supermegashow - 43 Monkeys | supermegashow - 037

Episode Date: November 18, 2024

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Give me one more. Give me one more. Give me a big one. I just wanted this one for myself You didn't want to share it with our audience dude, I was really expecting a big smoke ring Puffs vape drinks monster. Hey, welcome to the super Mega show did you guys think? Being 30 would ever be so fucking epic Puffs vape drinks monster records YouTube video It's a YouTube podcast you to pod well not just a YouTube podcast you're also probably watching on Spotify Whoever's listening right now in the car. I

Hope you crash you guys a few okay. No, we're gonna get a We're gonna get a post about about someone saying how they crashed and died They're probably gonna be up voted to the top in the comments and we're gonna be blamed for it Yeah, it's gonna be it's gonna be our fault It's what it's not gonna have been our fault But because you predicted it people are gonna connect the two because like I guess people believe in superstition manifested it yeah I was like all the white girls believe in like you gotta manifest this like yeah and they're like they're they're rocks with energy and shit you know that type of mentality little quartz and pebbles yeah these pebbles

give me the strength to earn wealth today. And this is good for wealth earning. Uh huh. And also I actually, everything bad has happened to me because Venus is in the position where it is around the sun. And little did I know, I accidentally pocketed this emerald which has chaos energy, which I thought emerald was for luck, but it's actually chaos energy that I had. So that explains all the bad things that have happened. It's not the choices I've made,

it's this little rock that I accidentally pocketed from a store that has carried. And the planets. And the plants? Planets. Planets, and the planets are aligned weird weird Here's what I gotta say about crystals and astrology, okay I'm not outright saying it's all bullshit

But I'm outright saying it's freaking bullshit brother prove it. I Can't can't Shit, maybe there is something there. Ding one. Fuck. I'll tell you something though. Quartz does actually generate electricity or something. I don't remember. Quartz is like the only rock that actually has some powers. What about Flint?

Okay. Well that's not the... What about Flint? Okay, well That's not that you know these these girls aren't you know putting Flint on their bedside table What happened to our women man? I don't know they used to make campfires and Roast a hog and now now what they're putting their little the little charged quartz on their bedside table And they used to do some of the hunting gathering themselves too. Mm-hmm. Well, not a lot of it. Not the good hunting and gathering. We worked as a community.

They were picking berries and twigs. They were picking berries and singing to cartoon raccoons. La la la. Meanwhile the men like you and I were out in the woods killing a saber tooth tiger. Fully defined biceps, really twitching and flexing as we decide, you know, when we let loose our arrows, which creature's life will we consume?

Will we be consuming tonight? All right, it's just you and me in the woods. We lick our lips. I'm standing right next to you. Right before pulling the arrow. I'm holding your uh, biceps. I have my hands on them to kind of like keep you steady. And I'm just feeling the rock hard definition of your muscles.

You're not gripping to the point where it hurts, but you're gripping to the point where where you let go, there is a red imprint. Yeah. You know, it's like kind of affecting the circulation in that area, but not in a painful way. Before we take the shot and take this creature's life, you and I go, we breathe in together one final time

and then breathe out. And then just let it go. And let that arrow fucking fly. What are we talking about? I think if we were like cavemen and some homoerotic scene, I don't know. Some homoerotic scene of us killing a saber-toothed tiger. We were talking about hunter-gatherers for some reason.

Wait, how did we get here? We were talking about crystals. And we were talking about like crystals and astrology and ended up there. We haven't even been recording for like six minutes. I really like. And we were already like, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. That's what I like about doing a podcast with you

is the improvisational aspect. You really don't know where it's gonna go ever. We sit down in these chairs and we have no fucking clue what conversations we're gonna talk about. Nope. Think of something. I'll go on. Let me look at the news and see if there's anything to talk about in the news. I do. After you. After you I have a very big story to talk about. Ben Stiller returns for Happy Gilmore 2 with Adam Sandler. What?

They're making Happy Gilmore 2? Seems like it, maybe it's a Netflix thing. Man, that's fucking crazy, dude. My voice won't stop cracking, I don't know why. What was the thing you were gonna mention? So, you know, we talked about this on stream a little bit, but in our home state of South Carolina 43 monkeys have escaped from a viral disease research facility which kind of sounds like the start of a movie you

know where last I heard they had they have sight of the monkeys but none of them have been captured has that changed yes there there has been of the 43 monkeys how many of them are back in custody one they have captured one of the 43 monkeys. Yes. So with apples? I actually don't know I got a I got as I tried with apples. What do they do with the apples? So the monkeys escape all these people are going we got to get these fucking monkeys back. What did they do Matt? They laid out some apples I think to try to lure them out of the woods and get them

I gotta be honest dude if one or two monkeys escapes You know they can get that under control, but fucking 43 monkeys all You know one big like hive mind One of them freaks out they're all gonna freak out and and this is rural, South Carolina And this same lab actually this is the third time this has happened since 2014. But in the past it was only like 12 monkeys, you know, like 14 monkeys, never 43. They said a new employee left the gate open. Think they're fired?

I would assume. Oh by the way, that moist noise the audio listeners heard was both Matt and I grimacing. Yeah, that was us Matt and I grimacing. Yeah, that was us going, ugh. Yeah. You might be going, ugh, what the fuck was that? Sorry. I'm just trying to find an update on this story.

I've been following it closely. But Vox just published an article a couple hours ago titled, 43 Lab Monkeys Escaped in South Carolina. They have a legal claim to freedom. I guess technically yes. But they're not gonna yeah and I want those monkeys to be free. What if there was just this was the start of just monkeys being like a thing you could see on hikes later in the future and like all the way even to the west coast like eventually monkeys started spreading new breeds of monkey. It's only females that escaped

so unless they can like Self reproduce I know I'm sorry They're all they're all feet. They're all ladies, and they said that they're close to the facility And they're just in the trees staring there. They're watching I am filled with feelings of FOMO. We could have flown to South Carolina really fast and gone to Yemisi and tried to vlog our experience

with the monkeys. I did see one video. I'm not just seeing the monkeys. I feel FOMO for not being able to potentially even live in the society where monkeys become commonplace in the United States. That is what the next president needs to do. Release monkeys into like a lot of monkeys. It's like it's like a massive effort like Trump needs to on day one sign an executive order that's like we're gonna put a lot of monkeys in the woods all over. Different kinds, different shapes and sizes.

You got Orasus macaques, you've got little capuchin guys, they're tiny little guys. And just set them all free to start, you know, wild monkeys being a thing. We are unleashing three mighty gorilla in the national parks in California. It's gonna be like hide and seek. If you see one, uh oh. Uh oh. They're gonna be like erratic because they're just placed in like this environment.

They have no clue what's going on. That would be insane. Basically to like, to keep people from, you know, wandering off in the national parks and then causing a scene where they have to get rescued using emergency resources. They unleash gorillas. Three gorillas. So it's gonna stop people from venturing into like Yosemite. You know, because... Should we go deeper? I heard there's a... I don't know. I heard that's like at least five miles within where they drop the first

gorilla. And you know, they can travel on foot a long way. And they're fast, have you seen a gorilla move? They charge. When they charge, you're not supposed to flinch. It's not like bursts like a cheetah, they'll come after you. Oh yeah. They'll climb up like a bear too, except they have opposable thumbs

and will grab the shit out of you. And rip you to pieces. So. They'll beat you to death. They'll beat you until they see that you're not a threat anymore And they might take a bite out of you for dominance sake They'll pick me up by the ankle and they'll swing me around and smack me from tree to tree

And I'm not gonna lie one of them Depending on the maturity they might cox slap you yeah, but it's a dominance thing. It has nothing to do with Like don't it's not sexual. Yeah. Don't be afraid in that sense. Yeah, I wouldn't be afraid of that. But these monkeys in South Carolina, man, I cannot imagine... It's been like a week and they've only caught one. So I don't know how you go about getting 42 monkeys back into the... They said the gate opened up, one ran out, and then because it's monkey see, monkey do, they all just fucking went, okay!

Charged out, except for seven of them. They stayed behind. I'm sure they're being rewarded with apples and kisses. This is unfortunately like, this type of stuff is the closest thing we get on this planet to Jurassic Park. You know? Just some tiny baby female monkeys sitting in trees staring at the place they escaped from.

That's what, I mean every now and then you'll hear about like a lion escaping, which is really cool and fun. Terrifying. I mean yeah, cool and fun. Right? Yeah. Well, I don't know. They're like a rhino escaping. That sounds like a Spider-Man comic, you know?

Not just because there's a... Does he have to like get the rhino back into the zoo? There is a villain called the Rhino in Spider-Man. He was most recently Paul Giamatti in The Amazing Spider-Man 2. Paul Giamatti played Spider-Man? I wish dude. I fucking wish. That would be so good.

They do like the Marvel does their age thing to actually make him look like a 16 year old but it's Paul Giamatti. He's the cheapest actor we could get. I do have updates to the monkey story though. Oh wait sorry. You have what? Upd have updates to the monkey story though oh wait sorry you have what updates to the monkey you have updates I know you're trying to get me say up dudes but up dudes only applies to up votes not updates okay there could be multiple applications just like two two and two I've got up dudes about the monkeys see avoid flying drones in the area local police warned after a UAV

Apparently spooked the primates and disrupted capture efforts Someone's trying to like get a look at these monkeys Like they all just spread they're so close to catching them all like there's a guy with a big net I was just about to swing it Doesn't work. Nope. We should send Luke down there with his net. Yeah, but they said that unfortunately only one of them.

Wait. 18 remain on the loose near the South Carolina coast. Wait, what? So of the 43 runaways initially disclosed by the Alpha Genesis Primate Research Center, known as the Monkey Farm, to locals, 18 remain on the loose. Okay. So they caught, so were there 43 that escaped? 43.

So they did catch... A good bit of them. But I'm not seeing anything that says that they caught any of them. Because last time I checked they had only caught one. Maybe they killed the others? The primates have been captured so far and are in... Okay. They're in good health, the police claimed.

She is well and having a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, said Westergaard. Of one of the captured macaques in another statement. She's doing just fine right now. She's having a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. She's getting her nails done. She's getting sized for fun little hats to wear during the interviews about this. She's been taking unicycle lessons again so it's really been fantastic. And playing her cymb Macaques, though, do not learn to smile as well as capuchins, so it looks more aggressive. In fact, with macaques specifically,

it is more of an aggressive stance, so be careful about smiling. I made that mistake once, smiling at a macac, or just looking at a macaque. Oh, dude, because they'll you like the awkward look at first. And it kind of catches your eyes and you like look back. Yeah, because like they they side glance you kind of like what Lego does. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They go like when Lego you're trying to get a picture of Lego.

He'll look away. These make these macaques in Japan, they'll they'll take a glance at you. But if they catch you, they'll like quickly turn and then they'll like like puff up the scary. When puff up they'll escalate things. I was at the Monkey Mountain in Kyoto with you. You were challenging the alpha of the pack. I was. Because it pissed me off.

You wanted his women. Be honest. You were jealous of all the women. I was. Yeah. And basically I said hey a brother should share. So I tried to challenge him and he's much stronger than me because I forgot that he's smaller than me

but they're like 10 times stronger still. But basically I did kind of do the eye contact thing where I caught its look and we made eye contact and I just kind of froze up and I the eye contact thing where I caught its look and we made eye contact and I just kind of froze up and I held eye contact which you are not supposed to do and it just, it went, and it just opened its mouth and just like opened its mouth really wide. Did you look away?

Yeah, I looked away. I was like, oh! Did it continue its, did it start calling at you? It didn't start hooting at me but but it scared the fuck out of me. Maybe you need to go confront this monkey again. Honestly, this was... Because I agree, it's not fair that he gets all of those women. There's at least enough for you to have half and me to have half.

Exactly. You know? We should draw up a plan. Divide and conquer. Try to get some of these women to be honest it might take you know we might it might do some good if you were Logan Paul that's the only vision I could think because then it would create two South Carolina guys going over to Japan to have sex with Japanese macaques I think would definitely you know trump the other American that that oh yeah I mean the suicide forest Logan Paul thing would would dust in the wind compared to this so in terms of positive the things that could come from that that's the only one I could think of two

youtubers arrested in our in custody in Japan after having sex with multiple female monkeys. Logan Paul would be going, yes! Thank God! Thank you! Thank God my sociopathic tendencies are gonna be looked past once again. And meanwhile you and I are in a Japanese prison with some new kind of disease some kind of brand new sexually transmitted disease But what are we gonna kill the alpha? Huh? We have to kill the alpha, right? There's no other way around it or at least just What are we supposed to do

He's either in the picture as the alpha or he's gone There's not a reality where he's still around and we're the alphas. I was gonna say we could like Challenge him to a rock-off maybe And if he loses, you know at the end of every rock-off scene the loser gets lat pointed and laughed at that's true All the girls might point and laugh at him. And then the winner leaves with a bunch like arms filled with like a posse you know. I'd be all over my back I'd have them hanging off my arms. Exactly. Alright well the segment of the podcast where we talk about having sex with monkeys is now concluded and we're going to go to ads.

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Yeah, how you how you how you think and stuff? That's yeah, and the Sun is not actually like a ball of fire It's it's just light it's a pure energy and and it's like truest form and it wouldn't burn you if you touched it you could actually go inside it not even in the fourth dimension what are you talking about no the fourth dimension isn't real I expect I spent five minutes explaining that part I was just joking I was just uh but we got a are there any, let's just get back to the stuff. Are there any updates with the note? We read the last updates of the monkey stuff. We should we should call the uh Maybe right now I could call the Yemisi

Sheriff subordinate and just ask what the update is. Hey, so there's a monkey in my bathtub. I Locked him in the bathroom and I don't know what to do with him. Should I call him to ask for the latest update? Hey, just ask him. You could call the police department anytime. You know, it's a public service. I'll track it down and arrest you for harassment.

It's not harassment. You're just trying to be informed about Yeah, I mean, I actually just don't know. this whole monkey thing 8 4 3 watch this Welcome to our voicemail system. You have reached the mailbox of 100. Sorry, this mailbox is full and cannot accept... Wow, looks like the Yemisi Police Department is dropping the fucking ball.

Letting people just drop dead. No, we need an emergency. No wonder they haven't caught all those monkeys yet. They're just sitting there with their dicks in their hands. The police, not the monkey. No. Well, because they're all female. Exactly. But, you know,

it's a crazy time we're living in. Fucking monkeys running on the loose in our hometown. I said hometown meaning South Carolina. Yeah. It yeah be our home state who really defines what is a town the state you know exactly imaginary lines it's just it's just what the the bigger something is it loses its ability to be a town or something that you can call like a homestead you know what I'm changing the definition.

These lines are all imaginary. We're in Charleston, South Carolina still. This, I expanded the borders of it all the way out here. So everything's Charleston? No, no, no, no, no. It just, it- Like in a thin strip. Yes, exactly.

Charleston is like shaped like this. Like the width of a, like the width of a walking man. All the way from Charleston to California California and then once it hits specifically where our studio is it goes whoop and surrounds it imagine they're being like a world leader that is that just kind of like petty where they they do something like that so it's like oh no but that that's super real a lot of countries their borders are drawn up out of stuff like that. I don't remember what country, but in the Turkey, Armenia, Georgia region,

one of the borders literally just cuts off the other country from the ocean in the way where it's like they go around just the coast. And then, so the country is fully on the coast, but the other country just has a little sl little slight there just so they couldn't have the ocean it's crazy it's a it's petty but it's just imaginary lines well we look we in the United States we love we we absolutely love messing around with them imaginary lines love them dude I can't get enough of those imaginary lines

making imaginary lines and then putting ourselves to the north or south of that imaginary line. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And I, for one, am very happy that we're recording this podcast from Charleston, South Carolina. In a sense. I wouldn't say there's a lot of innocence in Charleston. In like, Matt world, yes, but not in, the like every man's. No, they'll accept it. The listeners. They eat up anything we say blindly.

You know that. I was gonna say something bad, then I remembered that we have to keep in mind that there are people who take it at face value. Yeah, there's people who take some of the jokes we say at face value, and you know, it's not necessarily their fault they're stupid. Maybe it's our fault for being so smart that we don't explain ourselves. We don't think that we have to explain ourselves.

Yeah, exactly. We're just too intelligent for our own good. You know, and the people that don't understand our jokes and think that, are they being serious right now? Are they MAGA? Are they dark, are they Darth MAGA? Darth MAGA? I'm Darth MAGA.

So epic, dude. You probably pitched that. It's like, if they have me on SNL, they're missing out. I had a good Darth Maga bit but... Donald can I come out and say I'm Darth Maga? No, let's not do that one Elon. Please? No, the race is won, we're good. Can you appoint my position in the government as Darth Maga? That was just all for the campaign. What?

F*** Elon! I'm the president of the United States! I'm the president of the United States! I'm the president of the United States! I'm the president of the United States! I'm the president of the United States! Can you can you appoint my position in the government is that was just Maga that was just all for the campaign what? Here's what I'll say that's my line I'm I can only call myself that I'm saying I can't wait for the

Inevitable fallout between those two it's gonna be public and it's going to be big. It's going to be a big bad breakup. It's going to be a very big bad breakup. It's going to be, there's going to be a lot of tea spilled and juicy drama. Elon Musk and the big bad breakup featuring Donald Trump. A working book title. That's pretty good man. Why don't we just write that like a kids book? And then like, so we have it pre-written, so inevitably when it does happen or one of them starts throwing shade at the other, we drop it and people buy it because it's viral. It's the, we just need to try to preemptively predict things.

Right. And then release books based on those, you know. Yeah, that's like, cause books make a lot of money, you know, people are begging to be authors these days. They're going, please make books, I just make books. I just want both about the internet fuck tick-tock I just want to stare at a page and read I want to get lost in my imagination there sometimes things like TMZ and

news stations a celebrity will die and Within an hour they have like a memorial up, and I'm always shocked at how did they make that so fast? They just pre-make a shit ton of them and boom. That's what I'm wondering. It's like I wonder if when they hit a certain age, Right. Like it's like, oh, once they turn 70, let's just make one of those, alphabetical order that shit,

so they can just go into the archives find the name I'm genuinely curious if anyone listening to the podcast works in that industry or whatever First off you're a parasite Well not well, what if they're just like working in the editing room? First off you work with and for parasites you enable parasites So you're a piece of shit. But you're making an honest living, so we can't blame you too much.

Not everyone can. You're part of the problem. Be podcasters like us. I will say to those that think they're working for the paparazzi, you know, the Nazis followed orders as well. And also think about this, Nazi, paparazzi, you notice something? TMZ.

All have Zs in them because Z's a cool letter. Cool letters, people obsessed with cool letters. Elon Musk. Z. Elon Musk rhymes with Tusk. Kevin Smith directed movie starring Jason Long, starring Tusk, Kevin Smith directed movie, starring Jason Long starring Tusk, Jason Long were not too long away from a dictatorship. I don't think I'm making these things up.

I don't think I'm making these connections up. No you're not, that makes so much sense. Fuck, dude. There's at least one person that's listening to this that all made actual in their brain that made those connections Oh my god I'm not the only one! Justin Long?

Yes! There's messages in our media! Yes! They're right! They're right! Now they're making fun of me! Someone that believes that there are direct messages in all of our media linking through actors' names They're making fun of me though it's a direct message to me to try to strengthen me and test me I must shoot them in the head with a gun yeah

sigh I won't play about that Listening to this part while he's aiming, you know at a you know drawing a picture of us He's throwing darts at you know Darts that's that he writes bullet on. Yeah, he writes the word bullet on the dart. He's not old enough to buy bullets Well to make it clear what he means by throwing the darts. Exactly. And he also got gun tattooed on his arm. Dart? Like poison dart frog? Which lives in the Amazon? Like the company Amazon which controls a lot of the media? Just saying. Just saying. Just saying. Something to think about. Sorry, I just got, you said just saying and it's a really good trailer monologue moment that Johnny Depp has in that gangster movie that he was in where he plays a bald gangster. Oh, I know, I watched, I started watching that on an airplane.

Just saying. It's like this big thing that's in the trailer Everyone's trying to have their own Like say my name your goddamn right moment. Well the newest Popeye trailer I saw has one of those it's yes, and that was fucking fantastic. I'm excited for I don't know like I know we keep bringing it up, I guess it's just because It's you I didn't press record. I Hate us. I hate that was so funny everything. I fucking hate us so much Should we turn the lights back on?

Yes, let's turn Hey guys, we totally didn't forget to press record on the cameras. We intentionally through to press record on the cameras. We intentionally, through wanting to be artistic in Avant Garde in our delivery of a podcast, decided an interesting visual medium for the video watchers. Yes. This probably doesn't make sense because we just, it's out of context to the people. I'm just making sure the audio listeners know we did not just realize that we weren't recording video.

For the second time today. For the second time today. And I don't want people to accuse us of that because it is, it was a stylistic choice the last 10, 15 minutes or so. The kind of stop motion. It was intentional. Yeah, and I think that's cool. We take chances, make mistakes and get messy.

Exactly, and what is life but a couple broken eggs? I think that's a saying, right? Yeah, it's a saying. What is life but a couple, yeah. Yeah. Anyways. You gotta break some eggs to make some sugar. Dude, you fucking, you have a line straight to my fucking

funny with these these sayings these uh like just but I like to say true things but okay these truths the way you butcher them true things true things true things or true things true things okay man I. Man, I love you. I love you too. Thanks, thank you. Press play, press play. I already did it, but just... What are you doing? Probably around here.

What the fuck are you doing? It's just like when we were taking what we were doing. When we were doing the avant-garde fun artistic stuff visually that people... They go, man, what sets... People are literally going back up. What the fuck are they talking about what what are you guys doing I'll

take your shit together mega brothers and first off with the funny brothers or super mega we are not the mega brothers not call us the mega brother this regard it disregards super completely from the name that also goes for super brothers it especially super brothers dude that sounds like some fucking let's play channel.

Some some some some YouTube red comedy superhero series with Melissa McCarthy or something. And definitely it's like it's like two gamer brothers that become superheroes, the super brothers. So anyway I don't want that to happen. I don't want anyone to call us super brothers or mega brothers or the funny mega or whatever Yeah, it's the funny brothers or super mega don't get it twisted Otherwise, I'm gonna get real fucking pissed off. You don't want to see Matt when he's pissed off You did you you're not gonna like me when I'm angry ladies and gentlemen, not one bit. Okay, talk about strength

Do you think anyone is? Annoyed by the funny brothers to go okay guys. Oh, it was funny once yeah, of course. It's not a bit It's it's it's a it's a moniker Who it it Lewinsky? Come on genius come on dude. What can I say? Lewinsky. She sucked off Bill Clinton. Clinton was the president of the United States. The United States is the same country that dropped a nuclear bomb in World War II.

Okay, I'm following. World War II. Swap I'm following. World War Two. Swap the letters around. 2WW. You know what that stands for? What? Second Wonder Woman. They're gonna make another Wonder Woman movie. They already did. With Pedro Pascal. Second Willy Wonka. They're gonna make a second Wonka with Timothee Chalamet. No, I, yeah, that's good. Walter White, Walt Whitman, Willy Wonka. I wish he didn't say Walter White in that thing.

He just hands it at Willy Wonka. Willy Wonka, he's like, you got me. Finds out he's been making chocolate. He's gonna find the fucking chocolate factory under the laundromat? He has to like come up with before, he has to make it seem like all these things, instead of him going out to bed, he's like, I'm going to the chocolate factory to work with the... Can I come? No. Well, I gave you a ride along. I mean, the least you can do is let me in on the chocolate factory. I've never seen, know you keep saying how you work with these Oompa Loompas.

I want to see these these these guys these funny little fellas. That's Jesse. He refers to him as an Oompa Loompas. I love the idea of under the laundromat there being a chocolate factory instead of a meth lab. Listen Hank, but he can't bring him because he's actually doing a meth lab but he can't but Hank gets excited. Hank thinks he's actually doing a meth lab, but Hank gets excited. Hank thinks he's doing chocolate. Yeah, Hank gets excited thinking that he's the modern day Willy Wonka. Hank, I don't want you falling into the chocolate river.

I would never, I would never do that. Hank can happen though, these things can happen. Walt, I promise I would never. Just please, please, I want to do Everlasting I want to everlasting cop stoppers are those real no You know I always go off his back that That movie always looked so delicious all the candy they were like when they go into the candy room for the first time And I'm not talking about not just candy room. I'm talking about Gene Wilder's big candy factory. I am I am Like you I am happy that the set designers went with delicious instead of disgusting.

Right. Set design for the candy. They couldn't decide which one to go with. I'm glad everything looked so good. It did. It fucking looked so good. I mean, there was one set designer that was going, what if we just made everything look like dog shit? Like, what if it's chocolate is poo-poo? They fired him.

He got fired. What if it said candy is open cans of tuna fish? He went on to make epic movie and scary movie. The Wayans? I love the Wayans dude. They're fucking fantastic. The Wayan brothers. Little man doesn't get much, speaking of Oompa Loompas, little man doesn't get much better than that. I'm trying to think of what life was like before I used Shopify but it's just so horrific that I don't even want to go there. You might know that my friend Ryan and I have a YouTube channel called SuperMega. Well, we also enjoy selling merch for this YouTube channel and we needed a merch website because we do it all ourselves and guess what?

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Fuck. Hey, you tell me. You want to answer? That's Sister Sam. Hey! Hey! I'm recording a podcast. I don't know why I did that voice.

Well, see, Ryan was doing an impression of me and for some reason I just did the same voice back to you. Exactly. That's what I was going for. Exactly. See? All right. Well, how did Ryan was able to predict that was you calling before

I even looked at the phone? Shut up. And it wasn't okay. And for the record, what did you text your sister? Hey, call call to keep it going going for the record it was Yeah 31 minutes ago not a few minutes ago Maybe maybe time runs different differently in Dallas, Texas where she is She's there for the National Horror Convention What she is She's having a blast. You're a bad brother, Matthew. Am I?

Am I? You know, she gets to, at her financial, you know, professional job, where she, you know, sits in her little office and does financial stuff, whatever, you know, she gets to tell these, like, 60 year old clients that she's helping do banking. She gets to go, you know, my little brother's a YouTuber. And they go, oh. A YouTube star. these like 60 year old clients that she's helping do banking. She goes, you know, my little brother's a YouTuber.

And they go, oh. A YouTube star. He's a, not just a YouTuber, but a YouTube star. And they go, oh, okay. When are they gonna, wait, have they, did I, I know we've probably talked about this before, but I can't remember if I've dreamed of, it's probably a dream.

Did they make an internet like symbol for the Hollywood Walk of Fame nope okay they have not well we have always said that I always thought they're going to yeah right sure like they have to put an internet like icon type thing it's not gonna be anytime soon because Hollywood does not like embracing the internet like. Like it's to gatekeep. Exactly. It's success. Mm-hmm.

And they're like, no, real celebrities are only movie stars and singers, sorry. They want celebrities to use as pawns. They don't want celebrities to have their own voice to go against them potentially. Yes, they don't want celebrities that have their own power. Right, they want celebrities that they can. They have star power, but only for their movies,

for like money, to fill the pockets of the investors and producers. At the end of the day, the record labels and the big production companies, and the agents and managers, they got everyone under their thumb. But you and I, we don't have an agent, we don't have a manager.

We're free, baby. So we can say whatever the eff we want, don't have to worry about it, except losing sponsors. Yeah. But yes, they probably will, on the Hollywood Star Walk, make a star icon for YouTubers. It won't be the YouTube play button. I was thinking it could be.

Did I say You Poob play button? I think you said YouTube. Okay, good. But You Poob is also a good... Do you think it'll be like like what what could it be? Because they have it for music from for movies and TV? Yes. Do they have a separate one for TV right? Um. Or no? I thought they did. Yes. I'm pretty sure they do. They have TV then they have like a microphone and then they have a microphone or is it like a disc? There's like a record the music one. Yeah, I thought it was a record

I thought it was a record. I think it's a record and it's a record movies It's a film reel a film like a film camera and a film reel sound like that I mean the other one is a the TV the tube television with the antennas, right? Yep so the icon for internet people would be a computer now it's www troll face troll face yeah fantastic as a universe oh they could put those on the walk of fame oh I think troll face is probably the most realistic one they're gonna do.

Okay. You think we would ever end up on there? I would like to. Here's the thing. Don't you just buy it yourself? Yeah, that's the thing about the Hollywood Walk of Fame. And for those who are like. No, they have to offer it to you first.

Yes, and then you have to pay. So for those who are not familiar with all the glitz and glamour of Hollywood, on Hollywood Boulevard the sidewalk has these big stars on it and it has different names of actors and singers, very famous ones. So it's basically like if you attain a certain level of fame and success you get your own star on that sidewalk. And there's so many, there's hundreds. So that's why we're saying they need to make an internet category. They

have some great names on there. Bill Cosby, that's one I always see. Melissa McCarthy, Matthew McConaughey. Melissa McCarthy, really? I have no clue. But the way it works is like- I'm just listing famous people. I used to think, why is Melissa McCarthy, really? I have no clue. But the way it works is like- I'm just listing famous people. I used to think, why is Melissa McCarthy the first famous person that came to your mind? She was on SNL and then worked her way up and was in many movies outside of that, starring alongside Johnny Depp and Jason Bateman at times.

I mean, she had a pretty successful run. She had sex with Channing Tatum. I'm thinking of Amy Schumer, in a movie. Not in real life. Are you thinking of Amy Schumer and John Cena? Yeah, who did I say you said Channing Tatum? You're thinking of the movie train wreck. Yep. I am and obviously I need to get my flashcards out and study my soul Hater LeBron James John Cena

and Amy Schumer I Remember my sister made me watch that with her and my mom many years ago. She made you? Did she like watch it, love it so much, and then sit y'all down to- Yep. And she said if I didn't watch it with her, she was going to post some unflattering photos of me. Why does she have unflattering photos of you? Are you sending unflattering photos of yourself to your sister? It was an accident. I meant to send it to somebody else. I didn't realize I hit her name. You said photos plural. Did you send like an album to her? Or did you make the same accident five separate times? No, it was five photos. But I did make the same mistake twice. But it was five photos of, don't keep this in Luke but basically I'm like

like this and I have my legs straight up and you could see my tight puckered little pink hole and I wasn't erect or anything I was flaccid it's hanging down to the side. So there's nothing sexual about the pictures? No no no no it obviously wasn't anything sexual but now that she has them she kind of can make me do whatever she wants because blackmail works. So Unfortunately, yeah, not a very good movie though. I will say blackmail. No Trainwreck, I didn't know that was a movie trainwreck. Okay Wasn't the best but also I don't think I'm the target demographic

My mom loved who would you say is the target demographic? People like my sister and my mom. Whores. Come on. I'm just playing mom and Sam. I'm just kidding. I really am. Why does Matt hate women so much? I don't hate women.

I love them. You know what I'm saying? It just doesn't stop. You can't help but grab a shovel. You just can't help it. The guys in holes be like Women! I-I- Unless you're zigzag.

Ooh nice. Or no, x-ray. X-ray gets the- Yeah, x-ray makes him dig the holes. No, x-ray- X-ray gets the smaller shovel with the tape on it. That's right. He won't let anyone else use that shovel.

Hey, that's x-ray shovel. Smaller shovel, smaller hole. That's actually just a piece of life advice for you. It's not just a quote from holes. Guys, remember that. A smaller shovel makes a smaller hole. I do want to apologize for my misogynistic jokes? I respect women I do not think my mom or my sister are whores

And I think I think calling a woman a whore is is Abhorrent well, I think it's it's more. I'd say it's more of a lesson where it's like you can't I'd say it's more of a lesson where it's like you can't hold women up to this unrealistic standard. You do have most women out there that are just like wonderful people. They're just people, just like everyone else. And then you have whores like your mom and your sister and that don't represent. Okay, so you are on the same page. So I can drop the act. Yeah, they're whores, absolutely. Just calling your own family whores. Calling my sister and my mother whores.

Calling your sister who calls you throughout the week. Hey man, I really miss you. I know. What's up whore? That's what, do you ever whisper sweet nothings to your sister? Whisper sweet nothings? Like, are you ever sweet to your sister over the phone? Okay, no, but whisper sweet nothings

is not the right term to use. Sorry. Do you ever, do you ever whisper some sweets to your sister over the phone? Oh, in real life. Do you ever, I love you, Sam, so much. I appreciate you as a human being. Yes. As my relative. I whisper sweet nothings with hot breath on our earlobes.

Tell her how good of a sister she is. God, but your aging is becoming more noticeable with ever since you hit 30 Sam. You tell her that right? And she's gonna go, well you're right around the corner so it's gonna happen to you. In fact, actually, it is happening in your late 20s. Hey, but I did just start back up on my skincare routine, my five-step skincare routine. So my skin's about to look pretty damn good. Doesn't change the dark circles or anything.

Is it the mashed potato face paint type thing? I don't wanna give away secrets, but yes, it is. This is a lot of butter. Is butter good for your skin? Butter is great for skin. Skin produces oil. Your skin doesn't have to produce oil anymore if you just put butter on. Basically I get just a stick and I'll get a hot plate and I warm it up and I put the

stick of butter on it so it's wet and then I just kind of But I don't want Luke don't keep that in because I don't want people to know the secret to such perfect skin It's rubbing red meat on your raw red meat on your face and butter it's what Jordan Peterson does So I could so see that means some shit. Chill Rogan is like Endorsing like have you heard about this they're called meat showers you just or meat baths Jamie look this up it's where you it's where you it's where you fill a tub fill it's surface area with meat and then you cover yourself in raw meat ground beef

whatever it doesn't yeah look see Jamie doesn't really matter just not some not chicken it's gotta be red meat and you cover yourself in this red meat and apparently it does certain things to the chromosomes and and and the in the enzymes in your in your in your in your blood brains and Then he just starts going off on his pseudoscience and he goes and he goes I mean I mean look at this guy He he's in a meat bath. Look at that at that that's crazy but he's got good blood brain right there that's what I call it Jamie blood brain look at his skin wow see those big blue bulging veins see all that sweat and all the grease

left from the meat Jamie oh that's beautiful I need skin like that Jamie I gotta try this I gotta try this, I gotta try this. You know what I love, dude? That there is a true centrist in the podcast sphere and his name is Joe Rogan, and I love it. I love it, every bit of it. Something that's crazy to me is this isn't a super mecha bit.

There was a real moment where Joe Rogan was at his house, maybe laying in bed or sitting in a chair in his living room and he watched my creator clash fight and it upset him and it made him sad. So they thought Nathan Barnett was your real father and was just beating the piss out of me. And he went, God man. Joe Rogan has laid his eyes on you and has felt emotion while watching you. He felt something, like it was more than just like a passing chuckle. And he sees a bunch of videos, he passes.

Exactly, he felt something. He felt something deep within him. It made him sad. Like he was genuinely so bothered by the video of me getting beat up and I appreciate Joe for that knowing that Joe Rogan in a real-life moment was emotionally affected very empathetic by my pain Like that's incredible, you know

Enough that he has to bring it up on his show. I have been mentioned on the same show that Donald Trump has guessed it on. Think about that. Donald Trump also guessed it on, what's it called, the Flagerin podcast? Yeah, and Call Her Daddy. He went on that one too. If only, I think that was Kamala. Did she go and call her daddy? I think that was Kamala. Did she gone call her daddy? I think that was, I don't know. She went on some podcast.

I don't keep up with like, whenever like, I notice that they do something, but like I'm not gonna sit there and watch a podcast with a presidential candidate on it because it's just like. It's not fun, it's just fluff. It's always fluff. It's a paid thing to try to get votes or eyes on you. So the whole thing is not gonna be a fun podcast,

casual conversation. Someone didn't watch the JD Vance episode of the Joe Rogan experience. I did watch the JD Vance episode of RuPaul's Drag Race. JD Vance needs to get GD pantsed. You know? I don't know. That'd be cool if during the inauguration, you know, he does get pantsed because his belt was too loose. He forgot his belt that day and he's freaking out but he's like, alright, I mean nothing's gonna happen and he gets pantsed

Baron pantses him as a prank and Everyone sees his what's in his JD pants? Okay, GD pants is funny GD stands for goddamn. Yes, by the way guys just so you know to you uh Simpletons. Yes simple-minded folk out there you know What was I? The reason where you were gonna go off on some tan I was I was you have a subject in mind But I'm we're excited to talk about and another tangent arose and we went down that which arose to another tangent

Do you do this on the podcast where we go down a whole tree of tangents? But you were like, but there was one tangent way back down the line that I wanted to go on So now I'm having to like trace my steps But you were like, ah, but there was one tangent way back down the line that I wanted to go on. So now I'm having to like trace my steps back to try to find that tangent. Oh. Any luck? Yeah, this week, when this podcast comes out,

it should already have happened. What? But this week there is a congressional hearing about UFOs. Oh. With a testimony from whistleblowers. Where you tell me, you know, this is the one area in our government where the left and the right truly come together and work together to find out the truth. It is really interesting though because the UAP, they're not called UFOs anymore. It's called unidentified anomalous phenomena. You know why they're not called UFOs? To remove the stigma. But

it's always gonna have that stigma. You're not- it's becoming less stigmatized though. But you're never gonna get away from aliens and UFOs. Like you're never like it's it's such just like a it's almost like it was this And maybe in some ways if I research the history of it But aliens are almost like this Propagandic thing where it's like I think everyone when you think of alien things of the gray alien you think of UFO you think Yeah saucer when they're you know sure You can be like yeah, that's because that's mostly represented

Sure, you can be like, yeah, that's because that's mostly represented. Whatever. But it's like, there are a bunch of different designs of aliens out there, and a bunch of different designs of like ships, through like a bunch of like science fiction books, or TV, or movies. The Pleiadians? But there's just something so classic and beautiful about those grays and the flying saucer. We need to get our gray alien tattoos. I want to get our gray alien movie going.

That would be cool. We should go UFO hunting again maybe for a vlog at some point. Love to. Not anytime soon but whenever, when's alien season? You know the hurricane season, you know there's forest fire season? Alien season I think peaks around March. March. But we should also rent a pair of those like expensive high-grade military night vision goggles.

Because... To blind ourselves by turning on a light and then never being able to see again? Well we're gonna be outside. You know? Okay. And we'll look up and see UFOs. Maybe we'll go to Roswell. You're trying to flashlight. Whoa! Yeah, that would honestly suck balls.

But yeah, there's a congressional hearing on UFOs. And what are they going to do? It seems to me, okay, maybe you can, from my perspective, it seems like it always comes down to, we will get them to release these files. We're going to, we agree. Then a lot of time passes, nothing happens, and then another meeting gets held. We will release these files because this stuff exists. He testified in front of Congress the Democrats agree we agree the Republicans agree we agree next hearing we will like it now like a so what I've gathered from the past ones is they do drop some like very very very

like mind-boggling things or pieces of like testimony why Why don't people care? No, it actually is crazy to me that the Pentagon, like the government, has acknowledged that UFOs are a real thing. They have released video of them and they've said we don't know what these are. They're not from any foreign country and their technology is more advanced than anything we've ever seen. And I'm surprised that that was just not a bigger thing in the news. It's literally like, yeah, UFOs are real. And you're like, no one cared.

Nope. But it's because, I think we've said this before, there's no, it would be awesome if there were pictures of a saucer that the government released, or there were pictures of alien corpses that they released which I feel like they have they've released they have released saucer pictures and they have released videos of the war I mean not like like up close yeah I mean like like pictures where the saucers propped up in some warehouse where some photographer got the just for records

sake I don't know. And also they testified that there is a crash retrieval program like a secret crash that's been going on for decades. Roswell, New Mexico. The November 14th hearing is expected to feature testimonies from experts and officials to provide insights into the government's approach to UAP and discuss potential policy responses. It's probably going to be a lot of the whistleblowers will get asked questions and they'll go, I can answer that in a private hearing.

And then they go host the private hearing that we can't. Yeah, and we don't know anything. But I'm very excited to see if there's any cool revelations. In the last one, they talked about there being an incident with a gigantic red cube that was just outside of a military base just kind of floating. In Fortnite, a lot of people were having problems with a giant purple cube named Kevin.

It was named Kevin? Kevin the Cube. Really? Cube with a giant purple cube named Kevin mm-hmm. It was named Kevin mm-hmm Kevin the cube really Cube with a K. I Don't know or Kevin with a C. The thing is I can't remember if it was actually like Name was Kevin in the thing or if like the fans Just went his name is Kevin. Do you see they're adding Tiny Box Tim? No way. A lot of people just went, oh my god, that's a fucking blast from the past. Love Tiny Box Tim. I think we should get like a Tiny Box Tim figure or plushie and put it on the set.

Did you see him crash out on Kaisenat's mafia-thon recently? I did. He was tweaking. He was saying some stuff about working with Mark. Yeah. Which, I'm like, he, dude, Tiny Box Tim is about to get sued. I know. But he was tweaking on what I'm assuming is meth or Molly or something. Yeah, you could tell Kai wanted him out of there.

Yeah, it was awkward. Kai's just kinda sitting there looking at him. It's like it was a fun idea to bring a once beloved kind of like inside joke within the Markiplier community not a lot of people talk about Any box Tim anymore, and then he brings them on because he also had the good luck Charlie PB He's ease into like classic nostalgia He brings in tiny box Tim and he just fucking you just tell he wanted him to leave after a certain point as in Kai I wanted tiny box Tim, but yeah well being around someone tweaking. It's like

No one wants to be around a tweaker. You know it's it makes you feel uneasy I will say Kai snack a coyote Peterson on the really on this tree. Yeah, he's getting everyone dude. He's He's an entertainer. I would say he he's a good entertainer He uses the money that he gets from streaming, and he's not just fucking Sitting in his room all day watching clips of whatever he like set stuff up and like I'm even talking about like his his blood-borne or secaro where like he'll he'll make a tiny set he'll get in costume. He plans and thinks things out. The first thing that really got me to kind of like notice and appreciate that he actually puts effort into. He's a showman. I love it. It's really cool. He had his whole room rebuilt.

Yep. He rebuilt his entire room so people didn't know it was a set and blew up like a bajillion fireworks That was mr. Beast really yeah, I didn't know mr. Beast Well Kaisen at love made him he's an entertainer and That's what I appreciate appreciate about like his content He puts he puts effort into it. He 100% does not like aiden ross or X you see where they just fucking sit there There are millions and millions of dollars and what do they do all day? They like sit down on like online gambling or you know some stupid shit like that or they'll go into chat rooms and just kind of like instigate hate between

Groups of people because that's what gets clicks and likes and views and all that stupid bullshit. Or Aiden Ross tries playing hooked on phonics and doesn't get very far. I'll say like I don't I haven't done too much research I know that Kai seems close with the larger streamers out of I don't really know much. I don't either. Whatever all all we're saying is that it's cool to see a multi-millionaire streamer actually use the wealth that they get towards the content they're producing.

Yes, because streamers. And there's respect on that front. Streamers make so much money. And they do nothing. And they don't do anything with it. They just sit there and react to videos. Like, you know, all the big boys. All the big streamers, they really are just react channels.

Like every streamers, which is fine, I guess. You're just hanging out. Like streaming has become instead of like, well, I guess it never was watching someone play, it was always the community aspect. It was always kind of like hanging out. So I guess the more it feels like hanging out, the more people are incentivized to show up

and just chill and stick around and just kind of have it on in the background. Whatever. The thing is, I don't really know that much about Kaisenet, incentivize to show up and just chill and stick around and just kind of have it on in the background. Yeah. The thing is like I'm not, I don't really know that much about Kaisenet so it's like I don't want to really speak on him and then afterwards find out like oh okay he sucks and I gave him praise or whatever. So I don't have any opinion. Miranda Cosgrove was on the Mothra Fawn stream.

So I do, I just think he's an entertainer, same with with speed I don't really know that much about speed but I've seen clips that I did not like of him see I still find entertaining clips I still find speed annoying I do I think that he is he is definitely more of an entertainer than the other multi-millionaire streamers. I think he's funny at least. I personally, while I can appreciate it in theory, I don't personally appreciate the content. Yeah, I feel that. I have seen clips, some speed clips that have made me get quite a chuckle.

But other than that, I randomly tuned into one of his streams once. He was walking around Thailand with a big group of security guards. Was he barking at people? No. People were barking at him actually. Oh wow. He was walking around, he went into a club, and then I realized dude he's like 19. Yeah. Kai's young too dude.

Is Kai younger than me? Yes. Kai's in his early 20s I think. What? Yeah. How old is XQC? And Kai isn't like... I don't think Kai like came from like something, you know I think Kai is an example of... I think Kai is one of like the example of Truly like starting from the bottom and like now he's here Dude, KaiSinAt is 22, was born December 2001.

What the fuck? Dude! These guys, like I thought Kaisenat was maybe in his 30s. What? Yeah. What gave you that? Does he look like a 30 year old? Not that he necessarily looks like a 30 year old.

I guess he could have like Kevin Hart, you know, Kevin Hart looked like a 20 something year old into his 30s for a while. He looks like someone that is older than me, but ages. I don't know, whenever I see a big streamer, I always assume they're older than me. Do you ever do that? Like it just kind of has this weird feeling like, oh yeah, they're older than me.

Well all the- Now they're all younger than me. Well kind of like a lot of the big streamers that are kind of known, I guess you can think of like the Hassan the Valkyries the Pokeys the the XQC's all of those they are older now they are like in their third year like getting you know in their 30s or whatever yeah they are like they're older but then you have the new up and coming yeah you have the new up and coming of like Jason the ween I've heard of him

Ronaldo I don't know who that is I just see the name Nelson the goat Lacey who was a part of the FaZe Clan. Eric Barbershop. Is that a real person? And Splunk. You can just come up with names. Yeah, true. None of those were real that I said. Okay, XQC's 29.

So he's older than me. Yeah. Thank God. But here's all the other people's age, ages. Speed is? Like in his early 20s? No, he's 19? He was born in 2005.

Jesus. Bro, he's 19. He's been making content since he was like a young kid. Ooh, 5'9". Yikes. Was not expecting that one. Short king? Yeah, I guess he is a short king

How old's Aiden Ross? 24 24 mm-hmm I Mean just with how wise he was I thought he was much older it just sucks with like The biggest thing with Aiden is just like the whole like his brain his brain yes, but it's it's I mean That I think that you know is kind of like the source of all the problems. But it's just like, he has all this wealth and he has all this influence and he has all, all this stuff that like people could only dream of. And he only like, he only finds fun in like sowing discourse in communities. So I find, I just, I also think he's an asshole. I have zero respect for Aiden Ross.

I would beat his goofy ass in a fight. Trust me. No, he'd probably kick my ass, but I- You could land maybe a punch. Yeah, I could land a punch. But I despise Aiden Ross with such a such a burning passion and if there's any Ross heads in in the he's kind of in the same realm of like Jack do whatever the fuck. Yes and Logan Paul

Mm-hmm and dude Jake to some degree, but I I find I find Logan worse and maybe that's just because like You and I have were like have been around like four Logan's come up. We watched the whole thing and shit honestly, man, I um Aiden Ross gets me like I don't understand how people watch him because he also does this thing where constantly goes And like you can even swallow his snot it's disgusting dude it's so fucking gross doing so much coke I guess maybe honestly he's got a little of the the drip you might he might have the drip

in the back of his throat or he's just gross and doesn't have any like manners to not do that in front of other people it's's a big ick for me when people go. Cause you can just picture them. Yeah, you know what's going on in their system. They're moving the mucus and then swallowing it? Ugh. Guys, I'm gonna give you a piece of advice. This is for the fellas.

Fellas! Fellas! Ladies don't like that. I mean, Luke does it all the time. It's disgusting. Well that's what he thinks the hawk to a spin on that thing so like he's really he's really dramatically increased the volume of the hawk part. Yeah and he he has a pollen allergy so he ordered pollen on the internet somehow and rubs it on his nose so he gets really congested so he can really

snort a lot of mucus. It's gross. But uh you know what else is gross? Advertising for a Patreon that that that helps us produce this show and content and and create behind the scenes content around our the super megaverse. Yep and if you see the names on screen right now you're gonna go nuts because all of these, all of these beautiful people on screen right now, these are all people who do the snort thing. We did a survey and these are the names. So you see there's two windows of them. The people at the top with the emojis,

those people, they snort much harder than the ones in green. But if you wanna put your name on this list, you can go to patreon.com slash supermega and sign up for the producer or executive producer tier, and you also get stickers every month. Or you can just, if you don't wanna do that, we have just $5 tier that gives you all the content.

Yeah, and by that we mean the extra, after this we record a smaller, like 15 whatever minute to 30 minute supermini show. It's a smaller, like 15, whatever, to 30 minute super mini show. It's a smaller version of the podcast. We do Uncle Sleepover, which is us commentating over movies that we watch where you guys can watch along with us as we commentate over them.

We have a new show. We have a new show, Behind the Giggles, where we talk about past sketches and stuff that we've worked on. There's also just a general behind the scenes. There's a lot of content on our Patreon. A lot of content backlogged. Ask Supermega, which a new episode is coming out soon.

It's in the works. I really liked that episode. I thought it was fun, yeah. It's a fun show where you guys ask questions and we answer them. And I like the fact that everyone that stayed to the very end liked this video. And subscribed and sent it to two of their cousins

And commented and went oh my goodness. I love watching the podcast on YouTube Gwillikers Okay, I was gonna end I would end it with something like zoinks or whatever Gwillikers perfect perfect You can do zoinks if you want. No no no no Gwillikers And you're not allowed to look up how to spell it either. Anyway, we love you guys. What a fantastic episode 37. We got some avant-garde...

...artistic- ...artistic-ness? Oh my god. I don't know why that... I messed that up. We'll see y'all on Patreon. What's up Patreon home dogs? Put her there.

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