Oh, yeah, like a lot of grunting and kicking at the walls?
No, just, you know, it's like you got to do it.
It's the most primal thing you can do.
Sure.
Just to force feces out of your body.
Jerry's eating.
I'm very sorry.
I know, sorry, Jerry.
The Miso is just drooling out of the crack of her mouth.
I'm not doing it.
She is.
So let's keep going here because we need to move on to the tools
because that's the box.
That's the Langstroth hive.
Get a good one.
Make sure it's solid.
Yeah, and again, you don't have to break the bank.
There's, you know, a cheap basic Langstroth hive
isn't going to put you in the poor house.
And plus one other thing about Langstroth hive
before we move on that's so ingenious, Chuck,
is it's modular and scalable.
So you can easily like remove the top boxes
and put another brood chamber on,
put another honey super on,
and, you know, harvest more and more honey.
If you break part of it, you can replace parts.
Exactly.
It's always good.
Yeah, it's like a really good invention.
Like it makes sense that it would have been invented in 1850
and not, you know, really have been changed that much.
Yeah, agreed.
So we talked a little bit about the protective clothing.
That is that veil.
You can have the cool little sort of safari pith helmet
with a veil, but usually they will just fit
over any kind of wide brimmed hat.
You want to make sure it's snug.
Some people, you know, it depends on who you are.
If you're really used to this, you can build up
sensitivity to bee stings and you're like,
forget the gloves, forget covering my body.
I'll just wear the veil.
Some people might not even wear the veil
because they're so cool.
I think at least they wear the veil.
Oh no, I've seen people handling bees without veils, my friend.
For real?
Sure.
That's crazy.
Yeah, you think old time beekeepers are putting on a veil?
All the videos I watched, everyone was wearing veils.
Like they might not have been wearing anything else,
but they had a veil and they had the second thing,
a smoker.
Well yeah, you got to have that smoker
and that is a very cool device.
And I'd always wanted to hold one and finally we got to
when we made that little video interstitial
and it looks sort of like Dave compared it
to a elongated metal teapot, not a bad descriptor.
It's just like a metal canister with a spout
pointing upward and it's got a handle that has
a little, little bellows built into it.
And what you do is, and I always wonder
what the heck was in there, you're just
burning something, you're burning cardboard
or you're burning leaves or something
and you use that bellows just to pump a little smoke out.
Right and the reason you're pumping the smoke out
is to calm the bees and it calms the bees
by masking the pheromones that they're,
say the guard bees are shooting out,
which means that the other bees aren't picking up
on this alarming pheromone and so they're all
remaining calm actually.
So it's an essential tool of the trade as a smoker.
That's right and you're also going to need
a hive tool. If you look those up, it's,
if you've ever used a Wonder Bar, I think
that's probably proprietary name, but it's,
it's kind of like a, kind of like a flat crowbar.
Right, that's exactly what it looks like.
Instead of a beefy round crowbar.
I highly suggest you get a Wonder Bar too
because those are just great to have it in the house.
Yeah, I have one of those.
You got a Wonder Bar?
I do, I don't know if it's Wonder Bar,
Wonder Bar trademark pry bar, but it is.
Yeah, a little flat.
Exactly that, yeah.
Yeah, so this hive tool is sort of the same
and it is used, I think I mentioned bee glue earlier on
that's propolis and that is saliva and beeswax
and other like materials from the garden maybe
and they use that to seal up gaps in the hive,
but you're going to need to pry open stuff,
like get that bee glue loose and that hive tool
is what you use because it doesn't destroy
your beautiful, beautiful hive box.
Yeah, because I mean the frames are
where they build these honeycombs
and you need to get the frames out
to get the honey from the honeycomb,
so yeah, you're going to need to pry the frames out sometimes
because I guess.
Everything the bee's doing is saying,
please don't take my honey.
Exactly.
And we're like, oh, but we have a tool
that allows us to do that.
Right, yeah, including an up to stinging you
to say please don't take my honey,
but yeah, we don't listen.
Yeah.
You want to take our second break?
Yeah, let's do it.
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So if this whole thing has really floated your boat,
as it did us, because Chuck, I guarantee you,
both of us are going to be country folk beekeepers
by the time we're dead.
Yeah, in our retirement.
Right. So if you've been bitten by the bug,
the bee, if you've been stung by the beekeeping...
That's all that coming.
...bug, there's actually just a few things
you want to do to get started.
It's not hard to get into.
It's one of those things like, have you ever taken scuba diving lessons?
Nope.
You learn how to scuba dive and it takes about 30 minutes.
And then the rest of like, say the week-long course
is to teach you how to stay alive as something goes wrong.
All right.
Beekeeping is kind of the same way.
Like, it's really easy to get into and learn the basics,
but it takes years of just understanding and learning
and picking up new things to really become an advanced beekeeper.
Yeah. And it's...
You can read books and you can go online
and you can take courses, but like with everything,
there's nothing like firsthand experience.
And like you said, it's going to be a while.
Be a while.
I know.
I mean, to do that.
I'm sorry.
But in a couple of seasons, you know,
you're going to really know what you're doing to a large degree.
Yeah. Dave Roos says, man, go find a mentor.
There's plenty of beekeepers out there who are...
They're not going to yell at you for asking.
They'll probably be happy to pass along this knowledge and information.
I think so.
It seems like a hobby slash job that people want to spread the love of.
Right. Like creamed honey.
So Dave says though, just there's some basic things to start.
You want to pick a location for your hive.
And one of the first things you want to do is make sure
that you're allowed to have a hive depending on where you live.
If you live out in the country, there's probably very few ordinances.
Most ordinances either say you can't have bees here
because this is a city and within the city limits, no bees are allowed.
They say bees are farm animals, so they belong on a farm
or bees are non domesticated animals.
So same thing.
Or heaven forbid, you have an HOA.
Just forget about it.
Yeah. Literally forget about it if you have an HOA.
There's one place called Champlain, Minnesota.
And they say at least as far as the University of Minnesota says that
they allow bees so long as quote, the neighbors are on board.
That's the official ball.
From what I understand, I don't know if that's in the city code
or the county code, but that's how it was put on the University of Minnesota website.
So that is a good point though.
You want to make sure your neighbors are cool with it
or at the very least that you have enough land
that your neighbors aren't going to be bothered by the bees.
Yeah. But if you have a neighbor that says, you know,
I'm deathly allergic to bees, then I mean, tell them to move.
Right. Either that or it's time for you to get into like RC planes.
That's right.
So you get your local ordinances all settled, you pay off your neighbor,
and then you want to direct that bee traffic, you know,
like where you set it up on your property is important.
You don't want to have the hive entrance and exit facing your neighbor's property.
Right.
Right.
You want to have it facing your house and you want it ideally facing south or southeast.
Yeah. And the reason why you want to have it facing south or southeast
is so it gets all sorts of really good morning sun,
because that'll wake the bees up and get them going and saying,
get off your duffs, lazies, and get out there and start foraging and make me some honey.
That's right. They also say it's goodbye if you have like some bushes or a privet or a fence
near the entrance, because when they leave the hive,
that's going to make encourage them to go upwards.
Yeah, rather than to your neighbor's pool.
That's right.
So you also, in addition to making sure the beehive gets morning sun,
you want to protect it from strong winds.
You want to make sure that it's definitely protected from afternoon.
The worst of the afternoon suns, let's say like between two and four,
you don't want unobstructed sun just beating down your beehive, it's going to cook them.
And you also want to make sure that there's a good, you know,
all-weather cap on the beehive that's going to protect it from rain and stuff like that too.
And speaking of rain, you also want a water source nearby.
Yeah. I mean, you made a joke about going to your neighbor's pool, but that could happen,
because bees need water. They forage for water and they cool the hive with it.
They blend it with pollen to make a bee bread, which is pollen, nectar, and honey,
and that's what they eat. And I think that's what the larvae especially feed on.
Is that right? Yeah, I think so. Okay.
That bee bread. So if you live near a pond or you got to like,
grew up like me and had a creek nearby your house, and then you're all,
you're all set. You don't need to worry about it. But if you don't,
then you're going to want to put something in, like a bird bath might be nice.
Or Dave even says you can just put a large platter of water.
Yeah. Dave also says put a ziplock of sugar water on your beehive and cut a slit in it.
So maybe go a step further beyond a platter.
Well, I mean, it depends on your aesthetic, I think.
I guess. But you've got to give them water.
Put some water in like a tire that stood up on its side. I don't know that.
Just do that in your yard. Why are you picking on Dave? He's the best.
Because that was some just genuinely bad advice. Don't put a platter of water out there.
Like, like put a little more thought into this. Okay, okay.
All right. So you've got everything except bees. And it never occurred to me where you get these
bees. Right. You know, I thought you just set this all up and the bees would be attracted to it.
No. And fill it up over the course of a decade.
And then you can start making honey. No. You can actually buy bees.
Yeah. And they arrive via postal service. Yeah.
What I understand. Or probably FedEx these days, but I read a Mother Earth news article from 1974.
And they were saying your postman will love you for this.
But they're going to arrive in a package, a box filled with live bees,
probably somewhere around 10,000 of them. Yeah. And a mated queen.
That's important. It's not like you have all this and you're like,
now I got to go find the rarest thing in the world, which is a happily mated queen.
Right. And so the mated, this is one of the reasons I called Jeff over at the farm,
at Honey Harvest Farm in Glinda, Maryland. Because I was like,
I couldn't find what mated specifically meant. It was called pre mated.
That's what Dave, Dave call it, pre mated. So I was like,
does that mean a virgin queen that hasn't mated yet or has mated beforehand?
That's what it sounds like to me, right? Yeah. Yeah. The latter is correct.
They have the queen mate with a bunch of drones and they say,
yank and take the queen and put, sequester her so that she can't lay any eggs.
And then they put her in a special container with the rest of the bees and ship them to you.
And then you put the bees together in your own brood chamber with the queen,
in her sequestered thing. And you peel back a little like piece of tape or something.
And that exposes a little candy plug and the workers eat through the candy plug to free the queen.
It's pretty cool how it all works. It really is. And I've also seen that the candy plug,
which is meant to also keep the queen bee alive during transport,
if it comes out or something, you can just plug it with a marshmallow too,
which is the most quaint thing I've ever read in my entire life.
You should also try and get your bees locally. If you get them locally,
then you know, A, that they haven't been shipped a long way,
which is going to stress them out. And B, that they're going to be hip to your scene.
They're going to be down with your weather and just cool with the bars and the restaurants
that are nearby. They'll know all about the local schools that the parents never stop talking about
and everyone's just going to be happier. Right. So also, hopefully you can just go pick them up.
But I do have the impression that there's tons of mail order bees too. Oh, sure.
But you, whatever it is, you want to order them so that they arrive in early, early spring.
Because your whole goal here is to get this colony up and moving and really healthy and
well populated and rare to go by the time the spring flowering and the nectar flow begins.
That's right. There's another way to do this, what I call the Chuck way, the Chuck version.
Sure. And that's to buy a nuke. Right. And a nuke is a nucleus colony
and that is just sort of like the lazy person's all-in-one solution. You buy a hive box,
it's preloaded, it's stocked, it's got an active queen, it's got eggs, it's got your brood,
it's got your pollen stores, it already has honey for God's sake. Right. And they call it,
like I said, a short for nucleus colony is a nuke and you can get a nuke for
not much more than this other stuff. Right. Yeah. And I mean, so basically it's the brood chamber
component that we were talking about with the Langstroth hive. That's basically what you're
buying is they ship you a, like you say, a ready to go brood chamber and then you just start putting
a queen excluder and super boxes and all that stuff on top. And there you go. It seems pretty,
pretty smart to me to try starting with that as well. When I was looking at the price,
it was like, geez, what are these nukes? Like a thousand bucks. And it seems like it was all about
$50 more than starting from scratch. But I think you can spend quite a bit on a starter kit of
bees if you're, say, looking to have just purebred bees. Oh, like something specialized. Yeah,
like just Italian honeybees or just Russian honeybees because they, different races have
different kind of tendencies like Italian honeybees tend to, to keep a larger population over the
winter, which means that you need to leave them more honey or feed them more, but they're also
friendly or more docile, that kind of stuff. But it's really expensive because those bees are
artificially inseminated and like really in a very controlled environment. Whereas with most of
those ones that you're spending like 100 or 200 bucks on 10,000 of them, they're what they call
muts, which are just like, you know, a whole bunch of different races of the same species of bee.
And they have a lot of different characteristics, some of which may actually make them
less susceptible to diseases than, say, like purebreds are. It's like, it's like a normal person
compared to British royalty or something. Is that too soon? I don't think so. Okay.
So once you've got everything set up, your main job is going to be to feed your bees,
try and keep them from swarming and then making sure they stay healthy from disease and mites.
You're going to be harvesting that excess honey along the way, like we've been talking about,
and going to be feeding them that sugar water to keep them happy. And as you're doing this,
you're going to be learning more and more about just sort of the shorthand of it all. Like when
you go to even lift the back of a box, you're going to know just by weight, like how heavy with
honey the thing is. You're not going to have to keep pulling stuff out and looking at it over and
over. That's pretty impressive. Yeah, all these little shortcuts. But we need to talk about swarming
because that's a big deal and something that seems like it could happen fairly easily.
If you have a good, healthy hive going on and they're producing a lot of brood,
it's going to become overcrowded. So part of avoiding this is to keep your population in check.
But if you don't, then they're going to swarm, which means half of your colony,
and sometimes all of it, is going to say, come on, queen, let's go. Let's leave this place.
I don't like this apartment anymore because it's too crowded. Right, which is just a
unavoidable natural process because if you think about it, what the bees are doing is reproducing
and growing their population. And then eventually when things get crowded, they split into two
and go establish a new colony or leave the old colony behind. So you're artificially preventing
that from happening by doing things like inspecting the brood chamber for signs of queen cells,
like little queen larva that are being grown by the workers, which means that they're preparing
to swarm and start another colony. Yeah, that looks like a little peanut sort of hanging off
of your comb. And if you just go through and pick those off, literally pick, just get them out of
there, then the bees are like, oh, okay, I guess we're not going to raise another queen now.
But there's other things you want to do too, like you want to actually physically get rid of some
of the brood to control the population. You're just basically saying this idea about swarming,
we're not going to do that. We're going to make it so that you have more room by controlling
the population. Yeah, when you say get rid of the brood, that doesn't mean take these frames out and
burn them on the fire. You're going to be involved hopefully by this time with other local people
in the area that are doing this. You're going to be going to beekeeper meetings and getting
hammered once a month on mead. And you're going to trade with your friends. You're going to say,
hey, I got too much going on here. I'm afraid I'm going to get a swarm happening. So here's some
brood frames if you can take them. And people are going to be very grateful for that.
Yeah, because it's kind of like getting a free nuke to supplement your colony that's maybe not
doing so good because there's two problems. One, your colony can be too healthy and then it's going
to swarm, which you want to prevent. Or it can be weak, which means that it can be overwhelmed by
robber bees, nearby bees that come through and just steal a bunch of stuff and basically kill
off the weak colony. So yeah, just to supplement your numbers with a brood frame that somebody
doesn't want because their population is starting to swarm, that would be a very good thing to have.
That's right. One other thing about swarming, Chuck, that's how you make a beebeard.
That's right. You take a queen and you tie her to your forehead and the bees will come and form a
beard around your face. That's what they're doing with the beebeard. It's pretty funny looking.
And they will get stung, but the reason why they're not totally stung is because before they swarm,
the bees gorge themselves on honey for their travel and to go establish the new colony,
and they're just following the queen. And so if the queen is tied to your forehead,
they're just hanging out waiting to see what she's going to do.
Totally. All right. We need to talk about disease because it is bad right now.
There's something called the Varroa mite, which is a parasitic pest, and it is very small,
came to the United States in the 1980s, and is the most common cause of bee death and colony
failure right now because 42% of commercial beehives, almost half in spring of 2017,
were infected with Varroa. It's a bad, bad problem.
It is because these mites will lay their eggs on the larvae or the pupae of the bees,
and they will feed on the pupae and either kill them or deform them. They will also attach
themselves to adult bees and suck their blood. They spread disease. It's a really bad jam.
And so as being a beekeeper, you have to keep an eye out for any kind of mite infestation
and then treat it accordingly. That's a basic part of beekeeping, but also something that's
a little more advanced than anything we could really go into now. It's just know that part
of beekeeping is monitoring for diseases and pests and then treating them.
Yeah. You don't want more than 10, and there are various ways that you can test how many mites you
have that once you get into beekeeping, you're going to learn all these little tricks,
but you don't want any more than 10 mites per 200 bees.
Right. And if you have more than that, then you're in trouble. And when you look at a picture of
these things like sitting on a bee and feeding on it, it's just you just want to pry it off of
there and squash it. Right. But then foul brood, which we mentioned earlier, is another big problem,
and it got its name from the sulfurous smell that a brood frame will have when you pull it out.
And once you have that, your whole colony's gone. They're goners, and you need to burn your
wooden wire boxes. Yeah. I saw dead fish. I was, because I saw sulfur, and I was like,
well, does it smell like farts? Right. But then I saw dead fish was kind of what a lot of people
said it smells like. And if you've got that, then I'm sorry. That's what a letdown.
It is a letdown, especially if it happens right before they really start producing honey.
Right. And that's where we find ourselves. Finally, you get to that sweet, sweet,
mellow gold, which is what you're doing this for, not only to get the honey, but obviously,
it also do the right thing by encouraging bee populations. But harvesting honey is what everyone's
really in it for, whether you're going to sell it or just give it away to friends or just have some
for your family. That's really the end game here. And so when you go to get the honey,
there's actually a pretty clever little thing you put in between the brood chamber and the honey
super that you're going to collect honey from that lets the bees out, but it produces a maze for
them to try to get back in. So after 24 to 48 hours, all the bees will clear out and you can
take your honey super and all of the frames laden with honey and put them into an extractor,
which is definitely going to probably double the amount that you've put into your beekeeping so
far. But from everything I've seen is if you're going to harvest honey, this is the way to do it.
Did you see any videos on this? Yeah. I mean, you can get mechanical motorized ones,
it's like a centrifuge, but the ones I saw were mainly a very home spun, just sort of these
hand cranked versions. Literally home spun. Yeah. You uncap it and remove the wax and
you'll see in these videos, they hold up the frames and just take a knife, like a hot knife,
and just sort of cut the wax away from the frame. And then you can literally see the honey there.
If you don't have an extractor, you can just do it the old fashioned way and lay it down
and just wait for the honey to flow. But you can also stick them down in the extractor,
the one I saw held about eight frames. And you just crank that thing and it just slings the honey
out and filters. You have to have certain size screens for a honey extraction to filter out
the wax bits and B legs and antennae or things, B parts. Sure. You want to get that stuff out
of there too. Yeah, but then at the bottom is the catch where between the extractor and the screen
is a reservoir and there's a spigot on the bottom and you put it up on your countertop and pure
honey just flows right out of the bottom. It's pretty awesome. It's beautiful and tastes delicious.
The good thing about the extractor too is all you're doing is carving off the top wax cap,
but you're leaving the wax part of the chamber, the bulk of the wax intact,
so that the bees can reuse it and they have to eat less honey to produce more wax for the next
season. It's pretty great. It is pretty great. That's beekeeping, which is pretty great too.
Agreed. Got anything else right now? I got nothing else. Well, we'll talk about this more later
when we get into beekeeping as old men, okay? Yeah, for sure. Not that you have to be an old man
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