supermegashow - Be Boop & Bop | supermegashow - 123

Episode Date: July 22, 2026

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No, people like the, like the, they don't like chewing, but they like the ASMR of sipping. They love the slurping. You know, people do like chewing into microphones. There's a whole audience online. Ugh. You don't like to go watch like an old man eat spaghetti, ASMR? It's not that I, like, I would, I think I would, there would be something to enjoy of, like, two people, like, sitting down and eating, because there's several famous shows that do that. Hot ones and the, the chicken shop one.

Right, but people aren't watching Hot One. for the asmr of the No, no, no, no, but I'm just saying like, for entertainment, it's not unheard of, you know, eating for entertainment. So I'm saying, like, my problem with it tends to be that

people go very overboard with it to where it's like they get the most moist shit, they get like a mound of like, just like noodles and they have specific gloves that they wear while they are munching down. Well, that's the point for mucking. It's like slobber and all the sauce and

juice starts like there's like a there's like a drool cup essentially below that's what people like it's like i can't get behind that but if it was like two people going you know the other day i was hold on as i was saying the other day i was uh reading the newspaper you know some shit like that some bbc boys you know chirping up biting on some french fries sharing a laugh sharing an opinion or two bbc boys i feel like i that's just what this would be that's just that Big Black God Okay, Matt Come on, dude

That's what BBC Also stands for I get it, I get it I was talking about The big British channel The big beautiful channel The beautiful British channel

The beautiful British channel You ever watch BBC? I mostly see their online Like the The videos posted on YouTube I don't watch the actual channel What? I know

Dude I have it on every morning Do we even get it? Like Like, did they I'm sure HBO, you know, some, or like streaming service. Whatever. Yeah. BBC Plus.

Watch Samsung TV have it. You know, we have Samsung TV for free. No, not for free. It's on my account. Oh, is it really? I pay for that. Why? Because I have to for my fucking TV.

Isn't that stupid? Like, like, dude, I bought a fucking TV and it's like, I have to get that subscription for some reason. Whatever happened to just having a TV? What if you did it? And you just like. You just did? This whole time I've been paying for BBC. Because what would be the need of you having to have Samsung, a Samsung, well, it's a free account to make, I'm guessing.

It's not a membership thing. Well, no, I pay for a monthly. Samsung TV? Every single month, I get the PayPal. Are you saying, like, you bought a TV and it's like, you've got to have a Samsung account and pay for the Samsung membership to be able to use this TV? I might have been swindled at some point, and I'd be like, ah, I guess I need this. Well, I'm glad that we have it, I will say. So, you know, it's not going to waste.

Dude, I love like the last three podcasts We've just, we keep And on stream, we keep bringing up Samsung TV Well, it's because It's like a cable network The two most popular channels in the office Is Dinos 24-7 And Darmon TV

Yeah Those are two just always flipping between the two That's what we get We do at BBC The Dinosaur channel is BBC That's right, it's like BBC's Dinos 24-7 Which sometimes it's again, we've stated

But it is not It is truly not Dinos 24-7 because we have caught several, like, Egyptian documentary type of stuff. Like, and don't get me wrong. I love pharaohs and pyramids as much as the next guy. I love Egyptians as much as the last guy. Listen, I do. But when I tune into BBC Dinos 24-7 on Samsung TV, what am I expecting?

Maybe they're like, oh, they're, you know, they're old, like, slang term for dinosaurs that, like, people used in the 70s to 90s. You old dinosaur. You dino. Maybe. I mean, I wouldn't put it past those cheeky Brits to try to pull the wool over our eyes like that. Thinking about, you know, being pranked upon by a British person really pisses me off. What kind of pranks could Brits pull? Throwing some tea in a harbor?

Nope, that was the other way around. That was the Americans pulling a prank on the Brits. Yep. We pranked him good, didn't we? We did. I mean, that's back when, you know, there was an actual cause and effect with, you know, government and the people. If only it was that easy now, you can just throw some tea in the harbor off the edge of a ship, like, oh, enjoy.

No, you'll get shot in the eye with, like, a rubber ball and blinded for the rest of your life. And then you'll have the rest of your citizens going, you deserved it. Yep, you shouldn't have been doing that. Yep. Tea. Okay. When I was a kid, I remember hearing this that the harbor turned into tea because they put so much tea in the harbor. I feel like that sounds like that's a part of like a song.

It feels like that was like the imagery works, but. Yeah. It's like, and then they threw the tea in the harbor, and the whole harbor turned into tea for a day. That definitely, why am I even asking if that happened? That clearly, now that I'm saying it out loud as a 30-year-old adult, I'm like, no, the amount of water in the Boston Harbor. Probably next to where they were dumping, it definitely was like,

oh, it's still salty, but salt, salty and sweet. Oh, true. That's probably someone fell in and went, Hmm. Wait a second. Honestly, I wonder if salty tea would be good. Well, there's probably a reason It's not a thing

I'm sure someone's tried it You could try You could try to create What if What if this is the new fad And we start it And then someone else capitalizes on it Because we weren't quick enough

There were like the Kool-Aid pickles Kool-Aid pineapples You know The next one will be salty tea They did look like jars of pickles Which maybe pickles And Kool-Klead would be I don't like pickles to begin with

Well Depends on the pickle What about corny chones What about corny chones? What the fuck is that I probably said it really right The little tiny ones Like for charcutory

The little tiny little pickle Those things scare me Really? Yeah Really I can deal with a big pickle Big fat juicy I could imagine biting on one

On a hot summer's day Getting a pickle out of the pickle Cooler That's not refreshing Where it's like floating in a bunch of ice water It's just naked in the cooler Like in the ice with all the beers and stuff Go on

Get yourself tough one. I call them pickle coolers. Well, cooler pickles. Hey, go ahead and bring me a cold one. Open it up.

Some pickles floating around. A bunch of like vinegar and ice. Dead flies. Uh, hey, you catch more flies with honey than vinegar. Dude, nothing put me off more in a swimming pool

than seeing some dead shit in it. Oh, yeah, dude. I don't want to go swim in some dead organic matter. Especially when it's a big bug. Oh, dude. Floating upside down with its legs up in the water.

Don't open that fucking pool trap. You don't want to see what's in there. Toads and snakes Yeah, dead frogs Yeah, that always made me sad The bugs The bugs would always be

It would be like a specific type of beetle That we have in the south I don't know what they are They'd always be in the corner Where they'd collect with the leaves And the pine Like straw or whatever the fuck You know those little beetles

Right, I don't know what they are But in the summer they'd be running rampant Not a big Not a big bughead But I do I do like There's something I can appreciate About insects

The design Exactly When I look at pictures and the different, you know, an image, beautiful, beautiful creatures. If it's scuttling towards me, it's like a crab. Like crabs are pretty cool. They're cool. They're very cool creations of God. But if it's scuttling at me sideways in a hurry, I'm going to go, ooh!

And I'm going to pick my feet up and, woo! See, I'm not going to scream and jump up on a stool if it's a mouse. But if it's a crab, I will. Yeah, with a mouse, you just... With a crab, they've got armor. I had to stop your podcast because I just want to make sure that you don't... Do you actually do that? Your mom calling you afterwards.

You don't do that, right? You only one stomp, not a second one to really fit in to make sure? Like walking dead, a double tap. Mm-hmm. I learned that from Zombiland with Jesse Eisenberg. Oh, hell yeah. And Woody Allen. I never saw Zambiland, too.

Woody Herald. Yes, Woody Herald. Woody Harrelson. I knew something didn't feel right. Woody Allen, though, would have killed in that role. Jesse Eisenberg and Woody Allen.

Dude, that would have been something. That would have been fucking something for the books. I saw Zambiland when I was a teenager, and I really liked it. You saw it in theaters, probably. I got it from Blockbuster. I saw it in theaters.

Dude, I wasn't for some reason when I was, um, when I was like, uh, that age, I wasn't going to, I wasn't allowed to go see R-rated movies. That's what it was. Until I was...

That movie came out when I was in, like... I feel like, was I in high school when that came out? Yeah, I would have been in middle school. Dude, I wasn't allowed to go see R-rated movies in theaters. Well, by law. Well, you could have... Is it a law? Yes, but somebody over...

Is it a law or is it just a rule that the movie theaters have? That's a law. They can kick you out for breaking their rules. They have a... They ID you. at least the one I went to Okay And if you are over 21

You can take someone under 17 To go see an R-rated movie I was 16 Going on 17 I was I was 16 and I wanted to go see Speaking of Jesse Eisenberg 30 minutes or less

And my sister I walked out of that one My sister and her boyfriend Took me to go see it I was excited Except Uh Sister's boyfriend

He was the oldest he was like 40 something He was 50 something He was like he was like two weeks shy of turning 21 Yeah And they wouldn't let him buy me a ticket to see it So I had to go see Rise of the Planet of the Apes by myself And they went and saw 30 minutes or less

Which is still a great movie I enjoyed it They kept coming in not my sister The check up on you to make sure you were in there The people at the movie theater They saw that I couldn't see it And they could see I was disappointed I was thrown a tantrum

I was screaming on the floor One time I was too young to go, my mom took me and my friend to go see what I think it was called the The Collector. That was the movie. It was a horror movie. Yeah. Me and my friend went to go see it, but it was rated R. So my mom bought the tickets and then bought a separate movie for herself and then was just like, can they just go see? Like, I bought the tickets.

You see, I'm here. They were like, okay. So it was just like me and my friend and like probably a few people in there that are like, what are these kids doing in here? It must have snuck in. Yeah. But I was surprised. I feel like theaters now are very strict. They are.

They used to be very rare where, this is specifically at AMC, where they check my ID just for like the AMC plus thing or whatever. But now they're like on it, like every time. This was a regal. What was a regal? The movie theater. For... Back with... When I went to go see 30 minutes or less.

Oh. We didn't have AMC. Well, back then none of this was a program. They didn't have AMC Prime or anything. Yeah. But they were strict about the IDs. And I think, I want to say the first R-Ready movie I ever saw in theaters was Jackass 3D. I probably saw one before that, but that's like the first I can think of.

And was not happy. With your dad. That was a good time. It was a great time. I don't know why we went and saw it at a, like a cinema bar where you get, dinner with the movie. That was a horrible movie to order food. I've only seen one movie at the Charleston

Cinebar, and it was Maleficent. See, that's still much better, though, than Jackass 3D. Where you have 3D glasses on, watching the shit spray from their assholes as I'm, like, eating my fucking chili dog. They come by and, like, spray ketchup in your face when that happened. Gotcha. It's just part of the experience.

No, okay, okay. Well, speaking of the experience, you just went and saw the new Jackass movie, didn't you? I did, I did. But I feel like it's, like, I can, give my opinions, but I also, I know you're going to see it at some point, and I like talking shit with you.

You like talking some shit? I don't know if you're going to see it anytime soon, though. I might wait for streaming services. I wasn't, I was not let down, but I was just like, eh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

It could have been like a straight to streaming Netflix doing like a special jackass thing. Were there Kind of. Well, there's some good laughs still? There were definitely some good laughs. I mean, it's, you know, a bunch of grown men that turn into their teenage selves again, you know, back when they first started this stuff.

So in that sense, you know, seeing them all have fun and interact and, like, fuck with each other is still entertaining as it ever was. But there's a lot less of it in terms of anything new because... Right. It's a lot of, like, clip show. Yeah, it's very clip show. It felt like 50% clip show. And most of the new stuff is like filmed on a studio back lot. And it doesn't feel like, because in the past ones, they're like traveling around the different states, sometimes different.

Then they go to like different countries. Yeah. First one, they go to Japan. Yeah. And the second one, they go to India, I think. Right? Yeah. Yeah.

But I feel like this is maybe their way of being able to at least, while not in. send it off entirely with Bam, at least have Bam in the final product or something. Yeah. Even though he didn't show up really for much and he still hates like most of the people other than Stevo, I think. Yeah. He was at the premiere with April and Phil. I saw that. He what?

He was at the premiere? Bam wasn't. Bam wasn't? He was not. I saw red carpet pictures with April and Phil. It was, there was, both April and Phil went to the premiere and they were like, Bam's at a friend's wedding He hates that he couldn't make it

But then like there's footage of Bam just going like I'm not going to the fucking premiere Yeah fucking Knoxville Yeah fuck them yeah exactly Yeah well that's a shame It's at least April and Phil went Yes and I love April and Phil They've been through a lot

Oh yeah I love I mean raising Bam That had to be a hell of a job They showed them They showed some clips from the early days like the classic, you know, bam going in and just punching the fuck out of Phil randomly during like the morning him getting ready for work.

He's just trying to take shit. Yeah. And just runs in and beats the shit out. He's like, bam! Bam! Stop! Dude, that was just such that era of like 90s anti-establishment Viva La Bam. Just bullshit. You know, it's like it's a young skater punk

beating the shit out of his dad while he's pooping on the toilet. I enjoyed it. It was fun. I still love it. I'll watch it. Or like when they when they dig a giant hole in Bam's yard and then they cover it with like a tarp and leaves and then Phil gets on the riding lawnmower to go mow the grass.

Yes. There's a lot of good stuff in Viva Labam except there was like there's I would say like there's a lot of good stuff in there but then there's also just a lot of melodrama that's just at the time I'm guessing it was like fun and edgy to watch but if I watched it today it would be like just sad.

Don Vito? Depressing. RIP to a king. Oh, yeah. What, he died, right? Mm-hmm. Really, no one caught in our book. The mob boss was named Don Gita.

Oh, yeah. After Bamar Jarrah's uncle. That was a little Easter egg for you guys, for you bamheads. And now we've given you a look behind the curtain into our creativity of making Easter eggs and putting them in our novel. At one point. At one point, who knows when? There's so many Easter eggs and sketches that people still have not found.

Like the peanut sketch, there's a good handful of little Easter eggs that no one has pointed out in the comments are found. We're just way too clever for all of you. That's the thing. We're in the upper echelon of a... Not to pat our own backs, but you guys... I'll do it. You guys couldn't find an Easter egg if it was shoved up your ass. No, if there was an Easter egg fucking in the ass, you wouldn't even know.

You wouldn't even fucking know. And speaking of fucking in the ass, here's some sponsors. This one's always been that long This one's always been what? It's an hour. Nope, I'm wrong. Yeah. Yep.

Big surprise. We don't need to keep that in, Ryan, when I was wrong. Well, I'm keeping it in. You don't make the calls, Ryan. Darwin does. And when I tell him about this, he's going to want it kept in. No, he's not. He wouldn't do that.

We give an all creative decision over to Darwin. A contracted worker, Darwin. Yeah, a bit of a business change, but we did handover, as Ryan said, all creative control, creative vision, everything. Trust in our business has always been a problem. I think the best way to do it is just totally break free from it. Yeah, exactly. In fact, he wrote the script for this episode. Could you all tell? Yeah, I bet you couldn't. Even this right here. Yeah, he wrote this. It sounds natural.

I know. Well, you and I did the table read last night. and, you know, it just keeps getting deeper with metanus. The meta levels. It's like Podception. Metaception. That's what they should have called it. You know what? I haven't seen Inception since...

Theaters for me. Yeah, I think same. Well, that's been like then, like, what, two decades? It didn't come out 20 years ago. It feels like. I mean, when did it come out? probably like what 2013

okay and honestly dude I remember being so 2010 okay not too far off no not not too far I was confused as fuck by that movie

and I remember seeing it with a friend and we walked out and he was like it made perfect sense I understood every bit of that and I was like same and I felt really bad because I should have questioned him because he probably didn't

no he probably was bluffing And I felt like a fool. But you didn't want to look like a fool. No, I didn't want to look like a fool. I hate that I was swayed. And I couldn't speak my true thoughts back then. I was probably just more distracted by the cool effects and stuff maybe. I can't imagine, when I think of the story,

I remember the plot in terms of what they were trying to do. Yeah. But I don't remember like any, like, I think about it and I remember like three scenes and they were all in the trailer. I remember train driving through the city and the city folds. I remember they spin a dreidel and it keeps on spinning. And then they lay down on some train tracks and they're falling off a bridge. In the car? Yeah.

Yeah. And like they're, as they're falling into the bridge because time works differently, they have a, they're fighting in. Oh, and there's the, like, hotel hallway that's, like, spinning around, and they're, like, running on the wall and the ceiling. They're using, I think there's purposely dunking themselves in the falling van because it's their kick. Don't you have to be, you have to be kicked from a dream? That's right. That's right.

Dude, we should, we should rewatch that and see how it holds up. Bruncle Sleepover. How long is that movie? It's like three hours. German. Probably would make just as much sense. I don't know. I don't know if I, like, seen it now if I would still be as confused.

I mean, I'm a lot more intelligent now than I was at 16, you know, 14. I also still haven't seen tenant. I haven't seen it either. I've heard that it's a, the dialogue's really hard to hear in a lot of the scenes is what I've heard. That's a big Christopher Nolanism. I mean, well, it's on purpose. Yeah. So they did have a lot for the, for the dark night stuff.

Oh, fucked up the audio again. Fuck. It's overblown. Well, we can't go re-record it all. It's intentional. It's loud. It's IMAX. Exactly.

That's film specifically on IMAX film. Are you excited for the Odyssey? I'm, I, and like as a movie goer, yes, but like, as a, as Ryan, I'm just kind of like, which I'm excited for. I'm not going in with, like, high or low expectations. I'm just kind of like, it'll either be good or I'll be bored. It's just the flip of the coin, I guess I can't tell which side of the land Until I see it

Yeah Same I I'm excited I feel like I'll enjoy it I don't really have any like High high hopes for a living High high hopes Come on

I quoted a direct song And sang a different song High high hopes for a living The Pete Buttigieg song That was his campaign song Was it? Yeah Like that

He would walk out to stage to that. Like he'd literally walk on stage. Like Pete Buttigieg. Dude. It should have been Katie Perry. California girls. California. He's not from California.

He's not from California, though. Okay. From South Bend, Indiana. Then, then, you're so gay. Well, he does like boys. He has a husband. That's the thing. So that wouldn't work. Trump was like,

Pete, riding to work on the back of his husband's bicycle. I like how Katie Perry has a whole song just going. I mean this in a derogatory way. You're so gay. You don't even like boys. It's like the opposite of what people do to get themselves out of like, no, no, no, no. Yeah, it's like, no, no, I don't mean gay like that. She's like, no, I mean it like that.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, we're going to do about it. I mean it that way. But then Katie Perry just falls back on, yeah, but have you heard my song, I kissed a girl and I liked it? Yeah. Little open-minded now, huh? The taste of her cherry chapsed.

Her cherry jockstrap. That was the original line. Because the music video, they were all going to be played roller derby. I mean, that is a pretty lesbian sport. Yeah. Which is fucking awesome. Didn't Philin Lil's mom play it? I don't remember that.

I don't remember that. But that makes a lot of sense. No, dude, because, like, she was into sports. She was, like, canonically a lesbian, right? Like, I don't think they ever, like, showed it. You know, the guy with blue hair Who was like very skinny and always like nervous and timid and Blue hair

But like It was one of those blues where in the real world it was probably like Yeah It was supposed to be like a dark color But in cartoon and stuff like that's blue Yeah exactly Yeah and I'm pretty sure it was implied I'm sure that I don't know in in Rugrats all grown up

Is he still around? Or at that point, she's... Maybe they felt it. They don't say anything more than that, but you know, you kind of get the... You know what's going on. I can't remember their dad's name, unfortunately, or any of the... Besides Stu, Stu and... Is Tommy his brother?

No. Tommy is the son. Tommy was the baby. Who was Stu's brother? The guy, Angelica's dad, who's always like, Stu, your fucking toys! I don't think you ever said. Or trash. But

So there's Chucky You're poor and I'm rich Chuckie Was there a Ralph? There's a Barnabas What was Chuckie's dad's name? Chester

Chester Okay yeah Are we thinking of the Cheetos guy? Chuck That's what I In my head I was thinking Chuck But I think isn't Chuck short for Chester Dude I don't know

How the fuck is Dick short for Richard it's not well apparently it is Richard it would be Ditch would be short for Richard but doesn't make sense at all it makes more sense than Dick Rick like

Dick is not short for Richard Rich is short for Richard or or Chard you could go by Chard I guess You know there's other ways to shorten names people don't think about Rich Chard

part of the Shay Tard Rich Tard Hey Shee It's his older brother This is rich Tard I mean, Shea Carl was pretty rich Was it his

Yeah, he got a board eight His sister was just sister Tard I think Or no I thought his sister had a special name Sister Tard Because Princess Tard was already one of them Oh wait

Let me see They're sun Tard right They're baby Tard Sun Tard Baby Tard See baby Tard doesn't work Because baby Tard grows up Are you still baby Tard?

What is Shea Carl's sister What's her... What's her Tard name? It might just be Sister Tard. Cistard? Um, it says... Well, that's something I put in.

It's not wanting to answer. Hold up. Google doesn't want to answer. Of course, Google doesn't want to answer. They don't want to answer for anything. I said, what does Sheik Carl's sister Shartard jick name? Why is Google not coming through? Probably because you have Tard in it.

So Google's like, I'm not answering that. Well, it's a popular brain. Right, and there's, Shay Carl himself said it has nothing to do with the derogatory term. It's because of what, Unitards? Shea Carl's sister, Carly Butler, now Charlie Wood, is known by the nickname Sister Tard. Got real creative with that one. It's like, he just really gave up for the, he's like, ah, sister Tard, whatever. And I'm Shay Carl.

You know, he didn't have the Tard in his name. We've come to this conclusion where it's like, Mom Tard, Sun Tard, Rock, Tard, Princess Tard. Shea Carl! But we're all Shay Tards! I was like, it's Shay, hey, Carl, it's Shay, hey, Carl. It's Shay Carl and the Shay Tards. They're the Shay Tar.

Yeah, he's Shay Tar. It never even says he's part of the Shay Tar's. No. Right? Even though his name's in it. And the Shatards. He didn't want to, because he knew. He's like, guys, trust me, a decade from now, when we can't say this anymore,

this nickname, it's going to be outdated. I'm not going to be a part of this, but you guys. you'll, you know, take the ball for me. I will say the black eyed peas missed a big one to just changing it to let's get Shay Tarded. Right, and it could have been a big collaboration. Maker Studios and the Black Eyed Peas, let's get Shaytarded.

You know? Everybody, Shay Carl. It could have been a great fucking spin on things. I will say, though, let's get it started is like, they had that one in the bag. That was like such a, like, whoever came up with that was like, oh, guys. I got it.

It was the fact that they just went from that to then, get stupid, get, and then they say, you know, maybe if they didn't have that, the song would last because then people are like. They could say it was French. It's a positive. We're getting crunk. It means crunk.

We're retaking the arsler, and it means crunk now. It means crunk. But they directly said what they were implying it to mean in the song, right? And that was a no-go. So, unfortunately, Black-eyed peas, that's a big from me. I'll never fucking forget.

I'll never forget Will I Am and B-O-B was B-O-B part of the Black-I-P's? Bob Marley? No, B-O-B. Bob. They're the same guy? Was B-O-B part of the Black-Epeas? I don't know.

Because I feel like he just... You're the music man. Why doesn't mean I know the fucking members of the Black-Eyed peas? You have to have an encyclopedia of music shit random knowledge in your head. Fergie. Will I am.

Verse two more Fergalicious definition Make them boys go loco Loco Loco means crazy Is that really Let's get local Let's get loco

No it's you gotta really stretch the syllables They changed it completely Instead of even doing a synonym It's just let's get it started Which works great though Yeah It's still like I think that's a genius spin on it They had scientists work on that one

Because there was no They found the perfect loophole We're not replacing it with anything that Then it's like, oh, you replaced it with stupid or dumb. Let's get stupid. You know, some shit like that. Honestly, like they could have even chalked that up to a mangyna effect if they really played it smart. They could be like someone, and then if someone brought up like, didn't that song used to be let's get it and be like, no?

And that says more about you. Spotify anymore. No, they took it off Spotify. Trust me. In recent history, it was on Spotify in like the past half decade. It was. Because I had it in some playlists, my party playlist. And then they took it off.

Party playlist. It was just that. On loop. Let me see if it, if maybe, I don't know. Maybe this was during like 2020 woke air. They took it up. And now in 2006, freedom of speech is back, baby. Comedy is finally legal again.

Yep. Thank you, Mr. Musk. Let's see if, you know, I don't hear a lot of free speech absolutists talking about the removal of that song from streaming services. You know? Come on, guys. Step it up. Let's get... By the black-eyed beans.

We have fun here, don't we, Matt? Okay, the black-eyed peas... Okay, so no, it's not on streaming services, but... You know what is on streaming services? Oh, it's okay. Ryan did a penis gesture. No, not a penis gesture. Give you the thumb penis.

A thumb penis. Right, it's a penis gesture, right? Yeah. But then they're going to think that I was doing... this. Oh yeah, jacking off. Well, I didn't say jacking off, Jester. True, true. So there is this. They have a song called Let's Get Restarted as well. What the fuck is this? Look, this is by the black eyed peas. Hold up. What is this guys? I got a screenshot this. This has to be shown. Why? This is, it says it's by the black eyed peas. But that's not

any of the black eyed peas. But then when I go to them, it is them. It is them. What? Is that just, do they give their rights over to a workout mix or something like a kids bob type thing uh it's right there no no that's a playlist and it's not in it but here's the okay here's a cover of it she's feeling herself she's trying to get through that pretty fast by the way yeah yeah yeah i think the original dragged it on a little longer she's like oh do we have to start with the solo note i just love the world where like that song never like got a censored or anything and the black-eyed peas are coming out 2026 at the Super Bowl, echoing throughout the stadium.

Super Bowl. It's just like... It's dark. Yeah, yeah. Pyro Technics. There's like a light mist. Dude, that'd be amazing. Not.

I saved us there. Ad reads. Now I keep running, running. Money, money, money, money. Well, welcome back, everyone. Everybody. We're just here playing with our dicks. Just kidding.

But I'm sure the audio listeners at first were just like, oh! No way! Yeah, exactly. Look at us on the same wave length as always, man. I forgot to get myself more water. Go get some water. It's fine. No, go get some water.

Clockwide. We each had assistance. This wouldn't happen. If we had assistance, this wouldn't happen. You know, I was looking at those collars we could get, you know, that's for dogs, but Darwin, he likes to wear necklaces. It would just be, like, a little add-on. So it just, it adds on. There's, like, two prongs.

Yo, Darrow, my God, just a new drip. Jason the wean wears it. He loves Jason. He's a big Jason the wean head. He's a weiner. Yeah, you like that? Yeah, honestly, thank you. Thank you so much.

Wow. Thank you. Thank you. You're too kind. How's that water? Is it nice and cold? Crisp? Oh, yeah.

Burnt to a crisp? Green apple flavored. Really? No. That would be gross. This coming from the guy That fucking with the Skittles thing, really? What?

I don't do it for it for it to change the water. I do it for the effect the water has on the skittles, not for the effect the skittles have on the water. Tomato. No, no, no. What are you talking about? From my perspective, that's how I view it. I'm doing it to soften the skittles up and make them chewy

and paint free. Could you just leave them out in the sun for that? They get all warm and soft? Yeah, but I like, I like feeling them get that way. with my tongue and my roof of my mouth. Your mouth sensors. Mm-hmm. Your things in your mouth.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You know, your tongue's just doing things when you're eating. It's like moving around, like, you know, cleaning your teeth a little bit here and there. You don't even think about it. No, it's just, but it's doing some alien shit. Isn't it crazy how much of your body is completely, Ryan? Well, actually, this is actually kind of what I'm talking about.

I'm sorry. How much of your body is autonomously doing shit that you're not even like consciously thinking of? Like you probably didn't even think about burping. That just happened, right? Yeah. Your body just decided. You wouldn't do that on purpose, would you? Like, you wouldn't interrupt me.

I know you wouldn't do that. That was involuntary. Like, that's an example of something involuntary that happens, right? Yeah. But think about how much, dude, would, blows my mind is this. There's the penis gesture again. No, dude. It's a thumb penis.

What should I call it? A thumb penis? There's the thumb penis again. God. Sorry, dude. Penis gesture makes it look like I'm doing this or something. No, that's the jack-off gesture. Doing this.

That's a fondling gesture. That's like a ball fondling gesture. Dude, if I was the king back in the day, I would have had a ball fondling gesture. Yeah, yeah, that's right. That's the best joke of the past five episodes, I think. Really? Yeah. Thank you.

There was a joke in episode. This is 22? 23? 123. 23. 23. 123. 1, 2, 3.

Oh, shit. Yeah, this is 1, 2, 3, I just realized. You know, palindrome, though. No palindrome. You know, uh... That's not going to happen for a while. No. No, yes, it is.

131. That's a good... Oh, never mind. For some reason, I thought we were still in the teens. We just said we were 123. Yeah. So that's not, yeah, that's not too far away. There's a palindrome every 10 episodes.

But what about the big ones? the ones that are cool, all one number. Like 1-1-1? Oh, yeah. 2-2-2? Mm-hmm. Yeah, it'll be a hot minute. But we'll get there. I believe in us.

Eventually. We will get there. I mean, we've done it before. We've done it before. We'll do it again. And we'll do it again after that, too. But we shut this thing down and start revamp it and do the, you know. Super Mega podcast.

Yeah. Episode one. Yes. And then eventually it's just going to be the Matt and Ryan podcast. And then we'll be a super mega production. Why are we still calling a podcast? You know, no one uses it. Just Matt and Ryan.

Matt and Ryan. T.M. But then we'll get 100 episodes in. You'll be like, why does your name go first? It's both of us 50-50. And then every other episode it has to switch. But it starts over. So it's like, it'll be like Matt and Ryan episode 212,

Ryan and Matt and Matt episode 1. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. Ryan, episode 213, Ryan and Matt, episode 2. No, but back to the body, the body talk. Dude, it's crazy to me. Have you ever, like, looked into your immune system? Why?

No, no, no reason. No, I haven't. No, I watched some videos on it by a Kerskiss act. Curzges. Do they have cameras that go inside the body? No, it was animated. No osmosis Jones, magic school bus bullshit. But, dude, the amount of shit that happens in your, like, body, complicated processes to keep you healthy is, like,

Even for a second if it goes, oh, you're dead? Yeah. It's actually insane. Like how many little, like, sentient systems are in your body, constantly fighting shit off and doing some epic shit. Well, that's what Osmosis. Not to bring it back to Osmosis Jones, but since you mentioned it, that's what that movie was trying to teach us. And that movie still to this day, it's funny how, like, childhood fears work because how severe my fear of vomit was as a child. that movie, because there was a throw-up scene,

was permanently marked for me. That movie was like fear. When I would think of it, it would spike fear. I can see it right now. You're shaking. That's more than my nourishment. It's just, I'm just trying to describe for the audio listeners. Like, you look petrified.

I always kind of look like that. But not like a petrification spell. That would look pretty cool, though. Like, I'm made out of, like, old rock. what Medusa does to people or what a bunch of aliens did in the Soviet Union to a bunch of Soviet soldiers. Look it up in the 70s.

Yeah, it's a real thing. Anyway, that movie still, when I think of Osmosis Jones, strikes fear into me, and I don't want to watch it. Even though, as an adult, I'm like, it's just some throw-up. It's fucking fine.

See, I think of a gross popping pimple on the teacher lip scene. Now I actually don't want to watch it. And it's got, the only reason I do want to watch it is for the badass kid rock song young ladies no I'm not even gonna quote it out I was I'm not gonna

you guys just have to go listen to it because I can't even say it well they're eventually gonna hear it because you do a cover of it on your next album B-booping Bob I'm fucking P-Ryan You know how many times I've had to change the concept of the album because you keep fucking leaking it And you know how long I fucking came up with that name it took me so long as I fucking came up with that name it took me so long

Fuck off, man I'm sorry, dude, I just It's a prank It's not a prank when it's my Livelyhood and my passion My art, my soul My fart and my hole Yeah, it's no Mozart

Like that It's no Mozart, I'll tell you Just say that to anyone That's what Fantano says About almost every single review he does It's no Mozart Said new ice spice It's no Mozart

But Man, Fantano gets himself Into some beef with these hooligans. And by hooligans, I mean artists. Halsey,

ex-Fantano. Oh, yeah. I like to see them go in the boxing ring together. Did Eminem actually have a line? He did. He had some bar about a bald

music reviewers online or something. And it was like, damn. Dude, honestly, if I were Fantano, I would be,

like, that would, obviously I would want Eminem to like me. But see, that's what sets me and Fantanau apart. Fantano don't give an F.

He knows he's above Eminem. Where me, I know I'm below Eminem, and I just want his respect. Where Fantano, on the other hand, to get roasted by Eminem, that's an honor, right? Like, to actually have, think about this,

the real Slim Shady stood up and spit some dirt at you. And that's there on the record. Well, he dedicated a whole song to Machine Gun Kelly. Two, right? Or was it just one? No, I...

No, he ignored Nick Cannon. Yes. Okay, that which is very embarrassed. Who is the new host of Wipeout. I actually don't know which show he's... Keep going. He's a show... I told you about it.

Hold on. The Lego Show. The Lego Building Family Game Show night. It's close enough. Lego Masters. Lego Masters. More like Lego Master Baders. More like Lego Maesters.

Just a bunch of religious. People... Playing with Legos. Like a maister? Wait, like a maister. What's a maister? Like an old religious, bald guy with a robe. Hey, you just taught me a new word. Is that the word of the week?

Yeah, why not? Let me look up the... I've never heard that before. So I learned something, you guys learn something? Hold on. Let me find the... When you said maister, I was like, are they spraying mace? Ryan is looking up the definition of maister.

We're going to learn something. All of us together. Ready for this, Matt? Here it comes. I'm glad we all learned something today. The term... I was about to say, I was like, wait, I got a pop filter and yours is gone now. The term maister most commonly refers to the fictional order of learned scholars, healers, and advisors,

and George R.R. Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire. That's why I've never heard of it. I was like, I've never heard that word. And you're like, yeah, it's a religious thing. I think, I think, yeah. Some people, George R. Martin, that is their religion, man. Some people knew what I was talking about. Yeah, nerds.

Fucking nerds out there probably know. Fogne. Probably watch all of the shows. You've been watching it, right? I recently, I was watching the HBO Heaven's Gate documentary, and before each episode, I got to watch a nice long ad for House of Dragon. Oh, shit. And I was like, this is what Ryan's been watching. And it's like, bring a, I don't know.

I didn't understand any of them. Oh, yeah. Well, and then I realized I had it in German, but I still wouldn't have understood. Reason why. I thought that was just like a George R. Martin language. Like that's a fracky. Right, right. Or whatever Spock speaks.

Spockese. Spockese. Yeah. Speaking of Spock, man, I've always kind of wanted to watch Star Trek. The old show. The one with like George Dakey, Leonard Nimoy and... In fact... William Schenck.

Shittner. Ryan, the man went to space in real life. He's a hero. Speaking of real life, one of the main characters on that Star Trek show, I don't know her name, one of the female leads.

Her brother was one of the guys that took his own life in the Heaven's Gate Colt. You said, speaking of what again? Star Trek? Heaven's Gate. Because I just brought up Heaven's Gate, and then we went to Star Trek, and then I tied the two together because her brother actually was one of the 39 people, which is pretty crazy.

Pretty, uh, talking about a small world. Which is as they described on the news at the time, Nuzzo Boingo, which was very insensitive. And they actually sued the reporter and he, he lost. He, he, he. Now that's not so boingo. Just like on the scene. I mean, like, they cut back to the other newscast and just like kind of like a Mike Myers face. At the end of like some dude reporting like on the, what was it called the Kool-Age shit?

No, Jones Town. I was just James Town. James Town. It's a different place. Jones Town. I mean, his name was Jim Jones. Jim is short for James. True.

But Jamestown is a different place. James Town is, where's Jamestown? That sounds like a place in South Carolina. Doesn't it? Right? Is it? Probably. James Town?

That sounds like South Carolina, dude. It's got to be a place in South Carolina. Because it's familiar to both of us. James Town. It's definitely a place in South Carolina near Myrtle Beach. Jamestown, Virginia. Oh, maybe. I don't know.

Hold on, hold on. James Town. Anyway, Jonestown. There's Jamestown, South Africa. That's what I was thinking of. Me too. South Africa, South Carolina. Right.

They're easily confused. But Jonestown. What about it? I'm kidding. God. I'm glad I'm glad you're not that forgetful because that would just, that'd be really hard to, because I'd be like, I don't know where to go, dude. I've tried to circle back. But now do you actually remember what you were, or have we just thrown it off? Hold on, hold on. We were talking about Jones Town. Well, we're talking about Colts overall.

Right. And you said, it's like, imagine a reporter on the scene at Jamestown. Jones Town. But is there a real Jamestown? Because we were talking about You know what if they say goofy stuff Right Could you imagine just at the end of a broadcast Just like Oh have died

And whoop There it is Back to you And boom goes To die Yeah Drops the fucking mic Poses and

Like there's like an awkward Like like Like five seconds He thought it'd already cut back And it's like They were supposed to cut back right when I did that, but they left it going for it. I mean, that's what really...

I'm sorry to the viewers at home. That was insensitive, especially paired with the images that we just showed you. I got fired, but if they had cut when they were supposed to, it would have played a lot better, and I would still have my job.

That's all I'm going to say. The awkwardness of the end of it really just made it feel worse than it really was. How many... Because, uh... Oh, what's the other one? I guess it was like culty.

there was like the CIA or was it CIA got involved or was it the FBI it was in Texas Waco Waco was that was another

well that was a mass murder yeah that that one That wasn't like a mass suicide That wasn't classified as a mass suicide Because he He burned kids against No no They let the kids go

Okay And then And I just burned everyone else Well I think it's up for debate On if He burned it or if the fire started from the fight with the FBI or whatever.

I don't know. I haven't looked into that one enough. But, dude, what's nuts to me out. Well, the FBI had a lot of fault in that whole situation as well. What's nuts to, dude, it's crazy because that was like an 80-day standoff. They had, like, tanks and shit rolling in, and, like, they just literally stood off for, like, 80 days. Now, it's not a mass suicide, but there was, I forget the name, but there was another, had to do with more selling arms.

There was a guy that lived... What was his name? He lived out in the middle of nowhere. Like the FBI or something? Ruby Ridge. Yeah, came out in the woods and like one by one. They shot his wife and... And dog.

Yeah, that was Ruby Ridge, which is a big old... And so... Ruby Ridge is one of the things that inspired Waco and the Oklahoma City bombing. White Nationalists love it. The bomber, like, was directly involved somehow? He was there when I'm not directly involved sorry but no but he was there on the scene because they they were interviewing people outside of like Ruby Ridge He was one of the people they interviewed crazy I know

Literally he was crazy and now he's dead You know what is not so Buingo? Oklahoma City bombing this The thumb penis Yep Third times the charm yep I can't do it anymore see I paused because no one says fourth time the The Chum fourths time the charm fourths time the charm Fourth of times, that's why they don't say it, it's a mouthful.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Hey, but you know, it isn't a mouthful. That a penis that you just showed me. I mean, it's not. I meant for it to be a compliment. Maybe if you stuck the balls in as well. Listen, you know, a girl can go, oh, well, that's not a mouthful.

I go, sweetheart, if you put the balls in your mouth, too, trust me, it's a mouthful. That's the best comeback if someone tries to say, that's not a mouthful. I can't really feel you. How about now? See, when Brittany Spears in her memoir wrote that when Justin Timberlake first put it in, she said, are you going to put it in? He said, it is in. And then her heart sank.

He should have put in his testicles as well. In Justin Timberlake's memoir, he needs to really hire us to be like his, you know, publicist guys. We'll help him write up a story that's like, deceptive. the record straight, he's like, well, to be fair, the balls weren't in. Just the cock. And if I put the balls in, she would have felt it. She wouldn't have been saying that in her fucking memoir. We could honestly do him a big favor. Do you think he's going to be in the new social network movie? No. They got to bring him out as like, you know, when Bill Burr is like questioning

Mark Zuckerberg and like the mock Senate hearing thing, it's going to be going poorly and he's He'd be like, well, I didn't think I'd have to bring out the secret weapon. Get on out here, Sean. Can you believe Jesse Eisenberg didn't want to step into that role again? Who's called? Like, did he not want to do it? He didn't. He didn't want to be associated with Mark.

Mark Walker. Mark Zuckerberg. We probably don't have to be associated Mark Wahlberg either, but. Dude, there's this new movie coming out with Mark Wahlberg that looks fucking awful. It looks like... Tell it. Say any soul. Dude, it looks like an act, like...

legitimately, if you watch the trailer, you think you'd go, oh, okay, this isn't just some, like, funny description. It looks like if the movie... Oh, well, I never saw it. It was an Oscar winning. It was about the, like, black pianist and his driver that drove him around.

Schindler's List. No, no, no. The, I know what you're talking about. The Green Book? Green Book. The Green Mile. It looks... No, Green Book. Whatever that movie is, whatever that movie is, it's the like shitty action movie version of it

where it's like an Italian white guy and then he's like, I don't, it's not a piano player, but it's kind of, it just looks like a shitty action version of Green Book and it has Mark Wahlberg and yet again, he's been dabbling in this a little bit, especially with that flight movie where he had the bald He's semi-bald and has this big goofy note, dude. You know what I'm wondering? I got to show you. What if Mark Wahlberg is balding and misses his way of kind of like, you know, easing it into the public? You know?

Because once people are used to embald, then he's like, I can just finally be free and do it. Let me get a peek at this. Let me find them. I got to go to his filmography real quick. You don't remember the name from the first time you saw the trailer? We got to get you to that piano recital right now. Let's go. Kind of just looks like if they made a Boogie Night sequel.

that took place like way, way years later. It's not, I mean, it's not awful, but it's just like, I love how they're like, they're trying to give him like a shitty almost comb over thing, giving him a big nose, and then they still have shots of them. I'll screencap this. They still have shots of him where he's like this. But he's still sexy Mark Wahlberg underneath. He's a heartthrob, man.

Yeah, he is. He's a cockthrob. Especially for all those married Christian women. I dude, every now and then he will pop up. upon my feed and it'll be like a video of him God bless. Six a.m. I just finished praying for three hours. God bless. And he's like, got to pray before a workout. You got to pray before a workout.

Otherwise God's not going to anoint your muscles. He's going to smite you like he did my back. Yeah. And why was that, Ryan? Why did he smite your back? Because I didn't pray before working out. You didn't pray before working out. What did I say? I kept warning. You kept warning me. I pray before every workout. That's why I won my fight. I took your warnings as a jest.

You won't do that again, will you? No, because I was jesting myself by not praying. I might as well have smited myself. I can't, I don't have the power. Well, indirectly, you did. I had the power within myself to smite myself. Indirectly, yeah. You know, you are in control of everything.

You know, people don't like going to prison, mainly because they get their freedom taken away. And then they have no control. I mean, they're in a controlled setting for the rest of their life against their will. I commit crimes to go to jail because it's my choice to go to prison. So at the end of the day, when they put me in prison,

I go, jokes on you guys, this is my choice. It's still under my control. And they go, no. Let him out. It's not fair. And then I win. It works every time. I knew you to arrest me.

Fuck. What? How? The magician never reveals his secrets. Let him go, guys. All right, boys, uncuff him. It was his intention, obvious. Like, he did it intentionally.

He means no harm. We can't book him if he wanted to get arrested. That's how it works. We only arrest those are unsuspecting and didn't want to get arrested. God damn it. I like the look on an innocent man's face when he realizes he's going to prison and spending the night there. But see, we put this guy in cups and he goes, just how I planned it. Yep.

And they go, wait, what do you mean by that? And he goes, oh, I'm getting arrested? Yeah, I know. I wanted it that way. That's how I planned it all out this way. And they go, oh, God, damn. No, no, no, no, no, no. Dude, there's a lot of little brotherhoods in those precincts that are just scary.

There's little documentaries and YouTube videos that come out just about like planting evidence or making money off of the job, using power, you know, all that. Oh, like gangs within police organizations? Well, not even just that. Like, there is that. And then there's also the, like, white nationalists that embed themselves into the system. Oh, yeah, there's a LAPD, I'm sure they had a pretty big scandal where there's, like, a, I think, like, a large chunk of some of LAPD is, like, directly tied to, like, white nationalist gangs. It's pretty crazy stuff.

God, the world we live in, huh? Yeah, I rate that one, no fun, two thumbs down. I'm only doing one thumbs down, because I have to hold the mic with the other hand. But don't let this be misread as me giving white nationalism only one thumb down. It is deserving of two. But you know who deserves two thumbs up? Are patrons that support the podcast? Yeah, you'll see them on screen.

They're scrolling by right now. Yep. These people are not white nationalists. Well, I can't say that with 100% certainty because I don't know all these people, but I don't want to insinuate that any of them are. Most of these people, not. 99.9% of these people are not white national. Statistically speaking, there might be one in there.

And we don't approve of that. Like I said, that is two thumbs down. And they probably accidentally purchased. They're not fans of us, really. They just accidentally purchased. They thought that it was like Sam Hyde's Patreon by accident. Exactly. Yeah.

So they're here mistakenly. So just they can scurry. They can go. But the rest of you, two thumbs up. And y'all get an extra little bit of this podcast. That's up on our Patreon right now. You get to go listen to it or watch it. There's other stuff on there you can peruse and watch and enjoy.

Sticker Club, Uncle Sleepover. And if you're going, what the fuck is Uncle Sleepover? I have to come find out. You won't. My uncle said the same thing to me when I was a little boy. You want to know what an Uncle is? I have to come find out. Talk about an unc hole.

I have to, you know what I'm saying? That was a bye in a sense. It was like a C. Well, there, that was a buy. Thank you.