supermegashow - Bad at D&D | supermegashow - 067

Episode Date: June 18, 2025

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Woop woop. That's the sound of the beast. Mr. Beast? You know I uh, well I know that. Wait. I hear our echo. Yeah. I do too.

You need to turn it down. I turned it off. That's weird. I didn't see it. Who can say where the road goes? Dude I'm like uh I'm like Jack Black if if God cursed him with only having a tenth of his talent That's not true, you're more talented than me. Hey, hey, give me some yelling. Whoop, whoop, that's the sound of the...

I'm just gonna do the... Because I heard it in Cop Out, the Kevin Smith directed Cop Out, starring Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan. Really? It was not good. I saw it with my dad in theaters. Believe it or not. Dude, I need you to sit down one of these days. Like, I'm gonna get you a special notebook. Go through all the catalog of like, from 1994 to when I left for LA. Yeah, I need you to literally go through that

and write down every movie you saw with your dad in theaters. That would be interesting, because it's not like we saw like, art house films. So it would be all the like, I just have to go through big releases. I bet you I could remember for the most part, as long as I wasn't like, too young. Cause I'm sure there's a bunch of movies that I just don't remember going to

Honestly, what if I got you a Like on Etsy I got you a custom notebook. That's like Has like a picture of you and your father on it and it's like Ryan's dad. No Movies movies daddy and I saw okay, Or I mean, spelled with an I maybe? A lowercase I. Maybe Poppy. P-A-P-I. We're not Mexican. That's more of a Cuban thing, but...

Is it? I have no idea. I just, when I think of Poppy, I think of like... Teen X? I... that's it. It's not for us crackers is all I know. No, us honkeys definitely are not using the word poppy usually. So poppy, what is this, what is this?

I hear people say this. I mean, I don't hear no crackers saying this. What does it mean? We're just befuddled. We want to figure this out. The intellectuals speak. I don't hear no crackers saying this. But I think of like a Cuban girl in Miami saying,

Hey, Papi. Maybe like, I picture like one of the girls, like a non-named actress, as in like no speaking role. Like an extra? Yeah, like an extra holding the numbers for a Fast and furious movie when they're going or like the flag or they mm-hmm Maybe it's a it has to be a speaking role. They're saying let's go poppy maybe to Vin Diesel and Vin Diesel's like Something like that their Latinx right sure okay, And it's a Fast and Furious movie. I don't think they really, regardless, it's about family.

I mean, sometimes family can be a bit tricky. You know that more than anyone else. What's that supposed to mean? It's about the divorce, right? That's what that means? It's more about. That's a low blow, dude. I expect it better from you.

I was more talking about your dad's public speech that didn't mean the one that he made in front of the podium with the large crowd at the it was like right at the tail end of the Donald Trump I know yeah I remember he had a PowerPoint it just was weird it was and I didn't really understand I don't think it at well it was pretty clear what he was trying to get at. I just I Don't agree with it. I just want to throw that out there, but I don't think we should get into that. Yeah Speaking of penises in my asshole. Sorry. I was gonna go I was gonna then transition that into talking about my dad's Facebook and YouTube videos. I almost I was like I almost want to cut back because

The podium shit people could find the video make memes of that Oh true true. So is there a way we can they make memes of it? But it's like I just don't want people going on my dad's Facebook and shit. Okay, so do you think that's... That's fine. The joke you did is totally fine. Okay. Because I can just see it now. People being like, Yeah, I found the footage of that speech. Well, I took that Reddit post down pretty quick, so... Okay, good, good, good.

Hey, I updated you on it. Thank you. Rule two. So, harassment or doxing? So how you doing on this fine beautiful Tuesday morning? I'm doing fine. I'm doing fine. Doing fine. I, you know, I've started playing a new video game. No, no ass. What are you playing? Elden Ring Night Rain. I've been having some fun with it. Are you effing with me right now?

I'm not effing with you. I've been having some, gosh golly, good darn good fun. So you're playing with two other friends then? Yeah, I mean there's a bunch of, you know. I mean you can, if you wanna play. No, yeah, I feel shoe-horned now. I mean you didn't ask to begin with. You're not very much into souls-like games.

So you decide that for me? I mean you decide that for you. This reminds me of when I played a D&D campaign when I was a freshman in college and I took it very seriously and someone else in the group did not take it seriously and they were just Look man, you can't be included in every single thing that happens. Look just be like if you're not interested in something people aren't going to invite you to it Like that's not that's not a knock on you. People don't assume that you enjoy these games that you tell people you don't like. Maybe it's wrong for them to assume that. I stressed that I really liked the D&D campaign.

I played all day, like eight, nine hours, and then I got dinner with my girlfriend at the time because I've been playing D&D for eight or nine hours and and then I got dinner with my girlfriend at the time because you know I've been playing D&D for eight or nine hours, and you know I have to go get dinner my girlfriend and Wasn't long and then while I'm at dinner. I just get a text saying I don't think these games are right for you and kicked me out and the rest of the Frank group kept playing well That's the last time you play D&D with your family isn't it? It's not my family, dude. Okay? Just picture your mom, your dad, your sister. I don't think these are right for you.

Dude, doing like a campaign, you're like, I'm gonna go out with my girlfriend real quick, grab a bite to eat, you get a text from your dad. I don't think these role playing games are suited for you, son. Your sister's like, yeah, Matt, you just weren't taking it seriously. What are you talking about?

Like, it's like they lock the door to the house. I try to get back in Like he doesn't work through the window it starts raining and they're all like laughing and having fun like dressed up It's shit like all the sudden they have like medieval costume When um When I go out to dinner, they're like bye and like the door shuts behind me and the second the door shut you're all just like You're like three separate locks Quickly like a dungeon door Yeah, but uh those wooden blocks that just slides to oh, I love those I love those we honestly classic lock

We should bring those back on doors. They're better than the current locks on doors. They're like the current locks on doors There's a little tiny pieces of metal. They're like Yeah, I mean just one one good kick at the right time because it you know it'll break through the wood you know super Super easy, I've never kicked a door down But I I don't know I feel like it Isn't as easy as it looks or a door down Yeah, do you think it's one of those things that maybe is easier than it looks? It's one of those things that we definitely would-

You and I in real life, it would be that scene in a comedy movie where it's like Get out of the way! And then they go to break down the door and they bounce back- Like a buddy cop movie? Yeah. And then someone else like, just opens it, it's like It was unlocked! Dude, you got these fucking- I always say this-

You have these 2000's comedy movie tropes down That's why we need to make a 2000s movie Like I would love to just make a one-to-one 2000s movie that is that that right there is a scene that has to be in it like think of a plot that a tooth Out like some goofy ass shit like I love the pacifier for it's a good one for Navy Seal had to babysit kids Good cop bad cop and as in one is a good cop one's a bad cop. He to babysit kids? Good cop, bad cop. And as in, one is a good cop, one is a bad cop. He's very bad at being a cop.

He's the one that's hitting the door with his like, I got this. And then the good cop's like, I don't, what was that? Um, with Mark Wahlberg? No, no, no. There was like a Jake Gyllenhaal. I think Michael Peña was in it. Why does, something watch, on the watch, watch. The one with Ben Stiller?

No, no, no. Neighborhood Watch? Ben, no, no, no, this was a serious movie, hold up. Oh, no, it was called, not that, but the Neighborhood Watch, it was called Neighborhood Watch, the neighborhood watch it was called neighborhood watch Do you remember this and then they changed the name to the because of George Zimmerman? Yeah being a racist murderer Yeah, so then they're like, well, we shouldn't call it neighborhood watch anymore. It's just the watch

ooh, I just got a Friend recommended me a moot bring her back. They said this they saw it today bring her back they saw it today with their wife oh they're bragging I guess talking about their wife that's frustrating I don't know why they have to bring their wife into it rub it in you know I saw this movie with my wife but bring it it's the movie yeah by the Ricardo brothers the uh rucko rucko no no no that's a different person! The Rucka- cause I- cause I remember one point that- I can't remember what their YouTube channel is cause they do the McDonald's guy-

Wait, that's not them? Cause there's Rucka Rucka who does like racist song type shit. Or whatever. He'll- hold up. Let me see if I can find the difference. But the McDonald's one is the guys that are making the movies, right? Yes. Okay, yeah, that's what I thought. So I am accidentally bringing up Rucka Rucka Ali?

Dude, I thought, I didn't know there was a difference. I thought they were called that. I thought that was them. But the McDonald's guys, is it even similar? What are they called? Rucka, like with an A, I think? McDonald's... Wrestling? Clown... I loved

those videos. They were on Cold Ones. Is it R-I-C-K-A? It's Rocka Rocka with an A. Yeah, with an A. Yeah. So that's where the mix-up happened. Very different channels. Yeah, all I saw from that, what you just pulled up was some shitty old flash cartoons and I just saw a shitty drawing of Osama Bin Laden. So what an era, dude. What, you defending Osama Bin Laden now? Yes I am. I think he was-

He should have been given a proper burial and not been thrown off to sea. They should have buried him at sea. Although there is a chance that Davy Jones came and swept him up and he's working on his crew I will say there's like a part crab Squid Osama bin Laden. Have we I feel like we've had to have talked about this idea But like in the next book like that's what happens Osama bin Laden's body Gets dumped in the ocean and Davy Jones takes Osama bin Laden and brings him back to life. We talked about Like aquatic Hulk Osama bin Laden mermaid Osama bin Laden or some shit like that when they threw him out

We've we've discussed Osama bin Laden being buried at sea many a times here on the cast even on the previous Podcast you and I hosted we talked about it. Do you think they actually gave him a funeral because they say they did they say that they had a um and You and I hosted we talked about it. Do you think they actually gave him a funeral? Because they say they did they say that they had a um and uh, is it an Imam? It's a candlelit service Every soldier was brought up to deck giving a candle. Everyone was saluting dude They played taps Everyone was like, oh! They played taps. He was a good man!

They're playing the him dancing to Poker Face in slow motion up on a projector on the ship. Black and white. And they launched him out of a cannon into the ocean. You see his body flailing ragdolling through the air.

He skips on the fucking water. And then a tail wheel hits him back Flailing ragdolling through the air he skips on the fucking water And then a tail wheel hits him back, and he lands back on the ship and they go ah Then they have to do it then they have to launch him out of the cannon again But this time the cannon just obliterates him so he blows out in like four or five different pieces. It's just a mist of red Oh, I mean it rains bet the wind blows it rains all over all the soldiers, and they're like standing there silently I mean it rains bet the wind blows it rains all over all the soldiers and they're like standing there silently So that just happens and then do do do pause do do do do do do do do do do That was the summer. I'll never forget Yep, that's me and my buddy Joel

You know I'd be thinking how do we get to this this point covered in Osama bin Laden's blood? Well, I mean, I guess you guys saw that intense action scene. But let's show you the boring stuff in the beginning. And then smash cut World Trade Center. Okay? It all started at the World Trade Center. And you might think, oh, I know where you're going

with this, Matt. No, it's not on 9-11. It's just, you know, this is before 2001. So they're just at the World Trade Center hanging out. Yeah. Specifically the Twin Towers. They're playing catch from each tower. Yeah, they're at the roof.

One on one tower, one on the other. Could you even do that, like, comfortably? Would you have to like, could you even like, like the distance? Yeah. I so like a neck an average person no no I don't think so I think that maybe without good like really exerting yourself to the full it could you have a could you have a chill get like like how far how far would that have to like how far are they apart let's see edge well now they're too far to comfortably play a game of catch.

They're not far apart at all anymore. Um... No. Distance... They merged into one. Distance between twin towers. I know, I'm sure like a baseballman could easily... Yeah.

A baseballsman could just hurl one to the other side. Um... What's this information you found? Take a guess? I want to see how close you are 500 to a thousand feet I'm gonna go with him. Maybe like a 1500 130 only 130 yeah, I was surprised for some reason I'm like oh, it's gotta be because you know I'm making room for like a sidewalk like a bunch of space 130 feet dude you could I, I mean I could. You'd still have to lob it.

I couldn't throw a ball that far but I think. How long is a baseball field? In terms of feet. That's a great, how many. Convert, wait you have to do three. Yeah how many feet is a base ball field? Baseball field is, okay a standard major league baseball field is generally? 90 feet from base to base with distances from home plate to send your football field. Sorry

Oh usually people talk in football fields and yeah It's this well think about listen to this distance from home plate to center field varying between 350 and 400 So let's see how many feet is a frickin football field? A standard American football field is 360 feet long and 160 feet wide. Okay so... So I don't know why I was thinking they would be three football fields apart. I mean they would not be the twin towers at that point. Maybe half a football field. But it's not even that. They'd Twin Towers at that point. Maybe half of football field. But it's not even that. They'd be cousin towers at that point, you know?

Or maybe friend towers. I have a problem like visualizing how big something is. I do too. Like I will overestimate it just because my brain goes, my brain like starts to think and then it goes pfft, when it gets to a certain point.

I love that, I mean that's a common thing with like, it's just a human thing unless you're like a savant is, or unless you paid attention in general grade school, you know, that could have helped. It does, no it doesn't. I like drawing stick figure wars, you know? Sue me. Do you want me to sue you for that? I can if you want.

I don't want to. I know. Why would you sue me for that? Well, you just asked me to. Where'd you bring that up from? Why would you sue me? You asked. It's just an odd thing to bring up. Okay. It was very off topic. Anyway, you could you could probably throw a football from one twin tower to the other, could you? Oh, easy. 130 feet? I'm really trying to visualize how big that is now. Like, so one end of a football field, the short end, to the other, like the width, by minus 30 feet. So...

I feel like you could lob a ball that far I don't know if I if you learned how to throw that's the thing Maybe I could cuz you know like a lot of people do this type of throw you know Where they even where they go? I always try to do that, and they're not using though. I'll show you slow my how I would throw You know I kind of pull it back slow mo how I would throw, you know? I kinda pull it back and then I would UGH!

Your problem is keeping it here You wanna... When you throw It's really like, whipping Like you are using the momentum of your arm Like your arm's a fucking trebuchet That's why like a, that's why when a pitcher And when he winds up

He extends his arm and then whips it over. Because it's the... That's not how you are throwing a luff, but when you're like... Okay. ...you do that. Alright, I didn't... You don't want to keep your arm bent. You're losing a lot of that momentum.

I guess it doesn't feel natural, because I'm scared that if I throw it like that, I'm going to pop my arm out of its socket. Well that's a lot of people do and a lot of You know of baseball players pitchers get arm injuries specifically because they're doing that. Yeah I watched a... You just have to have control. Because eastbound and down is about baseball and Danny McBride throws a mean ball in that show Softball.

It actually looks like he can throw a baseball. Okay. Maybe he just like learned for the show, but it looks like he knows what he's doing. What's Honey Boo Boo up to these days? I don't know, let's go to ads. Hey, it's Bobbie from the Really Good Podcast. Sorry to pop in during your episode, but it's

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if I get to use the Fire Dragon. You got both the blue and the black dragon so I don't see why I didn't say I want you can't have like a monopoly on all the fucking dragons when we play dragon not playing monopoly we're playing dragon no I know exactly maybe you just don't understand the English language no I understand the English language easily get confused with people and don't understand what they're saying well you can't fucking bring the iron giant every time we play dragons. He was not- he did not exist at the same time as dragons.

You stay out of the way of following this one. Superman, you know. What? Superman. I'll use him whenever- I'll use the iron giant if I feel like it. Well, I don't want to play dragons with you then. He's like a metal dragon. He just doesn't have a tail or anything. No he's not. He's an alien. He's closer to a dragon. He just doesn't have a tail or anything. No, he's not. He's an alien. He's closer to a dragon than anything else. Hold up.

Because he doesn't technically exist. In either the book or the sequel, The Iron Lady, or whatever it is. The Iron Woman. Iron Woman. Isn't there a dragon the size of Australia? Yes, there is. Yeah, so there actually is a dragon canonically in the universe. I think that's in the original.

Yeah. Because I have both of them and I was a curious but yeah there's a there's a dragon the size of Australia I think it sits a top on Australia somebody I can't damn such a weird fucking book that's a lot weirder than the movie has nothing to do with what the movies about like it is it is there's like nothing similar except for the fact there's a giant robot and like a kid at some point so they really just so the the it's very loosely based on like

The the character from the book and the story itself is very very its own man's Lee's not in the book. I Don't recall. I think there is like the military in the book, but it's just like it's not the same story it's not the same plot it's not a single theme no following there's no there's no Superman in there I can tell you that God I always forget the fucking Vin Diesel voices the Iron Giant yeah and he also was in that wonderful interview. God, she's so sexy. I can't, I can't, I can't, like I'm trying to give an interview, but I can't focus.

She's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. And then she asked him a question. So tell me about the movie that's going on. Look, I can't, your mouth is moving, but I'm only looking at you, you know, you're so beautiful. It's the most awkward interview I think I've've one of the most awkward interviews I've ever seen I've seen some pretty awkward interviews. I don't know if I've seen that one I've seen the I think one of the most awkward ones I saw was the

The Ben Affleck interview where he's like wasted and he's just like groping the female co-host of the morning show he's on. First one, Annie. God, you're so beautiful. My God, she's so beautiful. Am I right or wrong? Look at her. How am I supposed to do this interview?

Look at this woman. She's so beautiful. Go on, yo, man. Talk to me, baby. That's so uncomfortable. She clearly is like very... Have you seen Shaq with that one on the podcast with that one lady that happened like within this year? No. Did Shaq...

Was Shaq trying to squirt some Shaq sauce? Let me see if I can find the... I know the classic news report about when Shaq made fun of the disabled man on Instagram and they interviewed the guy it's very sad honestly Ryan couldn't find the clip guys it's all right I was just trying to blatantly lie on Shaq's name how could I do that after he's done this for us sorry Shaq yeah we won't do that again. And I'll say we because you and I are in this together. We had rings.

Oh, we should get some friendship rings. We should get some friendship rings that are actually like... SM. They come together. SM. Super mega. That'd be sick. Like serial rings essentially. We should. We should design some actually cool rings that you and I would legitimately wear on a daily basis. Yours has like a blue stone or something, mine has a red stone.

Not like red stone from Minecraft. Hmm, actually. Might be pretty cool. Might be kinda cool. We got like a Minecraft design ring. They're square. But you know, they're square, but they have the circle inside.

Right, yeah, so the outside's square, but the dude? Not a bad idea. I just like the rings with the curve and the flat. Uh... Yeah, I have one of those where it curves and then it's... Yeah, I have one of those. I don't know where it is. I feel like the fit on those are always like nice and snug. I like this little one right here. It's like an octagon.

No, show the people. It's got some... I'm trying to... It's like an octagon and it's got like show the people it's got some I'm trying to It's an octagon, but it's don't flick them off dude. Don't flick them off dude. Oh He's throwing up. He's he's flicking them off in British, and this is actually this is flicking them off in British This is my favorite ring because it spins, so I'm just constantly it's like a fidget thing Yeah, I love this ring specifically a fidget thing. Oh, that's fun. I love this ring. Is it specifically a fidget ring? I didn't know it was like this when I bought it. So it's like, I'll just be sitting there and I just constantly, I'm doing this.

It's like a great ADHD toy thing. These are from a brand called Chasing. Very cool. The very cool isn't part of the name, I just added that. But I think, have you seen the Ben Affleck interview where he uh I have in the past I've he's wasted and he's like come here sweetheart. You're so beautiful like on his lab me this before actually and then Fuck there's that I watched a compilation of celebrities getting mad at interviewers

And I think one of the most uncomfortable ones I've seen is interviewers and I think one of the most uncomfortable ones I've seen is definitely Tom Cruise when he was on 60 Minutes Australia. Oh not when he gets pranked with water. I love that one. Why would you do that? No no no you're a jerk. You're a jerk. You're just a jerk. It's such a good clip. It's like that cold calculated rage. I know. It's like if he could if he was alone in a room with this guy beat him to death but he can't so he's like I'm Tom Cruise he was alone in a room with this guy beat him to death But he can't so he's like I'm Tom Cruise your jerk He would play a great

He I mean Patrick Patrick Bates like I think that uh Christopher Bale great job Tom Cruise. I think also would have done a good Patrick Bates I feel like um wait is Patrick Bateman. Sorry I knew a kid named Patrick Bates. I feel like um... Wait is it Patrick Bateman? Sorry I knew a kid named Patrick Bates. That's why I... But the Bates Motel, it's a reference to the original Psycho. Oh! I see. So. Or maybe because he Bates as in masturbates. No it's definitely it's definitely I mean you know American Psycho and Psycho it's definitely a reference. Who's that? I think probably the right... Nevermind mine Tom Cruise would have done a good job though because he's an American psycho

Yeah, he is. Have you seen American Psycho 2 with Vince Vaughn? What? What do you mean? Is it official? Yeah No, hold on. Are you talking about Psycho 2? Yeah, is it? What is it? I highly doubt it's American Psycho 2. Hold up. The sequel to the Christian Bale epic romance thriller? Stop. There's no way that they made an official sequel with Vince Vaughn. You're slapping my shaft around right now. It wasn't with Vince Vaughn. Is it American Psycho 2 though?

But there is an American Psycho 2 with Steve Urkel. Recognize that face? She's sitting right next to you. Is that Mila Kunis? Yeah! 2002 American Psycho 2. And is it official or is it like you know when they do a sequel that's like a spin-off and it's different people? I mean, it's from a studio, you know, it's, it's... I mean, it's as official as William Shatner's in it. What? Oh yeah.

The Shatman? The Shatman. And that's pretty much as far as... What a bizarre lineup. Mila Kunis, William Shatner, sounds like a Family Guy episode. What, what, I think, and then Psycho 2 is with Vince Vaughn, sorry. I think. Let me make sure. You're not thinking of Brawl and Cell Block 9001? It's over 9,000? Psycho 2 1980? No. Wait, what did what? Vince Vaughn starred in some weird shit. Brawl and Cell Block 99. No, it was like an older film. I'm gonna go back in his

filmography. You're thinking of Wedding Crash dude the directors cut yeah they brutally murder someone while intoxicated that's not true yes it is it's not true it's 100% true you just haven't seen it dude Vince Vaughn was in Dookie Howser MD he was no way yeah he was in the way yeah we all know he was in the Lost World Jurassic Park Come on. He was mm-hmm Return to Paradise clay pigeons He was in the Hercules TV show is Loki

See Vince Vaughn's one of those guys who by all means is not a bad actor at all It's just uh, he's Vince Vaughn, you know? So it's like I can't see him in, it's hard to take him seriously. And I feel bad saying that because I'm sure that, you know, that's the exact last thing he wants people to say about him. Besides the thing that happened in Mexico. No, yeah, we shouldn't. Look, maybe I got it confused with someone else. wants people to say about him besides the thing that happened in Mexico. Look, maybe I got it confused with someone else. I could have swore he was in some

like weird horror movie that wasn't Cell Block 99. Like it was something from like the 2000s or 90s or some shit. But I couldn't find it. So let me get this straight. So Luke, could you throw up a picture of Fred Claus? Pfft! How do you come up with this stuff, dude? It's a- Vince Vaughn's in it, you know? It's like, as a- it's like, sorry I couldn't find the Vince Vaughn movie, but maybe this'll give people the idea to go watch Fred Claus again, cause it's such a good movie. Paul Giamatti's in it as well! Can we get- can we get- well, because you couldn't find the Shaq clip either, you know? Two for two. Paul Giamatti's in Fred Claus right he plays

Santa Claus right is that who plays in Fred Claus it does Paul G. Monte play Santa Claus in Fred Claus I Don't know dude. Have you not seen Fred Claus. No what I saw that in theaters with your dad. Hey That's right. That's what I'm talking about, baby. Oh Hey! That's right, that's what I'm talking about, baby. Hold on, I'm just making sure. Oh yeah. Paul, Paul, Paul, Guyamati's in it? It's Guyamati, by the way. I can guess who else is in it.

Is that Kevin, Kevin Spacey? Yeah, Kevin Spacey's in Fred Klaus. I forgot about that. Who does he play? Not Fred. Yeah, he's not Fred Klaus. That's Vince Vaughn. Vince Vaughn is Fred Klaus.

Kevin Spacey probably plays like the lawyer that's like, we're gonna take away the North Pole. We're gonna sue the North Pole. The North Pole, it's just gonna be the Pole now. We're gonna turn it into an Amazon Prime factory. I love when they have that character in movies. The businessman, the evil businessman. The evil businessman.

Well, I mean, they exist in the real world. They do, they do. They're out there. They're like the villain villain the cartoon super villain Businessman billionaire they're out there lying about being good at video games and they're out there embarrassing themselves on stage Stop fucking talking about Zuckerberg this way man. I'm no I love I love the zuck dude. He he smokes those meats That's my favorite thing. He's ever done smoking those meats. That's my favorite thing he's ever done. Smoking those meats? My second favorite Zuck moment is

When there were new face filters on Instagram today. This is my favorite one so far. Good job team. Great job team. New face filters. Luke can put that clip. Just show the people. New face filters on Instagram today. This is my favorite one so far Nice job team Wait, why are you flicking your tongue like that? I just thought about using a face filter And that's what I do when I use a face filter I always go and then go

Luke on my tongue and then I go Luke I need you to motion track for the rest of the episode face filters onto us. I need you to keyframe them manually Like some silly glasses maybe or a like a Mario nose with a mustache on Ryan face filters onto us. I need you to keyframe them manually. Like some silly glasses maybe, or like a Mario nose with a mustache on Ryan. Ooh. Can we just go to ads real quick actually? Yeah, let's go to ads.

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I just wanna apologize. No, no, you're fine dude, you're always amped up, ready to get on and tell people what they need to know and I appreciate that about you. Thank you. So, last week we had to take some sort of, I will call it a leave of that, like a... Sybatical.

Yeah, a sabbatical yeah a sabbatical because we didn't plan it correctly and last week the podcast came out on what we didn't know was national no don't learn a new word day yeah and that was our bet so we had to quickly cut it out. So for anyone that didn't see a word of the day that was why and I'm pretty sure a lot of you now are are probably upset because you learned a new word and you did not know the holiday that it was on that day. Yeah it's a federal holiday so you know they closed government buildings and stuff and I'm sure there were all sorts of of of

freaks in the comments going yeah I knew this would happen they do Word of the Week for two weeks and then forget about it no we didn't forget about it we had to cut it out. Well don't they feel stupid? Yeah they probably feel like like right jackasses right now. A little they know it was don't learn a new word day the national holiday. We spared them you know because that would have been pretty bad. It's a fiery range, by the way, if you do. Yep.

But Matt, you, Wat, son, has delivered to us, has delivered unto us a new word of the week this week. That's right. I have a great word of the week this week. And I personally, we're on the John, contemplating what this word could be. I was, I was sitting upon the can,

the porcelain throne, the commode as some call it, and I was searching for a good Word of the Week, a lesser known, very not frequently used English word, because a Word of the Week where it's a word like, repertoire, you know, it's like everyone uses that and knows it. But this one, I promise, none of you have ever used this word or probably even heard of it. The word of the week, Komodo kunquise. Hold on. Komodo kunquise. Komodo kunquise. Komodo Kunquise. Yeah, Komodo Kunquise. It's a uh- Did you listen how to pronounce it? Komodo- Komodo Kunquise. Here, I will-

Can you get Google- Wait. Kwo-moto. Kwo-moto. Kwo-moto Kunquise. Kwo-moto- Kwo-moto kum-kwis. Kwo-moto kum-kwis. Kwo-moto kum-kwis. Kum-kwis. Kum-kwis. It's spelled, get ready for this one guys, I'm sure you can see it on screen, but for M-O-D-O-C-U-N-Q-U-I-Z-E It's a verb And it means to make money in any way possible It's a very weird word So it's just like I need to go Komodo-Kun-Kwais Komodo-Kun-Kwais Kon-Kwais

It sounded like he was saying kunkwise. Kumoto kunquise. I need to go Kumoto kunquise right now. Dude, do you want to go Kumoto kunquise with me? I do want to Kumoto kunquise with you. Do you want to Kumoto kunquise with me? I do need to make money. Who up Kumoto kunquising right now?

Oh, you got it. You got it down now. Kumoto kunquise. It sounds like it's not an English word, but it is. No, it sounds like a god. Komodo Kunkwais. Striking lightning down from the skies upon the- The benevolent Komodo Kunkwais. Please give us rain! Uh, here it is in a sentence. And pregnant women. We need babies. Our village is only men and three women.

Honestly? But they're old and we respect them. Old women can have babies. Yeah, but like the chances of something not right with the baby heightens with age. It's true. Not for the man though! Really? Man, bro, Donald, Donald shot, shot Barron out at 60. Yeah, I'm looking at him. And yeah, he's perfectly fine.

Uh, he's like, dude, Barron Trump looks like a, nevermind. I was about to say, he looks like some sort of like fucking Elden Ring like enemy. RAAAHHHHH! Like swinging his arms at you. RAAAHHHHH! he's like 6'7 he's a fucking freak as in like in a fun way fun type of freak

like a fun circus freak who happens to be a millionaire he is the genius after all or the master what was the picture of him, the t-shirt he's wearing? I can't remember. Alright, here it is in a sentence, guys. After losing his job, Darren began to kwamotokunquise.

Kwamotokunquise. Sorry, let me, I have to start that over. Because it's quo, it's not ko, kwamotokunquise. It's kwamotokunquise. See, like, just the way it looks, it throws you off to pronounce, because it looks like after losing his job, after losing his job, Darren began to Komodokonkwiz, Komodokonkwiz, selling vintage DVDs, flipping furniture, and even renting out his driveway for parking. There you go, guys. And now, it's all of y'all's turn to use it in a sentence this week.

And also answer this question. How do y'all in the audience, cuamora conquies? Please let us know in the comments section. Again it doesn't matter. That's my favorite one so far. Yeah? That's a fun one to say. I thought you liked that. I actually looked at several different options and I... Beautiful. That was the one where I'm like, alright, that is... That's a winner Matthew Watson. Thank you. But of Matthew Watson fame. Don't worry there's gonna be more words of the week that are gonna beat that one. Maybe it's a really fucking good one. Starts with a Q as well. Yeah and I genuinely... Just like the quasi-moto sounding like quote-moto. It reminds me of the hunchback of

Nader Doom. I think was Chicago actually but Please use it and like we've said before it doesn't matter if you're watching or listening to this podcast in 2025 or 2045 You know, it doesn't matter if no one's commented on this video in seven eight nine ten years Go ahead and leave a comment using Kumamoto Kunkwiz. I said it right? Yep Okay, Kumamoto Kunkwiz. Kumamoto Kunkwiz. Kumamoto Kunkwiz.kwais. I said it, right? Yep. Kwamotokonkwais. Kwamotokonkwais. Kwamotokonkwais. There we go. I got it. That is a tricky one, dude. I've never, you know, had an English word like that that's been that difficult to pronounce. After serving his prison sentence, John Hinkley began to kowamoto-kunquise by making music. And paintings.

And paintings. Beautiful paintings. Really beautiful paintings. I keep going ko instead of kwo. Me too. Well, he pronounces it ko the first time he says it, and then he says some English speakers also pronounce it. Well moto of inquis So I guess either one is uh is correct But god that is a tricky one. It's long. Like that is one that that's a great spelling bee word Hey, I have an idea. You know how

Creators make these big events with like arenas and you have a spelling bee. Yeah, like how creator clash, you know the first one big arena and Ludwig has had several big events I think super mega should be the first creators to put on a spelling bee for creators and The winner gets a free 20% off coupon to a topless maid the service. That's awesome That's great. Honestly, Ryan, I think that we should bump that up and go 50%.

We're willing to cover half the cost of an afternoon of topless maids. We find the cheapest one possible in LA, which I'm sure is just some shit on Craigslist. You just like, see your dad starts inviting you to play Wordle and stuff more recently you're like hey like hey have you downloaded the dictionary app this thing's pretty cool yeah what about it no I'm just learning some new words

and stuff learn how to spell some stuff I don't know why is it because we announced the spelling bee with the 50% off topless maids? Ha! Oh you did? Wait, what? I didn't know that! Wha- I mean- I don't really keep up with you son. If you're hosting it, then I might as- you know, I might as well show up- the fans would love it! You're not a creator, dad. You're not an influencer. I paint-

Well, okay, yeah you are. I paint still life nudes of other adult men. Dale the Creator. Show one. Here it is. Gonna have to pixelate that for the YouTube version unfortunately but Patreon got to see it uncensored. Sorry I laugh because I'm trying to picture your dad in a room with a nude male model. He has done that before. For some

reason. He's drawn nude nude male models before. Okay the jokes over over like that's why I picture it's like all right then is he gonna put his clothes back on okay ha ha guys bring out whoever oh okay we're oh we're actually drawing him oh that's fine I guess I mean I'm not a bit big don't you think clearly cross is that size you'd say oh they brought him in because it's that's like a That's like a novelty penis. So should that is that like the center focus then because you know, no He doesn't say anything before hand but like the guy the guy is Class and like

I know I can't. Everyone else does a full body portrait. You know it. The teacher is walking around and I imagine this is like a moment in a movie. The camera is panning past everyone drawing theirs. Everyone is full body in a different interpretation than it gets to your dad. And the full page is just the penis. He has just a big beautiful just- Excuse me sir. Huh? Well I didn't know we were supposed to draw the rest of them. The thing is, everyone else is just stenciled except your dad is beautifully colored and painted already. Sir, what did you...

I brought some paints from home. I brought the watercolors in my pocket. I made a charcoal version as well. I also did this linoleum wood carving print. Sir, you are a... Spit on the microphone. I like how you- I slobbered on it. That was more than spit. I know, I know. I like how you knew exactly- when you started laughing I knew you knew it.

Our brains went whoosh. And I was so glad you got it. I was like, ah, yes, you know it. Well, there are tons of funny stories like that in other episodes as well as episodes that we record after this that only people on Patreon can see. Yep, there's a special 15 to 30-ish minute extra little snippet of this podcast that you can only get on Patreon by supporting the Patreon. The starting fee is $5. $5 a month.

But you might see names scrolling around, Matt. Can you explain what that's all about? Sure. And first things first, Luke, when I did that face, make sure you're close up on my face and you add a nice boing sound effect. Okay, but the names on the screen... Keep that in, Luke. Yeah, I'm fine with it.

I'm not ashamed to keep that in. Neither are the names right here on screen. See, these people, these names, I just pointed the wrong direction. But these people, wait, no I didn't. No? Hold on, wait. No, I'm pointing to the names right now. Yeah, you can look at how it's going to appear up there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, look at these names right here guys. All of these people are beautiful supporters

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