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It's another beautiful day, which means another beautiful episode of SuperMegaShow. Welcome guys. Uh, I let it go last episode just cause, you know, trying something new, but I feel like I gotta- what's with the ski mask? What's with the- well well I just, I mean, you don't have to call it out, I'm just trying something. You wore a ski mask last episode, now you're wearing one again. This last episode, I'm like, okay,

this is the ski mask episode, you're doing it a second time in a row, is this like your new thing? Yeah, and it's like, sorry, you kinda caught me off guard there, dude, cause it's like you're you're wearing a hat you wore a hat last episode You're wearing shoes, you know you were I don't think that's so out of the ordinary. You know like out for it, you know Again, I don't think it's so much out of the ordinary for shoes and hat. I can walk into a bank with shoes and a hat

I'm not sure you can walk into a bank with a ski mask on Absolutely, you're gonna get a very different reaction if you ring someone's doorbell and you're wearing a ski you can walk into a bank with a ski mask on. Absolutely. You're gonna get a very different reaction if you ring someone's doorbell and you're wearing a ski mask versus when you're not wearing a ski mask. No, no, I could walk in and deposit my check wearing this if I wanted to. And there'd be no problem at all. And I could ring a family of four's doorbell wearing this

and they'd see me on the ring camera and they would open the door. Here's footage of both of those things. A meth dude. It's like, well. Just getting you arrested. Yeah. How was your, cause we recorded a podcast yesterday.

Not much has changed between yesterday and today, but maybe you had a little adventure during the night that I was not privy to. I know you edited But other than that Yeah, I pretty much just edited and then went to bed That's the life of a 29 year old YouTube star Just just clawing for fame just just desperate for the heyday again. The heyday? Wait, what does heyday mean?

Did I get it wrong? I know, yeah, the times in which we're most prosperous for you. We're most likely to go, hey! Yeah. Woohoo! You know, I think a golden era is upon us. Really? Mm-hmm. These new terrors. Like a golden era is upon us. Really? Mm-hmm. These new terrors.

Like a golden play button era? Mm-hmm, golden play button era. What is a golden play button? Million subs. Is it a million? Yeah, we have one. Ha ha ha ha! Guys, someone should tell YouTube.

Guess what? You know, a lot of YouTube channels, you know, have achievements they can flaunt a lot of YouTube channels, you know, have they have achievements they can flaunt. Not many YouTube channels can say they have a golden play button and not a million subs. And we could potentially get a second play button when we reach it again. And then we can just game the system. We can keep doing the same thing. We get up like five, ten, so you stack them up that's about ten million subscribers technically.

And you can melt them down, because they're made out of gold. Sell it on eBay. I melted down all of my YouTube trophies, and you can have it for $500. Well actually. I put them in a bucket. You can, they solidified though. Buy another one.

People sell them. You can buy another, like we have the option just right now if we wanted to Because they give you a special code, but then it's like if you want to buy another like a replacement Yeah, it's like it's like 500 bucks And now with the tariffs I'm assuming that the value of the golden YouTube play button is about the fucking 104 percent on China this morn. Well in the noon.

84% retaliatory from China this noon. Yes sir. Yes sir. So I don't think the price of much is going to go up. I'm confident. He knows what he's doing. My favorite thing to see with like the cope of this right now is I see some people going oh what I'm sure we're gonna miss our cheap Chinese toothbrushes

and kazoos and like of course like I will well I'm definitely gonna miss the kazoos yeah but like you know the first like reaction is like you know like the the naked gun face slap you know when a whole room goes because you know, like the the naked gun face slap, you know when a whole room goes tch tch tch because you know, there's a lot of things China provides like small parts to Big machines. Is that a race joke dude? Are you what was that? What? China and small parts? Shut the fuck up. Goddamn it, dude. No, but they do they do supply a lot of small parts.

Okay. They do, they do. Yeah. No, but they do, they supply everything. Like, these chairs? Probably made in China. These pants? Probably made in China.

This ski mask? Probably made in China. Weren't these made in Sweden? Are these Ikea chairs? I think so, are they not? No, they're not, I think we got it. I think we looked up Ikea adjacent chairs. I just assume most things are Ikea for some reason.

When I go to anyone's place in California, I'm just like, Ikea? I don't know if. It's a great place, a one stop shop for. Everything. Everything. Meatballs. Bunk beds.

And bunk beds, meatballs and bunk beds meatballs and bunk beds it's like why did they call the store you know they have Bed Bath Beyond why don't they just do meatballs and bunk beds meatballs and bunk beds like fuck fuck fuck them for coming up with IKEA what does that even mean? We could become a competitor called meatballs and bunk beds and our meatballs is marinara sauce meatballs oh shit not that sweet shit weird shit with the lingonberries. Leaves your mouth feeling all chalky afterwards. Like is this what the Swedes eat?

And we can fill our meatballs with like American shit. Like Doritos. Put Doritos in the meatballs? Yeah, nacho cheese Doritos. How about like for different ones? Like with all American shit, so like one has like M&M's one has Doritos And you know you don't know which one you're gonna get one has mac and cheese

So it's always a surprise always a surprise that you get a marinara meatball And you crunch into it And we have little meatball gotcha machines in the entrance in case like you don't want to wait in line for a big meatball We have tiny meatballs in little plastic. You know they're more They have preservatives and shit in them so they're not right as juicy as getting a meatball fresh from from meatballs and bunk beds but we haven't even gotten into the bunk beds portion of this

business venture. No we haven't. I'm thinking most of I think are like we should definitely have some bunk beds with slides. Bunk beds with slides 100% and also I think I think the slide should also be going from the first, the bottom bunk, because you go to a sleepover and there's a bunk bed. You wanna call top bunk, your asshole friend calls it first. You have to sleep on the bottom bunk. So if I went to a sleepover and he called top bunk

and there's a slide, not only am I not getting Top Bunk, I'm not getting the slide. So I think there should be two slides. So albeit it's a two foot slide, like at least Bottom Bunk gets something. Does that make sense? Maybe we could give the Bottom Bunk like a massager or something.

Since it's closer to the ground, it's easy to wire in, I guess, maybe. So like the person on the Bottom Bunk gets a nice little massage or something since it's closer to the ground it's easy to wire in I guess maybe So like the person on the bottom bunk gets a nice little massage or something or the bottom bunks a waterbed Oh, I like that. Do you want the top bunk with the ceiling fan? That's gonna hit you in the morning Or do you want do you want to bounce around on a waterbed all night having a good old time? God damn, dude I've I have sat up in a fucking I have sat up in a fan, just, oh, oh, and they'll pull their hand away,

or they'll keep their, yeah, I can do this. Like when you're a kid, it's almost like, like when you're in elementary school, it's like, yeah, I can handle it. I can handle this pain. It's like a modern Icarus type story. Sure. It seems a bit hyperbolic, but I'm saying, you know

It's like you're a little fun, you know, you're scared you're flying close to the Sun. You can lose a finger doing that I stand by it's a little bit hyperbolic, but I get where you're going with it. It's hyperbolic It's it's it's metaphoric and it's it's actually it's a simile I don't actually I Icarus was a beautiful olive boy that wanted the love of his father and instead Got launched into the ocean because his glue melted when he was flying with his little wings And then they tried to the glue company tried to spin it and be like, oh he flew too high It's like no, it's just shitty glue and we can't even get into big Minotaur. No, absolutely not. Let's go back to the bunk beds Why don't Minotaur themed bunk beds?

Dude, I see it with the four legs Mm-hmm and like one person could sleep on like the back of the Minotaur themed bunk beds. Dude, I see it. With the four legs? Mm-hmm. And like one person could sleep on like the back of the Minotaur and the other one I guess is just underneath it and like maybe the udders can hang down so you can like kind of slap them around. You can pull them and you can fill them with Sprite or water so you can have a night.

Or milk. Or milk so you can have a nighttime beverage. Just be fucking like tugging on the udders when you're thirsty just, oh. Beautiful. That's genius and of course there has to be the head and beverage, just be fucking tugging on the udders when you're thirsty, just, oh, oh. Beautiful, that's genius. And of course there has to be the head of the Minotaur, coming off the bunk bed.

It's disappointing to me that bunk beds are associated strictly with children because I feel like bunk beds are something that if adults gave a shot, they would really like a lot more, and I think that's something the world needs today. And you could have more of your adult friends over. Yeah. And you could like, you know, a lot of people have problems when they get into their mid-20s to in their 30s keeping kind of mature relationships around, so that seems like the perfect way to do it.

Well, when you're married, married you know as you and I are not to each other but it's like our wives don't want a fucking you know okay I'll talk to the audience go get some water you know guys when you're um when you're 29 and 30 like like me and McGee you know the the old missus you know she wants us in bed by a certain time. You know, it's like, you can't stay up until 4 a.m. watching YouTube videos of car crashes and sipping a beer anymore with the bros.

You know, you have to brush your teeth and be in bed by 9.30. I feel like part of that societal pressure is because, you know, like where is this other adult guest going to sleep? Unless you're rich and have a guest. You tell him, white boy. So, just trying to give you some support.

That really actually hyped me up. So, if bunk beds were more normal among adults, maybe adult sleepovers would be more common. And I'm not talking about the sexual type. I'm talking about like just the growth. Good old fun. Yeah, you know? You're watching a movie

One maybe both of you were up at the top bunk together Who and then you moved to go to bed at night where you don't wife walks in like? Bunk together with the lights off what what the hell are you doing hiding under the covers? We're watching a movie get out It's like all she sees is like the covers over two masses and a flashlight and the flashlight cuts off. What are you doing? NOT THE FU- HAHAHAHA

They're scared from telling ghost stories so their first reaction is to scream and... But from the wife's perspective... It looks... You know? Looks pretty raunchy. I think you and I might have just written a great scene for a... Adam Sandler's next big hit? Yes. I could see it Jack and Jill to where they go down the hill this time. I

Haven't seen Jack and Jill neither of I it's about Adam Sandler if he were a twin had a twin What if Adam Sandler was an obnoxious woman? I did also know that on Al Pacino is in it. He is? Right, with his dunkachino. Adam Sandler can just pull people. That's the beautiful thing about The Sandman. It doesn't matter how shitty the movie's gonna be,

it's gonna make money, and he's like, hey, Al Pacino, you wanna be in this? And he's like, okay. Okay, how much? Is that what he sounds like? Something like that, he's Italian. You're closer to him than I am. I'm trying to break that barrier down

where the two of you can form a relationship. It takes time though. He invited you to the annual Al Pacino backyard barbecue and wet t-shirt contest. Mm-hmm. I didn't even get a subsidiary invite from you. Well, I didn't get a plus one. And I feel like typically there's like, I don't know, it's Al Pacino.

He's not just not gonna give you a plus one. He's very weird about who comes to his house. He's a celebrity. Okay. He's also Italian and you know how they are. So, but it's just wild to me that like, the freedom Adam Sandler has, you know, where it's like, I can write the worst movie on earth

and I can ask, like any of the- He doesn't even have to write it. Yeah. He just has to show up. I know. And his basketball shorts and oversized shirt. I mean, he has, it's the dream kind of. Yeah, he plays basketball down with some people

that our buddy Ben knows. Okay. Ben's seen him on the court before. He's a good B-ball player. He just goes and plays B-ball out in public. And apparently he's good. Every now and then he'll be in a movie that does take people by surprise.

I mean, he has a lot of classics, but I'm talking more recent, like older Sandler. I feel, you know, like there's- Uncut Gems. Uncut Gems is a classic. Fantastic. What's the one with Philip Seymour Hoffman, Punch Drunk Love? Oh, I haven't seen that.

Wait, really? The Wes Anderson movie? What? Or Paul Thomas Anderson? I think- One of the Andersons. It's Paul Thomas Anderson, definitely not Wes. No, I have not seen that. I've heard it's incredible.

We need to see that. Have you seen it? Yeah. And it's good? Mm-hmm. I think you'd enjoy it. I didn't know Philip Seymour Hoffman was in it. Spoiler, sorry.

Fuck. I know you usually don't like to be spoiled about what actors are in what movies. You like to be surprised so when they pop on screen, you can exclaim their name and then look over to the person next to you, point at the screen and tell them what movie they've you recognize them from and then I'm gonna be honest it's something I do occasionally I do it all the time I do it non-stop you know that and then it's like that's

that's Benny from Breaking Bad there's no Benny for you know it's just an example in the universe where there was a Benny in Breaking Bad that went on the star and like a hit movie another universe where Walt juniors named Benny Yeah, sure Benny jr. And he has a Benny Hill chase scene in every episode Dude, how did they not have at least one Benny Hill chase scene? They have a hole for it. I mean they kind of could have done a Benny Hill sequence with him Rolling the barrel. Yeah in the last season Legitimately like think about the Walter Whitehouse. They have the barrel in the last season. Legitimately.

Like, think about the Walter White House. They have the hall for the Benny Hill chase sequence because it has the doors on both sides. Oh, they could have also done one when he's chasing Skyler around the house in the last season. Yeah. And Ozzy Mandeus? We're a family!

His snot's coming out of his nose and he's dribbling on himself. Walt Junior's crawling on the floor. Not because of anything, but because of what happens in this. Well, I think he's spooning his mom at that point. I think he is actually. He's breathing real hard.

And Walt's like, huh, huh, huh. Then he goes, huh, huh. And then he grabs the baby he does the fast walk from the Malcolm in the Middle episode when he gets that helmet on and get the onesie on grabs the baby and books it he doesn't even get in the truck he just goes right by the truck it just Skyler comes out the doorway in one of the suits too.

Wow! Could you imagine how disappointing if they fucking did that if like I'd be sitting there and I just be going oh damn they jumped the shark. I watched that live on TV as I think you did too. Wow that I don't like this show but I'm not a fan of what they... I don't know maybe I'd respect... no. I'm never... Would you respect how goofy it was if they fucking did that shit? You like, oh wow a how reference I don't know dude. I was such a kind of out of out of tone, but I was such a dedicated breaking bad Stan That I they probably could have done anything and I would have thought it was good realistically like if

No, dude like and as he's running like in Skylar's getting closer And then I mean he realizes he didn't grab the baby he grabbed just like like a pillow out of the thing Yeah, and he has to like run back. Yeah. No, um, I don't know if I would Have been able to respect that actually. I think I would have actually been a little put off considering like the lead up to that is like the best scene in the show. I think that, I mean, I know it's everyone's favorite. It's such a good, I mean, it's a high, it's the highest rated for a reason.

It's the highest rated episode of any television show. For a reason. And that scene specifically is the climax of it. No other show, and like there have been shows that have like anxiety inducing moments, but this was like a, this was a storm brewing for a while in the show and it just, like Since episode one. Yeah, seeing it all just, you know, seeing it all happen. Like that. I don't know, it's a fucking what, decade old show at this point?

Yeah, like basically, oh, there they go talking about Breaking Bad again. Yes, basically though, like that scene, like I remember watching it live and just like, I had like goosebumps, I was like, holy fucking shit. We could probably go back and neither of us probably blinked for like five minutes just watching it just like,

I just remember like my heart was pounding and you know sometimes when you're watching something really well done when it comes to portraying anxiety or making you feel the anxiety that's going on, kind of like uncut gems, when they have like people talking over each other and he's just trying to get shit done. I just feel like Breaking Bad was,

even though maybe looking back, I'm sure if I watched it all, there would be some goofiness that doesn't translate well from back then. It was a little bit. It was like a show that just, the sound design when it came to those anxiety heart pumping moments was so good.

Yeah, they just the sound design for the show. That's all score. What's the guy's name? Cinematography. It was just such a good show. Dave. Oh fuck. I forgot his name, dude. The Barbarian? Yeah, he made he made all the music banging on on with sticks and stones. Barbarian. Barbarian. Dude, that was a short lived show. Why does everyone know that? Like like, you know, Brandy and Mr. Whiskers too though, right? I don't.

About the rabbit and the dog that are on a plane and then they crash land in the jungle and then they have to make a tree house and live with the forest animals even though they were meant to just be pets. Sounds fun. The dog is like a prissy rich girl archetype and then the rabbit is like a I'm a sleazeball

but not like a pervert cuz it's Disney just kind of like messy like he doesn't make his bed and shit. Camp Lazlo? With the monkey? I never watched that. I watched it like- same voice as Spongebob. Isn't- wait Tom Kenny did Lazlo? Mm-hmm. He voices a main character I don't know if he voices Lazlo himself but dude the way they ended Camp Lazlo was actually like insane I don't know if he voices Laszlo himself, but dude, the way they ended Camp Laszlo was actually insane. I don't remember what it was, but they did some kind of twist that was kind of fucked up. You just have a memory of being off-put?

I just have a memory of just being like, what the fuck? There are some kids, I don't know, I'm trying to think of an example I can't because like a lot of the shows that existed when I was a kid are still around today they're like still in circulation like Fairly Oddparents I think is still alive and kicking somehow. Whoa, really? Yeah. Okay so it's a different child now it's not Timmy Turner's gone But it's still Cosmo and Wanda. And Baby Poop. DEI moved on in there and fucking... Replaced Timmy.

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Hahaha! Uh... Uh... Hahaha! Come on, yes and Matt! Thank you for laughing it off. Thank you. Yeah, but I wanted to circle back around because when you were talking about Breaking Bad.

You know how much I love circles. I know you love circles. I love driving in them. I love swimming in them. Like around in circles, not within a circle. Well, you also do swim within a circle. You remember that sinkhole that you dove into and swim around and then you couldn't get out

and we had to call the fire department and they didn't have a thing long enough to go down there. I didn't know this was the roast of Ryan McKee. Okay, anyway, when it comes to like what you, the bit you did about Walter White suddenly breaking from the- Just doing Hal. From the tone and just throwing the whole universe

of the show completely out. The Safdie brothers, the ones who did Uncut Gems, they made a show with Nathan Fielder and Emma Stone, it's one of my favorites, it's called The Curse, and that show, it's one of my favorites, it's called The Curse, and that show, without spoiling anything, it's the only- You feel like that, it's very similar to what I described. Yeah, it's the only show that's ever,

I've ever seen do something like that. I wanna see it, I wanna see it. I fucking loved it, and it really doesn't happen until- It's a short series, right? Yeah, it's like 10 episodes, and it really doesn't happen until- Six, seven? It's like 10. 10 episodes and it really doesn't happen until it's like 10. 10 is it like an hour long episodes or is it like 30 minutes? 40 minutes. Okay. It's showtime

But I have a show time. Showtime No, that's I'm talking about the streaming service Previously channel, you know What happened at Cinemax? They get bought out out I have no clue because I don't I don't use guides and shit I don't watch TV I I feel like I would like to get back into just live TV you want to get cable mmm I get now that I'm thinking about it they always do every fucking time I like

anything that has to do with like my internet like if a guy has to come over to do something for the internet he's like hey you know I can do cable like I could talk cable and it's like guess what it's only like 24.99 more a month I'm like dude I don't I don't need cable and I'll be there in between the hours of 5 a.mam and 5pm. Just be awake at a moment's notice. Okay. 4.55. Hey!

Hey, yeah! After I've been waiting all fucking- 4.55pm. After I've cancelled every plan for the day, I've been awake, I'm waiting in the living room for the- So I don't miss the door knock. Hey, I'm gonna be about 45 minutes late. Sorry about that. I was doing other jobs. The window- Okay.

The window system is... Pfft. late sorry about that I was doing other jobs the window the window system is with the amount of money they make and with how much I know they technically in terms of legality have a corporation in terms of how much they have monopolized the the industry it is ridiculous at how bad their services and would you believe it South Park even ripped on them for doing it. Yo for real? Dude I gotta actually shit.

Ryan just ripped ass in his fucking gym shorts. Tell me about it. Plip plop. Yellow. Yellow? Mmhmm. We talking mustard yellow, ochre? Not really mustard yellow.

Is ochre? I kinda like the in between of brown and yellow. Is ochre? I kinda like the in between of brown and yellow. Okay, so like butterscotch? Or darker, are we still darker? Maybe faded a bit from butterscotch. So like less saturated. Yeah.

So maybe like teak? Like you wanna talk about poop color right now? Why did like a national tragedy happen? You said that like some national tragedy just happened. You're like, you really wanna talk about this now? Really? Like, you know. I mean, after everything that's happened,

you really wanna be talking about this? No, I don't. Okay. And I actually am very regretful of it. With the tariffs and everything? With the tariffs going on, you really wanna to be talking about this? No, I don't okay, and I'm I actually am very regretful the tariffs and everything Going on you really want to talk about poop color Guys, here's what we can assure you no matter what happens with with the economy with the United States dollar with the United States Mmm, your old pals Matt and Ryan will continue to provide you with the silly content that you've come to love so it can be a

Crutch for you to rely on even is if the nation is in civil war. I don't know they're talking about sending US citizens over to like El Salvador and shit if they don't like them So So, you know, I'm sure we could do this from El Salvador though. You know, at first it was only like really insane criminals. Right. And then it was like illegal immigrants that are like, have done insane crime. Intense.

The worst crimes. That's originally who's gonna be gone. And then, you know. You get the unmarked, you get thrown, you know, someone writes an immigrant that, you know, is a United States citizen that writes a article critical of Israel and gets thrown into an unmarked van.

Poof. Yeah. Problem solved. It's not even, that's just fucking terrifying yeah I mean I mean like legitimately we're having right like our president get mad at the Associated Press and shit which for those of you who aren't aware and I'm sure there's gonna be a lot of people who are about to scoff at what I say, but the Associated Press is, I would say,

compared to Fox News and CNN, more center in the way that it tells the news. It tells news like it's a robot telling you events that are happening around the world. They're also trusted to essentially be the first ones to call the news. It tells news like it's a robot telling you events that are happening around the world. They're also trusted to essentially be the first ones to call the elections. In the elections, it's like when AP calls it, it's like, okay, that means the state is for this candidate. So they're not like a fake new...

No, no, AP is very reputable. They're portrayed by the MAGA crowd. As like radical. Yeah. Like calling AP radical is very very funny. Yes. Same with calling PBS radical. He's opening investigations into PBS and in VR. Defund Big Bird baby.

That's right. Big Bird needs to get fucked. Send Big Bird to prison, okay? That's kind of what I'm, the of the train I'm on these days. Um, you know, hey. Put Mr. Noodle in there too. All I have to say is agree, but also... Look, we gotta make sacrifices if we're gonna get America epic again, you know?

That's right, dude. And that means cutting off all trade supplies and isolating ourselves from our allies. It works. I mean, it's proven time and time again. When you isolate yourself from your allies and you start trade wars. Well, actually, I'm going to say, you know, trade wars general, this is literally just putting tariffs on the planet. You literally just like looked at the entire planet and went mmm like there comes a point when

it's like it's not even really a like this is it's not like even like a left or right thing or even like political it's like this is like a thing that affects everybody I do see MAGA as separate from I do to conservative Republican I see it yeah see it as its own extremist nationalist party. Yeah, like I 100% and like obviously not all conservatives or Republicans are MAGA and MAGA is its own, you know, just like how, regardless of how the Matt looks right now, not every leftist is Antifa a paid George Soros Antifa squad member George Soros yeah I another funny fun thing is that

Elon Musk trying to like point out another billionaire for like buying elections when he's literally buying elections and this isn't just like oh this is fact this is like something he he updates on Twitter and he brags about and he's like he's on stage like I'd give you a million dollars if to vote from George Soros oh you imagine if fucking old decrepit George Soros came fucking slugging out on stage, slime pooling behind him, of course. Of course. Going,

I'm gonna get a million dollars. Whatever he sounds like, I'm just assuming that's what he sounds like. That's very close. I think that he's on death's door. Yeah, he's got one foot in the grave. He's got one knock down, so he's probably hesitant to knock, but regardless, if he went on stage,

George Soros, the man, the myth, the legend himself, and started handing out checks for a million dollars to vote for a Democratic candidate. At like a Democratic like rally. You know, like. I don't think there would be any outrage from the like right. Bro, there would, nobody on, I wouldn't say nobody,

of course, but people on the left wouldn't support that shit Yeah, cuz that's that's ridiculous lunacy. Yeah, it's like buying votes I mean votes are bought with the way that our unfortunate system is we have turned it into a Paid for system essentially where big corporations and businesses farm included pay to play yeah pay to win So like while there is truth to people being bought out in that sense, I think in terms of what Elon Musk is doing specifically, it's a little more blatant and manipulating because it's directly, it's directly incentivizing the voter base

while like candidates can get funded and like voters decide whether they wanna support it or not. His candidate's still lost by the way. Just wanted to throw that out there. Yeah. But. It's gotta be the cheese hat. They didn't like the cheese hat apparently.

Cheese hat. Should've been bigger. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. That's all I say. That's all I say. That's all I say too. Personally, I welcome our new oligarchic overlords and I can't wait to see what kind of cool stuff they do with all the new money.

Because if they have more money, that means that they can create more jobs. So that means you and I, all of us will have more money. I mean, they already said that they're gonna need more mechanics to fix like assembly line robots. Yeah, and they might, maybe they can convince Japan to like move a Honda factory over here. Well, we did just put really high tariffs on them,

but maybe they can move past that and then bring a Honda factory over here. And then I have an uncle that knows how to do, well, he knows how to do woodwork, but I'm sure he could get a job. I mean, there are a lot of open jobs right now that, I mean, while they're not the best paying, they're still paying jobs that aren't taken by Americans,

that the Americans, for the majority of, don't want those jobs, and they decide, they go, they make a choice, I'm not doing that. I'd rather do nothing. And then, some nice chaps come from across the way, do the job for a lot less than what it's deserved for, then we yell at them and kick them out. And then we still don't take those jobs for,

you know what I mean? 100%, it's fucking crazy. I know people get upset when we talk about politics sometimes. But sometimes a funny brother's got to vent. There's a lot going on in America right now. And we are slipping into authoritarianism at an alarming rate and Yeah, I'm tired of pretending like we're not I mean we are being somewhat gaslit into being like this is all normal not somewhat. Yes, we're being fully like well to be

Yes, but like it's not working. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I see what you're saying Well, it is working for a good portion of the a lot of people. Yeah, it's not working. That's what I'm saying. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I see what you're saying. Well, it is working for a good portion of the... A lot of people. Yeah. It's genuinely alarming. Civil War, baby. Didn't like the movie that much. The movie was alright.

I'm excited for his next movie coming out. I saw the like Iraq soldiers or Afghan, I can't remember which, well it's not Iraqi soldiers it's American soldiers I'm assuming in Iraq and it's based on stories told from ex soldiers okay it's not a Delta farce remakes right we make right no okay because when it comes to movies about American soldiers in Iraq that that that's David Fincher's next film okay he's already tied on to that he's been working on it for the last five years.

Aaron Sorkin? Two writing? Yep. Oh my god dude, that's gonna be good. That's gonna be fantastic. Civil War, I tried to- Tony Hinchcliffe is co-writer. No fucking way.

Oh yeah, so you know it's gonna be not just funny, but edgy. It's gonna be edgy and epic. Oh yeah. I actually tried to watch Civil War on an 11 hour flight recently with the little like headphones They give you that as like the two-pronged. I couldn't hear shit. So I turned it off ten minutes in The it's I do like was it Haley spainy spiny? Yeah. No, I really like she she was an alien Romulus

She's she's great. I'm stood the only time I've seen her as of late is like, I'm not even subscribed to this subreddit, but I've visited a few times, so it keeps recommending it to me. It's like the last of us part two subreddit. It's like notoriously filled with people who just do nothing but complain about a video game that's old. Right?

That's kind of rare for Reddit. Yeah, it's very rare. Just to have like a subreddit for complaining. All they do, all they do in that subreddit that gets thrown to me as of late is they'll, because they're upset at the casting of Ellie because the actress they chose doesn't look like Ellie from the game. She kind of looks like Ben Beale. And then Hayley Spiney Spaney looks more like Ellie, so they'll always be like, they'll

put like a Hayley and Ellie next to each other. It's like, ugh, what we could have had. And it's like they're pining for like, it's like, bro, they're on their second season. They didn't, they didn't, I'm sorry. Get, I don't know, it's just like, get over it. But that's Reddit for you. Reddit seems to-

You can't tell Reddit to get over it. No, because they get pissed if you tell them to get over it. This was something I loved! And something I loved, dammit! And to see it go to ruin, I have to fight for it every goddamn day! Because they took away what I loved!

Fuck yeah! So that's essentially like average Reddit. Right, yeah. You know, I've been thinking recently about watching Alien Covenant because I'm on my- We did enjoy it. I'm on my McBride kick.

We saw that together in theaters, right? And you know, like- You gotta stop, cause you got me doing it too. And I'm gonna do it at the wrong time, in the wrong place. It's just a sassy little, I don't know. Well, I've been on a Danny McBride kick. I love Danny McBride. Danny McBride is one of my all-time favorite actors.

What about Danny McHusband? He was killed in Iraq. It's fucked up. Can I keep it one hundred with you guys? Starting your own business can be difficult, lonely, challenging, and hard. I said to Ryan, I said, man, if only there were some some service that could provide You know a really easy

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Hey, what's up? This is Joe from Pass Gas podcast by Donut Media. We're an automotive history podcast, but you don't have to be a car person to enjoy our show. We tell the craziest stories like the first race across America. It was basically 45 days of hell or how the humble caravan saved Dodge and allowed them to make the Viper. We've been doing this podcast for over five years now and there are still so many crazy stories it amazes me.

It's basically like hanging out in the garage chopping it up with your friends hanging out, good vibes. So check out Pascas wherever you get your podcasts. Check out Pascass wherever you get your podcasts. My biggest dream collaboration for a comedy thing would be with Danny McBride. And? And the other Danny. But Danny McBride, I remembered recently, is in Alien Covenant as a fully serious, non-comedic character. Yeah, his role from Tropic Thunder toned down. Yeah, so I was like, I really to re-watch Covenant now because I want

to see him in that role. Also I love the theme of Covenant where like they're actually on another planet. All the David stuff is super interesting too like David's the most I mean yeah I think the that whole arc is about David like David is the is the glue that holds those films together right because the only other I'm not gonna say the only other actress that appears in both movies she's she's in a different state in the sequel David is Michael Fassbender's okay just make it sure it's been a while and Dana McBride also I forgot he like wrote and produced a direct. She was turned into gelatin. Sorry. I had to tell people David ate her

There's a whole 30 minute scene where it's just one shot Creeping in for 30 minutes of him just devouring this gelatin. He thought it was jello that was just poorly made and so the flavor was a bit off. But Danny McBride also did all three Halloween movies with Jamie Lee Curtis. He shot- That's right, he did! Yeah, and Charleston too.

Wait, was he like, he was like producer? Writer. Oh. Yeah. God damn. And director, I think. And he shot them all in Charleston. Even he couldn't save that shit. He loves Charleston I love Charleston me too. Okay Something's going on outside because the fact that we can hear sirens from in here right now means they're like

Means some shits going on I'm guessing I Never because because this is the most likely thing if you look at statistics I'm guessing there was some sort of automobile accident in an intersection since that is the most likely thing to have happened. I just never hear sirens in here because it's like a soundproofed room so to hear sirens must mean that like Something party started. Yeah, maybe that's someone playing sirens from a really nice speaker next door Possibly yeah, they could be trying to mess with us

Imagine someone in like a barbershop has that like instead of like the ching. It's just a loud dude That's a good prank. Sorry. I'm thinking replacing like the So when people walk into a source Dude that's genius come on. How about not even a truck horn dude? How about a cargo ships foghorn Legitimate people's bone blast their eardrums out put them in the hospital. Maybe make's bones. Blast their eardrums out, put them in the hospital, maybe make their eyes pop. Speaking of blasting eardrums,

I was watching this TikTok video of this leopard seal. And it was, this guy was filming it. Is the guy touching it? No, he's not touching it. I've seen that video, but it's just this guy kind of filming it and it's turning to him and it's doing this kind of like clicking thing in it's throat and I look in the comments and apparently that clicking noise would rupture your eardrums if you were Underwater whoa, but since they were above water it wasn't I don't know if that's true because you know he is tick-tock comments

Yeah, but the animal kingdom is crazy. I was watching videos last night of a This guy that has a mantis shrimp And oh those things are cool They're really cool looking but they have the strongest punch of anything in the animal kingdom because they have these little like basically These arms and they go Coyote Peterson tried to get punched by one. I know it didn't work and last night. I watched Coyote Peterson get stung by the executioner wasp. I like Coyote Peterson. I love Coyote Peterson, dude He's awesome. I would love to collab with him where we all get stung by the executioner wasp. I like Coyote. I love Coyote Peterson, dude He's awesome. I would love to collab with him where we all get stung by an executioner wasp. I

Do some sort of video where we get bitten or stung by something with Coyote Peterson I would not do an executioner wasp that He has Coyote Peterson obviously has a very high pain tolerance and watching that one. I was like Whoa, how about instead of that we all have to eat a Sleeve of of of biscuits without water Coyote Peterson if you're watching or if if maybe an agent or someone that knows Cody the coyote Peterson, please send him this it's so dry. Oh He's on the ground punching the fucking ground as you see it like just dried

around his lips I like the crumbs spraying out with every scream just a whole bunch of saltines with no water yeah I'd love to do that don't the British call those biscuits? The British call a lot of things a lot of things. Fuck the British. Fuck them. I'm kidding. I'm not sure we can really say those things anymore because America is very like, fuck everyone right now.

So it probably comes off as like, damn. Damn. Makes sense, I guess. The Americans. I mean, Americans have a reputation, obviously. Americans have had a reputation worldwide as like the loud kind of. The loud, bullish asshole.

Right, and now that's gotten a little bit worse. So when we make jokes like fuck the British. Like I'm sure some people could be like fuck them. Fucking American assholes. Yeah, makes sense with their American accents. You know, I love being American. I'm just gonna throw that out there. And all the foreign listeners, all the Australians,

all the British people, and the rest, you guys will never know what it's like to be an American. A red-blooded, straight American. Freedom. Freedom, baby. We have it here. Did you guys know that? No, I bet you didn't,

because in your home countries, you don't have that. But we have it right here Yep We have the ability as American citizens to say things about our president without him retaliating against us specifically I mean granted he has retaliated against specific people before and it's ramping up currently And now it looks like as I said before if you listen that they said that they'd they would like there at first there

remember they're stating that it's only gonna be the most violent offenders but they're saying American citizens could be on to El Salvador goodbye I love our president American citizens citizens right not not immigrants on a visa not not that shouldn't even fucking matter, right? You know what? I mean? It's like I but the distinction is still important to make Citizens. Yeah. Yeah, but they're able to Brown citizens, you know, so it's that's what makes it easier for them to goodbye. Mm-hmm unfortunately, where have we

where have we seen this kind of like, I don't know, where like a political party is overly antagonistic to one group of people? Where have we seen this before? God, it's, I feel like it's happened. I feel like it's happened multiple times. Yeah, it kind of follows the same path every time. I feel like there was a big one. There was a big one like less than 100 years ago. There's a big one probably, I mean honestly, with how many countries experience this, there's one happening right now.

As Americans, we just don't know about because we're dumb. The Uyghurs. Yes. Uyghurs? Nope. Uyghurs. Uyghurs, which is is, as I've said, a very unfortunate name for a very unfortunate situation. Chinese Muslims that are essentially being snuffed out. They're ideals and potentially them as people. Yeah, I mean, they're basically concentration camps. Yeah. Can't state as fact because press isn't allowed in there, baby.

Well, it's China, so you don't expect press isn't allowed in there baby. Well, it's China so you don't expect press to be allowed anywhere. Yeah, yeah. And also anything China says is very difficult to believe. At the same time I will say in the past, you know, even before like I was a content creator, still to this, not to this day, but in like recent history, you know I did have that feeling of like you know thinking about Tiananmen Square like

China's like oh they're not gonna allow their citizens oh they retaliate they're not gonna they don't have free press really and like Russia same thing and it is crazy that you know I had this kind of We had that all along in terms of propaganda Media, but I guess since it wasn't stank sanctioned It was fine to like we just didn't see it But like I would say and I'm just gonna you know say it directly I don't care what the reaction is But I think a lot of people would you know agree is that Fox News is just? Propaganda you know what I mean like well. Yeah, I mean that's how they so like that is in the state media of America essentially

In court cases Fox News argued that it is entertainment and not news And that's how they were able to get around some stuff so they are propaganda They really propaganda yeah, they have so they have stated themselves essentially while not outright You can't mince their words like that. They just said their entertainment isn't the news entertaining isn't in a subsection of entertainment I Wonder if I wonder if we'll get any state media like official like like maybe just Fox and Trump's talked about it like maybe Fox News will just be kind of just swallowed up and then we have official state media. Or OANN, Newsmax.

Trump News Network. Supermega. TNN. Dude, if he actually made his own news network and made it like state media, and for those who aren't aware, state media is news that is controlled by the government of a country.

We don't have that in America. China has it, Russia has it. Like Russia Today, for example, that is state media. There's a bunch. But state media is very, very difficult to trust. And I would not really trust state media at all. But... I forgot what I was gonna say. Hold on, you can cut this out, Luke.

I'm having a brain poo-poo. Yep, that's right. Matthew Watson forgot what he was talking about. Matt, what do you have to say? Don't throw it back to me, because I still have forgotten what I was talking about. What do you have to say about forgetting about what you were talking about? It's embarrassing. I agree. When I do it, it's embarrassing.

He's over here talking about politics, trying to act all smart, and then... I have to ask your help for what was I talking about sometimes, because like, my brain will start talking about one thing, it'll branch off hoping that my brain will remember the original thing I was talking about, but that'll branch off onto something. I mean, it's how I mean that's our whole show Yeah, like we bring something up We don't finish the topic because something else pops into our head and it I actually would love To see an episode of this show Visualized as like a tree like you get colors of like topics and then it changes and sometimes it goes back down to the original topic.

Genuinely guys, I know that there's some nerds out there that love data analytics and statistics. All of you rainmans out there? Or radios, please. I would love to see maybe like, the last episode was really funny. I don't think I would be taking Radio Do at Casino to try to win money

I mean there's luck I Would definitely take him to Vegas to have a good time. Oh for sure yeah, he'd have a blast, but I wouldn't manipulate his His being to sure money And I'd say radio. I don't we're good. We're gonna have a great weekend You got to leave the cart. It's not gonna fit in the car He's gonna see a lot of people pushing around like shopping carts They took from a Target somewhere in Vegas and be like he's gonna be like, why did you make me leave mine? It's like everywhere

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