Sunday Papers - Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep: 250 2/2/25
Episode Date: February 2, 2025An exorcist turns out to be evil himself, people are betting on the LA fires, and OJ’s son is squatting in his old man’s house.Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on Yo...uTube!Email caption submissions to FitzdogRadio@gmail.com subject line: “Comic Contest”Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): fitzdogradio@gmail.comFind Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTimeMake sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmonsMike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
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I'm going to go.
This computer recording a One. All right. All about it. He goes, read all about it. Sunday.
It's a lot going on in politics, but we don't talk about that.
We got poopy jokes from Florida.
Are your are your headphones in, sir?
Headphones are in microphone. I like it. Right.
Unbelievable.
Lighting is a little off, but hey, it's not bad. It's not bad. OK.
Yeah, I had lost power, I guess, a tree went down here in Nashville
and I was going to go. How bizarre.
I mean, going to a neighbor's house who I've never been to this house
to do this, like where they only hear my side of the.
I mean.
Oh, by the way, before we start, let's try to keep it algorithm friendly today.
All right, let's do it.
Try so we have to be more creative than just blurting it out.
OK, I like it.
I'm my voice is off.
I'm wheezing my ass off because I played I played golf twice this week, which was a huge mistake, because the
air quality they say is still really bad. And they don't even know how bad because the
stuff they use to detect air quality doesn't factor in the metal that's in the air.
Oh, man. Are you?
All the lithium batteries and all that.
A Pedmar?
Yeah.
Wow.
Okay.
Yeah, played with my son and his three friends.
Taught them how to do all our stupid bets the Murphy's and
the suichis and they loved it.
You won $600.
I won $600.
Yes.
Well, they've got student loans.
They can throw a tack a little bit extra on that.
Yeah.
I had delayed some payments.
I was wondering when it started to rain before I left LA last week, I was like, wait, what
is this going to be like?
Because just so people, listeners, and we've talked about it before, but so the L.A. Basin is too large to filter
any water coming off the street.
Anything that goes into the sewers is unfiltered and goes, hold on.
This is where you get you with a hanky, aren't you fancy?
No, it's a lot.'s not a hanky.
It's all a napkin that's here.
I hope my sneeze doesn't throw off the algorithm.
So basically, I remember learning about this because the first rain in L.A.
used to be around the end of October, beginning November.
And I remember once I went down to the beach, it was November 1st,
and there were candy wrappers covering the beach.
And it's because Halloween was the night before and kids would eat their candy and throw the wrapper in the street.
The rain then washed it directly into the ocean. So surfers can't surf because of,
for the longest time, it was feces, animal poop. Animal poop would get washed in and there'd also be other contaminants
from the street would get washed into the ocean. And so it was kind of like you got to give it two
days, I think is what they used to say. Well, fertilizer, pesticides would get washed off of
everybody's gardens and right in. So now it's like all these fire and scar areas, I guess they call it.
So that all the metal that's airborne when it gets agitated or wherever.
Well, I mean, talk about the concentration that's sitting in dust, I guess,
you know, and in these sites.
And I'm like, what's going to happen there?
Sure enough. Head headline after the rain. Do you know this beaches between Malibu
and I think Manhattan Beach are closed indefinitely
indefinitely. Did you see the video of the surf? No, dude,
it's like black oil. There's, it's about five feet of black oil
on the edge of the ocean and it is toxic.
Oh my God.
I mean, it might be closed the whole summer.
Who knows?
Oh, even as I was saying this,
I had no idea it was that bad.
Yeah, it's just a slush of debris.
And that was right off of the Palisades.
I don't know if it's that way all the way down the beach,
but that's what it's like right there.
You know, they get storm.
People don't know.
LA has storm drains every, say, five to 10 miles, or less,
probably every few miles.
Oh, way less, way less.
Every less than a mile.
So when it rains, it just comes flying out of these canals
directly into the ocean.
It's unbelievable.
We have droughts here and we are just letting
all the rain run right into.
It's almost like when you develop a script in Hollywood
and then it doesn't get picked up and you just think,
why is this not being reused by another network?
Yeah, and very similarly, it's filthy
by time it gets to the end.
That's right.
So yeah, when you go to the Pico Storm drain,
by time it gets down to the beach,
because I remember then I volunteered a lot
for Heal the Bay and you would also,
and we would do those garbage cleanups.
And they're like, keep a count on how many cigarette butts.
I'm like, what is this, Europe?
How many people are smoking on the beach?
And the woman just laughed at me and felt sorry.
She's like, no, no, hon.
She's like, in Pasadena, when someone flicks a cigarette
butt out the window, it winds up in the ocean.
Gross.
I think we gotta go back to filterless cigarettes.
That would solve the problem.
Yes, it's the turtles. The turtles are chewing on the filters.
Oh, I thought you meant it would kill all the smokers because I
think that would be also a perk.
It also looks a lot cooler. A filterless cigarette. Are you
shitting me?
Yeah.
We forgot last week and there were some comments on YouTube.
We forgot this day in history.
Can you believe that?
Maybe that'll be an historical fact that will bring up every year
that that's what happened.
But we're going to do it today.
All right. Good. Good.
I've already looked at it. I've already searched it.
Hey, did you see
Bob Dylan has started posting like
you could tell it's him posting because before this it was like you could tell they were
publicist they're very professional posts about his tour or the anniversary of an album
or a Sony release of a compilation or whatever it was. and now he it's just
What I want to call it is Dylan goes eclectic
It's it truly is that it's so great. Hold on. Let me find him here
This is what and then the last one he posted
This morning and people are like don't like I like, don't take Bob's phone away from them,
like, let him keep doing this. And then someone's like, go to sleep, Bob, because I guess he was
posting in the middle of the night. But the last one he posted was the band. And interestingly,
it's this amazing video of the band playing. Hold on to see what they're playing. I forget.
So he's posting band without Robbie Robertson. He's posting videos you think on his own? Yes. Oh damn! There it is.
How many followers does he have? A million. Wow! That's pretty cool. And then like movies, this is from the
Searchers and the guy picks up a guitar but But OK, so this is how it started.
Very briefly, very briefly.
It starts with.
Oh, Blake Mills like it.
Here's the first one.
It is Les Paul, some of them, and Les Paul's there with a
tuxedo and he brings up Eddie Van Halen
and then Eddie Van Halen just scorches for
like three minutes.
No Van Halen, no lyrics, just Eddie Van Halen tearing up a guitar for like three minutes.
The next one is who's this?
Ricky Nelson on stage? Ricky Nelson. On stage, Ricky Nelson.
The next one, just a movie scene with Marilyn Monroe.
Wow.
And then the next one, which one was this?
Hold on.
Oh, Django Reinhardt just wailing on guitar.
What year is that?
There's no words that accompany it. You have to figure it out,
you have to know what movie you have to know. You then showed the Searchers.
It's incredible. Did you know that Eddie Van Halen did the guitar lead on Beat It?
Yeah. And he didn't get paid. He did it as a favor for his friend Michael. Wow.
Yeah. I can't wait. Well, you know, Bob Dylan had that Bob
Dylan radio hour forever and it was like that. It was just little flashes. It was
little vignettes in his mind of things that turned him on and his memoir was
also like that. Oh my god. Was it Chronicles as everyone's called? His memoir? Yeah.
Chronicles. Chronicles, yeah.
And it was just like snippets.
He did a chapter on fucking Charlie Daniels
from the Charlie Daniels band.
It was so odd.
It was nothing linear.
So I think maybe social media is a great outlet for him.
Well, his radio hour was, and you still you can get it you can find it
you can find some people have archived it it's probably illegal and we're probably ripping off
Bob who knows but if you're ever in need of a road trip because you first of all he plays no
Bob Dylan so in other words you don't have to be a Dylan music fan, but if you want to learn
about Jimmy Rogers and learn about Muddy Waters and all that belly and it and then all of
a sudden into something Devo, something incredible and also recent and avant garde and very pop
will play Mariah Carey.
It's it's and then he'll read a poem.
It's truly the most eclectic thing.
So it's called theme time radio hour. Right.
So each time you'd have a theme, you'd be like weather.
Right. And then whether it was too broad, he'll just do it on like rain.
What did you say? He did want a coffee that was great.
Well, so I remember one time he's like, you know, people saying,
are we going to are we going to run out of themes? He's like, I know, people saying, are we gonna are we gonna run out of themes?
He's like, I don't think so. Tonight's theme is Joe
and
Every it was it was you know
Artist with the name Joe one was about cup of coffee, but every song was somehow related to Joe. That's great
That's amazing. I saw the movie finally. Oh okay. Did you see it? I did see it.
I thought it was good. You know I didn't think it was unbelievable but I thought
I thought the kid did a great job, Timothy Chamolais, and I thought
it captured a time and a place really well.
I do too, yeah. And listen, it's an impossible task,
but yeah, I've talked about it.
I liked it.
Perhaps the best way I could have seen it,
my daughters are like, all right, let's see it.
And no, you're not allowed to talk, dad.
And I'm like, you know what, that's fair.
And so I went in very open-minded
and then they asked like two questions,
which I answered during the movie and then no preaching, no anything.
And I was surprised how much it was agreeable with me.
I would just say that.
Yeah, I took we took Owen, me and Aaron, and he had a ton of questions
because he's started getting into Bob Dylan in the last three or four years.
You know what turned him on was there was a Coen Brothers movie
that had a Bob Dylan Davis. Yeah.
No, no, no, no. He hasn't seen that. No.
He but he but they use Bob Dylan in.
Oh, well, Big Lebowski, Big Lebowski. Right. Right. Right.
And, you know, in Tulsa, when we went to that museum,
they're like sometimes visuals can
change how you view a song how you how you hear and what you think of a song
and they credited because no one was touching that part of his career that
70s part and they they did an 80s they dove right in there the Coen brothers successfully. This week's
logo comes from Rob Moore very cute ET got it nice simple colorful thank you
Rob Mitchell did a very cool song thank you Rob he just sent it in yesterday so
I wanted to put it on fresh I get excited when we get new ones keep them
coming send them in a FittsDogRadio at gmail.com and we will play it on fresh. I get excited when we get new ones. Keep them coming. Send them in to
fitstarradio at gmail.com and we will play it on the show. Corrections from last week, Lain from
Denver said simple media error the logo by Lath Nabilse didn't show up on episode 249. Also Lath
is a longtime listener and contributor and he welcomed his third child on Sunday.
So congratulations, Lane.
I hope this hat trick of children doesn't keep you from being a part of the show.
We've always loved your stuff in the past.
And we apologize for the omission.
Alan Fike says, important to note that they're talking about Nelson Rockefeller.
John D. Rockefeller is famous for his mentions on NPR every other hour of
their top donors topped by viewers like you. So John D. was the okay it was
Nelson. So Nelson was the governor of New York at one point. Yes. He was a very moderate Republican and he was very popular, but he tried to run for higher office.
Why wasn't he able to run for higher office?
I don't know. Did the Attica riots happen under him? I'm trying to remember. I think I might have.
Anyway, I should just say I don't know the answer Torrid it's coming up. I'm a for one second moving on from the movie. Did you see him hosting SNL? Yes? I watched it
So how amazing that those songs are charting now, and I think tomorrow is a long time is
Charting for the first time ever I think because Dylan didn't even put that song on an album.
It appeared on his Greatest Hits II,
which of course is a baller move.
Oh, that's funny.
Oh no, he had like two or three original songs
that had never appeared anywhere else
on his Greatest Hits II.
That's amazing.
I know.
So anyway, I was so sorry for that.
Yeah, what was the first one he played? Outlaw Blues, I think. That's amazing. I know. So anyway, I was so sick for that. Yeah, what was the first one he played?
Outlaw Blues, I think.
Yeah, yeah, well that one wasn't as obscure
as the other one.
Right.
Yeah, and I thought he was good on SNL.
I thought he was strong.
You know, he had chops.
Yep, yep. Comedy chops.
James Blake was his keyboardist.
Yeah, and it was good
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let's get it. Can we get a crinkle? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got a plastic cup from the Central Station Hotel in Memphis, Tennessee.
Here we go.
There you go.
Is that a good sign if you're at your fiance's house and she has something from a local hotel?
Yeah, I know. I don't know. I'm hardly here.
I don't know why she has to leave the house to get that done.
Yeah, it's weird.
she has to leave the house to get that done. Yeah, it's weird. Metta has agreed to pay President Donald Trump $25 million to settle a federal lawsuit alleging First Amendment violations
and other claims following the company suspending him from Facebook and Instagram
in the wake of the January 6th attack on the Capitol. The payout resolves the suit Trump filed against Facebook
for allegedly engaging in impermissible censorship.
A meta-spokesman confirmed the settlement's sum,
which was first reported by the Wall Street Journal.
The company official said about 22 million
of the settlement will be directed
to Trump's presidential library,
with the rest going towards lower legal fees. So Trump, first of all,'s presidential library, with the rest going towards legal fees.
So Trump, first of all, has a library,
and it needs $22 million.
I mean, what do you really need?
An upside down Bible, the Time magazine with his face on it,
on the cover that he spanked the porn star with,
and the idiot's guide to launching an oligarchy.
What about like 50,000 unsold copies of the art of the deal and he'll sell them to his own library
at like double or triple, he'll call them collector's items. Right, right. Oh I would love to see the
invoices on what books get put in there.
You know, I looked at it when I put Art of the Deal,
I go, wasn't there, wasn't it a typical scenario
where he burns every bridge, obviously,
because he's such a good businessman.
And sure enough, the guy who wrote the Art of the Deal,
Tony Schwartz, says still to this day,
it's the biggest regret of his life.
Yeah, he's not a fan.
He's not a fan.
Yeah, and wishes that the best seller wasn't even in print now.
Yep.
But yeah I don't I can just read this I don't know I can investigate it but why What's wrong about a private company or a public company like
Facebook kicking someone off?
You can kick someone out of McDonald's.
Well, Trump just kicked the New York Times and NBC News out of the press room,
the Defense Department press room where they've been for 40 years reporting the news.
They are kicked out. This is it. This is the beginning of the end of democracy.
The media is now being hands-on and instead they put in news.
What's the company that's far right? The news outlet?
Newsmax?
Something one.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Whatever it is.
I ignore it. a Newsmax or something one. Oh, yeah, yeah. Whatever it is.
Did you see he fired all the prosecutors of the January 6th
insurrected? Yes, yes.
All right.
Here we go. Not too well.
That's not too. Here we go.
Exorcist.
Michigan exorcist priest.
Well, he went a little too far.
Father Carlos Martins of Detroit, known for his popular exorcism podcast called
the Exorcist Files. We should look into changing our name to something like that. I think we'd
get a whole new group of- I literally just thought I'm going to listen to this when we're done.
If you can find it, hopefully it's still on because he's facing criminal charges after
allegedly pulling out a teenage girl's hair
and we should have a contest where people try to guess what he did.
He then used it to floss his teeth.
Martins placed hair of a minor in his mouth and made physical contact in an insulting
or provoking nature.
Following the allegations, the dioceses of Juliet which I thought was
down in Illinois released a statement saying Martins was ordered to quote
depart from our parish and out of our dioceses diocese diocese authorities
took him into custody on January 27th Martin is denied the allegations so
that's what it takes for a priest to get fired. What about all the
priests that put the devil inside of miners? What would that be called? Instead of an exorcism,
it's an intercism where you visit a miner in bed and then you put the evil in them.
He's a reverse exorcist. Yes. Oh my God. The power of Satan compels me god the power of Satan compels me the power of Satan compels me
The devil made me do it
In his mug. Did you see the mug shot? He looks kind of regretful, but his teeth
Clean as a whistle really good-looking teeth
So alright so great now the diocesee of Joliet has to go on
LinkedIn to find another exorcist guy. That's not easy.
No they're not that common. No and you know a lot of them lists references and
then you call the references and they're dead. So maybe he had a little devil's
food cake in his mouth and he needed her hair
to get it out of his teeth. That's the only thing I can guess.
A medevac jet crashed in a residential area of Northeast Philadelphia.
A lot of people are going, they're not going to do this story.
But you're you're you put it in there, Greg, because of you.
It caused an explosion that lit up the sky
The jet rescue air ambulance confirmed its aircraft had crashed in Philly with four crew members a pediatric
Patient and the child's escort Shriners Children's Hospital in Philly said the child was with her mother
very sad But out of respect the Eagles next week will be wearing black armbands Philly said the child was with her mother. Very sad.
But out of respect, the Eagles next week will be wearing black armbands for the Super Bowl.
And if they win, the fans will only climb
halfway up to telephone polls.
I know, I was hoping the plane's crash landing
would be softened a little by landing on Eagles fans.
Again, it's about this girl.
It's such a sad story.
Or at least the Plink it'll landed on all the burning cars
because of course Philly won and they just tore it up.
Yeah, we're going to get to the Super Bowl in a minute.
We're going to make some bets.
But in the meantime, do you want to bet on something else?
Want to bet on I can't believe I'm saying this LA wildfires.
The prediction markets are getting edgy.
So when parts of Los Angeles became engulfed in deadly wildfires last week, many of the
people watching neighborhoods burned to the ground rushed to find ways to support residents
who had been evacuated or lost their homes, while others placed bets.
Users on Polymarket, a crypto based prediction market that gained attention during the presidential
campaign, put money on predictions like how many acres will the Palisades wildfire burn
in total?
And when will the flames?
What is this?
When will the Palisades wildfire be fully contained? As of Tuesday,
betters gave the flames a 51% chance of being contained before February. More than a half
a million dollars has been placed on four markets predicting the duration and size of
the fires. And of course, this is raised ethical questions about a system that could, in theory, offer
gamblers a perverse incentive to find ways to prolong the devastation in order to win
their bets.
So I'd love to call this just flat out disgusting and do nothing but judge it.
And then I'm reminded that you and I bet on massive earthquakes in LA every year.
And I'm crestfallen when it doesn't happen.
Right.
And the margin for what's considered big changes, it gets bigger every year.
And right now, I remembered, we have an active bet that's two weeks old or so on whether
Fauci will be killed or there will be an attempt on his life.
That's right.
That's we've already wagered this.
We wagered on whether or not Mel Brooks will die, which I felt very weird about betting
on.
But hey, you know, this reality cast a stone.
But no, I'm this is the bunch of crypto guys betting I'm worried about the guy betting
it will go longer like watch out in the palisades for a guy in a Doctor Who t shirt and a SpaceX
hat with a blowtorch.
tackle all the nerds.
But you know what you should do is you should tell or a listener maybe can read
that exact description to one of the chat I guess chat GPT and it will draw that person
like a police sketch you can even tell it like a police sketch can you draw create this
image right yeah we should have done that for the podcast. Well, I didn't know.
I didn't know what your joke was going to be there.
OJ Simpson is being sued for moving into his late father's home without permission.
He's moved in and he's refused to pay the estate back for alleged payments his dad had made in the past. Malcolm revealed he is hoping to sell off O.J.'s stash of
pornography from his 2008 through 2017 stint in a Nevada state prison. A civil
court found him liable for the pair's deaths. With interest, the unpaid debt
has reportedly escalated to a hundred million dollars. I don't know that he's gonna get a hundred
million for that porn. I mean mostly because all the blonde women have been
cut up with scissors and they're mostly blonde. They're mostly blonde. It's like
kind of dirty blonde. Yeah. I would say these these magazines are gonna have
more of OJ's DNA in them than the LA County evidence room
Well, they more to plant everywhere. Yeah, meanwhile, the Sun's like oh, so this is where the law steps in
This is my dad killed my mom. This is where the law steps in and yeah
By the heating he didn't really us spend time in jail for that
I wonder if when he's feeling sad and missing OJ, he jerks off to one of the magazines.
Yeah, I mean, it's one thing to like have a I guess you could call it a used
the magazine, but that your dad has gone to town on it.
Actually, I think most kids, their first spank to a magazine
was from their father's sock drawer.
Well you're the last generation that'll say that. I mean do you know what my father had hidden in
his sock drawer? He didn't have porno magazines. I don't know if I want to hear this. No it's not
it's not bad. He hosted a beauty pageant in New Jersey,
because he was a disc jockey. And he had photographs of the
women in the swimsuits. And his sock drawer. That's it. That was
all his porn. Wow.
That's what that's weird. And I went to one of the he hosted a
bunch of them. knew this who knows this
my mother and me probably
and and
He used to host these beauty pageants and so we went to one it was out in in Long Island
Oh, yeah, that one for four-year-olds
What?
like like olds. What? Like like John Benes, little John Benes. No, no, no, no. In their swimsuits. No, these were hot young
women and I was about, I think I was about 10 years old so I was a little, I wasn't really into girls
yet but I was definitely like what is this? Yeah. And me and my sister were talking about this the other
day because we were talking about what was your first concert? We're trying to remember because we went to so many concerts together and I said you know what
our first concert was it was the beauty pageant dad did in Long Island and the musical guest and
they played about five songs was the village people. That was our first concert. Yeah.
You must have been so sexually confused. I mean, you were being turned on everywhere you looked.
Well I thought of it more like a job fair.
Let's see, I could be a cop.
I could be a fireman.
Are they recruiting?
The guy in the Navy?
Yeah, a lot of them said they were looking for an intern.
It was weird.
In the bathroom, which I don't think of a cowboy doing an internship in a bathroom.
No, no, not at all. All right, we're moving on to entertainment.
Entertainment. Here we go. Okay, this is you, I think.
The BBC has said it has apologized to staff members who felt they were unable
to raise complaints or concerns about Russell Brand's behavior while he worked at the broadcaster.
One complaint related to him urinating into a cup and acknowledged that he had been
registered formally at the time but admitted it was not dealt with
effectively. There was also an allegation he exposed himself to a woman in the
bathroom, a lot of bathroom
talk at the BBC's LA office.
A complaint was made but the incident was fairly common knowledge in the LA bureau and
was often joked about.
And that was the only joke that came out of Brand's show during those years.
The only one.
Yeah, it was a little, it was a little not fun.
It was a little not funny at all. Yeah.
In his defense, he thought he was on the PPC.
That's my joke. And I stand behind it.
Wait, what's the POP like PP?
Yeah. PP.
I was ready to try to see what those letters stood for, but I got it.
PP stands for PP. That was a Tony Hinchcliffe homage type.
All right. We're moving on and making America Florida.
Here we go. Florida man with ankle monitor tells deputies he can't go to jail
because he has a curfew.
Deputies with the Polk County Sheriff's Office were
investigating a vehicle crash when they said 23 year old Sebastian Angel Suarez approached
the scene and asked, Yo, what the F happened? We're going to try to keep the algorithm clean.
So I'm not I'm going to abbreviate this guy's curses. The deputy said he stopped what he
was doing, turned to Suarez and explained
it was a crash and that everything appeared to be going OK. Suarez then got within a foot
of the deputy and angrily snapped back. No effing wait no. Oh no. F a car crash happened.
Who hit who? The deputy said he told Suarez to step back so the deputies
could work. Suarez yelled, F you. You can't tell me what to do. The deputy said he explained
to Suarez that he was impeding the deputy's work and that he needed to move back or be
arrested. Suarez said, I'm on an ankle monitor with a curfew. You can't do s. You can't, you can't take me anywhere.
It's hilarious. Cut to immediately arrested in charge with violation or probation,
interfering with the first responder and two counts of resisting arrest.
They probably didn't notice because half the people in Florida have ankle bracelets. It's like
it's like having a tattoo. It's just another cool thing to have. You're our third person tonight.
We've arrested with a ankle on like what are you talking about? Yeah. Suarez. Yeah. I mean,
really they only notice people when they're completely handcuffed ankle bracelet, whatever.
I'm sure TSA at the Miami Airport, they just
they wand you and they say take the bracelet off, run it through the machine.
That'd be a funny scene a chain gang like, you whoa what's going on here? What
are you gonna do with us? Dude, chain gangs, I think they still exist. I mean it
makes sense doesn't it? I think if you get jail I mean, it makes sense, doesn't it?
I think if you get jailed in Mississippi, they are literally going to put a steel shank on your ankle and you'll be connected with the guy, given a sledgehammer and put to work.
Is that fucking crazy?
Do you think when they had chain gangs like working on the side of the road, they would make sure each strip?
I don't know how big a chain gang is. Six guys? Let's say it's six, right? on the side of the road, they would make sure each strip,
I don't know how big a chain gang is, six guys,
let's say it's six, right?
And you got about 50 guys out there.
Do they make sure that there's a fat guy
in each chain, on each stretch?
An anchor, yeah.
You need an anchor.
That's funny.
Someone like that.
Yeah, they should have,
ESPN should launch chain gang basketball five on five and
the chains are only about nine feet away from apart from each other. It seems like
they've probably done things like this stunts and challenges on like Survivor
and all these reality shows yeah making them go through all these physical
things with their with their team
All right, let's make Georgia, Florida. Here we go
All right. This caught my attention because I couldn't believe what I was reading a dog was taken to court to hear
Georgia man sentenced to
475 years in prison for abuse
sentenced to 475 years in prison for abuse. So a Paulding County courtroom was filled with a motion as a judge sentenced a man to 475 years in prison for dog fighting and animal cruelty,
marking the maximum penalty possible under the law. So this guy, Vincent, was found guilty of
103 charges, including 93 counts of dogfighting, 10 counts
of cruelty and following a four day trial that concluded.
So the animal advocates celebrated the sentencing alongside one of the rescued dogs, baby shark,
who was just eight weeks old when she was saved from abuse.
So the prosecutors ensured her presence at the hearing, emphasizing the significance
of the case. Okay. The dog has no idea what's going on. Okay. And also, so baby shark is there. This is
what I'm thinking. Baby shark was only eight weeks old. I think baby shark was probably taking very
good care of because he had to feed it. It had to be strong, grow up to be strong and great.
So Baby Shark is probably sad that this nice man,
former owner is being taken away forever.
That's what I think happened.
Yeah, or the dog was adopted by Ellen DeGeneres
and he immediately has to be brought back
into the dog fighting world.
She's like, he's like, this is insanity.
The anger, the viciousness.
Please get me back to physical abuse.
Yeah, I much prefer that over.
I mean, mental anguish.
It's Georgia. I didn't know dogfighting was so frowned upon.
Four hundred and seventy five year.
I've literally I've only heard that sentence for like
serial killers well it might be dog years do you think that's what happened
that maybe it's only about 40 years that he's sentenced to but what would it be I
guess 70 years it is big in Georgia I know Atlanta has a lot of dog fighting.
Yeah, where was Vicks ring?
Where, I'll look that up.
I think it was in Atlanta.
Yeah, I think so.
I think it was in Georgia.
Yep.
Well, it's definitely in the South for sure.
Let's get to sports.
All right, sports, here we go.
All right, I can't believe I'm gonna say this out loud.
I am so furious at the Bills Chiefs game
and I so hate the Chiefs
that I think I'm rooting for Philly to win the Super Bowl.
I can't believe you're saying that.
I know.
This is a moment in Sunday Paper's lore.
You are betting on
the I'll take the bet. I think the chiefs, I think they're gonna
three Pete. I thought all these conspiracy theories online about
the NFL, trying to make this happen. I thought it was all
bullshit. But there are just calls that are hard to explain
week in and week out. And I think it'll be,
I think the Chiefs will be losing for most of the game
because that's how they script it.
And then they'll come back in the fourth quarter
the way they always do.
And I will take it.
Right now the line is a point and a half.
It could change.
So whatever the odds are at kickoff will stick to.
You said the word three Pete. Did you see this story? And it's not a news story, but about Pat
Riley? No. When the Lakers were about to they had won two championships in a row. I think this is
how the story goes. And they're about to win their third.
It might have been worthy, but one of his players goes, man, we're going to three Pete.
And Riley was like, I think like incorporated that and that was the drive then.
And he had the wherewithal and registered the trademark registered the phrase three Pete really.
And like you do when you do something like that, you also do like the numeral
three Pete three P all of these things.
He got paid tons of money when the Bulls three pitted.
He got paid tons of money when the Yankees repeated.
and the Yankees, three-peated,
they say if Kansas City wins next Sunday,
Pat Riley will make $130 million. No way!
If it's on hats and shirts,
and here's the best part of the story,
he gives almost all of it to charity.
Oh, that's amazing.
Yeah.
Wow.
But I don't want him...
Fuck the charities. That's my stance now.
I don't want a three-peat.
I don't think a football team has ever three-peated.
And all the championships that the Patriots won,
I don't think they were ever three in a row.
I wonder.
But even if they were like... like printed up shirts that season about we're
gonna three Pete or anything like that.
He's he has a trademark.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's incredible.
Huh?
All right.
So how much do you want to bet?
I don't know.
We're doing like 50 bucks.
Okay.
50 bucks.
Writing it down.
Right now it's one and
a half points we'll see what happens with the line but it's a it's gonna be
close no matter what. I think the over under is like 49 or something. Let's make some prop
bets starting with will any player or coach cry during the national anthem?
And I see I understand they do the negative 115. Does that mean if you bet 100 you get 115?
I think if the bet 115 and win 100 I believe I kind of listened to you. But why don't you just
oh I can do it on my app and try to bet it's one and a half and over under is 49.
At least that's on the app that I'm looking at anyway, we'll figure it out
But wait, what are the other bets? I do think you'll see someone cry
Will a player leave the game and not return due to concussion symptoms? Oh
That's kind of like betting on the fires
No, you say no, yeah. Yeah, I say no also, so we can't bet on that one.
How many players?
Well, we're not going to be able to keep track of this.
Oh, so we're on next week.
Why don't we refine this next week?
All right, we'll do this next week.
How many times will Taylor Swift be shown live throughout the game
the under over is five and a half oh wow that's interesting I think they're
showing her a lot I would take the under yeah especially when they lose there's a
lot of leaves early if they well that's what it is if they win she's gonna get
shown more yeah so I'm going with less. OK.
I will bet on all this next week, but just know
there's going to be a lot of money flying around next Sunday.
Yeah. $10 for each prop bet, I say.
Were you watching the game, by the way?
I don't know. What should we do?
Well, I don't want to go to Penn Mar because it's so fucking cold out here lately.
And I actually want to sit and watch the game.
The country feels so sorry for you.
I could have seven or eight people over to our house.
We got the TV room and then we got the bonus room in the back that's got.
Maybe we'll ask Dickie.
Dickie did something with his garage.
Oh really?
Let me check the weather.
I mean, I think he watches games.
As long as it's all real football fans.
They're going to really watch the game.
Oh, boy. We could do boxes.
We could do betting boxes.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Los Angeles.
Let's see what we got on the forecast.
Not sunny.
Sixty two is what they say.
So that's no good.
Hey, it looks like rain Wednesday.
Oh, yeah. The ocean.
Well, the problem is if they get a lot of rain, which we nearly missed
because a big storm front came into northern California,
the mudslides will be really bad. Right.
The toxicity slides.
All right. Let's get to what are we doing after
this day in history all right let's do this day in history oh man here we go
okay let me tell you I read these you ready yeah on this day South African
president FW de Klerk lifted the 30-year ban on the African
National Congress, resulting in the release from prison of a certain cellmate, Nelson
Mandela, and marking the beginning of the end of apartheid.
Give or take two years.
What year did this happen?
Well, I was just in South Africa. So this is this
is a slam dunk. I'm going to say 1991. Oh, you got it. 1990. Yeah. This is perfect for
you because you're right when you're wrong. You didn't get the year but I gave you that Okay. James Joyce was born on this day in what year, give or take 15 years?
James Joyce was born in...
I didn't know he died in Zurich, Switzerland, but he was born in Dublin.
1830.
Sorry, sir. 1882.
Oh my God. Yeah. Uh, let's see. I think you would get that one. So I'm
going to skip down 30 years happy Groundhog
Day everybody by the way oh yes I think it is interesting that we still go to
Pennsylvania to look at a fucking rat to find out whether or not spring is gonna
come sooner if you want to check and see if spring is gonna come sooner,
why not log on to environment.gov
and look at the fuckin' ozone count
in the air?
I'm not listening to you, go on.
All right, I made a funny joke about global warming.
Oh, okay. I'm gonna say, I know it on. All right, I made a funny joke about global warming.
I'm gonna say, I know it's been going on for a long time,
so I'm gonna say 19,
how many years you give me?
I think I gave you 30.
I'm gonna say 1910.
You got it, 1887. Damn. Yeah. Okay. Uh, you just got that. God, I'm good at picking
that window. Okay. There's a little town called New Amsterdam and it was incorporated as a
city, New York City in what year? Although this is unclear.
It says New Amsterdam, parentheses New York City,
was incorporated as a city.
So I'm going to probably say that it was called New Amsterdam.
But it's the first time that this area was incorporated as a city.
On this day, in what what year give or take 30 years that's a 61 year window
you have to work with 1690 what'd you say 1690 god damn you 1653 whoa Yeah, yeah
All right, let me find a different one
I'm three for four if you're keeping score at home American rock and roll singer buddy. Holly was killed in a plane crash
First of all guess how old buddy Holly was
Was he 2027 club?
22 no fucking way
What?
Really bringing it full circle. Do you know I think more than anything?
Although his story changes, but it was buddy Holly that kind of created Bob Dylan he
He went to see him. I forget where according to Bob Dylan
So this might not be true, but Bob Dylan what is true is Bob Dylan said this and wrote this he
Went to see Buddy Holly and was mesmerized and Buddy Holly looked at him
Just like he looked at everybody standing there in this small venue, but when he looked at Dylan
Dylan felt it like a shockwave through his body.
Really? Yeah. Well, the Beatles, the Beatles also gave a lot of credit to Buddy Holly.
Buddy Holly was an absolute killer. You go go just find his more than his greatest hits
because you're going to find like Ravon and stuff. Yeah, they're they're unbelievable. He really was taking,
you know, he was he was a huge hugely responsible for the evolution of music. All right, I'm
gonna say so I didn't even tell you what's going on. He was 22. But on this day, he died
in the plane crash. And I blame the Big Bopper, that fat pig.
But what year did he die in the plane crash?
I'm gonna give you give or take two years
because I think you're zeroing in on it.
Well, it was Rock and Roll.
Rock and Roll was born in the 50s.
If he was only 22, he probably wouldn't be in the 60s.
I'm gonna say 58.
59! Hey now! What are you doing? Five for six today! Now it makes me want to find Uh, this is Rosa Parks who, uh, who gave up her seat.
Uh, first she gave up her seat.
Then she didn't fail.
Let me, we got to end on one and I apologize.
I didn't think we'd be going this far.
Uh, Betty Friedan, blah, blah, blah.
Lindbergh.
Hmm.
What's this?
Was he, oh, he was born that's boring huh sorry about
this everybody well just give me the Rosa Parks all right but it might just be a
birthday I like when we're tied yeah Rosa Parks. Okay, fine. It's actually February 4th.
Rosa Parks celebrates, well, her birthday was on that day.
In what year, give or take, you're going to be good at trying to figure this out, but
I'm going to give you eight years.
I'm going to give you a 17 year window.
Rosa Parks was born in Tuskegee, Alabama.
In what year? All right, I'm going to say the incident on the bus probably took place in.
I want to say 1960, let's say roughly 1960.
No earlier, I'm going to say 58. And so she was old because she
didn't want to move she wanted to sit the fuck down. I'm gonna guess she was 50. No,
I'm gonna say she was 50. So, so 58 minus 50 1908. Look at you, man, 1913.
I did it!
I didn't know she was,
it's not that she wanted to move her seat
because she was old.
She was an activist, man, and she had enough.
She was an old activist.
A young Rosa Parks might have gone,
she might have resented it,
but the older Rosa Parks might have gone, she might have resented it, but the older Rosa Parks
fucking dug in.
The best was when I saw that headline, Rosa Parks husband owned a car.
That one destroyed me.
Apparently that's true by the way, but it's so funny that people could have a reaction
to that headline.
All right, what do we got, letters? All right, a couple letters to the editor.
Meep Zork, who always keeps in touch with the show said, I assume you use zoom when you do the
Sunday podcast. Why not just have Tom or any guest dial in on the same zoom zoom call that way the
audio is better and the guests can hear everyone. Wait a minute, this is great, Meepsork.
Thank you, Meep.
And then Joanne said, I saw Breaking Away
on your glowing recommendation.
I can say as a 56-year-old that has never seen it,
obviously does not, absolutely does not stand up.
The acting is so hokey and sitcom-esque, it's ridiculous.
I think a person had needed to see that in the 80s to feel
it like it holds up. I would think nostalgic is the right word. Certainly can't hold up in 2025.
Joe, Mike, your reaction. I know it's our Joanne too. I don't know, man. I don't know. I mean,
yes, there's nostalgia, but I thought it was such a small perfect little story. I mean it
definitely had a certain tone to the dialogue. I think it kind of reminded me
a little bit of like a Christmas story the way the father was. He was very kind
of one-dimensional maybe two dimensions but, look, can you not watch a fucking a film noir
and appreciate that it's a different kind of a vibe?
Yeah, also I didn't think it was trying to be funny that often, so I'm into, I'm, I'm, that's an interesting reaction.
Well, I think towards the end the father started to have some funny moments
like when he shows up to the bike race
and when he's cheering and stuff.
But you earn that.
It was an emotional payoff.
I think she's referring to the,
because I thought he was actually more serious at the end.
I think she's referring to like,
it's Eany Foods because of the Italian
and like I want American food, damn it.
I want French fries.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, like, anyway,
that joke was pretty fresh back then.
Also, she has to remember, it's not just nostalgia.
You are giving it some marks.
I know she's saying, does it hold up?
But you are giving it some marks for when it was made. I mean it's kind of
like when you watch Citizen Kane part of how amazing it is is when it was made you know.
Yeah. And the breakthroughs that they had in cinematography and stuff. Speaking of when things
are made you know the t-shirts are still available the Sunday papers they say take it each and you can get them at
FitzDog.com also koozies are available. Get involved in the merch folks. Mr.
Farrow finally got his koozie in Maine. Oh good man. Even though on the envelope I guess I put MA.
Oh so somebody I saw oh you wrote oh you wrote, oh, you did, okay. Because I was in,
well, I am right now in Milwaukee
and this guy bought a pin for me
and he said that he had also bought a koozie from you,
but he said he got to know his mailwoman
because she showed up and she said,
you owe 15 cents extra postage on this and so he put a quarter
in an envelope and left it in his box for her and she put a dime in an envelope and left it for him
so you're bringing communities together that's what he said that's what he said that's amazing
yeah i'm glad i could facilitate that. Yeah, it's a beautiful moment.
All right. Let's let's get down.
Let's get down to the.
Down.
Marianne Faithful, who went from being a fresh faced,
feather voiced pop star as well as muse and girlfriend of Mick Jagger
to a homeless heroin addict only to reemerge radically altered in her early
30s as a critically
acclaimed cabaret performer singer died on Thursday in London.
She was 78.
In addition to the more than 20 albums, she released Ms. Faithful contributed lyrics or
inspiration for some classic Rolling Stone songs.
Mr. Jagra based the words to sympathy for the devil in part on the
Russian novel, The Master and the Margarita by Bulgakov, which she had given to him. She also
uttered the phrase that inspired the key lyrical refrain and wild horses, which was wild horses
couldn't drag me away and co-wrote Sister Morphine, which she released
as a solo single in 69, two years before the Stones version appeared on the album Sticky
Fingers, though Ms. Faithful received writer credit on her own recording of the song.
She didn't earn parallel status on the Stones album until 1994 after a long legal battle.
I'm sorry to hear about that long legal battle with the Stones or their publisher.
Jesus, wow.
Anyway, Marion Faithful was, you know, it was before our time, but we would see pictures
of her and Jagger all over the place and stuff.
And one of the famous muses of the day.
And she also used to hang out sometimes at Largo in Los Angeles. I
got to meet her a lot of the time. Yeah, she was, I mean, she was ethereal. Her beauty was just, I mean,
classic. And so for that time, that late 60s, early 70s. And then she sang, what was the song she's
saying when when time goes not as tears go by as tears go by
was very beautiful. She sang it barefoot in like a flowy dress.
And I just fell in love with her. She passed away in London.
She passed away in London.
Hmm. Yeah.
All right.
Well, Marianne, you were a big part of
the center of the beginning of new music in this world.
Absolutely.
She was in the middle of the thick of it.
All right, let's cheer up.
Let's cheer up.
There we go.
Time for the funnies.
As you know, every week we do a comedy. Let's cheer up. There we go. Time for the funnies.
As you know, every week we do a comedy,
we do a comic, it's one frame,
and you guys come up with a caption for it.
The winner gets a free koozie,
and it's sent to your house,
and we choose the winner.
Now, not everybody's joke gets in.
I'm sorry, I get tons of these, and they're they all have merit. But I can only
fit so many in. So if yours didn't get in, try again. They
don't all have merit. But okay, keep going. All right. So this
comes from the the caption this past week. It's a baseball field
and they look kind of old timey. They've got like old timey
baseball uniforms on
and the pitcher's on the mound and behind him is,
we debated whether it's the second or the third baseman.
He's an infielder and he's in a crouch.
He's got his mitt on, but he's holding hands
with a woman who's in like shorts and a tank top,
kind of big boobed.
Forgot her bra that day.
Little bit like a floozy I would say.
High heels, yeah, yeah, short shorts.
Yeah.
And it is 100% the second baseman.
Okay, go on.
Okay.
Ron Dvorak said, if a couple has an open marriage,
then they both get to play the field.
Okay, not bad.
Not bad wordplay, yeah.
Phil McCracken said Gary knew that Juan had
already paid for a full hour it wasn't going to let go until he got his cream
pie. Oh right to the last word. Jason Cobb said listen here see a short
stops job is to cover the old bag from getting stolen see., I discount it because it's second base.
Jim Guglielmo says,
baseball honors Babe Ruth with
Take Your Hooker to Work Day.
Okay.
Then this was,
I did not think this is what he meant
by going to third base.
Pretty good.
That was from Jake from Canada.
Oh, although, no, it's not so good. Only was from Jake from Canada. Oh although now it's not
so good you want only because I don't want to I don't think I can send a koozie
to Canada. Oh Jack says Trixie was anxiously awaiting the seventh inning
asshole stretch. Wow it's uh. I like it. Okay. Shade said who's on first? I don't know who's on third. Looks like shortstop
is gonna be in second base pretty soon. Not a shortstop. The wording needs work. All right.
Pat McGroin said Jack is taking the infield thigh rule a little too far. Did you see the one before that?
My peel to inside baseball.
Oh, John Wright said I don't blows on third.
That's good.
It's pretty funny.
Yeah.
Matt Goodell said I think you misheard me.
I was offering to take the team in a double team. To part in a double team not a double play Mike from Pittsburgh after
integration some of Jackie's teammates were way too overprotective of the
girlfriends that's for they do look old- timey. That might be the leading contender.
Yeah. Ryan Bray said, hey Joe, you can let go of Mrs. Monroe's hand now. She ain't going anywhere.
Oh, that was in the outfield. Sorry to be such a stickler here.
Ryan Johnson from Saskatoon. While his wife claimed to be comfortable with his co-ed's
team's new attractive third
baseman, Frank was beginning to doubt her sincerity. All right. Okay, I think that wraps it up.
I honorable mention to Canada. It's very good. Yeah. and maybe the praise is even worth more than a koozie
But I like the Jackie Robinson one
Yep I yeah, I think that's a good honorable mention
I do like Trixie was anxiously awaiting the seventh inning asshole stretch cuz like it fits the tone of our show very nicely
All right, so the winner this week is
Mike from Pittsburgh. Congratulations. There you go. Way to play the race card. And by the way, Mike in Pittsburgh, I'm going
to be in Pittsburgh next month or the month after. If you want to come to a show, I'm
giving you two free tickets. Just email me, fitsdogradio.gmail.com. Okay let's get to the comics. We've got Hager
the Horrible and he's at an art gallery. He and Helga are talking to the artist. Are you the artist?
Yes. I heard your wife pose for all your paintings and then in the final frame you're looking at the
painting and it's a woman and she's
holding up a sheet over her naked body and her face is scratched out.
And he said, ex-wife.
So I guess he probably threw acid on her face since it was the Middle Ages.
Or he's hiding her identity from a famous rapist oh good idea you know what
I mean yeah you just threw us off the algorithm stretch I think a lot of the
stretch talk yeah baseball cartoon might have done that all right all right yeah
all right let's get to the Lockhorns.
They're at a party and Leroy's talking to a dude,
Loretta's talking to a woman,
and Loretta's wearing a white, very soft
kind of fluffy sweater.
It's not mohair.
Leroy forgot to clean out the lint filter again.
Okay. That's your job, lady. It's not mohair. Leroy forgot to clean out the lint filter again. OK.
That's your job, lady.
And now, right.
And now Leroy is in the doctor's office,
talking to the doctor.
He's looking at some paperwork.
And he says, now let's go through the list of things TV
commercials said I should ask you about.
Pretty good.
Yeah.
I like it.
All right. We've moved on now to Dilbert.
Dilbert. Here we go. This number 12 and the 15 best
Dilbert's of all time. Once again, I don't
know if we're counting up. I mean, the article counts up. So that's what we're doing.
Last week was 11. This week is 12. Three frames.
The guy with the like smack your bitch up hairdo
with the two cones on his head,
walks up to a person I've never seen
who looks almost like they're wearing a condom on their head.
Yes.
And goes,
schedule a meeting with Dilbert and Alice
for next Tuesday at 10.
And then out of his pocket, you hear or he hears the word done.
And then he goes, he takes his phone out of his pocket in the second frame and goes, never
mind, my phone took care of it.
And then the third frame, we're back to the shot where he's just standing in front of the
assistant and he now just goes awkward. And this is number 12. Oh, my God. This is in the top 15 of the it's it must be I'm wondering if these are the saddest fans of anything
in the world like are they the saddest like this is giving them joy I think
these are guys that buy their suits from Ross Dress for Less and they work in corporations in a cubicle and nine to five
underpaid and this is the only joy they have is somebody at least acknowledging their numbed
out state at work.
I yeah my immediate my immediate thing was to a woman and she's the one that waters
all the plants and maybe she's a receptionist, an employee who really doesn't have anything
to do with what the company does.
She's really focused on office things, probably the birthday parties and things like that. And this is
just great. And then the show, The Office, was probably terrifying for her. And she probably
did not get the jokes at all.
This comic strip is like the office for the walking dead.
Yes, from the neck up, the dead people.
Yeah. All right.
Well, can I say, listen, next week's number 13,
are you kidding? I can't wait.
It's so funny because I really do have memories
of Dilbert being kind of a sharp, funny cartoon.
Well, we're getting, I mean, when we,
when I was less than impressed with,
it was Garfield, what was the one before that?
People were really defending it.
Oh, Calvin and Hobbes.
Yes.
Yeah.
The Calvin and Hobbes, I had successfully forgotten it.
I defended it.
I still think it's, I think it's a well done kind of,
still think it's a I think it's a well done kind of it's just a little fantasy with a kid in his stuffed animal it's it's fun I mean on the third frame here
just a little effort can he then tell his phone please write an apology to the
receptionist for the moment like something
yeah an effort yeah all right let's get to a guy who definitely is not making an
effort Dagwood's laying in bed in his fucking donut pajamas and he's faced up
with his stupid hair sticking out to the side, eyes are wide open, blondie has her back
to him appropriately, but she should put her back to him entirely. This is a
metaphor for how the marriage should be. She should walk out the fucking door. So
he goes, sigh. And now he says in the second frame says, sigh again, and she goes,
you drank coffee after six again, didn't you?
And he goes, how do you always know that?
And she goes, you're kidding.
And it's like, OK, I'm in bed.
I'm wide awake.
I mean, the thing is about going to bed sometimes with your wife
is I know we are far more likely to make love during the day or even right after dinner.
But getting into bed after binging TV and having sex when it's 11 o'clock at night,
it just doesn't happen as much. I'm fucking tired, you know?
Oh wow, it sounds like she's getting rejected a lot.
But he's wide awake. There's no excuse for him to not be throwing the move right now. What puts you to sleep faster than an orgasm with the hottest woman in whatever shit town
they live in?
What do you mean? She's the hottest woman in the world according to you.
In the world.
Okay, this is, you want to want to see I'm gonna paint a different
picture. She was really feeling it tonight. She wanted a conjugal visit and she tried and she tried
very hard and he couldn't do it. Oh. And now the first frame is she has turned his back. She's very disappointed.
And he's like, sigh.
And then she's like, you drank coffee after six again, didn't you?
Which is sort of like the cocaine situation.
The stimulant is not good for downstairs. Right. Right. Right.
And she and he's like, how do you always know that?
And all that she can say, which is PG safe is you're kidding and it's basically
it's like because you can't get it up again what do you think her back is to him because she has a
small electric device between her legs right now yes she needs to take care there's a lot of self
love in this house there is a lot of self-love.
All right, listen, this was a short one. Wow, an hour and seven minutes.
Actually, I didn't tell you this earlier,
but I forgot to hit record for the first three minutes.
Is that true?
Yeah, so the first three minutes,
the sound is gonna be not good
because we're gonna have to use the video
and then we'll have the sound after that.
Even at the very top, I asked you if your headphones were... yes you did. I
thought would have been like let me check all systems. Well in the old days
Chris Denman used to be on this call with us and he would remind us of things
like that, he would research things for us but he seems to have given up on us.
He or he's very busy. I know he's the
company's doing great. He's always producing shows on the weekends. Yep. You
also moved us along at the top a little bit. I think that shortened things. I did.
I did. We didn't chat a lot at the top of the show but it was... People might like that better.
It was a good tight show. All Alright listen don't forget if you want to
support the show get yourself a t-shirt or a koozie at FitzDawg.com. Mike anything
you want to promote? Yeah man follow Bob Dylan on Instagram and you'll learn a
lot of you'll be exposed to a lot of eclectic posts that are very interesting. Also season two of
Severance?
Severance is very good.
We've fallen asleep, not the show's fault,
kind of like Blondie there.
We've fallen asleep three times
because we put it on just as like after a long night
and we get into bed and then,
so, but I'm liking
where it's headed and so we might watch one today during the day we rewatched
season one first because it's such a complex show that we both forgot half of
it and I'm really glad we watched season one again we rewatched the final episode
and thank God we did. Yeah, that's
one reason we also didn't get far is because that one we made
it through and then we fell asleep once the new one started.
So I mean, all right, I'm gonna do it. Cliff, cliffhanger of a
season that final episode basically said to the network,
you have no choice but to give us a season two. I know, you
know, sometimes they have those and if they're told they're not
being picked up, they pivot. And they try to put a little bow.
That does happen in TV where it's like, well, now we can end with that cliffhanger.
Yeah.
Although it would have been cool in a way.
Like if I mean, if they were canceled, which they had no control over, that's kind of a
cool way.
It would leave everybody blaming HBO for not continuing it.
Always have a cliffhanger.
Yeah, exactly. Um, so there's three out. I think they come out on Friday nights. So I'm going to be caught up by next week.
Oh, this one out. Oh, maybe I'll watch it tonight. Yeah. All
right. Well, thank you to Midcoast Media for producing and
editing and putting it on
social media and all that stuff.
And I guess we'll just see you guys in a week or so.
Take it each.
Take it each.
All right.
It's Greg and Mike.
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