supermegashow - Baby Driver | supermegashow - 125

Episode Date: August 5, 2026

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a little more presence, and a little more time for the moments that matter. Play that funky music, white boy. Play that funky music wide. Play that funky music wide boy. I'm working on it. I'm working on it. No, this is live. The people, like, they can hear us talking right now.

Hey, everyone. Thanks for coming to the show. I'll get it. I'll get it. Are you in the lyrics live on stage? All right, would we change that? A guy obviously for kids. You guys mess it off.

Well, welcome. Well, bye. Well, we'll be right back. Go to the intro. Yeah. Lay down that boogie and play that funky music, white boy. Why did you do that? Huh?

Why did you slap the burnt peanut picture on the floor? For no reason. I just, I had, you know, we didn't do our warm-ups before starting the podcast, and I needed a way to expel some energy. And it had nothing to do with the burnt peanut or the fact that it was a frame picture of the burnt peanut. It just happened to be there, and I'm not going to knock over water or any of the monkeys. That's true. That's true. Yeah, I mean, I guess out of everything on that side table that if I had to pick one to go, right? It'd be the burnt peanut. I don't have anything. Well, I could slap this can of a Korean bug larvae. Why do we have that in here? This was a gift for Luke, and he took it off his desk and he put it in here.

Same with the dead baby shark Luke? Can you believe Luke? Take a look at this Luke, take a look of this. How are we supposed to like know I can't Like no one could know his taste Like you think of his interest First we get him a dead baby shark

That falls through you're like okay I get a clearer picture now Then fermented bug larva Oh it's not fermented Oh just bug larvae Yeah it's just Yeah in Korea I guess they just eat this larvae

And it's pickled in juice? We get that. And no, no, it's hard to like understand what he wants out of a gift. But it's like, we're working on it. You want it? You want $10,000 or something? No. That's a shitty gift. Anyone could give that.

Dude, I'll be honest. And maybe this makes me... Banks do that all the time. That's true. I'll be honest and this might make me sound materialistic. But you know how, I don't know, I don't know, I always heard that giving money as like a birthday present or something, it's like, no, that, that's, that's impersonal or whatever. I'm like, I would love some money as a birthday present. I enjoy it. Like, I would, like, I would be elated to get some money. A nice gift card? Like, gift card? Or if someone was just like, hey man, here's, here's, here's $50 cash. I'd be like,

but if it's one of those visa gift cards, because those only work, you know, sometimes there's like, and then they have fees. Yep. And, uh, you know, I'll, you know, I'll, putting in my wallet and I'll forget about it. I'm still very appreciative because it's money at the end of the day, money that I didn't have, but it feels a, it feels like I'm locked behind like something. Like I'm using like like the States card. Yeah. And what's frustrating too is if you spend some of the money, you have no way of knowing how much is left on it. So when you go to make the second purchase, you're like fingers crossed and they're like, sorry, you don't have enough. It only takes like 10 off. I mean, and then having a cash year split up between debit and cash.

It's just a whole, it's a whole nightmare. Debit is separate from it. It's still labeled as a gift card in the cash register, which is just totally separate from just a debit card. Yeah, it's not even a debit card. It's just a prepaid card. Just stick to McAllister's. That's the lesson.

The restaurant? The deli in us, in Harbison South Carolina. Dude, it was in, it was in Mount Pleasant South Carolina too. Fuck yeah. I know you're not referencing.

Like the Italian deli, right? McAllister's, not a deli. Ours wasn't, ours was like they had pizza and they had a whole bunch of stuff. Yeah, they had a bunch of stuff.

But I think like in the name or whatever, like in the light. Yeah. for some reason. My friend's uncle owned it. He like started it. McAllister's. So when I went after church with their family, guess who got free pizza?

Matt Watson. Yeah. There was this. As an extension of the family. Like kind of close to the coast, but still like in the King Street, like downtown Charleston area, there was this, I can't remember the name of it. There was this dessert bar where all they did was sell cakes and like just a bunch of just desserts. That's what it was. It stayed open late.

You could go there and enjoy a nice slice of chocolate cake, some warm fucking drizzle on that shit. Sounds amazing. I never had that. I can't remember what it was called. I wonder if it's still open. Probably not. I do love King Street in downtown Charleston. It's very movie-esque, especially on a sweltering summer day.

You can smell that horse shit as the horses walk by. Yep. The new glass indoor slave market area. Yeah, well, we don't call it that anymore. It's just the market. Well, yeah. That is my favorite thing, though, is because that market, it's a huge tourist area. And it's like, for those who are unaware in Charleston, my hometown, we got a bit of a history back in the 16 and 1700.

It's Charleston, Columbia, too. Well, we're, we've all sinned. And in Charleston, they have a big old market that extends, like, it's like a hole that goes real far back. and they used to sell some stuff there, people. They used to sell people there. And now it's been refurbished into like moms with like selling stuff they'd sell on Etsy

just like little trinkets and bracelets. But I miss the outdoor vibes of it. Yeah, it's like it's glass with like it's... It's glass now, but it's fancy as fuck. AC though. It's AC true. But tourists, when it looks like a Bloomingdale's. Yeah.

Looks like the Bloomingdale's Charleston Tunnel. It's the Bloomingdale slave market. well that's the funny thing is like obviously no one calls it the slave market of course but like tourists will come or was yeah but tourists will come be like which why it's the slave market yeah it's like uh the market's down they got a great they got i don't know if they still have it they had like a they don't have ice cream shot no no no like a ben and jerry they do have been as an ice cream shot not a not too slave name good one that was a good one that was a good one Come on a geek. You got a fucking cackle out of me.

Come on. There was a bin juries, though. My friend used to work at that one. It's good. I actually applied to work at that exact Benin jerry's location. They said no. And there was a Middle Eastern restaurant that probably doesn't exist there anymore. That was pretty good.

I know what you're talking about. That was owned by a family friend, I think. Small, small, small place. Dude, they're still in that brick kind of courtyard area that that existed. You know, there's like a divot where that stuff exists off to the side of King Street. Yeah. Yep. That's where the Bening jerry's was.

and there was a oh man there's like 10 years ago i remember going to a hookah uh lounge with daniel actually uh in charleston fire up the hook boys we we got in late night got invited out a friend from from my church invited me and daniel was was in town at the time so we went and we ripped some hook it was really nasty i remember owning one of those dude i remember you and i and you, me and Daniel, you had the hookah, and I was like, hookah, what, what is this? Fucking ripping that shit, dude. Put on some, put on some Louis C.K.

Dude, we'd rip it till we were sick. Dude, well, I'm sure one time I did throw up just because I got so nauseous. Because, you know, everyone that's dabbled with nicotine has to learn that lesson. Because you have a little nicotine, you're like, oh, man, this feels good. Have a little more, and you're like, this is nice.

And you're like, it could feel better if I had more. It's like slow down. You're not an addict yet. And then you'll get there. You rip the hook. I remember ripping it like as hard as I could. So I was like, well, one puff feels good. So if I do a really big puff, it probably feels great. And I remember blowing this thick ass cloud. And then just the whole room started spinning. And I was like, oh, fuck. Oh. And I like stumbled over to, I think Daniel's bedroom. And I just fell down on the bed, like my face in the past out. And I, and I was trying so hard not to. And I was trying so hard not to. puk. I was like, and everything. It's fun for like five minutes, dude. It was awful. It's funny because I have like that similar experience where it's like Daniel and I were out downtown Columbia. We were at some, I've told this story before. We were at someone's house. They were hosting their parents that or away or some shit like that. We were all on the like upper deck back porch type situation, you know, passing around both a joint and a bong. You know, I was taking rips, taking rips.

And I had just had a wonderful sonic dinner beforehand. A red slushy, big old large red slushy at that. Some probably like a toasted chicken, like a chicken toaster, whatever they're called. Some cheese chilly peppers, cheese tots. Whole nine yards. Oh, yeah, dude. But mainly, ooh, that giant red slush. So we're sitting around and we're smoking.

And all of a sudden I just have one of those moments where it just goes, because that does exist. It's just that moment where like... Your ears start ringing a little bit and like you feel that you start salivating. You catch yourself getting nauseous. It's hard to swallow you. Daniel next to me is like, hey dude, you okay?

You know, in my head, I just hear... You don't look so good. Your body's focusing on the base of people's voice because it's just making you nauseous. So it's like, dude, are you okay? And you remember like Daniel, he just get anxious pretty quickly. So it's just kind of like, dude, dude, what's going on? You don't look good, man.

And I'm just like, I'm like, Calm down. Shut up, shut up. I know. I'm just like, shh. He's like, what do you mean? What's going on? Tell me.

And eventually just get to the point where he goes, da, da, da, da, da. And I spray red slushy, sonnet. Wait, right there? All, like, in the circle. Like, in front of everyone. And I'm too fucked up at that point where I'm like, they have to lean me over the porch.

And this is like, the girl's just like, hmm. She was very upset. And cops passed by, had the, like, duck. and they had to lay me down just like in the alleyway real quick, like behind a trash can just to kind of... Dude. We got out of there.

Kuh, was with us. Oh, well, bleep. Bleep. Bleep that out. Bleep was with you. Yeah, and he had to drive. And I remember Daniel on the way home was like, fuck, fuck, fuck. And our other friend was really anxious because they...

It's irresponsible. They weren't... They didn't get high, but it was still just like they, they were... in a situation of high anxiety. I'm just like coming in and out of consciousness on the way home until eventually I'm just like somehow on my bed. Daniel's left. Find out you actually really like, oh, that was K2.

That was some spice you were smoking. That was a synthetic marijuana. Oh. Dude, that the, someone's spraying in the circle. That's like as someone with a metaphobia. That is truly, dude, like one of my biggest nightmares. And that, that would spike this hot adrenaline in my heart. Like, I would have been fucking.

Well, Daniel said, like at first, like, his brain corrected it quickly, but at first, like, he was just like, holy fuck, because it was just red. So he's just like, is that blood? Like, for a split second, then, you know, locked in. It was like, dude, he had a giant fucking red slushy for coming here and smoking his, smoking his balls off. Because I have a metapobia, I have a real keen eye for spotting. Like when someone's really early on the, the puke face. because I'm like hyper aware and anxious. So if I'm, you know, situation, people are drinking or something and I see someone and they're just like,

I start getting a little anxious and I'm like, you're like, they're thinking of themselves. No, I start like getting ready to. It's like fight or flight. I start getting ready for the flight. Like they're in the process of just talking themselves out of it mentally. Yeah, and you see someone that's like, I'm out of there. Just slide whistle, just whit. Because there's nothing worse, man than when you're like super.

wasted. You've had a lot to drink. And then you start feeling that. The fun's over. Yeah, funds over. It's everything's spinning. And you're like, oh, God. And you're just kind of like, you're just like, don't stop, stop. Someone's trying to talk to you. And you're like, shut up, shut up. Because if you're trying to put up, if someone's talking to you, it's like it takes away the, it's like to not puke. You need a certain amount of mental energy. You need a lot of focus. Yeah. And it's like that, someone talking to you takes away just enough focus to push you over that threshold. And that was Daniel in that moment for me. And then

you just sprayed cherry slush I did. Didn't get on anyone like that, but it was like in the middle of this circle. I probably put a... Down the stairs. Did everyone like get up and like... Oh yeah because it's like, whoa! Some people like froze. It's a jump scare.

Like you know like... Fight or flight or free. Who is this fucking guy? Like I, we showed up for like, we were probably there for not even but like half an hour maybe. Oh, did you like not know some of the people. Oh yeah. Most of them, most of them were strangers. I only knew like three people there, two of them being the ones I came with, you know. Oh my God. I know. Sorry, I see you guys. Sorry, my bad. Yeah. They have to apologize for me on consecutive, like, revisits with this friend who I have no connection with that I'm just like, I see them.

Remember me? Hey. Hey, oh yeah, remember me? Like 12 years ago when I just puked the red cherry slough? Did that die the wood? Did that make it obvious for your parents when they came home? It's still red. The stomach acid actually corroded the wood. A cherry wood. Yeah, it's... Dude, honestly, though, that was probably really difficult to get out of the wood. Oh, dude.

Like, that sits for a little bit. You got a mix of acid and red food coloring. That's not going to do on a patio. I wasn't proud. You know, it wasn't one of my proudest moments. I mean, to make you feel better, I don't think most people are proud after they pukees. in a group of people.

Well, some people wake up and go, that was gnarly. Dude, that was fucking rad last night. You fucking sprayed like 10 feet. No way. Oh, do you have a video? I wish I could see the video. Me too.

I was wearing one of those just kind of like the train guy. What's his name? He's like obsessed with trains on Instagram. Oh, Francis, right? The guy that GoPro with like the fish out. Dude, he's still on that shit.

He still gets just as excited. It's beautiful to see. It's good. He's not fagging that shit. No, he's not. He's just doing a shtick. It's like, no, man, he loves trains. Is Adidas track suits? Like Louis Vuitton handbag? I love that he gets sponsored by like Gucci and Prada. I'm here at Notre Dame Station with my Gucci suit. It's awesome, dude. It's so good.

He's got some, he has some, like, immense swag. He's genuinely, like, I hope his life is nothing but a movie for, you know, from his perspective, essentially for the entirety like he deserves nothing but pure bliss and happiness and that seems to be exactly what it's but you know you got lucky man there's probably the darker underbelly the darker side of frances the train guy i don't actually know what is full i just know his name is francis and he likes trains oh oh it's beautiful dude his reactions are it's it's like watching a newborn like laugh for the first time it's beautiful yeah it's uh it's uh it's uh it's uh it's uh It makes you stop and kind of like it grounds you and reminds you like that you're human and that life is short.

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Ryan. Luke said we couldn't have lunch until we finished at least half-ish of the podcast. Yeah. Very loose goal. Half-ish. Maybe we could, you know... This could be half. Yeah.

I mean, it's near 20 minutes. If we just do like a 40-minute episode. Dude, some of the like Super Megacast episodes were like 38 minutes. One of our shortest ones wasn't it was the one we filmed at the airport. That's right. That was a fun one. It started in the van. We got out, walked, went...

I don't think we went through. I think it was right up to security. We went all the... We were on the plane. We ended it on the plane. plane. So, do we just send it? I think we just sent it through like as it was,

I would hate if we cut that out, like of the audio where it's just going through the fucking security. It goes through the x-ray thing. Because there's nothing wrong with having your phone recording while it goes through that. You can put your phone on and do that. Right? Yeah.

They don't have anything that says you can't. Can they tell if it is? Is there like some sort of like frequency that they're like? Probably not. I doubt it. Dude, it's felt so good the past two times traveling, not seeing that ramp go with one of my bags. Oh yeah, dude.

And it's like sweet, I made it through. Yep. I'm always so nervous. Like whenever I go through security, it's like I don't have any contraband or any like thing to hide, but I'm always just nervous that like, I'm going to go through the scanner and then be like, step over here.

And then they pull me into a room. And it's like. It's one of them's, on a glove. And it's like some, they pull up some joke I made in like this podcast. Put some cocoa butter on one of the fingers. Yeah. All right, let's get it over with. Just got done eating some chilies with gloves on.

Like some ribs. Well, this is my only pair of gloves. I mean, it'd be a waste. That's good enough. Oh, I used these earlier too before lunch. Oh, my God. You know, they say you can absorb stuff through your anus, so you might be able to, tell me if you can taste it.

Well, actually, Fun fact. Your butt hole It has the same receptors Because it's the same skin as your lips and stuff It has the same receptors That allow you to fuel capsation So that's why

When you poop, it's spicy If you've eaten spicy foods Yep So technically you would be able to taste chilies If it was like a spicy menu item Ooh Like ah What's that?

There's that thing they say where it's like You can taste soy sauce The rainbow That's skittles Sorry what I'm talking about Their other marketing campaign

Where you could taste Soy sauce with your balls That was bullshit I thought I thought it was I tried it once And I feel like I was Tricking myself Because that's one of those things

It's like if you're Maybe like If you believe If you're like It's like do you taste anything Do you taste the umami And it's like I'm sitting there

With like my fucking nuts In a dish of soy sauce And I'm like Yeah But really it's just the slight smell coming up, which is super linked to taste. Well, just thinking about soy sauce, you can kind of taste it, you know? Yeah.

It's like I can, if I think about it, I can taste it in my mouth. If you have it, if you have it so close to yourself, you know, it's traveling upward, the smell. It smells strong, yeah. So you're going to smell a hint of soy sauce, which, you know, it's going to go up here, start to make you salivate, maybe some of that, you know, linger in it's like, um, soy sauce, soy sauce. When I said, I wish that was it. But she would have had to gone on to like, like, like, oh, what?

It was like 99 Rising or something podcast to be able to pull that one off. She goes on like Jason the Wien. Yeah, exactly. So what do you always carry with you, Hillary? A soy shass. Pulls out like hand rolls and stuff. Like the Vietnamese. That was crazy when she pulled out the hot sauce.

Dude, that was... Who on her team was like, Hillary, this is going to do it? What if she does? That could have just been true and honest Hillary. For those who don't remember, like, during the 2016 election, Hillary was making the rounds on like podcasts trying to, like, like get in touch with different demographics. And she went on...

Pokemon Go to the polls during one of her speeches. Which that was actually 10 years ago, like this week. But she went on a podcast or a radio show or something, and the host were Black. And they asked her, like, so what do you, what's one thing you always have in your purse? And she was like, hot sauce! They're like, no, and she pulls out some hot sauce.

And it... It's like newly rat. I can't remember her. You could tell they were like, they were both like, Okay You didn't just bring that for this show Yeah we love adding hot sauce to stuff As well yeah

I actually I'm allergic I don't like spicy stuff so We can go to town right now Hell yeah I start drinking it I can't get it Yeah she's like Just so averse

I'm choking on it You know what Going back to the soy sauce thing how you know you can picture you know how like you you can picture a flavor and you can like taste in your mouth and you know how like if you have imagination well that's what i was going to say you know how there's people with affantasia that can't see things in their head or or they can't hear uh their train of consciousness or music or whatever it's weird because i just i can't imagine i'm i'm stubborn and i'm like this is like a semantics thing we're losing each other somewhere in a game of

words where it's like I like I do it's like when I picture these things it's like I don't know how else to describe it's like you're picturing it with like a different form of vision than like what yeah it's doing right now but I can like but you still see it yeah I could see it's invisible you know it's it's not physically appearing in front of me yeah it's like it's like when I see something Matt Damon just bending over in his robes his cock and balls Matt Damon I see it I He's getting into the Trojan horse and you see a little bit of his pink bottle. That would fucking kill me in the Odyssey. It's just for like a quick shot.

Just like, little apricots hanging down. No, but I wonder if people with Afantasia can't taste, tastes or smells. Because if I think of a smell or a taste, I can like phantom smell it or phantom taste it. It's not as like, you know, it's not like it's actually there in front of you, but you can remember in a way. Yeah. So did they go? off then? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Welcome back. Or maybe, or actually, I don't think we went, I don't know if we went to a break there. Yeah, it's kind of hard to, I mean, we could have.

I mean, I just, I, I was getting an alarm on my phone and off for a phone call. Uh, but now that we're, we're back, uh, you might notice something different about us. Or, you know, if you're dumb, you won't. Let's, uh, let's see in the comments if, uh, there's any, uh, smarties out there who can figure out what's different about us. Because there's a lot of dumb ones. Oh yeah, people aren't going to figure it out. Honestly, I do wonder how many people are going to... Is that a phone call or an alarm?

We'll be right back. We'll be back back again. Yeah, it's just getting completely foreclosed. I don't even have a chance to... But no more calls in the middle of the podcast, right? I mean, yeah, if that's your concern... Yeah, no, I don't think... I think that should be good.

Okay. So let's get back to the... the sillies, the funnies, the goofs, the gaffs. We were talking about all the idiots in our audience. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we're talking to you. Talking about you guys. The one driving with one hand right now?

Definitely driving with one hand. By the way, usually, so there's a couple ways I like to drive. A comfortable one for me is just one hand on the bottom of the steering wheel, kind of like resting in my lap. Same. Another one is... My car yells at me sometimes when I do that. Yeah. And sometimes I put the hand on top of the wheel.

wheel just like this, but apparently you're not ever supposed to put your hands on top of the wheel because if the airbag goes off, you go, break your fucking nose and your arm. Well, you're a good, that's not going to happen. You're such a good driver. No.

You're like driver in the movie driver. You're such a good driver. Baby driver? No, the movie drive. Sorry, the movie drive. You're like the driver in the movie drive. Yeah. Where he plays a driver.

Yeah, no. He like drives around and stuff. I don't want to. I get nervous talking about this because I don't have jinks anything, but knock on this wood. Ryan Gosling? No, I'm the guy who does the voice of Marlin and finding Nemo playing the gangster man. I thought you were saying Ryan Gosling did the voice of Marlin. I was like, no, he didn't.

Isn't that incredible? That's unbelievable. I knocked on wood, so I'm good. But I think I'm a decent driver. Yeah. I have a heavy foot. Also, my car is just, when I drive someone else's car, it's a lot smoother. My car, the brake and the acceleration's like, woo, woo, woo, woo, super sensitive.

Yeah, like a woman. And, uh, I do, I like driving, though. A lot of people hate it. I, I've never, I've never really had a problem. I've always kind of enjoyed just, uh, having some time to sit in a seat and move in a tiny room that moves really fast. I used to be the type that I really liked being the shirt. chauffeur. Like back in South Carolina, I was always like picking people up and taking us places.

And then out in L.A. It just, I liked it at first. And then, you know, there's only so much chauffeering you can do in a Fiat. Yeah. Oh, man. That little Fiat, man, I miss it. I wonder where it is now. Dude, I hope not. I, I hope, I mean, it's out there. It's out there. It's out there somewhere. If you got crushed into a cube, it wouldn't be much smaller than it already was. I mean, I wish I had the forethought of, like, getting pictures of it, how exactly was interior-wise, like soda cans and stuff inside. So the last time I saw it, I could have a little mini version with little McDonald's cups and all. You might, I don't know, maybe. Do you, like, save all your old phones and stuff? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You might have some, you know, when you sold it or when, just around that time period, within that month, you might have some pictures from the inside. Hell, I might. You know? It was very, thank you for letting me drive that. Dude, we could zip, dude. Just parking in a park. Oh my God, dude. Parallel parking in that thing, easy, peasy lemon squeezy.

Fucking tooting around L.A. And that little Fiat was, like, going through traffic, it's like, you don't really have to worry about anyone, like, not giving you room. No, because you can easily just, whee-h. Because no one wants to let you in in L.A. And that little Fiat, it's like, oh, you're going to let me in. Sorry, there's nothing you can do about it. You don't have a choice. The space that will eventually accrue between you and another driver, I have.

going to take advantage of and it's going to be easy. Oh, easy, peasy. And you're going to have to go, damn it. Fucking. Yeah, I mean, honestly, I would be pissed off if I got cut off by a little stupid car like that. It's not like, I wouldn't like cut anyone off or say. No, yeah, it's just people don't let you in.

If they're not letting me in. Yeah, exactly. You have to be an aggressive driver out here in L.A. And whenever my mom visits, she gets in the car with me, she's like, my word. She has like one hand up here. Matthew. Matthew.

She does the phantom break. She's like, stop, stop. And she's like, oh my God. I'm like, Mom, this is just how you got to drive out here. Meanwhile, you're like going off of like ramps and shit, going up on the curb. The shoulder to pass someone. This is how it is, ma. What a jackass.

I'm lane splitting in my Civic. In the carpool and far left lane. Dude, man. Pick a lane, dorks. I do miss that Fiat. And it really was nice of you when I moved out to L.A. for you to let me just kind of use it as if it was. was my car as well.

Of course. I'll always remember that thing. We only had one parking spot. And I was like, hey, can I use the Fiat? And you're like, yeah, go for it. I didn't even have that many place to drive to. I want to go to the store or something. You weren't insured on it for sure.

Yeah, that was, we probably should have just throwing my name on there. Had it so little time, though, but by the time you got your Honda was the, wasn't your Civic, like the first thing you got? I got a used 2015 Honda Civic. And then I moved up to the Mazda. Much, much spacier. Yes. I remember I went, when I bought my first car, my, my dad was like, bring cash because if you, if you show up with cash, usually, you know, they, you can kind of finagle the price.

They'll go. Yeah. Are you going to sneeze? Oh! Whoa. I saw the puff. There was like a physical, like, p. And then imagine like a deflated balloon.

There you go. I wish. But I remember I went, and it was $10,000. I brought $10,000 in cash, and it was exactly $10,000. And I'm in quarters. And he had a problem with it for some fucking reason. Money's money. He had to stick up his ass.

Yeah, money's money, bro. But I remember we get into his office. He's like, step into my office. Matt Watson from Super Mega, I bust out the 10K in cash. And he goes, awesome. does some stuff on the computer and he's like it's gonna be 10,020

so there was like an extra charge $20. I'm like well I don't have an extra I mean I don't have extra 20 I have $10,000 in cash

but I don't have an extra 20 and he's like I could drive you to an ATM and I was like all right so he drives me to an ATM over $20 in Compton nonetheless he drives into an ATM in Compton and like 10 minutes out of the way

and I just remember standing there in Compton just to withdraw $20 from the ATM. It was a pride thing for him. I think it was, dude, because I was like, $20. I mean. He's like, well, I mean, I have to tell the boys that I upcharged him a little bit. Yeah, I made him get it out of the ATM.

Yeah, I used my gas and he got in my car and I drove him to Compton to the ATM. And I spent about $40 on gas, had the refill. I just like Which would be great if you would refill your tank for 40 bucks That actually sounds like a dream Oh that'd be amazing These days I'm

Sitting at when I refill It's between 60 and 80 Yeah mine's like 60 70 Sometimes in the higher 70s I don't know also gas prices Vary so much in L.A. That I feel like they don't I've seen around the country

It feels like the range between stations is not as big as I see in L.A. Where it's like one block and it's like few bucks high. Yeah, it'll literally be like a dollar 50 more. Where I feel like when I'm in like Charleston, I'll see it vary by maybe like 20 cents, 25 cents. But it's never like crazy. I don't even know how gas stations like that

pick the prices to charge. Do they just like follow the oil market? They receive a vision that morning. A collective hive mom. there's like a like a like a mother lord 625 is that is that a term the mother lord yeah mother lord uh the mother lord uh the mother lord gives the vision and then i mean i mean sometimes the middle of the day they might get a it's like a that's so raven moment like and he looks up at the price like oh shit he does the that's so raven zoom in and he sees himself

changing the price on the sign i mean it pulls back out and he has to go out there and do it Do we need to go for a second? Did we already, I'm just making sure. Did we, one of the breaks we took, was that another ad read? Or do we have to set more time aside for the second ad read reading? Like, can we just keep going? Or do we have to allocate like a little break? I mean, I, there could, one of the, the phone call could have been.

Right? Yeah. Okay. I don't want to interrupt. We don't need to, we don't need the break conversation. No, our beautiful fans have been, you guys have been so patient. And you as well. In kind.

Thank you. Thank you for dealing with my phone business, business. Don't worry about it, Cah. Yeah. Well, I will worry about it because I worry about what you think of me, and I don't want to think you're mad at me. You flatter me, Cah. Stop it, Cah.

Michael Jep. Stop it, Cah. I couldn't even hear what you were doing because you were cupping it. Oh, Luke heard it. Yeah, Luke and the audience heard it. That was in his ears. And he probably went, Oh,

throws his headphones down. Smashes his hand on the fucking table. The keyboard bounces up. Imagine that in a car with the bass and everything. Just, Ugh. Luke could also EQ that part if he wanted to and really boost the lows. So people like,

like get some like sub frequencies. So if you're in a car listening, your subwoofer, just that burp or whatever. whatever that sound you did really just goes, activates it. Activate. That sounds like a burp that Randall from Monsters Inc. would do. Yeah, that was a, I was like a, what a tiny little, like a smurf burp. There's some really small frogs in KC.

Dude, like this big. In Kansas. Little babies. Did you see the ones like this big? They're little babies, dude. Like, when we would walk, like, in the evening and we'd walk past the warehouses, there would be like, sometimes I'd see like eight, nine of them, like this big. So it must have been a frog hatching season recently.

Apparently someone saw a snapping turtle. Yeah, yeah. They ran out, took it out of the road. I saw a frog this big. It was like a bullfrog. It was just sitting on a rock and I was like, oh my God. Don't touch the frogs. Yeah, you're not supposed to.

Because they absorb whatever touches their skin. That's right. I forgot about, uh-oh. No, I didn't. Did you touch the frogs? No, no, I didn't touch a frog. I don't, I don't, I don't want to touch a frog. The frog doesn't want to be touched.

Exactly. You know, it's like a mutual understanding. Exactly. Oh, dude. Toads. I, I hate these. I was getting some water last night and right next to me. I saw it out of the corner of my eye, not a spider or anything, a fucking house centipede.

Yep. They're fucking, I hate the look of those things. Dude, they're fucking, they look prehistoric. Yeah. And we don't have those in South Carolina. So growing up, I never saw those. but out in Southern California Luke put up a picture of a house centipede

They're big and and everyone Take a look of a screener It's like how it's they were they're a shortened centipede But for what they lack in their like length Their legs are like the size of their body They have like a million legs It's like a you know like silverfish It's like a beefed up silverfish with a million legs

Are they fast? Yes okay They jump No But they're like Yeah they're they're little they scurry and every time I see one of those it scares the shit out of me at first because I'm just like I don't know I let my guard down I'm not expecting if I see a bug I'm

usually I'm just not expecting to see that thing it's gonna be a cricket right it's gonna be like a house spider or something a house centipede uh they're big they're huge dude they're like they're like they can get like this big and like uh yeah like what ryan was saying wide they are if you're an audio listener they do not look like a centipede like they're not like a synopede. They're just called that because they have a lot of legs. Looks like an evolution, like a earwig. Yeah. It had a Pokemon evolution.

Like a silverfish and earwig and you gave it a bunch of, it's like a spore creation. It looks like something that would have been like in an art piece to depict like the Cambrian era. What type are they just like are they like akin to like what like are they like are they pests? Actually. Are they like spiders where they help hunt the other. bugs around the house? Yes, they actually are, uh, from what I remember, they're good like spiders. Jesus, they're scary. Right. Oh my God. Is a fast, nocturnal arthropod native to the Mediterranean. It's highly beneficial household predator that feeds on common pests like spiders, bedbugs, and

silverfish. Wow. They have, uh, 15 pairs of legs. Yeah. Uh, and they reach an astonishing speed of point four meters per second. Yo, what? What? So in two seconds, it can run a meter. Yeah, about. Yeah, uh-uh. They live three to seven years? I didn't know bugs could...

Because I always think of the fairly odd parents episode where it's the life cycle of the fly. It's like 30 legs, sorry. It looks like a shit ton. Their antennas are long, their legs... Their legs are so long they're up and then bent down or some shit like that. They have like butt antennas. Their legs are like bent.

which makes them scarier and their legs go all the way around like it's not just like one side the other side I learned something though

that is a little scary so they're not poisonous but they are venomous and they can bite it's very rare but they can bite humans and the venom is harmless to humans

but it can cause mild localized pain or swelling similar to a bee sting oh damn so if you go and fight them just know yeah but they are like

I have heard that They're really good for other pests. And I think they might be a, what's it called when you can't carry diseases? I don't know the word for it. Yeah, I had it earlier. Awesome. Well, yes, that is awesome.

Yeah, they don't pose a threat to humans. Oh, you know what's back? What? Fucking mosquitoes are back with a vengeance now at summertime. Really? I haven't seen any. Yeah. They're ready.

They like you. You got sweet blood? Mm-hmm. It's my mom used to say, so he used to swarm me. She's like, hey, you got sweet blood,

Matthew. I didn't check, but we had, it was like last year or something, the mosquitoes that were like the red and black banded ones. Dude, yeah. That are just like aggressive.

Yeah. I, I might still have, I think they're just here for good. They might just be like the new dominant. Yeah. Dude, those fucking,

uh, they were aggressive and they could bite you through like all your clothes. Mm-hmm. And those, those bites were, they, would be there for weeks. And like, you scratch them and they scabble up.

They're nasty little fuckers. Dude, I forgot what those mosquitoes were called. I just remember they came from China on, um... China. Like shipping containers. They got trapped in there, ended up over here, started just fucking like crazy. Unless it's a jenga tower or like some nice like underwear, China can keep it, you know? Yes, exactly.

I don't want the... I like the... The toys and the board games and the trinkets and the trinkets and bips and bobs. The food. Anything that spreads. I don't want the disease. I don't want that. I don't want the mosquitoes.

I don't want the bugs. And they don't want our bugs and diseases as well. You know, it's a mutual thing. Yeah, I mean, I mean, countries are strict as fuck about insects and soil, just soil. It's a federal crime to release a shit ton of lady bugs. Why do you? Well, some people should. shouldn't do that, then if they did.

Especially in a place like Southern California where ecosystems are probably pretty frail. On the tipping point. Right. At what level is releasing insects considered, like, if I have a ladybug. Like, bioterrorism? Yeah, exactly. Like, when is it, when is it eco-terrorism or whatever? Because if I have a ladybug that I ordered online, a single ladybug, and I set it free in Southern California, that's obviously not eco-terrorism.

But if I set two free, that's also not eco-terrorism. Where is the line? Where would a court charge me? Like, in federal court with eco-terrorism. Releasing commercially purchased ladybugs in Southern California is not classified as eco-terrorism, which is a targeted malicious act to cause economic or environmental damage. for political reasons. However, environmental experts

strongly discouraged the practice. Okay, so it's only just, they're only like, it's just like, it's like, you shouldn't, but. Don't do that.

Oh, my God. Look at them all. Oh, my God. Oh, I mean, I'll be damned. That is a sight. I'm glad I've seen. Honestly,

I'm glad that I was here. I mean, and it's, it's going to completely throw the ecosystem completely out of equilibrium for years, but,

but wow, look at all these lady clubs. Yeah, and we can't charge you with anything, so just, just don't do it again. Please. Yeah. Because someone

many years ago mailed us for a mail video. A lot of live ladybugs. Don't do that by the way. And that's not a, don't do it. Like those, don't send anything living to the PO box. Yeah, that's irresponsible because sometimes that shit goes a long time without being checked. Months. Whatever you send is just going to be dead. Also, like, we save up mail and backlog it so we have enough for like future episodes. So some packages, and this is also for people that might have sent stuff that you're like, I haven't seen it. We have, we save packages.

So we have ones for future episodes that are, yeah, okay. Save my package. Yeah, okay. Express checkout. Woo. Shopify shop pay button. And we probably have a Shopify ad on this episode. Shopify rules.

They're like our saving grace sponsor. They keep us calm, cool, collected in times of need when it's business, merch sales type stuff. Yeah, this isn't an ad. Actually, Shopify is just a good platform. And they're really fun to use. But again, this is not an ad. I don't even know if we have one this episode.

Yeah. I mean, this is just... Probably, though. This is just our personal opinion. This is my personal endorsement. But it's said for political reasons. That's what classifies as ecoterrorism. So what if I do it maliciously, but it's not for, like, political reasons? Like, what if I do it because I'm mad at my ex-girlfriend?

She doesn't like ladybugs. so I release like 100,000 ladybugs on her street. That makes you like a small town neighborhood super villain. The ladybug man. You don't like ladybugs? Well, I will release them into your garden and throw off the equilibrium of the health and its nurturing ability.

Can I start over? You're dressed as a giant ladybug? Ha ha ha ha ha. It sucks that. I throw a smoke bomb, but I don't. don't run away. It sucks that in real life, the supervillains, like, there's nothing fun about them. Like, they don't have funny costumes or...

They're egomaniacs. They're just self-obsessed. Yeah, they're just boring. But they're always typically people who want to be more interesting than their money, and that's never the case. Unfortunately, none of them are any more interesting than the money that they possess. Because a lot can be done with that money. I mean, there's some people that could be some supervillains that, you know, could just, just with a little rebranding.

Like, it's the pedophile president. Oh, true. You know, that's, that's, that's PP, you know. Elon is probably the closest thing to like a mega mind type villain where it's just like this dude that's like, he thinks it's just like a badass. Like, it's, I'm so fucking cool. I'm becoming meme. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, he did become meme.

It was dope. And he's like not really that self-aware. like Megamind. I haven't seen it, believe it or not. You should watch it once in your life. And I always say this. You should at least watch Megamind once during your lifetime. I go through life and that is the one thing I will always repeat.

Not the show. Everyone, did they make a show? They did. Dude, I hate when there would be a successful anime movie and then all of a sudden like Nickelodeon's like, I don't know, it's a TV show. And it's like, do people watch that shit? Like Penguins of Madagascar had like five seasons. Cusco's New School. Yeah, I remember that one

He's dancing and shit Doing this type of stuff Yep I think that's cold I shouldn't be doing that Like Egyptian No Is that they didn't dance like that

They probably threw a bag I think that That dance move is Is referred to as Egyptian Because Like in in Egyptian Art That's how they would like

Draw the people's arms So they're like Oh I wouldn't Turn into a silly dance And there's that song Walk like an Egyptian It's probably very chafed

Just a wide Wide stock Oh yeah Oh can you imagine walking like that all day It looked pretty cool Dude Egyptians knew how to party They were wearing those funny little headdresses

They had a bunch of fucking gold They had a lot of lavish Where the fuck do you get that out there Were they just digging in the sand And then it's like oh gold Oh yeah Well someone else was digging in the sand for them Yeah

And building their monuments I want it to be like me, but I'm like, I'm a giant cat. Dude, it really is something like a 12-year-old. It's like, yeah, me, but I'm also half hawk. And I'm like a superhero. Well, actually, he's freaking out, looking at it for the first time. Woo! Forget that King Tut was like 12.

Yeah, oh, well, yeah. They were actually like, and I don't think, too, King Tutte didn't live past like 18, right? Okay, okay. No, he, he died young. I mean, a lot of people died young back then, right? But he was appointed as king when he was very young. That's always so funny to me. And any, like, old dynasty or whatever.

Like, even, like, medieval kingdoms, like, would eventually, like, the firstborn would be some fucking, like, 10-year-old. Well, it's so funny when, like, literally the king of a nation ends up being, like, a two-year-old. And it's like, okay, well, hmm. I guess we have to follow. the rules on... Would you change the king's diaper? I mean, he's not asking for it. They're probably saying that at the White House.

Hey, hey. Yeah, that's good. That's what I'm talking about. But, uh... Who-oo-ee. Who doggie? It's... I actually don't know how it works in, like, England with the, uh, royal family.

They don't have any actual power, right? No. In government? Is it strictly symbolic or do they have, like, some kind of... In the power that I would assume... And I'm just assuming, right? I'm a dumb American, so this is what I think, I guess. In my head, it's all symbolic, but they do have pull in the way of, like, connections.

It's like, oh, we want to make you happy in this way. You know, they're giving leeway on a lot of things. Well, you know, Andrew, they used to. Oh, yeah. Well, they exiled them on an island, dude. Yeah, they reeled the leash on that one. They sent him to an island? Imagine.

Oh, like Napoleon? Yeah, he's just waiting. it's so hot oh and for me someone who doesn't sweat dude dude it actually it's it is very funny though how like king charles just it's not putting up with with the andrew he's like he's like i'm not i'm not no what would princess diana think she would be fucking disappointed that her son was partying with epstein oh yeah that's i think that's yeah right of her sons right Yeah. That's not one of a...

No, no, no, no. His mom is... That's not one of Elizabeth's sons. I thought it was Prince Diana's son. Oh, British fans are going to be pissed. No, no, he's old as fuck. Yeah, that's how it's good say. He is Elizabeth's son, I think, maybe.

Oh, fuck. Well, he had Aunt Diana, I don't know. Yeah, yeah. I'm sorry, British people. Oh, fuck you guys. Come on, got you. I'm just kidding. Oh, they're really showing their teeth.

How can they not? Mm-hmm. Yep. Oh man, dude Every now and then I'll see a picture of like a British guy Because like for the most part Like you know I know there's like the meme

They look like normal human beings Yeah just just like I wouldn't be able to tell But every now and then I will see like a British guy And the media where I'm like Holy shit That guy is British He's a British boy You could tell before he even opens his mouth

Very just Nigel Thornberry-esque Very Nigel That's a great name too It's a very like Nigel We're only making plans for Nigel. XTC. Oh!

That was a great fucking Michael Jackson screech. Thank you. I had to do it a good bit. I know. When we were filming something... Just to keep Hunter happy, he would always ask. Yeah, he's like, could you do it for me? I'm like, okay.

Dude, I can't get into it without spoiling things, but... Well, in a future episode... Talking about one is... T, T, T, T, T, T. Yeah, I didn't expect Hunter to. be packing that much of it. I mean, on a set of like 50 people, it's a bad idea, but. Trey took it like a tramp.

Oh, oh yeah, he did. Who's Trey? None of your business. Yeah, sorry, guys. Trey Scott. This is just for the boys. Dude, speaking of Trey Scott, I, apparently, I haven't seen it yet. The Odyssey, hey, comes out today.

But apparently, uh, Is he the first line of dialogue? Travis Scott is the first voice you hear in the movie. Yeah, he is. It starts with sicko mode. Boom, boom. Or it starts with like, I get those goosebumps every time.

Don't you open up that window? Odysseus just... Turn it up. Oh, that new Travis Scott bangs. Yeah, I've heard... Sendea got a perfect. Really? I heard there's...

It ended up a take, and Christopher Nolan went perfect, and everyone was jealous. and Hathaway got a perfect too Really? Yep Yeah you know And I saw the I think

Some of the male actors We're talking to each other Going why don't we get that Why don't we get a perfect Damn it They're turning purple It's so easy in the industry Yeah

I'm gonna see it It's like three hours I know It's two hours 53 minutes I'll be using the condom method So I don't have to get it Go pee Good

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